Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - The Oreo Problem! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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Before we get started, I have, I don't know if it's sad news. A great way to start a comedy podcast. It makes me sad to see what's happening. I want to show you a picture. Luke, if you will. What is that, Kevin? Something you found in your belly button? No.

That looks like. Dirty fingernails? Yeah, that looks like Andre the Giant's thumb. The world's smallest cookie. It looks like a hand that hasn't been washed in a couple, couple, two, three weeks. Probably a little bit of fecal matter. I figured out a way to shrink down. Snacks.

So I don't have to chew them. Still the same caloric intake. Honey, I shrunk that. Jokes on M. Yeah, that's a, I believe that's a regular Oreo. I don't know if you're asking about the filling looks to be speckled, or if that's just Oreo ducks from the furious eating that was happening prior to this picture being taken. I hit that with a wet saw everywhere.

We got a little bit of slurry in there. Look, do you concur that that is an Oreo, the regular Oreo? It looks like it. Yeah. Well, here's the problem. God damn it. That is a double stuff Oreo. That's crazy.

No way. it is. I can't. Yes, it is. Listen. Can you believe that? No. Can you believe that, man?

When we were kids, those things, it was double that. You put two of those together. You didn't know what to do. I'd love to look in your photo library. It's all just pictures of food you have grievances with. And screenshots of porn I was watching.

And I took by accident. That's got that by accident. I was going to say, taking screenshots of porn is wild. Can't remember all these goddamn names? That's a great idea, though. What? Not for me, a married guy, but, you know what I mean? The screenshot.

Just to remember a video, a name is something. If you want to go back to something, you know, that's all, nothing. Yeah. That's a double stuff story. Now, listen, man, the reason I bring this up is we are in decline. Yeah, you're not wrong. We are in decay. We're jammed up.

I'm aware of that. Culturally, we're jammed up. Yeah, it's like, this is where we're at, man. Man, Oreo. Come on, dude. You think it's a guy? Oreo, you're fucking doing this to me. It's somebody.

That's a double stuff Oreo, man. See if you can find anything on that, Luke. The amount going down. It's not going to be, it's not going to be in print. All people, I mean, you don't write stuff like that. You take that writing it down. You get fucking whistleblowers. I was working.

I'm whistleblowing right now. You're blowing something. What do you got? This is a common trend. Many consumers and online reports suggest that Oreo double stuff cookies have become smaller or less cream filling, often citing shrinkflation. Yeah, that's a big thing. Shrinkflation.

They just keep, but they don't say nothing. It's like the seats get smaller on an airplane. They fucking jam you up. They add more. They just take, they get you hooked on it, and then they fucking start repealing it. But it's like, listen, man, you know, you want to have broads driving cars, Italians walking around. Uh-huh.

I get it. Sure. You know? But come on. It's got to stop somewhere. It's and the Oreo's your line. What the hell's happening to it? I saw something pretty interesting.

You want to have lady doctors? Go ahead. I mean, there's enough going on out there. What you're doing this shit now? What the fuck, man? Who do you trust? This is crazy. I know, I know.

I know when I'm looking to trust somebody, I always turn to huge corporations. Man, it's fucked up, man. That's so. When I need to feel nice and cozy, I turn to a room full of fucking board members. That just shows you where we're gone. Nobody's going to Mars.

None of that shit. None of that's good. You think it's the same two guys? I'm saying if we're doing this. The Oreo guy and the Mars guy. If we're doing this, you know, what can you believe in anymore, man? Sure. I think, you know.

Fucked up. I think you might have put a little too much faith in the Oreo as a product and as a company. But I just saw something very, I saw something like two days ago that that's like, and obviously, you just, you just, you, you see something. It even says cream filling. It's more of like a glue. It's the not, there's like no there. I don't know what it is, but there's no, it's like mostly like jelly or something.

See, that I'm okay with. I know that when you pull up the, what's inside an Oreo. That blew my mind because I assumed it was just like frosting. Really? Yeah, I just never thought about it. Wake the fuck up, you hay seed. It's all chemical. You can't, you can't get past them fucking making it smaller to make more money?

No, I can't. Also. You want to load it with fucking chemicals. that's fine, but give us what we want. Some people want real cream. Well, that's not going to happen, man. Okay, and they're going to keep getting smaller. But it's double stuff for you.

That stood for something, man, because you never got them. You only got the regular ones. And every once in a while, you show up at a fat kid's house with a single mom who was barely keeping it together. She would have double. We had them. We had them one time, and I got to be honest with you, it was too much cream villain. No, that's, no. At the time, dude, I'm talking.

This is Earth. Whenever they drive, I mean, I remember being like, woof. Like, my fucking, my eyes flickered. I blinked and then blinked again if you catch my dream. That's a lot of cream. Yeah, I was just like, that's, I'm an old, I'm a, listen, I'm a traditional guy. I need it right up the middle. I didn't like, to me, that's where the country, and we live in different countries.

I get it, me and you. We have different, uh, we have different wants and needs out of, out of what we feel culture should be. Yeah. The second they start doing the double stuff and the fucking the greens. I don't like all of. the additional stuff. Give me the straight up the middle.

Listen, how I like it. That's just me. If you don't, listen, if you don't want the fucking the mint, I get that. But double stuff, come on. That's, that's OG, dog. That's too, that's too much. No.

I'm telling you, for me. As a little fat kid who never got double stuff Oreos, I used to fantasize. You live in a fucking fantasy world. We're here. There's boots on the ground. We're about to be World War III. Because this is your fucking problem.

Hey, crack a newspaper, guy. We're fucking taking it. The water's coming in the boat, and you're fucking sitting here and going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's why it's even more important to keep these things, to keep our identity as Americans. You're standing at the beach going, take me. You want it?

As a little fat kid who only got regular Oreos, sometimes, and a lot of time it was that hydroxy stuff or whatever that company's name is. Hydroxy cut. That's fucking amphetamines. Maybe that's your problem, actually, now that I think about it. Whatever they were called, hydro, whatever, where the one... Hydrox. Yeah, hydrox.

Where the one cookies, chocolate and the other cookies vanilla? I mean, that stuff sounded like peroxide to me. Hydrox. Might as well be eating crackers. Anything with a fucking ex in it was not edible to me. But you would make your own double-stuffed Oreo with the filling. You'd break the top off. You'd eat that cookie.

