Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Tony Hawk!

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

Kippy and Foley are joined by the Birdman, Tony Hawk! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW LIVE SHOWS: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Helix Sleep: https://www.helixsleep.com/Garbage Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Fit Bod: Take 20% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free at https://www.fitbod.me/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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What up T-bone? Listen, it's not often you get to meet the guy who's responsible for your entire personality. This is pretty sick, man. I can freak out sitting on the line and take full credit, but thank you very much. Gang, the long hair ain't lying because today we're not talking about incredible. Today we are talking about greatness.

Today we're talking about outsiders who change the game. We're talking about vert ramps and big air. We're talking about broken bones and broken hearts. We're talking about risking it all and touching the sky. Because today we're sitting down with the bird man. Give it up for a true American original. Give it up for Mr. Tony Hawk. Everybody. Let's go. Let's go. We should thank you for coming very much. Absolutely. I'm honored. This is great.

My step-some-miles was the one who alerted me to your show and he's like, you got to go on and you belong there. It's just right in your pocket. They're rolled in here with a skateboard and a big goal. Oh, yeah. They're holding like teenagers. We did. We're going straight to the skate park right here.

How'd you kids get in this building? Buddy, congrats on a new pod, Mr. Jason Ellis. Walk for us Wolf. Thank you. Yuck it. I heard you had that Jason on your two. So we appreciate it. Yeah, it's your love that man. It's good stuff. Give us the, well, document, but give us the backstory.

Give us the origin story, Mr. Tony Hawk. You're a Cali kid, right? Yeah, it's San Diego. My dad was in the Navy, and he retired in California. And then my siblings were much older when I was born. So I was a happy accident. I hope I was a happy accident. I know I was an accident.

What was the age gap? My brother's 13 years older than me. And then my sisters are 18 and 20 years older. That's the first check mark right there. You're on the right you are made for the shell apparently Tony's on the board, baby What did your dad do in the Navy? He was a lieutenant commander in World War 2. Oh shit. Yeah, flew plans and what he was a pilot? He was what did he fly? I've seen photos of it if you showed him your photo.'m going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

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but he would do all their band stuff. So he'd like lug all their equipment and then he just decided I'll just start getting the stuff for cheap. Yeah. And selling it to retail shops, but mostly to get a cheap for the band. For the band, yeah.

So the cut corners, I like it. Your siblings were pretty much out of it. You were by yourself. Pretty much, yeah. It was kind of like I grew up with grandparents. Right, right. So real good way to put that. And that's when you started skateboarding

and all the time happening. I played Little League and basketball, and I was okay, but I never felt like I was really getting better or aspiring to do much else. And then I found skating through my brother because he was a surfer. And when I, I mean, I just used this transportation and then one day I went to the, to the actual skate park that was designated and they had these empty swimming pools. And I saw people flying around. I was like, that, this is it. Yeah, it's a cool shit ever. Yeah, crazy

is that. Yeah. Yeah. It's alright. Hey, that's nuts. What was like, this is it. Yeah, it's a cool shit ever. Yeah, crazy. Is that it? Yeah. It's all right. Hey, that's nuts. What was the name of the street that you grew up on? Uh, Esco bar drive. Esco bar drive. Oh, classy. And trash. All right. Talk about moving so wait. Cocaine Boulevard. I never even, I've never made that connection.

Yeah. You've never made the Pablo. Let's go bar connect. Never. So fail. Chappos subdivision. Sandy Ego. Okay. All right. Off to a good start.

Yeah. Very. A single family home or apartment condo. Well, it was single family home. Yeah. A lot of military families. So he was stationed last last station to San Diego, so we're staying.

Yeah, exactly. Gotcha. So my siblings had to move around a little bit. They were in Florida and Northern California at some point. My both my parents are from Montana. Okay. And then, yeah, and then we ended up in San Diego and they ran, I was not born yet, but they ran a little beach snack bar.

Really? Yeah. This guy's a go getter. That was a go getter. Well, they ran a little beach snack bar. Really? Yeah. Yeah. This guy's a go getter. That was a go getter. Well, I use a hustler for sure. I mean, he grew up very underprivileged. And so when he, you know, and it wasn't there,

they're like children of the depression. Sure. My mom had two jobs, you know, and my dad is just trying to make ends meet. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W and my dad is just trying to make ends meet. W. W. Two greatest generation. Yeah. Always on hustle.

What was the name of the grocery store that your mom went to when you were a kid? You remember? Alphabet. Alphabet. I don't think I've ever heard of that. That turned in anything later on. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. It is something else now. But I have a route. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. shirt and a tie. I don't like that. Would it be comparable to a Ralph's? It would be like Vons. Okay.

All right. I mean, Ralph's, it's a smaller though. How are they doing? Did they do well when you were a kid? Like, did they have a little bit of money? My parents? No. No.

I think my mom's, I don't know how she, my mom always had a spin on everything. And I think later in life, she said, well, we said, well, we could have used a little bit more. Something like that. Sure. But I made it work. Sure. Let's put it this way. I remember there's little flashes of a mirror,

but I remember my mom coming home one day when my, I think my brother was still in the house. And she had this look of dread. And she's like, I spent $100 on groceries. Like it was, yeah, she was devastated. Yeah, like it was, it was trauma. Okay, all right. All right.

How will beginnings? So we like to hear. What was the name of the high school you went to? Um, I went to, I went to few, but the first high school I went to was Sarah high school. It was eight through 12th grade Okay, I was in eighth grade. Okay. I look like I was in sixth grade. Okay, so I got bullied and then They moved to a different part of San Diego and then I went to

San de Guido high school a K a San de ghetto And that was ninth through 12th. Okay. And I was hassled so much of that school that I asked to be transferred to Lira's school in the district, which was Torrey Pines, which was also more known for kids from LaHoya more well to do.

Gotcha. I didn't care. I just didn't want to be in San Diego anymore. So then I went there in 10th grade. So I went to three different high school. They bully you there? No, I was more of a go. I was they just ignored me.

Oh, which is better. Which is like, you want way better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that high school mascot, do you remember? Toy Pines Falcons. Mm, it's good, right? That's respectable. Pretty good, right?

I like the Falcons. What was the pet situation growing up? I had one cat that went with me all the way up to my adult. Right, yeah. No kid, what was the cat's name? Zorro. Zorro. That's a good time.

That's not bad. I can't hate that. That's all right. I like Zorro. What was the family vacation's like outside of traveling for? It was the... Okay. family vacations like outside of traveling for. Was the okay, the one the vacation I remember the most like first one we ever took. I was probably five. Okay. My dad put everyone in the in the van. Sure. He had a VW van like straight 70s. Really? Yeah.

Cause he could work on it too. Okay. You know, he's one of those guys. And uh, drove us to the tip of Baja, California, G, Mexico. And I've seen I've seen pictures of this vacation. I was like, how did he ever do you know what the most reliable cars? It was, but I just mean like it was no AC. No a sure super hot. There's you three. There is no. It was my brother and his friend both my sister there were like Seven of us in this car That's a bunch of hippies Yeah of us like on the beach and these

Stranged sculpture isn't stuff him and then the other trips we took it was it was almost always road trips Was like Yellowstone, okay, okay? That's nice. Disney Land, would you do Disney Land? It's only like birthdays. Okay. Had to be an occasion. Never flying together as a family. Once to Hawaii. Okay.

