Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - The Neighbor Everybody Hates w/ Yannis Pappas

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

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That's not kidding. Now I got to think about you in the shower. If there was ever anybody to challenge the king of the burbs, it would be this gentleman. Yanni Popita. And I would say he squeaks by you just on looks alone. Because he walked in here like he managed a beastie boy. Yeah.

Yankee key, chain hanging. Looking past you a little bit. Shades, he wears a pair of shorts better than anybody you've ever seen. All you got to do is find the right crew. It's all relative. You don't got to. You don't got to be the fastest on the Serengeti. Just a little faster than the right.

And when I walked into this room, baby, I felt like Brad Pitt. Holy shit. And you were a vibe when you walked in. It was like a Mountain Duke commercial. Yeah, yeah. Unbelievable. I call the Mr. Popper. Summertime, Yanni.

I tell you, nothing better. Oh, it's nice. You got the grill going up there? I don't picture you as grilling. Got the grill going on. And right now what we're thinking about doing is doing the permanent, the permanent fire pit? No, the fire pit's already out. Fire pits already out.

Donnie likes getting shit in. Yeah, we got the fire pit. The pool's gone in the ground. What? So, yeah, I put pool in the ground. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm building a resort back there. How big is this pool?

How deep? Got a nice, we got to put the, we got the shell pool. Definitely got a shell. You drop it right in it. We dropped it right in. Which I feel like would be trashy, but you see those a lot now. Probably just makes so much more. It's probably so much cheaper.

Fiberglass shell. Fiberglass shell, yeah. That's the way to go. I did all the research. You do all the research. Push comes to shove. When it comes to the maintenance and all the stuff, you got to think about. You got to go with the shell.

And the number. You don't want to go, what is it? The granite. The granite. The granite? No, the, good night, good night. A lot of people say go goodnight. What?

Yeah. What's that? Like the white? Good night is when you want to, when you really want to custom your pool, make it look a certain way. But the upkeep, the maintenance, it's just not worth it. Throw and go. Yeah. Just not worth it.

So it's fire. Yeah. Gunnights for the crypto, guys. I love you. I like Johnny dancing around this. Nah, you know what? The magnets and stuff like that. It's about $30,000 more.

Listen, the guy sold me. What could I do? All I can do is not and pretend like I know what he's talking about. Did they show up with it on a trailer? They show up with a trailer on a trailer and they dropped it. That's awesome. A sideways pool coming down the street. Yeah, so it's a...

Goody and he got it. So they placed it on the front lawn. First thing they did, right? Then they got to remove all my gates to get it in. They pick it up. and they drop it. I mean, boom, and it cracks. And then I got a broken pool.

They left it on my lawn. Talk about your neighbors, not liking you. Three months. I had a massive pool on my front lawn. You're lying. Yeah. Are you fucking with me? Three months?

It took them to come get it? Yeah, it took them because of the weather, whatever, they had to order the new one. Wait, why didn't they take it back? Right then. Right day. They should. I don't, I don't know. They just said they got to order the new one and they left it there and then the snow.

And it was there for like three months. That's cool. And it was just sitting on my lawn. A big, massive pool. Not in my front lawn That's bozo shit right there Not in the ground No above ground, no no

Just right out there And it was broken too I mean it was just a mess My house was a This winter was a mess We were jammed up with the snow this winter It was a mess Dude that's crazy

That's insane dude You don't belong in the suburb You are a city guys I didn't drop it I didn't drop it I just said you were a contender For King of a Bird This guy's got a broken pool

In a front yard You're saying he's coming for the crown What are you nuts You got a pool getting delivered Like it's a UFO Coming down the street that the government got their hands The pressure wasn't a tarpone.

All the neighbors looking at the window, what the fuck are they up to? It sure was it was definitely an eyesore for a little while. What did you say to the neighbors? Nobody asked me anything. That's not good because they're talking shit behind your back. Nobody said anything. It didn't come up.

They talked to you up? Yeah, nobody approached me about it. I think everyone, you know, it's funny when you're getting work done, everyone slows down past your house. Yeah, there's talk on on. I got hit with that. I got my hair cook goes, where you live? I live right over there.

And he goes, I got a lot of work done. I said, yeah, guy got a lot of work done. He said, you get a lot of work done? He said, yo, you're the guy that got a lot of work done. Really? Yeah, they know. They know. You drop a dumpster.

They know. I would have stopped me like, what the fuck does that mean? I don't know. I got a little bit of cash I'm throwing around. I'm talking open floor. We opened her up. Knock down some wall. We start knocking down walls.

You got to open it up. You got out one wall in your cousin. Open concept. You gotta go open concept. You gotta open it up. Yeah. What do you know? I want my house to look like a artist studio open.

Oh, man. I want to see the kids. I want to see everybody all the time. No walls. Yeah, you got a pool in your front. Yeah, the pool is now in the back. Oh, is it open yet or no? It will be open this season.

It will be open this season. What's the date they're looking at? They're looking at May 2nd. But if they say May 2nd, could be, you know, could be mid. Could be mid-July, August. You never know. So they dug the hole. Doug DeHole put it in, did the plumbing, did the electrical.

You know, right now it looks like it looks like it could be, my backyard looks like it could be. Is there any standing water in that pool? It looks a little Tehranish right now. It looks like it's Tehran a little bit. Really? It's just like a bomb went off. Like a North Korean resort? It looks like a North Korean resort.

It looks like a North Korean resort. It looks like Israel has taken a peek at where my house is. Because it's just dirt. The grass is gone. They dug up. There's rocks everywhere. Do you do anything to the, when they put the old one in the front yard, did that do anything to the lawn out front?

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. That's a, that's a lot. What are you going to do about that? I'm going to have the place looking like the- Spray painted green. Yeah, what am I going to do? I'm having the place looking like the Rio Grande for a month.

Mexicans running all over that joint. What do you think of it, though? Yeah. I'd hit up the pool people and make them straighten that out. They can't even pick up the pool. What are they going to do? Yeah. Three months.

That's a good point. point though I should but I'm not a nitpicky guy like that my wife always says you had a pool in your front yard for three months they should have took that immediately oh fuck there's a crack put it back on the truck we'll take it back to the wear I know my wife thinks I'm like nah I'm too soft on them you know like I become friends with the guys yeah who's running who's running point on that she is or you are it's we switch off it's like we got two two players I could play both positions you know we're both shooting guards and that's the back court it's what it is. Are you good cop? She's bad cops. She'll come out late on the law? I'm good cop. She's

bad cop for sure. Yeah. My wife says she's fired, I think, about five or six cleaning people at this point. Really? I don't, at this point, we're on the last one and it's got to work. It's the one that's got to work. And she wants to get rid of these ones. But I'm saying, like, they've all spoke with each other and they know that our house is. Yeah. How many people can be out there? Yeah. I mean, you know, at one point, we had a whole crew that came and they were Brazilian. Pappitos. No Yeah. We had a Brazilian crew that came in and they wore yoga pants and I thought they did just fine. That was the crew. Yeah, that was a crew. Yeah, that was a crew. That's a good crew. I don't even know what you're talking about. It's a good crew. Whoa. Yeah. Young Brazilians and the yoga pants. Now, are you at the house? Are you at the house? Are you at the house when all that happens?

