Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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this April. Get them tickies. Come hang with the boys. I forgot to mention something in your intro. Uh oh. Also, goes along with the episode, former counterman at the flagship store in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania from Macy's department store. I was a haberdasher, sure. At the Wanamaker Building. At the Wanamaker Building. That's it, doesn't get any bigger than that. Third floor, menswear.

It does get a little bigger than that. Where? Bloomingdale's, King of Prussia Mall, fragrance model. I would push back on that. Winner in 96, how you doing? No, okay, first of all, you were a seasonal employee, that's trash, okay? I was full-time, dog. Yeah, they brought me here dog. Yeah, I was banging in the summertime. I was a model

You were you you you you're the fat guy you had a probably had a slice of sparrow underneath the red Yeah at that point I was going to fuck you know I was going to Quiznos getting that chicken Run it through again Getting like those the first time it had like real tangy sauce on a First time I saw an assembly line to make a sandwich that thing was wild It was like it not a chicken pesto pawn. It was something like that man wasn't a kale salad Couple two-three heaters I'd go back and sell you to sell you the shit out of a pair of fucking Nike swim trunks. A little bit of brownie on the corner of your lips.

Yeah, I was a big retail man. Everybody knows that. My days at Macy's. I was a model. Stop saying that. I was a fragrance model. Okay. At Bloomingdale's.

What do you want me to do? Blow you? What do you want from me, guy guy You would have wanted to back then Brits as he walked by hello. Hey, no all black my aunt Jill got me the job She ran the makeup counter up there. I love those ladies I love walking through at the perfume department at a department. I hate it because Makes me I talk about it all the time on the show. I loved it. Yeah, hell of a person people would recognize That's not recognizing you that's bumping into yet recognize

See this is what you do people recognize this is You're the kid that shit his pants at the pizza. No no I can shit my pants this this what I was different This was peak. I'm not Ross. I not probably about a buck sixty nine bucks seventy seventy one. I'm not saying you were I'm not cutting off I'm not saying you weren't in shape, but There were people you knew you would see yeah Recognizes means I that guy's been on TV before that ain't all wasn't you I get a wrecking I see man You've be your delusional. There's a modeling gig I tried to parlay it'd be one thing if people recognized you from the modeling gig in school Oh, you're the guy who sprayed my mom in the eyes with with curve

He has her pump and fucking knockoffs Made my dog sick I'm selling dupes I'm selling dupes. Made my dog I do I have some sad news what the Macy's at the Wandermaker building will be closing down I heard I heard this month Wow someone messaged me no more light show at Christmas. I gotta go back. I'm doing give a big speech Do it for three Sandwiches and if Raj from Quiznos was here He would tell you the same thing it

was like a chicken bacon oh man whatever it was had mushrooms on that and like the mushy's I told him I was allergic get out of here some fancy name like Monterey something I ain't never seen before thousand island kippy that there was a bar champs right across the street in that Marriott I'd go in there and get my chicken tenders and sure and diet coke pick up a bunch of chicks after your Sighs my dad's suit. I gotta wear a suit every day where my dad's suit I bet your dogs were barking towards the end that I'd chosen thousand day Did you know they might as well buried me? I was in my dad's suit and Danny's old shoes as well buried me I was in my dead suit and Danny's old shoes ready for the funeral talk about a goodwill kid Jesus all the undertake would have to do is

trim those eyebrows you'd be all right so we could close the door they're popping out he's trying to close the door man I would suck dying in the suit you're buried in. They just rolled me right dude I never told you this. I had to work till 8 15. I think they closed at 8. I had to work till 8 15. When was this run? We're talking about retail. We're talking retail. That's how you move product. D Well lighting and cheap fabric. What was this run? What do you mean run when you when did you work there? When were you employed? This is in college my brother was in the my brother got me the job That's what dirt as you know, that's what dirt bags do one gets in and he opens the door for the other

He was in the manager program like like that the manager program at Bloomingdale or whatever. Of course. Now if I had, if you had to define diminishing returns, the elder Ryan is a superior model to what I look across the table at every day. Good looking kid. Sharp guy, good looking kid. He should be a young guy working there What was I as a young guy working there quiz knows? Okay, that's a fine establishment Sure, you sure did bacon bits on it Probably all the clothes were dirty that I wore down where I've worked five to eight fifteen when was this run

Were you in college as in college you were in college? Yeah, so you would be in college. You'd go work in the city. Yeah Would you be showing up late the parties with like your tie on I Wouldn't call them parties, but I did freak when. I was hot. I don't like Tom McCann souls I Would go I did show up to a couple of spots whoa I remember one kid was like you look at we're out front smoking a thing and I did my head I was a very no haircut haircut kind of guy And my buddy Patty not Pat not not Pat of Pat fame another Pat And my buddy patty not bad not not pad of Pat fame another pat

Was like you look good. May we do something with that hair cuz it's just like he's like just brushing aside do something Put a little product in there guys down there selling ties like Boris Johnson Nothing on that Former Prime Minister. Yeah very yes very very very Boris Johnson-esque. So you worked there. I worked there in college I would probably say my junior and senior year maybe or June. Through the summer or would it only be when you were in school? Through the summer I think I might only work there a year so it's probably like September till like a little bit in the summer and then I'd have to drive down there because then I wouldn't live down there in the summer

Right, so I'd live in fucking I'd live in box at my at my mom's house and I would dry I would take her that was when I was in the bravada I would drive her bravada down. I have to pay for parking. I was like 25 bucks. I was making you know, I I have to pay for parking. That was like 25 bucks. I was making, you know, I don't know, 70 bucks a day. Between that and the Quiznos, I'm out of cash. For the folks that aren't familiar, it's in a very nice, historic building in Center City, Philadelphia called the

Wanamaker Building, John Wanamaker. Wanamaker was an old department store. Macy's bought them out, whatever. You know, things go. Listen to that. It's a nice place. It was a beautiful building. Yeah, it still is Whatever. You know, things go. Listen that. It's a nice place. It was beautiful building. Yeah, it still is. They do the Christmas things there. That was when you really wanted to put a gun in your mouth.

Hey, alright, hold on. Let me, let me. Man, they do the Christmas show every hour on the 15th. So it'd be like, well, over one-fifteen, two-fifth, and these fucking mouth. What time is so coming? Little kid shitting himself. Lady, you wouldn't know a Van Hues in if it hits you in the face. Get out of here. You think you're Alfani material. So you didn't. That's funny.

