Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Trashy Time Capsules w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

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Hey, got Jimmy Smith's a big day to do nights there love schmitz Let's see this tell old stories some NYPD blue Shut out to Smith that is fronzes lunches simple. It's in schmitz. Need to do a fucking podcast I think boom. I'd be tuned in where they just go over old episodes. I love that. I'd love that Dennis Fronch retired though. Yeah, Vietnam vet that is from love them showed his ass on that show I remember yeah, I remember the first time he said dick one time. Oh my God, man. I was like, what is this ABC?

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What a boys. What up T-bones? You didn't say historical venue acts such as Bob Dylan have played. You just said Bob Dylan. I don't know where we're just so far. You gotta be there one time. It's like, yeah, we're doing this amazing theater, Bob Dylan.

He played the joint. I know. First time out of the clubs is what they tell me. Yeah, this is first theater show they say there you go We'll see our first big big big theater It's our first very big theater show. We're very excited tickets are moving quick. I get them. Why they last I mean, you know speaking of New Year's Eve You know, I'm not that big of a fan sure. Yeah, don't love it sure

Speaking of what, I mean, you didn't. Yeah, you, I don't know. I don't like that whole vibe of like, it's, you know, it's for amateurs. I'm out there doing it every night. It's like, yeah, what if you can still party and put on a hat and blow a streamer or whatever? Sure. Sure, you're your neighbor or whatever you want to do.

Uh, yeah. Traffic's real bad. Yeah, but it's a, it's a party. Poseidon. I also drink a lot all the time, but it's like for guys who look for and it's, you know, let's get dressed up and get fucked up and have some pigs in a blanket or whatever. I think you stay home and you have, you have some people

over and do, you know, do something like that. They're going out and stuff like that. I'm not saying go to fucking Times Square and sit there like a psychopath. I did it once. It was the worst fucking worst night of my life. Stumbled in there. You're trying to, you're trying to get a bag. Man, we were in Philly and they're like, that's go up.

It'll be fun. And this kid I knew had an apartment in Times Square. So he was in like the cutoff. Sure. Man, it sucked. Yeah. It like proper sucked. Yeah, I would never do that,

but the bar, especially just like your early 20s or whatever, you go, you know, it's like 200 bucks and open bar, some finger foods, whatever, whatever. That's a good time. I was at a bad taste in my mouth from because my mom hated it when I was a kid. She didn't like it.

It's what she's like. Fun family you guys are. Good time. I think it's what she found out her mom was dying or something like that. I can't remember what it was. So she always hated New Year's Eve. So we always stayed in and argued.

It's really screamed at each other. We always stayed in and my dad would make like lobster or crabs or something like that. Some type of shellfish. And then we'd watch grease and then dick clarks rocking New Year's Eve. Sure. And then bang pots and pans at midnight.

That was big. Got to do that. Well dirt bags out there. I remember the one time I could, I was like real young. I couldn't stay up till midnight. I did it at like 615. Neighbors were pissed. It's not the British were coming.

We always got the broken ones though. She wouldn't let us use her good pots and pans. We always got broken ones Where is that a couple of broken pots laying around for like water? They can't really know handle whatever. Yeah, you fucking burn the shit out of you. I know. I remember getting that Dude, you give us hot pants. That duty is a kid to move that if you had to like dump the water out without the handle Oh man, I was nervous for about 18 Dumpin' that spaghetti when you were a kid Might as well have been plutonium I know really am you really fuck you up

You a new you Zeeve guide T-bone? No Thanks pal No it's not for me I don't like Halloween You're not a part here anymore Yeah you know it's I feel like when I imagine when you go back to high school and watch the high school team play and I'm like, ah, I'd love to get out there, but it's not for me anymore.

I don't go back and watch the high school team play. I don't do that shit. It streams it online. I saw you out there. You're letterman jacket on. I'm in the booth calling the game. What are you talking about? If I can scotch in front of me, got my championship ring on.

Now, my cousins was playing, yeah, I got to go see him. I wouldn't just go back. I'm gonna go to like homecoming and shit like that. I'm not a fucking- He weirded your 47 dude to be weird, if you rolled up. Stop, remember me from the 90s? Hey, everybody was born in 2005. I left some old CDs in the locker room, if you guys... I'm here to dig up to Time Capsule. I told everybody I'd be back in 30 years.

Where's Mahoney at? He died, man. Everybody moved on and had family and kids. Careers, let it go. I got my shovel. Did you ever do that? it go. I got my shovel Did you ever do that time cap? That was to me. That was a very trope you would see on

TV shows like saved by the bell fat like all that kind of shit. That was always an episode I feel like we dug up one or we we plan it one when I was in like seven three three I gotta go back and get it dude dude, that's not a Patreon video. I don't know what is. I don't know. Did you dig it up? I don't know where it is. God, school did it.

I think my middle school did it. I don't think I got to put anything in there. You probably not. You probably stee rummaging through it. They got you. Hey, that's my candy. Yeah. Uh, no, we've never did it.

I never understood that. I'm gonna learn about it till later. It seems, like I don't know what you expect when you do open it up. If you waited thousands of years, that would be cool. Well then, what's the payoff? That's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna bury something, dig it up in 15 years.

Yeah. Oh, this is what soda cans looks like back then. What do you put in there? I don't know, books. Yeah, why? That's what I'm saying. I don't understand, I don't understand the whole put in there? I don't know, books. Yeah, why? That's what I'm saying. I don't understand. I don't understand the whole, the pay,

I don't know what the pay-off. You have a reasoning behind that. Why do they do time capsules? Because it's fun. Is it? You two don't like fucking New Year's Eve, but you're doing time capsules. Who doesn't like time capsules?

