Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - The Great Outdoors Edition w/ Collin Chamberlin

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family theme episode about the Great Outdoors! We're talking hunting, fishing and all things outside the city. The boys are joined by stand up comedian Collin Chamberlin, it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Collin Chamberlin: https://www.instagram.com/collin_comedy/?hl=en AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Blue Chew: Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code GARBAGE -- just pay $5 shipping. Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: garbage Mando: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code GARBAGE at https://shopmando.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Gang we're doing a little theme episode this episode. On this episode. Good morning, good morning. I'll come to you with this morning, good morning. Gang, we're doing a fun theme on this episode and we brought in a an amateur expert I would say okay this thing contradict each other to help us out a little bit He's a very funny very successful stand-up comedian gonna be on the road with us this fall So a little bit of them out there Madison last run sure right couple. Are you looking at me? You were there?

This is your first day around here. He's a good pal of ours. Grew up in Pittsburgh, a little hunting, little fishing. He's gonna be here to guide us through. Give it up for Colin Chamberlain, everybody. Thank you, boys. Sitting in Kippie's seat. Appreciate being here.

Thanks for coming. We're mixing it up a bit. And good meeting you for the first time. What, you're from Pittsburgh? Where do I know you from? Were you in Milwaukee with me? I couldn't live in other cities. He lives in Madison. We got him on Zoom. Damn, he's hologramming.

We were in Madison, we were in Minnesota, Detroit, Michigan, right? Together. You guys sound like you're dating and you don't want anybody to know. We were there, baby. Yeah. What? I never met this guy. And shout out to new guy Luke over there, the corner office.

Man, you're really shooting from the hip today. Jesus Christ. Let's get Ryan Dinsley in here. This guy's on goofballs. By the way, shout out to the troops, huh? We're here to talk about the woods. Stop saying that. I ain't talking about what you and your buddies talk about the woods Ain't talking about what you and your buddies do in the woods Bro my rod just a couple of worms on a hamster

Serious broadcast Theme episode we're doing the woods. We're doing outdoors outdoors. Yeah Quarterback this thing for a minute so Colin grew up in Pittsburgh So Colin grew up in Pittsburgh so I'm on the road with you They're on the back of the bottle Sorry here you do a little stand-up comedy the bottle sweating Who was it brando that used to put the lines on the back of people? No um So you you grew up Pittsburgh, so I'm told. Yeah, we've gotten that down.

They put French fries in their sandwiches out there. They sure do, outside, yeah. You grew up more rural. Pittsburgh is like a redneck Philly. Yes. You guys are a little more country. That's where the little more Kentucky would come from a little bit, right?

Well, you know, you know you Pittsburgh much like Philly It's like you have the city and then most people don't actually and they begin with the letter P Most people don't really live in this sure it lives 20 to 30 minutes away from this but it get your in Pittsburgh It's way more rural than Philadelphia It's a little shittier. Yeah, I would say it gets it gets a little more Yeah, there's a lot more people going like up to camp and yes. Yeah, a lot of lake houses Color guys yeah a lot of you know you're not buddy Nick Angelo shout out to him You know what Pittsburgh's famous for having a toilet in the basement. Yeah, that's the just a toilet

Yeah, that's what it's called the Pittsburgh Potty. The Pittsburgh Potty? Yeah. All these old, and the story is that when people would come home from the steel mills and stuff, they would be down there and change. It'd be a sink and a toilet, and that's would be the first thing they would do. So you'll go into these old houses, and it'll just be like a piano, an old pool table

from a big lots, and a toilet with no curtain or anything. Yeah. A lot of parlors over there too, right? In the house and parlor, like right to the right to the left when you walk in. Yeah, that's a lot of parlors like the like the room you don't sit in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the furniture had like plastic on. Yeah. Lace curtains and stuff. A bowl of hard candy. Sure.

Yeah. Smell of stew going. Probably some swirl meat in it. That's good eating. What you did a lot of hunting and fishing growing up I did yeah, I have the kids back Seamless transition by the big dog. I got on you now. I Actually duct tape one to one of our chairs He just had you a pin from a grenade.

One bullet on the table. Yeah, so we, I mean, we, like the big dog said, we spent a lot of time in the van together. You were in the first, the Patreon knows, you made one or two Patreon episodes. A lot of time in the van, and we kind of play AYG We get that your background when we're in a road trip together course We were peppering you with the questions a whole nine yards and you know who stinks Frank Kohler prank Kohler You you I didn't realize you were that much of a hunter and fisherman. Yeah, yeah very at an early age What was it? When did you start?

When were you introduced to the outdoorsman? I was introduced. When did you get your first kill? When I was 13. 13? 13 was the first time I ever shot something. But I started hunting and fishing. I mean, I was fishing as a young kid, five, maybe four

years old. Now, what kind of fishing are we talking about? Like, you throw it out out and when you reel it in you start screaming? You throw a bobber on, somebody puts a worm on a hook, you stand there and you know, yeah you freak out when you catch a fish. Yeah I used to freak out, sunnies,

I used to hate the sunnies. But I started hunting when I was like probably nine or 10 years old. And it was very popular to like, my grandfather did it, my uncle who wasn't really, everybody in Pittsburgh has like an uncle that's not their uncle. Sure, it's very, it was very popular to like my grandfather did it my uncle who wasn't really everybody in Pittsburgh has like an uncle that's not their uncle sure it's very it's very it's not even it's a regional it's dirt bag yeah it's like hey this is it's always like uncle Randy or uncle Larry uncle Larry this was the crew that went up hunting it was my grandfather whose name was

Elmer but everybody called him Pete my uncle who wasn't my uncle Larry a guy named Boone who I never learned his first name, Tom and Tom's son. Never also learned Tom's son's name. He was always just Tom's son. That's got Mola station written all over it. What? The hell kind of cub scout were you involved with? So that was the crew, but like you would, it was not...

Where would you go? Was there a cabin? Yeah, so in Pittsburgh, about two hours north of of Pittsburgh is a place called Pima Tooming, Pennsylvania Or as if you're from Pittsburgh, you would say Pima Tooning. Pima Tooning. Yeah, and you would go up to Pima Tooming. Probably not too many good Mexican restaurants. I remember we would always say like because that's where we went on vacation be like we're gonna go up to my grandparents camp in Pima Tooming and it was

It sounds like you're having a stroke. Then you get ordered and you're like oh it's a trailer like we were in a that is like that is like you call it to kill we're going up to camp and it's like right yeah it's just a trailer with the well dudes yeah I was pretty much all Let's play hide the antlers. But it was it was a way for these people like to get away from their family. Sure. Like it was their fate.

