Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Supermarket Etiquette! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

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Hey, by the way, I don't think I didn't notice that clap for Kippy there, Luke. What are you angling for? I think you just got to return my calls. Who, me or Luke? Both of these. Which I get. Uh-huh. I get it.

Yeah. I got a little something. I, uh... What do you got, Kippie? My door's always open to you. Yeah. Let me crack open my... refreshing.

Seltzer. It's a seltzer club soda. Seltzer? Seltzer? Yeah. Can you check into the show? I'm working here, man. Now, what is, I know, listen, I know what should be done in polite society.

I'm not asking about, I'm asking about casual. Let's say, I was, yeah, as you know, I was, I was recently in, in. in Germany visiting my wife's family. Ah, the motherland. Yes. The fatherland. The fatherland. No, I think it was the motherland.

No, motherland is Russia. I know that because of a World War I poem. It is sweet and dignified to die for the motherland. Fatherland. We have done this before, but it's a fatherland. God damn it. I meant fatherland. Fuck.

Hey, everybody out there. Buddy. Anyway, you're in Germany. What is the Right different culture over there They're big on their baked goods and their breads Are they? Yeah

Okay I don't know why you All right Why you take why is that where you're what I thought it was their tank technology Technology Tank technology Those panzers were no joke

Things were vicious Take out of Sherman in two seconds Shout out to D day just passed by the way A few weeks ago Normandy Do you know anything about it? Hippy. It's such a valet dealer.

No, I'm not. I don't know. You see me at a mall wearing fucking top gun uniform? I see you in front of half a million people talking about Normandy. Like you were there, though. I wasn't there. No. Too young to join.

They're lucky I wasn't there. I kick some ass. I wouldn't have made it. Think you would have made it? No. What? Off the boat? Off the boat, no.

Those little things, that ramp goes down. Think, think, ding, think, ding. Fuck. I would have. Yeah. I just wouldn't want to made it off. I've seen you not want to tie your shoes, dude. God damn.

Shout out to him. Yes. Should we shout out to D-Day guys? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's a big. That's a big one.

Yeah, no, I know. Took it. Almost didn't work. Tuck it. Yeah. I got you. Point two Hawk. What?

St. Mary Gleas. All nine yards. Yeah. My thing with you is you've really We've said you You tried to distance yourself between a civil You don't claim that you've served Never

But you I have respect for them But you say that everybody does Sure But you say like of course I have respect Yet no but you make it seem like you're also not a civilian Truly Well I'm a dependent

On me for sure No On the system I had a military ID for a little while Uh huh It was sick I could get on the base. Uh-huh.

Just to go to the exchange, a Navy exchange, where you get cheap liquor. What age did you have an ID? I had it in college. It was sick. I looked like an operator, though.

I looked like I worked for the CIA. It was a good pick. Because you got him with your dad for insurance and stuff like that when your dad was in a Navy. My dad was in a Navy. Man. But not on a ship.

He was a recruiter. Hey, out of Willa Grove, dude. Shut up. I didn't say he was in the front lines. Well, you also go, well, he wasn't on a ship. That also means that, like, he was inland. He wasn't near the, he was near the Shamany Creek. They had a lot of action over there.

That's where they launched a P3 Orion's out of. I think they had nukes over there. Where, Willa Grove? I think so. Maybe that's why my hair's falling out. I live 15 minutes of that fucking joking. That show was running off in the water. No wonder my head's so fucking thing.

The six-year-old, the boy looks 48. Maybe. Uh-huh. But they had shit over there. They had F-18 Hornets, Lees Hogi House. Shut up. You're such a loser. That Lees might have been a front.

I don't know. A couple of nukes come out of a couple of sub sandwiches. Get the sonar on Lees. Shout out to Lees Hogi Shack. Lees Hockey Shack is a local favorite franchise. Is it? Yeah. Get in there.

Those are big sandwiches. See what you can find on Lee's Hogi have. My buddy in high school worked in a Lees. we would go. He would reek of onions, I bet. Man, my boy. The rag tag team, a guy. I remember, shout out Lisa.

I'm not trying to smirch the good name of least. The boss. This guy was so, this guy was passed out drunk in the back office. Nice. I went, what does he do? Did you ever, that was the first job where my friend had outside, where it was like the inmates were running the asylum a little bit. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And you'll hear about those, oh, that's fucking Steve from work. And we're there. and we're smoking and drinking. When the manager does drugs and gets fucked up. Yes. And you're going, and I'm working at a fucking supermarket. So you're like,

I'm like a corporate, you know, schmuck. And this guy's like, you know, living a life of a, but hanging out with 25-year-old. Dale got a shrooms. Yeah,

that kind of thing. Let me ask my buddy at work, that kind of shit. I worked with a dude like that. We party with us and shit. Dude, I thought it was so cool. We went there.

And this guy was laying on the ground. What's wrong with him? Like, he drank too much vodka. I'm like, it's 2.30 and he after me. I remember me like. I just dropped onion rings. You're like, this ain't all it's cracked up to be. He was passed out?

Yeah. At a lees? Uh-huh. I remember they, they made the, they served it on a styrofoam plate and the fries were so hot. It burnt. Oh, that's that good fries. Did the oil. They burnt the plate.

I remember being like, yee-e-e-y-y-fucking. That's good fries. I love, and the chicken, yeah. Listen, I'm a big lees. Also, do you remember slacks? Pants? No, slacks hoagie shack. No.

Slacks. Hogi Shack. I feel like you made that up. Nah, my dad, go to Slacks. I think that was a train as well. That was French. Slacks Hogi Shack. Go to Slacks.

Yeah. Stocks Pound Kee. If there's one thing my family loves, it's Huggie, steaks, and pizza. Yeah. Tegu's steaks and pizza. Something about getting down there in those burbs. Peggy steak. Yeah, hoogie steaks are pizza on a Friday or Saturday night.

Let's do it. The Flacks is still banging. How many locations they got? Just one right now. Where's that at? Oxford. One location. Oxford Point Shopping Center.

One location. Oxford Point Shopping. Fairless Hills? Fairless Hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One location. One location I'm seeing right now. It reminds me of Fort Sumner.

Reminds me all my good friends at the Alamo. I don't get the Alamo. What are they doing? Give it up. Come on, Enterprise, man. Are you a stromboli guy? What? Speaking of which?