You didn't have a mall to go wander around. You had to go to the street to get your nourishment. Yeah. Huh. But that was good because you're just out right outside. But then you're just in the streets of Philadelphia. You're just fucking you're catching heaters just fucking, fighting the zombies. So here, let me put this, before we get into it, this came in from Sean. This just goes, I think, to sum up,

because you were never a retail man. I mean, you were, your modeling career, obviously, I don't wanna, but that's more entertainment business, that's not retail. I was paid as an actor, you know, you know how delusional I am, I thought. Yes, I do. Thanks for checking in you know, you know, you know how delusional I am. I thought yes I do Thanks for thanks for checking in with me though after five years. So this is this is winter break

I think either it would have had to been my freshman year after my freshman year of college Or in in the middle of my freshman year or middle of my sophomore year of college I Was hired as I was paid as an actor I believe. If I'm not mistaken, or talent or something like that. The only job that I had, I just had to stand there and hand out cards and spray people and talk people up about CKB

and I'd be in different places in the store. So you never worked retail? No. That's not retail. That's modeling. That's fashion, that's high fashion. I come sure I thought that I was gonna get points. What year did you go to Paris? Walk the runway break it What year what year was that Anna Wintour screwed me out of that gig how many she said I was too good-looking She wanted me embarrassed in the French models. How many I thought I was too good-looking she wanted me embarrassed in the French models how many? Secret models did you date that I was teamed up with this dime piece?

Uh-huh, I don't ever happen to her I lost touch with her. She still has all her teeth I bet unlike some people at the table Sir if I spread this cold on me, I'm gonna lose all my teeth like you I had my teeth back then I've been taking a lot of heat about my teeth and my tongue and my face not a job of what references give you overall well-being I thought I was gonna get sag credit for it I swear to God I mean you are an all-time poser I thought that was the start of I thought that's is that this is that you get the Milan can film festival Thought I was gonna be so you just got a set of cans doing H with Kate Moss Johnny Depp hanging out

smoking cigarettes like this Sunday's went back to Widener and flunked out. I Don't need this. I'm in fashion. I worked at West Coast video my senior year of high school Okay, that was my retail. I wasn't good with the... I would argue that's more customer. That's not retail. You're not really selling.

That's retail? I'm not listening. Hey, we're paying wholesale prices, I can tell you that. Sure. That is more customer. You're not selling. You're renting. Landscaper, waiter, laborer.

So just say no. Why can't you just say no to the question? This is crazy. We did sell at West Coast Video. You were able to not just rent, you could buy. I'm aware of that, but nobody was getting it. Retail purchase, right? Luke?

30 videos? Can't return those. I'm just saying you weren't in the shit, man. No, okay As very eloquently put this is from Sean I know we hear a lot about the perils of restaurant workers often on the show rightfully so yes But I worked at an FYE while in high school slash college 08 to 2012 And I think people forget about the trenches of mall retail workers we're in on any given Friday night. God love you.

I'm 33 and still have a group chat with four of the people I worked with back then. And every once in a while someone will bring up repressed memories like a Vietnam flashback. For reference, I was also active duty military and the vibe of both group chats are unnervingly similar at times. I get it, man. There is like, I remember at Macy's, I didn't know retail. I had never worked retail like that, I don't think. Were you selling? I was cashier on the floor. I understand that, but would you go and help people?

Hey, this shirt, I want to wear this with this. Would you be selling? Did you get commission? No, commission. I was making $8 an hour. Jesus. $8.15 an hour. So you had no motivation to help people,

or like, you know, hey, why don't you get the shoes too, or get this, or whatever? No. I thought that's how that worked. No, I think the suit people got commission. Like, the problem, if you're selling suits, you're moving units, you're moving DK and Y, you're moving.

Wait, you weren't standing behind the counter. You were walking around in your, what were you, inirts, socks, shoes? I was in men's activewear. I was in charge of. Activewear? I was in charge of dungarees. Would you fold and put back on the shelf?

You're not just standing behind. You're not just. You're behind. No. Yeah, you're but listen, this guy's never worked retail. Let me explain. Would you gift wrap? Let me explain something.

Didn't I go up on the third floor to gift wrap it for you for free to show them the receipt. I could never do those curls. I'd see my mom do that. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, no, we didn't do anything. We had a circle sign and say that was the big thing. So all these major big box retailers want information from, you know, from the customer. Here we go.

So you had to put so hold on I worked I worked at Macy's in Center City Philadelphia probably 2007 eight ish probably 2008 right and right before you met me your whole world turned around yeah yeah uh-huh And I still remember those days. First time I ever hung out with you, you complained about how far I parked from the venue. I swear to fucking God. He goes, I thought you said it was a couple of blocks. This is a real hump, huh? This is the guy fucking, I'm driving him home.

Meanwhile, he's smoking all my fucking cigarettes, taking some for the ride when he gets out. You want to go back to fucking JC Penny's wherever I found you punk found to me Wherever you found to be plucked you out you were flooring out of a sea of talent guy You were 40 bumming cigs off me asking for rides home and then complaining about it With me drinking yourselves or can't let, let's talk about Light Strike Hard Refresher. Shout out to Light Strike. Shout out to all you party animals out there. The Two Bears 5K is in Tampa,

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If you had downtime, you were folded. Yeah, you had to stay on top of your fucking I'm not using the promo code AYG do it. You would work the debt. You'd be if you know if you had downtime, you were folded. Yeah, you had you had to stay on top of your **** on on top of your **** Uh huh. Uh I was in charge of it was like Nike stuff. Uh active. What I'm saying is would you go if you

saw me walking up and I'm looking at the Nike sweatsuits? Yeah. Hey, how you doing? Anything I can help you with today? Beautiful. Uh huh. I'm sorry sir. We don't carry six XL and you have a hole in hole in your pants a mustard on your shirt. We have to ask you to leave I Want to talk to your manager? Well, you talk it's my brother. He's on his way. He's not gonna be a fan either He don't like me. He does manager. Now. He's at another store. He was out like he was in the manager training program

