Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Ria from Barstool - Italian Girl

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

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Hang on a second there gang before we get the show started to keep it moving 2021 tour is in full swing as you know Yeah, we have some additions. Sure. We have some announcements kippy straighten them out guys We're coming to providence road island august 11th Uh, we're gonna be in boston, massachusetts august 12th shall in kid. We're gonna be in new brunswick new jersey august 25th Jersey stress factory. We're gonna be in kimonio maryland outside baltimore at magoobies on august 26th Then the big thing moon tower comedy festival We're gonna be there at the fest at the fest couple of festy boys There you go. Uh, that's gonna be at the end of september on september 23rd 24 25th

Also another big announcement. We're gonna be at skankfest in houston Uh, that's gonna be nove- november 5th 6 7th plus. We're gonna be adding more dates It's gonna be boncos get some tickets. It's gonna be a good time. I can't wait to see it air Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash Now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley Hey

Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is our you garbage It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians And we find I figure out to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash I'm your host age foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here at an tutti's basement I don't even want to get into it with you about what she's up to Yeah, so we'll save it for off the air, but we have to have a little discussion I can't wait my co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the brains behind the operation He's really an international businessman. He's kind of the head bozo around here

So do me a favor make me look good show him a little respect. Give it up for kevin james ryan everybody Hey gang, thanks for tuning in as always Please make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes full video available on youtube And as you know, those numbers are true the roof through the roof They're fucking cooking and then patreon.com is I mean that's where the real fucking magics happen That's cooking with gas over there. Oh, yeah, it's making a couple of shackles a couple of bugs in our pockets So check that out. You get bonus episodes bonus content live streams the whole fucking nine yards a bunch of videos. Check it out Very nice. And now but a nice shout out to our producer extraordinaire. He's the magic man. He makes this all look good

Give it up for t-bone mcmuffin toby mcmullin. What's up, dudes? What's up t-bone? Nothing being Hank been carpooling. This dude is a psycho Only guy I know stops at green lights to for our protection Okay, friday night when you're leaving the city after doing spots these maniacs are fucking driving around out there So I make sure no one's gonna come through and fucking to crush us not going out now things are good I'm in the passenger seat with a pillow in my lap. So I'll smash my head on the dash. Yeah, it's a tough ride Gang we could not be more excited to have our incredibly and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time She's one of the stars over there at barstool sports big deal. Everybody loves her. We love her

She is the co-host of because we got high and of course chicks in the office But the big question everybody's mind today is she garbage now? We know there's a long island pedigree in there. I could tell by the gold chains and I don't I don't have my now you came in like you came in like funk master flex guys fucking carmela soprano over here Dang, I don't know my numbers in front of you, but all signs point to trash Telling you right that give me a nice big round of applause for maria Chippo What's up guys? Thank you for having me. I mean you guys are a great host by the way

What a fucking intro I really hand it up to be here. Yeah the whole time I don't know if you saw me, but right before I said tibia and I was mouthing that I don't know why this one Got me so nervous. Yeah the last name last name the last name because you don't usually rock that you're like madonna at this point Yeah, just ria ria, which is pretty cool. Oh, I mean, it's just not a good last name True was a tough one. It's it's just not There's nothing to it, but pulling that Sorry pulling that single name ria is pretty that's a pretty cool. That's like a pop star I wish I could just get the instagram to just be ria, but it's like my full name. It's very confusing

Who has is there a ria? I think there is yeah, there's gotta be there's got an artist or just some bozo No, I think some sort of artist. Yeah, if you could get a three character instagram hander That's like power do just three Just ria that would really elevate me like I think the maria chifo is what's stopping me, but Kids a pop icon All right, she's Yeah, look at the chains give us the The full backstory and as we said before we talked a little bit at friday night pines, but we really didn't get into it

Um, give us the whole deal long island the whole nine. Yes long island born and raised Do you want to know where I was born 100% we went through a hospital? Oh, she gave us the hospital Because I'll be honest. I don't know what town that's in so I just wanted to give the hospital name Who the fuck knows what hospital? I I don't know. I just wanted to throw that out there just in case because you know people know like they know that The hospital justin bieber was born at so maybe if I have a superfan out there They'll be like, oh ria was born at winthera hospital. Wow give that to them. That's pretty good. Um lived on long island my whole life

Where in long island uh seaford nasaul county nasaul because there's two counties, right? Or there's suffix and nasaul. Well, it's the trash you want See, I would say suffix, but then somebody from suffix would say nasaul. Which one's the hamptons in? I think suffix man. Yeah, so nasaul is the trash I didn't want to answer that one. I also am not good at geography. So you're asking me questions Geography jesus christ, it's an island. It's the county you grew up in Well, uh, yeah, born and raised there went to catholic school my whole life. So is that is that nice or It depends. It can go either way

I think but it's it is technically a private school all girls catholic school boys and girls boys and girls Okay, all right parents together. I have an older brother and older sister And it's really just as like italian as it gets. Yeah, there's nothing else to the mix besides just straight long island long island italian See, here's the thing though I wouldn't describe my family as guidos, but if you met them, you would probably describe them as guidos You're dripping in gold And I actually I got my first car last week, which is a mercedes

I sent everyone a picture of it and they were like you're just in the mob. Like you're a mob way Is it pink? No, it's black. It's all black I like in the inside. Yeah, you just picked up a benz. I just picked up a benz. She does all right Yeah, is there any is there any one in your family named anthony that you refer to as anthony? Yeah, is there any anthony family? There's there's a ton of anthonys, but I'll tell you this this will shock you We do not call them tony. Really? It stayed as anthony stays as anthony. Yeah, respectable a lot of michaels Franks, of course anthonys

And then it kind of you know, yeah, do you do the crazy? Maria is very old school. Yeah, Maria. Yeah, my mom's name is rosaria Holy shit, get the meatballs going and her dad her dad's name is giakino. Holy shit. Yeah God damn. Yeah, that's like real guinea. Yeah, that's real That kind of said a gross San Marzano peppers and pay it out tomatoes Damn, those are right. Holy shit. Your mom and dad are from it only though, right? No, they're not but are they born in and raised long island? Well, my my mom It's like a billy joe song. Yeah. Oh, yeah

My dad born and raised long island elmont my mom lived in queens or brooklyn Okay, and then valley stream, which is just if you're from long island. These are very italian areas like you know what we're talking about The stream is marinara sauce. Just everybody knows. Yeah. It's a good red sauce Get it right from the stream What did your parents do growing up? My dad is in the union installation. Shout out to the insulators union. Yeah, it's been air quotes local 12 He had a no-show job. Shout out to local 12. I like it

