Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Too Many Beers w/ Garbage Island!

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedians and podcast hosts Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor from Stuff Island! You know Stuff Island from Matt & Shanes Secret Podcast, Kill Tony, stand up comedy, Tires, This is Not Happening, Whiskey Ginger w/ Andrew Santino, Look at Dish, You Be Trippin' podcast and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Open Phone: Get started free, plus get 20% off your first 6 months at https://Quo.com/GARBAGEBrunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE ExpressVPN: Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Garbage Island. I'm your host, A. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition She's already passed the fuck out We wrote dickhead all over her forehead

Mike Coz is coming at you From right next to me He is the CEO of Are You Garbage He is an international businessman And my best pal in the whole way of ward And I'd love him Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan What up gang, shout out to you thanks for tuning in

They're not going to let me get through this And we love you thanks for tuning in Check out Patreon.com And check out those garage beers Shameless plug Woo! You sponsor on the show Shout out to the Kelsey brothers

The boys are in And speaking of boys being in, we got two of the best and brightest. Yeah. Our two best. Not a half in the bag. Not today. They've been out in the sunny and Zeppelin for the last 72 hours. Give it up for Chris O'Connor, Tommy Pope of Stuff Island, baby.

Oh, man. The boys are here. What a pleasure to be back. What a pleasure to be back. Garage beers are flowing. They're nice. Thank you, buddy. This is fine.

Just to set the stage for the listener out there. I got to text. You wonder what you were doing on your phone. At 8.18 a.m. drinking at spring lounge for a little bit if you're around, L.O.L. 818. You're at the bar. You're at the bar going, who else could I invite here? You're not even at the bar having a good time. For a nightcap on a Monday? Roll up. And you'll see I invite you there a couple weeks ago. Sure. Because we planned on drinking at 8 a.m. a long time ago. This guy, 8 a.m. getting after it.

You know, our Judy and Punch closed out in Astoria. It did. Yeah. No. Pretty sure. Maggie's all still open. Maggie's still cooking. I think they're both. It's still cooking. No. Conner's got the million yards stare already.

Dude. Maggie's strong. Maggie's strong. My eyes are shit. No, I'm sorry. Can I have a fact check on whether Judy and Punch closed? Well, according to the AMX statement, you were there three weeks ago. Can I get a ring cam on my cat?

I just want to make sure it's alive. They ever make a fun of me before because of my cat. Still banging. Still banging? Still banging? Yeah. Oh, get rid of all that thing. Of course, dude.

Where did you get that idea? I went by there one day. They told him it was closing. Hey, but he's going to have to get the fuck out of here. Eight a. You're trying to drink? Are you sure they're open? Yeah, Queens got it open right now.

If you did a visual scan of this whole table and said, who was drinking at 8 a.m.? Look at this guy. I know. Who, me? Yeah, Tommy Baham. I know. With the backwards head. I wasn't.

I was sleeping on your shoulder. It's up, fellow kids. You kids go to school here? I was sleeping in 802. He's got no fucking shoes on. What were you doing? What is this? You slept late today?

We have a very... That's our Rick Rubin. That's disgusting. He doesn't know anything about the champion. He don't even know how to turn them all, time. Wait, do you not wear shoes? You don't wear shoes when you're... Well, it's tough back there, so I take them off just to run back.

He got the fur. What are you talking about? What is this? It's a tight run back there, and then there's a bunch of outlets. He wears sandals. How big are your shoes? They're pretty big. He wears Birkenstock.

Yeah. Oh, good Lord. Sometimes autism speaks and it shouldn't. Tommy, what would it take for you to get in a pair of Burke? You're a fashionable guy. I got Birx. You will go to Birx. I got Birx.

I got Burke's slides. You do? Yeah. When you're buying weed down in Austin? I wouldn't act like that. What, have a great attitude? You don't go barefoot a lot. No.

For the audio listener, the fuse has been lit on Tommy Pope. Are you embarrassed by your feet? No, I have nice feet. I have very nice to show him off All right You've never seen his feet I can't remember I think I was

Also my My bare feet are going to touch This carpet Yeah you do A nice plush carpet we got The no show socks Ah you like that How you get on cam

Get on cam Yeah yeah kick them up Jesus Christ I mean Nice feet Why? You don't have floor cams You do

What do you think we got down there Yeah Say it in the way. You do it pretty good. Now, whispered in my ear, real slow. Tommy's trying to get his only fans off the ground. Where are you going? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?

Why? Now you're blocking the wide. Oh, there we go. Aging Dr. Hammertoe. That's not bad. I mean, dude, you think that's not on camera? That's not bad. You're in front of the guest cam.

You're in front of six cameras. I said I'm going to put it in part of the case. Oh, okay. Folks, that's Lamacill. New sponsor. What do you do? Get the worms out of you. This ain't bad.

This is pretty good. Could we set this up? Yeah, he just ruined every shot. You can't sit over there. You're back to the cat. No, you can be in the broadcast here. Hey, Tommy. Garage beers.

Tommy, Tommy, they can't see the garage beer sign. Get out of the way. Yeah, Tom. You're blocking the garage beers. Salt your garage The whole time My feet up Be funny if you had a garage beer sign on your back

Oh man No I was asleep this morning at 8 o'clock Because I slept all day yesterday And just said, hey, let it ride No Sorry, go ahead That's it So I wasn't up drinking at 8 o'clock

What was the 8 a.m. drink you're drinking And why did it have to be at 8 a.m? No, I got hit Yeah, Tolomor Doo. Why was at 8 a.m.? Because we had to do a quick intro shoot to the Dan and Katie

Look at Dish episode. So essentially it was three look at this film shoot days. Tarantino in this thing. It was totally unnecessary. He just wanted to get drunk. It seemed like it was European money involved in this.

First of all. Shut the fuck. It's actually a three-prong shoot. I woke up at 7 o'clock. That wasn't my idea. Believe it or not. Because, guess what? I get drunk at 10.

