Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - The Tip w/ Kippy & Foley
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There's a family episode fam Dan
It's the best of the business circle in the wagons is it?
I don't need no other bozos letting your hair down just us and the bozos in the homies
I was famous people can
Hangin out the guys the bullies the gals the whatever
The day then you'd rather hang out the dude in the same t-shirt drinking a warm red bull
Oh, I'm sorry was it not I knew I was crazy
I just was crazy you haven't complained yet about something coming back from the store sure I
Was shocked. I didn't get pushback until we press record and you got to throw it in my fruit salad
Don't that's been in there since Tuesday. Well, you know, and you're you're right about those protein bars right about you complaining
Yeah, yeah, you're right about the protein bars, you know good for you. They're good. That's good chewing. No, man
Yeah, that's a dude. They're candy bar. Good. You would you find a candy in your pocket really is though
Yeah, I love that chew. Yeah power bars were my favorite when I was a kid my brother
He was like working out and stuff like that. I don't know how he got it
But he got a box of them working out in the 80s or not. It was like a thing
Yeah, it was like it was that I'm working out. Yeah, I mean it was like you had an attitude for some reason
What I'm working out and then you were pumping iron in the 90s
You were a bit of a dick whatever Nautilus was they were doing it him and his friends are all doing a good night of decalb
Nautilus working out. I went in there once like nope
Hey, what a chick's that?
Is there a bar on here a sausage?
But yeah, he had a box of
Power bars and man, I would just sneak in there
Gonna do a little you know what I mean have a have a big-ass Gatorade downstairs and a fridge showing he got so pissed
Sounds about right. He's been lifting tow. He's really fucking tune you up. I think I took a beat
He never steal the steroids up a fucking powerlifter. You know
I'll hit you in the top of the head you're going to ground. Hey, you chalk still up there
What are you busting my balls for man? I didn't touch the creatine peanut butter ones the chocolate ones for some reason
I could just be remembering this wrong. I thought there was a banana one
Maybe that was runs. All right. What are you? I
Can't remember I'm imagining your brothers
He's working out with the thing with the handle with all the springs
Yeah, that and the other thing that was big in the 80s and 90s was the grip. Oh forget it. Yeah, don't get near that guy
If that guy is watching a basketball court or something like that working at the sports get ready to open a jar of pasta
Yeah, yeah, I got that. I've got that mega grip two of those going. Yeah. Yeah wild now
He had the straps for a little while they're the wraps up for your hands for the for the bench press
He had that I was all natural
Guys all fresco over here. I did have the Hulkamania workout set when I was real little
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Now you had a barbell. Yeah, you had a two dumbbells. You had a jump rope dumb ass daughter
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Tammy I like that
That's good. I got a little. Oh, sorry. I was gonna say I love that 80s. Look
That was my thing when I was a kid because I was a kid
I think your thing is now if you had to describe your aesthetic your style your swag and what I would say
Gluten's up there. I'm heavy and gluten. Yeah, I like I got it all in gluten
Full in hello deuces
Just at the cholesterol checked. Uh-huh waiting to hear back
And get you up on a wreck
I'm not gonna know much. I get you up on a lift there. Todd
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Don't buy the air filter. I don't need another stress test or anything. So the heart's looking good
So I got another 50 pounds I could put oh, yeah, you gave me a guy I took the governor off so I can go full
Yeah, good stuff. What were you gonna say? I apologize. I rudely cut you off. It's okay
Um, I a little bit of an etiquette not etiquette thing one of those weird gray areas that the show lives in a little bit
What to do in the moment, right? Uh-huh
last night I went out to dinner
With my lady and we went to we went to a restaurant that a friend of
Hers runs runs. Yeah, that could be a tricky situation
So
And like I'm a very like rule kind of got like I want to know what I'm getting into and I fucked up
I didn't bring cash because I had a feeling the bill was going to be waved a bit really maybe I didn't know
I still showed up empty. I knew that was a possibility. I was running late. We got out of we got out of here late
Can't stop at an ATM cash. I wasn't thinking I was trying to get there on time
But if you needed a Snickers bar, you'd find one wouldn't you?
He way man myself you're really our bar banana you believe that it's good stuff. Um, I might be making that up in my head so
We get there I got I'm cashless
We get there it's me the lady and he takes great care of us. It's a is he waiting on you
Yeah, it's a little bit of a team. What's he do? He's a manager. Yeah, he's running running the show
The general manager just a floor manager that night general manager. I believe okay. Yeah. Okay calling the shots my understanding
I mean everybody was going to him right everybody's kissing a ring. Okay, you know, I mean kissing the kiss in the onion ring
If you if you will
So my wife and his wife are friends they live in the building. Okay, right next door. They're they're friends
So my wife had gone in there before and was like he gave us a pretty big discount like she went in with
Her friend or what I don't even know whatever so I go. All right, cool
I don't know so I'm figuring something, you know, I mean take off a couple round of drinks or the fucking appetizer
He had nine of them. So we can we get I can't look at easy. I'll have your second most expensive one
I want the first as well, but I will also take the second
And two buckets of beers
Get some of this they go ice my knuckles down
So he doesn't he he executed everything relatively personally what kind of joint what kind of food are we talking? I
Don't know
Italian no, they had pasta's burger like good bar food like good bar like proper good bar food
Okay, it was one of those things where he's like you want to do appetizers. I go. Yeah, we were thinking I was looking fucking assholes
I was like I was looking at this first thing you do is insult me
Hey, I got you like I was a guy. Let's see. Oh really kind of so he brings out smaller plates, but of multiple things
What are we talking?
