Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Timmy No Brakes!

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Timmy No Brakes! You know Timmy No Brakes from stand up comedy, Kill Tony, About Last Night with Adam Ray, First Date with Lauren Compton, Fishing with David Lucas, Howie Mandel Does Stuff, Stand-Up On The Spot, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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One of the biggest to come out of Austin. One of the stars over there at Kill Tony. Give it up for Timmy No Brown. Give it up for me. Thank you for coming in. You've made time for us. You're on the road. So when you said everybody's favorite podcast,

that was a joke, right? A couple. Select few. Not my favorite podcast. Yeah. I'm Steve Hart. Harvey guy? He's my guy.

I don't know he has a podcast. No, he's a couple pods. I think he has an entire podcast network where it's just the Steve Harvey show, Steve Harvey Time, big, big, big boy with Steve Harvey. A lot of stuff. The family few podcasts? I only listen to Black Podcast. That's my thing.

I got to get in on that. That's a whole scene. Timmy, thank you for coming in and sitting down with us. We appreciate you making time for us. We know you're very busy. I did not want to come. I forgot that I even said yesterday. So, yeah, they sent me an Uber, but it wasn't even an Uber comfort.

It was an Uber X. And I almost said, get out of here, Priyank. And then I ended up coming, so now I'm here. But, yeah, doing big shows out in Belmore. I think it's a theater, like a 180 theater. 180 theater. Cedar theater. Yeah, yeah.

That's an intimate theater. Yeah, I only do intimate shows so that I can see who in the audience I want to fuck after the show. And who you can beat up, I presume. My dick is going to fall off from the amount of Belmore pussy I got. Let me tell you. Oh, my God. Has it been like that as of late? The broad's throwing it at you?

Big star. Yeah, it's like if you could, if I had a catcher's mint, I could maybe catch all the pussy that's being thrown my way, but I don't. So I just, I have to feel as much as I can. But yeah, I'm fucking three, four, sometimes five times a night. A night. Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I come every time. And each ses, I hold my come for about an. hour. So it's, I didn't sleep last night. That was a six, seven hour back to back session. I just line them up outside of my, uh, Ritz Carlton, Belmore. There's a Ritz Carlton out in, and Belmore, Long Island. Yeah. You guys got to watch the Steve Harvey show. I'm telling you, he talks about all this stuff. He's a big Ritz Carlton guy. He's the guy that I listened to his travel show. I listen to that and it tells me where I need to go, what Ritz is to stay out, which wants to

stay away from. Wow. You're Ritz Carlton. I wouldn't, I would admit, you're a man of the People salty there with blue collar kind of tough guy. I'd ever pay you from like. Humble beginnings? Yes, absolutely humble begins. Everybody's got to start somewhere, you know. We all got to start somewhere. Yeah, you got to start somewhere.

You got to believe in yourself. But most people don't have the talent to get to where I got. Of course. Obviously and stuff like that. I know you guys are struggling, but if you stick it, you stick with it, you can get to where I get. You could be a big kill tone comment. You've been a big, kill tone. I assume you're flying private usually.

First class at least. I drive everywhere. It took me seven days to get here, but I'm getting roadhead the whole time. So it goes by like that. That's good. What kind of car? What kind of car are you?

Are you driving or you got a driver? I drive, but it's one of those, you know, those, like, drivers ed cars and stuff like that? Sure. So I have my bitch driving, okay? And I'm just on the wheel pretending to drive, right? And then she's suck my dick at the same time. So it's actually, like, really dangerous. but I can only come in a state of danger.

So that's kind of why I do it like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Listen, you know. I'm just being myself. I'm trying to be myself. That's good.

Give us the back story. Give us the origin story, you Timmy know. Where do you hail from? Jersey kid, right? I'm a Jersey kid. What part of New Jersey? Trenton. Capital.

Yeah, capital of New Jersey. Of course. That's good. Yeah, I grew up. So I had a hard beginning. I grew up over a dumpster fire underneath. the 85 highway in Trenton and stuff. My mother was a whore and my father never met him, right?

And so I was, you know, basically on my own from as a baby, right? Fend him from my own, you know. And a lot of black people there. That's how we got into black culture and stuff. Start selling dope at three. Jesus. At five. Damn.

Yeah, yeah. How old was she? She was like 70. She was one of those, you know. You have a type. So she was a whore, obviously, and I was like, I got to get it in, you know. So I paid, she was older, whatever. And then she ended up paying me back with interest because that fuck, that's so good.

