Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Ryan Shaner & Brian Six - Flame Tattoos

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Kippy and Foley are joined by old pals Ryan Shaner & Brian Six! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG True Classic: https://www.trueclassictees.com Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jean

Hey, gang, let's talk about that middle class famous tour, baby. Machi Machi. Getting bigger and better, and it just keeps rolling on, gang. Uh-huh. It's a live stand-up comedy show. Plus, we played a little L.A.Y.G. with the crowd. As I always say, great way to introduce new people to the show. So grab the squad and come out and see us.

Yeah, guys, in October, we're going to be in Nashville, and then we're headed up there to Indy. Then November, we're hitting Atlanta. Two shows added there. Then we're headed to Charlotte. We got Philly, two sold-out shows there. I apologize, you snooze, you lose. Then December, we're hitting Providence and Boston.

Those are currently sold-out, but we're adding new shows. Stay tuned. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.

This is Are You Garbage? Little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out they're good to be classy. There's the big old piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here at Aunt Tutty's basement. She's upstairs. She's got the meatballs going.

She's got Manicotti. She's got fresh garlic bread, because her namesake, her baby boy, is in the building, ladies and gentlemen. The only biological relative. The bloodline lives on through Ryan fucking six. That's insane. Wow. Take that over there in England.

I'll tell you that right now. We got our own royal family in the house. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He's the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's an international businessman. He's the Prince of Park Avenue, but always, no matter what time of the year it is, king of the boardwalk, baby.

Look at him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Hey, gang. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe, on iTunes, full video available, YouTube, as you know those numbers are cooking, Michael's T-Bone, and then, obviously, the greatest website of all time,

www.patreon.com slash Are You Garbage. Check it, the fuck out, gang. Sweet Lord, do us a favor. We love you, gang. And he doesn't have a mic this week, because we've got a couple special guests in the house. But how about a nice round of applause? Put down what you have in front of you,

a cup of coffee, champagne, whatever you're drinking, and give it up for the one and the only, T-Bone McMuffin. Toby McMullin, everybody. T-Bone. We love you, pal. Go, man. Piece of shit. Cut that.

T-Bone's got no mic, we've got two of the funniest, two of the biggest dirtbags Philly has ever seen. Wow. Man, we show up, we try to be nice. The host of your fucked-up podcast, do me a favor, give it up for Mr. Ryan Schaener and Mr. Brian Six. Hey, gang. How's it going?

Two old pals of ours. Which I just realized how crazy Six was, getting a really good look at him in the light. Watch your feet, Julie. Yeah, I don't know why. The glass is something I really took it all in. This is just off to a great start. Getting a look at you being eclipsed by your face.

Jesus Christ. I couldn't see him. Sorry, I couldn't see you on the dark side of the moon, smoke face. Fully blocked out the sun. Boys, how the hell are you? We're good, how you doing? We're doing good.

How was the trip, pop? Shitty, we got delayed. Goddamn delayed so many fucking times. So I don't need any guff. I need to take a delayed train to get my balls broken. Yeah. Let's get into whacking up this whole fucking merch money here.

Which means he's got a fucking point. He's not lying. The tootie you describe is I have to remind me to tell my mother, you should have heard how they describe tootie. All right, so hold on. For the listener, for the listener, Aunt Tootie is actually Brian Six's real Aunt Tootie.

That came from, we asked, one of the questions we ask is, do you have any aunts or uncles that don't go by their first name? Like I have an Aunt Soupy and an Aunt Quinney. And he goes, oh yeah, Aunt Tootie. And lived on. And it was too perfect. And I called you and asked you,

do you mind if we do the podcast on Aunt Tootie's basement? Yes. You asked her, she said it was okay. And that's how we got down here. And then you took insane creative liberty with her and made her a guinea as fuck. She's from Ireland. She's making man a Italian.

Look at the Italian part of Ireland. Yeah. Yeah. The loudest part of the Emeril Isle. She's from the boot. If she, what side of your family is Italian though? My dad's. Your dad's side.

So that's where, when you guys are down the shore. Oh yeah. And you do the family reunion. At the zoo. Oh, that was it. You do your family reunion. Yeah, at the Cape May Zoo. At the Cape May Zoo.

Shout out to Cape May Zoo. I was paid on by a lion there. Was he standing out there? I got into the cage. Don't tell anybody. I'll be with the bathroom, Kevin. Jesus Christ. He's in the stall.

Did you get an eyeful at the urinal? Like, look at that. Hey, take a look at that. Dude, you're not gonna look at a lion's dick? You gotta look at a lion's dick. I imagine not that great, to be honest with you. No way. There's a, I know lion's dicks are kind of like dog dicks.

They come out of the box. Yeah, it's not a good, the only one that's really solid is a horse. He's like, no, I have scientific information then. I'm just saying. The horses are they, woo, man, they're real ones. Yeah. Those guys out there.

Elephants too. Yeah, elephant dicks are gigantic. Yeah, they're like the size of a Honda. Yeah. Whales too. Yeah, but they probably look weird. They do look weird. Do you know that the fucking picture of a Loch Ness monster

that's been used for years, the black and white one that looks like a shadow? Is a whale's dick. Is a whale's dick. Could you imagine how long someone's been like, is that really true? Yeah, dude. There's no way.

That's just true. It's definitely fucking true. Look it up. Ebone, can you get on that? Whale dick, just Google whale dick. So that when, I think it's. Are there whales in the lock? I guess so.

I'm telling you, it is. Bring up the picture, dickhead. You gotta go nine separate. I'm telling you, I did not go on fucking Pornhub and not see a whale's dick. Ask my boys on 4 Chain. That's where I get all my crypto shit. All my crypto and whale dick information.

I knew about Bigfoot's cock on Pornhub as well. Do you have anybody in either one of your families that would believe in something like a Bigfoot or? Cause you come from like kind of country folk a little bit. Yeah, dude, I knew a couple. My uncle John said he saw a skunk ape on the fucking Appalachia trail. Isn't that Bigfoot?

Yeah, it's the same thing. A skunk ape. A swamp ape and Florida Bigfoot. Ape-like creature said to inhabit the forest and swamps to some southern United States, notably in Florida. They kick really bad though. They smell really bad. They kick?

That's what they call it. That's the rumor. Yeah. That's what they call it, the skunk ape. I didn't know. Cause it stinks. Cause they throw it at you? It's getting on fucking balls

in their asshole and shooting it out everywhere. Couple of dingleberries. Any UFO sightings in your family? Fucking I wish, dude. I'll be bummed out if I die without seeing a UFO, for real. They're taking you straight up. I would fucking, I would love it. I would fucking.

You'd be probed in no time, dude. I would hope that I would just be taken away and then never return for like, I'd do that thing like. Most of us would. Things are going good. Hey, yeah. Dude, don't you just get abducted and never have to do anything?

It'd be cool if I get out of work for five years. You'd set it with a lottery and you'd get abducted. That would be sick. You gotta buy anything on a UFO, dude. The scratch off is just three saucers. You're like, pick me up. Get me the fuck out of here.

