Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Surf and Turf w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Adam & Eve: https://www.adamandeve.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Lucy: https://lucy.co Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and age Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Hey, so at little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they grew up to be classy. Yeah, perfect.

Just a big old piece of trash. Shush, shush, shush, shush. I'm your host, H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day where out back here at Tuddy's in the new edition baby. She's down at the track trying to find a trainer that'll play ball. Okay. Trying to roll some money over. Maccohoes is coming at you from across the table. It's what we call a family episode around here just the boys, just the bozos, just the homies. It's a nice tight little circle we like to do every once in a while here My co-host the king of the flatbreads give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan

What was a flat bread who don't love a good FB flat bread is an entree you my mind the first time I seen that But is either first got to do that 100% bread as an entree. It's a pizza Never what do you mean? Nobody in the folly's orders flatbreads by the way first of all What that's a ripoff what do you love them and you they're great? They're good and I don't I don't have to share with you fucking me mugging me from across the table fucking drool and looking at me Well, that was a flat bread. Oh, what up gang. Thanks for tuning in as always Please make sure you rate me if you subscribe over there on these Plants full video available on YouTube as you know those numbers are

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His hair is long and his jeans are tight. Give it up for T-bone McScruffins. It's that Toby McMullen over there gang. Hey, what up boys? What up T-bone? Is there a more on trade than the flatbread? That's what they were like fresco to me. I'm not gonna sit here and take this flat bread. It's a revolution. You're taking it the wrong way.

He just told me to say it the right way. Yeah, he called me in the end. I'll let this land or go by you, but don't act like you almost didn't finish my flat bread, wherever the fuck we just were. See, this is what I'm talking about. You got it all wrong, baby. Relax. He's got it right there. Yeah. You two are throwing shade at one of the greatest things

on a menu ever. I think it's fantastic. I'm complimenting you that I have never been around anybody in my entire life. I'm 47 years old. Nobody I know, nobody innovated on such a level. Nobody in the show. You actually got asked if they don't have them.

Like, hey, can you win me a flat bread back there? I mean, after all the menu, and I don't think I got chicken tandys, I'm going for FB. Nobody I know ever in my life, and I'm being dead honest. Nobody in my life has ever fucked with a flatbread. I was always curious about it and I really understood what it was. I know it's like a pizza, but just kind of holes in the bottom. It's a pizza.

Let's hop beaten around the bush. It's an oval pizza, okay? Right, okay, all right. The bread's a little different. Yes, and it's on like a pub menu. I think it's innovative and I think it's great. And it's always, it's like the best show you're not watching. I never think of it when it comes to order.

And then you go, I'll have. I'll have notice of food. Which was a pretty, it's no suits. First of all, burn notice was all right. Burn notice was fucking awesome. Yeah, characters welcome. Shout out to USA. They're a pro, they're a, they're a original. Burn notice was all right. Burn notice was fucking awesome. Yeah, characters welcome. Shout out to USA. Their program, their original program was all right.

And suits was fantastic too. Great show. Great show. Man, I had hots for her before she went fucking. Join the red coats. So is the one out in the Hamptons, the veterinarian that solved crimes or whatever it was. You know what I'm talking about?

I took, oh, my monk was getting to that. I got a monk. Monk was great. Monk was great. I can't remember what it was called. Kitty Cat Mysteries? No. No. But I'll tell you what, you give me 1500 words.

I'll produce it tomorrow. Tell you that right now. I got a little starlet at home. Who'd be reading for the lead right there. Um, never thought to get a flat bread. And every time you get one, obviously, I don't get them now but when you got like oh fuck that's a good idea it's good I said the idea around it and this is flawed logic in my head usually not done well we can agree on that yeah they're not you they're usually not great no

but hey hit the scene hard it to everybody when nuts for them then he got a lot of fucking bozos out there trying to make him and they suck. I gotta be honest, I only, I think I might have ordered about four in the past two years. In my head you have them every day. That's crazy. Every time we're somewhere, I get like a chicken salad or something like that. This guy goes, give me a fucking flatbread and they come over with a fucking boomer. He's mad. He got mad at me. That this guy goes give me a fucking flat bread and they come over with a fucking boomer

He's man he got mad at me where were we were in Danny a beach Florida that the impromptu Man at me dude, they make a flat bread pizza that'll blow your compression socks off Look shit upset cuz I was like, yeah, wasn't that good or what they got it? We got it from next door is like, yeah, I wasn't that you fucking say that dancing look delicious delicious. Yeah, you while I look over. He's chewing on his knuckles Talk about that sweet little angel like that. I don't get them Honestly ever I kind of get them on the road I think because a lot of times we're on the dice wherever we are. Mm-hmm. It's a switch up at times the roll the dice wherever we are. It's a switch up at, they're only offered it like bars and pubs.

You know what I mean? Like places that don't have fantastic menus. So it's like, if I don't want to get the, in my head it's a little lighter. In my head it's like two and a half slices of pizza. If I finish it. That's a half a pizza. That's a half a large pizza.

No, I don't think so. You've seen these things, right? It looks like there's been four, so you can't. It looks like the thing you put the paints on when you're painting. Yeah, that's half the size of a regular pizza, and then it's on that, so which is even smaller, and I didn't finish the one in Danny and Beach. Always served on like a cutting board or something like that. Yeah, you can fit half a pizza on a half a large piece on a cutting board. I have the technical difference between a flat bread and a pizza. Excellent. Excellent.