I don't need to fucking... I can't sleep in and get fucking canned as soon as I wake up. I don't need that bullshit. I can't tell me what to do. I don't want to fucking do it. But it's got like a visual appeal to it. Like, it's, you know, you're out in the wild. Kev, you're a booze dog.

No, no, no, no. You love Springland. I do like... Dave brought you up today. He talked about you. He loves you guys. He's a big fan. He's a shout out to him.

Shout out. So it was like a nice... Forcing you to walk this back. no no no listen listen they love you over there he spoke very highly of you it's a great it's a great bar and consent we just wanted we wanted like a different vibe and a different feel and we had so why not a bar you never been there

we had a kitchen there's a new set wait were you cooking an egg you know it's great it's great you get one question when is this question you're answered when do you think 25 minutes from now I don't know you won't cut to the chase I'll cut to the fucking chase all right then cut to it Man, you're both talking industry. Yeah, you guys went Hollywood. You guys are real fucking Hollywood.

You guys are projecting so hard right now. I'm just trying to enjoy my garage beer. You know, the regular guys like us. Why don't I just stay on that side? What's the fucking point? Tommy, we're going to hang out with your bros. Tommy, regular guys like us who drink garage beer, we don't follow this Hollywood jargon. Well, we wanted to get a little footage of something different than look at this.

It's an intro to look at dish. I like it. Yeah. It's a great bar. Shout out to it. Shout out. Shout out spring lounge. Shout out Dave.

Did you cook in there? Did you cook in there? No, we ran it at a kitchen that you guys recommend it. Kevin recommended. Okay. And we cooked a producer credit on it or do I wet my beak anywhere? I was a field producer. You know what it would be cool is if you cooked in a restaurant for an episode.

That would be awesome. Yeah. That's a plan. Take over like a. All right. Now Foley's producing too. Yeah. Well, we'll get you guys.

Well, I don't know if that counts. is like an idea I didn't hear it before you're fucking using your muscle but it's like it's like when you talk to your parents

about comedy and they're like you know it's a good place fucking Madison Square Garden you should do a thing there oh yeah oh yeah that's brilliant

I should have done a show there my mother said that to me why don't you guys cook in a nice kitchen he's got fucking slumming it and I don't say nice kitchen my buddy got hired to write for Jimmy Fallon

years ago my My buddy Luke My mother My mother goes Well you know Luke Luke's your friend right Well tell him to talk to Jimmy

And then you could do it It's like yeah it's that fucking easy Yeah it's like getting a job Like getting someone voucher free In the local Uncle Johnny They all love Johnny down there Get him in there

Johnny or voucher He'll get you your book My mother can only drink water Through a fountain like a cat I believe it He's talking making fun of me From the cat thing with the water It's crazy

What's crazy The fact that you got to run water through a fountain for these fucking You might ask for you put into your dog Come on, you don't, you can't act like you don't know What he's talking about Tommy has like a delayed fuse I heard you, I heard you the first time You're on a bit of a delay yourself

He delayed fused his own delay fuse show I feel like I'm in a fish tank I can't get through to you guys You're double delay fuse your own delay fuse show You're like the fattest second grader dressed like that What do you mean? I don't know I'm my hair What do you mean?

My hair back I can take it off if you want You look great Thanks buddy I miss you guys I miss you too The last time you were here I think you said we're gonna see you more

Now that we're gone And that's not the case That's what everybody says Before they leave somewhere Don't worry honey I'll be right back I'll be closer to you than ever I'm just going to New Zealand

For a few weeks I'll be right over your shoulder Anytime you need me Fucking dumb broad What a fuck! What a fuck! What a fuck fucking idiot. You love me, right?

Yeah, I love you. All right, cut that. I just saw Tommy. I look over a Luke's already down. We're back. Tommy, what's the dog's name? Bucca. Bucca?

Yeah. You are a guido. I thought it was going to be like Donatella Versace or something. Her last name's De Beppo. I feel like. At the Papa. Buga de Papa. We thought about name or olive.

No, it's short for San Buga. That name's Carmen. No, shit. Sorry, Kevin. This is my goldfish for 12 hours. Sorry, guys, I started drinking at 8 o'clock. Hard to join in. I tried to make.

Hey, I get the no sock, no shoes thing, man. I got your shoes off? Yeah. I've been to a shoes off pod? It's so nice. My nails are real long. It does feel like you're in the basement of like a nice aunt's house. Your nails?

It's bad. It's like a taraddle. Get up there, pig. Let's take a look. No, you know what I do. Get up there. No. And I'm going to put my socks.

back on and shit? No, you're not. And it's hard with the long nails. It's hard with the 400-pound body. You think it's a nail? If I took my socks off right now, I just wouldn't put it back on. Forever.

How do you get your socks on? Boomerang? I have these little elves that live in my closet. That's actually falls under Luke's part of Luke's production responsibility. No, wife's been away. Has me going sockless. I sit on the bed.

He's got socks, but it's just ripped. It's ripped from the top. I sit on the bed. I sit on the bed and like... Take my legs off. Put my socks on and reapply my legs. Like a standard human being. I sit on the bed sideways and I put them on.

Yeah. Let me see your fucking nails. So your nails are getting long because you can't cut them or because... No, no, I could. I just choose not. I just like forget and don't and then all of a sudden they're real long and then I start scratching my legs of them and I like it. Oh, that's nice. Oh, man.

I also, I love ripping a toenail off. Me too. Love it. I love it. Yeah, it's great. The big ones I can't. When you forget and they're long? Yeah.

And you're like, I got 10 of these. Wait, what? You could do, you could do your big toe too? Oh, yeah. Oh, my two. That's a risky one. It's a risky one. I could never.

You hurt yourself. No one could rip up one of my big toes on. Guys, don't try that out at home. No. As long as you're a professional. No, no, no. You got a good movie on. You got a beer, too.

You got some. popcorn you start ripping your nails apart it's great i bet you do it where you cross your legs and put one under and you sit there and pick it like that don't you i do do that's nice yeah because you got to clamp down yeah i can't do with my big toe my big toe nails are like thick same you ever see like an oyster shell like an oyster shell yeah an oyster shell real real blue point five no that's his big toe nail is like a Tommy what's it's it grows from that you don't like toenail talk it's disgusting i was going to pitch a pot podcast that you, Tony will talk what I can doze and more with Uncle Hank.