And you'd be real careful. That's what rats did to me. Then you make your own cookie. You make your own double stuff. But I used to dream. What do you grow up in the dust bowl? Just eat two fucking cooks. Kevin.

And fantasize what would it be like to make a double-double stuff? Oreo. That's what kept me going as a kid. And they took it away from you. And they took it away, man. Listen, it ain't saying it about me. I'm a 50-year-old man. But what about the kids out there that don't know?

They think that's what it is. Yeah, I would argue, you know, maybe that's good for the kids, that they're not eating that much fucking, uh, that much double stuff cooking. I'm aware of that, but still, man. Yeah. If you can't trust Oreo. Yeah. It's like, where are we at?

Just fucking pulled a. trigger what are we doing they really cover their bases yeah i'm sure they do it's one f and stuff so it's not technically stuff what's up and then it's crem not cream it's right f and stuff yeah it's only one stuff oh double stuff it's not stuffed double stuffed you get double stuff yeah double stuff double stuff ore you fucking bastard that's like shit you'd buy in like fucking teawana with the wrong label and shit you know what i mean that's like philippines the version of Oreo jeans? Yeah.

Man, that is how they do, isn't it, Luke? And they get away with that. Sure they do. Because they're greasing somebody's pocket. I know, but you got to, you're living in the past, man. I know.

You're hung up on a cookie from the 60s, man. I know. You fucking, there's so much better shit out there. I know. They get fucking cookie-wit. Or listen, I'm a traditional. I grew up. Listen, I'd be dunking Oreos all day long.

I'm a toll. I'm a fucking chip-ahoy man myself. If I want to have a chip-ahoy, I'll have a chip-ahoy. It's a deep cut. Let me give that to you. Chips a hoy. I think there's...

Chip-a-hooy. Chip-a-hoi. That's how fucking Sainfield's dad say. If I want a chip-a-hoi, I'm going to have a chip-a-oy. I think chips-a-hoi, or whatever they're called, is putting more chips in there. So why haven't they fucking let everybody down? Because I had a chip-a-hoy recently. Man, things pack with chocolate chips.

I got a push-back. I feel like you're having a lot of cookies, and it's coming out in this argument. That's all I'm saying. They have them at places that I go. I'm sorry. Uh Yeah Listen, I think you

I get it I can get you be upset I think it's gone It's not about me it's not about me dog It seems to be you're very upset Think about your son Don't you want your son to grow up in a world No there's so much better cookies than fucking double stuff

shitty cookies Oh they don't even believe in a fucking product no more They're stepping on it You know what Next week they'll be coming out with fucking orosal and all in us I got to stretch his product You know what, forget it. Luke, cut all this.

Hey, everybody out there. Bullshit. I mean, yeah. We need a fucking cultural revolution. We need fucking Nirvana to come back. Somebody like that. That would be the, you just want to live

when you didn't have any fucking responsibilities. No. Fucking drop ass and pick double stuff for videos. But some type of cultural something, man. I would say that's all, a lot of that's happening. You're just very not. Where is it happening?

I don't know. There's always been. counterculture of something. Things are always changing. Some bands are something to come back. When I discovered that chewy chips a hoy, though, that was my cultural revolution, maybe. I'm with you. I remember when they dropped.

Wait, I can't. The red one. I know, but I think I'm thinking of the whole house soft batch. Those, those two, my stepmom came around. The two things she implemented were those soft batch that peel, they were the first ones that peel from the top. Yeah. The toll house. Oh, yeah.

They were so... They were, like, raw in the center. They had, like, a salty something in the center. And they were tiny enough where, like... Crush them. Yeah. So, dude, you would dip those in milk. They didn't know what to happen.

Those Johns. We get the big one, and they lasted maybe 45 minutes. Man. And that and Velveeta mac and cheese. She introduced those two things. This bro can fucking stick around for a while. I tell you what, from making those in a tree. They came out pretty good.

Those were great. Nothing on that? I mean, whatever you fucking... Is this Sesame Street? Double stuffed Oreos. Yeah. I could use a manicure, too. Jesus Christ.

What do you think that picture's taken? That looks like in an apartment where the lights are cut off. That's where it looks like it was taken, dude. If you were to send that to me, if I were to stumble across, there's... It looks like it was in a medical facility. Yeah, that could be, this could be the picture of someone who's about to post it on Facebook, who is schizophrenic. I'm going. I'm going.

Can you believe they're taking away my crime? And I see how to spell it. I'm not, it goes deeper than it. You're sending packages to the government and shit like that. Crumpled up Orioles. I'm looking for an attorney to represent me. Oh, you're in on it, dude. I'm Henry Foley.

I'd like to speak to the president. No, listen, I agree. That's just what happens. Unfortunately, we live in a fucking, we're living a shit. It's that corporations. Everything's bought and fucking paid for. And don't think I'm an idiot.

I know they're not good for you. Guys, guys, hold on. Stop the Luke, stop. I know. I know. We're going to have to vet this. It shouldn't be eating those things. I get it.

It's better. Whatever. Just saying, man. I get it. I guess my thing is, and we're very different snack-wise on this. Yeah. That to you is like you indulge in that.

To me, like an Oreo now compared, Oreos were great when you had to go, when your mom went to the grocery store once every week and bought snacks. and that's what was available. Now it's like, you live in fucking New York City. You've got to four street. There's like boutique cookie places. I go to crumble cookie or do whatever.

I'm not even, okay, I don't think you like that idea, by the way you said. They got my mom sick, crumble cookies. She got a stomach egg. She said she'll never eat them again. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, it's like 1,200 galleries for one cookie. Yeah, it wasn't the 15 sale of them she had on the way there?

She don't smoke, that's fuck out of here. Over there, smoke it. merits in the parking lot goes in one cookie blames the cookie do you know anybody but smoke merits even as a kid I was like you're trash my buddy's mom and she kept him in the case

like the like the big purse case you know what I mean it had that contraption that was so hard to me as a young kid to open yeah like the two like it was like a look like a little pocket book yeah and it had the two things that clip like that I used to love smell my aunt had one of those I used to love smelling it it was pink and there was a

She was the first person I knew to smoke hundreds to merit hundreds, I think. And that and a lighter, and she'd be to drive a- Fucking banana clip of merits. Taking heavy, fuck, that guy came out with some heavy job. Merit won hundreds? She'd be dry. We'd all be in a fucking station wagon, a hundred of us. Facing the back, Woody panel.

