Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - There Goes The Neighborhood w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

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Yeah gonna be a good one I'm gonna kill myself Everything's going well I had a little bit of a quandary Okay If that's the right word the other night Probably not but let's see So I can't really

get a read on what the neighbors think of me on my direct hallway. Like open your door, another door, that's who we're talking about? That's one neighbor. Then there's two on this side. Okay. Okay. And then there's a nice young couple on the other side. Okay.

Kid looks like he does, you know, I don't know, IT or something like that. You know, a nice kid runner. It looks like a cross country. Can I ask you something? Please. Do they know what you do? For a living? No recreation.

I hope not but hearing that from the fucking housing board do what the hell's he been doing in there smells like that's a lot of potatoes I don't know I don't know what they think

I know there's I know I got a few guesses I mean when they see me walking the trash down in my bare feet with my Wolverine toes I don't know what they think. Part taridax. And I don't usually, on my off days on them over there, I like to relax. So, you know, I don't put the makeup on.

Buddy, to be honest, you're pretty relaxed on your corporate days, too. If I'm calling balls and strikes here, which is my job, you're a little, you're a relaxed. You're not a tailored fit kind of guy. I'm getting there, though. I got the trim. I got a little color. I got the hair. I'm working on it.

Don't push back. One step at a time, right, Luke? Baby steps. And what's the most important step? The next one. I was going to say lunch, but all right. gentlemen yeah i don't know what they think i think a lot of people see me in that building and they think to themselves what the fuck could this guy possibly do to live here yeah i think that's

what they because most you know most listen you're in show business the bottom rung am i you got a finger in the door we're trying to close it we're on the other eye we're on the other end pulling i told you we should get it with the friars club that's when you show business we're go over there and do dinner and stuff like that are you an entertainer shout out to pat i'm not going back since pat cooper passed man no place is going downhill all right we should maybe for what do you clip the maniac we should maybe for a patriot episode go hang out at the friatic we can get in look find out the details of the friars club if we need a sponsor those did be falling all over a couple of high class guys like you and me roll in there sir you're going to need to put a pair

of shoes on i didn't get refills on the iced tea i went there with costa one time at a nice lunch it was great. Maybe we'll do that, yeah. I'd love that. We'd go to dinner, hang out. Sure. Call me. Because you're an entertainer, right?

Okay. Podcasting and stand-up comedy. Yeah? I also do a little bit acting. Dabbling acting. You're acting like you got it all together. I'll give you that. Not anymore.

Stop acting. What could I do for you? You don't, I mean, I would say, like, let's say you were in a band or something, right? Like, you're not keeping nine to five hours. You're not putting a shirt and a tie in your finance vest and, like, hopping on a city bike and scooting to work. Yeah, but, you know, I, you know, I leave in the morning. Some heaters.

You know, I come down in the lobby when people are leaving and getting in their cars and all that kind of shit. I'm just saying you don't... I got a pretty decent whip in the garage. I'm just saying you don't represent a corporate guy. So I think they're going, what's he's not, you know, you're not in finance. No.

You're not in banking. No. So they're going, you know, you're a little... I would say there's a more creative, but then, like, you're not this is a shot at you One lady thought I was a baseball player Really?

No Okay No not at all Um Be pretty cool though Is that baseball Is he blind? Are you Babe Ruth?

The hell How are you doing? You've aged pretty poorly Um I don't know I'm just saying like if you were a band Like you would be cooler That's all

A little cooler Not, you know, walking around in your dirty end-one basketball shorts. It's enough about that. I retired those, by the way. Put them up on eBay. See what I can get. I owe them money. Hey, those Mayersteins are authentic.

That's not Mayo. I don't, I assume there's not a great opinion of me in that building. Okay. You know what I mean? Just not like bad, but just like, you know, he's the fat, slobby guy that I see that, I don't know what he's doing here You know what I mean That's not I'm saying

I don't know why you're pushing back But yeah I'm not pushing back at all I'm saying you're right Sure I stink Yeah So I love you though

I love you too pal I'm sorry to loot Oh I love you too buddy What Kippey said Goes double for me But you gotta be the neighbor That has a big smile Saying hello to everyone I feel like

I do And a lot of people fucking ice me They look They look at me I'm with them I'm with them too I got a couple people that I'm cool with

You're getting in the elevator. You're probably not going to say hi to me either. Oh, Jesus Christ. I hope this thing, hope this cable snaps and we plummet. I'm a big hold to elevator. People are like, oh, we'll take the next one. That's bad. That's not good.

I had this one lady. The dog wouldn't shut the fuck up. This dog wouldn't stop barking at me. Well, you'd even said. I'm trying to get on the elevator with it. She's like, it might be best if you take the next one. Sir, do you have cured meats in your pockets? This fucking little rat dog fucking barking at you.

You're well documented that if the dead. dog don't like you, you're jammed the fuck up. This dog's got issues. Homestchooled. I was like, I can fight with dogs. That dog's got a real attitude problem. Yeah, that was the worst because I like held the door for it and all that stuff. I'm trying to do a little chit-chat.

You know what I mean? Just let them know, let him know. I'm a good guy. You know, I got one friend, this guy hit him and his two sons. They kind of, you know, they're kind of cool with me. I got one guy Metzvan, older guy. I got one guy says, what's up? Man, you are really king, prom king over there, huh?

I got this one couple. They're both so attractive, this tall, good-looking black dude and his lady. They're so attractive. They look at me like I am fucking lawn furniture. Sure. And I try to be nice. Nothing. He even mean mugs me.

This guy would fuck me up. Him and that dog go after you. They don't got a dog. There's a little one? That's what I meant, you know, the one you introduced into the scene. I didn't take a swing to think this couple who I've never met had a dog who also didn't like it. I was talking about the dog you said. They got two little kids.

The kids don't like me either. Anywho, whatever. That's neither here nor there. I think it's everywhere. Yeah, it is. Like the walls are closing in. So the nice couple, the young couple. Yeah.