What do you do with clippers? You have your feet out, you freak. Tommy uses his hair clippers on him. Get the hair off his knuckles. Soffens him up with a little bit of olive oil. No, anytime I, I don't know, I hear stories like that, I just. Do you pick it all? What do you pick?

I'll pick it something. I'll put my nails in there. Yeah. I don't pick my toenails. If I hear somebody picking toenails This is this crazy I shouldn't say this I'm probably going to cut it

I just think about the woman What woman That they're with? Yeah I think When I think of someone's Hygiene Oh yeah

I think a Yeah You know Tommy's referring to finger blasting I just think of their hoo-ha Being all fucking blasted Yeah I mean I take care of my nails

For that kind of stuff You can wash you up I'm not sticking my toenails in anybody. What are you talking about? You don't wash up when you shit. Dude, I play by the rules. Which are what? Let's go.

Rule number one. Wait, Tommy. The lady sets the rules. The lady will go on. You're not touching me with your toenail fingers. No, the lady buys the ticket for the game. You set the rules. It's your stadium.

This is Italian versus Irish right here. Yeah, you don't have any rules. Wait, Tommy. Can we get another bullet for Tommy? Actually, I would like a fill up. Tommy, before you make love, do you wash your hands? Is that what you do? He's got to get the sauce off of them.

That's crazy. You don't wash your hands? In fact, no, like I'm saying, like, if it's in the moment, you can't fuck that up. And I actually, I'm at the point now where, like, if she's like, I'm going to go take a shower. That little delay. You're jerking off. Yeah. Yeah.

Or it could just turn me off where I'm just done. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, you're just like, I'm out. You know, not waiting. Hey, I'm taking off. I was cute. Luke filled you up like three quarters and was like, he's going to yell at me when he sees that and topped you back off like a scared son.

So you don't hit him. Oh, dangit he is. Luke is very. It's funny how close you to have become over the years I found. Luke and I? Yeah. Really? Hey, you know, you guys, I don't know.

We connected over vacation. I feel like this is just Tom Cassidy in a different suit. A different suit. You also know how to hurt me? Like a good father figure. Shout out to Tommy's sake. Yeah, we cut all that. Wait, you guys are close?

Not cool. I don't know. I'm just saying they spend a good chunk of time together. He's afraid of Tommy. We were away for a week together. Who isn't afraid of Tommy? Why are you afraid of me? What do you mean?

I'm very nice to you. Or in a fatherly way. Got respect. Short fuse, drink a lot, fly off the handle. He came in drunk yelling at people. A lot of rings. Look at you. Yeah.

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Oh, got that. Get out there and being somebody. You had a real addiction to what? I don't know if they had to have. have them everywhere, but McDonald's started Asian women McDonald's started making a

burger called the Daily Double. I got to go to bed. I know. Everything I say, well, you're shooting. It was great. Oh, okay.

You said Asian women. I made a funny face at the camera. It's a funny thing to say. Brought it back. I don't know if they have these everywhere. Asian women. It's funny.

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Do you think I'm a Did it's it to double cheeseburgers? Is that what you said? I'm pretty sure he named a lottery game. He's like, I do the double play when I get there. I didn't even think you heard me. And then you hurt me with it. What were you saying, fat ass?

Hey, you were saying something about being real gross. It is a double cheeseburger. It's called a Daily Double. That was just you because you got it every day. It was a double cheeseburger, right? Yeah. No, the McDonald's doing me. They have this thing called the Daily Double.

Every time you say something twice. Double cheeseburger, but one slice you. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. And then it has lettuce, tomato. The burger. Onions and mayonnaise. That's the burger. And there's something about it.

It's so good. I've been, like, addicted to it. Dude, I was saying this. Like, I probably had about three a week. Yeah, yeah. I was saying this. Not recently, but for a good part of the summer. Last week.

Yeah. Dude, I want to do. I want to do. A good part of the summer. It's September. He said not that. He said not recently. Not really, like, not in the last month or so.

Got to give me that. All right. It's September A whole month Can't argue me on that Dude, I want to do a cooking show Where you're in a You're in a restaurant

Yeah, you're on a cooking show Wait a minute No, I was telling Tommy yesterday That I was like I want to do No, no, no, no I just part of the cooking show Where my partner's got a lunatic Yeah, I want to do a solo podcast too

Can a guy drink a little and get an idea out? Go ahead Part of the cooking show Called no Italians But here's what I'm saying He just took a five-hour energy He's good You take a daily double

It's going to hit after the podcast I'm like It's record baby Take it from the top You take a daily double Are we on? You take a daily double You take a daily double

Just any McDonald's cheeseburger I would want to walk into any restaurant And go beat this Yeah And have them try to make a better burger than a McDonald's double cheeseburger. I got to be honest, that's not a cooking show. That's you being a bit of a dick.

Hey, he better than this? $1.99. You beat this in your fancy, fancy French fucking restaurant, jerk off. Yeah. Clip it. Clip it up, dude. The thing is, he's right. If they can't take it on, if they take it, it's a, you know, it's an mission of failure.

I'll tell you why they can't. I'll tell you why they can't. Why not? Because it's, I know it's additives and bad stuff for it. you I'm sure we're all there's a there's some type of chemical something taste in their their food chemical that you can't match it just tastes like that it can be matched someone can do it in a lab there's no way some fucking chef's gonna be able to do that yeah well then what are we paying them for yeah I didn't know we were paying them what are you talking about you're

exorbitant prices and going into his restaurant saying make this crazy that's you go fucking if You're all that you say you are. Yeah. Beat that. Yeah. Beat this burger. Let's go back to the cheeseburger, man. And then we'll take a look at Tommy's idea a little later.

You want a cooking show or no? You want to cook? Dump it. This is cooking. What the fuck? God forbid, dude. God forbid. That was insane.

