Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Pump & Dump w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's

a good to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in a new edition. She's got the allergies acting up on her a little bit. Okay.

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It's angry. You're a little too cocky. He's the CEO of RU Garbage. He's an international businessman and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan everybody. What up gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify. And then things ain't doing too shabby. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you sign up.

Now you get the last four years of bonus content. You sign up this month to get access to like, I don't know, fucking 500 episodes. Talking about the 14,000 strong army of garbage over there on Patreon. Shout out to the motherfucking homucking. That's what I'm talking about. Also, hit him. Speaking of which. Yeah. This is what we call a family episode. I was talking about the back on the block tour motherfucker. The back on the block tour. The back on the block tour. Get your tickets

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episode. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies just to where we like it. We're circling the wagons this week. Before you get started, I have something to ask. We've dabbled around this and I know, before I say this, I know I'm an asshole, okay? I would never, I would never, ever, ever say that about you. You're my best friend in the world and you've never done any wrong and my eyes continue.

I also know that despite some of the progress I've made over the last couple of weeks and all that kind of stuff, that when I get around food, gestation, is that the right word? Uh huh. I get a little, you know, I have a strong emotional attachment, all that kind of stuff. When I'm hungry, I'm hungry.

Regardless of who it is, whether it's a loved one, a significant other, a coworker, a friend, an acquaintance. You have none of those things. Somebody said they were close to me. Uh-huh. Good guy. Now, I know you've never done this, right? You're out to eat. Okay.

You've never, other than the rare situation, especially if a proper amount of time has elapsed, you've never said, can we have another minute? Are you guys ready to order? Can we have another minute? Wait, for me? You've never really done that. I've done that. If it's two seconds.

What do you mean? No, I've done that, but it's never been for me It's the other lollygaggers at the table. Exactly. But I've had to do it with Said loved ones I I e My wife, of course Which is why I bring this up. You're out to dinner with my wife At least pick up the bill Jesus Christ. She's out of birth control by the way at least pick up the bill. Jesus Christ. She's out of birth

control, by the way. Um Jesus Christ. What the **** Okay, I apologize. Um it's the mother of my child. Yeah. Listen, I'm a fat **** but if that's not really anything to do with it, I I understand if they rush you a little bit, you know what I

mean? If it's like real quick, it's like, hey, what do you guys want to drink? Also, let's get the orders in. That's crazy. I mean, I'm usually I listen, but listen, I mean, you know, listen, I know, I usually know what I'm going to get before I

go in there because I've looked at the menu in the car or whatever. Yeah, it's also not hard to say everything. And also too, I know, you know, I know where I'm at. You know what I mean? We stick and move. Yeah, I stick and move a little bit, but there's there's usually not going to be anything. And also too, I know, you know, I know where I'm at. You know what I mean?

We stick and move. Yeah, I stick and move a little bit, but there's there's usually not going to be really anything on the menu that's going to like, oh fuck. I didn't know that that was a thing. You know, you get one, right? Maybe. Wait.

Okay. Hold on. Let me see. You're you're doing a lot of stammering and stuttering trying to get this out Let me just try to see if I get a dance around this politely. I understand offend anybody I understand. Let me see if I can get everybody Let's see if I get the homies and the bozos up to speed, right? Let me really go over the meeting minutes here that La Croix we have you and who out to dinner Yeah, okay

You and was it a group or an individual? It's just us It's a group and an individual out to dinner and the drinks had already been served and been drinking on the table Oh my and there's a there's a lot of there's a lot of conversation. There's a lot of conversation There's a lot of what you love. No There's a lot of miss focused things and like listen if the beds made Alright, let's go make breakfast, but the bed's not made. So we're at dinner. Let me get a short step. She don't know what she wants, and we're talking about what do we do next weekend, or who's

coming into town, or what about this, what about that. Making lighthearted conversation. What's this got to do with the price of tea in China? Figure the fuck. Listen, we got to make a move in the next 25 seconds here. OK. So the waiter or the server comes over, and you say, hey, can I get another minute? Or they say, hey, can I get another minute?

Yeah, I thought, yeah. Yeah. And they say, hey, can I get another minute? Then they leave? I get, you know, yeah, I think we're all set. What are you thinking, babe? You're saying this to your coworker. My coworker. What's up, Hot Stuff?

Lenny. His name's Lenny. We're at the lunch together. Yeah. We need another minute. We need another minute. And in the back of my head, I'm like, another minute. I gotta wait another minute.

Another minute? What the fuck could you possibly not know or need more information on? So I sit there. Get the burger. And we weren't exactly in the fucking hot section either. So we had the fucking, yeah, she was, she's not training anybody to serve her. I'll tell you that. So it was like 15 minutes and then more conversation. And I had to like get, I had to get, I had to get this person back on track of like, hey Do you know? and

You even think between two things then I get hit with the yeah call her over Call her over close your fucking menu and put it on the edge of the fucking table like a goddamn gentleman Lenny Lenny Who I love. And would not want to be without. In any situation. And love going out to eat with Lenny. He's a good kid. But that I feel is an egregious, trashy. Listen, you get one. I'll give you one because a lot of times they circle back a little quick and maybe it's hey, it's you and Lenny's anniversary of the day you started working. I'm doing that on the anniversary. Come on!

Maybe it's a special day in you and Lenny's relationship. It was not. Situationship. It was a regular early dinner and I get it I'm just saying if there is a sir, it was the botchy so it's like what the fuck the grills going hey Lenny Get a club. It's either the chicken and strippers state. It wasn't a bot. You didn't do a botchie No, it was well, okay, so it was it was we went to get sushi You know I mean, and it's a bossy sushi sushi place that she picked out. I'll just tell you. Yeah. And we get in there.

It's a Saturday afternoon on the Upper West Side and fucking there is a birthday party for seven thousand twelve year olds in there. And they're bad. You're really moving with the New York movers and jitters banging on the fucking table. They're singing happy birthday. They're hitting the gong like isn't that racist first of all? What are we doing here? They're screaming the guys doing the flips and we're in the fucking back section They have like a little section. I guess you're out by the Greek strap

So what did you expect dude you did an Upper West Side? So botchy right I didn't make this might as well what the TGI Fridays in Times Square. I'm aware of that You didn't make this call. You might as well want the TGI Fridays in Times Square. I'm aware of that. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, these kids might as well be banging that gong right next to me, going fatty, fatty, fatty. I was so annoyed.