She doesn't know the neighborhood she grew up in but she knows the local number. That's who pays the fucking bills You know the local number my dad's gonna be like, why are you giving out like our social security? Now I gotta whack these two I kind of like the fat one but I gotta do what I gotta do My mom was a ortho tech. Nice Okay I like that blue collar love it And you didn't go to you didn't go to college, right? So I went to college kind of not really like I did a semester

Kind of not really. I did a semester at pace university in the city for film dropped out of there Then I was a pharmacy tech Okay, and then I went to f it Okay, and I started working at barcel and f it at the same time and then I dropped out f it Yeah, it's a smart move at that point. Yes. There was no reason for me to stay there any longer, right? What would you want to do at f it? Well, was that just now I'm gonna dive. I'm really gonna dive into my life now. Yeah, what do you want? Let's go I was a like a child model actress starting from when I was eight years old

Okay, so In out of the city four times a week my dad would drive me he he literally drive into the city at 4 a.m Then he would get home at around he's like fucking in and out He'd get home like any time between 10 and 12 every day get home Pick me out of school drive me to the city for auditions acting class whatever it is I did that from when I was eight years old up until like the middle of high school You were in and out of class like they would oh the people in school First of all, my parents were like don't tell anybody like kids are like really mean

They're gonna be really mean to you if they know so for a really long time. I didn't tell any of my friends I thought you were like dying or something. They thought I was so sick. Yeah, of course Even the teachers thought I was really sick and one day they were like they talked to my parents like what what's going on with her And that's when the doors opened my parents put in I remember this You know like one of those envelopes the yellow yellow folders Yeah, the manila folder they like put in all like like uh catalogs that I did and like my comp cards my head shots And they were like just bring this in and give it to one of your teachers and I slide it across like I remember going into into class one day and was like

My dad told me to give this to you and then from that point on the teachers new and then none of the kids knew and then One of uh, a kid at school parents saw me on the side of a bus I actually have the picture on my phone. Nice saw me on the side of a bus called my house and they were like Uh, do you guys know that they're using maria's picture on the side of a boss? And then my parents were like yeah, my parents were like we just have to tell everyone They thought I was like Hannah Montana at the time. It was a huge deal. That's awesome What kind of brands were you was it like print work or like what was Cole's target sears like all that stuff? And then I auditioned for like a ton of tv shows and movies like just endless

I can't imagine from what you're telling me Seeing your dad is like a stage dad. My dad is literally christener. I'm not joking. That's really easy ultimate stage dad Ultimate stage dad. You don't really I don't really guys at the local know about this Oh, yeah, about his beautiful baby angel that maria She's a beautiful child. She belongs in movies that maria. She's gonna be a star. I'm telling you right now I mean she's gonna be a star I picture him all sitting at the shop like pulling further off at the Coles catalog

My whole life all I heard growing up was that like I was gonna be the breadwinner of the family They were like she's our way out. Yeah, she's our way still to this day. I know where just I Yeah, Nassau County. It's not that bad. No, it's really not serious. I actually had a great life It's so funny. She's our way out That is a billy joe song You know antony down at the union's got a good looking daughter Did you ever hit like uh, did you ever hit like a huge payday? Well, so

Actually, this is kind of a crazy story. I Did like a lot of print work, which is it's cool. Whatever you were working. Yeah, I want no I was working more as like a model, but I like as a child model and I actually Side note one of the sickest things was as a child model Sometimes you do just like fit modeling where they don't even take pictures of you You go in and you try on like 50 pairs of jeans. It takes like I don't know half an hour to an hour Like thousands of dollars. That's awesome. That's it like just I showed up one day for 15 minutes and just like a thousand dollars Damn, so it was crazy, but

I could get it obviously wanted to be an actor way more, right Tons of auditions and movies you're always being told like you get so close and then they're like Oh, this is the reason why you didn't get this. This is oh literally your name's too Italian Like that's those are things I would get lose the gold changer They always used to tell my manager they were like her face looks so old But her body looks so young like just like what it was very it was crazy And I went into an audition one day walked out and I was like I said to my parents I was like I nailed that if I don't get this I am done. I am not doing this anymore

Kid you not the next day my manager calls and they're like she got the part. I told you guys I nailed this Because I went to a private catholic school the way that this system works was so fucked up We had these things called comps and they work as like at the end of the year They count as 50 of your grade and you take it for every subject and it's like six days in a row of tests Okay, you can literally get 90s all year. You fail that test. It drops it all the way. It's 50% of your grade The filming started in the middle of when these tests were My dad called up the school and and he explained the situation and was like listen like she's she got a part Like she's got a film. She's got a movie. Is there any way around this?

And they were like, well, she's gonna have to go to summer school if she doesn't do the tests And my dad was like, well, uh, she can't go to summer school. Like I said, my daughter will be filming Oh, yeah, and they were like, well, she's gonna have to go to public school And that's when I was like dad. No, I can't go to public school. It was I was ninth grade I just made all my friends sure of course. I really was focused on after years of doing this I was I just want to fucking hang out with my friends party. So I gave it up and I I didn't do it It was a movie away from the roll the contest cartoon network. You can look it up and I didn't do it But I think I'm a cartoon network. Yeah. It was a cartoon network movie. I was hoping for like avatar

Yeah, okay, it wasn't that cool, but it was pretty cool. It's like you walked away from the Star Wars or something like that It was some Seth Green side project. I mean this piece of shit's got a 5.5 on IMDB. I don't think you missed out that bad Yeah, I think I'm doing okay now. Yeah, but at the time you give that up and you're like, oh I just like threw it all away, but that's crazy. Yeah, that's a different kind of life, man As a kid as a kid. I have lived a Wild life for a 23 year old. Did you want to did you crazy? Did you want to do that when you were a kid? So you're the one that wanted to be an actor Yeah, I like begged my parents

I was like, this is what I want to do and then my dad did a lot of research because there's a lot of scammers out there You know, you sign up. They make you pay one thing we learn is you never pay for anything. Of course never only get paid That's my dad. We don't pay for anything. You only get paid for a fucking picture. Yeah, no, you you only get paid and and I was Signed to like some of the greatest agencies. I went on some of the coolest auditions. It was awesome That's so sick. Yeah, what was it? What do you think was the coolest audition you went on my first audition ever I wouldn't say it's the coolest but my first audition ever was to play young angeline a jolly in salt. I'm gonna be salt

There was only eight girls who audition and to be honest. I don't look like her as a kid Like I wouldn't say I looked like her but maybe like Would it be you can whatever the girl who got the part looked absolutely nothing like it was crazy But with the makeup and stuff it's it's whatever but that was my first audition ever That's not because I couldn't imagine. I mean, we're you know, we're trying to manage comedy and show business as adults And it's I couldn't imagine like not getting auditions as a kid. I'd be fucking losing my mind I thought growing up. I was like, oh, I have no issues from this because you know, you the child actors talk all the time Like oh about the rejection is so hard. I was like, I grew up fine

