Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Shawn Gardini!

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Shawn Gardini! You know Gardini from Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, The Super Ultimate Audio Visual Experience, Son of a Boy Dad w/ Rone & lil Sas, Stuff Island, stand up comedy and so much more! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! NEW LIVE SHOWS: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Helix Sleep: https://www.helixsleep.com/Garbage Promo Code: Helixpartner20 Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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We're doing a contest where if you sign up and if you're an active Patreon user in October of 2023, you get your chance to be on RU Garbage and interview by the big man and myself, do it sign up at Sephardi. Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. So at little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that I think you

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The big question everybody's mind today is he garbage, this is gonna be a slam dunk, please. Give it up for Sean Gardini. Hello, gentlemen. Thank you for having me. Hey pal. It's pleasure to be here. Give us the scoop, man, where are you from?

Tell us all about it. From Jersey, Central Jersey, yeah, thanks for tuning in everybody Appreciate it. I know where in Jersey by Rutgers middle-sex County The fucking armpit Maybe central New Jersey Ain't nothing good happening central right in the middle. What'd you want a dad to give us the whole scoop? Daddy was a policeman really. Yeah, I didn't know that where in In central Jersey and spots wouldn't you Jersey? No kid did you bring the car home at night?

Parking on the driveway. No, but he spent a lot of time. I don't want to mess up his pension or nothing Yeah Let's say we're already in the broad Let's say we're already in the broad. We're gonna rat them out. All the dumps we're taking at the house. Sure. Okay. Car in the dry room.

He's our home gamer. What are you gonna do? Boss makes a dollar, he makes a dime. For sure. Your dad was a cop what your mom do? Mom kind of bounced around. She worked at Liz Claybone for a while. It's like a Springsteed something.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she's like, she works the books. Okay. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she works the books. I'm garbage. She's garbage. Wait, I'm not gonna try to defend myself. Wait, like for the corporation was like, we're at the store.

At the corporation. Like, do you money shit, balance the books or something? And she works for a carpet company, shout out Busy's Carpet. What's the cause of these car? Busy's car, it's the car. It's the cause these car busies car this is the car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car Good job did she go to school? She got a college. Yeah, she went to college where'd she go? Fucking brown college not the University the college They think she got the associate Harvard technical school. Yeah, she got the associates and my mom is her associates

They both I don't think they got bachelors, but they both went for a little stretch. Okay. I was I think I was the first one to graduate and get the batch Where'd you go? I went to Temple. Oh shout out to T.U. Maybe go out. Oh, I'll be gentlemen. Who do brothers and sisters? I'm not blowing you can't. I bleed cherry white. Brothers and sisters. Yeah, one sissy. How old is she? Younger than me. How young? Three years. Three years. So you guys went to high school together and all that. Yeah, I was a senior. She was a fresh. Okay. School private school public. Public school public. So come on. Central Jersey. You know, you never know. Okay. And what was it? Do you still live in that? Do your parents live in the house?

They do. Yeah. Okay. Is it a street for a long time? I hope it's a couple of weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a street? An avenue? Avenue. An avenue. Huh? In a couple of weeks ago. Is it a street, an avenue? Avenue. An avenue, huh? In a suburban setting. Yeah. That's pretty bad.

Yeah, you know. Cold as sec? No, no, no. Is there an in? There's one around, but. We're not allowed on that side of town. Is there painted lines on your street? Like in the middle?

No. It's not a two-lane group. It is. It is. There's a lot of cars parked on it. Okay. Um, what was the house like? Uh, nice house, you know, my dad built it with like his buddies. He did? Yeah, like contractors and you just like bring the buddies and they build it when I was like an infant. So I've been there forever. Yeah. Where were you guys living while the house was getting built? Did you have another house? I was like, They had a townhouse. Okay. He built the house. Yeah, it was like his buddies It's not way that we don't know too.

No way. No way they were pulling permits. No way they're called fucking out. They called the Union's the little note A robbery a lot of staples in that house How many bedrooms? Three three bedroom or four once the office from my mommy. There you go works there How many bedrooms? Uh, three. Three bedroom? Four, once the office from my mommy. There you go. Two works there, yeah. Two floors or a-

Two floors, yeah. Two floors. Two floors. Two floors. Two floors. Two floors. No, no pool. What's a driveway situation? Yeah.

driveway and garage. Paved. Paved, yeah. Did they park the car in the garage? One can fit in the garage. The other ones, the lounge area for me and my dad smokes. Wait, the other part of it. Yes. So it is two car garage, two doors, two car garage. And one car fits in there. And then what do you guys sit on when you're

having your garage heaters? And was this set up like you were high school kids? Like is there a couch in there and shit? Yeah. My dad has a sign in there that says, I live in the garage, I sleep in the house. Oh man. That's the chill spot. That's the thing. And is your dad retired now? Is he still working as a kid?

He is retired, yeah. Okay. Is he working or is he just chilling? He's working. All right. I don't think he'll ever stop working. What's he doing now? He's security.

All right. There you go. That's a fun. That's a good and they're a top job or as you security at he works at a school no kidding and like a concert venue in the summertime hey you went to the Snoop Dogg concert this week this summer

Snoop it's me and guard dog senior yeah we are related DO double-cheap families I didn't even make that connection. Do you? I'm your long lost cousin Snoop Dogg. Do you and your dad smoke the same kind of sex? Yeah, let's get back to the chill zone as you...

When did you start smoking with him? Uh, so that's the thing. My dad quit SIGs when I was born. Uh-huh. As if it would like, you know, he didn't want me to smoke SIGs, which... I worked out. Good job, baby. So you just, I just saw you steamroll

in an American spirit. Okay. But now he's switched to cigars and he really chuffs those down. Really? So you guys sit out there, you have a heater, he has a stoke. And what are you guys sitting on?

What's the vibes? We've switched. It used to be just like, real furniture that they got from friends and he put them out there But then we kind of like a couch or like a recliner Fucking Wayne's world out there is to sort of like a sort of like those okay little lounge chairs Then we kind of we sweat through those in the summertime They got stained from our gross,

sure, whoops sweat. How many sigs have you smoked in half yet? We chill out there. Especially when I was living there, we chill hard. That's the spot. But when did you start smoking? As like, 16, 17. Did they know you smoked at 16, 17?

I hit it for a while. What's a while? Probably 20 months. Well, my dad always knew, but he'd be like, hide it for a while. What's a while? Probably 20 months. Well, my dad always knew but he'd be like, hide it from your mother. So I'd hide it from my mother. And it got to a point where I just gave up with my grandmother. She still can. No, I don't know. Okay. I have a very similar family. She don't know. Don't hurt.

I keep she young. You know what I mean? When you got a hide it from your grandma. Yeah. And what does your sister do? She's good. She works in accounting. Okay, smart of the me. Did she finish school? She did, yeah. She didn't set the bars so hot. She's a scarlet knight. She went to Rutgers. Okay. There you go. Not too bad. How were your grades growing up?