Talking some octopus grilled octopus, which I'm not an octopus guy. This shit would blow your dick
I'm a huge octopus guy. I'm just not doing it anymore. Uh-huh. They're too smart those tentacles. They're big fella. They're too smart
Are they yeah, why that documentary? I don't know. They got to a hole
He's the guy fucking. What are you doing? I just feel you know what else is smart cows chickens turkeys
Gobble cliff cliff bars
But that is a pretty smart idea you don't got a problem fucking killed by the only squid all day
They're the same thing. Yeah, can't do a guy to push anymore, but good you do you would have done a sock to push
I'm telling you really. Yeah. Oh, I mean if it was a table
How about I want to know we won't go back then he was already murder famous people go to this place, too
Oh, really? Yeah, see anybody
So my reflection
No, he said actors a bunch of actors and stuff come in. Okay, they're right Broadway. So I it's a real small
Small joint to understand. Yeah
So he comes he drops the apps apps are good some spinach artichoke dip some Baba to be bop
Well, you know a couple of two tree things drinks are coming got the beers coming. They make me a cocktail as well
Get a beer and a cocktail I had a beer
And then they were talking about this cocktail because that can I say this I'm listening this might be a symptom of alcoholism, but I don't mind
Multiple drinks a cocktail and a beer just having an IPA
Yeah, I don't like doing that
I pick my lane and I stay in my lane you on the other hand are what we call in the business a booze bay all over the road
Yeah, did you go out to dinner with these guys? Let me I'll take a red wine an IPA. I do do that
I'll take a vodka dirty whatever I do do that like when we were at galleys
We started out with an IPA at the bar state IPA's you stayed IPA's gentlemen
Well, if I would have got to the table directly when I walked in I would have ordered my cocktail, but I was hemmed up
What are you gonna do I made that reservation again you did yeah under your name ever done anything
I'm talking about I'll make a walk around corner get your rebel you complain that it's warm
I'll make that's life with you. I'll make it next time see if we get a little bit different treatment
Gallipers in Milwaukee or something you're gonna do the wrong location. We'll walk into the through the kitchen
We're closing that
Now yeah, I did a beer then you did then then the dirty martini
Glass of red wine dirty underwear I
Brought those myself and then I and then I espresso martini because you're all over the road. Yeah
Yeah, all right. Watch out for this. I just just you're the only guy. I know that does that
Huh, maybe like I don't know. I feel like I something European when I go out like my wife's family
I feel a little do that you some the star change it up glass of wine with the meal sure then like a fucking
You know something something whatever
You are no European. No, I am not um
so
Then we do everything everything's good. You want the dessert and now we got to get out of there
We're going to kinky boots. We're going to a show. You got friends on brother friends in in kinky boots
Look at you. Yeah, she's a social butterfly that one. Look at you. Not me. No, no
I'd be on it a bed if it was possible with homes. That's where you brought a sandwich
I'm fine. Thank you
So now we're like running it's getting kind of time where you we got a fucking skedaddle, right? And there's no like
I don't know how to ask for the I think asking for the check would be like
Over that, you know, I didn't I didn't know how to broach this subject. This is what we got to go
This free or what? Yeah, am I paying for this or can I fucking go? Yeah, you need anything for this? What's the deal?
So you didn't this is the question you're proposing. There's also good conversation
But my anxiety is running of like, alright, man, we got you know, 20 minutes to get there. It's 12 minutes
What like I'm like, I'm not everybody's hanging out having a good time and I'm kippy's being crazy. Well, Craig
I'm gonna get out of here. I gotta get out of here. We didn't really need to I mean, yeah, whatever
So I always gotta get out of there. No matter what fucking are always coming. I don't know what man's all
I don't know what the next thing is, but let's get out there. Let's get outside
Figure it out get a heater. Get my fucking head on straight check my fucking six. Will you yeah? I'm always ready to go
so
We so I got the oh shit. I'd like oh shit. Oh, I gotta get out of here, right? It's 640 whatever
So then he goes, uh, I just I fucked up. I should have had cash. He goes. Yeah, this is on me
Because it's all all all clear
So in my head, did you do that now? Don't do that. Come on. That's crazy
Give him a little pushback. I don't even think so really. Yeah, I said at ease freeze some walking with some fucking lemon slices and shit
You put these in a bag
Grab one of the waitresses. Let's go honey. She's with me
That's bad. You got to give a little pushback if you're asking the advice. No, I think I counsel
Uh, no, he's been inviting us for a long. I understand, but he's been inviting us for a long time
I just I think I might have not harp. Oh, really. You didn't have to thank you. I appreciate but it's also like
We've been in that where it's like to fake him in and home
Just I thank you. You're doing a nice gesture. Thank you. I appreciate that
But now it's time for you to do your nice, but now it's time for me to do my nice gesture
But so you ain't got it. So my wife go I'll be like octopus
My wife was there. She's like, oh he charged us like half and then like we tipped it
Well, she gave it discount. He goes, this is on me. So but like doesn't even present me a bill
So I got nothing so I got no like I'm flying mega blind here and I got no cage
Let's say the dinner was 150 bucks. So he goes
Do you want I go shit? I was like, oh, I don't have any cash on me
He goes, okay, so he charged me he goes if you want to leave don't leave anything to me
He's like if you want to leave something to the guys to the guys
Of course, you have to yeah. All right. All right. Easy does it. All right. Easy does it
Do you think there's a world where I didn't I don't know you're looking at yourself in the mirror?
