Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Tom Cassidy: Mischief Night!

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

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the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley Hey Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast This is are you garbage or is well show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy Yeah, they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host states Foley coming at you on a beautiful day We're down here in Antutti's basement. She's upstairs on the stub hub Trying to book some backstage passes to that Elton John farewell tour. Okay. She says she can turn them

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Sunshine and it's summertime perfect day for a little sweet tea Tommy maps over Bang bang bang gang we couldn't be more fucking gang I don't even like looking at you in New York City Don't talk to me. Let's we're in Albany Gang we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today He's one of the year one of the OG's we've been together since fucking jump street Started out on a hard streets affiliate together. You can see him on the live shows

He comes everywhere with us and he has a brand new album out right now called life after funny It is his sophomore album. It is available on YouTube right now And we'll be available on all streaming platforms tomorrow July 15th. Make sure you check it out Give it up for the pride of Roxboro PA the second most famous guy to ever come out of Roxboro PA Mr. Tom Cassidy, I mean nobody thought I'd be back. I'm here baby contractually. We had to have you Get them views up. Come on. I don't know why you fucking go. I don't know why you're wearing your pajamas Hey Ebenezer Go back to bed. Will you?

Who's the first most famous person to come out of Roxbury? I mean there's got to be somebody Stinks, what do you mean Kevin's cousin Stevie? Somebody had a hit of scratch Yeah, sure, buddy. Congratulations on the album. Thank you very much life after funny. Yeah Second album, baby. Check it out on YouTube right now 30 minutes a heat fully hosted for me made fun of them up top Let's get the views out. There you go. You know Grace Kelly lived in Roxboro It's the princess not garbage at all pretty classy Monaco heard of it. She could hit by a bus She get caught turning odometers back

That kind of panda shirt push there Ah Also, we got some nuptials coming up here getting married in October getting married everybody's invited even Toby Toby's going I didn't think I was gonna get the invite to be honest with what what are you talking about? I was on the pain for half It's on the fence till he's till he started coming on the road with us. Are you kidding me? You're talking about I think you're walking her down the aisle. I'm giving her away I'm a lot of kisser

I get first run at the honeymoon sweet Gibby's introducing prima-nachta She got mad at me because I was FaceTiming with Foley on the LIRR going the Long Beach on Sunday And I had her try to show him a little shoulder upset I got a little peak She knows just keeping the lights on over at that dump cough it up honey. What's the honeymoon situation? We have the first half Oh

We're gonna hit Dover Delaware, and then we're gonna go up to cinemints in New Jersey the first guy to put a honeymoon on Second half on layaway right now. You got to go somewhere jobs Some day work How front of a home depot waiting to get picked up what what Amazon distributing center you fucking stay in that We're starting the first part in San Francisco Shout out to San Francisco and all the places on the road that we've been what a beautiful sure except for Phoenix Who goes on their honeymoon in the continental United States I guess I mean yeah, what are you talking about? What do I mean? Oh, I was thinking Sandy. Who goes the same for San Francisco's gonna be cold in

All right, what it was cold when we were there and fucking take it easy, so we're going October. I'm sorry We're going to San Francisco But uh, so San Francisco from Wednesday to Saturday He's out there in a kayak trying to catch a home run so a couple days out there Yeah That's a friend hold on dude hold on hold on a Wednesday to Saturday What is this a business trip first part of the first part of the trip in the first part? He's a loser He's got no money

He's a bozo First of all, it's on a Sunday on October 9th. Thank you very much, and it's a holiday break into the church We're doing it by the lake just blended into the nine o'clock mass So anyway to get back on topic so sand fray from Wednesday to Saturday morning then from Saturday morning We're driving up to Yosemite and I got a cabin in like near Yosemite From Saturday to Monday because I don't know how long I want to be up in the fucking woods Sure, I just want like one hard day at Yosemite and then so that's where we're at right now Prospect it up

Bring your sifters guys We're paying for gold up in these parts That's the paper the second He heard about Uganda hitting it big but then no Uganda just found a seven trillion dollar gold deposit, and you just sake bombed More sake bombs over here for the big fella, huh? Hey, try the shishimi Right part over here, and then the second can you turn his shirt down for us? Do it in post touch it you feel any heat coming off of this I can hear it humming what are you talking about?

I remember that episode Kramer slept right next to it But then he brought your source for Kenny Rogers. Yeah, it was a non-clear joke. Sorry, and then the second part of the trip I think we're going to Palm Springs But we have a river the train takes you. Yeah, we haven't booked that yet Palm Springs, California. Yeah, where else? Okay, I don't know our Palm Springs in Florida Probably yeah, I'm sure don't act like a fight who knows when you were looking at all over, California a beautiful state All right. Mm-hmm. Why San Fran though or SF is the cool guys call it You know she wanted to go to San Francisco

This is basically what she wants to do and she's my sweet baby girl, so and it's was on budget and of the credit cards and So yeah, that's why I would have gone. I like the beach and shit, but she's not like as much where would you have gone? What's your dream honey? No, not even dream that you could go and afford like what was like? What was what would have been your choice? She goes? Hey, babe? Listen time cat. You had the special come out home run You deserve it. Where do you want to go? You choose the honeymoon parks? Casino? No, wherever we're on tour next

Indianapolis Redback, New Jersey, let's go Uh and he's nice Camden. No Hawaii probably okay something like that. Okay. Yeah, there you go Hawaii nice beach area I think I got out there. That's way different than Sam Fran on a Tuesday Well, I mean, I'm imagining Fran and your camp and one for two nights in the park sure I thought it's a nice cabin. It's not it. We're not it's not a year Okay, but that's a play chain issue that cargo ship would take a long time to get to Hawaii up on this fucking thing no, but um

