Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Trashy Mimosas w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW TOUR DATES: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sheath: https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Fit Bod: Take 20% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free at https://fitbod.me/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is our you garbage. So a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that I think we have to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're'll back here

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Need to come sit and kippy popie all over there. I said it and forget it and have a nice quick shout out to our producer Shorten Andy old magic man over there Very funny standard comedian from the back woods in North Carolina by way of Chicago, Illinois. Give it a pretty old magic man. T-bone McScruffins. Tell me McGo on everybody, our good pal. What up, boys? What's up, kid?

What's up, kid? I can't wait for hoodie weather, dude. It's right around the corner. Right around the corner. Think it's here. Well, it's speaking, it's creeping. It's day to day. Sure. Day to day. Sneaks up on it. Well, it's speaking, it's creeping. It's day to day. Sure.

It's day to day. Sneaks up on it. Oh, nothing worse than you get like four days of like cold, crisp fall. And then you walk outside, it's 80 degrees again. Yeah, what the f**k? Oh shit. You got a jacket on, sweatin' your dick off. I'm chilly on the slow cooker.

I can jam in me up. Already sold to the driveway. Let's go. Were you a shorts or pants guy first day of school back to school? Shorts? Yeah. Shorts. First day of school? Never.

Really? Shorts? Really? You think my legs are bad now? Really? As a kid. So you never wore shorts to school? Never.

I thought you would be one of those shorts, all winter kind of guys. No, there wasn't fat in high school. I was fucking trim. Elementary school. I'm not. You never, you never worn all pair of shorts to school. Maybe when I was like, like, what?

At first, I pair a boy shorts, I remember. Hi, Bobbie. Said you look, you gotta grab now. Ah, ah, ah, now. No, once, um, FEMA, once girls came into the picture, you know, I didn't know it was not being these so I'd never think okay. Yeah, what was that 2013?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seven eighth ninth. No, never never. That's seven. This was more I'm talking fourth fifth sixth was always like are you gonna wear jeans? Are you gonna do short still now patty was running the show then I was gonna pick what I wore she still doesn't we're being honest Thanks lays out your clothes for you. I wish you would um

No, we that that was always that was the big thing. That's how I didn't get an acting as a child Because I had an audition for a Sears commercial and she wanted me to wear like a pair You got to wear a nice pair of chinos and a button up shirt and I wanted to wear this like valour Burgundy Adidas sweatsuit I thought I'd wow them and she I wouldn't change and she's like I'm not taking you Could add a career in my hands there a child actor That's something that you wear when you're producing adult videos What do you think I was going?

Hey guys, I'm also in the biz I do on screen and all behind the camera work if you need anything. Yeah, but no Yeah, patty called the shots then okay Well, I mean I would I went up until fourth grade. I was a Catholic school and it was all, you know, yet he dress up. I'm with a grabby. Yeah. Try to hide this one. Blend in with the crowd wearing a gilly suit.

It's you and I'm garlic trying to keep my way from my sweep bottom. Uh-huh. But yeah, now, now I never would never never never short So you're a short sky actually, you know what I take that back. What am I talking about? I don't know lacrosse shorts with the boxers hanging out below them probably in ninth grade The short the bottom that was in for I don't know that I mean huge that was maybe Maybe the boxers had to hang out below the lacrosse shorts and it come down further than lacrosse shorts That's the way everybody rock them. That's a horrible look. So I'm a nuts are done at my ankles, too Boxer shorts in the guy school. Did either of you ever rock the double t-shirt? Yeah, oh yeah, I would still do it now if it was socially acceptable.

For sure. I drape myself in double t-shirts. For sure. Yeah, you're nuts. The long sleeve t, one down the, No, no, no, no, double short sleeve. Oh yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying long sleeve t

with the short sleeve t over top. For sure. The thermal, that was big. The thermal, the thermal big the white thermal Was there nothing better than that I had one that I stole from Philex shout out to Philex Man this thing. I don't know his parents must have been Making them or something this thing was sweet had had Irish car bomb stains all over though It was great though, but double t-shirt for a long time. Yeah, but only Cersei for a fat kid. Oh, yeah, you get that extra layer of titty meat. We're in a Superman suit. Yeah.

It depended upon the collars. The collars really had to match up. If you had a bunk collar under, it was bad if you had a one on top of his bed. So it would not all shirts match up. They had to match up in the way we at the time in the in the in the early 90s was a tighter one underneath and a looser one around it and you look a real cool real grunge yeah really it was all about to grunge back then. Um there was some that I remember I would always try to do it. I would have like two of the same for some reason two of the same t-shirt never worked because they were identical. So it was always just like a lump bot,

like it never in my head it should fit perfectly. I remember it was a fraction of a fraction of a millimeter off. And you're all dude, you're like pulling it up, it's stuff, it's grunge top. I remember when I realized that undershirts were different than t-shirts. I don't know what you mean.

When I put that like a haze t-shirt. Oh sure. Yeah, I couldn't ever understand why am I, why do I look like an idiot? Why am I pits hanging out? And it was because it's that thin undershirt. Sure, it's not yet, yeah, yeah, no, that's stuff for sure. There's some pictures of me as a relative adult

of drinking and voting age. Triple T shirts. With my, I think I was wearing like a a I would wear like pole or like shirts like an under like a double T End or like a t-shirt and like a golf shirt like a polo shirt or whatever and the undershirt was too long And it was hanging out dude like a two inch white thing you cuz you put it on you like tuck it up You're like, oh, I'll be good. Then you get out in the world. You start moving around Start operating. It's bad news dude. It's a lot different in the simulator. I look like I addressed in the lost and fan After all those streets It was bad. Yeah, looks like you borrowed someone's clothes, but in high school. I tried to go cool jeans nice boots and

Like a double T or something like that do that you, you know, tunnel gun, I don't care. Yeah. Sorry, rock. That we were jeans. There was definitely some G unit T shirts that I got at TJ Mac, man, I remember finding a cash. Oh, G unit T shirts and a TJ Macs on street road. Dude, you couldn't tell me nothing.