Which I would assume, you know, they're always walking, they're running. You know what I mean? I always see them coming back from Costco. they use umbrellas like they always have their umbrella at somebody who's got their shit together yeah there's a couple with two umbrellas yeah they know what they're

I feel Luke and his girl probably got umbrellas I hold what if you take one I hold you really walking down the street I hate it oh it tries me nuts plus my whole back's getting wet plus you got to put it mostly on them to be the good guy of course sucks that's why when you find one of those big golf umbrellas you fucking

steal it yeah get a get a what's it AIG umbrella or something like that yeah something bit woo whee what a wood wouldn't handle something you won for like closest to the pin or something i feel like mr peanut walking around with that thing always steal one of those when i can that's less than you kids out there find a big umbrella you fucking steal it those little shitty one stink but i digress either way based on physical appearance alone um i just assume these people look down on me

in some capacity you know what i mean whether it's my cholesterol my size whatever Anyway Give me, hey, how you doing? Whatever. The other night I'm coming home, let's say After business hours. Okay. Let's say it's about midnight.

After midnight. I walk by their door And their keys are in there. Whoa. In the lock and it's shut. And it's after midnight. No, it's, I assume that like, you know, I've done that before.

You know, you put, you open the door and you leave your keys there. Yeah, stuff in your hands, whatever. So I didn't know what to do, you know, if I was, I don't know, like a normal looking person, what are you doing that situation? I would probably take the keys. Really? I'd probably write a note, hey, it's Henry from across the hall. Your keys were left in your thing, slotted under the door.

Here's my cell phone or I'll be home probably for the next couple of days. I don't got a lot going on. Oh, see, yeah, you can do that. Why can't you do that? I don't know. No, you can. Luke? I would have loved it with a doorman.

There is no doorman. Oh, I think you've got the guy. It's a virtual doorman. Whatever. It's AI. Don't worry about Ronnie. You've been lying to me? No, I never said a doorman.

I'm super. Yeah, it's virtual doorman. Bowley, you stink. Ah, more Uber eats. Maybe you should think about some exercise. I was going to knock. It's a little late to knock, I feel. That's what I'm saying.

A note under the door. A note under the door. Why? That's not crazy. Then I have their keys. I don't know. I think they'd rather you have their keys for the night than some, a delivery. One of your Uber Eats guys coming and taking the keys and, oh, mom's the word.

Now he's got to be in a gym. He could be in a package room. He could be in fucking their apartment. That's no good either. I thought about that. If somebody came, if somebody came by, if somebody ordered something. Somebody came down the only was somebody ordered something. Yeah, somebody, yeah.

I went right to bed. These charges are erroneous on all accounts. And they got the cameras. My options were knock and let them know or just fucking keep it moving. I don't know if you can keep that. That'd be on my conscience. That's all I'm sharing. Really?

I sleep like a baby. To be honest with you. I think I get why people don't like it. Well, here's the thing. It's like, I don't know what they think about me. and I assume it's not good. I mean, why would it be? You know, I'm just the fucking slob at the end of the hall.

Hey, unless I've seen a couple. You know, two three things. You know, I've been in, you know? Then it's a whole different ballgame. I don't know. I don't want to have somebody's keys. What if I had the keys and they were murdered? You got the cameras.

You're fine. Also. There's the work. Listen. Been lying the whole time. There's the door man. There's their AI cameras. Listen, there's no way.

If they were. murdered guy like you would they go you like oh I saw their keys I took them they'd take one look at you what about the cuts all over my hands and the defensive wounds that goddamn dog in 3C

piece of my clothes yeah I mean that's what I would do maybe to try to like in the note to try to win them over a note maybe put like what if you were on the other side of that door and it's midnight and a note went sliding under the door you'd be shooting through the goddamn door at me

Just be shotgun holes fucking No, I don't think I'd be that nuts You're pretty nuts I'm crazy Pretty scared too Very true

Well documented Scaredy cat If I was at midnight And a note slid under my door I'd fucking freak out I'd be up on the roof And I'd fucking go to the other apartment And fucking sneak down the firescape

Catch them from the inside That's how they get you Then I come up and I get them Yeah Uh no I would I mean yeah maybe it's scary But it's like For you'd pick up the note

And hey it's Henry Enforcy They don't know me Yeah, hey. They don't know me my name. Okay, it's the fat guy that you avoid eye contact with down the hall. All right. You know me.

Stop acting like you don't. Are you writing this down? And they've seen you press the door close button while avoiding eye contact. Yeah, they have. They've been with other, they've been with friends. They all step up to the front like it's full. Ah, sorry. On your room back there.

Yeah. It looks like I could sneak in the corner. Nope. Yeah. Yeah. So I just... You left it. I think that's okay, too.

I mean, you know, it's not the best move, but it's, I, you know, it is what it is. It's not the craziest move. No? I don't think so. I didn't even think, take the keys leaving note. Mm-hmm. Hmm. That's pretty good.

That's what I would do. Maybe you sell them to like you're not some slub? I guess. Right? Like the YouTube URL down or something. Sure. Hey, are you garbage? You can check me out on my IMBD.

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Of course, we love you. All right, but all that's neither here nor there, gang. We got a gosh darn family episode to get into. As you know, when you're joining the old Patreone, you can ask your garbage question, and we'll read it on the air. You'll get to ask the brain trust, the garbage brain trust. The garbage think tank. We are the authorities on this.

Rightfully so. And I see a lot of these AYG questions popping up on a red carpet and stuff like that. Easy, easy, easy, all right? Listen, I don't need no beef with fucking, you know, Ellen DeGeneres or fucking E. entertainment that at sea crest could have us fucking turn our chips off right now if you wanted to turn his whole screen black at sea crest pockets run deep all right very deep the kid's a worker uh so did we say before so is that rob low shout out to rob low friend of the show friend of the show guys working one of our best guests he's out there doing it i'd be doing nothing i certainly won't be

returning keys i'll tell you that i have a key guy for that sure um all right let's see here We got a couple, this is, you know, if there's, there's some shows that just get, there's some questions that just get the show, which the show is, you know, has been derived from our lives and, you know, our psyche, our makeup, this one, everybody's been there and it's just never been articulated, I feel. Okay. This is from Sticky Vicky, great name, by the way. How long is too long to be doing laundry without any detergent?

that's that means like you've you've done everything you can to get the little bit out of the bottom there's something in there you're filming it this is what I'm saying but there's something in the machine right you wouldn't drink that water uh probably not no and also like the way those things work there's like the container like the thing that the you see have the drawer or whatever you pull the drawer out push that in that stuff's got a lot of gunk in there and that water shoots in I don't loosen up some stuff. And listen, I would say, I would say two cycles. I would say if you realize you're out, well, the thing is, you've been draining the thing pretty, you know it's empty.