Like my grandfather did not miss a Pennsylvania deer season his whole life. Which runs from when to when? It runs from it started. Yeah. It's there is a there is a type you got a strike. A couple of steamers. When I started hunting it was the Monday after Thanksgiving. It was without question Thanksgiving what happened you would get in a car Friday you drive up to camp Friday Saturday Sunday takeoff school Monday Tuesday come back Wednesday. That is

it on how long was the season? Season's about three weeks three weeks and they just change how many you're allowed to get you're allowed to get one You can shoot one if you have a permit you can get it. You can kill one I heard that caveat yeah, you gotta have a because well a lot of people didn't But you could have one antler to one antlerless if you have the right permit lady well, you know She shouldn't have been standing there. She saw me kill the guys. I had to clean her up. There's a lot of them running around.

She might talk. Yeah. I didn't know you shot does. Yeah, you shoot. That's a female deer. Mm-hmm. For the city folk out there. Yeah, you can shoot a doe.

A lot of people shoot does. Why? Bucks are harder to shoot because there there's less bucks we have there's also Because there's there's in the her over. Yeah, there's an overpopulation of female deer right now of doe yeah You should have the Crawford County talk of the town Be out there's fucking Talk of the town

All right around the woods with what hangers coming off his head What's that musk Pain on yourself. What is that? There's if there's a big deer urine thing Yeah, I've been it I've been in more rural rural areas. Yeah, and you can buy it at gas stations. That was the thing. It's that and turmeric. It's supposed to help with cholesterol. I didn't know which one you were supposed to ingest. So I did both. Methylated urine. It's great on the Italian hokey. That's Mike's way, I think they call that. But yeah, the deer pee is very popular. I think it sort of died out.

I think people realized that was a scam. What's that to do? Attract a deer? Get me the deer. Yeah, because you would put it on your boots, because the big thing was you didn't want to leave your scent coming into wherever you were going and leaving from. So you would put it around your boots some people put it

On their clothes and let it sit overnight smell bad. Yeah, it smells like deer pee Have you ever smelled Tommy Hilfiger black? smelled stale pee That's what it smells like and you know you like some guys who go nuts with it But they remember that dude that put it all over his body and he got fucked up by that Did you ever see the member those collect commercials there was there was in the early 2000 a lot of footage of People getting attacked by deer And it was a good old day. It was because they would pay they would use the deer yes, and it would

It's like a fair young buck would come in now. Yeah, try to melt. Yeah, take you yeah What do you have it's a solid practice still done? Yeah, if you're using a other Hunting methods like playing with the wind and minimizing personal scent Yeah, they make a lot of clothes now that sort of get rid of your scent for you really yeah Yeah, yeah. You'll be in a ghillie suit. I'm right here. When you would go up there, but if you were up there in the trailer, there probably was, was there a shower in there?

There was a shower, but because we were on a well, it smelled like sulfur. So it smelled like eggs. It was brutal. So you'd be up there kicking. We'd be up there. Here's how, I'm not even kidding. Here's how you get clean. You would wash off in the sink and then you would just sit outside and like air out

You would just sit outside and the other thing was we use special soap that didn't have a lot of fragrance like lava We use I was like I think it might have just been candle wax. I'll be honest Okay, but it was like when you're eating up there You'd probably stay away from like the Italian dishes and shit like that It was a lot of you know, like there's like one restaurant that serves wall-eye, you know, and as a nice old you're like delicious We were some we were somewhere on tour a couple years ago where there was a big walleye tournament. Yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's huge. I mean especially in those like Lake Erie Lake Erie's not far. It was Lake Erie It was like here. Yeah, that makes walleye tournament

But yeah, I mean you just up there as a kid and like that's how I grew up and it was like I didn't think and no True adult supervision like that's the real who taught you how to shoot like grandfather gun. Say, what do you call your grandfather? I like we called him Pappy happy. Yeah Pappy taught me how to shoot and here's a quick Could you take a gun apart and stuff like that? Yeah, I could take a gun blindfold it No, I'm not I'm not in full jacket Yeah, yeah, he's under water bored me after this. Yeah, you take up my fingernails. I could John wick style W you could take a gun apart and clean it. Yeah, I've cleaned the guns and stuff But like the safety thing was like half preached in the sense of like let's pull this back a second.

So when the first time, what is the age, you said nine or ten is the first time you went hunting. Yeah. And what was the gun? The gun was a 32 Winchester special lever action. Is that like the ching ching? Yeah. What's the caliber?

32 special. A 32. Yeah, very similar to a 3030, which is popular now 3030 Okay, so 30 so that's 32 caliber yeah, so that'd be like That's a 32 caliber. Yeah. So that'd be like, um, try to get to figure this out. Isn't there a handgun that's a 32 caliber? Well, there's a 32. I'm a desert eagle. There's a there's a there's a 38 special. That's a caliber. Right? I think but these are rifle cartridges. So they're a little bit like guys

that sing hung on Lucy. Yeah, 30 special. Guys are all right. That's my brother's war song back in the 38 special. These guys are all right, man. That was my brother's war song back in the day. Wubble 38 special. So this is a serious gun. It's a real gun, yeah. It would put a hole in you. It would put a hole in you, for sure. So it was a gun.

It was a gun. Did we meet in Madison? I swear I recognize you from somewhere. You put on a lot of weight. What? Would you have a scope, like a laser and shit? When I first started, I learned how to shoot with iron sights, which is just the sights on the gun. So no scope.

Iron sights. Your nickname is iron sights. Ladies and gentlemen, the host of this evening, Colin. Oh, he's a dead iron. And how good is your aim? It used to be pretty good. I've... Yardage.

So here's how we would do it. This is like so, I mean, we did nothing technical. My grandfather would get a Jiffy peanut butter jar lid. He would walk about 50 yards out into like a field. This is a scene from Shooter. Nail it to a tree and tree and they would go shoot it and you would just try to hit it And if you hit it, he go, okay, that's it. We're done practices over like and would you guys sit in a blind? We sat in a blind a couple years, but most of the time we sat on the ground in some trees We would sort of hide in the trees and wait till they rolled around. Yeah. Yeah, or we would put on a deer drive

Which was extremely dangerous a deer um shuffle them out right yeah so what a deer drive how they ran it was because i was like the youngest they would stand on the edge of the woods like where the clearing was right i would go to the other end I would walk in a zigzag fashion as loud as I could to try to kick something to run towards them. Russell them up. Which they would then. In the field or in the woods? In the woods. I'd be in the woods moving sort of back and forth until I got to them.

And some other hunter could think you're a deer and pluck you. I mean I was wearing orange but remind you they're all facing me with loaded guns. It's like a firing squad. Right so like I was. It's like the Patriots. So my concern was always like, I wonder if they would shoot me. But nobody else really shared that concern. It was always just like, kick something up, it's slow today. You know?

And would you get out there and start pounding the pavement? Would you stir up some business? Yeah, yeah. We kicked up a couple deer doing that. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. And they would stand at the edge of the field and shoot whatever came out. No kidding.