A hundred people? I'm so stupid. That's a lot of things. We're all smoking. Everybody's smoking. And she did like this. She was the first person in my life. I don't think she was like bigger, you know, just like, oh, whatever, like a mom.

But I was so young and she was such a powerful, like, big personality. Big personality, you know, strict would, like, fucking yell at me of like, you know, I mean, I was over there all the time. But, like, you know, Kevin! Like an aunt, essentially. And then she was this huge person. I didn't see her for like 15 years. And I saw her at a funeral. And dude, she was like 5 foot 1, like 15 pounds.

And I was like, I was at first of my mind was, like, oh, I made, you were a giant in my head because I was five. And you know what I mean? Stealing her heaters. Getting pissed at me. But she was just this huge fucking force of a woman. And then to see her as I was a grown man. I was like, God damn. Yeah.

Yeah, nothing, nothing lasts forever, kid. Okay. Tell that to worry. You hear that, Nabisco? Was that, is Oreo Nabisco? Yeah. Well, growing up our whole lives on the, you know, a lot of Northeast dirtbags will know this on, I believe it's Byberry and the Boulevard was the Nabisco factory. And man, I could smell it from here.

You could fight you. That was, I never understood that because, like, they weren't real cookies. I'm like, how to fuck do I really smell the cookies? They're baking something in there. I know, but then I met this kid at the, I met this kid at the Orlando airport because our flight was delayed. I was probably 10. And he's like, you know, he was 16. 18.

What are you hang? We were delayed. Our flight was delayed. So you start at 10, you start, what are you at a bar mingling? That's a TGRI Fridays, having a couple of content. How do you talk to somebody? I don't know. At an airport.

We were flying east wind airlines. See if you can find east. Who is? Me, my whole family. How did you get away from your family where you're talking to somebody to where the conversation got to, hey, you know the Nabisco factory in northeast Philly? Oh, well, you were about to get got. I showed him a picture of my ordain.

This kid was such northeast white trade. I remember we were fucking dead of summer in Orlando. This kid had a velour sweatsuit on. Were you sitting at the gate? Yeah, we were standing at the gate waiting. They canceled our flight. They were canceled because East Wind Airlines only had like four planes. Really?

They only lasted four years. Yeah. Jesus, man. You got lucky. We were jammed. I know. I told you my brother refused to you because I'm going to have doubt. come pick me up.

I got that's not happening. He didn't want to get on the plane. He was scared? Yeah, because they had to make him. That same kid, the same guy, kid. He's like 18 probably. He told us on the way down they had to make a, his East Wind airline had to plane,

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Drinking? Yeah, probably. And you're roaming around the airport talking to random guys? That's a wild way to put it. Talking to a random 18-year-old. As a 10-year-old. We were standing in line. I also think someone else for the plane.

Someone else was driving the conversation. Probably Danny. Danny's probably trying to steal his credit card. or so. Today he was trying to probably bum a heater off the guy. So what did he tell you about the Nabisco factory? It was fake. He goes,

they just pumped that out. My stepdad worked there, something, something was all fake. Oh, that's not true. I don't know. Just letting you know what I know.

Because I remember there used to be a nowlinger factory in Brooklyn. And when you drove on the, I think the Gowanus Expressways back in the day, you could smell the fruit flavor. Yeah. Candy. I love that kind of shit. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's cool. Yeah. I like it. But now they leveled the Nabisco factory. It's now a Wawa and the top golf. Hmm. I respect that move. But the roller skating palace halfway down the block survived.

Shout out to it. There you go. Well, what are you going to do? All right, listen, all this corporation cookie talk, is the smell real? Is it not real? You know? Try to alert to consumer. Is Foley's power on?

Is it all? That's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode. Oh, my power's on. Overtime. Boom. Now because it's really cheap. I'm getting bambooz.

I just, something's going on. My power bill's like a hundred bucks. Summer, it's fucking crazy. Yeah. They get you. Keep that AC you're running.

Very, this is, wow. Sometimes the show just naturally flows. This is from J-Rowe. This is the first question I pulled. Is it garbage to say that you never lose power because of a special power grid you're on? Like,

I never lose power because I'm on the same grid as the hospital. Like the hospital. Hospital doesn't have a generator or something to brag about. That's so true. Man, how they can't cut me? I'm at the water treatment plant. Right. Jesus, that's trashy.

Knowing what grid you're on is crazy. I don't think anybody. It's one grid, right? I don't know. I don't know how that works. We were always close to the schools. Yeah. So we were always like, ah, the power would be back on.

Well, but we're first up. That makes sense. They'll get it back on early for the schools. That would make sense to me. but we never really lost power that much. Nah, we didn't. Because I think we were, like, part of a newer development. So I think, I guess our power was under, there wasn't, my house in the burbs now.

A storm would take it out for like a, for like an hour. I never lost power for more than like a few hours. But that happens a lot now, like outside fill up with the snow storms and ship. People are like, I haven't had power in three days. Fucked up, man. Crazy. That's wild. When I was in that hurricane in North Carolina, I lost.

and for like, it was like six days with no power. That's wild to me. Brutal. Sandy, we didn't have school for like two weeks. Sandy. Two weeks? Yeah, it was crazy. That's wild.

You're out there luten? Me and my boys were like going to the school to like take showers and shits. Because like the whole town had to. Yeah, that makes sense. There's nowhere to go. Good. Make you fucking scumbags. See how the other appellers, baby.

showers at the school would you have to shower in groups no privacy they had like it was a good set a new school huh set up there chicks any local moms look to be being a daddy having to go shower at the school is a tough look man you're in there shaving uh hey mr jenkins what is a dude peeing at one of those little urinals um yeah man that's trashy nah i got that i'm on a policeman's grid, whatever it is. Yeah. Dirt bags. All right, let's see here.

$10 union member here. How old were you when your dirt bagging is really begin? I was 18 when I found out that as long as you pay a bill within 30 days of a due date, it doesn't affect your credit. And from then on out, I was a professional plate spinner. I'm with you. Yeah, that's, um... I didn't know that until...