And you forgot about it. Talking about the bottle? Yeah. What about you done the water? You've done the water. You do the cup. Hey, get what you can out of there. You put the cup under the filter, dump it, swish it around.

Right. So you've not, you've gone about three or four washes where it's been getting real. low. If not, you know, it's low. This is with some type of soap, though. You're not dead. It's not completely out. You're getting the water out of the bottle. You're shaking it up. You're doing all that. You're throwing all the dance moves you can at it to get all this. Any sud you can. This is, this is you turn the faucet and nothing comes out of the soap. So now you're saying two. I'll give you that one. Raw dog wash. I'll give you that raw dog wash. Because you're there. You're like jammed up. You could have work. I got some. I got a hot date. I got to get these. And listen, at that point, you're just trying to get the sweat. and probably a barbecue sauce out of your clothes at that point. Oh, I'd be in trouble. Sure.

But I usually pre-wash with a little dawn. I would also, I mean, that dawn can get real bubbly and fuck your stuff up. I've done a good amount of time that doesn't bubble up, but has the stain removing power? Like the shout. I'll spray the shalt in the water a bunch. Get, you know, that gets it enough soapy. Can I give you something that I've done in the past? What?

Take one, two or three them dryer sheets and throw it in there. Don't hate that. That's kind of soap. That's kind of, at least it gets to smell. Sure. Because the water, whatever. So I'll give you that first one because you get there. Oh, God, there's zero soap.

You should have known because you've been really scraping the bottom of the bowl. Then you get that one. I'll give you that one. And then I'll give you that one you come back. You forget again and you get back there. So two. I'll give you two. But then after that, I mean, we're going on a month now.

You knew you were getting low on soap. Yeah. With me, it really depends on the garment. If it's undies and stuff If it's jeans, t-shirts If I pre-wash with the dawn All right, but towels I can't raw dog my towels

I come out worse somehow Dude, my towels Mine are bad My shelf life is brutal I get one wash It smells like a fucking aquarium You gotta get new ones That's just in there at that point

And then when they rewet them It reactivates that dog smell I got it Buddy I'm right there with you My wife goes Like you know We'll do the watch. She'll grab one that I've been using.

She'll be like after it's like clean. Mm-hmm. And she'll be like, it's gross. It smells like a homeless. I can't. I don't know. Get that on you. I think I'm just a wet guy.

I think I got to do a better job drying off before I use the towel. You know what I've been doing? I haven't been getting out of the shower until I'm somewhat dry. I open the curtain. I do this. You do that. But then I bring the towel in. I know, but that towel is still soaking that water.

I'm saying I got a I got a big body. I got a lot of folds, a lot of flaps. It ain't cute. Hey, you're talking, I got a mall. That's what I'm saying. So I think I got to get more of the heavy excess water off. I got to dry my, I got to, you know, there's too much water going on that towel. That's my problem.

As I've gotten older, I've become the girl on the bus with the wet hair. Have you noticed? I have. Like, how much, like, this summer, I was, like, my hair was, like, wet. You're a wet guy. I know. Slimy, man. You got to.

Sticky Vicky. I've repurposed myself a little bit to make sure I give that good, which, which, call it because like sometimes I'll feel my hair and it'll be all wet and in the summer that makes you sweat even more doesn't stick the the shower doesn't stick yeah george just stands it didn't take yeah um great question though that was when I lived my my first summer of my first kind of real experiencing with showers just never sticking was Temple University freshman year me and flip Johnson and Hardwick ninth floor no AC You're talking

Is this a dorm? Yeah, you're no AC No AC They got them the year after we moved out What? Crazy It was crazy Was that a money thing?

They just were old buildings And they didn't have enough window units There was no central air in there So there was no window units We're on the ninth floor Think top floor Maybe there might have been ten floor I think we were the top floor

You must have been kicking in the spring Dude Spring we moved in in fucking like August 28th That's not going to be good for the mixers Swing and a miss Hi, it's hot. Calling you the Pitt brothers. You're a sweaty guy as it is.

That's when you really had to start, I had to start shower. I had to, like, set an alarm for like five in a morning to shower. Why? Because it wasn't hot out yet. I mean, you start, dude, somebody brought a thermometer on the floor below us, and it was like 98 degrees in their room. Dude, you're talking North Philly Labor Day weekend?

Are you kidding me? That North Philly heat. It's like 10 degrees hotter. I used to sleep with the fans in the bed, like at our feet. Oh, I love that. It was all right. But that's when, I mean, a shower didn't stick. If you showered at like 4 p.m.

And you're sweating. Oh, you're done. You had to go sit in a cafeteria, which I didn't mind because that's them chicken tendies. We're a plenty. Get cool off in the library. So that's the official verdict. Two cycles. You give them two cycles.

That's what I would say. Until it starts going like, what the fuck. I do the same thing with brushing your teeth. You get a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. And at some point, you're like, I can. can't get nothing you got to get on that yeah give it to you um i like it great question great question let's see um this one's just funny this is from john no h ten dollar home slice never have one read have you ever found a rock and thought it was worth money that is dirt bagman

for sure yeah oh i could probably get why it's like way would it might be a meteorite uh-huh yeah you get you know you catch those every once in a while at a lake you find an interesting one like yeah but it's like i don't know the market listen i i used to be as thermomomom mite or something like that. It's not the right word. I used to be into the collection of rocks and quartz myself. I thought I had a rock tumbler trying to make some cool rocks. Sure.

It didn't work. It's like seven days. I think it was longer than that. I need a dopamine hit down. I thought I was going to pull out like gold or something. And my stepdad's like, yeah, check it back in March. I ain't got fucking time for that. The market's up now.

I'm trying to move these courts, baby. I got precious stones. I got a couple of hot seats coming in an hour. I got to follow you Trying to vent some gear A couple of hot seeds coming in They're going to be They're going to be pretty upset if they get here

And there's no fucking merchandise So buddy, start thinking Start spinning that tumbler quick All I got is seashells And they don't fuck with the beach Woo-wee Those boys mean business It's crazy

It's crazy that you can polish a rock, though, and then that's what it looks like. Yeah. Like, it's beautiful. Beautiful. That whole thing's beautiful. So that shit down ashore. Uh-huh. I saw a buck for that.

