Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Petting Police Dogs w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

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The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you garbage? You know it's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that at the group to be classy.

Yeah, just a big old piece of trash trash trash trash. I'm your host a truly coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She called me with a ball tap upstairs. Okay, I was naked. I was coming out of the shower. She really connected to them fingernails on her and that hurts my coasts coming at coming out of the shower. She really connected too. Got them fingernails on her. Man, that hurts.

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Coming here, jamming up the squad. Woo, woo! I'm feeling great, top of my game. Just took two pregnancy tests when he got free. It's twins! This kid's knocked up good. Yeah, man, having a good summer. You know what I've been dreaming about, though.

Everybody gets sick in August. What? Just getting sick in the summer sucks. I was trying to blame it on the hotel AC. Yeah. Well, sometimes that's a good one to blame. That'll get you. Yeah.

Well, I respect that. I knew it would go over with you guys. Oh, yeah. Hey, if I can trash a Motel 6, I'll do it. Probably the pillows. You got to really tailor your excuses to your employers. You mean lie to us. I got to lie to my friends when I get there. I'm back. Oh, that's Starbucks in the morning. I'm back drinking. I'm hung over. The Irish blue. Boys, I'm excited. What's that? This Saturday night, August 17th, we're going to be over at Red Bank, New Jersey for the

big AYG show at the Campaic Theater in the big theater. I'm excited. Big theater. Very cool for us. We started at the small one that holds like 300 something. And I think we sold that one out maybe two or three years ago. That was really cool. Then we added a second show the next time and now we're back in the big

boy theater with our big boy pants, baby. Summer went by quick man. We're back out. We're back out and I just for the Route 66 tour this just in what do you got locked in the bus fully locked in? All right got it. We're all bunked up. It's going to be nine of us.

We got a whole film crew coming out with us shooting a whole frickin thing. I got dibs bottom left bunk Where what bottom left bunk you walk back to the left the first one? Yeah, okay, or I'll do the right I'll do left or the right, but I want to be I want to be in another bus if I'm being honest with you Be away from you you like being close to the fridge another bus if I'm being honest with you. Be away from you. You like being close to the fridge. Wake up, get started. Everybody's fucking leftovers.

Whoo. Take my little snacks back to my little coffin. Yeah. But Route 66 is gearing up. We got everything's almost locked in, which is crazy. It's the longest run we've done. It's like 10 cities in 12 days, Chicago to LA, a bunch of small towns.

Shout out Flagstaff, shout out Tulsa. Albuquerque. OKsa. Albuquerque. OKC, Albuquerque, we're coming baby. All tickets available at rugarbage.crom. I love it. Excited to be back out on the road with the boys, cruising through the area. Then we got parks.

And we got parks casino down there. That's almost, that might be sold out by the time this airs. Good times. Tickets are moving, we fucking love the air. Then we're off to Hawaii, boys. Don't get me freaking I gotta share a room with Ryan D

We're doing Pearl Harbor tours every single morning 6 a.m. We're all dressed up in fatigues the old-timey Sailor's It's good. I got a little something I've you know as we travel a lot and you know and now we've been home We've been off the road for what like two months or something. So I'm a little longest stretch I've been left to my own devices around couple indoor cats. I know I'm used to like I'm not used to being home and cooking so many meals and you know, just being around. Yeah, I stumbled upon a Little thing we've probably talked about it at some point, but I tuna casserole

A little thing, we've probably talked about it at some point, but I... Tuna casserole. Hamburger helper. Dude, I just picture you being like, I'm doing a lot of cooking, it's just frozen pizzas. Eggs, it's a lot of eggs. I've been doing a lot of eggs. I've been doing a lot of eggs too. Listen, you want to... I got one for you too if you want to start talking culinary.

Hold on. I'm sitting there, I mean, you can only you can only eat so many scrambeys. You know what I mean? Sure. You know what I've been doing? Well, I've been laying off the bread, trying to lay off the bread. Sunnyside scrambled. Put your own yolk in there. A little bit of a bad idea.

Everything bagel seasoning. Oh, sure. Eggs, dude. It makes it feel like it's a bacon egg and cheese. It's dude, it's I've been putting that shit on everything. Just lying to yourself. It tastes like a bagel. It also has bacon egg and cheese on it. If you fry, if you burn the bottoms hard enough,

it kind of, you can kind of eat it like a Sammy. I like it. We've been doing a lot of couscous and eggs. Believe it or not. It's great. Get some couscous. You cook it. I'm not doing, who's making that some couscous. You cook it. I'm not doing

who's making that much couscous. Takes two seconds. Are you a stilka stanza? It's one box. Do you know what couscous is? The food's so nice to name it twice. New York, New York. Couscous. Yeah, it's like I don't know what it is exactly, but I know enough to stay away from it. I'm a Raceroni man. Call me, I'll let you boys. Goddamn American over here. Yeah, couscous dog. It's great. Yeah, it's fine.

And you throw a fried egg on top. Or a little avocado in there. Not bad. It's some-a-lena. If I'm doing that, I want a nice some-a-lena roll. Yeah. Some-a-lena. Yeah. Woo. Country singer? I love that new album. If I'm doing that, I want a nice semolina roll. Yeah. Semolina. Yeah.

Woo. Country singer? I love that new album. Yeah, I mean, how much, how many days... Was that what you had, by the way, when you said you had something? Uh-huh. That you're putting salt and pepper on your eggs? It's not salt and pepper, it's fucking...

It's everything. It's everything, dude. Listen, and the fact that you're dismissive of it is insane and then you come back with I've been eating couscous. That's like eating style. I've been doing everything bagel seasoning for years on everything. Then say, okay, cool, me too. I take it and put it on cream cheese and then scoop a little pepper in there.