Yeah. Usually we're at the house. Yeah. So we got to go to one room and then, you know. My mom leaves the house for two hours. She gets, she has a clean lady come like once every two months. And she cleans and then leaves the house for like three months. three hours. Your mom cleans for them? Yeah. Yeah, my wife does the same thing and she gets stressed out about it. I never understood what the point of, why are you cleaning for the cleaning people? Is that a big thing?

Yeah. Do you guys, does your wife give the cleaning people problem? No, my wife doesn't give the cleaning. She's friends with them. Yeah. She's like gives them stuff. We have this. Give some baby stuff.

Take this. Take this. Yeah. Because I've been, you know, Chris said his wife gives the cleaning people problems, too. I wonder what that is, women who, you know, give them. cleaning people problems. It's like other women coming into their house. Maybe it's the territory. I got this. So this is, I met

a Greek guy. It was like two weeks ago, two, three weeks ago. You got a handyman out there in a burbs. Right? My wife, I was on a road. My wife met him. Greek guy. I don't trust this guy as far as I can tell him from being honest with you. Right? Like Greek from Greece. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not the movie.

He's got the cigarette hanging out. He's Mr. Panos. Essentially. He's Georgians. Georgia. Your husband, kind of a bitch, huh? Who has the money here?

Who has the pants on? Yeah, yeah. So I'm... Not him, eh? He's a general contra, handyman type guy. He gets introduced through a friend down there

a neighbor. He comes over. I'm traveling. He's going to quote how much it is to paint the living room or something like that. So he does that. He paints the living room

while we're gone. I come home and he had left, I guess he makes his own olive oil, and he left a jar of olive oil for my wife. That's a huge thing in my culture. Huge. Means he trying to fuck this brawl or not? No. Okay.

Olive oil and grease? Huge. Yeah, we're aware of that. Did it cut? No, given. Given the olive. I bet you came from, did he say came from his village or something? He's like, guys are my olives.

Yeah, he was exactly from his. I was about to slap him around in the front yard making an example. Very good for massage. You get, you get. See? Pretty nice, right? He's got it on me. Hey, I guess you were pretty good.

I got my shirt off. Okay. That's huge. That's a huge thing. That's a huge thing in Greek culture, you know, back home. Everyone's got their own little vineyards. Good. Okay.

Yeah. You got some fresh olive oil in there. Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean, though? I don't know. If I'm giving somebody oil, I'm trying to find. It means it's like homemade.

No, but I mean, is it really, like, when somebody comes in set like does everybody over there have a fucking olive oil vineyard pretty much every every every Greek part oh yeah from from from from my family or they're where they wherever they draw back does every township have a wah-wah yeah so is that we're just going to do one vineyard wait so if I brought a if I brought a wawa sizzly I say it over to somebody in Greece but I say it's from my place back home it's from my wawa I would say it like that but yeah but the difference is you know that's a store this is coming from this coming directly from the heart.

Okay. It's like if I gave you a pair of my underwear. It's coming from, it's coming from, it's coming from, it's, there's, it's, it couldn't be closer to, okay, to him. All right. His village or his house, his own vineyard. And that olive oil's good, right? Yeah.

It also means he wants, you know, he's going to hit you over the head on the price. Hey, he uses his loob when I ram it up your ass. It's not exactly free olive oil. He put on your burn when you get the bill. Yeah, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't make you pay for the olive oil, but it'll be part the check. I figured he's getting he's getting whole one. He's getting made whole one way or the okay. I didn't know that. You got to, you know, you got to be made whole. Sure. But yeah. I got a question. Yanni, what's that difference in quality of olive oil? I'm sure you have the good

stuff at the house. It's just amazing. I do have the good stuff at the house. Yeah. We get it from Greece. It's just amazing. It's like when you have tomatoes in Greece or Italy or Israel, those that area or the Middle East, it's just, they taste like fruit, the olive oil, it's the climate. It's like a Cuban cigar that you can eat. It's just the soil. They rub all over Kevin's wife. Yeah. Right.

What the fuck? Who is he Bill Clinton all of a sudden? It's the environment. Well, yeah, yeah. Back to the, I have a bit of a lack of understanding. My wife's, they're European. So when she talked of the, when the Europeans start going, I'm like, I don't know if they're just being friendly or they're, you know. Yeah.

Stepping out on me. You're just sitting there. Burger King, Simpson. F-14 Tomcats. Oh, say. Can you see? She's northern, right? German, yeah.

Yeah, it's different. Totally different. Totally different. You're all dirtbags. No, but that's a different. Well, I'm sorry. I don't trust any. And where do you come from?

You come from the Horn. Northeast Philadelphia reporting for duty right off the boulevard. Shout out to the Cuny. The ancestors from the caves of Ireland. Yeah, you guys are from there as well. Yeah. Yeah, but that's different. You guys, it's different.

It's different. There's a Mason. There should be a mason. and Dixon line in Europe. Sure. It's different, right? Yeah, the Mediterranean, European. Exactly.

It's like, those are like the Southerners. So it's a little more hospitality, a little more about family, you know. Making love. It hate minorities and, you know, same kind of thing. Making love, sweet, sexy love with uncircumcised members. You cut, yon. Huh? You cut?

I'm cut, yeah. That's American boy right now. New York is cut. Fresh off the lot. They do it. It's a medical. I got a medical cut, though. Why?

Most of us got medical cuts. Meaning, you know, it wasn't a rabbi or like... Oh, no. I think they took a little too much off the top of you. It's me. Me too. I think they took a little too much. God damn high and tight.

What am I joining the army? I'd like a little skin over the bottom of the head. What? Why? Just so, because, you know, he protected nerves there. I'm chafed down right now. I got to bang myself in the head to get a witty. Oh, dude.

They get hit mine with a blow torch. I got nothing. Oh, man. I mean, I'm... It's just. chafed down what do you mean chaf down the more you jerk off and rub it it kills the nerves you'd know if you could see it i can't see it right i can see it right over the horizon now i see the little tip of it like a rising sun i know exactly what you're talking about i'm the heaviest

i'm 220 right now so i can't that's how i know i can't see my piece 220 that's my gold yeah if you're on mars 220 i don't he looks good oh by the way i forgot i was fucking sleeping on a uh sleeping on a plane listening to pods and I fucking fellow I've subscribed to history Ienas you know good guys I don't listen to that many pods but I fucking tune in and they're talking about beating us up what yeah when was that I forget but he's like yeah well you know we have to I was like if we have to fight a podcast it's gonna be hard he goes yeah those guys love stick guys I don't remember that one but I support it he goes those guys are still smoking cigarette he goes you know you were really like you still be smoking now you guys would be the easiest to take you too would be the

easiest to take just because all we'd have all I'd have to do is dodge punches until you gave out sure which I think would be for me would be about five seconds I think I I have about I think I have about five seconds of pure chaos in me unless it's like a family member controlled chaos then like that superhuman thing would maybe kick in a little bit but I'd still I'd still I'd still need to take a little You'd be the more dangerous as two, for sure. For five sets, yeah. If you got a few blows that connected, you know, it's heavy. Yeah, yeah.