They better. I gave them $20 each. Give me another minute. Yeah, that's the lesson. Listen, first of all, that situation in particular is just a conversation starter. You know what I mean? What do you mean?

I'm just using as an example. Doesn't really pertain to my personal life there. No, of course. At two four. Yeah, this is a fictional program. It's not, no, I'm not saying that, it happened. No, I tell you, it happened. We know it happened.

I'm just saying. Listen, I'll give you my two cents. You get one. Like I said, if you sit down, you guys get off on a topic. You're the blah, blah, blah. If you're talking, you go, ah, shit, we got sidetracked. We didn't really. The drinks got. That has never happened to me once. And as a waiter, I used to remember that happened in all the time. I go over Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't even look yet. You didn't look yet

But we were talking That's a deed. That's what people would say like, you know when it's like three when they're out having fun It's turning burn a lady. Hey buddy, you're working. I'm pretty sure you're on purpose at okay You've lost all track of time. This is turn and burn. You're sitting in like you're sitting here like McConaughey. Time is a flat circle. I think that's disrespectful to the server. I know but also listen at this. I gotta push back a little bit. I understand where you're coming from but at the same time,

that's they're there to have you're there to have a good time. Yeah, but you're hoity-to the same time, that's, they're there to have, you're there to have a good time. Yeah, but you're hoity-toity now. You're nouveau riche. No, you're. You have. We make the same amount of money. You have friends, you have couples that are friends

and you go out with them and stuff like that. And you lose, and you're doing your thing. Well, many doesn't wanna hang out with me. No. So here's the thing. You're allow, I'm not saying it's right, but I'll give you the, ah, yeah, sorry, we got sidetracked and whatever, allow, I'm not saying it's right, but I'll give you the, ah, yeah, sorry,

we got sidetracked and whatever, whatever. I'm not saying that. I'm ready. I'll dime her to write the fuck out. I'm on your side. I know, but she doesn't, I apologize. You gotta get on me. I'm on your side.

I agree, but you also have to go, don't worry, you can't live in absolutes. That's gonna happen every now and then. I don't even know what that meant. Why can't you, you can't live in absolutes. That's gonna happen every now and then. I don't even know what that meant. Why can't you? You can't live in absolutes. What does that mean? I'm not really sure.

It's not all white or black. A gray area. Speaking of which, you should've saw this tuna. Nothing on that. It was gray. I picked up on it. Yeah, the one piece was like, it was like a tongue not going back there. Anyway, that's got nothing to do with anything. I'm just saying.

I mean, I listen, I think you're being a little too hard on it. You're allowed to ask for a graceful minute every once in a while if needed. That's what I'm saying. If this is happening every time you go out to dinner, I think you got to huddle up before you get in there. Go. Let's look at the menu. Let's do that. There you go. All right. OK. And I'm sorry to be so passionate about it. I apologize. Um, how do you feel about the putting in the drinks and the appetizers

that we're going to hold off for a couple of minutes? You do that. I do. Yeah. You do that, which I was always taught that can jam up the kitchen. I only do it if they offer. I do that. Hold on, if they go, hey, you wanna get some drinks in

and you wanna get some other stuff, I'll do it if they offer. I never have gone and never will go. We're gonna put some appetizers in, then come back to us. That's insane. You might as well be the queen. That's crazy to me. Well, when there's shellfish involved, cold shellfish, you know, you want to pause for a minute.

See, yeah. So I'm a hypocrite. Yes, this just in, sure. Yeah, I only do that if they offer because I don't know how that kitchen runs and I'm I'm very sympathetic to the waiter I don't want them to you know Go like I don't I hate to be the guy in any situation where they walk in the back and go The jerk off to table 32 want their potato skins in earlier That's not like that's not the vibe I want And then like oh another round of potato skins, you know know what I mean. That's not based off a fry-o-lator. Full disclosure. I asked for the menu.

Full disclosure, we started off with a salad. And the salad at those places, they do that carrot ginger dressing, which I love. And in my head, that's like a juice. And they put like a... It's like they walked by it with the ramekin So I had to be like yo, can we get a little more carrot? You're an asshole. You'd see you too. That's insane You're running them for more For more dressing they comes at your fault. You should go. I want extra dressing I drown this Which then she didn't Lenny didn't touch it after that

But it's all carrot Man, I must have been a lot of dressing. I've never heard of somebody say there's too much dressing that had to be a lot of Dressing. Hey, that was a big one. Uh Yeah, you are I mean listen you have worked in kitchens for a very long time But you do have a lot of social taboos that I see when I'm out a lot of times with You know Taboos me. It's like I mean the kinky well I don't know you get them you know you get the chopsticks on the brain and you start

getting going uh-huh it's just a collective thing I was just really just asking you guys sure I didn't mean to be so devised this divisive about it it's basically just you know how do you feel about the gimme a minute I think the gimme a minute should be used somewhat sparingly. A hundred percent sparingly. No one's saying it shouldn't be. One hundred percent once a year you get one. If you're if you need it more than once a year you are the problem. Now do I give her that once was that the once a year or do we have to have a conversation about this? I don't listen. You're probably in the dog house. I wouldn't have a conversation. You've ruined the salad for her. You guys are even as far as I'm concerned.

Fair enough. That's all I'm saying. All right. Yeah, that's, you were well aware of. You go in and you're opera, this is how I came up. You try to keep your head down. You don't make any real big adjustments. You can say, hey, no tomato, no this, no that, whatever.