You're a fat ass. I've been putting it on my shoes. It takes the smell away. It's like it's all natural Dr. Scholes. Woo wee. Hey, you get those everything bagels mixed in with the rest of the bagels, they're all ruined. Yeah, I never liked that. The places we would go would bag them up separately.

Yeah, you got to put those in fucking, what's it called? Search Max? Is that what you use? Search Max? What's it called when you put you put somebody in? Solitary confinement the hole now. That's pretty good though. You got to put them in the hole. That's literally the name of it now Super max that's a prison sure you got to put them in super max is what you got Don't throw this at me I gave you a jumping off point you got stuck up on super max which was wrong Did he ever you ever get any garlic on your cinnamon reason? I'll ruin a morning. Oh, so you came back with patties getting screamed at if that you come back with couscous

That's the that's the blandest shit in the world. No, it's not Yeah, it looks like this stuff in the middle of crabs when you open them up Crab brains That's he got some lungs and gills up in there a couple intestines. I would tell you that dude We were my buddy. We were like we were probably like 18 20 years old and we're like, oh, let's get we had it Everybody had we had enough cash. They're like, let's go get some crap. It was first time you saw that shit We had enough cash to like let's go get some crap first time you saw that shit What do we were like let's go get some crabs my this was an honest guy

Shit his pants on buddy. You guys are walking into a strip club My one buddy Justin had never had crabs, and he was like well. I do when you have them You're just sitting there drinking beers catching eaters eating the crabs I literally uh I literally we look over like all you know many were like trying to show him like hey open it up You know whatever I get distracted. I look back over to he's got the crab shell open up Click in the middle of it, and I'm like yeah He's slurping up a yellow intestine into his mouth. These are pretty good You a Klingon he died three days Big dog I don't do that. Were you a Klingon? He died three days later. Rest in peace, big dog.

I'll never forget you. I talked, yeah, when I was waiting tables at Devon Seafood, this couple came in and ordered like a four pound lobster. That was it, and they sat it down. Whatever, I came back like 10 minutes later. They had flipped over the shell and took all that brain stuff and all that crap and had like a little soup out of it

Dinner was on me Hey guys girls you're all sad hey you and your brain sucking wife Your BSW zombies table it do get out of here. Yeah, that's too much I'm a claw meat man Goddamn gentlemen, give me some a whiskey get out of here yeah that's too much I'm a claw meat man goddamn gentleman give me some a whisking king out of here but that's neither here nor there so we're here for we call a family episode as I said when you sign up for the old patreon you get your question read on the air by Kevin Ryan himself look at I don't like this thing that you're doing whatever you're doing I can't tell if that shirts on forward or backwards with these new shirts. You're rocking. It's got a real crisscross line

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I know. Is that where you get it from? No, everybody does it now. But I mean, it's been a handful of years. You're saying everything bagel seasoning on it and white with black letters because that's the og I Think I think it's called like everybody no, but I know there's a brand like everything but the bagel or something It's called. I don't know whatever It's a New York City creation, baby

David Gusson David Gusson a New Yorker who worked in a bakery in the 1980s. He means David Ruffin. The lead singer of the Four Tops. Guy's in everything. They're here to see David Ruffin. Who did it? David Gusson. And for what does he work? Uh, worked at a Pep Boys, oddly enough. He came up with the idea while working at Charlie's Bagels and Howard Beach Queens. That makes sense. Howard Beach, man. Got a lot of good bagels out there.

Looks like a little bit of a mafia out there. But he keep their mouth shut. I'm not going to stop having the mafia. I went to a bagel place out in Howard Beach when I was driving. I wonder if it's the same spot. Probably not. Probably not. There's about 900 of them.

It's fucking New York City. I should be getting getting nickel for that Set that pizza place. I've been to he probably have been there actually All right, let's see speaking of culinary This one's from knockoff bagel bites, and that's crazy. Wow is it garbage have left over deviled eggs for breakfast. Oh That's I feel like listen. I'm not a big deviled eggs guy never have been but That seems that's an after it's noon and onward Maybe at a brunch if there's one or two, but that can't be your eggs in the morning

I listen I'm a fat piece of shit, right? We all agree that say that we were getting in this with somebody not that long ago Was it Luke combs that was saying deviled eggs on a regular on a regular day, not a barbecue, whatever. That's weird. Deviled eggs the next day for breakfast, man. That is an egg product, though. And it's also the only thing that's different.

It's a it's practically a hard boiled egg. And it's cultural. Deviled eggs huge in the south. And then I was popping up here. You're not going to see him as much. I disagree with that. Why would you disagree with it? You've never been to the south. Yes. What are you talking about? I've been every every city in the south and I was popping up here. You're not going to see him as much. I disagree with that. Why would you disagree with it? You've never been to the south. Yes. What are you talking about?

I've been every city in the south. Not eating eggs. We eat at Denny's and stuff. You don't know what I do when I go up to my room. Making double eggs. You're making them in there. Too fake. I got Zatarans cooking up there. I know what's going on.

Yeah. No, it is cultural. They have it in more events. It's more available in the south than they are up here. I don't know why you're taking offense to this. It makes me so annoyed.

Alright, I'm telling you based on my own personal experience, instead of seeing with my own two eyes, you're going nope. When I was in North Carolina, all I saw was Craig because he takes this. He takes this as like you've never had deviled

eggs. He takes it personally. They're they're at every one of our functions all throughout the year at the Foley family gatherings. We do have a little Southern in us though. Okay, yeah, y'all bang your cousins. She was hot man. I was drinking. It was all hopped up on these deviled eggs.

Yeah, deviled eggs the next day is a tough look. I'll also say this, can I say this? Maybe we can get back on the same page. We put a couple of bacon bits on them, that's a breakfast. Mmm, the bald guy's not wrong. Right? If you maybe mash an avocado in there, something, you get that. That's a breakfast-y, you gotta, that's an egg at the end of the day. I think, I will say this, I feel like the deviled egg has still not gotten, has not crossed over, it hasn't gone Hollywood yet.

