Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Simple Man w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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Can I say something? Sure. I mean this respectfully. You sound like you have a job that is only in porn. Like I have to come by and make sure the associates are up to date. I have to listen to all the calls. He's got a lot of holes to fill. I'm stuck in the washer. You are a bad associate. Are you my stepmom? Do you get stuck in stuff a lot? Gang, the second installment of our new live show,

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Get over there on the YouTube page and check out the new AYG and Friends that is currently streaming. Got Dan Soder, Yanni Papito, and our good pal, Mr. Ian Fadance. Yes. Good times. I wanted to ask you this. What?

I might have brought this up to you before. I'm sure you have. But it's kind of been getting thrown in my face a little bit. First of all, I was a... It sounds like an attack at me, but I'm with it. Let's go. You got the new Carhartt jacket.

Wait, hold on. Let's put a pin on what you have. I did a new car hard jacket not a jean jacket it's not whatever you want to okay it's canvas all right I mean it's not not a G it's in the world of a jean jacket it's a jacket it's not made of denim okay is it I don't know why you're getting a lion bastard I ordered it up whatever here's that I got a thing heard it on jeans.com This is jeans it said listen anytime a comedian where is a little more hard feelings But we'll get into it anytime a comedian wears something new you would get some shit for it comedian. Yeah You know what I mean you anytime you wear a new article of clothing around to any of us, someone, you know,

you're gonna get a little razzed, I got a little razzed. And I know we have this thing, I wore it for the first time, I got it, came in the mail, I put it on, I had sets at the old Comedy Cellar that night, I put it on and I bombed, so bad. I was in my head, My wife said it's a little short. I was all.

It's not a jean jacket. Loser. Man, it was bad. He was watching and you left. It was that not great. Oh, that night. I was, dude, I pulled up my closer three minutes in and I'm dude I was asking people if they were iron I'm whiffing dude. That is the only way man. I peeked around the curtain to see if anyone was in there There's a skeleton on stage. He doing sound check. What's going on? It got away from me. I got in my head about the two-check Cuz I made me you out front for

a heater before the set. Going and burn it like Frank Lucas. That's typically what I would do if I wear a new. But you got back on the horse right away because you wore that to our good friend Mr. Adam Ray show that we had done here in DC. I wore that in DC. Shout out to Dr. Phil. No it's actually this is a different one it was different. Oh. I was a little traumatized. So I put it on the shelf, but I'm back, I got spots and I'm back and I don't, I feel it's in my, would you do that

if you bombed first time wearing something? It don't matter what I wear. I'm bombing. Say that again? You get a new article of clothing. I'll try that, okay? Which I got to. I realize I'm talking to the wrong guy.

That one blue Hawaiian shirt, I gotta burn that. And I gotta get a haircut, man. Somebody said you look like Glennie Balls. Shout out to Glennie Balls, by the way. Shout out to Glennie Balls. He wears them nice. He does. He looks great in them. But it was very, as a very Glennie Balls look,

that new blue one you got. It's not new. It's Just back into it. I gotta get rid of every I gotta get a haircut Multiple comics here and I were like, what are you doing? I know just got away from me I've been taking this for fucking months, but you don't listen to me. You listen to people aren't even your friend I like the way it looks in the back. Okay, but it's not it's not good But would you wear would you wear new? You bombed one time in it Do you put the mojo the bad juju on that on that article of clothing and move forward or do you get back up on?

No, I think I would I wouldn't wear it again. Yeah. Well, I'll let you know how to I got it. That's the one you wore last Thursday the one I saw you and on Saturday was different Yeah, that's the problem. You ordered like nine of the same thing What are you Batman like stop? Get a little variety you have no clothes What is the other you either have a purple fucking polo hoodie or a neon blue? Fucking Hawaiian shirt you only dress for two seasons. I'm fucking flex, baby You're dressed for a fucking snowstorm or to beat I've been freezing dude. I got nothing

I've been trying to cover everything up. You wore a jacket. I got you for fucking Christmas for the fire that pretty good We went to wear that on stage. We went to Joelist movie premiere. Yeah, we're at a look nice I can't wear it on stage. Why it's your own about a New York Fashion Week If you think that's what's people are wearing it to your fashion week Oh, yeah, maybe the homeless edition baggy and rolled up It looks good to get a nice bag Nice cross body shoes nice pair of glazes a mom jeans and some I don't know Steve Madden's whatever the girls are wearing these days You know, what's crazy? I wanted that is this is spongebob releasing a movie or something like that

Cuz he's everywhere. I talked to him in a while. There he's everywhere. He won't return my calls. They got the Krabby Patty at Wendy's and they also, they got something cooking with that donut shop out in LA. That, you know, with the donut on top. The one that Iron Man's left in, Dirk's or whatever it's called.

I don't think it's Dirk's. It's Young Dirk and he's jeemed up. Something. Yeah. He'd make a big press run. Got a new movie coming out. He does. Yeah. So I prefer to him as a guy, as he's jeemed up something yeah, we make a big press run got a new movie coming out. He does yeah So I prefer to him as a guy as he's actually a guy. He's a fucking Jason straight from What's the movie

SpongeBob, I mean yes, it's about spongebob, and he's under fucking water, and he gets out I To search for the square pants I had that's pretty good pretty good the multiverse H Foley search for the round pan 50 shades of square pants. I I was watching that program in the hotel this weekend That it can't keep these kids. That's really deep. Yeah, I don't think they're watching it for that There's a lot going on in that Okay, and plus the they tackle in all the hard political issues of the time. The episode I saw, they showed the pirate and it was Antonio Banderas. Yeah.

Not Cashinet. Yeah. Oh yeah, that guy Clancy, what's his name? Does that? John Clancy. No. The Spy. No, the guy who played the...