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Fourteen thousand strong over there by Kevin James Ryan himself. One more minute, please. All right. This was from Manny. One more minute please. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. All right, this one's from Manny, $10 homie. As a kid, did you ever sign up to bring the napkins or the plates at school potluck or parties because your parents are cheap bastards? No, it's the way to go. I was big, I'll bring the chips or soda guy.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. There's no way I was putting Denise on the hook for like an Irish stew or something like that you know Man napkins and plates easy peasy. I signed her off for churros one time at a what at a fiesta I dropped I don't even have my passport I didn't know what it sure else really was that was the name of our textbook our Spanish textbook churrosy chocolate

I didn't really know what that was. I think that was ours, too. I'm sure Drew said it cans on the girl page 69 Okay, move some books Um, I don't know if I really knew or understood what one was until my late 30s. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I know I learned. Where was she going to get them? We had to make them. Well, how was she going to do that? I signed her up for it. No, but how how was she going to do that? You make the batter, you deep fry them or whatever. There's no fucking way your mother. We've we tried and missed I

Signed her up for special equipment They're not making home at NASA the broads on a subway you're selling them I'm making them in a kitchen. Hey, first of all, I think the first step a pot of oil and we had the fry daddy I think the first step in that recipe is you got to put on some Enrique Iglesias in the kitchen. Well, as I got to tell you, we were not dancing. We were jammed the F up. I also had to make you have to have a special piper though.

No, any bag of. Yeah. I mean, listen, we weren't cut it with one of those weird scissors. I think we did the bag where you like If you think the core like the back corner of the bag where you just like like a it's a pastry at the end of the Day, dude, you might as well. That's my mother to make plutonium. I did. I remember my mom go What the hell did you even do this for? And to an Irish I dropped it on her right I dropped on her last minute Irish I dropped it on her right I dropped on her last minute like relative like that day like today like

They were due Wednesday morning was the fiesta model. We have peanut oil. What? You studied abroad in Mexico You did spring-breaking Cancun in 72 right and So we got I got a handwritten. I remember being so fucking mad. We got a handwritten because my my Spanish teacher was eighth and I seventh eighth ninth grade.

My Spanish teacher gave like you got to pick churros or whatever, whatever. And I think I was sick. And I said, you know, all the plates and chips were on. So does we're already signed up for. So I'll do it. I'll do the churras. How bad could they be? So she gave it. Kevin got the whole goat.

Everybody that made something got, she gave you the recipe. Like, oh, here's the recipe. It was handwritten. I'm like, eh, you know, Denise can at least follow a couple steps, you know, make a shepherd's pie. I guess it really. It's the same thing. I guess it really is. It's the same thing.

I guess it really only is funnel cake. Yeah, it's just you make the batter. It's yeah, you're making like cake batter. But she had messed like there was a bridge. The she had the sugar add sugar to it, but was like looped. Like it was added after with a line or something. And my mom missed it. And it looked like it was added after with a line or something and my mom missed it and it looked like that was supposed to go in the coating like the cinnamon coating. Yeah. Yeah,

but it was all supposed to go in the batter but the way she had handwritten it made it seem to. Savory churros. Man, we were we were we put chocolate on them and every my mom's like these stink. I'm like I can't go in empty handed this this broads gonna fuck me you know what I mean LFA I'm gonna have to take Spanish dose dose Timos. You know what I mean? What I thank Kevin for is cilantro and cinnamon sure she went this ain't it I'm like I know I go she goes it's it feels like they're lip missing sugar. She did this teacher fuck her feels like they're missing sugar. Who said this? The teacher.

Oh, fuck her. Do your own fucking cooking. My mom did not like her moving on. From then on, she's like, well, he gave me the thing. It says her. I'm like, I know. That's a bad look for a mom, too, when the teacher's criticizing.

Is your mom usually cook? You are fat. I don't know how you got this fat, and she's that bad of a cook. Yeah, it was that. I remember my mom was so like, what the fuck? You embarrassed her. I don't know how you got this fat as she's that bit of a cook. Yeah, it was that. I remember my mom was so like, what the fuck? Oh, you embarrassed her. I didn't!

Kinda. Miss Grossman had the bad handwriting. Grossman was your Spanish teacher? Hola. We had seen your Gant. Yeah, I don't think she's Spanish either. I think he was. Gant?

Mr. Gant. He was something. Buenas. Either I think he was Gantt mr.. Gantt. He was something News up he wasn't I'm telling you he had a bump in tan He spoke Spanish like that like the dickens kitchens man He spoke Spanish like the like the dickens kitchen's man I'm gonna end on a man that sucks. Yeah, he wouldn't have cupcakes. Maybe we didn't do it dude I was I was I didn't like show I didn't want to be the center of I don't want to fuck up you take a big Swing you fucked it up. I was arrested a meal. I Forget I mean it was either in class? Yeah. There's nothing like catching

a lunch before lunch. I was the best. Or right after. A little grazing. One more minute, please. Is this somebody's anniversary? You know, it's always an easy one. Chips and salsa. Yeah. That was always. Yeah. Yeah, I always signed up for whatever. Even we went to a bar or a Super Bowl party five, whatever, a handful of years ago. And they were like, everybody brings something. And I'm like, I'll get, I'm not like making like Kippy's homemade guac or nothing like that. Like I'm going with like, I got, I took the subway to their place. I went into the Bodega. I bought like, as I saw going with like I got I do I took the subway to their place I went into the bodega I bought like as I saw me and three other dirtbag comics in there all my boys just buying the things they said coordinate that

Y'all get chips you get pretzels. I'll get to what you're called. Yeah Great question. Yeah, good question. What a smooth move the plates the napkins Box of not showing off box of munchkins something someone else is making a package. Oh well money No, this one is a Very restaurant heavy or a food heavy. This is from KJ Peterman. I Asked my lords of garbage if I'm eating a chicken sandwich on like a burger But like a butt like a good bun and with you Do I put that top down after the first bite? I'm talking chicken sandwich with all the works coleslaw and all Great that seems like a lot. Yeah, I think that's thinking that case if you're talking slaw it depends on the density

Yeah, I have it have to be I let me get hands on it. I'll let you know we're talking about a cafeteria Chicken patty no no, of course light Yeah, too light But if it's a heavy bike boy And it's got the bacon sticking out and the slaw and the remoulade and the lettuce and tomato maybe a pickle on there Yeah, you put it down upside down now. I feel like that would be balances it out I don't think so I would be be top heavy. No, okay guy who knows everything All right, let's see this was from Pierce

Is it garbage if you and your spouse drive two of the same vehicle? My neighbors have two Ford Rangers the toughest look that's so weird. That's like a brother or sister I think my sister just did that. They got like two of the same cars. What are you, the feds? What the fuck? They are like SUVs. It's like...

