Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Pickin' Up Broads w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R you garbage? Oh, yeah, it's that little show We sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that to be classy. Yeah, they're just a big old piece of trash I'm your host a truly coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition

She's down in the basement doing a little remodeling. Okay panic room That's from Ecuadorian gray Is that your plug coming up with some zingers over there? I like it. It's fun My co host is coming at you from across the table speaking of fun. He is the CEO of are you garbage? He's an international business man and my best pal in the whole wide world cuz it's coming up on Christmas bonus time Give it up for KJ Kevin J Brian everybody I don't like you painting this thing that like I give you a paycheck or something

You're really spinning the narrative to the fucking homies and the bozos out there as you do. We've entered Foleyville. What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in as always. Please make sure you rate you subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube And obviously the greatest website of all time. Sweet Lord. You go over there, you go www.patreon.com slash RU Garbage and get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir. And a new thing we're doing is you get to the homies are submitting their own tootie jokes, which they're two for two. Got a writing staff. Yeah, subbing out your job real quick. I like it. Cultivating artists over there is how you do if they want to get in the business. I'll give a recommendation Someone called a writing slump by the big man. I'm trying to get Kimmel on the phone Happy holidays everybody have a goddamn sick of where it's about to be the precipice baby the boys are like and loaded

Feel it out there. Uh-huh hacker for a hot chocolate and a fucking candy cane Let's go. You get those in August. You know what's nice. You guys ever had Mexican hot chocolate No delicious little cinnamon in it That's I mean that's not Mexican. Yes. It is I'm sure other people are putting cinnamon in their hot chocolate It's not just a Mexico. It's a big thing down there. Okay Did you see this on Instagram? Yeah, you say no This is something that you've seen two seconds I used to get it from a place in Sunnyside where I lived I used to go and get um no

Let me make this up. No, I did minutes because I remember the first time I had it I was like there's dirt in here someone spit my coffee All right, well I'm gonna have to try this I'm gonna have to get my hands on some Mexican hot chocolate or just cinnamon and regular hot chocolate. It's delicious. I can do it myself. Take my watch off I'm scratching the table. I know you're like a bull in a tranny you're like a fat guy in a podcast studio breaking stuff. I got something. That's a little too on the nose. in a podcast studio breaking stuff. I got something. That's a little too on the nose.

I'm known for my analogies. I do remember that from a commercial. What the bull was that? I know that from from a commercial back in the day. I think it's an old saying, but they actually let a bull loose in a china shop. I can't remember what the commercial was for, like life insurance or something like that. Uh huh. Yeah. I was. What's the bull doing in there?

Maybe he's an antique or guy. I don't know. A little window shop. But it got the day off. Go kick some tires. Uh, I was reminded, uh, I'm doing that. I'm an older guy. You know what I mean?

I'm going to be becoming an older gentleman. I'm a 40, you're not 40 yet. Right. 38, 38. And, uh, but I was over there 40. Look, look older than that wrinkled balls. Tight sack.

That's all right. Um, plum, Georgia peach, Mac and all tight. My balls are only good for two weeks a year When they're hot baby get them right maybe That's a great line otherwise you got a jarum that's I forget what that's from as as a 90s thing though What calling your balls plums? Oh right in the plume in Eastbound and down will ferrell delivers that oh, yeah, I can feel it in my plumb Yeah, he's fighting with him I was reminded on Facebook. I saw a picture of

This place that I was relatively obsessed with as a kid It was a restaurant, and I never knew where it was because I was a young We just drive by it all the time and it was a proper airplane and airplane saddle a full-size airplane sat on top of the restaurant Okay above it the red the so the was the restaurant that a proper huge like airplane Okay, and he turned that into a cocktail lounge.

Really? It was here. So I have a picture of it. In the 90s? And this was in the 70s. He did it into the 90s, which is a very like... Wait, is this in your area? Yes.

How about Bucks County? Yeah, it was in Pendell. What the fuck? Look at that thing. What the shit? Dude, that was a restaurant I would drive by as a kid. How many of those things crashed? That's like an old TWA plane.

No, so it's the guy was a pilot. Jim Flannery's. That's nice. They probably threw it. It was an authentic Lockheed Super G Constellation airliner, known as the Geneva Trader. It's now a 72C cocktail lounge. Dude, imagine pulling some trim out of there a couple of swingers a lot of bush uh the pilots a lot of that's prime bush

era dude I ain't talking GW uh-huh glimpse inside the cabins in 1967 is converted to a cocktail lounge small Small combos near the cockpit. Who the fuck was out there in 1967? It was in Pendell, Bucks County. Flannery's is renowned for its fine food and beverage service in Bucks County since 1928. They were back there banging. You'll be flying high at Jim Flannery's Constellation airliner room. Ready or not, here it comes.

A cocktail lounge. Is it an authentic airplane? Or is it an authentic airplane that's really a cocktail lounge? Man, the marketing back then. Either way, you're up and away at Jim Flannery's Constellation room. Cocktails, entertainment, nightly.

