Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Steve Gerben Returns!

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and actor Steve Gerben! You know Steve Gerben from Stand Up Comedy, Gilly and Keeves, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Flagrant podcast, No Bad Lies, Look at Dish, Stuff Island podcast, Son of a Boy Dad, RoneDotCom, Delco Proper, Late Night with Seth Meyers and so much more! Check out the new season of Tires! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after they grow up to be classy. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash.

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of tires season three is out right now on Netflix give it up for Steve Gervis All right thank you Thank you for having me back Has an artichoke pizza on its way Ladies and gentlemen yes First time ever A first time ever in the studio

Well because I wanted to time it out And I don't want to not eat it Okay Listen I what is your first temperature on that. That's like what a rapper would do. Like, hey, I'm coming in, by the way, I'm getting some pizza. I got to be honest, it just gives me more respect for him. Gerb, Gerbs moves the way he moves and it's fantastic.

He does. His own pace. For anybody unfamiliar, I guess that's the camera I'm looking at it. I just scanned five cameras. Where's my close-up? It's, there's a, I guess, so there's a pizza place in Manhattan called Ardichoke and they make this white pizza that is. Artichoke pizza.

Is that what it is? Mm-hmm. I don't even know what I'm eating. It's for college shicks on the weekend They eat that and then throw it up No one gets it at noon on a Wednesday Yeah, it is a... That's a Gerby move

It's a drunk slice Is it? Yeah, I mean, I think, I don't think it started as that I think it was like a good artisanal Zah Yeah And then they've opened up more locations And like it's there's one on Bleaker Street Or McDougal's check

Yeah, I could never eat it Because I always see it thrown up on the side of it Well, I mean, we're going to try it Yeah, no, for sure. I'm in. How did you, so he comes in and he goes, hey, by the way, there's pizza again delivered at 1250. It's noon right now. So that's, and we run an hour, so that's perfect.

Sure. Which I said, did you get a whole pie? And he said, yes. And I was like, you're going to take it home. And he's like, no, maybe we'll all eat it. But I know that's not true. You're bringing that back to a certain person. No, if I was bringing it back to a certain person, it would be me.

And, and it's, yeah, I mean, maybe I'll take a slice home. But it is incredibly filling. and you know So you're not going to want to eat more than one Right I don't have like one and a half Maybe one later but then you know It's just too much Yeah well I think it's a very sweet

I mean sometimes people have come in and be like oh there's pastries Or here's this or whatever so I you know I think it's a very very nice move When I go to Delaware I get a grotto pizza and bring that back Is that right? Yeah you know grotto pizza No No

It stinks I'm an art of jubes Everybody about everybody knows that about Gervis I think a very good way to start off. You're coming here. You're a guest here. You're bringing a gift. Let's say you were coming. I was having a dinner party.

He wasn't bringing a gift. He got enough for everybody. That's what I'm saying. I think you can only order a large pizza. I know, but you could have stopped and got a slice. Or you could have went afterward. Fair enough.

Fair enough. But H is sniffing this out correctly. He's a totally soft of smooth. I was trying to be nice to the guy. All right? You don't have to be. It's a girby move. and I respect it.

Well, it's creepy about it. I'm joking. I'm joking. He's bringing art of choke pika back to his friend, back to his lady. Truly, I'm not. I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean. Yeah. I would, if she, I'm not.

He's busted cold. They do slices. They do. Yeah. Huh, I'm surprised. He's broad enough for the class. That's all I'm saying is he's brink. Maybe, maybe, listen, there's a byproduct of him.

of having to order a pie, which apparently you do not have to, is pizza for the client. Which I think is a nice move. Awesome. And we appreciate it. Great. Now I feel my pizza invitation was just revoked although I agree with you.

What? If you were going over someone's house for dinner, right? Someone invited you over, maybe just single, a couple, whatever. Are you showing up empty-handed? Do you showing up with something? Typically empty-handed. Yeah. Which we learned is the smart move. Is it?

Is it? Is it? Is it? You don't bring wine because you don't know what they're serving. You don't bring dessert. Was that the same? Yeah. She said bring flowers or champagne.

But that's not empty handed. No, I know. Okay. But don't bring the typical stuff or bring nothing is what she said. That was the first thing she said. Okay. And if you're going to bring something, bring flowers or champagne. Or artichoke pizza.

That's actually, yeah, flowers or champagne. That sounds. Have you ever done that? No. No, you've never done it. No. Do you do a lot of dinner parties? Of course not.

See, I could have saw that maybe. Yeah, right? Really? Hang it out. You got the country club friends, you know? You're robin elbows. You're a suburban, baby. No, that is a, that's a transactional most, I mean, not that I don't really like some of the guy.

I really like some, but there's no dinner parties going on. Okay. Yeah. I'm not a dinner party guy. That would sort of, I don't like to eat and talk. Weird to show top podcast with a pizza, then. I'm going to eat it afterwards I will watch you eat it

and I will go right That's how you know It's good right I'm going to like I'm spitting it out That's funny Do you ever but I feel like you know You're eating First of all and you know

It's like I eat disgusting So I have this problem Where I pack Yeah I pack my cheeks Like a chipmunk Yeah me too Do you do it? I chew with my mouth open

And I get yelled out of love I mean I'm a slob I spit stuff Yeah And it's like you know, we're too old to... I've tried to just put small portions in my mouth and swallow them.

And then I start thinking about... Look even weirder. Yes. And it just feels like really small. Yeah. And it throws off my rhythm. I think when people, when I try to think about slowing down and not putting so... It's like, then that's all I'm thinking about. I'm going, how long have I been chewing? Is this too much?

And then I'm going, I'm so out of it. This is so not enjoyable. Like the way Europeans eat. Very slow. My wife stinks. A dinner party I could do once or twice. That's performative. You got to go in there and work the table and shit.

But to do that all the time, I don't know how people do it. No, me neither. Yeah. And I wouldn't think with the boys, but maybe outside friends in the neighborhood or whatever. So you don't mix and mingle with any of them? No, I like eating over a sink, standing up, just. I know. This guy's moving.

That's got a lot going on. Yeah. But the kids in a neighborhood know you, you said. They cut through your yard. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. I don't have a dinner party.

Why did you? That's old man, Gervyn's place. No. That's funny. Okay. Are you doing coffee in the morning? Can't beg you as a coffee guy. Oh, you bet wrong.

Wow. Big time coffee guy. Big time coffee guy. Big time coffee guy. Makes it at the house. Horty toty coffee guy now. High class, I guess you'd say. Hit it.

Hit me. Nespresso machine. Love it. I kept saying. I want a switch. Yeah. We've been talking about that since L.A. Mm-hmm.