And how far away are they? I mean, by the time time they got there they might have been 30 to 50 yards away That's nothing right? It's nothing and I was probably 20 yards behind Ducking for take hiding behind a rock in a foxhole. I got you in a deer costume Hello boys Kevin sake about blue chew welcome Welcome to Bonertown. Woo, talking about getting rock hard gang and I ain't talking about it in the gym, I'm talking about with blue chew. Listen, you get a little older, you put on a couple of pounds, things start to slow down

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Shot a couple guys yeah, I killed my great Yeah, I shot I shot other stuff before I killed a deer. I killed some geese. What do you eat stuff? Okay. I killed some geese. We did some squirrel hunting. Same kind of gun?

It was a shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. Did some squirrel hunting. Did you eat the geese? Yeah, I didn't eat them back then, but I would eat it now. Well, as a kid, I didn't really like eating them.

You weren't a big old goose. Would you eat it there, or would you wait until you got home? No, they would eat some of it there. But if you shot a deer, it would take a couple weeks to get it processed. So you know, because everybody's turning their deer in. You know what I mean? You couldn't do it yourself.

Been there. Now I could do most of it myself. You could field dress it? Yeah, oh yeah. Holy stand up. I'd have that shirt off in a do second if I had a flip out buck knife. He'd be naked. Okay Boy he'd be in his skivvies Sharp you like it would you did you do the thing that they did in?

Red dawn where you drink the deer's blood we didn't drink the deer Don't answer that but we did with the first time I shot a deer I was sitting there was my grandfather showing me how to field dress it and I was a little hesitant and he reached down Took a big handful of deer blood and put it on my hat that forehead to be like you're in it now He goes. Yeah, he, you're in it now. And he goes, yeah, he's like, this is it. Now you can't just shoot a deer and not know what to do. Could you do that thing from powder where you bring them back to life?

We sort of chant over it. No, we didn't get that, but a couple of our relatives did visit us that night in our dreams. Did you cry the first time you shot one? No, I was so excited. I'm telling you, it is the most exhilarating. Like it's still to this day, like going out and hearing like, if I hear like a turkey gobble on I'm turkey hunting, I'm like, I'm like ready to jump through my skin.

Yeah, I get lunchtime fully end up at Hoagie. I like a little venison just as much as the next guy, but I couldn't pull the trigger. Yeah, so cute. I'm not cut out for it. I was never introduced to me at a young age. My stepdad a little bit, but he his family did I'm not cut out for it. I was never introduced to me at a young age. My stepdad a little bit, but his family did, but he didn't like it. So it was like, he's like, I'm not showing you guys. My dad.

Yeah, I was introduced to- I think he shot a guy before. He's never existed. Such a young age. It was just so prompt. I mean, every year my grandfather come home, put antlers in the front yard. He'd have a deer in the basement or something.

You know, he'd bring deer meat home. Guns were always sort of. Did you have to eat that all year? I mean, a whole deer. You could, you could. You're not doing spaghetti night. You could eat it all year. I mean, you'd get ground deer meat, you know, you'd make burgers.

You'd mix it with a lot of stuff. You could mix it with beef or pork or whatever. Yeah. I didn't know we were talking about. Yeah. A couple of steaks, you know. That's not bad. Yeah.

I used to work at a place that venison chili was really good Yeah, a lot of people would make chili and bring it the following year You know that was so like if you know you're the year before You'd save some of your meat to then make chili and bring it up your old dear. Are you freeze it? Yeah Yeah, thank you sitting in the cupboard box of thin mints Because those we got his cookies and deer meat. It's in the deep freeze, man.

What about the squirrel meat? Would you eat squirrel meat? Never ate squirrel meat. Never really. That's the thing. Like I was such a like I was a picky kid. You know, my grandfather ate whatever. I mean he ate turtle soup.

He ate deer meat. He ate goose. He ate whatever. Like he ate. You'd catch fish out of these lakes. Guys like a goat. And they would taste, I mean, they would taste like seaweed. You know what I mean? Where were you fishin'?

We'd fish out of Lake Erie, or Pymatuning Lake, which sort of runs similar to Lake Erie. In a tributary. Yeah, I mean, it's all freshwater fish, which some people say are not as good. Tasty, freshwater fish. I grew up fresh wires you know Sonny's bass I like a trout yeah I've had a trout yeah trout are good yeah

the William Penn and I had trout looking at have you ever caught a fish and ate it fully yeah some flounders down ashore yeah that's fun that's a couple of Couple of broads in Waterwood. Oh man. They were both named Flounder. Funny enough. You and your friend Flounder want to come out. I paid him 50 bucks to call me Ariel. She did have her eyes on both. That's a good joke right there. No, we used to get Flounder.

I like Flounder. Jesus, relax. And crabs. Yeah, it's not fish. Seats. A living thing. Yeah. Okay. Disrespect. All right. All right. Well, we got some, we got some Patreon cues to get into, as you know, when you're doing this. So that's why Colin's here, by the way. Yeah, this guy's got a little more, he knows what's going on. We're talking about the outdoors. And listen, if you're not a hunter or a fisher, we would get it You know, but we got we got to talk about all aspects of life Hey relax Your dress like a coke dealer talking about on next up religion

What do you believe in you didn't get the memo to dress like kind of Your dress like you're a pilot on blow. It's like an aquarium decoration. It should be a betta fish going from one arm to the other. Those are little bastards those things. They eat each other. You can't put two betta fish together. They'll rip each other apart. You can find that two beta fish together. They'll rip each other apart. Try that out the hard way. Alright gang, as you know, when you join the old Patreon,

it will answer your garbage question on the end. These are always fun. We get some stories. We get some fucking... Really? We found out like once you like centralize it a little bit, what you do from time to time, you really find out just like these people are just pure dirtbags at every level,

which is very... The fans, our listeners, the homies, the bozos. The best. like these people are just pure dirt bags at every level, which is very- Oh, fans, our listeners, the homies, the bozos. The best. And so this one, this is from Willie B. Long time investor, never had one read. It was more of a story. When I was 10 years old,

I was fishing with my dad on our boat. He hooked a log in the bottom of the lake about 12 feet deep. He didn't wanna lose his favorite spinner bait, so he made me strip down to my underwear, jump in and unhook it. Saved them seven bucks. Never. I've never done it.

I've thought about it. We're like, it's just fucking six feet away. I could get that. No, but that's where the icky toes are. Yeah, I would rather be in the ocean with the tiger sharks and all that stuff than touch the bottom of a lake or a pond. Yeah, I get that. It's it's slimy down there. You know what I mean? And you usually can't see it. It's dirty.

