Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Stealing from 7-11 w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

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Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley Hey Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is our you garbage range It's a little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it up to good to be classy Yeah, they're just a big old piece of trash trash trash trash. I'm your hostates really coming at you on a gorgeous day down here at Antutti's basement. She almost got caught stealing at the Wawa again. What? Yeah There's a half a turkey hoagie upstairs if you want because I can't have them my co-host is coming at you from across the table Check out the pager. It's a family episode right here

Circle in the wagons is hanging out me kippy in my coal store is still hanging on for dear life Thing won't quit. I think I'd aggravated since the way Yeah, you got to a bar fight this weekend. I'm not getting me wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something not gonna fully What's happening? I thought I was gonna cruise through on this one But fucking blew up on me now. It's scabbin the whole nine yards. It's tough man. Are you gonna do the kick? It's late. I don't know what to tell you give it up for KJ. Everybody Okay, that was a quick transition talking about your herpes introducing your best friend seamlessly Oh, she's got a head like a football give it up for talking about my herpes and I like kev by the way

Okay, what's up Kev? No, you can't do that. No Kev. No, you you I'm just saying I can't do that What do you mean? I can't do it doesn't you've never done it in 10 years I wouldn't call you Kev. That's your new nickname Kev. I don't call you KJ in our personal life either You're Kev. Okay. No, I'm taking KJ back then Yep, KJ is back. Toby you're KJ from now on. Hey gang Thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you rate review subscribe on iTunes full video available new stuff as you know Those numbers are cooking

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Okay, fine So when you would fight a little harder on that but fair enough How about a nice quick shout-out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man makes us all look good One of my best pals in the whole wide world and I love him I don't care how long his air is give it up for T-Bone McScruffins. Toby McMullen. What's up, dude? Hey pal. Yo, so to avoid any air B&B Kerfuffles down in Tejas. I have decided to find my own lodging. I will be staying in a Bucky's Bad cuz they got everything

Everything I got get yourself a smoker a grill some deer pellets. I'm gonna set a tent up in the jerky aisle, dude I don't hate it. We should camp out. Why don't we camp out? Camp out his friends. That would have locked out of a tent at 3 a.m That's what I need. It's not you were a bear, dude Bears pray me I thought it was a ball bear. I don't know you what are you don't sneak it up on me like that? Holy cow family episode. What's cooking with you? Poorly time sip there. I

Saw you were gonna throw it to me real quick and I was already I had already made the decision to take a little nip got hands of Gold I got some GMO in here take off the edge. Do you little nippy? I'm driving out of here. What's the last time you drank in the morning? Saturday Golfing Okay, you gotta talk to a judge in Dennisville Township. I shoot 18 over now. It's your prick Sir, how many do you step out of the big is that a three-wood you're good Just show show Matty

Your honor, I was sure it was mini golf, but still Coulda get in that damn clown's mouth. Why are your balls purple? Cuz I Think golf balls at mini golf. They're not white. They're different colors Do you remember the golf balls you would go some places and they would float in the water? No You don't remember that there was like water where like remember cuz most mini golf places Had the brick where it wouldn't go in the water like it would There was so okay, I got you I got there was something that didn't have a barrier to the water

Yeah, to make it harder you're screwed But it would it was like running water or whatever like down a hill like a fountain type thing Uh-huh, and it would float and you would have to like pick it back up and play from the beginning. Oh, yeah Sounds like alien technology. That's crazy. Yeah, sure. Okay That's what blows your mind. I've never seen that my golf ball that floats. Why don't they all float? What are we doing? What why don't they all float cuz it's changed the weight the size everything can't use it on the tour Why not what if everybody uses it, okay? Well, just switch the tennis balls or something So the gators don't get you

There's alligators on golf course So how would that how would that stop if the fucking ball floats so you wouldn't have to go swimming there to get it You're swimming in to get the ball anyway. I've seen the guys go in and get it. Oh, yeah, they're looking for a win I Think fucking tin cop, okay Great movie by the way. He's on the links with a rake. I Got a Louisville Hmm

What can I do for you? Where were we? I did something pretty Trashy this weekend that I was like a little bit ashamed of Um Or street clothes of the golf course. No, but I Ran over a catty. I was gonna say this is hard feelings, but I had to buy a Whole golf outfit at Dix the night before because you're a pork chop We what's that mean? You tried your stuff on it didn't fit. No, I didn't have any I thought I judge we we got real jammed up when we left the studio the other day

I had to sit traffic. He got a baseball uniform on It's all they had like an old-school stirrup my butt's all big No, no, you're in full catcher skier, dude Trying to throw it down a fairway. Did you did you buy me now? Did you buy a nice pair of golf pants and a nice golf shirt? Yeah, well, you know just to buy what you go Eagles what'd you get? Did you get the did you get the real puffy pants and an old-timey director? But they are a little flared at the bottom. They all have a little bg's I was walking around looking like a fucking jerk off. Hey, give it up for a night fever

I moved walk to the first D-Box ladies What the fuck I've never noticed that bell bottom 70s they they just had a little they were everything was a kind of snow panty a little bit if you catch them They were wide legs. What's happening? What's happening? Cool cats and him dad is He definitely didn't paper it put the jive turkey down for a par four, huh? My man I Was gonna save this for hard feelings, but Call it that why

I got this shirt collar outside my Jackie collar My car has a disco ball Hmm What'd you do confess your sins my son wait, are we still in Dix or what? Doing keep off my my jaw's all over the place. I got Larry Ludes over here. I want dirty 135 I Here's that car girl comes to heat man quit hassling me. Oh god. That's funny No, so I was down the shore and like I had stated I got an Airbnb right me my wife and my newborn son