Really? Because I said, you know, I'm a drip guy. And this is, you don't need to be spending the money. and then every time I'd run out of the pods, I'd go, let me just get one more round of pot. And now I said, that's it. I'm spending the money. It's superior to a Carrick.

Yeah. For sure. I suppose. Well, I think the idea is it runs through metal. There's more metal than plastic. The curing is very plastic. There's this new thing I want to try these frozen pellets. Okay.

And you pour hot water of them in that. It's supposed to be supposedly the best. At least that's what Instagram tells me. None of us have seen them. We think Kevin's crazy. I am slightly losing. Yeah. But yes, morning coffee guy, that, you know, little hazelnut cream and then a poop. Gentlemen.

Also oatmeal. Oh, I haven't done that oatmeal in a while. Really? Really disgusting, or so I've been told, breakfast, I do peas and rice, mozzarella cheese, eggs. What are you a sick dog? That's crazy. Gotcha. Peas and rice.

Start over. And how did, okay. You're making peas in the morning, or they're made in. They're frozen peas. But you're heating them up. Yeah. In a pot or the microwave? In a pan.

You're heating frozen peat. You put water in there? You're sauteing? No, I put it. Is the rice already done? We gotta slow down with the question. Take me through the process. All right.

So the rice gets made once every four days, let's say. Okay. Okay. So boom. Pan, a little bit of oil, frozen peas, the rice. Okay. Stirring a little bit until it heats up. Two eggs, egg whites.

Oh, eggs. All right. Yeah. And then mozzarella cheese. and then we're just mixing and doing what have you. Like a fried rice almost. Yeah. And.

Yeah. I don't hate it. It's more of a less. It's just slightly odd. Yeah. He led with peas. If you want to do, I do, I do eggs and rice. You didn't mention the eggs at first.

I thought I did. But what's wrong with peas? That's the, that's been the sticking peas. Peas in the morning? What time do you eat breakfast? Good point. It could be new. If it's new?

Oh, he's up early. There's no, dude. I think people, it's all a little off putting to people because. Have you ever read peas in the morning? I'm sure I have, probably at some point, but it's not on a menu at IHop. You can't go, oh, and I'll do the bake. I want to sub the bacon for a side of peas. No one's ever said that.

Fair enough. Uh-huh. But it makes the cooking process easy. Sure. Why is that? Because I feel like, you know, if we're talking about the frosting broccoli, It's like, we're going to be here. He went with another, he went with another green produce, which, like, I thought he's going to go baking.

Who went to mess? Sausage links. Sure. Who's got time for patties? Get some veg in there. That's why we love you. Very unique guy. I dig it.

Like the espresso move, plus Clooney backs it. Is that right? Did you know, you didn't know that? I think I did know that. Oh, that's one of the reasons why I like it. I feel like Clooney. He's not drinking a carrot. We did it because we've been curate guys.

but then we got to the house we stayed in LA had it and we had no choice but to man by the second or third day we were all like I like the one with a little flop in the top They were like are using the purple Because there was like an assortment We were like using a green one try the gold We were all over it.

Yes That's it. We're getting one for in here One criticism was it doesn't get hot That doesn't stay that hot Interesting. I didn't notice it So I drink mine with a silicone straw because my teeth absorb the coffee like nobody's business. And I kind of just, I get it in me.

Just suck it in it. More than enjoy it. I get it in me. Whoa. That makes the peas even weird. What's a silica? Silicons are supposed to restrawls as well. Like a man eater.

It's not plastic, I suppose. Gotcha. How many of those straws do you have? I got an assortment. Assortment, yeah. You don't got metal ones? I, but no, not the metal ones. Because the, the, the silicone ones, you got to.

I got it. A little bit. A softer. Yes. Softer on the tooth. Yes. You do not good teeth though. Thank you.

Are you been told that your teeth absorb the coffee more so than a normal person? No, no. They, if like, you know, I go for a dental cleaning and I drink coffee regularly, I'll get a line on my teeth. Hmm. Just is what it is. He's a very calculated guy. Yeah. How often do you go to the dentist?

Once every, or twice a year. Really? Yeah. Every season. It's last time you go to dentist, Kippie. Luke? I actually, my mom paid for a while. one for like six months ago.

They just texted me again. You don't have dental? We got it now. It was before that kicked in. You got dental? What the fuck am I paying for? I think you do. Nice.

Yeah. You hear that? Kids got dental. We're doing all right over here. It's Patreon. It's a Patreon. Um, okay.

Congrats on season three, obviously. Yes. Thank you very much. And congrats to you in it. I know you haven't seen it yet. Thank you for having me. You are so good. Oh, stop.

And we're so lucky to have you. Shane texting me how funny you are. Dude, you're going to, I don't want to know, but you're going to love it. I think, you know. I saw bits of pieces. Of course I'm going to love it. The first two episodes we saw at the premiere blew me away. Oh, that's awesome.

The scope of the world, the way everything tied in together, the beats. I mean, that place was popping. Bang, bang, bang with the last. That's McKeever. Yeah. Yeah. He is just doing what we all knew he could do. And it's so cool.

Yeah. But to do that, John is a genius for sure. Yeah. You and Shane, your relationship and those characters have really solidified and come together and are so perfect with each other. Very odd couple. It feels great. Yeah. It's good stuff.

Yeah. Very excited for everybody to see it. Yeah. Heard great, great things from everybody involved. Everybody's like, it's a home run. Awesome. Huh. All that aside.

Yes. You got to find out if you're a dirt bag or not. Sure. His peas in the morning. P's in the morning. I've never heard that. What appliances are on the kitchen counter right now? You've got the Nisproso.

Do you have a toaster, a micro? What's on the counter? Going completely crazy with that. I don't keep anything on the counter. The Nispros is like in the, I have like a tiny little table in the laundry room. I just keep it there. You keep the coffee machine in the laundry room? Yeah.

What else is in the laundry room? It's like a doctor's office. There's a microwave. there. You keep the pot. I knew. No one stops at the coffee pie. Urban.

It makes sense when you see it. I put my socks in there. How much am I honestly microwaving? Sure. I'm going to have this thing that I don't think looks great. It's out of sight. Just put it in there.

And then I said, well, you know, there's room for the espresso. And so now I just have like a psycho's kitchen. That's just not like. It's just empty. Pretty much. But that's the style of these things.