Oh, it it hit me for sure. The insecurities really hit me definitely That's it's crazy to be able to try to navigate that as a kid I mean we slept to make sure that fully gets his juice box so it gets real cranky I need my cheese stick promptly at noon otherwise I lose it How much of a north house so this was 90 of your childhood? Yes, but if this ended in freshman year of high school Yeah, but a majority of my it was normal because I wasn't fucking booking anything So it's just going on all these auditions, but I was still going home I'll be back for the second half of soccer practice

I like how hard you are in yourself. You're like, I wasn't booking nothing. I was fucking blowing it. So it didn't matter anyway. I mean You just get so close, you know. Yeah, I'm with you. I love it First child star we've had in here first child star. I wouldn't even put star on it. Whatever. That's what we're using aspiring child She was almost in us. Uh, so what's it called salt? She was almost I I'm trying to think of some of the movies that I auditioned for remember the movie Vacation they did the new one. Oh, sure Yes, that one with the the little the Kid meets a girl who are you reading for the girl that the little kid really? Yeah, and then I

Played Jason Sudeikis his daughter for mother's day. That's like big child. No, no There were all the time my my manager and agents did not let me audition for Anything less than like a prominent speaking role because she said that if you do extra work, you could never be in that show Yeah, again again. So I wasn't allowed to do anything but audition for like those types of roles Oh, man I could see your mom and dad back in the day with all my mom. My mom not at all My mom was not involved really at all like she would My parents are like this like they do everything together. So my mom would come

but she Is not a stage parent at all like once so where does your dad was? Insulator the putt you know, my dad is like a drama queen so Don't forget jazz hands either My dad would tell me this is fucked up My dad would tell me to cry before auditions because I have hazel eyes and they would look greener when I cry Oh, this guy's bonkers

He's christ. They look greener. I never heard that Did you ever try to put the screws in a casting directors? Like if you want this duck worked on in this building ever again I'm checking these pipes. It ain't up to code. I have a couple people come down here start asking some questions Get a girl to part will you? Give it a part. She's got a hazel eyes. Give it who get me angelina jolly on the phone right now. I'll talk to her Okay, that's What a wild dynamic that is. It's cuckoo gang. Let's talk about movement. Mm-hmm pretty cool stuff Yep, a couple of college dropouts got together. They created this insane watch company. Yeah, all right with fantastic designs

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Yeah, well, there's not a John stop and shop. Yeah, there's not a There's for sure a Steve wall bombs. Yeah, that's a wall bounds family. That's collecting checks every week stop and shop That's that's middle of the road though. That's good. Yeah, okay Do your parents still live in the same house you grew up in? Yes So we can't ask for the name of the street We like to ask for the name of the street that you grew up on because that can determine a drive You know a drive a circle. Was it a cul-de-sac?

No, we see we did talk about this. I didn't know what a cul-de-sac was when you guys came in It's not a cul-de-sac. I can tell you that much Not knowing what a cul-de-sac is any summer camps in your childhood. I didn't do summer camps. Okay Hmm All right, you ever go for the plus model on an iphone Get the big one now. I do you do. Yeah, that's trash. I'm a plus guy Oh, oh plus no, no, no pro. Sorry pro. Oh, okay. Sorry not plus. All right I like it. Did you have a sweet 16? No, I didn't have a sweet 16

But we went to punta conna for my for my sweet 16. Who did my family and I punta Come on What the fuck it was an all-inclusive resort. That's like heating is Wow, it's took you to sandals Listen, you can have a party with your friends and we can go get drunk in the dominican. What do you want to do? That's exactly what it was. They sold it to me. They were like, we're gonna spend all this money on one night or one week And I was like that is trash logic and I love it. That's what I have too. Yeah, I mean I was a no brainer decision for me. Yeah

They just wanted to go down there and get weird for a couple of days. You guys are sitting in the hotel with pizzas Were you sneaking booze at 16 when you were down there? Not sneaking like I was allowed to drink. I'm the I'm the youngest child So when it got to me all rules really went out the window I was really allowed to do whatever I wanted. I could drink. I could smoke. I could have sags Not sags, but if I asked I actually remember one time I asked my mom. I was like, can I try it? She was like, yeah, go ahead. Man. She smoked. Oh, yeah, my mom still smokes to this day. My mom. What's her? What's her brand?

Um, Seneca Seneca This is the green the Yeah, Seneca. She's not good. Those are prison cigarettes She's Well, here's the thing though. I will say this if I showed you a picture of my mom I don't think because you know when you think of a woman who's been smoking for as many years Where's all you're really picturing my mom is beautiful

Like you would see a picture of my mom and not think like that woman has been smoking for as long as she has Seneca's no less. And I remember as a kid I was in fourth grade and my parents went to go get hypnotized to not smoke anymore. Yeah, my parents did that too They went to go get hypnotized They went to go get hypnotized. It was very big. No, the only time you should be getting hypnotized is in front of a studio audience And you think you're a chicken for a couple of minutes. No, no, no hypnotized not smoke anymore It worked for my dad. My dad caught my mom He was picking her up from work one day and he caught her in the back of her job

Smoking a cigarette and it was like the biggest fight ever because my dad was like if I knew you were smoking this whole time I would have been smoking this whole time I've been missing out on all these things and then they both started smoking again And then just despite each other. Yeah, that's love. I love that and my mom has not quit to this day My dad, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, but he has literally three jewels charging at once Yeah, I remember that you said your dad jewels the jewel is hanging from his mouth He talks and he says something like dad. I can't hear you and my mom's like We can't hear you with that stupid thing in your mouth and he's like what it doesn't affect anything and he's just he can't stop with it

man who jewels I actually hated the fact that they smoke cigarettes growing up because my stuff would always smell like cigarettes like I went to When I was in high school My music class for a girl. That's a tough one too And I remember my music teacher one day. We weren't allowed to leave the school for Lunch or anything like that. Some people could do that. We weren't allowed to do that You can't even who wasn't allowed to do that my entire school. Yeah, I think that's yeah, that only I think that only really happens in like

I don't know But we weren't allowed to like step outside So my teacher one day Like confronted the whole class and was like somebody is going outside Before this class and smoking cigarettes and he walked over to my area and I was so embarrassed Did you know it was you at that time? I knew in my head. I was like it's absolutely me because I am going home My mom rips burnies. I literally would scream my head off at my mom every day like my stuff smells like cigarettes I smell like cigarettes so I knew it was me and it was so embarrassing

Now i'm glad they did because i'm not the person out that gets mad when other people are smoking cigarettes Because now you you'll hang out with people and somebody will like get a pack of cigarettes or somebody will be smoking And then you'll see a few people be like, yeah, like you're smoking a cigarette Hang out with dirtbags. I don't want to be that person. So that now i'm like, all right, whatever Yeah, that's good though. That that's good to have you know, you you have a you know, uh, what is it like an Antibodies built up against it. You can hang with it an empathy for yeah Exactly smelling like six as a kid is tough Real tough. It's tough because I used to I'd put my clothes on my wrestling bag and then go to school