Ah, my four young Hansi young Hansi For the new pooch Just because my fucking mom's house is packed She's not the biggest fan at dogs. Hmm. So I'm slowly breaking her in on that, but I didn't want to be like well the dog staying here for four days type thing You know what I mean? I'm with you. I understand. So and also it's nice to have a little private time, you know any privacy. Oh privacy So My wife takes

The dog to the beach where he comes back all saying he's in the water and stuff like that like in the tide Whatever, you know, he threw his dog shit in the water. What through his dog shit in the water Is he loving the beach? He was having a great time. So the dog came back a mess. We washed The dog in the Airbnb. We gave the dog a bath in the Airbnb Which is like I didn't feel good about because that's like a that's a lot To do. Mm-hmm. The whole place smells like wet dog He's shaking we're using their fucking towels to fucking clean it It definitely changed the vibe of the place for sure, dude

I don't know the last time you smelled like a soaked fucking Dog What dude we're using like the vo5 the shampoo and stuff whatever was in there. You got perp plus It was just like I'm just saying I used to Airbnb my place out and if I came home and someone had washed their dog in my tub I would be quite upset. Did they say anything you get kicked out? We left this morning. We didn't get kicked out I was smoking burnies all over the place really inside outside like a gentleman. That's jersey

It's fucking north why would you get lucky? I wasn't on the roof with my shirt off Especially didn't say you had to smoke burnies inside Minimum of two packs inside for a weekend. Yeah That's pretty trashy, man. It's real that was that was real. I didn't feel good about that I just the place there's dog hair all over there. I don't have like cleaning supplies Were you allowed to have a duog allowed to have a dog emotional support animal? Ah, I had to blind the whole weekend Touching the landlord's face Coming in through the windows. Yeah, what's going on?

um How the like nieces and nephews must love they love the dog everybody loves the dog although we did take them over So it's like now i'm the guy he's a puppy so you can't leave him alone that much But now i'm the guy taking them to like the fucking family party and stuff because i'm like hey We got a fight but my answer everyone is like fucking bring them just tie them up out that's pretty trashy I know but it is showing up with the dog, but it is it's either that or I don't I can't fucking go You know what I mean? We have a couple that does that well We're not going to do that

But they also all my cousins when it's a puppy. It's okay But when you got a fucking you're showing up with like an eight-year-old beagle. No rocks, dude Not even foggy eye. I'm talking our one family member rolls in with a About a 37 year old dog I'm not Is fallen apart. Yeah, I don't get that if it was a car you'd be totaled Yeah, I don't I don't get that at all that and it's like the dog the dog's just like wandering around It has that he smells like hospice like that old dude. I know it old dog smell

You know what I mean? You got a fucking bacon-wrapped scallop in your mouth. You're ready to fucking throw up I was with my my my wife's friend one time In new york and we were going out to like oh, whoever's in town. Let's go out to a nice brunt like a nice Brunch down on like the west village or something She brought this bulldog that smelled like a bum's nutsack. You could smell this thing From four tables away people were audibly gasping somebody eating truffles. What's going on? People were audibly gasping at the smell of this thing and she's like do you take dogs? And the girl's like is it emotional support animals?

She's like I got and they were like Like trying to eat an eggs benny fucking throwing up in my mouth. Yeah, dude. It's bad. Listen. Don't be that guy I'm rolling into the four seasons with snot A bunch of eye boogies on the dog. He's got that black shit under his eye I love my dog hit the powder room. Will you love my dog more than anything in the world? But yeah, when it starts to get to that point, you got to keep men we did that with our old dog yingling He got to a certain point where it was like he can no longer go out in public He was like phil specter. He just couldn't bring him out. He's in france

No, but you can't be because dude his breath Literally smelled like fucking shit. Yeah, you gotta you got to take care of it. That's why we clean them in an airbnb Um, there's a puppy. That's okay. I know. Yeah, of course But we did take them and then my name my cousins all have dogs Down the shore Uh, like big fucking uh shot the big man shot at the mires has two big fucking golden retrievers Does he I didn't know that he's a retriever guy labs. Sorry yellow labs Uh, and they beat the shit out of hansi. It was pretty good to sit in a good way

Really? Yeah, they were just like fucking manhandling them. Um, but I was the guy like out back all night like, all right I'll be out back even it was just like it was tough. I don't like being that guy. No But you got to do it for a short period of time. You know what I mean? Yeah, you got him in school. He'll be all right He's a good kid trying. I imagine hansi fights dirties throwing throwing sand and golden retrievers eyes and shit Well, he ate a lot of sand and then throw up in the car on the right. Oh Oh fuck I'm like, yeah, we were just driving on this one. I'm like, do you smell dog food? I'm like

Turn around there. It's just like is it half a north wild woods beach and a cup of kibble in the backseat? Crab running around back there. Yeah, it's a couple of saying Those things those tiny no those tiny little clams. No, no little clams I like the little sand crabs when you stick your hands in and they come up and that you play anything Those things look prehistoric. Oh, I would I everywhere just in jersey. I don't know. They're not in hawaii I know no, I know people eat them. They call them. Yeah. No, you can't eat those. There's no meat in there I'm telling you. I know people that eat sand crabs mud bugs. Yeah mud bugs They're my parents

Your parents are mud bugs. You know what? I don't fuck with at all. What even since I was a little kid I knew to stay as far away from them as I possibly could and when they were dead. They stunk to high heaven I'm talking about the horseshoe crab. Oh, yeah I showed my wife one of those for the first time. She was like, what the fuck dude I'm waiting for that thing to jump up and fucking stick to my face. You ever see a horseshoe crab t-bone. No, oh It's literally Jurassic Park. It's like a it's like a world war two helmet with a tail. Literally. Yeah Yeah, it's like a like I'm not fucking around. It's like a german helmet running around. Oh these fucking things are the worst dude Get any here with them things. I've never seen one alive. I've never seen one in the water bed shape