Yeah, I bet you they do all right Sure, but I remembered the guy said to me, he's like, don't be the dollar. You're not rewarded in retail. Don't be the martyr. Like, don't stay like he was like, he's working like 15 hour days and this and that. You're not getting paid for like just like you're trying to solve the you're trying to win the battle every night. They don't reward you. You never come up and go up and be a general manager or Something like that. I don't think anything cuz it always looked nice I was always jealous of those skills that I didn't have like Watching like just Christmas shopping this year cuz I you know, we went to the Willow Grove mall stuff like that Seeing like, you know them like the way they handle the fabric. They fold it up nice. They're really do all right No, everything the bags were nice. I used to know all the I sharp I used to know all the the all of the Levi's jeans 501 502 button fly 501 505 527s I was a boot cut I were banging back in a day said a boot cuts on you

Don't better believe I had some of them more of a husky thing 50 505s were the button fly maybe 501s were the original Levi Oh, 505s were the button fly. Maybe 501s were the original. Levi 501s. They were they were the original. Those button flies when I was in high school and college. Forget about it. I used to rock. But that was like straight like that's when

they all started banging. Skinny started getting all their slim. It wasn't skinny and it was slim. I used to rock those. Five elevens. Five elevens were skinny I think. I would rock those with no underwear. Yeah. Tight little body on them. Running around. We're just reliving the glory days of how hot you were apparently.

Guy, give it up. That's like me talking about how good my hair used to be. What are we doing here, bro? You're talking about jeans. I'm trying to relate. Why don't you try to get back in a pair? That way you can really... I got jeans. I got a button fly. Oh. Um... Hurt my testicles. But you would walk around and help. Like, yeah, hey, what do you need, whatever, and You had to get searched on the way out to make sure you weren't stealing. I'm like guy. You're jeans up your asshole You know what I mean? But you also had a lot of the retail places if you know if you were out there if you ever worked retail like Ringing up you have to ask hey do you want to open a credit card?

You know open a Boscov's credit card or the Macy's credit card a Best Buy credit card you want to ruin your life? That was the big thing and also you had a circle sign and say You had a circle Your name circle the website say your name Circle sign hit the survey and hey if you like what you want hit the survey. I never did that. I'm a guy I'm fucking guy with the pepperoni breath was really helpful That's actually carbonara. That's what it was chicken carbonara sandwich Without mushroom with no mushrooms. That's it was I didn't know what carbonara was. I thought was a carburetor. That's a guy I don't know what cut no mushrooms. I remember they gave them to me one time. I sent it back

I'm allergic to these I can't have them. Oh Man a fucking cooked mushroom to you might as well been eating a slug No, thank you Buddy I don't do drugs. Thanks for asking. I'm on the clock. I got to get back to the men's department. I'm straight edge, dog. Yeah.

I always feel bad about it, but I'm not great in those situations as far as putting things back where... Listen, as a guy who I hate it, people would come in. I was just shopping with my wife the other day and she was like not getting stuff. The woman went just put it here, like out of the fitting room. And I didn't like doing that because it just piles up. I go put it back.

I'm going to go hang this up for you. I'm going to go put it back. I look gonna go hang this up for you. I'm gonna go put it back I look like it's like a raccoon got in the trash or I try I'm just not neat like that I try to put it back. You got to just make an effort You just can't like the pile up leave it leave it in a changing room now. Yeah, I left stuff I get it. Yeah, it's just not for me. They tell you to do that I get that they tell you to do that just I just as a guy. I didn't know people did that I didn't know that was like a rule I like the fifth day I went in and there was like a fucking six-foot pile of clothes and I

thought I was on my way out I thought I was clocking the fuck out I go to check to make sure no one's in there and there's like fucking 150 pieces of clothes I got a whole I was so pissed I never recall my buddy fucking cock. I made me company you got run. You're running fucking animals um Alright, let's see here. This one's from a toady fic Say you're okay Setting the scene you're out getting new shoes with your mom as a kid I'm with you is she having you walk and run up and down the aisles to make sure they fit? I distinctly remember treating payless

like the combine. My mom, and I hear this from my nephew now, my mother when she tests to see how far the big toe is in the shoe, You're lucky your fucking nail doesn't crack. Uh-huh. I mean, she applies pressure to make sure that there's room in the shoe. Why are they so? I mean, they were so concerned with it.

Come here! Fucking foam just, gah! She's branding you. Dude! Fucking, you goddamn fucking break my foot. Uh-huh. I remember one time I was too old. I washuh. I remember one time. I was guys too old I was older not too old, but I was old and I was getting roller blades for hockey and we were at

Did you know we're at the Sports Authority out there on route 1 by Oxford Valley Mall, and there was this nice I forget what they were like a good Good set of what bowers or something you know like a little a little heightened not like recreational They were like you know hot like roller hockey skates Recreation and I put them on and I was rollerblade to check and I thought I was real fucking cool And my mom's like you're really good. I'm like getting no big deal Skating backwards and shit that dude. I was over by like the canoes and stuff. I wish a bunch of coolers What's up, pussies? I

Was like I remember really man. You are good. Yeah, there's probably some scouts out here gonna See me inside. Yeah, you always had to do a little fuck, you know a little three-point stance You know you show guy coming off the line Yeah, these are good. I used to you got to click Coming off the line. Ah, yeah, these are good. You got too close. You're running them down. You're running them down.

I like to sled. Trying on wrestling shoes. I'm down in the start position. I get me. I swear to God. I got 50 bucks and you don't get me pussy. Do fireman scary to my mother. Here, I'll pull the thing not from the top rope fucking I Loved okay, I hate it the foot thing to measure the side the front that thing

That was a NASA piece of equipment and Patty would swoosh them Bring some poor bastard over get him involved. I love the bench the little back yeah with the fucking with the slanted mirror man your shit that was like that portable I was like a seat so he would sit he would sit on it right that was salesman he would sit on it lace y'all put you in then you could walk you go back and see yeah yeah we had Phil shoes that's where I'm of those dudes man they would lace you up like you were jumping out of a Huey just fucking Sure crazy tight. Uh-huh. He's fashionable loosen. He's up a little bit. You got my tongue up in my fucking socks

I never I never knew it. Yeah There it is wait that opened in 1991 what did Phil's family shoes? Crossroads Plaza Grand opening. It took out a whole page in the Philadelphia Inquirer. Still popping. Now that closed. You can win 76ers tickets. Not a great year for them, but yeah. Harry and maybe these shoes are does.