Garage beer. I love how you're like, I love how you're like, got this and then you realize we weren't on board and you're like your eyes started darting around you're like wait you guys aren't fucking not another girl we're gonna delete this whole episode your idea is going live stream we got we did a live start that's what I am first of all Tommy's on the podcast 500 times he randomly showed up at a time he said maybe six they walked in a 445 great and he goes well we're not doing a live start or nothing like like we ever did a lot conversation out there we were having a you don't want to waste it yeah we hadn't got your we

hadn't got your happy juice came out here on fucking shoeless talking about an old ex I'm thinking about suck of my dick no no no no no no mama dead cats Tommy you're training your eyebrows

to go up more what's going on you well you get the fucking balls Tommy took his eyebrow juice today Sirk to sillet His eyebrows are on bluechew They're all having fun Nothing on that

They're all having fun You're living This is a mess Are you guys as drunk as we are? No, this is my third beer When this started, it's a garage beer So they're delicious What are you mad about?

I'm not made at all Luke, what minute are we at? 5.30. 24. Oh, I said 32. Restart. When Tommy's finally kabooms, I said 32 minutes. Fire it up.

Do the thing. Do the thing. Hey, everybody. I don't want a beer? I'll do it. Boys, where you go? He's getting a beer. He's going to open on with his toes.

Why? No shit. This is crazy. Why? You're out of your fucking mind. Connor? Thank you. I got to throw it at somebody.

I know what to fuck. This is a guy. This is, dude, you just tried to connect with us. You went, oh, you guys are just as fucked up as us. We're like, no. You're like, Tommy's a mess over here. You tried to pull us in. We said no.

You guys been drinking for three days, too, huh? No. You got it. That's when you've been, like, slowly drinking all day. You go, you guys are fucking hammered. Like, I just don't understand what anyone's saying. You guys must be fucking hammered. You know what I was thinking about the other day?

When the last time I think we were all together was... My girlfriend with the Hawaii. None of what you're saying is making sense. You guys must be fucked up. They're really throwing Tommy. Tommy's losing it. I don't even fucking... You should have seen him out of me.

I try to take them nice places and introduce them. I have a question. Told me should drink water. How was San Janeiro? Was it nice? No. why no it's good it's a fun time it's not the same huh no why no i thought it was great it was fun we missed the procession i wanted to see the procession yeah chris is big on the uh what do you mean what's

the money when they bring san janeiro down and they'll chase a tomato down the house and tree they throw pork and beans candy right now it's time for the rolling of the egg plant, ladies gentlemen. Who's going to catch the slippery egg? Who goes her a mozzarella stick

the furthest? Tommy's like, I think I got it. Who's sister-in-law has the biggest must-dad? Sister-in-law's great. Not your sister.

Someone who married into your family. The hottest. This is Tina. Congratulations to Karen D. Serini. For the hairiest armpit. Third year running

The hottest girl I ever dated Her eyebrows Like matched Her eyebrows Her hair And then it went down Like she had that like You know like

Like wops have like Spinal hair Oh yeah Such a nice Nice group you guys are Yeah And she was like 25 That's kind of sexy though

I don't know why Right to her bun And her bun was like a fucking It's like you'd knock it to a bird's nest What do you do He's calling it her bun. That's so creepy, dude. That just made you like 62 years old.

Is that you about her vagina? I think her butt. I don't know. Her butt had hair death that went into it? She sounds cute. It was. Chris is trying to actually rationalize with him. Her butt had hair on it.

There's a streak of hair that ran down to it. You got a little moussinare? You got a high-end, like, Michelin-Star restaurant They have that, like, nest You have to crack it with the back of its spoon. No. What? I'd say you have to eat it.

Like a creme brulee? Yeah. We got to order 30 minutes before dinner. Maria creme brulee. The one that got away. The one that got away. Now we're getting there, Kevin. Start it over.

Start it over. Run it back. Start now. Get it. Go to my feet again. Star from the top. My head hurts. Not as sweet as a sugary coating.

You didn't hear it, but Kev hit me with an absolute howitzer before he sat down. I farted before we started the bottom. And then Kev goes, no, and Kev goes, oh, fuck, now it's going to smell like gum in here. Is that good? I mean, it's so funny. Foley didn't even believe he thought it to me. Bully went home to him. Just come up with that.

I haven't just had a professional comedian. He'd been friends with him for 15 years. Did you put that together? He said, like, I was just a mechanic or something. You had one on Flagrant, too. Did you write that? He had one on Flakron, too. Why did you hear that?

Was that from Superbad? He had one on Flagrant, too. He said if he went... I'm a comedian. He said if he went to India, he wouldn't shower just to fit in. Wait a minute. You're bombing with me a week later. Say you one more time.

cat he said if he went to indy he wouldn't shower for a week don't bomb twice with me to fit in Tommy's smoking in here and you thought that was up there with in the moment it was I didn't do it justice comedy's about timing guys I'll do it again god can be said if he went to indie he wouldn't shower for a week just so he could fit in yeah easy no and we'll be right back with you after this word from garage beers here's what's going on in your next You stole that from an hour ago. I know, I said. What's the fuck?

This is a fucking Dorney Park advertisement. You guys are lifting my fucking lines here. What I wanted, what I was thinking about the other day, because, uh, we were talking about, uh, going to a, uh, a birds game. Yeah. Which you have, we thought it was the cool, we went to the NFC championship game. We got all banged up. I don't. Good night.