In your reality, you get abducted by a scratcher. How was the summer for you guys? Any donations? Down the shore. Not as much as I wanted. I surprised my dad on Father's Day. That was good. What'd you do?

Surprised. Jumped out from the closet at him. Yeah, he called me an asshole and that was it. It's like, what the hell are you doing, assholes? Like, all right. Wait, you surprised him down the shore. Yeah, it was my birthday too. Okay.

And then he called me and then he went upstairs. That's good. Wait, so hold on. It's Father's Day. Yeah. What's your birthday? It's on Father's Day. Next day, on that Monday.

So I came down. My sister knew. We surprised him and. Your dad lives down the shore. Yeah, my both of us. Your parents together still? Yes. All right, so they got a shore house.

Yes. I'm guessing Wildwood. Do you have a warrant as well? What the fuck? When are they usually in bed? What door is usually unlocked? Holy shit. He likes his book.

Oh, Christ. Good Lord. I like how six took two follow-up questions. Like, no, I'm done with this. It was like three. He's killing me. But yes, they lived full time down the shore. And I thought it'd be a funny surprise.

Good surprise. Hey, what's up? Good to see you. Yeah, and they were coming in from the bar and he's walking up the steps. And then when he opens the door, I was in the kitchen. I was like, surprise.

And he's like, what the fuck, Ansel? God damn it. Jesus Christ, all right. And then just went upstairs. And we hung out after, you know. I have a follow-up question if you don't mind. This is on Father's Day that you do this. But you didn't show up until in the wee hours of the night.

No, it was like five, five, six o'clock. He was getting in from day drinking. Oh, yeah. No shower, happy hour, baby. Dude, come on. You know where he's at. He's right across the harbor, dude. This is wild, would I assume.

Where else? We're not allowed in those Seattle spots. They're not Avalon people, all right? Bitch, it's Avalon. And Shayner, what about you? How was your summer? Dude, so fucking hot and miserable and stupid in Philadelphia. I didn't go anywhere.

The fucking pea season was at Top Peak. What? Like in the streets, you mean? Oh, dude. Every, so there's only the Broad Street and the Market Frankfurt, and now the Broad Street has become the new Market Frankfurt and there is just piss everywhere.

That's tough. And murders. And murder, oh yeah, murder, all, so much murder. It's so good. I got showed guns for the first time. Like flash? I've had guns pointed at me a few times, but shown them like this.

That was yourself. Yeah. In the mirror. I was waiting. I was waiting. What the fuck are you doing, man? I'll do it right. I'm the only one to play solo Russian roulette.

Yeah. Just like, you know how to play? Do it, man. Yeah. It's like, why are you wearing that red bandana? I was like, I'm having a good game day. Wait, so people showed you guns. So I got off at the fucking north.

Wait, is this when you were house in for Danny? House sitting for a minute. Tell them where you got off at the fucking somewhere. I got off at Allegheny in Tioga. Nice. Also known as Fallujah. Yeah, it's a nice air. I actually wanted to help a dude.

I saw him injecting heroin into his elbow. And I remember being like, hey, man, you're going to get high that way. He was like, come on, buddy. It's a waste of a bag, bro. It's like, you're going to break the needle. That's a fucking elbow. What are you doing?

Go for the vein, bro, or the eyeball. But it was things like I knew it was sad, but I wanted to be like, I just need to help you get a hot shot and get out of here. In my head, it's just like, dude, if you can just do one more and get the fuck out of here so I don't have to see you next time. You got rubber gloves. You're pulling it out.

Take a dirtbag, EMT. I've become fucking Stoner Kevorkian right then and there. Who are you house-sitting for? And where was this person that you need a house-sitter? So who would hire you as a house-sitter? First off, I'm pretty good at house-sitting. Boys, we're going to have a lot of questions this episode. Just so you know.

I'm just telling you, our producer, Danny, he was on vacation with his lady. They went to the Galapagos Islands. So they let me be in charge of his house and his dog. OK, so you were a dog-sitting. I was dog-sitting, but I stayed there because the house-sitting makes it seem like you were at an estate out in Hampton somewhere.

I mean, you were in North Philly watching a dog. You were organizing the deliveries and the kitchen staff. Like Alfred. Yeah, I had duck tails on it every night. Yeah, I was fucking killing it. But yeah, I had to just watch this dog for four days. What kind of dog? Fucking bulldog.

Who goes to the Galapagos Island for four days? They were there. Actually, they were there for a while. I don't even know where it is. Well, they were only in the Galapagos for four days. They go down to the shore for four days. They went to South America for three. Then they went to the Galapagos.

Gotcha. And then they came back to South America. I'm still too short, man. I'm totally weak. It was a good week for them. It's all right. Me just hanging out with a dog. I love it.

Spud's McKenzie. Yeah, Spud's McKenzie. Is the name of the dog? No, Goblin's the name of the dog, but the breed is Spud's. It's that kind of dog. It's that kind of bulldog. Oh, OK, gotcha. Breed is Spud's.

They always scared me. It was like bitters. No, that's dog was so fucking boring. How many dogs have you been bitten by in your lifetime? Five. Yeah, I would assume it's been a bunch. One was Spud's McKenzie. Yeah, actually.

It was a real dickhead. If my dad took me to Dover, he's like, yeah, we're going to check out Spud's. Don't go getting near his face, though. It was a certain time when Spud showed up somewhere. It was a crowd. Dude, it was a party time. I actually saw Spud shooting heroin into his elbow.

I was like, what are you doing? It's not going to work. Sorry, the game is handler-free. You got to be all right with this shit. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was just a very boring summer for me. Wish I did more. So what happened with the guns?

Oh, so you're on your way there. I was walking home from work. So it's like about 12 of the night. OK. As I'm walking, this car pulls up alongside of me. And I have one headphone in to pretend like I'm listening to music and the other one out. So I hear someone's trying to fucking kill me.

Sure. So you're looking for trouble. I'm just walking. Are these wired earbuds or wireless? These are wired. OK. I've just asked him. He's wearing the exact headphones he's wearing now.

Camouflage for North Philadelphia, OK? Calm down. So anyway, I'm walking. And I see this car pull up alongside of me. And I don't acknowledge it. So I'm just like, whatever. And it's slowing down. And then getting in front of me and slowing down again.

Getting in front of me and slowing down again. So I'm like, shit. Dude, I want to turn and run the other way. No, you don't run. It's like running from a dog. That's how you get bit. You dumb shit. What you do is you jump in the car.

Yeah, you join the crew. You try to carjack them, dude. But I do it with finger guns. It's like, get the fuck out. Let me see your hands. Put it up to my head. I'm like, you're fucking amazing. He's the guy in the car.

I'm going to kill myself in front of you. This guy's all right. Let him in. But I stopped. Then I stopped. I was like, what the fuck is this? And it was like kids. The oldest one had to be like fucking 16 or 17.

And they just show me these guns they got. And they have fucking pistols. And one has like what looks like a fucking 16. Rocket launcher or something. Yeah, dude. And I'm just like, OK. What are you going to do? Like, do they make any demands?

No, they just showed me them. They just showed me that they had them. That's kind of nice. Like, yo, check out these guns out. It was like so bizarre. I was like, well, all right. And then they sped up and then darted out of the fucking scene. You could have became friends with those kids.