Only got him to account accounts the views of his appearance and the last one's at about 4,000 46,429 But uh Louie beat you in about 30 seconds Louie beat you before he was released. I know That was funny. I first time you said it to me Was it? Yeah, I texted I said, how's Louie doing your coast right? I Was shitting on you via text and you said he beat Cassidy about that minute

Oh, we cut it But yeah, so, you know, we're excited Let's go the honeymoon will be fun and you know the weddings right around the corner a lot of stuff going on We're excited. We're happy for you got the hotel and you're not doing a band. You're doing a DJ, right? Yeah, DJ Okay, curate it music playlist by me. Okay. Yeah, it's gonna be the battles from eight mile They're gonna be on there. You're not playing any of your album at the wedding is a viewing party. I think I'm thinking about having hard copies You know, don't do that. It's a nice gift Is there gifts are coming cuz you don't really have a grooms. You don't need groomsmen. You have a best man

Yeah, Sammy Rubinoff. Mm-hmm our good doctor Sam Rubinoff, which I still haven't heard anything about the fucking bachelor party I don't think there's gonna be one. Where are we gonna be in August? Yeah, I'll take you to Seattle for your bachelor. We're going to David Buster's, aren't we? We are going to David Buster. Let's kill two birds with one stone get a couple of hookers We'll be in Times Square. They're they're right there, baby. Yeah, this guy's dicks like that a caraba Never ending breadsticks, baby. Let's do it. Oh my god Do you want that? Do you want the traditional bachelor party? Not really I mean I would but I don't really need it or want it that much

I feel like she was kind of against it, too. Like I'd be weird if she was for it Hey, go have some scovac. She's not she's not doing one. Yeah, I was gonna say what she She's going to Chippendales She's got to be scooting around with a couple of her friends. She's going down the sandals with her friend Enrique Some scuba lessons and he's gonna play the boards for a few days But uh, yeah, no, I don't people are coming to this. Is this a black tie affair we're doing up in where we Syracuse? It's an all-burn New York the Finger Lakes beautiful area. It's you know, it's formal I still have to get my home jerseys

No white the brides family's wearing away shirts for skins So it's like 200 I think That's not people who are invited, but you know, you don't know how many people 400 show up I bet you're praying fucking have a show up. No, it's all been Tommy's praying for a blizzard. I was wedding No I guess Well, we're excited for you were happy. What are you giving them card wise? This is big. This is you know, this is a big thing. We ask all these

You know these these famous guests that come through we ask them what they give at weddings What are you gonna give to our friend Tom Cassidy? I'm giving more than anybody else is that wedding? I can guarantee there's no way that's gonna happen. Why you don't have it Yeah, but your family's all bozos. What are they? He does have a point. Yeah Sorry, you stumped me on that Couple of scratchers from Jeannie. I mean, there's gonna be four numbers. I know that you're giving him a thousand dollars Probably to be honest with you. Okay. He's my you know one of my best friends. We started comedy together He's always been fucking good to me. That'll be easy cuz he just let me borrow a thousand dollars

Like lefty Oh Yeah, you're welcome it all good all comes full circle keep it for a g-hot on the wrist And I wasn't gonna bring that up. What are you doing Aaron our business? I don't want people know what I got Are you charging the big for this or what's happening? Yeah, I'm beansie. I wasn't even gonna ask for it back to be honest with you And then yeah, I was gonna get we got that on tape. Yeah

Yeah, but that can't be your wedding present Because no matter what then I look like a dirt ball to your girl I got a hand you an envelope with something in it. That's it. I already gave Tommy a G I don't know what Tommy's been telling you. Hey, listen, you know, you borrow money sometimes he borrowed money from me when he was down Yeah, you know, yeah before he could afford all of that dog spray puts in his hair You're really putting more and more of that in there Jesus Christ, I'm hooked on the Sun and I'm telling you like one of the fucking old Baldwin brothers on coke with that amount of fucking Blonde in your head is weird. Yeah

Put some in the beard straighten it out a little bit. He can't do that too many colors I would argue he can't do the top. You look like a safty brothers movie Deep cut but okay, all right All right, let's get back on track. What are you giving them that you're running your mouth? I don't know I was gonna maybe 500 fives nice. I was gonna give him a firm handshake with my contact. Yeah, what are you talking about? What do you need Xbox money? You already got it. What are you talking about? Yeah 500? I think it's admirable. Sure Very nice. I got a fly to this goddamn wedding. Sure. Are we flying? I mean, you got to think I'm like one of your first employees So 500 is good, you know. Yeah, it's good. It's a nice boss

Talk to yourself in a 450 Why I'm saying it's good, I know you talked about what the What the entrees were which isn't great one of the accommodations what hotel are we staying at because I might get the honey moods Me sweep before you guys check in I forget what it's it's a hotel He said there's he said you should hurry up because there's the good hotel and the other hotel. There's a better hotel. Yeah That should be reserved for you know, yeah dignitaries I mean you could get in now. I send you a save-the-date. It's got all that information on it

We don't get hotels. What's the door deal on this thing? I'm getting bamboozled here T-shirts Yeah, I got to make the money back somehow big man's out of thousand. I'm out 500 We gotta fucking I gotta recruit my losses. Is there a cocktail hour? Of course. Is it open bar? Yes for how long? Baby You can have whatever you like Top shelf or what are we doing? What are we at the Ritz Carlton, what are you talking about? It's the goods. It's okay. It's the mid-mid-range