Gary Clancy. No. Gary Clancy Jr Gary Clancy jr. Gary jeans the guy who played Hadley in Shawshank the the security guard okay? He's the voice of mr.. Crabb He does a shit ton of voice of work guys. That's what we got we got to get into voiceover. Hey everybody We kind of already are what? that show

What show the fog show whatever it is, okay? We kind of already are what that show what show Universal basic guys My goddamn mother thought I sold a TV she's all about it holding out on me a fat bastard I just have you saying lines. What? Well, you had some pressing issue. I did. I had two pressing issues. One, so I was at the train. The buttons on your pants. I was at the train station grabbing a breakfast sammy,

as one does, where I hopped on the train. Fat Corp's going to be a burrito. And I grabbed it. All they had left was a hoagie. That's all they had left was was Hoagie that's all an egg hoagie. That's all I was Sausage egg and cheese and I'm eating and I'm like this tastes like an ashtray was beef sausage. Oh smoked What's that all about? What the fuck is beef sausage? Yeah, I've never in my life that hot dogs I'll be Frank's like a gentleman sure I've had that once every once you get jammed they give you that dude it had those things in it

You know like the white things that are in it Yeah, the fat art which oh man like a bad knee and they were like popping out. It was weird I took about two bites of that and threw it away goddamn line. It fucking doughnuts is a fucking around the corner I got a training catch. I get that in catch DC no what I wanted to ask you was um This has been coming up a lot lately. I don't know why I think it's the season But and I think it's really trashy, and I've never had a good experience with it. Have you ever gotten the flight? the flights Like I never understood the flight of beer the little or or wine or whatever. I mean, they got big lights as I just a

different slice. That's what we should be doing. That's pretty good. I would do. It's just called going to a pizza place. Yeah, I never got the flights. The flights are big. You go, they give you I just I'm like a creature of habit as you I don't like you like switching I don't like just and they're also too small. I like switching Oh, yeah, they are too small for some reason they're always warm And never hit it and they bring it over on that fucking on like an easel. Yeah, I like board game Doing here. I feel like I'm playing. What was that?

Non-cala, what was it? Moncala. Mancala, that beaded board game? You remember that? No, that's like Chinese checkers. I never understood. Or backgammon. Backgammon, I mean it's different than backgammon. It's the same little things. Mancala, it got big with the girls.

Mancala. Mancala, it was like a wooden board, it had beads. Sounds like a new starlet. And you go around, you pick them up, and you put them in your little end, your little goal, and you go around and you drop them and you pick them up and blah, blah, blah. I never really got it. My buddy's little sister play always fake like I knew

what was happening trying to. Yahtzee. No, I never played that. Yeah, the little stones I get. What's that? Aren't they little stones? Little like polished stones? Yeah, they're like little jewels. They look like sprees. Yeah, you know what a spree is? What am I? I've been doing this program with you for like five years. I'll take a

spree over a sweet tart any day of the week. Except for them chewy ones. Chewy sweet tarts and big jellies. I like them. I'll play that game. Hit me. Let's go. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the flights. Yeah, I don't understand that. And is that my question to you, gentlemen? Is that trashy or is that? great question? I think it's people thinking they're like classy It's like I'll do the tasting menu at a brewery or what it's like just get the fucking 16 ounce

What that like do that the flights it seems like? Higher it seems like whoa I'm doing a flits. I get not better than me first of all. That's we're all game We're all here getting fucked up. You ain't better than me. Let's let's fucking draw a line in the same Yeah, as a server every once in a while. You got a fire. You're doing It's only like a fucking it's only like a pizza. You know the restaurant wasn't doing well when they started breaking out shit like that We're gonna start doing this I had to carry these three things over Explain each three thing you get some dickhead It's like who's interesting shot up I get now

I don't know cuz I've gone to like those breweries cuz like listen when I get to a bar I'm a straight up. Give me a fucking butt heavy Maybe a bud like Coors like depend on time of day to season maybe a year later bud lights pictures they're all pictures of a yinger if I'm in an area that has them on the East Coast or maybe Texas has you English or I'll do that typically out of a can or a bottle not a draft man anymore but just I'll if I go to one of those places like I'm not sure and they're like oh this is our Pilsner or this is our whatever I'll just go

give me that and sometimes I'll go do you want to taste I don't even like doing the taste Yeah, and I don't do it. Just give me the full one the bar. I'll do a taste just to goof around I'm getting it anyway got him in a headlock Getting it anyway, I'm never I'm never tasting a taste of something. I mean like now. I don't think so for ice cream Sure And those over. Cotton candy, huh? Five fingers of death over there.

You run in classy circuits when you're out to dinner with your parents. Yeah. Did anybody get flights? Flights are trash. Flights are trash. Yeah, that's like, that's a guy who's like a construction worker.

That's the son of a- No construction workers getting that. That's the son of a guy who owns a contracting company with a couple of bucks Okay, trying to be hoity-toe. I'm good. I'll do a fly. I can't decide. I'm so refined shut up Get the fucking IPA or call it not like a Long Island vineyard. I Never got vineyards either. I never got that shit. I like that. I went to one in Long Island I am not sure I'm not throwing shade. I just don't get it. That's like, well, I just need a broader and a huge fight. That's

what that flight of wine. That's me sweating in the back talking about it. Sweating in the back of a tractor trailer for a fucking. Don't they take you on like a hayride? Like they pull you through the farm like your goddamn. That's a haunted hayride. No, which I don't like them either. Kick rocks. Give me a fucking Pilsner and call it a day. You don't like the haunted houses, huh? Nah, I was at one. I don't know if I ever told you that there was a famous one in, in

Wawood, New Jersey on the boardwalk right at right outside Morris pier. It's still there. I think, or the building is and some of the decorations. I don't know if it's still bad homeless guys It's a couple of bloods in there This one guy jumped him was like tried to scare it was a boat You got like a little boat and like pushed through like a log flume in the water in the in a water

Yeah, really? That's pretty high-tech. Not really. I mean, it's just like a little you know I like the logs when you go like under a thing Yeah, a version of that and the guy tried to scare a guy and the kid in the car was like Yeah, you can't fucking get me and the guy working was like, oh, I'll get you watch this and grabs his mom He was he's got her a gun point Give me the pin number motherfucker. Uh He went to a place where he wasn't supposed to and like a mechanical thing Jumped out and cut his leg off

Jesus sprayed the kid with blood and he's like alright you win and meanwhile the guy bled out I know yeah, I remember I'd been on it, and I always remember that I saw the guy, but I don't know We always remember that you saw the guy I'm like oh I know the guy who it was cuz this guy I went out like a week before so I'm this guy was real pushy. It was really fun. I was Denny That and the one time the one thing I went to was terror behind the walls That was a say penitentiary panatina Where's that Kentucky they fried him at the penitentiary?