That's a great line. Rockport's was the thing. Harry and the shoes are designed to go fast three five five zero seven three two got a pair of rock ports at the house damn My dad turned me on to them Yeah, cuz they were they're comfy for bigger guys Rock port very much my first pair of rock ports were hand-me-downs is mm-hmm All the time this one's great. This is from Joey back at doughnuts $10, homie

I used to work overnight at the flagship LL Bean store in Maine. It was open to customers 24-7 my main job was to chase out teenagers who would hook up in the tents Damn, that's a place to go fucking canoodle with your with your with your gal pal or your guy guy. Flagship LL Bean? That store is sick. You know it? I've been there. You could have an archery range in there.

Shit. Jesus. Get around, don't you? What the hell are you doing up there? Got family up there. That's all right. I mean, one, weird job. I had, you know, chasing out teens who were smooching, whatever. That could have been the main

respond. They didn't hire them for that. You got to do prime time someplace like that. Probably pretty nice. L.L. Bean was banging. L.L. Bean's a great company. I always loved those.

I still like those more outdoorsy stores. We don't run into them a whole bunch here. REI. Loving REI. Love going in there. I just like the, I like functional gear. Yeah. More outdoorsy stores. We don't run into them a whole bunch here. REI. Love an REI. Love going in there. I just like the, I like functional gear.

Let me look at this and what's, oh that's, cause you go into those stores, they go, oh, they have the thing for that one thing. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I have this task or this bangs on my whatever. You go, oh, here's the thing to, I love that. Got a Cartman watch. What are they called? I don't even know what that is. on my whatever. You go, oh, here's the thing to say. I love that. Got a Cartman watch. What are they called? I don't even know what that is. Cartman. Cartman. Garmin. Garmin. Yeah. You'd get a Cartman watch. Get one of

those. Couple of carabiners. I'll come up. Carabiners hit. Sure. Uh alright, this one's from Josh. Uh is it Garbs? I don't go to my local mall anymore because they got rid of Annie Anne's pretzel shop. PS PS They got another pretzel shop called Roger's pretzels and it can kick rocks. I Respect that dude fuck that go get eyes on Roger's pretzels. That's that might be a standalone guy I've been to a lot of malls and dining this that I never seen Roger's pretzels any ends all day

What do you got on Rogers believe I believe it's Mr. Rogers. Oh Mr. Rogers pretzels that's gotta be some sort of trademark infringement. You would have probably pretzel twists those braids Get out of here with that shit. Easter? Fucking bullshit. Annie Anne's. Rogers seems to also be more of like a specialty store. Not like they're banging them out fresh every day. Wow, fuck that. Yeah, buddy, I'm on your side. Fuck them guys.

I don't think an Annie Ants is ever closed. They're closing. The mall's on its way out. Sure. You got snakes in that mall. It's no good. Sure. Get out of here with that. Uh-huh. That's the last... That and the Cinnabon.

Yeah, they're like they're like they're like roaches. They're they you know they'll they'll they'll survive the nuclear blast. When Cinnabon hit oh my god. Never got us. My and Anne's family. My family went

nuts for those things. What was the what was the first for us? It was Clover was the first for us it was Clover was the first department store like not mall departments. I guess it was kind of relatively connected to a mall. But it was always was always a tent pole in a mall. It was always the like it was like at the end the Macy's or the JC Penney's or whatever. Yeah, I'm trying to

think of the name of this mall. Our Clover was attached to a Clemens and then it had a little mark in between like a little like it was a bunch of kiosks. It was phenomenal. But what are you asking? What's my first what? That was to me.

That was the first. I mean, that was the closest one. Boscov's was our first one in Wilkes-Barre. They used to do the Halloween. They'd have the witch go from across the street to the other side uh-huh I Waited in the car that shit scared the fuck out of me sure They just had some doll or some dummy on a wire, but she would peek out over here They had another lady peek out over there

Fucking god damn it trauma this one was off Street was off street, off street road. Shout out street road. And then it turned into a value city than an office, Max, I believe. Or a staple. But it used to be connected to a very small mall that was dying. There was always empty. Wasn't the Leo Mall was further down on Busselton. This was like the Roosevelt Mall. I forgot what the fuck it was called.

See, if you look up clover Street Road Feasterville PA and see what mall that was We would go skateboarding in it is like young teens because inside in the mall because it was so close There was like a Jamba Juice like a you'd put like a knockoff one at the end. That was really awesome Um, I was wanted to do shit like that. I remember the whole ball was small like Mediterranean tile so we Like as you went they care weren't like the big I got your tiles damn I don't know what that is clay tiles or whatever clover was either

Liquidated or sold and bought by the Federated Department stores in 2005 what mall that was connected to though There should be some sort of I always thought their parent company was Strawbridge and Clothier. Was that the case? I believe so. That's pretty good. But we think I'm sorry. I think your Strawbridge's card, which I want to get Clover.

Only when I knew how was my aunt college talking about a Strawbridge's card. I loved it. Denise had one. Did she? Yeah. She's Strawbridge's card.

My Strawbridge's card. I believe Bucks County Mall. That might have been the Bucks County Mall. That might have been the Bucks County Mall. Kitty City was also a part of it. Yes, it was. Shout out to the Bucks County Mall. Kitty City. I got a picture of the sign.

Of what? Of the sign. Of the clover? Yeah. So we'd go right into clover. Great department. It was awesome. We'd go right into clover, bang, a right snack bar right there. She laced me with a hot pretzel out of the out of the machine and a for in a

slurpee. Probably icy red and blue. Sure. Uh and I had the the standards in the middle and they had the icy spinning around the top and I had that polar bear. I'd be good in the cart for about 35 minutes. Just fucking, just eating my bite and sip at an early age with a slurpee and a pretzel ain't nothing better. Those icee's would screw you sometimes though. You'd be halfway done but you'd have no more juice. Sure.

You'd have to shake it up. You had to keep staring. That was a thing I learned at a young age. You don't churn your own butter as we call it. Sure. That's when I would start dipping the pretzel in there. But I'd be good as shit in there and then she could get it done and we'd get out. That was it. But I fucking love Clover. That and then a Woolworths. Shout out to Woolworths. Woolworths was in the Chamonix Mall. That was the first place I seen.