I think that was J-dub. I knew that way too early. I didn't know until recently because... Well, I'll even push back on this. You can go crazy long without paying it. It doesn't, it will, it will, you can go, they can shut it to fuck off and it's still not. I think it can really only ding your credit if they, if they front you money. Front me money.

Yeah, like, oh, the only thing is that report to your credit are money lending. Like, like the power company is giving you a service. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they can, they can, they can ask my D for all I care. Loans is where you get chance. Yeah. And like maybe after a certain time if you don't pay the credit cut, like don't turn it over to a recovery, like a debt collector. But I don't think that ever goes to fucking, do you want to hear that fucking talk about dirtbag plates. Locked in.

Locked in, guy. You want to know what is legal and what is not legal when it comes to paying your bills? Talk to my dad. How you doing? Huh. I was at a very young age when he goes, I was worried about him, you know, just getting, I don't, going away or something like that. There's no debtor's prison. He told me, I remember sitting in the Jeep eating Tick tax and he went through.

You told me that. There's no debtor's prison. I changed my life when you told me that. Yeah, there's no, there's no, you can get in trouble for, I mean, there's, it depends the stance you take with the IRS as well. Of course. You got to pay the man. But if you evade, that's why it's tax evasion.

It's never not paying your taxes. Yeah. It's lying on your tax. Yeah, like, ah, this is, you know. You're just an idiot. Which we don't do because we have to. I feel like that's something they do in France, like a debtor's prison.

That's old school shit. Put you in papillon. Like take your teeth or something if you can't pay the bill. Take you to some island. We eat gruel every day. Yeah, that's a big thing. I mean, I was at a very young age when I realized how not good the money sitch was

by how highly stacked the unopened mail was. they just couldn't face it and it was just like why the fuck am I going to ruin my day I'm with it in this up yeah it's also back then things moved so much slower that and if the phone rings I'm not here

I thought everybody was doing it looking at this way though nothing ever really happened everybody's okay you know sure they're worrying about that shit I would say I'm a little affected by the validity of by the

the volatileness of the cash game. A tough break, fuckface. Take a Sarah call and get back in the fight. Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's very much it. And it's also, I mean, you're scarred. Sure. But they never came and got you. I mean, yeah, so they took the car in the middle of the night.

You had to move a couple times in the middle of the night. Everybody has three or four identities these days. Yeah, I mean, it led to like not speaking to a lot of family and friends, you know. Yeah, who needs them? Super fucking. He might Thanksgiving turkey by myself. It was that and it was, it took me, I was probably about in my teens when, like the whole perspective changed of, maybe it's not everybody else who is the problem.

It's funny, you fell right in the line, though. What do you mean? You know, you're a put-together guy, more or less. I can't compare to you. I'm fucking A-Blinkin. What the fuck are you talking about? Couldn't pull one of those hats off. Tyler corn cop pipe.

But from a very young age, you were a dirt ball. Oh, yeah, yeah. You weren't paying bills. I still don't. You were dodging. My spectrum still gets turned. That's when I pay it. If we're on the road, my wife will text me, the internet's down.

Did you pay the bill? I just imagine you in all these super stressful situations, just crushing orange tic tic-tacks. No, we didn't like you. No, Kiffy as a kid. Why are orange tic-tacks? Because he was eating the orange tic tic. No, we're always like. The light winter, the light green, winter green,

Big Dan Ryan had them in his car heavy, all time every time. I ate a thing of a tic-tacks not that long ago. That's a weird way to put it. You ate a thing of, that's how you view it. I did. Remember the night we did a Jeremiah show? Remember I had a thing of tic-tacks? No.

I offered you some. I'm not saying you did it. I gave, I think that's what I remember. I gave Norman some, I think. Somebody asked for some. You're a real cool guy, huh? He's like a cop, dude. I want some tic-tacks?

I swear I gave you them. And then I was so hungry. I crushed the whole thing. That's a candy. Me and my brother fell in love with the orange tic-tacks at the Bellagio. My dad got married in Vegas. Second marriage. I don't.

Didn't last. But she got you the soft batch. She got me the soft batch in Velveeta. That's how she got you, huh? That was new to her. I never thought about that aspect of getting a stepmom. You get her a little, you know, what treats. The things that difference were shaking baked.

Denise never fucked with, she fucked with. Really? She was pretty good. Yeah? I remember, dude, I remember the chicken back in the 90s where you was like vaining. You would just be pulling out like fucking arteries and shit. Dude, it was like worms in the 90s. It's like they got it from American Gladiator.

She was whacked. I just remember being like, what in the, like pulling out like a vein? You know what I mean? Like an actual long, red. That's when breast took off, chicken breasts. Because nobody was fucking with the parts. Get out of here with that shit They weren't they weren't thin breast either

Like you got now These were heavy by fucking beating the heart Do your mom ever serve you the thigh in the leg together She knew she well if there was bones It Denise knew not to put it on my plate But do you know what I'm talking about the thing Yeah she had it they had it That's like eating a dog's leg

It's the fuck out of you The fuck am I supposed to do with this Yeah I was a chicken nuggets guy up for a room Brutal time Um Yeah, that Thinks through all that skin and fucking cartilage

To get to some meat Uh huh Chicken skin as a kid Ooh My dad never Have my uncle Or my grandfather Faces of death

My grandfather So every Thanksgiving We all met at We'd all have our dinner At our respective houses Then for like coffee and dessert We'd go over to Aunt Paddies For when?

Coffee and dessert No no Thanksgiving Oh nice All right So like Everybody would eat at there Because there's nine of my mom.

My mom's one of nine. So, like, everybody would do that. And then... You would do this when Joe was in the picture? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My whole life. Up until, like, up until probably through college. No shit.

It would just be you five or whatever. It depends. No, there'd be more than that. Like, maybe, like, another family would come over that we'd all... Like, my uncle Mike might come over. Gotcha. Somebody then we'd all go to my aunt Patty's together. But everybody...

So all the houses would... save the legs, the turkey legs for my grandfather. He liked the turkey leg. I remember just like to watch, dude, as a kid, watching a guy with like multiple turkey legs, I felt like he was in Braveheart. I was like, dude, this is, like, it was so far for me to eat that dark, sloppy hanging meat with, like,

there's still feathers and shit on it. Pop-ups a hyena. Yeah, I was like, dude, this guy's. I'm like, he's eating the shit that nobody else wants. Everybody, like, they would have eaten. I don't know. I just, it was like, everybody bring your turkey parts to pop-op over here. Fuck that.