And I think it could that that mix in the middle can you can do something with that, a deviled egg eggs Benedict. You can get to do something with that. Throw a little hollandaise sauce on it. Can I say this? Please. You know, we could bring it right into the breakfast arena. Little everything bagel seasoning. Hmm. But that's what I'm saying.

I don't know. It already has the Dijon and all that stuff in there. Do you say Paparica? Paparica? Paparica. Is it a Paparica? Yeah. No, Paparica. I don't think it's Paparica. I mean, I'm bad with words and I don't think it's Paparica. Paparica's an R&B singer from the 90s. Sounds like a blues guy. Now the cool tunes of Paparica. I wanna get deviled with you.

Either way. Swinging a miss. Yeah, deviled eggs are out for breakfast. Looks so short. Plus, they're not great when they're in the refrigerator overnight. You gotta let them sit out a little bit. Sweat it out. You gotta give them like 20, 30 minutes because they get the texture.

And the thing, that little bit of water pools underneath them. But I don't hate it, man. That on some toast, I'm in. I think it's, I mean, like, it's, I understand it's weird, but it's not nuts. I like how we hit the real issues. That's how we get into it and then we fight over it. I mean we are idiots. We were ready to scrap over the regionality of deviled eggs. Is an iced tea okay for breakfast? Okay, they

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You ever asked to pet a police dog? Yeah. They seem so not like the police,. The old shepherd seem a bit. Onry, the bomb sniffers, they seem cute. They're typically like labs or something. Here's the oh, they're catch one of them at the guys, Bassett, the videos of when they retire and they throw all the tennis balls at them,

which I feel like that would just scare the shit out of a freaking bullet gun. Everybody down. I'm just kidding. Spark scare the shit out of them. Freaking eye bullet gun. Everybody down! I'm just kidding, Sparkles. Everybody freaks out. I always thought that there was a tried and true rule, no, you can't do it, because I've had some cops be complete dicks about it, but then I've had others be like, yeah, of course, why not?

I have the same thing with asking people if I could hold their gun He is a cop right technically he's a cop you wouldn't go up to just some Like some bike cop be like hey, can I pet you I kind of did that with the with the cop we ran into at the garden oh Yeah That with the with the cop we ran into at the garden. Oh, yeah He reacted he saw a cop with this with good-looking kid to New York is they get Cop definitely had a little tiny in him cop little vest on chain out This guy he was anything. He was like something out of law and order man. He was like a looker

Stereotypical New York City beat cop who's like I just seen him run that way or whatever you know. He got on and his his badge was Foley and Foley he's with another cop it's me Kippy and the guy running the elevator and I couldn't help myself. He reacted like a nine-old saw a cop with his name. Foley? Officer Foley? No way! I'm a Foley!

The cop, the other cop was like, you looked like I was your handler and you were special needs is what it looked like. Sir, you got anything you're boxing or poke me? No, you can't pet my friend. Pack a Skittles on him. If you're pre-diabetic or not my jam you up Yeah, he was alright. Yeah, he did talk to me like I was an idiot I've been noticing a lot of people have been talking to me like an idiot. He got on the elevator

That sounds like it's all on them They common to not what's the cam of paprika here? Is Aaron judge did that he kind of talked to me like I was an idiot Sure, buddy. How you doing? Hey good You were eating nachos out of a foam finger Shake them up a little bit I've asked the pet of police horse which they're usually pretty cool with and The police dog and every once in a while you know you can't do that. It's like stop. He's working man

I know he's working, but he's cute. You're not wrong. What are you gonna do? Uh All right, let's see here. This one's from honeybee Brady. Is it garbage to watch your aunt cut off her ankle monitor? That's a rough and no not at all I Think I saw the queen do that What's the deal with that what happens I think it's bad It registers like it all at all it automatically alerts them okay, so what's the blue and white? It's an officer fully to come get you Automatically alerts them. Okay, so what's the blue and white? It's an officer foley to come get you

I'm up in the tub. Hey officer my Shout out the officer foley. Look at you live in my dreams Okay, so once you do that I've known people that have done that not my aunt But I've known like dirtbags in the neighborhood that have done that. You're done, right? You're on the lam. So I don't understand what the benefits of it could be. I don't think these people are really forward thinking. Yeah, they're staring down the barrel of like a gnarly sentence, like a gnarly prison sentence, and they're

like, I'm out of here. Oh, you think that's what it is? I mean, I don't think I thought you get the ankle monitor when you're on house arrest. There's a few different. So you could get sentenced to having the ankle monitor. You got to stay inside, right? And they have ankle monitors that monitor your like alcohol intake that supposedly you can slide

a piece of ham in between your leg. I heard about that. My boy had my boy was always good. And they get fucked up. You do you eat that as a late night snack after you get home. A piece of ham. Um, the only time I knew my the only person who close to me was ever on house arrest was on the phone call program.

And they call at random time. Yeah, you have to answer. And they went seven, eight, nine, four. And you had to go seven, eight, nine, four. And you had to go seven, eight, nine, four. And then it would say four, four, seven, two. And you go four, four, seven, two. And it would hang up. And if you didn't pick up and like, yeah, I'm making this up.

You had three rings to get there and it couldn't be a cordless phone. Had to be a wired phone. And my boy got like a 200 foot cable. And he would just take that around with him everywhere he went to where he could just go outside, catch eaters. Oh. He had like go out. Hang out in the yard.

Yeah, go out to the garage. But so he wasn't just like had to sit in his house. Gotcha. He wasn't just in the living room. He was on a leash. He was on a bit of a runner. It's pretty good though. Yeah.

200 foot. It had to be the same phone every time. Just get everybody to come over and hang out. That's what we, what do you think we were doing? Yeah, that's not bad. Catch eaters with the police. I've only ever known guys that had it as a sentence, not as they were waiting on trial, like Uncle Junior.