Yeah. I never understood that. A mom should have a mom car and a dad should have a dad car. My one cousin... It should be... Listen, I know we're gender neutral, but there's gendered cars. My one cousin got the same car as his brother. I was like, what the fuck?

We did that. Danny was Danny wasn't in. That's how we got it. That's how we became a Chevy Lumina family. Danny was in, you know. High school, that's different. No, he was in college. He was on a Chevy.

He was on sabbatical from college, let's put it that way. You guys were young dirtbags. I'm saying now. This guy went out and bought the same family car that his brother has. So when they pull up, it's like the president's in there. Yeah, but a lot of the suburban kids guys suburban kids a lot of these suburban guys are rolling around in the big black or dark gray ATF alphabet boys, Suburbans

and Tahoe Yukons. Yeah, same color same every same exact the the the the the the the the the Cool. 30 old ones. That's a little jump seat in the back. Yeah. What do you have a petting zoo? The little four with the little trucks.

Yeah. The new ones are nice. The new ones are like more new age. Those always creep me out. But they're like the new ones are like smaller F-150s kind of. Whenever anybody's dad drove a small truck, especially if it had a cabin on the back. You're talking about my stepdad. He had the Ford Ranger, multiple colored Ford Ranger with like the lines down the side. And the in the cabin, the cab in the back you're talking about my stepdad. He had the Ford Ranger Multiple colored for Ranger with like the lines down the side and the in the cabin the cab in the back the red interior that had

Sunflower seeds and Winston the ash. That's all that's a pedo mobile right there dog. I don't like that at all There's some rope and stuff like that in the back seat of that smelled like I mean, I've been in a lot of work trucks this was like rust and cigarettes Yes, you were grease and soot and everything CB radio Papers galore. I'm talking you like what are they I've had a car my whole life There's not one paper above in my in my visor my dad and stepdad

in my in my visor my dad and stepdad Filing cabinets worth the shit remember there are receipts and the only thing I do that. I do like my dad is Well now I have easy pass, but I didn't have easy pass for a long time up until like you know two three years ago I'd get the ticket and put that up there like when I went to the toll you pull like on the turnpike you pull That that goes right up there if that motherfucker was missing when you pulled up We lost one going to big boulder and Jack Frost in a Poconos, and I remember my dad screaming Because he put the window down and catch a heater and then papers would blow everywhere. It was probably three dollars I know well you know you have to pay the max which would probably be like could be like 25 bucks It's sink the ship We got those churros. Sugarless churros. Uh what I was gonna say is obviously it's a little um

outdated now but I remember being a kid being like, I wouldn't be able to figure this out of my life depended on it. We're dads that had maps in their car. I remember looking at those. Could you figure out a map, you think, right now? Yeah. You think you could? Uh-huh. All right.

I mean, you look at enough maps that, like, it's not like, I mean, you're using a version of a map on a phone. So, like, I can understand direction. We drove from Bucks to Toronto with a map, MapQuest and a map. What, you said we, what was your, were you navigating? I was catching heaters. Yeah, I was navigating, I was co-pilot. Were you?

Yeah, I remember we. So you're saying coming up here, get on this on ramp to 287. You gotta look at like I-894, and I mean, this was, we literally printed out the turn by turn directions plus a map. But yeah, yeah, I was gonna say MapQuest is easier because it was, I'm talking a straight map.

Hold on, but you can't, I can't clock, oh, we've gone 10 miles, so you're constantly, and we had a map highlighted. So you're like, all right, well, we just passed 287, that means 299's coming up or whatever. Man, I would get us all killed. Dude, that map quest, it was like 15 pages long. I was like, I felt like us all killed dude that map quite it was like 15 pages long. I was like I

Felt like a guy in a Titanic where it was going down. I'm flipping pages and charts I'm fuck me. Why got a heater going on it was bad Yeah, how do we get there? Oh the cards of Ford Rangers All right, let's see here. Uh, this is from Meatball 150. I don't know what that is, but great name. It's nothing to do with me, I assume. Uh, $10 shareholder never had one red.

Are you garbage if you save shoelaces from old shoes because you never know when you're going to need a replacement set? That's wild to me. Yeah, because they get those weird marks on them where they're in the loops. Yours do for sure. Yeah, it looks like you're working in a coal miner. So you haven't done it. You haven't worked any sort of laborious job in a decade.

I couldn't tell you. It's like you're covered in soot. Yeah, I couldn't tell you the last time I bought a pair of shoelaces. Now, 20 years maybe as a kid has come with the shoes a lot when you were skating that would rip and we would like tie them back together. That was like a vibe. I had that, yeah. That was like, yeah, I'm out here working. I'm doing it. You know what I mean? That's pretty cool. That's a good look. Yeah. It means you're living a life. I like the dirty shoes look. Yeah, you're just saying that. But it was cool. It's kind of cool. You don't know if you've seen these kids walk around in the dirty Air Force 1s ones It's cool again. All right, not your I mean your hokas look like you pulled them out of fucking mouth At one point I thought you were wearing like khaki color hokas And I was like oh, they're the white ones from two months ago that happened like four days ago in my head I didn't say anything cuz I want to break your stuff. They're all stained up. Yeah

All right, let's see. I mean yeah, I haven't hold on new laces I don't even like you and sometimes I buy a pair of shoes that comes in a second set of laces I'm like throw these out like I've ever had that Yeah, you know what I didn't like when they started popping off, which I'm I'm glad that they're not in style anymore They're round laces Sure those things sucked. Oh, my back pack on my foot. What did they call it?

We called it like, did you ever like relays it to the bars or whatever? I couldn't do that. We did it once. Do you know what I mean? I was the Nike. Yeah. So to be straight across rather than you would. Yes. My cousin did that for me once. Man.