It was like, dude. Oh. This is to catch a up in the XL section. It was like finding the fucking holy grail dude that thing was glowing I used to hate going around that thing Well, like small large and like you're on like the left corner going around the rack. I got to be honest with you It took me too fat too fat too fat too fat. It took me a long time to realize they were different quality stores. What do you mean? I didn't know TJ Maxx, we were a TJ Maxx family.

I didn't realize that was shittier quality, end-door defected or what are you an idiot? It was never... Why we were going there. No, we're going to TJ Maxx. It was never positioned like that in my head. It was just run to TJ Maxx and grab a, you know, it was more of like a wide running get a pair of khakis because I was like, I had a christening and I was too fat for the other ones, you know, or something.

And I told me get dressed clothes there man. Every every dude I've, dude I remember as my sisters. Oh, this is so bad. That place should have been called blisters. You picked up a pair of dressies. Oh my God. We got the sharpest shoes in the biz. Dude.

Like a Vietnamese booby trap just slicing your Achilles open. It's like all the nails are facing in, so you go and you can't get out. Holy shit. My sister's rehearsal dinner. Rehearsal, like I was in the wedding, so I was like, I've rehearsed. I had it, you know, it was a khakis and a shirt. Not a good rehearsal dinner.

They were fun, yeah. Just a family. Low stakes, just fun. Real quick run through. Nine minutes in dinner. Okay. And I had nothing to wear right this is prime fluctuating between like fat and fatter and no idea of how to dread like no I like I didn't know to I was just wearing clothes that ended up in the house, you know what I mean

Yeah, yeah, I don't know whose pants these, but they've been fit and you know, that type they might have been my brothers or my brothers friends or my dad. Uh-huh. There's just, there's a pair of khakis have been in the bottom of this bottom drawer for four years. Let me see if they fit. And I went to get khakis, dude. And I just like, and then try nothing on.

And I grabbed this pair of khakis and ran home and now everybody's there. All she's early 20s. So like all her friends cousins, it's like, you know, 40 people or whatever. That one she got married early 20s? I think so. Nice. Yeah. Um, mid-twent, yeah, something like that. Um, and I go, now everyone's up there.

And everyone's at my mom's house. I run in with a bag from TJ Max. They're all there. Just that's, that is my life. I'm such a bust. You know, like, heater's on. Oh, yeah. Mickey D's. Is that any of your fat I'm such a fucking little like, heaters on. And Mickey D's. Is that how you're fat? I stopped off and grabbed the McDouble real quick. Nope, it was Arby's. It was in the same parking lot.

Shut out to the street road. Dude, that's when you know you're a real trash. You're buying a pair of pants. You don't think can fit, but you still got room in the budget and in your brain for a fucking hearties. Yeah, yeah, the curly fries keep you coming back. Arby's sucks, dude.

That was the height of my life in that moment. I was guessing on pants for a party that had started. You trying them on? No, that's the story that I get home. You just asked the guy to drive through. Think he's fit. I give me two. Hey, look like a little snug.

I throw me a banana shake. Watch this down. Um, parties happening. I run in. Go up there party at your house. The pre party. Well, I think we're all meeting then. We're all driving over the parties in his pants

They were so your family are booze bags pre-games for a rehearsal dinner I don't mean pre-games. I mean they are booze bags. I'm not taking that away from them. They burned it myself included No, I don't think anybody was drinking put the ice luge away Got to meet the priest in 20 minutes. I was. No, I think there was people from out of town who were like, let's just meet here

then we'll all go to the church or whatever. We weren't drinking, we were having beers. That is different. I had a beer versus I was drinking. I may have a problem. A few beers, what of it? No, man, I like, now to talk about being behind enemy lines, I'm in my childhood bedroom, putting, I put my shirt on the shirt fits, I go to put those pants on.

And you know when you pull them out of the bed, like, you like, I'm like, this ain't going to work. Dude, they must have been like 40. Those TJ Maxx bags were unforgiving too. I don't know what they were made of. They were something weird. Yeah. This had a bad omen to.

Uh-huh. Uh, the handle would get all stretched out and stuff. Like what the, even the bag stumps. Yeah. I was all aware of this. Yeah. Hey, maybe you can fit your fat head through this handle. Man, and I had to walk down.

These, I was swimming in these things. Oh, they were too big. Oh, man, and everybody. Ah! I look at fucking Tracy McGrady, dude. It was bad. T-Mac? Yeah.

It looked so, and I remember being like, to do last night. I remember sitting there going I Got to get my fucking acting like and I've never that's why I'm a big I'm always so concerned with how I dress now for events sure because I never landed it ever ever ever I still never have I've never When we did Casey and Robbie's wedding you look fantastic. You went out and got that new suit that blue suit Yeah, dude you put that on now, go get that fucking hemdolped.

You think? Like a million bucks. Was I fatter then? Oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the answer is gonna be that. No, you look fucking great in that. Yeah. Go get that taken in. Hmm. Start wearing that around. Look like a million bucks. You look great. Mock turtle neck underneath thing.

A little cold. Woo. It's like a rocks manager. Cutting deals. One thing I'll give Patty, and I know, you know, she babyed me, but into my thirties, I was a bozo. If there was something like that, it was in her best interest

to make sure that I was covered on that stuff. Even into your 30s? So if I, if it was something family, if it was something family related, okay. I got a couple uncle Mike suits. I made sure they were dry cleaned. All right. I got you a belt. There the shoes here of your father's

that you can wear. She made sure, because I'm an extension, you know, I'm working for the company at that point. Is that how you view it? That's how she view it. No, that's how she views it. You don't mind that viewpoint. No, I enjoy it.

Sure. Yeah. I think that's why you're so, and a couple of ones for the bar Why she's giving you fucking pocket money Talk about it and patty cut the cord. What are you doing? Hey, she's been well rewarded. I'll say that She's taking care of now She don't pay for gems one. Uncle Hank.

