Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Sidney Gantt: Street Fighting Mom

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

Kippy and Foley sit down with old pal and comedian Sidney Gantt and get into some WILD stories. Sidney talks about how his mom was an undefeated street fighter and other crazy stories from childhood. ...You know Sidney from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, DadMeat Podcast, and Two Jacked Bros.  Bonus Episodes: www.Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Get a Shirt: www.PodcastMerch.com Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is Are You Garbage? We sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they grow classy or if they're a big old piece of trash. I'm your host H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day here down in the basement Aunt Toody's basement. The holiday season is in bloom. She hasn't gotten the decorations put up
Starting point is 00:00:41 down here because her hips been bothering her and I got to go up in the attic and get the box. I told her I could do it Saturday. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He's my best pal in the whole wide world. If I could be with this guy every second of every day, man, that would be my little slice of heaven. Give it up for Kevin James Ryan everybody. Hey gang, you're laying it on a little too thick everybody. What's up? Thanks. It's Christmas bonus time coming up. What are you talking about? He's got a butter up the CEO. Get a little bit of gauge. What's up everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video is
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Starting point is 00:01:54 of shout out to our old pal, our producer extraordinaire, the magic man, T-Bone. T-Bone. Toby McMullen. Soon to be unemployed. For a little bit behind the curtain here, T-Bone just botched the recording. We lost the first 20 minutes. A little bit of a back story. We were in the fucking middle of a heartfelt, intense tale from our very special guest that we have here today. And we're going to do it one more time for you because we're three, four professionals, three and a half. Five and a half if you count Foley. Dude, something just came out of your nose. Oh my God. Slow-mo that. Punch in on that and it's slow-mo. Oh my God. I think that was the vaccine or something. His antibody is running away. Quick, grab him.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our old pal, our very special guest here with us today. He is a very funny standup comedian and a podcaster. He is the host of two jacked bros and a good pal of ours. He's had a fucked up childhood. We're about to hear for a second time. Round two of fucking psycho tales. Give it up for Sidney Gantt, everybody. Oh, thank you so much. We're sorry to have to make you tell this all over again. Not a problem. I think the craziest part about it is I don't think it was fucked up. You were a little vague with the details a little bit. Some of the things I wanted to know, but then we eventually we got to it. So tell us the story again. You grew up in a town
Starting point is 00:03:26 called Pottstown. Pottstown, Pennsylvania, which is a little bit of a rural town, about an hour, 15 minutes outside of Philadelphia. And we were just as a scrappy little town. We had wrestling champions from there. Yeah, I'm aware. And so one of the things that we would always do at the end of every play session with all the kids is we would all fight each other before you over. Which is insane to me. It's just like this unspoken rule that everybody just starts punching each other. But we'll make sense in a couple of minutes. Not only was it an unspoken rule that everybody punched each other, if you tried to leave, then all the people would come after you. Damn. Like nobody would leave. You couldn't leave if you didn't throw a punch or take
Starting point is 00:04:10 a punch. I would have been like my asthma is bothering me something. I would have fucking, you know what I mean? I got flat feet. I'll see you guys in math class. Trying to duck it like the draft. I got a doctor's note. I can't do it. I mean, I was, believe it or not, I was actually a hard, attempted ducker of that. You tried to duck it every single time. Really? Every single time. But like the only what I would do is like just like throw myself into it really quickly, like take a couple of lumps and then just try to bounce. Yeah. Get it over like a bandaid. Like a mosh pit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't necessarily, I wouldn't say that I was tough. Yeah. What age we talking?
Starting point is 00:04:49 So that stopped in when I was about 15, 16. But that was again, because guns started to get introduced. Like the climate, the town changed very dramatically. Yeah. So. Damn. Did any of your friends have guns? Yeah. Later on. Yeah. But these are like, like you said, rural. Yes. People. So they have like rifles and shit like that. Well, see, here's the thing. We're a rural town that should be a suburban town. So no, nobody thinks they're rural in that. Gotcha. That's a dangerous. Yeah. It really is. Hillbillies who don't know their hillbillies. Yeah. It's a double inch sword. Damn. For sure. Yikes. Yeah. All right. And what's the back story with your family? Hit us with that because that will connect why you. That'll bring us up to speed. Yeah. Fight
Starting point is 00:05:38 each other in parking lots after fucking birthday parties. That happened. Yeah. Of course it did. Shout out to Chuck E. Cheese. I can throw a mean left hook. That rat had it coming, I tell you. Yeah. So, you know, I was like, you know, grew up with a single mom for the most part, although my dad lived in the town and I was, I would see my dad pretty often. Okay. Weekly, monthly. What are we talking? I mean, as often as I wanted to, he didn't live that far. Gotcha. So, to some degree, it would be on me sometimes. If I was willing to take the bike trip, trip over there, if I was like, sometimes I would be like really sitting there making a decision, like, I'm not going to play basketball or see my dad today. Yeah. Yeah. So I played a lot of basketball.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Hell of a jumper. Kids got a hell of a shot. Yeah. So, you know, that wasn't until sixth grade live with my mom and then we moved, my brother and I moved with my grandma. My sister ran away from home and then my mom moved to Coatesville. It was just, we just kind of got scattered into the wind. Right. And, you know, so that, that was basically my home life. This was up until sixth grade. Up until sixth grade. Now, your mother was a big part of your life back then. Yeah, man. Influence. My mom was a big part of the town back then. And tell the folks out there what she did. Her hobbies. What did her crossword puzzles? Sudoku. Yeah, no. So my mom, which is again, it's a very hard thing to explain to people. My mom, she was a, she was a street fighter. And
Starting point is 00:07:15 so when I say that, like, oh yeah, my mom would like get loud, like, yeah, my mom would get loud and fight people at grocery stores too, but that like she would fight and scheduled fight. Yeah, dude, that's fucking insane. My mom worked in a dentist store. Dude, the only fight I ever saw my mom almost getting is, I think we had talked about it on this, this family from Flower Town moved into like our neighborhood. They hit the lottery. It was like, it was like a fucking slip and fall accident or something. They came across a couple million bucks. So they were real trashy and moved in. I got beat, I got hit in the face of the hockey stick. We were playing hockey. I had hit the face of the hockey stick by the one that was my age.