That's not bad. What island you go to? Aahu. It was just straight. Like my dad wanted to see Pearl Harbor. Gotcha. Diamond. It was just all the touristy.

Shorkey Key, Diamond Head. Shor? All right. I was down. Yeah, of course. How old were you when you know it was just all the tourists. Sure key diamond head sure all right. I was down How old were you when you got your passport Um, probably younger now that I think about that. I was no I think the first time I traveling internationally. I was 16 maybe okay I was actually already a pro skater but You know most of the stuff we were doing was just in the US.

Sure. And I got invited to do a, basically like a Wonder Kids TV show in Tokyo. First of all, she went with Tokyo? Yeah, but this is funny because I just realized this really. Tony Hawk Super Terrific Happy Hour. It's supposed to be 14 and under

And I was 16 and I looked 14 so they said you have to lie about your age on the show Really? Yeah, Japanese TV. Yeah, that's around like a Cuban baseball player Burning your person to think it right and they made me they made me rename all my skate tricks because they didn't translate Because all skate tricks have strange names for sure and so that's called like one trick the floating leaf What was that supposed to be what was that? That one was a fake y'all like The floating leaf. Yeah, which I get it's just kind of just kind of drifts down and then The handplant, you know,

when you stand on one hand and we got called an invert or like a technique, that was the monkey backdrop. I liked that one better tone. I gotta be honest with you. That's out there. You wanna look it up, that's out there. You can see that. Tony's doing the monkey backdrop.

Over there doing the Fuji apple. All right, that's all right. Yeah. What was the first big check from skateboarding? Do you remember my first check? Okay. It was $4.85. Take that, Dad.

Get my watch in Tokyo. Or for a signature model. Okay. So they sold five not months. And how does that develop from you doing it, not recreationally, but you trying to do it to, you start to become a pro. What are your parents thinking? What are they saying?

Are they supportive about it? They're supportive, yeah. I think that's my dad. Yeah, because he had such a rough childhood. He just leaned into whatever his kids were into, even if it was weird. So my brother, sir, for my sister was a singer, like I said, my brother became the editor

for the magazine, my sister ended up singing for Michael Bolton among young children. Much other girls. So it worked. It worked. It worked, yeah. But when I started skating, he saw this lack of organization and support for the kids

and he saw what it brought me in terms of my sense of self and my, you know, just my confidence level. And so he started an organization to sanction skate events. Damn, dude. So that was definitely supportive. Shout out to our hawks. That's right. What posters did you have on your wall when you were a kid? Like a young kid, pre-skating I would say. Um. I feel like I had a kiss poster. Gentlemen, okay.

Um, but I don't think I really, I think once I, once I started skating, I was just, that was it. I was skating pictures and stickers. Okay, I get that. You remember your first concert? The cars. Really? That's good. Damn, where was that? Cindy your first concert the cars really that's good damn. Where was that?

Cindy us for three and a damn Pretty close That my brother took me to nice Any first jobs did you have did you have a job a paper out yet a paper yeah, okay? Do it in the bike on the bike or jaw walk. I skated I forgot I just just had to talk to Tony Hawk. I suck. I was. Yeah. I mean, I was. I think Tony Hawk if he rode his bike on his bike. Well, but that's

if it might have been the kickflip. Kickflip wasn't wasn't even invented yet. Oh my god. You a backflip monkey. Yeah. Plenty of those. Holy shit. All right. Yeah, let's go screwing around here. Here, oh, sorry. You ever jump off a roof into a pool? Yes.

Of course, that was dumb or they're my question. My own, my own. You guys had a pool? No. Oh, in the neighborhood. He's doing that now. This community pool. Okay.

All right. And I remember my mission as a kid was to swim all the way across it lengthwise underwater And it was like Olympic size and you did it It took me a lot. I mean I would my mom said she would watch me and she'd be like he's going to drown Was there a high dive at this pool? No, no, all right 70s community pools played a real fast and loose Oh, I know I wish yeah, I wish there had been a high dives at three feet deep and shit like that. Yeah, yeah. It's like working in the circus. Like a horse. You can take those off if you want your

it's okay. Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with brother. Do you open your eyes underwater? Yeah, still do. Yeah. Do you do it? Some people don't do it. Some people are very anti that in the ocean. I do, yeah. Yeah, you do it in a hot tub. Not duck diving though. Do you guys know what duck diving is? Yeah. Seeing the North Shore, it's when he go underneath the wave.

Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't, oh my, I duck diving just because I don't want to get blasted with the foam. Sure. Um, what did you ask me? What was the other one? The hot tub? Yeah, yeah. Open the hot tub. You're the only guy I've ever, I do it myself. You're the only other guy that opens the sides underwater in the hot tub

I don't know what gauge of garbage that is It's not classy I don't know garbage either the fucking Kennedy's ain't doing it I don't have some some ulterior motive by opening He doing a little peeking down there Tony. So you're going The moms of the community hot tub That's what I'm doing You know what they got a hot tub in our community pool and they wouldn't let us in it. Oh, yeah

Of course like there was whatever 16 and no They said it was bad for kids even though they were just trying to keep the kids out here You're under they would appear but I'm trying to get creepy. Yeah, couple of swingers in there Trying to let loose. What was like a dinner like what at dinner time, the hawk household, you know, what was that like as a girl cook? She cooked.

Okay, it wasn't, it wasn't great. Okay. And that is, that's just not from my judgment. That's my siblings as well. Okay. We're like mom is not a great guy. Did you have a particular dish? She would. My siblings as well. Okay. We're like, mom is not a great guy. Did you have a particular dish? She would do spaghetti with meat sauce.

Okay. But it didn't have much tomato flavor. So it was kind of going for a bowl of nays, but I don't think that was the intention. That's right. Yeah. So I just remember sort of like ground beef on noodles. Okay.

Would you pack a lunch to school or would you buy lunch at school? Pack a lunch. What would you usually take? Um, Kind of sandwich man. Yeah, it was pure and jelly peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. What's the last thing you had to peanut butter and jelly? I think I had one at my house in the last year. All right. Grape jelly strawberry. What are you? Strawberry chunky peanut butter creamy. I like them both. You do. I usually buy creamy though.

Are you buying something real, real fancy? Or are you going like gifs? Gippy. Gippy. Really? Kind of bread and hockey. Giff. White bread.

That crazy. Uh, wait, wait. Now, but back then all day white. Yeah. Wonder bread. Will you wonder bread family? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Wonder bread spaghetti us. Ain't none wrong with it. Did Lieutenant Commander Hawk run a tight chip at the house? Like did your room have to be clean? No, could you eat in your room? Yeah. Yeah? I mean, I'm, you know, I'm Gen X.