I was hoping that they would. Come back. They didn't say anything. Because I took my ear but I'm like, are you guys going to offer me to buy these? Because I don't know what else looks like. What did you actually say? Give me the exact change.

I didn't say anything. I just stood there because I was like, what am I going to say to these fucking kids? What did they say to you? Nothing. They just showed me the guns. Like hanging out the window, they showed you the guns. They just showed me them.

And then they took off. It was bizarre. It was the most bizarre interaction I've ever had with anybody. I'd probably look for some approval. It's a good look. That's a good look in AK-47. You took it all right.

You got to shoot your eye out at it. Love you, buddy. Get out of here. Thanks, mister. God damn. Man. All right, but also let's touch on, you mentioned briefly beforehand that you're in,

you do some wrestling on the side. Yeah, every now and then. Like, I don't know anybody that's ever wrestled. Saint Roman Greco. No, no, no. So it's like an amateur professional wrestling. OK. Six, are you involved in this?

God no. He would never, dude, the day that he would never. He would never. He would go support him or he would go in his corner. I felt like Jimmy Hart with a guitar. Dude, you got a snake in a bag. You came out full honky tonk, man. That would be fucking sick.

These two are wild. I know. There was, yeah, no, Six has never been there. It's like asking your dad to come anywhere. It's like not going to happen. So the whole thing is, the persona is, I'm a veterinarian. I saw because you were in scrubs. You were in a very tiny ring in scrubs.

In scrubs, yeah. So I'm a veterinarian that only puts animals down. Oh, god. So that's the whole, like, persona is, I'm a bad guy. Who only does that? This is on TNT? Which animals? I wish.

Spike. The last match was with the Rock, wasn't it? I told him to go home. What's Stone Cold really like? Yeah, OK. What's the, do you bring your stuffed animal with you? So the whole thing is, the first time I did it. Like a dead cat or something?

No, I wish. See, the whole thing is, the guy who runs the show, what sucks is I always have to run matches by him. But over the three years that I've been doing it, he's gotten more and more mad at me for the shit I've done. Because he's gotten hate mail for stuff I've done. Because you're a bit of a wild card, I would call it. He showed a video of a fucking gold retriever getting

whacked by a car. That was fucking great. It was funny that you hear him like, the dog lived. The dog, I don't know what that dog lived. But it wasn't like Gory, it was just a dog getting popped by a fucking. You don't see it. Wait, how is there an audio visual aspect to this?

Is it like when you're coming in? So it comes quite a production thing, actually. Yeah, they got some little bells and whistles on it. But yeah, there's a screen. And the whole thing is, the guy I wrestled, he came out and he was talking about how like, oh, it sucks being on the road because you had to put your dog in the kennel.

And then I came out like, yeah, not only do I run the kennel, you're wrestling for your life, you're wrestling for the life of your dog. And if you lose, I'm going to put the dog down via Skype. Jesus. And then everyone starts booing, as you do. And then we had the wrestling match and then he won. So you're a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. Always a heel. You're not Mr. America. No, you don't got any cities to paint. We're going to put it together, Kev. And the last pony crosses the finish line here. You don't got any makeup at the house? What the fuck?

No, dude. A speedo or something? Why don't you pick up video games or something? Oh, that's so funny. You're a crazy guy. What's the name of the character? The vet. What do you think it was?

Well, Dr. Hank Johnson. It's just a real guy's name. Yeah, you should just book a local vet and just ruin his life. You know, that would be fucking great. All of his reviews go down Victor Leland. It's like, no, damn it. I didn't do that. Yeah, and the vet does whatever the fucking wants.

Now I know why you haven't been there. Yeah. Yeah, it can't be for you to go. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want him there. Oh, no. Fucking no. I was going to go the one time.

It's right at Phil Mocha. Yeah, Phil. They do that far from my house. I would have went, but it's like it's also got to remember this is more of like an acting where it's like, Shane is the only one actually physically going in hard for wrestling. The other shit is two assholes trying

to be funny with their characters. And that's it. They don't like wrestling. It's very easy. The only one like going hard. They're like born. And I want him to jump off the top. You guys have been in Phil Mocha, right?

I haven't. Anyway, it's like a mini, I don't know. It's a mini, basically a venue, but it has a top. It has a mezzanine. A mezzanine. Yeah. And we looked at it, I was like, you could jump off the top. ECW style.

And then the kid wouldn't let him. And they wouldn't let me. I like how you're like, I would go if Shane are stopping a pussy and put his life on the line here. Yeah. It's like, it's two chicks like playing fucking. No, I want to get it turned back into the fucking bingo hall in South Philly.

That would be sick. New jacking it off the mezzanine. I want him jumping off the roof. And I don't approve of the dog videos. I'm an animal lover. Put your life on the line. Lean those kiddies along. Oh, Christ.

Well, boys, it sounds like you had an interesting summer. How long did you stay down the shore with your dad? That time, it was only like three or four times. I only made it down like three or four times total. The whole summer, it's soft. I think I got down three times. Yeah. You drive down when you go down?

No. No. Usually, well, Kyla will. And where I'll take the train. OK. Maybe hang out in AC. You guys know what I'm doing. I've been known to do that.

I get up. I did a little gamble in the Philly a couple nights ago. Where? At live. I was at place. It was pretty nice, man. I don't know much about casinos. I thought it was a pretty nice joint.

What did you play? What slot machine were you in? I'm a Wheel of Fortune gal. I was like, what bathroom stall did you get caught in? They gave me balloons every time. Tracking me out. Jesus. We did have a nice night.

We did have a nice night. Everybody want a couple of bucks? Everybody want a couple of bucks? It was pretty clean. I'll tell you what. I can say this. You can tell the oxygen that's being pumped in. You're right.

I could really tell it. At live? It's my fucking merit cigarettes. That's no heart. But I mean the oxygen being pumped. You know they pump oxygen in the casinos? Yeah. You know about the fucking Loch Ness Monster?

You know about the Loch Ness Monster? Look, I only gamble with my life, holy Jesus Christ. They pump in oxygen to keep it because it makes you more alert. Heavier oxidants. Dude, I did. I could feel it. Yeah. It's the first time I was able to breathe right too.

In 15 years. First time you had a full lung capacity. I was going to say the only time it wasn't snoring awake. Can I sleep here, by the way? Who does your CPAP machine here? Kimmy, how about that butcher box, baby? Butcher box, butcher box. Ooh, butcher, butcher box.

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We both won. We do roulette. We both won a couple of bucks. It was nice. Spread it around a little bit. I give Kippy shit a lot, especially how he is in the casinos. He gets real thing. But I've changed my course on that.

We fought on this for years. We went to a casino one time together in Atlantic City like two years ago after a show. And he fucking stinks, dude. You're getting more fun to be around. Yeah. You used to be a real tough hang. Yeah.

In general, at the casino. In general. OK. But at the casino, for sure. Sure. We're all there. It's like 2 in the morning. We're at the casino.