It can go either way. I've seen clips of guys using the same technique that people use to like get music festival bracelets off. Where you like loop and swoop it? You put a bag in under. Yeah. And then you pull the bag out and it'll come out with it. Uh-huh, I've seen that too.

It's pretty good. Like a shoelace type trick or something. But when you cut it off, you mean you're going. It starts beeping, it alerts immediately. You're going. Wow. So that aunt probably was heading for the border. I don't know. Maybe. Damn, that's crazy. Unless maybe she was just, you know. Just ride it out, man. Just ride it out. Whatever it is. Big party down the street. You got to get your shore. Could be your lucky night. You know what I mean? Man. All right. Let's see.

This one's from Peanut Patrol. Ten dollar tucky here. Never have one read. Is it garbage you use the pieces in clue as monopoly pieces? That's that guy ain't paying rent for going to be the rope. Hangman. I respect it. That's a good time um Yeah, that's tough. I was never a monopoly guy I remember playing once and my dad and my brother almost came to blows real young I

Played clue a little bit, but never who was all right who was fun once I figured out actually I must have been like eight or something when like it actually made sense I'm like your problem solve it of like, okay Well, if it's not that then it's one of the you know, detective fat ass. It was me my mom on a Friday night I'll never forget it. It was the candlestick in the lavatory and the candles. It was covered in cheeto dust Well, we hit I hit a certain age when like in the bathroom with the peanut butter I Don't we've discussed this on the pod dancing with the peanut butter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that to be honest with you because the clue pieces are a lot better or fuck it just be a Battleship well I mean as like an eight-year-old if you had a little metal gun are taking properties The Navy rolls in hey Baltic Avenue's ours yeah, I have an aircraft carrier take the rail

Respected yeah, I mean that's always as coming from a dirtbag family. You were always piecing something together You're playing cards. You're missing an eight. You're doing you know, the monopoly pieces are missing That was a big thing. You gotta use that if you would find out what you were you would count the cards you go Okay shit, we have 51. Mm-hmm. And then you go, what are you missing? You do like all right, here's four to use a joker and the Joker, and you would just write like, that's the new way to hearts or whatever. Which the Joker is- Or the instructions. The Joker is not in any card game at all, right?

I would, can you get a look on that, Toby? I would assume it's more of old school stuff. Okay, you go to a casino, there's no card game that, well, Joker. In my head, it was always like Joker's wild, like, oh, he's got a Joker. It was this like mythical type card, but I don't, I mean, I would assume back in like Joker's wild like, oh he's got a Joker. It was this like mythical type card. But I don't, I mean I would assume back in like

the wild west days it had more of a use. You played Super Max Monopoly? That's no get out of jail free cards. This guy's a super man, put him in the hole. Card games that use jokers. Canasta, which I think you gotta like Matlock to know how that game works. Euker, Indian Rummy, probably not the...

Native American Rummy. Sure. Chase the Joker, Pitch, Go Fish. This is all... Go Fish, War, and Crazy Eights. This is all stuff you see at an Indian casino. This is all stuff from Vegas Vacation. That was great.

That's all right. We all, I mean, the checkerboard was hit or miss. We never, we weren't a big games family. We had checkers. There was always a button or a bottle cap or something that was filling in for one of the checker pieces. Yeah, we never, I was always too young. By the time that I got older, my brother and sister were out.

So we weren't like, let's all sit around and play part cheesy Boggle hit for a minute when I learned how to spell that was that the pop thing. No, that's a trouble. Ah Trouble I'm over trouble me. I used to play boggle with my grandmother. Did you play Yahtzee? We did learn at one point. Yeah, that might as well have been we chemical engineering to me I remember we figured it out in Long Beach Island. I don't know why the fuck we were in long my dad got all hoity-toity We rented a house for a week in Long Beach Island You were hiding out it must have been like due to monsoon the whole time We couldn't go to the beach once and the house had Yahtzee in it

So we taught ourselves how to play Yahtzee and play Yahtzee for five in a quick 72 hours Yeah All right this one this one's for Toby this is ran to these parole officer way very two hours. The camp trip. Yeah. All right. This one. This one's for Toby. This is ran to these parole officer. Way very, very on the nose. You ever fake sick so bad you start believing in it? Yeah, I've been there, dude. Yeah, I literally had to be like, you're not sick, dude.

Like you made this. Are you an hour ago? Yeah. Yeah. I remember really selling it at my elementary school And then like I got in the car And I was just like what am I doing? I really felt like so I really thought I was sick I think sick a lot you yeah, you're a pathological liar. I think is the word It's just a tickle. You'll press. Yeah munch house and syndrome That's what you munch everything in the house. There, Toby's quick. He might have a fever, but he's on point.

The flu game. That's what I was about to say. Munchausen syndrome was your parents make you believe you're sick for attention. Oh, like the girl in Sixth Sense. Never saw it. And this is a thing, Pat claims I've ruined it for him, but I've never, he's still upset that I've ruined the Sixth Sense for him,

but I've never seen it. Okay. Okay. Does that bother you? No, I'm not, I wanna be one of those guys, oh my God, you're crazy. Oh, well I want to be one of those guys. Oh my god. You see it's crazy Oh, well you seem to be holding it in real cool. I Was it what year did it come out?

99 maybe earlier. I mean I don't know what to tell you man I don't want to be that guy, but but I'm gonna be that guy. That's crazy 99 nailed it. That's crazy. I was 12 maybe that makes sense Yeah, I don't know and And then once I found out what is okay. But you've seen it. You didn't you didn't see it in 99. No, I saw it on VHS a few years later, years later. Yeah. But I already knew the hook. How and I'm scared of movies. How How did you know the hook? That was that's all the whole time that

came out immediately. That was the spoil. That's just pre spoiler alerts her that was dude. Do you mean I hear he's dead the whole time I will say that Wait, I'm not his wife was just a bitch That would have scared you that that. No, hold on. Sure. At 12 years old, that might have changed the person that you are now. I might change the person I am now if I watch it now. No way, Jose. No, it's PG-13. No such thing as a scary PG-13 movie.