Keep it clean. Yeah. Is it? Minimalistic. Yeah. Well. I respect that Put the microwave in the laundry room

Yeah Huh That's A restaurant style Back of the house I'll show you a picture I'll send you a picture I don't think it's as weird

It may be It's a I mean It's gonna have to be How many steps from the kitchen Great question Three Eight That's pretty far though

Eight Eight Eight It's sort of like kitchen Dining table Laundier room Is it a nice laundry room No

How old is the washer and dryer? A washer and dryer is like five years old. Okay. Are they stacked or next to each other? Stacked. It's an organized laundry room. It's not like, you know, the kind that smells differently than the rest of the house. Smells a coffee.

Right. Is there a bathtub sink in there? What are they called? Stationary tub. There is a half bath in there. Oh. Yeah. Wait, a half bath in the laundry room?

Yeah, with the walls around it. There's a toilet and a sink. Is it separated by a door in the lawn? So I walk into the laundry room. Yes. And then there's- Through a door. Grab a cup of coffee.

Eat up some leftover. Artichoke pizza. And then there's another door to get to the bathroom or it's all in one room. Correct. There's another door. Does that lead to a garage? There's another door to the garage. It's somewhat of a larger laundry room.

It's more like a mudroom maybe. Mudroom. Mudroom would be a better way to just do it. Yeah, mudraud. With a microwave. Final answer mudrave. It's a microwave, my cat tree, you know, there's a whole setup. Are there shoes in there?

No, I keep my shoes in the garage. Before you go in. Yeah. Is there a rack or are they just like, is there a pile of shoes? How many, what's that like? There is a rack and then there are auxiliary shoes. What if you go through the front door, which I've only ever seen you use? Granted, that's only been a couple of times.

Yeah, just like kick them off wherever. Okay. All right, Garbin. This guy's squirrelly. From the outside, the house looks normal. Thank you. But then you go in, I imagine Willie Wonka lives there. No, it's, I, I respect it.

You got, you know, I can see in the bay window, your chair. You got your chair. Yeah. Do I? Yeah, like a lounge. Oh, no, no, no. Because that was just, I've been snoop around his house. That was set dressing.

What? Really? Yeah, they changed out my entire living room to look like a different living room. Oh, I didn't know you filmed in there? Yeah. That's a little extra paycheck. for Gerbys. Oh, well, yeah.

Smart man, I like to hear it. Spread that around. Spread it around. Spread it around. Okay. Do you have an electric toothbrush? Of course. Do you ever use it when it's not charged?

Yes. Okay. Great question. I'm surprised. God. By the way, my favorite things you guys did, and I go back and rewatch it. I still can't figure out the wording, but it's about

Gatorade. What's your favorite flavor? You said to color. Yeah, you said to color. Was it a yellow, classy, but you said the color of trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like one of the first, that's like such an indicator. It's so funny.

You ever have a key in a rock, you know, the fake rock growing up? When was the last time you were on a boat? I would love to be on a boat. Go to a couple dinner parties, you might get invited. Yeah, yeah. Can you remember the last time? Can I remember that it was probably a fairy. I would have to assume

You were like Oh you're crossing the channel or something Yeah What ferry would you be taking? Delaware Oh yeah maybe No to Liberty Staten Island Ferry

Statue Liberty Oh okay You saw the Statue of Liberty recently No No that's why I can't remember I have actually Have you? Yeah I went like to last year

Two years ago Oh Does it It's fine Okay It's great How what's it like Yeah

Yeah, you just zip by. I didn't go there. Okay. I'm not an asshole. You just zip by it. Oh, you didn't go on? You didn't get off? No.

No, so you didn't go. I'm fucking live here. I'm not going to the Statue of Liberty. So you didn't really go. You drove by it. Yeah. Very misleading. Uh-huh.

Hey, I'm not on trial here. There's a lot of lies being told at this table. This guy's microwave and stuff in his bathroom slash laundry room where he keeps his shoes. Are all your screens intact in the house? Anything ripped? The screens in a window. Oh, they're intact. Gentlemen.

Do you change those every season, the storm windows to the, the screens? No. No storm windows. I don't believe so. You should think about getting some. Save on heating. Okay.

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That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P.com slash garbage. Do it. Do it. I don't think we did this to correct me if I'm wrong. Who was the most famous person you met growing up? I think it was like Dave something or other from Accuweather. Dave Thomas?

Dave, Hurricane Schwartz. No, Dave something else. Yeah, but I think that was it. I think it was Dave Thomas. The good-looking guy kind of with the blonde hair slick back? I was incredibly young. I don't. Dave Dombeck?

No, that's not. Action News, Philly. Dave. I think it's Thomas. No, that's the Wendy's guy. Yeah. Well, it wasn't Jim Gardner, so it doesn't really count. It certainly was not Jim Gardner.

Jim Gardner, Vernon Odom, and Dave Roberts. Dave Roberts. Dave Roberts lives in my neighborhood. I grew up near him. A few, a few neighborhoods down. I thought about that. I think I went to school with his daughter. No shit.

Those people make a lot of cash. That's just a lot of Tyson's kicked up. I'm a bike of him of me too. Okay. It kicked up. I feel like he's doing another show and checks in something. Caked up. These guys are good.

I just love language like that. Like I learned about dog walking somebody. What's that? Oh, you don't know that? It's like if you beat somebody really bad, it's like. Fucking dog walk. Yeah, you got dog walked. Never heard that one.

It's wonderful. I'll have to start using that like it's my own. Around the younger crowd. Yes. Co-opped. What's the last time you stole? I don't think I have. ever stole.

See that? Yeah. I knew that. Good guy. Gerbys don't steal. I mean, let's see. Yeah. You know, maybe something from Amazon.

I got a pair of shoes from Amazon and then they said. Somebody's porch? No. Oh. Porch pirate. But you know, it was like one of those. One of those, I didn't get them. So they refunded me the money and then I got them.

Ooh. That's all fair. Loved and that. Yeah. That's how they operate, which is crazy. Yeah. I like how that. Hangs, you know, morally he felt like this is a little dirt.

This isn't, you know, but I respect it. Have you ever clap on a plane landed? Probably. Really? Doesn't like the fly, girl. Right. No, I think I'm getting better. That's good.

Yeah. Any vacations since the last time we saw you? No. He haven't gone anywhere. No. You play golf? Down the shore at all? That's like a vacation.

Yeah, no. Have you traveled to go play golf? No. You really just play your course? course. Well, and then, yeah, if there's like ones in the area or something, yeah. What's the last time he was here? Like six months ago? Yeah, it was a year ago. Yeah, it was

a last season. You haven't taken a vacation? No, where am I going? I don't know, the beach? I went to the beach for a day. Where? Margate. Margate? Very nice. Drove down and drove back? Yeah. Oh, that's trash. It's sandy. It sucks. That's crazy. Shoebe shit. Crazy. Real shooby shit. A wet bathing suit on the AC expressway.