I was like, no way. I was like, six. Me like, and he'd take his dentures out and scare me. Oh, man, chicken in the 90s. What the fuck? Yeah. They didn't know. No, no one.

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Are you garbage if your crew's favorite hangout spot is a nearby hotel bar. Pretty swinging jazz club at the Hilton nearby. I gotta give it to you I love that Yeah I love that I cause dude I love that

You go like Even where bananas is That comedy club Yeah that's a bump and ball People go there and hang out Dude that day They throw a fucking chicken Caesar out You turn your day around

There's chicks in there Coming in and out business guys That's a popping spot I would love that I would love that That's real That's fucking awesome I never had the opportunity

There's never anything cool like that Yeah The hotel bar at the Hilton. That's where you go and hang out. That's awesome. That's all right, man. It's trash, of course. Yeah.

But that's all right. Is it trash? Yeah, come on. A hotel in your hometown? Dude, listen, they probably got, they probably got pretty good deals on food, like wings and stuff, that kind of stuff. They always do.

What's wrong with it? I don't get it. The beers are never that expensive at, like, those Hilton Garden Inns and shit They're always like three, four bucks Bartender's a little personality Yeah What's up, Russ?

They're clean, real clean, they don't smell like a fucking, they don't smell like a shitty bar when you walk into it. Not to mention Go upstairs and jerk off. No. A constant flow of A troll weary travelers. Yeah, people coming in and out. You get to meet different

people. Hey, we know we live here. You live here. What? Honey go to the room. That's one. thing, man. That's weird with that. Yeah. See, if you, if we were at a fucking hotel bar. But they're going with their buddies. Where you guys come? That's even worse. Also, they got jazz. No, it's not. Then you're not, if you're going to go

where are you guys from? You're fucking, you got your crew. If you're there hanging out by yourself, you've got a lie. Yeah. I'm nobody going to think you're a serial killer. And that how fucking. That's how Bundy found his victim. Is it? No. I think his were mainly sororities. Um, broken down car. Right? And that his move? I don't know. There's also some nice ones. That Rochester one we went to? Oh, forget it.

And that was like, that was a hotel bar. That's the Rochester hotel, right? What was the name of that joint? It was like a Hilton, like a Vanderbilt owned by something. It was like a name, I think, like that, like an old fancy name. Man, I really painted my masterpiece in there that night. I really did. Someone said you were a tough hang.

Nuh, it was good hang that night. You kept going, it's a bartender to make bartender in the world. Remember those chicks that were making fun of us out by the fire pit? I think it was more making fun of you, but yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. I remember that old lady, kept bumming Sigs off me and, like,

just telling me her life story. Oh, yeah. And then my husband died, I'm like, lady. I'm like, fucking cranking this thing to get back inside. You know, I'm over there. I'm smoking like McConaughey. Yeah, that part was that was, that was right when I had discovered 1942, Don Julio.

Man, crushing that. That went down smooth. I had like five different drinks that night I think it was 11 but yeah I like to run the gist like to run the gamut have a margarita have a martini and glass of red wine a beer why yeah sure what are you living a little bit

um listen I get that the hotel thing might be trashy I think it's pretty fucking cool respect to it that reminds me in college probably sophomore summer going into junior year maybe that sounds about right Some are going into junior year. So we're 20, maybe 21, maybe I'm 21 at the time.

A girl who was dating like a loose friend of mine. A kid moved into my house. Nice kid, but he moved it. We weren't that close. My one friend who you met, the good looking kid who's sober. Sober. Yeah, yeah. Is that what you talking about?

He's the loose friend? No, he crashed out. Okay. And had to move out of the house. All right. He dropped out mid semester. Right. Or mid year.

So he had to find someone for the back half. So he got his boy. who wasn't enrolled in college. Sweet to move in. And he moved in his girl. Who's very nice, but not moved her in, but. She was there a lot. Yeah, I mean, why not?

She's living at home. Her boyfriend's got a spot. Mm-hmm. You know. With a couple of wimps. Oh, man, he came in fucking. Just talking about a strong arm, they go. Man, they were bringing their fucking,

they were bringing in these actual criminals. You doorks. You dog's all sitting there. Listen to him, nail her. I think Flip had to share a room with them. Yeah, Flip was not happy about that. Holy shit. At that point,

Flip, at that point, Flip was like checked out. Flip's like, I'm, maybe he was staying with his girl. Share a room. Yeah, it was a three bedroom. There's four of us. I had my own room and another kid.

The kid we hated the most had his own room. You need that. What? The kid who you hate the most has to have his own room. Because nobody wanted, I think we drew straws for it. And Flip was so mad. So he was in their sleep.

Even with a guy and his girlfriend in the next bed? No, she wouldn't sleep. Like, yeah, like maybe she would sleep on the cat. Whatever, I forget the exact. I mean, no, Flip wasn't fucking sitting in the guck chair. No, it wasn't that. Keep it down. We're trying to make love over here.

No, it was like she's coming down this weekend and Flip's like, Flip's girl went to another school, so it was like maybe he would. At that point, me and Flip started seeing other people. What? Canada? She's in the Army, right? servant there was a hand they listened

the one does um getting with an ROTC chick remember where where I was no fucking my girl's in the Coast Guard remember Freddie Mitchell

and the National Guard oh my God that was so funny girls were so intimidating I've never been like hard and scared by a girl twerking I was like what the fuck Freddie Mitchell like that with the color guard or everything People that carry the flag.

I don't know who they. Oh, is that the game? I don't know who it was. Yeah, I guess. It was like one from the Coast Guard, one from the Air Force. I never got ROTC guys and girls. I didn't be telling you that with the Air Force. That was crazy.

Yo, man, who's paying for these beers? Yeah, I was like, what? Wow, we are. Who else would be paying for the beer? Shout out to Freddie Mitchell. Legend. Um. Oh, fuck.

Funny. Um, no. So whatever. That girl, her grandfather owned a restaurant that was closed. Does the chick that the dude was dating? Yeah. Uh-huh. She owned a restaurant.