You don't want to see one of those guys creeping up in your bed. They come in twos One's behind you dude. I've only ever seen them dead on the beach Yeah, and then one day when I was a little kid my cousin picked one up and held it and I saw the underside of it Like where like the legs and shit are I didn't sleep for like two weeks I thought that thing was coming to get me. Yeah, there's no bueno. They're shifties those fucking things No, I don't think they have mud bugs in hawaii classy operation over there. They got mantis. They got hammer heads tiger sharks Sanipedes Okay, um

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All right, this one's kind of bonkers. This is from thomas. Uh, is it garbage to go to 7 11 pay for a big gulp? Make sense. You're like, oh, this is I see where he's going with this. I love a big gulp Well, we got to change that Fat court two fat court season two Um, there will not be a season three. Uh, I figure we do the movie after that Some said he couldn't get fatter. I'll do it El Camilo Uh, is it garbage if you go to a 7 11 pay for a big gulp and fill it up with coffee creamer So that you can keep it in your fridge at home instead of buying a full-price container at the grocery store

What's the numbers on that prop? What's it? It's gotta be about the same. No big gulp. It's gotta be what big gulp 64 ounces right Right, and what's a big gulp 2 19 probably okay, you're not getting 64 ounces of cream for fucking Two bucks 184 large big gulper. Okay type in pina cream is probably three four bucks by the cream Do half and half No, you're not putting heavy cream in your coffee cream. I don't know Cream is how much is half and half the internet isn't instantaneous say that again. No it is It proper is hold on a second say that again half and half

Half and half say it one more time half and half. Okay. I don't know weird said it weird the first time You're like half and half Get a weirdo Are you a half and half guy? No, I'm nothing. Uh half and half is a mixture It's milk and cream everybody knows I know calm down. I'm trying to look for a fucking price you boz 389 right. Yeah, okay, but regardless so you're getting 479 To buy whatever yeah, it's called three bucks But that's for like 409 for a 16 ounce coffee make

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I've noticed patty is is is pilfer pillaging Our local she's got sticky finger what she take the little creamers. No, that's big Oh, dude stealing a little creamer. So you got little creamers in your house Like you're a diner Get the fuck addy. Yeah little salt packets. No, she takes straws cups napkins The lids patty. What are you doing? He makes good money. Stop stealing from the local grocer

I walked there was a huge thing of straws. I'm like, what the fuck did you get these? She's like wow Did the cashier wasn't looking That's crazy got somebody slipping. Uh, yeah, but I do get that I mean that's That's a lot of coffee though. Are you going right? I can see going right back to the house Yeah, it's so lit on it. They don't fucking know man Put a straw on it act like you're drinking it Whoa

refreshing I mean, I get it makes sense I mean, sure. Yeah, it makes sense dirt bag move fairy Imagine if my whole every time you go and pour yourself a cup of coffee you remind that what a piece Imagine if you have company over and you got to take a fucking big gulp and be like, how much do you like? You know, hey, there's no cream in there. Look at the Mountain Dew bottle. Let's sit there Yeah, that ain't that's not a good thing. How do I afford to place this nice? I steal my

I save $88 a month on half and half. Yeah, forget about acorns. It's like I'm stealing half and half I've said it wants to set up before half and half in your cereal is really something else Buddy stop even saying that kind of stuff in the old days. It's all I know but the more you say it the closer it is to reality. All right If you if you if you kill them off, they'll never happen again. I have some on the card Uh, this one's from lee ever fall off a ladder trying to dunk a basketball I mean, then you're not really dunking a basketball if you're on a ladder Depends how high you have the camera. Who gives a shit?

Smoking mirrors I remember when those adjustable basketballs Nets came out We thought we were fucking magic Johnson. There was two levels to them There was one where you had to get the broom and shift it or there was the crank my buddy had the crank dude It was a goal. Really. You just went like this and it would lower it down Oh my god. Talk about a couple of slam dunk contests in there dude. We had the fucking stick And my dad was like the taller kid could do it. Oh, yeah

My dad did not put this this was not up to code as they say the one side came down Was what in the ground or was it like one of those ones with the sand in it? It was in about A pill box worth of concrete Is that the one that you still have a pole in your driveway with no net on it? The pole was supposed to be I think I'm going to mention this the pole was supposed to be removed last summer Which I understood that as they were going to come and dig it up But it's just the pole is just cut sliced at the top right where to the top Dude, you hit your tire with that. It's over. I'm to do it. I'll fucking blow like a plan in there or something

You can't You can't just fucking hard steel right there. There's like a lightsaber went through it Slice you up plus that's prime time wasp mess in there Well, I'm saying if you if you put some soil in the hole Oh, what make a what put a flower in there. Yeah, no, what's that hippie shit? What are you talking about? No, we want raw pole Yeah, I want to pop my tire like a real man makes backing out of the driveway a little more interesting Especially in the snow

They've got those they got the hook spikes like an embassy Did we get caught on them? No, my my family friend did we were at a soccer tournament. I think for my brother and his son Had him at the soccer field and we had parked somewhere I forget where it was and he fucking went out the wrong way and he had like a jag or a beam Or he had a little bit of cash. She got out the dug. He listens doggy. Um and uh He drove the wrong. I think he just got twisted around there

Whatever wasn't paying attention and I didn't know that him doing that when I was six still scares me today But I had to we had to return the ones at the airport the rental car I was like you guys made this is the right way, right? Yeah, I don't fucking trust them Those things look like they would slice you open. Is that necessary by the way the five dollars for parking How are they allowed to do that? To completely drive a property ruin your car. You're stealing spike strips. What's going on here. Oh flashbang at you Car gets declined. He was some rubber bullets Yeah, dude, that shit's fucked up. Yeah, all right. It's two hour parking and if you're late, we will hit you with the oil