Down and shore. That stuff fascinates me, though. Sure. Geology. Is that the right word? I think so. Rocks and all of it. How old they are.

Yeah. And how long they'll be here after we're gone. A long time. How did they say? I check the watch here. You ever see those guys That find the things inside of them The fossils

They're all snails They're like round And they have this little rock And it's always by like a river And they crack it in half And it's always a snail That's a setup You think

I bought them at the fucking Franklin Institute That's like a jawbreaker It's always a snail I can you never find like a saber tooth In one of those or something Didn't why aren't we just I feel like I'm living Fucking deja vu

We were just somewhere I was watching somewhere They were explaining the levels of sediment And, like, those organisms were the first ones to get God or something? I don't know what the point I'm talking about. No, we were on Tiger Belly, and George was saying that he didn't believe in the dinosaurs, that the dinosaurs that could run fast were the last ones to get it. To escape the lava or something.

That guy's kooky, but dinky. Whatever religion he was quoting. Shout out to George. An old crew over there, Tiger Belly. Yeah. And bad friends. And bad friends. Shout out to the L.A., what do they call that?

The L.A. Contingency. are homies out there in L.A. Yeah. This is an, it's called an ammonite. Ammonite. The snail looking fossil. Yeah, why was there so many of those? They're extinct marine animals that live just like by that, by those areas, I think.

How the fuck did they get stuck in there and become a rock? I don't get it. You know what else I don't get? I keep seeing all these things about what the Romans did. You couldn't do a shower? Like the aqueducts? The, the, the, the, um, the, the, um, the, the, um, the, the, the, um, the, the, the, um, the, the, the, the, the port at Carthage.

Have you ever seen that? It's this crazy military thing with stone and bricks. Yeah, I don't think showers were like their top priority. Why would? That's it making. Huh? The ancient Romans had showers in the, but it was primarily bathing in the bathing houses,

but they would do showers. So they were keeping it clean over there. Oh, yeah. I mean, they famously were the first people keeping it clean. No shit. Yeah. It's funny.

You read this stuff and see stuff about Louis the 13th and what's the broad's name, Marie Antoinette. Yeah. That place was a dump. They were shitting in the hallways and stuff like that. Because that was after the dark ages, so then you kind of have the enlightenment coming back again. They lost showers? Yeah.

What the fuck? Gave up on science. I don't get all that time. I'm not a big period. It doesn't add up. I'll tell you that right now. Something's missing. I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

And it's not my dormant. Regardless of what you heard. All right, let's try something new. The boys got a new segment sponsored by the good folks over there at Cash App. Cash App, the gentleman's money application. That's right. Cash App is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner.

See Cash.com for more details. Listen, so as well documented, the boys have been jammed up for a very long time, in and out different times of our life. Some would say currently. Like a lot of listeners of the. show who are jammed up yes so um if you're on the patron you know we've opened up uh opened it up that uh this for this little also let's pull the fourth wall a little bit we cash shop wanted to as a sponsor the show they wanted to do some stuff we were like we only want to do it if it's cool

and it's fun and it like works for you know if it makes sense and it's fun okay why what thought it was the check. So we kicked around some ideas, and I thought it would be funny if the homie, or the homies on Patreon, got to write in how they're jammed up and what they need the money for, and then we'll send them the money via cash out, baby. That's what we're doing. Genius. We're trying to unjam up some of the people.

Sure. Shout out to it. All right. This one's from Mikey G. I spent all my VA money on new tires. I just need a little scratch to get by with this broad I met. Nice. Holder, I take her somewhere fancy like Olive Garden if you can hook me up with 80 bucks.

Set him a hundo. A hondo? You need to. You need dessert or something like that. All right. Who was that? That's Mikey G. Mikey G.

You got a hundred company on cash app from the good people. Cash up. No, at Kevin Ryan. That's unfortunate. I don't know what's just coming from my personal cash. I split it with you. Just send me to request. Okay.

It's also so funny, man. All of, it is, the listeners of this show are just like hive-minded. It's all one, one for all, the struggle. It's like, even the people who aren't jammed up were like, I'm not jammed up anymore. I sent you one. But to whom it made concern And my boss is really puffing my boss I am not your partner, H. Foley, I swear to God.

P.S. I found your keys in the door. They get it and they were also like, hey, hit me with it. Walt, they started wanting to help cash out the other people. Oh, that's awesome. I know. And also some were just like, hey, I'm not jammed up anymore. Other people could use it more than I can. Listen, we got the best guys. Gals. Sponsorship, notwithstanding.

Mm-hmm. Cashap really is the gentleman's move. Fucking Cashap. There you go. No. No questions. Trademark that. Whew, whew, let the whistle.

Squeeze a little more. Hey, had to wet the whistle. Cash app. Wet your whistle with cash app. That's pretty good. Well, dude. All right. This one's from Jack Human.

Had to leave my driver's license at my local watering hole to open up a tab when I wanted to pay in cash. That's, dude, that is jammed up. The bartender's, your cash ain't even good. Have you ever run out of an Uber or not an Uber of a cab and left your wallet? Here's my wallet. I'm just running to grab something. Have you ever had to leave your wallet anywhere so you knew they were coming back?

I've had to do it more than I can't remember. I've done it with like my cell phone maybe. Yeah, the cell phone. If I'm running across the street to like get. I think shut off anyway. I found that in a bathroom, sucker. I've done that before with stuff like that. Yeah, you have my phone or whatever.

I'm with you. All right. He's got to leave his driver's license. I'll leave my driver's license at my local watering hole to open up a tab when I wanted to pay in cash. I guess he's like, just keep running the account, but I'm going to pay in cash at the end of the night. They know my credit ain't too good. So you got to do what you got to do. Sure.

I gave them my credentials. I ended up drinking more than the cash I had on me. slash available to me, and now I'm jammed up and driving without a physical license over here while they hold my ID hostage for the $98 tab. Can you help a homie out where some ever love you's? Hit him. If there's anybody that gets the show and has struggled with the same struggles, it's Jack.

Shout out to you. You got your 98 coming. Go get your license out of hot. Shut up to Jack. I got a job interview. Shelly, give me the ID back. Send him 100. Now he's got two for a quick pop.