No, I think this was like an old Civil War base or something down in like Delaware or something like that. It scared the Civil War base or something down in like Delaware or something like that. It scared the Scared the shit and they had guys that were wait is when I was still a little afraid of Marilyn Manson And they had a guy that looked like him in a music video. Ah Fucking ass you guys my buddy My buddy Terry who starred in Bloody Woods with a tear his dad took us down and man I wanted my mom and dad so, I couldn't even out this guy. I never liked doing that stuff,

where you went with somebody else's parents where it was anything that was somewhat threatening or scary. Sure. Because yeah, you didn't have, first of all, you didn't have to back up on a pocketbook out of cash. So you were out there with whatever 20 they gave you,

or 10 bucks they gave you to get down there. Yeah. Can I have another soda? And he's like rolling his eyes. He's like, shit. Jesus Christ, kid, that's your third coke. My mom's writing a check when he drops me off. Uh-huh.

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As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon, he gave you a question right on the air by Carhartt Kevin Ryan. I'm gonna get a god damn sponsorship Carhartt or Dickies. I like both of them. How much that set you back by the way, because Carhartt's no joke. They're not cheap, but it's not like insulator or anything. Okay, that's not job site ready Now this is project manager sure heart This is yeah, I know the f-150 in and out of the truck with the tough book straight in got a fucking you know

Yeah, you ever have a tough book when you were when you were working construction. What's a tough book? You don't remember a tough book. You remember a tough book. Is that the laptop? Yeah, that was like we're not no I mean that only ever happened in commercials for a tough book I never been on it flip it around. I'm sure it's changed now for sure But I I mean you had sets of drawings in the in a gang box go get the sets I would be in staple. I was a one-man. I was a one-man band. I had to go to fuck it Yo, John's out of fucking... Can you read blueprints? Yeah.

Really? For like a bank? What? Pull a job. Tripped the alarm, huh? Yeah, I mean, I can get you a fucking, you know, I can get you a copper pipe to a bathroom if you need me to. I never understood why they were blue. Why don't you just draw it?

What's the whole thing with the blue? I think that was the printer at the time. The copper pipe to a bathroom if you need me I never understood why they were blue when you just draw it What's the whole thing with the blue? I think that was the printer at the time, huh? I think that was the print find out why they were why they were blueprint when I was banging They were never blueprints. They were just drawings at that point handwritten That was my first job or when I would get in trouble and get grounded if I wasn't allowed Yeah, my dad would pick us up from school. Like if me or Danny got in trouble, like lippin' off or fucking giving my mom shit or fucking, you know, being a dickhead in class. He would enforce those rules when you got over to his place?

This would be even sometimes we weren't allowed home. Nobody was watching us. It was lull-less for a lot of this time. So if we had to go to my mom's, we'd take the bus back to my mom's and then nobody would be there because she was working fucking third shift. Nobody would be there for fucking five, six hours, whatever. Right.

The inmates were running the asylum. I'm familiar with it. So he- I did my best cooking. He would pick us up. Yeah. To make sure we just weren it home, like playing video. Like he'd be like, you're just your punishment is you're not.

You got to go with him. You got to go with him and fucking run off drawings. I just sit there and run off drawings. I thought I had to be fucking up so many fucking jobs, dude. I was eight. He had me like with the big papers longer than my arms. I'd be crinkling it up. And they had that big he had one in the office that be is like the size of This table god damn city looks like Dark Knight rises

This guy Wayne would always come and talk to me buddy, I'm dumb ground and I supposed to be talking He'd be showing me pencils and stuff. Yeah, my mom said no creeps for the week Showing you pencils. Hey kid get a load of this. I'm like, easy does it. All right, I will go get you a heater. If my dad comes, tell him I'm on the John. Trying to impress you with the flat carpenters pencil. Those things suck. Yeah. Okay. All right. This one's from bingo bango. First time, long time, $10 card carrying union members. Shout out to you. is it garbage if my mother picked Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd

for our mother's Sundance at my wedding? Dude, that is some hillbilly trash shit. Holy shit. Sympa! How do you even dance to that? Who's she in the song? Is she the simple man or what? No, she's my mother.

Wait, wasn't it always like mother told me? That means the mom knows you're no good. Mama told me when I was younger. Yeah, oh, hold on, let's see. Mama told me when I was young, come sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say, and if you do this, it'll help you some sunny day.

Oh, yeah. You're marrying some tramp. Run for the hills. That's crazy. Oh, take your time. Don't live too fast troubles come and they will pass ain't that bad You'll find the woman. Yeah, you'll find love and don't forget son. There's someone up above This is no this is Christian rock. No, that's terrible for the mom to pick that be a simple man That's no good forget though. This... This is a pretty good message. Forget the lust for the rich man's gold.

All that you need is in your soul, and you can do this, oh baby, if you try. All that I want for you as my son is to be satisfied. Some wedding band butcher in that? That's a DJ for sure. No, that's not a band. You can't cover Skinner. What are you nuts? Spiking up in the parking lot.

Everybody's all strung out. That's a real trashy one. I'm trying to think of anything. I don't ever remember. Are you going to have one at your wedding? What? Skinner? A couple of the guys thinking a little REO speed wagon.

Paul. Joseph. Yeah, we have that all picked out. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do a mother was getting a run down at a police. I was cutting a rug down at a police car with a girl named Lynn Delu. When he walked a man with a girl his head he was looking for, you know. Hot for a teacher. Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah, we got that all figured out.

