Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Rent-A-Center Fail w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW TOUR DATES: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Get 50% off your 1st box by going to https://factormeals.com/Garbage50 and use code GARBAGE50 Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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You know, born and bred here. I salute the flag when I wake up, just like every other one here. Uh-huh. But I gotta tell you, those Canadians have the best chip known demand. The all dress ruffle is unstoppable. It ain't bad. It's all right. That's about it.

Other than that, your birdie steak. You had to. What's up with those heaters up there? Who is from a lover guy? I was behind enemy. I thought I bought too many discs. Dude, they handed it to me. They looked like video game packages they gave it to me.

And I was like, I'm like, do you have Marble Lights? They'd be Marble Smooth's on my buddy. It's saying cool jazz over here. Give me a good American heater. Yeah, T-bone was singing the old USA praises when he got back across that border I can't get at I kissed my I kissed the ground baby. Shout out to Toronto. What a fun time fun weekend up there I got a little thing speaking to speaking to live shows. I think it's very funny. We were doing you know We're doing two large shows

Infield I'll feed it and this tour. Yes, we are 20th and twenty first take it so velvv for the twenty is scooping up now Cuz they're going quick. They're going quick. It's a fucking huge venue. It's crazy So it's fucking the the film or we were and we're doing to man It's funny the amount of DMs messages text emails people knocking on my door looking for money looking for picky Wicked he's everybody's coming out of the looking for money, looking for Tiki with these. Everybody's coming out of the room. Oh, dude. My brother had me up, I said, I need 30, I'm like 30.

I said, I sent him the link to Ticketmaster. Buddy, get in line. Whatever, I gotta move some ticket. I got this, got the same thing. Also, nobody was, I'd use a website. I know, I know. How do you get them? How do you, I'm like, I just saw you at the Eagles game.

How'd you get that ticket? I can't, I can break it myself. And then you know, friends with Jalen Hurts, I just saw you. The Eagles game. How'd you get that ticket? I can't break it myself. And then you know, friends with Jalen Hertz, I'll tell you that. Your brother don't play on that team. My mom, do I have tickets? Can I, how do you get tickets? I said, I said the piece.

I got you and that's it. No plus. I'm getting demands on seating. That's another thing. Well, we up in the balcony. Is there a family in the fridge? It's not the Kentucky dirt. He's like, you're in the owner's box.

Johnny Fillmore saved my body shut out to Deli. I love you. He's like, yeah, well, how do I, he's asking me about the layout. He's like, your section B good. I'm like, dude, I don't fucking know. I'm like, I don't know, dude. I ain't the garden, bro.

Because is section B, row row 19 are they good? He's that word a chick's a red? I go I don't know dude. I go I'll get you cuz I go what do you need? I go what do you need just to I'll get you to that's it to cuz he goes 30 because he goes cool I'll then move you tomorrow. Oh my god. I'm like, keep, you're not taking your Venmo selling black market ticks. That's a dirty job. That's good. You know, their good family members

only just get the tickets and throw it in your face later. That's what I respect. That's the Danny Ryan move. Everywhere we've been, he's been bringing it up to like twist the knife in me, which I respect. I respect a good face, they're on boy. You know, I pay for parking parking. and talking about I wanted to tell you this I had a weird thing happen to me the other day

I'm in my room. I'm getting changed This is like 1970s late-night talk show I hear him in my room. It's also you're either here in your room and for being honest. There's not a whole lot. So I was on Safari. I did a couch sometimes.

Just in your room, it's more comfortable. Okay. Post my CPAT machines right there. So if I want to take nap nap, I just slip on the mask and. Okay. I've been sleeping great. I don't know what it is.

I've been sleeping fantastic. I don't know what it is. I've been sleeping fantastic. Deep, deep sleeps dream in all kinds of crazy stuff. It's been fun. I feel like I'm in like another world. Sounds riveting. I've really been remembering my dreams too. It reminds me, a couple of bones to pick with you. This is lady blouse.

This is like that sign felt when they get to Merve Griffin's that it's it's Kramer enumin They're like I switched to wax beans. I can barely tell the difference if I change the way Well, did you ever do it? I sweep sweep here. Did you ever do wax beans when you were I don't know what they are The gold ones gold yeah, they're gold you have green beans we were all cans when I was a kid. Yeah, no I don't know I don't know when we got fresh vegetables dude. I know I we still don't it was all cans when I was a kid. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know when we got fresh vegetables. Dude, I know. We still don't know.

It was all cans. You know this is the apocalypse at the full hell. You have to be a chef to have fresh green beans. No. No. The frozens are... For the casserole, yeah. She would break out the fresh ones.

Somebody had a die to get that shit. Yeah, I didn't see. East or Sunday or something. My mom's green bean, catnacy's green bean cast. Oh my God. Good stuff. This can. I love the cans.

They were canned beans. I think so. That's what every recipe calls for. Yeah, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who can? That's crazy. We would do, but you want to know the big rub.

The people, the fucking, the canned people, the ones going, these are the recipes. Use the canned ones. That's a, that's where it is. Oh, it's all big cans. That's big beans. They beans is in on that. That's a, that's where it is. Oh, it's all big cans. That's big beans. It's a beans as in on that. It was farmer.

Farmer couldn't read or write. That's the bean lobby. That's the green giant with the giant money. That's throughout, yeah. Is it a frozen or canned? And we did, we were on a big wax bean kick for a long time to the yellow ones. Dude, I remember.

A little bit of butter. Oh, no. Would you eat that when you were a kid or no? My mom is on paper, avidly not liking beans, so she never gave us beans. No, she has like beans beans, so she like green beans. Yeah, they different than the wax beans.