Okay, you're not living up here. Yeah, right. That movie was terrifying. You're watching 101 Dalmatians tweaking. Those old school Philly houses, that revolutionary war shit. I knew a guy who was in it too. Let's do it I don't even like being an old city that one park is all it's all a graveyard unmarked graves Yeah, it's like Washington Park or whatever it is down here. I don't like I can speed through that man That's what we had that I'd rather go hang out on Kensington Ave

Then fucking when we had that Airbnb in Philly, there's the Roe homes, you can just feel the ghosts in there. That would have scared the shit out of you. Dude, when I was living at Temple... Same thing with signs. If I would have saw signs too, I saw it in my 30s, and when that alien walked across that alley... Holy shit.

Yeah. I'm out. I remember I was living at Temple. This is what like really... You have to realize how old houses in the city are and like the lives of people that live there for 70 years, a hundred years, whatever it is. But Philly, I don't know why it's worse.

Dude, my grandfather was like, I just moved to 17th and Edgley and he was like... the steps go like that. They're like straight up and they're all rickety. Bannisters are all loose. And my stepdad's like or my grandfather used to be a beat cop up there and in like the fucking 50s, 60s and 70s. OK. And he raised while I finished my set. He was like, what floor are you on?

I thought you meant a poet. He's like, oh, what? What what's your address? And I was like 17 what floor are you on? I thought you meant a poet. He's like, what? What what's your address? And I was like 1716 or whatever. And he's like 1714 double homicide. And I was like, what the fuck? The house kinetic, we shared a firewall, dude. You know what I mean?

And he's like, he's like, oh, man, I'll never forget. They forget the smell out of that place. He like shot him and threw it. They were laying in the floor like the you know, I'll never forget. They forget the smell out of that place. He like shot him and threw it. They were laying in the floor like the you know how you open the door. There's like the stairs up. They were laying at the bottom of the stairs, like at the doorway. And I'm like, not when you were there. No, but I'm just saying there's people.

I got my buddies are living in there. They have no idea that there was it was a murder scene. Yeah. You know what I mean? You think about how many people died in your building at some point. Think anybody died in my apartment? You have a new apartment. You have new construction. No. Yeah. Yeah. Mine. I mean, there's people that have died since I've been there.

Multiple people have died in my apartment. Oh, they weren't stabbed to death. You know what I mean? They're all old hoarders. Sure. They're the ones you don't you don't find for a while. Yeah. They check in them. They don't check the mail. They're kicking ones you don't find for a while. Yeah. They're checking them. They don't check the mail. It starts kicking.

Someone on my floor went. They say they moved their door home, but I don't think so. Except for the farm. What ever happened to Mrs. O'Connor? I think it's some lady that looks just like her to move in there. Yeah. Okay. This one's from Thomas.

Ever have a pet eat another pet? Yeah, some fish that have gone at each other. That's that's not a that's what are you talking about? Two dogs? I don't know a cat eating the fucking bird. Okay, I'll give you that fish eating fish. That's killer. You might as well be betting on that.

All the land. Do you have any buddies that bait a fish fighting fish. We had one as a kid my sister had one But like we didn't fight them. I had a buddy who had who had him in in in two separate tanks right next to each other We just trying to get at each other. Oh, yeah, they didn't We didn't really know about that in the 80s. I don't think in the early 90s It wasn't till there was a resurgence of beta fish. Really?

He can't have together. That was in the 90s. I feel he was my sister had it was in the late 90s. Yeah. Yeah, maybe not late 90s. I remember my cousins having them and then one live for like fucking 20 years. It feels like he was in a plant to the things that they

would come in little glass jars with a plane like bowls they were Like they would swim around the plant. That's how they would get like their oxygen and food and stuff like that. I think Yeah, to feed them. Now you gotta feed them, but I'm just saying to how it's fed the water You don't have to have a filter on it. They might have had two hermit crabs go at it Maybe Yeah, I mean that's they're gonna do that. They're fucking I mean, fish and crabs in the same cage. They're going to they're going to fight for dominance. Obviously, we had a hawk almost grab a smaller dog that we had.

Swooped down and I tried to take a swing at it. Didn't get it. That's always my biggest fear. What like a turkey vulture or something coming in swooping down and grabbing like the dog or something. Your mom's dogs? No, not them. Then who do the other dogs that we have in the family? Little dogs? That's your biggest? That's your biggest fear dogs you can't name? It's up there. I go what the dogs so it's not your biggest fear. It's a thought you had already

mentioned the six said I'll give you that's your biggest fear. It's a thought you have. I already mentioned the six cents. I'll give you that's my biggest fear. It's a fear. Sure. You're also crazy. Yeah. I got to tell you out there in the burbs, Hans is he's on hard perimeter watch at the moment. You got a lot going on out there, especially this time of year. He's going toe to toe with a groundhog who lives under the shed. They they they do not like I think you've got to get rid of that.

Yeah, he's there more than I am. What if he scratches him? What if the groundhog scratches Hans or bites him or something? Killer, he's not hanging around till Hans gets there. And also there is a fox lurking around. Oh, little guy. Another shifty character. As much as how pretty they are. Fucking robbing the hen house.

Yeah, you got a fox, huh? Along the back perimeter. And man, he's back there. What's behind you? Woods or street? Oh, a little little creek type thing. Ooh, yikes. That's like Narnia. So you got some action back there.