Are you supplying the liquor? What do you mean? No, the venue does okay? Well some places I've had that where you show up and like to like the big the groom's walking in a case of Jack and you're like this is gonna be Sometimes you compartmentalize it like you you supply your liquor and they and they will bring the booze you guys staff the bar It's a bring-your-own appetizers wedding. No, but uh, I'm But thanks for coming everybody. It's five dollars a cup We're gonna be passing a bucket around in a little bit. There's solo wine glasses So as you get into that yeah, that's not a bad idea. Yeah, not too shabby But yeah, it's a it's a you know her family's classy, you know for upstate New York

I love her up classy that can be you know I imagine there'll be some camo somewhere in this wedding There's gonna be a set of dung girl. He's walking around somebody's gonna be wearing a baseball hat I'm sure of it. I went to her brother's wedding last summer Which was also an upstate in New York and one of the people got kicked out because he took a shirt off T-bone bring the cameras Next patreon goal is Tom cat that he casted his wedding and He like pissed in the parking lot. So there's like that type of shit, but that was her brother's friend. He's not gonna be

Sound classy. He's a nice Also in defense. I mean, I've definitely been to I've had some weddings of my family where there's been some rabble rousing for sure Oh, yeah, it's just not a good look to take your shirt off at a wedding. No sure and later on With a mate of honor Does she have a lineup of broads does she have a one made of on it just one made of honor Yeah, I think you're gonna get lucky that night big fella take a run at her trying to get a third Try to hook up with Ruben off I Don't know I should do this. I fell at a wedding one time all fucked up

And on the dance on the dance floor was concrete. It was like that smooth concrete It was in a parking garage you got shanked No, but it was like it was like a nice event like one of those cool event spaces and like fish town It was like nice. It was nice, but like it was like and it had an industrial vibe Someone spilled a drink probably me It was one of those falls where some asshole puked and I slipped it It was one of those falls where I didn't fall the ground came up and hit me tight Like, you know that feeling where you're like, I didn't my equilibrium didn't move

I just got hit in the head was like inception. Yeah It came up and whacked me on the side. I was all fine. You gotta do spilled it or whatever You gotta you look like a real fucking boat and people come to help you. Yeah, I got it knocking over the grandma. It's a tough look We were at somebody's wedding down in Maryland. My it was my my boy Jackson was getting married And my brother was there. Everybody was on the dance floor Some we were outside having a smoke or something like that all of a sudden I just see my brother go flying through the door because they were I was like a mosh pit or something They were like dancing really hard and he got pushed back and through the door

Somebody put some wimp biscuit on Fucking cooking And dude it was just like what the fuck man and he fucking dude every my cousin fell and fucking this one fell It's a bad look and the one dude was like real drunk. He looked like a fucking turtle Wrap it up Do you guys have any weird I mean cuz you're a dirtbag, you know Do you have any weird any word plans for the nubs for the consummation? No, it's a really fanatic gonna be there. I mean, is there any weird I feel a fanatic at a wedding my friend's wedding

I'm sure you came here signed by the Phillies. I know someone someone has a guest or what? Yeah, he came in for like an hour danced and stuff. Yeah, I know I know someone had swoop and that was like swoop Yeah, the Eagles. Oh Yeah, that's not bad. They had so I mean like this guy's like They're worth like tens of millions of dollars and they had fucking he showed off. That's pretty good It was a black tie affair. It was real fucking everybody was bragging about that. Yeah, it's pretty cool I'd love to have the but do you guys do the thing with like the tire on the head and the zipper? Well, you know anything you think I'm gonna do that stuff. I don't anything around the head. Yeah, I don't know the tire

What the fuck is that you've never seen that we're like all the guys put that I've never had it at a wedding But you see it only America's funny Which I assume we'll end up once Well, like you put the tire on the head at a wedding. No, I know we've got we've talked about this We we did the the upstate, Pennsylvania thing where you have all the guys are in a circle and the bride's on the girl The bride's on the dance floor and the groom has to push his way through. Yeah, that's like tie on the head at a wedding That's a good thing people do But isn't that just them being silly? Is that a game? I don't know. I think it's a bit of a thing. Yeah

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I mean VIPs. Yeah, right? Yeah, you're gonna have a bottle service. What are you talking about? Nice. Okay. Yeah, so to make sure um What was the question and when he was marrying you? Oh, sorry. No, we don't know yet I think maybe her aunt. I mean you're still in the running. I don't want to be in the running You're still waiting on swoop. We actually want to interview you get the fuck out of here. You got to come to queens I'm out. I'm not going for the wedding. I'll send a chair. I'll marry you Tommy. There you go. I know too much You are not a man of God, okay No, thank you. I'll marry you. Yeah, I bet you would

um, but uh Yeah, no, I would do it good. What are you talking about? No, we want Kevin to come by we're gonna just it's gonna be a few like, uh Just to make sure that you like stamina is good. We're gonna. I'm not dude I don't I've done it once and it's just a lot of pressure Yeah, I know for the like I didn't enjoy the I did afterwards But it's like the day's leading up and everything, you know Yeah, fuck that now as a comedian. It's always just better to like because you judge everybody on like they're like speech and stuff Sure, and some of them fucking stink

Some of I've been to a couple of leaders where they've been good and you're like this guy's fucking killin He's not hamming it up. He's getting in with a couple of jib jabs. Sure. Yeah. Yeah Sometimes the priest if you get married in a in a church sometimes the priest can lunch it too Sure, I always judge the priest on the homily, you know, a little the little crowd work He does after he reads the gospel and wait to put it. Yeah, sure. Are you from what do you do? It's not really the crowd work though. That's like the material Yeah, I guess well, he reads the gospel and then that's the material He's not asking the lady with her social security number is riffing a bit

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First step get a printer. Yeah surveys Focus groups, which I used to do a handful remember that I would go do focus groups I do remember you doing that and they would pay you in fucking gift cards. They don't tell you that you walk I'm like, I can't pay my rent with a fucking 200 dollar American. Didn't you do a medical experiment too? Yeah, had my hairline taken away Uh No, but like there's also craigs. I used to find shit on craigslist to do you need cash quick sometimes Yeah, sure. Absolutely. Don't I know it?

