Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Wolf Attack w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Stamps.com: https://www.stamps.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Lucy: https://lucy.co Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast this is Are You Garbage. Hey yeah it's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that I think you're going to be classy. Yeah they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your hostage slowly coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here at Tooties in a new edition baby and let me tell you you can't tell her nothing. A lot of inspirational quotes money never sleeps get your bread up all that kind of stuff. Time is money. Called me fat boy this morning. I wrote that for her. Man she is out there. Crazy. Yeah. Got every mailman and fucking garbage man. Truck driver. She's bringing them in to come look at the new edition. I think she's fucking throwing a move

on them or stealing their wallets when they get in here. She's a catch in the neighborhood. I know. She's a real estate tycoon. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. It's a family episode. First family episode here in the New Diggs baby and we can't thank you guys enough. We love you and I love him to death. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan. Hey what's up gang. Thanks for tuning in. As always please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. As you know those numbers are Tritter up cooking and obviously Jesus the greatest gosh darn website of all time www.patreon.com slash rugor but you go over there you sign up and you get a bajillion hours of content patent

pending. Yeah it's a good time over there. Check it the fucking fudge out gang. Good good time. Hey how about this how about a nice quick shout out to our producer short and air. What's he look like by the way. Oh you're about to find out. The magic man makes us all look good works to ones, works to twos, the threes and the fours now he crosses the D's he dots the I's and as I say ladies now you get a little peek at him on that Toby cam. Give it up for T bone Mcscruff and Toby Mcmullin everybody. Hey what's up dudes. What up T bone. Oh my dude this video the first app went live with the cam. My mom started sending decoration ideas. We got to redo this back wall behind you. She's all over it. Have you thought about ship lap which was my original suggestion

and also Patty's suggestion. I have all this ship lapping the garage. Is she a sailor. What the fuck. She building boats. Who's got that much goddamn ship lapping around. The ship lapping was she building boats. What the fuck. Only only broad the neighborhood with an aircraft carrier. I got half the Nina and a whole Santa Maria and a goddamn garage. I don't know. She orders more. She's Patty puts things together. Patty doesn't just call a general contractor and say hey I want this done. Okay. She's got the parts. She's got to this. She's got to that. She's got the nails. She's got then they come in and piece of you do to work. I'll get this stuff. Yeah. She likes to do her home depot runs and watch. She's in there smoking in the plumbing section. I need a new flush valve.

Man. God lover screaming at someone. I remember her. She was she was a junkyard dog for a while. She really was nice lady. I don't know what you're talking about. Coming off the top rope. Sure. She would go and hawk items. She'd get a new tail light or whatever. Yeah. And we put it together. God lover. We put it together in the freezing cold in the driveway. Sure. With the garage light on. I don't know where my dad was. Yeah. Fucking. I don't know but I'd be with him. He was trying to get away from you. Inside not going back a tuner. Oh man. Wild. We did for a long time and we've talked about it before but use tires. We go somewhere. Big market. Times were tough and we had a big dot a big jacked up souped up Dodge Ram and the

tires on that thing would go all the time. It was I popped one on the fucking Ben Franklin bridge. Hold on. Dodge Ram truck. Yeah. It's your pops. Yes. Is the work truck. The piece wasn't rolling around. No. No. No. No. No. No. She was in the she was in the fucking bravado at that point. Pulled in the two lanes at the while. No. The same was heavy bike bag. Those those Dodge Ram trucks man jacked up would not want to get hit by one of those puppies. I was driving it and I was at Tacoma. The tires were all wonky. I had to drive down to go fix like a fucking supermarket in South Jersey. I was crossing back over the Ben Franklin bridge. I remember calling my dad. Pickle barrel broke. You would have jacked. You probably look like a nun driving the church bus. Oh man. I had.

I was cranking heavy heaters at the time. I'm sure I think those barely ever getting a work truck. You go. This is a work truck. It's coffee and burnings and old paper work real good maps in there in the winter time and put on a little fucking radio. The heat never worked or it worked too well. That was the problem. I like a lot of times you had to keep the heat cooking so the engine didn't overheat. Yeah I like that though when it's a little bit cold in the work truck and you find warmth in like your jacket and your stocking hat. I don't know. I was making a lot of snack stops at the time. There was this luke oil on street road hot the soft pretzels the fucking tall boy on her palmers and a pack of goldfish. I'd park over by the