We're drinking. We're at all at a table having a blast. And he's like, let's get out of here, man. We had just gotten to the casino. I didn't get to life. He's like, let's get out of here. Let's go over there and smoke cigs and get a beer. I'm like, Nuddy, we're at a table.

We're playing. It's like six of us. You get free beer there, too. I know. And he does a really good job. I give him shit. He does a really good job of explaining the game to me. Very patient.

He's a very good roulette coach. So this is like Rain Man just with two retards. That's what this is. You're pulling up the escalator backwards. We're just walking. We're not making it anywhere. They're going up the wrong escalator. They didn't put the suits on.

What are you doing? We're just carrying on. They both don't fit. That's what that's like. Yeah, he's good. Tells me how to do this. So you're new. You're new to.

Dude, I never fucking gamble. Really? I don't know how to play cards. I can play. I can play war. That's OK. I can play that. I don't know.

I don't know anything about poker. I don't know shit about it. Anytime we've played before, I just bluff. Or what I think is bluffing, I'm like, yeah. He pulls a gun out on everybody. He doesn't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing. He's like, I bluff that one.

I'm like, that's not bluffing. It's like, boom. He's like, all in. His cards are upside-down facing us. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? There's a rules card in there. Where'd that come from? He's got the instructions.

I've got an uno reverse in there. I'm like, here we go. You draw three. Wow, card. Bang. And I raise you, Colonel Mustard here. Well, that's good, though. That's a basic game.

Yeah, it's fun, man. Just play the inside. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I dabbed on the outside a little bit, too. That was kind of my buffer. If I knew I had a lot of action on the inside, I'd throw a couple of chunks on black or on red. Just a cushion, the fall.

I'd call them chunks. Oh, my. He's putting a Reese's Dock. I'd put three Skittles on black, please. Sir, ranch is not an option. Don't put that on the weed. He's also jammed out. I want to be paid out in shrimp.

Dude, if you walked away like, what's your buffalo shrimp situation? All in. Table's all greasy. Just slide it across. Now's a good time. We had a good dealer, though. Yeah?

Yeah, there's our Billy's jersey. Wait, what casino are we at? We're alive. Down at St. James. I met the other time. Oh, in AC, we were in Bayleys or something? In Atlantic City, and it wasn't a good scene. There was literally a homeless guy at the table.

There was a homeless guy frothing at the mouth, stealing chips. I'm sorry I wanted to get out of there and go see if Hooters was still open. I love how that's your folks. You're like, those are chips, sir. Anybody just grabbing chips? Volley brought his own Pringles.

But they're a barbecue. They're not even chips off the table. But that's what I'm saying. At the one in Philly, there wasn't a lot of that. There wasn't a lot of riff-raff. And there wasn't like a lot of dudes. I knew he was going to say riff-raff, but I don't want to. I didn't get flimflammed when I went in there.

Bazoinga. But you're also, it's tough because you I don't want any characters when I'm in there playing. He's not subtle when he's asking questions. So it's like, he makes you look like you're also an idiot. You know what I mean? He's there and he's like, why are his colors different than mine? Like he gets all flustered real quick.

And you got to be like, that's a number four. He got a four. You're handling. Dude, what is it like when you go to kindergarten with this fucking guy at the goddamn casino? Jesus Christ. Dude, he won a bunch of money. He hit a number for like a lot of, you know,

20 bucks. Yeah. And he had like 20 bucks on the number because he didn't know. He just like, and just randomly hit it. And then they gave him like $900 or something. Damn, dude. But how much is this in real money? I don't know.

I thought it was a conversion. He thought we were in another country. I know what he's talking about. He's like, no, but like in the real world, if I went to the store with this money, how much is it? I'm like, it's $900, dude. He's like, but in American stuff. Fuck you.

You can only use it at a duty-free shop. You're like, I knew I could get that. Nobody traveling soon? You got a shitload of Kahlua in the car. Let's go. You think it's a carnival you all got with 6,000 mustache combs? You're like, I knew I had to spend this hair.

Hey, check it out. It's a switch plate. Let's go. There's actually an in-sync poster in a frame. So you know it's good. I'm doing pretty good. It's pretty good. Boys, thank you for coming in.

Let's do some Patreon queues. Yeah, guys. As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon, you get a question right on the air. And today, we got the boys from your fucking podcast to answer your questions. The heir to the throne, Brian Six. Yes.

Someday this will all be yours. I can't wait. This is very, this is eerie. The painting is fucking eerie. Yeah, it's strange. If you had more red carpet in here, we'd be out tooties living on the bed. We are at tooties.

Red carpet is the fucking red carpet. It's a tough lens. That was cool for like one week in the 70s. I'm talking about the red carpet that's not coming off the ground. That's embedded into that house. It almost looks like a red ass fault. Yeah.

It's bad. It's like the carpet in a roller skating ring. It's so matted down. It's like all purpose. Yeah, that carpet was called rug burn. That's just what that was. That's what they call indoor outdoor carpet. All right, this one's from Devin.

What is the worst place you've taken a dump at? He said, mine was a porta potty at a music festival in Denver. In Dover, Delaware. Any porta potty is going to be tough. You got to bust a hover in a porta potty, and that's quick. Can't do a hover. Shayner, what do you got? I mean, the worst place I've ever taken a shit was after.

So is that Mabel Grove Raceway? Is that a racetrack? In a race car. I was in pole position. It wasn't actually. I took a shit in one of the fucking porta potties, but like after I left, it wasn't my shit. It was my best friend, Sean.

I left and then I came back and he's cracking up. He's like, you will not believe the shit I just took in there. You have to go look at it. And he's like, you'll know what shit is mine, which means that there was more shit in there that I would have to separate. And when I went in, there was a fucking ant hill on the back of this goddamn tank.

Oh, on the tank? On the back of it, dude, coming out of the fuck. People were just shitting on top of other people's shit, like a Mount Everest of fucking crap. And his fucking coil was right on the top of it. It was the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. Some esteemed colleagues, I say. I know.

Go check out my shit. That's how you, there's no way you wouldn't go look at a boy's shit. Yeah, for sure, especially if it was something of that nature, I totally agree. Yeah, don't act like, don't fuck you. Not doing it on a Tuesday. Don't call it a boy's shit.

Yeah, that's a little weird. You met a friend, I get, but it sounds like a little boy's shit. Selling fast Eddie over there. You wouldn't look at a boy's shit, would you? That's another table game in Atlantic City. Come look at his boy's shit. I lost 200 on that. Fully is.

Guess the agent at dump. Get a good sniff of that. I was going to say the woods. I was landscaping one time and I was too scared to, I really had to go. And my boy was one of those situations where the guy that owns the landscape company would take you somewhere, leave you there, and then go do a couple other jobs

while you're like, weed in or raking up something or doing something. I really had to go. And I was too scared to knock on the door, so I just went into the woods and went to the bathroom. What are you, cool hand Luke? It's like, taking it all, Bob. What's your wife with?

Dropping it off. No way. Come on. That was a bad situation. You got to wait with a sock or some shit. Yeah, you got to sacrifice a sock. Couldn't I have my boots on? So what?