Good. Good. I was good in school. Yeah. Yeah. What'd you give them the SATs? Oh, fuck. I don't remember. Okay. I knew you guys were going to ask that actually. A's in B's. A's in B's, yeah. Did you get any going to ask that action. A's in B's, A's in B's, yeah. Did you get any money to go to temple? Academic scholarship.

No, not really. And where'd you stay when you lived there? Did you live there? Yeah, I was on 16th in Oxford for like six years. Six years? I stayed there. I worked at a press conference you've after for a little while. No shit, and you lived on campus two years after graduation.

Yeah, I just drove back and forth, took it everybody up with tickets. Yeah. I want to see the sticks. I intern there. There you go. What was the grocery store that you guys went to growing up? Shop right.

All right. Shop right. Central Jersey. It's got to be shop right now. Shop right, stop and shop sometimes. But the stop and shop is dangerous because there's a lot of old folks homes, old folks homes in my neighborhood.

Uh-huh. So like three times a year, they'll drive one through the fuck. They just, they fucking send it to the produce. You can't keep your head out of the swivel when you're in the stop and shop part. Fuckin' 86 cutlass. Yeah. Coming through the bakery aisle. That's alright, man.

It was like, where the fuck is he makin' this connection? Yeah. It is dangerous. Okay. And he sports growing up. That's all right, man. I was like, where the fuck is he making this connection? It did. It's dangerous. Okay. And he sports growing up. Yeah, I wrestled for like a long time. There you go. When you start doing that.

That's probably like 10. Nice. Maybe even younger. So you did that whole circuit, the youth wrestling. That's a wild situation in the Northeast. Yeah. That's really something. You wrestled in high school?

Yeah. How was the final finals? Look at you. You lost. South Plainfield, Beter S. Right, what weight did you wrestle? I was a 106 for two years and then 120 for two years. Were you cutting weight and all that shit? A little bit, but nothing crazy.

Okay, was your dad pumped about that from slim? Well, I didn't smoke, so I smoked since I was like really home. You know, we'd like walk the train tracks and smoke whatever we can get our fucking hands on yeah But then I started smoking heavy once I was done with sports when you start smoking weed do you smoke weed? Heavy You do have the cadence of someone who just got robbed for their lunchbond. Yeah.

Whatever man. Yeah. All right, so 15 you start to, so when you start drinking? Probably around the same time, maybe a little earlier, 14. So all adds up. How old are you by the way?

I don't even know. 26. All right, young guy. Well, were the family vacations like growing up? Where would you go? Hit the shore. We hit a couple good ones, but yeah, the shore was big. House down the shore? No, but like we had friends that had houses,

they let it shut out Buzzy, he had a house down there. Oh, he's got all that goddamn car coming up. I worked for Buzzy too. Buzzy, work for Buzzy. Bit Buzzy do well? Buzzy does well still. He's still in business. No kid.

He better fucking give me a little back in. No, whatever you get. Provo, go guard down. Hook me up with some wall to wall, Buzzy. Let's go. Wait, so you guys would stay at his house? Sometimes, yeah. When he be there with his family.

Yeah, it's like multi-levels. So they live there full time and we'd get like the downstairs. What's what beat what's sure we yet he was at point pleasant. We're like bell mar. We're like 30 minutes from bell mar. Gotcha. So you stayed up there. You didn't go down south Jersey. Now, but senior week was in wildwood. I spent a week down there. Shout out to the hood, baby. Getting a board. What were the big vacations? Disney World? Disney World, yeah, but we went out of the country like a couple times. We hit Cancun once. Oh, God.

Electric. As a kid? Yeah. What the fuck? Cancun, we went to the Bahamas. We did take their kids to Cancun. We went to the Cancun and the Bahamas in Puerto Rico. A Puerto Rico is with a friend of mine, but I think that was mule. Yeah

What do you mean a friend of yours? You went with his family. Yeah, they brought it. They brought cheese Pounds fucking dirt back Maybe the Dominican Republic. I'm fried where they all like you go to all inclusives. Yeah You the Bahamas was the biggest one. The Bahamas was crazy. I remember going there. It was called Atlantis. I thought it was the real one. The Atlantis.

Yeah. There are people going there, honey, moon, man. I know. It was my grandma's birthday. So she took us all down. Oh, she can't see. So what other extended family is in the area? You got your grandma?

And so. Grandma's down there. And some Canada now. That's an old, another story. Shout out to Aunt Kathy. She draped a, just want to jump over. Oh, that's crazy. It's an old, another podcast.

She's up there in Alberta. Yeah, you know, everyone kind of stays where. They all live there forever. Cousins and all that stuff around? Cousins over there, yeah. And 100% Italian? No, and a hundred percent Italian No half Irish have Italian your mom's Irish your dad's Italian. No, both are half and half It's true. It's true mix

What was the cooking situation growing up any good Italian food now? Mata, I love you. Yeah, but Cooking was just no good. I'm once potatoes a marinara But it cooking was no good once potatoes a marinara My I remember I used to bitch all the time she make this chicken a lot a lot lots of chicken chicken bake I don't even know what she was doing back in the day. She was trying to innovate, but you know, it was good Can you do Sunday dinner and stuff like that as a family? Not really grandma would whip up some good Sunday dinner. She's good. Yeah.

Okay. Good Italian. Okay. She's part of the Italian American club shout out to that. There you go. A little Sunday. Sunday sauce. It's dead.

Yeah. Alright. Alright. Dead does good lasagna. He does it every Christmas. He makes the lasagna. Take some of like a slick back hair. He's going on his wall.

Oh, no. He's bald. My dad looks like Michael Chickles. Oh, no. shit. The commission. Shut up, dude. I'm picturing him in full police uniform with an apron. Yeah, put a cigar in his mouth. Hey, watch me, Bulls, I gotta go service Warren, all right? I gotta B and E, two houses down.

Where would you do Christmas? Would it be your house over your grandmoms? We'd switch, we'd do Christmas Eve at receive it grandmas Christmas day at our house all right That's nice. Would grandma come over to the house with you guys. Yeah, she would what you stay over get out though No, you got a driver. You got a you got a chauffeur her And where's your grandpa did he pass? Yeah, he's no longer with us God rest his soul. How long? My her husband died when I was really young in like grade school.

Okay. Yeah. Wait, you just referred to your grandpa that is your grandma's husband, or was that a separate one? Yeah, because my dad's dad's dead too. Okay. He died more recently.