I was finding someone could do that. And then what do they do? It was that the bar. I remember somebody it someone could do that and then what are they there was that the barley? I remember somebody did it on a field trip for me Yeah, because I was like I can take my shoes off and there's no phones or whatever We got a feeling a real big shots like the Kings cobbler doing your sorry Steve's back. They're doing my shoes No, that wasn't my look the barley so see if you get that what they're called I think they're called barley Stan Smith's is like a pair of sneakers you would do that. I couldn't wear Stan Smith's even as a kid

Yeah, straight flat lacing straight bar lacing. I mean those yeah, those the shell tops. I never got them Yeah, Stan Smith sounds like a nice guy. I never met him, but that ain't my cup of tea I'm not LL Cool J that and the kid that could string a lacrosse stick was always, he was always in hot commodity. Mm-hmm. Especially around lacrosse players, it was a big deal. Uh, that, yeah. That and then, um... Fuck, I'm drawing a blank. That was always a good way for a younger classman to get in with the cool seniors.

I can restring that stick for you. Is that what you were doing? I couldn't do it. I could give him a hand job, it is probably in the back of the bucket. Hey, uh, listen, I don't know how to tie my own shoes. And I ain't good at really restringing a stick, but I will sure put a working on your hog over there. I will throat coat that thing till we get to Nishamnay. Shout out to the Nishamnay Mall.

Of course. Rude. Shout out to the sham any mall All right, let's see here This one's from Tom. Hey gang. Are you garbage if you wall mount your dust buster near your couch? I'll be goddamn if I have to get up and walk across the room after watching the game with some nachos I always thought that was such a fucking classy move was having. We didn't have a dust buster. My cousins had a dust buster and they had it. It was in the kitchen. The wall mount. We've the wall. The Ryan's, Kelly's and Sullivan's, the three of the families together

have never mounted anything that was supposed to be mounted. Now we've never successfully done that. Never. We were bad with the phones. Oh, yeah. That would come off. I think the phone Never? We were bad with the phones. Oh, yeah. That would come off. I think the phone, the one phone came with the house and then the second that got replaced, it went downhill. It was like hanging.

It was never right again. For a while, ours was on the floor. We had it, it was plugged into the, so in the kitchen, where it was supposed to go, was just the loose wire. And then it was supposed to go was just the loose wire and then it went around and it was just on the floor in the living room garbage like a boiler rooms game. You guys are doing a bump and dump. Punching landlines on the floor copy machine. These are the leads. Yeah for a while that was always a sign of the real once

I think once my mom saw that our one neighbor had that she corrected it because they were like the The trashy family and like they had shit all over their lawn. Okay, they hate to break it to you You were also the trash now their kids always always had the cherry stains around their lips. That kid's two front teeth were always too far apart and there was no braces in sight either. That kid was not going to the orthodontist. I think his one little brother was born with that shit. Blue raspberry just going around here. Fucking slurpy kid. No shot.

Yeah, we had a dust buster. That's pretty, that's pretty classy. Yeah, but it never worked. And the filter never got like it was, I think when they were doing well in the mid 80s, there was some of that. Like my dad came home with a computer. It was like, what the hell is that? You know, I think he was trying to wow his, you know, like,

you ever see the the wedding singer when he comes when when John Guglia comes home with the CD player and he's like, oh, what record? It was like that. Like my dad, like he had he had he had some cash. Oh, he was like, trying to show off, trying to show off a little bit. Yeah. But that was the smokeless ashtray for the Foley household. We were, we were. We liked it. We liked it in the air. But we had, and then we had a, we had a red devil, dirt devil. Dirt devils are alright. We had, this was, my mom probably still had, it was a plugged in one. Gas powered?

It was my job to do the stairs. And I was, man Man plugging that in and doing the doing the stairs with that dirt devil You couldn't tell me shit. I was king of the castle Lord of the man I was doing I was giving them high and tight was fading them in on the side set of points Oh, yeah, you stadium out there man. I loved. I play with my guys on it after it's freshly moved. I'd have a whole base going. Oh man, the whole your guys after a fresh vacuum. It'd be fucking fast repelling down and stuff. If one guy would fall over the edge, would it make it? I used to love that. Breaking up the thread, taping G.I. Joe's hand or something, coming in.

Yeah, that was all right. M16 in one hand, a couple grenades in the other. Yeah, we were very much, and we still are like I still operate my life like this where it's like I'll still go back to this the fact that it's mounted The fact that you have a dust buster classy the fact that it's mounted very classy the fact that it's mounted next to the couch Trashy trashy should have that should be like remember people had to be right yeah, I we never with it I don't for sure. I'm not judging. I'm just saying I gotta ask for an answer I gotta get a shoot. I'm straight here cuz I'm just saying. You gotta ask for an answer.

I gotta shoot him straight here. Yeah, because I break out that skinny pop popcorn during the movie at the house. That shit gets everywhere. And I'm hearing about it. You know? What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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Now, I got a question. I just did this the other day go ahead My office is always open to you as vacuuming okay, right? I think we got a shark or something something solid middle of the road Plugged in now I vacuumed I had plugged in yeah really do a plug in Wow This goes back to my childhood. We're not good with batteries. We're not.

We never have been. The rechargeable ones. I'm not that guy. Huh. I'm not going to put it in its thing. I'm not going to plug it into the wall. I just don't do it. Wow.

I know. We got one in the burbs, and I never plug it in, and I gate yell that. Just is what it is. I'm not a guy that I... It's not me. Have you ever seen me plug anything in around here? Not once. Your computer's always dying too. My phone's always dying. I'm not good at charging

stuff. Gives me anxiety. Oh, it's nice to know that you're running the comeback. I think I've been doing a pretty good job this far. Carpet's dirty as **** Now what? We got a dog. Yeah, you got a dog. He's in. I know that much. He sheds a lot.

I'm just kidding. Good doggy. I'm just kidding. Good doggy in I know that much sheds a lot. I'm just kidding good doggy So I do I do it. I do it. I'm doing a whole doing a whole space doing a bedroom doing a hallway back in the dog back No, I will do his bed though, which Man, it's like pissing in the wind you any who I? Put it was filled with dog hair, I emptied it, I ran it again, filled it again with dog hair,

then just put that away for my wife to handle next. That's, it felt as I was doing it, I go, this is a dirt bag move, because my wife is very pregnant, I'm making her do this at a later date. I did it under the guise of, I'm probably gonna have to vacuum next, so I'm just gonna do it next. But the bag, the trash bag was so full that I wouldn't have been able to get it all in there.