vacuum machine and go to town. Some guy tried to put air in his tires. I'd be done in a minute. That was my lunch dinner. Everything you do like your gummy bees. My gummy bees your gummy bear. No I said goldfish. Oh but I do. I do like a nice gummy bear. Yeah. He had about six packs of them so far in the last 24 hours. Yeah. But we would have to go get used hires at this place. I don't even know. We found it like the classifieds are dangerous. Yeah it was down off 95. No not that use and use tires. I thought the place the place was a little seedy if you catch one thing my dad didn't didn't didn't go for. Never buy you get that fresh tires. Yeah but the tires for this truck were like fucking you know like 300 or clip. You get used to. Yeah we were gamed up. We were

financially couple a couple of baldies on there. They would put them on you'd get about 200 miles and then it feels like the car got hit with a rocket launcher dude. This thing exploded on the Ben Franklin bridge. I thought we were taking enemy fire. Fucking sparks flying the whole nine yards like a generation kill over there. Uh huh. It was. Yeah but the used hires were so big and looking back that is very dangerous because I don't think they were like hey this is our standard. They were going just fucking standards. What I mean they're loose as yes. Yeah that's all it is. I think there's got there has to be some sort of rule of regulation to selling used. This place didn't have a sign or nothing. Those things go up real easy dude. You had to drive

by a fucking. It was like a jail. I don't know where it was. It was like a mini jail and there was I don't know it was like a holding tank or what. Offs 95 barbed wire. What are they killer whales. No and there was chicks there and it was like chicks in the prison. Yeah. All right. And they were running game. They were playing ball in the yard. Fucking broads were dunking into it. It was a basic scene. You know the other side of the fence eating your tasty cake. What's up ladies. You like soft pretzels. Um tractor trailers do that shit a lot which is nerve wracking. Yeah. I heard they retread. They retread it with like glue or that's why you see them. You see them on the highway. That shouldn't be legal. I heard that the first

time like no fucking way. But that came to be the truth. I had a blowout one time in a long out expressway in a conversion van when I was. Things were going well like I hear when I was the version van like a work work van. Isn't that what a conversion van is. When you put the captain shares and you hook it up. Yeah. The work van converted into. Yeah. This is a regular bullshit. My dad's buddy Sam's conversion van to drive to fucking Montreal one time. Man couldn't tell me shit. In the back had like N64 cooking. I had it all. We got lost for about nine hours. Dude I had a major blowout on 90 on the Long Island Expressway one time. Had a technician with me and dude like you said it was it was it was my crowning achievement of manhood. Sure. Grab the

wheel. Brought it over to the side jumped out changed the tire on 495 got back in. Yeah. Clean sailing. I remember one time that scary in that same truck. We got a fucking. I think my brother might have been driving or I was driving turn Pennsylvania turnplug boom shoot tires the tires would go on this thing all the time like five eight five or six a year. And two treated time. Oh man jammed up. So we had to go to a pet boys because the jack in the car it was like an aftermarket jack up like suspension raised the rules raised aftermarket we bought it used. Okay. So the jack on the car wasn't tall enough to jack up the truck. What did have 20 twos on it. A couple of spinners and Lamborghini doors on this thing. Like a goddamn 50 cent video.

I'm fucking crippled. I'm fucking ghost riding this thing down the pensy turnpike. You in the office baby. Look I didn't know you get wet. What the fuck. Car turns purple inside. Ah. Pet boys. So we had to go to pet boys to buy a jack like a race car jack. You know what I mean like the big stick want like to jack it up. Okay. The little dinky one couldn't get the car up. I mean like an actual like like a snap on fucking cheap. No. That's why we fucking fix the tire backed it back up and returned it right after this thing don't work. Bullshit. She's like I remember my dad was like I'll give you 50 bucks if you can return this thing. And I walked in and I was like hey listen it was broken whatever I just gave her to run around. That's when I knew we were real dirt

bags. Like dad was going to give me a cut of the return if we were able to return the expensive equipment. This is man. I'm out 300 right now. I'll give you 50 if you get me 250 back. Yeah. Jesus. I have another update on the cleaning lady debacle. Okay. Remember I said she posted a story. How can we forget. I got a goddamn hard post last week. She posted on a goddamn grid this broad. You're going to ship that and try to make me a collaborator. In partner with this guy's a dirtbag dot com going after your fan base. Yeah I was like what the fuck lady. Why don't you tell her to stop. I don't know it is broad. I don't know her. The wife's in cahoots. You have her back. Yeah she was supposed to come yesterday but fucking left me high and