And then by the time I pulled them out it was like somebody like my mom had smoked in my bag And walking around school with that. It's terrible That's tough. Yep trash Hey That is a garbage where you a coke or Pepsi family growing up coke It's the right answer with dinner Uh, yes, I used to Drink so much soda to the point

I went to the hospital in high school. I had a kidney infection from the amount of soda I drank What they told me that I couldn't drink soda anymore And then I had headaches like every day after that. I just like oh my head hurts all the time My mom my mom was like I had a little bit of soda. I bet it fixes it drank the soda immediately felt better Better I was literally having withdrawal headaches from not having soda. God damn because they kept Stacks and stacks of soda and I have that was orange soda coke I love it. Also. How what an old-school mom taking it, but it's you'll be fine

Take a shot of coke zero like when I would wake up in the middle of the night and you're really thirsty and you get water I would crack open a coke Screamer out of the fridge There's a bite to that. There's nothing better. There's the bubbles kick a little bit. I like the burn. Yeah. I love There's no better feeling than like a nice cold soda going down your throat It's unbelievable. Yeah, they really I don't know if the guy that invented coke knew what he was doing But man, they had to fucking winter right there Like there was literally coke in it. Yeah, it was coke. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, we missed out. What are you gonna do? Have to add our own Huh, what do you got big man? What do I got? Favorite salad dressing It's ranch. No, it's not Caesar balsamic vinegar That's a fucking crap. Look at that. I was not expecting really. I was a creamy italian something No, balsamic balsamic vinegar. That's an island kid to me. I don't know. That's as classy as it gets. Really? Balsamic? Yes. Oh, I love balsamic. Yeah, man. Okay

Uh, and was the bend your first car? What was your first car? Well, the bends was my personal your personal. Yeah, but can we take a second here real quick? Just put a fucking bends. We're releasing it. I'm releasing it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah That's the smart way to go. It was a big moment. You know, my mom like started hysterical crying in the Mercedes And she said I just never thought someone in our family would be able to get a bend And I was like shut up right now. I was like, I want to return it. I'm gonna cry That's so we were in port like that's the thing though. We weren't poor. I the first car. I remember though They had a pathfinder

So a Nissan pathfinder and then we had a rav 4 bad Yep Are a tough look and there's a colony line. It's like what you think I rap for to push your fucking rap for And as a kid I was like god damn Who drove that your mom or your dad my mom my dad had a uh nissan centra for a while Like a little car because he just would drive it into the city. So just one a little thing and then something is up around Yeah, now they have a nissan morano, which is still kind of like they just live in the nissan family. I have no idea

So that's why my mom was crying about it No, no, they're like it was crazy. I like you have to stop crying. This is making me uncomfortable Did you let your mom rip bernie's in the bends? Absolutely not. Yeah, no no smoking in the car So they used to smoke in the car all the time and then this new one that they got my dad was like You really cannot and we actually talked about it when we went to go pick up my car My dad was like no smoking in the car ria like no no weed no cigarettes Don't smoke in the car. You don't want to do that to your car and my mom was like Yeah, he doesn't let me smoke in our car. I was like rightfully so

Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially if it's a lease did they go with you to get the car? Like did your dad go in and work the guy over a little bit? Actually my sister came with me. Really? Yes, man because my dad wasn't too Thrilled about this like he was just like why must you We're a niece on belly! It's a perfectly good rave force sitting in the driveway Literally he was like he's like why why such a luxury car? I was like well, I Can afford that. I don't really buy a lot of other things. I don't treat myself really ever

So like I just want to get this and he's like fine. Whatever go ahead Is that your what's the first big purpose? Is that your first because we always ask people successful people What was your first big? That has to be it. Yeah, for sure. Okay. I love that. Yeah, I love it too. You're so congratulations. Thank you That's fantastic. I just got a Kia no big deal Pretty sick! Sweet I got a jeep latitude parked outside. That's in your parents name. It's in my parents name

Do you get an easy pass? Uh, I take my parents Oh Keep an attraction. Yeah, I use my parents easy pass too. It said that right to the home all she's 23. You're 45 There's a difference. I got a good support system. Huh? What do you mean? You're your Car is in your parents name. My car is in my parents name. So be aware that the easy pass wasn't in because I'm a loser I gotta put this together. You gotta build that credit Credit's actually up. Oh, there's an interesting thing. Here we go. You have credit cards I only have one credit card. What's the limit on it?

Not high. Hit us. It's higher than ours. So you're you trust a thousand Really? Because I never I literally never use it. I only use my debit card. So it does not move Mine was at 500 up until about three days ago when they just juiced me up. Oh, so around we're around the same Mine's currently 200 I just got denied. I got denied. I tried to open $200. Yeah, you're talking to bozos We just started making money I tried I tried to open one with chase for the company So like this is the company is and I got denied this morning trying to open one in the company's name

That is unreal. That's not good Yeah, we're fucking dirtball That's patreon.com slash r. Those numbers are cooking though. We're a cash business I don't know if you've been over to patreon. We're doing this way one year. You guys that limit's gonna Yeah, it just got increased like two days ago. I already maxed it out though That burger had a thousand a month a lot different than 500. I'll tell you that Jesus Christ. Um, Just one card capital one. What do you got? No, it's a jet blue card Because I like well, here's the thing. I actually used to like flying jet blue. I've really switched to delta in my opinion

Really jet blue was good. They've really started cutting some corners and making some they've made some changes Yeah, and delta is really winning people over with their tv selection I'm not gonna lie and by winning people all right. I'm saying me. Yeah, that's great These are right. I like when there's no one next to you then you could put the the flight tracker on I feel like you're in a little command. Yes Oh, man, we flew to Hawaii last time me and my girlfriend had a whole row I had like five tvs going I was ordering snacks for people that weren't there. Yeah, he's in the bathroom He wants cookies. How are you going to hawaii? But your credit card limits $500 cash business. Yeah

We're a cash business. I was never I was I never really had any credit either I didn't have a bank account up until To not too long ago. Yeah to keep up appearances. You guys are making me feel good. Yeah, you should feel good. You're doing great Also, she's 23. So I mean, that's good. That's what I'm saying. She's making us look like fucking asshole Oh, yeah, you buy and sell us. Even if we were 23, we would still look like this This girl's got a Benz. I got a Kia. Yeah, we stink if you didn't say that on the door when you walked in All right, I don't think my credit will ever be good whatever side note But continue that's either here nor there. Have you ever flown private? No