So after that, I got into porn. But it was just me, you know, it was, they were all, they were all mills, gilfs, and whatever. And I was doing that for a while. And then eventually I get to the point where I'm about 17 years old and I mastered a bunch of stuff. I was doing chef stuff. I was making Girl Scout cookies for a while, selling them on my own, top seller. Yeah, bootleg shit, samosas, you know, all that sort of stuff.

And taglons and, you know, and I remember I was going door to door, and there was this door I went up to, and I had my Girl Scout cookies, and I dressed up like a Girl Scout to really get the sales going. Nice. And they were there, and they were like, I don't want those cookies, right?

Uh-huh. And I look them in eyes, and I'm like, yeah, you do. And I could not get it. get this guy to buy my cookies. And so I ended up, just a joke came out of me, right? And I was like, you're gay. And all of a sudden, he started dying, laughing.

He bought the rest of the cookies that I had. So I was like, maybe there's something here. I hit up an open mic. There was this guy. You're 17 at the time. I'm 17. And there was a guy named Johnny Screwball or Freddie Hammers, something like one of those guys,

in the audience. He sees me. I go up and I kill. Looking for talent. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. He's an agent in Trenton. Yeah, something like that.

There's a big Trenton scene. There's a big. Capital of showbiz. It is literally the new Hollywood. And I, you know, so I was there. I go up. I kill, right? I kill.

This guy's like, I want you to come on the road with me. So I start doing road dates with this guy. Freddie Hammers. Or Johnny Screw. It was one of them. I really can't remember. How long ago was this? Well, I'm 18 now.

So that was like six or seven months ago. Oh, no, no, no. It was like 10 months ago or whatever. And you lived a life. You can't remember six months ago. Oh, my God. I am so. That's a lot of pussy.

I am so hopped up on cocaine most of the time that I don't remember my nights. That's the only way that I can fuck that much. Because we all know cocaine gives you massive erections. Of course. So anyways, I do that show. I start to get taken on the road by this guy. And the first night that I'm on the road, I bury him.

He bombs out to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. How much time are you doing? Well, I was supposed to do five, but I ended up doing an hour and a half. That'll bury anybody. So I do an hour and a half riffing the whole thing. I don't have material and stuff.

I'm like, you're gay, you're a whore. You know, take out your dick. Show me your dick. That's a micro. Roasting people for an hour and a half. Killing, telling my stories, talking about Trennan. You know, I ended up playing, you know, I ran out. I was like, you know, lost.

I was running out of steam, to be honest, for the first time doing stand-up. And I took out a deck of cards, and I started to just play war with different people in the audience. And people were laughing a lot. I'm like, I win, and people start dying. You win every hand, I assume. Every fucking hand. I'm like, ace, because I cheat. I was going to say, a lucky guy.

So, yeah, I was on the road. I was doing that. And then had that set, and he ended up being like, okay, I'll open for you. So I started. Switched like that? Switched it like that. That's why he started to do my four hours set. You're doing four hours?

So I gave him three minutes. I was giving him three minutes at the time. How was he doing with the three minutes? Well, he was so afraid to, you know, bad. He would bomb. He would bomb. He also wasn't a good comic because he just does hammer material. He's like, I'm Johnny Hammers.

I'm going to nail you. And it's like. It wants to hear that. So you would bury him going after him. Yeah. Have you ever done that? This is Christ. The foreshadow, I'm serious, the foreshadowing of me doing well would reverse bury a man.

I'm the only person that's ever done that. I call it the Timmy No Break's Barry Technique. It's like a funeral up there, you know? It's like a wait for you. It is, it is. And so yeah, started reverse burying them. They just dropped them from the tour. I started to do my own tour.

Exactly. Then I was in Austin. I told this story before, but I was in Austin doing the, mother ship you know like helene the mother they didn't know but i just kind of the way i do it is if i want to do a show somewhere i show up i bump whoever and so i bumped uh rich voss off the show he a friend of rich rich is a friend of our show yeah he was really upset about it and then by the end of it he was trying to get me like this is real dude i just looked over he's like yeah what else mr brink no this is all real and um and so i was about to go up right i was about to go up do my set

and then they told me about this show, Kiltone or whatever. And apparently it's just, it's the number one live homosexual podcast. A huge show. It's huge. It's just the number one live podcast. No, it's a homosexuals. No, it's a homosexuals.