I have, though, gotten down to like I've not I've I haven't gotten six feet down, but I've had stuff hooked up and I'm like taking my shoes off, rolling up the pants and like going in to like what to get a bobber or whatever the fuck. But you know what it is? It's not even that it's a process of redoing everything have to read it And then it's like all you want to do is the thing it would be like if you went golfing in every hole You lost your clubs and had to go find Like all I want to do is this thing anybody got a night. I got a stand here and read

Well, usually somebody of us like an adult yells at me. You gotta do it quick That's it. We only got three hooks left. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that was shaking Uh-huh that I agree with you on that cuz it is you just want to do it right and you're just it's like the fucking Ring it and then I get lazy each time and I'm like, I don't do it is right I don't do it was I'm just like I want to get I want to get in a mix You've done a lot of fishing and I've done a lot of fishing in the ocean. I've done a lot. I grew up in the ocean and freshwater.

I grew up fishing a lot. That was my step. That was a big fisherman. So as a kid, all the time, even into our like 20s, mid 20s, we'd go up to Vinny with the Skinny's house. It was mostly, you're just drinking beer. You get a 30 pack, pack or two of heaters, drive out there, throw a cast a little bit

And just drink but we only did it for a couple months my senior year There was a pond in the back of my neighborhood that I think was stocked with a bunch of fish and me and my buddy Charlie would would cut school and go go for usually trippin so I don't hey you were doing drugs Yeah, if I'm taking somebody new or somebody doesn't fish fish a lot, like I took my mother fishing last. That's a wild sentence. Yeah. I don't know what I have to do to get my mom to go fishing with me. She likes it, but it's like, here's how she fishes, because you know, her father was the one that taught me.

Pappy. Pappy. She was Pappy's daughter. So she catches a fish, she acts like she's a Dominican baseball player. She pounds the chest, does two to the sky, and she's like, that's for you. And I'm like, you didn't just hit a home run. You know what I mean? She's really... She's into it. But if I'm taking her fishing, the nights are small.

That's a small win for that. Is it just you and her? I've gone with her and my sisters, my girlfriend and stuff. If I take my girlfriend... On a boat? No, we fish from shore. Typically, we fish from shore. But do you guys still have the cabin? We don't fish. We have fish fish there we fish in Maryland a lot Yeah, my girlfriend my girlfriend's family's from there, so they have property there

We'll go to real, but I will spend the whole night before tying extra Rigs lines getting everything set up because it's like all I got to do is like just reduce how mad you get Because I'm gonna get upset smart like's like, I'll spend three hours doing it. You would hate me. You know what I mean? Because as soon as something gets snagged, I'm like, I'm going to yell.

I would definitely get snagged, and I'd be into the sandwiches pretty quick. It's 9 AM. We just swum for food. I think it's some of that deer urine. That's my favorite part about fishing is getting at the hoogies in the cooler. We're still on the high seas. F's all these rods hanging from a tree. Ah

Anybody got another rod? I don't know what it would take for me to swim down to the bottom of a lake and touch a log I mean that might as well be a serpent sure That's a gator that was always um I Hate it too cuz I'm a big especially as I get older a big drinker and a smile You know will document that like a heater in a beer And then I you you go we go buy bait at like the local store They come in that styrofoam thing there was a bait vending machine when we were kids Yes in front of Robinson's bait and tackle, and they'd be closed just go like two bucks you get some night crawlers whatever

But then you get the worm guts and shit and jizz all over your finger. And at some point you just kind of catch a heater with that. And it's all you taste. It's gross. But the second you get over it, yeah, a little bit of flavor. You start getting comfortable with things that are not comfortable. I remember my group. That matches with the mail.

Pappy would clean fish with a pocket knife, wipe it on his jeans and cut apples. Yeah. We would eat apples. What are you, a horse who's eating apples like that? Like he would just, that was his thing though. That was his snacks. Here's what he would pack for a day of fishing or hunting. For me, as a kid.

An apple, a ham sandwich, and a thermos of black coffee. Like I was a coal miner. Like you're an air traffic controller. Yeah, so I was like Black coffee and dirty apples now. Yeah, I need a nice Italian head with oregano oil and vinegar That extension cord's long. Get the mudslides going, huh? Try to have a nice time. You think the deer can hear this? Eee, eee, eee.

All right, let's see. This is from Josh. $20 Bozo, is it garbage if you go hunting with your friend who has a hunting rifle and all you bring is a knife because you don't own a gun? Both of us fell asleep in the woods and we didn't get anything That's I mean that guy's just down to hang sure and you know I dude I would be living the fantasy of like You know what I mean? I'd be like practicing There's no way that would ever happen right nobody hunts with just a knife right no

Unless you're hunting humans, I don't think you're hunting with just a knife. But I actually like that. I like when someone's like, hey, I just want to come and hang. Yeah, it's a hang. I mean, at the end of the day- Fuck that. You got ticks and all that shit. Plus, there's no sandwiches out there.

Fucking no broads out here. I'm trying to get my dick wet. Real sausage fest. For years, my boy Bill would just be like, I'll just sit with you. He goes, I don't want to pull a trigger. He goes, I'll just sit next to you. I'm like, you can come whenever you want. I would do that. It's just fun. It's just sit with you because I don't want to pull a trigger He goes I'll just sit next to him like you come whenever you want I would do that on it's just fun to have someone there couple of beer and especially I'm not shooting

I don't have to worry about gun safety. Yeah, get a sixer a handful of heaters and some good times Then you're a witness to a murder cigarette in the woods Trying to kill a deer and he's here What that's big? a deer and he's here. What, that's bad? Hey, can you hear the deer smell this? A pair of dress shoes on. It's like Marlboro Lights.

You're telling me deers don't like cigs? Is that what you're saying right here? I don't know, sure. See it, see it. Well, these hillbillies are smoking cigs when they're hunting. Sure. What do you have to do? You got to drag it back to the trailer, right?

Mm-hmm. Probably heavy. Yeah, but once you got them out, you got them in the woods. You got them in the woods. You lose. I feel dress. There's quite a bit of weight and you can also quarter them. Like if you shoot something big, you can quarter, which means you sort of just break it down into pieces. To put fully into eights. Wait, you take all of its guts out, like its heart and lungs.

And some people eat the heart, eat the liver. You take that. But its lungs, its intestines intestines that kind of stuff you leave it there for the Other animals yeah something I found the guy a little more foley speed. This is just great name Jehovah thickness $10 s'mores never have one read my own my one and only time going camping me and my boys brought a TV my PlayStation and a long-hands extension cord so we can watch Malibu's most wanted in our tent. I'd be the bug man in there hanging out. Yeah.

That's a little more your speed. Yeah. Yeah. We never did. I'd have some of that chili though. Sure. Yeah. We never did camping either.