You haven't been on the What I know it's honestly kind of disgraceful that fucking all these people at the company get on private jets And I haven't been on one. What is the criteria over there? You got to be going doing something for barstool, right? I think it's whenever you're doing something with Dave because like yeah, because if you're doing something for barstool That has nothing to do with Dave. They're just gonna book you a regular ass fight Like I'm not gonna put you on a private jet. It's when it has to do with Dave coach, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. Um When it's with Dave, then I think that's yeah, he's not he's not flying

Yeah, that guy rolls heavy. Yeah, and then when you book your own tickets you book coach or first class I do not book first class, but with delta. I do Delta comfort. Yeah, we got delta comfort tomorrow. Really you do No, wait a lot. We have it on the way back from on the way back It was awesome. You guys are gonna have a great time delta comfort. Wait a minute delta comfort the deceits are a little thicker No, no, there's more space. No, no get this they now The the they got the thing for your feet the recline for your feet So you because you know how annoying it is on the airplane that you can recline your back

But with your feet your feet are just on the floor Yeah, I mean they're like a gorilla Next to me it's brutal. I have it's not fun. And now you could put your feet up That's pretty good. Look at that. Yeah, I hope tv TV we're doing all right. Look at that. I got delta comfort on it to get us on the way back from cleaver. It's pretty good Let me ask you this If you go out to eat as a family do

Does your family stack the plates when they're done with them to make it easier for the server No, yes, you think that's trashy It's not classy I just think it's like why yes to make it easy for the server I guess it is making it easier for the server, but Isn't it also their job? Yes, and I'll listen. I'll agree a little signs of class over here No, I know You're not you're not you're not wrong. Also. I think it depends on the

caliber of place of the dining establishment If you're at a if you're at a middle of the road decent place They're johnny on they got they they got the bus boy. They got people coming by these True like an applebee's they're just like yeah at an applebee's you're stacking plates to make other room because you're waiting You have all the apps. You got to make room for that What was the last place you and your family went out to eat together as a family? Do you remember? My god, I know I honestly don't even remember Um, we used to go to chili's all the time now growing up. All right now. We're back. I can't I I

Can't remember the last time we all like I feel like the last time we all went out to eat together as a family We were probably in florida or something but Why why the laughter florida just a tragic place Yeah, you aren't in the south of france me. I love florida I really do west palm beach Yeah, it's nice. Is that where you got where would you guys go going vacation going because you you would just said before We started recording that you had never been to the jersey shore before

Yeah, we would go to florida a lot. Yeah, because we have family there So we always went there. My grandparents lived there and now we have their house there. So like my nice When my grandma died the house then went under like my mom and her sister's name So now I tell everyone that I have a house in florida, but really like my my nano still lives there. Yes nano grandpa whatever, um, but We're we would go on vacation in florida. You say we have a house in florida. Yeah, I'm like, we have a house in florida That's trash. Yeah, I do it too. Yeah, because I was asking my parents. How do I go about this? I'm like You know, it's under mom's name. So technically it is our house

House and what do you mean? Like how do I explain it to people? Yeah, like when I say that I have a house in florida like do I say it's my nano's house or do we say it's it's my house My dad goes just say just say it's your house. Nobody has to know And now I'm telling everyone like the full detail explanation of it doesn't matter. I love it. I like your dad, man Just don't never know they asked a second question. Keep it fucking moving. Who is she about the house? The amount of questions that my so I actually didn't live at home for the past I don't know four years maybe three years like I

Lived with a roommate and then I lived with my boyfriend, but we broke up recently. So sorry to hear that No, it's okay. Good to hear that. I don't know what way it goes either way either way I'm now living at home again. So I'm really getting like the move everything's coming But I'm loving it because I have a newfound appreciation to just laugh at them Like I think you've been yes. I've been removed Whereas everybody else has not been like my sister and my brother who are older than I am My sister's married still lives in the house with her husband there as well

My brother lives there with his girlfriend as well and my mom and dad live there and my nono's there right now So it's all of them Yeah, we gotta we gotta unpack this up a little bit The house that you grew up in the house I grew up in your older brother and older sister now live in that house They still live there. How many bedrooms is it? Um, there's not enough. I'm guessing. No, no, no, there is one two three. There's four upstairs. Okay. Okay Right one. Oh, no, there's a downstairs bedroom four No, and then the so we had a really big basement that my parents turned into an apartment half of it

So half's a basement half's an apartment and Uh question. Yeah, who was the apartment built for my cousin? Of course. Yes, that's never a good one. Then they yeah, wait, why? They just I guess needed a place to live and they're gonna do are they gonna rent from they they like actually paid rent Yeah, okay. Yes. So in in our world, that's what's known as a tough look Yeah, that's bad for for both parties for everybody in bomb all party all parties and but except for you You can hop into Ben's and get out of there

You gotta get back in the cousin does not live there anymore obviously because my sister and her husband now Are staying in there. They just got married last year Okay, so they live down there And then my brother still lives at home and his girlfriend basically lives there as well And they're in his room and then I have my room my nono's staying in my sister's old room That's upstairs and then obviously my parents are in their room Now who's the oldest your sister? My sister's the oldest. She's 29. She's 29. She just got married. Yes, okay And they they moved in with you guys. They didn't move and they've never left

Oh, really? Like my sister and my brother have never left. I have left Twice Come back. Yeah, because I I lived in the city when I went to college in the city for that short amount of time Came back then Moved into the city for a while. You are the breadwinner in the family. I am In a couple years, you're gonna own that house and they're all gonna be living I could easily live in the city now I just I'm like, well, I might as well just for the summer Being on Long Island. I'm like, yeah, and then I come home and I am filled with entertainment

I haven't I used to watch so much tv I haven't watched tv like I used to because I just come home and we sit around the table And the shit that flies out of all of their mouths. I wish I could record, but I can't like Yes, it would be dangerous, but they are out of their minds But now I used to get very mad at it And now I love it. I think it's the funniest thing Yeah, when you laugh at them and then come back and you're removed from that reality. Yes It's like going back. You're like, oh, they're cartoon characters. This is yeah insane

They have never seen anything but Long Island like to them like that's basically just how they act like they are So far removed from reality, but it's hilarious. I also that your brother and sister are sitting there like why the fuck would we ever leave She leaves and keeps coming back. You know what I mean? Like there's nothing for us out there I'll be honest with you if I would If I was I would move in with my parents and stay there forever Like that's how much I like hanging out with them and I like that vibe I get it. I'd be I mentioned the other day to my uh family. I was like, I think like

Or sometime in the fall I think is when I'm gonna start looking for apartments again My sister didn't talk to me the rest of the day Why because they don't want you to leave no Literally didn't speak to me the rest of the day and then texted me like two paragraphs being like I really think it's a bad idea for you to move back to the city Like you really should stay home and save money like this that the other thing I'm like, I don't need to do that though I could move out and it will be fine