Stop giving my money away. What are you talking about? That way he's got two for a quick pop. Two for a quick pop. I think pops are a little more than $2 of his tabs, $98. $105. Getting real loosey-goosey with my cash around here. Oh, God.

All right. Let's see. This one's from Nolan. Looking for $6.99 for a rotisserie chicken from shawls. What a sweetheart. That I'm going to eat my mail truck at work. Maybe a couple of bucks for a vitamin water, the 50-cent one. Shout out to it.

Sold. Sold, $6.99. What's a bike? Give me the MSRP on a vitamin water. Hit it with an even 10. A tenor. You hit me with a 10. I got you.

I'll cash app it to you. $259. $259. Let's give me an even $12. There you go. Now we're talking, Kit. You're a pack of gum, huh? Walking around.

I'm going to fucking handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving. What's going on? Cash app you at $12. one for this is so great this is actually going to be coming from my personal cash why I got you said I'm 15 what I like this all we got a whole operations I like this all right we got a rotissory chicken uh-huh we got a license at a hawk at the bar maybe a pop afterwards we got a guy on us you got a guy on a guy trying to impress a lady taking out to a nice casual dining facility uh-huh American company love it Italian American

I think doors coming. Recently had to move back into my parents' house with my eight-year-old son after separating from his dad trying to save to get a house would be so grateful for any help. Whoa. I don't think I got a down payment on me. I'm going to have to talk to the good folks at Cashab. How do you feel about a nice rotissory chicken dinner?

Do you like vitamin water? What are we thinking here? I don't know. Part of me wanted to kind of vet these prior to reading them live on air. A down payment? No, I can't get it down payment. What are you thinking? I don't know.

I'll defer to you in this position. I defer back to you. Okay. Let me ask my financial advisor, Kippie. What do you think? You should talk to Kevin Ryan. What are you thinking? Listen, obviously, you know, it's something to help out.

Just something to help out. She's not expecting it, you know. Listen, I don't have first, last, and security deposit on me. Let's do something to help you out this week. Love it. Let's do 100 for bills and 100 take your parents and the kid out to a nice dinner. That's what I'm talking about. How you doing?

200 bucks. Shout out to Lippy Kippy. There you go. That's all right. Sorry you're going through that. Sorry. All right, this is fucking actually really sick. All right, hold on.

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Congrats, buddy. My phone service is spelled wrong is about to get shut off because I haven't paid it. Would really appreciate it. What's a standard? How's he going to make the calls tell everybody's got you got a new baby? Yeah. You got to make the calls

You got to be able to make the call, send the text What's a full-blown plan? Unregulated, no $115 a month? Yeah, they're saying around $150. $150? Boom, done. I feel like Judge Judy up here.

Boom, $150 for the phone bill. For some reason, the kid ain't yours. Send half back. That's for the family plan. Family? Well, this guy's starting a family. Yeah. There you go.

Boom, family plan. Couldn't be any better. Cash app here to do it. I like this. Turning me on a little bit. We've got to talk to Cashab about how we're getting this back on the back end. On the back end. All right.

Then this one's just funny. This will be the last one. This is from MF. This is a prediction on how the boys get jammed up for a wire frog case. What is that? This is how the boys get jammed up in a wire fraud case. Shout out to you. Awesome.

That was a lot of fun. We'll do another one in a week or two. When you're sending money, use cash app. Yeah, shout out to the good folks of cash app for letting us have some fun with that. That's a good freaking time. When you pitched that to them, they had to be like, this is great. Yeah. I don't think I pitched it to them.

Huh. I got to be honest with you. I don't know where that came from. They said, would you do this? I said, sure, that's fun. Yeah. I love it. All right, let's see here.

This one's from pork roll Somalié, $10. American trash never have one read it is it garbage to have a picture of the pope on your fridge my mom got the picture in the mail from the diocese and she acts like it was a personal postcard from the man himself uh too betty that is an older irish catholic thing they really get into it and to me for what i've seen it's when everyone moves out of the house a lot more right knowing they're like empty nesters there's not as much time in the day they really start They do get a little more religious, don't they? Yeah, they got nothing but time.

Their Sundays aren't filled with taking care of the kids. They're starting to go to church more. My mom goes to 7.30 mass like twice a week. Yeah, it's what it is. Go to the fucking nine. What are you doing? Uh-huh. She likes it.

It's quicker. Yeah, or she can smoke in there. I keep you. It's like flights out in the morning. You get the early flights always on time. 7.30. It's when you run around 9. They start running it a little late, or whatever, whatever.

God love her. Yeah, my same with my mom. Every time I'm there's like a new thing. There's a new thing. like the little prayer card. It's also more and more people start dying. So there's more and more prayer cards. They're going to more and more services.

There's more and more this. How do you feel about prayer cards on the kitchen, on the refrigerator? Yeah, we got a lot of them. Irish Catholic family, you know, it's always, you know. That that Gala cross on the back. I think always freaked me out. Yeah, we got.

Storming Mordor or something like that thing. The rock cross, the stone cross. A lot of times it's like, they're like made it. out of stone. That scares the shit out of it. The Pope I like, though. I respect that. Yeah, we've never been a big Pope guy.

We're like a, we're big in the Saints. Oh, this is this. This is this. St. Patrick. And then like whoever passes, like whatever connection they've had to somebody, that guy comes in kind of. But yeah, it's, there's more and more of that happened. I know it's because this is when I was a kid.

But if I was doing that, the three would be Pope John Paul. Because he was, that was my pope. Yeah. Yeah, that was my guy. She seemed a little bit more, I don't know. I guess it's because I was a kid. I seemed more legit. I don't know.

Plus that time he got shot and he lost all that blood and he still lived. It's something there. Guy Fierry. No, him, Reagan, and Lou Holtz. That would be my three. Hold on. I got to sweat. Pause.

Maybe Sinatra. Yeah, but you're all right. Or Kennedy. How old are you when Kennedy was shot? That's 13. When Kennedy was shot What do you mean? I would have been in the Vietnam War

That's what I'm asking I wasn't born yet He got shot in 63 All right Right 63 November 22nd 1963 It was a setup

Fair enough Jesus Jesus Um No I don't know Kennedy was always big The Kennedys were always big In our house

John John was big in our house Yeah never in ours really Really Oh, we loved them. I remember the day that they died. We were in New York. We were living on the Upper East Side in the studio, me and my brother.