Like, it were just left to own devices. It was like just keep him busy. Yeah, keep him alive. Or just stay out. Stay out until the street lights come on. Sure. Or, you know, 10 o'clock or whatever. Is there any shows that you guys would watch together as a family? We would watch 60 minutes not because

I wanted to. Every Sunday. Like, my parents watched. Did you heard that clock going? You're like, fuck. Yeah. I know. Like, watching subjects and themes that I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Talking about the Iran controversy. Yeah. And then what Andy Rooney would come on, you're like, well, that guy's kind of funny. Yeah. I always thought he had an addict saved it for being honest. Watch the deal with you.

Yeah, but it was like the only, it was at least something. It's like some levity to him. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, for sure. I do remember the thing that I got to watch on my debt, well, let's see, no, we also watched taxi. Cool, together. But the thing that he and I both connected on

that was like, oh, we're gonna watch it. Would you remember police squad? Of course. When police squad came on, that was like, that was the family. Precursor to the naked gun. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff.

Was he an all in the family man? Did he like all in the family? He did, yeah. Yeah. Okay. He was always in front of the TV. So I'm just trying to think of when I was there. But you were also there. Huh. Was he a beer drinker? Do you like beer? He didn't drink really. No. I think because of his his his his upbringing. Got you. Uh, when you were so to family. Yes. What were you rocking Pepsi Coke co family? Yeah, coke at dinner You all day really. Yeah, would you have milk with dinner? Yeah, sometimes okay. Yeah, I remember Now you got now you got me going I remember coming over from school some was latchkey kid right I come up

Sure, and I would make myself a Bowl of Captain Crunch school, so I'm a latchkey kid, right? I come home from school and I'm going home. And I would make myself a bowl of cat and crunch. And then... Peanut butter or original, I'm sorry. Original. Okay. And then I would make my own cinnamon toast. Right. Go like make the toast, mix up sugar and cinnamon.

Little butter. Butter. Yep. And a bowl of ice cream with vanilla ice cream, Hershey syrup, and a little bit of milk so that I can mix it up into my own milkshake. That was my after school snack. All three of those things in front of me.

Damn. Dude, I think back now, the most unhealthy thing I could have done, but back then it was like, this is the dream. It's the height of lunch. On a TV tray. Oh, watching leave it to be there. There you go. Can't let's talk about helix.

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It's unbelievable. Okay. All right. I like this. When you did start making some cash, skateboarding, was as a young man, was there a silly, crazy purchase? You buy yourself a jet ski or anything like that? Over extend on a car or something.

A date with Tony Cotain or something? I bought. This is so dumb. You say a date with Tony Cotain? Where the could you buy this? Weird sizing, weird size. Which I'm fully. Yes, I would have.

Yeah. Had that been available. That was like a make-wish thing. Why can't't even give her name. What's your name in that? I can't pull it Rachel something oh No curly hair. Yeah, Toby you got it Lisa. Yes. What's the actors? Yeah Lisa was the character. Oh shit my bad Kelly LeBrock Fantastic I'm ever seen Anthony Michael Hall at an event when I started to get invited to things like that. Sure.

And he recognized me, which I was stoked, but I was like, weird science. He was literally a comedic genius when he was a kid. Yeah, shout out to Anthony, my 16 kind of, man. But go ahead, big purchase. Oh, so my, I live near one of my older sisters. We together bought a tanning bed. Whoa. That's the most.

How are trash? And we live. That's the trashiest thing we live in San Diego. What year are we talking here? Uh, let's see. Well, late 80s? You would have been like 87, yeah. Dude, they were so dangerous back then.

Yeah. Better off on the sun. No, we bought it in Sharp Rim and... Dude. Which was the height of luxury. Oh, yeah. Well, still isn't much. And that's what I would do.

I would go, like, if I got a decent paycheck, because my paycheck was all royalty-based. So sometimes it's up here and somebody's down here. So like, oh, this is a good month. I'd go there and get like the newest small camera and the best new headphones. Just a, and it was all garbage. Like it was the worst quality.

Would you keep detaining bed at her house? But I, it was close enough that I would just go use it. Like, intergarage. Did you guys use it a lot? Did it get easy? I used itators. Did you guys use it a lot did it twice? Remember how much it cost Probably that's then like 10 grand Thousands yeah for sure

Yeah, also at 10 grand in the 80s went as well be four mill. Oh Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that's crazy. I wanted to buy at the time I wanted to buy our arcade machine 720 and I couldn't get a deal on it. They wanted 12 grand for it and that should have been my cool ultra purchase, but I never bought one. This is the coolest thing I've ever bought and now it's out of order, a big buck hunting machine. I did.

I ended up, I came upon a 720 machine last year. Give you a good deal on that. Yes, very good deal. Yeah. Oh, the guy was trying to get rid of it because it was taking a room to his house. There you go. I was saying the buck hunter, I'll give you a good deal on that. If you want. Oh, but no, no, please get it out of your carry.

I mean, I'm out five grand on it. Who was cutting the hair when you were a kid? Just go to a regular barber. Your mom do it. Um, I think my mom did it. Mom was doing it in the kitchen. Uh, yep. Nice. Do you ever have a proper bowl cut? I'm like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've plenty of photograph proof who's cutting the hair now Who's cutting the hair is hair stylist hair style they come to the house or you go to them I go to them go to them all right What's that run you? About like 80 bucks? Well, if it depends if she does. Okay. I'm not hiding it.

Like, I'm trying to cover this gray as much as possible. Is that like a running tab situation? Or is it like you go, get the haircut, boom, here you go. Yeah. Nice. What do you drop it on the tip? What's the tip? What's the tip?

Yeah. Uh, 40 bucks. You do 40. Yeah. All right. So 120 after door. Yeah, 120. Yeah. I've already got it right right there. Hey, bad at all. Nice. You doing all right. Tell you that. Hmm. I got a little bit of cash on you,

Tony. Uh, you're a, uh, hmm. Are you, do you consider yourself a bit of a foodie? I do now. Yes. You do now. Yeah. Because I saw that. I saw where you were the other day at 11. That's part. Yeah. Which is. I think that's the one thing that I will definitely splurge on, but also take advantage of whatever celebrity I have accrued.

I love that. We heard about the shipwreck. The shipwreck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the ultimate. Right, yeah. The fact that you're at a restaurant that has a ship stable in the kitchen.

That I know too, yeah. We're going to a Tomics tomorrow. I don't know what that is. That's the thing. Tomics is like, this guy's good. Like, number, going to we're going to a Tomics tomorrow. I don't know what that is. Tomics is like, it's good. Like number. I want to say like number three restaurant in the world right now. Okay. Here in NYC.

How are you setting those reservations up? You can't just call me like Tony Hawk. I'm serious. I'm Tony Hawk. I have luckily a network of friends that are connected. My friend, John Gray, he runs ghetto gastro. He's my New York City connection. So you call him in the city I'm looking at these by went out with him and then like, oh, you got a connection to economics?

Of course he does. Yes, when you go out to dinner, you're cool. So you go out with a few of your friends is it Individual eating or you get like a bunch of apps or the table and share it. Are you a shared food guy? Yeah, yeah try everything. Yeah, yeah. Try everything? Yeah. Yeah, try, I mean, not everything. It's not, I don't like being crazy, wasteful. No, no, I'm saying like, would you just get your own appetizer?