Yeah, wax beans look like green beans, but they're yellow. Oh, no. I don't like those now. What are you nuts? You serve me yellow green beans, buddy? It's in the name. What are you doing? Hey, yellow green beans buddy. It's in the name. What are you doing? Hey man, do you overcook these?

What the fuck, what are these from the moon? Nah, give me the ones out of the can. I know that. Oh, we used to love them. Wax beans, our canned potatoes, they were great. Oh, the little white balls. Woo! Those things are not your socks off.

We always did fresh taters. Bag of fresh taters always. As I mentioned, we did instant mashed potatoes for a long time. He makes snow out of that. No way. Just a box of dandruff. That's the thing. Put that on the train set. I get a vice and be getting into them and stuff. I get some last some yellow green beans in a box of lights, please. Dinner at the Foley House. Did I remember one time my dad, he had just moved, they got the voice, he had cooked dinner, and dude, he gave us these neon green beans, dude, these things.

And I like, I always said, I like a nice green bean. Well, they French cut, I like a French cut. They get those in the can, they're like all shredded up. These look like gay lich. They were cooked at Chernobyl, dude, and all three of us were like, dude, we're sitting like a half done house, everything's like still in boxes.

It's probably cold in shit. He threw out these fluorescent green beans. And I was like, no, it was one of the, it was like out of a sad movie. He's like, no one gets up. And dude, we, I was like, buddy, I got nothing but time. I'd rather die at this table than take,

roll the dicey and these plutonium beans. So I'm in my room. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Then take roll the dicey and these plutonium beans. So I'm in my room This guy can't be sure now. I just get out of the shower and I thought that I'd gotten stung by a B But I didn't it was a fly Bit me green head and what we're not down the shore. That's a bad apartment You got it. You're so reggae. I found them. More flies on the 10th floor. Yeah, they sneak into the windows because we don't have any screens on the windows. Sounds like a nice place. You push them out. Yeah, I got bit by like it was a regular fly. I'm dude. I thought I got stung by a B. That's how bad

it was. And I looked at him. He's just a regular fly. Bit to shit out of me. Okay. Have you ever anything? You got anything you started to solve because yeah, I got something I think that's pretty crazy it left a mark in everything. I didn't know flies could bite I know green heads can bite. That's a fly. This was a regular fly. There was no green on at all It's just a regular house like it to shit out Yeah, sex with his wife or something She kill his buddy is fucking seek conventions on you knows Crazy, uh-huh, we'll be right back

Yeah, I just got the You're a god damn one of the fucking you're a great professional bro. Guess you brought the fly to the table. Welcome back, gang. We're here for a family episode. As you know when you're when you sign up for the Patreon, they love it. They're on the air.

The screen just flies a lot. They're just green cut the fly vision. It's just like 30 of us. Did you kill the fly? I couldn't get them too fast. Yeah, he was too fast. I had to tie the towel with the perfect amount of water on it. That's great.

That's a great, that's an overlooked great weapon. Just snap the shit at you. I have to. And I know how to use one of those things from working in kitchens. You get me a bar rag, a clean bar rag with just a good amount of water on it. I will wealthy. Get at it. Yeah. At the first time I ever realized that I was in the bathroom and there was this fucking fly I couldn't get.

And I never see a comment. I couldn't get them in the house and then I closed the door to the bathroom and I was like, Tan and I heard that thing humming. He was, you know how they went, sometimes they're in the house for too long and they get real fast. Oh, dude, this thing was like a tarantula with wings.

He was, and man, I had a wet towel fresh out of the pool. That's when you're waiting to get all plum I literally close it up prime I closed the door said oh okay you ain't getting one of us is leaving this fucking plate turn the lights out Even up the score a little bit Yeah, I couldn't get him I a couple snap for then he got away. He was up at the top further crafty So now he's still in there. He's got to be dead by now. That was a few days ago. How long they live?

How long the flies live? A couple days, that's it. With all the nutrients you have in your blubber? 15, 20 years. I wonder if he did get a little piece of me. It hurt like hell. I mean, if he bit you, I'm sure. Is that what you're doing now?

The fucking flies are biting you. Trust anybody. At times like this this you know jeez Mosquito something like that I get but flies you got any intel on it Our internet does not seem to be functional. Yeah, Tuddy and it's goddamn bills jamming us to freak up Jammed up at the apartment to the game kept freezing on me. I was freaking out Folks would be about a month hey, dude month. I thought it was 24 hours. Folks, we were about a month. Hey, dude, I'm month.

I thought it was 24 hours. That's what I always heard. Holy shit. How they live? Damn, a year place, probably. Yeah, they can't get tiny gas masks on. No, they're just all off in themselves, dude. I think your parents' places are probably swimming in the vodka.

Did I tell you what Ryan D said when he came to help me clean up my place? Because I can't believe the cat hasn't left. Yeah, no. Yeah, I mean, on the Patreon, I wanted to do a full deep dive in his apartment, but we can't tell him we're coming. You can't anymore. It's butter, dude. I got stuff on the wall.

It's ganky. I got my pictures up in frames. It looks great in there. Look at the Ninja Turtles live in there. Video games and old pizza. Did you knock on the door, Toby pops out of a sewer? What's up, dudes? It's just down to your scavengers.

See, there were a big stick in the car. Pizza dudes got 30 seconds. All right, but this is the big man alluded to. This is a goddamn family episode. It is. And you know, when you sign up for the Patreon, we will answer your question on a year. We got a lot of submissions, DMs, emails,

but I got to tell you the Patreon gets the first crack out at their to homies. So what, let's get to it, you know what I mean? Please. All right, let's see, let's see, it's from Antonio, $10 homie never had one red. Is it garbage to be named after another family member who's alive that isn't your father?