The best prime beef and seafood that'll really be flying high. Wow. Look at that, though. Prime beef, that's not even a thing. I know. And they spelled seafood two different words. That's awesome. Yeah, look at that though that is beef. That's not even a thing. I know and they spelled seafood two different words That's all yeah, look at that fucking do I used to drive by as a kid? And I'd be like this is the craziest fucking thing ever went in there your old man ever took you in there

We're trying to close you yeah, I mean that dude that you're up there have it you put on something decent Maybe take you over there couple of fucking boy a beef eater up there something like oh, yeah That was that was prime closing Cocktail onions imagine the fucking gigalos and stuff that were in that place so yeah, how'd you get up there see there's a spiral Staircase that leads up to it was a full set and then that's dangerous so the guy was a world war two pilot I found out okay, Jim Flaner. I went on a deep dive on flanning all right um pilot I found out. Okay, Jim Flaner. I went on a deep dive on Flannery. All right. Um, in the Recon pilot. Is that Yeah, whether World War Two, whether Recon pilot was capitalized on

novelty restaurant. Well, this is what it was the novelty restaurant craze of the 1960s. Dude, who now would buy a plane and throw it on top of a restaurant for marketing purposes? But I love it. I feel like there is something out there now. And I want to say it's in New York that there's some somebody just posted a picture of it where where you can sit in the plane and it looks like you're flying around TWA Hotel is that where it is. Yeah, you sure? Yeah. I mean in

New York. Yeah, cuz I stayed in that TWA Hotel. Yeah, that's the AA. Yeah, that's at the they have like the interior of yeah, they have the interior but not the plane. Wait, what are you saying yeah, that's at the, they have like the interior of a... Yeah, they have the interior, but not the plane. Wait, what are you saying? It flies around. No, it looks like, cause it has like, screens outside the window. You look like you're in the air. Some people we know were just in it. It looks real nice.

Yeah, I don't get... No? I don't know, I've never... I feel like that shit's coming back. I'm more of a Flannery's man myself. That's crazy. Look at, I mean, dude, the town came out to watch it get put in.

That's kind of- That's Pendell. Pendell ain't a great area. Man, look at that dirt bag and the fucking jean shorts. The jean shorts. The two guys with no shirts on and jean shorts. The airplane diner, that's what I remember it as. It turned to the airplane diner. Okay, that makes sense.

And I remember going, can we fucking go in there? And it never it was it turned to the airplane diner. Okay, that makes I remember going Can we fucking go in there? It never took you huh never fucking took me right a weight limit Bring the whole thing down We're not gonna get up He's pulling on the yoke. He's having flashbacks. It's good for more dinner rolls Man, yeah, somebody said insane one of the homies sent me a link to a YouTube video of all the Sure. Tropic Thunder. Yeah. You had a fucking great buzz. Yeah. What a fucking marketing genius. I got a lot of coke involved in this, too, I think. I figured that out.

Yeah, I was like, damn, dude, it's not still there. It's not still there. They they took it and they sold it or gave it to the Museum of Aviation. It's in sort of the Iranians or something like that. Good luck. It was like old beef in there. Still a couple of line cooks in the back. What the hell?

Um, no, so apparently the inside of it was the cockpit was never changed. OK, so it was still original. And that was the museum was like there are there's this is the only lasting one of these. Wow. Yeah. So they had a constellation. They were big back in the day. Yeah. if you watched Aviator. Was that the one? It was the constellation, Lockheed Constellation. I feel like that might have been Howard Hughes that made that or he had the other one. You get in on that?

Who made the constellation? It looks like the one from back from that movie, but I don't fucking know. Yeah, there was two big planes. It looks like the one from back from that movie, but I don't fuck yeah, there was two big planes Or maybe I'm thinking of the c-17 lockheed lockheed right, but Who designed it does it say who designed it? I thought what's his name Fred Turner Howard Hughes? Fred who's Fred Turner we noted a cabrio Fred Turner's Ray Kroc second man in charge You've been watching the family. Yeah, I mean you're fucking something else dude Hughes outlined the initial performance specs. There you go. Yeah, which is crazy what that guy did

Crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna gives me so much anxiety Washington's freak show. Oh man closing all kinds of ass out there in L. Ado a lot of roads Titan industry sure You know what I mean fucking movie producer making Westerns sure and Lana Turner likes Mae West couple other Brooks Not to be mentioned at 2-4 All right, that's either here nor there. We quit screwing around. Uh huh.

I kind of want to go to that restaurant. I know. I'm so upset, dude. I saw the picture and I was like, because one of those things where I'm like, oh, that was a figment of my imagination. I never knew where it was because I was like too young. It was it was a few towns over. I'm like, sure. You would see it once every.

And you didn't know where the hell you were back then. No, everything was landmarks back then. I imagine I didn't know what street I was on but I knew where the little the little waterfall was that meant we were close to my cousin's house Like a Native American tractor you are Reach down you're eating the dirt. Ah Yes, the Mexican chocolate or hot chocolate. I see smoke in the distance. Um Yeah, and it was I remember I would be getting,

I'd be like, oh, I remember this, the airplane's coming up. And man, I would just, fuck, I remember sitting at a light, just staring at that thing, asking my dad, let's get up in there. To blow in a heater in your face? Which I don't get, because he loved diners. I'm like, let's grab an omelet and a short. Never took you over there.

Not that one. Look at that being a no-brainer. Take a kid, take the kids to the airplane. Shut you up for a little bit. Let you run around. Yeah, we would go to, I mean, we were the suburban diner out there on Street Rave in Busselton. Straight up the middle, huh? Couple of rolling dead eggs over medium. Bacon's all crispy. I'd do a short snack with a chalky milk that I would spill and get. Yelled at. Cup of sake, huh? I mean straighten me up. With that one it was a great dinner because they had the... Jukebox.

Jukebox man and I. That's a goddamn airplane. I know that's what I'm saying. Get me in that. To be in there going down the slide and shit. Doing bumps in the bathroom. Like finding bags and stuff. From people partying the night before.

You got a shoot on? That's our... We had the big cow in Wilkes-Barre. I'll talk about your mom like that, which I think is still there. It's an ice cream place. I want to say it was on 309, but I could be wrong. Yeah, big cow next to an ice cream spot. I think it's still I think it's there. OK, ice cream shops long gone.