Yeah, finally, a 47. You started fucking paying her back a long time. Investment paying off. But I think she got ice scripting on her. She does. Okay. I brought 900 grand for three lunches 40 years later. It's the one 900. Here's DJ Max Marshall's secondhand suits.

Still popsicles alone. Surely fucking sucked her to write. Um, she gets those out shine. Man, I didn't know that was the case. That makes so much sense, I think. Well, she, the thing with us was she, it was, try to talk yourself out of this one. Easily.

Behind, no, it's not gonna work. Behind closed doors, it was, behind closed doors was one thing, but we kept it in the family. So she wanted to make sure everybody looked presentable when they were out. You're pushing 40. You should be able to. I said close to 30.

You said into your 30s is the nomenclature you use. Okay. Okay. A fucking stahographer over here. Okay, everything I fucking. No, no, no, no, no. You said into your 30s is that the nomenclature you use okay, okay Stagifer over here is guy everything I know no no no no this this goes in deeper you say stuff I respond to you finism. No, that's not even a thing hyperbole You just you just said stenographer, which is a guy who makes maps and then you said no no no Idiot no you're wrong man. We are three idiots. Oh, it's a cartographer fuck so I'm gonna give me my big pants You said you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think is the heights though. I thought it was a store in the mall. That's anthropology. Oh. I don't know what they sell.

The bird goes in there and I go, any place it smells like incense or candle too much. I'm out. Catch me at the fucking Fridays in the corner. I can't. And like I want to have, okay, I don't want to have an opinion, but when you get called into the store,

what do you think? It's nice, I don't know. Get it. I know. Shut up. It's a hacky thing I get it. But I have it, too. It's you're just like, I don't know.

What do you want me to say? I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you. It's cute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got no.

Yeah. Feeling sometimes they want to get your opinion just to have just to shoot it down. No, but it's this. You know? Shh. No. Sure.

You know what I'm saying? No. I mean, I think that's what you think goes on in your head sure Oh, I'm crazy. Yeah, I'd lean that I'd lean that I don't think anybody's ever asked my opinion just to say no I feel like that's what everybody does This they want to this explains our work life so well they say what do you think of this so they can prove their point Does that make sense? No, but this now makes so lot of other stuff. Yeah, a lot of sense. Yeah, really.

You're talking to the guy who you've done it the most to probably in the past three years. Like if you said, hey, I'm going to wear my hair this way. What do you think? No, I think you should shorten it up. No, but I like it like this. I think a lot of people do do that. Oh, okay. They want to strengthen their opinion.

I want to flex their opinion on you. And no matter what, I guess we interpreted that differently. Yes, okay, I see what you're saying. Who's crazy now? Yeah, we were thinking more about like video stuff where I'm like, cause I value your opinion highly on that stuff sure as you should

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I am over is I don't mind the construction I do mind when The construction guys try to play traffic cop. I disagree with this. Listen, that ain't the head guy. That's not the sharp guy on the squad. Is the guy spinning the slow-stop stick? Oh, you don't like that guy.

I don't, I just, they should just have a traffic cop don't like that guy. I don't I just they should just have a traffic cop there to move that along. They shouldn't have to do it and they're not really the best at doing it. Half of the time it's halfway stop or slow. You don't know what the hell you're doing. Okay. I don't love it. I just have a little bit of a beef with that. Okay, and there's a lot of attitude. Sometimes with the orange. They are in charge. They are the king of traffic at that point. But they're not, then they shouldn't have to.

But they are. Nah, they are. They're telling you're fat as to stop. I know. Yeah. It is frustrating, especially in the city. Yes, obviously, that is very, it is very frustrating.

I mean, nuts. Today, especially. It's like, what are you doing? They should have to do a class or something, how to do that. That's always the bozo on the crew. Put Murray on that. Or something like that. It's never to fucking break.

The best guy should be doing that. No. What? Kind of operation. Are you running? You're never gonna win a bid. You got your best guy flipping the sign? You're never gonna win a bid. You got your best guy flipping the sign?

You'd be out of business. The unions be all over you. Gas lines left in right hand. That traffic was moving now. Got Gary on the boom craze. Fucking taking out the Empire's tape-tooled it. Uh, sure. Okay. Um, okay.

I, yeah, it's a camera construction background. Yeah, it can get a stick you out there on that one. No, I thought you meant the guy who will, if they're like, the, it's not that guy who's in the charge of the flow of traffic. It's the guy who they're moving something, so he jumps out and goes, Oh, that guy, you respect. Love that guy.

Yeah, that guy's good guy. They're backing at the Bobcat. I'm not a fucking asshole. That guy's a, Hey, cause that to me, and I get because, that guy'll punch you in the face too, right?

Because there's an authoritative thing with the guy with the sign. You gotta, for whatever reason, it's the flow of traffic, but he's always the bozo on the crew. That's my problem. Yeah, he's all he's boots on the ground. I mean, we can't have the, you can't have the best guy out there. Maybe not the best guy. Give me the second best guy or make the engine. The

bozo on the crew is making the coffee run. That's what he's doing. That guy, I need to bottom of the bed. The bozo is, he's in the deli order in 48 coffee jam and me up when I'm trying to get a panini. Oh man, I had used to see it go in at the fucking deli. I when I worked at the law firm and get breakfast man, you get behind a guy who has a big like a ripped off piece of cardboard. I need 32. I'm like fuck me just trying to get my coffee. So our lottery tickets.

Just me and my back and She's our lottery ticket. Just leave my, you're fucked. Leave my bacon egg and cheese. Yeah. Um, when I worked at the law firm, sounds so much more prestigious than the actual work involved. Before I was asked to leave, my secretary job. Yeah, I used to have a pretty good professional resume.

It looked really good on paper. They did. I could get in, there was a couple of all phones. You always had office jobs, you weren't fucking, you know, waiting tables like me. You know, you were a shirt and tie to work. Yeah, no tie. It's dirty. Never a tie, a lot of dirty clothes weren't the work.

And I was always real fast and loose with the, um, what's not the wardrobe, what's the word? The office policy? Dress code. Dress code. There you go. Yeah. I would break.