Because it's just our moms One took over the line Yeah, yeah, we got something classy for what is that yeah, I can't say in classy Yeah, I want to know what your definition of classy is. We're telling the gambler by No one to vote I Want to walk away no one to run Something by the highwaymen, please Any Merrill Haggard on there some a little slow it down a little working man's blues I think we're doing Through the Years by Kenny Rogers. Through the Year? Hold on, let me get some eyes on that. That's a classic hit.

What are you talking about? By Kenny Rogers? Uh huh. All right, let's see. Through the Years, Kenny Rogers, released 1981 on the album Share Your Love. Let me see if I can get a little bit of a sense of humor. I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a sense of humor. I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a sense of humor. I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a sense of humor. Kenny Rogers. All right. Let's see through the years, Kenny Rogers released 1981 on the album.

You share your love. Let me see if I get some. I also like that song that Kenny Rogers song. My God. But they get the. Now level turned love will turn them around. Turn you around. That's a good song. I don't think I know that it was in.

That was in. Um, that was in. It was an old Kenny Rogers movie that it was in where he was a race car driver that like adopted like six kids. And I think the thing just spoke to me. I think they were on the run from some. All right. I can't remember when you weren't there when I didn't care for anyone but you. I swear we've been through everything there is I can't imagine anything we've missed those things It's a hit can't do that's a nice song to dance to your mom. I'm leaning skinner

Let me dance with Luke to skinner Everybody gather around for the producer co-host dance everybody If you think I'm not a day I want some sort of Push it. I need some time something nothing. I'll wear the jacket Man that's a tough look though simple man, man, I I'm not sure. This is my god. Probably a little more country of a reception. So that's fine. Like everybody around is gonna go, oh, that's a great sweet choice.

I think if you play- They're all dirt balls. If you played that at a wedding of mine in Northeast Philly, everybody's like, what the fuck? Is he fucking her? That's a good one. People got lighters going at you.

Oh, God. All right, that's a home run. That's pretty good. This is in the same vein. This is from Julia. $10 homie, never had one red. is it garbage for a man in his 40s to perform a to perform a rap at his dad's memorial service No, no sort of unless you're a really good singer Really good even like I'm just saying if you're really good and you're like, hey

Julia Mary and it's got to be abroad dudes. He dude can't be singing It's got to be abroad. I sang at my cousin's wedding. Why I've told you this. I don't remember that on the beach sea aisle. I Did two songs Where were you at the OD? Right after happy hour, what was the name? Try to keep them in there. The Springfield. Yeah, I told you about this There's the Springfield in the Princeton right in Seattle, New Jersey That's the whitebriar in the Princeton and that's in Avalon, right? I'm gonna be talking about my turf get it right then it was Avalon because the one place

I can't remember which one used to be the house that we would all in, and they moved it over to wherever it is in Avalon and turned it into a restaurant. That's where my cousin got married. But they got married on the beach. Sure. And she had me do two songs. I did Over the Rainbow, and then I Hope You Dance.

I did that as a duet with my other cousin. Really? Yeah. Did you get paid no what? parents fee something Give her a gift to uh Did I I don't know I'd have to ask her that was during the bad times Yeah, you know what I think the gift was me singing

Sure wasn't much of a gift You run out of the water. Let me know when I'm ready! You're out there with a boogie board. I remember it was real windy. Everything got messed up. I was lunching it. Missing words and stuff.

I couldn't really play it. Let me do the devil sticks at your wedding. I'll go in cold. do the devil sticks at your wedding I'll go it I'll go in cold at the police. I'm going cold. I won't practice Man that's my cousins were also reminded me when I guess is whatever two three weeks ago when we were at the Family reunion of the time you Tommy O'Connor were making fun of me for rapping with a karaoke machine at my uncle Den's Christmas party. Oh yeah.

And my uncle was my, not my uncle Den, I think it was my uncle Pat was like, what the fuck? I remember that. That's bad. You guys, to sing? You can't do it. Listen, we've all made mistakes. Sure.

In your forties? That's bad. Wrapping to? A poem! If you write a poem, I'll kind of give you that. You get behind the artistic... A poem. Say a poem. Yeah, nice. A nice poem. I got no snare in my headphones.

Throw me up in that. Everybody shut up! Start freaking out. People start singing along, you lose it. No! I was somewhere where that was happening. They told, they said stop. I guess like the audience was clapping off beat and he's like, no, please, please, please.

Like, buddy, we're in a park. It's a free event. A poem is nice. Like in Four Weddings and a Funeral. You ever seen that film? I have not. Oh, it's great. Well, the guy does Funeral Blues by W. H. Auden, which is

beautiful. That I get. You're rapping at your dad's memorial. I mean, that is. Unless like he was a big, unless you're wrapped together, I'll give you that. Him and the dad? I don't know what these people are doing. I'm just saying that's a world where you're like, we loved rap. I could kind of see that if the dad died when he's 55 You got to think he's been around since hip-hop like my daddy. I wasn't rapping with my dad. You know what I mean? I don't know. My dad did like that salt and pepper song. My dad loved you be 40 red red wine played it all the time Maybe we'll dance to that

It's not really rap There's a little something in the in there. Uh-huh. Oh God, that's great. I thought that you be 40 All right, let's see This one's from Brendan is a garbage your parents ask you to stop by their house to bring in a package inside while they're on vacation Then when you get there you realize it's your dad's boner pills That should have been I mean I'm gonna need these owner pills. That should have been, I mean, I'm gonna need these.

You need them on vacation, probably. You gotta overnight them to the guy. Tell them, get the water supply. Ruin the whole town. Uh, yeah, you gotta go fucking, uh, blue chew is, uh, discreet. Maybe he knows the discreet blue chew. Probably dipping into them, grabbing a couple. Cause he's on them as well. Couple of Lucy, sure. Mm-hmm. And still going at it, huh? Good for them.