There's no leaven in it or something. I would also like... It's on MOTSA, probably. I'm looking, keep it with the bread. It's called flat bread. What are we doing here? You used those bread. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what you got. It's a bad pizza. Who would want to do it? It's got to be like, fried eggs and bread. It was, Google is just a picture of me. Pizza it's bad pizza. It's gotta be like It was big Google is just a picture of me Find out you're behind it all along. I don't know what's applied

It has to be like a Applebee's or a chillies or something like that Well, I was Persian soldiers in 500 BC. So you're pretty close really. I heard they did own a lot of Applebee's Hey, we're the head French eyes ease. That was a war technology, the flat bread? Yeah, probably just bread and then whatever they got on it. You don't get yeast, but you got fucking mozzarella and pepperoni? No, that's 10a. Okay. Take more.

What do you think they were putting on it? They're probably just doing like non stuff. Yeah It's good. Ooh a non pizza. That'd be all right Okay, hold on We got to cut this because that's the smartest thing you've ever said really That's a non be a garlic non pizza a garlic non pizza with chicken Marcell on top boom. Let's go That's just what I do when I go to the Indian joy What are we talking about?

I'll even get crazy and throw rice on there. Oh, yeah, and also they got three dollar lock and eat as IPAs I walk out of their cross-site Shout out to the boys Happy hour all day long my name is that That's good stuff in my head like I said it's lighter than a burger. It's not I did's bad It's this fat guy logic here, and I'm not saying it but like if I'm have one before we go perform Listen a burger sits in my I'm telling you why I get them I'm telling you I have no ill will in this I know I respect the move I'm explaining it doesn't sit sit my stomach as per a burger and fries and maybe potatoes gives what you know what I mean it's just I'm a little more it's like it's like it's the same

mentality getting a case of day it's not that much healthier for you than 10 tacos but in my head sure it's a little lighter that's what I do that's why I do it I like that after this is brought to you by kippy's flat press. I like it. I wanted to ask you this. What's that? Two things. One, I heard her the other day and I haven't heard her in years. Are you guys too young to remember DJ Delilah? Hey there Delilah. No. Hey there Delilah. Do you know what I'm talking about?

What's it like in New York? DJ Delilah. No. Hey there Delilah. Do you know what I'm talking about? What's it like in New York? DJ Delilah? No. She does like the call in show. She's through the call in show, the heartbreak show. Call in, hey, my husband left me at 20 years. Can you play fucking?

The year was this on, do you think? She's on a radio now. I mean. She does like serious or something. So you like, I got serious money? All right, you guys have no idea what I'm talking about? Uh-huh. Toby! Got it! Uh, okay. or something. Like I got serious money. All right, you guys have no idea what I'm talking about. Toby, got it!

Uh, okay. Uh, I'm coming out of hectic morning here. Uh, as you know, this cleaning lady's got me jammed up. As you know. We assumed you were, there was a moment where you thought I was doing drugs? Drugs. Why? Because you had a lot of age foley 2006 behavior. I got to go meet someone then you get here like no I had to wait for someone then you're

like go to uber did this the uber did that I ran through a couple red lights this and that I just you what you're saying this was out of my fucking playbook and oh six baby. Uh huh. But why do I you about drugs? Cause that's what you do, man. If I was doing drugs, I would've lied on lie about my alcoholism.

I let that ride. It's on the set, baby. I put a life around it. If I started doing drugs, I wouldn't hide it. No, it would be freaking out. Oh, yeah. First of all, we wouldn't be able to do the show. I would be losing my mind.

I don't even take ad film. Hide and do do the show. I would be losing my mind. I don't even take ads on them. Hide and do in the, I'm a control freak. Hide and do in the drugs. I like to will away my headaches and hang on. I see what you do in a flight delay. I can't imagine a couple of hits a week. Oh yeah. Oh, that's another thing too.

You were saying that the other day at the airport, but I've never really, you pulled an audible and just went through the other day at the airport, but I've never really, you pulled an audible and just went through the one day. Yes. But your anxiety is usually not that bad. Oh, no, I felt like I was doing a bank job. It was crazy. What?

You're shocked that I jumped ahead because we were in, we did that. Yeah, you jumped like seven zones. I did. Kippy got his jammed up on a United flight going somewhere. Yeah, my fault. We were in the back, like seven zones. I did Kippy got us jammed up on you nighted flight going somewhere Yeah, my fault. We were in the back like dirt balls Uh, and then you just fucking you just they called for veterans and you were I walked up with my lip

You were right through the line dude Feel them feel no flight attendants. By the way, you're very beautiful. You're a beautiful man. Excuse me. Yeah. And then when we talked afterwards, you said, yeah, your anxiety really got you. What's your flight anxiety?

Something's gonna go down. Wouldn't you want to be with the big dog? I don't understand. Let's pop this bubble of you being useful in any situation ever. You can't tie your shoes. You can't get in and out of course. I'm not talking about tying my shoes,

I'm talking about mixing it up. Talk about taking guys down. It's the shipment. You have, I have to, what, on the, I have to get up so you can get up, I have to hand you your luggage, I have to put it in the overhead bin. What are you gonna do and know you're on the death?

Hey buddy, what are you doing with that? Where you go? Where are you guys from originally? You guys got super fresh out there. When do you have meatballs for the first time? Just saying the Pledge of Allegiance is new. It's here. I'll turn them.

No, that was, there was no seats. No, that time was something else. There was no seats. We were jammed up. You guys were eaten. Yeah. And we were sitting there like bozos. And I was just like, I got a fucking,

I want to go try to just fucking get on. Yeah, okay. No, that was that. But we were sitting there like bozos and I was just like, oh fuck it I want to go try to just fucking get on yeah, okay, no that was that but we were somewhere I get real fucking frantic getting on planes. I have a bad anxiety I I pay to get on the flight ahead of time so I can sit there and just chill and I'm worried about having to check my bag I'm worried just you just I don't I just want to get in put my bag where it belongs sit down put my headphones in a listen to a pot All right, that's what I like doing that's taking care of now. What's going on with the drugs? I just want to get in, put my bag where it belongs, sit down, put my headphones in, and listen to a pot. All right. That's what I like doing. That's taking care of.