I don't like time capsules. Who doesn't want an original 1995 copy of the Blue Bell Penny Saver man come on it's good time That would have been I look at I think about that all the time all the toys and shit that I had when I was a kid If I just would have kept one in the packaging Oh, maybe you're not supposed to dig them up a time capsule is historic cash of goods or information Usually intended as a deliberate method of communication with future people Whoa, and help future archaeologists, anthropologists, or historians.

We should do one. Damn. Let's do a time capsule. Where? I don't know. We'll put it somewhere. Okay. All right, I'm in.

And then we'll leave, we'll do a, well, this is essentially a time capsule. This is gonna live forever. What do you mean? Tell us a solar flare that takes out the internet. Sure. Oh, damn. What are you guys smoking? What the fuck? That hell-kinda flare that takes out the internet. Sure. Oh damn. What are you guys smoking?

That hell-kinda episode is not like the way you think. Okay. Yeah. I'll do one. I never thought about that. Well, you know what we should do? We should do like a berry treasure and come up with a map and see if anybody can find it. How much can't we talking? I don't know. 10 grand. I'll take a look in there.

10 can we say it's 10 grand? Somebody finds it, eight bucks in there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. How the fuck did you find it? Did you play that Pokemon shit when it came out? Pokemon Go? On the phone? Oh, I was out there, baby.

Where are you? I was catching a mole. That was not too long ago. Without question. That was like five years ago. Toby, really? Yeah. Oh man, I must have been beating them away with a stick, huh?

That's crazy. He is. I was nuts. You'd see people in like central park just disappearing into the shadows of like, like, I'm running into churches and ruining weddings and masses and stuff like, because people are like, I gotta get Charizard or whatever.

Well, was it? But exactly. I don't really understand what Pokemon was. They were in eggs, right? No, that's more of a time of gotch, I gotta get Charizard or whatever. Well, was it, was it exactly? I don't really understand what Pokemon was. They were in eggs, right? No, that's more of a Tomagotch, I think you're thinking about. Shout out to the, you don't know Tomagotch. Tomagotch? Tomagotch, Tomagotch, Tomagotch, egg.

Sounds like a third base. So it's like a little key, I mean, I just gave him 700 million. They were like little eggs. It was just like a little video game. And there was this guy that lived there, he had a fetal, me pooped, he had to clean up. He had to keep him alive. Yeah.

And I don't know. I mean, but at the time that technology was nuts. Okay. And you just had to like- Wait, hold on, was it a toy or a video game? A toy. It was like this big, but it was a little video game. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

And it was like a keychain. You would like, you know, whatever. Yeah. You had to like feed them, whatever, all this different stuff, and how long you could live. And you'd be like, oh, I'm 33 days. And if you didn't shower them or whatever, you know, I don't know if I can kill themself or whatever.

No shit. We did that when I was a kid. We didn't do it, but other schools did it with like chickens. Yeah, that was another, that's a big. Take a chicken home. To me, that was another, that's a big. Take a chicken home. To me, that was another big thing on fucking sitcoms. They would have like the homeette class and they'd be like,

hey, you have to take care of this poundy sugar or this watermelon or like whatever it was. And it was like lost it or fell in love with it and then found it again. Yeah, my cousin with the score that was a, there was a case, sent him home with an actual chicken, like an egg. How do you go to school? I don't know somewhere on the range of goddamn sticks

That's why but it was in like a little like a gerbil cage with a with like a heat lamp over it Yeah, yeah, um because dad ate it to me. I was with you Chicken omelette's coming up gang couple of scramby's Can't make us cramby that's's scrambled, I got him a chick. Why not? You need an egg? Oh, it's fertilized. What?

Huh? Well, they gave him an egg or an actual chick. No, they gave him an egg with a chicken side. And he had a, I thought you thought omelets are made of actual live chickens. No, did you have to do the frog or anything? Dissect? We did a pig I think a pig?

What the fuck? Jesus you did pork belly get that bunch of burners going I was doing a botchie out there We did do the frog I Don't really remember it too well. It wasn't, we didn't have to kill it. It was already dead. I can't know what.

I thought you said to kill it. They come in a bag. I'm not, you think I put them in a fucking, this big in a headlock and took them out. I remember, they were like, you have to do this. I'm like, this is like Lord of the fly shit. What are we doing here? I remember that from out of the high smell Right before lunch yikes. I didn't get it either what the fuck does the frog have to do with me supposed to eat you

About anatomy. I'm not a frog Well, you know what I mean sure you got to look at all the different shit and stuff. I don't think I either I think I did it But I didn't do it well. I think I just like cut it open and left it there something We also had to do an owl pellet an owl pellet. What does that mean? An out large birds of prey they eat the whole thing right to eat like a whole bird or something okay And then there's stomach digest, everything they can digest, but it can't digest the bone, so it spits this, like egg pellet back up.

It's like the size of a tomogacci egg. And then you have to like dig through it and put the bones together to find out what, uh, what the fuck? What kind of roadkill education is this dude? That's good. Now when you're hitting a deer on the highway, What what kind of road kill education is this dude? Now when you're hitting a deer on the highway you just want to graze it's no What yeah your science class happened on the side of I-95 Wait was lunch what was it an egg that they coughed up? No, it's like imagine like a dry can like a placebo or

placenta. No, it's like, imagine like a dry can like a placebo or a placenta. Yeah, placebo. Um, imagine like an egg shaped thing. Yeah, with like, it was like dry dirt kind of, and there was like feathers and bones in there. And you have to like go like, all right, this is a beak. This is a bird of brain. And the owl would, so the owl eats a bird. All the dozen can't that jack can't over here. I don't have all the fucking thigh just the bones and it spits that stuff up. Yeah, and then you go like oh, you know for lunch He had a fucking whatever Jesus How'd you get the owl? I think they sell the they sell the pellets they're called pellets owl pellet tell me can you get something on this Jesus?