Starting point is 00:07:53 My brother came out to be like, yo, what the fuck? And then his older brother beat up my older brother and then my mom comes out. We're both like bloody on the front yard and she goes and starts screaming at the mom and I'm like, well, you're going to get fucking worked lady. Like his family is going to fucking run through us. It's like the guy that knocked out Debo for the bird. The guy Debo knocked out for the bike coming down here messing with these people. Yeah. That's crazy. So I come from a family of fighters. Like I'm probably the least fighting of my family. Yeah. And for the less, we went over this in the part that we lost, but Sidney is pure fucking bonkers. Crazy person. Not looking for confrontation, but
Starting point is 00:08:31 definitely not running away from it. No, I think I need it. Yeah. To some degree. Okay. Psycho. So this town had this almost circuit of underground fighting. Yeah. So I mean, if you don't, if you know anything about Pots Town, PA, it's a, it's a town that kind of builds professional athletes too. We had professional football players, basketball players, an Olympic bronze medalist and wrestling. Like we produce pretty, pretty good athletes. And your mother was recognized in this circuit for being one of the toughest people. Oh, my mom's a legend in my town. I'm defeated street fighter. Do you have any idea what a ballpark purse would be for something like this? Cause I would imagine with the, with gambling on the fights that would
Starting point is 00:09:19 have to be a pretty decent amount of money at stake, not like millions of dollars, but obviously probably a couple of hundo couple hundo on a fucking Saturday 80s, the 90s. Yeah. So I'll say this. I don't, I never knew exactly how much money she won, but a one year for school, she bought all of me and my brother's school clothes with money she won from one fight. Damn, that's pretty good. Dude, we were balling in Bradley's. Balling in Bradley's. I love it. She was like so proud that she was, she was buying all of her school clothes with fight money that she didn't even, she wasn't even like trying to micromanage what I bought. It was all windbreakers. She let me get all windbreakers. She also made me buy a couple of long John's the way I under him for the winter.
Starting point is 00:10:04 She turns into Oscar de la Hoya. Whatever you want. At the end of the day, she's still a great mom. Got to get along, John. You got to stay warm. It's great. Was she, was she strict with you about what you did? She was only strict that we had to work hard and get good grade because you are, you are a very calculated, thorough, you know, critical thing. You're, you're not like wild or you know, like you're very, you're very intelligent, very smart, very calculated person. And you see, that's, you know, you would say on the surface, the, the underground fighting is garbage, but then when you say that, no, it's garbage. I mean, you'll say that on the surface, at the bottom, on the top, underground, I mean, yeah, it's pretty good. So discipline with your kids. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I would give a little, give a little leeway on that. Yeah. She did a great job with them, but she's still a fucking backyard brawler. I mean, like she's in a fight. Man. Yeah. My brother and I, I think I met her maybe. I think I might have met her at one point. I think I did. My brother and I, we talk about this a lot. It's like, because my brother's a good guy too. He's like, you know, a boss at his job. He's a, he's a hardworking dude. Okay. I mean, and it's like she accidentally raised a good kid too. Yeah. Yeah. It was, but not accidentally. She put the screws to you. Not really. I mean, my mom was, she, I don't even, I don't even think, I can't remember even getting like yell. She wouldn't try to intimidate us. Really? No, not at all,
Starting point is 00:11:33 because she was very, uh, she was very into the idea of us being polite, you know, just like being well, you are very well mannered and very polite. Yeah. Very respectful. Always sorry. Thank you very. Were you scared of her growing up? Was there like an unwritten, was she scared of her now? Did she not have to be that way because you were already petrified of her? No, she, my mom is, uh, so one, one time when she thought my sister was afraid of her, she made my sister fight her. Like we, we weren't, Talk about school the hard way. Get outside here and fight your mom. Pack of wolves over there. Because my mom was, my mom's whole thing is like, she, there's like no cowards in her house.
Starting point is 00:12:17 So like, I was one of those kids. So I wouldn't never want to tell my mom, I get it. That I was made. So, so it's like, you're not going to be afraid of anything. Yes. Face it all. You're never going to be afraid. See, so here's an example. It's like hardcore. It is. It's pretty hardcore. So here's an example. I think there's a different way of going around at them. Right. Hooks. You can, you can instill that, instill that theory in people without fucking punching them in the head. I'm sitting there like, I don't know. I'm on the fence. So my, so my name is Sydney, but everybody calls me Scotty. Right. In my town. And so I was, I was Sydney until my first day of kindergarten. Right. I come home. So in kindergarten, they do
Starting point is 00:12:55 the roll call, Sydney, I raise my hand. A couple of kids laughed about it because they thought it was going to be a girl. Oh yeah. And I just thought that was the funniest thing. You know, it was hilarious. Like these, like, I'm not a girl. They think I'm a girl. You know, I went home and I just told my mom, like, Oh, they thought I was a girl. Yeah. My name was the greatness direct. And she was like, so right then and there she was like, they're never calling you Sydney at that school again. She went to school the next day and told them to start calling me Scotty. And then the kids that made fun of me, she took me to their houses to fight them. Oh my God. First day of kindergarten. Did you win? What did the other moms say? No, the other mom wasn't
Starting point is 00:13:34 having it. Yeah, I was going to say. That was very lucky. How about that? Saturday morning, the doorbell rings. Oh, it's the Gantz. What can we do for you? Bring Timmy's little bitches out here. He's about to catch his folks running mouths in there. Are you thinking Sydney shadow? Wow. Yeah. Oh, I love it. Holy shit. That's what we're talking about here. Yeah, I was one of those kids. I was one of those kids getting trotted around to fight people. So I could never even I could never even let my mom know that like I remember when it's one big kid, Sharon Green, which kind of moved to the area we were living in. He's just he was like way bigger than he should have been for a couple of those kids were always so scary transferred in and they were like
Starting point is 00:14:21 the tough guy for a little while, but eventually somebody got them. And it's like, where'd you come from the power plant? And I avoided him with everything that I could because he was a little bit of a bully. Sure. And it was like, if I get in any interaction with him, my mom is going to make me fight this guy. So I stayed away from him as much as I could. And then one day he shot me in the chest with a pellet gun. And my mom, like I came home crying about it. Like through my shirt, it was like lodged into my chest. I'm freaking out about it. She's looking at it. She's like, what happened? I'm like, Sharon shot me with a pellet gun. She's like, he did what? She took me back to his house with a pellet lodged in my chest. Oh my God. To fight this dude.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And it's like, I wouldn't want to fight him now. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is like, are you kidding me? Yeah. He's, dude, Sharon is like six, eight now. Geez. How does that go? I got my ass kicked. No, his, luckily his dad wouldn't let it happen. Sure. You know, his, his, and he's also his dad beat the shit out of him in front of us. Really? Yeah. Damn. You're tough. You guys ever hear of a timeout or anything? Go to the mall, grab a soft pretzel or something. Will you? Taking a movie. Jesus Christ. I'm pretty sure timeouts were invented when I was like 10. Fuck, I've been missing out on this shit. You get a timeout when you're knocked out. That's the timeout. The only timeout you got was when