You took business casual to its limits. Yeah. It was five o'clock somewhere, baby. Take me away to Margarita, building. Tyler, yeah, I was tailgating a Jimmy Buffett concert. Man. A herald of happy hour. Well, my thing was if you never, for everybody out there,

this was always my scam at a new job. Everybody dresses to impress right away, right? At the new job. New job. Oh my God. Don't do that. Really? You're setting your own bar too hot. You my God. Don't do that. Really? You're setting your own bar too high.

You're not going to get to get to job though. No, you drink, you get on them. I wore a suit to the interview. I still can't believe I got that job, dude. That was, what's your one? That one on Park Avenue. The last one. Man, I walked in there.

That was the nicest building I've ever been in, dude. I was like, what the fuck? I was working for a pump and dump scam before that It was I was sitting and I'm like there's no way they're giving me this job And I'm like we love I was like I do could probably get rid of pin everything I know that I thought I was gonna be the full guy for a little for a few But you're on a private private plane to South America Uh-huh. That was, if comedy didn't work, if I wasn't doing comedy,

that was a job you get and keep. Really? For 50 years. No kidding. And yet, like you, that was... Would you have moved up in the ranks? Uh, I'm sure. I remember, dude, I started working there and then,

four weeks later, they gave me a raise. I was like, yo, I know what my family ever got a raise in four weeks. Let's go. I called my mom, dude. It gave me a raise. I was like, yo, I know what my family ever got a raise in four weeks. Let's go. I called my mom dude. It was all the big pay. I didn't know what. I don't need it no more.

That's say goodbye to TJ Maxx. That, uh, having friends that worked office and then worked, you know, either construction blue collar way to table service and you kind of stuff was different. Well you were a happy hour guy, right? Right? Never? Uh-uh.

You never a happy hour guy. The only time everyone out drinking with people at work, I was always enthralled with the happy hour scene. Now, you had to do kind of meet you to do fucking bar shows. That's right. I would take a change of clothes to change out of the business casual clothes in work and then go meet you to do shows. I've never done happy hour once in my life.

I've never been to a happy hour. I did. I was, I worked at a bunch of them. And people, when I worked at the Wooder Front-A-L House on 30th and second, these fucking dental students would come in and the happy hour was only at the bar and they would fucking order shit from the bar and then sit at the tables like fucking dickhead. Ah, jammed up.

Fucking told two or three of them fucking because they tried me first and I'm like, now they can't and I wasn't me, he was the fucking rules at a bar. Listen, hands are tied. Yeah, so they would get you from the bar and sit down. Fucking pricks. It seemed to be over it Fucking lunatic venison nachos. I remember this Specifically table. Oh the food at that place venison nachos

Unbelievable, it was unbelievable. I never even thought of that Venison chili and every single thing was homemade there. It's unreal. I think I had a deer on the way to work Every single thing was homemade there. It's unreal. I think I had a deer on the way to work. Oh fuck. Buddy, try a chicken or something, will you? Dude, they had chicken figures. That was fucking good.

Hey, they had venison hosts. It was always on the menu. Yeah, sucks off. Unbelievable. But to go back to the dress code, never go high. Go in low, because they're not gonna say something to you the first couple of days. You're new, ain't I doesn't know? It's's whatever you know. I was gonna chastise the new guy

So always set the bar low and then you're just like oh get Kevin. Where's that? To the point where I was khakis which were not supposed to be it had to be like Slacks or whatever you would call them. Mm-hmm suit pants dress pants love a dress pant I know but not one year every day because then I could wear the khakis on stage You can't go on fucking stage in the dress pants. So that was one less. I did Soup pants and a food fighter shirt on I was all pants. Yeah, I wore my uncle Mike soup pants. No those pinch stripe ones. No I was at the most of the time you at that time. No, you did I wore them sneakers and I have like teachers

I knew the only, no, the only you I knew was you in dirty jeans that you wore waiting tape that looked like you had just weighted tables. Oh, yeah. And that's a York shirt. Zoo York. Now, I was like, color is like yellow. It was black. And it was like blue and yellow. And I feel like it was a zoo. It was yours, I thought. No, I think that's when I met you. Okay. Now a couple of your t-shirts. Sure.

Yeah, when you lost the weight, it was all right. A couple of kippies. Remember we were talking about it. Let's tell a new guy. Look about it. This is a nice little walk down memory lane here. Went to remember yellow rat bastard on the lowries or in so hoe or something.

We thought that place was sex with Avenue Do you remember that? Then it was the era of the graphic tea man this place With the size of a home depot And it was filled with graphic teas everything made in Bangladesh Shoot, I thought I was fucking Kim Kardashian walking into that place you thought I was like 19 t shirts for three hours. Uh-huh, man. Get you through a week. I couldn't Alright, I thought I was fucking doing it switching out of my business casual clothes to a yellow rat bastard T. Yeah, it was good stuff to go bomb for three people

Man, yeah, I got a good deal. It's a regular. One long sleeve. What? It's just a cooler fucking TJ Maxx. That's all it is. I mean, the clients you don't even see the misprint. Let's do some cues. Yes, family episode here. Family gosh darn up gang. As you you know when you sign up for patreon We will answer your questions on a air we know a lot of submissions, but the homies know they get the first freaking crack Oh, yeah

This one is more of this is just a statement. This is from Scotch out out to you It's pretty classy to drink the most is even if you're not a brunch, right? This is tough to me Because it is a brunch breakfast early morning. There's got to be breakfast food involved, I feel. Hmm. I don't know if I agree with that. There was a repositioning of the mimosa and the balini.