Okay. And what did you call them? What were your names for your grandpa grandma? Grandpa grandma. All right. Great grandma was Nona. There you go. Okay, yeah, yeah, and what did you call them? What were your names for your grandpot grandma grandpa grandma? Yeah, all right great Great grandma was no no That's Italian right yeah, yeah, could she cook? She's old dude Who would babysit you as a kid here remember we had a lot of hoties

Neighborhood hoties that would come I remember this one lady with a purple car would come and oh my god, I was in love with her. How old was she? She's probably like 15 at the time. She looked about 30 to me. She's a whole lot of woman. You're at the top of the steps just packing a pack of smokes. Good to see it.

Cars running good. I want to hit the chill spot later. Yeah, we got a table for two with our name on it. Should neighborhood hoties. That's all right. Yeah, we had neighborhood hoties in the Miami, Miami, Miami, Cathy's the best. I love her.

She would come. She would babysit you. Yeah, bring a candy and shit. What was the, did you, would your parents let you eat whatever you want it when you were a kid? Or was it tight? Uh, it was pretty, I had a, I'm still on a bad diet. Pretty loose. Yeah, sugar cereal in the house. Yeah, yeah, whatever. What would be a typical breakfast before was a tight uh is pretty what I had a I'm still on a bad diet pretty loose yeah

cereal in the house yeah yeah would it be a typical breakfast before like middle school oh shit agos cereal trutal maybe poster strutal family that's nice you little money in house yeah good old bar yeah some eggs maybe mommy daddy making some scramby she hook them up you like choosing your scramby's now I do at the time I was just salt pepper what the fuck oh my little kid did you so bad I know yeah I feel like you were born with a cup of black all-man complaining about the boss being on your ass yeah literally holy shit what with the pet situation? We had Annie. She's a nice little mud. Okay. She passed away. Now we got Ralphie. He's a pity. He's a pity mix. She's a fucking best.

And then my grandma had Dallas. We'd watch her a lot. She's a big doberman. Okay. And a doberman. Yeah. They're all they're all have like nine different personalities. Every character he's talking about. I'm all over the place. I haven't thought about this shit in a while. And he snakes, any birds, any lizards, any turtles, anything like that. A few dead hamsters.

Okay, you know, that didn't last long at all. And he were hamster people. But Dal, I brought up Dallas because we were watching that. We'd watch Dallas a lot from my grandma. And one day me and my sister came downstairs to watch the cartoons. We were eating cereal and Dallas was sleeping on the bed. We hung out with her for like two hours. Oh God. And my parents came down and turns out we were just hanging out

with a dead dog the entire time. And when you say on the bed, who's bed was it? Like her bed, her little pillow. Oh, okay. So you watch Saturday morning cartoons with a dead dog. Yeah for a About a couple hours and then my mom came down starting crying Wait, they hadn't noticed it yet Oh, they're sleeping The fuck rig a mortis instead

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Yeah. But no, no showroom, I would just go in and I never really learned how to install until, you know, a couple of years ago, I was still doing it. Okay. So they sort of taught me the ropes, but I was mainly just there to rip up shit and that was the garbage boy.

I'm bad. Would you pack your lunch or school or buy? Uh, once I got older, I'd buy. Uh-huh. What that looked like? How was the school lunch? Over there. It's pretty good. Pizza, pizza was good. I'd buy. Uh, what that look like. How was the school lunch over there? It's pretty good. Pizza pizza was good.

I remember that Buffalo Chicky pizza. Really? Yeah. It's pretty fancy. Well, you're a graduate high school. Uh, 2015. Yeah. That's it.

I mean, that's a height of Buffalo chicken pizza. Yeah. Was the area, was there money in the area? Or was it a middle class area? Yeah, there's money, but by, short, sort in the middle and then you drive to another neighborhood. It's like huge houses, you know, so you had that mix in school. Yeah.

Alright, that's good. That's alright. Big mix, yeah. What was the, was the first time you had Nutella? You remember? I still haven't tried it to be honest. That's that commy shit out of my face. Nah, I probably, I don't know.

In high school probably, but I was never big to telegay. What was the peanut butter jelly situation? The PB&J was nice. You're all about it? Creamy, no chunks. Creamy, welches in the squirty bottle. Oh, you ever have a fluffernutter? No, no, I have, but let's keep to let to keep it simple. What was the ice cream

in the house growing up? What would they get? Brires, brothers family, half chocolate, half vanilla. Okay. Take all the chocolate, leave the whole half of the vanilla there. Of course. All that and up. What about the chocolate syrup? Will your Hershey's family? Hershey's, yeah. Gentlemen. The milk, do you remember, was it whole, was it skin, was it 2%, 2% I think they'd go on a health kick, go to skin for a little while.

I hate that would happen once every like nine months and fucking suck. Will you like to eat in your room as a kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going so strict. Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Pretty lagged. What was the posters up in the room, do you remember?

It's still there, it's all the same.. I remember. It's your room as it was. Yeah, it went high school at least. You have to think it's not that long, you know, it's not crazy long ago. He's the first guest for that a fly land. A T-composite as he speaks. He's like, he's like, Gala's over here. We've been podcasting for two hours. What a dead guard It's a six center Slice in his mouth So we're choking on a beat You can support a dying podcaster.

Oh God. Okay. What was the first concert? I was also holding on. Pinn and that back to the posters. Oh, yeah. What's on there? The posters right now.

I got some cool ones going. I got the- Well, I will be the judge of that. Okay. I got the uncle Sam, we want you up in the room right now. That's a great- That's a great idea. I was not expecting that. All right.

He's poster up there. I got a red hot chili peppers poster up there, which I know Toby hates. We were just getting into that last night. I respect it. Shout out to RHCP. 2015, the chili peppers. All right.

I was big pepper head. I thought you were going to say like Britney Spears and all that shit. No, no. I was a rocker. Okay. I got a, I have something that my grandpa drew up on the wall. All right. He used to love, you know, gotta I have something that my grandpa drew up on the wall. All right, he used to love you know

This felt coloring things that sort of went away where it'd be like a blank sheet felt It's oh it's my background I like like a black light poster type thing like this. Oh Yeah, so he's the magic marker and colored all in That's pretty good. Yeah, he's talented artese. Okay. I know you're a fisherman. I know you're a fisherman. Does that come from the family? Yeah, that's my dad's.

He used to like to fish a lot. So they'd take us around. We go to the cabin. Okay. I'm like the Delaware Water Gap. Did you guys have a cabin up there? No, there it was like a split thing. It was easily.

There's Hercules Rodding Gun Club. Shout out to Hercules Rodding Gun Club club shout out to a good Rodding gun club The Gardini's remembers there so you get your weekend and you go up there and invite all your family and you swim and get drunk All right, that's a little vacation. You do that summer. We do that. Yeah, that's so bad What was the soap in the house growing up? Do you remember? Would you use... Bar? No, never bar the pumps. Really? Never pumps my mom could get it.