Starting point is 00:15:46 you got sent to the corner. Yeah. Spending a bucket. Timeout is in between rounds. Your cut man shows up. She's like, I told you, I worked the job. You're like, I'm fucking trying to get six, six. He's in the third grade. We're in a mouthpiece to school every day. Dude, that's his man. Oh man, I totally would never fuck with you ever now knowing all of this. Not that I ever would, but yeah, I'm a nice guy. Yeah. No, for sure. It was like, and that's the thing too. Like my mom, she just, you know, so she would fight all these ladies and, you know, we weren't allowed to go to these fights, but like we snuck out to a few of them and that has to do. I'm sorry to cut you off. That has to
Starting point is 00:16:30 believe it in, I don't know what the word, an impression. Fuck you up. Going, sneaking out and watching through people's legs. Your mom fight another person. Yeah. Have you met them? Fuck, this is what we're talking about. For sure. Fuck them up. That's why he's in the basement, baby. Now, do you think that affected you at all, Sidney? But I mean, on such a level, because you couldn't be able to, because I'm just thinking about things that I saw when I was a kid that I didn't understand. Yeah. And seeing that. Your parents fucking. How's he up time? So I don't like that. Well, I will say this though. As far as like something that is impacting the child consistently throughout their lives,
Starting point is 00:17:12 like fighting is very honest. You see people in their truth. So, you know, if my mom won every fight she was in, but it was just something really pure about two people in a fight. So I mean, it was pretty sick. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah, it's fucking dope. Yeah. Like the only the part that sucked about it is that sometimes she would fight people's moms who I wanted to be friends with. And that's a tough sleepover. This is Watkins has the job. My mom said hi, by the way. Sorry about breaking your orbital. Rematch next March. What are you thinking? Yeah, it was sleepovers sucked. Damn. I had to leave multiple sleepovers because there would be not necessarily the person who's like the parents
Starting point is 00:18:12 whose house it was, but other people had to sleepover. Like my mom had fought their mom and they would have an issue with it. And then it was just a whole thing. I would just like leave. Jesus fucking Christ. Did she ever get in trouble with the police or anything like that? So again, Postown is a fighting town. So if the police showed up to a fight situation, they'd let them duke it out and then just send people on their way. So no, I've never seen my mom getting trouble with the police. God damn. That is hardcore. Was it was it bare knuckle boxing or were they Yeah, they showed up as is. Toby, you sweet little country bumpkin.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Who sung the national anthem at a curiosity? Was Michael Buffer there? People selling peanuts. Toby's asking. That was a school newspaper question. Hey, excuse me. Look in the back. Oh, what size glove sweeping. Are you doing 16 ounces? What are you thinking? Headgear? No headgear. They carpooled in the fight. Dude. Holy shit. Now, how is that affected Sydney now? Because you do a little, you do some mixed martial arts stuff and all that, right? Yeah, I've been doing martial arts since I was a kid. So when like growing up in that type of
Starting point is 00:19:42 house, my mom wanted everybody to be able to fight and family business. Yeah. It really is. So my mom would go to she would she would train at a boxing gym. So that was always a really interesting thing to watch because most of the ladies that she fought were just people that thought they were tough. Yeah. But my mom was trained, a skilled trained. Was she was she a bigger or smaller? I'm sure like small and why she's like like maybe five to fit, you know, like just right now. I wouldn't. She's she's looking a little round lately. Do you think your mom could call it because your mom beat me up right now? Probably not. You're a big guy. Yeah, but he's too big. He's broken. It's the law of diminishing returns. So I will say this. If you don't knock
Starting point is 00:20:31 around 30 seconds, you're in trouble. Yeah, 30. Dude, 30 seconds. I have the cardio for like six seconds. Yeah. Yeah, then if he doesn't get a hold of him. Oh, yeah. Gang, let's take a second here and get serious. Mental health is something that affects everybody, whether on a large scale or a small scale. I know we like to joke around and have fun here on the podcast. But if anybody out there is hurting, we think we have the answer for you. It's called betterhelp.com. Think about this. What interferes with your happiness? All right. Is there something that you think is preventing you from achieving your goals? I know when I was coming up before I got into comedy, before I met my good friends in comedy, I didn't know how to
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Starting point is 00:23:32 that right now. I don't mind it. All right. So you, so she trained as a boxer. You're into mixed martial arts. Now your wife is into something. Jujitsu, right? You guys all do Jujitsu. Yeah. So, so what happened? So when, when I was a kid, Jesus Christ, the whole fucking squad. Well, it's all, it's, it's the only thing that makes sense to me. The kids do, your kids do it. My kids, absolutely. I feel like everybody should like train in fighting to some degree, because it just mellows you out to a little bit, you know, like, you know, like, like, like Kevin was saying, like, I don't, I don't necessarily try to start fights with people, but I will let you escalate the situation to a fight, you know, but I'm not going to try to
Starting point is 00:24:13 escalate. Okay. I remember one time outside of a bar. That's real psychos. Yeah. On South Street, I was like out there smoking and some, I think it was me and you out there. We were on South Street and there was this weird interaction with this guy who like asked for a cig or something. It was like me and you hanging out front. And like, I saw it. I'm like, I got to end this now. Otherwise, it's going to be a thing, right? I'm like, yeah, whatever, man. Like, you know, have a good one. And like, it's sitting like, so where are you from? I'm like, kept the conversation going. And I'm like, all right, like a spider. Yeah. Like you're not walking, you're not walking away from it. You're definitely not like going to just hit the guy, but you're also like, hey, I'm down
Starting point is 00:24:47 for wherever this goes. I am game. And I'm also, I'm also conscious of other people around me too. So I thought you're going to bring up that time in the back of Raven. There were these two black eyes that were showing up. They weren't comedians, but they showed up for a couple of weeks straight. I vaguely remember this. I kept trying to fight people. Yeah. And one day you and I were in the back of the room. Oh, right. Holy shit. I forgot about this. So they were trying to intimidate Kevin and me in the back of the room.