I think they... I've done it and I'm not a homosexual. You don't have to be gay to do it. I've done it. I'm not gay. Oh, you? Okay. So anyways, they were like, hey, don't do this yet.

Come and sign up for Kiltone. And they put me up at the end and, you know, people didn't really get what I was doing for the minute, but as soon as I get into the interview, it's just, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I shined. And, yeah, it started, you know, life changed after that. Rest is history. I was doing, I was doing, you know, like theaters before. Now I'm doing stadiums. Stadiums? Yeah. There's a stadium. I thought it was 180-seat intimate theater. Well, that was a, that was a theater show because I, you know, Lawn Island is, you know, one of the places I love giving back to is a charitable thing. So I, I Community service.

Yeah, instead of charging $100 for tickets, it was $75, you know, like I knocked it off for them. Do you donate that money when it's a small check like that? I do. I do. I donate it to myself. What's the motion made on one show? I heard it was $7 million. Yeah, I think it was $7 million.

And then my agent and my manager get a cut. So it was like $6.9 or something like that. That's another thing I heard, too, that your agents and managers, they take less just to work with you. Exactly. 0.2% I heard. What? Well, the first manager and agent I had would pay me every show I did. And then just for the opportunity.

And then I ended up. I would imagine if you represent Timmy, no breaks, the people are banging at your door to be on your client. Yeah, they're like, this is a person. All the time. So I'm with UTA now and UTA sign me in order to become successful. Sure. Because they were one of the smaller, they were unheard of.

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably never heard of them. Nine months ago, I think it's when I started. Nobody knew them, and then they signed me, and then now they're like one of the top. We don't have that kind of talent. Yeah, I mean, undeniability. It's just everything, you know, comes to me easy.

I make music now. I do rap. Really? Yeah, yeah, I put out an album, Timmy No Break Self-titled, check it out on Spotify. What instruments do you play? So I do the entire production myself. Okay. I do all the raps.

I engineer it, and I distribute it. So the only thing that the only special thanks I could give on it because nobody else actually did anything was the owner of the studio gave me head the whole time. And so special thanks, Diane Keaton. Diane Keaton Studios? Yes. You ever heard of it? Of course. It's great.

It's a great place. You got to do Diane Keaton Studios. Because I heard you were the first rapper to feature on his own song. Yes. That's right. That's crazy. Yes, I've got Def Jam featuring Timmy No Breaks, and I do the whole song. And then I'm like, you know, like whenever you do, I don't know if you listen to Black stuff, but whenever I do, whenever you do a rap show, you know, you set up the feature like, get it, Kendrick Lamar.

And so I did that to myself just because I'm an innovator, you know? I got a question. Did Timmy No Break's the feature bury Timmy No Bricks the rapper on this? Yes, I buried myself. And that's something I started to do with my. my shows, right? So I've got an opener, a feature, and me, but it's all me. Can you believe that?

That's how you build the progression page. Exactly. And you're triple dipping on the pay, too. That's right. Money goes right in your pocket. Right in the coffee. Boom. Right.

What does Timmy, no breaks, the host get paid per show? So it's around seven, you know, a million. And then as a host, the host gets seven million? Yeah, we all get seven. So that's about a $21 million. $75 a ticket Have you heard this guy Shane Gillis or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing Lincoln or whatever.

Yeah, he's doing a link. I'm going to take that show. Really? I think I'm going to book that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's going to be me. Do a lot of the older guys, you know, like Leno, Letterman, Burr, Louis C.K. Do they all come to you for advice and stuff like that now? They're going to kind of the old guard.

How do they feel about the new young, you know, 18-year-old, rough 18-year-old phenom on the scene. Well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You guys look like you're 70. So this guy's been eating nonstop before this entire thing. When did you start shaving? Wait, man.

What did I start shaving? Yeah. So right when I lost my virginity to that 70 year old, it's like full bush popped up. So I would say five, six maybe. Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take us back to Trenton, if you don't mind.

So you were living in a dumpster with your mom. She was turning tricks. Any brothers and sisters? Yep. I got four brothers. Billy, Tom, and Jameson. Huh. And Jameson, you know.

Only three of them have names. I say four brothers. He did say four. Maybe you were the fourth? I always forget about the middle. That one is, oh, that he's trans now. It's a woman. So that's Shirley.