Balini's within a little different. 10 years ago, I think. And also, to be honest with you, the, you know, the Perseco and the Kava, the sparkling wine. That's all significantly different than, to me, than the Mamosa. Theoretically it is. Traditionally, you know, you're talking 70s, 80s, 90s,

beginning of the 2000s. I'd say up until about 2008, the Mimosa and the Mimosa. All right, we'll leave Belini's out of it, which is just peach juice. We're strictly brunch. But when are people I don't know, when I've never seen them, they've never been all the only time I see them as the airports and And early dinner, and early dinner. Yeah, I think there's a 3 p.m. cutoff. Yeah. I'm telling you, that's, I mean, I was, I was,

I was in the shit then. People were ordering mimosas. You would get all the mimosas, you know, for an early dinner. I thought it was frowned upon, but they would do it. Yeah, I got big into Michaladas for a while. That's a little different. Yeah, that's different Yeah, but that's also but it's very similar to the bloody Mary. I feel like it's also a good brunch drink Yes sure yeah, in that regard sure I

Mean that would be weird somebody or a bloody Mary and fucking dinner Right guys got the D.T. Oh Nine ounce play That's too much wrong with you. That guy's got the D.P. I have an Ominine L's for lay. The bloody berry. That's a divorce going, buddy, eh? Uh, I think you'd be hard. The only problem, not against it. The only problem is like, it's such a curveball to order when everybody else is drinking a beer.

It's like, it's a wild curveball. It is. It's a bit of a curveball. I'm not against it. It's something that, you know, a nice lady would get. Really? Yeah. No, that's trashy.

That's trashy, after that, if the sun goes down, that's trash. No, no, a nice lady would just get champagne. She wouldn't produce it. Sure. Orange just break. I'm telling you from experience, who has ordered it from me in the past?

Sure, I mean, I've never, it's not an iron worker I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying it's not it's weird. Yeah, it's a little weird It's what I'm telling you is that convention has a loosen double. Okay, okay, you know I believe you But my time you don't all right. Let's see here You're not getting bottomless. That time and I. After a couple of months, I'll take my pants off.

Uh, no. They don't really, they don't fuck you up in a weird way. Dude, there was this place and- You're gonna throw up. There was this place in Harlem that did bottomless- bottomless IPAs when they first dropped. Like, uh. To me and my boy would go and black the fuck out in like minutes. What do you mean at brunch?

Yeah, they had a bottomless you could do bottomless mimosa's bottomless, you know, something else and then bottomless IPAs And it was like a German place It's called a beer strasse and they would give you like the 22 like the fucking heavy How do you say get out in German? Oh, man, we would fucking do we would go on a rock we run every I think that Pinkies, oh man Then it was a barbecue. I was like we were doing like schnitzel or like fucking sausages and shit kill boss We were fucked up in there. It was like 40 bucks to add bottomless IPAs

Talk about fucking calling the cops. Woo-hoo! Uh, all right, let's see, on the same vein, uh, and the same, since we're doing alcoholic beverages, this is what I'm craving, um, is a garbage that chases shots with milk. What the fuck? Probably works, man. Think about it. Not if you're a private eye. Ha ha ha. It's gotta be pretty good. It's gotta kick the taste, it's thick, it's like a coating.

You know what I mean? No. No, I understand the reasoning. The guy who does that also says shit like, I mean, I know she's my cousin, but she's looking pretty good. That's the total creep. I'm alright with that.

Uh, I don't know. I mean total creep. I'm alright with that. I don't know. I mean, I see it, but chasin' shots with milk is milk good for chasing alcohol. Milk the most mainstream weird chase you can find. Most people will have some kind of milk in the fridge. Yeah, cleanse is your palate of any alcohol. Let me say this, most bars. Unless it's brunch, you ask a bartender if you have any milk, you're gonna get some pushback.

I guess, that's definitely a conversation. Starts open up a bunch of tiny creamers. Yeah, that's definitely a conversation. He's gonna have at the end of the bar with the server. Go back and see if we have any milk back there. But I have to, and it's not gonna be cold. I have to push back on this a little bit. You're not getting a chaser at a bar.

That's out of house. You can ask for a coke back or a pickle back. A pickle back? A pickle back different. No, you're paying for it. I've never seen anybody ask for a chaser at a bar. I have all the time. Yeah, let me get a, yeah, what?

A chaser? A shot in a club soda. Yeah, we would call it in Chicago to be a Coke back or like a... Yeah, the pickle back. Yeah, I get to say the thing is a mixed drink. There's not in there. I've never seen or have never even had one offered or say, do you want a chaser to that at a bar? They won't offer. No, no, no, you ask. Yes, yeah. I've never seen or never even had one offered or say, do you want a chaser to that at a bar?

They won't offer. No, no, no, you ask. Yes, yeah. I've never seen anyone ask. I'm not saying you're wrong. Yeah, we're gonna say soda back. Let me get a shot at Jameson soda back. Yeah.

I understand that's it. I don't know. I don't think anybody's doing that. You're doing that at your house. That's even weirder. Then ordering milk in public. I don't know. Has it grown up?

You know what I'm saying? You've shot the house. What do you mean? We're hanging out. The fuck you mean shots at the house? The parents are going. Oh, there's a high school? No, I'm kidding.

You have some gird or something like that. Some gastro issues. What? If your eggs get for a milk. Wow. You got ulcers but can't let go. Uh, wow. Yeah. No. In my head This was at your house. I don't think you would ever do that. I pictured it was at a bar. I then Then they raise the thing I've never asked for it. I've never seen anybody saying

The people that I see get like how do a whiskey and a club soda That's what they're drinking. They're doing the club as like, this is what I'm drinking. And then I do a whack of whiskey to keep me fucking 10 and two. Sure. But that's not a shot glass though. But usually in a rock's glasses, there's some part you get me. But yeah, I don't think I've ever thought about switching over to something like that. Yeah.

Yeah. They just fuck me up. Sure. I just drink them like there be ears. Dude, that's my problem. I've tried this every like that. Yeah. Yeah. They just fuck me up. Sure. I just drink them like they're beards, dude, that's my problem. I've tried this every like two years ago. I just switched whiskey. It's, you know, about two, three drinks.

It's a whiskey soda thing. Next thing you know, I'm fighting my reflection. Yeah, that whiskey soda. Yeah, they're not good. And one of my darker moments of my life, I was the only booze we had in the house was a bottle of bitters and I, that's not alcohol. It has alcohol in it. Yeah, but not like that.