I feel like it was a Saturday. Right? When John John's plane went down with his wife? I don't know the fucking guy. John F. Kennedy Jr., everybody called him John John. Yeah, not every. Listen, I know what you're doing. I've seen him riding his bike once up there.

You're stealing Valor. You're stealing Kennedy Valor. 1999. Yeah, 1999. What was it? Aviation dead, let me see, let me go in. Flying a plane like Dan Tuckett or Martha's Vineyards. Whole family's cursed.

That would be stupid to be flying your own plane. Nuts? Yeah, he crashed the plane, light aircraft off Martha's Vineyard. Damn. July 16th, 1999. Does it say what day it was? I think it was a Saturday. I'll find that.

I remember going out to Martels after that. The burgers on English muffins. The best. best way to grief after my close boy John John John John A little brunch Friday Friday

Okay Way off Fuck All right Let's see here This was from Conniss $10 homie never had one read Are you garbage if her parents got divorced

And your mom sold the wedding ring To take you on their dream vacation Mom sold her wedding ring And took me and my grandma to Italy where my former stepdad had always wanted to go. My former stepdad had always wanted to go. Her mom got a divorce.

From the stepdad. He always wanted to go to Italy. She sold the ring. The stepdad gave her as a vendetta like these Italians do. That's all right. Imagine cheers him with like an apparel spritz over there or like a fucking Morietti beer or whatever they're called.

A little more cavitelli for everybody. How sweet it is. I never liked that. That small dick, base dude anyway. He knew how to buy a ring, though. Cheers, that's got to be, like, what? Five, six, seven, ten G, something? That's like heist type shit where you're over there.

That's, that's, that's like the Italian job. That's a fucking, that's Machiavellian. Man, listen, there's, that is like just sweet, sweet. Man. Go fuck yourself. This is what I'm doing. You were a piece of shit. I'm going to take.

We don't know any of this, by the way. She could have been stepping out on them for all, you know, probably was over there banging all these Italian dudes. No, that's awesome. That's really. That is like a dirtbag. That's a respectable dirtbag move. You tell someone that of like, hey, my husband was, I'm assuming not a great guy. I don't know, but like if that's the narrative she's telling, no one's good.

And she goes, I sold the ring, took my mom and my daughter, three generations to Italy. That's the fucking Julia Roberts movie you want to see. not eat prey love but she kind of sandbagged that guy anyway I never saw it I never got it It wasn't like anything They just broke up or something We've done this but

That was a movie for my mom I didn't really Yeah that's like what the broads were watching But that's what I had to watch it I was a Brockovich man Oh yeah Come on Albert Finney Give him the Oscar

Him I didn't care about him She was great He was great He was a caliente I like her in the Mexican I like she's look good in the Mexican American Mexican Brad Pitt Nah

Ah it's a good one Is Swayzy and Aaron Brockovich Swayzy No that's Aaron Eckhart Yes That was one of his first roles He has a little ponytail in it He's all right

Motorcycle guy Yeah But he was a good house guy too Took care of the kids All that stuff She was out doing Whatever the fuck she was doing Um

But that's the That's the Julie Roberts movie you want to see She pawns the ring Takes the family over to Italy Yeah, there's something about that in the dirtbag of, like, you know, that's like what you do to your butt. Like, you can't get me, you know, like, I'm getting, it's the last laugh type thing.

It's like I put up with your shit long enough. Yeah. Whoa. You wanted to go? Well, you shouldn't have been sleeping with so-and-so down at the water. Hanging out with Elaine Bryant. Good for them. That's great.

Garbage, yes. Garbage, yeah, but power. I mean like a respected dirtbag move That's chess That's dirtbag chess I love it And I couldn't I mean

If someone did that to me I'd be like That's what I'm saying I'd give him the I'd give him the fucking Michael Kane Yeah At the end of Batman

Fucking What was he drinking Frenet or something like that I'm a big if you If I get got I respect the getting got Really? Yeah

I ever tell you I got my car Catch in your sleep We used to We used to in high school Egg 1 kids car a bunch buddy of ours i told you this but then i got egged one time by a bunch of kids i was cruising me and viny with the skinny aluminum cooking down something some road a lot of hills lined with

fucking evergreen trees that backed up to a basin so there and then there's no turn into that neighborhood like that's fucking sniper alley oh dude we had a row of trees that we used to fucking come out like fucking the jolly men of the woods dude you couldn't tell me and viny were so do we You just got three cases of beer. We're going to this house party. You couldn't tell. We were, I had a heater going. I had 50 cents.

I got yoke all over by Tommy Hill figure. How am I going to score with the chicks now? I was bumping, you know, probably at that point, 50, you know, some, some G unit or something. I respect it. Vinny's got a Marlboro menthol going. I got the Marbley cooking. Boom. Cigarette lighter in a car had to hold it in.

Because it didn't push you. Vinny was a Marlboro menthol. Yeah, still is, I believe. He might have switched to them 72s or something. He's squirrely to keep tabs on. Young kids smoking thick menthols is tough. That's a, that's, that's, that's a certain, yeah, you can see the, put the binoculars on. You see the trouble coming.

You don't have to be Miss Cleo's, you know, this is going to pan out. He's in the drugs, Matt. Oh, no. Uh-huh. And it always suck because I would always run out, right? And he always, I was never like the backup pack guy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He was, he'd come out with the pack he was working on and then a full pack as well. Because I think at that point his parents were buying, like he was getting them. You know what I mean? So it was very like, he's also a red flag too. He was very into, he also, I don't think he started to like kind of later than the rest of us though. but he was always heavy and he always had a pack in his car like an extra

solid move great I mean Vinny was a great shotgun guy and he so I whenever whenever I would run out of Sigs I didn't need anymore I'm already cooking through smoke down yeah and he'd give you one of those

like when Sam Talent gave me that American spirit at the blackjack table four in a morning you're handing me a fucking piece pipe no thank you I'll stay I got the hiccubs going Ay, caramba

Those American spirits, man You'd be smoking that thing till Tuesday The fuck is in this Start aging real quick Smoking DMT Oh god damn boy Yeah I don't mess with that But we were driving down this hill

So it's like we're already picking up speed fucking Friday and I couldn't tell us shit I remember thinking I remember being like we are fucking these are the days you know

to the days we won't remember with the friends we won't forget that half a dozen of brown hit the fucking side of the car do do do do do this is like fucking man it's just sound like

suppression fire coming from the tree line dude and I Generation kill I fucking wrongly turned my windshield wipers on and that's smeared

that dude we were flying blind for a minute. It was a whiteout, dude. I slammed down. I pulled off into, like, a, there was a small little, like, shoulder, like, the area, whatever, like, utility or, like, a fire hydrant would be or something.

