Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Steve-O!

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Steve-O! You know Steve-O from Jackass, Steve-O's Wild Ride, the Joe Rogan Experience, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer, 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura, stand up comedy, and so much more! Make sure to check out his new special "Steve-O's Bucket List"! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! LIVE SHOWS: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Merch: https://areyougarbage.com/ Mint Mobile: https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE Fum: https://www.tryfum.com Promo Code: garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Oh yeah. So at a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or do this a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash.

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It's a freaking party over there. Love it. Have a nice quick shout out to our producer, extraordinaire, the magic man makes us all look good works the ones the To's the three's in the four's he crosses the T's and he that's the eyes give it up for T-bone McScruffins Toby McMollon everybody What is up? Time for T-bone right now. This isn't even a show girl over there. This is like make a wish now, dude It is see of the gnarliest dudes. This is the gnarliest one

You ain't lying. Let's go gang the long hair ain't lying because we couldn't be more excited to have our uncle of the Norliest dudes. This is the Norliest one. You're late, Lion. Let's go. Gang, the long hair ain't lying because we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests. Here was the day for the first time. He was a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian,

podcasters, stuntman, and author. And you might have seen him in, but not limited to. Here we go, gang, strap in. You got 23 episodes of Jackass. You got Jackass, the movie, movie mad TV 12 episodes of the Howard Stern show 32 episodes of wild boys jackass number two the MTV movie awards the VMAs you have Chelsea lately celebrity love

island W. W. E. Raw cranky anchors Jimmy Kimmel live dancing with the stars the tonight show with Jay Leno last call with Carson daily jackass 3d Gotham comedy live Larry King WTF Conan Joe Rogan hot ones jackass forever and my favorite Arby's action sports awards He also has multiple specials including 2016's guilty as charged has multiple specials including 2016's Guilty is charged 2020's Narlie. He's also the author of Not One but two books, Hard Kick and the Nuts and his memoir Professional Idiot. He has an amazing podcast that you can hear every week. Steve O's Wild Ride. He has about 8 million subscribers over there on YouTube. And he has a brand new special out right now at steveo.com

entitled Bucket List. And let's not forget the guys got balls of steel Give it up for legendary steveo everybody. Let's go By the way It was That's awesome. What was it? It was It was an award show That will be right back. This guy's good Holy shit Walter Krunk. I think you just had a lunch at Arby's

sponsored by Arby's You get any hook up for that they give you like an Arby's card or anything when you do something like that? No, there was a time when I had a Chipotle card Tony Hawk told us about that Chipotle yeah, how often did you use it a lot? A lot I Don't have it anymore Yeah, I want to say guys that your reputation precedes you Thank you very much. I've had dear friends mine call from the show saying you got to get on here

I feel like that was from Bert. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like a all-time Wanted guest. Yes, when this show first started cooking a little bit. Who do we want? Who do we want? Top of the list. Steve O, I mean, yeah, you were always at the top of the list. Man, great. I love that.

I appreciate that. And what a great intro, man. Thanks for the food. Thank you, buddy. Thank you so much for being here. Congrats on the new special. I believe we got to see a little peak of it. Absolutely wild.

Yeah. Wild. It's the best intro I think ever. That's yeah, it's the very deep. Oh, intro. It's fucking nuts. I do love an opening sequence. Yeah. Sure. And yeah, man, it's a lot of fun, dude. So let's get into this. Let's get into it. Maybe let's give us the, uh, give us the origin story. Give us the childhood. And we know you moved around a lot. fun dude. So let's get into this. Let's get into it baby. Let's do it. Give us the uh, give us the origin story. Give us the childhood and we know you moved around a lot. Lay it on. Shut the rail the lot.

Yep. You don't have to be fucking Freud. We know your trash. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. We're gonna grade on a curve Steve. Alright, we're not fucking. You look sharp though. I like the shirt. I like the glasses. I did. Care of Kelly Slater right here. There you go now my bro Kelly Slater hookin it up Okay, so born in England, right which I didn't know as much as I knew about you I did not know that so does that make you a British citizen? It makes me a British citizen Contractory obligated to do I have a valid British passport. Oh, shit.

My mom was born in Canada. Okay. Makes me. Canadian. Yeah. I got a valid Canadian passport too. My dad was born in America. Nice.

So I'm sure about that. I'm sure about that. Fuck. What were your parents do? How come you were born in England? What did your mom and dad do? My dad was a corporate executive. Really?

Headed up international divisions of American multinational corporations and when I was six months old my family moved from London, England to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Crazy because my dad became the president of Pepsi because my dad became the president of Pepsi Cola in all of Brazil. Holy shit, that's it. That's an alright job right there. That's a pedigree right there. Right, and I spoke my first words in Portuguese. No shit.

Because my parents paid such little attention to me that I was actually raised by a person. A Brazilian woman. A Brazilian maid. A living, a living maid's taught me to speak. Did your mom work or just she drank?

She drank. Yeah. She had to do it. Yeah. Along with everybody else on her side of the family. Every single leaf on the tree, like utterly alcoholic.

So that family tree is riddled with alcoholism, gambling, drugs, suicide, you name it. Damn. Yeah. That's wild. Garbage. That's how it was pretty fun to go to the other end. But your dad being the head of Pepsi

kind of evens that all that a little bit. Right, well, that would do a big time even now. You see now on my dad's side of the family, straight scholars, academics, theologians, like nobody's got less than a PhD over there. Where did your dad go to school? My dad went to school in Canada. Is that where they met?

They met in Canada? They did meet in Canada. Okay. They did meet in Canada. Is that where they met? They met in Canada? They did meet in Canada. Yeah, they did meet in Canada. Dad was on the path. He was on the path. Yeah, but he was also like the black sheep of the family for going into business. Really?

Oh, yeah, they like it. Yeah. You want to be a money-grubbing businessman, like not cool. Yeah, they were all scott all like head-to-stallers. Right, right. But if you look at me and how I turned out, it were all scott all like heading scholars. Right, right. But if you look at me and how I turned out, it's a little bit of like my mom's side of the family, like with this like engine of my dad's side

of the family. God, I'm like, I'm like deviant on a rocket ship. Sure, with purpose. Yeah. Yeah. I want to be the most devious guy around here. Yeah, yeah. So six months old, I moved to Brazil. Two years old, I want to be the most devious guy around. Yeah. So, six months old, I moved to Brazil.

Two years old, I moved to Venezuela. I spoke fluent Spanish in nursery school. And this is him trying to get Pepsi down there. Yeah, well dad got promoted to like, I think Pepsi and all of South America maybe. It's crazy. Yeah, and by the age of three, I spoke three languages fluently by the age of four or five. I forgot two of them.