Um, I don't know. I googled how to defrost chicken yesterday, but not money. No, or like it's usually what did it say To put in the microwave to defrost chicken. Yeah, you got a Warm water and put the chicken in until it gets to a certain temperature. You needed a computer Yeah, you couldn't get to the bottom of that on your own. I'm not going to this wedding If you get fucked catch Salmonella, we'll shake in your hand. I'm not cooking the chicken Who knows I do have a lot of those youtube things come up of like uh, like Inspirational ways to like not be a bitch. So I feel like that's like it's got you dead to rights This thing of how to shut up to the other money

No, I don't think it's like how to make money is like how to get involved in real estate It's like how can I get 50 bucks by tomorrow to cop a bag? You know what I mean? I remember being on the way back from what's the the comedy zone in Harrisburg. I'd fucking lost all my money I was just fucking so poor. I quit my job to make it a run at comedy And I had like I needed like money and I was just goo and I was like signed up for all this stuff to get pay It was so fucking bad like give your opinion on Triscuits and make three dollars and fifty cents. I was like doing that shit. There's something called Not roku, but riko or riko or something like that not riko. Oh

That uh, I feel like my girl did it just like you know for shits and giggles a couple years ago It is something online Will you do like a survey or something like that? Then they send you a check for like 18 cents like three weeks later I need it's my money and I need it now I I signed up for like to be like a security guard at like an art installation I now I ended up not pulling the trigger and going because I think I picked up a spot Didn't pass the psych test, but I was gonna go down and be like standing like hey get your drink off the whatever

Like I was they was like we're all black. I don't think it was the Mona Lisa Tommy worked at a museum. Tommy did at the Met. Yeah, I got fired for looking at my phone too much You've done this too where like you go to like Where you go to game shows or like talk shows and oh you guys did do that No, I didn't do I didn't do it. I went as to go see yamanica was on the show Yeah, I did us. I was a guest. Cassidy was a Steve Wilco regular. I would know not regular, but I went to one of the Wackpack up there Let's kick the Tommy on the crowd. You're out there. I definitely got bed bugs on a bus

We gotta let's back it up. I don't know if we talked about this on your first one So in New York, there's a thing where they're shot in Connecticut, right? Yeah, somewhere like that like the Jerry Springer show the Steve Wilco show and they need audience members And you get on a bus you sign up you get on a bus in New York at like Port Authority or something, right? Times Square Tommy you are not the father Tommy you are a loser and they ship you up to Connecticut and give you like a ham sandwich and like 18 bucks or pack a lot of dune cookies. How much what was the payment? It's 50. I think no It was like a hundred or something or like 50 to a hundred dollars probably

I think it was at least a hundred from what I remember. I don't I've never done it This was a long time ago. Okay. It's like three years ago. It was like six years ago You know what you get a little money on patreon I should have never gave these people money. All right What are you talking about? Because I gotta feed my fucking family. I was waiting tables three years ago But uh, yeah, I feel like I got bed bugs on that bus man. That was that was a low of lows Yeah, you gotta take bed bugs going to this fucking Steve Wilco show for a For a tune and say you don't kill yourself after that. It's smooth sailing folks. Holy. Yeah, that's a tough one

Tommy had one of the most brutal jobs out of all of us coming up He worked at tkts and time square outside eight hours a day Well during one of the worst winners I think on record. It was bad. Remember how cold it was. Yeah, I don't know how you fucking did that man It was a dark dark time But uh, I tore I met my lady though, too

So we found love in a hopeless place. It was all worth it. She was dressed up as elmo. What was she? She was wonder woman dressed up like batman. She was uh, the top of the statue of liberty She gets the wilcos to marry you There you go No, but uh, yeah, that was crazy. It was so cold to where you would be cold Like hours afterward because you'd be like defrosting like a chicken Google how to defrost a time cat that he hasn't

Uh, all right, this one's uh from geronimo ever referred to a security guard as a reneg cop while gating kicked out of an event Fucking reneg cop pussy, dude. I got a gun I fucking respect that a little bit though a little bit Because sometimes those security guards and get on their fucking high horses. Yeah, they gotta get they gotta get their fucking car Pulled especially at the mall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, what are you gonna know? The man they were like, I'll call the cops. It's like, all right fucking. I'm not waiting around You don't have jurisdiction to hold me here. Motherfucker. They don't help them out with the uniforms either They should hook them up. They have real park ranger vibes

I know and they're wearing like the they're wearing like the hats that they wear at like the fucking hot dog eating contest Those like old timey ones What are you? Hot dog eat the paper ones. Yeah, like the you know the hello my darling hello They're like hats like that. You know I'm talking about I don't think Barbershop Quartet You're saying no, that's a bad look. No, I'll give you that and they should have guns What no what that guy with a gun. I don't want the guy who's protecting the fucking anions pretzel

No way be gone. Maybe unless you got some nickel. No one's gonna respect you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying You shouldn't even be there I remember I got in trouble not in trouble I think I might have said this we were on why would and during the summer they have like these like auxiliary cops or something They're called where they're not like real they're like summer cops to come in and help with the crowd control I think the word is racist and they don't have guns or anything Are they my I don't know But the guy yelled at me not to I was like on the curb and I fell into the street