One of those guys showering. That's a rash waiting to happen. Showering at the end of the beach. Putting your shoes on. But we just went to Charleston for the premiere. That's work. That's... I'll give you that.

Did you stay for a couple extra days? Did you leave on Sunday? I left immediately. He said he left first thing Sunday. And you had pizza. You didn't even go out to eat down there. We went down to eat. That's a restaurant city.

Did you go to Fort Sumner? No. Well, you know, I got a lot going. I got a lot going. Okay, I think you're doing a nice vacation Is there anywhere you would want to go? No. No.

Where should I go? I don't know. What do you like to do? Golf? Okay. I mean, like, the Carolinas are great for golf. Calm Springs? Fair enough.

But then it's like, I got to. I'm surprised like no golf trip because that's big now. Like, you know, you see guys, a bunch of, bunch of guy. Hawaii. Yeah, going on. Not even that. I mean, you go. Pinehurst is down and.

Go play Pinehurst. You got to carry those clubs, though. I can't imagine. Exactly. You got to. And you look like an idiot walking through the airport. Yeah. I don't know.

Listen. Listen, I'm not convincing you. I wish I was the type of person that wanted to travel. I have the type of brain currently. Maybe that'll change as I get better at flying. That wants to see other stuff. But every time I go somewhere new, I just go, I don't care. I get it.

Yeah. Okay. I'll give you that. Do a road trip. You like driving? No. Sorry, I didn't mean to be that aggressive at you. I like it.

I love it. He needs to be slapped around a little bit. Okay. Hmm. I have a question. Maybe not an artichoke pizza because it's creamy. But say you got a regular pizza delivered to the house. You don't finish it.

You're going to have it the next day. Do you put it in the fridge or do you put it in the oven in the box and let it sit overnight? Fridge. Really? Yeah. Take it out of the box and put it in tinfoil? Wait, I'm crazy? That's crazy that you thought he would not do.

You thought he would leave. But you're on the same page as me. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Wait, you really just leave it in the box. Yeah. It's fine. It's going to be good.

You can have a cold in the morning. It becomes a different product than next day. Sure. Interesting. I'm not, listen, I'm not for it, but it happens and it's fine. Why don't you take it out of the box and put it in tinfoil, it gets weird when it's like two slices, that's my mom's move. Yeah?

Hate it. But you gotta, refer to you to slow down bacteria. Yeah, you're rolling the dice a little bit. Sure. But there's nothing in me that can't handle that. It's in the oven. Totally agree. It's like there's flies in everything. Yeah.

Maybe I'll live on the edge a little, do that? No, you won't. No. No, I'm just trying to fit in with you guys. I'm trying to seem like a hard ass in front of my friends. Yeah. Do you still own any DVDs? I'm just checking.

It looks like there's a door dash. Message from your dashers. It looks like there's some issue at the pizza par. They're waiting for the order. There we go. Waiting for the order. I do not own DVDs. No DVDs.

No. Any collection of any. Like, is there anything you're, you feel, you're not even a collection, but. Yeah. I acquired this. Feels really stupid. But there was this one toy that I had growing up that it's called like a Rumble. rock, rumble and roll.

It was like a little truck. Okay. Rumble rock truck. Anyway, you would like pull the, pull a little string. It would start the ignition. Rumble rock and roll. Yeah.

Or something like that. And I'm getting the wording wrong. I could look it up for you actually. Because then I did, there was three that they offered. Is it the van? I just freaked out. So I had the red truck and then I ordered the van.

And I'm thinking about ordering the blue Jeep just to complete the collection. Did you have the whole set when you were a kid? No, I only had the red one. I got to be honest, a bunch of vibrators are coming up when you put Rumble and Roll Toy. Flex and Ben, the rubble, rumble, do a rumble, rumble want. That was the one thing I thought. You get it on eBay? Yeah.

What that set you back? It was like $90. Okay. That's good. Yeah. That's a nice little. Min condition? It was misleading.

They said it was misleading. He was gently used. Stupid, like cover of it. came off. Should I look it up or no? Yeah, go for it, of course. I'd love to get eyes on this. I can multitask. Yeah. Do you show it? Like, is it out, like on a shelf? It's in the laundry room. It's displayed. It's displayed with other, like, figurines from my child. Where at? On a bookshelf? In the living room? The den, yes. In the den. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Is that different from the living room? I think so. Do you step down into the den by any chance? No.

No. Is there a TV in there? Yes. Is there a TV in the living room? No. Really? That's old school of you. That's wild. I mean, that's wild. I mean, buy again. Oh, buy it. No, no, no. Hang on.

Oh, yeah, here's a couple shirts that didn't work out. Off eBay? Off eBay? Rock and rollers. Tommy Rip Rock and Rollers. Monster truck. I never heard of it. Was this in the 90s?

Yeah. Or 1988. Sorry, the 80s. Hmm. Okay. Let's see. Oh, yeah. I remember that specifically, the package.

Yeah. Rip rock and rollers. I remember that. Yeah. What one is it? What color? Well, so the only one that I don't have right now is the blue jeep. I didn't know you had acquired multiple.

Well, I had the red ones since childhood. Acquired the... Got you kept that one all the way through? Yeah. I just, something about that toy. I loved it. Damn. That's really cool.

What, you said other, uh, not trinkets. I forget the other word. Figuring. Figuring. You mean action. figures? No, like eagles, like, what were those you know, football bobbleheads? No, not the bobbleheads. What the fuck were they called? They would come in the little like,

like major leagues or something like that. People would collect them. The box with the clear plastic in the front. You know what we're talking about? I know. They were like in position. Yes. Yeah. It's like a Reggie White and Jerome Brown. Great ones. Yeah. Great ones. I tried you don't remember. They had a specific name. You got anything, Luke? That's going to be probably a tough one to get. No, they were huge. Interesting. Huh.

Display. You ever play with it? No. Urban. No, I mean, when like my nephew, you know, like for the toys, yeah, but no, nothing. Oh, you know what I did get recently was a pellet gun. Really? You had one growing up, didn't you?

Yeah. Yeah. And talked about it. And I just got it's, yeah. What are you doing with it? Shooting cans. But now I just bought like a target thing. In the backyard? Yeah.

It's actually very. fun to do. Is there any, is there a house behind you or no? No. Okay. That's safety first. Would you ever shoot a squirrel or a brown dog or anything like that? Even if they were a new, what about a possum? No, no. No. Scum? Possums? No. Wolf?

Absolutely not. No. A possum can get it. No, they're the sweetest. What? Possums? No. You should look of possums. They are, they take, they like, they're great. Animals and they don't attack people. They just make a crazy face if you Yeah, they look weird.