Oh, it's just a big cow. It's like the elephant Margate. Yeah, I never knew that Lucy. You never saw Lucy That was like a big purple elephant or something Margate might as well been fucking sure Kenny bunkport I love all that shit. We had we weren't allowed to look You weren't allowed to look at it as we drove by No way our gate. I went to Ventnor once with my uncle. For the folks that don't know, it's the richer part of the Jersey Shore. Margate. Which I still see houses there. Because like I'll have friends that go there or whatever

or like visit other people. They go to like a... I'm like... It's like the Hampton. Like I'm intimidated to go to the Hamptons just from what I hear about it. Sure Margate's nice. Even though there's trashy parts of it. Yeah. But yeah, that ain't... I'm fucking... You're a wild wood man. I'm off old airplane kind of guy Stale chicken fingers and that just tells you about us man something like that gets us I've been thinking about it for fucking three days, dude. Just like there was a goddamn airplane I never got to go to a sock who gives a shit. I'm gonna goddamn fucking bird right now. I'm see 130 fucking coming in hot

Why don't they let you go up and fuck with the cockpit as a kid? I don't like fuck with it. Can't be out there with a hammer. Just fuckin'- True. It didn't start or nothing, right? Uh... That'd be dangerous. What? Could be in there flipping switches. I don't think it's snowing. I mean, we're gonna fly what? Take off down Route 1? Watch out! I got my permit. That is the weather. Alright, let's get to it.

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Peaches can get you good weed, I think, too. That's my boy. I had a boy, Pe in college, had good weed now that I think. What do you get that name from? I don't know. It was one of those things where he's a little edgy. It was like a tough kid with a sweet name. I was like, you know, they call it a fat guy, tiny or whatever. You know, I can't name tiny.

All right. But yeah, shout out to Peaches Pete. I forget his last name. Oh, that's good. A go Pete. Yeah. Peaches, you say, oh, what do you soft as a peach? And he did not like that. Like it from a real bad neighborhood. Like a good plug, dude.

Yeah, good weed. Worst white kids from a bad neighborhood look out. He would listen to rap. I didn't even know. I'm like, dude, where did you get this? Troubled home that young man. The grades not good. Parental supervision, nonexistent. No, thank you. One of those kids like emancipated himself. Had his shirt off a lot. He did. Yeah. Yeah, I know that kid. It was like he was meeting those kids where you're like, oh, you're an older salt. Like you've lived a life I have not lived.

Of course. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's wise, but. Your parents have loved you. Well, debatable. I don't talk to my father. A lot of holes in the wall over at Peach's house. A lot of busted drywall. Sure. Dirty carpets.

Is it garbage if your parents moved you into the basement when you were nine? I got a TV to keep the ghost away. Jesus Christ. Dude, that's fucking, at nine? That's bad. I did it when I was probably ninth, end of college. What sort of deformity did he have?

That's where you put the evil twin. Throw a steak down there? That's where you put the evil twin. Throw his date down there? That's crazy! At 9! Dude, that's... You're the first line of defense! You know that had a storm door going out to the... That doesn't sound like a nice basement either. No.

I would even say there's probably no storm door. That was a fire hazard. Oh, you think? I picture he had one of those tornado doors. It's always scared the fuck out of me. Yeah, the Bilko doors or whatever. Spider City. Um, we never had those. Uh, but yeah, I mean, man, nine years old? That's insane. On a different floor from your fucking parents?

Two floors down. I don't know, there might not, this might have been a single level. They wouldn't even get ya. No, if it had a basement, I doubt it had just one floor. They were up there probably chilling. They probably knocked down the wall, stretch it out for them, through the kid in the basement.

Walk in closet. That's fucked up. That's real. It sounds like, I mean, I get like at some age, you wanna go like, I wanna have my own space, and it's like, you wanna feel older and some responsibility, but fucking nine. the fantasy of that was always better than the Reality of it dude. I was scared when I did it at 20 years

I moved home from college for the summer, and I would move down the basement so I can watch my films Privacy I've seen that basement They have finished. Yeah, it's been half finished for so long Yeah, no thanks been flooded not to mention the radon or whatever the carbon monoxide down there You're the free you're like the canary in the fucking in the mine They go down and they know you're dead. They fucking get the hell out of there Adam and Eve Kippy put your wiener in something put something in your butt. Let's go talking about ho ho ho gang You want something coming down the chimney

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Do it. Well, it was even trashier when I did it because we had moved a bunch of that was we never used it. So that was the storage of all like the furniture because my family can never throw out furniture and be like there's furniture from like my stepdad's townhouse that he lived and he moved it down the mix and match. So it was all just but it was just storage.

It wasn't even together. And then I got down there. I'm like make this into a fucking Turn this into fucking John Flannery's Combining styles. Yeah, dude. I got a couple of high tops down there Give me 15 minutes smoking or not And I just I assembled it into like a living room And I put a bed in the corner a nice little nightstand

You ever have any ladies down there my mom we come down to you to clean up get your socks You never you never brought a girl home not to Denise's I mean later. Yeah later What's later than I can like college and stuff? Yeah, so I mean you move down there after college Yeah, not after college during college. I want to say was the summers of college. Okay, not after college. During college. I want to say was the summers of college. Okay, you were down in the basement. Thinking I was like doing it. Uh huh. Thinking I was working as I was laboring, I was digging ditches. Pretty good shape.

Ish. I was I'm telling you. There was like every- You were no peaches. I can tell you that. I'm telling you. There was like every. You were no peaches. I can tell you that. I was not. I was eating a lot of those gummy peaches. Get my hands on that.