Kippie's going to be, he's going to be. I'm both the heaters. We were talking about that last weekend in the car for some reason. I proposed the, or Colin Chamberl was with us, and he asked if I could beat up Morgan Wallen. If I thought I could beat up Morgan Wallen, right? Am I saying his name right? I think so, yeah.

Who's Morgan Lohen? The country. He's like a rock star. essentially. And I was like, now. I got nothing. He's like, do you think you could fight an adult? And I don't think I could.

I think just for pure cardiovascular. Yeah, I think you got the first couple of seconds. You're a dangerous man. Yeah, seconds. Yeah, seconds, you're a dangerous man. I go straight for the head butt. Yeah, choke. And we sit down and have dessert.

So if anything ever happened, if there was like, you know, Godzilla hit the city. Also, it's wild to think we would. fight you guys fair i'd get you that's what i'd worry about that's what i'd worry about with you guys yeah he's nuts yeah you guys yeah yeah you guys would it wouldn't be fair that's where you'd have the advantage yeah yeah yeah you're just talking about how you love being at the house you love parking the car you don't think we know where to get you yeah yeah the car will be rolling slowly down the hill with the door opening your head on the yeah yeah you guys definitely keep he bites i know he's a bider like a spider monkey straight for the asshole

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by mentioning us and check out terms and condition. Apply, do it. All right, let's get into a couple of fucking questionions here. Got Yanni Poppice in the goddamn. Yonnie Poppito.

Prince of the Burbs. Well, this is one, you know, the Burbs. This is one we've been doing. Well, I got downgraded. What? The Prince of the Burbs. You had a pool. Jesus Christ.

Right. Jesus. A goddamn pool in your friend. I can't believe you. I had crazy. I had the crown for a second, though, to feel like that felt nice. I can't believe your wife let that fly. Yeah.

Well, she didn't. But yeah. All right. You are still king of burbs. That's crazy. What does that look like, though? Is it like really coming at you? are like, oh, God.

No, she comes at me. Really? Yeah, she comes at me. You know, they come at you. Yeah. Yeah, they come at you. They do. It's a thing.

When you put the ring on, they just, it's another level of confidence that they just know the amount of paperwork you got to do to get out of it. Then they know if you're a good father and you care about your kids, they use that against you. Yeah, they know you're thinking this is going to be a whole thing, you know. I'm not going with pay probably. You know, it's not going to pay the bills on time. Fucking paperwork. Yeah. I mean, I got a pin.

I got no pre-nup. I'm fucked. Who gets half the pool, huh? How do you ask about a posting up? I think you just have to. How do you bring that one up? I think you just have to. But what's the way?

Do you go like, yeah, you know, it'll just be easier in case I die or so. Like, how do you... That's a will. How do you sneak it in? I don't think you sneak it in. I think you got to go. I don't like the way you've been talking to me. I got to get some fucking upper hand in a situation.

You got a pre-nup or no? What? Are you naked? What? I'm fucking wide open, dude. Yeah, you wide open me, though. Well, I met her. She was worth 10 times more than him.

Oh, yeah, you're good. You're all right. Dude, when I met her, I think in, well, when we had to do the green card thing, I had to put in how much. Because you have to, if you, if you, to marry her, I have to, and keep her here, I have to make a certain amount of money. And I, oh, that's why you were pushing the Patreon so hard. That com. Numbers who threw the roof. Cooking.

You see the sweat. Me and just dropping down it for her. I love her, man. I can't let her go. Let me hold three grand. No, but it's like you got, I, I bear, you have to make like $24,000 and I made like $24.2,000 that year. It's like I had nothing. That's pretty good before are you garbage.

I had you pegged it much less. I mean, I did have a full-time job. I was delivering DoorDash. I was hosting. Yeah, no, we were jammed up. We were jammed up guys. I was hosted at New York Comedy Club on a weekends. Friday Saturday.

I was opening. for Verzi. Me and Verzi going around. Do bananas. That's remember. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a cigar. Have a stick. A stick. Yeah. A kick comes out with the stick. Verzi took him to a nice steakhouse when he was on tour with him one time.

And he came home. As the richest I've ever been. Yeah. Like he saw fucking Jesus walk out. It feels good. Yeah. And they comp the bill. I go, this guy's big shot. Yeah. Did you know they serve crab cakes on sea shells? They served on sea shells over there.

You're just dumbed the ball. pumping salt on the table. We went for lunch. The guy gave us white wine. I was like, oh, my fucking Rockefeller. I just closed a land deal, drink a white wine and lunch. Oh, no for me, buddy. I got drive later.

This water has bubbles in it. Speaking to that, one of the things we've been asking, what do you do? It doesn't even have to be expensive or anything. Could be in the house. Just a feature of the house. What do you do that makes you feel fancy? Is it like you're pulling the garage?

You said when you're pulling the garage, you park the car. Does that make you go, I feel, this makes me feel nice and famous or whatever. Absolutely. Is that it? I'm still not over driving into the house. Yeah, and just going, that's it. I can't, it's still amazing to me that the cars live in the house with us. That we're all tucked in at night.

You close those garage doors, everyone's house. Never thought about it. Wait, is your garage attached to the house? It's underneath. Yeah, it's in there. It's right in there. We drive right in there. I'm like 10 steps away from 72 inches, it, a TV.

It blows my mind. every time that I could just I get out a close my car door because I in my mind closing your car door you're still outside yeah six blocks away you got to get to the building you got to get buzzed up the elevator the elevator's not working anything you're gonna see mr. Sarah goose on the third floor who's smoking cigarettes in a hall when he's not supposed to be yeah exactly so it's like it blows my mind and I it's it's not lost on it's not lost you go look at me look at this soon as I drive in I it just feels cozy we're all together you open the door to families cars a part of

family they're in their room the cars are in their room the cars are in their room both of them you got the Tesla we got what she got we got we got two we got two Tesla I go for safety I don't go for fancy I'm just not a fancy so we got two white Teslas because white is the safest color and then I got the auto drive on mine because the commute it just makes the commute feel like you're sitting on the train it's a it's beautiful you just on the phone no hands on the phone yeah well you got to trick it a little bit so you keep I you know I don't want to hurt anyone But what you do is you have to, because the AI. It's all for comedy purposes.

Yeah, it's all for comedy purposes. So what you got to do is you got to prop the phone on the wheel. So your vision is still there, right? So it checks where your eyes are? What? I don't like that. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the fuck you watching me for? Keep your eyes in the road, AI. What's that all about? What fuck my paying for? That's a good point. I got fucking Big Brother watching me? Yeah, I'm jerking off. That's why I bought the car so you can drive.

Yeah. What's that all about? That's their safety feature to make sure you're not falling asleep. You got to be checked in. Why can't you fall asleep? Because they, you know. I don't think, yeah. I mean, we're going to gray zone illegally.

But the upgrade that he made now, the FSD, the full driving is crazy. I could, in the streets of Manhattan, it knows it's these people. It's these construction. I've blown people's minds. Like, I remember I took up with people I hit. You didn't see that coming, do you? The Mets suck. It's crazy.

I mean, it can drive anywhere. City, streets, blocks. Are you just sitting there? Just sitting there. I barely driving me. I don't even know if I remember how to drive. Whenever I have to drive, it's like a little freaky. I don't remember how to do it.