We are gonna key your car if you're not backed by five the cars are is what Jesus christ Patty ran over a uh guy Gypsy cursed the whole family Um, oh, hold on. I was just talking we were talking about What some superstitious. No, my remember you guys were like, oh my dad hit a deer one time my Cousin hit or whatever my mom hit the pretzel guy on the ball bar. I told her that I told that story I just saw her this weekend

I'm like something something you remember when you hit the pretzel guy and she goes Well, he said thank you and I thought he was like she's still defending herself 30 years later What's the statute of limitations how running over the pretzel guy he was going get the fuck He was on the windshield You have a couple more mustards while you're up there, but she was still like I paid him and then he thought like he I think he pumped fake Brother kooky My mom ran over the thing in the parking spot, you know the little concrete john But you might do a grinder on or whatever it's called

You know the little always sandwiches with you The little concrete a thing a parking block. Yeah, she ran over a couple of them. Oh, yeah, just fucking Do you ever see the guy that gets up on the light pole The do you ever see that it was like it was a video going around recently He's got like a white big Denali or suburban and he somehow jumps it up You know how they have like the light pole and like a in a shopping center With like the cylinder concrete like, you know, it's like two feet high or whatever Well, his

Bumper gets called on that so he just starts like rocking it right and he fall he finally gets it He's like, yeah, and he puts his thumb up and in the airbag Fuck dude, he is out cold. He's like, yeah, I just gotta Have you ever taken an airbag? Yeah, you have. Oh, yeah. Well, I I crashed the I fucking wrapped my first lumina around the the lumina had airbags What yeah, that's not a 32 it's an old shopping bag I'm blowing up myself. Uh, yeah, have you taken one? No. Oh I can still smell it. I can still see it. Yeah

What's the smell all the way was like an explosion The new ones are like air or something. This was like a flash. This was a proper flashbang Felt like a ninja was in the car I They've changed from what they what I had mine blew up like I had like fucking soot on my face and stuff It blows up out of the fucking Out of the steering wheel Wait soot. I don't understand. There was an explosion

That uses either nitrogen or airgun gas Which that does not sound safe now. No, no, we're in old ones like in in 95 This is what they this is what they they still use the same shit. Okay. Yeah After deployment a smoke-like residue will be present in the air. Yeah Most of this register do is talcum powder that is used to lubricate to help the airbag. You're just getting lebron james What is that gold bond? What are we doing here? Yikes Yeah, it's scary. I've seen people uh

You know hours or or a couple days after that's happened to them and their faces Is like they have sunburn their faces like all fucked up. Yeah, dude. It's like someone lighting off fucking bottle rockets in the car Taking a couple of mortars I've seen some buddies do that. That's a good time. The bottle rockets fireworks in a car Those guys aren't still alive If they are They're not employed too busy living to clock in right baby Here for a good time not alone

Um this one's from kyle ever move your tv outside to watch the game No We didn't do it. I remember I remember my buddy's neighbor We did the back deck The decks and all like where we when we grew up the deck was just like a wooden Deck and these people What I know now probably 50 grand into this fucking thing had the archways Had the ceiling fans outside

Really? Yeah, not my buddy my buddy's neighbor and we would just sit on his shitty deck smoking cigs like one day You know what I mean the flat deck is a tough one. That's what I'm saying just a flat deck with the three stairs up It's not stained. There's not there's bees nest everywhere. That's so good. Um It was moss all over that thing But they had tv's outside that you can do it classy You can do tv's outside classic. We do it pretty good. I think we have the

The bernie room or the sun room in the backyard You open all those up and then in the In the summer we take the tv from what was my room And bring it downstairs and we we put it on the wall down there. It's hung Yeah, it's hung. That's uh, you hesitated on. Yeah, it's hung. It's hung. But what a hanger. What's going on? It don't Is there a bracket on the wall right now? There's a bracket on the wall right now going into the house What are you not giving me something, you know, you're you're you're you're hiding something and you know you are

I'm not hiding anything I thought the fact that we take it from upstairs in the it winters in my room and summers downstairs That's when I when I stay there in the fucking summer. I got no tv Like a jerk off. You don't sleep in a bernie room have one right before you go to bed. I can't sleep. I get too scared I get scared of two things. I get scared of those water bugs that have those little pinchers on them because they have that wicker Uh furniture down there that has the little cushions and that's where those got that's where those things live They underneath those cushions and they crawl up on you while you're sleeping and bite you plus somebody coming to get me It's a room full of glass. I can't do that. Who's coming to get you? I don't know

It's the whole point you're in the backyard. Are they stealing you are they killing you? What's in this in this? Narrative what's happening? I was imagining being a little sexual Hahaha Sexual encounter. No, I don't know. They kill you. They kidnap you my biggest fear. Who's kidnapping you? I don't know. You're not going easy. My I'm not scared of getting Attacked or anything like that. I'm scared of the I'm afraid of the fear So my fear my biggest fear would be Seeing somebody's face in the window or an alien face is really what would scare me

Seeing an alien looking in sure, but I'm saying if the aliens are outside your house Regardless if you're in the the bernie room or the fucking bedroom. You're pretty end up Yeah, I get you're not getting that way. You can at least you're already out You know when you remember it either what you wouldn't remember it either You're not gonna let you remember your fucking nor Elijah. Yeah, you wake up with a weird little spot Keep it moving get nervous when the syrup spills. Yikes. What was that movie contact? That's a deep cut that thing scared the shit fire in the sky fire in the sky true story too So they say yeah, okay

I don't know A lot of evidence out there. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either But I remember I saw that way too young to the point where it ruined a couple of sleepovers Yeah, when he wakes up in that sandwich bag on the ship and he's fucking trying to get out Oh, I can do that pod No, thank you Fuck um