We were not, my parents were such city folk that it was like that's, you, I maybe in the backyard. Oh, yeah again smoking heaters Yeah campings on the low of all three things. That's the lowest I think it's the least amount of fun for the most amount of work. That's a great I would have some skaters and you camping is something where the more people you have the more fun It is because there's a lot of work and it's just like if you you go hunting, if you go fishing, most likely when your day, I've had bad days in the woods, I've had bad days fishing, and I just go home or I go to a bar. It's like when you're camping and you have a bad day, you wake up still in hell. You got to pack everything up and get out of there.

I took an ex-girlfriend camping for her birthday, just the two of us. And I'm not kidding, it was the worst- What a horrible gift. ... 48 hours of my, just the two of us. And I'm not kidding, it was the worst 48 hours of my, like, it was terrible. We took a Honda Civic into the woods. We were like riding through Fallujah. Like it was like bouncing around and it was terrible.

48 hours of just like, everybody was miserable. That's insane. Yeah, that's not for me. There's gotta be a lake or something where you can wash up a little bit and get fresh. I'm a cabin guy. I'm a cabin guy. I'll do like a nice, not even nice, like something like,

I need a bed, some power. No, we were doing like heat tent, fire to cook, no electricity, charge your phone in the car. You deserve it. I mean, you deserve it. Did you guys get freaky in there? No, I was adamantly against it because there were people in the campsite next to us. You know?

Let them watch. That's where we really differ. You finally said something that baked my interest. Talk about rutting, huh? Finally. Where's that deer urine? Now we're talking. Slip slide in a way.

This one, this is a curveball I did not know. This is from Austin. $10 homey never had one red. Are you garbage if you go bass fishing with goldfish, which is illegal, but the bass love them. Why? The cracker? No, like a goldfish. Oh. That's a waste of a good cracker. I don't know. Yeah, no, like actual- You get corn and bread, you get them on air. I mean, you think they're eating goldfish crackers? Why not?

It is a delicious treat. I mean, I'd go bite everybody. Yeah, imagine. I never even thought to use a goldfish. It's probably like a delicacy. Why is it illegal? Probably because it's like a pet. It's considered to be like a...

What? Like you could buy minnows, but those are like wild caught, I guess. I think the thing is that if you're, you're probably not buying these goldfish from like a bait and tackle shop. Take it from your kids. You're probably going to a Petco and being like,

yeah, Jason just lost a tooth. He's getting a new goldfish. I need 60 of them. Yeah, right, yeah. What do you got, Lucas? Anything goldfish are an invasive species. So they don't want them going out there. What's an invasive species when they get in there?

And they're not supposed to be in the area. Yeah. That's like lionfish. Yeah. Lionfish are an invasive Asian carp. You ever see a carp? Look up the Asian carp videos. You see these Asian carp. They're huge. People shoot them with bows Yeah, they're gross killed them. That's the only time I ever shot a gun is a 22 was a handgun My boy a goldfish no at a carp. Yeah, it was like down a cliff and they

Were the size of this table fucking yeah, really slow moving and I just did you get him? Nah, my bullets don't go into water like that don't believe what you saw on D day Did you get him? Nah. Bullets don't go into water like that. Don't believe what you saw on D-Day. At least not a 22. I saw the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan, alright? When those doors came down, those bullets were flying. Those carp were flying though. Yeah, that was the only time I ever shot a gun real. I mean, a couple times that first time I shot a Gun, I should say we were teenagers. Can you eat Asian carp? I would not People eat carp I I would not eat a carp. They're like bottom feeding. They're pretty good. They're bad

Yeah, they're gonna taste a little I don't like mackerel either. I'm gonna go on record. Okay. Yeah like mackerel either I go on record okay yeah Oh tuna fish sandwich yellow fit Nagi we're going agent let's do some sashimi Gordon's fish dude my step we were uh my step that was a like a deep they would go deep sea fish later in life. That was serious business. Oh yeah, they'd go, they'd go, they'd get all liquored up though. And then like... You were fishing for like marlins.

Yeah, way late in the, like, when I was an adult, they started doing that kind of stuff. I went once. Tuner? Where'd he go for tuner? Yeah, he'd go troll and we didn't catch anything. I would love to eat that right out of the ocean they they would they would do that and he bring it home They'd free them like there was just in our fridge our freezer And then when you're a fucking you're a picky 16 year old you open the fridge after high school

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Rest in peace, Pappy. We caught a couple. We went to Key West, and you catch whatever. And then literally just around the corner from every marina is a bar that you can bring your own fish to. And they'll come for you. Really? We caught mahi mahi.

We took some to the bar they grill it right there and you're like this is the best I mean it really tastes like the best fish ever because there's no time for it to sure you know it's really good yeah who are these brodger dating? I don't know dude I don't know what they're doing. Where you meeting them? fucking fish and game? I'm putting shotguns and turkey vests in my one-bedroom apartment. I don't know what they're doing You got a shotgun now? Yeah. Yeah nice at the house. Yeah in my car It's in the passenger seat Like a police car okay, so it tries to steal the mail

Amazon packages Just like a police car okay, so it tries to steal the mail All right this one's I mean this one's just this is what makes dirtbags lovable this is from Kevin In my hometown we had a community hunting dog He was a beagle named Bucky whose owner ed always had him tied out back in case anybody needed a dog to go hunting with Bucky always was down to go fuck up some rabbits, but man did he did he stink? That's really mean it was always a fight on who had to sit next to Bucky on the drive out That's tough, but well. I mean if that's not small town shit. Here's my dog and a dog Outdoor dog life is tough. I love like I love hunt you ever see those dogs go after the wild boar Now they fuck them up. They go you could get them those things are scary looking too you ever hunt that now the wild boy

That'd be fun. That's that's on the bucket list, but if they they'll they'll knock you down. Yeah, they're scary I've seen dudes. I've seen I was doing it going you go toe-to-toe one and I'll knock you down. Yeah, they're scary. I've seen dudes. I've seen Go toe-to-toe one and I'll knock you down You have to use a minigun What I've seen guys at miniguns. They have a little thing on side of a Jeep in there. Oh, yeah in the fields I mean, that's like you ever done that I've never I've never mowed down a wild boar the mini Dwarf a chopper in Vietnam. Hey that I have to be fair, I wasn't hunting deer, wild boar, and Saigon. In Vietnam, you can shoot a cow with an RPG. They fix the sights so you can't hit it though.

That's what my buddy told me. He was over there for a bachelor party. I had sex with a couple of guys. Tell me more about your walleye. Maryland's just not gonna cut it. It's a couple places that'll let you hunt people for the right price. You should try that out. What about rabbit? You ever hunt a rabbit? Yeah, we did some small game hunting.

