Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Starbucks VS Dunkin' w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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I got a question for all you bozos and homies out there. Do you think your garbage? We'll come find out the boys are about to hit the road for that back on the block tour. We're starting out there on the left coast, baby. Yeah, we got San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Brea. Then we got Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, full Philadelphia, at the Met, Rochester, Toronto. Guys, get your tickets now.

These will sell out. We love you. They'll see you on a road. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage.

Oh, yeah. It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that's a good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trulley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She killed a ladybug last night.

Okay. She's fucked. All right. My cousin's coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of, are you garbage? She's in an investment. He's an international businessman. I get you flustered, don't I?

And my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Because I was thinking of trying to explain to you why that joke didn't hit. because it wasn't a joke. It was more of a statement. Which is a joke in itself. If you kill a ladybug, that's bad luck. Uh-huh.

So she's screwed. Now I get it. So you don't know about that kind of stuff. Hey, hit the laughter. What's up, gang. Shout out to you. That's a bunch of gang laughter. What's up, gang, shout out.

I was talking so vast because I was trying to explain that to you in my head and spit out. Do my posting. Now you're ruining the rest of the show. You've ruined the to-a-ha-ha-ha. That's your fault. Now, let me try to dig us out of this hole. Hey, your crebs in a barrel, buddy. Let me fly.

Let me fly, baby. Uh, shout out to you. I got to do the goddamn business up here. We got me all flustered. Man, your ladybug stink is all over me. Make sure you rave you. Everybody got that out there. Listen, I understood it as a sentence for sure.

I didn't, I wasn't confused. And meaning that her and I are so crazy when it comes to that stuff that, you know, now she's petrified because she's. She's going to die because she accidentally killed a ladybug on your way. I'm talking about your seven years of bad luck starting the day. It was on Saturday night. I did it by accident. Okay.

All right. Now we're telling us. All right. All right. Shout out. His little tail came out. Once a tail, you know what I'm talking about? That little thing came out.

I was like, oh, man, I'm going straight to hell. So I wrote a toadie out of it. Yeah. Should have bounced that off the fucking bounce that off in the writer's meeting. Luke thought it was good, right? Nope. Guys, make sure you rate view, subscribe. on iTunes, full video available on YouTube.

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We're getting back on the planes. We're getting back in the van. And we're going boots on the ground to meet the army of frigging gabbage. Dear God, get me out of this dump. Let me get a couple of miles. At of this city. Between you and the devil. I need the homies.

I need the homies in the bozo. I need big hug. When you see, I'll go heck, I need a big hug. All right. These guys fighting seven years of bad luck. I can't wait to get back out there. Yeah, get your tickets. Start on the first runs on the West Coast.

We got L.A., Seattle, two shows in the same friend, Portland. Get them tickies and hang out with the boys. Yeah, come hang out with the boys. Speaking of which, you got a little family episode going here if you couldn't tell. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And before we get that, start it, let's take a little stroll by the corner office and say what's up. The embodiment of summer. It's all over.

Back to school, Luke. Look at him over there. I had my pumpkin spice latte today. He did. You had your pumpkin spice latte. You did your U.S. Open. You watched the... A little rich girl.

Yeah, a little finale of all your shows, your summer house, and all that kind of stuff. Now look at you. Now it's back to school, right? When you're... What sorority are you pledging this year? I'm rushing Theta Kappa. What horse? Did you get your high leather boots that you're going to go apple picking in?

Of course. And all that stuff? All the fall colors. Reds in. the season boys a little slap look at them all right

what you're doing what you got ass on a brain I can't play along get tight body on that kid all right um I got a little something

I want to I want to share with the class here Hey you do I now bend over and pull them apart um

I uh do you ever like I was doing something when I was like this is genius and then for like a couple of days afterwards it hit me where I'm like this is this might be damn but I'm bringing this to the court an invention you had a little bit see I told you you're not wrong you did you did mention it right is an invention though this is

just all right hold on so as you know uh I have a baby yes and uh we sit on the couch we have a puffy couch it's a puffy cat like not like a not a firm couch You know what I mean? You squish into it. Yeah, it's a little softer couch more than a firmer couch. Would I like getting out of it? No. Yeah.

I like getting in it, though. I think it out. There's a sock or something. There's a lump in one of the cushions. I can't figure out what the hell is going. It's like a softball's in there. Right in your key. Check it.

It could be a key or something like that. So I sit on a couch. You got a little pillow. It goes on your lap. He leans on the pillow. You feed in the bottle. Whole nine yards. Oh, yeah.

You feed it. What? You feed them over here. year you don't sit them like this and give him the bottle he sits on your lap there's like a wedge pillow we bought oh i got you leans on that stairs at you you just got to do that you a big fat baby you know what i mean right seven percent out he ain't he ain't light wait is your arm on that thing and you know like that he's just right there your hand so i'm hands free minus the one bottle wow minus you know so i got you know he is this guy's eating 15 60 he's like you 15 16 times a day he needs a bopa you know

what I mean so he uh and then you you know we have like our a coffee a nice coffee or whatever you know what I mean a water you got the TV you got the remote you got your phone because you spent a lot of time feeding this old guy so you got to you know I got to be texting I got to be breaking your balls I got to be yelling at Luke you know the whole nine yards whatever it is a little command area yeah about how long does you take them to suck one of them down that depends two seconds uh uh it depends if you He's really going at it. It's like Tom the cat with a cigarette.

Anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes, call it. 30 minutes. If he's, if he's so might be a sleepy head. What's he watching a Seinfeld? You got programming on, you know what I mean? He likes that Joey Tribiani. Have you shown him Seinfeld? No, I don't think so.

What? The first thing I did. That's like, you know, when they play classical music in like a baby's crib. I do that. You should be showing him Seinfelds. Buckles. We're riffing Jerry. Jerry, please.