Hmm, that's rough, I feel. Yeah. That's got to be a slap in the dad's face. Name the after them. You know what? Now, same name is different than being named after them. I think that's the same in context. No.

Well, people are named after the grandparents all the time. Yeah, I mean, that's when my grandfather. Yeah. But if it's an uncle saying a grandfather's a little different grandfather's like if you're named after like Your fucking brother-in-law or something that's tough Some of some guy who's married is a gym. That's a fucking tough look Yeah, you're bad. I said dad. I'd have to put my foot down Just fill it. There's filling out the birth certificate going. We're naming them after someone who made something to themselves Hopefully this name rubs off on them. I guess like I could name...

He's a successful lawyer. I could name my brother, my kid after my brother. I think that's okay. Yeah, no, that's cool. That makes sense after, you know, an uncle named after an uncle, but anything else is a little wonky. I always said, I have,

there's two cousin me and my other cousin Kevin Which I always thought was weird in the same family kind of that come about there's just so many of us There's not there's there's only so many so many Irish so many Irish dirtbag names you can choose from But yeah, there's only many Joe's can one family. Yeah, there is no there is no Joe's to be honest There's no Joe's in your family. No, I mean my stepfather was Joe, but that was a different family. No. Big with the Irish. Branden. A lot of, we have Brendan. Brendan's all right.

Brendan Dennis Sean Joe. Dennis, that's a good one. Liam Daniel. That's real Irish. Kevin Michael. Yeah. Your whole family is born with fucking Shamrock shoulder tattoos, dude.

No one has them. No one, it's has them. No one. It's so crazy. You would think. Celtic nod or something. Nothing. I mean, some people that married in got some real question out of them, Brendan.

Yeah, he gives them real questionable tattoos. That's another we have. We've had multiple people with the same Irish name move it. Like marry into the family. Jesus. Yeah. A bunch of only God can judge me running around. Oh, man. Yes. Jesus. Yeah. A bunch of only God can judge me running around.

Oh, man. Yes. Brother is okay. So if I look, okay, take me, say I had a kid. You can name him after your brother, I'll give you that. I can name him after my brother. I could give him my mother's last, my mother's maiden name as the first name.

That's a big Irish move. Yeah, we did that. We had a lot of that. We have that. Name's O'Leary O'Ryan. James O'Leary O'Ryan, Sullivan the third. Hey, don't pleasure to meet you. I got a cab you had on. Those were big in my family too.

Oh, Liri McMahon O'Reilly. That's like an Irish law firm. We ain't gonna get your money? I'll go down and I'll talk to them. But if I named, yeah, that's pretty big. If I named my kid after a cousin, or who's alive, that's weird. I feel like if you're gonna name it after a family member,

it's gotta go, your dad, if it's a boy, your dad or your brother. Any, and especially if your brother's still, you know, if you- That's what it's saying, they're still alive. If you pass for sure, that's how dirt bags on are each other, right? Get that, that means a lot. It's like the cousin or something, pass.

If you're cousin and pass, you're like, all right, I'm gonna name them James after my cousin, who I loved and- Jimmy! Jimmy! Sure. Jimbo. Yeah. But anything anything else I cause that's just a little dude to somebody I'll even go far as this. This is the I don't know if this is Irish guilt Catholic guilt dirt bag guilt whatever it is I would feel it would be disrespectful

If I didn't name my first born after my father or my brother, that was my plan. You know, of course I didn't get that. For the pod took off. Um, I'm gonna spit the bowl. Sure. Start pulling that shit now. It'll be a fucking problem. Um, he kissed that Christmas present goodbye.

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brother then me every time you get the balls getting off your limit your crib that's up to you you stink if the dog's name triple Where's like he has clammity? Where does Toby come from? They wanted I we talked about this they wanted to call me they wanted to call me Toby But they thought if I was gonna be like a business guy it looked dumb on a placker a door So fully were they wrong business guy, it looked dumb on a plack or a door. So fully were they wrong.

Business guy. Yeah, I wouldn't, and Toby, I wouldn't get anything from Toby. Toby would be not closing the deal. No, Toby's showing up late to the meeting. I close deals. I show up late to meetings. Yeah, but they were right with that foresight. If you're today, would just would have been Toby McMullan. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, I don't think so have been Toby McMullen. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I don't think so. Yeah, Thomas ain't much better though. Now, what are you talking about? Thomas is a strong, yeah. Has there been any president? Thomas McMullen law firm, Thomas McMullen accounting, Dr. Thomas McMullen. I'll tell you who's not doing my, uh, and the, and doskeby.

It's Toby McMullen. Yeah, Toby McMullen runs a sticker in Poreum. Yeah. You're not, you're not running the gas when I get my call in Oscar be. I'll tell you that. That's who is running the gas. You want a Toby little fucking, you want a Toby a little

heavy handed with the hot juice. I told you, I had to tell the guy when I got my angiogram. I had to tell him that tweaking up a little bit. Yeah, the tanks are dealing with a, dealing with a season vet here, but I ain't no a little bit. Yeah, the tanks are... You're dealing with a seasoned vet here. Buddy, I ain't no bubble gummer. Yeah, the tanks are light when I clock out. I brought my own. Any here.

That's a cute one. You pull out a three footer. Yeah. Dude, big balloon right before you go. Oh man, I saw a great video of this guy running around a music festival with balloons full of helium inside an ice ring. Yeah. That's a good time. You then got to give them the was it charging them because that first one's free. That's fun. What a day.