They don't come off? You cut your underwear off and you wipe your ass with it. I didn't have a switch blade. You're a landscape. You didn't have any type of fucking tool? I'm going to take a weed wacker to my side. Psycho. Easy.

Enough fucking Rambo. Sorry. Yeah, I just spread my cheeks and really tried to make the best of it. It was almost done work. I just couldn't wait. That should be the top. Yeah, I was going to say.

Maybe your autobiography. Spread my cheeks and try to make the best of it. H-fold. The H-fold story. Ain't too far off. That's pretty good. Mine was the, oh sorry. Now I was going to say, literally as I was doing it,

the owner of the house and my boss had come to look at the work that I had done. And they literally looked in the woods and I was like 20 feet back. They thought it was a barrel. They're pulling your pants off. Thought I was a skunk ape. They're back.

Is that a whales penis out there? It's just you walking away out of focus. Looking back and spreading my fucking cheeks. There he goes. Good lord. Mine was the day after my 21st birthday in North Wildwood at the, they have like a lifeguard stand. Like, you know, there's a beach patrol stand

that has public bathrooms. And I mean, the bathrooms are from like the 60s. Those are usually pretty sweet though. Those like, those like those beach patrol like little houses. Yeah, it was like a garage, for the most part, with like a public bathroom. And I was just like, I mean, because I was like hung, it was like hung over shit.

Yeah, shits, man. And it was like 100, it was like the middle of August. So it's like 100 degrees in there. And I was, I had already been in the water. So I'm sandy, I'm wet, I'm just sweating. I just remember being in, I'm like, this is the lowest. Why'd you go to the beach? Why'd you just stay home?

You know, in the water, baby. It's 21st birthday, man. I would have shit in the ocean. I was surfing. Yeah, shit in the ocean. You can't shit in the ocean. Sex, have you? No.

I know dudes who have though. They told me they did. I'm sure you do. I've shit in the ocean. Yeah, I have shit in the ocean. I was living there at the time. Paul, you looked familiar. I thought you looked familiar.

I have shit in the ocean. You ever shit in the ocean? No. Like on a public beach, you just walk out and go to the bathroom? I pee all the time. We'll meet up there with my family and we're like, yeah, we're like, oh, I'm going to run to the bathroom. Yeah, you go in the ocean.

Yeah, it's like four dudes walking to the water. Wait, so you're saying that. Paul's staying 20 feet apart and pee. It's down the shore. It's a summer day. The beach is crowded. No, no, no, no. I have never shit while there's been people around.

I've been night swimming on like the outer banks and I'm going to the ocean drunk and I just shit in the ocean. I'll give you that. That's all right. And you've been night swimming in the ocean before. Hey, that's crazy. Why? Paul doesn't like the ocean at all.

What is wrong with you? Do you think it's hal night after dawn? You went in the ocean this night? The ghost sharks are going to get you. Old man McIntyre owns that ocean. Don't go in there. Mine was at a Philly's playoff game at the vet. Oh, yeah, it is.

I was like nine. No, no, no, no, the worst poopie is the Japs. The worst poop of your life was at nine. That's a tough one. Well, the worst is it's all over there. The shit was, I think that's what scarred me with public bathrooms, but I remember just, even when I was younger and small, the gap at the vet.

I don't remember there being, that's if they took the doors off at a certain point. Yeah, the crowd did. Fucking did the hammer, ripping them off. Dude, being in so many doors. But most of them are hanging off of one. But the one I was in, I'm telling you, you just walk by like, and I'm like, all right.

Yeah. Enjoy the show. You like dangling off the fucking bowl? Oh, yeah. Just kicking? Oh, yeah. What are you doing there, Mr. He's dancing to the door selling tickets.

Hey, take a look at him, all right. You want to see a seventh inning stretch? Check this boy out, man. Take a peek at these. Yeah, the vet was rough. Oh, that was a tough situation. Yeah. Shout out to Dollar Dog Night though.

Mm-hmm. It's not too shabby. We always say it. All right, this one's from Chris. Anyone in your family have flame tattoos? No. Shit. Damn.

I literally was like that. I was like six for sure has somebody. I thought Shayna would have jumped on that one. No, dude, I got, nobody's got flames. Yeah, I got a fucking uncle. An uncle? Yes, I knew it. That's where you got to get them.

Yeah, yeah. Makes you punch harder. Oh, you know? Dude, anytime you see a dude with flames on his wrist, you're like, all right. God, they're late. They're not even colored. They're fucking black.

It just looks like something got fucked up. It looks like waves. Like he ran out of money halfway through that. Well, you also got them in like the 80s, so they're already fucking, you know. Yeah, all faded and shit. That's so great. Did you have a meeting behind them?

No, he just had a trans am in the 80s. That's in order to get it inspected, you had to get a flame tattoo. Him and my other uncle had matching trains. Well, you're all set here. The only thing we need to see is your registration and your flame tattoos on your forearms. Gop comes up, he's just like, let me go.

We'll get you out of here. Just let me out of here. Get pulled over. You got any flame tattoos in here, son? That's good. Any other really bad tattoos? I don't think anybody in my family. Do you have tattoo six?

None. None. None. His father's a kid. My dad had the worst tattoos I've ever. Yeah, I think it almost deterred me from getting them. You don't have any? I have no tattoos.

That's crazy. Everyone said that. Everyone always thinks he does, yeah. Everyone thinks that. I'm surprised you don't have one or two either. I sat in the chair twice. I was just like, fuck it. That's always, my dad used to say that.

That's such a dirt bag. I've been in the chair two times. I walked away from it. And the crazy thing here was Hannah. That's the craziest part. I was like, how long? A week? Six months to be right.

I can't do it, man. I can't commit to that. He's like, I can't, man. Wildwood's nuts, all right? No, my dad had, he had two. And over his right back, he had an eagle's head the size of a quarter. That looked like somebody had a stroke while doing it.

It was one of the worst fucking depictions of a bird I've ever seen. And then over top of his left back was my mom's name written in old English with two asterisks that look like stars on the side of it. I know exactly what you're talking about. And they were the worst fucking tattoos I'd ever seen. And part of me thought after my dad had died,

I would get both of them to honor my dad. That's a lot of fun. My mother and my father in one day. I told you you should have done that. I'll get the fucking bullshit eagle's head. And I want it just as bad. I don't want a good one. And I want Susan on my fucking other.

In old English. In old English. And just the shittiest old English I've ever seen in my life. My grandfather's got a bunch, but he's got one of his forearm of a lady sailor with a mustache. That's pretty sick. That's old school.

Yeah, that's cool. Why does she have a mustache though? I don't know. She's winking at you. So he always says, hey, I don't fucking know. I like it. He was drunk, kind of. That stuff's, that or like an anchor on the forearms

like fucking solid look. But you got to really, you got to be in the Navy or something like that or work on a tugboat or something like that to get them. Yeah, he wasn't on tugboat duty, but he was in the Navy. Yeah. Not many tugboat captains in our family. Thank God.

Admiral Tug. Damn, dude. And then there was a lot of a Tasmanian devil. That was big in the 90s when the TAS hit. And the no-name guy. Oh my God. That was what my dad always said. I almost had the flighty-nirish guy.