Shirley, no breaks. And you never met your dad? Never met my father. Now is No Break's his surname or was that your mom's name? So apparently, well, I know his name, but I just never met him, you know. Gotcha. So I know who would. Well, no.

No, no, I changed my name. Okay. So my name was Tim Dice. And then I changed it. I heard that. Yeah, yeah. Tim Dice or Tim Clay, you know, whatever. There's a lot of conspiracy about who your actual sire is, who your father is.

No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. It is like that. Because I heard of Elvis. No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. I want to yes and everything you say, but I'm going to know but this one. It's Andrew Dice. Clay is my father. He stole my whole act.

And I have no interest in meeting him. I kind of got a Gallagher thing going on here. Fucking wild, man. Can you break that down? Yeah, the original. I didn't get it either. Really? There's two Gallagher's.

Is it really? Yeah, Gallagher, the real Gallagher, I believe, has passed away. Licenser sold his act to his brother who would tour as Gallagher too. And he looked exactly like him? Yes. So you would get, most of the time, I think through the late 90s in 2000, you were getting a fake, you were getting the second Gallagher. What the fuck? Are you serious?

Let's get a fact to it. That is actually, that is genuinely crazy. Yeah. Is that something you're maybe considering at a certain point? License. You could be fully no breaks. I'm a full franchise, so I have four, I have four different Timmy no breaks that go. So for the smallest.

Are you the real one? Or do we get, we don't even know. Holy shit, we don't. We can be in the third fucking no breaks here. This could be the Russian no breaks. Gallagher confirmed. It's me, Shirley. Holy shit.

Why is this guy fucking? cannot have pants on me. That's crazy. Put your fucking pants on. What the fuck are you doing? Said he's not gay. Was this the number one gay podcast? What the fuck is going on?

Pre-recorded. Is that Rick Glassman and JFK? What the hell? I didn't know he knew Jay. Shout to Glassman. Yeah, shout out Glassman. Big, big, one of my best buds. Did you do any college or anything like that?

What's the education level, yeah. Yeah, so I'm homeschooled. Home schooled. Yeah, self-taught. Self taught. Self taught. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I, yeah.

School of the hard knock. Yes, that's right. So I taught myself everything, you know, history, math, chemistry, playwriting, music, abortion stuff. All the. Lusely. Did you play any sports? Because I heard you got offers at a young age for the NFL, for the NBA,

and for the MLB. Well, it was the WMBA. So that just, you know, I said no to that. One NFL. I don't want to get CT and stuff like that. Makes sense. Both you guys have so you can relate to that. Of course.

I did one tour in the PGA and then Tiger Woods, you know. I got jealous. I thought I was half Asian and I do not fuck with Asian. So I dropped out. And then, yeah, no sports outside of that. Outside of that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just PGA. What does that, Timmy No Break's like to eat?

Like you go to a nice restaurant? What do you like? I only eat pussy. I'm like a vampire with blood, but I only eat pus. So it's, push has a lot of nutrients and stuff like that. Sure. And then besides that, sometimes I'll have pizza. And what's, you have a very famous rider.

Yeah, what's on the rider? When you show up to do your big theater shows. Yes, what's on my rider? What's on your rider? So it's a bunch of things. Obviously, there's whores, you know? Sure. So I've got six to 17 horse.

or whatever. Six to 17. Yeah, and I line them up. I get my nutrients. Push, push, push, push, push. Set, back, put, you know, because I'm doing three sets. Of course. So I come out like a vampire, you know, suck it.

And then I also have stage lighting as well. Because what I like to do is like a little photo shoot before everything, a little before and after. So I do that. And then I have four Jews that are there and stuff like that. And we debate Palestine versus Israel. That's my vocal warm up. And then I also have chips, various different chips and then Air Force ones.

And what I do, and this is something I learned from Eddie Griffin. He's probably the only mentor I've had is, and this is true, he'll get Air Force ones. A fresh pair. Fresh pair, multiple fresh pairs. And he'll wait until like the door guys or whatever, like, you know, you think he's going to leave him there for them. And he'll throw it in the mop bucket. So I'll do that I'll just be like

Hey you want this you piece of shit And I'll be like Get it from the bucket And then I'll throw it in the bucket Coffee Coffee I'd have like a little production studio there In case like I want to like make a rap

Or something like that No shit Yeah so a lot of different stuff There's things I'm forgetting But what about you? What's on your riders? Gummy bears Yeah honestly gummy bears

Some beers Yeah No chicks or nothing. Not shit, yeah, we're not. What else is on your, be honest. You can't get like that just from gummy bears. What are you talking about?