Get this kid funny. Can you get me on the tonight show? Better move that car, girl. I can't do the voiceless. What about Jose Feliciano? That's the second time they mentioned him. I didn't realize he was blind. At the record store, Jose Feliciano can't walk down the street and which of a call without getting a mom.

That's his problem. All right. Screw it around. So what I've been doing, because I need a little station here, right? Because I got a bad, I got a bad armor, a thinner armrest. I can get a cup of coffee on there. You know what I mean? But really balance it, not with him.

If it's just me or the dog, like, you know. So I need a, so I've been taking my cutting board and putting it next to me on the couch as a little, Luke, please, as a little station. Pretty good, right? It's a whack-ass cutoff. dude that thing's got so miles on it fuck dude who do you been chopping up on that thing look at that's like freddie kruger's fucking nightstand it gets a lot of use the europeans like a lot of fresh produce i'm more of a canned the peas kind of guy

cutting deep someone's cutting with emotion that's crazy that thing's all sliced up but the other day i'm uh my cups smelled a little oniony so like i don't think i got it i didn't get a good wash on the board. That does always have a little garlic. I can't get it out. I hate that. But. I see where you're going with this?

Application while, I'm not trying to impress anybody. I'm not having company over. No. It is. I'm managing. But what can we do with this? I've been, so we have a bigger clean one that's like a big one. And I've been using, I've upgraded.

But this was the original prototype I wanted to share. And I think it's not classy. It's trashy. I'm using a pretty, you know, arguably not super clean cutting board. It's clean. It's, you know, but whatever. I got a little bit of stench to it. But I got a big, nice, clean one now.

And that's like, that's like your little desk. That thing is sliced up. I know. It's jammed up. That's a wack-ass TV remote. That TV stinks. It stinks, dude. Do you only get Ukrainian news on that?

That thing is rough. I only get drone footage. It's bad. It's bad It's a bad TV I've never met a slow smart TV This thing's been held back You press like I want to watch YouTube TV

It takes 20 minutes It's so bad Now Luke would that be a TV thing That's just a bad TV Because the internet's quick fat Like everything else streams But yeah that's your data processing In your smart TV

It's so slow It's the RAM in your TV Or ROM Whichever way you want to say it Okay You know the difference between RAM and ROM? Yeah religion

Do you know the difference between ram and rom? I don't think so I never rammed it in your mouth Nothing on that Luke I knew we were going with it That's computer science lab humor right there No wonder you failed out

Tell him Tell him Ms. Bressi your teacher I'll ram it in your ass No I'll ram it in my it Wait, what? Hang on a second. All right, if you're looking at, okay, first of all, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have this out when companies come, a family, sure. But if I'm entertaining.

Are you asking me, what can we do with this as far as a product? I know, I don't know why you keep thinking I want to get into business with you. I think you do. We're already in business, and that's enough business. I don't need side ventures. I was going to tell you. Nope, I don't want to know. They kind of have something like this already.

I'm sure they do. They do. Because a lot of people have soft ottomans now. You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's neat. I'm talking. I need something. That's like a TV tray, really, is what you got there.

I'm not, listen. But we could figure out something. No, listen. Hey. We could. Hey, Mr. Wonderful. Zip it, would you? We could figure out something.

I want to get him on the show. How much would you want as an initial investment? From you? Yes. Okay. I didn't know you were bringing money to the table. I bring money to the table. table. I know you don't have it. I'm well aware. I need to borrow something after the show.

It's crazy. How much would you want to try to get this thing off the ground? Well, I mean, I could easily just go buy wholesale cutting board. We'll call it to couch board. Oh, that's not bad. I got a nice guy. I have a beautiful couch board. I put everything on there right next to me. Couch table. No, I'm a little better than couch board. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me did a brainstorm in here. How much money do you want, all right? You're coming to me. 10 grand okay for 10 grand i would want a 50% investment in the company now and one of them baby bottles he seems to like him so much and i want you to feed me see what that milk's all about talk to me um so what do you want to know here are you a dirt ball sure i man i'm just my first time

really getting eyes on that cutting board in HD like that that is jammed up that rag ain't great either is that the baby is that the baby rig or is that a kitchen no they're baby rags those things are all over the house you need a booze a booze booze

booze cutting board okay didn't I tell you about this we got a bunch of cutting boards I'm not no that's fine as that's the knockaround board yeah that's that is what it is real trashy that's like you made that in wood shop that's thin too yeah what you need sometimes the heavy ones aren't you the heavy ones are i got something like that i don't i don't need any of that that's what i got this is why you're broke you're spending

fifty five dollars on a cutting board a food and then order uberete food freak told me to get one i got the exact he's a he's a chef you sir are no chef yeah boyardy maybe um yeah i like that listen i like if you're out there if you're a single parent like me and you're out there struggling, and you want to have your cup of coffee and not spill it, I recommend going cutting board, clean cutting board on a couch. Got your coffee and an old frying pants. And that way it doesn't. Oh, my God.

What? Hit me. All this needs is a, there should be a lip on it. That way, if the coffee spilled, it wouldn't get all over the couch. It would stay in there. Not bad. That's like when my brother. He used to roll blunts in his car on an upside-down frisbee.

So it didn't go everywhere. So if he hit a fucking hard turn, he wouldn't lose the weed. Take that. See, the Ryans are generating ideas out here. I used to chop up my blow in a coffee cup, so it wouldn't spill anywhere. Well, there you go. I remember one time I dropped a bag in the toilet. Think about it every day.

First day I became a plumber. That's how I started my apprenticeship, smash cut. Turned the water off in the city Shut it down Ripping the toilet out They can't Once it gets wet It's over

You dry it out No, you can I like you All right That's neither here nor there All your past You know Discretions

Missteps Are all your mug Starbucks mugs Just out of curiosity I bought a lot of them Where? Where do the fuck Do you think

I bought the Starbucks At Starbucks? Yeah What do you mean? Me and Ryan D talk about this a lot. You're calling him a bitch and you're buying mugs at Starbucks? They're engineered by people, by the smartest people in the coffee industry. What are you talking about?