That's fucking vicious Frog I get. But they weren't killing owls. Were they? No, this is they just I guess like an owl farm or something. Or whatever. I don't know where they're getting these things. Why you put my listen, I didn't come up with the expanse. Did you figure it out? What do you ate? Yeah, you had like a, he had like a. A year old. I think it was a big man. There's a number two. Chicken tender man, I think. A couple of sesame seeds in there.

There's called owl pellets. Yeah, really. I see if they're still doing it in school. They can't be. Why not? People freak out. Dude, this was like 2001. Like this wasn't that one.

A lot changed in the next decade. 22 years, holy shit. Yeah. Is the mass of an undigested parts of a bird's food to come from bird species occasionally regurgitate Yeah, it includes the exoskeleton of insects and just what my exo skeleton matters bones fair bills claws and teeth I'm telling you man. It was wild teeth. Fuck them. I was eating Yeah, what the fuck's it? I don't even that has teeth teeth? Squirrel Maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. They fuck you up. Man birds of prey scare your boy. Yeah, they're scary I think it's much rarer now to do this the most recent I'm seeing as someone did it in 2015. Okay

Probably a bunch of you weren't cutting up frogs up there at that hippie school you went to, right? No, we were rolling fatties and blowing clouds. Fucking making tight IT shirts and shit. It was cloud your neighbor. What? Um... Yeah, that was the only really weird thing we didn't have...

We didn't have like home, we had like one home, we didn't have like pepper alleys, all that like fucking saved by the bell. You didn't do that shit? We had like one pepper alley a year. We had home commings, we had a pepper alley where we did a bonfire. I think they, yeah, that was like real. I think they 86 did.

Yeah, that was, that's, that shit all got fucking stopped before they, yeah, cause some fucking idiot, some dumb ass fucking falls in it or something like that. Mm-hmm. That shit was cool What's cool a bunch of cars parked in a circle with the headlights pointed in yeah That and the Kager in the woods you never did a Kagan the woods Oh, we always had like basements and shit there like someone's parents were out of town Kagan the woods was all right Also, I'm not lugging a fucking Kag back in the the woods get a six or it's a BYUB at that point what are you doing my fat ass fucking stuck in thorn bushes meet me at the moon tower uh yeah we never uh we were never big cake guys we

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This one's from Wyatt. Hey there, 10-dowling investor. Never had one red. Do you know anyone that calls it an optional illusion? That's pretty bad. I choose not to participate. It's optional. It's not a mandatory illusion. That just makes me think of those things that you would stare at. I never, I never got one of them. I got it once. The 3D art. I got it once the 3d art. I got it once I got it once and it was like I was like what the fuck it was the space shuttle with some planets behind it And then I could never do it after that. I've never dude

I remember staring at this one close far cross of my eyes not crossing my Focus not for I could it and when everybody else around you get to you socks you start panicking and you're losing straight into my how do you not look at it but look at it that's what people would tell me you're gonna look at it but not look at it's like what the fuck my shit over I'm on fucking moon rock fuck out here I was real young too I was like seven or eight I never I never fucking got those things were hot. Did you have own one? No, the way my my did my mom was bringing that that devil that black magic

I want paintings I can see yeah, you have to fuck daddy. I can see a young hang fully really lying about seeing it What holy shit's bigger than I thought. And that's cool. Shit. No way. I can't even. Make with the chicken fingers, are you? You're doing that thing where people are like, oh, what is it?

Like, oh, you tell me what you see. Yeah. Why don't you tell me? No, you always know. There was only a couple of them. It was either a shipper, a shuttle or something like that. It was only a few of them them as far as I knew. I think I only really ever saw two of them ever in my life.

And I never, I never got them. One was definitely a space shuttle. There was probably more than a couple I would assume. You need a real solid because it's got to be a solid shape that you can pick out based on the outline. Sure. Because it's not like it has depth or anything. Right.

It's kind of separate. Can you see them now? Like, can you show me, can I Google what it looks like? You can't do it now. Oh, yeah. Of what the image is, you wouldn't be able to do it on a computer. No, but like, can you show me,

we have to have some sort of technology where they, I don't even know what it looks like. You know what it looks like a space shuttle flying in between planets. Yeah, but all the purple. Yeah, it's just all the same color though, right? No, it's pretty well defined. Really? I only saw it once. I don't know.

And the more you talked, the more I think you didn't see it. Yes, I did. No, uh, Toby, you got it. Uh, I'm, I'm not seeing anyone that'll show you the image, but I was trying to- That's how they get you, they want you to spend the money and buy it. I've given that shit away for free. Money talks, dude. Yeah. What are you nuts?

Oh wait, no, I did find one. Space shuttle. Eagle. Eagle. Ooh, USA, USA. You gotta see it. You gotta see it. What the hell?

Can you text it to me? Uh, yes. Thanks. Oh, I remember it too one time. We like, well, well documented. We were never like a big intellectual game. That kind of thing. Cool.

You don't say cool new art. We were never big on puzzles or anything. One of a big, bad family Billy bass family did I tell you I This show was happening and I went home is probably like two years ago or you know a year ago And we have a knockoff one that like someone made it's not even a real one, dude It was I think my stepdad was like I ain't paying for that marketing, you know what I mean like a macro He's like Steve make sure whatever it was on a two, but like a two by four. It's a dead flounder.