My grandfather really hunted anything he could. He loved it. He loved it. Rabbit's pretty grandpa. I mean my grandpa really hunted anything he could he loved it He loved it rabbits pretty good. I hate to say it. That's the only thing I've ever killed was a rabbit Oh, really? Yeah, I've told the story with a BB gun when I was like 12 years old my cousin had a BB gun We went in the backyard. We're supposed to be shooting at targets and we you know, he had that itch tough guy I thought you were mate. You thought you were about that life Yeah, you are not me him my brother bawling crying and we had to go finish him off We missed him and he was just screaming so we had to finish him off your brother

Said he was gonna rat And then we buried him right next to the shed and like we all said a prayer And I every time I go over that look out my fucking I see him looking at me Cute little rabbit little adorable no more and I killed the nest one time when I was landscaping, but that was an accident There was like a whole family of them Fucking she was bad. You got bodies on you. Yeah got any more questions Well, cuz in the springtime day deer hunter relax In the springtime date when they have a little nest it looks just looks like a patch of dry grass

Yeah, I didn't do it on purpose. That's maybe you did no there was one that was still alive But his leg was all fucked up man. It was the worst day ever Brutal yeah, I couldn't do it. I don't get the stones for it The podcast is usually pretty light Depends what foley you get Barely family getting flashback fully Where do you think you are right now taxi driver I look over back in the night dear threat You are there man back in the jungle man we live in the stone

Back in the jungle man reliving bestone You tell me there's no deer in the stone I guess there would have been They would all but hibernating that because it was the winter hi who can fucking sleep with that guy with that kind of mortar fire My neighbors back You better cut off all that racket out there. That's supposed to be hibernating. Shut it down. It's December. Okay. This is a little more lighthearted. This is from SneezesGlitter.

One time I was fishing off a dock with some bacon because my dad thought it was a good idea. Yeah. I stopped paying attention. Say, get me. I stopped paying attention, felt a tug, I caught paying it Say give me I stopped paying attention felt a tug. I caught my dog instead of a fish He smelled the bacon and went into the water ended up being fine, but still You ever catch yourself with a hook? Oh, I've got plenty. I think if you're fishing enough

You're gonna you're gonna get you're gonna get a buddy's leg or something The worst is someone else getting you because if they don't see it and then they go to pull Oh Dog that nothing hurts worse that smarts. Yeah. Yeah, I've had a few hooks caught up on me You got to snip the tip off and pull it out I've almost had a certain size of yourself You gotta be careful like birds and ducks like if you throw something out They'll come down and hit it and if you hook up to a bird forget it Like you're you talking about feeling bad about shooting a rabbit with a BB gun. You ever happen to

drown the bird? That's tough, okay. Why, you can't reel them in and disconnect it? You ever wrangled a live bird, man? Wrapped up in, wrapped up in an 80 pound test. I don't know. Now, seagulls are big, too. They get closer big. Yeah, I don't mess with them.

I saw this is for my so my stepdad's dad, we're resting. Peter, I'll thank him. Press charges. He they were they were an honorary bunch, right? They and he was we were in. They were caught fish or whatever. They're flying fish on the dock. So then like that That's nice. But they come over, all the seagulls start coming.

You tend to do it when you're heading back in. Away from, like as you're going back in. Oh, you're doing- Throw it off the sides, that way they're not necessarily attacking you. But he was on the dock cleaning fish and they're dive bombing him. And he had the filet knife in his, he didn't even is I mean he had to be about half A bottle of soco deep he did he did he didn't even look up Like that and got a seagull clean through him just throw him right into the water

I was like was he okay? I was like mom come get me was you okay the seagull. Oh, he died He was there the fucking night Hey, he went back to college. What are you talking about? Is he okay? His whole life changed after that. Finally got on the straight and arrow. I couldn't do that. You weren't drunk on SoCo.

Maybe a turkey buzzard I could kill. Yeah. Oh, could you? Tough guy? Kill a fucking baby rabbit so you want to jump up. That was an accident. Yeah, that's what he said. Crime of passion. How could you tough guy kill him fucking baby rabbits, and you want to jump up it was an accident crime of passion So for abroad I love

I'm on the one that we caught we then we would go up surf fishing Which is fun? I don't like that why cuz I'm fucking swimming now you go surf fishing which is fun I don't like that why cuz I'm fucking swimming now you go surf fishing not much we're not we're not through boogie board I'm not at the boogie board beach yeah you are no I'm not I see guys down the shore doing that I try to get my in there hey put the nerf ball away it's not like that yeah it is those guys are down there you keep eating this quick in the middle usually they tell you to you have to not be you can't do it in so many yards of people yeah They do they I'm not they do get a little frisky now that you can do whatever you want I've always wanted to you can do it offseason. I'm a North Wildwood man well documented king of the boards. How you done?

And offseason you get up you I've always wanted to drive my car under the beach That's fun have like a Wrangler or a truck and they got the holders in the front and you're fucking cooler in the back And you can post up, but we're not in the winter. I'm okay I'm not that kind of guy, but no you'd go before the beach opens or after the beach closes depending on the tide And man, I remember the first time we called croaker never oh yeah, they're fun. They were they like ribbit at you Yeah, man. We had him in a black trash. We were fucking, yeah, I mean, we were on, dude. We were just pulling them in. They're fish?

Yeah, they're big. The croak? You can actually use them for bait for other fish. These were big. You can eat them, but you could take some of those like two to four inch croaker, and you could catch flounder with them. You can catch, I mean, you can catch a lot of them.

Yeah, no, these were like, these were big fat fish. And man, I remember there was a black trash bag With them you can catch. I mean you can't you know these were like these were like these are big fat fish and Man, I remember there was a black trash bag These things fucking croaking. I was like do it. No one's got a brain these things these things are creeping me I was laying in bed that night hearing it. No. Thank you, Kevin Them thump under the floorboards I Used to get the will I used to get the willies from the minnow bucket you know the minnow bucket that would float On the dock when they were yellow a real tough guy stick my hands in there scary Did I remember one time we go up to the Poconos?

Just before I before as king of the boards would always went up to the Poconos house on the house at Lake wall Pull back my step-dad's to it my step-dad's family did and good potato pancakes up there I'm serious. How do you hunt those? Put an order like a gentleman No bacon no nothing a couple of good greenbacks cold hard cash And some perogies Hopefully you could turn a show about hunting into eating perogies Hopefully you could turn a show about hunting in the eaten perogies They're big up there

We went we got to we got to the house late and We sprayed the water we sprayed the grant when we got there We sprayed the ground with a hose for the night crawlers to come out and then went with flashlights picking our own bait. And I remember being like this is like it was I was like ten. I was like this is the coolest thing I've ever been a part of after a rain stuff like that. Yeah. Flip over rocks. Go get them. You ever use a slug? I've never used a slug. I work with one. Yeah. I've never used. Put some salt on it. But slugs aren't good bait? I've never used them. I've used when I freshwater fish I've either I primarily use worms, night crawlers

or minnows. Minnows. Okay. I'm sure they I'm sure they'd be good. You ever get into the artificial bait? Yeah. Yeah. Power bait. That was always. Gulp. Gulp's a big one. Gulp and power. That was always for I that we never it was just like you Were a pussy if he used I'm not sure if you were but I remember my stepdad being like we're not we're not a power bait Family it's like the stuff looks like gum right yeah, it's like a paste yeah You can probably scientifically proven to catch fish I roll them up you put them but it just depends what you're fishing for like bass

You could use big long plastic worms and stuff like that You know if you're saltwater fish,, you can use these sort of big plastic, they look like they're like minnows almost. Yeah, they work, right? Yeah, they work really well. Huh. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Pretty cool. Although, it's a triangle full of squid kind of guy. They're like this, the little clams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get to buy those like frozen containers. Dude, there's about six. And then you just chip it away at them. Yeah.