Wait, so, okay, so when you came here, did you put in the student? 100%. Yeah. So when you texted me and said, I'm just looking for parking. I was, yeah. The car was looking for parking. Do you say look for parking? Fine parking.

No, but if you see the spot, parks itself. Shut the fuck on. Sometimes I'll do that. You just hit the fire. No, it doesn't. If it sees a spot. Yeah, we're talking fucking. Wow.

We're talking Night Rider, baby. We're living. It replaces the nagging wife of, you just missed a spot of an air. Yeah. It's always a fire hydrant. I don't know. I don't know how to do. Oh, there's one right there.

Shut up. Been living in the same neighbor for fucking 10 years. My husband go, oh, right there. Yeah. It's been a fire hydrant every day for the last 10 years. The car parks itself. Car parks itself. I mean, that's like old technology.

No, but not recognizing a spot and pulling over. That's no it it won't do that you gotta find the spot and then press park and then press What the fuck I thought it recognized the spot if you said if it drives by a spot it'll park That's the thing that's jamming you up yeah I drove here completely Without that's different my hands on the wheel being sharp enough to recognize that's a spot now that's a smart car That's a smart car that's a smart car that's what I want how about this if I'm in like let's say I'm at a target I'm a big target guy when I'm in the bird

Huge target A little fancy day A target A little family errand day Love Target What do you do you get at Target? Sometimes I like Do you ever search to clothes at Target?

I don't like Target clothes I'm not big on Target clothes Is there a Starbucks in your target? There's always a Starbucks in your target You get a little coffee before you go walking out of it? Always you get a nice little coffee Walk around the target Yeah I like

I like the home section Sometimes you get I'm the other way I'd rather a couple of clothes I do the undies Essential undies What kind of indies you do What are they what's their

brand because I'll fix you right now. I'll fix you and I'm gonna fix you. I'm a sheath man. I don't wear. You don't wear underwear. Not with jeans, no. I seldom wear underwear. You're going straight skinned the fucking jeans?

It's a thin layer gaberdine between us. Jesus Christ. I hope we could use that close up on you. That's wild. You don't know that. His eyes got closer. I saw that looking. You need a barrier between the jeans.

Listen, there's bigger problems. We got. I'll, I like it. I don't like underwear. That's like going to car. don't find parking spots itself. Holy shit, that means you can't, like, so every jean's got to be washed like underwear. Your jeans are your underwear.

Oh, no. No. But they don't. Yeah. Yeah. We got bigger fish to fire than the underwear. What he does in his underwear and his jeans is his own. How is that possible?

Huh? How's that possible? How's what possible? Do you have a bidet? No. So then there's streaks. He's got a few bideties. Oh, there's streaks.

I'm telling you. How is that. Possible is what I'm asking. You're telling me like the sun doesn't exist. I've never... Oh, it's because he's a liar. That's why. Every once in a while, there'll be a little lightning bolt.

A little, yeah. A little light brown lightning bolt? Yeah, yeah. But other than that, heavy middle thunder. Jesus Christ, to crotch your jeans much, I mean, the spell, the spell's got to be bad. You smell it? Luke, come over here and smell it. I'm good.

They make you feel sexy Well That's an opinion What underwear I Back to Target What do you do Tommy Johns boys

Oh Tommy John's good Just a life changer Tommy Johns Tommy Johns are I got a lot of undies I got like 50 pair undies Me too Yeah

All Tommy Jays All time Every single one I like the ones from I do like the ones from Target The Tommy Johns Or just the Target What do they call

What's their brain? Good fellas Oh good fellas Jesus Christ You're crazy I mean, what's the point of all this for that? What's the point? You could take them out, but you can't take them out.

Goodfellows is fantastic. It used to be Mossimo. That used to be Echo. That's a good stuff. What are you talking about? You don't like Goodfell's stuff? No, what's the point? It's all right in a pinch.

It's all right in a pinch. Johnny. Don't get off. Come on. Goodfellows is fantastic. They do good at them. You guys. Tommy.

You're Tommy Johns. I'm a sheath, man. I got to talk to your accountant and let them know to stop this right now. You have an accountant? You don't have an accountant? No, I know what I'm doing. Yeah. It's actually better that way.

No. Yeah. We keep it all in cash in the fucking big bucket. Don't get them looking there. Accountants are, they're on a fucking short leash. We got, uh, yeah. Next year, they're gone. We got a guy.

We got a guy. We got a guy who has. Wait, why your accounts on a short leash? AI's coming. Yeah, unfortunately. A.I. He's taking everybody's jobs. I can't even find a parking spot.

What are you talking about? Fucking do my taxes. Can you fucking grease and AI to play ball? We need that. Yeah, but it's crazy. You know, 30,000 Oracle one day, boom. Is that what they laid off? Lade off 30,000 one day.

Oracle. We're just talking about it. Yeah, boom. 30,000. In a day. Yeah, that's just one of the many waves of layoffs that have already started. And those people, I mean, what are you going to do? These are people with camper shoes who drink like,

like cappuccinos. What are camper shoes? You know, those shoes, camper shoes. Luke's wearing a pair of money. Oh, I didn't ever know that was shoes. I know the, I know the logo. You're like shoe sneakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. What are they going to do? They were, they were the ones who were like educated and did the right thing. And we're like, Wayne got job. Wayne got careers. What a twist of fate. Remember that whole learn the code thing? And now you're like, oh, fuck.

You're the first, you're the first. Casualties. Dude, I remember. Zero one zero. No. Binary code? No, you remember when like they were like everyone was. Like a website.

Become like a computer programmer. That's what that's going to be the new plumbers. I remember a plumber used to work for my family's company. I was he's like, I don't have email. And he goes, when I go, you're going to need it at some point. He goes, he goes when a computer can put pipe in the ground, call me. And I went, okay. He's right.

He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's been making over 100 grand for fucking years. And now, like, that's a valuable job now if you're a plumber. If you're a computer programmer, you are done. You're just done. Is that all AI now? All AI.

That's the first thing they do and the easiest thing they do. They're all done. They're just done. Look, it's just over. Get rid of him. It's going to be funny because like San Francisco. Did something go online or something like that? No, the AI knows how to code.

AI is coding. So if I say, make me a website, it'll make me a website? Yeah. Yeah. Can't park the car, though. Can't park the car yet. Fucking break. Not impressed yet.

Park the car by a dollar slice, please. There's going to be a whole new populist movement. Like, remember it was like populace. Are you guys? Stupid? Yeah. A populist movement. Welcome back to Are you garbage.

Populist. Populist. You know what a populist. You know what a populace is. No. Populous movement. The people, workers, you know, populace. That sounds like communist.

That's commie bullshit. God damn free market around. You take that shit back up to Westchester. But you know, the tea party. The tea party was like the Russ Bell. and people who kind of left behind because the economy went digital. So they had an anger. The Boston Tea Party?

The Tea Party. You don't remember the Tea Party? Were they good or bad? What are they good or bad? I mean, did you guys get stupider? You don't remember the Tea Party? I remember. The Tea Party?