Are you eating the table or something? They're sugar-free gummy bears. They're sugar-free? Sugar-free gummy bears. He eats 10,000 of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a big lunch, milk. Get some sandwiches sometimes.

Okay, that's good. That's good. One time they didn't give me all my writer's stuff, so I just didn't do the show. Just walked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Madison Square Garden, I was like, what the fuck is going on? I ain't doing it. You've mentioned, obviously, you've taken the comedy world by Storm.

You know what I mean? The rap game by Storm. Yep, number one on iTunes. Number one on iTunes. That's crazy. Comedy. Nine units. It was 50.

It was 50. Yeah, it was 50. Any acting? And if so, what, you know, who are your favorite actors that inspire you maybe to get into acting? Or is that not? Well, I did, I did porn for a while. And that's, that's acting. stuff like that.

I think my biggest inspirations are, have you ever seen 50 cent? Of course. Maybe, and I don't have, normally I'm my own source of inspiration, but 50 cent, Curtis Jackson, shout out, one of my best buds. It was the only feature I think I'm having on my new album. No shit. And he just does the intro. He doesn't even, like, rap it.

But I would say his acting is unbelievable. He's great. He is great. Unbelievable. And so I studied with, he does my self-tape audition reads and stuff like that. Really? He gives me notes. He films it.

He films it. He gives me notes on it. He's just an excellent art tour of the style. You know, I'll be like, read it different. You know, like stuff like that. And, you know, what's the motherfuckering emotion here? You know, like stuff like that. And it makes me.

me think about it. It'll get you there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. So I would say him, he's really good. And then, um, uh, Daniel Day Lewis probably. Those two, the two. Very good. Those two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the two guys that I would say are at the top of the game. I would say those guys. And then, uh, Quinn Tarantino has done some good stuff. You like Quinn. Yeah. Have you seen his acting? He's one of the best actors. Great Australian accent.

Some specific choices. Fantastic. And it's funny, he's got balls. He's brilliant. director, brilliant writer. He's a director? He's, yeah, he's a director, Jengel. I thought he was just an actor.

No. He directed, Jayal. Yes. He's much better director than actor. Yeah. He should stop acting. But he's got the balls to criticize other actors. I love his tweets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Paul Dano is very untalented. Really? All right. Timmy, no breaks. When was the last vacation you went on? I don't take vacations. Really?

Really. But if I do, yeah, I'm a big grinder. and You're a huge one grind it No, I'm not No, I'm not I use scruff And I think you know what that is

Well, read a fucking book That's something you'd be able to do Be on stage killing Opening for yourself And schmooze abroad at the same time Yeah So sometimes I do a full Improvise set

Where I'm just trying To get a girl to fuck me And it's just a one-on-one conversation No laughs Because I'm dead serious I'm not be funny But people still love it

Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. And it's like, I get it within the first 30 seconds, but the rest, 44, well, the rest of the five, what was it that I said, four hours, is, you know, is just me toying with her and stuff like that. I'm like, you know, show your push, you know, like, how wet are you? Can we get a mop over here? I bring a mop to every show I do. Some good bits.

Yeah, I do. I bring a mop to every show. Real? That's in the rider, too. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. So I throw the Air Force ones in it, and I also use it to clean up the pussy juice.

Oh, Jesus Christ. It's crazy. Crazy. You guys got to see my show. I don't, I mean, I don't. I make guys squirt. I'm afraid to show up if I'm being honest with you. Out their ass, but I make him squirt.

I'm worried to watch you that you're going to bury me the next time I perform. Sometimes there is a one week bury, when we bear, yeah, a lot of people don't perform. I'm doing Irvine improv and I think, who is it? I think Tim Dillon canceled his shows when he saw. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, you have a movie release a week after Avatar. Right. And you're like, I'm going to change it. You know.

You bump it. So I've normally bumped people out, you know, two weeks to a month. And it just, the club goes cold. Yeah. I put out, um, if you guys ever heard of Zanies? Yeah, of course. They're going out of business. What?

Yeah, I did, I did Zanies the lab, the smaller room. How's the most earnest thing you said? Yeah, no, it's true. They're going out of business. I feel terrible about it. They've been, they put a close sign on that. Yeah, and I did that in December. Now, can I ask you why, though?