The parents. I guess now with that, if you're in your 60s or whatever and you got the fucking performance-enhancing drugs, that's the thing that changes, right? What? Like your ability to fucking get hard. So I'm just saying now that that's fixed and wildly. Talking about beef sausage

chunks of fat in there This thing's a little smoky This one just one is for man rose $10 Texas toast never have one red is a garbage of included picture of your uncle mooning the camera in the scrapbook you made for your parents 20th anniversary? You could see fully inside his be whole rest in peace uncle Dino That's an uncle Dino move Mooning is that is that was left behind Uncle Dino move you have any mooning is that is that was left behind

Maybe you got away with that that was already gone in the 90s for the most part like we would do it 90s past 95 that was gone bad. Yeah, but in the 80s 70s and 80s It's fucking priests mooning people None they don't want more than that Did you ever know was the front called a front moon? that had a shining on? Sunnyside up? Something like that. It was flashing on the sun or? What, showing your wiener?

Your dicking balls. What are you talking about? It's salt, brother. That's what that is. Can't do that. No, there was a term for it. Sunnying them. Sunnyside.

It might be, be no showing them your way those that's bad what's the name of a front moon they'd had something he wagon brain you know at the hangin brain always that sit in some bubblegum if you know what I mean no adults did that no adults only got cook out was like I've said this before, shout out to my cousin, my cousin Sean, who said he sat in some bubble gum and then showed me his nutsack through the pant leg of his short eyes

in my dad's rented house garage. And I was like, what the, it took me a minute. And I'm like, nah, dude, that's not bubble gum, that's your ballsack. Like I was still stuck on the bubble gum issue, you know what I mean? I was like, we gotta get, that's not bubble gum. That's your ball sack. Like, I was still stuck on the bubble gum issue. You know what I mean? I was like, we gotta get some ice and peanut butter on that. Get that off your pants.

Where's the gumball machine at? Did you have any uncles that did anything like that? That would do moon or anything? No, not really. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's my uncles are all very funny. And that's like a low brow. You know what I mean? that's my uncles are all very funny and that's like that's a lowbrow You know what I mean? It's really crossing the line

Yeah, I kids and shit There was always the thing you always wanted to moon someone on the bus As you get your ass up there on the seat of the body you stand on the seat of the bus and moon Okay, but no one ever did that we'd maybe flick a bird when we were you know flick a bird. Yeah. Yeah You have anything on the front moon? I'm just getting legal terms But no one ever did that. We'd maybe flick a bird when we were, you know. Flick a bird. Yeah. Yeah. You have anything on the front moon? I'm just getting legal terms. Three to five, they call it.

We had a dude, I think we fingered. What? I'm listening. Okay. Now we're talking AYG after dark. We flipped a finger to somebody leaving Elementary school Shady Grove shout out to it. He sounds like a mental institution Shutter Island, that was my time at Shady Grove. I still have to go back and get my belongings. Whatever you say, I know

And We want the hell of a model, America. We weren't that far away from the school. And I guess somebody flipped a finger to somebody, and the guy pulled the bus over. And somehow the bus did pull over, and the guy got up the steps and was like, who gave me the finger? That would happen back in the day.

Because the bus driver wouldn't defend you. They would take the side that would happen back in the day. Yeah, the bus driver wouldn't like defend you They would take the side of the adult. Yeah back then now they shoot him dead I tried to get let imagine now letting a stranger on the bus You got a bear tackle that huh a fucking move imagine pulling over and be like, oh this guy who got out of a van We're gonna let on the got out of a painter discipline these kids and scream at these kids who may or may not have done anything Yeah, I'll just some fucking trumped up, but I remember when they pulled up. We were fucking petrified We were like we're done the guy gonna get in your finger I'll get a finger can't remember who it was my parents never had my side in any of course

Even if I was wrong or Even if I write even if I wasn't wrong or whatever it was still like you were never not wrong though. I Never got pinched or anything. I never got falsely accused of anything. I always did it Well, like there would be things with teachers where I'd be like mom I'm fucking telling his bro just don't fucking like me and she'd be like I want me to believe it. She just doesn't like you keep eating her lunch fucking Breaking my balls, but then she's like that's you just have to fucking figure it out Then if they don't like it you have to you have to deal with that what that would be the most they like show them

The jacket she would be like I can see this person may not like you but and understand it and understand a bit of an attitude But this is what it is. You like, you know, you got to. Yeah, that's you. You solved it. I'm not publicly. She'd be like. I remember the one. My parents were sure never defended me to a teacher. OK, yes, I got you right now.

I try to at home. He doesn't. You're trashing. Yeah, that piece there won't fucking listen to me. She's so like, you're sitting here like you got a little dick, dick though, I don't I don't think it's gonna grow for servings of spaghetti tonight, huh? Yeah, I don't think that's I never never had that never had me like dickhead teachers like that though We never had anybody that was like ever like a Dick to be a dick. I mean, maybe like a little bit,

but not like they were always doing the right thing. Does that make sense? They're lucky in that regard. Sure. Yeah, that and coaches always very lucky with that stuff. That was another thing. It was never. Oh, you were fucked.

It was never. My mom or somebody would be like, yeah, he's an asshole, but it's what it like. I don't whatever. Like, I mean, they would say the coach is an asshole. Yeah, but like to me, but also like would not go to him and be like, well, blah, blah, blah. It's like you're dealing with like that sucks. You're dealing with a jerk off.

Yeah. But you're eight. Figure this like you were not helping you have an air ball, Ryan. We were playing hockey. God damn. All right, let's see here. This one's pretty, this is more of an advice column. Ooh, how you doing? This is from Nathan, first time, long time. Kippy, I need help.

I got my own foreign investor on the hook and as a bozo, I'm in over my head This girl is nothing but class and I'm all trash need some need advice or a little cash if you can What how to hang on to her? I guess So he's dating some European broads classy. Yeah, he's got nothing. Mm-hmm I got nothing either buddy by sheer by sheer luck that I hold on. Those European broads, they don't stick around for that bullshit. Unless she really needs a green card. Yeah, they don't stick around. Mine luckily went through a lot of, uh, loan me a lot of money.