Starting point is 00:25:13 And I forgot about this. So if you had a flex on some pussy, it started to escalate. It was getting like chest. Yeah. And I remember, I'll never forget this. This is this is probably the day that I was like, I fucking love Kevin, right? Because I looked over at him. Don't hit me, man. I'm on the phone with my dad. I'm called Sidney's mom real quick. Hey, how do I do it? So I look over at Kevin and he's jerking both of them off. And I'm like, fuck you, Kevin. No, I look over at Kevin and again, like he has this look on his face. Like it basically says, I don't want to do this, but I will if it has to happen.
Starting point is 00:25:57 And I saw that and I was like, all right, we're good. We're good. And I just let it go. So I'm not I'm not going to try to get anybody else involved in anything that that's that's a big thing for me. Like to the point that if somebody doesn't like me, I'm like, listen, don't defend me to him. Like if we if we have a person like in our mutual circle that doesn't like me, just let him dislike. Don't don't stick up. You like to work alone. I do. Yeah. Yeah. He's definitely got to go back under the bed and he's got a fucking case. He's got to split down a couple of passports, a stack of 10 grand. Holy shit. Couple of pills. Street. Yeah. Well, I forgot about that story. Holy shit. Yeah, that was crazy. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:41 It was just because I remember I said something to him. I was like, yo, like I was like, yo, you keep I was like, you guys got to go. And he's like, what are you going to do about it? And I was like, what are like one of those things that I just didn't I don't know what I said exactly. But it was like, what like whatever I have, like whatever we want to do, we can do or something like that. And then his buddy stood up or something that you stood up. And we were like, yeah. And they were like, yeah, we're like, yeah, they go, I will leave. And we're like, and dude, the second they walked out that door, I looked over and said, I thought I was going to get my ass kicked. They got my buff black friend hopped up. Am I in the gang now?
Starting point is 00:27:17 Want to go to Pots town? If Kevin lost the fight, you would have driven him to those guys's house again. I'm crying, Sidney, I don't want to do it. Talking to his parents at the front door. My mom would have stopped making me be friends with Kevin. You can't be hanging out with that fat Ryan. No more sleepovers at the pussies house. Oh, man, the good old days. I love it. Let's see. Let's get into a couple of Yes, I'm interested what we're here for. I'm going to go. Okay. Now, with what you just told us being what it is, do you think you're garbage? Man, I feel like I'm going to make the same mistake Ryan Schaener said, but I do not think I'm garbage. I don't think you are either.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I, I think this is, I think you're, I don't know. Sidney's very oddly opinionated on things. He's kind of like all, like already should feel like your opinion on things that most people don't have opinions on and you stick to your gut and it's just very weird. You like, he's like an onion. You're like, wait, what the fuck are you doing? So I don't know. I bet you he's very disciplined. I bet you everything is probably organized. I don't think the kids probably get to eat bad foods. They probably on a good diet. No, I don't think so. Well, am I wrong here? Are you going to hit me? I mean, I choke them out now. You're, you're not wrong, but you're not completely right either. So I, so I grew up eating pretty healthy, right? You know, and, you know, when, when your
Starting point is 00:28:51 mom, yeah, holy field, I guess she would. Yeah. She's, she's got to make weight. All that road work, a lot of boiled chicken, you know, drinking the eggs like a Rocky. He's got them in his bottle. Yeah. So there was a, I also like, uh, the, the, the, everybody in my dad's side of the family becomes like diabetic and loses the foot. So my mom was just like, just that's not happening. Yeah. Okay. So I was, I was, you know, I was like, like McDonald's was a big treat for us. And then, and it took a long time for me to even get used to the taste of McDonald's. I didn't get used to the taste of McDonald's until I was a teenager working. You worked at McDonald's. What'd you do?
Starting point is 00:29:34 I worked at McDonald and a Wendy's. He's, he's, he's like one of those people on the internet that beats the fuck out of the, it beats the fuck out of the customers who are running their mouth. She said he crawled through the drive-thru. It's frosty all over him. Fucking choking some guy out in his car. Yeah. I was, I was working on the grill, man. I was like, I was trying to be a ladies man at that time. So I was like, I was more likely to finger a chicken in the freezer. Ooh. Yeah. Like it cold, huh? Nice man coming. Could have hit the broom closet. Um, all right. Well, we're familiar with where you came out Pottstown area, right? What big one is, what grocery store did you go to growing up and what do you go to now that you're a family man? You have your own family.
Starting point is 00:30:15 What do you, what do you do now? So, uh, it was super fresh that turned into a giant and now I'm still a giant. I ain't too bad. Not at all. That's pretty good. Yeah. Giants. All right. I was a super fresh kid growing up too. Yeah. But then they changed at some point. They got bought out or something. So that's a lot of them flopped. I didn't realize that super fresh was a little bit of a lower budget grocery store compared to giant. Ooh. I think, I think giant might have bought them out and it was a little more upscale. Okay. I didn't realize that, but it was, for me, the brand recognition was like, I'm a super fresh guy. It's a giant now. So I'm a giant guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not shabby at all. That's pretty good. Yeah. Well, what were you? Gennardies?