Yeah, no, he was going. He was going ham last night. At night? Yeah. Which then that night I don't like because I think it's a guy. I think it's I think it's Bruce Willis from the six sets I was shot in Philly So I at night I get nervous but during the day if I can see everything But I think he's barking at spirits or something a dog barking at something you can't see

Yeah, shut it down Yeah, you should get floodlights For back there that go into the woods. I mean the mob No, I'm getting floodlights. It's in a bugs come in now So you can flip on the you can catch something real quick and get a camera and put it up top so you can see It's like yeah, that's how you catch a what it's like Congo. I got all those lasers It's like Congo. That's how you catch a Wookie. It's like Congo. I got all those lasers Eh, eh, alarm wakes me up in the middle of the night. That's another scary one too by the way. It starts with the floodlights and the next thing you go you got a treeline full of claymores. Yeah exactly

I got one of those net guns What's a net gun? Like for the for yetis or whatever? For big foots and shit. I thought you meant like a collar that you put around. No like a net gun. Ah that'd be pretty cool Sure, we can get our hands on one. Yeah instead of a t-shirt cannon at the big shows We just net everyone I wouldn't mind the claymores. That would be all right sure I think the HOA would have something to say about Your napalm Okay, got some action down there gang the show is brought to you by better help

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It's a two man job. Luke, get the GoPros. All right. Now, see, now we're having fun with it. That's a two man job. That'd be a fun ride. It's a two man job. Luke at the GoPros. Alright. Now, see, now we're having fun with it. That's a midnight run. I can do a little pick up. Turn the light. Turn the lights off

to night vision. The whole way I can do a little pick up down there. Sure. It gets get straightened out. Open up the market up here a little bit. Start mule it. DA's been playing hardball. You know what you're made for on a run like that? What's that? Being in the spotter plane. Okay. Okay. You're not a hand to hand combat if shit goes south. I'll be in the little. Someone get my keys. I can't find my, your butt dial. Forward operator, forward observer. Yeah. Keeping an eye on things. Put me in

the chopper. Is that what makes you feel nice? Sure. Okay. Yeah. Put me in a Kiowa update with that big ball on top that radar thing. Yeah, that's not a dead giveaway that we're moving weight. What are you doing, man? You're gonna get us jammed up. Let's well just say the cocaine express Cobra helicopter flying next to a Chevy Lumen. Nothing to see here, officer. I was thinking of more of a Cessna that's flying at an angle. Sure. It's just flying in circles. You get pulled over.

Full officer foley. I was a buddy. That's my name. I swear I don't have drugs in here. We're family. I wish I had I wish I was a had the nerve for that to like be like, like, you know, Baloo remember Baloo from Tailspin? Of course. He had a pretty sweet gig. He was running drugs for sure.

I don't know what that is. It was a Disney cartoon. He was like he was like a pilot down in the Caribbean and he would get into adventures. It was like a retooling of the Jungle Book where he became like a drug pilot. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. He'd wear a Hawaiian shirt, he flew a seaplane. Was it the 80s?

It was the 80s. Pretty sweet. That guy was moving units. We had a Spanish teacher. And he had pirates that had propeller planes that he was always up against. Cartel. Cartel.

We had a Spanish teacher who loved Colombia. Okay. This guy was a real fucking space cadet. Real snowball. Kind of snowblower you gotta make stuff with. This guy was out there and then like he married a Colombian woman he always went down to Colombia and everybody was just like dude this is This guy was out there and then like he married a Colombian woman He always went down to Colombia and everybody was just like dude. This is you're not even trying to hide it at this point Let's say it allergies all year long Pulling the Toby this guy never had a stuffy nose Find this as clean as always All right, let's see. This one's from Taylor.

Is it garbage if your family's signature dish is hot dog scallopini? Hot dog scallopini? Toby, what's a scallopini? It's like peppers and onion, like a Sasha's scallopini, I believe, is like peppers and onions and stuff like that. OK, yes. It looks a bit not stew like it's almost like a It's like sausage in a red in a red sauce with peppers and stuff. Yeah, you're doing hot dogs

You got a red sausage and listen, I'm not saying it's the same but sausage and hot dogs sure I'll give it to you. It's a step down. I'm not saying it's not but it's It's bad meat in a link form. Can I throw you a what might be give me some heat here? Sure. A little summertime take. I think the bratwurst can kick rocks at a barbecue Hot dog over bratwurst. Hot dog over brats all day every day I'm not a big brat guy. They were never we were a kielbasa family. Transylvania? Who's got brats? I vote to eat brats. You're not gonna like this. Chicago. Midwest, Chicago of course. A bit of a regional. Sure. Yeah I gotta disagree with you on that. I don't mind the brat. I don't mind the kielbasa. Disagree with me. You started out with who's

having that. You were outraged at the very thought of it I would I Would take a brat or a kielbasa? Sorry to say over this over an Italian sausage. That's wild. Yeah, I would Italian sausage I would a nice brat Those give me heartburn and the breads never really great. I Think the buns never really great you go to like the street fairs, they're not that great. Not at Home Depot. The ones at Rocko's out front at Home Depot. I'd get to try it. Really?

It's so good. Man. Great. Great, great, great. Because I told you a couple months ago when I bought the plants or whatever I had to get at Home Depot, I went by. Yeah, that's one of my favorite. Apparently I got cheese sticks too. I didn't realize it was the same exact place. Rock don't know why so good talk about a symbiotic relationship It's like when you hear about those creatures that live on the sides of Wales. Yeah in their ears Mutually beneficial relationship dog. Yeah We were big kill bossy family love a kill boss and I found out why we were such a big kill bossy family because it were

Pennsylvania I know but why my family specifically was so I found out why we were such a big kielbasa family. Cause we're Pennsylvania. I know, but why my family specifically was so heavy. Why, why do you think it is then? My, there's a famous one in Philly called Crev, Cruz or Krebs or something. It's one of the famous ones from like 1902. Is this the pierogi place as well? The pierogi place, yeah.