Yeah. You don't remember the Tea Party? That was probably like 15 years ago. Right-wing populist movement. That was right-wing. Yeah, they were kind of right-wing. Yeah. I didn't know.

Yeah. I don't know. Because the Democrats were like, you know, more coastal cities, San Francisco, New York, gotcha. More educated party of educated suburbs. How do you spell populist? P-O-P-U-L-I-S-T. Now he's a smart guy.

Smart guy. But now I'm saying like this new-16 times four. Fuck, you got me on that one. Not good with math. Not good with numbers. Can't park the car. 16. Can you do 16?

Populist. I would do 15 times four, which would the B-60 and then add for, or more 64. I need my phone. 64. There you go. So populace. You're saying.

I'm saying they're the new populist move. They'll be like a new populist movement. To what? Get rid of AI? No, they'll just be disgruntled. Yeah. Right. Like these people, they got there like, now what are we do?

The factory jobs gone. So they were disgruntled. There was a populist movement of people in the Rust Belt that were left behind when the economy changed. Now the economy's changing again. And so you got like a, you know, a populist movement. But these people aren't like populist people. I thought there was going to be.

funny part about it. I thought there was going to be some... Sad and funny. I thought there was going to be some rule where they could only do the layoffs in increments. That would be comedy and shit. They did it 30,000. I mean, 30,000. I mean, that's a lot of people.

And it's only one wave. There's been many waves of, uh, that was just the most recent one that hit the news big. Was 30,000. What are you buying a car for with the smart drive? What am I supposed to do? What are we all supposed to do? I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know nothing. Yeah. It'll, everyone will be fine. They'll be new job. Like, when you think about when the internet came along, Yeah, those jobs migrate. It changed. It's value migration.

It changed. Like new jobs are created. Like Casey's job. Luke. Luke. Sorry. And Casey's your new name. Casey, new guy Casey.

This job didn't exist. This new guy Luke. Yeah, Luke's got it. We also got Mark the Shark out there. Yeah. This is the internet created a job. And isn't it just like Luke to pop into something as it's jumping off? At 27 years old

Penn State Luke educated Luke grew up rich kid Rich guy Luke Connecticut I know all about Luke I just I forgot it's named And Foley don't like it

Huh Follow it all like it You don't like that one bet right An avenue of green lights Sharp kid Yeah Parents taught him well He's hanging out

At the cool restaurants Yeah you just don't like That he had every advantage handed to him Well His parents are very Are very intelligent people Yeah

And they're very centered. Someone say populist. Very centered people. Yeah. They're not. Irish Catholic dirtbag. Disfunctional, guilt-ridden.

With trigger-happy anxiety. Yes. Anger problem. Yes. Which, you know. Drinking problem. He's Arnold Schwarzenegger, raised on the island. I'm Danny DeVito.

Yeah. If Luke does Coke, he's going to enjoy it and have no problems. Yeah, that's what it is. And save a little of the bag for the next day. Yeah, he's from the class of people where they do do coke, but they completely fucking control it. And they test it beforehand. Yeah.

We're going to test. Yeah. Yeah, you ever noticed that? I'm saving the rest for the Kentucky Derby next week. Next week! What? I might not make it until Tuesday. I used to fucking hate that.

I'm hanging on to it. You're hanging on to it. Listen, motherfucker. We're in the fucking foxhole right there. Don't make with the goods. saving it. Yeah. Yeah.

Crazy. Anyway. Some people got good parents. Yeah. And that's the way it should be. Yeah. And not wrong with it, Luke. Don't let,

don't let these guys. No, I'm. Yeah, he doesn't. Yes, I do. Do I not celebrate it? I've been asking them with your parents for a year. You're fucking straight.

Meanwhile, they're the same fucking age. No, they're not. They're 10 years older than me. That's enough. Well, when you're 50 and 60, you're about the same age. It's not like you're 5 and they're 15. Dickhead.

Didn't you just. saying there you never stop learning do you not just fucking say that you never started but yeah I just learned populace and I fucking wrote it down you can I have for these motherfuckers yeah that's what I know I crack so I don't just start throwing stones at I was gonna make a joke but I it wouldn't hit here no I was leading up to a do it anyway do it anyway do it anyway do it anyway do it anyway you guys don't even

remember the tea party so it doesn't work but it's gonna like it yeah look and his looking is looking at say these people, there's about to be another populist movement because now they understand the populace rage that they used to kind of probably snark at. But this time it'll be a organically infused machetee party. Look like that. You get it right. It's a good one.

But I realized quickly wrong audience. That would kill at Trader Joe's. In the produce section. You guys don't remember during the Obama administration. I remember a party rallies. Yeah. Yeah. Buddy, I sometimes have to, when I hear liberal.

It's all nonsense. When I hear liberal and what's the other? Conservative, I have to remember what ones what. Right. You know what I mean? Like I have to go all the Democrat. I, you know, I'm a bozo. Well, you know, nothing about nothing.

A lot of progressives would say they feel the same way. I do. And when it comes to Jew hate, dead on as well. I love R. I don't know. Nothing brings people together like a old you eight. It's a goddamn family show, Yanni. Well, if you go online, you're like,

I got an audition with Disney next week. You're talking about this. The right and the left, they have, I mean, that's the one thing that's where they unite. That brings everybody together, unfortunately. Over time, it has. Yeah, unfortunately, yeah. Over the years.

So what do you like to get in the household section at Target? I like to look around at the pillows, throw pillows. I think Target, you get some nice, I like how we just, sweat from that to throw pillows. Yeah, you get some nice throw pillows. Yeah, if you look around, you dig around. You buy food there? You're not a throw pillow guy?

Decorative pillows? You like it. You can change the whole thing. No, I don't like it. Change the whole thing. I use them, though. You move them. When you're living with your family, you move them.

But when company comes over, you got to go out of the cabinet, get a couple throw pillows. But I like, I like using them. And I get yelled at for using it. You're not supposed to use the throw pillows. That's something. you would have learned in Luke's house. They're really nice though.

Yeah. Because she got them from work and are like really expensive ones. And they're so comfortable. Yeah. I like using that. Why the fuck would I get something and not use it? I don't think it's necessarily the problem. Put them in the cabinet?

You should have guests throw pillows as well. Like if you like that, you should get another pair just in case you have a little swera at your house, which doesn't sound like you, you're going to be having any time soon. There's no tea parties happening there. Her family has stayed there in the past. My family has stayed there in the past. Other than that, the only thing has ever been in my apartment. I think there's nothing fancier than Christmas.

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Like you couldn't sleep, but it was heavy and uncomfortable. Now she did that so people saw it? Yeah. She thought it's fancy. Nice. As they're throwing the coats on the bed. And then the coats go on the bed. That's old school shit.

Yeah. What do people do now when they have a house party or whatever? You gotta put the coats in the bed. Where else you put them? I think they do. I don't know. I think rich people have like closets and shit. If people were coming over, where would you put the coats?

You gotta go with the bed. You got to go with the bed. Gotta go with the bed. Gotta go with the guest room bed I'd go with. Now, when's the last time you entertained? But my master bedroom's so nice, I like to leave the door open. Go takoluck. When we have people over, I like, and my wife gets,

She's like, that's her bedroom, but I'm like, it's so not because it's part of the addition. So it's big. We got a big master bedroom with a walk-in closet now and a nice master bathroom. So I like to leave it open. And people, I encourage people to use the bathroom in our bedroom. So I want them to walk through and see it. Great. I want to show it off.