You're eating octopus. I don't know who you are going to kinky boots
Got friends. It's crazy. There you go
He goes, all right, so he so my wife's like so then he walks away, and I'm like telling my wife
I'm like, hey, this is like the Super Bowl for me to figure out like I don't know what this is cost in the whole nine
You know, I just want to make sure I do the right thing. You know what I mean?
So she goes he gave us an itemized breakdown and just did like a like a
Discount like if it was like a hundred bucks. He charged us
90 or whatever, you know what I mean, okay?
Doesn't do that. I just get a bill for one dollar and nine cents
He just charged like a dollar so I could tip so I'm still flying
What's 12% of
So I
Don't know anything
Right. I don't know. I gotta figure. I probably think I had two beers and a cocktail
You had two beers and a cocktail. How many?
Cocktail was on them. They were talking about I was like, oh, that sounds cool. They're gonna make you one
It was that it was like, you know because we're at the bar. Okay
Two beers
To bears, I would assume the thing would be on the cuff, but throw it. I mean, it's probably thrown it in there
Now what how many appetizer there were small plates?
There were small they don't call them they don't call them appetizing when they call them small plates are terrible to smaller plates to
Do the math actually I can pull up the menu. We could do the math. Oh very good
Well, don't tell me because I'm doing it. Okay. I'm doing it a little bit. All right
So I'm gonna say the two small plates were that you each got an entree
Yes, what's the bird drinking one of her mocktails. He's doing a mocktail
But again, it was more like hey, do you have something you can whip up for her?
We had a liaison but charge one mocktail pull a mocktail. They might not have put those in
I'm gonna say
Okay, well, what was the entree was it was there a meat involved? She did fish. I did a burger
She did they're they're known for their burgers. It's like the brand Xena a whole fish or filet filet with sides
Some sort of puree it looked like came with it. Yeah on the plate on the plate side separate
No, and then a dessert. What are we looking at?
Nothing for did nothing for days. You said there was dessert
Said it came time to dessert. That's when I was like, I gotta he's like do you want no coffee espresso? No, no, no
Espresso, no espresso. We're never do espresso. What do you put on a fucking American goddamn it?
Give me a cup of you have an espresso. Give me a Starbucks. You have a you have coffee
Whatever you gotta have something you have a you have a you have a after-dinner cocktail doing espresso
You're only doing espresso with the cloaks out if you run out of
Okay, do a little add in here 10 20
32
47 carry the 12 what's 47 and 15 Toby
63
63 68 98 98 and 25
You're asking yeah, what do you mean what I point to you 123, okay?
All right, you got tax and title. This is very hard feeling by the way, but we'll get into it
Okay, I'm not good at math only good at deleting episodes. I got a number
I got a number I got a number what the meal should be and I also have a number on the inside of what you should have left
Okay, so we'll see how you do
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I have the actual number of what it cost off the man off the menu
Okay, you added up everything you had added up everything I had okay my number came in at $140
I
Have with that with tax and or with tax probably one for that came in at 127
Okay, straight off the menu straight off the menu 120 that all makes sense. All right, so 140
Mm-hmm, would you leave kept my keys?
In a hurry your credit card
What'd you leave? What would you have left? I wrote down a number here. This is what I would have now listen
this is what I would have left because
The generosity of doing it a lot of times as a server
When this situation would happen the dickhead who was friends wouldn't I'm not calling you a dickhead
That seems like that's what you're doing. Is this about the warm red bull? I apologize
I said I was sorry
Bald dickhead
Who's sitting next to me also my best friend?
Well, you know that that happens the all my friends are coming in but but but you take really good care of
What's on the arm and they fucking screw you or they tip you on the discounted price?
So but also we didn't really have a server. He kind of just quarterbacked everything
It doesn't I know but I'm just saying it's not like we had a server and he was like take care of them
But it okay, that's what I'm saying. It was we were at the bar and he was quarterbacked everything
But you ate at the bar. Yeah, he didn't tell me that for sure mentioned that you ate at the bar
That does change the number. I would leave. Where's the bartender at the he's in this car. What do you mean?
He's at the bar you over the server is doing
What do you mean? It must be a pool that was a small joint small joint. I told you that all right then yeah
Then it still applies
Okay, the number on the inside is what but I didn't talk to anybody but him
They brought bartender like do you need another drink? Okay, like I didn't I didn't talk to all that's what I'm saying
I didn't have a waiter don't get like
The menus were on the fucking scanner. He was just like what do you want? I recommend this. This is good
This is bad like he just was that's tough, but still that's what I would have left
And I would have cash on me too
You're nuts
Some of said can I say what my number and see this is not what you would have wait
In what world is that what you leave? That's what I would have left. I would have this is fully doing it's not
I would have paid for the meal what I thought the meal was I would have paid. Can I tell you what I would have left?
150 whoa
That's so crazy now, huh? I put eight grand
This is bad
Yeah, dude, you're a bozo
Wait, I really misstep this hard. What did you leave Kevin?