I had a little area I pulled off about a hundred yards away, and you just heard all, like, I couldn't see shit. It was dark out. These motherfuckers just laughing, running into the night. I was like, me and Vinny,

standing there, still got the heater going. And I went, you know what? They got me. They got got. Nothing. I've gotten a lot of people. These kids have gotten me. Passed a baton onto a new generation.

All's fair and love and war. They got you in the windshield. Calked. Man, that's dangerous. Calked me. Dude, I was fucking flying blind, dude. Like a Brad Pitt, F1 back there. Fucking freaking out.

That reminds you of another time. Me and Pat were, I don't know if I told you, we were driving down to a Phillies game, Dollar Dog Night, Woodhaven Road. It was like a highway and a piece of car. This girl, he was dating this girl. I think I told you. I was having a little dating to the girls' friends.

So me and Pat are in the back seat, having a couple of roadies, right? You know, or 17 going down to... Sure. They're driving. The two girls are up front? Two girls are up front. Did they rip heaters? Yeah.

We were a heater crew, dude. Marmenthall lights. How you done? Like a classy bread. High school girls smoking heat. Bad news. That's all I knew. High school girls smoking heaters, dude.

We were a heater crew. Post up, have a heater. Let me get my head straight. But a piece of cardboard flew up and covered the windshield. I never told you that. Dude, like, we were in a white Jeddah. These two rich brons had a white, we'll go out of white jetta. You must have bitched up quick.

No, they start. Turn off. The driver closed her eyes. This girl Allison put her hands on her eyes. How are you doing? You dumb, bro. I literally got beers back here. I had a moment alike.

I looked at Pat I'm like Well this might be it Like what We just got into Billy Joel So it was like the good die young type thing And I Hey at least I don't think we got late

Yeah at least they do You go with two chicks A couple of meters go With a six are between me My best pal They were both rock hard When we found them Not a bad way to get

Not a dude 17 What's better than that You and your Oyster Colt was still playing on radio it's probably 50 cent again yeah tearing it's up one's got egg on them no shit uh-huh what'd you do they slid they she covered her eyes and i remember i think we were i don't know i think it finally just like caught another gust of wind and flipped off

but i mean there was about four seconds after a girlish shriek from kevin ryan no i remember being like after that he was friend zone folks You're going to need a fresh pair of underwear. Any one of you braw's got a pair of they got a set of them thongs laying around. You walking on a pair of juicies for rest of the night? Anybody want to go and halves on a pair of solo yoga pants? Man, those things hit. I've said this before, but those solo yoga pants hit.

Someone's not getting into college trouble. Someone's not getting them from behind their desk for an hour. The good news is it it's not ADHD. This kid's got a stinger that won't go away. That, I mean, yeah, they're rolling out yoga pants when you're a junior in high school. It's frigging, I've had it deviating from the... That was the first time I saw Lacey underwear. Thongs hadn't hit when I was a kid.

That stinks. They hit an eighth grade for us. It's nuts. If a girl was wearing a thong, my senior year. They were still the big thongs that came up, like, over the hips. Yeah. Like, you know, the fucking banana boat girls were wearing. Yeah, those things.

If you were rocking that, you're what we call a hillock. You can't be wearing them to fucking school. That's crazy. Get guys fired left and right. But lacy ones were in. And it was starting to become the era of where they were coming out of the back of the jeans. I know. I think I didn't go to middle school.

Man, I flunked every test that year. I don't think that was a fucking go. I wish I could say your name well don't something else um sweet lord man I haven't thought about that story being in the back of that car what are you talking about folks will bear it back after a message from cash app uh all right let's see here then another slightly slightly slightly touched on today aunt tody's ketamine therapist I'm a ten dollar stockholder longtime listener first time commenter never had one read i try that ketamine is it garbage no you know is it garbage to suck

the toothpaste out of the tube or put a smear on the brush itself put a smear on the brush itself that's how you're getting it out that's why i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean it's crazy if you're going mouth to is that what people do i don't think so i mean i've never seen that i think in the commercials it's you know they display how you do it and it's on the toothbrush i've i've taken the toothbrush and jammed it in there when I'm really out if you can get like the tip of the bristles in yeah you can't get the whole thing in no of course not I'm also not I don't know if everybody does this I think I'm really good at getting all of it out I think I have some tricks in my head take it and go that's I mean that's rookie shit we're and I'm 10 years older than you we had the

fucking the can opener key that you would stick at the end of the thing and turn it yeah that thing would be sitting there and that's just when they made them out of metal they were Brutal. I felt like I was fucking fighting in the fucking Civil War. You know what else I thought of? My tooth powder. I feel I've been... Big ball of mutton.

Wildly made obsolete due to plastic and containers and stuff like that. What's that? Can openers. I remember most houses would have like the... We had a standalone mechanical kennel. No, that's what I was talking. That was either really classy or really trashy. depending on the application.

Yeah. That was like if it was left over from the 60s, that thing needed a fucking power wash. But that rust. Oh, that rust. Oh, that tuna juice on it. That's what that is. Dude, I cannot look at a can opener and not think of tuna fish.

I just can't do it. And hating it. I remember having dig through the trash one time for something. You're not a tuna fish guy. Now when everybody, my family loved it. I love it. You do a tuner? I get so mad at my girl when she does it.

It stinks for weeks. You don't like tuna fish? No, she doesn't clean the sink properly. No, you got to shut it down. They never do. You need those dudes for Monsters Inc to come in there. Shut that down. It's never, the guy who person who's making it never.

Thank God. Did I have to put it in something? My wife doesn't like that. Can you just leave it? Why do you got to put it in water? You ever, you ever, but I think the stuff in the pouch is more dry, right? It is. That was a game change.