I never liked those. You're nuts. Hated those. You're crazy. That was old lady candy. The gummies? Yeah, the ones with the sugar on the outside. They're all bronze candy.

That, they got ventures. Fucking pull that Rippin' Crown out. Nah, I was never, never a big fan. I like the sugar. You made me wrong. There's something about the texture that I feel like I was biting in the duck skin or something like that. I know. You mean, yeah, a couple of the couple of those where like a feather

used to be give me the willies like a chuckle. You ever have a chuckle? Old school jelly candy, jelly candy. Yeah, it's the same thing just a little bit less firm feel weird on your teeth no it's not for me I like them sharks oh the white bottom sharks are we nuts that's in the pea that's like the same thing as the peaches now peaches are different you're crazy different consistency I'll do this all day you'll never win telling you right now. I know my gummy candies

Hey, you know what I have to bend the knee when I see fit so you did bring broads down there. I Don't think down there Ever kissed a girl. Let's start there what? She was would you have had the sneaker down there? Were you allowed to fornicate? Like, goddamn Catholic household. My mom wasn't cool with me fucking girls. You were in college, you're a grown man to a degree. Yeah, but I wasn't dating anybody seriously.

So I wasn't like, I was just like, hey, this is Tina. I met her at Black Bowl or whatever. She works third shift at the pub. Some lady her age This is true you guys graduated together. Oh, hey Denise nice, please Your boys are real stallion haha Who's your age that are boys is that I just gave all my one that just made me oh

Cringe dude your boys This one can go all night. I cannot Double oh seven baby Okay, I did I have my DVD I had a DVD player down there couple of bootlegs they were still banging nice caught it smelled so bad down there and they're whacking it wailing on myself mastermatorium nine nine years old though man that's too young yeah that's I mean I think that's like a fucking wellness check you got a kid in the big is that's a kid in the basement

that is a kid in the basement I don't care what you did to it I mean if it was new my boy Pat moved to the basement and like junior high maybe all right junior high sure and I bet you he still ran up them steps a couple of times cuz he got the willies down there That he kicked on or something. I don't know but that was like a proper finished basement That was like I had a TV to keep the ghosts away. Man. I still need it. Why do we think that's gonna work? I just think you're not we don't like to steal a hotel room. I gotta have the TV on I'll even put my headphones in I was in an old hotel a few weeks ago

and the TV was in a cabinet and the one door. Two, I was down there, I was there twice over the last month. Different rooms and the door, the one of the cabinets just constantly would just open slowly. Fell asleep and I woke up in the middle of the night and they were both like that.

Looking over you. What the hell? I put the shower on for the rest of the night. I can creep me out. All right. Let's see. This one's from Blue Chewbacca. Great name. $10. First time. Long time. When was the last time yous had genuine rug burn? Jesus Christ, dude. For a while, it's a little different, but for a while.

Chafin? No, Chafin, forget about it. I don't get that that bad anymore, but I still get a reminder of it every summer. I used to have it. When I was waiting tables, oh my God. It was like fucking a topography map down there brutal brutal burn Searing grindin a real good food itching real good food handler

I'm sure like it's sneezing herpes fucking ringworm and have to go in there straight to that every once in a while I told you I saw a guy Cook or something I was working at a restaurant as young as 12, probably bus and tables. He had a bad case of jock itch. Walk back in and walk back into the supply closet. Fucking handful of cornstarch. It went straight down.

And I went I remember being like, I have a lot to learn to allow my man. Like that was like that was that was like a I was like something I feel like would be done in war like you gotta get back it because a pizza maker He's in there making a rue When he grabbed me a Guinness we get these fried pickles ready, ah Yeah, that's tough. I haven't had rug I mean as a kid when you're wrestling you might put your brother would like drag you by the foot or Whatever vicious oh on the astroturf was brutal too if it was on a porch or something like that What I was gonna say is for some reason there's certain

bars or Countertops where in the summer if I like lean my elbow on it and it's there for a long time It like peels it off or I get like a burn. Mm-hmm. You ever get that? I don't think so. It's bad Shit stings. I mean how specific certain bars are countertops in the summertime when there's a certain year old But I've never lacquer on it. Okay, and how long are you leaning on it? I guess a while I can't remember playing mahjong with the fuck Where would I think I would get it at the lantern a lot like if we were in there and like we were posted up

And like I had my my elbow on the on the table, okay I'd pull it away that would like rip like you know sometimes when you put a heater in your lips are dry And then you rip off half your lip That ruins the fucking night try to eat a piece of pizza at the end of the night with that fucking burns. And the trials and tribulations. You a lion holder. It ain't easy. I know. Get your athlete's foot.

And all super good looking. Huge hog. Huge balls. I apologize. Big old sack on him. Like a Muppet's eyeballs. Yeah. All right. This one's from David F. Ten dollar home. I never had one red.

Are you garbage if your dad tried setting you up with his younger co-worker, but you passed and now she's your stepmom. Hey, I gave you a shot. I gave you a shot. I told you she was easy. I told you it was a sure thing dude Yeah, that's nuts. Has your mom ever tried to set you up with anybody? Yeah, one time it was like it was she was related. I've told you that I've had to have told you that she was related to me There's like a cousin of a cousin or something. It was did your mom know she was a cousin of a cousin

Yeah, that's how they do it down there and she Keep the fortune and the family. We were in Wildwood in a condo and she was like, Yeah, she's nice. I was like, what? The fuck you talking about? She's like- She's your sister's kid.

What's the matter with you? I'm like, she's my fucking cousin. She's like, yeah, that's my marriage. I'm like, that's too much. Stop being a brute. You fucking pussy. You down here in the basement with your videos. What's all this stuff?