Good time. Uh, me and Foley ended up on the field. I know I think I was jealous well you have the video yeah of but we were in the oh we're on the field we're like hugging it and then we're like awkwardly just standing there yeah and then while we're standing there feeling uncomfortable he sends us a video from behind of me and Foley just oddly just oddly fucking standing there I'm like do we gotta get the fuck out of here this is fucking real bad yeah where we don't we all go to dinner after that am I crazy no we uh me and you went to dinner and I went home yeah oh no that was and you

bumped into that woman you know oh my god what happened to you oh you were staying at I was there You were there We didn't see you after the game though No I was at the game No Garage beer tastes better on the way up

This is the drunken podcast The whole thing is So what This is great That was the daily double I had last It was great Yeah that lady I had played

Drexyl X lady The what This is Drexel lacrosse lady that I ran into And we were in shit face What's that ball I had the hiccups And we got beers Oh my god

She gave me a warm She gave me like a warm Newcastle or something I was a lady This is not what I need right now You guys remember Honey Brown? Yes I loved Honey Brown I was such a hippie beer

Was it? Dog shit I just eat it with pizza and wings Are they friends of yours And those guys weren't hippies Real right wing See that's a pop-op joke that kills It's so good So good

He's 80 years old sometimes And when he fucking kills, he kills. That's a pop-op joke. It's no notes. Tommy, two minutes away from crying about his pop-pop. I thought it felt fresh and young and hip. Are you talking about the industry? Can we restart?

I was fresh and young. Why do you want to restart? What are you worried about? All he's done is incriminate himself. No, we'll clean all that up. Do you think we'd ever do anything to hurt you? Just worried. Close up on time.

Just worried about myself. Yeah, yeah. You're worried about what? No, I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm talking about the detailed hair of a woman's asshole. Come on. We're having a couple of beers. I'm talking.

That's what you said. That's what happens with garage beer. I'm fucking kidding. I don't give a shit. Yeah, Tommy don't care. I know. No one's upset. Tommy seems a little upset.

I don't know what this is. I have, like, this smell behind my ear. Oh, God. I don't know what it is. Stop doing it. I'll be honest with you. It smells like McDonald's hamburgers. I swear to God.

I don't know what it is. I think a chef can recreate that. Oh, you're going to smell it, dude? Yeah, that's disgusting. That's fucking foul. No, let me get in the... Oh, he just put in his belly button? Get the fuck away from me, dude.

Dude, I'm going to hit you. That's crazy. You fucking gave it away. I was going to scratch my belly button. Let me smell that. Oh, you just handed me a beer, too. I'm not kidding. That guy, that upset to him?

I've been... The contents of his belly button? It's bad. You don't spend enough time with him. No. It's bad. Can you imagine what's in there? Put it on a napkin or something.

No. Come on. Get out of there. Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Right. Get a lysol wipe or something in here.

I got to spray this horse down. Yeah. It is. It's like data. Data. No, I'm just saying, like, when you see. It's like information. Yeah, here you go, oh.

That's a great Louis bitch. Ever is he a homeless guy? I want to just smell them just to figure it out. Just to get in there. I never heard that. Why is everyone okay with this? What do you mean? I am not.

This is fucking disgusting. It's gross. I'm aware it's disgusting. I don't think it is. Dude. Hey, cleaning your fingers off? Cleaning my belly button. What are you doing?

The rag starts sizzling. Oh my God. Dude, that's insane. What? You're a fucking foul. Why? What do you mean? Why?

I'm clean. Run the tape. Why? It's such a great question. Yeah, he makes you the bad guy. He just thwarts a reality to where you're like. Ooh, that stings. Oh, you mean the bleach in your open wound?

Cleaning for the first time? When you're showering, do you scrub around in there? I do most of the time. Most of the time I do. But not every day. Yeah, the rest of the time I'm just backpedaling. You're not doing so Not every day

Are you right Doing the frog You're upset Jesus Christ Yeah I'm not thrilled You should You cut it

Start it over What the fuck You want to start it over Yeah I'm so fast What no I'm so fascinated You smell Foley's belly

Butt and finger Yeah It's No one's ever survived that Cut your nose off We've been We've known each other for 20 years

you think he's going to stick his finger and his belly button and I'm not going to smell it you hear that? You hear that? Yeah. It's here to pick you up because you're going to fucking die. We have known each other almost 20 years. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Tommy, you and I have known each other. You're furious. No, no, no, no, no. I'm shocked.

And I'm so tired. What are you shocked at? Me too. What do you mean? What am I shocked at? We're having a fucking good time. Just turned into a bad episode of Jack is. He just smelled what's equivalent of your asshole, I can only guess. You want to smell out. Probably better. Talk about a double day.

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everything. I don't have many edges. I have like one edge. That's what I'm saying. It's that. It's belly button. It's belly button. You find me... That is fucking repulsive. Gross.

What? I don't find you sexy. You're not a fucking studmuffin. I find you tolerable. Tolerable. I mean, like... He's one of our favorite people in the world. Obviously, kidding.

No, he meant sexual. Sexual. Never... Let me tell you something. That's even weirder. I'll fuck him. No, I'm not saying no, but... His asshole ain't Harry, but I can still get the job done.

I bring him home to my wife. I say, beat this. Let me see what his bird house is like. Hey, hon, good to see you again. Hope the parents are well. Dude, you finger your girl. This is beautiful, by the way. And the finger full of these belly button going, huh?

Yeah. This is what I need right now. Meet that. Make me a quarter pounder. Oh, my God. Oh, guys. You. It's such a pleasure to be back.

It's been great having you. That's one of my favorite Happy summer Happy something What? September Mid I think

Summer's not over Till September 21st Am I wrong? You said What? You say December's not over Till September 28th? Summer's not over

Until September 23 Is that true? Yeah Yeah No buddy I'm having a blight I'm so happy to see you guys It's been so long Since we've all been together

I love the four of us I don't know what everybody's bitching about And we'll never do it again I'm not bitching it. I'm not bitching. I'm just telling you what the fuck is going on. What's going on?

We're drunk. No. You've been drinking. Let me tell you something. I want to tell you the truth. I'm drunk, but my eyebrows are all cozy. My eyebrows took a five-hour energy. I worked a double in my backers.