No, no, I would be like, no, we're getting all these. Okay, yeah. Yeah, all right. Let's like, we went. Sprinkle me in, feel a little bit. Yeah, we went, I took one of my kids to this other place here, Tatiana, which is another highly red restaurant, anyone.

And we went there and I just pointed, I read about, I'm obsessed. Sure. But I just pointed out the last four appetizers, like we want all these. Hit me with them. Nice. Tony Hawk, man. Uh huh. I have to see it.

How do you get your steak cooked? Medium. Medium. Yeah. Okay. Respectable. Respectable. It's not medium rare, but it's all right. It's all right.

I think I do medium because a lot of times we're getting stuff to go or it's in the middle of stuff and then if it's medium rare and it sits for at any length of time, it starts running. Cold and rare. I get that. Are you a sushi guy? You like sushi? Yeah.

Okay. And do you take leftovers with you from the restaurant? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. No kidding. Wrap these up. We're taking them out.

Are you walking out? What the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what carry them out. Give this to my bag. What are you, Caddy? Hey, call James. Tell him to come over here. Grab my left ear. Bring my butter. Fetch my onion rings. Okay, well you changed the table.

Will you ask for a table change at a restaurant if you sit down and you don't like it? Do people do that? Sure. I don't. No, I've never once done that. But you're getting, they're putting you don't like it. Do people do that? Sure. I don't. I've never once done that. But you're getting there. Put me in a nice spot. Okay, yeah, you're right.

You're correct. When you're at, but I don't even, I mean, we went to just some diner this morning. There's no way we're in them. No, of course. New York City, I don't give a shit. Who you are. The Greeks don't like skateboarding, right? I call clubs now, okay?

Are you doing, like, at these nice joints, are they putting you in a private room in the back, are you a little semi-private table? Are you out with the riffraff? No, not with the riffraff, yeah. Because you are obviously, everybody, you know, you're a very famous person, right? At least...

I guess that means you ask, but... I would put, like, you're also a very man of the people. Man of the people. At the same time, you're not, like like you're also a very man of the people the people at the same time You're not like you're very approachable and everything. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be set apart like that anyway Man, that's what I want it feels put me in the back But it is weird like with my wife. She isn't she's not into the gluttony and we go places and then They you know they get excited and they'll send out a bunch of stuff and then she just got me like Great. Yeah.

Now I'm stuck here. Now we're in this. All this food. How do you feel about it? You're like, keep in common. I get hyped, yeah. But we've come to an agreement where if I know it's gonna be excessive, it's gonna be my own thing.

Okay. Got you. And that's fine. We've agreed to disagree on that. Do you booze at all? You drink? Yes. You like a nice glass of wine?

Whiskey. You like whiskey? Yeah. What's your go-to? Do you have a go-to? Oh man, that's a load of question. Hokusyu 12. Yes.

Japanese. That one of your tricks? That's it. That's a good name for a trick. You're on the bottle. Damn. That's a good idea. Yeah.

Is that okay? So I love the restaurant talk. Here we go. You sit down. You're kicking it off. First of all, is it is a bottled water tap water or spark water? You're doing tap. Yeah.

I mean, if they're just, they just throw you the three options and we use a go tap water yeah. Really? Okay. Okay. And then what can I get you to start? You want something to drink? You want something from the bar? You're getting a glass of glass of whiskey. Yes. Are you getting a cocktail with it? Or is it just straight on the rocks? Yeah. Man, that's pretty fucking classy. Is that classy? Yes! Don't forget who you're fucking.

This is fucking Mr. Hawk. Both brigade. You see? You asked some of you wrote a bike what are you talking about Jerry use roller blades Man I'm an idiot All right, so you kick it off with that then you do the apps and you have dinner. He dessert man You like a sweet. Yeah, what do you like? What's the poison? Chocolate yeah, I mean I'm not i'm not picky i don't like cheesecake really uh... i don't think she's coming by you just made a more than a mission said that

did i say i don't like all the she's that's a security way i don't like most she's case and in that situation i use is it all have the chocolate moves she'll have to this or is it spread out with a bite of this, a bite of that, bite of that? Uh, well, generally, for instance, the last person went, they just sent them out. We want to send you guys shirts. Sure. Of course they do.

Awesome. Yes. And everybody just tries. But I usually, I'm, I'm usually the guy, if it's by choice, I'll just ask them what, what do they recommend? And when you take, so when they brought out the desserts on the house and you didn't finish them, you taking those with you too, or do you leave those there? Does there still travel? Yeah, I don't think we generally take the,

but they usually get eaten. I mean, it's almost always. Oh, okay. There's a group of four or five of it. But if not, that's a job. Yeah, there's not, like this person, there's not the, the, whatever, decadent chocolate cake, you know, with the ice cream.

None of that's getting left. Okay. None of that's getting, yeah. There's a lighter to left. Yeah, it's someone's taking it. Someone's taking it. Are you a coffee man? Do you have an espresso to finish off the meal?

Uh, yeah. Black coffee, yeah. You do? Yeah. Okay. No espresso, I don't know. I don't usually get espresso, but I just, I just like black coffee.

Have a black coffee. Yeah. Okay. Not bad a black coffee. Yeah. Okay. Not bad. Respectable. He's doing all right. If we went to your house right now. Hold on.

Go ahead. Sorry. Before we leave the restaurant. Oh, all right. It's a culmination of the restaurant. Oh, here we go. You're out. Right.

Are you picking up most dinners? Yes. Right. That's right. He couldn't get that out quick enough. Who doesn't have to be? Yeah, I don't know. Who do you got to be with where they're getting? Who picks up a dinner for you?

That's what I wanted. That's who's grabbing the check and saying, uh, next to the last one, where agents in jail. My buddy John, I told you who runs ghetto, gastro, he, he, but he knows he's got to be stealthy about it. So he got out together the bathroom and I was convinced he was going to the bathroom because we weren't even really finished. And then he came back. So you're expecting to go the bathroom and I was convinced he was going to the bathroom because we weren't even really finished. Mm-hmm.

And then he came back and... So you're expecting to take care of this. I do, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's one perk that I can share with my success. And I'm happy to, like, I'd much rather have these social experiences and pay for them than to have anyone worried that they can't afford it. No, damn.

Gentlemen. So well put. I ever split in the check, multiple credit cards. Only when people insist on it. Okay. I usually just try to grab it. But you're not a fan of that. No.

You're not obviously not sending Venmo requests or anything like that. No, you have a Venmo? Yeah. You do? Yeah, that's No. Do you have a Venmo? Yeah. You do? Yeah. That's why I don't. I get the funniest request.

Yeah. So funny. I got to, I could share a, I get them too, people are like, I'm real jammed up, send me 50 bucks. Oh man, I'm in so much trouble from doing this because now people are gonna try to find me, but let me see if I can find some of the funnier ones.