Anything loony tunes, whether it's on your body, whether it's on the spare tire on a Jeep Wrangler or much flaps. TAS was big on that, yeah. This is a tough look. Yosemite. Well, it's Yosemite, man. Yeah, what did I say?

Tasmanian devil? Yeah, Tasmanian devil. He's always tattooed, but. Yosemite always back off with the guns. Yeah, TAS got flap time though. You'll see it sometimes. Yeah, he was always big airbrushed on the spare tire though. Oh, yeah.

Such a fucking bad look, man. It is awful. He's like, I don't know. Maybe I get it right. Got a good airbrush down the shore, dude. There's some fucking artists down there. Dude, airbrush is so tragic. Hey, a tweenie bird can set a car off.

I'm turning it right now. Dude, I was just down in Wyowood and the t-shirts down there. Classic. One that they're selling insane, but the ones that their people are wearing are even fucking crazier. Wait, it's off color?

I'm like, you got off color. These things are in black and white, Dadio. It is bad, because I was just like, Jesus Christ. Wait, which one is still not only my perfect on Puerto Rican too? A lot of that. The one was like two margaritas, $18, three shots of vodka, $19, 14 beers, whatever,

going on with the girl that drank all that priceless. Damn, dude. Getting away with it, priceless. That's great. The guys walking with the girl, I'm like, this is crazy. There's also bananas. It's like going back in time. The ones that don't make any sense,

they have like Marilyn Monroe with face tattoos on it. Oh, yeah. But then there's like 180 that says faces can't get pregnant or something like that. It's just something so ridiculous. Also a lot of booty shorts that say it's not going to slap itself. Yeah.

Yeah. Real classy stuff they got going on down there. Man, it's crazy, dude. It's another world down there. It truly is. But a lot of it has never, hasn't changed in my lifetime, and I guarantee it won't. No, it's not.

They still do the fake Oakley brand that says Wildwood, but it's written in Oakley font. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's insane. My aunt got me a windbreaker one time. I was wearing it. I do. I came back to Philly.

My aunt got me a windbreaker one time. I was wearing it. Dude, I brought it back to Philly. My one buddy was like, what the fuck is that? I was like, nothing. I don't even know what I'm wearing. Yeah, I didn't know what you were talking about, dude. Dude, immediately.

It's just for the beach. Did either of you guys ever wear those, like those surfer shirt? Rashgards. Is that what they are? They're like, they're like spandex shirts? No, they're made out of like burlap. Oh, no.

Yeah, they're like drug rugs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The hippies would wear them a little bit. The stripes on. Yeah, it's like, it is like a. Soda wears. Soda loves them.

He has one. Yeah. You rocked those still? Soda wore them. We did the both. I'm sorry. He was wearing it. Really?

Party time. He used to sell the, I worked at a hippie boutique store called The Habitat. What are they called? What are they exactly called? They have a name. Shawls or ponchos. Yeah, they're Mexican ponchos.

Yeah, it's like, it's a Mexican or like, you know, Southwest American type, Jonsky. They have like a little v-neck. Yeah. It's two strings. It looks like a drug rugs. Yeah, but the strings don't make the hood tighter. They're just, they're just decoration.

Yeah, it's weird. It's so fucking stupid. Mm-hmm. That's perfect, because this is, this one's from Chris. Ever just tucked the front of your shirt in. Oh. That was fucking.

Above the balcony, behind the buck. The French tuck. The talk about why would Bullwalk flex it out there with the front tuck going? Damn, dude. A fresh white. Nice pair of jeans shorts, too. Let me finish that sentence.

Damn, dude. I'm fucking in front of it. I don't know why I delayed that. Fresh whites. No, but you have a, yeah, the T-shirt behind the buckle. Yeah, I remember that. Damn. That was a hard look.

No, it kind of looked good. You were probably older when that hit. No, I didn't do that. I would only do that at a necessity. What would be like different, what? Like at a wedding or something like that. If I had a sport coat on and I could get away with not tucking in the back.

Because every time I would sit down, it would come up anyway. So I'd just tuck it in the front and just kind of like bunch it up in the back. You're a different kind of fat guy, dude. Wow. Jesus. That's a good move. Never for style.

I would never tuck anything in. Maybe that's the autobiography title. Never for style. Oh, really? You look like a trend center. Somebody said we should both do a Patreon episode internal next because we're so against it. Dude, that's a new look.

Dude. That's a new look I've been noticing, especially at weddings, where they come in. And it's, man, they come in with a suit jacket, with a turtleneck and a chain over it. The chain over it. If you can pull it off, you look hot as fuck. Like Pope could do it.

Tommy is a, you could do that. Tommy could do it. I might be able to pull it off. You couldn't even put it on. What are you talking about? You think it's turtleneck? You think it's turtleneck would look bad on me? Yes.

It'd be all stretched out, probably rolled down. Turtleneck, I just did it last week, not turtleneck, but same like turtleneck material-esque. OK. How'd it feel? No collar. It was all right. I haven't worn a turtleneck.

What about a half-turtleneck? It's like a half-turtleneck. What's a half-turtleneck? Like on Gull-Eddie? No, it's like a quarter. For like a Christmas vacation, you wore a turtleneck. That only came out until, like, yeah. That's a dickie.

That's a dickie. I know exactly what that is. A mock turtleneck? A mock turtleneck where it doesn't go all the way up. It's like a quarter. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like baseball players wear that on the day. That's fine.

You could probably rock that. You could probably rock that for Tommy's wedding. There you go. Yeah. Get a nice gold chain. OK. I mean, what do you, a bookmaker all of a sudden? What the fuck?

Just get a regular gold chain. I got a guy in a while. I'm going to a wedding. I got to dress like I'm in the mob all of a sudden. I got a spool guy at Wawa. He's pulled off a spool and cut it. Don't wear it for more than an hour, though. It will infect you.

You just got green rings around your neck. Like, check that out. I remember the first time I discovered that that happens. I bought some. I took some girl to great adventure. And I bought her a ring. I thought she was the one, huh? Jesus Christ.

Really tried to woo her. She got her cheap ring and took her to great adventure. I put that around her neck. Girl, you're my seventh flag. Whoa, whoa, what? You got her a ring? Yeah, but you want to get your seventh flag? And then you barfed on her?

Yeah, I threw up on her. I'm not exactly on her, but I threw up. I feel like a gravatron or something like that. Because we hit the funnel cake and all that stuff very heavy. When you say you did? Also, I love how you're trying to impress this girl and you go heavy on funnel cake. And then get on a ride to spin you on a whoops beat.

It's so funny. Yeah. I was really trying to impress her, huh? I was like 14 or 15 or something like that. We were there with a couple other couples. Oh, yeah. And I think one of our parents dropped us off. Dude, how hard did you walk into that fucking six flags?

You were like, ready to go. Yeah, dude, I knew it. I was in the funnel. I was in love with her. Yeah. Ready to go. And you're like, I'm going to show her how much fried dough I can eat.

What'd the ring look like? I'm going to show her. It was Tiffany. What do you think it looked like? I don't know. It was gold with like, it might have had like some blue like stone on it or something like that, that I think fell out on the way on.