She'd miss you. That's what it is. Yeah, they all want you. It's fun when everybody's in the house. Do you guys do a big sunday dinner? so My mom makes pasta meatballs ever sunday. Yes. Yes. She does. Oh, they're really good. Obviously. I'm like my mom makes the best meatballs This actually passed uh Weekend obviously was italy vs. england. Yeah the final and we had like a major italian day Like my mom made sausage and peppers pasta meatballs pasta salad We had all the desserts the rainbow cookies all the family members were over. That's all right. Yeah Damn, you have to invite the cousins. They were already there. Yeah, they were downstairs

Oh, they literally lived down the block. So yeah, um, this is one that we've done Uh, I haven't done a while Do you have any aunts or uncles who don't use their real names such as like an uncle? You know or like gg. Yeah, or an aunt or an aunt toody toody. No No, okay What about nicknames in the house and uncle ray ray or cookie? Oh, yeah, well, and cookie. Yeah, you got an aunt cookie Yeah, that would count. Yeah, but here's the thing. I don't think that's a government name I have an aunt cookie, but like we're not so close that I don't even want to dive into

I'm not like that, but I'm just like if cookie finds out I was talking about on this podcast I'm gonna call my dad. I'd be like, why the fuck is my name being brought up? I hear she's in a city running them out the game. It's me cookie. Call me back Literally, yeah, I heard she's moving out leaving a family Has anyone in your family ever said you think you're better than me? Oh My okay, so I can talk about my aunt debbie I can talk about my aunt debbie because my aunt debbie lives down the block from us and Holy shit, you do not want to be on her bad side. She threatened my life a couple months ago

Can I tell you I don't even remember what I did. I don't know what I did I may have like maybe became successful. That's what you did I maybe I didn't respond to like an invitation to something where I didn't go to something or whatever She literally said to my dad. Does she know who I am? And my debbie my my dad told me this I was like What do I have to fear for my life right now for aunt debbie's telling me do you know who I am? Do you know what I find out you got a Ben? She ain't gonna be happy about that. She came over to see the Ben's She was happy about the Ben's

She's happy about the Ben's. All right, you got to stay on aunt debbie's good side though because she will pick your Ass whose sister is it? My dad's dad says my dad has four sister three sisters Had she a lot older than you like aunt age? Yeah, I wouldn't say too much older in her fifties. Okay. All right. Yeah, she's in her fifties and she's a little 23 year old 24 year old That's good. Does she know who I am? Did she know what I can do what? Jesus christ

My parents were like You have to apologize. I said what the fuck am I apologizing for doesn't matter. They're like you just have to that's it You got to get deb happy again. Yep. Holy Rhea dem's coming over for a sit down That's too funny Parents ever leave you anywhere as a kid? Yeah, in uh, my sister's dance recital they left me in the car They just kept walking. I was in the

Like a car seat. They just left me in there ballpark. How long hole recital. No, not the hole They turned around within like five minutes, but it was I was Where the hell did that baby go? You know actually in in high school? I remember I had like a Not a hammock, but like a swing in my backyard And I was going through a time and I took my iPad and I went out onto that swing and I started Just binge watching entourage like I just was like I'm just gonna watch this show And I was watching it for like a weekend straight like I just didn't get up from from this swing My parents locked all the doors in the house and I like heard them yelling on the inside and then

My sister opened up the door and they were like there she is and they had just never looked outside to see if I was there My dad apparently was yelling that I snuck out They didn't I didn't get a text from them or anything. They just jumped to conclusions didn't look outside No text nothing. They were like she snuck out. They locked all the doors. I was just in the backyard. Jesus Christ Yeah, I love you got a short fuse over there. Oh There is they're fucking nuts Hotheads I used to be a major like major hothead like Anger is it I mean major but now I'm much better

But like I mean not I literally threw a chair across my backyard the other day Nice You guys so you guys that have good proper screaming matches Multiple times a week one time I That's we were sitting at dinner And I remember we were eating penny alavaca, which is my favorite dish And me and my sister got into a fight and I just went like this like dead armor And then I just went back to eating my food and my sister

Screamed her head off her and my mom started like physically fighting with each other like had to be held back Aunt Deb was there actually course And I just sat there and continued eating my food and they tell this story to this day because they're like that is One of the most psycho things you've ever done is just hit someone and then just continue eating Oh, that's fucking good. I mean Long Island, italian. You're you're You're gonna have some issues. Yeah, those are the things though as I get older like you know Like sometimes you're like not wake up in the middle of the night, but you look back and you're like, oh my god I could have hurt them like I look at like fights me and my brother got like, you know

I remember one time I threw a lighter at him Like fucking fired it at him and it hit him right here And like if I would have hit him like too much is up and would have blinded him or something like that Yeah, and you're like, oh, I'll never do that again. Then you do it All right, let's see. Do you know what kind of a cologne your dad wears? I know what it looks like what's it look like It's like a body Is it green no, it's like blue and um

Does he wear a striped shirt the guy? Yes, it's stripes and it's like a body go to a That doesn't sound accurate. Go good. Jean-Paul go to a lameo. I think it's called. Yeah, he's he's fucking dead on Yeah, can I see it? Can I make sure can I double check? Uh, I got it. Yeah. Yeah Um, I can send you the link. Yes. Yeah, that's it. That's it Yeah That's trash. Yeah I mean, it's 73 bucks. It blew me. You know, we used to go to um, how old is your dad? My dad is

53 maybe so he's nine years older than me Yeah, you're rocking the same stuff. That's how I know. Oh, you're wearing it. No, but I usually did when I was younger Yeah, that was a game changer right there. Well, that's not you're closer to her dad way closer to her dad 100% 22 years older than her 22 years old My parents are like young parents. So yeah, they're young parents. Yeah, I would be a young parent If you were a parent, I would have kids. Yeah, if anybody would fuck you Now you would just be an old parent. Oh, man. Sorry. I'm dreading that now. You're not even gonna be like a young spry No, just let's say conservatively an old fat dad

My new sitcom old fat dad Welcome back to old fat dad I think about that So my brother was a little older when he had kids, but he's kind of evened it out now. I'd be I'll be like 50 Bringing kids to like soccer practice. That's a tough. I'd say if you started now, I started now Which you're not. Yeah So we need to add like five years to that. So you'll be like 50 bringing them into the world I think what I'll have to do. I should have all dopped like 16 year olds. That'll be my move

I get you for two years and you're on your own There you go. Anybody? Yeah, he's been living with his mother Uh any male members in your family have a ponytail Uncle cousins. No, no No, do any members of your extended family DJ at brunch Are there any brunch DJs in your family? There's no brunch DJs, but is there a couple DJs there? I'll say this. There have been two

male DJs that were not in mics like Like a boyfriend and like a husband. Okay, so not yes, not my family They married into the family, but now divorced Nice. Yeah, it's good. DJ using the last album. Yeah, gotta get the DJ out of the family. Yeah I remember I showed up to my eighth grade dance and one of them was the DJ Tough man, it was it was fucking tough. It was my cousin's boyfriend. It was tough Oh Randy

It's actually DJ excellent When was the last time you had lobster? Never with my family. Really probably on my own time Probably like Lobster uh lobster ravioli. Okay. Lobster ravioli is big lobster mac and cheese is real it's real big with the trash So yeah, like I when I see that on the menu. Oh, yeah, it's got a little truffle oil and some some right crumbs Actually, I'll tell you the last time I had lobster was with brand's family Brand my co-host. Oh, yeah. Yeah her family. I had lobster at their house at their house. They are the

Quite the opposite of trash like so much in the other direction. Yeah Lobsters at home probably a Saturday afternoon. No, we were at their house in Florida for New Year's Eve and they were making That's classy. That's pretty classy. Yeah um quail eggs Never never. Okay. How do you feel about the pizza burger? No, Hawaiian pizza Hated growing up never tried it growing up. I just I just would be like a pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

Because I just heard that sure love it though. Yeah, love it tastes so fucking good I really do what would you consider to be your favorite snack? My favorite snack I would imagine so there's a there's a lot of Avenues with this because sure when I have something salty I need something sweet and then when I have something sweet I need something salty after so it's like a lot I like salt and vinegar chips nice and I like Reese's Okay

So salt and vinegar chips and Reese's peanut butter cups together Like I'll have the salt vinegar chips and then I'll have the Reese's and I'll go back to salt vinegar chips Let's get scorpions. Yeah, and I like I like ice cream I really like ice cream. Yeah so I don't know that's I think that would be my my go-to like if I just want a snack. Okay I like it. Uh growing up. Did your family drink tang?

What is tang? Okay. Yeah, she'd be too young for that. I think the family would be too young for that It was into the 90s though. I thought okay powder. What was it? What was the what was the preferred beverage at the house not soda? But like if your mom would make juice or something like that iced tea or something iced tea It would be iced tea powdered iced tea with a container. Oh, yeah. Yeah, would she leave the spoon in there? No, okay The wooden spoon. Yeah, it's trashed, but it makes it so good. It's so good. Give it a quick whip before you pour it It was always the most garbage households always had the best iced tea

I don't know why and you know The fights that would be caused when the iced tea was put back into the fridge and it wasn't filled back up My dad would be so livid at my mom. Yeah Unbelievable. In other words, you picked up if it was like a colored thing and you couldn't see in it and you picked it up It was like empty and you're like motherfucking loves it. He's goddamn kids Any injury sustained as a kid? A weird story, but When I was younger, I was three years old

My sister obviously older than I was we were playing house and I was the mom and she was the kid And I was going to work and she didn't want me to go to work. So she pulled a complicated story Who wrote that air? I was picking up double shifts. It was a whole thing back from vietnam and Jesus She pulled my arm so hard. She pulled it out of its socket So my dad rushed me to the hospital and they said to him, you know, you really shouldn't be swinging your daughter around And my dad was like, I wasn't swinging her around. They were playing house. She was going to work

And they were late on the mortgage payment, you understand They didn't believe him for a second They literally thought that my dad like swung me around and like pulled my arm out of its socket I remember that happening kids the the the collar bone and like or like an arm dislocation I had a disease as a kid. I had a disease growing up called hsp very rare disease if you look it up now. It's not like Here's the thing It was very hard for them to diagnose Apparently this is just hearsay because I don't really I remember very

Little details about this like I remember not being able to walk like all these little things And we have home videos of me with like I had just bruises all over my body from top to bottom like couldn't walk so they have like home videos of this And they didn't know what it was. They thought it was leukemia So my parents like thought that I was like kind of die as a little kid I would have night terrors my my siblings talked about all the time. They were like you were terrifying to be around Yeah, night terrors. I had night terrors. I would scream my head off in the middle of the night Had this disease it was crazy. I put you in the garage

Put you down the basement apartment at least it was nuts, but they couldn't so it It's not supposed to last as long as it did but a doctor couldn't figure out what the fuck I had So it just went on for like a year. That's the hospital like every week Jesus Dude the the other name for hsp is spring fever Which sounds like a party you would go to in college. Yeah, or something like like you get on the organ trail or something like that Yep, Rhea got the spring fever. You're gonna have to leave her behind Oh, damn. Hmm. I have a question

Now that you have the car You'll be putting gas in it. I assume. Yeah, what will you be putting in it regular? They told me premium. Did they? Yeah, they said premium only car I know I didn't think too far into that when he was like, oh, it's premium gas. I was like, okay. I already signed the lease Yeah, just like your whole way. Yeah, nothing I could do about that What's the series on the on the on the it's an a-class kippy. Is that check out is that a 220 have a fucking key? It's like one of the most basic Yeah, Mercedes you can get but it's fucking sick. I will say like the inside lights up led lights at night

So trashy purple Or like I could put in the 64 color options Just will there be any aftermarket effects being put into this car? No, you get the windows tinted No, but every one of my family is telling me to do it. Of course We gotta tint the windows. No, they're like, you gotta get the back ones tinted. I'm like, I don't I know Why why what am I trying to hide? I don't want them tinted. Sure. That's too funny Uh, how old were you when you got your passport? So I got it when I was I think I was young because I went to the Bahamas. We talked about this

I went to the Bahamas when I was like seven or eight But I actually don't know if you needed a passport at that time when I went to the Bahamas I don't think you did under a certain age like as long as you just had your parents, but I definitely had it before Eighth grade. It's good Any guitars hanging on the wall at your house? In my brother's room. He's got a few guitars. It doesn't play him until he gets the chicks doesn't play him Doesn't play him. That's trash. Yeah Have you ever seen your parents french kiss in front of you? Yes

Really? I have that's something that gets burned into your brain That's a quick answer. Yes, unfortunately They actually did it the other day as a joke because because they hate when we do it They hate when like we me my sister freak out. Obviously. We're like, no, no So my dad will just like grab my mom and you know, give her a smooch Yeah, that and I remember I was gonna ask if you've ever seen either one of your parents get thrown in a pool That fucks you up as a kid. No, but that the visual of that makes me uncomfortable Yeah, I lose all respect for a parent

Well, no somebody threw my mom into the pool I let a pool party and I I was like fucking seven years old and I ran up and just started fucking punching them in the balls Really? Yeah, he's fucking throwing my mom in a pool. Fucking lunatic. Relax. It's a pool party Jesus christ. I don't like it unless it was in the middle of winter. I mean, that's a that's a I hate when people throw people into pools. So you don't know what's in their fucking pockets If you throw someone into the pool, you're an asshole. Yeah now But back in the day when I was it was pre cell phone like so not everybody had one She was my only ride home

How'd you get out? Well, how'd that help you look? How'd you look in a wet t-shirt? Patty popping out It's a tough look. Uh, what was the last time you had bagel bites? Oh very recently probably like really last day in the house. That's right. You're at home now. Yeah Oh, what's mom? How's your mom do with the grocery store? What kind of snacks are we talking? I'll tell you this she's lacking because Really? We at growing growing up Rosario. They get to a point. They start losing it and yes 100% her cooking's been off the grocery shopping's been off. It's it's not what you just said that publicly

Oh, I know we tell her every day at the house. My dad is we're both getting shot. Yeah My oh my dad's reminding her. No, my mom is an absolute fucking saint angel like The best per nicest person on earth. I don't know how she deals with any of us. It's insane We just throw shots at her all day and she just takes them. She's like Yeah, no, well, she just has really Been slacking. She doesn't put as much love and effort into it as she used to it happens as they get older We talk about a lot on the show. We had the best snacks growing up like we had fruit roll-ups We had gushers. We had chips ahoy. We had Oreos for a while

We weren't allowed to have Oreos because my mom heard that Oreo stayed in your stomach for seven years I don't know where she heard that we weren't allowed to have Oreos She heard that at the hair salon I don't know where that came from an Oreo treat will grow in your stomach every cereal you can imagine We had the bagel bites Yeah We it was said that they were fucking shotgun and coke zeros. Oh, yeah, I mean, well cold cuts always cold cuts. Yeah Wait, did you just say elio's pizza? Elio's. Yeah, Drash. That's my favorite frozen. It's the best. I mean, it's not good

But it's good for the frozen pizza. Oh my god. Yeah Would you guys do dominoes or pizza when you were a kid? No, I mean like when I was drunk. Yeah dominoes, but not like as a family. No as a family Your parents got pizza when they get it from like Giuseppes or something. Umbertoes. Yeah Sounds like he knows his way around the pie Shout out to Umbertoes. I know for real big shout out to Umbertoes. They have the best Sicilian pie that there is That's gonna be our next patreon goal going to umbertoes and getting them. I like that you mentioned Sicilian Sicilian. That's pretty classy I'm starting to become more of a Sicilian man. My if I have my choice. I'm gonna go for a Sicilian

It's usually a better slice the thicker Yeah, it's not bad man has like that and they age well as they sit a little longer. They get a little better. Yeah They really do I think I have I mean I think I have all the information I need I do have two Do you have any other ones and I got two from patreon to do anybody any referees or umpires in your family local

No, but I mean my dad coached like the baseball going growing up Okay, not umpire though was But one of you guys on the team that he coached my brother was okay fair enough If your dad's just coaching and you're no kids on the team Because I remember that one time I had a little league coach was like, which one's your son? He's like, oh my son doesn't play I'm like, I don't even have kids Yeah, mom Called a commissioner. I want to trade. I'm not playing with this fucking creep

This kid doesn't play. What are you doing here Saturday afternoon? Go spend time with your family. I know what he's doing here. Yeah He's scouting their talent. Yeah Checking me out in my short shorts at the right field. Yeah Ah, it's good stuff. Um Oh, I have one uh anyone in your family interviewed on the local news ever No, okay but we one of the auditions I did as a kid was for um Like an optimum tv commercial and they were like they were like can you bring one of the members in

From your family and my dad came into the audition with me. It was like the best day of his life We didn't get it, but it was like the best day ever He's looking in the mirror. It's my big day. This is my big shot It was he was so nervous. It was hilarious because So many years of him Fucking I'd go into the audition afterwards that I have to recite every single thing that happened in that audition What did they say to you? Oh, is that really all they said and then I'd have to recount it 500 times more It's crazy. So when he got to go in there, I was like, so what'd they say to you?

How'd it go? Just like really nailed it to him. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the only question I have I mean my decision's made up obviously I mean, I was kind of I mean, I was I gotta be honest. I was prejudiced before we started If we're being honest there, I like when I first started working at bar school and everyone found out I was like not found out they knew us from long island whatever everyone would call me long island trash all the time And it really would get to me like I'd be like am I gonna be like I'm not I'm not long island trash Lately I've just been like I am Like for the past year of my life, I've been like, you know what I I really fucking am like that's it and I'm proud of it

I've worked the same way where we decided to celebrate it. Yeah, celebrate. I think being trashy is better It's so much more fun. It's so much more fun. It's great salt to the earth people Yes, right there. Uh with that being said, I just have one final question. Uh, who is your mother's favorite artist prince? God damn Right out of the textbook, huh? Yeah prince Really? Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, I uh long island girl Like yeah, that's the nice prince. Love prince. That's so great

I have two from the patreon. So when you join the patreon, I'll answer your garbage question on the air This one is uh, have you ever puked in a bar not in the bathroom? Yes, yeah recently not recently, but just like Like under the bar like very secretly. Yeah, that's really that's up there under the bar under the bar very Tie your shoe or something. Well, can I actually say that it maybe It was a little more recent than I'd like to admit in the past couple of years This couple came up to me and they were like rio. We'd love to buy you a shot We'd love to get you a tequila shot. I was like, okay, I don't really love taking shots

But I'll do it now. I like it but a few years ago. I was like no Did it literally like puked up right onto the table and I was like, I told you guys It was very embarrassing. Yeah, it was very embarrassing But one of those things I had to own because I was like, I told you guys this is your fault going to go over well Yeah And then this one's from Collin Have you or a family member snuck your own alcohol on a plane so you don't have to buy it From the flight attendant. No. No. Yeah. Okay. That's a classy answer. You'll have a cocktail on the plane though. Yes

Yeah, I have to I have to have beers before I fly. I like a little like white wine on the plane I do like white wine because I'll smoke before and then Take the edge off for a little white wine. Take a little edible. Maybe like half a zen I didn't say that It's like you're going to Cleveland relax Fucking it's an hour and 10 minutes. Let's see. That started out so classy. Oh, what are you liking to play like a little white wine? After a sarah quill. Yeah, if you got any if you got any blow a little nebuter all blows not my thing But yeah, you're not supposed to be that comfortable. Yeah. Yeah, you're really getting dealt the company

Oh my god, rio. What a what a fantastic episode. Thank you much for sitting in with us Anything you want the folks out there to know you got coming up, etc. etc Just follow chicks in the office everywhere instagram Twitter although not enough characters on twitter. So it's chicks in the off I'm barstle rio on twitter and then maria chiffo on instagram. That's c i u f f o I feel like I have to spell that out because nobody would be able to find that. Yeah, there you go Chiffo, I love it. Yes kippy. What do you got for him guys? There's always uh at camera and comedy on all social media follow the r u garbage page on twitter and i g

It's just that r u garbage and then you know itunes youtube and patreon and come out to a live show We're gonna be all over the fucking country. We're gonna be all over the place come and see us gang We love you and we'll see you next week. Peace