Things start sticking up to garage. Is that hell a bit? But my brother one time, I think for Christmas or something, or birthdays, birthday was right by Christmas. So, everybody was like, right around now, he got a fucking a three. This is when like that shit, they started pushing that kind of technology onto like consumer goods. It was a 3 a three. This is when like that shit, they started pushing that kind of technology

onto like consumer goods. It was a 3D puzzle. Kind of turned it into like it was like supposed to be like a skyscraper or like an apartment. I know what you're talking about. And we could never figure it out to be got. We got it like four stories high. It looked like Iraq. It just looked like something. It looked like a drone came in and took out a fucking city block It was bad it never got done. Oh man when you couldn't do something as a family you felt like a real loser Sure, I remember me and my dad being in 7-Eleven for a bat in an hour Try to figure out the soda No for a for a while

7-Eleven the 7-Ele11 near us had a movie vending machine. This was cassette tapes or a movie vending machine. A movie vending machine is similar to that, but this looked like a big candy vending machine with movies in it. And if something was wrong with the blockbuster, it's a dead shaking to go with, Gary Topg or dead shaking it going, get me top gun. Just fuck up. And a crunch bar.

We own top gun, motherfucker. Hey, it's up there. If there was something wrong or fishy with the blockbuster or the West Coast, like if there was, you were a West Coast video fan? I worked at West Coast video. Oh shit. Oh yeah. You were a West Coast video fan. I worked at West Coast video. Oh, yeah.

Or a West Coast senior year high school work there. Uh-huh. He used to take a peruse in the back. Yeah. And it was this couple owned it. I'm pretty sure they were swinging. Yeah. It was his older dude with his smoke show wife. All right. He's to have to work with her. Smell a popcorn and twizzlers and gets me going these days. He's the love the way that police do you remember being that young and like the hot girl at work who was like a little older or whatever man yeah I worked at a golf course and this this girl was there was two there was the bartender at the golf course who's always a smoke show or the beverage car girl shout out to you and this other girl that worked with me, her dad owned it

and like, she made her work for the summer. And man, I'd come in and like a dirty fucking shirt. Hi, thanks for calling Stinger City. This is Kevin speaking. Can I help you? Report for duty. She was this rich girl, man.

And I brought the little fella with ya. I would pull up in like dirty cargo shorts and like Yeah, I like I should pull up in my Chevy Luminor with the paint peeling off of it man I didn't she was driving like a jagger something I didn't stand to I'd pull up and see what she was working Fuck I should have showered today Thank you so much getting lunch That would have looked like a lucha mean three hot dogs in front of her.

I used to crush diesels at that job. You got a boyfriend or what? But no, me and my death day was anything wrong. You say shit like Sadie Hawkins' date is coming up. What was it, you're outbell it. You want to do a time capsule sometime? If there was anything fishy with the blockbuster card or the West Coast card.

Or like you owed money on it or something, you mean? Yeah, and it still hadn't been properly. The case was still pending. Like my mom hadn't figured out. Public you guys are going to West Coast video court. I'm all probation, Goddamn. I think we walked from West Coast video. I'm all probation God. I think we walked from West Coast video. She just dipped on that.

But if she hadn't figured out whose fault it was and put the screws in them, she'd pay it. But there was due process. You had to figure out who did it. She was causing a stink. Yeah, she was causing a stink. And we got jammed up one time. We went to blockbuster and it was like,

you guys owe like 50 bucks. Block outta here, I'm not paying that. I want to go fight his Betty machine at 7-Eleven. So we went up there and literally for like an hour. We're throwing chili dogs at it. We're in like just like a, they don't waste a good CD. It was in like a regular aisle.

Like we're like the candy was. And we're in there for like an hour, like I wanna get there, what do you want, dude? I couldn't figure out what I wanted. And then we go to fucking do it. And it's like, we couldn't figure out how to get it out of there. We couldn't figure out how to put the money in

and the guy's like, I don't know, they put that in. That's a third party, I don't know, yeah. It's like the ATM machine. It was brutal, because I remember my neighbor's mom came in and she was like, what the fuck are you guys doing? We're like, I were looking for a movie. She's like, all right, I feel like I'm getting idiot. The only time I ever used one of those, I was on vacation with my family, VHS bending

machine in the hotel lobby. I got scream, so psyched. Through it on and my family came home, right as it started and my mom was like, what is What is this oh my god right is Drew Barrymore is getting it, you know Maybe go downstairs and swap it out for Spice World. No, what's Spice World the Spice Girls movies? So your dad won it Now go to bed Tony Now go to bed Tony To grab strip T's while you're down here spice up your life. You think I show girls

I Never we were never that was never a thing of like not allowed to watch a movie. They would just send us out We it was like whatever my parents really I mean I mean, we're watching porn at the house. Violence was okay. Anything sexual. We would just say, get in the living room or get in the hallway. I still knew what was going on. Now that's how you make a real perv. Yeah. Get back there and peek like a normal kid. Smash or weenere on the back of the couch. I remember one time it was I mean like not like whatever like we didn't have HBO we didn't have any premium chat we didn't have anything at my mom's house just basic cable. And then my dad had HBO and I

remember one time it was like you know probably I was you know 10 or 11 was like a Saturday night I didn't go out or whatever was sitting there watching TV and he's flipping through the new in your hot dogs. So it was pre-guide you know what I mean like you Saturday night. I didn't go out or whatever. We're just sitting there watching TV and he's flipping through the you and your hot dogs This was pre-guide, you know what I mean? Like you're just Clunking through channels and it was when they were like slower too. My dad love that it had to look oh I still do it Yeah, I had to like land on a channel. You see it like the technology wasn't like And man, I got thinking it's me my dad and he fucking hits like, and man, I got thinking it's being my dad and he fucking hits, uh, he goes to the fucking, I guess we land on HBO and it's some guy laying in bed. It's like a, you know,

a real sex. It was like a movie or maybe a show at the cinema or something. And it's just girl tugging this dude. He's fully naked and she's like, you see his wiener? Yeah, just that wasn't HBO. It might have been a spice. Funny. No. It had to be cinematics. I'm not dead. It ain't show dick in that. No, dude.