And that's what she said, she's like, I was like, I never realized it was that, she, her family, and she worked there for years, so she would always bring it. so we'd have it on Easter We got a pretty large Polish population down here in Philly for sure Yeah, they had they just had the I think that I just saw they had like a pierogi fest or something like that Or the Polish pierogi fest. I like which body get me involved in that. Yeah, I'm down I want to start doing more stuff like and plus the don't get fucked up during a day and bad food

I feel like the Amish fuck with kill boss kill bossy, too When we used to go to the Montgomery Mart, which was like this flea market Picture like a shittier version of the Reading Terminal in Philly sure which is like an open-air Mart They had they had some Amish guy back there that was crushing out kill boss of sandwiches. Oh Get them all charred and burnt. They were fantastic. So I'm with it. For sure. I would do that over an Italian sausage. It's great. Now, unless you're talking about the high end Italian sausages, the thin ones

that are that are in like a lasso, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I'm a premium. Those are pretty good. I like a premium. You're basically just like, I'll take that unless you got something better. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Well, I mean there's different levels to Italian sausage the premium standard fantastic, you know what I mean? Or whatever you get at the grocery store. But then there's like, you know, the ones that are like homemade Yeah, the homemade that you see like hanging on. Yeah, they cook it. It's in like a coil Looks like like we have wrapped up Extension cord and then you cut them and then you cut like every five inches or whatever. Have you ever bought meat that was hanging at the deli?

In Germany, that's the we go to the butcher and she gets like fucking. Then she gets shit that I don't even know. I get nervous looking at it. It all looks plastic to me. It looks like it's just for show. Like there's no way that's edible. I agree. It freaks me out. Then they cut you a piece. You put it on the you throw it on I agree. It freaks me out. Then they cut you a piece. Oh, yeah I don't know if you thought on the grill you got a stew going, baby

You got a sausage ago, baby thought this was made of wax Same thing with the cheeses too. There's that one cheese Maybe it's like smoked mozzarella where it looks like a butternut squash and they're hanging and it has like yellow on the outside Yeah, no, thanks. I'm a Cooper Sharp. Give me a Vermont extra sharp habit or whatever. Hello, body. Seriously strong, sharp cheddar cheese.

It's, you know, strong. Could it get hell of a good cheese spread? Oh, we like that. Technically not cheese. Take that borson. Beat it. You mess with that at all. Why? You like a borson? A borson borson cheese. I don't think I know it's the fancy cheese.

It's in like comes in foil borson, I think. Oh, yeah, it's in the foil. And then it always winds up just like a mush. Yeah. Foil and cheese poking out of the sea. Ever seen that? What am I, from Norway? No way. Borson?

No. Garlic and fine minced herd buddy. Give me. We were an easy cheese. We were a spray cheese family. It's a very mom dinner party type cheese. Yeah. Yeah.

No. It's not bad. It was made in Normandy. Is it? Yeah, it was originally. Nice. Soft creamy cheese available in various flavors with a flavor and texture similar to cream cheese.

Yeah, the first I'm a Philadelphia man. The first Borson flavor garlic and fine herbs was created in 1957 by Francis Borsin, a cheese maker from Normandy. By the way, I just found out that did you know Hidden Valley Ranch created ranch dressing? No way. Google it. The did you know Hidden Valley Ranch created ranch dressing? No way. Google it. The guy who started Hidden Valley Ranch created ranch dressing. That was his first dressing.

That makes sense. Yeah. Because he bought, there was an actual Hidden Valley Ranch in California. Yeah. I always wanted to live there when I was a kid when I saw the commercials. Oh wait. What? Yeah, I always wanted to live there when I was a kid when I saw wait what I Just connected Hidden Valley Ranch was a ranch What are you an idiot? Yeah? I don't know if you've ever seen. Yeah, it was an actual ranch. I never

Ranch dressing and like a ranch What did you think it meant? I never saw it dressing it was on its own. I gotta tell you I've got it Yeah, I never thought of like a hey, dude ranch. No if I think a ranch food. I think it likes Beans on an open fire yeah and creamy dressings They never got ranch dressing in a Western dude they're out there fucking they're taking enemy fire from the ridge They're not they're not doing toppings on their salads. When's the last time you saw a cowboy eat a salad? Yeah, never. In the commercials.

And also it doesn't look like a ranch to me. It looks like a valley. Like it looks, and I, so I never thought it was. That's where you put the ranch so you get the good moisture when you're growing the vegetables. Yeah, never. And the herbs and spices. I just thought of it more of like a scenic valley not an actual Ranch if you would ask me if they were even the same words. I would have said no Wow

Pretty dumb. Hey, uh Yeah, I was wanted to live there and wherever they did the country time lemonade commercials Just riding down that dirt road on my bike. What if I can sip in pink lemonade turkey vulture swoops down and kitchen Hey off my ice tea get a pterodactyl Guys my biggest fear came to fruition they got nibbles This is a bit of an aside, but have you ever seen you know that dude Ed bad Ed Bass master Yeah, he's funny. He does the Philly character. Yeah, he's from Philly. I believe from Philly or the Philly.

Oh, yeah. He walks by that dude and tells him they just saw brontosaurus. Dude, he gets this one guy. He goes, there's two pterodactyls. They're flying around. You better get the fuck out of here. He goes, I seen it. I called Action News.