I heard you be the stallion. You fucking peckerwood. Take this road to Kenan's oh I remember being like are you fucking I was down there with a buddy too I think she must have just thought I was gay I'm down there with my boy we're going over walking under the boardwalk Nathan Lane and Robin Williams in the birdcage yeah that's a tandem bike we're doing chicken fights in the ocean and stuff We're gonna go check out an art exhibit. Oh my god You know, we kind of like tennis I'm calling your father

Jesus Christ tried to set you up. I Want the cousin look like just cute? Yeah I'm trying to think. I don't think you've ever told me that. My memory is pretty bad. The drug use. Sure. She was a Petri. He'd remember. She was some sort of gummy candy. I told you. Um, I don't really remember the. It might have been like. Is this like down the shore like when you guys were shacked up in that one room flop house?

Uh I mean there's a lot of those one room flop houses. So she was like in there. It was like 30 years in there. Now she was next to us I think. Easy pickings. She wanted no parts of me. I wasn't uh. It wasn't like she was waiting for me and I was like, nah, thanks. I keep my options open. Summer just started. I don't want to peg myself. Can't be tied down.

I'm a free spirit. Uh, yes. I don't, I want to say it was like my aunt by marriage I Don't really know I only ever saw her that summer I think but I hear her name Mm-hmm like oh, I forget her name, but like Tiffany, you know, and I'm still waiting for you. Thank you Um, I had not a setup but she was getting clean at time, too. What do you mean? I think she thinks oh Yeah, I think she thinks she was coming off the the peach rings Coming off the needle

Christ trying to say yeah, but damaged goods what the fuck Everybody loves a comeback story Thank God Man your mom did not think highly of you. Yeah Taking you down to the halfway house. What about her? What about her? What about her? Jesus Christ I could be wrong. I forget I really forget who she was my mom She worked at the dentist

office. There was a lady that worked there. Her daughter was what we call in the business of fucking that dime piece. I was trying to hook. What age we talking? I was in college for sure. Fit trim. This broad was about 8 billion light years out of my league see your age Maybe like a year younger Something like that working there time broad. She was working there. She was working there. She was in the office Yeah, I had a new shed you go and like hang out. I would hang out for you know when I go in for a cleaning, but it was tough because

And I'm not mom's dentist office getting a fucking cleaning like a loser Not paying You got no vacancy. What are you doing? Yeah looking like a real bozo sure they like tried to like cultivate that a little bit Yeah, she looked at me like I was fucking a peach ring. You know what I mean no shot Yeah, been there dog rough um Yeah, but I don't I mean that's a tough look your dad How does that I could never get that out of my head of like that means your dad wanted to bang her the whole time

And would have lived vicarious II through you and would eventually have made a move on her if she became your wife. Crazy and he starts banging her or they marries her. I remember after my father got divorced for the second time, I was a young adult at this point. Did he ever? I was in my 20s. I was in my early 20s. Probably 20, 21. He kept it on the level, right? He never went for like a younger generation. No, I remember. Good looking guy, successful. Those two things are up for debate. Could have yanked your bra right out of your hands.

Hey, that's my drug addict. I was gonna say he could have took a little bit of fentanyl right away from you but there was a Yeah, I remember having to like see him like talk to a girl like we'd be you know We used to hang out at chickies and pizza lot If they're the job we go to chickies and get some beer you would see him mackin a little bad He was yeah, I mean not you would I you know you see, you see when a guy. A gentleman, of course. Yeah. Yeah, but wow, I've never been in that situation.

Yeah, it's a life changing perspective. Yeah. From a guy, I mean, he was married to my mom and then married to my stepmom, so it was like, this is a good new guy. I never saw my dad in any type of sexual situation. I mean, he wasn't like, He wasn't swinging from a sex swing Is is talking to the bartender, but that's when you go out with you know what I mean sure of course

That's what I'm telling you But when you go out with a bunch of construction workers for fucking shores at two and there's a cute bartender working the day shift Must suck and they're like they're like fucking dogs now. They're all shitting on each other poor women Hey, what's up little dang it like fucking there? They're better playing a little cuz they like the tips. Yeah It's a game of give-and-take daddy. Oh, hey Sheila. How you doing? Yeah, I'm here They're tipping too much. I'm will the beast that looks like me. I think I got a shot with her I don't weld their helmet open Yeah, just got a shot with her. Got a welder's helmet on. Yeah just got a

new truck. Yeah I had a while to watch a lot of that stuff. Yikes. It was tough. Man. You banged that bro? That's crazy. Yeah I never saw my- That was one line I heard on a job site that like forever Changed the way I looked at the guy. He said something something something. I might have to dick her down What you're fucking 275 Hey dig son, I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Dixon. I went out to deck her down. I was like, dude, you should take your compression sock off your off your testicles.

Yeah. Push your hernia back in. Dicker. I never had the confidence to be like that. No. Why? I don't have the confidence. I'm married and don't have the confidence and I you'd hear dudes that like be like There's no way that that girl would she wouldn't even step on your ball Shit are you and your dad? Right hey dad his broad won't even kick me in the plums.

You believe this? Let's get out of here. He's probably a lesbian. Let's go to Center City and check out Rouge. Here we go, hit Red Sky. What? Go hit Red Sky. Red Sky, Blue Mortini.

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I even finished my ranch dressing yet All right, okay. Yeah, that's my son Kevin anyway beauty school, huh? Dirt all over your face, bro another refill Give mug root beer here? Up! Smells funny in here. It's called trim dude. Your underwear underwear sticking out the back of your dress lady Shut up Stake dude your dad's in there mackin

Fresh flesh a Bruton sharp God Making love to a chicken cheesesteak. Oh, yeah. now. What would you get it? What was the get the crab fries at chickies and Pete? Oh, yeah Fucking old babe breath over here smell like a dock It's my son muscles Hey crab fries my son bunker What the fuck you doing? Hey, Crab Fries!