My eyebrows doing the heavy lift thing. I think if we called the Coke guy, Tommy's eyebrows would show up with the front door. This is this live podcast If you guys do What are you doing your plugs No I was going to say something He was going to solicit the audience for drugs I believe

No it was going to be worse What do you think you're on the news or something Agalor Unlike Agalore I remember that guy Wide receiver? No but the guy who was No he was saving

They were there was a fire in North Philly And they were dropping They had to drop the babies out of the window and they were catching the neighborhood kids were catching them and he's like we didn't drop any pisses i'm like i got along and you know what's funny too i forgot that freddie mitchell was the guy that mcnab threw that crazy bomb oh yeah fourth down fred fred freddie mitch for 24 26 26 i think it was 28 federal 26 24 fred ex but he did all that scrambling and that was freddie mitchell since then he's been scrambling at all these clubs

that we've been hanging out with them we've got yeah what do you have been hanging out of them yeah what do you Yeah. He was with those Coast Guard girls. No, they were a national guard. I think he's a nice guy. He was number 84. Fred X. No, but the play, fourth and,

Freddie Mitchell, 4.21. Fourth and 24, I believe. Put your shoes on it and then re-type. Yeah, put your shoes on when you're typing up Eagles Facts. Fourth and 26. Damn. Fourth and 26. That was a bomb.

He humiliated ourselves. 1-12 left on the clock. Woo. That's a good year. 2005? Yeah You're buried Nothing happens

Yeah, 2005 They lost the Super Bowl And my friend G-Doc Ripped the Mercedes Thing off a car An emblem That's when McNabb threw up Yeah

Who were they playing? Saints They were Was the Saints? No Packers Packers Was it?

That was there He dropped against the Packers Fourth and 26 No That was against No It's got to be Patriots Whoever they lost that Super Bowl

To do No I thought he threw up the NFC championship game to get to the Super Bowl The year we did now, no, no, he threw up in the Super Bowl He did, right? He was all that chunky suit. Yeah, it was percy patients. You don't mind the daily news.

What is it? Again, the Super Bowl was the Patriots. Yeah. You threw up. Yeah. On the last drive. Oh, really tough guy? Who I'm a tough guy?

No, him. What do you say? Dude, first of all, you're flexing in the wrong room. Tommy's three minutes from hitting somebody, and it's going to, it's going to, you're going to be you. No, I'm actually not that angry. My eyebrows are curious. Because you're a sweet kid. I am a sweet kid.

Oh, he is. You're a question. Wait, what's your team, Luke? Patriots. Oh, you're what? That's. You're, you're, your pets? Where are you from? Connecticut.

He's just far enough. Ten minutes outside the city. You don't think. No, please don't. I'm doing it on purpose. You fucking. Oh, you're doing it on purpose? That'll put California. I'm sorry. Don't. Don't.

All right, let's start over. Your Pat's fan? Yes. That's great. Where are you from? Connecticut. That sounds like a nice part of town. Wow. A lot of cool people from that town, huh?

Is your father a Patriots fan? Nah, Bears fan, actually. Your father's a way? Bears fan. I thought you had a Chicago face. Yeah. So have Chicago face. First of all, this is two drunk guys

combatively interrogating. Don't you think he's got Chicago face? No. About what? I'd have to have like 50 more pounds out of Chicago face. What? What do you think of when you think of Chicago? Him.

Really? Yeah, that's... I think of sausages. Yeah, but he's got a real... Like, his... Delicious. Gilbases. Yeah.

Why'd you cook kibasa on a, uh, looking dish? Yeah, why don't we? What? Remember when you served us all bad crab and lobster? No. That wasn't all bad crab. That wasn't Tommy's fault. What the fuck was that?

kev that was a wonderful fucking meal it was a wonderful meal you didn't like that they were dead they were dead but that wasn't it was dangerous no he froze they were just frozen no we tried to bring them back did you get sick what no a little bit really I think so

I haven't felt the same since why did you feed him sick it wasn't his fault we left him in the fridge that's a guy learning how to talk I just sending him sick Tommy tired lobster See, look at Tommy They got Tommy upset

It's insane What? Why? You served us Dead lobster And did it affect me? No It was delicious Tommy

Yeah, it was so good Yeah, it's food safety I take that you're here Tommy who loses god damn license Give him a good time you look Look at here Hey Hey start

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Guys, it's so good to be back. Two of the stars of tires. It's so good to be back. I miss you guys so much. I mean, when I walked in the door and we sat right down and started doing this, I was so excited. Yeah, it's great. Because, you know, it's like I took my shoes off immediately. Tommy doesn't have shoes on. Let's get regular. The fun part about, like, meet up with you guys again is

it's like, you can't waste a second. If you sit down and you chat it up for a little bit, you can lose some momentum. So now we're rocking and rolling. We're rocking and rolling. And we're feeling good. You know, one of the pressing questions is, like, I wonder what Foley's belly button smells like. Can we get to the bottom of that barrel? Well, I'll tell you what.

Let's give it a sniff. Welcome back to new segment of the show. What's that smell? Asshole or belly button. That'd be pretty good. Asshole or belly button. I think you'd be able to tell. Oh, God.

You would think. With you? You shouldn't be able to. Big Mac or belly button. Special song. Trick question. Parmesan. origiani or belly button

both have that deep cheesy aroma I'm sorry I love a deep cheese well you stop what are you sorry about I'm sorry for being drunk Tommy you're always drunk sorry for being always drunk this is a real coming a Jesus moment you're having

I'm sorry I'm lying that That is the third computer I think in the last two weeks Four fourth computer in two weeks think about it. What do you mean? I'm broadcasting. Diesel. We need a new computer. Diesel. Somebody put my delicious. Are you glad I had a minute? Hey, yo, delicious.

That's not a bad name. That's not a bad name. Nicky. They're not going to delicious. Diesel. Thank you. Thank you, Ryan. Ryan. It's all right. Thank you. Why did they call you Diesel?

His last name's D. Ryan. Delacogna. Ryan D. Ryan D. I also call Mr. meatballs or Jimmy Pecorina's yeah Jim Pecorino that's my boy Jimmy he's currently in stiff re-contract negotiations right now

that's why he's cleaning up the table for you that's how he's doing so oh you're holding out if it wasn't he came with a very high request contract contract hold out it's something a little Micah Parsons situation I like this sure good for him I said

pay the man he's doing great work I believe that's what I'm The table's still soaked, by the way. I don't know if anybody can see this. My computer and the table are still soaked. And now there's crumbs all over the table. Now there's... No, it smells like peccorino.