I was going to say, what can you speak now? Yeah. But when I was 11 years old, they said I was speakinguguese in my sleep at summer camp so it's a bit of this gets got issues it's in there it's in there it's in there but i can't access to it i just can't have a whole lot of right

so i moved to america was four and what was it was he was he was he was still pepsy okay but when i was six so we moved to Darian Connecticut when I was okay But then my dad became a big tobacco CEO Now we're told yeah, so we've moved in 1980 We moved I was six years old moved Miami, Florida. Okay. Now Miami, Florida it's the 80s. Sure. All of a sudden, the fucking news flash came in that cigarettes were bad for you. And so the tobacco companies were like, man, our business could be in trouble. So what the tobacco companies did was they

scrambled to buy up food companies. Yeah. It's like cigarettes might be taken to beating, but food's never going to go. The pay-to chips are going to be cooking forever, baby. And there was the, at the time, the largest corporate takeover merger in the history of the world was when RJ R Reynolds, no sorry, RJ Reynolds tobacco. But the visco or something like that.

Yeah, that's right. The KKR merger. Man, it's pressively new that. Hey, I'm surprised you know that. What are you talking about? I'm a fat kid and I like haters. Yeah, that's the best of both worlds for him. RJ Reynolds, Nabisco, RJ R Nabisco. And in that merger, my dad had what he calls

an aberrationally good here talk about bonus money we moved to london england when i was nine okay and then uh... we move in there for uh... like the second half of fourth grade fifth and sixth grade that we were to canada okay david the president of uhisco Canada, I think.

That's a good case. And then, uh... I imagine security guards, especially when you're in South. No, never security guards. Nothing like guards. What are the houses looking like? Yeah, I got the nice houses. The houses got bigger as I got up.

Yeah, yeah. And the family got smaller. My sister dipped out. My dad was never home. He was always on a business trip. Right. My mom was super drunk. he was always on a business trip. My mom was super drunk. Okay.

I cannot stress that enough. Yeah. She was very, very drunk. Did you have nannies and stuff like that, your whole life? No, not my whole life. So it was just, when you were in Canada, it was just you and your mom. Yeah.

And how much older was your sister than you? She was three and a half years older. She dipped out when I was 12 to go to boarding school. Okay, so she's 15, she goes to boarding school. Yeah, so I'm in Canada when I was 12 then move back to London, England when I was 13 Finished had the second half of eighth grade and all four years of high school in London, England Okay, so that was like your home base for most of your life. That's the longest extended stay private school I very much so I went to a school called the American school in London, England.

And with the outfits in the whole nine yards? No, no outfits. We didn't have any school uniform, but man was our school a fucking terrorist target. I mean, it's all wealthy. Yeah, like I went to school with like the American ambassador to England's son. Yeah, that's kidnap city right there. So that kid weed. Jokes on him, it was a ringin' elf. It's still easy for a dime bag. Yeah, I didn't put a lot of hash in the hash too.

He was selling weed. That's awesome. Yeah, oh man. Before I graduated, like a week before graduation, the guidance counselor pulled me into his office. We know you're selling drugs big time. And if you think that we won't expel you, if you think you can't get expelled one week before graduation. Then think again because it's happened.

Now I was selling LSD to the school. Lunch ladies, everybody. There was some facts in these accusations. There were perhaps some freshmen which reported to their parents that they did buy acid for me. But they didn't have anything. Yeah, it was all hearsay. That's all fucking all hearsay.

Uh-huh. Corporal lawyers are straight that out in two seconds. Yeah, I absolutely graduated from the American school in London. And I hear the fucking wild thing is that 80% of my senior class went on to Ivy League universities. Oh, shit. Fucking 80% of the crazy. Yeah, I was a loser. No, for going to the university of my aunt.

Yeah. Shout out to the hurricanes. Let's go. I did like that for a good time. Yeah. Have fun at Harvard. I'm going to PhD in Nutsch. Yeah.

Let's go. Yeah. Oh, big time,. Yeah. So yeah, that's my upbringing. How were your grades? Were you a good student? They were great until I started getting loaded. You know? That's pretty good. He's getting loaded. I mean, it was like growing up, I always like really latched on to something as my identity. Gotcha. You always like little league baseball. And I just felt so fucking cool. And when I was wearing that baseball uniform that like on days when I did not have a game,

I was just cruising around and suited up for a game. Rocking it. Yeah. That my Canadian citizenship card is a photo of me literally wearing the bad over your shoulder. I put football uniform full bad shoulder pads under my game day jersey. I don't know you're not fucking around. Yeah, I felt the need.

I just, you know, like, Hey guys, I'm Steve. I can play both sides of the ball, where you want me. Yeah, I would latch on onto that as my identity. Then, like, little league sports, like, kind of fell by the wayside for heavy metal. Sure. I latched on it.

I was a heavy metaler. Then it became skateboarding. And it was skateboarding was like my whole thing. And then it became being a pot-stoneer. Gotcha. Yeah, a pot-stoneer, an acid taker, a pot stoner. Gotcha. Yeah, a pot stoner, an acid taker, a daily drinker, and it was, it was that move from skateboarding to that that really sent the, the grades into a spiral. Did you do good?

Did you finish Miami? Oh, God no. God no. And were you, were you aware of the wealth as a kid? Did you, did you know or like was it, I knew that I seem normal. I knew that my family was not religious because my parents worshiped money Yeah, they that was that was kind of the vibe. Are we talking like private jets when you were a kid and stuff like that? Not like on a regular basis or anything like that, but private jets in the 80s let's go but my dad was crazy. My dad was chauffeur driven to work in the morning. He would leave that guy had a

piece on him for sure. He would leave for work around the time that I would have to leave for school but I was like just mortally embarrassed of the idea of being chauffeur driven to high school. So if I woke up, even in England, they were all rich kids too. Yeah, but not everybody. I would have pulled up an a horse-drawn carriage. Not everybody. And like I was like super just embarrassed of like the big house that we lived in. Gotcha. You know, I didn't want kids coming over to see that how big you're talking how many beds? I mean it was like Like maybe five stories In London

It was only three atrium I mean the traffic on the elevator I mean, the traffic on the elevator alone. Yeah. So, like, if I would over sleep in the morning, like, you know, in the first couple years of high school, and I didn't have time to ride my skateboard to school, then I would be stuck having to go in dads, catch a ride to school, and dads show fur. Show fur driven fucking car. He probably had a sharp suit on, I bet. He was dri...