I don't want to take the trash out and this is the whole thing. I was hung over. I was trying to relax. This is ruining my day. It's easier to just put it away. I did that one time with about a half a bag of dry cat food. It looked like a gumball machine. And man, did I hear about it. So, I know where you're at, but yeah, you're... You gotta do it. But then that leads to chain reaction to the trash. And then I gotta go downstairs, I gotta talk to the guy, hey, no, I ain't saying I'm running errands. I

gotta send something back, I gotta go to the UPS store. Oh, you're leaving? Can you stop by and get me this? I understand. something back. I gotta go to the UPS store. Oh, you're leaving. Can you stop by and get me this? I understand Bad news because I was trying to be nice Are you trying to be lazy? I was trying to be nice and vacuum. I take heat for that. I'm out here working all day. At least I did it. You're calling you fat and talking about my dick I did it one time with with wet food and that was a real problem like the cattle eat and I did it one time with with wet food and that was a real problem.

Like the cattle eat and like with her wet food, she'll lick up like all the juices. So there'll be little pieces of that wet food around like in the bowl. And she'll put the thing around that there's no set place where the cat eats. Wherever the cat is, she'll bring it over to make sure the cat eats and sit with her for a second while she eats, which is cute. But then I come out fucking to the room with, you know, my eyes all gunked up from sleeping and I'll just punt that thing because it'll be in the middle of the hallway. Uh-huh. And then I got to clean that up. And one time I was being real lazy and I just vacuumed it up.

You're gross. That did not smell good. That's all in them pipes, tubes and stuff. That's bad. Let me get a shop vac and knock that out for sure. But I never had a shop vac that worked well. Can I tell you that? That's crazy. I've never once had a shop vac that worked well. That didn't have a fucked up wheel, that didn't not suck up really good. I've never had one that worked well. They're always such a pain in the ass. Sorry to hear that. They're always so light. You drag it around.

It falls apart. They suck. Sorry. I think you just had a probably had a knockoff. No, we had a Ryobi or something. Clarkman. Yeah, you suffered Clarkman. That's a misprint.

Listen, as well documented, that was pretty much our vacuum at my dad's house growing up was a shop vac. My dad would shop vac anything and everything. I'm talking cobwebs, poop up from the dog. He'd do the couches, the whatever, the car. I remember when I figured out you could use it as a blower. Switch that around. Blew my mind.

That worked well. Yeah, I mean. But the shop vac never worked. Mm-hmm Stick your little pecker in there peanut butter It's disgusting All right, let's see here this one's from Phil a ten dollar Blankhead how you doing? Talk to me use ever shit at a restaurant, but you're only getting takeout

That's a wild wild move, but I respect it. I do respect that. I should say, man, talk about talk about them hate. Here's I got a takeout order. Where's your bathroom at? What a dirt ball. Oh, my God. Also, you got to like walk by the people eating because that bathroom's in the back of the dining room That's not right on rolling around in a bathing suit

You're all wet That's tough. Oh Man, yeah, but so like what would you go in like? Oh, would you go? Hey, where's your bathroom or? Would you just walk in? Because if it's not crowded they're gonna walk in going to, hey, how can I help you? You go, I'll be right back. I'm about I'm about need 12, 18 minutes. I was going to say, I'll need another minute.

So you got to hopefully it's crowded. You can sneak in, go to the bathroom, come back, jump in the back of the line. Right, right. That's ideal circumstances. But, you know, I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I think it's a dirtbag move Yeah, it's gotta happen if it's gotta happen, but then you're also going right home like you don't have 15 minutes You don't have 15 minutes You shouldn't have left the house. I would say you should have been like, you know what? Let me knock this out

Then I'll go pick up food. That's a wild move What I was gonna ask is so if I if I have to if I have to pee or something like that and I like go into a pizza place and I'm not getting anything, you want to get something to use the bathroom. I feel obligated. I don't know if that's like a whole universal thing. It's a very east coast thing where it's like customers are we we we operate under the kind of guys that bathrooms are for customers only and you want to go you just go in and like I'll get this and where's the bath a cup of coffee? Where's the bathroom? I'm thinking specifically the pizza place across the street from New York Comedy Club 24th Street Sure

If I knew now if it's early if it's too early for me to go in to do my spot And I have to pee I'll go in there right, but I don't I don't feel right especially those guys I don't want to just walk in and use the bathroom. So what I'll do is I'll go get like a Snapple or a ginger ale or water or something like that. I'll pay for it and then I'll say, hey, is it OK if I leave this here? I want to run and use the bathroom. How do you feel about that? You wouldn't leave your drink. I'm excited. Open now.

Yeah, it's closed. Yeah, I would leave that there. Yes, leave it on the counter. Oh, I'm probably not. No, maybe just leave it on the counter. Probably not. No, maybe, but I only put it back in 18 minutes. I only put my stuff in public and that bathroom ain't great. No, I would never bring it in there. Yeah, that's like that's like the bathroom from Saul.

Yeah, I wouldn't bring I mean, this is disgusting, but it's well documented, but I wouldn't bring anything that I was eating or drinking into a public bathroom. So New York specifically, all the stores and places are tight. So you walk in, you're typically getting greet, like a lot of the bathrooms are locked. Yeah.

Or for customers, like it's, they're playing defense, that's all I'm saying. So a lot of times you go, you might need a code, you might need a key, you might need a something. I've been drinking a lot of water recently, trying to do a gallon a day. Good for you. So I get out, so we come down here in the morning,

I get out of the car and I try to walk over the last 20 minutes. I take a 20 minute walk from the water over here. Nice, I throw the headphones in, got my steps in, enjoyed the day. I'm gonna start doing that. But around halfway through I gotta take a tanky, bad, bad. And it's like, I have this place,

I don't know if it's like a all-boop-ah, it's something. I forget what it is. Pret-a-monger? It's not that. The fishmongers. What's it called, Pret-monger? Pret-a-manger? Pret-a-manger?