Well, it's fully's number
200 oh shit, that's kind of high that's 50 bucks higher than yours. Let's not start splitting ears here
We got this guy on the ropes. What are you doing? Good point
Dirt bag I left 50 bucks
I'm lying I left 40
Oh
Shit at least a hundo dude at least a hunt. You think yeah, I really I was I was that guys for the guys
It was one time house. It was a goddamn Wednesday night. It was probably slow. That was packed. That's why we're at the bar
Have a reservation yes, we supposed to be in a table. Yes
Oh, we got there and it wasn't ready. So I was just got the bars fine
interesting
Okay, you're still there. I'm not saying I'm not for sure which I
Guess I don't know I guess it's 40 bucks. I don't know what I was thinking 40 bucks not cash
I felt I felt and I walked out. I'm like, that's not great. I did the math. I did wrong math or something
I think I calculated. I'm like, all right
That would be 200 bucks and I left the tip 20% of being a scumbag
My okay also to not my defense by any means I'm wrong here for sure I dropped the ball
But I won't tell you what I left the Gallagher's the other night at the same time
I do think there is a little bit of a
slight to that guy of
like
What guy I'm giving you $200 a slight to who to the to the manager. No, not at all not at all
I don't know that I he's not when I wouldn't I wouldn't feel right
Leaving $200. Well, how do you feel now? I feel fine about it. Okay. I don't think I did anything wrong. I
Mean I I left the tip on a $200 bill. Listen, I'm not saying it was said. I'm not saying it was discussed
It a bald guy at the bar is never allowed back. Is that your buddy?
It could have went a couple different ways. He might not even have saw it looked at it or asked the servers
What he left?
So I've had some owners that didn't give a shit about that. I've had other owners that would be like, you know
What do you leave you? What do you leave you guys? I looked as a hundred? Oh, it's good. Let's say I was good
You know, he left me 40. Well, he left you fucking 40. Jesus. You believe that guy?
I don't really know him friends of his wife. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm not talking about you
It was in my building. I don't know. Yeah. All right. I I that's why I brought it up
I I knew I I had misstep a bit in that
Huh, whoo talk about kinky boots. That is like I didn't tip them either
Man, it's not embarrassing. It's all you left 20 bucks about it. I did leave 20
Did you really I asked for change. What'd you really leave 40 bucks 40 bucks?
Did you hold on? I guess I live in Asia. Did you make the total 40 dollars?
Yeah, I get it 4109. Okay. That would have been
Yikes, I don't whatever at the bar 40 bucks. No harm. No foul
Huh. Yeah, but you're also talking to two guys who like slugged it out in horrible restaurants
Yeah, so it's like I I want that server to be like I'm gonna make your fucking night
A couple of guys who worked for a living. I'm staying. Yeah, feel those cows was busy getting high in kitchen
I was working construction idiot. I wasn't getting high in the kitchen. I was getting high out back and I was getting drunk in the kitchen
There we go drinking cooking wine. Oh been there before
We're out of Marcellan's you cook it
We're out of Marcellan's Foley's fault that stuff give you a hangover
Alright, let's go. We got to get into it. This is a family episode gang as you know when you join me over the patreon over there
We will answer your garbage question on a air. It's just the best way to do it working through them. Daddy. Oh
Let's see here
This one's for miles brand new $10 homie never have on red you or anyone you're in your family ever framed a puzzle
That's a bad look
No, my family's ever done a puzzle. No, I remember my one family was a friend family friend
We would go over and they would do puzzles like as if I would be on like the dining room table
I'm like, what are you bozos don't have cable. What's happening here? You're all fucking the family matters is on
Fucking was sitting around doing a puzzle of the fucking Empire State Building
Which we tried to get my dad to do them was like a brain exercise
I think like last summer we were like fuck this eating them and stuff. Yeah, dude. It was brutal
Yeah, I don't know. We're just not a puzzle fat. My mom's never been like, let's get you a puzzle checkers connect force
I remember 3d puzzles got big they were at like Spencer's gifts or some hobby shop in the 90s
And like I think we were like, oh, that'll be cool like somebody was like, oh cool
And it was like a building
like you know like a skyscraper and then like you know grass and a park or and I
Mean it might have gotten like the sidewalk down and me and my brother were like fuck this. Yeah, let's go fun
Let's steal dad's seeds
We would Lincoln logs we would play with Lincoln logs and Legos. Yeah, I mean, of course
I'm an American at the end of the day. My dad was looking up
We'd make a like a little Lincoln log fort and then we'd put a couple of GI Joe's in the windows
You know, we get some tin foil roll it up into a ball and go back across the
Living room and fucking get to shoot the guys in the windows. That's fun
But like a kitty cat hanging off a tree beat it. Yeah
And then like the proudness to be like, I'm gonna post this fucking
Or whatever you lacquer it and put it up. I was always jealous of that shit though
That seems like an intelligent family that I know I know cuz my these kids that I live next to
They had like a they'd like a like a there was almost like a den
Well, like there was no TV in there was like a couch
There was bookshelves and there was like like tables specifically for like
Crafts and this and that man all that shit in there construction paper all that stuff
And they would have like puzzles out that they were doing like multiple puzzles like man, you guys are
You guys are good people
We were fighting over the last chicken cutlet
Couple of animals not a lot of strange
Yeah, man, that's a fucking it's a home run of a question
I guess it's like it is I guess it is kind of intellectual to be like oh we do puzzles
It's brain stimulating so frustrating though, but then the framing of it is the trashy
It's like you're classy cuz you're bettering yourself. You're working on your brain