I feel like those were like Marshalls and stuff. Now Woolworths to me. I mean all those kind of stores were they just seemed chaotic. They had so much stuff it seemed. Yeah what killed me is Woolworths. I believe the Woolworths that we used to go to they had a big garden section. And a pet shop too. Yeah, I didn't like the smell of the fucking gerbils in the back or the the fertilizer over in the garden section. I hated it. It was always cold and creepy. Wasn't a fan. And then here we go. Alright, this one's from Kip Van Winkle. I got a whole seer shut down, like rolled down gates and all as a kid hiding from my mother inside the clothing rack.

Nice. I mean, that's obviously the real move. That's like that. That is the best childhood move. Hiding in those clothes. That's a great question. What store did you get lost in? Or did you lose your parents in? I remember getting, I forget what mine was a Kmart. I got lost in a Kmart and freak the fuck out. Some neighbor found me. Ah, I can't recall. I remember it might have been a Kmart. I remember it vividly. And we somebody took our cart in the store.

Jesus. I think like a guy shot, like a guy working there was like, oh this got left or something and he moved it. Somebody left their bald fat kid here. And my mom came back and was like, they took my cart. And like yelled and we left, we left the store. Sure. And I'm like, I thought we had paid for it.

You know what I mean? And then I'm like, oh that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? I'm like, that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? You could have just put it back. Could have just got a new car and grabbed everything in 10 minutes. Of course. Nah, she had a fucking rub it in my face.

Speaking of retail, Patty Foley, manager at the Gap at the Wyoming Valley Mall, as you know, for a long time. Sure. Maybe about five, 10 years she worked there. That's back when the Gap was the gap. Popping. That was like new, it was cool, it was like off.

No, this is lower case gap. This isn't upper case gap. This is before the gap popped. Sure. It was cool then. I'm saying, yeah, that's what you had. But not like when it went blue. Yeah, it was like hippie-ish.

Yes. Yes, thank you, like I'm explaining it before you cut me off. I apologize. Yeah, no, it was still like under, it was like those two hippies that started it We're like the owners were like fucking wacky. You know fucking smoking the devil's lettuce kind of guy It was very threes company like the it was very 70s the paint on the walls and stuff like that

Donald and Doris Fisher from San Francisco. Yeah, they were started to gap. Yeah, they were hippie dippies I remember a project on them Let me find out. Gotta be. More than Patty. Sure. God love her. Doing okay, though?

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Occasionally. Nah, my mom hated them. They never lasted. I mean, super occasionally. Yeah. If it was like, she's fighting off a time bomb between me and Danny, maybe. But they weren't for anything.

No, yeah, you couldn't use them. Yeah, it wasn't like a basketball It was literally to throw in the house and break a lamp. That's what it was for It was a pop so easily yeah They smell of the smell of them They're more for kids my little brother would get them and have them or whatever and you could fucking pelt him in the head With them and they didn't hurt sure They didn't hurt you know what I mean, so you could fucking really ping them. Yeah, they were alright for that um

Fisher family is worth four point three billion dollars All the back of Patty's hard work, that's pretty good That's alright. No shit. They don't still own it right Their three sons continue to manage the business. Get the fuck out of here! I'm sure you got shareholders, but... That's pretty good. Those guys, I mean, you remember probably when you were in middle school.

I was in high school or college. I mean, they had a... I was in middle school. You were in college. Yeah, they had... When they went blue and it was like the big... That's all I really remember. I only know the other version from like a book report. Middle school you were in college. Yeah, they had when it went when they went blue and it was like the big the That's all I really remember. I only know the other version from like Yeah

Yeah, you had to do some sort of I mean they had a run Sure, they're back. Yeah, they're back. Just collab with mad happy. No shit. Yeah, I gotta get over there. I got some of the gear Socks if they're hired do you remember this so my mall years were still prize your your mall years were probably prime too I'm talking like for me mid 90s malls were fucking you could I mean that was the hub buddy mid 80s. Malls were fucking. I mean, that was the hub. Buddy, mid 80s. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's for you. Yeah, for sure.

Um, do you I think this was more 90s, though. The theory and then you would see from time to time that stores would have real people as mannequins. Do you remember that? I think like Abercrombie did certain places did it where like they'd get like the hot girls from the school or whatever they might have worked there too, and they would go put on like a dress and just like And then move positions every like ten minutes or something surprised. They didn't ask me to do that

Yeah, me too with all your modeling experience sure No, but you have to wear the clothes Yeah, which didn't you have to wear the clothes Didn't you have to wear Macy's clothes? How were you able to wear your dad's suit? I had to wear a suit. You just had to wear a black suit and tie. Oh, you didn't have to wear the clothes from the store? That would be weird if I was dressed up in a Nike fucking warm up outfit. That'd be insane. Nike tech? Yeah. I'm in a I'm in a pair of 501s and a Harley-Davidson shirt. What are you talking about?

I thought you had to wear the clothes from the store. My mom did. They wore Gap stuff. So people could see how it looked on you. Sure. But the Gap only carries the Gap clothes. Right. It'd be weird if I was wearing a pair of Rock P a bathing suit the fucking and a blazer from DK and wire whatever With a winter guys if you need any advice on a style outfit just hit me up obviously

Dressed like a crazy person. I got a snorkel Sitting on a washing machine dry color popcorn out of the tin. You guys want to open up a credit card? I gotcha. Uh. Holding a spatula or something like that. Um. Yeah I remember that was big.

I also remember just like the malls. Because my brothers, the brothers and sisters were going to the mall socially. My eyes young prize, probably, you know, that's probably 91, 92, they would go, you know, yeah, yeah, whatever. Maybe 93, they get dropped off at the mall or whatever. And man, just like they call the circling of all the kids from all the different school I remember one kid had he has these spice huge spiked hair Jesus what he's hanging out with punk rock No, he would just be at the mall

You would see him at the mall that we go to the mall once a week just to like I don't know I one person out of a family of three between my mom my dad my stepmom I said somebody needed fucking something you know or just oh We'll go to the mall just to get out of the house or whatever for sure Cahoon of ill that was we went to Cahoon of ill in the auction rally mall. Oh my god Yeah, I'll Cahoon of ill see if you get any eyes on that that was great like the rainforest cafe But I think there's only a couple of them. It's like it was like a independent shop

permanently closed I had a birthday Just my family, but we celebrated my birthday. It's a nice burger over there. I think I had the chicken send these steak fries All right, this is about all just kinds of shop is from Harvey never have one red hoagie here Is it garbage to deny help from an employee even though you definitely need help I do that to deny oh like you go in hey can I help you with anything now I'm just looking and really a question of hey do you carry fucking scuba tanks no yeah I do that so I always thought it's footlocker that you get that you got a bump that like who helped you Kevin helped me yeah I

think certain I think maybe like full-time employees at some point got commission but like the part-time guy my buddy did it when he worked at Footlocker did not did not but like you needed to sell you needed to help so you know they can tell how hard you're working by how many that was the way it was explained to me I could be wrong your name gets put in Yes, I go you only helped three people today. Where's fucking Gary helped a hundred. Nobody said no Try we I'm just yeah, I'm just looking If you need me, yeah, but they need you have to go get the shoes and footlock. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's true