TJ Maxx. And would you barehanded or do you have a washcloth or a lufa? For the shower, you use the washcloth. Washcloth, family. Would you share that washcloth or would that? Absolutely not. Maybe if someone else uses a shower, they'd probably use my washcloth. But the kids had a shower and me and my sister

both had our own respective washcloths. Okay. No loofes though. So your parents, you had two bath. Yeah. Two bath rooms. And then they had an addition now, you got three. Nice.

Pop it on an addition, when that go up. And middle school maybe I was probably a lot over the days. There you go. There he goes. Any ping pong pool tables bumper pool. Yeah, you know what we had in the basement was one of those tables where you could flip it. Whoa. And it that was Christmas present one year that was sick. The pool table. The pool table it never works. It's always full size. No. A little bit small. It's got to get down a stick. All the balls roll to

the one side because it's not level at all And then there's like a ping pong on the other side. I would flip yeah, and is that basement finished or partly finished Partly partly finished, but then there's a section that's you know Dored off. That's yeah, that's the dojo. That's where we got the heavy bay in the lift and in the bench press You got to hit a heavy bag in carpet. There's definitely a dehumidifier in there. Don't say it. There's a high-tension together. Do you have a some pump down there?

Oh, yeah. You peeing that thing? How'd you know? That's me and my dad's secret. It did. It floods, dude. I think you're the only dirt bag to ever peeing a some pump. I was gonna ask you the basement flood a lot yeah, yeah, especially

They're insane to yeah There's a second I guess I guess we got four bathrooms if you get some some Bonds three and a half Yeah, you can't you hour in that you ever burn a jersey? No have not okay. What do you call the remote remote? Okay, clicker It used to be the clicker and then they transitioned to the remote clickers bad clicker, it used to be the clicker, and then they transitioned to the remote. Clicker's bad. Clicker was all right.

Remote control. Get the clicker. Yeah. Is it a drug store or a pharmacy? Pharmacy. Okay. Where would you go? CVS?

CVS, Walgreens. You used to be a right aid Walgreens, bought it out. Okay. And a right aid man might have. What was the doctor's situation growing up? Would you go to a like a professional center or was it a doctor's office in a house It was a professional center, but there's like, you know the dentist office is a great and stuff

Sure, and I went to that pediatrician until about three years ago. Yeah, I went after college I was the last time I went to a pediatrician. I did that as long as I could trust him Mine was new I went for the first time I'm like 21. You get an SDD SDD test on a car car Do you know who chum Lee is of course? Yes, God rest is so do the beast big guy Your family were taking the pictures and matching outfits no like all in white on the beach and like that Who's your dad's team?

Is he an Eagles man? He's a giant sky. Is he really interesting? When's the last time you ate a vegetable? Ha ha ha. Smoked out of an apple. Oh boy. Ha ha ha ha.

It's been a while. What's up? If you count the celery with those wings last night, that was veggie. Is that the lifestyle these days? You got your own lifestyle? The lifestyle is bad. I've been trying to eat better recently because I've been experiencing gut health issues,

but... Sure. I didn't really stick to it. You cook at the house at your apartment? I started recently. What are you throwing down if I don't ask? Staking potatoes. Okay.

Eggs and bacon. Okay. It's pretty much it. You go to the grocery store yourself? Yeah, well, as of recently. What what are you hitting over there trade fair? We got key foods. Yeah, a key foods if I want to walk and then we got the one I don't want to divulge my location, but we forget what it's called now. I think I know what you're talking about a little bit nicer Was there a but where of dogs sign at your house growing up?

No, there was a room. Yeah, there was a beware of Sean's room do not enter on my door. That's awesome. I had it. It's my mess and I love it Hang on my front door Some nickel in the house. I assume your dad being a law officer. Yeah, daddy's got a gun Daddy's got a couple guns, all right. I used to take pictures with him and post them. Oh my Facebook. Yeah. Post them with my daddy's gun.

I used to do it all. He kicked out of school. Jesus Christ. Have you ever owned a Warren cargo sweatpants? No, but I got a lot of cargo regular pants. Period. Yeah, those are my favorites. Any trouble in school as a kid, you get suspended,

you get detention. Yeah, I got suspended once. Any trouble in school as a kid, you get suspended, you get detention. Yeah, I got suspended once. What'd you do? I stabbed my friend. Okay. It was a misunderstanding, of course. I, not on his part.

We were horsey around and I was like, fucking with him and then I broke skin. Okay. It's like a dull thing, like a file thing from shop class. Okay. And he ratted on me and I fucked up. Jeez. Not a spru for interested.

You almost got arrested. Yeah. What the fuck? How I pulled a couple of strings? No, thankfully he didn't press charges so I was good. But they were threatening that I was gonna go to the boys' home and I was really scared about that. Dude, I used to hate that shit.

My mom would hit me with that every once in a while. No, the cops were saying there was a real one. I mean, yeah. What the, did you say we were goofing around? It was an accident? Yeah, I did. It's a crime of passion. And then my, I think daddy did get me out of that one,

but send you to the boys home. Have you ever gotten out of a ticket? Yeah, I got the gold card on me right now. There you go. I like to hear it. Any instruments growing up, do you play anything? I played the saxophone in grade school. Did you?

Alto? Tanner. Any good? Big boy. I don't remember shit. I used to not read music. I don't remember it anymore. I used to be baffled by how they would just give those to kids.

I think they had to rent them, didn't you? Yeah, I rented them from the school. Yeah, and a brand new saxophone. I was like, I'm never gonna fucking touch this thing. Went back like two weeks later. I wonder you guys are hemorrhaging money. Any keep, Reaganomics, what are you talking about?

I'm getting lost. You guys. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. No, Shane try to teach me the other day. He's getting mad at me because I couldn't figure it out. Takes a while. Yeah, fuck that shit out. Do you dabble all over a cuisine wiser?

Do you stick to meat and potatoes? I'm pretty meat and potatoes. I got a toddler diet. Really? I'm pretty picky. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. I'm not gonna use chopsticks. Yeah, fuck that shit. Do you dabble all over a cuisine wise or do you stick to meat and potatoes? I'm pretty meat and potatoes. I got a toddler diet.

Really? I'm pretty picky. I'm branching out. I will branch out. But how you cooking that steak? On a pan. No, with that temperature wise. It cut it until it looks good.

If you go to a restaurant, how would you order your steak? I get it medium. But someone told me I should get it medium rare. Yeah, because that's the way rich people eat their steak. Sure, you're eating it with chopsticks. Yeah, they took us some fancy steak calories. And then I tried order it medium and I got scolded for it. I just thought that's what you did. That's all right.

Medium rare is better though. Hmm. Hmm. What's, uh, what's like a nice restaurant you and your lady will go out to? Like it's, say it's the anniversary of birthday, where you going? Went to Barclay Prime last one. Okay.

That's nice one. That's nice, that's nice. Down here in the square. She's a sheep. Holy shit. Oh, I think, but I feel like you were wearing the exact same thing you were wearing. I was dressed like shit, dude.