Hold on. Run it by it. Run this scenario by them. I'll stay out of this. He's already opened the door for you. Yeah. I mean, I'm in. No, no.

If I invite you to party, I'm getting an outhouse because I don't want you shit in my house. That's the question. Let's say you're having He said the house Let's say you're having A Super Bowl party Give me a map We're talking wings

Buffalo chicken dip Pizza I'm talking bad stuff going in We're talking Housy train I'm getting outhouse For Foley I'm putting it on

Put in his name I'll go out there And shit in the pool Show you what's up Hold on Yeah Break down the bathrooms from You got one on the first floor

Half a bath We got three on the first floor What? Yeah We got two and a half On the first floor Is there bedroom On the first floor?

First floor Okay. We're talking about a renovated ranch. If you were having a party. Yeah. It would be the half a bath on the... Half a bath is the main guest bathroom. Right.

That's off the kitchen. Okay. But you're having a party. Okay. It's the winter. Yeah. It's cold outside. Right.

The doors are closed. There's Christmas. Yeah. I got a sweater on. Yeah. That little fog's getting up on the window. Yeah. It's later in the night.

Yeah. Sweats in the room. Yeah. A lot of fucking empty toothpicks. fucking dead toothpicks laying around. It's always toothpicks. A lot of meatballs, a lot of fucking dips. Yeah.

Sortments of that. Yeah. Plus you're mixing that with the dessert tray. Right. So I'm not the kind of guy that's not going to go shrimp cocktail brownie. Right. Because I'll do that. Right.

Okay. So I'm going back and forth all night. Plus he's on a manjaro. All that's on manjaro. You fucking eat right through the marjaro. All right. Dude, the shrimp to the brownie is, that's disgusting. So it comes around, I don't know.

Yeah. 845. Yeah. I come there. Like a fucking tsunami's coming. Yeah, but I can't do it down here. Yeah. I'll ruin the party.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there any way I can use your bathroom in your room? I'm saying yes. Thank you. I'm saying yes. Thank you. I'm saying yes. Sure.

For the story. Yeah. Go for the pod. I was doing that in your head. Now, your wife intimidates me. I've never even met her. My wife would send you to the hallway. She'd send you to what we call the kids' bathroom.

That's where she would send you. She'd tell you to make a right. I'll tell you to make a left. I can't shit in a kid's bathroom. I wouldn't want you to. I wouldn't want you to. Yeah, I can't. Yeah.

You look over with the little toothbrushes there. I'm like, what am I doing? I'm disgusting. Buddy, you'll never, you're your bathroom, your bedroom, your domicier, sanctuary. We'll be forever painted with the foley. It will not. This isn't a bathroom here. I've shared bathrooms.

I might send them in the basement. You're right. I might send them down the stairs. Oh, that's fine. Beautiful, beautifully. fully renovated. I just want to, listen. Marble.

Marble. basement. It's not about getting livable, legalized basement base. He's such a dirtbag. Legal, he's dropped more. I got all my permits. I got all my permits. It's not about getting into your master bedroom so I can take a peek in the medicine cabinet. Right. It's about privacy.

By the way, there are Kalanavans in there. Nice. I don't loosen up the bowels. How do you spoke Kalanipin? But like I said, your wife intimidates me. I never even matter. I have the ultimate respect for you. If I did go in there and conduct

some messy business, let's say. Yeah. All right. I would make sure when I left a place, it was spotless. I know you would. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I wouldn't ruin the domic.

Well, okay, sure. But the idea, the original idea was you were at a family member's home and, you know, the rubber was about to hit the road. Is it garbage to ask to use the master bathroom to take a boom boom? Yeah. And I would go, I would go to me, the party's over for you. You fucking, you red, you redlined it too much. You went brownie shrimp, brownie shrimp. You got, you played your hand.

You got to go home. Give me your keys and call on Uber. He's like, but we didn't do the gift shit. Your drug got spinach dip. I go, you don't. You forfeited. Try again next year. Right.

That's where I'm at. Well, I'm not making my problem. Everybody else's problem. To ask to use the master bathroom is definitely garbage. Is it? That is definitely garbage to ask. Now, hold on. You said, you said your wife usually closes the,

door. Yeah, she usually closes the bedroom door because you, we're all, it's one open space. Uh-huh. So like the party area, if we open the door, you can see into the bedroom. It's a big, big bedroom. We have a big, massive bedroom. So I like to keep it. I want to, I want people to know. It's all greaked out mirrors everywhere. But I want people to see what I'm working with. I love it. I like to show it off a little bit. I'm proud of it. I get you. We've got cathedral ceilings in there. Cathedral ceilings with the wood beams. Brought over from itly. Yeah. Brick by brick. And then we got pretty much Florida ceiling windows. Pretty much is nice.

It's a very indoor outdoor. Dude, every dirtbag loves it indoor. Indoor outdoor. It's outdoor. Your windows open up. I got an outdoor feel because of how the size. So it's not indoor outdoor outdoor. It's all indoor.

You got windows. Yeah, I got windows. Guys up here bragging about windows. I could just see Yanni, one of these parties going, yeah, we want to deal with the brick and that kind of stuff. Also having to be about 15 grand cheaper You didn't run out by us What was the last swore over at the

The Papa's household? We had a nice Nice New Year's Eve party Really? You guys got to come up for a bull party Huh Yeah this summer I'm gonna do a comic

I'm gonna do like a comics pool party Hit me up Yeah I want you guys both come and throw Hopefully you're not jammed up What And they're free Oh yeah

I thought you meant in the bathroom I assume that will happen There's no way you're making it a full eight hours Without taking a shit, no? I'm like a dog You gotta walk me every three hours You're scratching at the door They try to get in the house

We're all out back You're trying to get in But we had a great New Year's Eve party Who all goes to that? Yeah Neighbors, it was great All neighbors Just neighbors

Really? Neighbors, kids So you're embedded in there It's all kids now Like you're gonna be You're not there yet Your whole new social scene is going to be It's starting already.

Yeah, it's all the parents and neighbors who have kids So they come over with the kids. Everything's about the kids now. Are they all cool? Yeah, they're great. My neighbors are great. Really? Yeah.

They know what you do for a living? Yeah, my next door neighbor is like a military cop. He's also a cop, but also works for the military. Like regular dudes you can like, you know, on the side your bullshit with talking freely. My guy next to me is a retired firefighter. He's nice. He's people. It's great.

It's really great. And then the guy, two doors down for me. Get here, Yanni. You believe what they're doing over there? He works on ships. He was out there on ships. He was out there on ships. He's on ships.

He's on chips. He does. He does. He like goes on the ship for like a month. Is he the Navy? No. He's like merchant marine. He went to the school for that.

Yeah. They run cargo. They run cargo. What are you in the biz? They run cargo. I almost went to the Merchant Marine Academy. I did. Okay.

I wanted to go. I almost hit in Yanni's bedroom. I wanted to go. You want to do a lot of things. We played them in a tournament in lacrosse. But it was nice. We got drunk. We started singing my way.