Because that came up. Recently. My annual one of your business, maybe. Hey, excuse me, is Kevin a Strz? He's talking to the CA guys about it. We would usually get a pizza and a stromboli. You never did a stromboli? No.

Do you know what a stromboli is? Yeah. Luke, do you know what a stromboli is? Yeah. It's like a Calzone's fancy cousin. In Wilkesbury, I always thought a stromboli was a tallying meat. Because we would get it out. A classic stromboli, to me, is like mozzarella cheese, salami or something.

Salami. Some kind of Italian meat and peppers and stuff like that. I think there's anything in there, no? I don't think it's just one thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was delicious.

What's the difference between that and a calzone? Calzone small, I guess. I don't know. Can I be honest with you? You don't know. No. Well, yeah, I don't know. Okay.

But I've never had a calzone. I don't know if I know. It's too much dough. I don't like it. A calzone. I'm not a calzone guy. It's different in the shape, ceiling method, and cheese type. A calzone is a half folded, half moon filled with ricotta.

Stromboli is a rolled cylinder like a burrito filled primarily with mozzarella and meats. Yeah, it's that that, ricotta cheese. I was half in half. I could hit or miss with that. Not a ricotta. I'll do the whip ricotta. You know, gentlemen, if I'm out with a little honey on it and some bread. But the ricotta cheese, it just stinks.

You do that and you do that. You're doing ricotta and canoli and fucking lasagna. Pick a lane. Lost a lot of good men out there. At least, Oghis. The alimbo. What do you got for me? You're over there in Germany.

I mean, they're known for their baked goods, which forso you didn't like for some reason. No. You didn't. That rubbed you the wrong way. I've never heard of that. What do they got? Strudel. Douche.

I mean, the German bread is like notorious. Notorious. Pretzels? Notorious is right. What? They involved it. I mean, I'm not nuts here. Germany's famous worldwide for its baked goods. Yeah.

Strudel. Okay. Over 3,000 types of bread. Ooh. Come on. Hey, buddy, the war's over. Relax. Get that right here in America.

I'm a Stroman family. I like a bobka. I do a bobka. I kill a bobka. Not like that, but I'll enjoy it. That's your D-Day. It's your B-day. Bobka. A whole bobka?

I can do a whole bobka with a little butter, a big glass of milk. Okay. This isn't a contest. We believe you. All right, so they're big on their baked goods, says you. This has nothing to do with that. I was at a supermarket, and I was acquiring some pretzels. They have, like, fresh, soft,

pretzels that they bake every day there, like in the, where the rolls are. You know what I mean? Like in the bakery, you go lift the thing. Now that I can get behind. Thank you. Are they shaped like ours? What are ours shaped like? Like the tight ones, like the eights.

The long ones. Yeah. Now. Are they like the big? They're like a soft pretzel. A big, loopy. Yeah, but they're not that big. They're like more regular size.

Really? Yeah. And they do something. I would like that. I don't know why you're dragging your heels on this. A regular. Like the size of a regular like a Schneider's hard pretzel. No.

But one of those soft would be good, little bangers. Yeah, no, these are like a super pretzel. Okay. Super pretzel, soft pretzels. Yeah, these are soft pretzels. Okay. What are we talking about it? I got you.

Okay. I'm with you. You and me. Locked in. I'll be. Um, whatever. This doesn't matter. What is the etiquette?

Oh. on retrieving fresh to baked goods from a receptacle. Tongues or gloves. You don't go in there with your hand. I don't care what country you're in. We'll be right back. What? At all?

At all. If I'm just, okay, hold on. It's crazy to like pick through them. You can't do that. Yeah, well, yeah, of course. If I'm grabbing mine and I'm not touching anything else, is that such a, that's not an international incident.

I think it is because your hands in there with whatever's on it. Now, when we go to, like, a comfort in or something like that, I'm going to, you what? I go, to get to toast. Those people are animals, though. I'm at an Aldi. You're an Aldi? Yeah. Aldi's doing fresh baked goods?

Over there, yeah. I see, I don't like that. There's such big bakery people that they're everywhere. I don't like that. What? Because they don't do that over here. Uh-huh. There's no bakery section at Aldi, I don't think, or anybody behind a counter.

Well, why don't you go to Willa Grove and want some nukes? They give us to have shit. over here. Yeah. It's like when we sell F-16s to Egypt, we don't give them the shoot-down, look-down radar. We just give them like...

Give them the deltas. It's fucking pain over the delta diamond. Hey, good luck with this. Yeah, what are you doing over there? You're going to get... I'd go right to the embassy. Yeah, I got caught some... Show my military ID.

It's an old picture. Listen, I don't know my name. But I know I can eat 16 pretzels in five minutes. Got any bapka? Yeah. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. Causing trouble.

I listen. These are efficient people. Now you're on their side? A little bit. You fucking trade you're selling me out. You fucking double ageing me. You fucking sold me out for a secret. What?

You're something. That was something stupid. It would have been a major sidetrack and dumb, and I could hear everybody being like shut up. So check on myself. That's great. Thank you. Now I kind of want to know what it was.

I don't know who the East Germans were. Were they Russians or were they Germans? Like who was running a ship? Who were the bad guys in East Germany? Who was the East German government? It was Russians, right? But they wore like Nazi uniforms. I know.

They were Germans, no? Yeah, but... Oh, but they were, I guess, Russian, because it was Mr. Grubachov, take down that wall. Yeah. What happened to those guys? What you mean?

I don't know. Didn't Tom Hanks get him in Bridges Spies? No, he got fucked over. Well, he got the kid back, but yeah. That guy, that old man played him, like a fiddle. Probably him back and told him Everything. That guy was smooth, though.

Well, deserving of the Academy Award. Who were the East Germans? They were Germans, but they were run by Russia. Gotcha. And there was a puppet government over there. That's what I need to set up here. I like that. I like that.

Yeah, puppet regime. That's how you got to operate. Maybe I'm doing it right now. Nobody knows. I don't think you are. No. Give me a soft pretzel. But they do something.

My wife has told me they put. But anyway, listen. What were your options? Like one of those like bag gloves? Yeah. You know what I mean? That's like a loose one. Like for hair dye.

I guess, yeah. It's a touch of gray right there. Sure, I guess. I've never dyed my hair. I don't dye my hair. I got good genetics. I don't dye my hair. What?