That's my son Bunker. I'll do the Chum Plate Special, please. Extra tartar sauce. And your number. Oh, man. Did you ever have to do that? Ask a girl, like, obviously. Did you ever strike out? Hey, can I get your number? Did I ever strike out? No, I mean like taking a asking for a number is a big swing. I never we never had to do it because I never put myself in that position because I never

had the confidence. I don't think that I ever strike out like proper strikeout. I remember one time, uh, bases loaded. I like that. This is up. We're going to need a big show. From age early, they brought the outfield in a little bit. Cincinnati shift. Bring it in. This guy's stick. Oh, I'm sorry. Crab fries. Oh, I'm sorry crab fries.

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Do it, yeah. No, I remember when I was going to community college, there was this girl that I thought kinda liked me and she had like two other guy friends and they invited me to this party. And it was it was man. It was bad because I wasn't good without the crew and I was just I was that guy. I was that guy nobody knew at the party and I was really overcompensating. I was like going hey what's going on

and that's Henry. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a singer songwriter. Yeah. Going to acting school. All right, dude. Look, I'm gonna get my ass beat. I was in some fucking townhouse community like an abbey that are horse shim or something like that. Was it my crowd? No weed. I think we kissed or something like that when I left, but that was it.

I saw the next day at school or the next week at school and nothing. It's a shame. Could have been my onion ring breath. I'm not sure what what blew it. Yeah. Man, I don't think ever like shot down like, hey, would you want to go out sometime? No I'm not in not asking that. Yeah. Yeah Let that happen organically if you're out you start kissing let's stretch it out over a couple of weeks

Man alright, let's see here. This was from George Georgia All right, let's see here. This was from Georgia. Georgia, $10 pizza of the month member. There you go. Is it garbage if your small town has a real life mascot? Ours was a white deer named Snow. They held a funeral when she was hit by a car. God damn, imagine being the dude that kills the mascot. You'd have to move.

Oh, that's bad. That's like, what's the mascot on Parks and Rec? Little Sebastian, yeah. Oh, yeah. Man. So it was a why it was a wild white deer. Albino. We had one growing up. You did. Yeah. Not like, you know, it was always in the same field. We would see it, you know, and you'd see like a couple times a year. I don't know if I like that.

That's an omen. Yeah. Remind me of powder. That's a devil right there. Oh, it's great. There was a there was a full white one Then like a half white was like half and half like the back half a white ass on it Man, I saw a great video of this kid riding this fucking like little moped and he's cooking Oh, yeah, there hits him and a deer John and he goes what don't fuck here whatever. Holy shit He was cooking. Uh-huh sure

Shit. He was gucking. Uh huh. Sure. Um, alright, let's see here. This is a great name. This is from Twisted Schnifter. Uh, Jammed Up $5 Homey Never Have On Red. Is it garbage to say how old you are when you're losing an argument to someone younger than

you? Dropping your age at any point is... I do that regularly with my nephew. I'm 50. He's talking shit. What do you know? You're telling me I'm forty-eight years old. Yeah. You're eleven. Twenty-five. That's a that's a guy who's got nothing to stand on. I got nothing. I've done it myself too. I'm I'm I'm thirty-eight

years old. I ain't friggin doing that. Mm hmm. It's tough. It's different these days. I think we were more respectful publicly to adults these kids now they talk shit run their mouths What are they saying to you all kinds of stuff? I'm a fat ass like clothes Now just they think they know everything You know they have opinions on on you know, world politics and economics and... Which we leave that to you. Sure.

As you all know, we all defer to Henry on those socio-political climate issues. Of course! Yeah. Sure, of course. Yeah, that's why I mean, you're my expert on all that. I read the onion. I know what's going on. Oh, fuck. OK. Oh, this one's from free mammograms. Ten dollars is Lee here.

Are you garbage if you get snow off your car by just driving really fast? I'm all about it. But there's a lawn. You're not allowed to do that anymore. Where? I think in Pennsylvania, a can't be a federal law. I think you have to clean your car off now. Mm-hmm, that makes sense. I know tractor trailers do.

Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. They'll fucking decapitate you. What are you talking about? If ice chunk comes off of that, you'd be fucked. Yeah, I think you have to clean it off. Tractor trailers have to. I did it the other day. I hopped in a car to get a wah-wah to get a coffee

Maybe it says Lee and I have around I have dude I walk in there I with all the best intentions of I'm just getting a cup of coffee You gotta get a sizzle and then you stay in next day They corral you right by them goddamn sizzle's and if you're there and they're dropping them off when you're waiting there It's like I mean, I'm only I'm only so strong Henry But gang if you don't have a wah-wah near you and you get near one, hopefully it's in the morning. Grab a sizzly.

Yeah, you know what I do love is when people's first time, because we talk about wah-wah so much, homies and bozos that get to go to them, they tag us in pictures of like, having my first wah-wah, here's the sandwich. Them walking in. The bacon, egg, and cheese croissant is, there's like, I don't think, deep fry it or something. There's so much oil in the bacon egg and cheese croissant is there's like I don't think deep fry it or something

There's so much oil in the fucking croissant. It's so good Six pack of those But um, I was driving the other day and is the first fraud I got in the car and it was fuck guys frosted up Oh, yeah, well, I'm sitting in the car freezing. You're not an automatic starter guy. I don't have it. I don't think you're that one car has to have it. It's like a 2023. I need the 2021. I bought it used. Even still, I don't know. I got a chat. He's got I don't know how to do it. I don't have a fire. I don't have a button for it. And I don't know what I

would do. I do that shit from the apartment. I lean out the window until I hear it double beep. Yeah, I don't have it, I don't think. Fuck that. But I'm in the car, it's freezing, and I'm fogged up. It's so bad. And you start spreading the juice, so I start juicing it.