Yeah, yeah. Hit you with that. No things. Hmm. Ah. All right. Have you ever gone to a high school reunion? No.

No plans either. That's not your cup of tea. Okay. What high school did you go to? Conestoga. Can we check a... No, it does. It sounds like a fact-checking it.

Do we find out if you're in the notable alum on Wikipedia? Do you know if you are? Oh, I may be because my friend, Dan, listened to this last time and then went there to try and add, I think. There we go. What was the last time he went to a trivia night? See if Dan's got any swag. He does. Steve Gervin.

Let's go. Right below actor, producer, writer right below Todd Glass. Ah, you went to high school with Tom Glass? The same high school as. Of course. Yeah, yeah. Trivia night. Trivia night was.

Yeah, probably not too long ago. Really? Yeah. That you'll do socially. Yeah. Well, so this, my girlfriend at the time, I played with her and her friend. and I won the, you know, funniest name of the night thing. Which was what?

Nancy Pelosi's big fat tits because it was like when that titty pick of her came out. And then I was in the bathroom. I thought it was going to be clever or something. So on the nose. And I was in the bathroom when they won. There was just two women. That's good. Are you good at trivia?

Horrible. Hmm But that's something you do socially The heavy lifting I will do it socially Yeah It's not I don't seek it out to do it Yeah with the ladies' friends

I think I'd rather blow my brains out I gotta be honest I enjoy a good quiz though Really? Always have How do you play you a couple It's just the reason To get drunk on a Tuesday

Pain of a bird Usually drink specials You go there It's like dollar beakers or something I don't like the people it attracts Who's in a track? Yeah What type of people

Guys that eat peas for breakfast Nancy Pelosi's big fat tits When you watch TV do you have the closed captioning on I do I try to turn it off everybody that I've watched it with always seems to want it on Interesting Kevin how do you feel about that

My wife is English and second language So I'm just on now all the time Very true I just have to live with it Have you ever won a chain wallet Sure definitely Really What years are we talking?

Probably early 90s That was your style Well not I was trying to fit in Yeah I did it as well For a little bit Yeah It's probably something I bought

At the beach Then I had a Zippo lighter I would like you know You'd come back with trinkets Did you smoke? No You just had a Zippo on you They were big

Dude early Not branding was fucking They must have got An influx of private equity Cash Yeah they did come back You can learn to like Snap it open

And snap What beach did you grow up going to Ocean City New Jersey Shout out To do it. The chatter box? What's that? You don't know the chatterbox?

No. What is that? Sounds like a place you dance in the 1950s. The chatterbox. It's a famous diner in Ocean City. They don't serve peas there. Fair enough. Interesting fella.

Will you send a Venmo request if someone owes you money? No. Who's going to owe money? I don't know. If you go play around the golf or somebody, like, I got it. Just Venmo me? Yeah, no. Would you just pick it up?

Yeah. Ask about it? Yes. Huh. When's the last time he picked up dinner? Picked up dinner? He's picking up lunch right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's great. I mean... If you go to dinner, you usually picking up to check? How many people are we talking? He's going to have to pick up dinner. What day is it? Is everybody bringing their girlfriends? What's happening?

Another couple? Another couple? Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Does it depend on me? That feels like I know. Well, I haven't done a couple date. And frankly, I would really...

Heels in the mud about doing it. About going on the date. Yeah, yeah. You don't like a double date. Don't like a double date. What if you knew both of the other couple? Yeah, then. It's never the case, though.

What's that? Knowing both of them. I feel like it would be rare. Yeah. You're going with Lori and her husband. You remember him. Right, right. He stinks.

Whoever he is. All right. Hmm. Interesting. Obviously, is there any faux paws on the golf course that really tick you off? Slow play. Slow play. That's it.

Will you have a comment? Will you, will you, will you play through? Well, I mean, if offered. But I might, I might gesture in a way. What's that look like? Slap in his arms. Let's go. I don't go on a full arm flap, but I might go like.

Oh, hands. Like that. Wait, do it. Go it again. From the T to the green? Well, I'm up there. going to see us. So they're in the fair way.

They're in the fair way. And you're on the T-Boss. Yeah, and I might have my head up a little bit, you know, sort of. That's not enough. I'm not going to go full arm flap. I'm not going to do confrontational. What's considered slow peg, Luke? You got to be keeping up with the guys.

Ready-golly. Yeah, you got to be. You know it when you see it. Yeah. Would you complain to the starter? No. I would, I would, in the group, I would be like, Should we complain?

Should we? Trying to draw up votes. Hey, listen, I think these guys, I did the head nods twice. They didn't pick up on it. I think it's intentional. I'm on TV and upset. Is there, should be? Is there someone that can help me?

Is my assistant here? That's great. Okay. Are you the kind of guy, if you see a tea in like the tea box, will you pick it up and keep it? If I need it. If you need it. Yeah.

What about boys? Balls. Will you take balls? Sure. Really? Yeah, because I have a little like a shag bag at home. Bucket of balls. Yes. Huh.

Just to like chip around out back. And I think an animal's taking some of them. It's that goddamn possum. He's why you got the pelican. Did you take them out? Okay. Do you have the thing? You have the shag bag to pick the balls up?

I do. That's real. That's, I knew a guy who had that. My mom's boss had that at one point. Do you have the super long stick where you can get the balls out of the water? No. Okay. Yeah. I wanted to get that.

And I was told explicitly. That is trash. Telescoping dirtbag ball getter. They're still good. Yeah. That was, I worked at a country club and that was, I would just steal the range bowl. I mean, they would, they'd pull the lake or whatever. Yeah, every once in a while they would do it, right?

Yeah. Two times a season or whatever. And then I would just, I had a trunk full of just stolen range balls. It's great. Which, which one? North Hampton Country Club. Okay. In a Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

All right. I was always petrified. out of the pond on the golf course. Yeah. There's something in there. Really? I don't know. It just looks murky.

I wouldn't go in that shit. It's just goosha. It is. Very true. Yeah. It's enough to keep me away. That's it. I'm done.

If you went to a diner and they had mints out front, how many mince do you think are acceptable to take before it's too much? He's not touching them. I could see him. I could see him. For sure. Not the old, the rocky ones. Yeah.

The wrapped. I would, here's it. I would say one per person, and then maybe, you know, one extra just is having your pocket. Yeah. Very good. Okay, you should have a big business meeting coming up. You take a toothpick? If they offer them, sure.

Okay. I get food wedged in there rapidly. The word choice, wedged in there rapidly is like, I love it. It's like it's rhythmic. Uh, well, you just, I, this has to be a, no. Will you send food back at a restaurant? No matter what. No matter what.