Dye my hair. Your facial hair? No. It's crazy. Rude. Sulting. We'll be right back. I might have touched up a little bit.

So you lied, but you just lied. I didn't lie. It's real puppet regime stuff. So we do it. Maybe I wasn't at Lee's Hogi House. I've never been to a Slacks Hogi Shack. How good a name is that? Slacks Hogi Shack?

Lees all the way. I like pudges myself. I'm a goddamn pudges, man. Anywho, all right, listen. They put like a baking soda on the outside, so the outside's crunchy. Not crunchy, but has it. Alkaline lie. Alkaline Lye.

What's the fuck? Yeah, it's baking soda. Really? I thought Lye was bad. I thought Lye's what you used to get rid of a body. That's what you do together. A sticky situation. That's what you can impulsively do.

Hey, then. Wait, they crisp it up? Yeah. So is that what you were getting? Was it soft pretzel? I's got three of them. And they had this little Elios banger. It wasn't in it.

My wife was like, no one eats that stuff. I know, like a cold pizza. Yeah, it looked exactly like Elio's. I'm with you on that. And I was with, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I crushed that thing.

It was pretty good. Pretty good. Were you catching looks for grabbing Rod Dog? Yeah. But. They didn't have tongs? They did. I could have tonged.

I could have loose gloves it. You got a tong. But there wasn't that many left. It was later in the day. Hey, listen, I am what I am. And if you're out there and you're just grabbing your thing, go for it. If there's something on your hand that, will jump off your hand onto something.

That's what they're worried about. That's going to happen with the tongue anyway. Don't act like your knuckles aren't pants. And you're looking in there with a tongue. You're spending a lot of time in there. That's sweat, that's hair, that skin cells. I'm in and out. If you're in there like the crane game, picking them up and dropping them.

No way, Jose. Okay. Just roll dog it if you're being courteous. The wife, bust your chops about it? A little bit, yeah. Yeah. It is what it is. I am what I am. So you're in a supermarket. You get three soft pretzels and you're eating that right then? And the piece of pizza.

Were you shopping? Were you shopping or did you go in there to get this? I shop it. I knew I was getting that, but I also got some. Now to eat this while you're walking around. No. I don't, that's just because I don't speak the line. I don't want someone to yell at me. And then me and not be able to get out of a situation. I have to call my wife. Yeah, but talk about draft kings. Gangs, Fight Night is here, and only Draft Kings has you fully covered. Draft King Sports app is now available in all 50 states, including all markets.

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You ever been to Lee Jogi? I did talk to a mutual friend of ours bodyguard at an event we were at a month ago. And he had to, you know, I knew he was holding. And I was like, what do you got in there? Glock? Or I said, I said Tech 9. It came off slightly racist. But we moved on from the conversation.

He's like, now I got a clock, which I don't know. Also, I don't know what any of that is. I don't think there's a body. Do you know what a tech nine is? I thought it was that gun that they used in LA a lot.

I don't know what that is. But like, yeah, I don't think a bodyguard's rolling around with a tech nine. It's like a little, yeah. It's a machine. They're not in the yakuza.

Yeah, like a submachine gun, isn't it? It's like a gang gun. Yeah. That's what I, that's what I mean. It's like the streets.

We had no bodyguards. a lot of carry a fucking street sweeper on them. Fucking spray the block, dude. What? Yeah. He's like, nah, I got a clock. Also, there's nobody you want to impress more than the bodyguard?

And a black dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so a cool blackjack bodyguard. I'm sorry. You were slipping out of your seat. Yeah. So, man, how are you doing? It's all.

It's up, bro. You own the job? No, I don't say it like that. What do you got in there? You were with me? First of all, but you didn't know that's what? Even the body. I had to tell you that's what bodyguards do.

So you claim. Let's stick and stuff. Yeah. You claim you know body and you're an operator. I didn't say it was an operator. I said I looked like an operator in my picture when I had my father's military ID to get on the base to go to the Navy exchange to pick up booze for a Christmas party. And hot dogs. You're an American hero.

Holy shit. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be overseas with that picture. I'll tell you that. They would have brought me in. If I was in the Middle East with that picture, they would have brought me in. Because I look like I worked for the company. So we understand you've eaten all the hummus.

It wasn't for everybody? I'm here visiting. I'm on holiday. All right. Listen, that's neither here. I don't think it's that crazy. The hand in the thing. You're just grabbing one.

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Okay. Okay. Are you garbage if you and your family would eat at our local bowling alley restaurant but not go bowling. That's a tough look. But that's smaller town stuff where that's kind of the hub. A lot of times they have a pretty solid bar restaurant.

If it's a snack bar, you can't do that. Bowling alley and Bluebell in our town, they got a restaurant that I don't know how they don't have a Michelin Star. They got a fucking roast beef plate that'll fucking blow your socks off. Doing a roast beef plate at a bowling alley. It's so good. Mashedators,

gravy, the whole, the works. Is it a restaurant or a food? It's a restaurant. It's like a restaurant bar. They add it on. Yeah. We go in there and eat all the time. That's good.

That's all right. Trash. Is it having its own entrance? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. You got to go through the bag, climb out through an alley. Elaine.

Damn. Thank you for your service. You're welcome. Yeah, I think that's okay. I mean, like, you know. That adds big time. Yeah, that might as well be a Buffalo wild. wings or something or a fucking cheesecake factory.

Yeah, I'm with it. That's all right. I'd say it's trash, but it's awesome. 100% not classy, but you do you. This one's from Sean K, $10 homie, long time, never have one read. Will you open a bag of chips with the label upside down? It's the exact same, but it feels wrong. Whoa, will you open up a bag of chip?

Like, what? Why? That's anarchist shit. I would argue it's not the same. That would, my father would fucking freak out. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is this? I remember I would fuck up the milk carton

He'd freak out Sure Oh man I would put I couldn't get it Sometimes you couldn't get it Couldn't get it My goddamn glue was too tight My little

My little fat child fingers Didn't have the dexterity To open it up Couldn't pop the carton You gotta fucking go You gotta go full in And then you were like real loose That would be like a real like thin lip on it

Oh Bad Yeah Why would you do something like that That's a dickhead move With the seasoning be better No Well, this is the thing.

All the small bits and everything does settle at the bottom. So that would then... So if you turn it upside down, it's all going to go to the other side. Yeah, but it would fall through and catch. It'd be denser seasoned. Well, this is one theory. Like string theory. Hmm.