Because the lab is the smaller room of the club. Why were you doing the smaller room and not the bigger room as being such a big, you know, touring act yourself? Of course. Maybe you should ask them why they're closed now. Damn. You know what I mean? Sure.

You know what I mean? He stole the cost to the $7 million, I assume, too, right? Yeah, it's a base price. So the tickets, the tickets were like $900K or something like that. Whether you sell a ticket or not, you're walking with that $7 million. And I heard you only take cash. You like a duffel bag of cash. No, only take crypto.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Any specific crypto? What kind of a financial advice could you bestow upon our listeners? Dogecoin is... So Elon and I are friends and stuff like that,

so I have some insight of trading information. Huh. I don't know if you should be saying that. Well, I think it's okay. I think it's legal if I'd do it. Dogecoin is going to take a dive. So get out of Doge. Tank Doge.

But yeah, my favorite is Ethereum. Ethereum is doing good because of the... I can talk blockchain all day. They're a big blockchain guy. Blig. Blake, take it from top. Big, big blockchain guy. So, yeah, so blockchain allows you to do all sorts of things on the chain more than just

to being a currency, right? So you can put, you know, dick picks up there. You can put products up there. You guys could put your podcast up. You can put anything up there. Put your podcast on a blockchain. You should actually put RU garbage on the blockchain. I highly recommend it, you know, whatever.

But yeah, get into crypto. Crypto's great. get into Quibi is I think a new platform The streaming service Got to get into Quibi Quibi, Quibi's going to be huge Buy low sell high Wow

That's right it's super cheap right now Super low right now And then Tooby It's well documented We're a big Tooby family You are Yeah we love Tooby I love Toby

It's my favorite Oh my God No sign in no nothing Dude their original content Is amazing It's the best. I only fuck with Tooby. Couldn't agree more.

Plus, I got a couple of skin flicks on there, too. I know. Did you see my cameo? Did you see it? I was just doing solo masturbation. It's uncredited. You got to watch it on a 70-inch screen. Sure.

What, yeah. You give back. You said you donate some money. Yeah, to my foundation. Yeah, Timmy No Breaks Foundation. Yeah, Timmy No Breaks LLC. So I donate it to myself. You're a business now.

I didn't realize you were a business owner. Oh, yeah. I've had all sorts of businesses. I heard you own like 70 Papa Johns, too. I do. I'm a silent owner of Papa Johns. After he said the N word, I just was like, this is the best pizza.

I don't want to tank, so I'm going to, you know, come in and buy it. I own a camera company. I supplied the cameras to this podcast. You do? You do? I started a microphone company called Roadmikes. Whoa. I didn't know you were behind that.

And then I started a headphone company called Audio Technica. Damn. And then I'm the owner of Notre Dame. Really? The church or the university? The church. In France. Yes.

Damn, I'm sorry about the fire. I assume that was some sort of insurance game. Wait, what? There was a fire? Yeah. Oh, shit. I have so many businesses. I can't get in on it.

I own a, yeah, I own a bunch of different chapels and synagogues. No kidding. Wow. Damn. Yeah, and those and those. There's a write-off Cyprus. Yeah, just for tax rights and stuff like that. Now, obviously, you're a very famous guy.

Who would you say the most famous person you have met? in your life has been. Poly Shore. Paul. And we were just talking about the great Pauly Shore not that long ago. What would you say your favorite Pauly Shore movie is? Because I have mine.

In the Army now? Great one. It's a really good one. I mean, all of his movie, Biodome, Encinon, Man. I think Son-in-law's the right hand. Son-in-law. Somehow that's slip on. Yeah, son-in-law is an absolute classic.

But I read with him, you know, before I got 50, I read with him sometimes. He's actually a good actor Fantastic Did you see his Is Gene Simmons No no no not Gene Simmons Who is

What was that short film That he came out with Where he was the workout guy Russell Richard Simmons Richard Simmons Genuinely all jokes aside He was great in that Yeah

He was actually really really good I gotta be honest with you I did not see Paulie Shore Being the only person To compliment this episode That's yeah No he's top notch He's great

He's great And then Harvey Weinstein Really? And we're back. And we're back. Oh, my God. What was, yeah, I started to be the most famous person you ever met one.