All right, let's see here. This is from Mikey whispers If that's your if that's your real name, that's a fucking home run Shout out to Mikey whispers. Mikey whispers He's got a little info on a nice little bag you can get you eat your chicken nuggets with honey I have I have somewhere used to do that. I think in the 90s. They used to give you a side of honey I will tell you exactly where that was It was a fine corporation started by the mcdonald's brothers and sand baronadino, california And hijacked by mr. Ray crock and built in to the greatest restaurant ever

mcdonald's they used to give you a honey when the mcnugget first dropped First came out. Yeah, that was the original sauce was the honey. I'm not talking about that I'm talking about some casual dining establishment not fast. They all probably bit everybody rips off mcdonald's Okay, I don't know. What are you there a fucking attorney? possibly Jesus christ Yeah, I'm saying somewhere used to you was just to sit down and talk about the survivor of an abusive relationship No, that was insane. They all rip them off. All right. Well, how about for comedy purposes you play along you shut up toby? Vespers the good name of the

McDonald's never hurt anybody who are you? Who's side of you on crock or the mcdonald's brothers because if you if you're not on the side of crock You should hate mcdonald's now. I'm on the side of crock So you're a thievin. They took a handshake deal. Who are they nuts? So you're a thief I think that's been well established You got my wallet All right, we got an all-time google search going over here boys. What do you got?

I typed in who serves nuggets with honeys when i'm to get to the comments are going to tell us in two seconds The all the autofill is in the morning Who's him up that that many people have been a couple of nuggies You know what I ate the other morning for breakfast down the shore. Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess You're never going to get chicken cheese steak. No chinese food. No No Chinese food cheese steak, which wouldn't be bad. No, it was more of a snack Uh orios. No cheez-its. No goldfish. I mean what does this show turn into?

Just let me tell you how about that Pickles No peanut butter filled hers pretzel bites with a diet coke Nothing really talking about getting your head on straight man talk about not knowing when to say stop Those things just they did I even put them back and then went and got them back off the top of the fridge I don't know what it is. They're all right. It's listen. Here's the thing It's not just a combination of the pretzel and the peanut butter There's air in there. Yes, and it's needed you can like crack them open like it like like a muscle

And then you have the peanut butter in there. It's something. It's just really how they did it. It's really good God 100% I agree. Thanks toby. Okay, but this wants to move on. You guys switch seats real quick The the top results for who serves nuggets with honey is kim kardashian west Which is not the answer we were looking for. No, not at all That makes me like here a little bit more. I'll say that Because it's a delicious combo. I get it. Yeah fantastic um

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The ski ski lift. Oh the ski lift pass on your jacket. I went skiing once I left that fucking thing on there until I was out of college. Yeah 100% for sure. Maybe you keep a couple on there The one thing too used to be cool to do was you kept the same where they call trees I think they're called like the little wire think they're called trees. Okay, whatever they're called They haven't they have like a weird name. That's why it's sticking in my head You put that on then you fold the thing over and then the next time you go Because you obviously kept it on

You go over it But not all the way so like you at the top of it You could see like I was at camelback and then you put it right under that. I was that big boulder I was at whatever got that was a real that was like a real Do you have anybody I don't want to show off, but I'm also showing off Did you have anybody walking around? We had people walking around high school with those things on. Oh, yeah It was on your jacket. I mean also You know, you had one jacket, you know, true. We're multiple

We were in a multiple jacket household mine was a it was a cb windbreaker. Do you remember cb? Is that too? You remember op or no OPP ocean now ocean pacific. Yeah, you do remember that was a cool when you were a kid. Yeah, really It was real hot and I had a snowboarding jacket. I think it was a Burton or so. Hmm Burton's nice. It was all right I used to Denise used to do it. All right, did she With this with the gear. Yeah patty was terrible Be out there in a lacrosse helmet

It's like catching snowballs on the lift stunk Um Yeah, but that's a big one to show you got airline money. That's good. That is good I've said too. I always feel real confident when I'm walking off a plane. I feel real important You know what I mean? Even though I'm going to stop like the Cinnabon or whatever. I'm like, all right, gotta get you know out of my way I think I'm better than everybody even though everybody's flying. They can see me I still feel like I'm better than everybody. My legs just feel weak when I don't tell them. I was in fucking 52 b

I get scared when I always take it off because I don't want anybody knowing where I've been or where I was And plus I make sure also we didn't talk about the amount of luggage you brought to california Oh my god In the world's largest pink suitcase, you gotta look your best at Hollywood one shirt every day I've what was in there bowling balls. First of all, it weighed all right. Hold on. Let's back this up No, we every time we travel we check gear. Do I have this? No Get off of that. You have two drinks two drink roll. This is empty. Damn Um

I Do as I say not as I do all right. All right. You're right. I'll follow the goddamn rules. There you go Now what were you saying? I was making fun of you if I recall Toby can we run it back? No, so every time we travel we take just Everybody takes a carry-on bag and then we have to check uh At least one bag of gear the tripod some cameras some merch and stuff like that Sometimes too plus some other things in there

Sometimes two we check two bags if we're recording podcasts on the road and we need the we need the whole setup Uh, so we're going to california. We needed the whole setup to record pods. Uh, so we packed two bag two carry-on bags Pauli texted me the night before Can I check a bag? I'm like first you own one pair of underwear and two t-shirts. Sure. You can check a bag two pair underwear Three t-shirts. He then gets there his bag. First of all, it is the world. It's like the size of a mini fridge this thing You come walking out with a pink college boy with a handle on it It's huge I had gone and it weighed more than the tripods the murt it weighed it was overweight