Starting point is 00:30:52 Weiss? Yeah. Gennardies and then giant. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. But there wasn't the blood baths going on in the fucking streets in Bluebell. That's the, if you would have said we got our own meat from the woods, I'd have been like, all right, that makes sense. Well, we only eat what we hill hunt. So you hit me with a giant. See, I'm telling you, this is going to be, it's all going to pay an app. It's all going to work out. I got one too. What did you get on your SATs? The first time I got a 1490. Oh, yeah. But he's also street fighting every weekend. Yeah. But it's also guys, it's like, so the town that I live, the part of the town that I lived in, we grew up in a like a government subsidized housing development. A 1490. Yeah. But so here,
Starting point is 00:31:36 so hear me out though. So in that, that's the highest one we've gotten. I think a 1400. Yeah. Was the biggest, was the best we had before. You should have been in like the CIA or something like that. Oh, you would be a great FB, but you don't really follow rules. Yeah. He doesn't like rules. You know me. Yeah. He doesn't like rules. Special forces you should have done. Delta force. But again, you would have to follow rules to that point. He could never make it there. No, it's, you know, again, you would have got discharged for doing something fucked up. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like to get caught doing things. That was so weirdly said. That was so. There's cameras on your right now, buddy. So don't get any fucking ideas.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah. I've never, I've never gotten in trouble for anything ever. I have never been in because it's like, if I was doing something and I'm like, we're with people and somebody's being a little rowdy about it, I'm gone. Like I like to hang out with people that know how to keep it clandestine. Clandestine. I like to say clandestine. Yeah. 1490. Maybe a 940. Hey, we'll say it every way you want to say a big guy. Yeah. I've heard it three ways. So you were a good student. Yes. I was a good student. Was would you guys sit down and like have dinner every night together as a family growing up? No, it was she would cook dinner and we just had to eat. What do you mean? It's just like she would cook dinner and we would like serve herself. You could eat when you eat.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah. So it was like a lot of a lot of times we would hang out around each other a lot, but we weren't always doing the same thing at the same time. So like one of us would be eating others are watching TV doing homework, bring her food in, like eat with the people watching TV. I got you. All right. So your mother was a good mom other than the street fighting? Well, I don't think they're necessarily connected, right? Like you can be a good mom outside of street fighting. Right. Yeah. I mean, she had moments of being a good mom. I mean, because again, like I don't want my brother watching this. What the fuck are you saying she's a good mom for? I love how that's what your brother would get upset about. I want people
Starting point is 00:33:49 walking around thinking she was good. It's bullshit. I got a rep to break. I thought you just said I don't want you telling people she was a bad mom. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. No, see, here's the thing. She's like she's super supportive of everything that I do. Right. She really believes in my potential to do anything. Right. But at the same time, like we didn't have a very stable house. Like we I think the longest I ever lived in one place was eight months. Damn. Yeah. So she unfortunately when you when you are a fighter and you hold yourself in a high regard like that, the way normal people get down is infuriating. So she would be at work and she worked in a lot of nursing homes and stuff. She didn't like the
Starting point is 00:34:29 cattiness, right? Because she didn't talk about people behind her back unless she went to fuck them up. So when she would hear that people were talking about her, she would always go to that person and say, look, please keep my name out of your mouth or I'm going to choke you in the break room. Right. So here's a crazy story. Here's a crazy story. Not every time my mom enrolled me in a fucking toddler fight club. Here's a crazy story. So again, so when I was by the time I was in sixth grade, we I lived in, I think it was 11 different places in the same time. That's like military style. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty crazy because she would get in a fight at work, get evicted, and then she would just have to pee something together to get somewhere
Starting point is 00:35:14 else. But she wouldn't right away because she knows that since she works in nursing homes all the time, she'll always be able to find another job. Okay. So she would just like linger till like everything started to fall apart. And then once everything fell apart, then she got together. So we were constantly, you know, being chased out of houses all the time. Damn. Right. And I forget what story I was going to tell. Oh, in the break room? So flash forward to, you know, I'm about like maybe 35, like five years ago. Okay. My son was definitely bored when this was happening. For the first time in my mom's life, she worked at a job for more than a year. Okay. Holy shit. And we all went out to dinner.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Where'd you go up to dinner? It was like a chain restaurant in King of Pressure. Applebee's Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, it was like a cheesecake factory. Okay. Yeah. Did you guys all beat the waitress up in the party? She ran her mouth on the way out. That was the tip we gave her. Keep your hands up. Fucking jump the hostess. So, hi, how can I help you this evening? Just gets pommeled. So, so this is the big deal to her. And I don't know how she's engaging with people at work, but my mom's like a super confident person and she talks a lot of shit.
Starting point is 00:36:48 So these women at her work decided they didn't like her and they were trying to get her fired. This is the place she's been at for the year. For the year. Yeah. So they lied on her and said that she attacked somebody in the break room. They choked. She choked somebody in the break room. Right. Very specific language that they chose for that because one of them got a hold of her files. Her previous file where she said, I'll choke you in the very break room. Right. So now this is like my brother and my sister did not believe my mom that she did not do this to this lady. I don't believe her that she didn't do it to this lady. I don't know much either, but I'm just saying the facts that I do know. Right. Me and you. Right. I believed her. Sure.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Because she had never lied to me about a fight before. As a matter of fact, she loves to brag about every fight that she's in. And I was telling him. This is why I say it's not garbage right here. Honor. He's going to tell us that she for sure choked the woman out of the break room. Many afterwards. Yeah. No, this for sure happened. So it gets, it gets, this turns to a big situation where we now we have lawyers involved. Right. Because my mom's like, I didn't do this. They're lying. And like the people that are in human resources, they're involved in this. So now we got lawyers involved. So because that happened, we got a lot of files on my mom, like her whole entire work history from like the eighties until this moment. Right. Dude,
Starting point is 00:38:12 it was like not looking good. It was like a pack. It was thick. It's like wolverines. So me and Ansier, me and Ansier are looking through it. And it's just like page after page of attacked woman in a break room, choked woman. Insane. But it ended up being true. It ended up being true. Like she didn't, she didn't do that. They lost the lawsuit. Yeah. Closed down the nursing home. Oh my God. She didn't win money from the lawsuit, but she won her honor, I guess. Okay. She was compensated a little bit, but it wasn't, it wasn't like a big loss. Is she working out? Is she, is she riding off that?
Starting point is 00:38:55 No, she's working. That money. Good for her. Did not last long. I got a lot of windbreakers. I don't know. I don't know if that was on the episode we lost, but I forget where it was. All right. Yeah. Huh. Okay. Interesting. What about now? What kind of person are you now? Like, when I say you're not garbage, you know, and I see discipline, brush your teeth in the shower? If I'm late. Okay. Yeah. You know, it's, but so you don't keep the toothbrush in the shower? No, I would not do that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Every time something that I pass over, then I'm like, I'm not that garbage. I keep looking at full. Because he is that guy.