That's actually interesting. All the flavor crystals, then it, like, remarinates. Which my biggest thing is the bottom of the cereal box with the same method still apply because of all that if all that lucky charms dust would fall through and magically coat everything i could get on board with we'll have to run some experiments let's get diesel we might i love the bottom of a cereal box all that does i hated it why because you don't get i like a nice crunch and you don't get that it's too the ratio for me isn't good coats the milk yeah but i'm not doing it for the milk i want like uh you don't get the heartiness

the flakes aren't as big the pebbles aren't as big nothing's at as good. It's the worst it's the worst version of it to me. Hmm. Interesting. It's the same reason I don't like the fucking broken chips. Y'all want to give me the fucking, you know what I mean? Yeah. But that's just me. But I tell you what?

Seeing that bag upside down. If it's a big bag, seeing an upside down bag on the counter, that would really... That'd bother you. It'd be like a Mandela effect. Yeah, it doesn't feel right. That and also what I didn't like is you go over to someone's house and they're like, oh, hey me the fucking ruffles or whatever. And, you know, you know,

you go and they've cut the top of the bag off. Did you ever see that? Hey, that must have been like a 90s thing. Crazy. They trim, I go. And they hit it with a clip. Yeah. What was the idea behind it?

Being dicks. Yeah, I think just like. The mom with nothing to do. Yeah, orderly kind of OCDness. Go take a tennis lesson, honey. Yeah, trim it off and then they would do a fold. It looked better. Yeah.

Like, it didn't feel right though. Did you know anybody that put that? shit in Tupperware? No. Like in sitcoms? I think my sister might do that a little or no, I don't think so. Like the pitcher of orange juice in the fridge

like on family ties? What? Yeah. I mean, we had the plastic pitcher from concentrate. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but not with the clear picture that was... In the frozen orange juice? Yeah. I still love... No way. I get in there. My mom... What the fuck? Who did you in?

Lemonade was great, too. It's like the bottom of a water ice. solid such a fat ass like your bottom of water right you never ate concentrate a lemonade they never had that shit oh of course

I mean dude the crystal light was so big though but not the concentrate like that crystal light was a powder yeah no he's talking about

you used to buy a frozen it used to come in a frozen bread yeah yeah right my dad fuck with limeade you know what was real fancy

I'm big in the limeade now I really am the outshine lime bars they're delicious but you had that is that's not lineade that's a fancy

fucking Ice pop Yeah You're a lie made as a kid Yeah I was like You weren't allowed to touch that It's like adult stuff to me

Like that's like A1 sauce It's like only for you are Really You had things in the fridge You weren't allowed to have No I was allowed to I was just like It's gross

I used to hate parents like that Don't touch my dad's root beer Or something like that Fuck him He's at work I don't know And you're eating all this Fucking snack shit dick

Yeah what the fuck I'm a fucking guess I can't eat his orio's Whatever he has Yeah, I think that's fair, no Fuck that It's for everybody My dad never did that shit

He's never had anything good Yeah, we did Chon Help yourself to the croutons Help yourself to the steel croutons And the half of fucking Limeade So we touch the bottom of the cereal box

Yes YP I have a test in the morning I need this sugar I gotta have a good breakfast on a test day. Like, fucking give me the pancakes and you shut up. I'm sleeping. Something that knocked me out on the bus.

Yeah. No, I don't, we're not, we were like barely a chip clip family, mostly a clothespin. Mm-hmm. Still, I think Denise still rocks that. Love a close pin. We did a chip clip and the cut. Come on. That ain't a retentive shit.

Yeah, that was never. OCD. Didn't feel right. No. Half a bag. Something was missing. I want to stick my hand out. Yeah, you got to go digging a little bit.

I might have asked you guys this before. What was the breakfast before school? Mine was if my dad was driving me because I lived out of the bus thing, so he would have to drop me off every day. We stopped at Wawa, and it was just bagel. It was a bagel with butter and a Wawa iced tea or orange juice until the sizzly dropped. And when the sizzly dropped, I would do a sizzly every day. So that was Thursday, Friday I would do a sizzly.

Yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday was my mom is whatever cereal toast. Maybe she was out, depending on what she was working. If she was up, maybe an egg sandwich. A screwdriver. Maybe a mudslime. The blender was still going. That was another thing that was like real rich shit to, or like fancy shit was the frozen

margarita, like that lime made. Yeah. They used to sell those. In a bucket. Well, the bucket. We got hot out that for a minute. It was one thing. But they had the frozen, like concentrate thing that you would dump that in.

Maybe we, I thought like there was alcohol. Maybe there wasn't, but you would get that at the liquor store. And that blew my, I'm like, so things are going well. You got the pre-frozen, John? The Chi-Chi's pre-Frozen? Yeah, it might have been, yeah, something. The bucket was Chi-Chi's, right? Yeah.

Is Chi-Chi still banging or no? I got a couple locations. It's not like slacks, but they're still hanging. in there. Mine was apples and cinnamon instant oatmeal in the winter. And in the peak season, it was honeynut Cheerios or off-brand frosted flakes. Do you ever do dinosaur eggs? The opial. What the fuck is that? Luke. I was like 30 when that shit dropped.

But you know what I'm talking about. Yes, I did. I hated that. I didn't start a shift at Bear Burger without my dino eggs. And I hated to swirl, too, when they started swirling shit in the oatmeal. Get the fuck out of here with that crap. Quaker oats. variety pack, instant apple cinnamon, fucking two pegs, bang, hot water, bang.

That hit you at a certain time. We're like, if I maybe just was my worldview too, but in the 90s, it was shuggy cereal. So like, I remember my sister, probably trying to lose weight. That and the rice cake, she was eating those rice cakes. I hate it rice cakes. Man, getting home and just finding those things. I might as well been eating fucking styrofoam packages. They tried to sell them six different ways to put peanut butter.

I don't care. how much peanut butter you got those things blew yeah I remember muslin through like half a one pissed fucking cursed in my old family at home by myself

I was just trying to hotwire the car to drive the wall up I remember once in a while if I was jammed up I'd break a couple of them up into a bowl of milk and put a little sugar on there because they were like puffs

they were like sugar yeah not corn pops or whatever rice Krispies almost yeah I mean we have puffs Hey, listen, we understand. Say yes.