It was 53. I had that jean jacket in there. That thing is heavy That's like a flak jacket. Did you jump into the water with that thing? You're going straight to the bottom I stand a chance. Now. Well, here's the thing. I wanted to look my I I would end the california with the best intentions ladies and gentlemen Please be aware of that and your aunt suitcase. Yeah, that's your that's your girls, right? Yeah Yeah, man, that thing's I also lifted a ted baker bag from her too that I'm never giving up a little leather fucking backpack Oh, yeah, thanks. That's real that looks like What's her name? Yeah, that's like what you wore in clueless that thing. That's like a real fucking Hoity-toity rich girl in the 90s bag. I have that and I have my c-pat briefcase. Yeah, you look real official

As I call it the football Walking through the airport and dirty basketball shorts I Had I had gone to dxl that weekend because I wanted to look nice. I didn't want to embarrass is out there No, thanks for not trying to embarrass me Which you did on multiple occurrences Um What I saw I went I dropped a couple dropped a couple of bucks

I dropped I dropped a couple of bucks on some clothing What clothing I didn't see any of this It's not a pink t-shirt that I wore and one t-shirt. There was a couple other ones. Well, why didn't they show up? I don't I got every show. Well, I got flustered when we got thrown out of the air bnb Have reached people were commenting did fully take out more than two shirts to california And I'm like, I don't know he did check 53 pounds of luggage Dude, I made the edit of the travel and there's a whole section in the beginning

It's like us in a car us outside the airport. It's all different days on a spaceship. It's all it's all him in the same But it's just fully in the same shirt. So it cut together seamless. Yeah Man, these guys are really working now that that shirt's working overtime Man, you stink with a capital S. I brought out at least nine shirts. No, you did not. Yes. I did That's impossible. I didn't I haven't unpacked yet a classy guy. How was two weeks ago? I'll take a photograph of my of my luggage unless the kitty cat's sleeping in because she likes to smuggle in there next to daddy's stuff Anywho cut that

I brought two tommy bahama shirts I bought nine t-shirts 10 pairs of underwear 10 pairs of socks basketball shorts two workout pants How did that happen? Did they get Howard? I said best intentions My jean jacket I brought the steamer. Why didn't any of the t-shirts make an appearance? They did. I wore multiple different t-shirts I did anything on that. I wore it was the blue hawaiian one and the pink one And then I wore something else to the

Um, okay. Now we know your line Insane you hear that ladies and gentlemen in san franc. I heard you had the blue one with I had a I had a blue one and a green one. I wore the green one the first night the blue one the next Then I had the ranch shirt. You wear reversible t-shirts The ranch shirt. Yeah, that's not good to have clothes and we have to condiments, but it's the shirt It's the hawaiian shirt that I got ranch on that night I'm supposed to know that as the ranch shirt. It's not like when fucking jfk got assassinated Where were you when foley was wearing a ranch shirt? Yeah, so I had I had I brought the steamer for everybody

um I brought I also I also brought all of these things and I was I was in a car. I was in my clothes are bigger You see those shirts You asked me to hand you that jacket one time and like it was one of those things where you like It was like out of a bad movie where you don't realize how heavy something is If I can pull my back out my my jean jacket probably weighs 10 pounds Um, all right. This is from donny. Do you have a relative that lost any fingers or finger a finger or fingers at work? Yeah, my grandfather really mushed one of them

His straight flat the rest of his life too. That's bad It was a banker. It was weird What did he do textiles, right? Yeah, I got caught in some machine just mashed it man That happened a lot of people back in the day. You just crush an elbow lose an arm from the fucking elbow down That was that was like wood shop. Do they still think they still do wood shop? I don't know They've had to get rid of that. I had wood and metal shop I had a I had a kid lose his finger lost his fucking pointer finger clean off. We called him stubs Not related

His last name was stubble wits Stubby stubble wits Yeah, no, he lost it and then a kid picked it up Picked up the thing with his finger with a pencil and when like had it Well, Jason everybody. Yeah I'm locking his iphone and stuff. I think guys are ruthless Oh, I wasn't it's not you're gonna say you put it on ice try to get him to the emergency room quick. No Also, do you ever have anybody lose a tooth and then be like put it in milk and go to the dentist's office real quick

That was a big thing put it in milk. Yeah, I had a kid kerb sump himself But like he tripped he was rollerblading and went down and all right on like the corner of a curb Busted his shit wide open lost like three or four of his teeth in the front And someone's like put them in milk. So somebody threw in a fucking a big gulp of creamer and we hit the fucking brick I was gonna say you gotta talk to our guy That doesn't work. You can't put teeth back in. No, I think you can no No, you just couldn't afford it. Yeah, you can't put teeth back in your mouth. You can dude. No, I'm telling you No way. That's crazy t-bone. Give me some eyes and ears on that. He's a hundred percent right, dude. Me. Yes

Well, I mean, I'm not making the story up. No, but I Well, I'm saying why would I make what where would that fact come? It's a wives tale. So these old broads They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They're all drunk. They don't know what they're saying specific Maybe talking about some relatives Yeah, yeah, uh, the tooth must stay moist at all times either in your mouth or can be replaced Uh, or it can be replaced in the socket gross putting milk In your mouth or in your mouth next to your cheek or an emergency to keep it in your mouth Happy while showing up to the doctor. Yeah, what can I do for you?