I started the, how did we get here? Very, okay? Man. Very, very interesting. Yes. You've lived, you know, one of the most interesting lives I've heard of, obviously. Ask away, whatever you like. Wait, you know, you're a very unique clothing style.

Where do you do your shopping now? Yeah, what do you shop? Men's warehouse. Very nice. You're going to like the way you look. Yeah. Men's warehouse. I think their tagline is, you're a man.

And they've really done a good job targeting the male market. Of course. You know? Now, do they give you the clothes? I assume you don't pay for anything. I don't. No. So what I do is I go in there.

I'm like, that one, that one, that one. And they're like, here you go. You have to show up. And like, they don't send you something. You don't have a personal shopper? I misspoke. I do it a cooler way. I misspoke.

There's a men's wear. Well, I didn't misspeak. I didn't, I should clarify. So there's a men's warehouse in every city. Right. That is just for me. No way. So if you look it up, you're not going to see it.

It's an on-mark building and stuff like that. But yeah. So one above shutting down a store. You just have your own. Like real famous people go and they'll shut down a Louis Vuitton so they can shut private shop on their own. You just got a staffed men's warehouse waiting for you. Yeah.

And the way. You show up. Yeah. And my favorite artist is a yay. and he was the one that gave me the idea to do, he was opening for me for a while and, you know, we would chop it up. Really?

Yes, yeah, big fan of his. Big fan. Not so much as music. No, no, just as, just as. Everything else he's done? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you stop playing Heil Hitler?

Can you stop playing it right now? Jesus Christ. It's in the can. It's in the can. What the hell, holy fuck. The lines are crossed. We apologize. Oh, now his dick is on the table

and he's fucking fist pumping the hell he'll look is not normally like this he's a huge fan he got very flustered when he came in and i know he apologized he's not he's not he's not starstruck we've had a lot of famous people in here doesn't get starstruck but you yeah i mean he got here extra early oh amazing look you have you have you have a question for me right now yeah ask away no problem what's your question luke uh what's your favorite song nope nope no don't like that that's what you give him you got timmy no breaks I'm so flustered. It's, it's come.

C-O-M-E. It's by me. It's by me. It's, I'm being serious. I have a song and it makes you come. Really? So that's what the entire, you know, song does.

And it's tough because I played it from my family at Thanksgiving. My nephew's like three. Oh, God. Odd choice are a listening party for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to play a clip of it because your entire audience will come. They will come. Okay.

What would you say your favorite TV show is? Guy like, like, you're probably not a lot of time to watch TV. I don't have a lot of time to watch TV, but, you know. I don't have a lot of time to watch TV, but I like anything on the Oxygen Network. Or Bravo and stuff. Oprah fan. Yeah, Big Oprah guy, queer eye for the straight guys is so funny. I love those gays.

And then a teen mom. Because a lot of them, you know. A lot of those are my kids. Really? Yeah. Jesus. And what do you get those other guys? Well, this was when I was 17 and below.

I just want to clarify, I am 18 now. Oh, right. You already, I forgot. So I don't watch it anymore. I forgot. Of course. I forgot how old you are. And then I watch, I hate this show, but I hate watch this YouTube show.

Kiltone or something like that. Have you guys seen it? You guys have been on it, right? Yes. I would love to do an episode with you guys. I hope the powers, I hope the Hollywood powers that be. I do. I'll talk to them.

Mix a sense. Please, put it in a good workforce. Yes, absolutely. Do you drink alcohol? I do. You do? What's your go-to drink? So my go-to is, I really like Tito's and soda a lot.

Very simple, I'm surprised. Yeah, very simple, man. Guinness is good. I like, have you guys ever had a lemon drop? Yeah. Of course. Don't like those. Yeah, I'm not a fan of those.

Do you get caught up in the trends? Do you like an espresso martini? I do. I do. I have no problem admitting that. I like a little bite. I like a little bit and I like a little tit. And you might be like, what does that mean?

What does that have to do with the espresso martini? And you shouldn't ask that question. Fair enough. Yep. You should not do a follow-up question and ask what that means. Makes sense. I wouldn't recommend it. Okay.

Makes sense. Do you, you know, as a guy, who gets his, you know, you're a ladies man, well documented, self-proclaimed, you know. Probably one of the best. Literally, everybody that is here, there's like 14 people here, you guys have a huge staff. The fact that you let them all be naked is fucking insane. They did it on their own. Yeah. So you do, I mean, it's something about you, it's something you put out there.