You're not watching TV playing video games, but then it's like you're gonna hang up a puzzle like that's trash
That's not art
No pieces missing out of it and shit. I mean that was another thing they were never
The dog was eating home fuck it. You know, they were kind of everywhere
Yeah, they would never get framed but my grandma would do them on a mat and then glue them to the mat and roll it up
For what move them to the mat and roll it up for what? I don't know man store them
Yeah, would you do them with them with her? No, no, no, no, no original NFT those things
My name Mary Katherine is taking me to play bingo with her and the girls. That was a good time. I do that all day
Yeah, gambling's way different than puzzles. All right
Give me some action couple old broad chain smoking cigarettes, and I'm needy deep in root beer barrels. Let's go. Yeah
That was a good time. All right, this one's from Devon
Are you garbage if you use a leaf blower to get your fire pit started? That's pretty smart
Got a lot of likes in the in the old Patriot there, which I
Guess you need the constant oxygen like we remember we were at the when we did the camp and we're sitting there fucking fanning it
Poking it. I guess you hit that for 30 seconds a minute or whatever that'll fucking
It's pretty good. That'll get it cooking fire pits are pretty classy. I think depends. Yeah
Burning your trash not really you've anybody that burned leaves in your neighborhood. I don't think you were allowed in our neighborhood
No, not the burn. I don't think you weren't ours either, but guy behind us played by his own rules
And I'll tell you what it really brought in the fall man. It's not that you would smell the smell
Those leaves burning on a Sunday
Remember some real class in the oven a little married with children on deck for later that night out the Kelly
Let's go. That was her name, right? The daughter was Kelly. Yeah, I
Remember there was some classy neighborhoods in my area that the township
Everybody just pushed their leaves under the street like on it like they'd come and scoop it up
They'd come and fucking suck them up with this huge vacuum. Yeah, I remember being like, what are you paying taxes?
Crazy, dude for a long time
I had to put them in those fucking brown bags and God forbid it rained before trash day
Dude, fuck so many turn into 78 pounds a clip
That was a weekend in purgatory out there getting screamed at trying to get him in the and the technology
Was not there yet. Well, it's like trying to go to the moon in a fucking convertible. It was not there yet
And dude, we'd be getting yelled at we'd rip the bag with the metal rake and we
Got a township and get them what are you doing, dude fucking sucked. It was tough
I remember we used to do leaf piles jump out of the tree into the leaf pile. That was a good. Yeah, scare the shit out of the dog
That's fucking great. Oh what you'd be hiding. Oh, yeah
Hide in there. I know these there's like the bad kids in the neighborhood like collected every but like I don't know
They're walking around with tarps and fill them the tarp up and then dragging it. I used to love that
We did that landscaping and would do it like on like so like dude
It would be like something you would see like a stuntman jump out of into like one of those big pillows
You know what I mean, and they'd be jumping on like 30 foot trees and shit. I remember being like nah
I'll be on the deck if you need me
Home run home run of a question there. Yeah
This is was from Broja the Florida man putting an aftermarket backup camera on your car
That's a bad look. Yeah, I think as
A guy who had a 96 Chevy Lumina as my first car when everybody else had cool fucking, you know
We're like, where does it even go? What do we have a little receiver inside? Yeah, that's real Chinese insurance cam. Yeah, vibes
Yeah, it's not good. Just putting a webcam on a tourist. That's what you're doing
You're putting a webcam next to your license plate
Because that's where it's got to be to like have any real depth perception and make sense. Yeah
Yeah, it's dude when you try to make your car cooler than it is
It's I mean, that's also for backing up because those things are great for backing up
I know what's the screen looking like that's not in the dash. You know what I mean? That's like plugged into the cigarette lighter
That thing you need double a batteries for that or something that's what I'm saying
Nothing aftermarket unless you're paying the money right to be like, hey, I'm gonna pay
$5,000 to have the dash come off custom fit it the whole thing other if you're just doing it my ride
Who the fuck's doing that? I'm just saying like people put shit in their car like well
That's what I'm saying if it's not there where you're gonna put a TV in a car where there's not a screen
Look, you got a 42 inch flat screen
It's gonna look like shit. Yeah, that's right
The people that do that don't have the money to do it right anything aftermarket is garbage
For the most part depends
Depends. I mean you have a nice car and put aftermarket stuff on it. That makes sense. What what like some flames?
We don't know if you're doing like perform it for speed or whatever some not more comfort
Okay, there's different things you can add I'm sure okay
The key I roll stock by the way just in case you're wondering stock no add-ons yours
There's no options on that now option for some 12 year old to steal it with a fucking key fob
No, we talked about that. I still have the key. They can't steal mine. Wow. It's only the ones with the remote start analog
Yeah
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All right, this one's from Peter schnitzel don't think that's his government name
Is it garbage if your buddy is showing you around his new place with his wife and refers to their bed as the old workbench?
I
Buddy I'm doing that just got stolen if you don't walk into a couple's bedroom when they're giving it to her and say
That's where it all goes down, huh? It's where the magic
Everybody on MTV cribs used to say used to annoy the shit out of me. Yeah, fuck you get a new writer do something
You know that wasn't even their houses most of the time
Fucking crazy on this season who a friend of ours. I
texted her
Whitney Whitney coming
Like are you on MTV crib? She's like, yeah, why are you watching MTV?
