Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - PATREON PREVIEW! Seafood Disaster

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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Speaking of char we can talk about the dumbest waiters in the world and the 24 24 oyster incident. Yeah, I think the always I think oysters on the endangered species list after dinner the other night Big man was putting on down like a beluga Want to get rid of the other plate because I didn't want you guys Man they dropped that out there's a lot of shellfish on the table. Listen, this is what it was like. Loatheye, dude. So I was keeping it tight, food wise.

Yeah, fully put his order and then they had a drain of lake. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We're going to go kick the pumps now. What the damn? The dam should be up and running in about 90 minutes. That's a bus boy putting on scuba gear. As soon as the ticket goes in on here, The dam should be up and running in about 90 minutes. That's a bus boy putting on scuba gear. As soon as the ticket goes in all he hears,

uh, we're right back. No, so there was one of the dishes that was on there was a half a dozen oysters and an ounce of caviar, which I never had. And I assumed that was a little tiny fucking thing, a little tin in the middle of the fucking, of the crushed ice. So I said that a dumb rod, I says, listen, ladies, she was actually really sweet.

I said to her, I said, instead of a half a dozen oysters, can I have a dozen? And she didn't understand what I meant. Because then the manager came over and said, are you sure you want this? And we're like, yeah, so they brought me a dozen oysters and then six oysters with little dollops of caviar on each one of them. I got to say this, they were fucking phenomenal. Sure. And I think I can eat as many oysters as I want from what I understand. They're like super good for you. There's not fat or anything like that. It's like a hamburger bun, not as many as I want, but I think a dozen oysters is okay. Sure. We take a I think it does in oysters. Man, it's okay.

Sure. Could we take a break? It was 18 oysters. It wasn't a dozen oysters. So this is fully met. Just continuously move the fucking, the facts and information and the and the second round was was a lot. Yeah, it was a miscommunication order.

You ordered 12, 18 showed up and you didn't offer a single one. Anybody else? You don't offer a single one to anybody. You don't need to. I still nobody. I know you could. Nobody. No, you could have said I know you don't like them, but here if you want to try them, these are the ones that we got nothing you were.

You had your fork out poking at us. That little cockpill fork. I had a little lemon as a shield. You were grounded. The bus boy when he came to take it. It wrapped that ice up. Yeah, no, she was, she was sweet. You were growling at the bus boy when he came to take it. He wrapped that ice up. Yeah, no, she was sweet.

The biggest jam up of the whole trip is that you're walking through all these crowds of people and we did a good job of not getting separated but as you're walking, sometimes you'll, you'll be, yeah. You disappear like a fucking runaway. I turn around and you're nowhere to be seen and it wasn't when you were filming.

Couple of times you just dip Yeah, you're a dipper you dip at the airport. I'm not chitin on you you dip at the airport There was no there was no losses. Yes, there was no losses at all this week There was the one it actually was running around filming at fucking yeah, but you're still a dipper sure Oh, yeah, I'll leave me hanging here. You know he's a dipper sure But there was a goddamn there was an incident incident I could pick you back on and say yeah He would there was nobody got lost in one time yesterday We watched you from like 50 yards. Oh you fucking shit Tell me this if somebody is if you're in a group and somebody says I'm gonna go do this

You wait there until they come back. I was standing there with those drinks. I was No, that was I know what was going on now Dude that was literally 10 seconds. We walked halfway. We walked to that fountain to look for a bathroom There wasn't we walk back you we saw you the whole time. I'm talking about we were leaving America You went out the back way and we went out the front and then we you were just like I know what was all man for a couple seconds I When I get in no situation something to myself Maybe these guys don't even exist. Maybe I'm down here by myself and none of this is real

That's what it seemed like I was looking through the crowd trying to find you guys I'm most latched on a family from Wisconsin. No, but that's what that's what I was about to say She'll be walking and then you'll you'll take two steps and something you'll wind up in a family They're asking you if you want these snacks. You're like in cash, you're like, the what the fuck? And I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, you know, hot dog.