Everyone was drunk. Really? Frank Sinatra's my way. Kids were running around. We let them stay up late. It's great. How many people? Fun time.

Probably about 25 people. Now, what's that cost you? You're worried about the price? I'm in on this. I'm in on that. Costco, this and that? Good thing when you do kids, it's mostly, you always go, what are the kids eating? So it's chicken fingers pizza.

Chicken fingers beat. Get using chicken fingers pizza. Buddy, I have been for the last 38 years, though. Which makes it get you really. Who does the cooker for the adults? You don't make pizzas. Really? No, no, no.

Oh, for the adults. Oh, my wife made a spinach dip and we got, we did a meat and cheese display. You got to do that, right, with the crackers. Throwing nobody's. The crackers. Called the display, like it's at a meat. Get up and see the prosciutto exhibit You got to throw something out

Yeah, you're just flexing You got the bedroom door open And meat and cheat All right, nobody get the fuck out Now he got The guys in 10 minutes We're gonna circle up Go out and look at the cars

Drives itself They got the room rooms We had We did have a nice We had the heat mats And we had We ordered some nice We had some chicken cutlets

And we had a few What on the table? In the kitchen Right there on the island On the mini island And you keep them warm Yeah, keep them warm, you put them on the heat. You gotta get those heat mats.

I don't think I've... Whoa. Yonnie's living in the future. Heat mat for countertop. Yeah, yeah. You gotta get ready. Let's see this. For what?

Like this? No, like you plug it in there hot? He does. He does. He does. Look at those. I'll be living at the YMCA with a roommate named Ricky. Covered and warm.

People come in, they take their own spoon, dump it down. We had a little big ziti out there. Or I think it was Petti Vaca. He's always a solid choice. Do you order? Can't go wrong. No, we ordered everything. The only thing that was made was my wife's spinach dip.

Nice. Yeah. So you got a-sancy guy. Who's serving the drinks? Huh? Who's serving the drinks? People come in. Do you do the initial wave?

Guys, we're going to get you to drink? Absolutely. Absolutely. And what do you have? Unbelievable. You got red wine, white wine? We got red wine. Got some brown liquor.

We got brown. We have a whole, I have a liquor, you know. Cabinet. Trey. Trays. Two trays. Gotcha. You know?

So we got that in the corner, whatever you need. Got fresh ice. Fresh ice from the fridge, whatever you need. Fresh ice from the fridge? For the fridge. That runs out. Well, I got an ice maker. You got an ice maker.

Nice guy. You mean the little ice? Summer parties, I'll go get the ice. Okay. But this was a winter party. So I didn't assume there was going to be too much ice. It's cold out there. But I got the downstairs fridge stocked.

Oh. With celtures and beers. Nice. With hard celtures and beer. That's your garage fridge. And flavored celtures. You got the bottled waters ripped open out. People can grab them if they want.

Kind of bottle. What do you mean what kind of bottle? Poland? Poland spring. Okay. Yeah, Pullen Sprink. Gentlemen. Do you keep any sparkling water at the house?

Absolutely. You got to have a couple of bottles of Pellegrino as an option. Glass or plastic? Glass. Can I do an Uzo if I want it? I like the big ones. With a little assortment of lemons and lines up there. Up to you.

That way I go up to you. I'm not paying you down any, whatever you want. You guys know? Witt. You want it? Witt. Or Witt out. What if I want to have an Uzo?

You got an Uzo up there for me? I do have Uzo, but nobody goes. Nobody's going Uzo. Would you want an Uzo? I go Uzo. Are you allowed? No, I don't drink. Yeah.

I'm not drinking, but... I would go, I like Uzo. I like Zambuca, too. After the meal with the espresso. I'm Greek. I say I fucking hate Uzo. I like San Buka, but Uzo's just... Really?

Yeah, that's too licoricey for me. I like how it gets cloudy when you put the ice in it. Yeah, it's not a fan. I like it. I like the Zambuca and the espresso after dinner while you're... Oh, God.

A San Bukka would have espresso after a meal is incredible. Yeah. It's incredible. That's all right. When you drop a couple of coffee beans in the... in the Sanbuka. Three beans is our good friend.

That's when you know you're living like the rich. He says. Yeah. You're living like the rich. That guy really came a long way, you know what I mean? Everybody dressed up nice at this party? It actually was. What do you got to?

I got a picture of the outfit. Oh! Outfit of the day. O-O-T-D. Stunton. I got a picture of the outfit. I guarantee he's got a picture in a bedroom? I think I might.

I guarantee he's got one foot forward in this picture. Mm-hmm. What is your chin like the dog? All his dog pop up on that. Always hanging on? No, you got the boots. Got the unlets wear boots up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's real nice. Very cute. Flannel looks like you're not a chop wood. Yeah. And you really don't pull in the front. I chopped the lemons in the line. Hold on. Was the pool in the front yard during this?

I think it was actually. Yeah. I think, unfortunately, I think it was. Yanni, pull looks great. Yeah. I think it was wild. Now, when someone's coming over to work on the house, do you make it seem like you're a man?

Whoa. Very nice. Let's see if we can get... Volted ceilings. Very nice, though. It might be the only one we got. Yeah. Very nice.

That's all right. Love to see it. Yeah. All right, let's do a couple of questions. Let's get to a couple of questions. Why we're on the topic of food? This is from Lauren, $10, Soul Sister, never have one read.

Shout out to you. Is it garbage to eat your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast to the next morning, regardless of what they are? Steak, chicken a frado, Chinese food. Is there a limit?

To what you'll do for breakfast. No, I've done it all. Yeah, I've hit the leftovers from breakfast. Garbage for sure, but let's go. And I've done it, like, before coffee. I've done it in my underwear, straight out of bed. Something so dirty but good, you're like, I'm just doing it. Leftovers.

It's just, it's so, that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there, that you know that there's leftovers, I think there's few better feelings. I'm trying to think it's one of the best feelings. One night in the fridge, there's still that pulse. in the center of it. Yeah. It's still there. It's not bad yet.

No. No. It's still good. It's not rock through. Just needs about 20, 25 seconds of the microwave. A little love. Just give it a little warmth in the microwave. Let it touch just a little.

It's a little spank from the microwave. Just a little spank of heat. I've started doing this in my later years. My old roommate used to do this all the time. He would always say, don't put the leftovers in the, like, if we would get Chinese food, and he'd be like, I'm going to bed. Don't put the chat. Don't put my leftovers in the fridge.

put them in the microwave. Leave it in there. If you leave it in there one night, it's... I get it. It's a little... I wouldn't do it. I've done that with McDonald's burgers.

With McDonald's burgers over the summer. Oh, God. Wait, for the whole summer? No, dummy. No. Like, I would... In my little routine, it would always end with, you know, a McDonald's order.

And then... Jesus. Maybe I wouldn't get to it. The daily doubles at McDonald's? But I get with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge. I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge.

I like a cold hamburger. You're a bit of an interesting guy. Yeah, you really are. And I only poop in the master bedroom. Yeah. There's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like. Really? Yeah, because when it's cold, you could really,

the heat disguises. It loses all of the year. It disguises that you're eating absolute poison. I like to know what it is. I like to be in fucking, I take the red pill. You want to feel hurt. No, I don't want to. You're chasing a pain.