Just yes and then. Just shut the fuck up. Why are you doing it? No, no. Not like that. Like this specific thing. I mean, corn pops, you're reaching. Whatever.

We know what you. First of all the rice. You don't remember puff, straight puffs? No, not really. They look like pussy willows. This guy's a horn dog. We do a cream of wheat every once in a while, too. I don't say cream

If my dad was up He'd make us an old school cream of wheat He'd put like a fucking pat of butter on that shit Fucking brutal That and a little pepper I'm like Jesus gracious Pump a clipin I like grape nuts too

You sound autistic I know I like great nuts No corned rice beans beans You're a race rinks Fucking cereal brain. Never eggs, though. On a weekday?

We would be a rarity. It'd be like if she's dead. If she was up, yeah. And it would be time while. I don't think I was, I don't think in high school. Would she go back to bed when you guys went to school? I didn't really go to school with the others. She would take them to school.

I remember being left at home way too early. or she'd be like, you'll be okay. I don't know if this is. The fridge is locked, just so you know. She would leave the stove on, or the oven on. In the morning, the house. But I remember being there by myself. I didn't know what to do.

So she had the timer. That went off. Remember the old timer you would like crank? That went off. It scared the bejebus out of me. And I didn't know how to turn it off. And I never touched the stove or the oven before. And in my, I remember being so cold.

in my head if I turn it the whole house was going to blow up so I just sat there for like 15 minutes with the alarm going off re-get out cool kid yeah uh no but that would be like I don't even remember when that would have been but mostly yeah cereal maybe a lender's bagel or something she had

do that she was never big home she does because she doesn't make a hell of a hell of a pork roll egg and cheese though like the most you're not getting Not on a fucking Wednesday, though. No. I think she would do an egg, because...

That's also the thing when you grow up, you realize you can fry an egg in like 90 seconds. When microwave eggs started to get popular, Patty would try to fucking float that out to us. That way this didn't work. Diabae. That's like sacrilegious to me. Yeah.

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U-N-S.co. All right, let's see here. This one's from Upper Decker. First-time question answer. Is it garbage to put your car in park at a drive-thru or a red light? I don't like that stuff. No, I think it is. 100%.

100% it is. Yeah, if you're jammed up, not a dry at a red light. I don't know. What do you mean jammed up? If the line's long, I can see that. Throw it in park so you can chill. You don't got to keep your foot on a break. Yeah.

I respect that move. I don't. Huh. It's I mean like How long is it? You gotta be somewhat checked in I don't know

I guess in For how my brain Where I'm like checked I might as well get out of the car And fucking take a walk Yeah I like that I feel comfortable Yeah

I don't think you should I'm also There was no comfort I didn't Uber driver I come from like you're never comfortable Yeah Uber drivers do it a lot I guess

Because they probably fucking work on her Akely so much Yeah It drives me nuts sometimes See? Not that. Those guys, they fucking stingy with the AC. It's like, dude.

Then you crack a window, it's off. They get both. We've talked about this. Yeah. Yeah. It's like not, I get that it's, you know. Dickhead move. Yeah.

On my part. Sure. So I can admit. A bit of a jerk off. This one's great. It's from Exfoliator. Nice. You've ever put on hole cans.

That's a home run. I have, and I don't know why they're so fun. I never got my hands on them. Really? No pun intended. Yeah, it was past that. I mean, so was I. I wasn't, like...

I think one of the kids, I caught like... My nephew had them. Yeah, and they had one. Jerking off with it. Ake smash. Yeah, those things are pretty sweet. Yeah, that was all right. That and, uh, wasn't there one sports used to do?

Not the foam finger. I felt like there was something else. Sports? Yeah, like, like, you'd go to like a hockey game or something. There was some sort of like... A mitt? No. Boo-boozuela?

You're talking about the styrofoam cowboy hat? Those are sweet. Now, Pat had one of those from the Philadelphia Phantoms. Man, you couldn't tell us shit when he got his hands on. Flopped up and down? I never got a foam finger. You ever got a foam finger? I always wanted one.

Never got one. I don't think so. Yeah, that was rich kid shit. Never got that. We also never got any of the toys out of the shopping cart that you would see at parades. You know, people would go out. Oh, we would get, I'd get one of them. Yeah.

We'd go to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Yeah, no. I'd get some candy to the firemen throughout. You'd pick it up off the street like a dirt bag. He's fucking handed to you. It's throwing candy at me like I'm a fucking asshole. It was always shitty candy too. But you did it.

Yeah. You know, heroes. I think my, yeah, sure. I think my dad liked buying. I think my dad like flexing his street smarts by buying off those guys. He was very much like, we would buy. tickets out front of the place. You know what I mean?

Like you buy scalp tickets as a kid? Yeah. Oh, my dad would never. My dad was so bad at that stuff. We would go. No, my dad, you know, he was good at it. And we liked, me and Danny loved. We were his little scumbags.

We love the idea of haggling or if we had, because like my dad would get him through work. Like a supplier who we bought a lot of fucking fittings from would go, oh, here's four tickets to the whatever. And we'd only have two of us or three of us. If we had an extra ticket or two, he would scalp it. Oh, we'd get down there. We would love it.

Wait, he would sell tickets? He would sell it to the scalper. Because they go, oh, you'll buy and sell them. Those people are always buying and selling. Holy shit. We just, I mean, it was for the love of the game. What do you think we can get? What's face value?

face value is $55. I don't know. It's only an hour before the game. Oh, we loved it. And then that, and it would. I've never met anyone who sold to the Scalers. It's like a sitcom thing. Talk about the plug.

That. Also, too, we would get the money. If we were buying down there, we'd get the money ready. Because you can't say, I can do 100, and then you pull out 200 bucks. You got to go, I got a hunter. This is all I got. Mm-hmm. So you had to have it.

But I really had $1.25. But this fat little bastard is going to want to fucking Sunday and a little mini baseball. Uh-huh. So that, yeah, so that was big. That and if we had a dude, if we get our hands on a parking pass. You couldn't tell us. I went into school the next day. Bragging.

Yeah, I went to the Flyers game on a Tuesday. Yeah. Got home late. didn't do my homework. Uh-huh. Man, if I didn't have the homework done coming back with something like that. That shit was not happening.