I didn't think it was the, you know, the animals that they're portrayed at. This one with this time is good, like I said. They all look like, you know, nice people fucking, everybody was chilled, there was no yelling, there was no fighting. I mean, it's not like, well, bunch of athletes running around.

Yeah, no, I mean, there's, you know, steps in. Or there's gangs and families on scooters. A family on scooters is a tough love. Yeah, that is a tough love. There was one thing I don't know if you remember. And I don't want to judge, obviously. But in the back of my head, I'm like, some of these guys don't need to be on that.

They just don't want to walk. Sure, which I think you would have done. Yeah. I'll tell you this, if Disney had, if everybody was on scooters, this place would be banging. I mean, it was banging, but if everybody was just zipping around on those things

and it was none of that walking, or what they should do, we were talking about, they should put some cushion on the sidewalks. They should make it like a track. So it's softer on your feet. That walk is brutal. Yeah, for most people it's fine.

No. We were all thinking how much more money they'd spend than how fresh they would be if they were just zip it around. Listen, they got us. We spent enough. They got us hook line and sink and I got us coming and going Yeah, we spent 90,000 dollars on hot dogs or whatever. Yeah, I was yeah, I don't mean hot dogs when we have hot dogs Oh, it's like concessions. Yeah, which by the way there's a the way you responded acted

That's that's a guilty conscience right there you had hot dogs responded acted that that's that's a guilty conscience right there you had hot dogs I The touch dude. Yeah, that's got it. I didn't have any I was also the case of the missing bagels that we know what he is You didn't have one I did not have one bagel Yeah, but you need a foot long in a handicapped stall I fall out of your sleeve I gotta go to the back to the

again. Yeah. They're going to meet me in the minstroom. You're going in your toe and shit. I go in there like Michael Curley, and I'm feeling around

mind and toilet for it. But there's a real line of demarcation in the jobs at Disney where if you're like front of house, you're the most beautiful person you've ever seen, and then they got the mutants running the

concession stance Yeah, yeah, yeah, the uh-go's really putting in all the hard work Down there too. They try to find in Epcot They try to find people from the country like if they try to find people from the country early speak the language to work in those Countries and you see it in like Italy France the two guys there got the drinks off were French But you get to do Morocco. There was just like three blonde chicks. Like, what do you want? Hahaha.

By the way, Kempi hit the kid in Germany with the German. Yeah, keep an eye on this guy. I did. Also, at that point, that's six beers in like 40 minutes or a day. I hit him with the hey like Viet's or whatever, just a sign. He responded with like four sentences of journalism.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. You get a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Silent was silent for the rest of the car right it gets out and goes grassy us There's nothing more pandering to me than that Can you speak Spanish like yeah, he's the can you is a down-hide your cat? She said to me I don't she she's like I don't speak English really. I said oh how about spinole? She said see me, I don't, she's like, I don't speak English really well. I said, oh, how well has been you know, she said, see, I said, okay. And then I didn't say another word. I don't want a conversation with her. Nor could I. Wait, you asked her, she speaks. Yeah, I would never try to speak Spanish to somebody that like I wasn't working with and had to communicate with how did it go? I know kitchen Spanish. That's it. You said do you speak Spanish? Yeah. And she was what else did you think she's actually speak Dutch? I didn't know where she was from.

I went to a suit. Okay. The soccer game of the last year. The fucking, you know, the Argentine. it's fucking football jersey. It was a dead giveaway. Like in flat screen, G.H.E.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.A.N.N.A.N your own. I'm gonna know I'm gonna be in your house is what he kept saying. I'm gonna be in your house trying to say you can go to your house and dude she locked herself in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom because he thought he was coming after. So she had a he had to call my sister who's a Spanish teacher and was like I'm trying to tell her like so like my sister like you like whatever and they finally came me I'm gonna be in your house. That's why I don't do that shit that should get you in trouble

That's why I don't try to communicate I didn't I don't either at a respect. I just was I just wanted to I don't know I know yeah, no you do like flex. A lot of people do, I, of course, a lot of people. Choose cute. Okay, now we're getting to the bottom of it. Hey, yeah, I had a big one. I go fucking shows.