That's good clean fun. These dirt back in these are just off it. They just go. I get so mad. It's great. I would that was big back in the day. That was like my first foray into drug use balloon. Getting your hand to we would go to a party supply and just buy helium balloons for like a dollar or two dollars? Just huff them and we were like eight really. Yeah shout out to party land. Why? We're bored. They didn't fuck you up. No just made your voice high. Yeah, I mean if it was Jesus Christ even I didn't do that shit You never even smoking candy cigarettes and stuff.

We were do remember I think we talked that they had the candy the gum cigarettes obviously, but then they used to just sell fake eaters And they had like a little tin foil like red tin foil on the end of it They and they just blew smoke it wasn't candy. It wasn't gone. Oh, I know you thought I'm old Yeah, two packs and we go there. I get a pack of heaters and a couple of balloons for the boys. Sure And we would just hang out in a parking lot. I mean we looked like Look there we were tailgate and fish. There was the thin ones that were that were just candy They were almost like sweet sugar cane. Yeah They they're bubble gum one sucked. You got that first puff off with that first puff was good

Yeah, but then they had these fake fill up more somebody had to be behind those things they use those in like school plays a lot Yeah, I was that's so crazy what to have a school play with the kids just Yeah, that's insane doing 12 angry men. Yeah, what's going on here dude my high school didn't band smoking the year before I got there Like on campus eaters? Yeah. That's crazy. Oh yeah. We weren't allowed to have them on the property. So like, stand across the street like a dirt bag. No, I mean, you couldn't, we couldn't walk the school, but like, you would definitely

get in your car. If you had like a, if you're staying after you had like 10 minutes to get there, you could run down getting your car, fucking bust a loop, grab a heater and come in like, you smell like smoke. My mother smokes. She's the single mother with the hard shot. I have to flip. That's a flip line.

They took them into the smell of it into the principles off. See, because my mother, they go, you smell like smoke, because my mother smokes. That's all right. All right. Let's see here. $10 hogey shout out, which is a new name I love. Shout out to the $10 hogeys. Is it garbage at the first time

you meet your wife's extended family? One of her cousins only ask you questions about the size of your hog because of how tall you are. That's pretty good. You show up to fucking a birthday party. I was like, you gotta be so young. You probably, you're a fucking piece on you Look at this. Oh, They got I assumed it was a chick like I get over here. Let me take a look at that thing

The family's tradition you got to bust it out new guys got a show is step right over here young man young man. He said he has his paintfully average. Man, usually see, can you dunk her? You know, something like that. I'm probably got a cock on you. Don't you? I was just going, now the height makes it worse, actually. proportionally, it looks smaller than the average guy walking around the neighborhood. You would be great. On me, it's a tragedy. It's tough. Oh, yeah, that is, that is a short dirt bag sign to a bunch.

Anybody tall gets put into a new environment where there's no tall people. The laundry list of fucking boats. I'm on ask my buddy, my buddy, every single time I blow you out there, you. She smoked. Every time she said, did you get taller every single time, every single time? That was a big thing too between like, uh, junior high, especially when everybody's like hitting puberty and stuff. Uh-huh.

Parents love gauging how much you grew. If you hadn't seen someone in like, three, six months or over the summer, you must have shot up about three feet. What are they feeding you? I think I got a bunch of dad jokes for you. What's that thing going on? You know, well, we hit the pools, he lets up. All right, let's see here.

This is from a dirty sock. Is it garbage if your brother is dating your girlfriend's mom? Is it garbage if your brother is dating your girlfriend's mom? How much older is your brother Rob it says it's West Virginia, so probably not that much. It's either it's a younger mom Who knows though? West Virginia is its own things are a little different these days though All right say okay, say you're in high school your date to grow to 17. Mm-hmm. You got a brother that's 24 25 school. You're dating girl at 17. You got a brother that's 24, 25. And maybe the 32 maybe the mom now 32 at 17. How it looks a difference. Let's say 20. She's

37. Okay. All right. Let's say you had she had the kid when she was 20. You know, it's kind of a thing now. Maybe in the video you're watching. What do you talk? You're really spinning the, you're really pushing this on us. That's kind of a thing I'm into right now. Those cougars are out there. What are you talking about?

That's why I live in their lives, baby. They're not waiting. I assume it's a coup. They're having a good time. I tell you what? Goddamn it, God bless them. I assume it's a coup, sitch. They got going on over there

Which I'm fine with but it's just like the awkwardness to me is too much No awkward what awkward what's awkward? What's awkward? That's got to be awkward for the girl to be like your brothers having sex with my mom sure? I'll give you that okay, so yeah, that's the awkwardness fair enough Yeah, the bruh, the two kids who cares. High fives all day. It's all fun to games me. Look at about taking over families, fully infiltrated,

probably on the goddamn will. Now, as you're the ex-husband or the father, you probably don't like that too much. Yeah, that's gotta be a kick in the wiener. Mm-hmm. So maybe he's dating some young brud. He's doing his thing. Well, bias, everybody's happy.

There you go. Bias, that's a little allowed. Unfortunately with the what do you mean? The standards and practices of society. I've got what I'm saying that shit's all switched up now. I don't think it's definitely mom has got to have her fun too. I'm not in baby boy. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying she does it right.

I'm not saying she doesn't. I'm just saying. You see that movie? Not what? She does it right. I'm not saying she doesn't, I'm just saying. You ever see that movie? Not. What? Go home immediately and do yourself a favor and put on baby boy. Fantastic, Bill.