The big newspaper wide open in the backseat. Oh shit. And so I would ride shotgun, and then when I got to school, I would hug the driver. Did you know that's like that? Yeah. Yeah. I know.

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I remember two because when I was in fifth grade dad worked for Del Monte Yeah, and and I don't know how that worked out of the RJR and Abisco thing But dad was working was like president of Del Monte International or something like that and he had to go to Kenya to visit the pineapple factory. Straighten some people out probably. Right. And he timed his trip to Kenya to visit the Del Monte pineapple factory for a spring, the week of spring break so that it could make a family trip and we would go on safari in Kenya.

And I have this memory coming out of the airport in Nairobi and being ushered into this like fancy car. And I'm sitting in the car and like these partially closed like people clawing the window begging for money. Like I'd never seen like super gnarly property. I'd never witnessed it I remember like watching these people clawing at the window begging for change and I remember thinking like Man, what did I ever do to deserve to be the guy in the car as opposed to the guy clawing at the car like I'm just I was like, I'm a piece of shit. I fucking get terrible grades in school. I'm always in trouble.

I'm a constant nightmare. Like I knew I was not a good kid. And here I'm sitting in this car. And I just like, damn. I think that that kind of fed into like the, I mean, I don't know. Self-loathing. Self-loathing. Rebellious. And it just like I mean, I don't know. Self-loathing. Self-loathing.

Rebellious. And I just, like, I was, I was ashamed to be a rich kid. Sure. Man. That is wise. And I remember a lot of real lesson I learned at that pineapple factory. It was fun. No one's ever said that.

That's the first time that sentence is ever written. I learned something on my parents pineapple plant They still charge it for me. They don't Right like it was super hot super super muggy Like there were flies all over everybody like they're doing the pie, you know the the pineapple deal and I went to my dad I was like, dad, like, how can you let people work in like conditions like this? This place is not really all the flies and you know,

like everything I was like, and my dad said, well, the list of people waiting for jobs in this pineapple factory is longer than the list of people who have jobs in this pineapple factory is longer than the list of people who have jobs in this pineapple factory. So if anybody doesn't like it, they can fuck off and get replaced by somebody who will work harder, you know. That's capitalism, maybe I should help do it. And I remember thinking like, fuck my dad's a dick.

Okay, just wanted to check. So you thought about this? All right. I'll be in the limo with my real back. Right, I mean, never mind the fact that like Pepsi Cola, RJ Reynolds, tobacco, like we're talking soda, cigarettes, and cookies. He's also a mass murderer.

Right. I guys mass murderer. Right. That guy's got balls on him. Right. So holy shit. But then years later, we were filming the, like the first season of Jackass. Maybe the second, I don't know. But whatever, we were being paid nothing

to make this show on MTV. Jackass was just a little show on MTV And the you know the the more heavy set camera man Rick Cossack. Yeah of course Cossack goes over to Jeff Trume says dude Jeff. I just worked 14 hours in a row filming Like a national TV show. Never mind, it was totally global. The national TV show.

And I got, and I earned less than I would have earned if I just shot a photo for a skateboard magazine. And Tremaine looked at me and said, so go shoot a photo for a skateboard. I'm like, Steve, all those different ones, are you my dad? And in that moment, I was like, fuck. So it's like, it kind of clicked.

Yeah, like my dad's a dick. Yes, Jeff trained a dick. But, but moreover, that's how the world is. Yeah, and yes, you're not wrong. Yeah. And you know, you gotta like figure out a way to not be Replaceable. Mm-hmm. You got to have some kind of fucking leverage on you saw the pineapple factory You were you were killing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was like that very deep thought that's wild

Yeah, thanks man, and I knew you were a world traveler from your career I didn't know you see you you were all over the world as a kid. He did so far. That's nuts. Yeah, I have this, this past, this expired passport, like just kind of, you know, it's got a photo of me, like literally in diapers, like just a little baby like, wow, he's an lucky year. Like, boy, baby in diapers, passport photo, and you flip through the pages and it's like that fucking baby went everywhere. It's crazy. That's awesome. That's awesome.

It's such a unique upbringing. Such a unique blend of garbage. And sure, sure. And I can't imagine. Well, what was, I wanna know, like, so high school you're at home, your dad's traveling, obviously, so it's just you and your mom in London right your sister's gone

What's like that day to day like is it just a toey is in the house? Is your mom like are you like talking to her? We were super cool And if she was like when she when she picked up a drink Then like all beds were off was she mixed in with like the other like, then like all bets were off. Was she mixed in with like the other executives wives? Like did you guys, you guys had a life? I assume over there.

She socialized, like my mom was like, you know, I'm not here to bag on my family. No, no, no, no, no, no. My mom was super like sense of humor. She was like way smarter than my dad. Like my dad was like focused like worker, just like driven, but my mom like was way the higher IQ. Gotcha, really.

And my dad was like super like stiff, like kind of like not really like good at parties and stuff. So mom was like the social engineer. So there was all that stuff going on. You they would have to you would have to go to like dinners and benefits and all that. And there was that. And it was like, hey, you know, don't fuck around.

We have company coming. Sure. And if we had company, maintaining, yeah. Right. You're skateboarding down the stairs on a mega-dance. Right.

Margaret Tatur standing at the bottom of the stairs. And when company comes over, I mean, all it is is just like a fucking pissing match, dude. Sure. It's just like, oh, well, our kid just got accepted into Harvard. And it was just like, it was just like, fuck you. You all like fuck all of you.

You know, like everybody was just in, sat down in a room, pretending to like each other, and they're all just trying to one up each other. And it was like, fuck this. And I think that whole dynamic made me kind of, like when we were on trips and stuff, like I would be just to be a dick. I would be, I'd be my dick I like I would be I'd

read my dad like book my flight I was like I'm not flying first class I don't want to be with those people I'm gonna be with the cool people in the back you fly first class now yeah yeah yeah I'm not a fucking idiot buddy I'll still I'm with it I do but I distinctly hesitated when you ask that question because fuck, man, like, I wanna like build up my coach muscles. Sure, that's good. If I guys started looking at, like, I've got, I put my dad out of retirement

and he's now my business manager. No, he's a talker. Yeah, and he's, James, you got that guy running your whole. He's just he needs. So does he need another client? I say tech guy any day, but Steve

only Steve, though, did 87 million in merch last year. They're selling it at like fucking all foods. Well, the problem is that dad's like really like, you know, peeling back the the onion, like looking at you thing and like really making me aware of Dollars and how how fucking bad I am I let all the money fly out the window

Yeah, it's like the industry right and so now I'm just like god damn like now I'm looking at the the lights like like like let me see coach next to first class. And I'm like, now I'm looking at those numbers. And I'm like, I'm like, fucking, I'm going to coach. Yeah. Especially just the way the world's going, man. Like, all this, all this to high interest, like, like, money tightening, like, fuck.