Starting point is 00:39:37 This is, this is his wheelhouse. Yeah. I got one for you. You're in public, right? You're whatever. And you have to go, you have to go to the bathroom. Number two, how do you clean the public toilet seat? I'm garbage. Fuck. Nothing. You just go bareback. Dude, I'm all dogged. Wow. And listen. Dude. He's seen shit, man. Yeah. It's like, give me a fuck about pooping in the king of pressure mall bathroom. If it looks okay to me, yeah, I'll plop down. Damn. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. But I also in, in my defense, I, I, we, like did a lot of chores growing up. So I know with a compromised toilet seat. Sure. Sure. Sure. I also only handicapped though. Smart. But I hear there's a rule that everybody does that. So
Starting point is 00:40:26 that's actually the more used one. It doesn't seem like it. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you sneak snacks into the movie theater? My auntie does. My wife does. Okay. What are we talking about? Like candies and stuff like that? Are you sneaking in like fast food? Fast food sandwiches. Stuff that doesn't make sound. Sandwiches. Yeah. That's, are you stopping it like, wow, wow to get sandwiches? Are you making them at home? That's trash. That is trash. I'm pulling back now. I thought that was going to be the dot trash. I think no, I disagree. I think odor, odor is the big thing. If you're making the ham and cheese at home and having it at the movies, that's fine. Have the ham and cheese at home. If you're rolling with Chinese food and it smells
Starting point is 00:41:08 up the whole journey. No, have the ham and cheese at home. If you're making us, you're at home, go, what are you, if you're not going to the beach, you're going to a fucking movie. I tell you what, tough guy, you tell him next time he's sitting behind you in the movie. The kids get up and stomp you. Let me handle this. All the gants beat the shit out of me. Yeah, that's, I, it's trash. I'm sorry. That's trash. Okay. Who are your trash? You're good. You're good. You're good. What about your towel? Where do your towels go in the, in the, in the bathroom? They go over the, do you hang them over the shower curtain? Do you have a designated hook behind the door? Or do they go on the door? All right. So it goes, it goes on the shower,
Starting point is 00:41:52 the towel rod. I definitely put them on the towel. However, and just in case my wife watches this, I don't change my towel. That's a long time. Like my wife has to do it. Yeah. If she comes in and she gets to the point where she's like, I'm, that's bad. Yeah. I like a fresh one. I'm kind of the same way though. My wife will be like, well, we're, we're, I'm watching your towel. I'm watching the towels. Yeah. And I've, I've, I've almost gotten annoyed with her. Like when she's like, I got to take this towel. And I'm like, Oh yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm just, I'm just rubbing fungus. Yeah. I take offense to it. I'm like, Oh wait, how long are we talking? A week. Don't keep track of it. Yeah. I don't keep track. It's like whenever she decides to
Starting point is 00:42:37 change my towel, I get a new towel. Jesus. It's like when she's, when she, when she decides that it's just start, it's starting to affect the way she looks as a person. That's when she changes the towel. Yeah. I get it. I get it. That's trashy. I do the same thing. What about the Gantt vacations now? Where do you guys go? Well, it's five of us. I have three kids, right? So, I mean, we go where we can afford at the time. So we do the beach, you know, when we can. And we also sometimes we'll do what we'll do a trip. Like we'll get, you know, get in a plane and go somewhere. Okay. But we usually combine with my wife's brother family or something. Like run out of house together. Okay. And do that. So the last one of those we did was in San Antonio.
Starting point is 00:43:19 All right. Not bad. Not too shabby. Not too shabby. Have you ever taken a couch or any other furniture from the trash? I have not. No. Can you get cash back when you go to like 711 or anything? What do you mean? Like from like ATM wise? Like, or like from the register? From the register. If you're buying a Gatorade and they go, do you want cash back? I mean, well, if, yes. Oh, okay. I was about to defend it before I admitted it. Let me just admit it first. Let me just admit it first. But listen, it's better than paying an ATM fee. Let me just like get this, get the snack I want now. That's why it's garbage. That's why it's garbage. Do you use the ATM to just check your
Starting point is 00:43:58 balance sometimes? No, I have no idea how much money I have ever. My wife handles all that stuff. Really? Yeah. I don't, I mean, I don't like to know because I have a, I'm a compulsive spender. Okay. So if I, if I look at my balance and I see $5 at $5, it's gone immediate. So it's like, if I don't know and I just keep convincing myself, I don't have a lot of money. That's smart. Yeah. It makes it easier to actually use smart. Yeah. Okay. I got one. I think that I don't know. Do you currently or have you ever carried a pocket knife? Yes. Do you have, wait, now you have one on you? Yes. Really? Swiss army though. So it's a multi tool. It's a little functional. Yeah. Is it like the classic Swiss army? No, it's
Starting point is 00:44:41 just, uh, well, yeah, I think, I think it would call this the classic one. It's probably the most common. Yeah. That's all right. That's all right. I'll give you that. Yeah. Is it more functionality or is it more like, if shit goes down in the streets, I can, I can corkscrew you or something? It ain't for the toothpick. Tell you that. I don't know. He's not cutting any threads. Yeah. That's not for threatening. That's for slitting. No, my, my mom was always a big thing about guys knowing how to use tools and having tools on them. I like that. Yeah. I like that. I'm telling you. Yeah. I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence to be honest with you. Anyone in your family have calf tattoos?