Just laying on my first kickflip, give me 50 bucks. How do you find requests? I need 12, man. One guy requested $5 for Big Ass 900. So the guy said, this guy said, fishermen fees. You've been eating a lot of commercially sourced fish, Tony. That's bad for the oceans He wants to get paid you and yeah pay him so pay me mr. Ocean

This guy is the annual Tony Hawk appreciation fee So I have to pay him to appreciate me And the other guy just said Sup man, can you spot me five bucks? Got a respect all right all. All right. So we got the restaurant covered there. So now if we did go to your house is exhausting. We were not your

house. And you said, you guys want to glass of water. What are we getting? Are we getting from the we have to offer from the faucet? Are we getting a bottle? We get in reverse osmosis. I use liquid death. Because he's a company man because I get him free. Shout out though. I have a question for you They sent me they sent me four cases every every month nice

So you've had a ton of sponsorship deals like this. What was the free bagel bite situation back in the day? What was the I mean I was sponsored by them wait Wait, you were sponsored by Begglebites? Yeah. Are you our king? That was my first big corporate sponsor on my sort of second win of a career in the 90s before video games and stuff. That's why.

Did they send you some for free? Yeah. And I, through the years, I still buy him. Like I still buy him. I can still buy him. I buy him regularly. I buy him regularly for all of our kids. My daughter is 14 now. She still likes him.

So they're still in the freezer. Okay. But I got to do sort of a revamped sponsorship with them a couple of years ago because they knew I was still buying it So we went full circle literally 20 years ago by tip me up Dude I was like 13 with my homies that commercial came on I was a cute imagine on a free bagel bike Man to beat that guy

Would you would continue yourself a pop tart or a strudel man pop tarot pop tart, okay? Do you have a favorite pop tart flavor? Strawberry frosting. Yep. Okay, dude. All right. Could you do you eat pop tart without frosting? I had to when I was a kid. We got the off brand ones. We got toast. Oh, yeah. They sucked. Yeah. They saw. Now we had. Yeah. Relive and large real pop tarts. Yeah, crossing was when they were that was when they were they were hitting Two that's when they dropped. Yeah, aside from the Beggle bite. Do you have a go-to frozen pizza you like or that you used to like? Hot pockets, I mean, yeah, no, hey buddy. It's pretty trashy. That's very trashy

Yeah, I like it that for only dub and then do they have a double pepper anyone? I don't know if I ever ever have a double double. Who's who's doing the grocery shopping now and where you go? I do. You do. Mostly, yeah. Well, that's the thing. My wife and I do it.

We share in the duties, but she likes to go to much more healthier stores. Sure. You know, more like. Don't sell bagel bites, probably. Do not. Yes. Or Annie's off brand, like the healthy- Sure.

Get out of here. Annie's makes a pretty decent mac and cheese. I- Yes. But- Lay off the bagel bites though. Sure. Yeah, like if you ain't, you know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Gotcha. So I go to Gelsons, which is basically- Right. Like a regular grocery store. Yeah. And I'm getting all the- You see you on a Saturday night. Walking around Gelsons, which is basically. Right, like a regular grocery store. And I'm getting all the, you see you want to set it in? All three of names.

Walking around Gelsons with a shopping cart. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go there and ask him. Yeah, he comes there all the time. You go to the deli counter,

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I just get the, I just get the free packet. I just get the free packet. Really? Yeah. Wait a minute, like the, like the hill shire? Yeah. No kidding. Yeah.

Huh. Do you like it sliced thin? Not thin. No. I mean, I don't really, that blows my mind. I can't get a read on this guy. You're not going to the deli counter and saying, give me a pound of turkey and a pound of cheese.

You're going to, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to the deli counter. To the grocer section and getting, yeah, don't look, I have a line. So I know exactly it. I'm going, he's an escape boy. Exactly. I gotta hit the transfer and then I'm going left. And I'm going over using escape point like exactly. Yeah, I got hit the transfer and I'm going left and I'm going over getting getting these

one raising bread. He's got a camera guy in a cart behind him. What kind of bread? Well, I like to get cinnamon raisin bread, you know the yeah, you do yeah, yeah, since we're cinnamon raisin toast A lot of it goes to waste, but I every once in a while I get it so yeah, it's humble It's yeah, and then I get the thin Like wheat bread. That's my attempted keeping it healthy sure And then I just go straight into the like the orange shoes yogurt Front rock by the skim milk. Yeah, totally and then that one comes right back around into the deli And not the deli that you know the the cold day of the other side. That's where the security guard catches up,

but I'm in chases, I'm out. Yeah, you kids. Who's packing the, you packing the kids lunch? I used to. Yeah, I mean, my daughter, she's just, she's self-sufficient now. She's got a couple of pay, she's got like, and they have, they have lunches

that she can buy at school and she prefers that. Okay. But I used to, yeah. Wow. What's your go-to breakfast? What's a typical breakfast for you? Either that, what is it, oatmeal, the steel cut? Steel cut, yeah.

Don't steal cut. Yeah, either that or corn flakes or fossa flakes. Real? Yeah. You still. Real? Yeah. You still drinking soda? Yeah, we usually have a supply of coke and diet coke. Eat frosted flakes. Sometimes, sometimes.

I feel like I can't get rid of. But then sometimes it's just like yogurt and I'll put cornflakes on the yogurt. Okay. I mean, this guy is my kind of guy. What about if you're having like eggs, how would you normally have your eggs and do you like eggs? If I'm home scrambled.

Home scrambled. Cheese, but cheese in them? Yeah. American? Yeah, or cheddar? All right, yeah. It's like a 14 year old man. This is fucking awesome. He sponsored by bagel buns.

Oh my god, I got it. Not anymore but Hey, I'm a free agent now one of us run it back Jump on pizza rolls like your own blood so creeps. Yeah, let's see eggs and cinnamon raisins. He does yeah Okay, how many suits do you own now? I have one one suit the one I got married in yeah, I mean I have I have one suit, the one I got married in, yeah. I mean, I have another one, but it's so old that it would, you know, like,

if I really were to bring it out, people like, dude. Shoulder pads, I can't steal that. I'm gonna be shooting that. Okay. Do you know what I don't know a whole lot about high fashion, but I feel like you would be like, that's from 1997. Some balls in it, and shit.

Is it a designer brand holes in it. Yeah. Is it a designer brand? Is it an expensive suit? Probably not. Yeah, it's Zenia. I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Irmenealeda, emilde?

Okay. I don't know. You didn't get it at today's man. I did not. Okay. I got it. Actually, I got it from a friend of a friend who owns a owns a suit Do you not a tie a tie? No

How many bathing suits do you own bathing suits? Yeah, just trunks. Yeah, I got like four. Okay, do you wear underwear under them? No Do they have netted it? Or do they know no, but I go surfing like I know it's board shorts. Yeah, okay. You know, just board shorts. Just a free bond, yeah, free for them. Okay. Huh.

You gotta pull it to house. Yes. Jhat tub? Yes. Connect it. It's connected, yeah. Waterfall? Uh, you mean like from the hot tub into the pool?

Yes. Not like actual waterfall, but it's just the same house that was on cribs. Most likely, pool, yes. Not like a actual waterfall, but just the same house that was on cribs. Most likely, yeah. It's a nice house. Saltwater, chlorine pool. Chlorine. Chlorine.