That's for the nerves yeah first class figure it out later that's it off doing but people I mean people just aren't spending right like the way they are power to fucking shouts for selling out Madison Square Garden course fucking 90 minute yeah no kids can be in three seconds I can't move out of the game, that it's Jesus. Yeah.

But it's pretty rad like the way my dad can compartmentalize because it's like. Well, it's like emotionless. They look at it as like it's just it's your black and white. It's numbers. These numbers don't have emotions. There's in one column to another. There's no. Now did you did you interview him for the job?

Did you ask him for like his credentials and stuff like that No Steve I'll see you at 6 a.m. And I will need to drive But part of him coming on board was to For him to interview everybody that works on my team Put them through the fucking What do you do again? Yeah. I'm basically chill, man.

I told you, but I'll just jump off shit. I told you. I'm the guy who says you got it. And we'll let you know. Yeah. The job description phase was stressful for everybody. It was crazy. stressful for everybody.

Since where you get him as red bulls is that right? I just picture you talking to your team like man He's a real hard-ass guy. Yeah, I can bring your A game. I know and now it's like my the latest development is like Y'all did just tell me how the call with my dad went I tap out. I can't Can you talk to my dad for me? Yeah. Can you see if we can have people over? Yeah. You guys just give me the clip. No, it's after the call because I can't fucking deal with it.

I love that's what you need though. I can. We need we need that. We do not need that. That's what we do. We do. Yeah. Yeah.

Let me RJ Reynolds on the phone. I like this. Huh. All right. Oh, man. OK. All right, let's keep it moving, dude. I like this. Huh. All right. Oh man, okay. All right, let's keep it moving, dear. We can't. We can't lose my men. No, we're not. We can't lose my men.

We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men.

We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. We're not. We can't lose my men. Oh my God coach ticket to pay for it. Holy cow. So what were you and your mom doing for dinner? I'm like at nightly basis. Was she cooking?

That would depend if mom was drinking or not. Right. What time with the drinking? I also, there's alcohol at my family. So I'm not like the staraging. But was it like morning or night time stuff? It didn't work on the hours of the day. It worked on more of a monthly calendar.

You know, I like it. Like it would, when mom picked up a drink, that meant all bets were off for the next couple of weeks, maybe. Yeah. Who was making you dinner? I would, I would fend for myself, dog. Okay. And going to school was optional. Gotcha. That's so there was not a lot of oversight. Right. Yeah. So it was like, if I go to school, you're not doing homework. I'm probably not studying for test and shit. Right.

One you were, you know, once you started partying. Yeah. Okay. And, but if mom wasn't drinking, then she would make dinner. Okay. Wait, if we would eat together. You buy your lunch at school? Or they have school lunch? Probably a nice set up over there.

They had lunch at school. All British food, thinking of puddings and whatnot. Maybe not so much in high school. In high school, I was more like, spend the lunch money on cigarettes and stuff. But before that, like earlier grades. A couple of chest or fields. 100% I just, I've for went lunch and just

Spend it all on candy got you. Yeah, I pretty scandies real underrated too. I gotta tell you Yeah, but they didn't have Reese's peanut butter cup, dude You had to get them from the American Embassy. Yeah, you're gonna go to the Embassy for cany this guy's got this guy's got clout Yeah, yeah, yeah've got one of your diplomats Holy shit And then there's a period you couldn't get respawn now you can yeah now that's everything's everywhere Now they've globalized the world but back then dude like hey your dad's partially responsible for that Yeah, they didn't have fucking Skittles dog

Like hey your dad's partially responsible for that. Yeah, they didn't have fucking Skittles dog Do it be smoking we would out skittles. How I can you try to get sympathy for that and it's Skittles Yeah, nine story house What was your first concert first concert that you went to twisted sister? Where are that let's go hammer smith. Odin damn dude. I just had deesnider on my podcast fucking coolest dude ever yeah long Island guy. Yeah love deesnider Yeah, and you know When I went to tape this new bucket list special Of course I taped it in London, England. My first idea, I told my manager, I was like,

yo, my first concert was Twisted Sister at Hammer's Smythodian. Fuck, I want to tape my special at Hammer's Smythodian. And my manager was like, yeah, dude, how fucking much of a flex would it be to get Twisted Sister to open for sure? And we were all about it, but then $13 million

But then the um we had the similar experience that we had in in olive Philadelphia all of Nashville was that They were not letting this fucking show anywhere near that building Yeah, they're like user going. We don't fuck them on yet They're like like a gypsy wedding Triple X rated not for us pal. We do not show semen exiting the penis here Punch a real punch a real stiff Tryna the good. I just leave to the man I'm just a little stiff today. I'm trying to have a good time.

I just played with the man. Yeah, and that is the, I considered that skyjacking bit to be the crown jewel of my entire career. Straight up. Great. Yeah, that's insane. I just went skydiving for the first time like a week ago and I landed and I thought in my head,

I can't believe you jerked off while doing that. Dude, that's so gnarly. Yeah, I mean, the jerking off was in the plane and I just had to time it so that I blew a load as I exited the plane you know shout out to the guy on your back for just really signing off on a good time yeah dude that guy do I flew that motherfucker out to England to be at the special yeah oh shit all right okay let's get into some cues here. I got one, right?

So, you know, what was, as you get older, start making a couple of bucks via Jackass. What was there any big dumb purchase? What was there any, you know, you got your first big Jack, you're like, I'm doing this. I bought a $20,000 gold Rolex set one point. Was how much of your net worth was that at that point?

Fuck, I wouldn't have had, I wouldn't have never known. You still have it? No, I lost it during a PCP blackout. I think it was stolen though. As one does. For all I know, I gave the fucking thing away. What? I think it was stolen though.

Okay. You never know. You never know. That was the night. You ever heard of the really scary gangster rap group called MOP? Yeah. I was in fame studio recording a rap song I had written called down with STDs But I don't remember recording a lot of it and I definitely don't remember the part where I blacked out on

PCP and fucking destroyed fame studio. I'm sure he probably wasn't too thrilled about not too thrilled That you know like people ask often like What's the closest you ever came to dying and that should be on the list? Sure. That's up there. Yeah. All right quick follow up to that That'll be see me. I'm only putting it together for the first time. Maybe the damage I did to the studio Man, that's pretty smart. This cover, yeah, we're cool. Thank you. Yeah. Holy shit, I was gonna ask you to bite your nails or not.