Classic. There's a spot in Chicago with a bunch of downtown. It's called the Viagra Triangle. It's this one section where rush intersects with another street. This is Triangle of Bars where all these business dudes hang out, right? And the amount of times my boys would be like,

we're going to the Viagra Triangle, we're getting some coogers. I think it would come back striking out with 40-year-old ladies, dude. Oh, yeah. A bunch of fucking open-micro bike missions. You're like, holy man. I do it in fucking Gap button,

wrinkly Gap button down. Sure. They're sharing. They're going to the bathroom coming out, is that it? Sorry. Excuse me. Yeah, they're sharing. They're going to the bathroom coming out. Sorry. Excuse me. Yeah, they ain't the way that works. Yeah.

You always talk, baby. Yeah, you always think you're, there's, there's only someone better, if you're like, how are we going here? These, these, these, these, these, these, you're going to laugh us up. It's like, nah, there's way better looking, way more successful, cooler dudes. Oh, always. Yeah. Never thought I had a shot No, yeah, I want to check out my aluminum out front

It's a 96 me my brother me my brother's Sharon Yeah, I pull up in the Dodge 600 turbo with the dent in the door. Yeah, look at the clothes I never had anything cool the Get the passenger door open. You got to climb through the driver's side. This thing is roof is hanging down. Yeah, I get to felt things. Sorry about that. This is my beater.

There's a staple gun around here somewhere. Keep balloons in here to keep it up. Yeah, I never, I never had anything. That's a very whimsical solution, Hank. Well, oh, balloons. You're supposed to keep your hands on. I'm on my win-win party after this. Keep an eye on your good time.

They're filled with you if you want a rip one. It's up to you. I think I got some fake Ziggs later. Ilana, come back to my place. You can be her often. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, I never had anything cool that would like,

I never had a nice call. Like, nothing, I had no external assets. Now, to make me in a better position. Now, to try to close a deal. I had never had a cool place, never had a cool car, never had a cool wardrobe, never, I mean, it was a fat piece of shit. I never liked, there was nothing of like, I can just throw on it. They were like, you're good looking friends, would be doing shit like that. He models in the summer or something like that. He'd go in there,

and you know, pull on older, brought up. Yeah, it wasn't the same for me. I was there to fix the ice machine. It's my brother Kevin. Hey, it's, I'll be over here. Man, I'm here to fix the HVAC and provide disappointing sense. You can do both of those. I remember one time, me and my buddy were at, like, we were hanging out with this girl that he was like friends with and we all ended up back at her place hanging out, whatever, drinking, and it was like, you know,

which one was going to try to like make the move or whatever? And it was clearly him. So I just sat there on the couch. Oh, God. He was my ride home. Fucking sitting there playing with a dog. I get it idiot. You're you're fighting over a bone. You got the other end of the rope. I was embarrassing. Yeah, but he was like a tall good looking. I know. Yeah, I know. I know.

And I was me. I never even wanted to do like this you have a friend because I'm like she's She have a friend who looks like me Hey quick do your hair real quick I got a four over here's bruise who's breathing out of his mouth He was lettuce on your shirt I'm not sure if you're sure if you're got a big-to-go coffee in your hand. Yeah, you're on creamer here. Oh, man. You kids have fun? I'll be with the dogs.

Oh, thank God, man. She had no TV either. I was just sitting there looking at her and soul. He got a book. I got it. You guys should have described it in that geos. I'm reading 50 shades of graph. I was just sitting there looking at the whole book. You guys have described in that geos reading 50 shades of gray and I'll chubbed up. Oh man, that's all right.

All right, let's see here. This is from Disappointing Sound. Is it garbage if you leave to smoke a sig right before the check comes, my mother-in-law is a master at it and has never paid once. It's crazy. I mean, if we know a guy, who that pulls a similar move, but not related to the check. Huh, yeah.

Like to disappear. Oh, Mr. McMuffins. Yes, it was you, Thomas. Thomas, that's a Toby move. Thomas stays in, Thomas stays in, pick up, picks up the check. Does anybody really do that? Like, is that really why she gets up? I'm sure.

I mean, I would feel like such a like it. I think well here's my thing I think if you just embrace that and you own it and you go this is the kind of person I am I don't have any ship some people just don't have that's a point of shame, but I always assume that okay say The three of us went out Together, uh-huh. Okay. You got the birds and all that kind of stuff. We all go out. Toby picks up to check one time.

You pick up to check one time. I don't pick up to check. I run, I go to the bathroom and pretend to be, you know, having a smoke or whatever. Sure. The next time we go out, wouldn't you be at, like, how long can you get away with that? She gets up and goes, catches it.

Well, here, all right. So it's the mother-in-law. So I assume it's him but she's not paying I know but I mean at every time you'd even look to be like grab fucking make you know make a grab for it Make a move. I don't know a situation. I got one out of every 50 I don't know a situation where the mother-in-law would be expected to pay at at a dinner Do you? No, but I think the fact that she gets up every time right before the check comes.

He should tell it, listen, you don't gotta pay, hang out. No, but I do, as, also you have to step outside of this and live in the world where you are really crazy. Me? That would bother you at some point. It for sure, I just, like, yeah, sure in a perfect thing, Yeah, your mother will never pay But the act of like never even reaching once nothing. The fact you're gonna lie and go, I gotta go. This is

Perfect time for a guy I get that would bother me a guy I get I thought we were past those societal norms of men and women. I just said everybody was fucking Still pay for a lady's dinner everybody was fucking. I was. Still pay for a lady's dinner. I'm just saying moms are allowed to get theirs. I mean, you know, you know, for daddy. I'm a god damn gentleman after all.