Yeah, it smells like belly button. Fuck. There's a water. He, uh... Oh, guys, so, like, what do you mean up to? How's a kid? Uh, kid, kid is good. He's, he's very good.

Uh... What? Is that a snooze for you, Tommy? I'm sorry. Let me see your feet again, broadcaster. It's always got to be drugs. Two minutes in, he pulls his feet out. That's the guy who's got a lot in the tank.

It's a hot opening. Also, blur the feet. No, cut it. That's the clip. I want money. Just a weird big toe. I take Bitcoin and gift cards. I'm grabbing a beer.

I just offered you if you wanted a beer. You had your finger in your right. You got a beer right here. Yeah. I thought it's, oh, that's yours. I got a fit. That's yours. Well, I know, but I don't.

walk over to the night and start being... I thought he'd never leave. Tommy. I mean, what's the deal with that shirt? Am I right? Could he be more Italian? We get it. Boy, how did you eat at San Giro?

You're in a rundown. I got a little piece of cheesecake because I have to do it. Kicked off? What? Cheescake. You know what I could ask you about? Yeah, I love cheesecake. Okay.

Oh, I'll wait for Tommy to get back. I don't have a sweet tooth. Don't wait for Tommy to get back. No, it's a specific culinary question he might know about. I bet I know it. Yeah? What do you know about the Basque region of Spain that does a famous cheesecake called Basque cheesecake? I don't know anything about that.

And that's like a real pudding center. We'll be right back. Pudding center? I don't like a liquid center in my cheesecake. I want a solid texture. I have a little bit of blueberry, raspberry drip on it. Okay. You're like a tangy?

are more light. I like a tiny deep and tangy. Really? Yeah. Like in the cake itself? Yeah, I want it to be very puddingy. Is that the right word? No, let the drizzle do the work.

The drizzle do the work. No, I'm saying I want my, I want a deep cream cheese tang in it. I agree. Yeah, but you're not talking about like a lemon tangy. You definitely feed the in the kitchen. That was too quick. Tom, we're talking about the Basque region of Spain. Do you know about their cheesecake, Tommy?

The bass, you see? Yeah. Yeah. What's the deal? It's overcooked. What, it is? Yeah, they burned the top. I thought the center was like pudding-ish. Yeah.

They just, they fry it at a high temperature. See, I hate that. I love that. It looks so good. No. Tommy, hot deer, right a little bit? Okay. Luke, you're dead.

Luke, honestly? That was a mistake. That was fucking insane. How many stitches you want, Luke? It's like... Are you fucking with him? No, you just want to move over for camera. Yeah, I know why he wanted to move over.

You know what a risk that was. He finally freshened up. That's true. He's in mid-dialogue. You're like the sound guy that Christian Bale had to yell at. He realizes you're drunk enough. He might have a chance to beat you up. Is it what he thinks? I don't think that.

He thinks that. This guy's got no shoes on, bad grip. He's been drinking all day. I like you have the bottle of bullet over there. I know, I know. Let's see that, by the way. Let's see where we're at, the bullet meter. That's pretty respectable.

Yeah, that's just you, man. No, we had a christening here earlier. Yeah, it's you. That's just me. I've done that with the Daily Doubles. That's just me? Blackout, you come, too, covered in wrappers. Is that just me?

I will say this. I had a red velvet cheesecake. Shocking, on this just in, that is, eats dessert for breakfast. No, I had a red velvet birthday cake sitting in my refrigerator for the last two weeks, And I didn't touch it. Did you bury the kid they stole it from? Yeah. Your birthday's in February.

No one's going to know. If anybody else, you got mugged out of the way home from school, you hear me? That poor five-year-old. Loved red velvet. Was it a red velvet cheesecake or is this red velvet cake? No, that would have been an issue. But I don't, I don't really go for a lot of... Sweets?

No. Say cheese. I swear to God. You say cheese right now. I don't go for a lot of bells and whistle. on my cheesecat. I'm straight up the middle. Yeah.

Same. What are you talking about? You get a beautiful multi-berry drizzles that you put on it. That's not bells and whistles. That's what are you talking about? No, I'm talking like the Oreo cheesecake, the Dolce letche cheesecake. There's a place in a story that does a baklava cheesecake, which has the wheat on top, which I don't go for.

Yeah. I agree with this. Yeah. Now, they're straight up to middle. That's why I was asking about the Bosch cheesecake because it's pretty traditional flavors. As far as what they do. It's very unique. Yeah.

The process is different, but it's... But they overcook it, you said. It's terrible. Yeah, that's all... The whole point is, like, you make a crust on the top. You know, what's funny is my cousins have an old recipe... It's not funny. This is not going to be funny.

What's not going to be funny? You know, what's funny? My cousins have an old recipe. You know, it's interesting. I can assure you, nothing's ever... Nothing's ever fucking... No funny thing has ever been... Do the thing again.

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Give it up for chef Tommy Pope. Hey, guys. And it's lovely bride for some kind of. Dude, every time they come back here, so exciting. That's our favorite thing. Look, can I get to look at that bullet? Good to see you guys. It's so exciting to be bad.

What's been going on? You don't watch it on YouTube because you're never invited back. See, you heard him again. I'm sorry, he's a bitch. Just when we got him back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I got me and Tom. I got to see me and time.

I got to fly straight together. I'll fight anywhere right now. I'm like a perfect. Have you got a perfect? I love this. Drunk and happy. Exhausted, exhausted and pissed off. It's awesome.

Oh, I'm fine. No, I'm not pissed off. I'm totally not. The energy I have right now. He's furious. I've never seen. We're doing shots? This guy's.

fucking so mad right now, dude. I've never seen him. I've never seen him laugh for an hour straight and then try to fucking tell his guy he's man. He's a dad. He's never seen him this anger before. He's nuts. That's why he's getting fucking mad right now, dude.