Yeah, all right. Anyone in your family ever represent themselves in court? I don't think so. Okay. Okay. Who's cutting the grass? You have landscapes who you're doing it yourself? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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You have a go-to karaoke song? Wow. I don't, not really. I think, That's a good thing. Yeah, I don't know. I was trying to think of what my first karaoke song was. I remember saying, when Doves fly,

oh man. Really get the party going with that. She's sped it up. It was gonna do a karaoke. Is that fucking Tony Hawk? Yeah, this was like mid 90s and they had an MTV event. They had a big after party and Steve Cabalero, who's also a professional from that era.

He and I got up and sang Windows. I have no idea why we chose that. Okay. Huh. But I'm not saying that's a go to, because that was one and done. Sure. Will you dance at a wedding?

Nah. I would prefer not to. Okay. I mean, my nephew got married here actually in Brooklyn last year and I felt compelled to do the short. What are we talking about? Electric slide, we doing the Macarena, just load that there doing a little bit of... Actually, his bride is Russian, so they're doing this very traditional Russian thing.

Okay. That's all right. So I can't even tell you what kind of music it was all right, but it got everyone moving Um nephew's wedding What's a guy like you Drop it in the envelope on a on a on a relative like that at least a G That's the right answer

Mr. Hawk the bird man. Yeah, at least a G. That's a fucking gentleman right that is like that is also like The very gentleman responds Let's let's let's the mind wand there. I don't know But it's at least a G. Yeah Get you like if I knew I gave them less than that it would just be like He's your I bet I picture your nephew at home right now would have checked for like 200 than that it would just be like I picture your nephew at home right now would have checked for like 200 bucks. I am mother fucker.

This thing bounce. It's all I could get out of the ATM. He gave me a rebate. I have a $400 limit. I'm sorry. I'm traveling. Gives him a rebate for bagel bites. Okay.

Okay. Now is that a checker? That's a good one actually. I did a whole promotion with Chipotle and there it was a kind of this. This I don't know how to explain it wasn't really a direct promotion so they couldn't necessarily give me a budget for it. So they gave me like a thousand dollars in Chipotle cards. And I used that for Christmas gifts. For like corporate gifts. It was amazing amazing of course. That's all right. People are hyped. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently there's a bl- there's like a black

Chipotle card that they give I got one you do I do yeah car blanche. What's up? You just walk in it's it's it's supposed to be for Burrito a day. Okay. Yeah, it's and I don't have an army, but it's his 20 Hawks burrito card. Are you using that? I've used it maybe twice. I've had it for like five years. Okay. It feels a little pretentious. I've heard I've heard people being like Yeah, and I've also presented it because you know, it's a flex obviously and I was with a friend I was like, come on, you gotta use it. I'm like, all right, and the cashier's like, I don't I was with a friend. I was like, come on, you gotta use it. I'm like, all right. And the cashier's like, I don't Gwakomole is extra bad. Yeah, exactly. Your balance is 295. Yeah, that don't cover Gwak and chips But the manager came over and was like, oh, yeah, you gotta put this code and

Dude, I would be using it. Give you a water cup, too, and I'm putting soda in it I'd be using it at restaurants and ballers to flex on people. Oh yeah. Oh sorry, it's my lifetime burrito card. I'll take that back. I used to have, this was one of the coolest things in the sort of 2000s when I had a bit of celebrity then was I got a wonka card. And this is before social media,

before everyone's really connected on even on cell phones And it was like call this number and just say an address and then we'll send you a grip of candy So I would call it every couple months and be like yep Did to do my address and this giant box of different wonka candy would come would it was the golden ticket that day Or like a couple days later like next day next day. Yeah, man. That's a hookup right there. That was pretty sick.

Yeah, that's all right. Huh. What kind of car are you whipping around in now? I have a lucid air. Electric car. Electric car. Electric car. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. That's the day to day. Yeah. That's because it's got great range. Okay. Okay. That's the day to day. Yeah. Because it's got great range. So, would you consider yourself a car guy? Do you have anything? I have a 64 Corvette.

That's pretty cool. That's the opposite of an electric car. Yeah. Oh, wait, but you know what I did? I electrified it. Did you? What? What are you?

Doc Brown? You electrified. I don't even hear it about it. I heard about a company that was doing that near my area and I brought it up to them and they're like, well, we'd love to do it. If we could do it for a TV thing, like, yeah. No problem.

So they did it for Leno's. Sure. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. So they, and actually, we talked about them doing it. They started the process. The COVID hit. It just everything went south and then Leno called and they got it done. Man, it was super cool. Electric. Do they do the thing where they put like a speaker in it so it still makes the engine sound? Not yet. Let's just say they're still fine tuning it. It's been a while.

Not yet. Let's just say they're still fine tuning it. It's been a while. Okay. Have you ever asked for a receipt at a toll booth? No. You got the easy pass, right? What's up? You got easy pass.

That's probably not easy pass. It's fast-trackin' home. Okay. Yeah. All right. What's a family vacation look like now? Where are you going? What are you doing?

It's usually tropical. Let's see, the last vacation, on the last vacation we took last year, we went to Italy and we went to this place that basically you rent houses on the property, but it's all part of more of a hotel property. So you can go to the restaurant and... Sure.

Sure. It was definitely the Italian experience. restaurant. Sure. Sure. Sure. It was definitely the Italian experience. Okay. I'm just not doing it right. TSA pre-check, I assume. I don't have it because I'm not all of my kids have it. So I travel with them a lot, so I just, and I just haven't bothered.

You're waiting in line? You're taking your shoes off? What? You joking, right? No, but I, you got the Chipotle card flash it at um But I'm using the first class line of course all right that makes sense you throw yeah Here you are flying first class, but honestly the the first class line usually is shorter than the TSA line Sometimes it is but you still have to take your shoes off. I don't care about that. My shoes are, you think, look at this.

It's no problem. You ever get to go into that private thing where they have stuff and where you're not waiting online? Yes, concierge key. Yes, yes. You do that. Feeling that to LAX a couple of times. Yeah.

Private suite. Yeah, that's unreal. Yeah, Mr. Kreischer talks about that a lot. Yeah, that's the place, that's crazy. They're gonna have to get him asked for that or do you have to pay to get a pay? It's crazy, right? Are you a lounge man?

Do you enjoy a lounge? If the layover is long enough. Okay. Otherwise, will you grab a bite to eat in the airport? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Donald, you're a very simple man. Mickey D's.

Yeah. You're a Mickey D's man. Cheeseburger no onions. Cheeseburger no onions. I Cheeseburger No Onions. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about that. Really? Is that all you're doing?

Give me your typical Mickey D's order. Cheeseburger No Onions fries, large iced tea. On sweetened iced tea? On sweetened. Huh. Yeah. Just a cheeseburger. Or a coke like if I'm feeling...

Not a quarter pounder. Cheeseburger. Not double cheeseburger. I like the size. And that fills you up, that's it. I mean, it's good enough for, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get food on the plane. Okay.