We're doing, okay. I was the topic of wardrobe. What's the nicest thing you do in a suit? I have a suit shit dude. We're doing okay. It's a topic of wardrobe. What's the nicest thing you do in a suit? I have a suit, yeah. Okay, when was the last time you wore it? When my grandpa died, probably. I thought that was good. Yeah, Jesus.

Oh no, that's not true. Don't doom and gloom with this. No, I don't mean to. We went to a wedding. I was a wedding. When the dog died. You wore the Dallas's funeral. Where'd you get that suit?

Oh, Jesus, I don't know. Men's warehouse for something probably. I respect it. I've had it for God knows how. Since I graduated college, I've had it. That was the first suit I got. Can you tie a tie? No.

I did. I forgot it. Same thing with the saxophone. Lay off the dope. Will you get back to the States? Yes, I know. Forget everything. Who was your mom's favorite singer growing up?

Does she have a favorite group or? Oh, I don't know. I remember the rent soundtrack was on a lot in the car. Really? Yeah, they love the rent soundtrack. They love the Broadway. They love the Phantom of the Opera. You're dad too?

I think you just kind of a piece of serenelessness to it, but can't get a read on these people. No, that's what I said. They all have different parts of hell. I'm not for sure you're going to say Bon Jovi. Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, just saw, they just saw Springsteen like two weeks ago. Yeah, it took off right. It took a, a tickets are expensive too. Have you ever made your own jello shots? No. Well, it was last time you smoked a black and mild I'm probably like the boys Okay, do you floss every day? I've been trying to get back into the flossing cuz my teeth hurt lately, but

What kind of toothpaste you using? You're like Charlie's always Sunday Crows always always fill it. He gave it Sunday. Get sense of Dino if you're teacher. Sense of Dino, that's what they say. My lady's trying to get me on the list. Yeah, I'm telling you, it'll work overnight. That'll go away. It does feel better when I use it. 100%.

You use a mouthwash? No. What's the Q-tip situation? You Q-tip after the shower? I try to. I do. They say it's bad for you. I do anyway.

And I do the paper towel in the year to try to get the outside. Okay, my ears get fucked. I'm wearing headphones all day. My ears are nasty. It's like a back cave in there. Any moisturizer, any routine? No. Nothing. You watch your hair?

Natural. I see a sandpaper face. It's just what God gave me. 26, you look 38. 26 years, you look very. Let's go. Uh, any milk crates in the apartment at the moment? No, but at home there, there's, there's some milk crates.

Yeah, that's for keep all my shit in the milk crate. And they're in your bedroom. Yeah. All right, that's all right. You steal those? I don't know how the fuck we got. Yeah, nobody, no one knows how you get them. We just require them. Yeah, they right, that's all right. You steal those? I don't know how the fuck we got. Yeah, nobody knows how you get them,

but just to quiet. Yeah, they're just there after a while. Do you make your bed every morning? No, I don't make it at all. And what do you have? Do you have a king? You have a queen? Full.

I got a tiny room right now. Whoa, it's 10 by 10. What else is in that room? Just the bed? Bed, dresser, desk, TV. TV. Play video games in there. Yeah. Do everything in there in my apartment.

Do you live by yourself or do you have roommates? No, Shada, Shane O'Connor, I live with Shane O'Connor, I'm the Philly bro. Nice. Okay. All right. Huh? Who's got in the hair? Nobody, apparently.

Yeah, nobody right now. It's got a flowbie rig. Oxama. Oxama and Queens was hooking me up for a while, but some lady and queens, but you work at a barber shop. Yeah, yeah. He just said, he said like you ran into her on the street.

She works with the key food. You get a nice haircut out there in Queens. There's a lot of little spots out there. You get a nice trim. They know what they're doing out there. They all look like bomb villains too. Guys missing half a head or whatever, you know. Do you read it all?

I've been trying to, but what do you read now? I have this Fish and Book by Thomas McGwain. Okay. Big Chrissy gave it to me, shout out, big Chrissy. Non-fiction? Yeah, it's just about, it's pretty boring, honestly. I might have to switch it up. No, it sounds riveting.

How good of a Fish and Art? Can you fly fish? No. Can you tie a... You know, like a truck, what do you, you're fish? No, can you tie a can you like a truck like what do you you're like a fresh wall? You're a fresh water I fish bass and catfish sometimes and you do pretty well from from what I've seen catch a fish Yeah, kind of rod you're banging with got this ugly stick a little cheap thing. Okay, they cast and rod Can you can you clean a fish? No, I've never eaten anything I've come before. Really?

I've thrown it all back. My grandpa used to cut it all up for us. Do you eat fish? Yeah. Oysters? I just recently had oysters. A raw oyster. Yeah.

Shrimp, lobster, crab, and do all that stuff. Oh, that stuff. I love all that stuff. All right, not that picky. That's pretty good. You bite your fingernails or do you clip them? Bite them. Yeah.

Bite them and file them down. What do you do with them when you bite them? Where do they go? Spit them wherever they lay. be a clip of. Item. Yeah. Yeah. Vitamin file them down. What do you do with them when you bite them? Where do they go? Spit them wherever they lay. Will you do that in the apartment? Yeah. Behind the couch or whatever.

Yeah. Damn. Can you do the blood gang sign with your fingers? No. Okay. Can you whistle? Yeah. With your fingers? No, not with my fingers. Okay. Do something like that.

All right. Well, if you're in the apartment, you drop something on the floor. You're still going to eat it real quick. Uh, depends what it is. If it's a carpet, will you do it on the carpet? Uh, yeah, really. That depends what it is. If it's some dry, it's, yeah, some dry, pretzel nugget. you got to pick up. Yeah, what are your little pieces of spaghetti? Drops on the floor. You throwing that down a hatch? Depends what's on the floor.

If I threw my fingers, I figured it was there earlier than the protein. Yeah. Uh huh. Anybody in your family use the napkin over the shirt when they eat? No. No. Where would be it? Where would your dad and mom take you to dinner

like as a treat as kids? Where would you go? Did good on the report card or something. Yeah, it was, it was Chili's every birthday for about 15 years. Chili's. Ain't none wrong with it. Oh my baby, baby, baby, baby.

My dad just sent me that to help me go to sleep when I was a little. Oh my Jesus. That's my God. We're a chain restaurant family. Yeah, what is your favorite chain restaurant? It's got to be Chili's just because it's a special place. My heart. Yeah, but you go

to order the Chili's triple dipper double up on the boneless bites and then freestyle with every the third one is. I mean, he rattled that off. Yeah. I love this guy? Yeah, the yard dogs are right, man. I have an incriminating piece of information I'd like to share with you guys just for the hell of it. Please.