What, hitting the gas? No, well, yeah. I'm revving. I'm redlining this fucking thing. Got to heat the engine up. But then I'm hitting the windshield wiper fluid to fucking loosen it up and which works But then you start driving and if We're all stopping it like fogs over and man streaks dude. I was I was it was so dangerous, dude I was driving like that like real bad. I was like I'm gonna fucking kill some I'm gonna kill my scraper in the car

Real bad. I was like I'm gonna fucking kill some I'm gonna kill my scraper in the car now Put that in your Christmas list sure I scraper a little rain X what you need all right? Just all the dice just do this I've scraped so many cars with such poor equipment in such bad conditions You know what works great a CD you find some mix my CD case a CD you find some mixed CD case CD works better the seed around yeah it's got a real good edge to it yeah it's great you find some you have CD cases because they were mostly burnt CDs and they were in a I remember using CD cases I'm not saying you didn't I have as well credit cards the worst been there using your ATM like that always with the credit card. Always. And he would only do his side.

I'm flying a blind over here, dude. I got no eyes. Can't see the ops coming. Oh, deal. Frosted me out. They would only do it. And only like only the pocket until we got. So you couldn't get away with that now. You have to you have to scrape your car, I think.

I'll pull you over. Give me you a ticket you have anything on that. Yeah, it's a legal only in Alaska, Connecticut, Georgia, Massachusetts Wisconsin America, I've got to clean my car if I don't fucking want to yeah, New York. You're fine. What New York you're fine Yeah, really? Yeah It tracks the trailers for sure for sure the ice them things they have that's those stations, which are great those deicing stations I've ever seen one. Yeah, maybe I'm thinking of something else I think you're thinking of a deicing station don't they have like where the waste station is that sprays something on top of the car Maybe I'm thinking airplanes. That's airplanes this right ever be ever sit there get deiced Stinks hit you with the blue foam on the window. I don't like that.

I don't trust that stuff. No, I don't like that at all. I think it's cool though when they have coal cars, for when trains have coal cars, they have stations that squirt water in the coal cars, so they don't catch on fire. That's pretty cool. Not related to what we were talking about.

Still an amusing anecdote. For all my train buffs out there Figure give you it's Christmas season. I bet you some of the bozos and the homies got their train set up their Lionel train Sure, I miss that you know you can do it. Yeah. Yeah, okay Can't do it my dad did it my dad did it great Okay, that's a record. What are we fully 40 in 40? 40 minutes before he comes in. What do you want from me? I said hi to him when I walked in You know my dad the picture you say hi to the picture. I today I did I saw him I said hey pop

That's I said hi to my stepdad today or last night where I got a picture in the house I was like doing something. I said hey buck. See there you go. I went took a deuce Clean your ass Okay, all right. Let's see here This one's from Sam J two separate co-workers have recently told me how much their vehicles are worth in scrap metal I Used to do that too. I used to use that as my net worth with the loom why can you do that? What wait you can like Google how much it would be well, it's per pound Okay, I'm sure you can find out they like give you

They know let's just say I'm I don't even know what a car weighs, 2,000 pounds. But if it's a car, they know the seats and the tires and all that shit isn't... They know they can get like, it's like a couple hundred bucks probably. A couple hundred bucks? Six hundred bucks maybe? Can't do that to a lease though, right? What? Frowned upon. Everyone needs his back.

What do you got, Lucas? The average scrap car price is between $200 and $700. Yeah. That's because the car is not working. Yeah, if it's not working or like if you know, you have an old car that no one really. Yeah, you take it to the junkyard and they go, yeah, weigh it. We'll just give you like fucking whatever. They're not like taking all of the metal and can probably just go, hey, for the car.

Sure. We'll just wrap that. We'll give you 400 bucks for it. What do they melt that down? Do they do that shit? They crush them. They cube them up. And then melt them down? I'm sure at some point.

What do they do after they crush a car? I mean they just sit in junkyards I feel. They use that metal for something. I also know that you can wholesale a car. If you trade in a car that's like a piece of shit, they're like oh well wholesale where I think they just lump it in with like 50 other car like you buy like I'm buying 500 used cars or something like that scrap. I don't know what they send them overseas and shit like that Yeah, probably yeah, there's separate processes to recycle it. So it's like you're crushing it. You're shredding it. You're separating it

You're doing like media separation and then recycling it you ever see someone to get caught one of those crushers those oh my The teeth that come ash. Oh, there's no way out There's no way out those things scare the shit out of me It's awesome dude here they go in one Ain't scrapping that Bad news. I want I was working a, when I worked at a chocolate factory, I was working on top of the tank. And it was open, it was hot. It has to be so hot to keep it liquid. And I remember I was on top of it, it was open, and I was like, you know, doing something.

And the guy yelled up, he's like, be careful up there, someone fell in a Nestle or a Hershey or one. And like, it just just because it's like so hot that like your skin just starts falling like your pictures burns off your skin and I was like dude I am NOT I'm making fucking twelve dollars an hour under the table or some shit fuck this man if I go to see you chickies and peas dude if I went in Nevada chocolate like about poetic justice no it's the thing oh I mean the thing, you know, I mean, the thing you love most,

finally turns its back on you. You could eat them by a bunch of gummy sharks. Ha ha ha ha. All right, this one, great name. This one's from Ned Gaganski, long time, first time. Do you use decorate for parties with balloons with no helium? That's a sad thing.