You know, but that'll do. No onions. I'm my favorite, the diced onions at Mickey D's. I don't know, it's just when I was a kid, that's all I would taste, and then that just triggered me every time. That makes sense. With the travel, when was the last,

obviously first class now? When was the last time you were in the van with like the team? Oh, that still happens. Absolutely. I was in the just a couple years ago in Vegas with the whole team. Click. We went, we went to a a backyard pool, but it was a pool in an apartment complex that was empty to skate it, try to get some clips and some photos and

cop showed up and I managed to get everyone out of the ticket. Yeah, I wouldn't look shit, dude. But still, that's awesome. You're still living it, bro. That's crazy. Oh, man, dude. Fucking slim gyms in the back seat. I'm chasing you out. That Clint came to our show in Oklahoma City. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Clint was on that trip. Yeah, he's the man. Damn. Yeah. That's pretty I've ever been ghost hunting No, okay anybody in your family reclaimed to see you off. Oh No, okay I've ever bought the floor model of an appliance or a TV. Yes recently Have you ever bought the floor model of an appliance or a TV? Yes. Recently? Uh... Yeah. What?

Really? Yeah, what was it? It was something that there's the only one. It was like, yeah, I'm fine. All right, that makes sense. The only one you'll take. Like, we're talking like in the best bottle. Oh, you mean like the...

It'd be like, hey, knock off 200 bucks and I'll take this one. I did get a discount on it. They always give you a discount. Yeah. It was something fancy though. It was something like, oh man, what was it? It was like a product or something. Something fancy where I was like, can we just get that one? That's the one we have. Okay. We'll give you a slight discount on it. A product. Like we see. It was something that was like my wife and I would, you know, we're making TVs now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, making TVs now. No, no, no, no, no

You know you have no idea bro. How poor are we? He mentioned restaurants and fucking shoes. I don't know. I just give the illuminati skateboarder my TV and Up we were in Louis Vuitton car. You don't know what's going on over here Gucci hot dog rolls. What is the one thing you'll splurge on, you know, designer like what you know, because you're, you know, you're wearing very basic, you know, a lot of stuff. You're wearing your fucking birdhouse hoodie and stuff. I would, what are you like a watch guy watch. I got into I got heavily into watches to the point where I had to get out really yeah, cuz it was just a rabbit hole

Don't they say it's about they always like retain their some of them did okay most of them Went not so much. I'm not like taking the greatest care of them So okay, did you have a swatch watch back in the day shark watching anything like that? I just watch watch Yeah, you had a swatch. Yeah, you ever have one of those Puken necklaces? Yeah. Rock one of those? Of course. Okay.

Puken necklace and then- It was the guy that wore one that everybody else was trying to be the way her, that's why I wore one. That's why I can't fall at the top. That was trying to be tough. At school, it was basically, you went to Hawaii, proof you went to Hawaii was a Puken necklace. Sure.

So when I went to Hawaii with my parents that one time, uh-huh, came back with it. Came duck. Sure. So when I went to Hawaii with my parents, that one time. Uh-huh. Yeah. Came back with it. Came back. And then proof that you've been to Tijuana is when you were in a poncho. Okay. Proof that I went to Hawaii with New Jersey.

Shark two necklace. There you go. Kind of black eye. Well, you get cash back when you make a purchase. Like, let's say you can go to a CVS or something like that. You get a, you pay with your card. Only rarely. Okay.

I have, but I don't usually. Are you more of a debit card man? More of a credit card man. Um, I'm both. You're both. What kind of plastic are you throwing around? Got an MX? Um, I do, but I just use my visa, my bank of America visa.

Most of them. Most of them, because I'm trying to get miles. Hey, I can't do this guy's tea. He plays both sides of the bowl. So most of most because I'm I'm trying to get miles We place both sides of the ball It's cuz I live both side of that coin Are you using my yeah, yeah, absolutely. To what life? To come here. To what?

First class, San Diego to Newark, it's 100,000 miles. And I had 300,000 on my account. Are you booking the flight yourself? Like you're going on a... If it's for personal, yeah, but if not... If it's for work, yes. for work. It's usually just you know It's your managers or somebody yeah, um, let's step into the house for a second. I can't believe you're using my dude It's insane. It's insane

You like to eat you got you like to cook at the house too you guys like to cook no now you doing family dinners Yeah, but it's usually it's usually delivery really like door to ash or oh You like to cook at the house too? You guys like to cook? No. No, you doing family dinners? Yeah, but it's usually delivery. Really? Like door toesher. Okay. Grab a moment. Now, when you guys sit down at the table and eat,

or when you can eat in front of the couch, or can you eat on the couch? It depends. Our kids are always so scattered. Most of them are out of the house now. Sure. So if they're in town, we try to time it so everyone's there, but it's usually it's so hard.

It's like hurting cats. Yeah. All right. So usually what happens is we get the food, I get an abundance of food, and then my wife and I will sit and eat it, and then the boys will come in an hour later, so it's already in the fridge,

or they'll tear it up. Yeah, and then they eat it back up. So that's how it is. Well, you take it out of the packaging that it comes in and plate it or you eat out of like the container that it comes in. We usually played it. Yeah. That's not bad. What are you drinking with dinner at the house? We have a soda. We have an iced tea. We have. Yeah, I see it or water. Yeah. Home made iced tea. No, no, no. Is it powder or like what's it? Usually I order it with the feel. Okay. Yeah. Home made iced tea? No. No. No. Is it powder or like a what's it? Usually I order it with the

feel. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Well, you a crystal light family growing up. You ever mess with that? No. No crystal light. Mm-hmm. Uh, dominoes are pizza hut. Huh. I'm not. It even one works for me. You're cool with it. Yeah. Are you in an outman? Yeah. Okay. No onions. No onions. All right. Thank you for that. Sure.

I respect it. This is another hot button issue on the show. You get out of the shower, you're getting dressed. Do you put your socks and then pants or your pants and then your socks? Pants and socks. So underwear pants socks. Yeah.

When you put into the odor and on, after the shirt or before the shirt. I don't know if I ever methodically figured that one out. Like if it just happens when it happens. When I get to my toiletries or whatever, then that's when it happens. Do you know what the odor in your rock and what are you using? I have a jumbo or vatostick. You do? Yeah.

Counting points, huh? Yeah, I know what the fuck. It's crazy. You put anything in the hair? Any product? Rarely. Okay. No, I would say no.

Are you peeing in the shower? Are you peeing in the shower? Yeah. Brush your teeth in there? No. In the shower, you got his and her sinks in the bathroom? Yes. Is the tub separate from the shower? Yeah. Brush your teeth in there? No. In the shower, you got his and her sinks in the bathroom? Yes. Is the tub separate from the shower?

Yes. Glass door on the shower. Yep. Fountain, or what's it called? Rain coming down? Waterfall, yeah. Waterfall? We have both.

You have both? Yeah. Do you have your own closets? Like you're like, Yeah, it's connected. Okay. So there's a lot of spillover. Sure. But yes, we have our separate sides, yeah. They're connected. Well, it's connected. Okay. So there's a lot of spillover. Sure. But yes, we have our separate sides.

Yeah. They're connected. Well, it's just one long closet. There's sort of a... Divider. Yeah, there's an imaginary divider. Sure. King size bet, I assume.