You're in there with like a screwdriver. Yeah, trying to break them off break trying to get one piece the first time I took my girlfriend fishing we went to I bought green crabs which are these little tiny crabs are like yeah maybe like you know a size of a half dollar they're crabs yeah and she didn't realize they were alive and you have to cut them in half to put them on the hook and And it was not well received. When she heard the bag moving around, she was like, what is that?

I'm like, those are the green crabs. She's like, are they alive? I'm like, for a few more minutes. And you just started backing them up. Until I take them. And she was not expecting that. I'm just over there, kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk They they look like a beetle. Yeah, I love digging them up. I got the legs. They're fun Yeah, yeah, those are don't mind in my hand then let them go Mike's kiddles you got a handful of them shaking them up at times. I thought hello Frank's red hot Put that shit on anything. I don't like that beach surfing though. That's how you get sharks in not big ones

But you get the ones that nip you get you not like the sand sharks don't bite you I love a sand shark. They're adorable. They don't have any teeth though also. I we were Fishing in the bay like in Long Island Long Beach Island or whatever and first time I seen a puffer fish I thought they only existed in TV what they're in New Jersey Shore. Yeah little guys like little banger They're like this big maybe I freak out., yeah, the ones that are poisonous, right? I think so like if you can't eat There's a blowfish can't can't I don't fish you have to prepare the right way You gotta have like a Japanese guy that knows what he's doing. They got a fish That's in a lot of like the Chesapeake stuff called

I think they're called snake heads and they look like a new thing and they are scary and they're like invasive So when you catch one, they go kill it. Like you cannot keep it, you can't throw a bag, you have to kill it. The Chesapeake scares the shit out of me, as much does the Chester River that leads into it. Really? I've been swimming in the Chester River.

Man, that is frightening. What's scary about it? You can't see nothing, there's crabs in there, there's eels in there, there's all kinds of weird slimy things in there. So if you're swimming you got to be able to like see your feet Yeah, yeah, like nice tropical water. You're not swimming in like the Atlantic. No, I got dead in down at Jersey. Sure Yeah, okay, but that's that's a little different. Yeah, I just like I've grown up doing that. You know what I mean? You're not Chris hold of the dip into the lake. No. Yeah, that's fair. I don't know. It would have to be pretty deep and somewhat clear.

I don't know. Can't touch bottom. No. Definitely not. No. Yeah. Okay. I did it once at my cousin's house in Serene Lakes, California, but that was like a small, it was like a pond. And there was no motorboats. It was real clear. It was real clean but still every once in a while, your foot would hit some some underwater grass something moved. You ever have that you ever have something brush up against you and you go that's not there anymore. That's

moving. Yeah, but there's always the kid who's always like there's a crab. There's a deal. So, you say that every time. He stepped on his shell. Shut the **** up. Yeah. Something bit me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where's jellyfish? Yeah. Right.

Yeah. I like Duke's Beach. Wow. Crystal clear. So much turtles. Right, Luke? Oh, yeah. No sand fleas out there. Oh, sir. Only one. It's a big one. And it's a keeper.

The snake heads out there. Yeah, I like the order to be clear. Yeah, that's fair. Like Lake Tahoe. That's clear. Man, you got champagne taste, don't you? Lake Tahoe. You fucking idiot. I've only been there once and I didn't go swimming because they said there was a sea monster in there. Tahoe Tessie or something like that. I don't stick around.

Well, that's that's a rather fun. We cruise by. Sounds like we're out of here. We cruise by the Godfather house and I got the hell out of there. I'd stick around that's a Cruise by the Godfather house, and I got the hell out of there. That's bigger than I saw Get out of here before it gets dark and that monster gets us hit the casino Can you return the cigarette boat we're gonna call it I don't know why they think that's like like a selling pitch what I like, you know, they try to like yo Yeah, there's a sea monster in nobody believes it. Yeah, they're do what no They don't know what you don't think there's something in the bottom of Loch Ness. No something Something's down there

seen it New patreon cool get the boys to lock Would have already just drained that thing to fucking put an end to it. Where you gonna put all that water? I don't know dump it in the ocean Build a dam, drain it and dump it in the ocean You'd have to take that water. You just that's so much water. It's probably right there. It's probably connected to the ocean That's a real project. We're talking about it. Luke how close is the lock to the well? It's connected to the ocean Yeah We're talking about infrastructure. Look, how close is the lock to the... Well, it's connected to the ocean. Yeah, so build a fucking dam, drain that fucking thing, and put this to bed once and for all.

You're the only guy worried about it, because you're the only one who thinks it's real, okay? No one else is doing it. Oh, we're going to invest $14 billion to drain the... What are they doing? They got to cash? They're like building roads and stuff. You're going to sink Scotland, because everything's connected by that one waterway So they need it. Yeah, you gotta do the French festival, huh? Now. What are you gonna do? Go to Edinburgh ruin a bunch of careers. Oh, okay. You wanna get to the bottom of the lock I? Bet there's caverns and shit underneath there

That's where he comes in and out. I heard they got good pierogies down there really Go find that thing How do you think that Loch Ness monster got so big Wasn't eating sand fleas I know that a lot of salt potato pancakes in parade Who don't like your parrots you're an idiot I'm not even peruse. Who don't like a peruse? You're an idiot. Alright, let's see here.

This is from Alex. My best friend's dad took us hunting when we were 12 and his younger brother was 8. He got a deer and was teaching us how to gut it and he proceeds to cut a piece out, hold it up saying, Do you know what this is? It was the deer dick. Then he threw it at the 8 year old. Good times, I still don't know how to gut a piece out, hold it up, saying, do you know what this is? It was the deer dick. Then he threw it at the eight-year-old. Good times, I still don't know how to gut a deer, though. That's good clean fun, I guess. Kind of hog does a deer have?

Decent piece? Deer sized, I would say, relative to the deer. But you usually have to leave them on. Why? You have to be able to prove sex. Oh. Mm-hmm. Yeah, a lot of places. Me too. Yeah, a lot of places.

Yeah, that's why I keep mine. That's right. Never leave home without it. Just in case there's any questions. When you- It's small, but it's there. If you squint real hard. Hey, I don't have antlers.