I mean, if it's a totally different order. Sure. If they give you the tilapia. I think there was a miscommunication. I didn't fucking order this. Can you get to start? Get back there and get your shit together. Okay.

Well, you point at a menu of your order. Like, I'll do the chicken parmesan. Almost always. Almost always. This is the last time we were to a restaurant. Not. Never. No, no, I do.

Westchester, Pennsylvania is great restaurants. You'll go out to dinner. Yeah. With one other person or maybe yourself? Yeah, one other person. You got by yourself? Yeah, like a date. Like a date, you know.

But do you eat by yourself? No, I wouldn't go to a restaurant by myself. I respect that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I think it's weird. Do you?

Never. Yeah. Never. I never could do that. Yeah. Yeah. No. I don't.

Mm-mm. Only time I ever do it is an airport. If I'm, like, killing time by myself, I'm traveling a lot or something. Sure. I always feel like a detective or something like that. It's just weird. I don't, I never, I wouldn't know what to do what to do. Where to do.

look. I wouldn't know. I just got my haircut and I had it. Every time she looked at, she looked down to see if it was like even, I would close, I'd panic and close my eye. I wouldn't know what to do. Just leave the menu, please. Put it up. Just too much. Yeah. Hmm. Have you, I'm sorry. What was the last book

you read? Oh, boy, it's probably just like a golf instructional book. I'm an idiot. I haven't read a book. You don't read. Not anymore. I'm surprised. I know. Huh. I just I ordered Norwegian wood and read like a page of it and said

That's a book I thought it was a Beatles song No it's I think it is And also a book What's it about? I don't even know Is it fiction? It is

Huh Hmm What do you watch it on TV then I feel like it's a black and white TV For some reason It's not I would say It's not ashole

It's all upset it So DoorDash He's approaching Oh, my God. Who knows what that name is. Anyway, so. It ain't Gary. So I watch a lot of YouTube golf.

Okay. Who do you like? The Brian Bros. Okay. Grant Horvad. Shout out to it. Yeah, I know, Grant. Do you put it on the TV?

Do you know, no. You know Grant? Yeah, I don't. You can probably get on one of them channels. I've been trying. They've got a lot of DMs. Well, they each have a DM for me. But I haven't heard anything back.

Get your people on that. I've tried. Yeah. I know. I'll get you on there. Will you? I'll try. It's Shane.

What the fuck of my time? Yeah, I know. But they have, I just, the three of them together are fantastic. And anyway, outside of that, maybe a movie or what? Nothing. You should see it. You should see their vibe. They do.

They have great vibe. It's just, I don't know. I've got to give a better review, but I love them. That's great. Yeah. Good. golf content. Yeah. All right. Yeah, but he's doing his thing.

Gervin's Gervin. Hmm. What was the last time me about a garage sale? As a child, maybe. Yeah, maybe. See, I can see him. No. He zigs when he should say.

Yeah, that's an animal. You think I'm a garage sale guy? Going like the awkward conversation. I don't like being watched when I'm looking at stuff. You like looking. I don't like being looked at. I could see it. I can understand you're not being.

You pellet gun, you live alone in the house. The microwave's in the laundry room? Yeah. Yeah. I could see a garage sale or a storage auction. Interesting. Let's say you're at a urinal. Do you unzip unbutton and unzip or do you go over the top?

I think I unbutton and unzip. I have to. Yeah. Yeah. Nice unit on you. No, no, I don't have a nice penis. But I do have to. I can't go in through the zipper.

No, that's crazy. Yeah, even you go over the fence? Yeah. No, that's crazy. I don't know anyone doing that. Right, what's the point of them? Dude, I was peeing next to my boy's dad. We were at a bar and he had shorts on and he went through the bottom of his shorts.

That guy's got a hog on it. What the shit is even that? Through the bottom. God damn. Wow. I can't do that. I can't unbutton and unzip because I'm scared my pants will fall down. So you go over the top row.

Oh, yeah, I just keep my belt. Done and I go over to top rope. Interesting. Yeah. My belts are heavy and it'll drag my jeans right to the ground. Okay. It's like an anchor. And I don't wear underwear.

So then I'm the fat guy with his pants down and I'm going to have a urinal. Not a good look. I have a narrow urethra. So when I, when I have done peeing, I have to get some urine out. And the way to get it out is to like. You got to thrust a little bit. You get thrust or like compress the head of the. penis.

With your hand? Yeah. Wait, so you squeezed, do you go? Do you, like, you like that? No. What's the motion? The motion is. You got to make sure nobody sees you doing this.

This is the problem. But ideally, it's either you could apply pressure to. The prostate? Yes. And, you know, well, like. Figuring his assing. No, no. Okay.

So then no. I thought the prostate was something else. Well, he's doing it in a stall, will you? Grundle. So. You mean the taint? Yes. You apply a little pressure there.

There's got to be one person that's seen this online. You have? I have. You do like, yeah, you can't. On the golf channel? Ryan, bro. Yeah. We don't.

They're very family friendly. We can't. Don't mix that. Don't mix that. Don't mix that. No. Not that's. Nice.

You just ruined his chances. Is this undiagnosed? When I'm at home, what? Is this undiagnosed the narrow urethra? It is. It's definitely self-prescribed, I think. I haven't talked to a medical. It could be a problem.

Your prostate. You can't have to check down. Oh, really? Have your prostate checked? No, I haven't. How did you land on narrow urethra? I think I googled it. Man, that is an odd.

Man, that's a gervin right there. Because if I don't, yeah. Well. Okay, so you got to clear out the pipes a little bit more. Otherwise, what, it dribbles? Yeah, it'll, then, you know, two seconds later when I put my pants, it was just like, I'll piss my pants. Not piss my pants.

I understand. Yeah, yeah. Damn. That's hardcore. I'm just going to check and see what he's up to. Oh, details of your no contact. It was dropped off. Shark.

Shark? Yeah. We got it? The pizza is in the building. We got it? Yeah. That's so exciting. You know, because when I was in the car here, thank you again.

He's going to use Uber Eats before. Yeah, I was like, I wonder if this will work. And I said, Steve, what do you mean? You know, like, is it going to create a lot of confusion? Are people going to have to, you know? And I said, let's just try it. What? You mean within the studio?

Yeah. Or New York City as a whole. It's been a topic of conversation. But no, nowhere near a problem. problem. I'm going to be stretching. Yeah. Gervyn Gridlock's New York.

Holy shit, this car ordered a pizza. Okay. I mean. Okay, so pants down. Pants. You on button that you do the whole nine. Yes. I've realized when, if I do go over the top and I don't clear the pipes completely, that is more,

I don't know if there's like a kink or something with the top of the pant. Mm-hmm. But that prevents the final. There's more drip. Sure. There's more dripage if I go over the top. Interesting. I've just learned to accept that.