I don't know. Pret-a-monger? Is that right? I hit through a lot of steak on that. Oh man, you're fired. I don't know but I'm on John is that right? I gotta take an a la dump You shit my a la drawers And there's a place I found where it is a little retail II like they had it's a restaurant But like coffee spots a chain, and I know they're not locked you're in a Nordstrom rack Those are sometimes the best because it's up. It's up of so when you're going to bathroom publicly in New York

The ones that have good access are typically overran by homeless people Like if it's got if it's a public place, it's bad. So you gotta go into a little bit, Starbucks, it's like pooping in the sewers. You're hanging down there with the turtles, baby. It's tough. A Starbucks is bad. Anymore is bad. Very bad. It's like a gas station bathroom

off the side of the highway, bad. So you try to avoid those. So you gotta go to something a little more elevated to get a cleaner experience. Sure. But those you got to go to something a little more elevated to get a cleaner experience sure but Those then tend to have more defense hence why they're not overran of course three people So that's where you put this one's it's the perfect. That's a little grody little grody But clean enough, and there's no defense. I feel so I would do it every day I feel so confident walking in there. You don't get nothing No, I don't even look at him anymore. I don't even care if it's crowded if it's not crowded

I go right to the bath. They probably hate me. I catch some eyes on the way out I don't like the toilet. Tell me if it's a go-order Be right back. I'll be right put my wallet in the car walk in the kitchen Yeah, so I it's tough. It's a balancing act. There's one, dude, if you go to, I walked into one, I told you, I don't know if I told you actually, I walked into one at the park. Over there on like 9th Ave, where we shot the

the two bears running video. I was walking from that over that way. I was like, I was walking, I'm like, let me pop in there. Oh, the homeless dog. Oh, did I tell you that? Yeah, you told me. Dog was that way. I was like, I was walking, I'm like, let me pop in there. Oh, the homeless dog. Oh, did I tell you that? Yeah, you told me. The dog was looking out under the stall like, I was like, I'm getting backed up.

Guy's shooting Kay in there or something like that. Oh, god damn. All right, let's see here. $10, I think this is from Tootie, I don't know. The names got mixed up, I apologize. from Tootie. I don't know. The names got mixed up. I apologize. $10 homie. Never had one read.

Is it garbage to send a bird pictures of what you hope your house will look like by the time she can come over? Hear me out. What? My walls are currently sheetrock right now, but I used an AI program to put paint on them. I think it's ingenious, but if this chick keeps chirping me

back, I better get the paint. So he's living in an unfinished house at the moment, and he's using an app to paint the walls and go, look how nice my place is. Oh, so he's talking to a new lady online on one of the apps. Probably a move into. I got my own place. Blah, blah, blah.

He's bragging about a place that is currently She and they're taking it slow Right I'm assuming they've gotten to the point where they're now exchanging pictures of their domiciles sure He's bragging for sure I respect get that done dog You got a tape yet if you're showing she because if she thinks it looks like one thing and then she gets there and it's it and it's It's untape sheetrock. She's gonna think you're gonna murder her. Hey get the plastic hanging up real Dexter style The AI is ingenious that's I mean

I've been out of the game for a minute, but people are that makes sense the bird would did that to me with sunglasses She was using that AI app or whatever whatever rickus. We get her She was showing me pictures of Sunglasses that she was gonna buy and I guess they have an AI thing where you can and I'm like me I'm like you bought all these fucking sunglasses. Hell. We're tanking They're gonna end up in a poor house That's good stuff there yeah get the fucking place paint it man. What are you doing? I don't know don't listen to me What the fuck do I care? I'm a third-best.

I mean, listen, I respect the hustle. First time she comes over, put a blindfold on her. Tell her you're trying to be romantic. You got to do the, you know what I mean? Maybe it will entice you to paint it sooner and get this brought over. What are you doing with the furniture? Are you doing AI that too? Unless you got furniture in a, I guess you got furniture furniture in a sheet just a sheetrock house. That's awesome

Tell your tell her your cold Talk about cold aesthetics. Oh, I can't lie I got exposed Exposed on tape drywall at the crib you're in the process though Doesn't Michael put it up fucking, this is like six weeks ago at this point. Oh yeah? Mikey's a busy man. Mikey said he's not good at taping, I should get my other cousin to come and then now I'm project managing to hit the god damn family. Jesus. Scrowing me over. Um, alright let's see this one is is how can you not be good at taping? That's the easiest part. I know I told a gets too wet. He's gonna hear this and get pissed at me next

time I see him down the shore. Sure, we had a family party show. But he's got like that. He's got the cool guy mullet going. Yeah. Oh, like the soccer player thing. Kind of Yeah. Oh, like the soccer player thing? kind of Kind of more like, you know country music festival slash

Golf youtuber something like that scalping tickets at stage coach. Yeah, so he looks All right, let's see this one's from a Hansi Gruber. Great name, $10 Dignitary. Ever have a parent play you a cassette or CD or anything of their homie's garage band? When I was a kid, I remember my mom trying to convince me her friend's band was cool. Now as I'm writing this, I recall it was a guy friend. Maybe there's more to the story. I mean, that's tough. That's there's no way they were good. I don't shouldn't be in a garage. There's no way she wasn't banging them for sure. But I mean, listen,

that star shiny is talking about that's your mother yeah, okay, you got your friends You weren't study buddies. I thought you were gonna say I thought he was gonna say played pulled out a cassette or a record and Playing the voice of a deceased grandparent My mom has that of her dad who died when she was like 12 It's some recording that they did on like Coney Island and she tried to play that I wish my even my dad shut that down. Let me get the fucking bishop in here You know, I don't want no ghost voice in my house on my new stereo system Fuck that. I remember looking at just looked on it. It was like, you know, Mary and Andy on the boardwalk in Coney Island

Hey play it backwards kill yourself Man, talk about a dirtbag move. Playing records backwards. It's insane that these people thought that like... Paul McCartney was putting demonic messages on record. It sounds like an ogre yeah, no shit Yeah Play that anyone Start low and shoulders dog baby bopping up No, I never um