Cut me some slack. I lost them last fall. It's a perfect Irish Irish deer when you leave Do you do you have to like stop by like the ranger station and check them out or is it just some? Some places it's all it all depends, but you usually have to send in a tag of the info. I got Gary back He's fucked up

You can check his balls There's no like checking for ID on the deer. You know what I mean? You have a wallet on him I thought I figured you know no you do have to record it. You tag it you send your tag in you say this is where I shot it This is you know you give certain information some places you have to give more information some places You have to check if there's like you know Lyme disease or chronic waste disease in the area. You have to like, sort of, it all depends. What if you were to do your Lyme disease?

You'll be okay. Like you can't get a lot of these things. You can't get a lot of these things after you cook it. You know what I mean? But like Turkey, there are places you have, if you shoot a Turkey, they want you to bring the Turkey to the station so they can weigh it and they can measure it so they're keeping track of like the population. Ah

Yeah, you ever shoot a turkey. I have I have not shot a turkey, but I have had fresh turkey I've had fresh turkey and I actually went turkey hunting on Long Island this last year for the first time No shit, and it was some of the best turkey. You're living quite a life. It was incredible I was shocked how good it was but it was some of the most fun hunting. And you're living quite a life, aren't you? It was incredible. I was shocked how good it was, but it was some of the most fun I've had turkey hunting in my life. No kidding. That's a shotgun. Yeah, that's a shotgun.

But beautiful area and the turkey shoot back. Hey, duh. But... What? What? It's in a strip mall in Suffolk County. But no, very nice. They got good duck out in Long Island.

Yeah, yeah They have it it's crazy though how much how like duck much nature there is yeah tons Yeah, crazy you like duck Kevin what sorry? I'm just trying to keep it on what was this sponsored by the fucking Long Island Tourism Bureau all the sudden are you guys? What the fuck I love going out route 72 five exits You want to know what a deer is working with? Unit wise why why yeah 1.6 to 2.8 man shout out to the deer

Be cleaning up out there. I think I'm Italian It's no be an Irish I mean it is during the fall and winter Pair of pants on me or something This one's from tootie twister I done that says ten dollar diaper donator Is it gorgeous the only deer ever killed was on the Massachusetts turnpike doing 75 and my dad's convertible why he was at a real estate convention in California When I told him what happened he asked if I he didn't ask if I was okay He hung up called his best friend to scream and tell him how much is an idea of his son was I? Mean I've never hit a deer

That's I mean that's a whole nother level of Redneck or a rural country to us like the roadkill you hit it and you take it Yeah, I know that was crazy would have done I mean I've learned that from doing the show at live shows whatever people answer questions to me that would have been like The only roadkill I ever really saw had been like really fucked up Yeah, I mean, but I guess if you hit a beer fresh, and he's still squir he go up and brain them Sure, that's one thing. Yeah, it's going in the trunk. I sure people I had a woodshop teacher in eighth grade Real outdoors guy and we're in wood shop one day and he comes up to me and my buddy He's like hey you two come here takes us outside. He's ripping it. There's bodies ripping a heater as we're walking across the parking lot

We get to the back of his truck and he fucking pulls open this tarp, and there's fucking dead deer He's a guy hit it on the way to school today. He's Italian Check out his dong What the fuck man? That's great No Yeah, I had one my buddy. I think I told you he would always get hit now whatever we did He got hit in the head like we were playing basketball the ball was but like took an odd bounce bounced up broke his nose. He fell off his bike broke He's just always and then he was driving his car one day and a deer jumped through the driver's side window and kicked him in

The face. Oh kill you They're everywhere in my mom's neighborhood, yeah in the front yard there goes's neighborhood. Yeah, like in the front yard. There goes the neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. So cute, though. I love that a little. I got him in the burbs. Yeah. Hans don't like them. Not imagine. Yeah. He goes up after a little baby deer. When we would drive back from like we would we would leave

where we were hunting deer in the evening. We my papi would make me sit. He would I would sit in the front seat with the rifle in the front seat in case we saw a deer She was like he was that we would drive into certain like off these dirt roads And he was like if I take it out and we see a deer in that corner of the field He's like we're shooting that deer. He's like I don't care what time it is damn Yeah, so we just be driving home with this loaded lever action rifle in the front seat

Would you would you would you put the deer on the front of the hood like they do in the movie? No, we put in the trunk. The trunk? What kind of car? Yeah, he had a Cavalier. He had a Chevy Malibu. Yeah, no, he had a awful. He had an old blazer. OK, so you put a deer in the back of a blazer.

Dude, we're talking about a guy that was drinking spring water. You know what I mean? Like with a milk jug jug like he would go to a spring fill it up And that would be his water for his house I tell you get parasites so I don't think he was worried about rolling ruining the upholstery Dear would be bleeding right yeah, we put a tarp down Put tarp on that Kelly blue book What a fun one. What a blast. Hey, I got a surprise for you guys.

What do you got? I got a... Those are gun shoots. Dead deer. What do you got? This is every, like this is the most garbage of garbage things because every person's first turkey call is always a Quaker boy turkey call

that you get from Walmart for about $8. It's very hard to make it sound like a turkey, but this is for you boys. This is for you guys. Look at that. This is called the box, Quaker Boy the box. Quaker Boy the box. So you strike that together. Yeah, there you go.

That's a turkey? If you do that repetitive, keep it a little more pressure on it. They start coming through the studio. I actually have a, I did bring a mouth call too. turkey if you do that repetitive keep it a little more pressure on it they start coming through the studio I actually have a I did bring a mouth call to what's that this is a turkey mouth call this is called a diaphragm call this might be loud Luke That's how you're getting all those girls. So you can try to make that with that box. Yeah.

It's pretty good. Faster. What was it? Yeah. That's pretty good. Anybody else coming? That's great. It'll go on set.

That's awesome. That's very sweet. Thank you, buddy. No problem. Hey, a bunch of hoagies coming. Start a fire. Smoke it. I'm from a Joe he's coming Start a fire Mr.. Colin Chabal and everybody. Thank you boys. This is fun our amateur expert. Yeah armchair plug away What do you get you got you got some stuff on you guys on YouTube? I got a special on YouTube called hello

It's me. I got a series. I do with my buddy Ray called booth in the back It's basically if Seinfeld and George never left the diner It's just us talking about things that upset us and then this Shout out to Luke for giving me some inspiration here and actually you fully when we were on tour this fall I'm gonna put out that's called out of the club and it's gonna be hunting and fishing show I'm going to put out that's called Out of the Club and it's going to be a hunting and fishing show with the lake. So it'll be on my YouTube which is just Colin underscore Colin. Also Out of the Closet. Which comes out in the spring. And Colin's going to be on the road to dates this fall. Yes this fall and winter catch Collin on the back on the

block door all tickets available at REgarbage.com. Gang we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.