Now, what's going on with the drugs? What are you on? I'm on nothing. Uppers, downers, zippers. Zipers. Left rights. Uh huh. The fucking going dyad.

Poppin' stop lights, what are you into? No, nothing. I just fucking, for the listener, we've mentioned it before. The cleaning, like, we got me and my wife got a cleaning lady lady and she fucking airs me out on Instagram like a fucking jerk off She's she's doing like the green yucky faces in my bathroom Like what the fuck and she's still doing it and I'm now I'm like I spent all morning cleaning the apartment for this bro Why are you gross set of balls until her hey lady not get the fuck off? Cos I'm a pussy Jesus

What do you mean she's not like tagging me at Kevin rank that are you garbage? I don't know what to miss if you're listening please do that It's just like Tension dude, and it's like I'm sitting there cleaning the house I'm like what am I paying this girl to clean the fucking apartment for you? It sucks. It was fucking it's been killing me. What'd she get you for for? 130. It's not that bad, there's a lot of dog hair in there.

I think a lot. And the worst part is she's the only cleaning lady in New York. I love my wife, like, washing ten heights, no less. My wife lays her. Dude, fuck, when I lived with, what I lived with my, 9.5 million people, one cleaning lady. Yeah. Busy girl. When I live with what I live with my nine-a-half million people one cleaning lady. Yeah, busy girl She was she was late today

She got nine-meanor has to clean showed up with a coffee. She's like Santa Claus, dude She get the ear fat ass when she gets to you now sitting your filth and wait for me taking losses over here, dude What she look like my well-, dude. What she look like? I might as well be on drugs. What she look like, by the way. Uh, white chick, if that's what you're asking? No. Well, I mean, what do you want?

I mean, she's 5'5 big set of cans, what you want? It was like, if there was something sexy, not a profile. Yeah, yeah, not sexy. I mean, it's not like the videos I watch. Getting stuck in everything. I think I put my wedding ring down the garbage disposal. Uh, yeah, it just fucking jams me up. It's frustrating because then you got a toe align of how filthy your house, not that my place is filthy, but you know, we need a

cleaning lady. Uh, you're toeing the line of like what? Filthy want to present to some, it's like you have company coming over. You know what I mean? Yeah. You got to clean up, you got to show like you're not living like Annie Miles, you know? I got too much stuff in the apartment. This stuff's everywhere, man, there's stuff, fuck you.

Did she go behind the couch and get the little dust bunnies and all that stuff? And fingernails? Nah, I don't think so. Oh really? That's where I put them. Oh, me too. Yeah.

It's like the lovely bones there. I get yelled at, heavy for it. Oh really? That's where I pull it up. Oh, me too. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the lovely bones there. I get yelled at, heavy for it. Oh yeah. Boom. I'm always stashing a fingernail. I try, I've gotten, I've gotten, Toby is disgusted by this.

I've gotten a bajillion times better, a bajillion. Your house is, with that, I doubt the grossest apartment. You have an outside trash can in your living room. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. It's not true. I have a little trash can,

which was an incredible addition everyone should do. No, a trash can in the living room is crazy. It's a little guy. It's a little guy, a little stepper. It's great. No. You have the metal one like Oscar the Grouch. No, no.

Simply human with a Captain American shield. No, I don't got that. Somebody else's house number spray painter. No, it's like a little one like you'd have in the bathroom. That's no, you can't do it. It's not a lobby. It's not a waiting room. There's a bike in there.

It might as well. There's an old old deal. Man, you're ever one of your boys with a motorcycle in the apartment? Yikes. A dirt bike in the apartment? Yikes. What? A dirt bike in the living room? No.

Like, you know, like a walk up apartment, not like a high riser or anything like that, like in the burbs. A walk up apartment would be even worse, a point in that. Like one step, you can get a dirt bike up one step. You know, one flight of stairs? Yeah. Like Sean Hunter's dad? You never had, is that a friend of yours? I know, Sean. Yeah, like Sean Hunter's dad. You never had is that a friend of yours?

I know Sean. Yeah, we grew up with them. Did you really? Yeah, wait, how'd you guys both don't? He lived with me and he lived a shot up Sean Hunter's a good name. That'd be a kid who would have a dirt bike. Yeah, you know It was a good kid grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, but we straightened him out. All right, whatever Anywho In your 20s, you never had a buddy who wrote dirt bikes? I didn't know Sam Kinnison. What?

What? What? Yeah, we had dirt bikes. You kept them in the shed or the garage or something. I knew a couple dudes that had dirt bikes in their living room. That's how they kept it. My boy Alex, the one you met, I mean, you've met a bunch, but the one we saw in Austin. He might have,

there was, he used to live off Gerard Ave when he started getting in the motor. He still looked down there. Yeah, I think for a while there was a motorcycle. He lived on the front like, first floor apartment. I think there was a motorcycle there now, I think about it. Yeah, fucking wake up next to the oil,

I'm on the floor, the oil's dripping in a pan next to it. I know, I think it was sweet though, for the river to pinch and get out of there quick, right through the windshield Right at the front window Look how you turn into fucking sports in anger when shit hits the fan I'll just ram through the bay window stick with me kid. You'll be looking for the keys How do you start the kids get it started that'll be good get the helmet on backwards

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There is a lot of those T-shirts now, where they're not military T-shirts, but they have like the flag on them, and they're tactical. The vel- Tactical, tactical T-shirts. Yeah. I don't know if they're contractors or what to deal

is but they're kind of leaning into that. Yeah. That's- Camo H hatch with the sunglasses on top. That was the only thing about terminal list. Can I say that? That guy looked like a fucking Navy SEAL. He's trying to blend in. He's got the shades on top of the hat.