35%. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. And we, I, and it's got that like, it's got that like hot sauce top to make it drip. Yeah. Pop that right off.

That you're just going to sit there for an hour and a half and make a drink. Ported into this big ass cup and then I don't know what, I was hammered and I mixed it with almond milk. I get that just in my head though. Down dead. I didn't get maybe seen that. That's what I would mix it with. You almost made amoreto. Yeah, that's what I, like a Bailey's type vibe.

No, it didn't taste like that. I'm feeling glue I'm feeling gut rot dude. Yeah I was like a bar right Amaretta doesn't get a lot of love It's older like it's got to me like position in my head It's like I you know, it's like what you're your great-and-hat always like I'm a red bottle of Redo. We always had a hat. We always had that for Angelica. We always had it at the house. Oh, yeah, whether you make a doctor pepper with Amaretto and something else.

Camer what it was called. We would always do. We had a for nutty Irishman. Okay. Um, but it had, I don't know what the flavoring. It's like cherry kind of bitters. Now I'm a redo. Oh, bitters. That's wood. All right. Would you think of that to people who swallow too many bills? Yeah. You know what's not bad is Jamison with a grandmarnier float. Okay. Not too shabby, Delic. Want to know what I always hated? It's apricot, amaretta. Is it really?

Apricot, kernels, bitter almonds, and peach stones. Almond, that's what it is. Almond has an almond, it has a sweet, like almond cookie flavor. Yeah, underrated. I say amaretta on the rocks. Not too shabby. I don't know what I'm cherry in it. Yeah, whack somebody after that though.

Somebody's draining upstairs in the tub. Don't take the edge off for I get back to work. You wonder that with a shaking bloody hand. You know what I hated? I don't know. I'm sure it hit different people at different times. But like those trick shots that were like not... The one I remember was a cement mixer. And you would send it to somebody? Oh, I was thinking like, it fre I remember was a cement mixer. And you would send it to somebody.

Oh, I was thinking like frisbee into a basketball. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right, off the roof. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, watch me drive my car through the shed. Hitin' a baseball with a golf club. Um, it's kinda ruined your shift. Uh, no, it was like cement mixers.

We're like, you mix them and then by the time you serve, you're like, oh, send my friend to cement mixers over there. And then they like, they stiffen up on you and you can't drink over, they almost killed the buddy of mine. They like, it's like eating a spoonful of cinnamon, you know what I mean? They curdles, you take, I remember my buddy one, they kill me.

I didn't know. You take like Bailey's like an Irish cream liquor and you put lime juice in it Sorry about that We get a shot of cottage cheese That's crazy. This is out one of the bars huge trash suburb thing that I'm sure a lot of people that you know A booze talk here spend time in the suburbs, But this is more of a, do you remember the, I don't know if we ever thought of the pizza place that would be in a strip mall, would get a little bit of cash,

or like the suns would take it over. Open a bar? And open a bar next door was that connected. Yes. And those bars, like seven of those popped up in like just around in 20 minutes of us. We had one in our- And they were like, not nightclub,

but they were like, cooler. We have one in our hometown that recently just sold off their liquor license for a chunk of change. But it was a nice bar when you went in there for a while. A couple of regulars. Yeah. Yeah. No, but these were like, they would try to make them too cool.

We're like, the kids are like, here's going to be like a claw. It wasn't just like, if they just made it like a bar, it'd be cool. But it was like Friday and you would like go there on a Friday night and it'd be like packed. You know, like, kids are like, here's gonna be like a claw. And it wasn't just like, if they just make it like a bar, it'd be cool. But it was like Friday, you would like go there on a Friday night and then be like packed and you're like, what are we doing? I'm like, I think I just fucking make a mozzarella sticks right there. Rather be over there with him.

Yeah. Pizza garlic nuts and a hookal ounce. Yeah. Yeah, we had like, yeah. Smellin pizza though. Jamie, Jamie, I'm the worst little bit. And we would go for fucking a quiz, though. like Tuesday nights, the summers when you're in college, real hell, razor.

I'm if it was like a 200, you want a $250 bar bill or something. We were after that. We kids were looking at the sights on trying to win that thing. Yeah, two guys in a van with your pieces. The 13th president was who? I think it old school. Uh, all right. two guys in a van with your pieces. 13th president was who? I think it holds school. Uh, all right, let's see here.

Um, is this from Dan Neal, $10 shareholder, so you can continue to blow all your money and keep us entertained. Thanks, buddy. Buddy, you got my oath. Um, uh, all right, this one's from Tuddy's unpaid contractor, long time. Uh, listener, since sporting events are cashless now, is it garbage to offer cash straight to the beer vendors for a lesser price? $11 beer for $7 cash. I have a high success rate of this by the way.

I think you get a lot of, a lot of biders on that. And then what? They just pocket the cash? Yeah. That's not bad. They were I worked at the US Open one year all the way up at the top in a concession. I was told that I was going to be bartending like that. You do. He doesn't be cocktail. I got a bunch of hot broth. I got rope adoped into this fucking nightmare situation. I thought I was going to be down on the floor and like the Heineken bar, fucking living life. Andre Aguicy there. Popping beers for fucking John McEnry. Yeah. And I was up at the tippy top of fucking Arthur

Rash Stadium with fucking degenerates, fucking working like proper concessions. And I'll tell you this man, their procedures, and this was 20 years ago, it's like super max. The cameras are on you. Only this one has access, a key to the register, drop boxes, coming by every 10 minutes, pulling the money, checking it, checking inventory. It's real tight. And you can get away with that.

I'm all about. Oh, yeah, hey. Again, that's, you know, you're taking out the big man, you're, you're, you're waiting, you're being. There's 20, give me two. I get that. I'm big fan of that. Cage. But I guess it would have to be drafts,

but a lot of places do, do like stadiums do drafts. I don't think it would have to be drafts. Almost exclusively. No. No, it's all about can. It's all about the aluminum can, Bob. Yeah. Yeah, I've been out the game by five years. It's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's got, it's no, it's all about can. It's all about the aluminum can. Yeah, I've been out the game by five years. That was a no backs over here.