You were watching Playgirl TV. I do that trust me if we had it. I would have fucking known. There's no way. It wasn't cinematics. You didn't see penis. There's no way cinematics. Cinimax or you didn't see penis There's no way cinema cinimax and HBO weren't showing noodle. I'm pretty short dude It had to be I don't know what to tell you or maybe it was like a regular movie and that was like

And it definitely wasn't red she died. It wasn't decode the get wet Red she died getting jerked off by scully She died getting jerked off by scully Did HBO show penis now Never believe it. Yeah, here's the HBO's 25 year obsession with penis really yeah So it might have just been a part of like a regular movie that had that scene in it I don't know it wasn like, you know, there was no music playing in the background or anything. Uh. Man, a hand job seen in a movie is wild.

I know. It's your dad saying shit like nobody likes that. That's true. Hahaha. Hahaha. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, HBO's long history of full frontal penis.

I don't know. I'm real sex to Game of Thrones. Yeah, I'm telling you. What you're dead to. Because that was the only thing we ever had, I think. What you're dead to start a joke in a... No, I think you know what I think. Or I think it was just dead silence and we were just like,

we were both kind of like, you know, man, this channel better hurry up so we can move on and act like this never happened. Yikes. Oh God, that's fucking great. That's a tough one. All right, let's see here. This is from Odoio Rules.

Is it garbage having mechanical bullet or wedding reception? Whoa. God damn. That's your name. From Texas or something. Country, sure, I'll give you that in front of big country. I'll give you that, that would be fun.

And if it's not like a formal, formal, if it's more of like a party type thing, I'd get and you're a couple of you know ranchers my mom just want to wedding in Texas fucking up there. Jérice uh break a hip no but the photos everyone it is a more cash sure nice jeans and a fucking pair of cowboy boots and like a... Well, that's dressing up for a cowboy. A jacket, polo tie, but a nice stetson. Mm-hmm. Um, look pretty sweet. That's, uh, I mean, to me, a mechanical bowl is very erotic.

Really? It's not? Yeah, that's why the bars have them. Oh, well, yeah, the chicks do it. Yeah, what do you mean the chick fucking h in a big bull, you know what I mean? Uh... Yeah, why do they crank it to 11 when a guy gets on? Yeah, get the fuck out of that.

Yeah, let me show you something. Hey, launch him across the room. Let's get Shelley back up here and fucking shake her dead. She'd a whale tail. Yeah, I never thought about that. Yeah, then like they like, tilt it and then like she,, it's like it's all it's just some hornball back there Would a joystick wailing on himself like HBO Yeah, so I mean if you to me if you had one of those in a wedding people be fucking hook and up left and right

It's not bad. You get all drunk. It's like I you know what's doing that sober That's like your drunk and then you're all there's just a bunch of dudes You know, I thought it always was to try to get you off I didn't even think about that is if you think about it Mechanical bull in a wedding dress is a next level tough look Yeah, yeah, you figure if you have one of those you're changing a lot of those broads. They change now They take the gown off and put something comfortable on don't they? I don't think so. No, I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but like, I mean, most weddings, the girls,

I mean, I think I think you have like the rest of gown for the ceremony and then a reception thing. You'll put on like some sweats or something or whatever. Sweats are like a, I don't know, a cocktail dress. I don't think so. I mean, I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen that. I think those girls are very adamant about their dress and looking good in their dress and showing it off. I bet you there's for sure a situation where it's like the zipper pants where they was zipped into shorts

where you could like zip off a section. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. But I mean, I think as most, I don't know, everybody and I've been to no one's ever changed into sweats as you called that Sweat sweats was a bit just rip in her dress off like you're like her warm-up pants Starting center hop it on the Sibian Yeah, see that the bulls very Sibian is Man remember the first time I saw that thing. I gee. I think it was stirring

Oh, and I was like where did they make this thing custom? Dude, I remember I can tell you exactly what it was. It was fucking 1991. I was in the back of my brother's car. There was like four of us in the car driving the fucking school. And he had somebody on talking about this and that, like some stripper or porn star or something like that. And when Howard used to get,

he'd get into that voice and be like, and then what'd you do in that? And dude, the four of us just not saying a word just rocked fucking hard. Just fucking chopped up dude. Driving the school. It was something out. When you were walking in a school with a loaded gun.

I know, when you couldn't get access that information as easy as you can now when you came across it was so You know it was unbelievable Sultry what it did to you the level of hormones that were being pumped through your body I know nuts. I remember watching Stern on when it was on TV And it was everything would be blurred and stuff like that and I'd be like oh my god What's going on? And then the channel nine show? I don't know what.

Don't HBO, that one? Or on demand, he had a hit. He had a hit. He had a hit. Yeah. But I remember it would be all blurred and pixelated. And I'd be like, oh, what's going on? And then it cut to his big nose.