He wouldn't get spotted a second ago. He's walking around with a rifle bag trying to blend in. What are we doing here? Who would have picked them off immediately? How do you think he wasn't gonna get caught at that apartment complex? They were gonna know it was him. Nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. Toby knows exactly what I'm

talking about. I do. I just wanted to see how long you would go. Go for a walk. Give me a water please. Don't get me wrong. I love Chris Pratt. It's a great show. But come on. Fake beard, some sunglasses, something. Plus, everyone around him's got to be trying to suck his dick all the time. He's the most handsome man to ever live. Chris Pratt, the guy in the show. Chris Pratt.

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enough Dickie Daly and Dilly Daly and Dickie Daly and whatever user doing over there. That's what you're on. Fucking Dickie Daly's. So I heard Kippy did six Dickie Daly's. Don't do it man. There's too hopped up on Dickie Daly's. Smoking Dickie Dailies. Don't do it man. Oh, there's too hot top on dickie dailies smoking dickie dailies. Sounds like ed medicine.

Yeah, yeah, whoo, that's we got to take them daily. I think dickie dailies. All right, this one's from Caleb's Caleb bless. Uh, first time, long time. Is a garbage if your school used to be something else? My school used to be a market basket supermarket and you can tell Damn That's fucked up. What kind of cat can't be like an elementary?

I can't be a high school or something. That's got to be like a CHI institute That's real that's gotta be a private endeavor. That's real small town shit right there Yeah, because you know the state builds the state or the city or whatever the tax paying dollars builds the public schools It could be you know what got big and fill you a lot of those charter schools Yeah, well, they just took over like warehouses and shit and factories. Yeah, I always thought they were like good schools But apparently they're not I think they were and then they got not good or something. They're always in, I don't know, I don't know. And I know every now and then they get knocked for some money. They got a little pay to play vibes.

They get knocked for some money scheme of like, you know, it's like the principals doing the books too. There's no goddamn oversight. You know what I noticed? The opposite is not the opposite, but not schools that used to be something else, but schools that became something else. Like what? Like, I see a lot of maybe South Korean churches in like random as buildings.

There's a South Korean church in my hometown that used to be like a school. It's real war. It makes sense. Religious school. That all makes sense to me a little bit. Yeah. I mean, not. I mean, that seems more linear than turning into a fucking piece of art. You're going to mass. That's what I'm saying. You're going to mass it in an old fucking ground round. You know, you just slapped a cross on there. The Lord's everywhere baby, what do you want for me? He sees everything. You don't think he likes a nice ground round?

Pay by the, pay by the pound? Hey, I get my money in the fucking, in the, in the, in the base, gonna take it out. Uh, yeah, that's, that's all these, uh, you always see that too, especially like in Philly, like things that used to be wall walls. Sure. And there's still one in my hometown that turned into like a flower place.

I just got flowers there a couple weeks ago for Mother's Day. And they're still booming. Huggies, all right, too. Ha, ha, ha, ha, man. They used to make a chicken poem that would blow your fucking tits back. When they used to make it with a little bit of love,

it was a chicken, it was a fried chicken. Tender. Bress, no. Oh, really? They used to have a breast, not. Breast. No. Oh really? He used to have a breast, not the tenders. I like what I remember when they had the tenders. They still do.

Absolutely, you never really make it with. But it was like a fried chicken breast. Like a, you know, a chicken patty type thing, but more of like a breast. It used to be not that, listen, I'm not talking shit. All right. But it used to be more local deli. And I think there's, I think there's a lot of confusion

around the rest of the country about the institution that is Wawa. There is an astagic, that used to be real tight. It used to be very, very mom and pop. Sure. You're not an older and I'm the fucking board. You know what I mean?

You knew the method behind the counter. counter sure who made a hell of a sandwich You got to do at least a nickel to make a decent hokey down here I remember when they weren't mess I remember when it was just like neighborhood kid was a kid's that my brother went to school It was like, you know like kids They were on drugs stop it. I know it all they were good people smoking weed at least I mean, thank you. I don't. Smoking weed at least. I mean, who do you think you? We don't smoke a little weed in the walking freezer.

What are we talking about? Whip it at least. Yeah, come on. What do you say? Whip it at least. Yeah, man. Whew. Anytime I found out the restaurant, I worked at

Made Don whipped cream, I was like, I can start today. Jesus, of course. Find a bullet in the back. Let's go. Getting a wall was while you're dropping fucking Wawa wawa wawa. Can we get more bread over here? Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa Yates You think I got drunk problems. Um, this one's from a item 10 dollar homie never had one red

Is it garbage to fly a Jameson flag directly underneath the USA flag on the pole in your front you are lawn Same patty's day. I would let it slide if you're Irish or anything Yeah, it's got to go American POW Branch of the service then you could do whatever you want, but what if you're not in those things? You're something that you're in them. You're just, you know, you're showing respect. You can't go fucking USA geniuses.

I don't think you can fly. If you're not in the service, I don't think you can fly POW flags. So guy hammered cross-eyed, folding a flag and his front yard. He's so looted. I'll be happy for a great flamation. I'll be happy, two dollar you call it.