You know what? I mean you somebody has to go get them the XL. They sometimes you give you the full court press They sure you don't you know they're hanging around that look that look good on you I first of all nothing looks good on me lady. I know you're fucking lying to me sure They play my work on that might be more of a commission based I don't think there's a lot of part-time after-school kids working at DXL Like you know what I mean like that would be more Macy's, Target, Best Buy. And those kids, I don't think, they don't get Kamesh. I think I'd be good at DXL.

Yeah. You don't want that. But I have it, that thing stains like you wouldn't believe. That they wear and tear on that thing alone. Be good there. Sure, I think you would be great. You know, my one uncle worked, was Joseph A. Bank guy, cleaned up.

Just a born salesman. My uncle's brother. By marriage. Uncle Joe. Some guy you know. Yeah, used to move, move, move. Fabrics. Yeah. DXL employees get commission.

No shit. I can tell. Really? Varying between 1.5 and 6% based on the personal sales volume That's funny cuz it's gonna be a lot on a 40 pound coat That's funny cuz the last couple times I went in I dropped a couple of bucks that I was loaded up And I don't remember them like falling over themselves I Think it still depends on the employee, but it seems like DXL is a pretty good commission based system. I mean, but 1% to get any real juice off that you

got to be you got to be spending like 20 grand in there. I think I spent like 300 bucks 400 bucks last couple of times I was in that's four bucks to that guy. I tell you to go suck my dick. Come in here fucking making demands and shit. You know what, I'm gonna make 450? No way. Is that what it is? Oh, 1% of a hundred, the dollar.

They got it, that's gotta be 10%. Could be, no, it goes up to six. Six? You gotta be an earner to get, you gotta be there a long time, you gotta be Mr. D, X, or L to get 6%. It should be like,. They should get ten percent Unless they're paying them out the wazoo with the wazoo

Give them a give me a reason to move some fucking gear They don't need to you're in there. You can't go nowhere. We're gonna walk out the fucking DL like you need the X. You know what I mean?? I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now! What does DXL stand for? What's the D? Destination XL. Whoa. Hahaha. Location badass.

I wish I could do a tractor beam. Beep. Beep. Destination. Destination badass. It's great. No, it's Destination XL. My bad. Beep beep. Destination. Destination badass. It's great.

No it's Destination XL. It's also tall too. Dude that one mannequin we posted a picture of. He's like 5'2". Fucking 3'80". That guy. That guy owns a cheesesteak place. His dad started. he's the son. Alright, this is from Drive-In. Long time $10 dirt bag, never had one red.

Had a job at a big box store in high school as a security guard. Another kid from my school started working at the same place as a cashier. He immediately found out the override code and a list of codes for all the registers. This was a time when starter jackets and jerseys were absolutely banging. I know where this is going. Me too. We would have kids from school. I hold on. This is a deep text. We would have kids from school come in at timed intervals, grab a stack of starter gear and I would switch the cameras off the front door, what off the sports section, then off the cashier at the right time. Jesus. He would ring everything up for $1 and they pay cash.

There was never a trace of that person being in the store. The next day at school, these kids would give us like 50 to 100 bucks to split, never got caught caught made enough money To smoke weed for free for a couple of years through high school. God damn that is fucking Diabolical yes, that's oceans 11 shit. That's great. Yeah, that's why and this goes back to like listen a lot of the times These big-box stores foot lockers, whatever these mall retail places are hiring big box stores, foot lockers, whatever, these mall retail places are hiring, you know, teenagers, essentially. Teenagers don't really give a f- they're not morally like, I can't- they don't give a fuck

about Mr. Blockbuster or whatever and they're- they get in there and they start seeing the holes in the fuckin- in the system here. Turning cameras off. That's sick. That's nuts. Somebody else said I don't know if I took it but they were just like I currently I work in a mall and they were like just the the ecosystem that goes through the mall is crazy. Like I said before we used to do the two for 70 deal you go in guy at full locker you pick out two shoes he gives Them D in a bag you hand them 70 bucks to you hand them 70 bucks. I think he put 10 or 20 in the register pocketed 50 or whatever he'd bring you up for a dollar whatever the fuck it was you think that the dollar charges would Bring somebody's belt. What are all these dollar charges? They didn't know though

I mean we did the standard when Best Buy was fucking up, when they first opened and they had the shit upstairs, we had the, my buddies had the return thing going. Alright, this one's from Mr. Bevilacqua, ten dollar man myself, great name. There you go. Is it garbage to swing through your local malls, Macy's, on your way to a date to freshen up a couple layers of cologne samples. Very, very, very. Of a couple of

years ago, a lot of people were doing this. They weren't just doing it at at the perfume counter, the the cologne counter, which I respect the move. Sure. Okay. I respect it. Go in there, freshen up. A lot of people were going to CVS and Dwayne Reid and shit like that, going to the and hitting the you used to do it. What I used to do it. What I would go and I would I would open up a thing of hair spray or something like that.