It's short. No, I, but I, I, I do get the, the blatant, I, I think what would bother me in this situation is that the person, man, woman, whoever, doesn't matter, thinks they're getting away with it. Ah, that's what would bother me. Like, you think I don't know what the fuck you're doing here, lady? Have the check waiting that they're

seat when they come back. Yeah, oh, yeah, it's for you. Oh, no, we haven't squared up yet. Do you have your card? And also, too, she thinks I would assume it's the mother-in-law. She thinks she's doing it because there is no next time. She's always probably the fifth wheel. So everybody gets just gets collected.

You know what I mean? She just keeps getting swept onto the road. She's like a kid, which hey, I respect. And I respect this game. If that's the game you want to run, I got to go catch a heater. I'm with it. I like the hustle.

Yeah, I got to, you know, I got to. I would be more grossed out. And I don't know if I know in the past, I have going out to smoke in between the meal is gross. I've said, you said this is fine. Yeah, no, I've always been, I've turned on it. I come from a long line of smokers and no one ever left the,

once they stop smoking, dooring, you can stop smoking at the table. You never left the table to go catch a heater. But you know what was nice back in the day before the table was ready If the if the party was at the bar. I got a Shirley T in my hand relaxing a little bit chilling, you know And then maybe some ants or some uncles as the okay the tables right That yeah, that's different. Oh, we're gonna pop out you go get seated and you show up to the table just

Reacon I don't know how we did it God's think I was I do it. I was like I said pre-disposed to be a fucking guy on heaters every male in my life smoke Sigs at the table and the call like Trish show if you smoke your kids are gonna smoke right? There's one of the chicken you look up the the the the numbers on that it's no good and ain't good If you're a smoker your kids are gonna smoke man, that's no way no That's really I know a lot of a lot of people my family hide it from their kids. Oh, which I respect I respect it Uh-huh, plus it makes a little funner

Yeah, go out there. Yeah, you do that you do the hands Scumpatties gonna see us are duck me on work vans and shit in the driveway. I'm like, I'm rolling under a suburban. It's taking a trash out. Yep, teenagers are much more likely to smoke and be dependent on nicotine if parents are dependent on nicotine. Hit me up!

Yeah, none of that. Yeah, you gotta hide it from the kids out. You should, first of all, you should get off the eaters. They're not good, myself included. I feel like we used to hide a lot more from the kids. That's how you did it. Now, everybody's talking in front of the kids about things that are going on, all that kind of stuff

to never regurgitate and then shit. Yeah, hide it from the kids. Mm-hmm. Pull Simon, it's one of the lyrics. That's true, I was talking to like an eight year old the other day, and he was telling me that everybody's banging coolgers these days. She got the internet this year.

It's wild. Hey, sorry, get those ones going on. It's wild. Sorry, kid, those are going on. It's up to date on current affairs. All right, let's see here. All right, this is from Fred, $10 home in here, never had one red. Is a garbage of trade a big container of orange chicken for an eighth of weed after you finish your shift

at Panda Express? That is such a good trade dude. My plug played ball he said. So he's trading. He's working at Panda Express, right? He is running the risk of maybe getting knocked. Did you take it on trade that you didn't know? I'm sure you're allowed to take something.

I understand, I'm just saying. And let me tell you something at Panda Express, ain't no fucking joke. I don't think I ever had it. Woo! The... licious. Are they...

I feel like they just got popular. They're in the malls. Nah, they've been popular for a while. Real but some big food was a big food court thing. Our food courts were always like the teriyaki crazy or something. They were moving in. They were, no, but these were... They were organized.

The ones they were stand alone. All the Asian ones in our malls were stand alone. They were no, but these are organized. The ones they were standing alone. All the, all the Asian ones in our malls were standing. There was no like corporate. And what I'm telling you is that they started to move in. Yeah, I'm just saying I never, I understand what you're saying. I'm just saying I never, I never seen, I never had the opportunity really. Plus I always thought that they were more high-end, weren't they?

Panda Express? No? No. Not like an animal. Not like a Benny Hanna. No, you're stopped. The chicken's good. No, you're thinking of what PF change? Ah, yeah, same thing.

Yeah, the express is like a takeout. I was like, I had any answer. Panda Express is good though. It is, but it's just pure sugar. Sure. It's just chicken nuggets with sugar. Yeah. Let's get some.

I mean, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying. 33 years old, I get a tail, we pitter rent. What are you nuts? Yeah, it's goddamn rated sugar. Yeah, no, PF Changs is a, I mean, that might as well be fucking. Yeah, the, you know, prime minister of China's place,

that place fucking seem fucking, oh, you're eating, you're pulling up with the little American flags on your car. The delegate from fucking Bozo lands here. Got a heater, but right in, stall him for me, wait, sir, you can't park here. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm been more into wrestling as a kid. WWF it was the height of WCWWF Monday night Rawl and I guess it was Nitro maybe they had Mondays and then Wednesday Thursday I think and the WrestleMania's whoo man was huge big deal. Stone Cold Steve Austin Hulk was still banging Hulk was in WCW wasn't he? He started WF then he went to the and I think I won't probably start it in WF. I know that. Yeah. That was a huge hole. I was I was in Hulk, a mania as it happened. He then went to WCW and came Hollywood Hollywood. Yeah. He turned heel a little bit. He came made the black beard and that was NWO. Uh, yeah, New World Order. Whoo. Shout out to the Wolfpack. The X, everybody. I was like, that was stupid.

We went bad. It was stupid. We were in sixth grade when Suck It came out. Oh, man. Whoo, dude. Fucking telling teeters, hey, Kevin, sit down. Suck it. I hit him with it.