If it tells you the ground, you gotta finish your drinks. No, I don't know if that's true. I don't know, I don't know anything about flags, but that doesn't seem, that seems like there's to me. You have to, there's gotta be a connection. So when I see a POW flag, that means there was a POW in that house. Or maybe it's a service person, I don't know,

Taybom, can you get a look on that? I thought that was just showin' respect. To me, maybe, I'm just coming from the other angle where that seems like there's got some sort of connection. Sure. I'm just saying to be weird for me, never served something, something to be like, POWs, you know what I mean?

It's weird. There's a little bit more emotional connection to that. I don't know. It says they're either a veteran or a fully artist. That's a fully artist. The guy's gonna make sound effects. Pow. God. So they are veterans, right?

I would assume. Yeah, you would have to be, that's a little too, uh, that's a little too deep of a cut. Yeah, so if you're not in the service or anything or you're not, you know, you're not waving the flag for something else or some other thing. And you like a nice J-mo-neat. Sure. I don't care.

Sure. There's a real J-mo neat. Sure. I don't care. Sure. There's a real trashy thing on the beach. People fly flags on the beach specifically in Wildwood. Heavy bike. I can imagine what. And no Zane always, those, those, those, those, those ain't always POW flags. Yeah. Lot of Trump flags.

That's the big move these days down on the beach. Lotta, let's go Larry. No, it's the beach. A lot of, let's go Larry. No, it's not Larry. Let's go. Let's go Larry. That's hell on the... Like, let it curb your enthusiasm flags. LD, one more season, baby.

That's hell on political, I am. No, what is it? Let's go, uh, Brandon. A lot of that kind of stuff got you um we should when we do our we should fly a flag on the beach wow off like that's pretty good sure but then you got people showing up looking for a fucking classic bunch of people perusing my chip 86 to KCD is we're in the weeds we're all Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You garbage see the picture and fucking hit me over the head with a sock and nickel I'm gonna think I got that on me

Come out of a way you got no pants on They've ruined through our shit got my wallet. We should do some sort of what do you do with your wallet down there when you're If you're on the not with you with the whole family because you got a bunch of goons down there I'm talking when you're by yourself you put the wallet wallet in your sock or you put it in your shoes? We typically have a I'm never at the beach with just me and my wife. I feel and if I am I don't have my wallet on me We'll take like a dub in case the ice cream man's walking by Fudge shout out to the Fudgey-Wudgy guy or I want to get a hot dog or something by the way But I'm not rolling with fucking plastic Might have a connection this summer down there to the Fudgey Wudgy guys

What do you mean might have a family can't can't speak too much on it. Those are hard licenses to come still in the works, but Somebody I know might rob a Fudgey Wudgy guy. No might might start doing that. That's a tough fucking where at Want to say ocean city maybe okay could be wrong for the folks are dead. I don't know What's the ice cream guy down at Jersey Shore? They push this fucking cart around this metal box around with huge tires in the burning hot sun all summer selling a fudge pops orange cream sickles dry ice they dry at first you it takes about 15 minutes where you can even approach this thing that's how cold that box is oh yeah you'll crack a fucking tooth but that now hot August sun about five minutes, you're an even. They that right now.

Yeah, but the original, this guy made the news. The North Wild would fudge you, wudgy man. Fudge you, wudgy! Retires after 50 years, US Marine Corps veteran known as Uncle Dunk. Yeah. Talk about a real. And he would hit you with,

but na na na na na na na na na na na na. Rupa! You hear him from about five blocks away. You come running out of the water. Those frozen fruit bars are fantastic by the way. Yeah. The strawberry ones. Remember them back in the day?

When those things hit the scene, good. They famous Fudgy Wudgy man retires after 50 years saying goodbye to North Wildwood. You know what that is? That's a cash business like them, my friends. Sure, well, you got to be a vet. At least in wildwood, you have to be a vet. And I know C.I. I think hot dog people were firemen. It's all, it's all retired service or first responder, whatever police or whatever. Maybe I'm getting some bad information. I mean, maybe you

got a bootleg Fudgey Wudgy guy selling Fudgy Wudgies. Fudgy Wudgies! Step up and get your Fudgy Wudgy. Hey man, this is root bear. You'll lose it. Says made in North Korea. When you were a kid, did your mom ever pull the move where she has like a treat would give you the frozen like daquery mix out of the freezer

that was in the can, you know what I'm talking about? Like crack that open, put in a bowl, you put in like it was ice cream or sherbert. Man, you come from a fucking line of booze bags. Who the fuck's just got strawberry daiquiri mix laying around the house? We did. As a kid?

I mean, like I wasn't buying it, but yeah, it was there. That's from a party or to your house? A party, sure. But do that stuff was in... These, they weren't entertaining. That was for that. That was after work. That was after work cocktails sure Man if you're coming home knocking down a fucking frozen fucking battery after work yikes You're plugging in appliances That's real Jimmy buffing shit right there. But But Jane not wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it.

I've said this before, but there was one July fourth in. You know, can I say this? You bust my chops, which rightfully so. About what? I've never done anything of this sort. I haven't had a margarita in over a year because I switched over to the killer in sodas because they're so bad for you.

It's all sugar and salt. Just want to let you know. and accomplishment would be I stopped drinking I switched to I just still tequila you just switch the vehicle sure okay because I was your big thing when you were losing weight was the margaritas I get it all too if we'd be in a fucking tj i satan a and you'd be like can I get an all-natural margarita nevermind to take the frozen. I don't have that. No, no fucking shit.