But yeah, I don't know, you know. But we're a bit of a novelty to them. Who? To Europe, to anybody from another country, as they are to us. Goofy Americans? Yeah, like, oh yeah another country, as they are to us. Goofy Americans? Yeah, like, oh yeah, American, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, you're also like, if she's into Americans, you're Texas, he's from Texas, that's Texas. Go show her, be as fucking stupid and as dumb as you can be.

Get the blue shoes and bring the heat. Go stop by your dad's house, pick up a couple of fucking PDs. That's my only advice. Yeah, I got nothing for you A little vague you give us something. Well, I think you find out what's going on. He was really asking for cash Which I respect always be closing dog Can't be let's talk about true classic the truest classics in a whole wide world Best t-shirts in the biz gang do yourself a favor pick up some true classic tees they wash great

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Yeah, I've always felt like I was in US Marshals or whatever isn't there that scene when he's in the boat going down the street Is that the fugitive? I think was US Marshals. I don't remember. I think it was Wesley Snipes Okay, he's in a boat. He was great in that in what in US Marshals Oh, I love he jumped off the building. That's where I got nickel-plated sissy pistol. Hmm He's talking to fucking Robert. Sure Danny Jr. Yeah, who's the bad guy? He shoots that one guy never had a fight never saw it coming the nerd who got shot in everything and then in the 80s And 90 wasn't he in the chicken suit or didn't get shot with when now what's his name was in the chair? Tommy Lee Joe Tommy Lee. I had to you catch that in a hotel died right who that he died in the movie Who the young guy? Yeah, he did. Yeah. Yeah got him through the vest or something

Yeah, he shot him like a stairwell or something shot him on the outside of a building He had a real judge Reinhold kind of vibe that dude. Sure. I'll give you that. Thank you I don't know who that is. I know the judge right? I know the name close talker Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. That's who I that's genuinely who I had in mind. Yeah What was the question oh the pontoon boat that was one of the best summers of my life Why would New Jersey my cousin got a boat like somebody wanted to get rid of a boat? It didn't float and my cousin bought it for like not a problem. 300 bucks. He was like 15 or something 14 or 15. Yes, we were we weren't driving. So

he bought a boat in this guy's driveway and was like, Can I keep the guys like you can keep it here or something. We kept it at a house transaction. Yeah, kept it at a house I'd never been to. But we would go there every day down the shore and work on the boat. I wasn't doing it. We were like just cleaning and like he's like, oh, I got to get I got new cushion or whatever the fuck it was. Was a hole in it. I don't even remember.

I know they never got no water. Huh? I figured that'd be the first thing you would fix. If you were serious about. No, I think it was like, hey, this is the boat. These are the problems. If you want it, it's yours. Just give me like 200 bucks for the title train or whatever the think it was like hey, this is the boat these are the problems if you want it It's yours Just give me like two hundred bucks for the title change or whatever the fuck it was be fun to do something like if you did The pontoon boat thing at the cookout take it off the thing and just put it on the grass I don't think you can do that. How would you get it back up? Yeah, you need a fucking crane

Do you remember you're too young and you're too old rookie of the year? Yeah, we talked about what about it where. Where him and his boys make the boat and they go out on the lake. That's what I wanted, that's what we were doing. They get an old, like fucking flat bottom boat, like a skiff or something. And it's like 10 feet long and they twerk on the motor and they take the motor from a fucking weed what, whatever.

I tipped a canoe canoe my cousin's one time Did every canoe I've ever been on goes yeah? It was like a nice like mahogany wood not like a huge nice canoe everyone I've ever been has been metal with fucking bees nest and spiders on that But I jumped in and flipped it my cousin my older cousin had to come run in and save it Was like an expensive canoe apparently yeah, I was thinking to the bottom of the lake where at It was up near expensive canoe apparently. Yeah. It was sinking to the bottom of the lake. Where at? Uh, it was up near Lake Tahoe. What? Uh, Serene Lakes, California is where they lived. It was on Serene Lake.

It's where the Zodiac is. I just watched that documentary. You see that guy? That new, the new doc. I knew it was that guy the whole time. Yeah. Graysmith. What?

Was the guy that wrote the book. Oh. That, uh, I mean that family that was, he hung out with a family for like 40 years, even till he was well accused of being the zodiac killer. And they all knew it. No, they didn't think it. They thought something was up. Somebody did. No. I'm only a little bit through it. It's great, dude. I won't point, dude, the whole family first, but I watched the first five minutes I had to turn it off cuz I was by myself and I was scared Yeah, Nadine was like can we change this I was in dude. I was sitting in the hotel in my skivvy He was the first one that's a lot of people forget. Uh-huh. Nobody had seen that well, it's funny when they say they say that in the documentary that American law enforcement never seen anything like this like you think you'd be brushed up, but you'd be expecting all possibilities

Do you mean that they didn't they didn't they didn't were aware that serial killers could happen? No one there was no way there was no and there was no communication if this happened fucking here And then four blocks away someone other gun. That's that counties brought they don't they're not talking every day true They don't fucking know but He scares me he had the kids he had the kids in a car He would go kill people and come back and she's like, Why are you covered in blood? I'm like, That would be my f- And he goes, Shut up! And then they just shut up.

I'm like, You're fucking nuts, dude. And then, at one point, one of the kids- Patty would die me out in a heartbeat. One of the kids goes- Just for the press. One of the kids goes, Hey, opens up his trunk, he's like, oh, what's that knife? And he goes, you can have it, and hands him a knife that he's used, and he's like,

I never thought anything of it. I'm like, you've been spending time with a guy who's been accused for 20 years of being the Zodiac Killer, he gives you a knife and you never thought anything of it? That's pretty good, Plint, the evidence on you, though. And you got your hand prints on it. Yeah, they tested it for blood. Came back, Positivo.

Yikes. That guy was- I gotta sit down and watch the whole thing. It's good. I give it a watch. It was a guy. It was the guy. It was the big guy from Fargo. Yeah. Ed or Alan. Alan Lee something. Lee Allen Oswald.