Her grandfather owned a restaurant. They were open one day a week or something like that. So he was like 100 and he's like, nobody wanted to take it over. So she somehow got the keys to this place. Sweet. And she's like, I'll open it up on Tuesdays and Wednesdays for you guys. And it would just be us. No way.

We'd go sit at the bar. You could crank heaters in there because it was outside Philadelphia limits at that time. It was still like you hadn't fully. Only Philly was no heaters. Is that legal? I don't know. It was fucking. But then every now and then someone out like a couple of regulars would mosey in that heard like,

oh, they're open on Tuesdays and Wednesdays now. And they'd come in and we'd just be fucking, there'd be 10 of us posted up. Drinking beers. Drinking beers. She would do like, at that point they were just serving wings. What? Really? Yeah, so you're just like...

That's awesome. What are you bitching about? I wasn't pitching about it. You're bitching about this guy. No, I didn't. That chick's awesome. Cool, and you're a lot. Did she have to, like, work all the jobs, though?

That's a good question. Come in, she checks your coat. I think she was doing a lot. I think there was probably a cook. They were, like, keeping... Who was paying for this? We wear with our beers, I guess. Oh, you were buying beers.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had to go and pay, but it was like... You know, beers, like, you know, Coors lights were, or a bucket of beers was probably $10 or, like, beers were $2.3. And at that point, you're like, $2.3. And listen, not everybody was 21 at the time. How were the wings? They're great. You get them, and you go, hey, dump them back in there again.

You know, fry them double hard. It's just fucking, like, you know, Billy's back there dropping them. Yeah, we just had, like, run of this place for, like, three months in the summer. And he's like, I think they were like, oh, I'm going to close in September or whatever. I'll make it through the summer. That's awesome. sick. I love an empty restaurant.

It also, it looks like where, like, the, what's the bad guys from the Goonies? The Fratellis? Yeah, it looked like the Fratelli's house a little bit. Oh, that place. It was, like, set back. And later it was closed due to flood damage, but it was set back on like a, like a crick. And you had to, like, it was, like, swampy. It looked like something from, like, New Orleans a little bit.

Gotcha. And we were hanging. Oh, we're hanging in there, dude. Hang it. Hey, you know, then you became boys with the regular. Heater's a bucket of beer and chicken wings. What the fuck else? The Kevin Ryan story.

My dad could see me now. Holy shit. Yeah. All right, let's see here. This one's from Devin. $10 Patreon holder here for two years. How you doing? Thank you.

Are you garbage if you immediately tell the server at a group dinner who's on your check without being asked? Fuck. It's going to be me. Yeah. We're all, us three on the same check, those two are on the same time. You know how I feel about that. But family, man, you go out, your family. Yeah, I get it.

I get it. I get it. I understand it. I just like, yeah. He's setting it straight. Sure. But that's also like you've either, I can understand it and I cannot understand. I think I can understand it if you're like, these fucking guys are animal.

They like try and put shit on your thing. They don't pay you back. If you're getting out in front of it because the people you're with are animals, I get that of like these people. I'm not fucking hunting him down for 2299 or whatever. I can understand that, but I don't get it if you're like, if you're the guy who's like, I don't want anybody. I'm like, I'm, you know, if you're,

I don't want you arguing over to the chicken. Yeah, I, uh, I've really turned on that over, over from being on the road, just from how much every time, same, same, same, same, I think it's so normalized now. And it's so easy to do it now. But then I also go, it's so north. Yeah, it's, I guess, on all those systems. But it's also so normalized.

We've been places where they go. like they pull up I've been places where they pull up like the thing on the iPad and go okay two separate checks okay you had uh yeah they just like press like the items you have yeah and you move it over yeah I mean they're faking Oreos what the what the what are we holding on to it doesn't matter yeah I do get that you stormed the front you stormed the beat that was your D day because that technology wasn't there to like no go in and go okay he had this he had that and if it was like fucking six NYU mental students when I worked at the waterfront of our house being fucking dickheads

trying to act like fucking cool guys like I'm a fucking jerk off and then for this or like being on dates and like splitting the check or like going Dutch are you fucking this guy that bothered you yeah how often did you see that because that I feel like is such a faux pop like splitting the check on like an early date a lot a lot and you know they were on dates? I knew they were on dates. How'd you know? I don't know. A guy knows. Okay. A normal guy, sure.

You're Rod's and Co. I knew they were on a date. Okay. Yeah. Or even if they were girlfriend and boyfriend, they would do it. That I kind of get. If you're both in the struggle together, it's like if you both don't have that much money. No, they do. These were rich kids. So this is just like perfectly your argument? No, I'm just telling you, they were rich kids. They were dental students. I would say not all dental students. They had nice clothes and all that style. I can tell they came from money.

I know people come from money look like. Okay. If I got to elaborate for you? Does that have to lie anymore for it? That's a guy who does not come from money. You also have money and your clothes suck. So what if they don't have money and they just take care of their clothes? I don't know.

They all had like Chase Sapphire cards. That's not. I think anybody can get those. I know this one guy's girlfriend yelled at me because I have Chase Sapphire card. This one girl yelled at me because I have Chase Sapphire card. one girl yelled at me because I took her boyfriend's plate and she was still eating like what the fuck bitch

I think the fucking 21 club honey fuck out of my face she was mean to me Luke he just sat there like a pussy too what did she say I think it's incredibly rude that you take his plate when I'm not done I'm like oh shit I'm sorry they were fighting about something

he was a little dick or so I don't know I love what my girl stands up for me though fuck that's not standing up I don't know like maybe he was like I kind of want to finish the fries no no no he was done okay and it's it was a kind of place where you know you're done you take the plate away fucking suck my dick that and this is where you're a drama come from you're a fucking psycho what fight with people in your head do you have a way to tables at a decade yeah uh-huh let it go dude you got you got fucking bigger fish to fry than fucking then what's some

fucking dental student who may or may not have money. I remember one time. And may or may not have a little dick. One time they were only happy our prices were at the bar. And these fucking two dickheads came in and they sat down at a table and they ordered like nachos from me. And then they were going to the bar to get their beers. And I was like, yeah, you can't do that.

It was a whole big thing. That I get. You get that. Okay. That's way different than you. But you're on my side. Yeah. Why wouldn't that be?