Not have the pants and everybody that was in a band no no. They're all nom D deep in the shit Listen to music listen to the silence In the soundtrack with the jungle at night dog a Little bit of paint of black heard a lot of gimme shelter when they close the rep All along the watchtower dodging draft quartered up in Canada I forgot to tell you I was drunk at a family party recently and I was saying goodbye was leaving early I was saying

goodbye to everybody I was pretty tuned up. You know what I mean? Open bar. Get your nuts out. Hang and break. And I'm like hugging. It's like my aunts and I'm like, I'm and I'm like trying to, there's so many people you got to say bye to and you're like, you're making the rounds. And I lean into, I lean, I hugged my aunt Kate, hugging kissed my aunt Kate who's over here. Again, banged up. I lean in to hug and kiss. Who I'm just assuming is in, it was my Uncle Den. And I got fucking stiff-armed real soon. Yeah, you about to give me a kiss! I was like, I was, I'm pretty fucked up, I'm not gonna lie.

Dude, I thought, I was ready to give him a jump at a truck stop bathroom. Wait, you don't give your uncles kisses? Not Uncle Den. No. One or two uncle from when I was a kid that carried on a little bit. My Uncle Den don't do hugs. He's a firm handshake, and he's got spackle on his hands.

I think we did. You kissed my Uncle Den? You bastard. Telling Aunt Suppy. I think we did. Did I give my Uncle Joe, my Uncle Mike hugs and kisses? I think I did. But like, you know, like the

manly ones. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Yeah, my... Two of my uncles don't fly that way. Uncle Dan and Uncle Er. Handshakes. Even for the wife. You look beautiful. You're glowing. Yeah, so.

But those guys are usually. The ones I wasn't super close to them. They were, their kids were old, like my uncles that I grew up who were like my proper like. Right. Like my Uncle John. Yeah, like you get like a hug and a kiss. Those guys are usually the ones that were all that

Always gave the good like the good platonic kisses to the other wives You know what I mean? They did the good ain't doing shell good to see you No, not maybe I mean I never looked at him kissing the other broods all right I'm not making sense You know they gave the good you know hey, how you doing kiss sure I know you're saying yeah, but no whatever I know I died listen you don't want to try to make out with your uncle you look at me like I'm a fucking freak Yeah, fucking hornball, but you put it away a little bit. I mean done enough damage You're fucking kissing your one ain't then you're going into fucking

Lacey DC. Uh he leaned back to, my uncle Larry, who was behind them. He tried to kiss me. He just starts punching you. A record stops early. Yeah, it was like, I know it. Well, your podcast. Yeah. You're not doing that. All right. Hollywood, these guys, New Yorkers.

This ain't no freak off. Yo, Danny, get off of me. Okay, say no freak off. Yo, Danny get off me Yeah, I was uh I won't hear that every time I see I'll try to kiss me. I'm gonna catch that for the rest of my life I'm gonna remind him next time I see him Hey, Kevin grabbed your cock It's seen in Donnie Briscoe. I try to grab my brother my brother. Oh That was a lot

As you don't say that word, but Cack yeah Doesn't fit me I'm a dick man You're a weenie guy Little smoky What I love those What Look put them in my mouth

What do you want a plain t-shirt This is from jay dog 69 $10 homie here not a question, but I did get bit by a dog this weekend Five stitches in the leg god damn. That's a couple you got you a couple of shots. That's serious Yeah, that's her. That's a biting turn. That's no nip. Yes. That's Fuck that Damn, dude, that's fucked up that hurt All right, let's see here That hurt. All right, let's see here.

All right, this one's from Patty, $10 angel investor. This is a fantastic one, which I can't believe. This to me should make it... Sometimes these homies just get the show. Sure. And are lying of questioning. Of course. And I love them for it.

This should make it in the background questions with guests to me. Okay, wow. Right? At any point, have you ever looked out your front door and seen a traffic light? Not if you live in the city, obviously that's different. I think that's very telling of the size of the road you grew up on, any sort of industry, I mean, because that's very telling of the size of the road you grew up on Any sort of industry? I'll all I mean because that's not a neighborhood necessarily. That's stop signs are in neighborhoods That's bad news. That's out there on Main Street. Yeah, that's That's real bypass shit because we have you ever like I mean with Potter with Josh Potter was it could you ever see? Because we have you ever like I mean with Potter with Josh Potter was it could you ever see a pole booth? Which is insane, but a light, you know, and it's not necessarily garbage

It might be the four it might be with the light on Main Street between you know, tiny little quaint picture It's swaying in the breeze. Yeah Garbage you may cross now. There's a Guy go. Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, obviously, follow up question is needed, but that gives you a very good indicator of that's bad. That's good. That's that's good stuff right there. That's in there. Um alright, this one's from eight Foley $10 fat ass here. Never have one read. Is it garbage if your uncle kept a pet lizard loose in the house

to help with the roach problem? I don't know what's fucking worse. What are we doing here? Roach I'd rather have roaches than a lizard. I disagree What I wouldn't mind watching him work either Are you putting him away when you sleep though? You got it. What's he gonna do? I don't want to know he's full He's your guy. I saw a video of a dude falls asleep on an old guy in the hood falls asleep and they put one of them bearded dragons on his chest Yeah, yeah, dude. He wakes up

It's eat Get it. It's stuck to his shirt. He falls out of the seat. It's what the internet was made for They don't bite I Don't god. I don't matter. I don't want anything to do with the lizard ever They're too fast. I don't trust them would they go after the roaches would they be eight the bugs. Did you find it? It's relying on them for cockroach control and a house is generally not a practical or effective solution First of all his first problem. He got road you got Bay Roach problem a little bit of a little bit of combat or something knock these guys out their

presence in the house can create other issues like a turf war with the cat god damn um alright gang but we gotta wrap it up there guys whoo what a fun one amen sister gang Grabson take us to the back on the block tour and we'll see Alright gang, but we gotta wrap it up there guys. What a fun one. Amen sister. Gang, grab some tickets to the Back on the Block Tour and we'll see you out there and we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace!