Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Robbing the Queen w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

We got a family episode baby! Kippy and Foley answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Thanks for listening. Love youse guys! Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ HELIX: https://www.HelixSleep.com/Garbage MINT MOBILE: https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE BUTCHER BOX: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is are you garbage? Oh, yeah, we'll show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that's a good to be classy Yeah, that's a big all piece of trash. I'm your host age slowly coming at you on a beautiful day We're down here at in Toddy's basement. She's upstairs. Uh-huh making some potato bread, okay? I

That's what she's doing For the neighbors or for the house is you are we expecting company? What's happening? I hope I'm wetting my beak on that What do you mean? It's carb free. I think she does it with math Why is it blue? My co-host is coming at you from across the table as a family episode. Oh, yeah, me just a bozo It's just a gang hanging out together give it up for my best pal in the whole wide world Some would say the solar system KJ Kevin James Ryan hey gang

Thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you rate you subscribe on iTunes full video about when YouTube as you know Those numbers are true And obviously the greatest goddamn website of all time WWW.patreon.com slash are you garbage you sign up you get bonus content Episodes at AYG you do episodes of hard feelings do a couple of live streams on there to the whole things a fucking party get involved Oh, the bald guy ain't lying. I'll tell you that right now. And how about a nice? Quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man makes us all look good He crosses the T's and dots the eyes he works the ones and twos god damn it gotta be in a visa this weekend

Give it up for T-Bone McMuffin Toby McMullin everybody Yeah, I'm working the valet. It's the only country that would let me park cars gonna be in there dancing like fucking Tararee He took a pill and a visa So fully he was cool hanging out with Diplo Shut up the Diplo. Oh, that dude's cool man. He's got purple hair. Yeah, he does. All right. He's getting a little too I yeah, this is not a show. We typically do what he pulled down on a gig a couple grand. What yeah Yeah, he does all right hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think depending on the gig. I also gotta do a show

I don't see he's splitting it with you either. All right, like I Always got to do a show with his laptop right and he's in he's ready to go It's a little harder than that these DJs get made fun of but you know that's super talented I love when that when that pops in I'm dancing around popping e-bombs. Let's go Fucking smoking moon rocks. You are I wanted to ask you this ask me buddy. That's why I'm here This is our comedy podcast. We're trying to be better people. I don't know but George On paper I say I am yeah, I'm trying to be a better person do more things this that I want to do things, right? Okay, I'm a fucking I haven't

I haven't traditionally done things right. Uh-huh. We don't have a dishwasher. So we wash everything by hand my dish washing Increase I like to be poor My dish water my dish washing Practice has increased a million fold in the last couple months. I'm washing more dishes Okay, I'm not just so I'll get up. I'll do it just whatever real quick, you know, I look at it like it's a project It takes five minutes ten minutes or we get in the shower. You know what you're done. You don't go worry about it Uh-huh. I

Don't know how my assembly line is to be honest with you I also wouldn't I don't think you're the most sanitized guy I would assume there's a couple pieces of lettuce and spinach stuck on there. I've heard complaints. Oh, yeah There's a couple Yelp reviews out there. I can imagine. Yeah, I don't have a fucking an A rating I can tell you that but I really I'm real heavy with the soap You know what I mean, I really I get an I like a nice scrunchie I like using a little gym sock the fucking as the sponge. Yeah, I was gonna ask what your arsenal is like I can see what kind of hardware you're working with see you rocking with the the sponge attached to the handle with the soap in the

Handle that's pretty good. That thing's trash. My stepdad had one when we were in elementary school. Oh, yeah Well, we would go over in the 90s. That was NASA do we would go over and play with it like Man, it'd be me and my brother Posted up at the counter at the sink fucking. Hey, what I just gotta get a pot. Let's see. Yeah, we're being attacked by dawn See how it works on the kettle. It was like fucking. No, we were just doing this Fighting over who's palm olive? Oh, man. Just doing this. Yeah, we're just fucking my mind dude to see that thing I was telling my friend. I'm like you should see what my stepdad has I like good equipment I like fucking getting it all soaked up into hot water and organize it in the sink. It's all right, man

It's all right that thing. We're past though. No, we got a we have the fucking wooden handle like luffa for the for the cups We have a little tiny thing for like the metal straws We have a nice like Scotch bright, but it's not Scotch bright and we got the scrub boy That's the real grub daddy the scrub daddy the thing that's real shark tank that thing made like a billion dollars Yeah, I take it in the shower. Whoa. All right never eating at your place. Nope. That's what it that's your problem Just so it's fully across lines. Yeah, that's what you're not your borders are all one I like a good scrub and by a fucking remember my dad used to clean my fingernails with that scrub we've mentioned it And I have one in my shower. I took a feel the pain. I took a picture of it

I keep forgetting to send it to you. Yeah, don't I don't need that I don't need any I don't need a picture of anything in your bathroom scrub them elbows my dad always like here scrub them elbows But We have a nice setup. Okay, we have good equipment. She has all kinds of good stuff, but she's out of town I'm doing all the dishes You're also making all the dishes very true. You make it sound like you're doing other people's dishes, too I got neighbors do the dishes like I'm working in a catering. Yeah, so I'm doing all the dishes that I make so okay Let's say I got a couple of cups. I got a couple of plates. I got a couple of silverware in there

This is what I do All right, you tell me if I'm if I'm there if I'm sure so I organized everything scrape anything off if there is Get it up. I take a cup. I take the biggest cup. I have I stick it in there I fill that with hot water and so I see where you're going That's where the silver the silverware sits for a little okay. You got to do a preso soak it now My question is with everything else. Okay, obviously you're gonna do the silverware at the end Do you wash a dish rinse a dish and put the dish away or do you soap up the dish sit it back? So pop the other dish sit it back some of the cups sit it back

Do you I do like an assembly line like that? I do phase one first sure that I rinse Okay Have a smoke put the under our put under armor on it sure and then Armor all under I know you bet and then I put it in the rack. Uh-huh. Is that proper? What do you do? I don't know. I'm a 1-4 guy boom. I like one I clean the whole thing front to back Wow, yeah, and then rinse it and put it in rinse it. Well, I mean we have the dishwasher now sure so Uh, but you know a pot every yeah, I'm doing all that stuff in place and pot suck man pot I don't clean the outside of the pot and my my my theory is what do you mean?

If you don't put if you just write you pull a pot out of the sauce is splattering on there from the other pot You don't clean the outside of the pot if there's something on it. Yeah Huh, but my thing is this is very divisive. Yes. This is what you tune in for this is the fucking nitty gritty Um If you wash the pot or like you pull a pot out of the bottom right out of the the cabinet the cabinet, right? You fucking boil pasta or whatever you're making in there. You're making pierogies. We're making. Oh, we are. Yeah We're making pierogies. Uh, we gotta get the skillet out too because I gotta finish them in a pan. Yeah What am I a fucking asshole? I don't like a soggy pierogi. Oh, dude anybody that gets steam

Dumplings or fucking steam yosa. I feel like I'm eating babies feet or something I can't they're too they're too soft and mushy and warm. It's like eating it Dude get that in the cast iron fucking put it fucking sear it up for a little char on that for me, will you? Oh, man, I can't do it There was once or twice where patty fucking tried to hit us with the pierogies without fucking doing them in the In the skillet Now as a little fat kid at the school, I would just make them like that. I would boil them. That's all I knew how to do Desperate times. I'm not fucking. Yeah, I'm not getting a fucking canola oil out. You know, I mean, they're fucking bobby flake

What are you doing? I just learned you're supposed to put them in the pan. I always thought they just sucked Man You're eating real the the old world Siberian recipes. Kobe's like an eight-year-old immigrant. It's wild This is the far part of queens has bed bugs Not anymore Yeah, but all right So you're making your pierogies the outside of that pan unless you put it in the dirty wet sink Isn't dirty and or wet. That's crazy. What do you mean? If I just don't give it a once over

Because the food that's inside gets around it and on it and other stuff Like the stuff from the outside gets all over you do be specific The stuff that's in the pan in the pot when the pot when you turn it or whatever it gets on the side a little bit It's water if you're making pierogies. It's just water, but it's pierogi water. Yeah I mean like I'm not like it's not wet. It's draw like it's not dirty I'm a big you don't have to wash your face with it with what pierogi water Then it's dirty

What that is that your gauge of things That's what I mean. That doesn't make any I don't even know what that means Toby you literally said you use the scrubber from the dishes on your face. Hey, I'm a dirt ball I'm listen. That's not on the table. What's dirty about that? Nothing got on the outside of it. I think if I just boiled peas or something I'm so sorry. My shot my instinct was to Take a shot of Foley. I agree Foley. You got to wash the whole pan. Thank you pan pot And you agree. I'm a dirt ball though. He doesn't even own a pot and or a pan. I bet he's he's been eating fight

Toby's been eating fucking hot pockets the past fucking three weeks I got a set of aisha curry johns that are sick aisha curry the singer. What's that the comedian? No step curry's wife. She's got a whole They're sick. That's aisha tyler. I should shout out to her shout out You're buying fucking step curry's fucking sister's fucking pots and pans his wife. Whatever It's not even his if it was his maybe. I'll make you pierogi some half corn dog He's chucking them in. He's chucking them in from the family room

Try my new fadeaway line. Toby for three You're trash. Oh, yeah, where did you get those they better be giving them out or something They're really good quality. No, they're not that's crazy That's his wife. Come on. How do you do it? You get a lot crusette or what's it called? A lot coconut. What's it called? We got we got two crusettes. Yeah, that's nice Or a gordon ram wolf gang puck. I'll give you he put out a decent. I mean how is she's not known for cooking? Is she according to my mom? Oh god shout out

He makes a good set I can get me some emet smooth steak not That's fucking nasty I use your tyler cooking where Some dongle Glover hand towels That's it Martha Stewart. That's where you go. You go Martha Stewart You go fucking man. That's nuts. She knows how to make a pillow case. I'll tell you that No name brand pots and pans are better than the carry pots and pans. Like you just bought the branding on that. That's insane

Yeah, you're drinking booty sweat, dude But fucking Alpha chino, man this one is a wonky In the future, we should have a line of something though Sure. Are you garbage? Listen, we're gonna take some solicitations here. Um a little bit Uh, if you have I want a beer. I thought we were getting a hooker

Get locked up for soliciting Hit us up if you if you want to if you work or own at a beer company not like, you know a guy I want my own kind of beer. I want maybe my own cooking where I mean a fucking Aisha Curry's doing it. I can pedal a spatula cooking where something kippies I want to be I want my name all over everything. Are you garbage? Whatever the kevlar. So if you have products or work in that world hit us up Okay, we're gonna start diversifying. How about action figures? Sure

That's all I had Okay, um But yeah, oh and whatever I mean I don't I don't think the outside of the pot and or pan gets dirty unless you put Put it in the sink then to get it get it gets wet and dirty then you have to do it once Okay, that's what I say But you do each individual piece each individual piece as it is but now like I said I have a dishwasher at all I do I do a very good rinse and we've talked about this. I'm like

I'm washing it before it goes in my wife on the other hand Throws it in there all muddy cruddy and it drives me cuckoo. You let a pot sit overnight to soak When I'm lazy. Yeah, sometimes the dishes get backed up like depending on schedule or what? You know, I mean like it falls through the cracks or something It can get jammed up for sure the kitchen be can become a mess and counter space in new york I said when I fucking When I get a house or I move I want the I'm like, I'm building a fucking counter. That's a mile long I'm out out to the burbs. That's where we're going. Yeah, what are we doing here?

Wild fucking the knife fight in this goddamn new york city apartment Yes, sir. It is. Oh, yeah. Plus the roaches the bedbugs the rats. I ain't got none of them goldfish What silverbacks? What are they called silver curls silverfish? I had one in my apartment the other day Man, oh so scared the fucking bejesus out of you. He was crawling up my leg. Hot. What swear to god He's a little frisky He's gonna move on a big guy. He's a disgrace Salted in your own home. Fuck that. Um, but speaking of this guys, uh,

When you know when you sign up for the patreon, we will answer your garbage question on air. Yes, sir Um This one's from matthew. Is it garbage eat an entire box or bag of something? Then bury it slash hide the evidence in the trash In order to hide it from a family of member that's not currently in the house or in the room Well, it knows that you ate it. So you're like you've definitely I've done a lot of that. Yeah Yeah, I've done a lot of that the best move is you get a couple you wet a couple paper towels Okay, don't go through what's in there because sometimes people can tell the timeline like oh

I thought the last thing the last thing you think people are doing trash can timeline math You're nuts Just in case You get a couple paper towels. You wet them. Nobody wants nobody likes that and do coffee grounds. Good night I don't kill the smell too a little fucking nobody'll know you had to keep the dogs away from you Yeah And you cover it with that because no one's going there touching that but I've been busted as a kid for that I've she's gone through the trash on me

She brought like a whole box of kudos or something like that game in the house And we wouldn't and I would just knock that out like An hour or two after she got back from the grocery store on a sunday just fucking What the fuck Jesus Christ You know, my brother would get to blame for it. I could buy a little tire. I don't know I didn't do it before you get the belt Black beauty. Yeah, I used to come out often. Um I'm usually just a deterrent

But I I caught the working end of that once or twice and I deserved it I caught an oven mitt a couple of times even when I was like that's she that was the closest thing she could grab I was like lady, this is he might as well be we having a pillow fight. What are you doing? There's the idea A yg oven mitt there he goes Fucking beat your kid for your feet and slap you slap your kid around no marks Um, she would go to watch this and she would find it. So yeah, you got to cover it up There's no shame in that stop going through the trash. All right. This was years. It was the 90s a wild time

One of the big not big things one of the things that I remember would be uh, you know You would get jammed up not jammed up for but I was always worried about uh, you know My mom finding happy tissues, you know what I mean not sad tissues Or if you know after uh, some alone time You can't just like fucking put you a fucking youth pastor. You were jerking off. What do we do beating around the bush for? I mean your mom watches so patty. I'm there. Well, she knows what she's talking about. She was there. Yeah You think gave me the fucking pornhub pass. Yeah, I mean they wash our underwear growing up They knew what was going on. They knew when you were fiddling

I know but that was always I don't think they did that was always the thing too of like Of like you just can't open the trash can there'd be like a mountain of fucking, you know Allergies. Yeah, exactly. Like it's fucking December or whatever. I wasn't a tissue guy. So I can't relate Well, you put them in your undies. That's what you have to let it go That's crazy. Do you at least understand what I'm saying? Yeah, dog. No, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not a hundred percent I mean you responded to that with like the most insane like no, I just go. I don't know. I go in my underwear I'm like, okay

Make me feel like a creep for using fucking some bounty paper down be the gentleman. I know what the fuck Police like a guy walking around a gun range is like you pussies keep the safety on This guy's ready to rock 24 seven What the fuck Move the firing pin around a little bit take the governor off this thing Um This one's pretty good That we might say for you know something something trying to make something special out of it

This one's from uh old tugbo tody, which is a home run of a name Uh, can we get a garage fridge update from kippy's castle and henry's home now that the summer's in full swing Run an audit so we can see what denise and patty are working with also denise is spelled wrong I mean, I don't want to bring the vibe down, but I could tell you I could tell you mine right now Oh god turned off Out of commission shut down shop club foley's Vacant for the season really everybody's away. This is my move to come in and purchase it I'm telling you right now, man. Yeah, I could make a move on it

It looks like the fucking house and legends of the fall after you had the stroke Whoa, hot you hot you welcome back to deep cuts Yikes, some people knew what I was talking about Unplugged it's run down. Yeah, then nobody's bang burned nobody's partying Oh, yeah Fuckin closed a little bit. Damn. It's real sad in there, too. And that thing's not on in the summer Just a gas just smells like gas in there a couple propane things I turned the grill on for the first time this summer being bit me

There's this family of squirrels living in there Yeah, it's like it's like a rundown golf course Okay, she'll take an offer What would it take for me to come in there and lease out the backyard? What do you want to do and grand for the month? What are you? Please come right in five grand for the month. I get to use it. You already made that offer. You can't go backwards All right. Well, I'll write a check for five thousand bucks For the month of august if you can pay cash, we'll do five thousand. What are you gonna do?

What kind of event you're gonna have there? Well, you guys don't get to say it doesn't matter And you're not allowed outside either a bunch of topless broads running around I got going I'm pressing against the sliding glass door Give me You're jizzing in your underwear Uh Yeah, I could use a nice pool to get out of the city go relax stretch my legs. You're welcome anytime come down What do you mean? You don't even have a fucking fridge cooking out there. Oh for drinking warm coca-cola and stuff

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We all know where we stand on kangle hats However, what level of trash are you if you pay for them on a payment plan? And this is that big thing anytime you check out online now You can get that clona. You can put it on a anything you want You can put it'll be like hey, it'll be 14 dollars a month. It'll be 9.99 a month It'll be 70 bucks. That's bad and you're they're getting a little juice on that, right? Oh juice. I would assume somebody's getting something on that. Yeah, that's if it's a 30 dollar hat. It's like I don't know. I think it does say interest free payments or something like that. That's right. That's what we're doing

But I think what it is so like the website that's selling it probably sells more if they can use this pay-over time thing Yeah, no, so then they probably are all dirt balls. They that The the company that's charging the payments like the financing company is probably getting the wedding their beaks on a percentage of the You know like hey with us, you'll sell an extra 5 000 kangle hats. Give us a fucking kangle hat I don't know but it's one of those things if you know if you don't have the cash on you got a hot date You need a kangle hat. What do you think? What what do you think? is the

lowest amount something can be For me to put a payment plan on. Yes. I don't like the payment plans Because I don't like I don't like people after me. No, I don't want someone coming after me in a month. I'm bad at that shit I'm bad at the fucking paying my bills my fucking my time order got shut off three days ago. Yeah, I just don't pay the bill It's bad. I'm just a fucking idiot with it. My wife goes the wi-fi's out now I don't even think about it like I just got whacked with a 650 dollar fucking conhead bill Hotchie, but that included a two set a two hundred and seventy dollar deposit that they wanted because I was too Have been paying your bill. Yeah. Yeah, so I just called him. I was like get rid of that. Here's the thing shut up

Turn the fridge up a little bit Be cranking some more btu's out here. It's fucking August. It's gonna be hot. What do you got me on dial up? Uh, this is pretty big to bring this up. Um, We didn't say about your fridge. What's your mom's fridge? Probably not good. They go down the shore I mean, she's got some stuff for probably some capri sons But I still think those like eyeballs or those like pickled fucking peppers or whatever roll in there Especially it stays in there for 10 years 15 chicken feet in the back. Yeah. Yeah, they're wonky does I got to do mine up I'm playing I'm playing I'm going home cleaning out the garage getting it nice for um, how's this for a yg product capri sons with booze in them

They have them. I think I think c il ice does those the c il spiked ice teas. I think you're in a in a pouch We're brainstorming Hey, we're not committing anything here. We'll circle back on it on Monday. Okay, let's put a pin in that. It's tablet um, what uh You're about to do a question. I bought no I bought uh, this is go I'm going. This is garbage. I bought uh I mean the lady you're going to germany. Mm-hmm for a wedding in a couple of months there. Nice. So we're picking out Yeah, we're getting married. So we're picking out uh, some flights. Uh-huh and uh

I I I bit hook line and sinker on the open the credit card I opened a barclays credit card barclays. Yeah, because she we like flying Lufthansa. It's german She has friends that work there. It's what she's doing. Barclays is candy. What is it? What what's barclays? What do they do? Barclays center? It's like a finance. It's like oh, it's fine a visa or whatever I thought it was like Cadbury. No, I think it's like the I think it's like the british american express type deal That's my thing. That's my understanding. I don't know It's a bank. It's a bank. Yeah, I think it's a british bank

at that And then It's bald motherfucker. Where's all the money, mate? It's gone. So I got approved uh But I gotta What are you getting out of this? What's this guys? If you spend so much money you get the bajillion miles in the first 90 days or whatever So and you get more

They're linked to because we're gonna be out. She likes flying Lufthansa I'm a delta man in the united states international world of tons of company I haven't done it much, but i'm a big fan of wherever you're going their airline. Sure I don't want to fly delta to fucking spain No, I've flown delta to germany and it's like I want to fly a loco Or whatever the arrow loco Uh Flying air margarita, baby. Let's fucking do this to spain

Mexico, um Paloma, but I I felt I clicked like the banner ad open the sick the open you got the 70 million miles This guy's clicking banners. He's running out. I was approved. Oh fuck. Not bragging. Whoa. Look at you approved Look at you. $2,200. What? Not too bad. Oh, man, those dumb brits didn't see that coming. Also. I applied on the 4th of july suck it Take that you fucking red coats The boys are back, baby I just took 200 and

2000 what is the 2200 beans from you out of the queen's pocket. Oh, yeah the fucking old broad Let that red-headed guy back in, huh? Take it Take a little willies college money fucking kippy sitting on his hip Look at you They know don't don't have you in the fucking tower of london. I'll be fucking scottish yard Scottish yard who gives a fuck come get me you ain't got jurisdiction plus Diplomatic immunity punk my goddamn taxes sometimes

Oh That's a good piece. So what did that do for you immediately getting the flight nothing nothing. I gotta wait to get the card So all you did was buy just opened up a credit card and bought two expensive plane tickets They don't give you points off the jump. They gotta throw some points at you spend. I think $3,000 in three months I'll get the fucking whatever the 70 million points or whatever it is But are you gonna wait to buy the tickets before you do that? Well, yeah, of course How much did it take it's over there just flat retail? I walk in the store. I think mine's 750 okay, I think hers is about the same. Why why what she's going for longer. Oh, okay

Yeah, yeah, I gotta get a fucking and we got an empire to run here. I can't be gone for fucking four weeks Zipping around the emulfi coast. Yeah going. Where's it at? Where's the wedding at Germany? All right, give me a little frankfurt. Okay Nice joint. Uh, they do it weird over there. They do. No, they do two weddings Okay, they do like the civil wedding Which is like at at the Then they go crazy. What do you mean? What do you mean? The first one civil the second one's routing civil is in like we're civil

Okay That's pretty good. That's rare that I get lost second one. They get buck wild That's like when you're taking a photo now a silly one Make a dumb face. That's garbage to do that. What to do the silly photo. Yeah kick rot a fan. Uh, no, they do like, uh Saying cheese they do let's see either. Yeah, one two three fucking Copernicus or whatever. I know how to smile. We're 30. All right um, no, it's more like, uh Smaller it's like a smaller wedding like close friends and family maybe like 40 50 people type thing. Okay, and then Later

Like sometimes like a year later. They blow it the fuck out. It's just like culturally how they do it. Okay. Yeah So that one's gonna be in spain now. Are you going to the little one or are you going to the big one? It's a good friend of mine Wait, so when's the second one? When's the spain blowout? I don't know. Oh, it's down a lot. It's not the same way a year and a half Gotcha. Nice Maybe I'll tag along to that what Just to go over to spain with you Partways

Why would what I might go over to spain while you're over there? I don't like that at all. You can't stop me from getting on the air I can't make your work. I'll make your work overtime I need you to uh, doing some belly button fun or whatever you guys do in here Film fully skull and ask of me. Yeah um Also, we probably can't as being too tight in the industry We can't be in the what if something goes that we both can't be in Europe together. What if there's an invasion? We gotta have we have to divide power and split it

But if we both can't be on a plane at the same time except when we're traveling if we were there together Except every time we go do a road show if we were there together we might help the resistance because we work we work well together What right? I'll be yelling at you. You fat fucking it Our first idea is do a podcast. Don't tell someone you fat fucking it Hey, listen the troops need to be entertained I was thinking about this is crazy But this is also like my brain of I can't not be in work mode. Um, which I don't want to be that guy But if I'm going over there

Maybe we fly over to do our pals podcast over there I then go to Germany. You then come home to try to promote some uh Later you can't yeah some later, uh, european I don't know we're kicking around ideas. Wouldn't mind seeing it Sure sure sure sure Now if I go to fucking if I go to London the fucking Barclays are going to be after me. They'll probably get me at the airport I'm coming out for you wrong side of the road and queen's guard. Yeah Um, all right, this one's a little weird. This is Sean new

$10 garbage can he oh that's pretty fun garbage can here is it trashy for your uncle who's 45? To brag that he and his son who's 15 got drunk and laid the night before Oh, yeah, I assume different. Uh, you know He was out with his boys. He was out with his boys. They both went out. Hey, you know, not that bad I don't I think talking to your dad about getting laid is strange That's I probably the irish catholic repression in me, but that's at a certain age. That's weird I'm not too. I'm not too. I'm not against that But it's weird when if you anything if you do anything sexual

with with with your with your parents Like going I came out wrong. Yeah, like going to a strip club with your dad something like that Where you're both in that situation Of course. Yeah, that's weird. I would even be like Because what's the point of telling your dad that you got laid? It's an instant turnoff for me. What dad look over there Your dad's fucking. What's your name, son? motorboat some poor girl um

Because like what's the point of telling The dad like are you gonna then exchange more stories about I don't understand it It's weird to me and very off-putting trying to assert dominance of breakfast. Yeah I sucked your what I'm the one that got my dick sucked last night. You do the dishes. Yeah, that kind of stuff. That's weird Do you get your buddy now last night dad? I don't think so pussy. You're washed and I'm dryin. Uh, yeah, I don't know. That's all We have a very, uh

Repressed Irish Catholic fat that you wouldn't talk about that stuff You didn't you didn't your parents didn't ask you if you had sex for the first time when you had sex My mom knows I had sex for the first time ever and I'm married. I don't think she knows she just has a lot of confidence in you Uh No, she wouldn't know when like Story if we went to like the strip club or something like she would know like birthdays or whatever She'd be like you were down at whatever working there. She was a bottle girl It's different. She was bartending

She was doing neck roll. It was half off. Yeah, uh, that would be uh, you know In passing My my wife we had like a makeshift bachelor party Uh Where we ended up and uh, a gentleman's established. Yeah, we were the cousins in show. Yeah, but my mom we woke up I get back to my mom's house because I was in Philly. I get back to my mom's house. We wake up we go down And I get my wife's just like, you know, you're peeing They you know, they've been talking about bonans and say we're a young box. Those nude beaches are rare. Um, she's like

Oh Yeah, they went to like she just dropped it at like we're like fuck I got my scrambies in front of me and she drops it in front of my mom like everybody And I'm like, what do you get my mom's like, yeah, all right. We don't you know share that much here or whatever It was like, um, she said what was just like it got like I was like, whoa. Hey, I was like, yeah I don't need to know everything or whatever. She starts crying calls the priest Throwing holy water at me. He's at it again with those tissues. Yeah He tries to hide them

Uh Yeah, this one. All right, this one's from Thomas Thomas Thomas Burke. Hey bozos. I just became a five a ten dollar homie Shout out to the ten dollar homies and I need to know is it garbage to pregame before a night out with your fiance? That might be a little I don't think it's Why don't I think it depends on the drink if she's getting ready and you're having a fucking Manhattan I think that's all right I didn't get that vibe to be I didn't get that vibe either. That's like fucking chocolate and seltzies or something Yeah, that doesn't sound like they're like going out to dinner

It sounds like they're about to get after it together. Sure. Yeah, I don't have that kind of structure We don't like, you know, like what are we going on drinking tonight? Uh-huh. Yeah, we don't we don't do that We I used to have that a little bit Going to get fucked up. Well when she would call she started a bar fight Look over she's got a guy in a headlock. What the fuck Supposed to be shooting darts here, let's go Uh, we would go out and get banged up like together, but like also I feel like my friends would be like She could hang booze in with they got like it's not just you too. Yeah, no lean up in a bar together

Yeah, no, we did that we've done that a couple times in Germany Like it was just me and her or whatever will go out because like what if I was visiting or whatever Pregaming in general is garbage, but I love it. It is fucking Awesome, I love the pregame more than any when the pregame ends. I get so upset when people are like getting in cabs and stuff And they know go back to smoking cigs. It makes the night so much better Alcohol makes things better while getting really really does Tell me knows what I'm talking about huh

Guys have been happy I'm not talking about getting hammered and stealing a city bus or whatever you were doing What you were driving the old train Yeah, I'm talking about having a nice drink like Kevin said while she's in the shower you got out of the shower You're getting dressed the tv's on Kids are running around. Yeah, I do It's probably trashier than a night cat like if you go out I'll go out to dinner night caps And I'll come back to the house and I got some beers or whatever that I'll have those That's not a fucking night cap. You're a dirt ball

No, a night cap you stop at a place and you get a snifter or something or some kind of martini I understand. Yeah, you have a leather jacket on You don't own a leather jacket. Yes. I do not that fits fair enough. Um, I think uh No, I'd say I was saying in the same world of I think having a drink after you go out when you get home is less trashy Than the drink before you go out at the house If it's a seltzer or a fucking IPA or a bud light because you're you started you're drinking out You're like, I had a couple with dinner. I'll go home. I'll have one and fucking watch the end of the game or whatever

Maybe that's a little different. It's better to be a little greased up when you when you when you get out of the house, though It depends where you're going sure who's sailing Uh, get the apps on a table. Let's go can't put your box season, baby Best in the biz love that butcher butcher prime time grilling out there right now You don't want that crap from the grocery store. You want wild caught you want grass fed you want grass finished You want free range organic chickens good stuff? Again, you know who's been sniffing around the butcher box. Who's that petty? Yeah talking about those deals They throw out every once in a while. It's free hamburger every once in a while. It's a it's a tractor trailer a bacon

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That's a fun fucking especially in the village if you're down in the village She'll have the cheesecake and all the fish bowl of bourbon, please Especially in the village. There's a lot of different play pop in whatever Being here pop in there. It's nice. It's a good time. All right. Great question. Great question. Um, all right this one This is from andrew and we've talked about this a little bit is it garbage a girl with a pool table in your living room I would say so. I think the pool table Is trashy and less done right again? Very fun. Good time, but it's got to be done well

Which has to be placed it seldom is you're missing a ball The cues are broken. You only have that little cue with the rake on the end of it It's not never really a good bridge. Yeah, whatever the fuck. It's not in a sand trap Yeah, or do you have the little the little guy? It's never good. The maestro. Yeah, one's a tennis ball. It's fucking No, it's bad done Yeah, it's tough, man When it's especially when it's like most of the room and you can never You have to like if you're in the corner, you got to fucking go up real high or whatever

It's like that scene from Seinfeld. It's a it's a tough look bozo. It's real bad. Yeah, but it's a good time growing up I never had one. I wanted one At some point in all of my iterations of friends groups. Someone always had one. Sure, you know, a couple people had and it was fun it was like When you're fucking 14 or whatever I'm like in the summer you got nothing to do during the day Like you got a lot of time to kill as a 13 year old or a 12 year old. You don't fucking work You're not in camp anymore. You're fucking whatever

It's like and going to somebody's house who has a pool table seems like years. Yeah, dude I've never met a dude in eighth grade summer. I felt like a million years. Oh my god. They feel like it's not even all of you You're like August. It was eons. Yeah, August felt like fucking Retirement, I know you'd go into like three different hairstyles already. You know what I mean do a harp and broken 14 times It was like full of five different people on a vacation camp was it was nuts, man Coming through that back basement door somebody's sliding glass basement door on a fucking hot july day Fucking ice cold ac fucking grab the pool cues hit a couple of fucking brisks. I see ice teas clean living

Right there. Yeah, we had full run of my boy's house He was I don't know they made a lot of money I don't know if it was all real or whatever but it was and it was I mean his place was fucking it was a 14 year old's dream Like official basketball net one that you could do this and it would raise and lower with a glass backboard like a little dunking Uh, drop. Yeah, dude. Yeah, how many times you drop that down to seven feet and have a fucking day with the boys Fucking do an alley oops play a knockout the whole nine yards Snuffing each other. That's when you were just like, what are we gonna do? You're just like, let's get

Let's play basketball then jump in the pool and that that only made it to like 11 30 You're like, what else are we gonna do for the rest of the day? Like being in Shawshank. Nothing but time. Yeah time and pressure Uh, those were good old fucking days. Good old days. Uh, this one's from bonehead for life. Shout out to the fucking boneheads There he is. Shout out to him. Shout out to the boneheads Is it garbage if all the cops know your dad and it's not because he's a pillar of the community Ouch That's smaller town shit too. I would assume more of a pillar in the community

I'm only like a pillar head in the community That's gotta be small town stuff because like if you're known in philadelphia by all the cops, that's a You're a mass murderer or something. Yeah Rico charges you're wanting for fucking knocking over 15 banks. That's tough for that kid Sure, kid's dad. It was a bozo Yeah Getting busted I don't think there's ever been any real

Crime in my world like Lockup crime or anything like that. I told you this but there was two kids whose mom got caught stealing lunch Meet at the grocery store. She's jammed up though Yeah Still made fun of the merciless I mean come on I ever tell you my boy vinny with the skinny his mom was in a shopping bag commercial And we were all fucked up on the couch at like three in the morning and it came on

They shot it in our local they shot it with when she used to be the rich baro shopping bag And she was like I love the deli meat because they slice it so thin and we're like what the like that's vinny's mom A testimonial. Dude our heads exploded Your customer service is always on point. Uh-huh. I come here for the deli trees. You're like what the fuck Mrs. P. What do you do it? What'd they pay off with uh, I think she probably got like a $200 gift card and they didn't need the money either. They had it Ah, man, how nuts is that that was like a fucking

And That's one thing that is trashy as we are My my my mom would never do something like that She would never she would she would never do something like that. Also. I don't think anybody in my family would ever talk to the news Oh, did you see what happened? No, no, we're keep your head down. Stare it off into space fucking see the bugs flying around you fucking spotlight turtles Yeah, like that, uh Yeah, this one is from tyler just says catch up with your pizza

I've done it. I've done it. It's not that but listen. It's not good man. What are we doing here? Take a step back. I'm taking the shittier version of what's already on there I have a thing for uh mozzarella cheese and ketchup Because that comes from uh the pizza place when I was a kid by my house joe shut up to joes They would do much they would do cheese fries But they would use ours ours our place was munchies and they would put it in that fucking to go With mozzarella. Yeah, they would put it in the buddy. Let me tell you something foil to go container Just fries throw them in there then throw the hand like

Too much cheese half of italy's worth dude then slide that into the fucking into the pizza oven Oh It was you're telling me ketchup on that wasn't fucking awesome Yeah, I'll give you that Loved it that was they would also do pizza fries when I throw a little bit of fucking CZ in there a little bit of fucking tomato sauce. I'm with oh boy I love a good pizza fry shout out the munchies in rich burrow How on the nose was that they were open to like 4 a.m. And then they got arrested for like selling mad weight out of there

The guy got caught with this thick of dynamite A Couple of duffies munchies, dude That was like that would that would be like how are we not all getting arrested going to this place It'd be like the only thing open at four in the morning and you're there eating like No one's going there four in the morning sitting in the parking lot across the street across the cop Yeah, so i'm saying no one's going there for the fucking salad at 4 a.m. You know what I mean Getting an early start of the day

Yeah, that was fucking start checking receipts who at the mozzarella fries The calzone fries. Um, that was fucking man Those those cheese fries were all right. They were like 250. There was another place i g's pizzeria Man, this is a blast from the past. They used to do it was in the tiniest shittiest strip mall i g's pizza, but they would do breakfast sandwiches all day On a bagel the size of your tits Huge huge

Like like steering wheels and they were two bucks And we would order like there'd be a group of like 15 of us and we'd order like everybody We get i want a sausage i want a bacon And they would just deliver them to like whatever parking lot we were skating in we're like oh We're gonna be in like the what the chires parking. All right. We'll be by the bank They would come and like the whole order would be like, you know fucking 30 bucks for like fucking 60 sandwiches It was a fucking party couple snapples Calling it man

Shout out to the summer That was like when one kid in the crew had a cell phone, you know what i mean? He had to check his minutes and shit. It's like a really minutes left like a radio and nom You're gonna use he got to make sure you use it right daddy. Oh, we got two calls left. Got ass. Got ass Talking about dog one is open. You know what i mean? Um All right, this one's from snoochie buchies snoochie buchie At the clerks three

Yeah, never had one red ten dollar homie if someone forgets to cancel their card out of a vending machine Do you nab something for yourself and cancel it afterwards or cancel? For them and then put your own money in can you do that? I thought the transactions only for a little bit Well, what if they do it? I mean it could be 10 seconds after 10 seconds a long time for someone to leave and someone to walk Up because I stand at an ATM for about 15 minutes after I don't try I gotta see the light flashing for the card to go in I have to go I don't trust a transaction and I want to I want to see welcome to wherever the fuck we are That's what I want to see. Welcome to scenic a casino or I ain't walking away

Uh-huh. Do you guys check the thing to see if there's a skimmer on it? Do you ever see some of the ones that they catch they look like it's like fucking proper it looks the same Yeah, I use the uh the ATM machine that's on mcdougal street right next to mamoons that's outside Yeah, there's a guy in there writing down your credit card information It's like the flit stuff. Yeah, dude. That's bad. Give me a minute Is this a four or an eight? It's an old card. There's an iguana in there with glasses Yeah, no, that's like you're getting jacked up. Yeah, I was I was warned about it by somebody

Anything that's not inside. I'm a little weary of You know what I mean? Yeah, sometimes but dude if you're if you need cash and it's late at night in new york Not even late, but just at night in new york and that thing's glowing and there's like four dudes standing there and they're like You're like dude. I'm about to get beat up. Yeah, I'm about to get fucking my last 20 bucks I don't like being in there Go I don't like going into the inside ones. You're trapped in the vestibules Like but like they're like lobbies

Are nice and good keeping nice and cold like you mean like like a bank. Yeah out there. All right. You think so? I mean, there's at least cameras. You got to have you got to be at least there. Yeah I'm on fucking crime faces getting the shit kicked out of me. Yeah, I don't know. There's always homeless fodder for social media There's always homeless people hanging out and you walk in and you're like, oh, sorry This your bathroom with the ATM machine in it sir. I cook and dinner You're coming in come in. What is that saffron? um All right, this is from

D'amon daemon daemon um, oh man daemon kippy as an idiot. I think it's D'amon could be from uh fast times original on high daemon d a m o n e D'amon, okay Is it garbage only by your tobacco where you get your chinese food? That's a big That was a big filly thing They always did socks too. What chinese places and filly sold socks as well. They had a couple of different things

Yeah, they would always have some some other merchandise, but that was always temple star shout out shout out to t star on temple I think it's on like broad and Diamond yeah, right at broad and diamond Uh, you would call and they would deliver sigs any place that delivered sigs delivered. Yeah You could get you'd be like, hey, let me get whatever they would just deliver you see I think delivery had to be like Eight bucks or whatever couple egg rolls. Yeah, we'd get chicken fingers and fries for two bucks two fifty They were so fucking they tasted like the bottom of china's asshole dude

They went through fucking grease that hadn't been changed with what seems to be 5 000 years um But fossil fuel oh man, it was so good It was so good But you get a packet at you get a fucking chicken fingers and fries and a couple pack of bernie You'd be like i'm doing an order who wants bernie's who wants sigs Get them they would fucking deliver them. That's a big thing in filly the The chinese food stores have other merchandise. Yeah, where they can hook you up

Also, the bodegas would have like socks and t-shirt like sure new york bodegas are very different from Uh, philadelphia bodegas while there are some similarities as a whole. It's uh quite different Chinese places at socks was usually a fucking home run Yeah, a couple of fucking shrimp rolls fucking do a little general thousand Anything behind bulletproof glass when you're drunk is all right Delicious. Yeah, where you got to go in and go like the making the fried rice fresh Peas are crispy. Mm-hmm. Let's go

Not too not too shabby shabbadelic Uh, all right, this one's from mg kelly getting a buffalo wild wings gift voucher as a wedding present It gets worse. It was only for 50 bucks. Oh, that's bad and he said he's pretty sure it was a re-gift Which of course most gift cards I feel are some sort of re-gift Who it was it was somebody close to the I mean, that's just hey, I'm a fucking scumbag That's what that is. Mm-hmm You came you had a plate probably got the fucking steak right

I would I mean probably didn't tip the bartenders Probably fucking crushed all the pigs in the blanket. Mm-hmm. You gotta have a little class when it comes to that stuff What do you do? I remember not tipping bartenders at cash bar at open bars first I mean when I was pulled like up until recent I would really ride the coattails Of the heavy tippers around me and be like, well, he I know he gave him a hundred early. So Ten of that could be mine. It's my husband. Yeah He's a doctor

I'm a homemaker. Yeah, that's uh, that's tough. You gotta But I understand listen, man, I've not had money. So I've given what's worse not giving money Like I've there there's people I haven't been giving giving gifts to so what's worse that or a $50 fucking Get true. I don't know I've iced people before I got one or two on me back in the day. I got Yeah Well, I'm not gonna give it to my brother, right? I mean at the time we were business partners No, I just honestly, I didn't have any fucking money Then every time I didn't have money

I've never intentionally done it where I didn't have money and I was always with the intention of I'm going to get I'm going to mail it next week when that check comes through or What I've I never been like, oh, I'm for sure stiff in this person if I got married Would you would you give me an envelope? Of course We'll just say you're welcome No, I'll get it. Uh, yeah, of course. What would that be? In your envelope. Yeah I'd be expecting two

200 thousand dollars. Why what that's crazy. Yeah, I don't did you give me anything? Yeah, I wasn't invited still a gift card would be nice. I know your mom gave me a gift card did she Your mom gave a oh, yeah, that's right. She did I'll stop by baffle a while later today Your mom gave my wife some flowers. I think or no, that was me. I oh, I did give you stuff I gave you as a couple. There was no there was no two thousand dollars. No, but there was a gift card I think it's for marshals. You gave me a marshals a gift card. No dickhead. I gave her a sporting goods as well as it

I gave her a home goods thing That's the same as marshals. I got her flowers. I brought you a whipman sampler And I got you, uh, I think A regular gift card What didn't I a right? What's a right? No, like one that's not to a place Or maybe I got you a wall walk gift card And bought sigs on it Hey, listen

There's only 19 18 13 18 left by there All right, this guy's got me dead to rights, man. I mean, I don't really want two g's from me. Not now not now Not after after after realizing all that I would probably do and now I feel bad for this guy too With the buffalo wild wings. That's tough. So you have to be honest. I've never been there. I'd like to try it out I know there was there was there was 50 stinks. Uh-huh. No, come on. There was a lot of chatter about them putting one in um By the gw at the gw bus terminal they redid that whole fucking thing

And there was a lot of chatter about them putting one in b-dubs g-dubs b-dubs at g-dubs at g-dubs b's gotta ring to um because like all the people I guess for like are coming from They're I guess they're thought is like so many people commute over the bridge there They take the buses and shit of like they're coming after work hit there for the game or happy hour We'll meet there. We'll have some drinks. Well, you know And man, I was like really fucking pumped to have a fucking b-dubs in the back in the backyard On a sunday hold down watch the game with the guys couple of beers cheer on your favorite team No

But not anymore chili wings god damn kovat took that. Oh, you get them. Um but tobacco I I can't hate The $50 gift card unless they knew like I would assume it's going. Hey man. This is all I fucking have The only times I've been to I had to go to a wedding where it's like I gotta get the fucking suit I gotta fucking get there. You got the night before you got a hotel room All that shit. I have a feeling this gentleman wasn't staying He drove there and left sure which could have been but it's also like he gave you a gift

I've done way I I've stiffed you you know True I've put stuff on the I've taken stuff out of the minibar Skated on the fucking on the room So you get your blender So I can't hate it completely. Okay. Uh, this is another wedding one and we can wrap her up Have you or anyone you know been cut off at their own wedding? Have you ever seen a bride or a groom? I would assume a groom. Oh, yeah way too fucked up. Oh, yeah 100 percent

The husband did something stupid. It was awkward the next day For sure. Yeah, all of a sudden one of them just disappears. She she went up to bed. She went up to bed Yeah, we put her up to bed. She made a long day. Yeah, she's a little too excited. They never just say Dumb bro got fucking black out. It's always like she was excited. She was probably puking her guts out in the fucking lobby Yeah, that's that's a tough look. I you know, I definitely uh dab it a little too much during my wedding uh festivities um Might just you know, yeah, I think I called my wife a bitch or something

Jesus Christ. She was trying to take my suit off me or something to like get me in bed. I was a real banged up I'm brown liquor runs through me But any who that's all water under the bridge It's all Evan Williams under the bridge Shout out to jd Brought to you by buffalo wildly All right, let's wrap her up. All right gang. We love you. Come see us on a road, right? We're all over the fucking place the ticket links in the description guys. We're coming

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