Okay. I got pee at my jeans. It's not my worst problem. You don't, like at home, you won't use a little bit of toilet paper and dab. Now, I'm even worse at home. I've realized over the years. I thought it was my fatness, but I've been told recently that I stand too far away from the toilet to pee. And I always get pee on the floor.

No. No. Wait, have you seen it? Not bad. No, I don't know what it is. You stand too far away. I stand too far away. Definitely no cleanup there.

Oh, you got to. You gotta clean it up. And sometimes I'll just pee in the shower, even if I'm not in the shower. Of course, of course. No, even if I'm not in the shower. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Do you run water?

Sometimes. That's a, oh, no. Not in a hotel. Hotel. Yeah, well. Yeah, you're crazy. I would run some water. I mean, fair enough.

Yeah. Hmm. Is this garbage? That's the question. You know, he's, he's, he's. a specific kind of guy. Do you have a cleaning lady? I do now.

Okay. We talked about that last time. Yeah. I do now. Do you clean in between? When's the last time you're in the vacuum? I do. I have a Dyson that I, sorry.

Things are going to be very well. They are. But I'll Dyson occasionally. Okay. A cat hair, such and such. How many cats do you have? One. It's an outdoor cat.

No, it's a both. She has like an indoor outdoor space. But she can't roam around. It's all caged in. Yeah. built this thing for her. Well, no, she just not go over the fence. She just doesn't climb out of it.

So I just have like a normal person fence. Really? Yeah. Huh. A normal person fence. You know what I mean? I know. Yeah.

Is it declawed? No. Okay. No. You wouldn't do that. No. I agree. How do you feel about avocados?

I can get into them. Do you keep them at the house? No. No, no. Do you know how to pick them? I don't. They had to be just. a soft and not too soft, not too hard.

They got to be a little bit of, a little bit of give to them. Okay. There was a place in Philly that used to put them in like a breakfast burrito. Delicious. They do it all over the world. I like how he was like, dude, you'll never believe what this Mexican restaurant did. That's actually instead of peas, I'll get, because they had potato and then peppers.

Who did this restaurant? In the burrito? Yeah. Yeah, that's normal. One shot in Philadelphia. Yeah. That was really good. Do you ask for peas?

Is that what you said? No, no. I didn't ask for peas. No. You can do avocado in the morning. Yeah. All right. Stick with your peas.

You like peas? I do, but, you know, change it up a little bit. I do love cheese and potato. Red blood of the American. But it's right. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. But you said you put rice.

There's no potato. No, it was just on the fly. I'm thinking about adding, given the avocado conversation. Now maybe a new dish. This is a whole second dish we have. You would do avocado rice. No. No.

No. He would lose the rice. You lose the rice. Lose the rice. Then you made it for the week. What? You made it for the week. Oh, yeah, we'll have to do something else with it.

Yeah. You know, they say that's good for you when you make it and refrigerate it. Good. It does something to the starch or something like that. The potatoes. I don't know how I know that. I've been doing that heavy. I said it last week.

I'm pretty heavy on cold baked potatoes at the moment. Really? Yeah. I respect that. Uh-huh. Will you eat anything cold out of the fridge? Does it got to be heated up? Pretty much got to be heated up.

I'm trying to think, yeah, it's got to be heated up. Do you have anything but water and I, or like, is there anything other than a water-based beverages in your, fridge. Do you have any soda, any iced tea, any lemonade? He's got booze in there. No, yeah, we got booze. Unsweetened cranberry. Unsweetened cranberry. What do you mean unsweeten? Like the organic stuff?

There's just no added sure, so it's like very tart, but I'll put a pinch of that in some vodka. Ocean spray, we're talking. I don't know if they make it. Yeah, I think, yeah. But I don't know. I had such a giant, there's like a place and I just grab it and put it in. Gotcha. Probably. I was looking for the day of this lake view. organic stuff you get when you have a UTI.

It's brutal. Oh. Brutal. Yeah. This might be it. Yeah. Really? It's pretty tart. Huh. Okay. Have you ever owned a copy of Boondock Saints? No. Do you own any DVDs? No, we went over that. That's right. Not lying to you about it. Have seen it.

You've seen it. Did you enjoy it? Were you the kind of guy where you're like, this is now my personality or no? No. But I've done that with so many movies. Such as? Please. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It was Hunter and Thompson. for like two days, three days. You were walking around, taking drugs and shit? No, no.

Just like it. Yeah. Oh, just utterly humiliating shit. Of course, of course, any action movie when I was a child, you know. The Grifter series, Marvel series, I had two toy guns. I wouldn't have two toy guns. The Marvel series. I think it was Marvel.

When you were a kid? Yeah. Who were you? Grifter. His name was Grifter. He wore like a face mask. I had two. you're talking about.

Man, that's an odd choice again. Crazy. You Boondock Saints, trash. Any posters on the wall while you were growing up? Yeah. Phillies. Dave Roberts. It was like movie posters.

Die hard with a vengeance. Okay. Yeah. Last I mentioned, I had Hoosers calendar. And, oh, the Riddler. I was thinking about it after you left. Jim Carrey is the Riddler. That's a good one.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was great. That movie gets trashed all the time. Yeah, it does. I assume you're not a massage, manicure, pedicure kind of guy. You don't like people touching you probably. I do like massages, but.

Oh, you go get them or like just from like a loved one? A loved one. Okay. What? I'll get them. Sure. If my grandmother's around. Oh, a person that I'm sexually active.

Yeah. Gotcha. Are you a romantic guy? I think sometimes, sure. Flowers, candy, rose petals? No, no, no, no, no. I'll take a woman's hand from time to time, sure. Yeah, so I suppose not.

But I would say romantic insofar as trying to, you know. Get pussy. Be comforting and... Yeah, and I got you. Soft and sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, attentive. Very important.

These ladies like the attentiveness. Hmm. Anyone in your family have a breathalyzer in their car? No. My brother had. What? But it was a... That was the moonshop.

Jesus. It was, but it was his own purchase. Oh, he... What the fuck? Why? It wasn't state man to, like, state man... To know if he has a couple to know if he's drunk or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jesus. Those are expensive as shit. Well, yeah. No, he'd get like a handheld one at TV. Yeah, handheld one. Yeah. My boy had one in his car, like the interlock system by the state. And then he would have a private one to be like, am I, am I, you know, can I start this?