And I'd be like, get out of here, Howard. I ain't on here. Man. Man. Yeah. I said I've seen a girl I went to high school with was on it. Got topless as a playboy contest. And I mean, when we found that out, it was ice-sped over to my buddy's house.

Did you catch that? Hey, the- She was in high school? We were just out of high school. I think the summer going to get in high school was summer going just out of high school. I think with summer going at you got your high school with summer going into Freshman year or maybe just after I was in 18 or 19. Yeah, any time he did stuff like that And the other two she was up with two all goes. Yeah, yeah, I'm like this is I'm like this is set up for her to win Yeah, she win. Yeah, really yeah, well that

She was a great for a long time a playmate There a girl had dinner with me and my family and within 10 minutes Was telling my parents how she had Jello wrestled on Jerry Springer Wait, he was just a girl you were dating no just a homie a friend of yours. Yeah, keep a tight crew A friend of yours. Yeah, keep a tight crew. What? Yeah, two scholars and artists. I was bad. She was staying with us for like four days, too. I was going to volunteer that information because I ran around with thieves and scally

wives. Why was she staying with you? What's up? Why was she staying with you? I love what's up? When he first heard the question question What'd you say would you have a matching town? This is during the jelly short of day oh eight No, she was visiting we were we were in in Scotland at the time she came to she came to hang Geez yeah bad look Yeah, I doubt your mother appreciate it that well She was more upset that she didn't eat any of her food that she cooked

Just imagine your mom cut. Oh, so you want me dirty. Oh Somebody to mention you were a dumb woman It feels the tramp I think oh She can't she had dinner and didn't eat. Yeah. I would have fucking lost it too. She was cutting weight for the match. You know I'm gonna go as big guy. Yeah.

I've been there sister. Three more pounds, all water weight. I'd have been pissed too. It wouldn't great. My cousin brought a friend to Thanksgiving one time. I think I told you and she got there and went up and took a nap What my uncle was like what the fuck is this? It's broad out of my house came down after grace like halfway through the meal like all sleepy and like got like a little bit of Mass potatoes and some turkey

fucking Never saw her again Get out Never saw her again. Get out. All right. The fuck you're staring at me for, I was agreeing with you. I was agreeing with your mother. I was trashin' you.

I was agreeing with your mother. I was just listening. All right, let's see. This is from the head homey. Are you garbage if you've ever been told you know how much underwater welders make? Every dirt bag knows that Now you know how much they make and then it's always way over

$14 million an hour them and the guys that change the bulbs on the transformers. Oh, yeah That kind of shit they make it seem like it's an hour and you get $8 million. Uh-huh. But it's good money. That's like that one, there was like that clip going around that guy has to climb like that crazy high saddle or a can of, and he's like, got to do it once a year and he can make some crazy amount of money to do it or. That's why we all, this is before, it's $600,000 a year.

Yeah. To do, is an underwater welder. No, if the change the light bulbs on those cranes, those towers 600 crant a year. It takes you like six hours to climb it It's crazy dangerous Yeah The media hook top though. Can you see what an underwater welder makes also?

I believe that is one of the very dangerous jobs and underwater welder. You think that shit's brutal Yeah, those guys that go down there and the dark and can't see shit get the fuck out of here What do you got to you but 22 dollars an hour Is that just one of those dirt bag blue collar myths? Yeah No shit. Well, that's why it's an underwater welder in New York City This that's got to be the highest rate too. I'm the fucking Hudson. This is before to catch a predator. Now, uh, what? Desi is catch. Sorry. Without the grab. This is before deadly is catch. When I was in high school, we floated the idea of

going up to Alaska and work on a work on a crabbing boat. Cause they said you can make so much money. Sure. But it was so dangerous. Well, what's his name? Sodor went up there. That's right. Like a cannery or something, right? Yeah. Those dudes are, I mean, I love that show. I'll still watch that show.

I was like all about that fucking show. Yeah, it's a rough, you have to be a certain kind of fucking detached from reality. Go to Alaska and then get on a boat and go even fucking further out, you know what I mean? That's a certain, that's a guy running from something That kind of guy and oil rig guys sure that's the thing I never understood. Hello cool It's got kind of a firefighter vibe because you're like out there eating stew with your boys or whatever firefighter with a record

What do they call hard hats hard something rough necks rough necks? It's pretty Those guys get a couple of rough next rough next What are those then the government asking to save the world? I'm sorry. I'm getting shoot you to space That been aflox that it's goad around him going up to JJ Abrams direct that movie no Michael Bay Michael Bay Go to Michael Bay me like why isn it easier to train drill guys to be asked or not to the answer or not to drill?

And he's like, get the fuck out of my face. I don't want it. I'm just sad. They're like halfway through the movie. That's a big ass fall off that movie. Yeah. That's the thing. They shoot Steve Buschemi into space to save the day.

Man, that's a down on care who you are. That was a fucking home run. Man, I don't get me. I'll still get me to tear off. Oh, I'll, I'll, I'm always crying at the end of that. Affleck and Willis. Hey, I live Tyler. Oh, love a live Tyler.

Hello, love during Lord of the Rings too. Great. The Elf Princess Lord of the Rings too. Great. The Elf Princess Empire Records. Never saw it. Really. No. Got your back for staring at it. That's probably his favorite movie.

I was listening. He's watching a West Coast all the time. I'm just trashy just to trash you this guy. Talk about a fucking throw you front of the bus. What are those, I don't ever understand. What are those things that are, are they oil rigs? Like the platforms in the water? Yeah.