Dyson's not doing them. What are you talking about? Dyson's not in the coffee industry. They're engineered. It's a regular coffee cup. No, it's not. That's a girl move. You buy a little thermicism too with a little bedazzle on them?

Yeah, I have the one that I bring that's a collaboration with Farm Rio. It's got flowers all over it. And I was thinking that you've called me out. You've seen it. You call me out on them. I like the functionality of them is fantastic. They're designed perfectly by people who's, no one sells more coffee than Starbucks. Is that true?

I'm sure. Who sells the most coffee in the world? Not in the world. I didn't stipulate the world. The greater tri-state area, it's got to be Starbucks. Tim Horton. It ain't Gregory's or Jeffries. Starbucks.

Is it? Yeah. In the world. who's even close to being bigger there's no Tim Hortons in fucking America probably one in Buffalo traitor ass I'm kidding I like Tim Hortons

Yeah it's fine There's no Beezers But listen Starbucks does 31.6 billion Duncan does 11.9 billion Damn Duncan listen I grew up I was a extra

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or it would be a sausage egg and cheese because I like the density of Sausage and cheese. And one of those solo cups of munchkins that they started doing? Oh, man. They had to check out. Trashiest shit I haven't seen about it. Talk about an impulse, bye. Let me get a handful.

A little bit of walking, a couple of walking around munchies. Those things are instant heartburn, especially with an Arizona. I had them. They were down the shore. I guess the last time I was down, so the kids had them. And I mean, I crushed about. Well, the kids. didn't like the chocolate ones, I guess.

I think you're young kids. They don't know. That's a different kind of cake. You know what I mean? Yeah, no. Two and a quad, two or two. That's crazy. And there was about seven of them in there, man.

And I did the one and then like woke up and I had four more in my mouth at the same time. Why don't you start walking down that road. But I would do the, I'd sit in a BP parking lot because those are the trashiest. Dunkin' Donuts, the ones that are in gas stations. No one else is doing that. With a Baskin Robbins hooked on to him and maybe a Taco Bell. Or a Togos? What's the to-goos?

The T-O-G-O-J-Place? No. That was for my, members of my extended family had a brief stint in franchising. And it was a Togos of, or was it a T-C-B-Y? What the hell is that? That was ice cream. Was that ice cream? Yeah.

I don't remember. Frozen yogurt. Anywho, I would sit there to be in the gas station of the BP. I remember I'd get gas and then eat, and I'd be like, I can taste the fucking petrol on me hands. And I'd have some of them tots, which there's not enough of them. But that's neither here nor there. I don't have time to get into it. But that's why Duncan's slipping.

And I like a dark coffee. I do. Duncan got me into coffee. While on Duncan got me into coffee. I go get it. I try to order a dark roast at some of these places because I like the... It's strong. I like it strong.

And they go, oh, every time I go there, we don't have a brood. I go, I'm trying to, I'm trying to help you out against Starbucks. I'm trying. He's a pike man. It's a pike. Or dark. Pike, dark roast. My wife got me on dark roast now.

Yeah, pike's in the middle. Is it? Yeah. Well, you are an expert. Listen, when you go into Starbucks, you're getting a... That mug, but hold on, that mug. You're buying that retail, you're saying, let me get this. Yeah.

And then where do you go with it? You take it right home? Uh-huh. Huh. I've never seen you do something like that Maybe it's a new me You know new horizon He says you have a bunch of them

I've never been in a Starbucks with you Where you bought something to retail Or you bought a thermos I only seen chicks do that shit They buy whatever's in season It's not in season It's functional I listen

Do you know what I'm saying here Can I yeah And you're not letting me explain myself I have been to Starbucks Your girly behavior We're naming three times Say I'm gay I bought some

I'm not saying that the comments And I'm pretty sure you're hard. You look good. I've been in, I went to, three times I've made these purchases out of necessity. So you don't have a bunch of them? I do. The one time I went in a ball like five. Five mugs.

I like the mug. I don't know. It's bigger than most mugs. It holds better. The handle's good. It sits well. It holds more caught. I don't know how else to explain it.

Okay. It's a better mug than the mugs I have at my hand. than a normal standard. I don't want to be a contrarian. It's something that I'm not used to. And it's nice to hear that, you know, it's nice to talk to somebody that does different things than I do. And I appreciate it.

Maybe I'll start doing that. I know. Now you're stealing my ideas. You're just copying me like you do. I'll get the ones from Dunkin' Donuts. There you go. Fill it with munchkins. I get 10 mugs.

Fill with jelly donuts. I don't think Dunkin' Donuts has that kind of shit. I don't think they don't. That's why I're only doing 11. billion dollars a year most of that money's mug money for me they do probably do do a lot in retail food till Starbucks yeah I think the CEO of Starbucks stepped down as the CEO of Starbucks to then just focus on um mugs the food aspect of it the cafe like to really get the cafe booming I got it um whatever all that's neither here they got that egg white

feda wrap yep you like a handful of them Put those in a solo. Uh-huh. Poor Dunkin' Donuts. That sucks. They're managing. 11 billion a year? It's pretty good.

That's still pretty good. You think? That's still not enough for you. You'd figure out a way to spend that. Yeah. Yeah. You're like Tyson in the 90s, dude. Talk about blowing cage.

I know how to get rid of half of that right now. Invest in my couch boards. I dumped 11 bill and couch boards. Couchboard. A couch board Coming to a bed bath and beyond near you We couldn't Now it's out there

Everybody knows it Who's defunct Bed Bath and Beyond Right Somebody bought them Or like Somebody bought their inventory They gave everything away

Those goddamn coupons Retail Just kind of went out of All that stuff That you can get a bed bath Beyond Amazon Have your door In fucking 24 hours

Hmm Yeah they're only online now Well that's not going out of business That's just They went out of business someone bought that. Hey, Guy, I know. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Jimmy Buffett. I don't know. Hey, parrots. Go birds. He just looked me up and down to try to shit on me. I caught you. I caught you fucking scale from the forehead down to the Tootsie Woodsies to try to hit me.