I don't, well, a lot of reasons. You pull up a scroll. None that will be named here publicly, but I would, I don't know. I don't know where you're laying these days. Sure, good point. Good point. Good point. Hey, when Big man's got a point, big man's got a point.

Yeah, straight and these two fucking dickheads out. That's not normal behavior. Coming in their scrubs and shit. You're getting mad at somebody who made a snap back. I'm okay with, but I would just say let it go. too if they're at this point let it go you can tell that you can call her a dumb bitch to her face all you want whatever i get that um she was nice but nobody nobody sits down at a table and then orders beers like that they knew what they were doing they're not fucking telling you i'd go do it try it but

if you get caught you have to go oh hand up uh my bad i didn't realize i say order from the bar and you can't sit at my table i only had four tables up front to make my goddamn living i need to score blow fucking jamming me up Sure. It must have been a great waiter. Give you the four tables. Fuck, Foley's on today. What can we give them?

I worked the whole joint. Somebody would come in later on. At the front section, back section. I had a guy one time be like, man, it's amazing to watch you work the room. Johnny! Really? We're really arrested on those laurels since then. One guy complimented we once.

No, it was a lot of them. First of all, no one says you're not personable. No one says you can't work a room. I am personable. I just said no one says you're not. Oh my God. You are dumb. People do say that.

No one says you're not personal. No one says you can't work a room. Obviously, you're an entertainer. I stop after a little bit. One, yeah, once people get to know you, that's a pretty tough hang once that happened. Once you win them over, you go, I got him. Are we talking about power grids? How did this get over on me?

And then, no, but I would also say you're not a fantastic employee. No. As a waiter, you get, you're a good, your tables like you. Yeah. I would say the rest of the horrible. Your manager, you're not, you're not like, hey, any more work I can do for you guys? Oh, man. Can I pick up an extra shift here and there?

Sure. Anybody need me to cover you? Hey, I dropped your food for you. You're not that guy. I'm lazy. Yeah. That's all. Side work.

I eat a lot of shit. Uh-huh. Yeah. Doing whippets and a walk-in. Yeah. Sneaking drinks. Stay after work, get all fucked up. Uh-huh.

Make a fool out of myself with some regulars. Yeah. Yeah, so maybe that's what the... You're a good. You can win a room, obviously. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The actual work issue is.

Yeah. Okay. We'll be right back. But that's why they love you, bug man. I'm not sure who they are, but I'm sure there's... Somebody. A couple guys out there. Yeah.

I'm joking. I love you, too, bud. You love me. Can you cut that? Oh, sorry. A little joked up over you. People love me. They don't like me.

I told you that. I get that. I said that to you 48 hours. So fucked up. What are you going to do? The boys are back, baby. Yeah, we're back. Let's go.

So split the checks if you want. That's what it started. That's what the bottom line is. Yeah. Yes. Yes, I'm with that. All right, this one, this is from Clay. Longtime, homie, never had one read.

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Huh. That place looks fucking sick. Yeah. Where's the best restroom in the USA? A Utah gas station. Utah. How do we go out to Utah? Not so much.

We have. We've been to Salt Lake City. In Salt Lake, we've been to, yeah, we've been to Salt Lake. Did we do something else in Utah? Did we do Utah on Route 66? I think so. No. No.

No. But, I mean, we, Salt Lake City a bunch. Yeah, we've done. Salt Lake City and Denver. Get eyes on the inside of that, too. That looks like a, fuck. That looks all right. It's like a bucky's a little.

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it also looks like it doesn't smell like a truck stop. All truck stops. We got to get out there, too, by the way. Dakota, Wyoming. I mean, yeah. Gotta get out there. I mean, we just don't. The great planes.

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Wow. They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. That's crazy that we've come that. I mean, because like Red Bull used to be for like guys who jumped out of fucking planes. Now it's how people are starting their day. It's a coffee. It's like it's really infiltrated.

It's become so normalized to drink. That's a long haul trucker special right there. Any hot dog. Lays bag of chips and a 20-ounce Pepsi. Five bucks. Take it. Personal pizza or two slices and a 20-ounce Coke, seven bucks. Wow.

Those are great fucking deal. Place looks nice, too. I like the way they spell it, too. Maverick. Maverick. Gave to Maverick. I like it. Now we do Sammy's and shit.

Can you order? They got wraps, breakfast, lunch, made-to-order, snacks, sandwich, and biscuits, sides, and hash-brown patty. Okay. Okay. They got the bonfire grill. Oh, and they got to mix it your way, Maverick style. Go down a little bit. What do you got?

Custom drinks. Thrill. Ooh. Oh, that's nice. A fresca. A golden groove. They have a sweet cream. And because it's Utah, they have like all the extra things.

They do all the extra fixin. They do all the extra fix and flavor stuff. Why? Because it's Utah. They're into that. Who is? The Mormons. Oh, yeah.

Because they don't booze. Yeah. So they like fucking around with the sodas. It's a little sweet cream in your Mountain Dew. I like that. Midnight Overlook. Coke Zero. Coconut syrup.

Hazel Creamer. Base Camp Breeze. Diet Pepsi coconut syrup. Lime shot. Sweet cream. Campfire Cola. Pepsi caramel caramel syrup. Hazelnut, vanilla cream vanilla shot.

Mojave Mule. Dr. Pepper. Lime shot and coconut syrup. Sounds like weed strains. I like it. The cherry geyser. Ooh, Cherry Geyser. Oh, Michelle Butte.

Wow. That cherry geyser looks fantastic. Fantastic. You know, I like a cherry soda. And they got root beer. Wow. Man. Yo, these Mormons have figured, they are fucking locked in when it comes to the nutty ridge,

the bunkhouse brew, the Red Rocket Velvet, the Red Mesa Ripple. What's this? IBC root beer. Local company maybe? Shout out to it. We got to get out there. I mean, that's crazy. Where are the locations?

Are they just in Utah? The 400 of them. Shout out to this guy for. Fuck, who put us on to this? Yeah. Look at this. Oh, they got a million. Salt Lake.

I saw 400. Man. Oh, wow, they're expanding. Whoa. Where's the closest one? Kansas. Oh, 18. Number 18.