I don't think I've ever said it on a podcast before, but my dad's parents, they're no longer with us, but when they were with us, they were named Robert and Roberta. That was my grandma and grandpa's name. Bobby and Bobby Jean. That's what they were called. Bobby Jean.

They met in a rodeo, they used to ride horses together. Oh, yeah, and then fucking John Cougar, man. I know. And I think my other grandpa used to fix cars for the mob, but that's what every Italian guy says. Every Italian, like two steps away. Bobby Jean's a great name. Yeah, fucking love Bobby Jean.

And they were Jersey? Yeah, everyone's Jersey middle six county south river. Shout out to the river rats. Any hairdressers or strippers in the family at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your family have any men have just a calf tattoo? Definitely, but not that I can recall. Does the other man have family? I imagine your pops got a tattoo. No, but pops is getting big on tats now. Is he getting them?

No, he's always sending me like Celtic crosses and stuff that I don't like to do. We haven't been to church in like a decade. I could see that. Yeah, he wants a Celtic cross on something. He wants to get something. Yeah. Anybody, any men in your family with their ear pierced

Sorry Just not that I didn't recall that did you ever have your repairs? No never now they'd rip that out probably any ponytails Pony toe. Yes, like extended family. Yes, but immediate no, okay Where would you go sledding when you were a kid? Thompson Park, shout out Thompson Park, Devil's Hill. Devil's Bluff. Oh man's bluff. Uh, Devil's Hill. What was the last time you were out of Dave and Busters?

Uh, maybe like a year or two ago, what's the Philly one? Solid. Okay, I think. I think, uh, they're one on the same time. Uh, don't worry about it. Yeah. Huh. Nowadays, do you shower at night or shower in the morning?

Mixed a both a shower before I came here Thank you. Yeah, no mention it You could a full beat Back of a Corvette You kind of threw it out there's a brag to That's how much I like you. I love respect. Uh, okay.

I'll switch it up, though. Yeah. You ever go to karaoke song? Um, a chunk of coal about Johnny Cash or the cranberry zombie. But I never sing karaoke, but if I do have to bust it out one day, I'm doing either one of those. I respect that. That's very eclectic.

Well, you dance at a wedding? Will you cut a rug? It depends on a drunk I get, but I usually, I'm usually a wallflower at a wedding. Do you usually get pretty drunk at a wedding? Yeah. Usually get pretty drunk everywhere. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What, if you're at a cash bar at a wedding,

what are you tipping? What do you have a system of tipping? Or are you just not tipping? He's still young. Yeah. I haven't had much experience with being able to most of my weddings were being the little when I was young, I used to dance like crazy at weddings. Sure. And so Uncle still bring it up to me because I used to cut her up. Remember Tim, he's way. Yeah.

I got a dog would not sit down. Have you ever been in a wedding as a kid? The ring there or whatever? That's like I hit three three of my cousins had weddings like in a row nice Those are most the weddings have been to start charging. I like it. Yeah, and the one I went to recently I probably gave like 40 bucks or something at the end of the night because it was open bar the bartender. Yeah, what'd you give us a gift? I think we gave like two hund Who's we, me and my lady? Okay. That's all right. It's respectable.

That's good. We ever a Paul bear? No. No? What the hell is that? You carry the casket out of the... Maybe I have, no, I don't think so. I was always too young.

I feel like that's something to remember. I know, maybe I have. Maybe I did carry a dead body one time. I think I was sort of like support because they want to make me feel like a man. I got you. I got you Mm-hmm. I got you any braces as a kid. No, perfect teeth as you could tell okay Closer Teeth look like candy corn

We're just saying they hurt yeah, I gotta do some of that Have you ever been to a BYUB strip club? No. Are you a strip club guy? Only time I've ever been to a strip club is with my dad and my 21st birthday. Just you and him? In Lanark City, yeah, we tried to bring Little Sal and Big Sal. That's my best friend, Little Sal, his dad is Big Sal.

Beware of it was the other way over. This is my best friend, he's 58. This is a son. I don't like to get, but he brings him everywhere we go. Little Cell and Big Cell left, because their motto was yelling at him. Okay. For going.

And my dad called him pussy, and then we stayed for like, we took their drink tickets. They got there and left? Yeah, they're getting hollered at, so they left. And me and my dad were like, all right, well, give us your drink tickets and we'll save it.

I don't really like it, but. It's not your cup of tea. No, I sort of feel bad for the ladies. Sure. Do you get a lap dance? No. We just threw money at him. I don't want to.

My dad might listen to this, but he was like a fish and water at that strip club. It was pretty. Yeah. We were at the watch. Did he use the one? Yeah. Tell that strip club. It was pretty yeah weird to watch No, it was doing yeah, tell me the real thing. You know, it's like a large mouth going into power Yeah, that was fun though. That was a nice memory 21st birthday. We went to Atlantic City Do you remember the name of the establishment? No, God no, okay Let me ask you this say you went to a baseball game you went to a Phillies game not a playoff game

All right, just a regular game. You catch a home run ball. There's a young kid right in front of you. You giving him the ball, you're hanging onto it. You gotta give the kid the ball, gentlemen. You don't want to, but you know, I don't want to. So did in the house growing up. Yeah, lots of soda.

What would you drink it? Two liters constantly. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola. Dr. pepper for special Acaz you would have two leaders a doctor pepper at the crib. Yeah, we still do we have stockpile in the garage in the chill spot all two leaders Yeah, that's how they roll well dad gets his die coke cans because he likes it that way That's how a gentleman should drink die cola, but yeah, I like the cans more too

But you just save a book when you get the two leaders. Yeah. So those sideways in the fridge, now they even have the little, oh, I thought that was for two leaders. I think it's for fancier things, but the little hook that you could hang it on and would have. Jesus. Okay. How do you feel about the patty melt? Know what a patty melt is?

Like a grilled cheese with a burger on it? Yeah. Sounds good to me. You guys want to go get something to eat? Do you eat liver and onions? No, fuck no. I could see you really good down up that dude. When you asked it, I was like,

what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, dude. No, I'm too picky for that. This is a T-bone too, so I was laughing at before. You ever walk on a highway? No. Never walked up the highway.

No, I don't think so. Actually, on the road, maybe to go get sick something you're crossing the highway. That's scary. Man. I feel like a frogger. You tried to do everything in your power, not to do that.

Like, I don't eat them, and then you're like, ah, or maybe I'll... I fucking need a fucking jump in a median. Have you ever considered yourself good at laser tag? Yeah, I am good at that. Not considered, I'm known as a kid. Just wait a couple months ago. Oh shit, did? Yeah.

Where'd you go? Chelsea Pierce. At the Bolero. There's a nice course over there. Do you have any paintball guns for you or a kid? No, airsoft guns that were big. Back up big, yeah, I was that does. I used to have a no, airsoft guns over big. Back up. Yeah, I was that.