That's also so funny. I was going through, we have a list of like hundreds of these questions. Don't we tailor to the guest based on their upbringing or whatever? I was gonna ask you, if you knew how to operate a fork lift, I'm like, I'm gonna ask you if you knew how to operate a fork lift. I got a word if I can wait past that.

Holy shit. Do you bite your nails? Um, do you like one little bite just to get it going and then I'll pick the rest. Pick it off. All right. Thank you gentlemen. You don't think.

Yeah. Call that the can open. I love that. I use it to pick my teeth after that. Yeah. When I get a call, it's a homemade toothpick right there. Good call. I don't have to do that girl. Look, I got a...

Oh, you! Yeah, my grandfather used to do that to me when I was a kid. After a meal, my buddy said for people just listening, I pulled out my partial densher, right? It's a, they call it flipper, it's got teeth on it. It's like a retainer with teeth on it. And man, my buddy's getting it. Clancy guys.

For the list of something. Yeah. My buddies get really bummed out after a meal when I pull it out and then lick it off It will catch food. Oh, yeah, sure you don't want to get an implant I'd too much bone loss. Okay. I got bone grafts worst experience of my life Okay, that's the solution moving forward is just that now. Yeah, dude. I'm cool with it. Yeah It's fun. I pulled out. Oh, yeah, if anybody should be missing a taz a tooth on a retainer the sneeper. Yeah Peanut butter wise chunky or smooth

I'm gonna go chunky Point your point your face. Yeah, you're down in the capital that is the class your answer Okay the class your answer I'm a boy out of it okay uh... it's low class to go creamy chunky that low-class it's just smarter it's

it's not just more of a sophisticated pal yeah yeah most kids when they were kids got creamy not chunky yeah it was more for that's like a Dolan. Oh, is that because chunky cost more? Yeah, be more expensive. I don't know. Yeah, I was like kids at a strawberry jam It's at a grape jelly. We were a grape jelly house. I don't know strawberry jam flaws in college, I don't think Taya and Nabisco like my dad I think hails it is one of the funniest fucking things

He's like, dude. we fucking had the Oreo factory Just with shit all over the floor like throw it into my ice cream All the broken Idea I don't know if it was his idea, but he was like He was like Because when that hit that hit real hard real hard. He was just like these fucking assholes are eating fucking the real hard. real hard. huge

just like these fucking assholes are eating fucking the shit off her floor. a couple of finger nails in there. man that's a gut throw business man right there. I couldn't get enough of it. if any how many suits do you own? I just built like a many half pipe in my backyard. and I didn't want it to be like by by filling it up before you surface it you mitigate the noise Okay, so I tossed all the suits in there

Can you tie a tie yeah, okay? Yeah, when I was in seventh grade in Canada I had one of those school uniforms, okay? Okay? Okay? Everyone a bean bag chair. I did you own one now. I do not own one now, okay How do you feel about fries and mayo? I don't fuck with it. Okay, but when the ketchup runs out, I'll put mustard all over fucking fries Bustard on a Monster on fucking anything. What's the ketchup runs out? It mustered on a fron. I'm a mustard on fucking anything once the ketchup runs out.

It's fucking panic. Yeah. They're freaking out. Yeah, but not grape pupon in case you're wondering. Really? Yeah, I don't think I never cared for grape pupon. No kidding. Yeah.

Jesus. Will you stack plates at a restaurant when you go when you when you if you're done eating? Will I stack plates? Will you stack the plates for the server. Uh, yeah, I'll do that. Okay. I'm down with that.

And when you go out to eat, say you go out with your boys, are you split in the check or you get it or they get it or whatever, or are you paying most of the time when you go out? They're probably paying with the team. Like if you're with your team, your pain. Yeah. Um, let's say you and Knoxville go out to dinner Are you char you chopping up the the line items there? I

Could absolutely I never really got to dinner with Knoxville, but I but I picture him being a split split it in half Okay, okay, I split in a check. That's a while. Yeah. Yeah, anybody else know but I was more of a shot I wasn't sure where you're going Okay, I love him But I think of him as a we're gonna split the check kind of guy. Okay, all right, but you would pick up the check Say the four of us would not have to dinner would you grab the check? I would be most likely to do that. Okay. All right. I wouldn't even reach for my wallet.

It's letting you know. What do you call the remote? Remote. Okay. Okay. Gentlemen. Have you ever been to a monster truck route? Wait, what does a low class person clicker? Clicker. Clicker. Somebody wants called it the buttons, I think, which isn't good. Yeah, clicker would be the shitty would be the trashy version of the clicker. Well, you put chips on the sandwich. Chips on the sandwich. Nah, no, I'm not too into that.

Okay. Go look, listen. You have a go to karaoke song. You don't want to listen to me sing karaoke. I have a go away from the karaoke. How many fast and the furious movies have you seen? None. Okay. What was the first movie you saw on theaters as a kid?

Oh man, it would have been some bullshit that my parents made me go to like cheer each of fires that's glancing yeah that's pretty got me a wardward I got damn it are you currently in any beef with a neighbor oh it doesn't have to be big but just something that like you know I think the half pipe in the back you know I might right? By a couple of people off. I haven't gotten any complaints about the halfpipe. Okay. Plenty of complaints about the three dogs, three goats, and...

You got goats? Yeah, I've got goats in the Hollywood Hills. What are you doing with the goats? I fuck with them, dude. Ha ha haits, I don't know what the guy is. You know what, like my girl and I, our house is an animal sanctuary starter kit. Okay, yeah. I respect that.

Alright. Hmm, interesting. Where are you shopping now? You tightened everything up. I mean, I've never not shopped at Target. For all your clothes and stuff comes from Target. Really? Yeah. What about food? Where you guys shopping for food out in LA? We just made a concerted decision to knock it off with the galsons. Really? Go to Sprouts. Sprouts is a little

elevated. No, it's cheaper. Cheaper than so, gelsons more, but you're cutting back and going from gelsons. Gelsons is for straight suckers. Ha ha ha. Hear that out there. Yeah. Not what's it called? Louins or what's the fancy marijuana?

Airwann. Airwann is for super suckers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I Like $20 for a fucking pineapple and who's going to the grocery store? Do you go to the grocery store like I fought if I'm in the store on a Sunday? I see Steve O pushing the cart you will really feel an avocados and shit Yeah, I mean my girl a lot of the time show order the shit online sure. Okay. He's like it's a $25 Delivery, yeah, it's worth it got you 25 bucks to get it delivered But from the place that you save way more than 25 bucks for shopping at.