What did you have? It was about the jacket or pants or something. It's a nice jacket. Your hair coming in. Lost a little bit of weight. Got a nice jacket on. I know where to go. What's shopping nice for you? Shopping? What do you mean going shopping?

I guess you're a little peg down due to your current girth. But if you were a normal svelt man, what would be a nice store you'd like to hit? To buy? Yeah, you're like, I need to buy like a nice. Toys R Us. No. Clothes. Why would you have to be thin to shop at Toys Ruff?

You don't, which is why it's awesome. I love a good, you know what I love is a good hobby store. store walking by and find a good hobby store they had a little a guy who has no hobbies no but they have the little die cast metal planes like old world war two planes and stuff like that that's cool that's fun and like uh they have a gundum stuff you know gondom style like that guy who shoots out it's like japanese uh transformers kind of but they're in space i can't really follow the cartoons because they're dubbed in i don't know what the out they're saying but they look like they look like uh uh f-14 tomcat's

and they kind of transform into, like, huge space robots and guys pilot them, and they're cool looking. What was your question? Gay and a virgin, huh? Best of both worlds. Amen, sister. Where would you go to shop nice? To buy nice, like...

I don't understand what you're not understanding. Why you're giving me attitude with you... Like, when I lose all the weight? Yeah, and you're like, hey, I got a... Brooks Brothers. Okay, there you go. Burberry. I'm telling you're not shopping it.

Yes, I am. I want to get a nice... One thing I want is a Burberry button down. that Liam Gallagher had. Okay. All right, that's good. Like the classic Burberry style. Like with all the checks?

Checks. Yeah, that's, they're famous for their checked. Platt or whatever. Platt, they call that check. Plaid is bigger. I think checked is smaller. Yeah, I want one of those. I, uh, what, what of those costs?

Uh, 600. What? Are you serious? Quick, yeah. Are they that expensive? Burberry's that expensive? Yeah, they're back in the streets. Get out of here.

You know what? I go middle. Four bags for that. I go. high end for me Banana Republic This is banana I feel classy

I feel nice I can wear this To a nice dinner It's trash No I don't know I wouldn't even know I don't know I'm just asking A Brooks brothers

Okay that's that's your answer What about one of them That's because your brother used to shop there Yeah that's fine Barneys Okay I think they're closed Yeah I'm just

That's fine you've answered I'd go to one of them Joints downtown on a Prince Street Or something like that one of them designer places, right? You like Farity? No, you like Farity. Farity's a rip-off.

That shit's crazy. Are they a sponsor? What are you doing? No? No, they're not. Okay. Not this week anyway. Suck it.

You snooze, you lose, boners. Make it with the check, dork. Easy does it. I'm not going into business with you. You're thinking of us. No, I'd go to one of the designer places down on Spring Street or whatever it is. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

You don't know what you're talking about. Go to Kit. what's that what is that no i don't want to kiss you what is that i see come over here everybody's advertising is that a chocolate company what can i get my can get my your gay joke why you come over here so i can kiss you ladies and gentlemen

what is not a chocolate company you know it's a clothing company i didn't know that i don't know i just know rich guys wear sholtsy's been pushing it if sholtsy's known it i don't know it yeah that's not my just think shultzny knows about so many things i I've never even heard of. Just classy rich guy. Boy, weight loss.

No, I was in, no, no. I was going to say it. I'd go to one of them designer, one of them small shops downtown. Yeah, but you're just saying a place that has historically had fashionable clothes for the past 50 years. You don't know. I asked you a name. You said, Berksbrothers. That's the answer.

Smelton's. I love their stuff. Some cool new designer down there. I'd wear his stuff. free. I'd say, you know, I'll wear your stuff. Who were you? Just, you know, to get the word out there. I'm not paying for it. Yeah, no.

I could on it with like some hop rod and like a fucking, uh, uh, um, a fashion coordinator. I'd do a European accent, get free clothes. Uh-huh. And go get some of them munchkins. You've talked ever so. Okay, all right, listen Amber Cromby and Fitch That's what I do

I'm just saying Banana Republic The Gap, I wish I could I wish I could wear a gap Man, I wish I could walk into the gap On a Saturday afternoon And grab an outfit for tonight You know what I mean? You could

I know, you know I've been asking you What do you mean? I can't I can't You gotta try harder No, no, I mean, yeah I have to lose weight before I do that

No, I know I thought it would have been in And I've been asking you to lose weight for five years. Yeah. Like a nice, go down there and buy like a nice jean jacket in the fall. You know, I look forward to that. I'm on the Zepbound. I'm on it.

Okay. Don't worry about me, folks. All right, listen. Go ahead. All that's here neither here nor there. I'm trying to do a program here. Trying to do a gosh darned family episode. We got to get.

Talking about your lame ideas and bad cutting boards. You just said it was a great idea and wanted to invest money in it. I'm trying to low point I'm going to beat you up in the negotiation I'm going to walk all over Guys as you know when you join the old Patreon The greatest website in the world We're answering your garbage question on the air

Yes sir This one's from Speaking of clothing This one's from Foley's Goodfellow's briefs Are you still rocking the Goodfellows? Now I'm out of them I'm on I think they're

Harbor Bay or DXL brand Either way, I went one too big, and they're like real loose on me. They're not great. Okay. Yeah, but I have so many of them. I just been using them. Sure.

I'm with that. $10 swim trunk, Taylor, never have one read. Is it garbage at your relationship status on Facebook to divorced? Dude. You, why mean? That is a thing. That is jammed up. But there was a time.

I mean, Facebook's not big in our lives anymore. But there was a time when, whether it's, it's, complicated, in a relationship, single, date, like... Nobody pays attention to that anymore, though. I think these older, like, people like my mom's age, like that, Jenner, though, I think the baby boomers are... I don't know, Jerry got divorced. Yeah, divorce.