You guys don't, you guys don't muddle your own mint around here. All right, I'll take a, I'll take three frozen and two IPAs. Give it a fire hose. Let's go. Are you talking about the cylinders that like the frozen orange juice would come in? Yeah, totally. They used to sell Fuck if I would have known that man, it was just straw, but they were there was no booze And I'm of course but oh yeah, it was just strawberry juice or whatever, you know, it was like water rights

Doesn't me tell you something a non-alcoholic strawberry Dacquery if that ever was an option Maybe once in a blue moon patty would let us get one of those instead of a soda man to a fucking little fat kid. Where are you from? I had to show my tits to get the uh we would get them on the the few vacations that we went on. Sure. We went to Mexico one time we do them there maybe if we were at like, you know what I take that my pop used used to have he would make a peanut colladas

He would make us non alcoholic peanut. I think they were non alcoholic I got a hanker and for fucking tequila sunrise right now Hey, two more slippery nipples for me in my pals. I've been trying to get us a good asleep so we can throw a move But every once in a great while he would break out He would make us peanut coll, and I love them. He'd break out the blender in the ice. But yeah, that's trashy, man. That's trashy.

But it's just water ice, really? Exactly. Yeah. I told you, I used to eat the frozen orange juice. Oh, yeah. I was just talking to Patty about that. He would drive her crazy. I think she's going in to get a nice thing,

a fucking OJ, put it in the warm water. It's just classic age-swealy shit. Busy by balls for five minutes and an ice in the exact same thing. Yeah, ice do it even better. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I forgot about the peanut colladas. That's good stuff. That you did. It was bagged. You're fucking wine over. Can't let's talk about Lucy. Lucy go see.

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You could get him at Rita's, I think. No, this wasn't Rita's, this was like, now I think Rita's only does the courts. They put themselves out of business. I think if they started slaying the five gallons. True. I don't know that. True.

But, yeah, that was, I remember, I was 16 at my uncle who was a cop At the time Was like is he how old are you I'm like 16? He's like he can have one. I'm like yes, I can fucking everybody's mouse the whole blue and shit It was blue raspberry. Oh fuck down. Yeah, man the blueberry blue raspberry water ice Take me back. Give me freedom or give me death. No shit.

How do my cold dead hands? But we do, all right, so back to the original thing, we do have to come up with a flag for our beach trip. A little, a little egg corn, so if anybody sees it, they'll know and come up and dab us up. Say what up? Have a popper. Hogi and a pack of sigs.

Yeah, something like Peters dot com or something like that. Yeah, two of my land. Fat guy by the sea. All right, swing it a mess. Paul Revere. Nothing. Two of my land. One of my C. They didn't teach it out of your fucking hippie school up there. It was it was in Massachusetts for God's sake. That wasn't it was. Oh, He's in Massachusetts for God's sake. That was it. It was. Oh, that was into Hampshire.

Idiot. Oh, man. You don't know what I'm talking about. We know we know nothing about Toby. You. I can't see how to ask him what his birthday is. You don't know what two of Byland one of by Seeming. Sure don't.

Wow. Man. And that's why country's going to Hell in Handbasket. That's the youth of this country right here. I'm 33. country's going to hell and a nabaskin that's the youth of this country right here thirty three you know what it means right uh... yeah moving on uh... but i would have to assume two days by land one if you travel by sea to buy land one of by sea that's a hell not me. I don't know what it means because you're flunking in school. That's why

Barrel's in me Paul Revere I know who said it. I don't know what it means. I don't steal valor I don't give a fuck. I know who said it. What's it mean? He ring the bell twice if they were coming by land and he ring it once if they were coming by to see. It was the bridge. I'm coming right now.

Yeah, I know what it was in reference. I didn't know what it meant. He didn't. He had no idea what I was talking about. No. Two of my land. One of my C sounds like, you know, two hot dogs if you're on the land or one on a boat in my C-sack.

It sounds like a surf and turf and long Surf and turf at long john silver. Yeah, I didn't bad either I think that might have been a surf and tariff at long john solvers give that a Goog that might have been a couple of the chicken strips and maybe one of the haddicks Would shout out to long john silver's by the way I'll do yes, I think we're just never around by the way. I think we're just never around.

The first time I saw one I was fucking 24 probably. I was living in South Philly's the first time like I would had at like I would walk by one. It was one in Wooksbury. It was like Mecca. We'd go there and get to Hush Puppies, extra crunchies. What's biting today? No, it's it's I'm not finding anything for any appetizer sampler type deals, but there is a bar in the village one if I land two if I see it looks like a real dive shit hole looks like our speed really pretty good. That's a in the village of New York City. Yes, sir. Huh. One of my land is a couple good fish and chip places up there. I need to shabby. Where In the village. Okay. Yeah. They also do the deep fried Snickers bars. They're big in London. The same place. Yeah, they're big in the village. What are we are we talking about? The village in the West Village. Are East Village.

Don't why? Okay. You said they're also big in London. They are big fish and chips are huge in London. I know. You do. You were just talking about Snickers. The village London and fish and chips. I didn't know what the fuck was going on at the fish and chips are huge and London. No, you were just talking about Snickers, the village London and fish and chips. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. At the fish and chip places. They do fried Snickers. They do fried Snickers. Never heard of that.

Yeah. There's one in the village. Oh, it's Snickers, huh? You might drop it at the point. You're not backing me up on that either? 100% that is. In the UK is the only place I've ever eaten of a fully fried meal.

Fried Faisapizza. French fries and a fried Oreo for dessert. Book the tickets! Look, we're going to London, isn't it? I don't care how you're coming, whatever you want. Bring them fried snickers. I don't like that, the Oreos, that does all that stuff doesn't do it for me. The fried, whatever, like I get it, I've tried a bunch of it, but it's like it's just lost on me I'd rather just take a I can trade up snickers. Okay, who don't like his neckies?