Yeah. Take it easy cement mixer. Yeah, it's all cans now. Barry Bitter is over there. You know that they have that shit locked out because there's some guy who goes, I used to work the concessions at the bleachers down there. Riggly fuel are made two G's every short they used to. Yeah.

100%. Mm-hmm. Basically in business for yourself. Yeah. One for you too for me type thing. I remember there's gotta be because I remember I was trying to buy an iced coffee. That's what they sell on the beach now down the shore. Like there's like iced coffee vendors like to Fudgy Wudgy man.

I know it. And my wife wanted, maybe I got an iced coffee and she just wanted like there's like ice coffee vendors, like to Fudgy Wudgy man. I know it. And my wife wanted, like maybe I got a nice coffee and she just wanted like a cup of ice because she had like a water or something. She's like, oh, can I have a cup of ice? And he's like, no, my boss counts cups. So if the ice coffee guy has the high teenager on lock, I gotta, I would assume the fucking stadiums guy.

But I respect the move. Hey, I respect the move. Buddy, I respect the move buddy shave the points when you can sure Wrong with a cash price big cash price nothing wrong with it I'm talking to a contractor now talking cash pricing. They're all about that. Hey cash is king. They're all about that All for what if I pay cash of All for 10% of the total price. You he left. He did not play 25,000. What would it be?

You got to figure because you really just not that I would ever do this, but you're really just cutting the tax out. Yeah. So like 10% discount. Yeah, 10, 15%. You take 10, 15, 10, 15% off. I'll do cash, but they're probably all right, but I got to do it on the weekend That's almost side work Look on over your shoulder or the fuck are you all day?

Yeah, I do it on a weekend And I think the time it's gonna take to do the job is gonna be a little bit long. We gotta stretch that out. Yeah, I don't know. I gotta talk to him about it. A little bit of wiggle room, you know what I mean? Is it what a check count?

That's cash. Yeah, that would not. Really? So you gotta go get that. What? You gotta get you gotta go get that what you gotta get that yeah, wow I think right a check cuz he's got a deposit a check then there's the whole idea so the money doesn't go into the banking system Not that I would ever do that. I'm just saying in general. That's how these scoundrels operate speaking in hyperbole Uh-huh, it's a comedy program. Yeah, so topographically

Speaking of hyperbole. Uh-huh. It's a comedy program. Yeah, so topographically. Cryptographically. Uh, yeah, so I think he would then you keep the cash. Yeah. I gotta tell you how the world works. He just has a check. He just has a check works. You just asked him a checklist cash.

I mean, your mom did dress you last week, so made the cash. Make it out the cat. Yeah, but that's still you got to take it to that bank. You don't want the bank involved. What do you have a check rate out the cash? I'm not you just cash it, right?

Do you have to do that? You can't write a check the cash and give to someone else. No, yes, you can't just make it out the cash and then pay to the order of I don't think do this anymore But you'd be able to you would be able to go to their bad bank. I'm not sure that's how fucking banks got ripped off No, it's so that it can be cash or deposited by anyone so instead of I'm giving because we would write like I'm giving this to You know Kevin Ryan Whatever only he can deposit it, but if it's made out the cash that's anybody that can't fly anymore

There's no fucking way that seems like the Wild West That's what so everybody's made out the cash that's anybody can't fly anymore there's no fucking way that seems like the wild west that's what so everybody's just on the honor system that doesn't nobody who would do that only a ferro table would take that what in tombstone uh-huh to the whole car game so tombstone there they just start watching you're gonna fucking add on That doesn't know what he can be doing that anymore. I Would imagine yeah, who would risk that? Then what if the check gets lost? Right am I nuts? Yeah, this is it this is saying that you can do it as a way to withdraw money if you forgot your Bank card. Yes, that that makes sense. it as a way to withdraw money if you forgot your bank card.

Yeah, that makes sense. Here's a check from Henry Foley. I'm Henry Foley. Here's my license. I'm making it out of the cash. Give me a grant. Or... That was before, yeah, before 8th.

Or if you don't know the person's name. Why are you giving a guy cash? If you don't know, is... You're a guy giving a check? You don't know his name? Some guys working on your house. You're you don't ask it is name for hookers Maybe you forgot you never everyone has been in a situation where they were you're around someone for too long to ask their name again You're just gonna risk a check no you couldn't write him a check what Toby why you don't know who's can you spell his last name?

You mean the guy who I've booked 500 plane tickets? Oh shit, that's right. I got him out on the hotel room. You don't know his middle name. I send him money every week. You know his middle name Yeah, make it at the gate. I do it also. It doesn't go to his middle who the fuck writes your middle name on a check. I like the Before That's not to me I've been writing a lot of checks reason have you feel pretty good about it. You break it any next Basketball team or things are bouncing Fucking Frank havingil dude dude

Change the routing number the felice the routing number the fear in me of right in a check You're nuts. I've only successfully personally out of my bank account have probably successfully written You got to keep nine million dollars in there just to make sure you can sleep at night. I probably covered successfully written six checks in my whole life. And I probably attempted to write written wrote like 12. I bounce probably six checks. Yeah. I've been in a long time. I've bounced a couple of North Carolina at the grocery store. Oh, I was bad shape. I make this out to Kate. I mean, it's really a personally emotionally. Sure, that's a receipt. Imagine bouncing a check for

uncrustables. Yeah. I was at least going for a big load. Like a big payday. No, I just get a snacker's point. I think they'll about you get a deta-personal checks here. I think they'll about you get a d-take personal checks here. It was I was living on Bagged lettuce that had like cabbage and carrots in it. You know that I'm talking about that That again bagged lettuce Pre-made salad cowl Yeah, they were big. Are they still big? They look a little dingy when I see them now they do the monster in them

They used to be popping. Yeah, remember my mom was the one with the dressing and shit in it. It was just bag salad. Yeah. And I would do that with balsamic, like Italian vinaigrette in the shaker. And I would crumble up saltines in there. Pretty good. Your starving was all right.