That's, that's, like, that's where they get their information, you know. But that is... But you got to let them know, but divorced, you could just say single. You don't need to divorce from that whore, Mary. Well, I think when you put divorced, it sends the signal to the broods that you're not looking for anything serious, but you're looking to have fun. I'm out there.

You're trolling. Right? Divorced. Yeah, but so does you. No complications. I want something casual. Not looking to get tied down with anything. Don't want anybody breaking my balls anymore.

Busting chops. Sure. Want to have a good time, do some kinky shit, go out to dinner, and that's it. Okay. All right. And then that one's over. If you ask me. Sure. In my opinion, I'm just guessing.

You're not on Facebook anymore, are you? It's kind of funny. I go, but I check my, I'll check. I'm just, I'm just trying to, you know, I'm just imagining what the mindset of somebody in that situation might be thinking. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You know what I, uh. You know what I picked up on it. It was pretty, pretty well detailed. I'm guessing. I know. You're just guessing you. I'll go back and look at Facebook memories of, like, the last 15 years, and, like, I would have made a status or what, you know,

something, something drinking beers is very, you know, whatever. Out getting smashed at the whatever. Whatever. It's like down the show. It'd be like, Tully Nuts tonight. Meet me a Keenan's, all that kind of shit. Who's meeting you? At that point, you were talking to, like,

the other people that were down the shore from Buckingham. County. It was like, oh, I saw somebody be like headed down the shore. And I go, oh, I saw fucking Luke's down. Let's hit him up. You know? And you would always comment some jerk off for a spy. Yeah, yeah. No one cares, dude. And I'm like, you're 40

shitting on me. I'm trying to have some friends. I would? Yeah. Wow. Sometimes you'd be nice and supportive. Other time you'd be a real bitch. It's quite the bastard, huh? I was drinking back then. I still am. All right, let's see. I mean, I think about our relationship so long, long relationship.

Yeah. And just so insane at times. It's wild how for 15 years, as crazy as we've each been at moments in time, we've each been on the same page. Like, there's always this one will go too far. Right, whatever. Like, want to get two nuts? Want to go too crazy? But, like, we can always fucking slap the other one

and go right back to, like, this standard vibration of crazy. You know what I mean? Love you, dog. We get that fucking couch board off the ground. Nothing but green lights. Meet me a Keenan's dog. Woo! I didn't have one tully nut this goddamn summer.

That's good. No. Yes, it is. Ah. It's good. Bad. No, it's good. It's good.

But no. It's time to turn the leaf, man. I have. I'm down to wait. I got the Banana Republic. That's why you're inspiring me. Don't have any tully nuts. I need you to say strong for me.

I'm falling right behind you. I'm already picking a weekend on the road. I'm going to get back on the heaters. You'll see me when you see me. There's going to be a weekend where I get on the heaters for the weekend. Don't tell my wife. Chicken sandwiches. This is a very public chicken sandwiches.

It's just reserved for Patreon. But I'm trying, but I need a little bit of, I'm not drinking with this goddamn kid because there's a hangover. second care of a baby hungover, you know, that ain't easy. I'm just tired of, I'm just bored with, I'm bored with everything I've been doing. I need to do something different. We got to go out and have some pops together. We haven't had drinks in a while.

I don't want pops. All right, well, me and Luke will have drinks. You can watch us. No pops. I'm done with the pops. I'm drank enough. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I'm bored with myself. Well, that makes sense? We have a, we might have a very fun recreational project. I'm down with. I know, to save it. Don't, you got to tease it a little bit. I'm down with that, man. I am down.

I like that. If you think I'm not having pop. Getting out of the house, living life, having fun. Mm-hmm. Fall. I love it. New season. New season.

Big man's good. All right. Best fall ever. It's the worst summer. Fucking worst summer. Summer of 25. Man. They should have hung me at some point.

Oh, out of rope. A lot of steel. It's from the highwayman. And they hung me in the spring of 25. Okay. All right. This one's from James. It's a good song.

$20 homie, never have one read. Are you garbage? If the cheap hotel you're staying at, you see a family at the pool using the emergency life-saving floaty as their kids floating for fun. That's jammed up. But I kind of respect it. You know how many times I wanted to use that chair that gets in and out? Oh, I've used that. Have you?

Oh, yeah. I like a fucking courtyard Marriott. Yeah, I've played around on that. Really? Really? Yeah, why not? Wait, did you have some? The only one in the pool, you know? We've done it in front of you, I would assume. I've done it on the road.

Where are those controls? It's on it, I believe. Oh, really? Yeah, like a little joystick. Oh, I didn't know that. Huh. It's just like a button up, and it's like an up and down arrow. I always looked at that, I don't know.

I never wanted to touch that. Okay. I felt like it was bad luck or something. Okay. But I always wanted to play with it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But that is, that's not even, that's sad. Listen, you're at a seedy motel, been there. Get that.

Not judging that. That happens. Scraped together. You're hanging out with the kids for whatever reason, maybe a vacation. Maybe you're in town visiting family. Whatever. You got to get the fuck out of town and you couldn't leave the kids with somebody because they might go to that house and fucking kill them. Talk about a bad summer.

Whatever. Whatever the circumstances of your life are. You're at a motel. You're making a work. You're on the run. It's just the kids got a... That's not a fun. unfloody device that's like hard plastic you know it's real good though keeps you up there

you can hang on that thing you know what i always wanted the uh the bay watch can that the red can oh yeah always wanted that i never understood how that saved anybody what they did with that what you mean had handles on it and it floated yeah i don't know it just seemed weird it's it's it was like you had like a i don't know what do you what do they do with that what you mean when you get out there with the person, what do you do with that? You give it to them, and it floats. And then you got to drag them and that in? Yeah, well, I think it's like, okay, hey, take a minute, hold on to this, stop,

like, that'll let them stop panicking. Stop bitching up. I also think when they're by themselves, they can use it, they can, like, ride a wave. It's like, you know, it acts as like a little kickboard or something. Really? So, yeah, yeah, it also helps them. They don't have to swim, they can hold on to it, yeah. Okay.