So it's spitting them out. They're they're falling out like quarters You got molders in your teeth like it's kodiak. Why'd you use chocolate milk? Just had a curiosity My dad my dad's arm is shorter than one arm shorter than the other growth plate No, I got hit by a car when he was a kid Okay, milk truck ran him over believe it or not. Hey, listen, what wait, how did we? Yes, we had a Something had to happen. He had a crush right over by a truck. Okay And one arm shorter than the other I but that's not a that's not a medical diagnosis. I got hit by a truck. I don't know what they said asking what happened

I wasn't there. I don't know when he set his shoulder I guess they take two inches or just didn't fucking grow longer. He has something like that when it's set. It didn't grow right Okay All right, I believe just sharing. Yeah, no, I know you think I'm trying to top your milk story It seems that way. Hey, he had to put his arm in milk. I swear if I had to put his arm in ranch dressing That was a personal preference. He could have done barbecue. They said any sauce really Any cream based remulad would do um

Nobody what with fingers or anything missing but I was petrified in woodshop Somebody somebody got sliced in there. We need uh, we made like a cigar box. We can make like a box There's no way they still do that. I would have to assume that woodshop has been canceled I would assume for insurance purposes. They found some old tweets Plus for learning purposes. What are you doing with that? They were just wasting our time. No, I mean, I get it, you know I mean, we did home act. I had to like sew a bag and make a fucking bundt cake Yeah, I guess you're right. He's got a bounce a checkbook or something. You know, that's what they should have done Man, I got fucking beakers in my life. Yeah, I don't give a fuck who Franz Ferdinand was all right

How do I how do I get through a grocery store? I'm embarrassed of myself but that stuff, uh That always scared me the bandsaw because the shit was from like the 70s And a teacher was fucking checked out. He didn't give a shit They were on their last legs But we made uh signs We made uh, we made that we made um

Like an especially like an architectural project where you design a house with like styrofoam Okay, I think we did that maybe yeah, the smart kids that could do that was really cool. Mine sucked Yeah, I was like, I'm going for a playblown or something. If I could instead of square square hut terrible This is being checked out teachers. Do you ever drink with a teacher after you graduated? I think I told the story where I saw that I would see the guy at Cavanaugh's river deck down in Uh, I mean we were underage. Yeah, he was hanging out. Yeah, and he'd be like, what's up? Oh, yeah, you gotta get out of here uh, but never Never with like a teacher

No, no I assume you have. Oh, yeah Mad awkward. Yeah, I don't want to do that. I don't even I don't like that. It's like mixing fucking Work with pleasure. You know what I mean? That's what I mean fully stop dating Like keep it on the books Um, all right, this one's from pat first time long time

Do you or anyone in your family use the entire stick of butter like a glue stick to butter toast instead of spreading it with a knife? That's trash behavior. I like this move though But if it's just you if you lived alone, I feel that's okay You're talking about you unfold it like a candy bar and use it like a pencil. Yeah, that's pretty good Um, I think if you do I think I you I've been to barbecues where they just have one designated for the corn on the cob Are you rolling on there? I guess but I think I saw people like sticking it like you used a long way, you know Now we have this dish just like special this that has little spikes in it

That holds the butter down and you just roll it over there Man, I like a corn on the cob. I'll tell you that a little olive oil and salt and peppers are not bad either Okay, I knew some people that put mayonnaise on there. What do you think about that? Isn't that like the isn't that mexican corn or something like that? They put some other shit on there too Whatever, that's all right. That's spice. Yeah, Mexican corn cheese or something's on there too. It'll go hit that Little spice paprika Yeah, I don't hate it. I like that. Um, but I don't like the I don't like crumbs on my butter I gotta I keep a clean butter. Yeah, I don't like you getting melted and then look and melt it

You know what I mean? Yeah, it was in the war. Yeah, it's no good. Looks like caulk or something They put butter in the microwave how quick it melts. You had about three seconds. Yeah, it goes It's a fantastic product. Haha. What the microwave or the butter? Um, this one's just crazy. This is from jimmy two times never had a question right ever caught a ride to cut with a big lighter That sounds like real like yeah, what are you Rambo? That's great. That seemed like it would make it worse. Yeah I don't think that's there's a very there's a very small parameter of cuts Where it's like the lighter is not going to do anything or the lighter is going to make it worse

If you heated up a piece of metal and then rolled it over that I can see that But with a lighter, we got this we've gotten this question a lot to be honest with you. Yeah a lot Which I don't god that's gotta be job site shit But I mean also at the same time like I guess if you're like out in the woods or you're not I don't know that seems more fucking hillbilly to me I mean if you're in new york city and you're cauterizing yourself with a big lighter when there's a hospital or urgent care fucking at least No more than two blocks away at any time. You're just drunk. Yeah, you're just after a good day party

Yeah, that's bananas. Um This one we were kind of just talking about first time long time brian blue balls. Uh, have you ever gotten food at an airport? You landed at No, but I want to all of the time all of the time you do I want to get out of the airport get into the city see what's going on. Yeah, but we never do that That's what i'm saying. We're always so hard up for time. We usually go to lunch Yeah, but I mean it's not like just we're not in the city to see what's going on Just eat at the airport. I don't want to but if i'm hungry

They don't they don't serve you on the fucking flights anymore. The fucking biscoff cookies ain't cutting it I wanted to ask you about that. What? Uh, when we flew to france, we were served a nice meal Every time I flew to hawaii nice meal that trip out that the cali was six hours Man, that flight seemed like where the fuck was the meal? They stopped doing it domestic Really? That's wild Dude, you fly fucking you fly to europe they they serve you they're coming around every 45 minutes. Here's the drinks

Here's a coffee. Here's your meal. Here's a snack. Here's a drink again They were coming in with cups of water on that flight not even fucking bottles I don't mind the cup of water and they always hit you at the right time pretty they got a pretty timed out I got to give them that that trash can lid full of cups You're dying for anything buddy. We're gonna hit turbulence put a lid on this goddamn thing, but I'll take it They do get they do get you in a good pretzels cookies and fucking shitty coffee. Yikes That's trashed What that I don't like that not that I