Yeah. Yeah, the idea that Josh, my brother would have a actual, like, state mandate. Got it at a police auction. Yeah. It's also just, yeah, for him to go, yeah, my brother had not, like, to assume the fun kind and not the. Oh, we're going to take your kids kind. Huh. Very, very interesting.

Is it starters or appetizers? Appetizers. Okay. That's a great question. Thank you, Kevin. You guys, I can't tell you how much I love your podcast. Oh, thank you. We've been working on new questions.

Well, you know. Some people have doubted my work ethic. I got your cards. I got your cards. I bought the cards. Everybody should. We'll give you them for free. Yeah, yeah.

What do you have the first edition? What? You have the first edition? I think so. I'm just learning you made multiple editions. So, yeah. Thank you very much. Thank you, buddy.

Yeah. Hmm. I think Gerber was perfect for this line of questioning as well. Yeah. How do you feel about buffalo chicken dip? Not into it. Not anything buffalo flavored, no. You don't like wings?

No. Buffalo pizza. He doesn't do the bones. Buffalo chicken sandwich. I mean, you could put it on a shoe. I ain't going to touch it. Is it too spicy? I just don't, it's a spicy.

Maybe it's a little texture style. I don't know. I've just never been a, my brain says no thanks. Do you like saracha? Yes. He does. I can't get enough of that. Real, that's right.

You said that. Do you like Franks and all the other hot sauces? Not as much, but I'll, I'll do it. Hmm. How do you, do you like a cheese steak? A chicken cheese steak. Do a chicken cheese steak. Yeah.

I can see. I just got into eating steaks recent. Like meat, red meat? Yeah. I didn't for a while. And then I, where, where, are you, are you, doing them at the house or you're going out to get those? What's the order? I'm your waiter. Hey, hey, Mr. Gervin. How are you? What can I get you?

I go, could I get the, and then I would go, what's it called? I wouldn't do this. I'd say, what are the different? The filet? The filet. You get a filet man. Eight ounce, 10 ounce. Whatever. Whatever makes me look cool. I look tripping up. I do. I do, I go medium well, which I know is appalling to a lot of people. That's okay. Fuck them. Yeah. Fuck them. Fuck them. You're paying for it. Yeah. Just a little bit of pain.

there. We're good. I'm with you. Do you like a side when you go out to get that? You do like the... Potatoes. Potatoes. Mashed?

Sure. Cream spinach? Absolutely not. Really? Cream spinach? Wow. That's... I've never even heard of that, frankly.

I believe you. And I'm a little upset. You also never heard of breakfast burritos around the country. No, there's that one place in Philly that makes them. Huh. Gervid. Do you have a grill? with the house?

I do. You use it? No. Is it a propane grill, charcoal? It's tapped into the... You get the hardwired grill. Hard-wired. No shit.

Hard-piped-in grill. Yeah. I come with the house? No, no. You put that in there? Yeah. That seems dangerous. I don't think you get it.

I would hope. No, of course. Yeah. The cat's... I don't know. That's going directly into the house. What do you mean? Yeah, but it's in the house already.

Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah. That's your stoves. got fucking a lot of gas in it. Yeah. Huh. I should use it more.

You should. Yeah. I'll come over. I'm not bringing anything. You ever donated to a mega churn? A mega? No. Okay.

At what age you to first smoke pot? I was a freshman in high school or college. So that would put me at, what, 18? 18. Yeah. Where'd you go to college again? I started at George Washington. Okay.

GW. You failed out. Yeah. Then went to Delphillette. that weed even spoke yeah yeah then went to where delaware county community college it fell out of there and then finished it drexel yeah that's an odd turn do we ask you that last time i don't think so i think so how the fuck do you how do you make that move how do you fell out of community college getting into drexel that's a good school oh because i had in high school written a screenplay and the director of that

program had what you're max fisher from fucking rushmore i love it and uh i don't know if i should Dave drummer, but I mean, he's retired. He Abrams was just such a sweet man that when I, he remembered me from that. And so then I went and met with it. And he was like, he got you in. Yeah. After flunking out of Delco. Man.

Look at you. Something else. Did you live at Drexel or did you commute? I commuted. Because at that point then I was working for my dad. I had flunked out of two schools. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you.

Fair enough. Yeah. I flunked out of college, too. I'm surprised you did, though. I know. I'm a sleeper on that. Everybody like, smart guy

I think's that sharp guy you are a smart guy no I think I'm smart in like certain ways like I can read when somebody is upset that I'm playing slowly

let's say like that was a joke I can pick up on head nods social keys such and such I think so I thought you're gonna say

you're good at reading in public which I'm terrible at no I can't either hate that going around the room and everyone's reading a paragraph oh my God I will fuck it up I feel like an idiot

Oh, we got to do a table read No, table reads I can do Oh, okay Yeah Nah, give them like a fucking Change it last minute and drop it A big monologue? Yeah, but drop it on your last minute

No problem, memorize it a half an hour Okay, guy not playing along with it? What the fuck? I'll totally fuck it up Oh man Huh Hmm What's the verdict here, Kip?

I mean, you know Same as last time It's like he said He walks in both worlds Do you remember one of the first time you had lobster? Have you ever had lobster? I've tried different fishes. No one's ever said.

No one's ever responded to them. It's like I've tried shellfish. It's just not for me. Not really. That's fair. And I want to like it because, you know, I was in like a bulk phase, like trying to pack off a mass, which like I'd still like to do ideally. What does that look like? What?

He says, you know, I was in a bulk phase like it was in men's health. Just like trying to, you know, go. Okay. What were you eating the bulk of? Chicken. So I wanted to add, you know, I was watching like the rock talk about God and salmon. And I just can't enjoy it. Huh.

Yeah. So it's a no-on lobster. And also I'm just, well, boiling it alive sort of thing is a little upsetting. Sure. Really? Yeah. Huh. I respect that.

I mean, you know, I think it's the same. I don't want to say odd. I don't want to say weird. Interesting Interesting Specific niches of trash Yes Can I say that?

Carries himself In a pretty well-rounded respected way at the same time For sure Walks in both worlds I think is the official verdict Microwave in the Laundgerald That's I mean

What an honor What an honor to walk You're Gerbin We just got gurbined We did We just got gerby GERV yeah Yeah

Buddy thanks for coming in Yeah thank you so much For asking Seasons of Tires Is that now Netflix. This is so much fun. Anything else you want the folks to know?

No. There's no pizza for you. Give me what he got for him? Guys. You got a big special coming out. Yeah, the big special. All Are You Garbage that we shot in Tampa. It's going to be on right here on our YouTube channel.

So subscribe if you're an audio listener and check it out when it drops, baby. Gerben, we love you. Yeah. Love you guys. Gang, we love you and we'll see in three days. Peace.