Oh, like I like, you know, I was all bombed up outside Kenan's phone all over the place this episode weddings and I I got a bit of a drinker problem Get your inner ear check Kippy like the sauce And like I like just misstep he's like I said get on the curb and I turn around he was like an 18 year old kid with like freckles And I called him officer harry potter And it fucked dude every other cop was like, oh shit officer potter. I was like, oh man. I just I fucking ruined your summer. Yeah, that's pretty good

Cops love to intimidate like younger people especially down the shore. Oh, yeah I remember getting pulled over and they're like, where's the drugs at? And it's like We just smoked it, bitch Yeah, too late Yeah, we had a dude where I was when I was a little kid, uh, town line and town like townhouse community. Shout out to it Uh, we were like playing by the creek or something like that and this cop rolled in And like just by coincidence when he pulled in we like kind of like walked the other way

And he fucking he's like get over here and like dude this guy scared the fuck out of us He brings us over for like no, I think he was looking to fucking Do a little finger job He calls us over as me as me and my boy rodney Uh, Rodney. Yeah, shout out to him. Create it. What's happening, right? Uh, he invented the phrase it's all good. It's all good and I'll take that to my grave. Um Brings us over starts fucking grilling us. What are you doing? What was under your shirt? This and that he like makes him lift up his shirt makes me lift up my shirt. I'm listening. Yeah, that's what I'm saying

It was like real weird All right, I'll start grabbing the fat one Fat one take your pants off turn around And fucking he asks us he's like, what's your name and where do you live and rodney coughed it up right away But I knew there was something not right about it, but he's like, uh He's like, he's like, what's your address? Where do you live? And I was like, why do you want that and he fucking lost it gets out of the car Fucking gets in my face. He's like fucking pressing up against me like I'm up against the car

He's like, because I asked for it now. Give me your address fucking took our address and then just took off Never fucking heard about it again Think it was a cop real cop could have been a trash man or something. I think so. Yeah He was he was in a patrol car and he had the uniform and all that stuff could have been a stripper I'm looking for your mom. He did have a boombox I don't have to be sure it's for government issues It's that thong all right. Hey, man, what do you have glitter on your face? God's a squirt gun

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You really like to pull shirt down. I always have to pull your shirt down. It's a big thing You need like a wardrobe team walking around. It'd be fucking nice to tell you not to wear that shirt Could have used you this morning You're about to fight Godzilla I did see you a video of you wearing that came around not too long ago Like I just said was it getting a story or something. I was like, oh, yeah, that shirt And I figured it had was long gone. I didn't know you were had it behind glass waiting to break it back out Dude, my whole fucking closets that that's all I got now. I'm just finding fucking gem after gem

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This is an exclusive offer Specific to this podcast. So be sure to support our show and use code garbage get 50 off and free shipping adam and eve.com right now Support the show by using code garbage for 50 off and free shipping at adam and eve.com now back to the show Too tight of a suit is just weird that you can't bet you would have to be too fat. I guess but I don't know man. Pay a pair a pair of tight pants can really jam you out and you don't I hate it. Yeah, I don't think if suit pants get tight I don't think you realize how tight they are then and how limited your motion and that that material's thin those split Pretty easily. Fuck you as a guy who's split a couple of pairs of pants in his day

You're getting ready fell What do you think made me fell his pants are too goddamn you're hopping on that fucking party bus and you fucking go a little Fucking long in the lake Yeah, and you're done. Yeah, then what do you do? What do you do with the wedding you go back to the hotel put on a pair of jeans Like your Bruce Willis. Yeah. Yeah, no, I saw him banged up by the Columbus circle one day real fuck really one in the afternoon like Falling down the stairs fucked up coming out of that french place that all those celebrities go to right there to columbus circle

Not rue 57. No It's crazy coming out of one that means he might have been there and he was since like the night before Yeah, he was banged up Fucking had a it looked real good had like a top hat not a top hat But like a hat on a fucking scarf was like a winner He looked you know you can tell a rich guy in the winter because they're real put together They got all the accoutrements. They know how to wear those scarfs really good. That's the scarfs tied real fucking tight It's top day and they got the matching gloves the nine yards that weren't a fucking eagles hat

They can tie their shoes Yeah, I don't think he could at the time but you know, uh, all right this one's from andrew ten dollar Ten dollar homie conversion 1360 canadian homie here. Nice. Have you ever splashed splash someone with your car on purpose? Dick move but Kind of fun. I gotta give you if you're watching it. It's a good time. Yeah, if you're the guy getting splashed. That's bad news Yeah, life's all about timing. Mm-hmm. I don't think I ever have I have I've been fucked up. I've been hit by somebody like Well, that's I gotta go home. You know, you can't fucking show up to the office. That's a day changer Yeah, I was a prime target when I was a kid little fat kid standing there waiting for the bus

Older kids driving to fucking high school. I used to fucking light me up all the time Fucking brutal. Oh my god Hey, why were you waiting for the bus at that early in the morning? That don't make no sense I was waiting for the bus and those kids were driving those kids were all going to themselves get first breakfast How to open up mcdonald's I imagine you were a breakfast at school kid. That's real trashy No, not really. I don't because they really have it but no I saw to the to the pond thing when I worked at tkts, which we mentioned earlier There was these chicago girls where they would dress up like the people from chicago the mood that the thing

The play the musical chicago. They're like red stockings. Not just a couple of fucking orders from fucking No, yeah, yeah from the south side. No, not falsely heard of them But anyway, but they're yeah, they're all Doubt up and some of them like really play it super serious like they're in the musical while they're doing it They're just hanging out fires A girl drop method actor myself a girl dropped her chicago flyers completely dressed like that somebody timed it perfectly Where I don't know if they did it on purpose, but like a literal tidal wave