It's not us. This isn't normal day. It happens at every show. I'm hard. It happens at every. You are? He has a rock card. Three years.

Really? Yeah. How big is your dick? It's tiny. It's not great. Damn. Tiny. It's like a thimble?

Like a thimble. Holy shit. What's your biggest it's ever been? Not great. Not great? We are a not great dick podcast. Damn. His goes the other way.

So it probably averages out to like nine inches between the three of us. If we're all hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm soft. I'm soft. You're nine inches soft? No, I'm 13, but if you're, I'm just guessing what you guys are. 13 soft.

It sucks because every person I have sex with dies afterwards. It's pretty bad. That's a cross to bear. Yeah, but it's not. illegal because it's consensual. It's consensual. So, yep, but I'm a big murder. I murder that pussy.

Sure. I really do. Do you enjoy a strip club? Yeah, I love a strip club. Do you have a favorite one in the, red rose, yellow rose are really good. Cybers is really good. Cybers? Cybers.

Yeah, you have a bit of cybers? I have not been to cyber. It's all AI. All AIA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the blockchain. Well, it's Trenton. It's Trenton.

Yeah, yeah, but it's all full AI strip club. It's great. It's great. It's like I-Robot with Will Smith, but strippers. That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys see robot tits. Oh, my God.

I've seen X-Moggia. If you think fake tits are good, you got to grip, you got to feel how hard these things are. Holy shit. Like, harder than your fucking micro penis right now. I'm just telling you. That's. Yeah, you can knock on those knockers. You can fucking like, yeah, hey, let me in.

And then they do. Jesus Christ Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah How do you get your steak cooked You go off for a nice

Well done Really? Well done Well I'm well done And everything I do You do everything well I see everything All the way through

Well done What about you I'm a medium guy Who gives a fun Exactly I don't even know why I asked that I had no interest In knowing

How you cook your steak But yeah Well done Every time Every time Delicious I go to Ruth Chris A lot

They're like how would you like your steak? I said, well done. They say, we shouldn't have even asked you. Now, is that another brand deal you get? Like, are they, are they cutting you? You don't pay. You don't pay.

Don't give you a bill for $89.99. So I'm like, you know, I'm not like Uncle Laser, like all these people there like, oh, price picks, you know, or like, you know, talk space or whatever. You don't do paid endorsements. I only do Ruth Chris. That's it. So every podcast, I'm trying to get DeJournos, but they, you know. They'll come around. Yeah, I don't know.

Because in the porn that I was doing, it's all dejornos. Okay. You know, when I'm the pizza guy or whatever. Right. Because it's not delivery. It's not delivered. You know. They don't want to be associated with that. They're really anti-porn.

You know, it's not like Papa John's where it's like they're dishing out the N-word. They've never said the N-word before. Jesus. I know. It's crazy. But, yeah, I really like whatever I said is what I like. That's what I like. Whatever I just said is what I like.

Well, I mean, listen, you know. It's crazy. After all that, I have to say you're 100% class. He's a classy guy. I was nervous about it because I do. I really like you guys and I wanted to not be garbage to you guys. I wanted to be a good guy. You might be the classiest guy that's ever been on the show.

That literally means a lot. I like you guys too. I never said that. You know, that means a lot. It really does. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy you're feeling the warmth I'm putting down.

Oh my God. It's great. Yeah. Your energy is just. So supportive. We're huge fans. I'm a fan of you guys. I love this podcast.

We're lucky to be here. We're lucky to have you here. Oh my God. I can't thank you guys enough to have a man. We have your payment in a duffel bag outside. Yep. What's the amount? It's 10 million.

Oh my God. I will donate three million. You ever use money as a dildo? Guys, just fucking move on. That's a wrap. Ladies and gentlemen, a hundred percent class. Mr. Timmy, no breaks. We did it, baby.

We did it. Fuck yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. Of course, brother. We know you don't need to do any plugs because the shows are all sold out and you're killing. I think I've done enough plugs last night. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Give you what you got for. Guys, we're over the road tickets on sound now. Shows are selling out. Get a wider hot. The great Timmy no breaks, everybody. Thank you guys. Thanks for having me. This is the greatest episode of this show we've ever done.

Oh, my God. Would expect nothing less. Would expect nothing less. Timmy, we love you? I love you, we'll see you next week. Bye.