Yeah, that was a Bud Light can. Yeah, I was just saying. What color was the egg you got it out of? What riddle did you get from the chicken? Yeah, I remember she like had it on. She had it on like later on the night that she took it. And she's like, oh my god, my finger. Because none of us had ever seen that before.

I thought that was a wives tale. That turned your finger. No, that's real. That's real as fuck. That's funny that you did you think you were going to last with her? I thought that was it, man. What's she doing now?

She works at Great Adventure, which is really weird. She's the old man. She's actually a burn victim. After that night. Talking about the glasses that does the dance moves, right? Yeah, that's all right. It's like, damn, what happened to her a lot? I just went from Tim first time, $10 homie,

ever owned a pair of Zubas. Oh, come on. Did you really? Fuck you. I didn't even know where you could. To me, that was like you would see them on TV. They came with a sports illustrated subscription. You know how fucking good that starter pullover eagles

looked with a pair of zoobs? Man. Forget about it. Only eagles, I guess. Obviously. The dolphins ones were pretty sweet. Now, when the new Falcons came out, man, when eagles and I had the Raiders.

What, you guys were too young for that? That was. I was super young. That was for older kids when I was a kid. My uncle with the flames. He still wears zoobas sometimes. Dude, an uncle with flames for short wear zoobas. He had cut off zoobas.

I swear to God. He wore them all the time. Yeah, he said they were shorts. I was like, they're cut off. Look how uneven they are. One leg was like a five balls. Idiot, dude. Cut off zoobas is a hard fuck.

Yeah. They're still eagles, though. You don't. Go birds. Obviously. That's the only excuse, like, still birds out. That's the only reason we're letting slides because we're tailgating right now.

And we won last week. You look like shit, but them are fucking. Those colors don't run, man. It's all fucking fine. We're not at any restaurant in Philly, are we? Yeah. I'm walking to any Applebee's I'm known. I'm known here.

Damn, he still rocks them, huh? Yeah. I bet they're comfortable. He might not still, but they've definitely passed the time he should have been rocking them. I'm pretty sure he probably has them still. Dude, if you have them, you should frame them. You should frame them, put them behind you.

Like a jersey on the wall. I feel like an iron ace. Next to a Randall's jersey. You got to wait till he's got to retire. A frame Randall Cunningham jersey? I don't. I wish. I'm working towards it.

Oh, you know who we met last? I don't have that. I don't have this fucking RU garbage money, man. You know who we met last week? Mike Mimola. What a fucking joke. Nah, dude, he was awesome, man. No, he was great.

Fuck him. Wait, do you know him? I think we all know. Just because he didn't really play that well? You're so mad at him. Are you kidding me? He was the most sold fucking. Everyone was wearing his jerseys.

I had it, yeah. He gets buried, man. One of the worst picks ever. What a failure. He's our first round pick. What's he doing? Fucking busing tables down the stand. Mike kills it, man.

Dude, he looks really good. Yeah? I think real estate or something like that. Yeah, he's probably a good guy. Classic, dude. What a piece of shit. Yeah, a piece of shit. Fuck him, man.

He's probably all right. Tell him I said hi. What's he been up to? Oh, that's fucking great, buddy. This one's from Jared. Is it garbage to fold your socks down so they look like ankle socks? Come on.

That's fucking sick. That is a problem. If you get a good even and it stays. Well, listen, I would go, there was two ways you could do it. You could roll it down. You know what I mean? Under the heel or take the front and fold. What did you do?

I went front and fold it on top. Yeah, because then I went up because it gave the tongue some life. You know what I mean? I always went under so I was stepping on it. No, I went up. I've done that before. It's the same difference.

It depends on the sock, too. If you tie your shoes tighter, it doesn't move either. Yeah, true, true, true. Wait, so you go below the ankle? What do you mean you were stepping on it? So like you let it say this is your foot, the slack. You pull it down to where you want it on the ankle and then tuck it under.

I would stand on it. You never did that? No, I wouldn't feel I wouldn't want to my feet on the because it's different material. I know what you're talking about. It's like you're walking on the edge of your socks. Yeah, I wouldn't like that. Nah.

You just put it over top of there. It's all about the look. I would roll it down. I feel like ankle socks in the 90s, they cost like $70 million. They were. You're not buying it. Dude, it was crazy.

It was got one pair. Oh my god. Dude, there was tons of gold. I remember I would be putting them on like, damn, I'm going to want to wear these tomorrow, too. I started stealing them from my mom. My mom had the balls on them. They did.

They did. I would just rip the ball off or cut the ball. Damn, dude. I had the ones that were really long, so I had to pull it all the way down and like double fold. You ever the double fold of socks? Dude, I had to roll down. You could like tuck it down over like, you know,

and then I would have to then double it up. You did the reverse turtleneck over the heel. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I circumcised them. And then you pulled it back. Damn, dude. That's ridiculous. Dude, you were jammed up.

You can't be going to get like, you got a nice pair of fucking old Navy cargo shorts on. You're 12 years old. You can't go out with them. And the worst part was when you went over to somebody's house and they're like, yeah, we take our shoes off in the house. And then it just like, oh, fuck it. Yeah, look at the witch of the west.

It's like in Beetlejuice. It looks like a can with a snake in it just flying out everywhere. I have to go ankle or what are they called? No shows. No shows, yeah. I have to go then, dude. I look so bad.

My legs are so bad. But when I wear socks that come up a little bit, so you don't get all the cut in of the ankle, which there isn't much. Dude, I look horrible. I look like I have two left feet. Yeah, good movie. That's my left foot, you idiots.

Talking about the sequel. Yeah, it was in Philly. I look like I have two sets of thighs when I wear socks. Dude, it's bad. Jesus Christ. It's real bad. That is a horrific image in my head. I'm going all ankles.

Yeah. I mean, you've got to show them off. But there's certain shoes we have to show sock. It looks like shit. Otherwise, if you don't, it looks like it doesn't look good. You've got to have a good combination of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me an example.

Air Max's. Yeah, you've got to show some socks. The Iverson's. If you had those, you wouldn't know a show. You look like an asshole. Wait, why? It's just linear. It's just whatever line it creates on the eye is strange.

Does that look bad? Look at my shoe. I'm going to say yeah. Yeah, it looks horrible. Let me see. You've got to show. Yeah, so you're only showing in a portion of it. Yeah.

Half show, half no show. You're all over the map. You've got to shit or get off the pot. You've got to straighten you out. If you take your shirt off, you look like you just came in off the street. That's what you look without them fucking shit socks. I'm going pure compression socks from here on out.

They go up to both my knee. Dude, that's a good look. Keep my circulation going. I like panties. I don't hate it. I got an eye. You know what was big back in the day? I think we might have talked about this.

You could steal. Like if you went to like a to try shoes on, it would give you like the stocking fuck. Yeah. Those were the hand or the box of those. They're a dog. They're the coolest guy in school. Dude, but watching guys take off their shoes

and having pantyhose on their feet, you look so stupid. It's real fucking bad. They're like, what is wrong with your feet about to rob a bank? What the fuck, dude? You look like an idiot. You look so dumb. Your feet about to rob a bank.