Right. And we don't have to go anywhere. Right. But I'm not, I don't operate that way. Like I think like, oh, I'm hungry. I'm in the mood for this. I'm gonna go to fucking galsons. Like a sucker.

Okay. And trying to kind of curb that and maybe go other spots, but like I will absolutely go to the store. Oh, you guys, you cooking at the house a lot? You guys have dinner and shit? I'm not much of a cooker. Okay. Yeah. Are you guys ordering in?

You know what I do the most is I drive through Taco Bell. No shit. I fuck with Taco Bell. What's your Taco Bell order, dude? Mexican veggie, Mexican pizza with jalapenos on it. If I'm on the good side of my diet, then it's a veggie power bowl with jalapenos on it. Okay.

And like I'll throw in some burritos, like the veggie fiesta burrito, or like the bean and cheese, I always bring my babe home, bean and cheese burritos with no onions. You're telling me you're doing that. How many are romantic? I always bring my babe home being in cheese burritos with no onions. You're telling me you're doing that. How many times are romantic? I always bring my babe.

Be in the cheese burritos. Put on you. Yeah, that's why I bring my sweet home. What's wrong with my little schnokom bears? Yeah. How many times a week would you say you're going there? When you're home? From Taco Bell to Taco Bell, Jesus Christ.

I'm going there like three times a week. Holy shit. It's gnarly, yeah. I'm going there like three times a week. Holy shit. It's gnarly. I'm right there with you dog. Let's go. But I did hear that Taco Bell is like absolutely the healthiest fast food place. Who told you one of the goats told you that?

I love how he's like, nah, he's talking to them. You're probably not wrong, especially the vet, you're probably, that probably makes sense. I think it, like it checks out that like the ingredients are for the most part like actual food. Sure, especially if you're going vegetarian for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

And the house that you're in now, did you guys build this? Did you buy it as it is? Buy it as it is. Is it, you know, you seem like a guy that, you know, not a minimalist, but you're like kind of modest living. Is it a normal type of guy? Yeah, I'm not flashy. Okay.

I'm not flashy. I bought my house and... You have your face on the side of your doorbell. That's promotion. And is that team up with that idea, son of a bitch? Yeah. Two Shay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's probably a little more subtle. I don't know. I bought my house in April of 2014. Okay, and It's it's it's dope house. Anything do you do anything with like the sub Z fridge Viking range any of that kind of stuff and Do anything for you? Do you go all out with any of that stuff? Did you?

I didn't change a single appliance in the entire house. Okay, we got a pool back there. Added a hot tub. Nice. So I wanted to jump off the roof. Okay. And into a hot tub. And man did that fucking hurt. Yeah, that was a ton of two-and-a-half-eat-a-water. Yeah, dude, I clipped my fucking butt on the bench.

Like that little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I had an alien growing out of my fucking ass. My lower back was like fucking the movie aliens. Yeah, the hot tub is soaking in. We are out. All right, so it's a standalone hot tub.

Like one of those. It's not in the ground. Correct. Who's cutting the grass? You cut the grass or you give somebody that does that? You mean the astro turf? I got astro turf? Yeah.

That's all I'm looking into. This guy already. that you mean the Astro turf yeah party he's got a three thousand dollar hot dumb an Astro it's sitting on Astro turf okay okay and it's like yeah you want to fucking find some grass to mo with the goats not gonna have the goat's kind of rolling around they've run around but we put them up in our little barn at night we built a barn for them can they come in the house now do they are unaware that they're shooting all day how about the dogs just falling out of their asses all day yeah dogs in the house big time do big snuggle in bed with you all right what

kind of dogs are they? My lady and I brag to each other if we have more animals on our side of the field. What kind of, we've got the dog from Peru. That's the famous, do I? Okay. The famous street dog from Peru, Wendy. Okay. Such a heartwarming story.

Thank you. We've got the rescue dog from the Humane Society in Kauai, Hawaii. Nice. That her name is Lucy. Okay. Good name so far. All classy names. Wendy Lucy. We've recently lost Bernie and all of to old age. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, it's tough. You're gonna get a puppy? I'm ready to go. My girl's got this weird this weird thing like I'm not quite ready yet for another not quite over I'm like the other two dogs just tapped out so that we can save more dogs. There you go Yeah, yeah, but that is carrying a way to look at it. She doesn't see it that way sure What's the the school to the bedroom for a minute you got a king size bed?

Definitely have you ever heard of Wyoming King? No. Have you ever heard of Wyoming king? No. Have you ever heard of Alaska? No. Have heard of Alaska? No. What's bigger? Wyoming or Alaska? Alaskan is bigger. No shit.

Yeah, these these beds, Wyoming, Alaskan, there's even some other ones that I can't remember the fucking name. I know California king. I thought that was the big one. No, I know I know of Alaska. California king is more narrow than a standard king, but longer. Like if you're a fucking seven and a half foot tall dude than you need a California King. It's more narrow, it's stupid. And the standard King is, I believe, 76 inches wide by 80 feet long, close enough to a perfect square that it's just fucking annoying to try and figure out which way the sheets go

Gotcha Whereas the Wyoming King and the Alaskan King are just perfect squares doesn't matter what fucking side of the sheets You put on the Wyoming King is seven feet by seven feet. What's what seven times 12 84 yeah, fuck yeah, that's not good. You have the worst guy in the room. Yeah, it's 84 He's coming out even a face tattoo and you know good amount wider But these are the Alaskan King is fucking nine feet by nine feet. That's what you're rocking. So that's okay We're not rocking it. We're not rocking it. We're not here in Wyoming. That's Wyoming. We like God We're not even the Wyoming yet. Oh

My girl and I don't want to have kids. That's why for my bucket list special one of the stunts was the vasectomy Olympics and one of the stunts was the vasectomy Olympics. And like, so we took care of that. Instead of having kids, we wanna fucking just pour ourselves into helping animals. And that's why we're doing the animal sanctuary starter kit. Yeah, sure. The plan all along has been by a big-ass property and open up our own, like, big animal sanctuary.

Okay. We just brought that property. We have a go we have a big old 44 acre ranch in Tennessee now There you go the house just like fucking sitting there empty like and the what I'm dying to put in that fucking house is Wyoming or in Alaska Yeah, it's alright. Oh cuz I heard I saw you recently contemplated about moving to Tennessee. So that is how you're moving to Tennessee. I mean, not necessarily moving to... What? Establishing residency.

There is real incentive in spending six months and one day in Tennessee. Gotcha. But I don't think I'm prepared to do that. I do not think that that's in the cards, at least not this next year. Like I wanna gradually get set up there and gradually kind of shift over there.