Hungry why am I gonna wait for it to be fried I'm hungry now sure not gonna wait This one's from Paul Simmons never have one read tan cars question mark yikes You're a tan car man. You're a 10 car man I would argue I would even extend it. We are we were a 10 car family Wow Never my mom's bravado was 10 never champagne. I think they called it But it's they started calling it a bullshit in the 90s. Yeah, so when the ultimate started hitting We had either way you're not seeing your kids all right no a Tan car get the block 80. I had the Montego was tan

Champagne I would call it the barvado was tan my stepdad had a suburban that was tan That's crazy and we were what you work for the ATF a 10 suburb, but we that's a rough driveway That's a you pull up the wake Owen a 10 suburban That's crazy, huh? Yeah, we can't really talk too much shit because I know for a long time for a while my mom had a fucking real nice Gleeman white Maxima. She's a Russian mom who's right? She taking numbers. Who dude? And I grew up outside North East Philly every every connected Russian dude. Oh, yeah, sure going to Golden Gates and shit. Mm-hmm Shut up to it. They put a nice spread down there.

Yeah, well white cars are trashy white cars are trashy even like think on like the higher end like a Bentley or a Rolls-Roy What about a white Mercedes that usually look pretty nice? That's yeah, but that's still like that's like hot mom shit sure Or drug dealers yet, okay, we remember when we saw one the other day There was two dudes and we were talking we're like is that guy drug dealer or not? Yeah, he was like an associate some guy We knew of outside circles and you're like is that guy a drug dealer? I'm like I'm fucking up I'm pretty sure yeah, and then he got in a something we were like that's a fucking drug deal sure sure Yeah, but do I never thought of that 10 cars 10 cars bad luck Greens pretty bad too Emerald green any green if you think about it. I mean if you're going kelly green

That's crazy. Yeah, you better be on the way to a bird's game But they know I don't think you can probably get green cars anymore. No, I'm not made you don't see new green cars I've listened whatever the fuck is going on with these with these car colors now. They flattened them out. They are so fucking wack. It looks like it was painted and painted in a nursery room. I kind of like it. I like it. Like the broncos and stuff. It's the flat. It's not shiny. It doesn't have the glitter at it. Name. That's cool. You go navy blue you go black navy blue. You never had a navy blue car No, that's trash silver silver is good. It depends fire apple red You're looking to shake that ass

Denise's Denise had a red sea brink convertible with red red or burgundy We were big on burgundy maroon not burgundy. What's burgundy? Maroon same thing. But it was more red than purple. It wasn't the purple color. My dad had a fucking red rocket. No, a red red. Red finger on it. He had a, um, a red Mustang for a minute. Re, I think you might have might have, what do you mean? No, I knew you when he had that. He had that when I started comedy because I remember I drove it to a show one time.

I never seen you drive until about two years ago. Really? You got in that bad accident and then like, Oh yeah, I got, that wasn't a bad accident. He was like freaked out. I never, I honestly didn't think you had a license for the first decade that I knew yet Fucking Jersey does god damn jug handles it was pouring rain. I was on my way to a $50 show was my first paid spot I remember the guy who show it was yes, of course, he stiffed me on a bill

Oh, yeah, not too long after that. I thought my career was over Fifth me on a bill. Oh, yeah, not too long after I thought my career was over because you got in a car accident and missed a $50. Yeah, it was it was on a Halloween night. Well, I got news for you pal. The last episode. Get it out. Kippy says not a big accident. You say not a big accident. So in my head, it's an 18 car pile up 23 fatalities. Full blind. I just know we complained about it for seven years. You get the guy tried to put the screws to us. It was a miscommunication at a red light.

You stopped. How do you win? A miscommunication at a red light. It's guy tried to take us to the cleaners. No, you said I would go. Yeah. I remember that really rattled ya. I was living in your basement at the time. No, you weren't.

Yes, I was, because I remember when they called and said it was all taken care of. I was in your basement. I didn't know you would happen. No, not what had happened. Yeah, when the litigation was on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha drive up in Jersey to go to go to go to the go to the get you read the letter litigation like party this shit's litigation bro me and my dad had to go out and get uh deposed that what it is you get deloused showed to the courthouse to throw in fucking why yeah yeah now

let's first have everyone to a bob Evans delicious fucking place really doing right Find a nice Bob Evans good breakfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough to fuck up breakfast But I don't know why you're gonna smirk the man's name I buy a sausage all the time I fucking I got it in the crib right now. Jimmy Dean family Bob Evans get out of here the Bob Evans patties Yeah, the preach Jimmy Dean Crumbles come on Man knows his way around a pork product. I'll tell you that yeah, but then what do you put? I'll sell you to breakfast. I

Like that. I like to cry like the ground sausage. That seems indulgent to me. Why that's real greasy I feel you can't dry that you gotta run that to a stranger dude. That's real and that I feel. You can't dry that. You gotta run that to a stranger, dude. That's real and that's a decadent. That's like bone marrow. You can't do it. That's why you're fat. You can't be eating that stuff in breakfast. It's not getting to the ground sausage.

There's no real way to measure it either. You're really eyeballing it. I know because the only time I do it is I've said this before is Thanksgiving Day morning. My mom makes the packets of that for the sausage. And me and my brother always go after one. And that's like, that's a ball to the, I mean, you're just, you've got a ladle going.

Yeah, it should be two patties from Bob Evans, who's a gentleman who measures it out for you. You're wrong. But that's, if you get a sausage and cheese omelet, it should be ground, in a perfect worldelet it should be ground in a perfect world It should be ground sauce that I give you yeah, they don't do it They don't do it who anybody You get a you get a you get a sausage and cheese omelet anywhere

It's never gonna be ground sausage. It's always gonna be go sausage. Oh my go bacon a bacon and cheese on me sausage on a side You do the links you do the patties whatever they got sure I'm a sausage on a side guy. Um, but fuck what we just say him Bob Evans Breakfast what are you got you cut me off? Something Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean sausages. We got nothing Um, all right, let's see. This is uh We got nothing. Um, all right, let's see. This is a zap by Bringen.