I'm all fucked up on pretzel nuggets, dude. I remember one time we sat at the top row of the, at that point it was the core stage. I remember touching the ceiling. It was me, Vinny, with the skinny, my dad and my brother. We sat up at the top of the vet. I was petrified. It was like looking down over the Grand Canyon.

Just fucking grim. death. I just pictured me falling. My dad trying to grab me. And a bad fucking member's only windbreaker. It's fucking watching me fall, crack my head open.

It was all hard, that fucking vet. All hard stuff. It was all concrete. The fucking field was concrete. I know. You got a piece of a niece. He still has a piece.

I don't know if it made it through the move. Probably not. That's devastating. What? You have a cup holder. Yeah, no, that's from the link. Oh.

Because when the link opened those cup holders, if you could rip one of them off, that was like a big thing. Classic American fan Sullivan's Watch my dad beat up this scalper That and tipping somebody Me and Danny

When my dad got married in Vegas That was like a master class on how to tip A great dude, grace in the valet guy Here you go Me and Danny would do it I'd be like 8 and 12 Keep it out front Greasing the guy

Yeah What do you tip a bell hop What do you tip a guy Yeah All that kind of stuff What do you leave a hooker You were a 25-hour chip That's it

Yeah Crazy I love that shit though We were big Just learning the street smarts Sure It was big to us That's why you know

You know You buy off that guy Not that guy That guy's like you know Yeah Losers It's pure pure bozos

This one's just funny This is from Johnny Busty you If red This will be my second But are you garbage If you yell out Do a backflip a lot I guess if you're in a position

To yell out Do a backflip You're probably not At a pool Anywhere Do a backflip I don't know But it's also just the energy

Of like Fucking bump Increasing the vibes You know what I mean Just like take it to the extreme Don't backflip flip you do a backflip would you get involved in a wave a wave goes around at that what game yeah do a wave yeah yeah uh never started never try to start a you know you can't start a wave no a wave

you couldn't get him going not the coolest guy in the world now never um that was not uh yeah my dad didn't partake in that that was like you know cool guy like that you can't too busy robber in the usher. He's not going to like that. Let's see here. This one's from Seale Team 46 Waste. That's a great name. Is there anybody funnier?

Than the bozos and the homies? No. The best. Are you garbage if after the The waiter reads the specials to you, you ask how much they are. You can't do that. Sometimes they'll give it to you. That's $4499.

For $4495? Yeah. I have one. How much is that? How much is that? Is it got to be right after? Right after. Like they can't get to the next one.

Yeah. And how much is that? How much is that? That's not bad. You're still like a chump. I got a five for you. I'm street smart. You like the Phillies at all?

I got two words for you. Parking pants. Dude, the price. How much is it now? The price of parking. We would have discussions about. Discussion. By the time you get out of there, parking, everything.

It was. You got to wait down line like a dick, it was crazy. What the fuck is wrong with dads in parking? Dude, we would try to talk today. Any discount? Not any discount, but. try to show them we're one of the guys.

Sure. Sure. How was it in there tonight, huh? Keep it moving. Tim working? I greased one of the guys at the airport one time. There was a pilot. Keep it up in the air, a big guy.

It's a pussy waiting for me. On the other end of this thing. I got to make that one piece. And I'm saying, Chief. Keep your foot on again. There's 20, and if you shave off a couple of minutes. Trying to take this brother to the cheesecake factory before they close. Ah, the other end of this is.

Yeah, a piece of pussy on the other end of it. There's nothing for some reason more disrespectful to me than a piece of pussy. So, so the greatest. So demeaning. What a scum back. Oh, God. I don't know why as kids we were, I mean, I really grew up working with a small business owner

Because like the whole time you're in the car He's working It's like you know you're I remember talking about work It was always like traffic parking How much things cost An arm in a leg And like as things were going good The conversations were great

But as it got harder and hard You know what I mean? I remember first time I was like ah You came me a fucking ass on that What the fuck? I remember I told him my buddy was having a kid. We were like 19. Shout out.

Shout out my boy, Deli. He goes, gee, yeah, it's a shame. I went, well, like, he's the only part. Like, I told him, my mom, Ryan's having a kid. Oh, wow, all right, young. But, you know, it's hard as hard. Things weren't going great. He hit me with a, it's hard enough carving out of fucking living in this life without having that.

I was like, how old was Deli? 19. That's an old soul right there. No, my dad said that. Oh, you're talking. I thought he said that about one of your other buddies. My boy, Delia is having to make. My dad said that.

It's hard enough, Carmen out of fucking living in this life. He looks you up and down, Spitz. Yeah. Oh, God. I told you for the big crane lifts, he used to take us out of school to go watch them. That was like, you couldn't tell me. You'd pick us up early if they were doing like a big crane,

putting like units on a building. That place you were working on. I wasn't, but yeah, I was in third grade. No, your dad was working. Yeah. Yeah. I got a big crane lift and we would like beg them to go. So you've ever been to a building explosion?

Yeah. That's real trashy. Yeah, no, I would love to. There was one. They were going to, when they blew up the spectrum, I think. Me, we were talking about this. Me and Pat were going to go. That was me and Pat were bigger than that.

Like kind of going to the one-off kind of things that you can tailgate. Kind of. Yeah. You got nothing else going on. Dirtbegs. Sure. Sure. Cumbags.

I don't know why you're... This one's from Tonello. Shout out Tinello. Shout out to Tinello, hey, buddy. Still a $20 home eat. Oh, love you. And the misses. Chat to the misses.

Do you own a deck of cards missing any cards? That was... I mean, in the 90s... You can speak for the 80s. To have a full deck of cards. If it wasn't in the box or had a rubber band around it, you were really rolling the dice on whether or not that was going to be full. You know what we thought was the coolest shit when we got them.

I think I know. The fucking cards in the casino. With the hole in the middle. From the casino. Gameplay. Uh-huh. That might as well have been a Super Bowl football. Uh-huh.

Which, where do you get them? I think you buy them there, no? I thought they were... Do you remember that? No, why do they need the hole in the center? So after cards can only be played with, you know, at a casino a certain amount of times before they start getting wear and tear and people make marks to go, oh, I know that's an ace, I know it's a queen, whatever.

So after I'm making this up, 50 hands or whatever, a day, two days, five days of play, they retire them and then they resell them. But to make sure you can buy the Tropicana cards and go into the Tropicana and try to work in Tropicana cards to an existing deck. They poke a big hole through the middle. Not a big hole, a hole through the middle.