Dude, sweet. Man, that lasted for about three days before they got on that. And then you weren't a lot of do this, right? This was suck it. But you could do this because you were like, you could do that was the the generation X. I was like, I'm doing my, then they called winded out

and they were like, yeah, I know more gang symbols. I tell you when I was in fourth grade that I, I did that to, to the class, I grabbed my crotch and then they told patty on me. I've had to have told you this. No, yeah. You know, I'm talking about, oh, dude, it was, what I grabbed you a little one there. I want you to get over here and I'll grab it.

But dude, I was big that hoggy. I did that. They were like, all right, you're going to the principal's office. He got me outside. She's like, I swear to God, you do one more thing today. I'm taking it. I'm calling your mother. I answer a couple periods later, we were doing the jump in the hallway where you hit the drop ceilings and like knocked them out of place. Got busted for that. Call when I get home from school. She's like you were hitting drop ceilings in school Whatever, I'm sorry whatever I got trouble Hours go by dinner

Maybe an episode of moon lighting. I'm upstairs getting in my tubby I don't know where it comes up in waterboard. Yeah Dude, I'm completely naked about to get into the tub the door gets kicked open patty grabs your crotch is like and whoever taught you this I don't ever want to see him in the house again the worst night ever man your mom grabbing on her hoo ha yikes what a fucking scene man Oh man, boom. I can buy them. I haven't been hard since. I'm powder killed. That's about to do my business in the top two. And the candles go in and everything.

Comes in and jams me up. Woo. I told you about it. Oh yeah. Never bought a championship belt because those aren't bought. Those aren't. Those aren't. We would buy them like there was like the toy version You could get for like you know 15 bucks or whatever then there was like the higher end like actual metal or something But we I mean we were also like I think this was like fourth grade when fucking stone cold Steve Austin

They had to have plastic once you could buy toys. I'm saying Yeah, they were like 14 bucks or you know 19 bucks or whatever So like everybody had one of those buddies in the face with it Coming off the turn style with it We were big Shout out to crying Ryan. That was my name. I got I got was my move. I got son that a being a wrestling fan How pulled up to like fourth grade North Carolina all the all the other kids are talking about wrestling I was like, I'll watch I watch one night came back the next day and I was like oh man That was crazy that stone cold Steve angles the man. Oh my

Some kids some kid was like you went no real wrestling fan Stone Cold Steveangs. Toby's watching college wrestling Hi, oh really gave it the Penn State yesterday. Some Hillbilly really put me in my place. Watching the Olympics. You guys want to practice fireman's killings? Dork. Yeah, folding chair to your face. That's why I probably way you got sent up to that school. Got you added. We had I. What was your public? What was your public school would have been like down there? Probably great. Oh real bad lot of math. Yeah. Wow sounds pretty cool me. I said no wrestling deck. Good work if you can get it.

There was the year so I was big in a wrestling and then like this had to be like third, fourth grade or whatever, whatever. And there was a, man, it's tough to put into words. You know how like, you go over to your friend's house who was like, it was a drive away. It wasn't my neighborhood. It was like, I'd have to get dropped off in my buddy's house. And he had such a tight neighborhood of people, right?

Like there was like, older, there was kids that were like, and they all co-mingled. God, real well, mine didn't, because like, my street was like added onto my neighborhood God, real well. Mine didn't, because like, my street was like added onto my neighborhood. You were that kid? What?

You were that kid that showed up? Well, no, we were good all, yeah. All through like up until about 10, and then it was all kids my brothers ate, so they got all older, you know what I mean? Like, I thought flip and pat lived in your neighborhood, though. No, I'd go to their neighborhood. My neighborhood didn't have kids my age.

At one point they did But then like it all just kind of phased out. That sucks. I know that's a weird. Um, we had townline. We had fucking everybody. Yeah, they'd come to us Even even the nicer neighborhood. Yeah, so you're in a fucking Townhouse community. You're in there like fucking rats Probably nine guys the nine families do a house in there. No shit. It's a good time. Parents are fucking, you know, probably practice in the wrestling moves and stuff. No one's watching you guys. There was easily 50 kids from, let's say, fourth grade to 12th grade. It was awesome. Um, one moment in, in my, uh, in my, my wrestling bit, uh,

change forever, how I see wrestling. It was like fun, you're like, oh, it's just cool, it's fake, but kind of real, you know, it's still, this is way pre-internet, so you're like, what is real, what is, you know, all that kind of stuff, there was no, the bubble hadn't nationally burst yet, you know what I mean? Still real to me, man.

Still real to me, there's guys around there. I love when you think, call someone on it there. You think this is fake and they fucking sucker punch them the reporter whatever Is this feel fake? But there was it so one of the there was a group of us my age and then a couple years older was my buddy's brother and like his crew You know, I mean put you're all within like three years of each other whatever, okay, and then there was an older guy Mark who was a little just rubbed, just a weird guy. We were all like skateboarding, playing sports.

How old you? 10, he's probably 17, 18. And he would just come out, he lived like on the side of the street, so we would come out and just like talk to us or whatever. Nothing like weird, just like, and he's like, guys, listen. There was like a date line NBC NBC like expose on wrestling that night. And he's like, I don't want anybody. Like came out like, we were in like a semi-circle.

He's like, everybody gather. No one watch this. It's gonna pop the bubble. It's gonna take away what we love. And I was like, buddy, you are into this way. Dude, when you go get laid or something, fucking out here talking to, out here talking to children about wrestling,

buddy, what the fuck? Go fucking, go look at porn, go get a nudie mag. So you get that job at the grocery store? Yeah, what the, kick rocks, dude. I remember being like, I was like, okay, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm gonna pass me a light. I'm fucking out of here. Here, homage and date line. Yeah, I got a coffee. Yeah, it was just one of those kids where you're like, the house looked different than the rest of the street. Like, there was something off.