Right. So once California has finished shitting the bed, then you'll be in that way. You're the full transition. Yeah. Back the goats were out of here. Yeah, we're just right now. We just wanna be putting in beds and bunkers and

MREs Still building the gun to it go off grid with the fucking solar and how do you sleep? Do you sleep on your side you sleep on your back big time side side and then on the other side and then my My girl calls me a ferdinand fidgety ferdinand you roll around I got a flip back before you guys fall asleep with the TV on My girl can't fall asleep without the TV. I should stop calling her my girl her name's Lux. Okay, Lux Very irresponsible consumer of television content nice Okay, she'll put it on two-fall asleep.

Okay, I do that sometimes too though. Drives me nuts. I'm like, you know what, I like to consider my time valuable. And if I'm going to invest my time in consuming television content, I'm gonna do so fucking deliberately. Oh wait, okay.

And if I'm gonna, if I catch myself like I'm falling asleep, I'm gonna make Melon out to fucking hit pause and save her hours at because I'm like What am I fucking doing here if I'm gonna sleep through half of it? Okay smart smart guy all right So my girl get fall asleep. We call that getting busted. I'm like you're busted She's like now I'm gonna get busted. Let me get busted. I'm like all right. How many pillows are you using? Oh, man? I'm a fucking you got one between the legs you holding one I have to have one between the legs I did it has to be between the legs and

If I'm with my girl then I will live with just between the leg pillow and head pillow. Okay, but if I'm not with my girl, I am a four pillow mother fucker. Yeah, all right. I need a side pillow, a head pillow, leg pillow, and then when I flip over, I got to have one ready for me on the other side. Yeah, I have a side piece waiting for you. I I gotta have one ready for me on the other side. Yeah, I have a side piece waiting for you. I fold one and so I can hug it like that. It's nice. Crazy.

I didn't know that was trashy, man. I would have been better. The more pillows tends to, the more pillows sleeping tends to be more trashy. Wow. It's a sophisticated people, maybe. Based on our science. You know, it's ain't no one's like Lapedia. I mean, they do. When I met my girl, she was like, I don't even need a pillow. She didn't even have one of it. I was like, what?

That's classic. That's crazy. Now she's fucking all up on the leg, dude. Don't fucking steal my leg pillow. She's rubbing all the leg pillow. Have you had Poison Ivy in the past year or two? No. Okay. Would you say you have a favorite frozen pizza? Mmm. How was those fucking ones? Those fucking ones that... Back in the day? Came fire some off. Elios, tombstone, the Jorno.

No, it was like a... So first French bread pizza. Toastinos. Toastinos. Toastinos, Toastinos party pizza. Yeah. That was the greatest moment of my life. That was party pizza.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. How do you feel about that? Then in crispy little motherfucker, dude. Yeah, it's more of like a pizza pizza. Yeah. It's like a cracker.

Yeah. It's almost like mozzarella underneath those things. It's not going to go crazy. It's not of like a pizza pizza. Yeah. It's like a cracker. It's almost like mozzarella underneath those things. It's not gonna go crazy. It's not gonna scratch the edge on its own. What about how do you feel about pineapple on pizza? No, not me, dude. No, I like it. I like when I order a pizza.

You guys get pizza at the house? Where you get pizza? You get a pizza? I'm not wearing it if I'm on the bad side of my diet. You'll go that way. If I'm on the bad side of my diet you'll go that way if I'm on the bad side of my Diet I will fucking fuck with Domino's okay the app might even make its way back onto my phone so that I just hit the button And it's already ordered you were just talking about big fans of dominoes over here I mean the stuff they're doing is is you know dominoes over pizza hut

Yeah, okay, I'm gonna fuck about about it. Uh pizza But like I do like to be the one ordering the pizza because I want to tell the fucking person making it That I want them to put so much fucking tomato sauce on that thing that I have to eat it with a goddamn spoon Really yeah It's quadruple sauce. That's crazy. Yeah, and then you know what? I don't even take their word for it

because they always fucking know. You go down to the dominoes. No, no, no. I fucking ask for a side. Like, I want a fucking bowl of tomatoes. And then you'll put that whole up of the chicken. A bowl of pizza sauce. Then I'll grab the fucking piece of pizza

and use it as a spoon to scoop fucking massive amounts of pizza sauce And just eat it like that god damn Yeah, but I also need fucking hell of mushrooms and jalapenos all over that thing. I'll give you that okay I like a mushroom mm-hmm not bad what what kind of car you whipping around in I drive a Tesla why the cheap kind okay Any bumper stickers on there You can tell by the handle Okay, okay, you can tell by the handle if somebody's like Obnoxiously wealthy or not gotcha any magnets on the fridge at the house Magnets on my tour bus okay, that's fair. Yeah, All right. I'll give you that. You want an air fryer?

My girl just bought one for Tennessee. Okay, but I don't know how to use it. How about a George Foreman girl? I never had one never had one. Will you pee in the shower? God, I'll pee anywhere. I forgot I was talking to you. I stopped getting up to pee, like at night. Yeah. Like, okay. Pea bottle in bed.

With your girl? Straight up with my girl. It started because I got diagnosed with sleep apnea. So I like, I got a CPAP machine. I got one too? Yeah, my girl was like, yo, it freaks me out. You don't breathe in all of a sudden. You're like, you know, while you're asleep,

she's like, I don't like it. You got to get a CPAP. It tends to freak people out a little bit. When you die in the middle of it. Yeah, so we got the CPAP machine. And now it's like, I'm fucking have it all strapped on, I got the hose, fucking I'm strapped, and I would have to unswrap it,

which would deactivate the machine if I'm gonna get up to go pee. Right, right, I know. So I got this special pee bottle that has its own hose, there's a little hook and I grab it and start and look with the CPAP and I'm peeing into the bottle and it goes through the hose and thing. But then I just got lazy, I'm not that big of a fan

of wearing the pee-PAP machine. Call it my PAP smear. And the fuck, and I just stopped using it. But I stuck with telebottle. I was just being in the bottle. Yeah, and I love using my P-bottle in the middle of the night so much that I have a travel P-bottle, which goes in my carrying on bag.

Hey, you're a shit. I straight up fucking, dude, I piss in a bottle lane in my bed sometimes I fucking spring a leak, you know it doesn't always make it all the way in. I'll bang my peep my, I'll bang my weener against the peep bottle back and forth, but still when I try and come away from it I'm pissing all over myself and the bed and I don't give a fuck, I love it. Okay fair enough. That's all class of my trip.