Like catfish
If he likes a catfish out the knee I like the drama. Yeah, oh I do. I don't even like to see I
Don't even like the interaction once they find the person. I just like the proceed like I love law and order
I just like to found footage look get some fucking cameras in there. We it's all them on their cell phone
It's good feel bad for the people too
Man, that's a problem in this good. I mean, it's
Everybody thinks they get some hot chicks not me. It's I know what catfish is but this girl loves me
It's like it's so hot. We've been dating for eight years. I've never seen a picture. Yeah, I show up. It's going on. Yeah
Stop
It's a crazy place
This is from Tyler first time as a garbage if your family says coinkie dink instead of coincidence
My neighbor did that growing up. I heard I remember here and he goes, that's a coinkie dink
I was like, I'll be having dinner in my house
Real coinkie dink. No, we didn't say that. Yeah, that's a tough one. Did you say pediddle?
You know what a pediddle is? That's the guy you say away from on your block
It's a guy who gets handsy. What are you talking about?
Guys wants to play doctor with you
Hey come over see doctor pediddle. It's time for your weekly checkup when your parents are going get molested in Florida
No, we said pediddle when a car was coming the other way that had one headlight. You'd say pediddle and touch the roof of the car
No, no, we didn't have any weird stuff like that. That's how I'm crazy
Left $40. There was a thing. I
Left $35
Man
That's really gonna bother me. It should I
Don't know though. She go over there after the show
What the tip should have been that was the math I did on my head
I'm not saying it was right math, but that was the math I did on my head
You covered the tip at least if it was a $200 bill. It was still a nice day
It wasn't a $200 bill though. I'm not saying it was I'm saying the math in my head I go
All right, it's probably but also those appetizers weren't full appetizers at the same time. They weren't they were off the menu
No, but he didn't give us like full portions. I don't think really just like what do you want?
I'll bring out some stuff and it was just like tasting kind of hmm
Did you see those appetizers in those same dishes at any other tables? Maybe that's how they do it
I didn't look at any other small now. They were it was
It didn't feel like I know an appetizer. Will you give me that? I was in the room. I know an appetizer
You know an appetizer. I was like, oh, he's these are just like he I'll give you I'll get he's like I'll bring some stuff out
It was just like okay, okay
I left 20 bucks. What do you want 15 bucks?
Paddle it's a thing. Yeah, it started in the 1940s as a as a game. You were you're like, what 20?
For for kids who were driving around neck and yeah, so if you saw if you saw a car with a whole van's buff
Yeah, exactly. If you saw a car with one headlight out you'd say Paddle and the other person in the car had to give you a smooch. Oh
I know what I'm doing on the next road trip. It did. Oh boys
Oh
Atlanta to Charlotte's gonna be interesting
We didn't have any weird stuff like that the punch buggy obviously
That was a thing
Holding your breath at a cemetery was big for like a summer man
To hold your breath because it was like disrespectful or something wonder where you're no cuz you would die
That's what we were told. I remember I remember my mother telling me that when I was
Six try a cup of decaps really Jesus Christ this one up enough that you had to bless yourself when you go by a church
otherwise
Straight the hell I used to take the bus with all the Dominicans all the Dominican women in the Heights had to work in the morning
And I would I you could feel what I'd be looking at my phone
You could feel when you pass a church because everybody on the beat feel everybody's hands go up and bless them
So everybody
Alright, let's see here. This is from Nick
Long time ten dollar home and never have one red is a garbage to put the remaining salad dressing from your bowl back
Into the jar to save for later. Oh
Dude, what the fuck hit me up. I'll Venmo you five bucks for more crazy
That's cuz that's like mix like that's she's in there
Lettuce that becomes a different thing then went in there, which can I say this?
I know I'm a fat piece of shit
Hey, that is my favorite part of the salad when you get down to that nitty gritty on the bottom and everything's all
Chopped up and mixed together
I like a nice
Relatively dry moist fresh leaf at the top really couple pieces of chicken. Yeah, I like it all mixed in that's why the first time
I had taco salad. I was blown away. That's just a taco. What are you talking?
I mean the fact they call that salad is egregious and I'll never forget the first time
I had three salads today
First time I had it was a Friday night eating over my friend's house. So what do we have it herbs?
Mom was like, I'm making taco salad. I was like taco salad
Dude pulled out a fucking heavy bike jar of fucking hidden Valley Ranch
On the table fucking ground beef shredded cheese tomatoes on
We this might have been a southern thing, but did you boys grow up with Jello salad?
No, yeah with like like banana in it not always some mostly just different color Jellos
Yeah, I've been there that didn't make any we were Jellos
No, there was a there was a weird phase with Jellos where they started doing college
I was drunk. It was the 90s. They started making Jellos that like
Could stand on its own like they would you could make
Like letters out of it or something that's all I remembered you that was the marketing campaign for me was the letters and this like
You know, there was like Jello cutters. You would like cut
No, but they like changed the they did something they changed the formula. We put we put bananas in it
There's such a boost waiting that out was brutal
You know wait for dessert till like fucking 10 o'clock at night fucking. What are we doing here putting to a lot of times
I just went in early
So the instant stuff hit the market now, we never fuck with any of the first time I did job the consistency
It was Jello letters. Yeah Jello letters, but they sold them pre-made I thought I
Don't know her I
Don't remember
All right, this one's from Jackson
Never have one read at the tax man asks. I'm a $500 homie and this is a charitable organization
Shout out to him. Is it garbage if I popcorn at a movie theater without going to a movie and then leave and eat it at home
Yeah
Hear me out. I when I first read this I was like that's kind of trashy, but then like I
Think of in the city and you're like, oh, we're gonna go what if it's movie night?