You're like a little pain. You're riding the lightning, as they say. Put the gun to my head. I would never keep it in the microwave. It's not a storage. But I'm familiar. I'm familiar with the bit. I know what you're talking about because it is cut off from the rest of the air.

Yeah. It's sealed in there. Or just the point of not refrigerating it. Sure. So it doesn't get that refrigeration. Just for one night. That's an early commitment. That means you know, that's a premeditated crime.

You know when you wake up in the morning. That's men's rain. Yeah. You know you're going right at. it. Yeah. You're going right at. So when you put it in there at night, you're going in the morning, I'm going right at this thing. Sleep tight. Yeah. Another perfect food one is, don't let the bug man. This is from Lee Ride. Ten dollar homie never have one read. What's the classy way to eat a hoagie and chips. Do you one, pour the whole bag of chips out on the paper? Let's say, all right, so they set the table.

You got the hoagie. This is great. You get your paper. Open it up, right? One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper. Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag. Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there. Eat them a little bit there. Okay. The chips have to come out of the bag. You don't want to keep reaching in. No. I like going to. That's a glut for pain. I like going in. Well, because you're lying in yourself. I did it yesterday. That's for people who are lining themselves thinking that they're not going to eat the whole bag. I know I'm doing the whole bag. You like going in. When they're out, they've, it's mentally not the same thing to me. I would have said a little bit A conservative.

A little free range. I like them in there. That's crazy to me. That's looking to get hurt. That's crazy. That's actually crazy work to me. You're lying to yourself. You're lying to yourself.

I know. Dude, I literally bought the whole bag and as I was picking, I went, I'm going to eat this whole bag. So why would you make a trip every time? Have a nice Saturday, Kevin. Dump the fucking bag out. Why would you make a trip for each chip? Don't you like to double up once in a while? Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag and there's a mental thing to eating the whole bag.

and once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a party. They're not, it's not the bag. But when they're out of the bag and they're sitting there, then it's a canvas. I love that. Now you've got a canvas. Now you can do things with them.

You can go two or three at a time if you want. You've got the game on. You can take a few, sprinkle them. Hey, hey. You could do whatever you want with them. I'm not judging you, idiot, it's just what I do. I'm not saying it's class. I think it's an inferior move is what I'm saying.

Fair enough. I would have said, I'm sorry, Gunny, go ahead. I think it's an inferior. Dare I say garbage move. Hey, them. You know. Oh, you think the bags of those garbage. You know, what do you?

It's classier. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You still got wrapping on your plate. Sure. You still got like packaging on your plate. Well, that's what I wanted to say. You want to remove all that.

You just want to put it on a plate. Or if you're on a plate or a napkin or whatever you do. No, we're talking. What are out of your hands? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy's boncogos. Hold on. The situation was you open the hoagie.

You're eating out of the paper. You're eating out of the paper. So you don't want the bag in there. Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom. Somebody came and saw that plate. They'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing. That makes that. I would have said that the option A is the classy is dumping the whole bag of chips,

but this guy brought up a point. The Porsche go. The poor as you go because I have been in the situation, large gentlemen such as I am, where I couldn't finish said Hokey. And then I had to re-wrap it up in that same paper with little Cheetos chips everywhere. Crumbs. That never happened.

You guys are lying today. You guys are lying today. You've eaten only half the hoagy. If I had something before or one of those, Chris Sal and Charlie's. Or you didn't finish the chips? Who hasn't finished the chips? What kind of psychopath? I'm telling.

I'm right there. Have you seen those sandwiches up there in the store? They're huge. Yeah, but I mean, the chips, you're saying there's chip residue in there. You didn't get down with the wet finger and pick it up? If they're honey barbecue, free does, there's going to be a little, there's going to be some, you know, flavor dust. Yeah. So that's going to throw you off just a little flavor dust.

It doesn't throw me off, but that, you don't. If somebody open the fridge I'll have like two minutes here. You're like, yeah, like leaving hamburgies out overnight. Now you're like, there's flavor crystals on my same. That is,

no, that is not going to throw me off from eating it. This is the most divisive conversation we've ever had on this show. It's the appearance of that would be most garbage. Because if somebody went in and it was like, oh, there's half a hoagie and they opened up and there was like, you know, fucking stripper glitter all over it.

If you're going for aesthetics and looks, yeah. It's a little bit of more of a dirtier paper. Well, I feel like you dumped the whole bag of chips out. that's just like, that's a lot of chips, a lot of crumb. It just looks messy. The poor as you go, poor quarter, eat them. Would be the classiest. It would be the classiest move.

I guess you're right. But out of the bag? But only by looks. Only by looks. I also think a little bit of the governor. You're regulating it. That's classy. Dumping the whole thing is impulsive.

Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash. I think a little bit, you know, a little bit. Okay, but whichever way you slice it, it's more honest. Because I'm eating all the chips. I'm also, now I got a canvas, I can do what I want with the chips. You're not wrong. So I take a little here, and I definitely, I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I'm having. You're putting chips on a sandwich.

It's getting crunch in there. Yeah. I'm adding the crunch. It's getting crunch. 100%. And the adding chips as you go is only the post game appearance, canvas. The actual canvas, the beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday. Paper, a whole bag of chips there in front of you.

Saudi, game on. That's nice. That is nice. I don't know. I thought it was going to be a bigger takeaway. No. Well, I'm saying, the only reason. Yeah.

Yeah, no. You do a little bit of the time is for when you're, if you have to wrap it back up. It is nice. You know, the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper, then you got really got to finish the sandwich. Gamed up. Or you got to, you got to, you got to move the sandwich. You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar. That's the problem.

How do you feel about that if that does. happened maybe not wrapping the same thing but let's say there's a hoagie in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on it and that those little pieces on the on the bun get yeah that's tough that's where it's tough that's where it's tough you hit one of those you're like oh it's like stepping in quicksand it's tough but you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do unless you have sandwich paper in your house which if you're at your house that that's actually a good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in the house the case you got a little oil and vinegar. It's a strong move, actually.

Very nice. Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can move the sandwich and put it in fresh paper. If I had to deal with that, you can't put it in Sarer Wrap. You ever taste the sandwich in Serere wrap? You taste the plastic. It's like eating glue. Yeah, you can taste it later. I wish I had fucking sandwich paper in it. I'd wrap everything. I'd wrap everything up in that. See, this conversation, that's what happens. That's, through debate, we come up with truth. We got here. Yeah, we got to a place. A good recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their own.

Uh-huh. And if you're in Philly and you're who? Would it die cake? Did you have sandwich paper in your house? No. What? I can see that like in a nice roller on the thing. I'm wrapping everything up in the after.

I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting there and my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich and I schooled her on chips on a sandwich. And then it was me, my mom, and my wife down ashore, North Wildwood. And my mom put chips on a sandwich. sandwich and she went your mom's putting chips on a sandwich and I was like ah that's generational trash I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich that's like a high 20 year old to look over and just see your grandma crushing them crushing Doritos on a on a tuna hoagie got to break them up otherwise

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