California king. California king. Gatto. How many are? I'm six. He's a fucking California king. You want another water? Are you okay?

I'm okay. How many pillows you use in the sleep? I'm sure there's just one. You sleep in on your side, sleep in on your back. On my back, because my neck is kind of jacked. No kid, you sleep on your back. Yep. Huh. Is the TV on when you go to sleep?

Usually, yes. What do you usually watch? If I mean, if we're up that late, Colbert. Okay. Um, usually we're watching something that was that we recorded. That was just a series that we're going to see. I think the last thing we were watching was, uh, silo. Okay. And you fall see with the TV on. Did you set the timer and it's off when you wake up? No. It's just on when you wake up. Yeah. My, my wife will usually wake up through the middle of the night put some on You have books next to the bed you reading anything? No, I mean, I have a book next to the bed

I don't read it, but I always look at it go man. I gotta get back into that For the last two years. That's what I'm talking about What are you thinking Kippy? Huh, this is He's way Tr trashier than I imagine. In a great way, but vexing to say the least. I'm late to trash. Sure.

Right? I mean, but he's got John Vardado's fucking deodorant. Ha ha ha ha ha. What's the refrigerator? He probably used a mail-in rebate on. Tell the photographer, get him a bottle of water. Okay. What's the, what's the fridge situation?

Is it a Viking sub Z? Stainless. Yeah, it's Viking. Viking. Yeah. Same thing with the, with the range. With the, with the, with the, what the range is, we just redid our kitchen,

so it's definitely not trash. Is it in, is it in the middle? Like is it, is it on an island? We have an island, but the range is on the side. Okay. I think I'm pretty good here, man, to be honest. What kind of luggage you got? Not nothing special.

Just whatever. To me? No, I have a one. I just, they gave it to me at some conference. Okay. It's super light, and so I just run it. Okay. You check a bag? If I, no. gave it to me at some conference. Okay, it's super light. And so I just run it. Okay, you check a bag? If I know try not to.

Try not to. Yeah, I've had too many cases where my skateboard doesn't make it. Sure. So I carry my skateboard on as my carry on. You can't like in your hand or in a bag. Am I hand? Yeah. So I'm sitting on a plane.

Tony Hawk it's on. He's got a skateboarder in his hand. Yeah, always that's pretty fucking cool man. I have it here. I know you were all with it. Can you whistle with your fingers? No. You have magazines in the bathroom.

No, no, no, we have our phone. So you when you're in there, you're on your phone. That's it. Yeah, you're in there, you're on your phone, that's it. Yeah, you know how to use chopsticks? Yes. Hmm. When it comes to wings, do you prefer the flats or the leg?

Okay. You don't care. Do you have any $2 bills? I had one not long ago because my friend just gave it to me. Okay. So I probably still have it. Okay, but you're not holding on to it being like, this is gonna be worth something someday. No.

Okay. I mean, he has a whole, he has a stock pile of them. Yeah, people that's a guy's trash. People that think that they're gonna be worth something. Yeah, I don't know, but he gives them out. Like, here you go. I'll tell anybody. Yeah.

You didn't get to survey. If somebody's birthday you're at a restaurant and somebody's birthday is going on and they're singing happy birthday, will you chime in and sing happy birthday? Ha ha ha, no. Will you give a round of applause when they get done? Yes.

All right, that's the gentleman's move. That's a respectable move, Mr. Paul. Yeah. I think I'm gonna pull you out there. You need a lot more than that. Yeah, I mean, it to pull you out there. You need a lot more than that. Yeah, I mean it's So I never thought I'd know your trash, but it's confusing trash Where do you keep the what do you keep the butter in the house you keep it on the counter you keep it in the fridge?

Keep it in the fridge. Yeah catch up Catchers out there out not in a refrigerator. No. Interesting. Oh man. Is this supposed to be in the fridge? I think so. I think so.

Just refrigerated after opening, yeah. Oh, well, maybe it's in the fridge. I never really reached for the ketchup. Okay. Because when we're getting stuff that requires ketchup, we're getting fast food that we got the ketchup package. Sure. What are you dipping your fries in?

Would you dip your fries in mayo? Are you opposed to it? No, I just ketchup. Just ketchup. Yeah. Okay. All right. mayonnaise-wise.

Helmings. Got any on you? Helmings are Miracle Whip. Uh, that Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip. Who the fuck is this guy? This is crazy! Do we really like, is mayonnaise

there's something magical about mayonnaise? There's something magical about it. Yeah, Miracle Whips is... No, but it means they're high-end mayonnaise that it really is. Helmons! Helmons is the... Or you might know it as dukes

or America's best. I don't see, I don't even know what those are. But Miracle Whip? Yes. Miracle Whip, man. Ah. Are you a mustard guy?. Miracle whip, man. Ah. Are you a mustard guy? Yeah, just regular mustard. Gouldens or yellow?

Yellow. How do you like a hot dog? Cook, do you like it on the grill? Boiled? Microwaved. Microwaved? Well, if I'm gonna get it, I would hope it came from the grill. Okay, and what are you putting on it?

Catch up with mustard. Catch up with mustard. Yeah. Mm. You really are like the on it? Catch him mustard. Catch him mustard. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You really are like the poster child for the suburban American. Yeah, it really is, man. It's fucking awesome.

I mean, yeah, I grew up and just some regular kid in San Diego and going, you know, like, like, like, like, like, the gnarlyest dude in the world. My, my dad, our big, like, our big meal out would be Bob's big boy. Like, that's, you're going sure family dinner sure man listen as a fat 10-year-old kid who wanted to be nothing but a professional skateboarder It's crazy to sit down next to you and call you trash, but you're fucking track. Yeah I'm so happy I got to meet you, but you're fucking garbage. You're your, that's what my kids were hoping, though.

That was, I mean, the only way I could put your every single thing I hoped you would be. And you talk about fucking delivering man, fucking fantastic. 100% garbage. Thank you, thank you so much. John, this is surreal for me. Dude, I didn't think I'd ever be honored to be called garbage. Well, I'm happy to be the one to deal with, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tony Hawk.

Thank you, buddy. You got the garbage. You got the podcast, anything you want the folks out there to know? Yeah, Hawk versus Wolf. We're on every week. We got great guests. And I have a foundation, the Skate Park project

that we try to build. We help to build public ski parks under certain areas. Few here actually, Brooklyn Banks, LES. Right. And all class in that regard. And the given back section. Of course, that's amazing. Just one of the fucking coolest guys.

Yeah, I don't want to be on the podcast is your charity garbage. That's our new spin-off for working on. For which I would defend to the death that we are not garbage. Not at all. We actually have great ratings as a charity. And it's the work I must prod up. So, if you can look it up and you can help.

Yeah, it's crazy what you've given back, man. It's really unbelievable. It's an honor to sit down with you. Yeah, man. We can't thank you enough. We love you. Thanks a lot. We appreciate it.

Kippy, what do you got for us? Guys, we're all over the road. We're announcing second shows in Toronto, Denver, and Third show in Chicago get those tickets are moving quick. Philly's about to go Check it out Tony. Thank you again. Yeah, man. That was fun. I love you gang. We love you. We'll see you next week