You would bust their balls back to the Stone Age. Oh, man. All right, this one's from Jordan. Is it garbage if your dad uses the same paper plate for a few days, even if it has stains on it? Is that my dad? That's bad. I feel I've done it.

I've reused a paper plate. Not for days, though. For a day? Not a day. Definitely two meals, maybe. It's more summer. My question is, is this like one of them like? I didn't have like pasta.

Is this a Chinette plate? Is this one of the plastic ones? No, like the really thick paper plates. They're almost like cardboard. Are they one of those? I'm not using like the real disposal. Not like the real just the all white ones. I'm talking about like, if you get a slice on fucking,

like a pizza shop. No, that's crazy. That's like a coffee filter. That's fucking ridiculous. I bring those home. I bring those home. I wash them all. My mom has a set of those.

They're plastic plates. The plastic plates. Oh, man, yeah. We also have the plastic silver, where you kind of can't tell if it's metal or not. Because they've got a chrome finish on it. We rocked those for a couple of parts. My mom used to make us wash those things.

We would save them. Dude, we had like a tackle box full of fucking cutlery. It was fucking wild. Right next to the power bay. Jesus Christ. Jesus. It was fucking nuts. Company's coming over.

Get the tackle box. Yeah. It was a dwarf tackle box. This one's from Babyface. Ever grocery shop at TJ Maxx or Home Goods? What, TJ Maxx has food? Well, it's not food. They don't have produce.

You say it's candy. No, they have like, you can get like a box of, it's rare. There's not a cereal aisle, but there'll be a box of whatever. Not so much anymore. There's that Target in Center City. Now it's literally all groceries. There's like two things of t-shirts.

It sucks. Fucking sucks. But back in the day, there was a couple plays. Remember Clover? Shout out to Clover. That's good lunch. Oh, dude, the food court at Clover. Oh, my God, I forget about it.

It's so good. They had the lineup at our snack bar at the Clover near us. They had a lineup of different jawbreakers, and they got bigger and bigger and bigger. The one was like the size of a softball. It was like four grand to get it. I mean, it was really about the icy. That's all.

I needed the icy. And the soft pretzel was fantastic. I remember the one on Street Road went from Clover to Value City, and I was devastated because they took out the market. They took out the food. Took it all out. When you would walk into a department store like that

as a kid, say it's like a Wednesday night, you're out of school, you've already eaten dinner, you're tired, it's hot in there, it's like the winter, and you're going through the clothes, and you can't see, and you look up ahead, and you see that spinning bear with that big icy stick. It's so sick. I'm thirsty as shit now, dude.

It's like an Olyseus. It's a fucking icy. I know. That's the only thing that, come on, can we get that? I still see them and think the same thing. I never want them anymore. It's just the fact that I did. I haven't had one in a long time.

I never think about getting a Slurpee or an Icy any time until I see the fucking machine. Yeah, until I see them. You're not at home like, oh, let's go get them at the movies. I've moved on from cherry coke with a lot of ice. I go icy. At the movies? Yeah.

Really? I like it. And they got all these fucking weird ass flavors now that are like pina colada, Icy. Nice, I stay at the middle. Sometimes I'll mix the cherry and the coke together, or I'll go blue raspberry, like a gentleman. You got a good dude of blue.

I remember when they rolled that out, it wasn't available everywhere. So if you found a place that had blue razz, you're like, I got a fucking guy. You can't pass it off. The first thing that I remember when blue raspberry, I think I remember when the flavor was actually came out. The first people to have it were blowpops.

Blowpops. I thought it was Jolly Rancher. No, it was blowpop. It was either blowpop or Jolly Rancher. Yeah, yeah, in that time frame. But they came around at the same time. And they had a different wrapper. The blue razz did.

Dude. It was cool to have a blue tongue. Oh, you found one at Oat. It was fucking wild. Oh, yeah. You were in a different tax bracket for a little while. I'll tell you what. Tell me shit, baby.

It's like you had a lunch table, baby. Blue raspberry? Let's do one more here, gang. It's a fun one with the boys. It's been a heater with the boys. This is from Cold Shaw. Never had a question read before. Have you ever had a birthday party at a hotel?

In any sense, I did that in my early 20s. You'd be like, let's go, go, go, get a room. It was bad. There's always the days in next to the Tropicana in Atlantic City. That's nice. You mean in the room or like you rent at one of the convention things downstairs?

No, in the room. We party in the room. It's in the room. It's in the room. It's the good old bathtub full of ice. You put the fucking drinks in there. I mean, we would go out to a bar or whatever. But I mean, the main thing was.

Come home and play. Oh, yeah, the bathtub was stocked. We'd order a couple Domino's 555 deals, eat them before we go out. And when you come back and in the morning. I had a kid. I had like my 10th birthday party at a shitty hotel. Your 10th birthday?

Yeah, I was a kid. In the hotel room? No, it just we was wet. My dad's like, there's a pool and we went and we swam. I swear to God, it was the fucking. I remember like the parents dropping off my friends they're like here. Was it at home or down the shore?

It was down the shore. It was like one of the like the Cadillac motels. But I was like, I know the guy. I was like, no, you don't. That's bad. And we just went in and we just we were restricted to pool. We were allowed to go. Wait, no one was a guest there?

No, we didn't stay there. We lived like five minutes away. We would go. We would say you weren't. So nobody was allowed to be there. No. But my dad knew a guy. I still don't know who it was.

But the kids swim. Just like the kids. I think I listen. I need this. You know, I know what he said. He knew a guy. I'm pretty sure he's his one of his buddies. He was staying there or something.

No, he did work on it and was like, yo, no one's watching the pool. My dad's like, let's go. I know I know. I didn't check on the fucking moors and mariners until I worked. Damn, dude. That shit was expensive back in the day.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We wouldn't really go. That was a big day. Waterpark day. Oh, yeah. We got one a year. Yeah.

The kids still do now. They go home a year. Dude, we used to do the Thunderbird when it was too hot before the beach. My aunt was the bartender there. My Aunt Bobby. She probably Aunt Bobby. She probably gave me fucking chicken tenders.

She was just little Italianly. She worked there for years. The Thunderbird was a hotel with a pool. That's so funny. That you could pay like probably like five bucks or seven bucks for the day. Man, there was like a bridge in it and you would swim on it. I thought I was in the Galapagos Island.

Yeah, dude, you were in the top. I was fucking in there, baby. That's so funny. We used to go to like Charlie Darwin in there, dude. Thunderbirds, dude. Yeah, that was great. Well, we got to wrap it up, gang. Boys.

We love yous. Well, thank you. To such a degree, we fucking love yous. This was so much fun. This is the real garbage right here. Yeah, dude. If I don't get merch, I'm going to fucking kill someone. I swear to God, I said that.

I was like, I'll get the fuck out. My mom was like, how don't I get a shirt? I was like, you should. She gets half off. How about that? She gets it at cost. What do you want from me? You fucked it, podcast fellas.

Do yourself a favor, gang. Do yourself a favor. Check out the pod. Anything else you guys got coming up? You want the folks out there to know? No. No. All right.

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