To get in the chop. They always taught us that you grab them by the neck and drug them in and swam side. Like that. I think you want to get under their arms, not their neck. Whatever, like that, yeah. Put them in a sleeper. Make them pass out so there's that panicking. Take them down, find a mermaid.

Well, you've got to be careful because they could drag you under, too. That was always the big thing. You're giving them mouth to mouth. You're at the hot dog's team. Get off. All right. Take it easy. You're all right.

A guy like you. You ever choke? quick get his balls in my mouth somebody take my bathing suit off you're cutting your bathing suit off oh dude we had we had to cut the baby out of a onesie the other day it was covered in shit oh man

and Nadine was like I think we cut it off I'm like no way and then I started I'm like we got to cut this they got to cut him out of this thing it was all up as bad and then if you pull that off it's over his head Oh, yeah. He don't know.

He's living a kid. He don't know. Stinky? Yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah? It ain't great. Mm-hmm. Do you cover anything?

No. No, you're just... Because he's your son. It's your kid. Yeah. Huh. So I'm told. I'm happy he looks like me.

I'm not to do a paternity test. Because I was thinking of it. Really? I was on a road when it's happening. who's white baby is that she's like he looks like you he's Dominican I'm like what he's got a baseball she's saying that before he even comes out hey it really looks like it's on a great it looks like you he's got a huge guy to sell it uh all right let's see here this one's just fun uh $10 homie never had one read is it garbage if you listen to the entire podcast in reverse order

so folly gets skinnier and says he's getting fatter hippie's hairs grow back in and the boys get much less successful over time. Thanks, dog. Shout out to you. That's a good time. I mean, you look back at, I mean, definitely some of the ones we shot before the pandemic in Champions, no, in a, at Gotham podcast studios. Yeah, okay. Those, there was like three or four there.

I think it was Ian, Jared Fried, Cannon, and Fioree, maybe, and Donnelly, so maybe five there. Those, I mean, we're different people. on a molecular level. What do you mean? I mean, it's just a long time ago. There's many beers, heaters. We were in different places in our lives. We were, you know.

I mean, I was doing DoorDash and had a full-time job. You were fucking... Working in film. Working in film. You're really pushing that narrative, aren't you? What are the fucking Oscars coming up? Is this you campaigning? But, yeah, no.

So I'm just saying, I was thin. I was like a thin guy Yeah Not anymore No you are I'm getting back I'm getting back What are you weigh now

Wait this isn't the thinnest you've ever been No Really I think when I was really thin I was walking around I was probably 185 What do you know I think you were like 165

What are you waiting at How much do you weigh now What are my little light in the loafers I'm probably 205 right now It's great Man, that's great. Yeah, Muslim muscle.

What do you waste, string bean? COVID took me down a bunch. I'm like 150 right now. I think I got a bet. I lost a lot of weight during COVID. That's like your right leg from the knee down. 150. Yeah.

150. You're like six feet tall. Have you watched that documentary on the biggest loser? Huh? No. Life in times of age, folly. I got to. Defensive just by the name.

Not a loser! I work in, Phil. Yeah, so an expose on that, that was a huge franchise. I didn't realize it went for like 12 seasons. It's no good? What? Bid? Nah, yeah, bad. Why? Bad, bad, but they were giving them, like, fen-fen and shit.

One guy lost, like, 280 pounds in, like, 12 weeks. That's what I need. That'd be done. 12 weeks They all put it back on Put it back on Yeah

Man that's a fun ride The one guy lost all of his skin Like that lost it They got him to skin They skin great You know They toned them up And then he put it back

Oh he put more back on They're talking about coming out We're gonna have to get re-empt Dead tomato Damn dude Dude 20 pounds And 12 more than that Yeah

Maybe not 12 weeks Maybe six months I thought they all got The stomach surgery What you mean? No That was all natural I mean, like, that was all...

Were you talking about the old guy? What, old guy? Is it the doctor? The old doctor with the accent and the glasses with the two fat bros and the sodies? No. That's... That's 600-pound sister. Okay.

That doctor. I thought that doctor was legit. He is. Uh-huh. Yeah, he's trying to get them to the stomach staple. Right. Yeah, no, this was the biggest loser. It was a reality competition in the early 2000s.

Oh, it was on like NBC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I remember it. And it was like, you know, it was a... They had to keep up and... the ante every season

and like and that's one of them things that like numbers don't like they put them on the scale and it's like oh he's down eight pounds that's not gonna

that's not gonna sell any tide you know what I mean we gotta move commercials so unless they were in double digits it was like you're lose imagine losing 12 pounds in a week and people be like oh it's pretty good

that's fucking crazy dude you'd get fatter you put on 18 fuck 75 pounds of three days It's crazy All sucked out Shit

That's good stuff All right This one's from Astoria Beggles Hell yeah brother Oh yeah Is it garbage to put an ice cube in your mouth And take a swig of soda I want the ice

But don't want to dilute my product Huh That seems insane Yeah Nobody's doing that Well you have a cup of ice next to you and the soda next to you? It's supposed to get the...

Listen, I'm going to get pissed off. I'm going to fucking lose it. That's the way it's... You like it? Uh-huh. He likes it. It's not the way I like it. The product is...

It answered me. The product is supposed to theoretically be put in ice. Okay? I know you have your canes. Not necessarily, though, because if it's refrigerated, then it doesn't go in ice. If you pull out a screamer from a cooler, you don't put it on ice. So you're wrong, theoretically. Not theoretically.

factually, you're wrong. That 2-liter should be in the refrigerator. You don't need ice. All right. I give up. Give up. I mean, I get what you're saying. The 2-liter is a different soda than what's in the cans and the bottles.