And you live close to like an AMC and you're like, oh, this will be a fun kitschy way to like
Heighten you got to pay for the ticket though, right?
Can you say hey, I'm just gonna run and grab popcorn. I'm sure probably you think so out of some places. I don't know
I can see I can see you know what I mean like oh
Let's have like let's make tonight a little goofy and fun
And we'll you know, we'll have wine and we'll get you dots and we're you know snow caps or whatever
We'll make a thing out of sure that
That could be cool to me
But if you're just like eating it at home watching Sports Center, that's a little wonky
Yeah, also the prices on that. What are you doing? Call a Boreville Redenbach? Oh shit
That's a dollar clip get the movie popcorn microwave that put real butter on it. Man
It's nice. I remember you can get the convenience stuff delivered now
You can get the popcorn soft pretzels for like movie nights probably right? Yeah, I'm like Uber eats
Yeah, they take it from the movie theater. Correct. Yeah, I don't trust that at all. I don't trust those kids
I'm watching every step they make. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you're getting this shit from the bottom. No, I want the fresh stuff
I want to see the kettle get what you don't treat you don't trust the Uber eats people or the
The kids at the movie theater
I don't trust Uber eats. I want it. Oh, I don't trust them as far as I can throw them. I don't fuck with Uber eats
See, I'll never order like a fountain soda because it's just like that guy could just I just picture him taking his
Taking the lid off and putting his fingers
They do I would I would I get it
You don't think I'm not taking a couple of fries
Especially like it held up in traffic. What I just think if I thought of the way
If I thought of it, someone's doing it
Yeah, I thought you were gonna say sip. No
He doesn't
He gets nothing out of it, but just the fact sure I'm drinking his finger juice
He gets a man who used to deliver doordash for a living
Yeah, dude, you got easy access to the food a couple years ago
I got a delivery and this the drink had the straw in it
I'm not doing that
Like that at all. I'll put my own straw
I'll put my own fingers in my son and they never have ice
It's they give you like a lukewarm thing without he's hate that dude. It's crazy. Give me the ice
Because I tape it or she put like a safety seal. So, you know, it's been breached
We've talked about that a lot of people fucking they bitch about no ice
They're they don't want to they're not too much ice because they think they're getting more all you farted. I did not somebody did no
Killing them. We have a good vibe here. He's farted
Okay, guys, it's all right. Okay, move on
You farted you did you did I smell it I did not
Okay, okay, okay, okay, maybe like five minutes ago
What is it the fucking jet stream it would have got to you by then
But you did far while this show has been I have farted before. Okay. All right
Just immediate lying you can tell when you know like a deer in the headlights when you get called out
Also, well, I know it wasn't me and there's no way it made it to from Toby to me without passing you could be
No, he's got a fucking heat seeker on that thing. Oh, okay
I'm all right. Let's see here
In the same vein. This is from luxurious Lenny
We've done this in a live show before are you garbage?
Are you a garbage parent or are you garbage if you order hamburgers at McDonald's and
To save the 10 cents you put the cheese on at home
Remember we I think I was in Pittsburgh. Yeah, we had a question like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Mean what yes, that's crazy. Yes, the the amount of work that goes into that
We gave that I shit for it too, but he wasn't doing it in the car. He brought his own cheese in the car with them
I
Forget the application of that. Yeah, I forget how he did it. That is correct. He brought his own cheese and it was Vegas
I believe
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's Pittsburgh. I think that guy didn't know I was shitting on him
And he did not his wife submitted it and he was like I was like Steve's like, yeah, I was like, okay
I
Would have whooped my ass. Yeah
That
That's yeah, it's crazy. That's what are you doing 10 saying how many times do you eat where that moves the needle?
You can say 10 cents somewhere else is what I'm saying
Throw your car a neutral going down a hill or something and I'm too fat because they have the bet that their cheese is gonna be better
Than any cheese that I have that McDonald's yellow cheese. I don't know what they put in that shit
Oh, that's something else. Yeah, I don't know got me thinking now McDonald's no arts
All right, this one's from Erin ever get a cart and a cigarettes as a Christmas gift
No
Growing up a kid did a
Friend of mine did and he's no longer with us if that is it says anything
Any smokes left
Hey, if a bag yikes. Yeah, to me. That's why we were under 16. We were under 18 at the time got it from his parents
Yeah, it'd be what they'd be like kitschy if you're like, oh, I got you. I got you a carton of smokes
You smoke the heaters. You know what? You know why the parents probably did that. I'm sick of you smoking mine
No, they didn't even smell. I remember they got they didn't smoke. They got them sigs and condoms at 16
I was like, dude, who were your parents the Rolling Stones? What is this? I
Live with a guy who ordered cartons of cigarettes off the dark web
Yikes paid for it in Bitcoin. Why probably would have been like a bajillion dollars by now
I'm buying drugs and Bitcoin back in the day to regular cigarettes. No, they were like Cambodian camels
Remember camels with a K
Camel red camel reds with a K. My brother was smoking them back in the day with a same company. No, it's a different
I feel like I've taught I've done this with like a million people. That's crazy camels with a K
They were good
You can only buy them in certain certain gas stations and fill certain markets. They weren't like knockoffs though
They were good good heaters, huh?