Is that, and then people live on those? Yeah. No, that's insane. That's the thing that, in the Gulf, didn't that blow up? Or was that... That's in the Gulf, I, no, that was a pipeline. That was just a pipeline? I don't know.

I'm not up on Karen events from 20 years ago. Yeah They're oil rigs. They're deep water. I slu-dea that deep water. The deep water horizon. Whoa. Is that a real movie? Event horizon is the movie you're thinking of okay. What was that thing down there? I forget We got two things going all right. Kippy event horizon. Pulley What were you asking? What was the thing in event horizon? It was the spaceship that went to hell. That went to hell.

Yeah. Amazing movie for two actually really falls apart in the third. Yeah, I liked it. Rough neck still the same thing 23 and hour. I guess I think those guys, you don't spend any the money though. You can get that job on zipper cruder yikes. I guess that job is like yeah you go there for two months or it's like that long those like that shift work and you

don't spend any money you don't spend any money while you're out there and then you're also probably your based in Texas or something or Louisiana like something that's not probably wailing on yourself out there Paul could you imagine Just pin up fucking calendars. Fuck, you leave me home for a day. I get get after it. The only reason I know about those things is because G.I. Joe had one of those. It was a oric. Yeah, it was a base.

It was a base, but it was shaped like one of those. That's where my interest, my curiosity, those game is a young man. I feel that, they're not, I feel like they're anchored too. Like some of them aren't, it's not like, they're not on stilts that go to the... It reminds me of Deep Blue Sea and I don't like it. Oh yeah, yeah.

Sharks and swim backwards, no one likes that man. Oh man. Deep Blue Sea. Oh, you've never seen that? Is, yeah, hello cool, Jaynet? Yeah. He's the chef or the cook. Who's the cook? Yeah, I one likes that man. Oh man. Fuck that. Deep blue sea. You've never seen that? Is, yeah, yellow cool, J&N? Yeah. Yeah, he's the chef or the cook. Who's the cook?

Yeah, I've seen that. Man, that one will fucking freak me out. It's like born identity with sharks. Those guys are, it's Jason Bort. Man, those sharks learn and then they yeah I didn't I didn't like that oh yeah that's right they start like putting like plasma in their head to make them smarter right yeah I ever fuck with them using guns and shit smoking eaters where yet come out I know you're in it we got your family out here. You live at one, two, three main street.

I could never do, uh, none of that shit. I would panic, I'd be in out there alone. That was even with the cruise ship I was having panic. I, I, that first hour on the cruise of like, I'm just out here, stuck out here. Jammed up. Freaks me out. So like like living in that kind of thing. Take a while for a chopper to get out there and get in. Then getting raised off the thing and the guy, I'd rather go down with this ship than

being that basket hanging out, spinning or what they just did that somewhere where they pulled like 53 people out of the water. And it took them like hours. I would fucking freak out waiting for that not for a plus they probably be able to take me Yeah, those things have to get two choppers Now I think like a Coast guard black cop helicopter could lift me out of the water But pull it down now you probably be fine. They charge me for it. God damn it those helicopters lift like 50 ton fucking

Like air conditioning units sure. Yeah, one of those crane ones. You ever see those things what the helicopter that has like the legs that come out like that And it's like hollanda sprees or whatever. No, no, no, it's they they're they're for moving things Yeah, that's how they put like antennas on the top of skyscrapers and stuff. Yeah, my we used to my family's company used to do it down in Philly. I'm a I would take off school and go and look at them all the time. What the helicopters? Yeah, if they had to get units up on the sky like on the high rises. Yeah, they would you would I never told you any of this. No, really. Oh, yeah, all growing up not all growing up But at least once a year I thought you guys just did wonky sheetrock and bad copper. Yeah, some of them do that

You guys had a helicopter stand by Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like you get to meet the pilot. No, they don't even get out They just fucking date I remember the one guy flew up from Kentucky made like three stops I was going to Boston and then turn him back around like no shit So you're like we we block off traffic like block off market street or whatever the units are on the back of a fucking truck Just like on like you know unstrapped already to wait. They're all fucking the helicopter would come into the city Yeah, I'd like come come down. I don't know how far down, but yeah like whoa or or like we was picking him up here, like where he could get close enough. And then pick him up from the street, you'd hook them, put those little like anchor eyelets on.

Dude, I was standing right there, I was like, shot, I was like, that's it's dangerous. Yeah, I remember it, but I was enthralled. And then you pick him up and they take him up, and there's a whole other crew up there that says like, you know, they do all the hand signals, they drop it down on the I've seen like most shocking videos were one of those got loose sure on the fucking like hotel in LA Just fucking yeah cause some damage Mayor was on the phone. Yeah, you're ruined after city Just got to me. Yeah, yeah, I love that I would take off school every time we fucking every time they had one It was a handful of them. It wasn't like you pulled their Paul man those pilots talk about nerves of steel, dude Yeah, I loved that I would take off school every time we fucking every time they had one the handful

I wasn't like a little bit there Paul man those pilots talk about nerves of steel dude. I think it's just They're so used to it. You know what I mean nerves of steve Crazy type of guy bar fight breaks out. He doesn't even look up from his beer finishes it Oh, yeah, yeah, no shit's nuts Even getting in a helicopter is crazy. This is to type a guy who cries once every 10 years, but it's real gnarly when he does it to Magnum PI That's what cracks it up finally gets them ever see the last Magnum PI. Oh, it's a tearjerker. Oh, yeah, it gets killed he goes to heaven Magnum PI. Yeah, they cut to him in heaven. He's in heaven most of the last two episodes