I'll give you that. You can do that. But then like, yeah. Thank you. I mean, I don't know if I'd be able to stay married to my wife. If she was eating tuna fish once a week, I love tuna. I'm supposed to say on the game's on. You get a nice tuner going, nice fresh loaf of bread, some regular chips.

Not kettle cooked, just straight up lays or hers or whatever you got. Real night. A little pickle, maybe a bread and butter. Nice root beer. It's nice. However. Not for me. I'm with you.

I get it. One time I bought it and it was in oil. What am I fucking? Spanish? What the fuck is this? These full sardines in here? I got the wrong pals. But now I'm kind of into that stuff, which is weird.

The high, the, the, the, the, the, in Spain, that's like a, like, what's the word? Delicacy. Yeah, they're like big on it. We're not in Spain. San Sebastian. I got to get over there. It's getting bigger. There's like that, it's like, foo food company fish wife.

I have, like, a hat and like, they're big. Yeah. Yeah. Jose Andre, the guy with the real tight beard. he does he makes a couple sandwiches with that you know what's i've flown in love with he's the british chef um he kind of has longer hair he's older he wears like a weird chef's hat and he always has the apron really high uses a lot of butter michael something maybe i dig him i got nothing i really dig him yeah he fucks of that stuff it's all about butter and a life without

Butth. Thomas Stryker? No. Okay. Sounds like a dude from Top Gun. We lost Stryker. What? He was our best guy.

But back to the toothpaste. It's insane if you're going mouth to nozzle. Unless, like, maybe you live by yourself, but like, if multiple people are using that, I mean, me and my wife use separate toothpaste. It's kind of smart, though, if it's just yours. You're not getting any toothpaste anywhere. Maybe. Yeah, I don't.

I don't know. It's not for me. Good friend of mine in high school. It was later, I think we were in about college age. She told me she's like, do you ever brush your teeth with hot water? And I was like, no, I tried it one time. She's like it feels like you just got them polished. Well, in the shower, it tends to be warmer than the sink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels good when you brush it with hot water. It's a change of, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give you that. I don't hate it. I think about it. I think Saifa sound said that. He goes, I don't, when we ask somebody if you brush his teeth and shower, because I don't like brushing my teeth with warm water.

Hmm. And now I think about that. I think about Saifa every time I'm in the show. Yeah. Love that type of sounds. Shout out to him. Sipa sounds. Rock solid.

Sipa sounds. This is from a dog storm rider. $10 wood fired pizza pie enthusiast. Never have one read. Gentlemen. Is it garbage to have a wanted dead or alive Bon Jovi on at the wedding reception playlist? I mean, dude, if you're playing wanted dead or alive at the wedding. Because I'm wanted.

Wanted. That is like a good late night sing. It needs to be a little sped. up there's a lot of standing around if that's the case i feel that's not one you can really beep up there's a lot of interlude to it i think you need like but when that wanted wanted yeah i think at a certain point in the night it's just good time tunes yeah that one's i would just argue that one's there's better good time tunes than that i give it to you find the soundcloud remix sure some a little sped a little more fucking can you give me a trippy red would do can you give me a check

on that? Is that from the Young Guns 2 soundtrack? Wanted Dead or Alive? Because I know he did the one from the original Young Guns which was Blaze of Glory. I'm going down in a blur. He's not my cup of tea. He killed that though.

Him and Bruce. I don't get it. That fucking movie looks like it looks like going to be awesome. Nothing against it. I just don't like either. They were like, I was too young. Like Bon Jovi came out back out to me. But you dig Seeger. Yeah. I mean, goddamn American hero

Well, that was different My, my, no one liked Bon Jovi Or, uh, or, uh, I imagine your parents You got Seeger in my head or Bruce Springsteen. I imagine your parents weren't big on Dylan. No. Anti-war bullshit. Buddy, we're fucking red-blooded Americans.

Nah, I mean, dad was stones. Heavy into the stones. You know, all that like real classic rock shit. Sure. Step mom was Seeger. Mom was more like temptation. I like old. Oldie, Billy Joel.

Why is that? That is not really their generation. It would have been oldies when they grew up, though. My mom was born in the 50s. So it's like when they were in their 20s, that was probably considered the oldies. Wow. I never thought about that. That was the first time there was actual radio programming.

So that was programmed as this is the older stuff. Right. I just made that theory up. But because my, I think my parents graduated high school in, I don't know, 68, but they listen to shit from the late 50s and 60s. I always thought that was because Wilkesbury was like five or 10 years behind. No, I think it was just programmed as no kidding. That was the first oldies, that generation because until this, you know, there was like the radio music programming wasn't there until I think like the, what the 60s 70s is when I like really started. Throw that Motown on.

Dude, you put on fucking build me up buttercup. at a fucking Sullivan wedding who me and Aunt Patty you're going to be out Aunt Patty hit the splits one time she said she's got one more left in her we're all waiting for her to break it out

what you can do a split yeah Aunt Patty the who hits it could you do a split no split I got a bad back right now look I'm sitting like a goddamn question mark fix me with AI Wanted Dead or Alive is off their 1986 album Slippery went wet

Okay but I don't No kidding There's no real connection to young guns yeah but the blaze of glory's young guns that was a young gun soundtrack damn that was off slippery when wet that was his first album that name sounds so corny to me too not back then sure yeah just it's like it's and people push back it's just like the way he was introduced to me as the wow wow paca bach a wow you know what they're talking about ritchie on the fucking richie sambora this is the time to the broke it hot it's like dude you're fucking 48 the feather you're

bangs, getting a normal pair of jeans, as you'd wash us out. Yeah, but when they were kids. I know, but I didn't see that. I saw them when he was 44 doing that shit playing. It'd be like, it'd go like M&M, Limp Biscuit, and him on TRL, and you're like, get this geyser off my foot. I got half a stinger here waiting for B. Spears to show up. I'm waiting for Dirty by Christina Aguilera to play at number three today.

Oh, I need is half this song. Thank you, Carson. All right, we got to wrap it up, gang. What a fun one. Uh-huh. Gang, if you haven't grabbed tickets to the back on the block tour, grab tickets, all right? We want to see you out there. Grab tickets in Philly.

Let's fucking go. Come out to the Metropolitan Theater. It's our last show of the year. We want to see you. We love you. Thank you to Cashap. Take you to garage beers. Thank you to Kippie.

And thank you to you, Luke. Thank you to all the bozos and the homies. We love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.