Starting point is 00:45:21 Oh God. All right. This is like, this is a very sneaky way to find out that I'm garbage. So here, here, so no calf tattoos, but my sister has multiple neck tattoos. And one of them is a tattoo of her boyfriend's lips or her husband's lips. I forgot to ask you, when did she come back from running away? She never came back. What do you mean? Like she never, once my sister ran away in sixth grade. I'd never lived with her again. Where did she run away to? Westchester, I believe. To whose house? Another friend who ran away. They lied about how old they were and they got an apartment. That's pretty fun. In sixth grade? Oh, she was 44. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:46:04 How old was she? It's not really running away. It's moving out at that point. How old was she? So I'm, she's four years, five years older than me. So like 15, 16. And they got an apartment together and that was it. She never came back. Well, I mean, like my mom and my sister live together now, but I never lived with her again. Wow. Yeah. Man, you never hear of a runaway actually being successful. She's not successful. You did hear the neck tattoos. They got the first apartment I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:46:36 She's a classic runaway. You draw. Do you currently have a bottle of Fabriz in your car? Because if you do, that is trash. I know right next to me. Yeah. It's trash. Or like those wipes. That's also trashy. I don't. Just yesterday, my wife cleaned up both cars. So she, and again, like I would, I would contend that she's way more garbage than I am, but she doesn't like when I get those wipes to have in the car. She always gets rid of them. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, I would like to just keep them under the seat. They're not bothering anybody. That's not garbage either. I got Fabriz.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I have Raynex glass wipes and I have, and I have underarms and a lot of boogers or armor. Wait. So why is Fabriz garbage though? Well, it's just like it's the cheap way to make your car seem nice. Right. Like it's, you get in, it's overly powerful. Instead of just continuously cleaning your car on a regularly scheduled basis or just leaving it dirty. Like I do. You're like trying to, you're trying to put a fucking lipstick on a pig. You know what I mean? It's like, you get in a car, you're like, you just, I got it from you. Get in your car. It's just Fabriz, you know? I've never, this might even be worse. Anytime I ever had Fabriz in a car, it was never for the car. What was it for? I smoke weed. So I would like just spray and just like kind of walk
Starting point is 00:47:55 through it. All right. I get that. You square. You're smoking doobies. Yeah. That's why I got it in my car. Yours is for farts. Mine's the cover up. It's said to McDonald's. That's what it is. So nobody asks questions. I have a question. Was there a bowl of, was there a bowl of uncracked nuts on the tape on your car? That was obviously done before I got the backstory. Yeah. When was the last time you had an orangeina? I don't drink sugary drinks. Because Bobby is a temple. Look at that. Pretty classy. Yeah. But again, it was like, I was, I wasn't allowed to growing up. Like meanwhile, my mom was like crushing, crushing coax and frescoes and shit like all the time. You were trained to this. She was a world class fighter. Bored in fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, anything by Nerf currently? Yes. It's got kids. Got kids. Yeah. Well, I mean, before we had kids, Anthony and I had one of those Whistler Nerf. Oh my God. We would go to the park. The vortex. Oh, when the kid had that thing that showed up. Remember you saw that when you were a kid? Yeah. Who is this guy? There's a six year old could rifle that thing like 400 dollars. Hmm. Is there currently a bottle of Pam cooking spray at your house? Yes. Unused. Okay. Where to keep the butter at your house on the counter in the refrigerator? The refrigerator. I would like to keep it on the counter growing up. Were you a counter family? Always a counter family, but it was always soft. I love soft butter. Look at this. Yeah. That's the
Starting point is 00:49:28 way to go. An enigma. I like it. Well, my Anzley, she, she likes it cold because she likes to slice it and eat slices of butter. Oh, okay. Holy shit. I got a, I got a, I got a real thing with butter, too. Dude, I, I have to leave the kitchen. I can't, I can't watch her do it. Yeah. It's thinking my blood, my blood is cold because it's, it's like butter. This is what she'll do. She'll, she'll slice, slice some butter, keep it on the butter knife, bite a muffin, chew it and then chase it with butter. Wow. Wow. I know what Foley's doing tonight. Have you ever tried that? Buddy, come on. Okay. When it comes to butter, I've done it all. I've seen it all. He's goofed it. I will, I will admit that's pretty sick. I got, I tried it once just
Starting point is 00:50:17 to see what she was doing. It's pretty. It's wild. Yeah. It's pretty sick. Holy shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Have you ever bought a product that was as seen on TV? Yes. Ah, what was it, Sid? The, the last one was the, uh, those glasses that, uh, it's like, he wanted us to be like, oh, yeah, the glasses. The HD sunglasses. Oh, the one that like, that makes you look like, uh, like, uh, like a, they're like army, like issue. Yeah. Yeah. You can use them at night too. Yeah. They're pretty sick. Yeah. Tactical. Yeah. The guy looked real tactical on them. It's always in a desert and you can see the rattlesnake or whatever. Does it work? I think so. I think it works. He's just making sure no one's creeping up on him. He's just waiting out front of the
Starting point is 00:51:09 porch in the middle of the night. Did you ever have the sunglasses at the little, the little mirror in the corner? You can see the spy. I had those as a kid. I had the whole spy kit. Yeah. Yeah. Two weeks ago. Tapping phones and shit. Man, you're like, you guys are like reminding me all the stuff I should be getting for my son right now. Yeah. You should be tricking your son the fuck out. Yeah. A couple of walkie talkies hooking up. We have walking dogs. Have you ever taken a photo of the photo of you on a roller coaster instead of paying for it? No, but here's why. So anytime we went to Dorney Park, which was the amusement park that we went to, my dad's company had like a pavilion there. And if we were from the company, we got our pictures
Starting point is 00:51:50 for free. That's a good set of Benny's. That's a good job right there, baby. That's like 20 bucks a year. Yeah. Not only that, we could go anytime. We just go to Dorney Park and let them know what pavilion we were with any time over the summer and we just got it. That's fucking dope. That's not too bad. I went to Dorney Park so much in my life. So much because if another kid's family was going, you're like, oh, I'll go. Yeah, but can I go to Dorney Park with them? And it's just like, I didn't need any money. Yeah, just go. Yeah, just hop in and go. Holy shit. That's funny. Okay. I got one or two here from Patreon. Yeah, let's hit it. Guys, when you join the Patreon, we'll read your questions. So this is from Mark. This is washing your feet in the shower. Who