I don't disagree. Okay? The 2-liter is supposed to be poured over ice. That'll concede a little bit. Okay. But a can is not. The can's supposed to be cold. The smaller receptacles are.

Soda, or colds. Of course. But we kept two liters in the fridge. We'd still throw some ice in there. It hits different with and without the ice, for sure. Okay. Yes, it does. It does.

You're not, okay. Everybody relax. Yeah, we'd chill the fuck out. I wouldn't look at it as it's diluting it. It's changing it. But it's not diluting it. It's enhancing it It that lutes it if you don't drink it fast enough

Yeah, I guess I don't know Don't be just put it in just make a cup of ice And pour the suit in there Don't be done It just you ruin Foley's day Yeah are you happy now A Story of Begles

You've ruined the bug man's day It just drives me crazy When I hear people say like I don't like getting ice at like The movies or McDonald's because you get more. Stop with that. But they value, I agree with you, but that's,

you value the experience with the ice. They value the amount, the total amount. You guys just value different things. And that's okay. I'm not a- Different core values. But as Americans, we can disagree. But we still need to respect.

But you agree on Coca-Cola. You agree on Coca-Cola. You agree on Coca-Cola. Of course. It's just how you consume your Coca-Cola. And that's why this country's great. And I'll tell you what. You're allowed to have that.

You know what? I take all that back. I take all that back and I apologize the story of bagels. You do your fucking thing, dog. Wow. I'll still be there for you. Holy shit. What just happened?

This is. I was completely wrong to push my lifestyle on you. You do your thing. You want to have a cup of ice next to you and do an ice and take a sip. You do that. Respect. I was wrong. Give it a round applause for the big man here.

I was wrong. From the peanut gallery out back. too. The only thing for me to do is let's take a long absence from the show. I get up and you never see me again. You guys, you grab a beer, you walk out. Later, nerds.

Once I get my couch board money. This is all behind me. Cuban! I don't need to do this. I'm a furniture tycoon. All right. Right, let's see here. Talk to me.

This was from a live show as well, but this is a different person, I believe. This is from Chief and Heaters and Wifebeaters. $120 annual donation to Uncle Hank's Hogi habit. Never have one read. Is it garbage or do you cigarette butts as earplugs? Growing up, my family had a habit of forgetting earplugs for us, kids for loud events or activities, Monster Truck Rally, Drag, Racing, Tract, To Pulls, Fireworks, Gun Range. Nothing like my parents

Fogging a couple down to provide That's what he used to call smoking Fogging a couple down To provide us a pair of Marlboro 100 Or Winston Red filters to block out the decibels Listen, they're essentially cotton balls The filters are cotton balls So I would say

I think it's wild to smoke them And do it that way If a good parent who also Has a heater habit I would rip the filter off and then I'd smoke a non-filty. That's just me as a new parent. I'm going to try that when I get back on a eaters for a weekend.

Run that by the misses, see what she says. But that's all that carcest. That's all them carcinogens are stuck in there. And then you're shoving at as close to the brain as you can get. That ain't good. They say that these days. And all that stuff's leaking. Why?

The tinfoil leaks into food and the plastics leaking into this and this is leaking into that. So, yeah, I mean, I don't want to act surprised Like we haven't heard that before And you know what I mean? It makes in dirtbag logic You go, I need something. It's there. The parents are trying to provide for you.

They're trying to do good. They're entertaining you and also keeping you safe The best they can. But nobody's crazy. Nobody's ripping a heater. To do that? No, what I'm saying is The parents will be willing to do that for you.

But they're not wasting it. That's what I'm saying. I would say the parent. Then smoke a filterless heater, you know. Still burning. All right, let's see here. This is wild. This is from T.J., new $10, never have one read.

Is it garbage if you run out of gas more than once in a day because you're trying to save money for heaters and beer later? Man, so that dude's going and putting like three or four bucks on and then three or four bucks more on, which I, listen, I get, I've been there. I've struggled with the best of them. I've been a pump five, I've been five on pump two guy.

I get that. Give them 10, buy a $6 pack of heaters, put the rest on pump three. I've been that guy. Have you ever proper run out of gas? With my brother once. He was taking me to the gym for an evaluation. ever tell you that?

Fuck me. That was a sad day. I had to show up late to my evaluation at the gym. Because my brother ran out of gas and his Chevy Luminum. Crancing Camels with a K. Ooh. I don't know where he was getting him,

but I loved them. I think I've only actually run out of gas once, and it was in my, it was at my house. Like, I was out of gas. It wouldn't start. But I remember I had to get a ride up to the gas station with the red thing. to go back and fill it up.

I'm as a guy who never really had cash, and we've talked about this of, like, putting it in the gas tank. Like, I was never a full tank kind of guy because it's like, I don't want to invest 40, 50, whatever full tank of gas is going to cost you when you don't have the funds, you know? If I was really eating, I'd put 20 in and go that'll be, you know.

There's always a monetary value. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Until very recently. But my white, and now we have like the digital, like, hey, you have 38 miles to, you know, know, and that pops on around 35, 40 miles, whatever it is. Yeah, it's hard to run out of the gas now. She's like, that comes on, and she's like, we need to go.

And I'm like, we got time. And she's like, it's not 40 miles. It goes down quicker. I go, okay, well, it's 20 miles. Even if you cut it in half, it's still, we still got, you cut it by a quarter. I got 10 miles. You do fly pretty close to the summit deck. I remember one time you and I were in the car, and I think we were in my car.

We were in my car, and we were leaving New York, and I had a quarter of a tank. Yeah, a quarter of a tank will get you halfway to Birmingham. What are you talking? Quarter tank. You get stuck in traffic or something. Turny air off, open a windows. Shut it down. I'm a big coast and a neutral guy.