No, but I can't. I can't. I knew did it. I used to do it all the time. I never did it. I would grab the crew forming cream and just Do my hair real quick. Maybe I'd maybe I'd do a spritz of hairspray. I remember being with you when we both did it We're in there like we're in the fucking beauty Paula Hey, Johnny

They're trimming our beards. I want to return this I respect sir. You didn't buy this. It's dirt bag It's garbage, but I love it. Yes. Hey listen That's what you got to do. So what are you gonna? Go so like what's the reality you have a fucking I don't know what cologne cost $50 a bottle right 100 I don't know. I don't buy cologne. I'm not a fucking Italian I love cologne so just say it's 50 bucks, and you got one at home So what are you gonna? Like go you can't make it home home in time There's a Macy's around the corner or whatever Well, you're gonna go buy a $50 bottle of fucking Nicole. I just go okay test this. You know what never mind You know I get my dick son

You know what I love as far as cologne and I get I get a version of this every year from one of my one of the birds family one of my aunties gives it to me over there is family, one of my aunties gives it to me over there is the samples, the little tiny bottles of a but dude, that keeps you going for the whole year. You got an eclectic. They're all like little samples or little giveaways. I love that around the holidays. If you buy like a certain bottle of cologne, they'll give you like the pack with like to this and that. I

love that. Yeah, you got like 50 different color little baby Nice This is just funny. This is McKenna. Are you garbage if your mom puts Coles cash in your birthday card in lieu of actual cash? That's fucking great know about how to how to when and how to spend it, baby I've never had that I would say yes, that is trash but Uh, I've never had that. I would say yes, that is trash. But the everyone in my family, big Coles cash. Love it. All of it. I mean, I then he's probably then he's probably sitting on fucking two grander.

What I don't know how it works. I'm Coles. Well, I mean, I got it. It calls. They got Sephora's in there now, too. No shit. The one with the one by us, four right in the middle. Man Coles to me was, it took me a while to realize Coles wasn't at the forefront of fashion. I thought it was. I so thought it, I thought Sonoma, Arizona or whatever.

Sonoma. I thought Sonoma was like, I'm like you couldn't tell me shit. It took me a while to really realize. And you know what it was? H&M for me. That's hot shit. That's cool guys. Shit that was making me that was the first time I'm like, oh, I can buy. I don't have to think I can just buy stuff here and it's nine dollars. Great. And I'm kind of cool. That was the first time yeah everything else

I was just wearing hoodies and G like just whatever I could get my hands on H&M was legit was legit I was saying the Kohl's toy store coy toy department bunk whack Thanks, yeah, no good sure of course. They don't even do clothes right. I would argue that's just me This one's from ozempic gold medalist $10 bozo one time. I did ecstasy when got my haircut at the mall It was the best haircut I ever had felt real good. I like that I've gotten my haircut at a mall before not my proudest moment. We did it on the road I want to say in Cleveland or something which will be coming to haircut or he put with meeting more Sure, but the ladies got their cuts. Oh, everybody my family was getting cuts there

I did the haircut. It wasn't in the mall though, but shout out to a haircut You're all the broads that grew up. I started working in of course Go in there be three or four of them one of them wasn't great And you had to like slowly pave it to the other one hot peas love the way a beauty parlor smells Yeah This one's a little crude but there no Uh, this one's a little crude, but fair enough. Uh, it's from Aunt Tootie's Boner Garage. $10 bows are never ever had one read.

Is a garbage J.O. in a produce fridge at Walmart. I was working at the department when I was about 17 and walked in on a coworker tugging his root. I turned around and left immediately. Jesus. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's bad. Yeah, but these are the people that you're hiring for these these retail job the guy who wants to whack off in the freezer

Just saying I'm not saving I haven't I haven't pulled it at work. You gotta wash your you gotta That's why you gotta wash your produce gang I've pulled it at work before but in the bathroom Like a gentleman not around all your things no Have you ever told your route here? No, I have not that that laughing. No is always a day I have no I haven't no I might have watched a selection or two Nobody fuck you nobody goes on a lot unless you want to buy big dogs not true That's deep their bag. I've never jerked off in here

that toadies I wouldn't do that to her god damn it it's different psychologically out there is sure do that uh-huh your house I have sure who hasn't the six train haha this one's from Ron7. Five dollars goon and new to the Tron. Is it garbage to take photos of all the good recipes in a cookbook at a book store with no intent on buying the book?

Man, I can't hate that. I've never thought of that and I can't hate it. That's brilliant. We haven't talked about bookstores. We haven't. Brentano's what's it called? Brentano What's it called? Barnes and Nobles. Barnes and Nobles? What's the other one? Barnes and Nobles? That's the funniest video ever. There's Barnes and Nobles and there was another one. Another big one. Borders.

Borders. I think Borders went under if I had to guess. Yes, they did. And Amazon owns Barnes and Nobles now. I believe so. Man, talk about coming from the inside. I could be wrong. That's crazy. But, yeah, I mean, that Barnes and Noble, you know, that, we would go to that Barnes and Noble in Union Square to poop a lot. To poop and to sit. I remember one time. Because they had tables.

Yeah, they had tables. You could go and get a cup of coffee, sit there with the rest of the homeless people. I remember one time I had to go to the bathroom, so it was you, me, you, and Tom, I think it was just maybe me and you, and you're like, I'll stay out front, and I'm like, I gotta go. I run in, and me and this homeless guy are rushing up the escalator,

and I realize that he's also going to the bathroom, and he's got the angle on me. He's got half a flight of stairs on me. Angle of pursuit? And they're the small They were the small escalator so you can't even pass them Man, so like you had to get up, and I'm trying to take him at the corners It's like six escalator that's killer be killed and he he got there before me and I had to come back down

You're like you're done. I go we got to find fucking we got a I probably went over that Whole Foods or whatever is right there Yeah, second best choice. Nah, I mean as homeless galore those guys that work in the Bards and noble man. God love them Just take a deal with a lot of shit. I know but you go to a nice suburb We go to one of the burbs nice suburban Barnes and Noble it's quiet your walk it's like going back in time you're walking around going hey can I help you find anything it smells nice they got the star Beasley's going sure I just feel like

people don't treat the people that work there well you know I mean they boss them around a shit like that nobody ever knows where to fuck anything is you know what I mean I don't I'm sorry I don't I've never been in there people but I had more than anywhere else I don't. I'm sorry. I don't. I've never been in there. People. I have more than anywhere else, I don't think. I don't think people are like specifically bossing around Barnes and Noble people. I always got that vibe. I always felt bad for them. Yeah. I mean, maybe in the city.

This is but I mean, that's a little different. But I mean, you go to a nice, quiet suburb. They're like librarians. Yeah. So I was going to say, you got to be you got to be a little intelligent to work at those places. You got to know a little bit what's going on. Mm-hmm Feel like people always treated them like shit. Sure Barnes and Nobles was just bought by a hedge fund

But Amazon did take him down Amazon took him down. Yeah hedge fund, huh? Yeah Black rock. Who is it? Citadel crack rock Citadel Citadel crack rock Citadel but the home and no turn school no technically Elliott advisors, but That's no Dempsey group What are you gonna fucking make a big purchase? You should make a move on this take the show by the show We work for you I've heard someone's up for sale Also, if you're listening Foley is interested in selling his steak, but you have $1200.