I thought maybe I'm like he lost one of his Hawaiian shirts or something now shit Yeah, he gets popped in a warehouse and he still has to solve the The crime what's going on something with his ex-wife and his buddy from NAMM. They were all like that, really. So joe. Ah, fucking love that show, man. Tom Sellick was the fucking... You know what caught me at the right age

for an alright amount of time, unironically? What? Walker, Texas, Ranger. No way! Oh, yeah. Oh, big time. I think my stepdad used to watch it. That's what got me going. I See it a few episodes in the heated and night. Oh, man. That walker was all right. Anytime I would flip on that That's in a category of like Zena warrior princess. I'm like who watches this shit. Well, Zena warrior princess

She had to set a jugs on her. I'm calling bolster strikes over that was Saturday on Fox. Saturday, afternoons on Fox, you could catch that and it was followed up by a start check that start track next generation. And I'm in. May catch a deep space nine that line up in the middle of the day. One do shabby. Walker Texas Ranger is so good. Hillbilly so popular. I love that touch by an angel was alright though. Every every James Seymour every fight scene is him throwing a punch about 19 feet away from a guy who then like jumps through a Windy are flies through a play class was a Kevin Sorbo

Who was who was Zina warrior princess's counterpart? Hercules it was Kevin Sorbo, I think Words, that was a spin off of Hercules? Something like that. I think Hercules was a spin off of... No, I can't be. The Zeno Warrior Princess had to be a spin off of Hercules. I think that was the first one to come out. She was, she put her brain money back there.

What do you call it? I know. It's a spin off Hercules. Yeah. Oh, really? Hercules was his's a spin-off Hercules. Yeah. Oh really? He was his main broad. Yeah Hercules 134 episodes. Hello little bit of gays. Yeah back then too. That's fucking money Oh, you're talking about That's alright All right, let's see here. This one's from are you Gary V ever kicking scream at a recliner for not closing

Man, that shit fucking kills me kills me. It'll real Because you're doing that like we you're doing that like weird thrust It's very uncomfortable. You're stuck back Fucking hate it There's that video going around that guy screaming is a kick in it and punching it and should you see he ends up flipping it? No, it weeks out. Right a manual one? I don't know. I still love those. Pop that back. Yeah, feel like quick draw. Couldn't tell me nothing. Yeah. We had, I remember when we got to my dad's house man that was fucking. We weren't a recliner family.

Where until recently? No, we never, my mom, we never were but I guess he came across some of that helicopter money or something and man He got these green ones that were thought you couldn't I people used to come over I checked as that we were couch people Still are non-sectional couch people Still no still no sectional at the foldies. Yeah, my mom just has two sofas. Yeah, I love seat no three-seater Yeah, oh no, we're sectional now. We're sectional people. Maybe two three years ago. Now I think about it just has two sofas. I love seat, three-seater. Yeah. Oh no, we're sectional now. We're sectional people.

Look at you. Maybe two, three years ago, now I think about it. There you go. Look at that. We have a recliner now, but it was left over for my dad who's sick. We might have, uh, a robot recliner.

Like raise them up so we can get up. I bet you love that. I use it every time I'm home. Just standing up beaten dinner in it. I always use it. I was like, stop standing up eating dinner in it. Um. I always use it. I was like, stop doing that. Get out of the chair.

Are you paid for it? You know what, it's really trashy, but we just did whatever last month at Madison, a massage chair. Yeah. Oh man, that thing tickles you in all the right places. That's one of those things that you're like, there's no way these work. And then one of those things that you're like, there's no way these work.

And then you get in it and you're like, this is the best version of this, this could be. They're so good. I like to get one for the crib. I can take the edge off, shake it out, aim them. Have you ever sat in a broken massage chair in someone's house? Doesn't work anymore,

but you can still feel the balls poking in the back. I don't know. I'm sure it's some. I don't know if I ever knew anybody that had one really. My buddy had one that did not work. And that's just a chair. That's a chair now.

Yeah, that's just a real uncomfortable chair. I'm not exactly what that is. Counterintuitive. I didn't want it to mall. I remember I did one at the mall for the first time. Probably when I was like 22 years old Blue my fucking hair back. Hmm oxervally mall getting all oh yeah Like why they might to ever we shopping my mom or something. It's a give me a five spot Go get me in any hands. I'll be here. All right. Let's do one more here. This is from what burger 10 dollar Bozo

Is it garbage if your dad took you and your brothers to the movies every two weeks just so we could squeeze in what he dubbed the five dollar nap $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 with the movies. I never understood that as a cat I'm like what are you doing? Explosions now. Did you catch me in a movie theater? If it's after 8 p.m. Kippie Go Night Night. Kessie if you crushed the candy and popcorn during their previews. I'm out. Forget about it. Oh fuck. Good night. That's one of uh... I said dark and cool in there. Especially with those recliner chairs. Oh man. Out. Fucking forget about it. Out. I want to do the one. do the one, there's a bunch of them now, but there's a new one in New York that I drive by a bunch of like the restaurant style one. I don't know if it's like you order on the card

or the phone and you lay back. I wanna do that. Oh, I know what you're talking about. But also, I'm like, I can just do that at home. I don't need fucking, you know. You know, I'm not gonna really enjoy the movie. I'm like, I'm there for the amenities, you know. For the CP time.

I can't be going that way. I have to take it to, you know, in a CP time. I can't be go that high to tickets to sheepie town, please. Kono movie getting a life flat. I have a few bloody merits. All right, we got to wrap it up gang. We love you to death. Oh, grab those tickets for that town. I'll show New York City.

It's going to go quick. I'm telling you right now come see the boys. We love you and we'll see you next week. Peace. right now come see the boys. We love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.