Where's 18? So we're right up from that. That's the closest one. Oh, we're driving from, we can hit one. Oh, Iowa. We're going to Chicago, but then we're going back the other way. Yeah, we're a little. Whatever.

We're going to put that. We've got to get that on a books. Man, that's a good infiltration. Look at the show. Do one at Maverick. Do a show a Maverick. For a Cherry Gobbler. Wow.

Great intel. Yeah, that's fantastic. Shout out to Clay. What a fucking. That guy, talk about boots on a ground out there. Man, we just gooned out on a Maverick. Dude, I like, I mean, as much, listen, we grew up going to Wawa's, eating a Wawa, hang out of Wawa. You go drunk, you go sober, the breakfast, the whole nine yards.

They're in me. And then we're on the road so much that like we've learned the, you know, the sheets is the fucking all the truck stop. The love. You learn all the. Loves. Love stinks. Hate a loves. But we find, you know, we spend a lot of time in these places, eating at these places, figuring these places out.

So to get something new that I ain't never heard of that looks that nice. It's all right. We should also revisit a sheets at some point. Yeah. I've never really given a sheets a fair shake. I be honest with you. When we would do those shows in, was it like Pittsburgh or whatever, with that guy who died.

Yeah. His stomach was all fucked up. Good kid. He got stabbed a bunch or something. He said Earl. Earl. His family made money in a while. I don't know like money.

His dad worked in Earl. I work on my dad. He took me into his sheets. It's the same thing as the double stuff. It's like, I don't need fucking mozzarella sticks on my fucking cheeseburger. I'm with you. Give it to me straight up. Give me the high heat.

Because then you go like, well, what's, it's just like, you need. some sort of fucking restriction. Simplicity. Yeah. Give me this. I'll get a side of mozzarella. I was like, that's great. I would argue the double stuff is simplicity.

But that's just me. Can't customize too much. Thank you. Because then like it just, the part of like making something to me is like, oh, we go to Wawa because they have a good selection. Right? Tuna hoagie.

That means they have to do their stuff well. Yeah. If you can start getting fucking crazy and be like, I want fucking this on this, on this, It's just like, well, there's no limit to it then. You're just like, the sky is the limit because you can make anything. It's like, I get that, but I want to go to a place because what they offer is good. Tuna Hogi American cheese, sweet peppers.

That's a fucking door. Not to say you can't get crazy to do this. I put chips on a sandwich. I do all this, but it's like, you used to have to put chips on a sandwich because it wasn't offered. Now you go to a fucking New York bodega and they'll put the chips on a sandwich. It's like, you got to do it yourself. Yeah. That's all I'm saying.

Also, I'm a fucking idiot. What do I know? I've fucked up sheet sandwiches. Have you? Just adding stuff because then you get over your skis and you forget what you add it on. You got fries. Fries. Fugter tots on there.

You got a Gatorade on there. You're adding a hash brown patty. You already put tater tots on it. Deep fried. No, that's where on that. There's got to be some sort of like base level. There's got to be some sort of ceiling to it. Because then like that was the fun of like, oh, dude, I get this and this and

and I put my own mozzarella stick on the sand. Like, you're crazy. But it seems unholy. I'll tell you who ain't doing that. Those fucking Mormons down there and fucking, uh, at, Maverick. They fucking throw holy water at you and try that shit. Spend a week in purgatory.

Uh-huh. Um, all right, let's see. We can do one. We got time for one more here. Hit me, Kippie. This is very on the, man, there's a lot of good fucking transatl- what are they called? Segways here.

That's how we operate. Um, this is from Squid to Kid. Great name. Squid the kids, all right. When you, that's a fucking sweet name, dude. When you were younger and your parents said they were going to the store, what store were they generally talking about? Wow.

That's a great question. The grocery store. Which was? Genarties. It was shop right when we first got down. When I was a kid, it was Sunshine Market and Wilkesbury. Don't get me started. Going with my Aunt Mary Cass in the Sunshine.

And then sometimes insolaccos. It was another one of her grocery stores. That fucking Czechoslovakian hitman. It was a legendary trip. Going shopping with her and my uncle Red as a little kid was awesome. Lunch meat and all that stuff. Go home. She'd hit you with a fucking ham and cheese sandwich.

I love you just like listed things. Lunch meat. Go home. Like go home is on the list of a man. Go home. Yeah. Open the door. Boiled ham and cheese.

Fucking butter on the bread. Oh, man. A glass bottle of. Coke. Not getting those days back, Kippey. Well, you're still reaching for them. Yes, I am. But yeah, it would be, it would be

in Bluebell, it would be either be shop right or going to, I'd say, Janardis. Yeah. Going to store. Ours was super fresh. Yeah. And if you win, because Wawa, you would have to say, I'm going to Wawa because at that time,

very limited selection compared to like, I'm going to the store. Wala at that time was more of like a market. It was more of a deli in a market They weren't gas stations And shit like that. Wawa Spitz I'm going to Wawa What do you need? I'm going to Wawa

I'm not going to the store I'm going to Wawa so like I can get you You know we can get one roll of paper thousand I can't get you fucking tied or whatever Going to the grocery store I'm going to the store It was always stressful You know what's crazy?

Angst At fucking At Wawa's in the greater Philadelphia area They don't sell pork roll Huh They serve they have bacon there Like in the cold like we're refrigerated section with like no they have pork roll in the sizzles i know but they don't sell like a pack of

pork roll oh i saw a pack of bacon you got pork roll here motherfucker yeah it's true i saw them making a whole thing this little they were pretty little ladies all in a row fucking they were all fucking flipped up this guy taking his time doing them right you're standing there watching i'm standing there i'm going don't do it you fatso don't you fucking do it and then he pushed a cart right by me as i'm filling up my coffee oh wait freshies coming out i had to do it whoa I never seen that. They didn't tell my life. I wonder if you know what time you can get there when the fresh sizzles come out.

I think it depends on the market demand at the moment. Sure. Yeah. Because they dry up at that case up front. I don't know. You get them the perfect dryness. Oh, I like it. But when you get in there and they're all gone.

You got to get them ripe. Yeah. Yeah, you got to get in there like 6.30 in the morning. Get them fresh. All right. We got to wrap it up. What a fun one. Okay, grab your tickets to see us on the road.

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All right. See you. Goodbye.