I've done that. As like a cheap. Do they stay up at all? No, you gotta scotch tape them to the wall. Scotch tape them to the wall. That's not that bad. You throw a couple of helium ones in there too. That's not that good.

But if you're doing a sign or a banner and you wanna tape a couple to the corners, I'm with that. I don't think it ever looks as good. It looks like you're coming home from jail. You know what I mean? It looks it's not like a... Good luck, Randy. Yeah, it's like...

It's not the best vibes. Have you ever been to a back from jail party? Yes. Really? Uh-huh. I would call it a party. As part of his probation or parole was not what do you

assert? Oh, yeah. You can't associate. Yeah. But known bozos with known criminal underworld. Uh yeah. There's a small uh gathering small gathering the night he got out. Uh huh. Uh huh. What do you serve at something like that? I

mean, I didn't serve anything. There's just food just food. I don't know. Hoagie tray. Maybe they were grilling because he got out in the summer. Okay. I remember he was jumping in and out of the pool like a Labrador. Like he was just like he would jump in off the diving board, get out, run, and jump. You know, like they just get in those loops. And I was just like, dude, relax. Have a heater. What are you doing?

How long was he in there for? little under four years Shout out to you big dog. He's doing great right now. I like to hear Okay This one's just this one's but this is from to Tall Can. Ever do a shot of gin? No. Ha ha ha ha ha. He's drinking gin now.

Yeah, but gin and tonics is different than a shot. A shot of gin is like, you're about to get the electric chair or something. You're walking to your demise. That's coming back now though. Kids are kids like gin. I told you that. I'm telling you.

I told you that maybe three nights ago. I know what's going on What else is going on? Sabrina carpenter she thought me big won't stop talking about her. She's great. Got a thing for her. Don't you know? She's talented. Why you take a shot at her? Yeah, that's disgusting young girl. I'm fucking married kidding me I Like your music. I'm married yet couple of days. Oh hey maker

Pass for a number she's cool I like that timothy chalamet But you kind of want to see that movie when it comes out Bob Dylan movie, okay? I'm sorry told you was in my neighborhood not too long is that right? Yeah, I told you're shooting that movie Some movie that takes place in the 50s. Maybe okay him in a Tom Hardy, no, who's the Harry? Kohi? That was a Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow Still banging, huh? I don't know if they are but no, I mean she's still doing her thing She's a big star in the 90s 90s. No, yeah

2000s 90s now yeah 2000s 90s What movie called great expectations with Ethan Hawke? What year was that? I don't know 2040 1970 There you go, yeah Apologize call me a liar. I don't think I called you a liar. I just question that I most of What was she in in the 2000s?

the Iron Man's I mean come on, that's a that's a comeback or that's a You know that wasn't her heyday. I would say that I'm I'm listen. I don't have the facts relax Give me her Filmology, I don't know why you're good. I don't know why... Go to IMBD. Give me your 23 and me. I don't know why you're taking like your personal friends with her and I'm shitting on her. I'm not. I just thought it was more in the early... Working the industry together.

God. You're intolerable. Sufferable. What do you got, Luke? The internet's so slow. I'm sorry. God damn it. Tuddy! Jesus Christ. Tuddy stinks. Brog's killing me. God damn holidays. In gave me get on the internet She was in Austin Powers Okay, Royal Tenenbaums

But that again I would still is a little bit after her hey day, but that was 2001 We're saying no late 90s into the 2000s. I would say is her hey, dad. So what's late? What's she doing in late? Great expectations. Right. Talented Mr. Ripley. Ooh, when's that? That is 1999. Ninety nine. She had a run. Yeah. Bounce her in Affleck.

I remember that. Shallow Hal 2001. Royal Tenenbaum 2001. OK. Austin Powers 2002. OK. Of you working view from the top. I don't know what that is possession 2002 2003 Proof I don't know what that is. Oh, wait, is that the proof? Is that the one with? What the fuck why am I drawing a blank gladiator Russell Crowe? Where he goes and gets her they end up falling in love That does not know Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal

Yeah, I mean late 90s into the 2000s for sure. Okay. I mean early mid 90s miss Parker flesh and bone Malle, these are all like fucking all stuff you would do If I had the body, sure. All right. All right, let's see. We got time for one or two more here. This one's from David Savage.

Are you garbage if you use the beach chair inside next to a fireplace? God damn, you are jammed up. That's fucking cold. Chillin. I like I don't that is a fun thing It's got if it's one of the lower ones. Yeah, that's like it's that's a little loungy You're closer to the fire. You gotta be close to the fire. They enjoy it. I like that I'm with it the couch in the and the chair always too far away except the place on fire You know set the place on fire if you had the couch too close to the fireplace.

Okay, yeah, don't be a weird interior design to have the couch next to the fireplace. Boxing everybody else. You know what's always real crazy that blew my mind and anytime I still see it now? The fireplace that you can see from two rooms. They would have it in like a rich guy's bedroom. Oh yeah. You can like walk in and it's there and you can like walk around it. Yeah. they would have it in like a rich guy's bed. Oh yeah. You

can like walk in and it's there and you can like walk around it. Yeah. Whoo. That's all right. Yeah. Man. There's snow falling outside in a wooded area with that. You got you got ceiling to floor windows. We had the coal stove. Coal stove.

Like looking in the hell. We were burning. Little window. straight door flame logs. How you doing? We're going to wrap it up. Gang. We love you to death. Happy holidays again. Yes, and we'll we'll see you next week. Peace.