Just say him. This one is something I feel was speaking of retail needs to be appreciated. This is from JB. I worked at a candy store right out of high school. Business was constantly so slow, so I would sit at the register and watch Netflix. I made it through all of Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad. There's something to say for those little stores that you walk in and it's just dead,

and the guy, not that he doesn't give a fuck, but he's just going, eh. What do you want from me? Yeah, like, guy, take a look around. I'll ring you up. But like, I ain't walking. I ain't holding your hand. How's a candy store dead?

You know? Yeah, I mean, people aren't going to, I mean, I don't know. Outside the summer. You think? I don't know. What if it was in an industrial? I don't know. Foot traffic.

I don't know. A lot of shit going on. Yeah, that's the owner's problem. They think this kid's fault. Sure. I'm just saying the fact that that is that is a great retail job where you're like, I'm just a body in this store. So no one robs it. Right. And I'm just watching fucking whatever. I respect that. That is very fucking. That's very American. Just fucking here,

dude. I'm collecting a goddamn paycheck. Oh, and we'll be back in a couple hours Something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know man. I don't know how to work the system. Yeah, Randy's not here today I can only ring it up. Yeah All right, this is with snake with arms when I worked in retail if someone ever asked do you have any more in the back? I would go in the back to look but in reality that was a free 10 minute break And I just tell them no when we came back Listen that is a big it took me for a long time Would you would you ever have anything in the back there was no back?

Everything you see is out people go no, but like can you check and I go I didn't know that I mean that Macy's doesn't Have a back like everything's out. They're not like How you're sitting on I mean, maybe maybe some places, huh? But that may see everything's out Obviously, you know at different times of my life. I was a hey do you have You know a larger size yeah, yeah you anything bigger in the you have a DXL in the back Hey, this doesn't happen to be on top of a DXL does it They would just get me give me a Cinnabon and I'll get out of here. You gotta get out of your hair Hey, but I know you want to finish your finish sons anarchy here. What you just fucking

Just give me evidence in a bond. I'm about to be a I'll be on my way She load me up with a pound of gummy colas and I'll be on my way I'll be I'll be on my way load me up with a pound of gummy colas, and I'll be on my way Shout out to the gummy colas yeah, there was no back what we would do if I did like you I could search other stores that had that product I would they do that they do that at DXL they're like oh we can order it for you or oh The store something yeah, what? You got to your fucking mind walk there to Seriously, I'm not fucking going to the other now. Well if you need it I

Mean yeah, you listen if you want something that You're not like oh my god. I see that I need it you're more The only time I did that was for my Chris cotton used to say I'm getting I'm getting so if I don't get to the point Right, I don't call them clothes. I call them fabrics. I Believe that's what I want. Yeah, I'm not going to the other don't worry about I'm not going to the other stores I'll just wear dirty underwear Have a nice day Yeah, we were never we didn't have the Macy's didn't have it back.

I would check other stores if I liked you and was slow and just also kind of looking for like, just don't take two minutes. I remember one time they made me call up to here, Herald Square, because they listed. It's also like bad. I mean, you're tracking thousands of pieces through hundreds of stores. So if it was like it's I was just somewhere. What do you have a database? Wasn't it?

Well, hold on. Yeah, go. Well, wasn't it an older computer? Well, it was one of those like fucking accessing Pentagon codes, computers like a green screw. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that that would come up. Hey, they have it would be in like the green lettering and like a black thing. It was looking at it was like concave. It looked like a TV screen. I

know you're talking to me. I don't know why you keep trying to fucking explain it. I told you what it was like. And you would be able to search through that that was connected to something. I mean, it was 2008. It wasn't. Wow, really? Yeah, I didn't know those. Maybe it wasn't the maybe it wasn't neat. It wasn't. Wow. Really? Yeah. I didn't know those quick. Maybe it wasn't. Maybe it wasn't like the Matrix, but it was a little like there was a bit of a screen to it. But it was like a computer slash register. Yeah. So it wasn't like, you know, it was like I wasn't running fucking Windows

2000 on it, right? But you could look up and you would see yeah, it would just go like you would scan something and you like tab over and go like other doors or other store, you know, inventory or whatever, other locations. It would say we have none left or whatever. Right. Or you scan and go other locations

and you give you like, Harold Square or Nishamany Mall or Oxford Valley Mall. And then I remember one time. I had a call up to Herald Square, and I don't know why they just didn't fucking hang up on me. I'm like, it says there's one of these. And whenever it says one, it don't exist. Got it. You know, anything under five, you're like, you're you're rolling the fucking.

Hey, if it's around a corner go hey you can go look I don't know maybe you can call and see if they can find a button here You can't trust these numbers sure I called Herald Square, and I didn't know I'm like there's one I remember being like whoa. I am on the phone with New York City right now Any movie stars in there right now Do you know the Kardashians? It was I you guys have a back We don't have a back here

Do you know how to gift wrap damn they told you how to gift wrap shit how much they pay you What time is it there? I think they're all million It's Tuesday here what day is it it there? You guys wear clothes? You in the future? You guys even wear clothes? You know Derek Jeter? Is he there now? I remember being like whoa, I'm in business. I'm calling New York City. I don't bother. I were just down here in Philadelphia little podunked him some kid would shave the eyebrows and an ankle monitor on I remember the one girl went how do I get to I got the information I

go they tracked it down there's one or something they're gonna hold it I'm like yeah hold it what's your name Harold Square she was gonna drive up from Philly so this is like sometimes you get people from Philly that had never left Philadelphia, you know what I mean? And I'm like, yeah, they got one. I was like there's one in Harold's I I might have said Harold Square She might have not clocked it was Square new she knows New York. She goes, how do I get there? I was like lady I don't like if I knew how to get there

I wouldn't be working here. I want to be wearing my dad's clothes And my brother's shoes, okay lady Take me with you. Yeah, get me out of this town. If you don't mind. I have to go finish my chicken carbonara sandwich No mushrooms Sands mushrooms Or a sandwich. No mushrooms. Alright, we gotta wrap it up. Sans mushrooms. We gotta wrap it up, gang. Gang, we love you to death! Uh-huh.

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