Uncapped. Uncapped just socially. Everything, there was something a little off about that, how everybody knew it. The kind of house that cut their own grass, but did it really bad. Did it shitty? Yeah.

Like, once every three weeks and didn't get the trimmer out Oh, they were just running and gunning Even looked even worse. I know it's got it all grown up with a dandy lines dude. Thank you for vacation Yeah, it was one of the I remember how's like oh man I was like I can never fully get it. I was like I never want to be that guy So I have to stop believing that this is real now I never want to be calling the fucking neighborhood kids over to talk though. Hey, do you see do you see stone cold? There's a All right, this is from Dalton never have one red is a garbage if your dad was the customer of the customer of the month

Six months in a row at Renaissance Center simply for pain his bill on time every month They used to take his picture and hang it up on the behind the register to show all the other dirt bags what King dirt bag was. Love you, couch. That's one thing I've never full, and we've talked about it. I've never fully understood. You never went in there?

I don't think so. Never went in there? Uh-uh, we did. I don't understand it. I mean, like our furniture was it. We had the same catches for like well over a decade. Like my whole childhood, they were the same couches. And then when I probably like junior high or something,

maybe even high school, she got no, like I'm not sitting here from a place of like, we had nice furniture, but that never, rent a couch, don't ever make sense to nobody we went in there. I'll never forget it was a Saturday afternoon We went in there to look for an entertainment center. I don't know if they were just checking out what was available They're like bullies you know was nine grand You haven't paid off that lazy boy yet. I New even as I was probably 11 or 12 I knew there was something wrong

Walkin in that why because everybody's missing fingers I'm not the quit school and get a job Stirner in in my yeah y'all higher I was like uh, we're jammed up mom we're jammed up, baby. What's a couch go for? Couldn't like the rent can you look that up? Like I don't I would it's like a couple bucks a month. It's for people. Box. No. It's for people who don't have Liquid cash and or credit cards, right? I don't know What is redness? Are they still in business? Yeah, they're boom and check. Check pumps them. You read the center pretty sure

We doesn't that's ring cameras. No, check, pump them. Redis Center? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's ring cameras. No, hop a John's too. What do you got T-bone? Give me one second, there. Ah! Renaissance provides new and used brand name furniture appliances, computers electronics for brands such as, okay. As part of the rent to own business model,

Renaissance generally makes items available with small initial payments and no long-term obligations. So what does that mean? You just bring it back? I think they take it back. You still have pain. I don't think it's return necessary. I think it's taken.

Rent to own, I guess I kind of get, but they have like way fair now, you can just do payment plans. Yes. Yeah. So I figured they'd be eating their business. Anywhere from 20 to 40 bucks a week. A week?

A week? That's how they do it a week. Oh yeah, a week. A week. That's nuts. Man. Yikes. That's a bad news.

It's a real good way to pay 18 grand for a couch. Yeah, right? That's too grand a year. How much is it, give me, how much is a couch. Yeah, right? That's too great in the year. How much is it? Give me how much is it? Couch your Rana Center. That's why I told you. No, does it say the total price? Are you just keep doing that? I don't know. The price probably do that forever. Whatever. Like what's the, what's the whatever till you own it? 99 payments of 34 99 a week will get you a signature design Ashley Bellenslow Three-piece sectional with chase lounge. Okay, that's probably not that bad because you say it's a hundred that comes out to four grand, right

39 bucks times a hundred is 39 hundred dollars. Yeah, it's 34 Hyundai total cost down 34 hundred Same as cash but the cat but they're saying the cash price is 1500. So you're gonna pay double if you rent. Hmm. So that's only 1500 and they're charging you 32. Man, this country gets you a common going. People are already jammed up. You're jamming them up for good too.

And also, I'm pretty sure a rent center doesn't build your credit. No? Yeah. I don't think it only heard, like you're not like, well, I've made every payment, I've missed a payment. It don't affect us. So it's a couch is not an accent.

Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. I guess you gotta do it if you gotta do it, but like I would argue like, there's got, go to Craigslist, I'm buying a $200 account. They didn't have that shit. We want Yeah, it's fucked up. I guess you gotta do it if you gotta do it, but like I would argue like, there's got, go to Craigslist, I'm buying a $200 account. They didn't have that shit, we wanna go to Craigslist. I get, I get, they- We were jammed up, penny saver then.

I get then, but you know, he's something, the classifies, people are moving, people used to move, there's classifies before Craigslist. The neighbor go to drive to a fucking garage sale. But I don't, I mean, that's's crazy. They're looking for an entertainment center. I'm getting a little work done. He's sitting around. He's too much slackin over here. Let's go. I don't know. We had one we had one entertainment center. My dad got that was way too big for the first apartment We were living in our townhouse. We were like he got Man, and we moved that thing for he probably still has it for 25 years dude everywhere

We every time he moved which was a lot by the way fucking load and hump and that thing in the back of a pickup truck Yeah, we had a sweet one Big TV put in there We had the TV then these two up here were glass. Oh, he had like the two. Put those glass doors in my dad after like nine cores lights. I felt like a laser freaking out. Yeah. Um, then we had the toothy end. We had like the VHS, the whole nine as CD player in there. Dog, I have been dying to get my hands on an old school,

like CRT, Square TV, and a VHS player, just because I want to see what the quality was like. It was like, yeah. Because it was like a money theater in my head. Put your videos on. Psycho, a little lost at sea. Gold score. You want like top gun and stuff?

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