Hit this broad and she just got up and danced and like It was amazing she was like a robot. I could it was really something and that's the illusion right there Okay, it doesn't matter. I'm going for it Gotta stay in character, baby. Yikes. We used to uh We used to egg cars a lot, which was always fun. Wait till we get drunk and do it like idiots Yeah, egging cars was egging houses was nothing to shake a stick at either a good fucking time I got got one time. Remember I got hit bad these dudes fucking I was like 16 or they you got egged my car did

Okay, I was just driving down to a random road and there's a line of trees And like three eight like they just fucking whitewashed my windshield. I couldn't see shit I had to pull over and stop I was flying blind But there was no way there was no way for me to turn around again. It was like perfect perfect execution of there was no Way I was catching them ever Like if I did turn around and try I'd have to go through a neighborhood to loop back around Well, you can get the shit kicked out of you. No, of course. No, I'm just saying I wasn't gonna do that I'm saying I respect it. I was like, I got got they fucking there was no no way for me to go after them at all

Yeah, we had this one house in our neighborhood. That was a fucking that was number one target There's fucking dickhead kid lived there and the house had been egged so many times that That particular mischief night his dad was outside waiting in a car with a cup of coffee Oh, and fucking we rolled through fucking rolled down the street fucking lobbed a couple at the house Fucking laughed and we scurried off into the night went to my boy Ernie's house through her knee on your face Through hot coffee And be a hogtie in the back

Putting seeds out on you kiss Rodney again It's like pulp fiction I was down in the basement with the amp. She took some real medieval shit down there But uh, we go and sit on his porch and all of a sudden this guy comes walking out. We didn't even think about he's like, huh? You like I don't know man Shout out to Ernie's mom. She was this real old school Italian lady. She didn't give a fuck He she's like, hey kid get the fuck off my porch. We didn't do anything. We weren't even here. We're here all night

Real getting Now give me a close. I'm gonna wash him Get the yoke out of your clothes She's out in the back burning. I'm like the irons. You want something to eat? Give me a watch too Kids are the fuck. Yeah Is that the harassment she burns bet she's close Russell don't forget your shoes That's a real ride or die brawl at that one. Yeah, she was shout out to mrs. Ray to say

Uh, I think I've had to mention this at some point. My uh, my mom took us out for mischief night One year. I think I've died bad. That's had to come up Yeah, what yeah, we wanted to go. We were kids. What did she what did she want our gimp costume? What's going on? She had a killer skilly suit on we were fucking not trying to get made. Um, you're throwing organic eggs Your mom. Yeah, she's down there pulling the honeypot on somebody I'll lure him into the alley and you kids jump them She would be the fucking dead rabbits. Jesus christ So, yeah, you're just like breaking into a house, you know

Yeah Pulling a Cincinnati high ride. You just steal a car or something. You know, all fun. Well, what were you armed with? We're fucking nickel. What do you mean? I'm fucking had a uh, no How old were you by the way? 25 that's wild. You've never told this She took you out on mischief. What'd you guys do? Kill the homeless guy a couple of beginnings

Uh, no, it was real innocent I think that's how started That was all fun and games I tell you Uh, we set the neighbor's cat on fire. No, I think we were very young and we wanted to go out. So I think we just did like People we news like toilet paper somebody we know his house or something I In hindsight, it was probably somebody from work. She had a grudge. Yeah

Don't worry the cleaning lady will fix it Right pieces of shit It was more like I I'm assuming she was probably like, hey, I don't I don't there was a big group of us with a couple of parents Probably some lady that ate her yogurt in the snack room Getting back at her. How do you like that, Peggy? Yeah, whore Janet Rossi In apartment 5c is a whore

Thank you. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember the details, but it didn't seem crazy I think we like toilet paper in like trees to like people we knew kind of take your own house you idiots She took me to my dad's house. She set you up She starts thanking you guys should you shit in your dad's bed? Uh, I don't I don't think it was that that it wasn't that uh, you know, I mean, that's crazy Yeah, man, we're trash. I don't know what you want from me There's a single mom trying to figure it all out. Yeah, I guess so That's wild. It's one way to do it. Tommy. You ever get any high jinks like that? You're a city kid

Remember I got in trouble by my mom from like looking at the porn section when I was little Like that was like the one time I got in trouble as a as a child. Hey, you little creep. We're talking about mission Sun curse video. That's a little mission. Yeah Now you're repressed. I was sexuality the temptation of the flesh I What are you looking at? You like that your little pervert I think I like tried to like smash a mailbox once with like a baseball bat when I was like Like almost in the fifties in like high school

We tried doing that and like It was so like hard to just fucking hurt my arms and hurt me. I think I just tried once I was like that hurt Yeah, yeah weak bones Now, um, but yeah, so malnourished little kid off the streets of roxbury. Yeah, so we got baseball bat We got bird bones Uh, all right, this one's from brian long time homie here never had one red You're owing one against mailbox. Yeah Two up two down

Cassidy strikes out again Hopefully it's such a gleam in his eye when he said bird bones hungry All right, this one's from brian long time homie here never had one red How garbage is it to pose in front of a bar restaurant that has your name on it? I've definitely done it. The foley's never miss an opportunity. Yeah You know, we have those foley estate wine glasses at our house Yeah, I know I sold them. Yeah, and they were like the the o's missing on one. Like it's a real bad two ls

um Yeah, we have that uh Anytime there's a foley bar Any of our cousins sure connected anybody when they're in ireland or anything send them back a picture. Look where it foley I know I did it. I did I did it as an adult in germany. We're at like there was The sullivan's bar or something I want and it's like you're such a dirt I just I didn't even think of like it's not even your last name. That's my yeah, but I mean I might yeah But it's like uh, just take in front of well