I'll find the hills. I'll, whoo, whoops. That is in me. Quarter tank, 99 miles of Philly. This guy says, let her ride. Yeah, rip it and rip it, baby. Quarter tank Most of that's highway miles

Is that 50, 80 miles A gallon on a highway You'd be cooking dog Yeah I don't know That's just Talking no back road route That's in me That's why I pay bills late

I wait till they shut off the cable Like I'm very like I'm very If you give me a time Or a date It's in my genetic makeup to go I got a that's for that's for the general public.

That ain't for guys like me. I know how to push it to the limit. That's for savers. Yeah, get out of here. Talking about gunfighters. Guys on the end. Guys who will get, you know, who will regulate if they need to.

Yeah, I'm about to work. I'm like, let's, you know. You want to smoke, huh? Let's see how far we can push it. Yeah. Well, I've just... Run around on the edge of the knife. My dad was the same way, man.

And I remember coasting into, coasting into, uh, gas station's with them, throwing in a neutral gun, and me being nervous and him having a heater gone, we'll be all right. And I go, like cowboy shit, we'll be good. I remember my step-doubt one time said, we're probably going to run out of gas, but I got some in the back. And then we ran out of gas. And we didn't even go get gas, which was crazy.

He just. Having some in the back is scary. I would never allow it. It wasn't even a, it wasn't even a. It was a big old suburban, so it was like an open back. There was just, now that I'm thinking about it, there was just gas in the car with us. I don't ever like that. That wasn't in a pickup truck.

That wasn't in a trunk. We pulled into it and he just got out like it was a gas station. God, it filled it up and we went to where we were going. Because remember when people had the big, the big, like, army looking canteen. These huge ones. They put them on the back of Jeeps. Yeah, you can't have that anymore. I'll blow you up.

No, yeah. People were getting horrendous. It was blowing up. You know what I realized, too, which you might have said, and I kind of push back a little bit, but it's now a theory. I don't know if this was you. The Wranglers are for broads. Yeah. I never really did, because the only people, I only knew a couple people that had them, and they were dudes.

So I'm like, that doesn't make sense. Doches. Is that, that's a newer thing, maybe? I don't, or is that the same? Definitely newer thing. It's newer. Yeah. And they all got the ducks on them.

ducks you know about that they all have ducks on their dashboard like fifth of Google it's like a little rubber ducks little rubber I think I've seen that and it's all chicks yeah I mean I only knew a couple of dudes that rolled around in those in high school and if you did I'm you know I'm not I'm judging but you know whatever I never crossed my radar that it was for the ladies it was always kind of dushy dudes with like you know the curly bleached hair and shit surfer shit I'll give you that that that fits that though because the top comes off, you're an outdoorsy guy. That kind of makes sense to me.

What kills me with them, and I've always said this is the wave. Yeah, the Jeep thing. You're waving at each other in the jeeps. It's like a low, it's like a, you throw to deuce. The rubber ducks are part of a growing trend called ducking, where owners of a Jeep will leave a rubber duck on another Jeep as a random act of kindness. Slash your tires.

That's like when the Beatles, came back out and they all had a sunflower in the uh they had like a little that came with a vase though those things stink i remember i always thought that was a whack car except for herbie remember herbie you know herbie yeah i got the reboot yeah that was that missed the original one was so sad i missed i don't know you got like run over or something like that oh even the reboot was sad yeah i mean sad to put him down or something yeah fucking put a car down just like that and they're like fucking putting them in the crusher because they owe the mob money. We're going to take you apart, one bolt at a time.

Yeah, all those Disney live action movies were sad as shit. Old Yeller was brutal. Fucking blew his brains out behind the cabin. Yeah, that stuff, by the time that got to me, that was all just like you had heard the story of Old Yeller to the burner. I'm like, I don't need to read this. I know this dog gets it. Yeah.

That shit was just old enough where we would rewatch that stuff. And to me, it was old. They'd be from, like, the 60s and 70s, and they had that old, like, tinge of them. Oh, man, brutal. Like a Saturday afternoon you're watching that shit. It's like, ugh. Nasty. But, Beatle, I've never got bugs, VW bugs, people that like VW bugs.

Again, the only person I ever knew that had one had to reissue was this kid's sister. Yeah. And she had it. That was, I mean, I've never known anybody to drive a Volkswagen bug. I don't get it. That was like a silly car. And it was like, who the hell is time to or money to spend on a silly car? You know what I mean?

It's like, we can get to work, motherfucker. I got a quarter tank of gaze. They always said, I got to get to Tennessee. They always had that weird sound, too. Yeah, my, I don't know. I mean, you've met a lot of my family members. I don't know who you would see driving a fucking bug. Uncle Den driving a bug to the job site.

I could see maybe Denise in her teenage years, you know. Protesting a war or whatever. She was trashing someone for doing. in edibles the other day. Trashing someone. She is anti-weed that brought. And my uncle, you know, dabble, you know? He's got a fun pass to say.

He's every there taking edibles. That's what you get for taking the THC. He's yelling at my aunt or something. Like, you're yelling at somebody. I go, easy does it. Fucking, you got a wine named after you. Two bottles of cabin in you. A little bit of peanut greedy out.

I don't have a bottle of Josh. She had like a bottle? No, I don't know. She was like, Josh? That's probably the top dollar stuff. Yeah, that's, I don't know anything about wine. I just know I bought a bottle of it because I had heard it. And I brought it and she goes, oh, it was like 18.

I don't know what it was a bottle. I don't know anything about it. I didn't know that was an expensive bottle of wine. And I get, oh, who? Oh, someone's doing well. You know what I mean? I'm like, hey, actually we're taking. I've invited you here.

Sharks. Have you heard about my. couch board. You come out. It's all glued together. All right. We got to wrap it up. Gang, grab some tickets to the live show. Come out and see the boys. Ended this month. We're out in La La Land. We're in San Fran. We're in Seattle. We're in Portland. Come see us. And the rest of the tour, October, November, December. Big, big show in Philly in December 13. We want everybody there. We want to sell that out. The Metropolitan Theater. We love you.

And we'll see you next week. Peace.