I used to have a lot of airsoft guns. It was my favorite thing to do. BB gun. Yeah, BB gun. Telegun rifle. Pelican's, yeah, I had them all Chinese stars. No, I wish I wanted them so bad. My friend Logan Busy's son had, uh, arsenal of blades.

We just go in there and look at them. What was the, uh, what was this bank bank like when you were a kid? Were you on the computer? Because you're because you're of the iPod touch. Ray and we're jerking off to an iPod touch. Good for you. First generation. No, no new demands under the battery. And you like that. I don't know what skipped all that. We look at them. We go to the corner store and like get them for fun, but You don't need that. We had the good stuff at home

Fucking mainline and that's not that's why I'm probably fried hmm Keep baking sodium refrigerator Yes, yeah, I don't think it's doing nothing at the house you do now you yeah, I do well It was there when I moved it is all I just left it in there. It's probably mayonnaise Have you ever done that punching bag machine game at a carnival or anything? No, I'm too scared of what it would say Me too any old-timey photos of the family on the boardwalker Anyway, that trust up as gangsters or cowboys. Yeah a couple My my one cousins used to do one every single year.

So they just, the whole stairway has just, them throughout the years, trust up as different sorts of criminals. It's off. Look, going up the stair. Yes. And I have one where I have two guns, and I'm like a toddler, not a toddler,

but like a little kid. And my aunt Kathy and my cousin, I have two guns and I'm like a toddler, not a toddler, but like a little kid. Am I ain't Kathy, am I cousin jewels or on either side of me, dressed like hookers? I know that picture. That's the Christmas card right there. That's a nice one, it's still in the house. Jesus Christ. What do you keep in your loose changing at the house?

What's the receptacle? I got a weird little tin container thing. So pretty much anything. I have a old ash tray, I put changing, I have a lot of change in that. You're looking used to do the fucking big jug. Remember those water jugs? The five gallon jug, yeah.

That was too much time. I got a rock of kill, like 20 grand out of that. No, I think it's only like 800 bucks, but in your edge, you're like, we're going to the eating. Once we catch this thing, yeah. my parents just sleeved all their coins up sleep really they did it themselves you sleep them because you lose money at the coin store Holy shit, they sit at the kitchen table and fucking knock that out what what was the hall? I don't know. I think they got like 30 bucks sitting there right now

I think you're gonna say a couple of grants. No. I think that was a small a small yield. Do you not play dominoes? No. I could really see out on Steinway. What shows did you watch as a family as a kid? Did you have a show that you sat and watched together? Jeopardy we'd watch a lot. I would still do that when I'm home. We watch Jeopardy. I try to get all the questions right. Show my do that when I'm home. We watch Jeopardy. I try to get all the questions right. Show my family that I'm smarter than them. Have a look at our deanies doing, Jeopardy.

We're pretty good. Yeah. The matter. There's a good fellow's category. The men are good. The women aren't as good because their brains are small. That's science.

That's Jersey science for you. Uh huh. Do you remember where you kept the butter as a kid was it in a refrigerator on the counter in the fridge And then we got the dish on the counter with the with the soft one doubled up. Yeah, the back of the fridge very Classy gentlemen, have you ever gotten a massage a manicure or a pedicure just recently shame got me a massage I would have never got I didn't like it. It makes me feel kind of weird. Okay. Tiger girl. The lady. Yeah. All right. Is it is. All right. Not bad. Um, was the light always on in the fridge as a kid or was it sometimes out? Was it ever dark in there? The bulb gone

dead. It's pretty good. My dad's pretty good at replacing that stuff. Handyman. Mm-hmm. Very handy. Hmm. You sneaking snacks into a movie theater? Oh yeah. And you do that as a family. Oh yeah. Yeah, what were the snacks? Candies, go to the pharmacy before. You're like a big bag of gummy bears or something.

Got your poison gummy bears? I do like the gummies, yeah. I'm one of a sweet guy. Haribo? Yeah. Okay. But I go to savory every time. Popcorn over candy. Real real sure here I agree with that

Hmm, I've ever met I've ever met anyone who's claimed to see the Jersey devil Yeah, yeah Most of what Jersey lay it on us that well I don't it's a tricky thing cuz like when you're a kid They're I think they're just trying to scare you so they say they've like seen it, you know like I would have tried to scare me a lot He has a chicken coop. He used to they would make noise in the morning And I remember one time he would always dress up super scary on Halloween and like try to scare us He have kids. Yeah, he had kids too. They're our friends. So You have a bathing suit. Yeah

Like I won. Yeah, I got one. Yeah, use it. Board shorts or we got the last. Actually, I got two. One board short one like Nike with the elastic. They're nice. Yeah. I wear them at shorts. I wear them at shorts. I didn't think you were going to the fucking South of France Can you ski at all? Not well, but yeah, okay All right No, man real close I'm not even trying I should have started this like a be rabbit in the eighth mile

Told you all of it a video he'd come in the eighth mile. I just told you all of it a video. He'd come it off the dough, my wife. I like it. Aww. What was the frozen pizza situation growing up? The Jorno and Ilios. Nice. The Jorno for like a nice. Sure.

Nice Mareus. Oh, it's been, yeah. Nice Friday night pie. Ilios for, you know, every strap for lunch or something like that. And was there, what was the local pizza spot in the hometown? Enzo's was the spot for a while. We could ride our bikes there. One time I found 20 bucks. We went straight to Enzo's and just blew it all. Enzo ain't good at bulls.

And there's but that's switched a lot. There's papinos. The same spot switched. Yeah, it switched a lot. It switched right now. Ooh, that ain't a good sign. But Ends-O's was the one. Ends-O was the man. Quality differ from place to play, from name to name. Yeah, but you know, that's all sort of the same.

That's all sort of the same shit. I don't like that. Did you ever do dip? Yeah, yeah, I used to do that when I wrestled. That's how I kind of started. That's how I got hooked, because all the wrestlers would chew. Yeah, that's to spit. Okay, have you ever smoked a sig with a dip in?

No, no, no. I hated dip. I would just do it, because I thought I had to, because they were all older than me, so I wanted them to think I was cool. Sure, that's why I smoked still. Yeah, press those 50-year-olds. No, I never, never double dip though. What, you got a car now? Yeah. Sure, that's why I smoke still yeah, press those 50

No, I never never double dip what you got a car now. Yeah, what kind of car you weapon around 2010 Honda cord brand new use Not certified but pre-owned Me too. I just yeah how many miles are on it? 80,000 it's not bad. Yeah, what was the first car growing up that you got and 96 Ford Thunderbird? What really? It's not nice though. Thunderbird makes it seem nice. No, I think I know a 96 Thunderbird. Yeah, coupe Oh, dude, my uncle and some body shot my grandpa used to own it. Okay. Child college tire It's got everybody you are a small central Jersey It's got everybody. You're a small central Jersey.