I like send it to my mom like look and like it didn't even register that i'm like a grown man posing in front of Hey, look, so what it has the same name as you she probably loved it. Oh, she said Patty and care everybody got it. So that was patty patty to be angling like where are they from and we connected Do we get a piece of this joint? Can you go get a free beer? How will you know me? That's real bad. Yeah, I've done it in front of tom's places and casities places both First name that's trash Tom's place There's tom's juice

Tom's used on those sales Tom's where they filmed or Seinfeld the outside is that so yeah, I think so or that's what it was called on Seinfeld, right? No, it was called restaurant. Yeah, it's it's tom's restaurant. Sorry gotcha also known as monks. Yeah, shout out to monks May the hell that I'm This one's from dj van dam. Have you ever had a family member? You didn't know existed reach out to you on social media I can't say I have but I do run into I do meet people Still I was at like, uh, I was at my grandfather's funeral not too long ago

And someone's like this is fucking terry's cousin jimmy who's whatever. Yeah, he's like, hey, how you doing? You're like, hey, what's up? Those fully records are sealed, right? Oh, yeah My boy kyle wrote up on you custody fucking couple 23 and me's fucking Fucking told him not to do it But sleeping dogs lie, you know what I mean? Sure My friend kyle wrote up on you. It's like I played baseball with your cousin. Yeah, like that type of stuff Sure. Yeah, you know, there's yeah, there's six degrees of stevie ryan Well, I mean between the dirt bags that come from in rocksboro and kensington. It's like it's a very it's like a

Spite you can't make it in philly if you ever like kicked a soccer ball in philly. I'm somehow related to you I can't remember if we talked about the last time it was here But the my grandfather had the thing on his death bed where his aunt told him that he was a foley Because his mom had an affair with a foley And I didn't know that toby this could be the ultimate plot twist You guys are related. We've talked about it before. It's possible. Yes. We talked about it on the air. How is it disputed? um fully doesn't want to give any money

To the wack estate He now owns four percent of the patreon or something genie stop calling me better lawyer up coxslocker Ah But no, yeah, it's a pretty crazy story like my grandfather was like meeting his aunt who was on her death bed And she told him that his mother had an affair with a foley your cousin isn't fat fuck Fat fucking a bad t-shirt. He was apparently a carpet salesman. Uh, yeah, he was no, I don't know but I mean Wait, they would be in the similar areas reversed that okay. Who was on his death bed the grandfather No, the grant my grandfather found out by I guess his aunt. I'm sorry on her death bed or something in that area

Okay, it was revealed to him much later in life that his mother had an affair with a foley Yeah, so and that's so he wasn't the father Well, no, he would have been his mom wasn't of His mom had a different dad. Who was a foley? That's the thought meaning his father was a foley Yeah, right, correct. Huh who he thought his father was Was not it was in fact a foley a fat you guys are real fucking ticks. I thought yeah He has a real parasites like hydra. Yeah, you're like ivy you get you get in and just start fucking take it over

A little round up ruin in the host I'd love to quantum leap into that. Uh-huh. See how that all went down. I love that show I wish they would remake that show. Why don't we do a DNA test between you two to see if there's any crossover Oh, man, that would be crazy, wouldn't it? I don't think I have any DNA Shit, I'm fresh out. Check me back next year. I just jerked off. Sorry about that I just I like over like foley. We need a DNA sample. You just start chubbing up. We're like, no, dude a hair a hair works Anything's alive, uh, I don't know. I'm not leaving my cups around you guys Um, this one's from sideshow bob ever wash a hat

Yeah, it doesn't work Yeah, you can't do it. They have those things I put them in. Yeah But that's like come on. I don't know what that fully work. I don't know it doesn't it shrinks them up Shoes and hats are one of the things that you like once you wash it. It's never I guess back to its original things. I just wash these sneakers this weekend It doesn't get the the the material changes. It's the same as a t-shirt a t-shirt Changes from the first time you wear it after you wash it. It's good. It's chemically changed. I'll give you that So it's like and how'd you dry it? Where'd you wash them in the washer?

Uh, I used my mom spray on them first If these sneakers that I have on because it has that grease that grease strip that just fucking won't come out I sprayed them with her solution that she does I let them sit in the sun for a couple hours and she washed them hit his brush hit them again And then put them outside They're they're perfect. Do you mean wash them like in the washer in the washing dish washer? That's so gross to me. Why can you put like your utensils in there? The dog licks all that shit off

Yeah, I don't know. It's contaminated to me. That's scalding hot water. Nothing survived in that I wish I could wash hats though except for some foley. It's a shame. You can't it is a shame Yeah, just get a new fucking hat. Just get new shoes. I just said you had a grease stain on your shoes for months That won't come out. I like these though They're like the most generic pair of rebox or something you look like you got ran your foot got ran over by a cartoon truck Yeah, you do. You're not a white shoe kind of. They're not that bad. You they're bad I'm six feet away from they're bad. I'd like you to stop wearing them because they're too similar to mine I'm gonna buy three more pair

Please they won't have to probably come with grease stains on how to pick up a pair afterwards if there was You just make statements. Don't make anything before we go after we're done recording Full locker. I'm coming Get the orders ready Uh, this one's from josh new homie here Haven't uh, have you ever frequented a bar where regulars had their own usual seat at the bar and get mad if someone else was sitting there? Yeah