It's like a hole punch. Yeah. And they would then sell them. And I don't know. Maybe it was, see if you can find anything. Maybe it's because of our proximity to Atlantic City.

Maybe. They sold them on the boardwalk. That was the coolest shit ever you get that. You had it from the casino. From the casino. Fucking sick. I don't know. Yeah.

I never, they were always just ever present in my childhood. Or when somebody would come back with a poker chip from the, from my uncle Mike who worked, Michael's dad worked, there was a bellhop at Trump, one of them. And he gave me a dollar. And I remember being like, wow, the fuck. I thought I was in Ocean's 11.

I was 18 at the time. It's got to be big for like gambling areas. Like Vegas. Like it's all coming up like Vegas and AC stuff. Sick. Yeah. That was huge. I haven't thought about that in forever.

That was really fucking cool. That and it. You would count the cards. And if one was missing, if you got to like, you're like, oh, there's 52 or there's 51, you'd have to go through and then find out what was missing. And maybe you're lucky you had a Joker or something. You can write on this is the Four of Diamonds or whatever. Nobody uses the Joker in anything, right?

Jokers aren't using casino games. Not that I know of, no. Hmm. I don't think so. What do they're doing in there then? I think we talked about this. It's probably... That's for Batman?

Yikes. Otherwise, a Joker, like a real dickhead pulling out of Queen of Diamonds. I'll see myself out. A bunch of hole in that, huh? I'll find the door. It's used in, like, non-casino games.

Rum Jimmy. Rum Jimmy? Chin Rummy. To school at Rum Jimmy. Rum Jimmy. War, spades, crazy AIDS. Sounds like a fog hat song. Rum Jimmy.

What? Got that. No. Duce's aces, one-eyed faces. That's, um, okay, let's see here. This one's from Foley's DXL rep. Shout out to you. Ten dollar homie, never have one read.

Is it garbage to take pictures of a street or business that has your name on it? Man, do you know how many fucking Sullivan their bags have gone over? And look where they're in front of. Gone over to, I did it. Sure. I did it and sent it to my mom. The first time I went to Frankfurt, Germany, there's an O. Sullivan's.

And I made Nadine take a picture. picture of me standing in front of it and I sent it to my family thinking you could see me now Christmas cards remember an island it was it was a Foley and O'Reilly's right next to each other I sent that to my cousin I was gun I forgot to take the picture but I was fucked up and forgot I forgot it's same thing it's Foley's right next to Riley it's cool yeah we got all fucked up somewhere I forgot to do it sure drinking no no bad no no no no no no I made my mom pull over on Luke Lane. Please, Louie.

Take a pick. There's a Kevin Ryan running for something that I'm getting a bunch of people. Really? Yeah, see, I think Kevin Ryan, it might be Chicago because there's a famous Daniel Ryan from out there. That's like one of the name of the highways, like Daniel Ryan Way or a cop or a mayor or something. Chicago politics. Look at you. It's a dirty, dirty business out there.

Kevin Ryan running for somebody. People have been sending him. I just forget what it is. Uh-huh. Look at you. There's a famous CT rep named Kevin Ryan. CT? Connecticut.

Oh. Who says that? I think a CT. I think of a cat. I think of a CAT scan. I hear CT scan. Not good. No.

All right. Let's see here. This is from Roy Munson. You's ever ordered a beer at a Denny's. I haven't. I don't know you could. Yeah. Yeah.

I would assume that like all those. We were never big on those. It would be I hop, and that was when I started hanging out with my friends. We would go as, like, a group of friends. But we always went to, like, proper individual diners for that. We were Denny's in college, big on the sampler. Uh-huh. Big.

Do their way around a chicken finger and a tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty honey mustard dipping sauce. Yeah, I wish I never, those places were never around. And if they were, they were always just, like, also right next to, like, a diner. Yeah. So we would just, I mean, we went in high school and college. big into getting fucked up and then not wanting the night to end and be like let's go to the diner and somebody to fucking drive you now the diner in new york i used to like getting a cocktail from that was no that's a good time because they would fucking nobody orders them there you'd get

fight they'd pour fucking half a bottle of gin in there yeah get fucked up i remember one time i had drinking a lot of beers at a diner and i remember at one time i think it might have been me and you at o'ryan on 23rd and second drinking a bunch of beer i forgot to it was i remember i think Casey B was there. And at some point, they were just like, we're out of that. Yeah,

we switched, I remember that. Yeah, they just started giving us, they were like, we had drank us out of whatever the fuck we were drinking. They just started giving you like,

I got a hoagarden in front of you. Yeah, they got a funny, you're drinking a Christmas ale in fucking August. But those are good. I loved that wherever, and this just comes from a dirtbag family, wherever you can get a beer where you don't expect to have a beer

to us is like, we're like the kind of people you're walking around and you see someone with the beer you go where'd you get that beer? Like that's like you found Oh we get oh it's not This doesn't suck anymore They got beers

Yeah you got beers Yeah you go have a cut it's all right I think you have a couple drinks That's like as That would that can change the day for For sure a couple beers You go to actually have beers now Like on Wildwood's boardwalk

They serve beers And you can walk around the boardwalk With a beer? Now I think on the pier you can on Mori's, I only know Mori's, Mori's a Mariners pier, but I believe, I would assume it's both. It's the same fucking company. But that used to be like a no-no-fly thing.

And then they kind of started opening up and you can, yeah, they put it in a place of company, you will walk around the rides with a beer. Hmm. Which is, I mean, I would have been a different, we would have been a different family that was allowed in the 90s. You know what I mean? My dad could have a couple micolubes.

Mm-hmm. Watch the kids on the, you know, I was always like, let's wrap it up so we can go get beers. Mm-hmm. I'll give it at All right Let's see here This is from Douglas McHenry

$10 homie First time long time Never have one read Hey Dougie Are you garbage If you nightly put your Living Room TV On the back deck

Got to watch the baseball game While grisling and ripping heaters So It's a Right of passage For the men in my family The young men of my family To be the one

To take the television That's in my old bedger and bring it downstairs and hang it on the sunroom or whatever the heater room every May when my mother opens the pool. But then it lives down there. Lives down there. That I like. All summer. That's, yeah.

And she uses my cousin Tracy's YouTube account because she don't got YouTube TV. So we can watch the game. And it's outside of the main strength of the Wi-Fi. So it's always a little slow. Oh, tough. Yeah. You watch the fills, though. Slow game.