He's like laughing and stuff. He keeps looking at me nuts, dude. Look at this guy sitting over here having a good time. That guy's making a night. Who made that cum joke out of my ass before? That guy's furious. Oh, hold on. We'll do this much.

And what on what counter? That's what he needs. Let's turn this thing. Let's give him some night-night juice. There we go. How do you ever have any of this? What is it? Sonny.

Cheers. Is that whiskey? Yeah, we love you. Get a little. I don't have a touch of stuff. Pour me one, you. You have a couple of it. I know I do, but it's different.

All right. It's good luck. Just give him whatever he wants at this point. He's right about this. Thank you, Chris. He's right about this. When they unite together, it's bad news. The nice New York coffee cups?

stomach is there? What? Polly needs a little that in his belly button. Did his finger touch this? Yeah. You want some in there, though? Cheers, boys. Cheers.

Belly button is more of a meed flavor. Hold on. I love you. Good to see you, boys. Thanks for stopping me. Oh, God damn it. Hoo-wee. Holy mother.

Guys at AA aren't going to be happy with this. Did the computer break I think so crap out of here no really no it did fully just tried everything he could let me hit the main front no I think it's just dead oh it's just

pigeon coop peck at it dude he's been dying for a fucking computer you know and I want to get a goddamn laptop I sign my contract it's supposed to get a laptop why can't you get a lot the we're talking about first of all so why do you sound like you're talking to fucking NBC

huh what you're like I sign my Contract. It's your company. It's your... Actually, I still sign of a contract. It's not. I'm under contract. Oh, yeah. I'm under loan out, Tommy. There you go. I get it.

What's with the tape on top of the computer? Let's get to the bottom of that. Everyone's been asking, I've seen all in the comments all the time and they say, what's with the tape? Let them watch you. Guys, we want to know. They can squirt heart attack juice out of that in two seconds. They get you. Heart attack juice?

Yeah. No, they're filming you. Squirt heart attack juice. You don't always thought about... Who gives you shit? Can they get into the phone? phone and watch you too? Oh, yeah, baby.

Are you kidding? Somebody did a really good bit of that. I'm like, some guy at the NSA is just looking at a bunch of dudes with their face right here when they're all jerking off. Of course. Yeah, there's a lot of that. Yeah. I cover it up.

You cover it up. Your phone? I hold the phone in a way that I put like. Yeah, that'll trick them. Yeah. Hold on. I do this. I do this.

Get close. I want to do this. I grip it like this. Oh, wow. Because you think someone's going to watch you jerking off? Are you worried about someone watching you beat off to something? Yeah. Well, what?

What are you beaten off to? Nothing in particular. So then... The Sunset? They're going to watch you. They don't care what you're watching. Why do you care what they're beating? He doesn't want to be seen.

I don't want to be seen. He's seen. Who gives a shit? Yeah. I kind of do. Really? What are you talking? I mean, that's not like footage you want out there.

That's not you at your best. What do you're going to do? Everybody does it? What? Why would that be released? Why are they going to just like Kevin Ryan? Here's just beating off the two fat fucking. What?

Natural titidations. Is that what you think I'm into? I don't know what you're doing to. That's not even a search I've ever tried. I'm about to. Tonight is tonight. Too natural. But why does it matter?

Because I don't want to see people to see me jacking off. Everybody jacks off. Yeah. No, guys, we know. We're aware. We're all watching porn. We're all fucking, you know. We're all humans.

Says a guy trying to normalize his weird searches. We're all doing stuff. My searches are normal. They don't need to see my face Let's be in seduction You really think If you really think that your cum face When you're like on the toilet

Jacking off is going to be something that people Are going to go No one's going to see it I'm not interested in that No one's going to see it My cum face is actually pretty Intent Very similar to the double

The double day I don't know what it is My orgasms have been extremely strong Over the summer I don't know why Yeah And they're almost I bet you break glass

When you come dude They're almost on like a delayed few. Wait, you shoot him a lick? You gave me a lick? A lick? You shoot him a lick? Well, yeah, we made eye contact with, as he said, my orgasms have been strong all something. Man, these guys are wearing off on me. What do you think it is?

I just got to hit like a ton of break. When I said it, he was biting his lips. I pulled away. No, they've been like it like. Why do you think you're coming so hard? I don't know. Do you fire off? What do you mean?

Are you using like a lotion? I mean, he just did. I have to explain this to you. What do I fire off? What do you mean? What do you mean? Do I start yelling at my dick? Do you fire on?

Are you shooting ropes? Yeah. Are you dumping clips? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you dump clips? Yeah. Big.

Really? Yeah. And I feel like it sounds weird. I feel like my dick has gotten bigger. Hasn't. Which is crazy. No, that can happen. There's more blood flowing.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guarantee that. That can happen. Not every dick is the same. What? Tell that to my mom. I'm just saying, sometimes you have a dick and you go, this is not.

not my this is not even my dick but your dick is somebody else yeah yeah yeah i'll give you that my yeah you go we didn't we didn't show up today but we put it we you know yeah showed up we did what did what we good that yeah yeah there are on lunch bale there are moments where it's like hey like you're you're ready for it you feel it you know what I mean yeah yeah I've been hard before what the fuck yeah but have you been really hard yeah I'm the only one here with child okay oh oh I don't feel like you dick It was when you made it happen. So that means it was great.

It was a good one? Yeah, she's not going to love this, but yeah, it was great. What, you remember? Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. And you go, this is the one. This is the one we did it.

Do you think we couldn't do that? I don't know if we can. You think we couldn't do that? I don't know. You're taking it as a challenge that I'm not really throwing the gauntlet down? You don't think I've perfected, not doing that 20 years? Uh, sure. I'm not sure what you're saying.

A gaggle of piglets wanted me to do that, and I didn't. do that. And I would go. And I'd pull. Fire off. Spine. Yeah. Tommy.

Pull. Dirty bird. Ski-chuting. It's a choice. You're saying you could have a baby. Should we cut this? That's up to you. It's yours. And we're back.

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