Now, LEL, AEL. What do you got? Lee Allen. Lee Allen. Yeah. Really, Alan? Really? Or maybe not, Henry. Edward Lee Allen. Edward. Wait, Lee Allen Zodiac. Yeah. What's his real name? I think it's just Lee Allen really or so maybe not Henry Edward Lee Allen Edward Lee Allen zodiac yeah what's his real name I think it's just Lee Allen that's three Arthur Lee Allen Arthur Lee that sounds like you see a real killer man gang if you haven't

seen the zodiac do yourself that's one of those movies I wish I never saw so I could go back and enjoy it again all the of every, I wait two years and I go back and refresh on that. I'll watch that tonight. Creep out. The lights on. I like that Jake Gyllenhaal. Who don't? All right, let's see.

This one is, this is a pretty good one. This one, Nicole, $10 homey, never had one red. Do you pronounce it quarter or quarter? Like water with a Q in front of it. It's quarter. A quarter. Quarter? A quarter.

Quarter. Quarter. Tony say quarter? No, quarter. I got a W in there I feel. Quarter. Let me get a quarter. Quarter.

Quarter. Q has a W sound in it. Q. No it doesn't. Quarter. Quarter. I got a dub in there. I got a dub in it. Q. No, it doesn't. Quarter. Quarter. I got a dub in there. I got a dub in there.

Quarter. Give me a quarter. Not quarter. Like quarter would be CU, like quarter. Let me get a quarter. I say quarter with a CU. Yeah, I say quarter. You grab a quarter.

Two quarters. Yeah. Quarter order. The best of all the change, obviously. Yeah. Couple of quarters. You're sitting pretty. I know, all the change, obviously. Yeah. Couple of quarters, you're sitting pretty. I know, but I just, it's, we got change when we were on the Route 66 tour.

I got like $5 in change to play pool or something. So I just been lugging around in my bed. I don't know what to do with it. It's like too much. It's just like, it's in the, I'm finding quarters everywhere. It's like I robbed a goddamn laundry mat. You gotta hit a, you gotta get a gumball machine.

The one back there. There's nowhere, there's nothing to do with change anymore in New York, which fucking sucks. True. You can't, there's like two coins, there's ones in the Bronx. What? Start reading the paper. What? Grab the post at a daily news or something like that. Crack that open. How much is that? How much are the papers? That's like a buck fifty. Yeah. Get rid of the quarters. Hit them with it. Six quarters. Hey Matt. Keep the change You put it right on the paper and walk away Sure, I was my dad used to die remember that I felt like you used to leave it there and take I was like the Gentleman's code sure 70s 80s night whatever leave it leave the change like on top of it

Oh, I remember being like a fucking dirtbags eight-year-old skateboarder outside Prowzers being like they just fucking cashier and I need some snackies. What are we doing? It's like the people that use the paper box and would take a bunch of them Take multiple papers. Yeah. Yeah, but then we can do all those papers sell them. I guess maybe Newsies you take one for you one for your parents or something like that. I remember there was a simpler time. You remember this? This was a real dirtbag realization. If you pulled.

I might have to get Luke on. I don't know if this is a documented process, but if you pulled the, you know, like the Daily News thing, it would pull down. The front of it would pull down. Right. If you pulled it and hit know, like the Daily News thing, it would pull down the front of it would pull down. Right. If you pulled it and hit it hard at the same time, like right where the quarter thing was, it would open up. I remember this trick. You do. Yeah. The change.

The thing would open up or it would just give you your quarterback. No, you get the paper. You wouldn't put a quarter in. You could just like, oh, I got you Like fucking, you know, Jackie Chan it, and it would open up. He stole newspapers? What? No, but that was like a hi-yah. That was like a fucking, you know,

like that fucking stuff. One inch punch. Yeah, if you're one inch punch it. I was big on that. How do I have papers all tanked? Are we stealing them? Yeah, that was me. Except for your dad, gentleman.

Yeah. Leaving it there. I never stole them I just think it was just funny as I go we can open this that and there was a there was a thing we figured out in the Cafeteria now fucked up. This was our junior high had Vending machines uh-huh, but they weren't on during the day, only for after school activity. Oh.

So like you'd be at lunch and be like, ah, I could get a Powerade and a fucking whatever. Fuck that. And they were off. My saving grace. But at like four o'clock or whatever, if school ended at three, at 3.30 they turned on. I remember being like, you fucking motherfuckers.

Bastards. And I knew I had no snacks at home either My saving grace was the vending machine in the old cafeteria hit that around seventh period and grab a tasty cake cream pie Okay, sir a bit of a freak. No the eclairs. You know the pies the tasty cake pies Yeah, yeah, I'd get to I'd get the the eclair one with the chocolate on

top of the vanilla pudding inside Man that was good eating crack that in half. I never sugar rush we went Forget what I want to they were like the generic brand I don't know who made them but we were getting the man. I was crud those nutty bars They were like looks like a twix, but it was like a waffle in there No butter nutter buddies or something like that or bars or something not not a little Debbie made them They'll have to wait for we had the generic versions of like at school or like shifters It was always a guy's last name

The Romanowski's Romanowski brothers chocolatey wafers nutty bars Those were Swiss iced tea member Swiss Dickhead just ask him of course Hey, that was fucking good night. How you doing good night Irene? This one's from Lars garlic shout out to you ten dollar home He never had one ready is it garbage if you ever watched a parent get a tattoo?

That's tough dude, that's real tough. I would go back. I don't like watching my mom get a haircut Who's this for She'd always take me Really? Yeah, I'd sit in the cell, I'd sit underneath one of the things. I did that a couple of times. Yeah, and play with the wax. My mom always went to Mary Paula's house. Mary Paula did it out of the house.