Yeah, definitely have that my in my home my hometown watering hole But I you can always what when you walk into a bar like that you can sense the vibe of like, oh, this is real Fucking regular shit. I'm real aware of that. I stay away from where I'll take a booth or fucking whatever Yeah, stay away from the fucking regular corner. You walk in everybody looks at you. Yeah There's that guy in atlantic city after that one show we did, you know that old bar fly Well, I feel like it's always in there at that bar. Yeah Irish pub. Yeah, shout out to it. Was that guy there? I don't think so because I was sitting in his seat But that guy but also too like guys like that. Well, that guy was like counting our money and stuff

Who's paying for the drinks like he was like real in the financial Going on's of our our group we had going on. Maybe he was a planner So we bought him a drink or something a kid. You know keep his nose I think we ordered around the shots for us and he's like, what am I skip or something or must be nice Hey, old man winter fucking Get you a bowl of soup hit the bricks. Were you trying to talk to the chicks here? You're talking to your cousin Yeah, oh, that's right. You didn't have family there

He was cute. Uh, all right, this one's from Chris Dunn first question Have you ever had a family member ever had anything to do with a dunk tank? I've been in a dunk tank before you've been in one. Of course. What where? Um, Las Vegas What? No You answered of course like you have them at your barbecues. We used to do uh, they were big in the 90 like that was like not at the barbecue I'm saying you answered. Oh, you're like, uh, of course like you have them every week It was uh, I think the Montgomery County whore show which there was no horses, which was weird

They used to do it. You were like the whore show for a little bit. Huh as was soft for a minute the whore show Yeah Um, it was like uh, it was it was some scam the church did to fucking raise money touched the little boys What are you talking about? You know the 50 50 scratchers some funnel cake At a dunk tank and a dunk tank you got in yeah, because I was an altar boy. They put us in there Second worst thing that happened to you that day Did you get dunked? Did you get sank? Yeah a bunch of times. Was it holy water? No, it was fucking dirty fucking ice cold water. It was in November. I remember

Yeah, dude. I was sick for like a week There was the guy in wildwood who did it like in one of the far away peers It was sportland pier. We would go at like 20. He was mean. Oh the meanest man Fucking Can't hit what you can't see this guy has scarred kevin by the way Oh, dude. Yeah, you got me. He's a scar dude. You've mentioned this multiple times. Oh, yeah There's like a clown or something. Yeah called you fat ass. Oh, dude. He would get horned Whatever your nationality was he was going after it regardless of pc like he was good

Yeah, he was like an insult comic that imagine like imagine rickles But meaner but yeah, but meaner is behind a cage and has face pain on yeah, he was Every dude that was that's how you closed out. You'd be calling her dumb or two Listen here. What would you would the dad run away like all this shit? Yeah Oh, I mean he was he was rude and he was worse than that. Oh, yeah, he was like all 1991 like yeah There's a documentary about him on youtube. Interesting. What was his name? I didn't think it was HBO It wasn't Netflix that really is the bottom rung of show business though, isn't it an insult dunk guy

Who did the doc ken burns? What are we talking about here? But he was vicious and that was such a big I loved it like fucking loved loved. I was scared. Oh, I threw a couple of times early on I'm like maybe and then it was rigged too Like that you could like the spot you had to hit was like that big and the rest was like loose rubber So if you hit it it would just like go through it. Yeah, and every time he got hit he would come back up and go high and dry Four eyes can't hit what you can't see He told my brother because my brother had big ears. He told my brother

He got me on that. He looked like a Cadillac going down broad street with the doors open or something like that Like he was fucking hit me with that too I was terrified of that too I was terrified of clowns in general I didn't fuck with them when I was yeah, this one looked Like dude, he would just sit there smoking cigarettes. No, no, they took the makeup never came off and be in the water He's like the joker. It was real joker. Like even mean meaner joker. Yeah Dude, he was scary

And then we learned he would he would he would leave with a police escort at the end of the night under the boardwalk Because people were waiting for him and they were like the cops were like dude. He left an hour ago Man that is crazy, isn't it? People would wait to beat the fucking shit out of them. It sounds like a real good time Man in the 90s that's a lot of things. I'm Sam's beat the Dracula castle Yeah, someone lost their leg in that. Yeah I don't know what was fucking the most garbage awesome place in the world in the early 90s crazy There was literally a

Dracula castle on its own There's huge it was a haunted house and this guy was trying to scare Like a teenager like, you know the guy in there Like jumped out and he was like ha and the guy's like you can't scare me pussy So he goes oh, I'll get him So he went somewhere like cut his foot off He wasn't supposed to be That like the actor did the guy working

And there was like some sort of spring loaded like thing that shot out and his leg was in the spring And just cut him off at the knee and the kid and the kid in the fucking ride got blood all over him He's like, ah, yeah, well that he thought it was fake. Really the guy's got his fucking Leg cut off had to take him out on a stretcher. They need a documentary on that place too If they don't got one it was a kid who was working for the summer from Ireland. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a foley This is deeper than I thought we're all over the place now. Yeah I want to borrow money Holy shit, I thought that was pretty good

All right, we got to wrap it up Tommy. Yes. We fucking love you Love you pal. Check out the specials. I can't make the wedding. God bless new album Checking the mouth life after funny out on youtube right now. Yeah. Yes streaming services tomorrow Streaming services July 15th tomorrow Friday doing all the live shows with us out there on the road Everybody fucking loves time great times man. Everybody's been so awesome. Thank you guys for having me on the road in here today It was so much fun Of course, thank you, buddy And we'll see you guys all in redback, new jersey on august 11th

Make sure you get those tickets because it's creeping about to sell out coming everywhere Philly Boston Providence the whole nine yards going to be a good time gang We fucking love you and we'll see you next week. Bye