Starting point is 00:52:46 actually does this? If you don't, are you garbage? Talking about scrubbing them with soap. What do you do? I wash them. How? Like what's the... You know, I just work on my balance and like lift one foot up, scrub it. And then for some reason, I never lift the second foot up. I've always been down to do the second foot. Yeah, because you might have soap on the bottom of your foot. It's a safety precaution. Let's go with that. Yeah. I cannot do either of those things. So what I have is a little suction cup thing that looks like a foot that has bristles on it, a little foot scrubber. It looks like a flip flop that you stick to the bottom of the tub and you stick your... And you bend over and put some soap on it. I feel like he's going to say
Starting point is 00:53:29 that's garbage, but before he does, that's fucking genius. Yeah, that's great. I mean, it's garbage. He has to do it that way. That's different. It's not a luxury. It's a must. I have the most garbage. I don't think I've ever cleaned the bottom of my feet ever. The water does it. I'm in the shower, baby. Gravity does that. I'm standing in water for 10 minutes. You got to soap up a little bit. Well, yeah, it's the soap that cleans. Yeah. The soap, it all goes onto the ground, baby. I'm step on waddling in the shampoo, the conditioner, a little bit of cum, whatever you got. Do you move your feet back and forth to try to like... I don't even think I think about it, to be honest. I don't... It's never registered my mind.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yeah. I would love to see the bottom of your feet. Patreon.com.com. You're garbage, man. I don't think it's that crazy. Let me get a selfie with the bottom of your feet. You're a pavilion member. You get it for free. That's a quick fizz on Kippy's part. I got one. Okay, go. Have you ever made a dish at home that used tater tots as the main ingredient? Well, I also smoke weed. Okay. So, of course. Okay. Yeah. Dude, I remember... That's garbage. Dude, I made a fucking whole tray of frozen tater tots. That's all it was. I think I sprinkled a little cheese and some sriracha on it. All fucking banged up one night. My wife woke up and was like, what are you doing? I was like,
Starting point is 00:54:44 I'm in heaven right now. You slap an egg on me. It's fantastic. Okay. I have once put tater tots on top of spaghetti. Wow. Trashy, but I don't hate it. Dude, it was... I never did it. I never did it again. How do you get it? I feel like that's tough to get all together. It wasn't. Okay. And it's also two, because normally... I actually did do it twice, because normally I like to cook my tater tots. They're cooked all the way, but still a little soft. On the outside? Yeah. I'm not super crunchy, but it doesn't work well with spaghetti. I'm a crunchy guy. I had the next time I did it, which was probably like my second plate. I like heated the tater tots up more so they were crunchy. Yeah. Man,
Starting point is 00:55:31 in the spaghetti. Like a crude time. I might do that again. Yeah. Sounds good to me. All right. I got one or two more here from Patreon. Let me go to wrap it up. This is from I hope I'm pronouncing it correct. A-I-U-R. Have you ever shared a toothbrush or used someone else's razor? I don't think so. Yeah. Using somebody else's razor is a tough look. I've done it. I've done it with my brother. I've done it with my girl. I did it last night with my lady. You're broke. Oh, really? What? You shave it with this? Where? Where'd you shave it? Down here on the neck. She got some like Instagram one, dude. It's like... Fucking butter, daddy. I feel it feels fantastic. She uses my razor. Yeah. So like technically,
Starting point is 00:56:16 I do share a razor with somebody. But it's not your choice. Yeah. She also will use my toothbrush like it's like nothing. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's savage. Yeah. Did you ever try to use it when it was wet already? Does she not have a toothbrush? What's going on? No, she does, but it's like so we use an electronic toothbrush that has the replacement heads. So we have the one electronic toothbrush but then the multiple head. And if she puts my head, like if my head is on the toothbrush already and she uses it, she'll just be like, I would have just keep going. You guys are close, huh? That's devastating. I would fire. That's grounds for termination. That's wild to me. Yeah. I tell her not to tell me when she does it.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I would rather not brush my teeth and know that. Yeah, that would bug me out. Yeah. I was worried my dad used my toothbrush one time and it grossed me out. Not that I don't love my dad. Love you, buddy, but he wouldn't want to use mine either. All right. I got one more. This is from Tom on Patreon. Have you ever prepared hot food in a hotel room? And he said the only the only acceptable one is like a cup of noodles or something. Sure. Oh, dear God. Yeah, I did. Yeah. A cup of noodles is fine. I mean, especially when you're on the road. A cup of noodles? No. Well, so when we first moved to Atlanta, we didn't have a place to stay. So we were living in a hotel that was like a sweet. Like an extended state. Extended state type. Yeah. Oh, those are tough. Those are for people
Starting point is 00:57:42 in a jam. I noticed what we were there. We were there. We were the only people that like we would see people in the hallways. We were the only people happy. Yeah. Everybody else had to be there. Damn. Holy shit. Sydney game. Kippy. Garbage, not garbage. I'm not fully sure, but he's crazy. I'll give him that. I don't know. I think it's a coin flip garb. I definitely wouldn't say classy. I definitely wouldn't say garbage. You're in the, you know, the extended state Atlanta motel room, unfortunately, put you on the edge. I would say garbage. Yeah. 60 percent garbage, 40 percent class. Or normal. I mean, I love the way this episode went. It was great, but I really feel like if there was the stuff from the episode we lost, I think people would be like, I don't think he's garbage.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I'd be like, he clearly came. You claim you came from a tough garbage setting. Your mother was fighting in the streets. That was on the first episode too. That's not going to be overlooked. Yeah, but not to mention the nursing home file. That's fucking dicey. So here's, here's a funny thing about my mom fighting in the streets. A lot of times she'd get in these fights and these women would be trying to grapple her. So she'd come home with like no shirt, no bra. She'd walk home from the fight with her titties out. Just like confident, like coming to the house. I remember the time she came in the house, she opened up the door, like scratches all over her chest. And me and my brother were like, what the fuck? And she goes, she goes, this is what a
Starting point is 00:59:12 champion looks like. And it's like walked upstairs to her room. Dude, so. She's a fucking boss. Yeah. She's, she's a, she's a catchphrase person. She always, she always says cool shit in the moment. Yeah. I love it. I'll catch you. What? Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Sidney Gant, Sidney, is there anything you want the folks out there to know? Uh, uh, not just, uh, check out Two Jack Bros. Uh, myself and my, my wife were pretty good. Yeah. Social media. Uh, at Sidney Gant on everything. And then at Two Jack Bros. on everything as well. Nice. Kippy, what do you got? At Kevin Ryan comedy on all social media. Like I said, please make sure you're ready to subscribe on iTunes, uh, full video available on YouTube.
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