I'm a walker business. The doors, they got damn yellow pages. You're not the busiest, you're not a thanzos. But yeah, now my uncle runs, so they get all the cars in and out of there. Yeah, bright red though, baby cherry red. Wow. That thing, it looks like a, it's got like Bonneville. I was a bohemus.

Yeah, it's the doors were fucking 50 feet long. Yeah, I drove that for a while. Damn. What was the sound system in there? Like, did you put like a head unit in? Yeah, I did, yeah. that for a while. Damn. What was the sound system in there? Like, did you put like a head unit in? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I put a little pioneer. I can put my second hook, my phone up to it. But before that, I had to cassette with the string, with the chord coming out of it. I still, as much as I know about technology, I have no idea how that works. Why does that work?

I work in audio and I don't know how that works. I own this production company. I have no idea how that why does that work I work in audio and I don't know I know I I own this production company I have no idea I want to know who the fuck figure that does that can we get a rundown on that I was taking no I have no idea what you're talking about the cassette with the wire that plugs in and then you can play like an iPod oh yeah I know the insane. Doesn't make any sense. Makes me think they're lying to us about a bunch of shit. No way that should fucking work. That's better, dude.

That's better. It was way better than that. That's better technology than I have now, which is thinking about that yesterday. Yeah, it's way better than the Bluetooth. Just fucking pop that in. 100%. And how do you go digital and all that? Man.

That's people in NASA. You really know what they're doing. Anybody in the family ever claimed to have seen a UFO? Uh, yeah, me really, but it was just that Elon musting. Alright, kids in it again. Remember that star link you had going through this guy? That tricked me for a good couple hours. So I went

on Twitter. I mean, I think it was all over the day. Yeah, it was a billboard. It's one of those plagues fight with the other back. I mean, I'm, you know, I have all the evidence I need to render a conclusion, I feel. Yeah, the kids trapped. We're having a good time here. It's fun. Uh, do you currently have any calls cash? Now, the mom's mom's mom's rolling heavy with it.

She's doing the books with it. What kind of plastic you throwing around these days? What kind of credit cards? I got a fucking metal boy now. You damn ex. There you go. Kids doing all right. I feel like flights and stuff.

Get the cards and shit. But the other than that, I got the discover. You have a discover card? I've had that since I was 17 How's the divorce go? That's a joke you make every time that I love But it plays extra well it's 26 year old kids with it. 17 he got it 17 parents hooked me up with it So I can get my credit score going or something like that

Discover car crazy put my Spotify on it. That's all I had on it for like five years. What is your credit score? Probably pretty good. Yeah, you don't spend a lot. You live a Oh, But I think it's like 720 or something. That's all right. That's good Do you have a little bit of money saved that? He got some cash in the back of USAver. Yeah, that's all I do No stupid purchases. Nothing like that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no stupid purchases, nothing like that. No, no, no, no. What was the last thing you bought that was over $500 minus like a, like a TV or something? Have you ever bought it? I'd say the Austin place, but that doesn't count. That's yeah, that's

a, that's a woman bowl. I really only spend money on should I need. I bought the lady a nice gift to the birthday this past weekend, so what'd you get her necklace? Okay. Gold. Was that run yet? Couple on G. What store did you go to for that? Macy's. He left the tag on it.

Oh yeah, we were talking about yesterday. The tag was left on it by accident. So she knows how much it was. I didn't mean to let you know it was behind the little cushion thing that the rest of necklace was under. Since she opened it and saw it, and I pretended like, I didn't, well I didn't know it was there,

but then I was like, oh nice, now she knows how much it was. What's a couple hunt? 200? It was originally like, 550, and then it was on sale, so I got it for like, three. With the tag on the inside of the regular bracelet. Yeah. Oh, sweet!

That's a come-up. That's a guard beat. Yeah. Oh, sweet. That's a come up. That's God be. Yeah. I hit a lick. You deserve it. God. I work hard for you. Nothing to me. Does she know that you got it on sale? Now she does. I'm not going to put all my pockets spot. She didn't make it this far. Don't be cut this. Put it on. I mean, yeah, yeah, you're trash. That's a whole run, baby. You don't gotta tell me, you guys.

Fucking love it, dude. Yeah, man. You guys are the fucking so much fun. I was so excited to have you. I knew it was gonna go exactly. Yeah, it is, too. Fucking home run. I mean, dad's a cop.

Jersey, it's like Liz Clayborn. Yeah, I mean, it's all, but you went to Temple. Yeah. But she getting the free shit like Liz Clayborn. Yeah, I mean, it's all, but you get a temple. Yeah. Would she get any free shit from Liz Clayborn? Yeah, it's pretty much all the luggage we have. There's free stuff from Liz Clayborn. I mean, yeah.

What kind of, what kind of luggage you rollin' with now? A bass. Bass, right? Bass? Yeah, it's half the garbage, yeah. Yeah, that's what I got. Okay.

Little carry on. Are you TSA pre pre-check just clear. I should get Clear's better. Yeah, clear's good. It's sometimes I don't have it though. It's just crazy. You have your passport, right? Yeah, okay? Yeah, I mean The kids fucking that's the trace Meadow is as I live my life as a Bruce You're not that far off. I live down, actually, I'm not gonna say. Yeah. Sean Gardini, everybody. Yeah, thank you, gentlemen.

Buddy, fucking love it. It's been a pleasure. Anything you want the folks out there to know? Just the podcast, my podcast, the super ultimate audio-vis visual experience with my best friend, Big Chrissy. I forgot about that. I apologize.

No, that's okay. It's just a part of some Patreon. We need it. I'm moving to Austin. I'm bringing him with me. Are you really? You're taking a friend to Austin? Yeah, Big Chrissy.

Like Puerto Rico all over again. Everything's bigger down there, man. Let's go. We can take him to squad. Scary me on his back. We're going down there. I love it. Give me what he got for him. We're all over the road

At a third-zone Toronto four-show in Chicago get tickets for them. They're gonna get scooped up everything else is selling out So fucking act now before supplies are gone Second show at the Fillmore in Philly is on its way to selling out get those fucking tickets. We love you gang We'll see you out there. Shout out to Buzzies. Oh to sell and out, get those fucking tickets. We love you gang. We'll see you out there. Shout out to Buzzies. Shout out to Buzzies.

Hold on. Can I plug one? Shoot buddy, plug away. Sunshine comedy fest and Tampa, same Pete. They got me coming down there. Get your tickets. It's in January. If you use my name as a promo code, you'll get a discount and then I get more money.

There you go. And then the last show I'm running at the stand before I moved to Austin is the first Wednesday in November. Come to that. I'll post about it, please. Thank you. Sean Gardini, everybody. Next big round of applause for the team.

Garnal. Fucking love him. Gang, we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace. Peace.