Check out the little pee bottle. I'm doing it again. Oh Gatorade bottle, you got the indenital. Wait, so you bought like a, it's like an actual like contraption? Yeah. For what people who are like bedridden? Sure. Here's the one to get up in the middle of the night.

Or lazy stuff. And let's not forget that he's doing this in the middle of a petting zoo. Yeah, middle of a petting zoo. Oh. I can't wait to be pissing all over the last game. Babe, we need a bigger match just for me to pee on. Dude, you have to be proof that like soulmates are real that girls like fuck yeah, yeah, I Mean my girl is definitely the one it becomes abundantly evident that I found the exact right woman for me on this bucket list special

huh Okay You got an air freshener in that car yours in that Tesla Okay, uh, you got an air freshener in that car yours in that Tesla Do not we eat in the car Okay, you kid me a mad talk Do you like poppin other people's pimples that I do not fuck with okay Huh you wear shoes in the house? Sure. Yeah. You ever have orangeina? Um, not in a long, long time.

Okay. When was the first time you had Nettella? Do you remember? I think that that started in England. Yeah, probably early, right? Oh, you probably had a young. Um, the, here's a question that might go on your list well. Hit us.

Do you wash your hands? Oh. Ah. Ah. I'll be honest with you, man. Since the pandemic, not that much. Not after IP. After you've beaten up, what are we doing? Your winner is the cleanest part of your body.

He's sitting in an underwear all day. Yeah, it's like, hey, you know what? This time I managed to pee and not piss all over my hands, so I skipped the wash. Yeah, yeah. If you're pooping, you should be washing your hands. You know what, dude? Not for a second.

Yeah. I'm, you know what's coming. He's like, well, you know what? I'm a major now, you should have a point to that. I'm not a hand washer. I don't believe in it. And I'll tell you why, it's because the immune system is your muscle. You're not wrong. The immune system is a muscle that I like to keep in shape.

So I like to challenge. That's real dirt peg mentality. I like it. Yeah, I like to challenge my immune system as much as possible. Okay. All right. I mean, tell you what do you think about this? What do you think about this? If I walk out onto the street here in New York

and I look for the nearest puddle. Okay. And I take this cup, scoop it up. Okay, and I say I've got my bucket list special coming out in one week, I can't afford to get sick. And then I knock it back. Ugh. I mean, I have seen you swallow goldfish. You know, right. special coming out in one week I can't afford to get sick and then I knock it back

I have seen you swallow goldfish. I mean this isn't I would advise against it. Yeah, well The question is will that perform Talking analytics talking numbers here, fat boy. Man, one of the questions was breakfast and bed. Question mark. This less of an RE-garbered question, more of a Steve O'Question. How do you swim in stilts? Swimming stilts. He's pretty quickly.

Yeah, that's more of an arm thing. That's more of an upper body problem. Oh man, this is an all-time cool moment for me. Thank you for coming here. I love it, man. I don't want to say nice, but do you enjoy a nice dinner? Do you like going out to a nice restaurant? Every show often, with my team. OK. I'll say hey you guys fucking killing it

Yeah, pick whatever fucking fancy expense vast restaurant you want fucking book it and fucking I'm gonna go Treat you guys, but it doesn't necessarily float your you'd be happy with the Taco Bell and peeing in the bed and Yeah, goats and all that stuff. Yeah. All right. All right. I do, I do like that a lot. I respect it. But I fuck with seafood, man. I was vegan for like a number of years.

And I was just like, all right, like I was going back to seafood. Okay. You like an oyster? You like a raw oyster? Not a raw oyster, but a steamed clam, yeah. Okay. You like some steamers? Yeah.

I fuck with some steamers. Shout out to it. All right. Yeah, I've Fuck with lobster, I Okay, here's one I die. I was there you ever seen a UFO I've not but man I had that dude Jeremy Corbill. Yeah, podcast numbers dude Yeah, you should fucking I know you guys were like fucking probably pretty focused in on comedy, but. No, we're, we're expanding. Love the house.

Get that fucking core bell guy on dude. Numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm poor. You know how to use chopsticks? Sure.

You open your eyes under water in the pool. Sure. You have a swiffer at the house? On the bus. Okay. Okay. Will you dance at weddings? Ooh, that's a tough one, big guy.

That's a tough one. Oh, jerk off out of the plane. Well, you will not see me doing the macarena, guys. I don't want to die with myself. I don't want to die with myself. Have you been to a wedding in the last like five years? Five years, probably about exactly five years ago. Somebody close to you?

Yes. To question, what do you, what are you, what are you dropping at a wedding? As a gift. As a gift everybody does. We ask everybody this. Like if you're going and say, don't they have like a fucking registry type? You can do that.

Yeah, you do something off the registry. Yeah, I'm not going to do it, but I'm not going to do it. You know, the computer. Yeah, my girl is all about that. She'll take care of that. Okay. Credit cards, what are you rocking?

You got an AMEX? Nope. No AMEX. Yeah, I forget what the fucking problem was with that. I don't know. I don't think I qualified for an AMEX. Is your credit good or bad? I've not, you know what?

At this point, it's gotta be good. Credit is a lot of time to tell you what's wrong. It's got the country. That's a risk. I'm back here. Credit. Dude, if you ask somebody what their credit score is, they don't give you a number, you're jammed off.

Credit is like your immune system. If I eat this American Express card. Oh, I mean, you're a hundred percent trash. What a fucking legend. So cool dude. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Steve O. The specialist streaming right now is website steveo.com bucket list. The intro is unbelievable.

And buddy, we can't thank you enough. Congratulations. We all love you. I'm glad it blasping. Congrats on your success. Thank you. K. We all love you. I have a blast. Thank you, brother. I have a blast, man. Congrats on your success. Thank you, brother. Kippy, what do you got for us? Guys, we're all over the road.

Tickets are selling out. Less few, I think there's like 10 dates left for the rest of the year. Get those tickets. Scoop them up, gang. Everybody's going to sell out. We want to see you there. We appreciate you. You guys are touring together?

Yeah. So we do. This is a perfect plug for the live show. We're both stand-up. So we go headline and then we finish. We close the perfect plug for the live show. We're both stand up. So we co-headline and then we, we finish, we close the show out playing AYG with the crowd. They get there, they get to submit their RU garbage questions. Have you ever fucked your mom or whatever? We co-headline T-bone features and then we play a little RU garbage with the crowd. So they get to divide the other podcasts while we're all doing stand up very rude that somebody they fucked in their mom Ladies and gentlemen the legendary Steve oh make sure you check out bucket list

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