So like I would go over and play with Mary Paula's kids or whatever. But that was that. Who are still dear friends of mine. Um, but uh, I was in there talking shit. Yapping, talking shit about my dad right in front of me. This thing's not not on you know Hey, you're running your mouth. Yeah, but we were always just left alone like if my mom's like I'm going to get my haircut

it was like She didn't really take us when I was young. It was like taking me in college and shit You're there getting your nails done There was a woody My mom told me she went into a place where she's like hey your son's the one with the podcast I was like you gotta switch up talking too much shit out here Getting jammed up they're coming at me from all sides zip it lady way Frosted tips let me get the hell out of here cover my grace let's go

um this one's what as i said i remember patty got a real bad cut one time did she look just like hasselhoff it was crazy she always shorter though she goes shorter yeah she settled in now looks good but man this was like a year or two ago picture her hair right now But man, this was like a year or two ago picture her hair right now Like a young Rick Springfield Denise has always played a pretty mom cut, you know never got to not back in the day, right? Back in the day she had like the I always picture remember I remember she had her picture on her credit cards She always had the as an older pick if they were like headshots. I'm like would you go to Sears the guy

remember even at the time, I'd be like seven I'd see your credit card ago, who took these pictures? We don't know anybody with a camera who took the you're in front of a backdrop. There's lighting who took these pictures Niagara Falls. Owen Mills. Yeah, no just always standard She never took any big swings in you know got you in 80s fashion I remember the shoulder pads a lot that kind of stuff course but never really

But a mom for a long time I understand you have to explain it to me. I'm not judging Okay, some comments about keeping myself Pretty lady Got the haircut Al Davis's kid What is with that who I don't know my guys got cash Someone in his clothes. He's still closing ass someone in his camps gotta be like You're fired put a hat on her something telling you Yeah, I don't know about that man

That cut is crazy. I don't understand that got all kinds of money How'd they make their money? Let's see the Davises And we got to invest in a team. We gotta get him money. He looks like a crazy eight year old. He does. He looks like he's a hundred and also fourteen. It's so weird. Deep pockets. He's got that skin. Probably real estate I think.

I don't know. Al Davis had that team for like fifty years, man. Uh huh. He hung on to them. Got him. He's got him out in Vegas. Comp dinners and all that stuff. Uh-huh. He hung on to him. Got him. He's got him out in Vegas. Comp dinners and all that stuff. Hitting the buffet. Team dinners at the Bellagio buffet. Well, the Davises were just always coaching it seemed like from Al Davis. I don't know they made their money. Oh, yeah, maybe he was one of those guys that fucking got in early. Yeah, but even then back then the teams like when the fucking Baltimore Colts was like eight bucks or something like that to buy if the team

Back in the 50s and 60s they weren't that much Sure, I get it on it still need cash. I would presume maybe but what do you got you got anything? He's got nothing Now it's all from Al Davis how did This guy he's handing pecking over there Peking and poking no peking and pecking. Can you type type? You know like? He better You can you're pretty good speaking is weak. I look I got a right on my Kurt my QWERTY board take dictation for me. Oh, okay Al Davis made his money as like a big merger

He was like the commissioner of the AFL and when it merged with the NFL Yeah, no shit. That's we got to get into mergers and acquisitions There's got to be a league popping up. And anything. But that slap league. That's where everybody makes their cash in these, oh, I mean Dana White's cooking on that. We start our own, we make them buy us out. We do kicks, just shin kicks.

Play hardball. No facies. That's old school. That's an old school football family right there then. Damn. Yeah. I didn't realize that. That's how he made, that's like semi-pro. He made the cash off the merger

Yeah, cuz Al Davis was just a coach his entire life man now. They're cooking. He's got that. I don't know about cooking There's he's the he's the poorest NFL owner whatever yeah, I mean no doing alright It's like a big joke. They have like he is to sell the team soon He's out there selling peanuts really that's like the word on the street. Clean up that cut, dude. Get a little respect on the street. Get a little respect in a boardroom. These guys are going to eat you alive up here. Showed up in a big lollipop trying to fucking talk business.

Get out of here. All right, this one's from Mrs. Ass Man. $10 homegirl who finally isn't mooching off her husband's account. Shout out to you. There you go. Look at that. A two-acc account household? Whoo. Pretty nice. That's that Al Davis money. Is it garbage to give a prepaid Visa gift card you got from opening a bank account as a wedding gift? Yes. A guest at our

wedding gave us this as a gift. It was still attached to the paper saying congrats on opening the account. Holy shit. Listen, I respect I've had to keep plates spinning. That's OK. That's not a plate spinning thing. That's a cheap thing. You got it. Unless it was done by like a kid. Who's also opening a bank account that late in life? Maybe they're switching. Maybe do that. Oh, like, oh, you switch over, you get, I don't know,

whatever they say, whatever they, they're always enticing you to get there. Man, that's crazy. That's fucked up. Listen, I don't hate, I don't hate. I was under 50 bucks. There's no more than, yeah, I couldn't foresee that being $100 to open a, Jesus.

Because even if you sign up, like we've opened, like when we opened our business one, they're like, oh, if you open up a business, we'll give you $200 cash. But after like, where's that? We never got it. It's after like four months. If you keep this balance with 70 transactions a day,

whatever, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, no, I did not. Damn, shut out the taxes. I'll, listen, given a gift card, regards of how you come across that gift card given a $50 gift card as a wedding present I'm okay. That's what it is. It is what it is But take the paper off. What are we doing? You put it in a card? Yeah, that sounds I mean like it didn't come in an envelope You got to cover that you're sending a fucking bank one of those bank money holders

You got to cover that you got to a fucking bank one of those bank money holders You gotta cover that you gotta take the little thing off the back that little piece of glue Oh, yeah, you gotta play with that for for an hour or two gotta get that off. Uh-huh. That's crying. That's insane That's proper what they say was a visa gift card just said a gift card for opening Oh visa Yeah, visa gift card you got from opening a bank account as a wedding gift Still attached to the paper saying congrats on opening me. That's kind of a fuck you. It's a big day for everybody It's a lollipop in there But that's it gang we got to wrap it up here. What a fun one gang We love you do yourselves a favor like I said check out that ayg and friends

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