Watch the fills. You're watching ice hockey or something. No. Track that puck on a fucking hot spot. Yeah, we never had the... We were never outback enough to have that. You weren't outback. That's the one thing that was weird about your...

The back of your yard is desolate. It's undeveloped. Yeah, did she never want to slap a pool in there? No. Slip and slide a fence. We went down the shore. Yeah, you went down the shore. I was always...

I was always bugged out on your back porch at your house. Like, what the fuck is this? When I was there. You'd be like once. Twice maybe? You're going to insinuate having sex with my mother. I didn't say anything like that. That's what insinuate means.

No, I didn't insinuate anything. I just might have been there when you weren't there and she was home. I was leaving in the morning. After an egg sandwich. Yeah, no, for sure. I didn't have got that. Well, when we were younger, it was like a kid's backyard. Like a swing set and shit like that.

We had like I was young. I had like the Fisher Price small. Not jungle gym. Little house guy, whatever. Like the stove and stuff? Did you have that? No. There's like a four thing with like a slide.

Like the little kitchenette? No. Stop trying to make me to be out to be a. fucking owe me, a lady. Let me see if I can find it. Something like this, not this, but something like this. A little changing room. Something like this, like a house.

Oh, yeah, that thing was sick. Mine wasn't like that, though. It was more of like a jungle gym. It was like red. There was one side that was green, one side there was blue, one side there was whatever. I got you. We had aluminum. This is exactly what it was.

That little banger right there? Yeah, that guy, when I was a little young kid, I got a trampoline, the doghouse. There was a clothes line out there. Right. It was a vibe. I got you. Okay.

But then when we got older, started drinking. Dessal it. Yeah, it was just no. Sure. Nothing worse than an empty backyard like that. He needs something. With football, something.

Yeah, we just never spent time. We were never. Down ashore. Down ashore. Down ashore. Go to go down ashore. Go to go down ashore. Go to go down ashore.

Maybe two. It was a good year. Yeah. At a hotel. Harbor House. Shout out to it, Erson City. Go to Schmidt's Clam Bar. Best clam chowder you ever have.

Someone's holding on to those memories. He's trying to have that bowl of clam chowder again and got to tell you, bud. Miss you, Pop. Thank you for your service. Mom, anybody. Give me a call. Same number. Meet at slacks.

Meet at slags. Meet it slags. All right, let's see. This one don't even know about this. This was from Joey Peeps. $10. This Lexington's never had one read. How do you feel about Lyndon's chocolate chip cookies?

What the heck is a Lyndon chocolate chip cookie? Kevin Ryan. Oh my God. You know who grandmas is? You know the grandma's. You know grandmas. Mrs. Fields? Mrs. Fields.

Fuck Mrs. Oh, we didn't. Let me see. These things. No. That says Lyndon's chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. Yeah, but they're the bigger ones.

They're fantastic. These? The white dog? No. You got to get the individual pack and you'll recognize it. They're always there. It's the same thing with a grandma cookie. This.

Yeah. I mean, no, they're little ones. It's a bigger cookie. It's a regular size cookie. There's two of them in a pack. They have butterscotch. It says they got three in a pack. Yeah, large three in a pack.

They're fun. The butterscotch ones. Now. Like the gas station cookies. Yeah, the gas station cookie. Those are. Those on the right. Those on the right. Where are these? No, on the right. The bottom right.

That's here? Here. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's them. Okay. Yeah, they're great. You showed you that picture four times. It'd be great. I mean, it's not butterscotch. Trophy crunch. Buttercotch. I've been watching the town too much, kid. Fucking butterscotch. Probably wore it to Chinese in 30-odd years.

Whose car we take it? Yeah, the butterscotch ones. I think it's toffee crunch. Fantastic. Also, that's a huge one. We never. I, I know. never bought these cookies. I never bought cookies out. What about the grandmas? You know the grandmas in the same kind of pack? The famous Amos? That was the only, I would never buy, I would never buy cookies out ever. Not famous famous famous as grandmas. They do the double chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip. Hey, I got an idea. Ask me again. No, I didn't. I didn't buy cookies out, but I'm not a cookie guy. Never had a chip, boy. That's an indicator of

Trash you are of how Seriously you took the line from the town Whose car we taken? I was on Facebook memories Like the other day. We took it very serious. My buddy wrote it on my wall Of being like, me and you, babe. Like, we're in it together.

Like, we thought that was such an identifier For white trash kids to be like, to make kids from the suburbs feel like a badass. Yeah. Truly did. I got one question for you, kids. Who's got, we going to take to Wawa drunk? I had boys like that in high school.

What? You're in the military. No, don't say that. No, I'm not. I would never do that. You're talking about all I said in the beginning of this program was that I had a picture on my dependent ID, which was a military ID,

where I looked like I could have been a young CIA operative. I was not, but I would not want to be caught in Jordan with that picture. I'd be in the fucking fingernail factory when I was just there to have a nice vacation. That's all I was saying. I looked the part.

You try to be the part. I don't try to be the part. I referred to it as the fingernail factory. You ever spend a little time there? With your buddy's ghost and Captain Price. Yeah. Who? My buddy's ghost and Captain Price.

This is the Call of Duty campaign guys. I've been at the Cheesecake Factory. But never had cheesecake there. Believe that? number once I think we got it we all ate it no we didn't I didn't go to that

I didn't go to that cheese cake factory with you you did no I did not I don't know listen I don't I did not I don't remember nor do I care but you're taking this very serious I didn't go to the cheesecape factory

It was a chips a hooy special edition No you guys went there without me I didn't go on that When? Pause when you guys went When's that? I can't remember when it was But I know I didn't go

Because I remember you guys Go in the cheesecape factory without me I said I'm going to stay here I don't know no needo I don't talk about about people on their backs. I can't say I know the gentleman. Keep getting that fed to me.

I know, me too. So good. The one I saw they, they dubbed it Nate O. Jenkins. His last name was O. Jenkins. I don't know. No, no, Nate O. Jenkins. Ah, burning back.

Anyway, we got to wrap it up, gang. What a fun one. Uh-huh. Gang, we love you to death. Grab them tickets. Come see the boys. Cleveland will be there soon. Pittsburgh will be there soon. Denver.

We'll see you a month. love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.