I never had one red. Where are you? Are you garbage if your parents made the McDonald's parking lot, the switch spot for joint custody? Oh, man. That's bad. We used to. You don't stand there chance coming out of that.

That's real tough. Just if you don't get, they don't get you nothing. Yes, if you're going to make Donald's not eating. Oh, man. That's weirder for some reason. Now we're going to have pizza at home. We used to do this move, which was pretty trashy. The Pennsylvania term pike, if my parents were going somewhere, it was only a few times,

but if they didn't wanna pay the toll, and we were like going down to my cousins for a weekend, there's something like that. My cousins lived right near, it wasn't an exent ramp, it must have been like a service entrance. Like an access road or something. Yes, and it was a chain link fence for like a, you know, like a hundred yards, and it was a big gate fence for like a, you know, like a hundred yards, and it

was a big gate that turned on to a regular street. So my parents would just pull over on the turn pike and let us out, and we would sneak through the fence, and my uncle Mike would pick me up there and take us to the house. So they didn't have to get off the turn pike and pay the toll, which was probably at the time, and they would just turn it around on a rest stop or something. Yeah, which was, no, no, because once you get off, you won't, if you, no, no, they were going, they were like going down the shore or something like that.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, because I want to get off and back on. They didn't want to get off and back on. The probably 75 cents I would have to assume. Yeah, dude. I mean, back in the day, to get to the fromphilly to the shore, it would cost you about going down about six bucks. Go on back. It was about 11 Something like that. They were just built different. They just didn't want to waste money here spend money or was weird

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Damn. Yeah, we... We used to have drop meet-off points when we would want to go hang out with my... cousins to live in Jersey. What was your situation? That was, you guys were, everybody was cool enough that your mom would drop you out of your dad, your dad would drop you out of your mom's right a burden was 99% on my dad to get me. I would have come get you well like I would all my school might like I said recently

I would the bus would drop you off at my mom's right have to wait for my dad to come get me. Oh Inside then let you inside my mom. Yeah. Yeah, of course of course. I don't know if it's his day Look inside it like it is probably it's my day you bitch Don't even hug him. I Mean I could see where your mom would be coming from You know what I mean, but she wasn't home. She was working. I yeah But you know what's in there is the goddamn snack drawer and she don't need you on her fucking off days You wouldn't their fucking rifle and through her goodies.

Yeah, no, that was the whole idea. Then he would pick me up. I go, I'm a little hungry. You drop, you know, in the Mickey D's or Angelo's on a way out. Shout out to heroes. Kitchett, I'm better than CIA. Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

So we had that. We never really did a switch, but we would switch with my aunt if like my aunt was going down the shore or something. Back when they were all like really work it, like you know, and I would have to then we would meet a Franklin Mills Mall and do a switch in the parking lot. Holy shit. Would you guys change license plates there? I have to go to the parking garage so we can pull out.

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a a a a a a a a a Where you knew something was something Paddy had a couple of moves like that. I remember like waiting in the car when she was doing something Nothing nefarious, but you know picking. I don't know something up Yeah, kids were just in the car. Yeah, I don't think you can do that anymore now kids were just in didn't matter At some point I would assume in the Early to that late 90s probably I guess it was yeah like late elementary school or whatever and I was more of age

I would get the keys left for me. Yeah, that was big or if my brother system in the car The kid you know when I was like five they would leave the keys, but I mean like For yeah, we were just in fight over the radiating. Yeah, for some reason you thought you can never get out of the car You know, I mean now I'd get out have fucking heater, go for a walk at the right aid, per-but like- But do you have that car? They come back and you're not there. Oh, you're a fuck. Yeah, patty put the fear. If we got out of the car, I was assumed that there were kidnappers just waiting around my blind spot and grabbed me from my fat ass in a van. Yeah, I remember one time I cousin. I don't know if we were picking him up.

He was in high school. I was probably whatever. They were probably damn my brother and cousin shot at the Sean. Uh, it was a list. He was a listener. He, Johnny, he ran away or something from his, you know, I'm running away. I'm fucking, he like failed to test something. You know, some blow up at home as a young teacher ran away

I'd rather try to pull that bullshit. I think he was just staying at My how or something. I don't know, but he was this one you could burn burn in CDs was big and he was burning You know like mixes or whatever because he will stop going to school for like two days And he was kept making CDs DJ run away and he was like, like DJ runaway number one number two. He was like, this is a fucking good time. This is gonna launch his music career in the basement. DJ crashing at my cousins. I told you before we had a couple of, uh,

couple of separate occasions. My brother, uh, couple of his boys stayed with us, something in home or whatever. Sure. Yeah. I remember Keith Cody staying with this for fucking a couple of weeks One spring coolest fucking kid ever. It was all right. Yeah double to t-shirts get to take their t-shirts. Yeah For sure I was always I mean I was 11 my brothers friends were in high school Or would I would be wearing their clothes like things they left or something that he would come home with like a cool pair of cargo I meant there was a McCammo pair of cargo shorts have fit me perfect

Dude you couldn't tell me shit dude. I rolled up the fuck it I rolled up to meet the boys skating they were like whoa You can't even see his dick Warning perfectly. Yeah, yeah, it's great get a nice t-shirt with a little rip right here like yeah Looks like fucking mites got out of it or whatever But we got to wrap it up gang gang we love you tell you this right now the bald kid ain't lying we love

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