I went to school with Charlie. Whatever, dude. It's, I mean, fantastic. He tells them there's pterodactyls. They got two pterodactyls escape from the from the full of you, too No shit really the guys sit next to his bike. Yeah, it's a couple of them. Yeah, it's It's all right. Yeah, buddy. That's all right Alright, this one's from Casey. What up bozos first time long time never have one red

Is it garbage a facetime someone who bought a pay per view sporting event so you can watch it for free. Jesus. I mean, from that's got to get old. Yeah, but remember for a minute you could you could get you could catch a bootleg link on Facebook for like a fight or something like that. I mean, that still happens on Reddit. You go to Reddit like if there's like a I mean, I'll just buy them now. Typically, I there's like a I mean, I'll just buy them now typically I haven't in a while, but like I would buy like if there was an event

I wanted to see because the links they end up you know freezing up or yeah They freeze up and but for the longest time I would just hit Pat Yo, whatever fights on hit me with the link and he scours reddit And but if you set the face time you'd have to set the phone up and leave it there That's not moving around Yeah, yeah, and also you got to hold it or then you put it and you're watching a small screen of an even smaller screen That's cherry Legendary internet moment of a guy live-streaming a UFC fight on twitch just holding the controller. That's not connected anything pretending like he's controlling

All right this one's from Jake we've talked about this before for Kind of never have one read as a garbage to drink the soda before pain while shopping at the store then scan the empty bottle At checkout hmm. That's a tough law. It's funny you mentioned that you probably do that all the time No, but we were in a proper grocery store last night. We've been doing we've been cooking a lot last two weeks We haven't eaten out once cooking Got hummus Some peppers some of those small little peppers, but I want like a cracker But we went over to the to the to the cracker section. I tried to find like a gluten-free cracker or like

Over to the to the to the cracker section. I tried to find like a gluten-free cracker or like Like a like a like the ones that have like the sesame seeds in it. You know they mean they're like a little more Less carby or whatever even though they're still crackers. I Got them like a bag of them. We checked out and I was starving and as she was bagging it I grabbed them and popped them open and had a couple. Is that bad? At the checkout? At the checkout. That's fact dude. That's bad huh?

That's addict shit. You couldn't wait until you get to the car. You couldn't wait 90 seconds. I was standing there. I wanted to try them. I've seen other people do it. Of various sizes and shapes. Listen, just sit there and say I was, first of all you said you led when you were starving

and now you just wanted to try them. Well, a little bit of both Let me let me let me say the shoes on the other foot. Okay. What am I doing? I work in the grocery bag in the garage. Let's say you're sitting. Let's say let's say there's a 600 pound guy Yeah, you're that but someone bigger and he's eating he's eating the food as it's getting skinned He's not even waiting for it to be put in the bag. It's not like I was making a sandwich with the coal cuts. That's real farm to table shit.

You got everything open. You got a grill going. Saying shit like, it'll never be fresher than it is right now. Buddy, that's pre-sliced ham. So that's bad news, huh? Yeah. Now, I want to say this. The Foley's have never been people to eat in the grocery store

We never have you're really bucking that that trend I don't care what that general manager from the Giants says he's a liar Denise isn't allowed back at the giant you said that you did that I know people that walk that that'll get a bag of something and put it in the cart and they'll snack as they're shopping I don't think that's right. I'm not sure I'm not mean, I don't do it. I you know that person is also a Person is also you I know a guy good good head of hair on them Joker pod kid that was the first time ever did something like that and you know what truth be told first time ever did this I had a grape the other day Not for the first time but in the something like that. And you know what? Truth be told, first time I ever did this. I had a grape the other day. Not for the first time, but in the store, I to see if the grapes were good.

I think the produce been real hit or miss. That's fair game, I feel. It's OK to grab a grape. Yes, I don't care if I can, you know, slow cook up slow cook meatballs or something in the bag. Going in the road to three chicken. Chicken grease. Yeah. the rotisserie chicken Yeah, the one thing I will do that's close to that, you know, we go out like my chip move No, yeah, it's not close to that. It's whatever is I'll be like real

Real hungy and we're like running errands with the it's like me and the bird and we're like, oh we gotta go to you know Ray Mort know, Ray, more than flying again. Then we got to stop by and get the dog food. Then we got to go here. We got to go there. And we're going to end at Whole Foods. And at this point, I'm starving. You know what I mean? This is the everything bagel seeds have worn off and I'm a hungry. So we'll be going through and I'll just go. I'll load up on the hot bar at the Whole Foods.

And then hold on. So you haven't been to a grocery store. You're doing regular errands. The last errand is we'll stop at Whole Foods and get stuff for whatever. Are you all Whole Foods, by the way? No. The bird likes it. The bird likes. I fucking hate it because they don't have regular name brand shit. I know organic.

It's like, what the fuck are we doing here? Give me a Dorito or something like it's all like they're trying to be too full. Oh, this is no, we don't have that. What are you doing? I take it easy. I don't work there. Give me fucking, I'm hungry. Wait, you're hitting the hot bar. Dude, a hot bar at a suburban Whole Foods?

But wait, what are you doing when you get home? You're unloading the groceries? No, no, no, no. Are you gonna make dinner? You're cutting me off here. Cut me off at the pass. I'll eat it at Whole Foods. Where they got a little dining section. You'll go sit down while she's shopping.

No, we'll check out. Yeah, push the card over to the fucking thing and I'll eat the whole wall eat there. OK, with the cart, with the car, homeless person. He's got my cans in there These are good bottles you'll sit there with the cart like it's a stroller right now. I'm not rocking My watermelon sleeping Yeah, but I get so hungry walking around there that I'm like I got up the fat ass That's why you should have a little cuz they say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry

I've never been to a grocery store Cuz you over buy of course I'm also not eating a checkout chips You two will sit down hot bar guy, big hot bar guy. You can't eat them in the city anymore because I can't get a homeless guys or got their fingers in them. Can't go near them. But the ones in the they're not I mean, they fallen off for sure, but they're nice They're clean. There ain't nothing sadder than a hot bar right before closing Man that meatloaf's got a tan on it Shit we gotta wrap it up gang

Salmon with cancer Sunscreen on you, bro. You've been cooking all day. Gang, I'm going to tell you this. I tell you all the time. We love you to death. Come see us. If you're watching this on a drive, we'll be over in Red Bank, New Jersey at the Count P.C. Theater. Get your tickets for the Route 66 Tour and also Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The boys are coming home. We love you. See you next week. Peace.