There's North Carolina. It's like depression crutons. Sure. Sure. Everyone I lost my job. Uh, some drugs. Put your eyes back in your head. Everything takes good on burgers. That was high. Fucked up. Good bench spot, dude. I'm down there to be a movie star. I was fucking planting palm trees in the sand.

Sounds like a bad country song. Palm trees in the sand. I'm gonna have to go. You know, I mean, we've talked about it but that power move, it's being an actor, you moved to North Cac-a-Lacke. I mean, I remember, I stopped working for my family. No money. I think I had like 80 bucks, right? And I went to the grocery store, act me, shout out to the academy down there and

passion. Wasn't that on passion, Kevin? I don't think it was. And South Philadelphia. What? Oh, I'm right around the corner from the Titan Street. This is what I was living a Titan Street. You had it moved in yet. No, but I know that as soon. Yeah, they're right around the corner. Yeah And man they had like hot dogs 10 for 10 remember acne used to do the 10 for 10 you like 10 packages for They were a dollar piece dude. I spent I bought like 40 packages on dogs because I was like this is my I got a hunkard Damn, I don't know why my next checks coming in I got to really get some food for the next couple of weeks and God sent you me. I remember you let me 20 We have really fucking and you didn't have it dude. Um

I remember one of the best deals of the grocery store ever Which I don't know if you guys are yogurt people But when they would do the yogurts for a dollar. I hate dude I used to work at Acme and you fucking dirt bags would come through and buy them by the cart By in 78 is there a limit on the 10 for 10 yogurts? Hey, Tuts and ain't working your four-hundred pounds Man patty foley thought she hit the fountains with those puppies man We used to go with man. There was something about a middle aged woman who drank the cool aid on what a yogurt could do for you. They were the, they were the

first real like man, this product's really good at change. Good. It's pro biop man. They were the first one person probiotics. Activa. Jamie Lee Curtis that lion. Hey, I love her, but I'm just saying she had everybody brainwash. I'm talking, Dan and fruit on the bottom. Fucking eat that shitty yogurt just to get to the fucking blooper. He's in the bottom.

And fucking cash out hard. And he cherries at the bottom. It was like jelly. Have you ever ever get jammed up? No milk for cereal and go yogurt and cereal. It's great. It's all right. Not bad. But no, I don't like yogurt Well, you're supposed to do as a gentleman has put the yogurt on the bottom and the cereal on top Not slapping it only gets sour cream. I know thank you. Thank you. Spackling Rowan mud Thank you, thank you, Spackling. For Ellen Mud. Oh God.

Uh, let's see here. Let's do one or two more. Um, hmm, this one's from Jack. Is it garbage if more than one person in your family still drives a Saturn? Yes. Yes it is. More than one's tough. One I'll give you because depending on, there's always somebody in a flex period that's not doing the best and not to say they're not gonna rise out of that but they're in a U-scar it's the Saturn it's the whatever some of the last it for sure I'm not saying it's a bad car maybe it's a 16 year old driving it maybe it's a 72 year old maybe it's a guy an uncle down on his luck whatever I

get that but multiple people in your family still driving Saturn's That's fucking nuts. I wonder what it would have took For one of my parents to buy a Saturn We were all always one hundred percent American cars we weren't That's nuts Nissan baby. Yeah, never was sat in one of the they had the like like automatic seatbelt. Yes My friend Liam had that thing Like a fucking no like Joe peshy sitting the back seat fucking taking you fucking wrap you up I was always a fat kid too. I was afraid he was gonna like- There wasn't a other belt either. No, that- It was just the one.

Yeah, it was just the shoulder. Fucking crack your spine in the hand. He'd slip at it and I'd think like a 90. And nine times out of ten, it would never retract. So it was just wild loose. Uh-huh, I hate it. It made no sense to me. They suck.

They dude, those cars would have a power seat belt with rolled down windows. Get your fucking head out of your ass, we need the fuck. Those cars would have a power seat belt with rolled down windows. Get your fucking head out of your ass, we need the fuck. When was the last car you had that had rolled down windows? Like the manual, John. Crankers. Uh.

A Honda Accord hatchback. What year were you whipping that around? This is 96, 97. Wow. Yeah, I didn't have a car from 99. I didn't have a car. I mean, it's all like, hold on. I didn't have a car in for damn year 20 years from 1999 until 2019. I didn't have a car. 2019, I didn't have a car. And that car was my parents. I would argue till the new Jeep is your car.

I paid for the old Jeep, but the lease was under my mother's name. So it's whose car? What do you mean? What? That was your mother's car. I paid for it though. Okay. But I paid for it though. Okay

But I paid for it. Okay, but her you know it's in her name. That was her car sure. Okay If you're 17 and you're making the payments in your mom's name, then that could be like yeah, that's your car at 45 of its in your mom's name. That's her car. All right. Do you see what I'm saying? She paid for the insurance and The easy best oh yeah. And I have to guess. She borrowed it. Also made a dewey'll change every other time. That's funny, man. I think I also wanted a mall by not taking her hand off. Goddamn trooper, that lady. That patty full of you want any for kids I'll pay it out as long as I get smoking you your roll screw Just a pile of eaters that's your legs smoke you's out like like dead zeal and training day when they were taking that kitchen up Man I stink

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Remember by American I was in college 2009 or 910 I didn't hate that windows. I don't mind them. If they came back for whatever reason, it's yeah, but now would be a choice. It's a tough look at that time.

Sure. I don't think I had a real rough CD player in there. And then let me tell you something, sometimes that knob came off. Oh, yeah. The passenger one was off. And you were working with that little metal little metal piece and that hurt your fingers in the winter. Yeah. Also, it was tough to roll up the ones in the back yet I fucking know Work the traps baby

I would have to do it. It's a start raining on the end of your place You're all over the road at where we're going. All right, we got to wrap it up gang gang. I'm going to tell you this tell you all the time. Speak for all three of us here on the program. Sure. We love you to death. Yep. And we're going to see you

next week. Peace.