The meals aren't great, but you you know, it's dinner time. Everyone's eating. Okay. You got the movie going distraction for me It's like, hey, let me focus on this fucking pasta primavera for 10 minutes So i'm not thinking about my ex's you know, I'm not thinking about my fucking demise at 33,000 feet I'm not worried about hearing an engine go or something. You know what I mean? Start remembering you're in a toothpaste 40,000 feet above the air 35,000 feet above your head son of a bitch They were staying there hard up for pilots these days. They're very understood a lot of pilot fatigue Really? Yeah, a lot of pilots. They want to hire like 20,000 new pilots like in the next couple of months

Yeah, maybe you can get your wings Think I could yeah, I would never do that I see I get a seat because I see the I see the instagram videos that i'm landing the plane and it's not just like It's doing like this shit and that they're landing a plane get the fuck out of here now Don't we have computers for that shit? It should be able to land itself Okay, just saying they're like to the guys above going back and forth a lot crap It's scary. What's the windows too small? That is so weird to me What can't we get a fucking bigger window on this fucking goddamn thing?

It's like a snowstorm and you only scraped off the a little hole so you could see out of They get out of the plane quick too. They're never up there. I always want to say hey, man, thanks They're a long gone. I want to talk to a big fat mouth breather Hey jim that fat ass and 38 38 c say good job Hmm No, I know you mean they skedaddle right quick sometimes they'll hang around or like the b squad hangs around Sometimes there's a guy there, you know I want the captain

Who was on the stick? They're looking to talk to the raider guy The guy the guy controlling a radio. Hey buddy fucking put on drake playlist and keep it moving. Will you I handle the ac get out of my face Let me talk to the cowboy. Will you? Who dropped us in from 20,000 feet over st. Louis. That's what I'm looking All right, let's do one or two more and then we got a skedaddy Mike g first time a long time I've ever been to a wedding where instead of a flower girl a friend tosses out The airplane bottles a liquor to the crowd before the bride walks out

That is next level trash. I thought you were gonna say the dog comes down the aisle That's a tough look too, but I kind of If they play ball if the flower girl or the or the ring bearer plays ball and they're good It's okay, but sometimes you get these bozo kids They're crying they're wandering around. They're spilling the flowers. Yeah putting on a show here. Let's go Oh, where are we doing the wedding? We got the whole infield of the day 10 to 500 I'd be a good time. It would be good. Why the race is going on Do you ever he's got the headphones on?

Looks like you're landing a plane That's pretty There goes june you're in the corner It's Uh, that's pretty trashy. What the airplane bottles a liquor at a wedding. What do you think? Yeah, that's tough It's like The thing with trash is like we're all trash obviously, but you gotta try a little like you don't need that That's just like we're being trashy just to be trashy

You know what I mean? Can I ask you this buddy? I'm right here as a friend. Sure Um, if you guys ever decided that you would have kids Would you do one of those bozo? gender reveals no Not not you don't have to film it Well, why am I doing it if toby if t-bones not there? I'm not fucking not wasting the man hours This is content. You would never do one of those. No, I think I would want to know Just fucking tell me have the fucking you know those things are a guy with the magnifying glass

They've led the forest fires people getting hurt. Oh, yeah, this that nobody wants to be there Does it when you look at other other people in the video? They're like, all right The guy hits the wrong one does this does that that shit's real trash. It's also like nobody gives a fuck Unless it's like the mom the aunt whatever like close but like The fucking brother-in-law don't care. Uh, that's a bad look. Don't do that if you're out there Stop fucking doing that or if you do it do a small circle with the with your loved ones don't film it and put it on Fucking instagram. Mm-hmm. Um, also, what do I know? Not much not much

Um, all right, let's do two more then we'll skedaddle p. Robinson first time long time went at the beach as a kid Do you ever dig a hole to china? Fuck? Yeah Never got there, but I tried. Oh, yeah. Yeah, plus I was the I was too scared of the water Won't you hit the water? No, I was too scared of the water to go in there by myself As a little kid to go in the water by yourself. So my dad had to dig me a fucking a little you were a whole kid Yeah, I was in the hole Whoa, yes fragile freddy mermin In the woods sitting on the dirt. Yeah sitting in the fucking fucking pee in myself sitting in a hot fucking puddle

Yeah, I was a big puddle kid You don't say I played a lot of puddles. All right. I like a good puddle like a good like baseball field puddle Not bad Yeah I uh We Yeah, of course, you know, you would try that you would think you know, I don't know if I was ever really on target to hit it I don't know, you know where I would have ended up if I got deep enough

Uh, just it would just fill up with water It's because it would to beat the waters underneath there Yeah, Magellan, I know I don't know. I don't know how deep you went. What? That's why you can't build on sand. This is water. Sure We're learning and you're really pulling out all the stops today. Um I don't know if I ever said this but my one I think I might have my one cousin I was at the beach with them and they would wait for everybody to leave and take their holes

So like if we were sitting here, right me and you were together, uh-huh And you know T-bones over there digging a hole digging a big hole him and his dad or whatever when t by five o'clock six o'clock Whenever the beach starts letting off T-bone and his dad leave Me and you pick up our chairs our blankets our towels our toys and go over there and steal this It's your start digging more just playing in the hole But like relocate the whole family and then like when a bigger one opens up 20 feet away you go after that

You send it out scouts. I felt like a poacher, dude. It didn't feel right. We got a four footer down But it definitely we didn't fucking earn this first of all, all right It was real weird. That was a fun time though. That's a fun time And also, uh, it was big in the foley house in the winter after the snow plow came through and made a little mountain Oh, you think I did glow in there. Oh man. There was a lot of gi joe special operations going on in that fucking mountain Touching your wee wee a lot Yeah, good stuff. Well, we got to wrap it up here gang. Listen. We fucking love you to death Thank you for everything come out and see a live show

We're having a good time out there and we will see you next week. Peace