Camels what you said you smoked them
What's with a K? Oh, I'm familiar. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know where they came from or what I don't know
What was what but that it was like janky because the logo was similar, but it was also a camel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Somebody had to buy somebody out
RJ Reynolds
Yeah
There was I mean, there is something where it's like, you know, there's a breakdown of it somewhere because I've looked before
My T bones doing it. Let's not do a couple more here
This is from RWM are you garbage if you prefer booths over tables at a restaurant, how does the bar factor in this is very in our
Wheelhouse is very in our wheelhouse
Most booths I can't fit in. Yeah, but
We were always table people
Really? Yeah, we were always a booth a booth even get a booth man
Maybe we were we were all we were a big booth family if there was a boo smoking booth
For sure corner booth. Oh, that's clean living. So I feel like a fucking good fellow. What are you talking about?
We were also a huge guy like me and if it was the smoking section people
I
Believe at a time. Yeah, I remember having like hop in run into like fucking gear rows or whatever and be like, hey
Yeah, how long is the wait for for smoking and then I've run back out and be like, yeah, we'll see this right away
Crazy, man. Just ripping a heater at the table multiple heats
We'll play with the ashtray. I know
Eat the what the fuck was off the crossword puzzle in two minutes. What else could be a smoke?
What do you got the bone? It's made by the same company. It's made by RJ Reynolds who owns camel
So we're like real camel cigarettes. Yeah, they they shelved it after for 60 years in
1936 and then brought it back in the mid-90s
But that's insane. That would be like if coke released coke with the K. It's all money
Yeah, but it's also just they don't give a shit brand deviation. It's like, oh, they'll try these. These are quiz or kitschy
It's different. I smoke camels with the K. We're talking about giving them free. Yeah, we're smoking things that check Reynolds
Consuming things that kill you. What do you mean? They think we're idiots
Got us by the balls. You ain't lying. Um
The smoking section thing I go I think to me I think booths are
Better, I don't know if they're classy or necessarily. I feel a table would be clear. I just only people behind me
I think a booth would be the more sought-out of the of the two booth or a table. Yeah
You got a little cubby you got your stuff over here
You never really hear a table if you have it you hear a booth if you have it
Yeah, they're more cozy better environment better. It creates a better you're in your own little hub over there
Any of you can get God if you're in the middle of the restaurant at a wide open table
But if you were in there with just your dad or your uncle or you and your brother or something like that
There was no birds at the at the go to the counter was all right
Counting it falling a man. I don't know if we were ever really
Huge, I mean when I was if I was with my dad and he was we were drinking he was drinking
I was at the bar for sure like gives him a coke. Yeah
Yeah, coke in the fucking your finest chicken fingers and french fries shut him up for a minute
Zip it up zing. Give me fucking ten bucks. Let's go play golden tea or something
Go play erotic photo
That was all right, that wasn't too shabby spin around get your little privacy
Over there in the corner
All right, let's do one more name. We got a rapper up there. Let's do two more two more. I apologize
This is from coal shawl or kale shawl. I can't tell
$10 investor. Do you open stuff with your teeth? Yes?
Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I do. I'm not like cray. I don't open
Fucking beer bottle. Are you stopping fucking cores like can't I I would do that to open the can what?
Yeah, no, I'm talking about your finger under there
Now I'm talking about like a bag or like a like an alcohol wipe or something like that
That's a good time. Yeah, one of those title that now the perforated edges or edges are a little better
But so yeah, sometimes they do yeah now they back in the day
They would miss the cut that wouldn't be there. So you really had to fuck her
Get it going. Yeah, a lot of stuff you could pick your teeth with that too once you get that time
Good times and this is from $10 hoagie shout out
That's a home run
This is
Is it garbage to eat your chips and salsa straight from the jar instead of pouring the poured into a bowl like a gentleman?
It is now is it here's my thing on that. I feel like it changes you have a head
It's not it's not as good. Yes, exactly, but I don't know why we're talking restaurant style chips
That could jam me up with trying to get it in there
Me you gotta you gotta crack it then for it gets wonky usually scoops are all right or the little fucking silver dollar
Jones, those are my favorite a little scoops are nice
But the fucking little little soccer Julia coins
All day long perfect service here at a rigid whole nine. Here's the thing. What's the thing?
You got till it's halfway empty
Yeah, then you're doing this you're doing this deal. Yeah fresh jar nothing better fresh fresh jar until it's a half a jar
Then you put in a bowl, but then it's all done too. You're like I'm finishing this
Unless it's also some saucer con queso you put that in a bowl throw it in a microwave 15 seconds come out
Little place called heaven
South of the border, baby. Let's go talking to me. We gotta wrap her up gang gang
We love you to death. Thank you so much
We got a thing to report might be a couple tickets left for the shows check out the live shows
Wrapping it up here the wrapping it up. We're coming down wrapping up
Providence in Boston Providence in Boston. Yeah guys. We fucking love you. Thanks for the support
See you next time. Peace