dry. Yeah she's fucking influence. I know too busy getting rich off my grind. She don't need you think I don't need me. Scrubbing bubbles money. Fucking paid sponsorship. Yeah but it was nice to see she did post other ones that were significantly worse than our bathtub and like a bathtub whatever I'm not not making a bathtub can get away from you. You know what I mean. But like people were posting their kitchens and look like the fucking spaghetti bomb went off dude. It was fucking it was dirty. You're all catching a microwave. I was always walking. I was always my job as a kid to scrub the toilet. Patty would have you ruined it most probably. Patty would put me on the bathroom. I was pretty good too. We had a we had a cleaning lady that would be a comment guy like a good comment

looking back. I don't know how to fuck. It's still like I think my mom pays her 50 bucks every two weeks to do that whole whole house man. She comes fucking scrubbing bubbles dude all over she would catch me fucking. I'd be hung over sleeping on the couch fucking half a woody going she walk in it fucking. It was always 10 a.m. on Fridays. I'd be fucking out dude. She'd pop in sometimes early eight o'clock sometimes you bring a partner with her. I'm running upstairs with a fucking morning wood fucking throw pillow in front of you to get to the gym ladies a little bit. There's sick. There's you know tissues laying around. You spank it. I was sick. You spank it down here not living but obviously I don't go over there now. Back in the day. Sure. In the living room. You

ain't never. What are we doing here. You're going to sit there. The man a man of your man of your level of trash is going to you're going to sit there and tell me maybe a late night. Something like that. Yeah. I'm not talking lunchtime. I'm not fucking I'm not pulling neuters. Still smell the coffee. Nuts. Catch Angel hard on show time. I didn't have cable up. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean. A titty flop. Sometimes I judge Judy would do it for me. A woman of authority. Patty does a lady. I think like once. Hey I told you it was the 70s. You follow these are freaks. Here we are. I'm a family of watchers. You're going to want to see this.

Four chairs lined up. Why do all of your closets have people. Good peeking. She gets a lady every three like once a month. But she cleans before she gets. Yeah. That was always a thing and then in your room and then he's just coming and then leaves the house as if they were bombing it for like centipedes. Sure. Yeah. You can't be in the house when she's here. I remember getting yelled out for walking on the floor after I'm like well what are we going to live outside now. I can't go in a kitchen. Yeah. This is ridiculous. Crazy. Oh nice clean floor though. Yeah of course. What are we. Yeah. So yeah. We don't like a nice clean floor. I'm going to Patty used to run the cleaner run the carp run the

vacuum cleaner like a Wednesday night right before my programs came on. Get down on the carpet. Clean living. All right. Little things in life. I'll big guy. See the lines in the carpet. Muchy muchy. Yeah. Like a Dominican barber. Clean living. We get a low phase in the living room. All right guys. This is a gosh day gosh darn family episode. So as you know we will answer your garbage questions and we defer to Patreon for that when you sign up for Patreon. We will answer your garbage question on the air. We're going to do that. Right. Pull the pull the page out of the H Foley book. You're stealing my bits. I'm going to do that right now. Foley.

This one's from Tooties Plug. Do two used dryer sheets equal one fresh dryer sheet. Yes. Of course 100 percent. Yes. Been jammed up with that. You start to I think through the trash can. When you got a full box of them how many are you using per load. I I'm three or four. Now that's daily is too much residue on it. I like it. Well you know that now that's that's apparently what we've been doing is we have those bad for you all that shit's bad for you to dishwashing soap. I know the fucking laundry detergent. Speaking of dishwashing soap we were using you know something nicer like more healthy or not as toxic

but still that's seven generations. I might have been that. Yeah. No that was all right. Good luck getting eggplant parm off the plate. No that was doing the job. That was fine. I can see that. Okay this stuff is working. Then we cut it over to fucking. She just went one step fucking all plant based shit. Just water and rose. Oh my god. Dude I was pulling there was more food on the fucking. I was like what is this washing your dishes like a Roman. Yeah. Washing the fucking creek side down there fucking stone washing these goddamn plates. I'll tell you what. You really see how bad because we got the dishwasher

and we have those little pouches. You can see why kids want to eat them too. They're fucking. They do have a little tension to them. But man that just looks that's a billion different chemicals. Sure. And a plate. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. But the dryer sheets. I like that shine. We've recently been using and I fucking love them. I was anti. I'm anti anything fucking. I think I know what you're about to say. The wool balls. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Patty use the wool ball. You get like they're like the size like a soft ball.

They come in like packs of six. And you reuse them. And the natural oils from the wool lamb skin wool hair. What is wool. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. The ostrich feathers. They put something on it. You put oil in it. Right. You can I think for smell. We just go we just roll dog. I think I've never put anything in them. Walking around smelling like mutton. You talking about a couple of chops coming. Yeah. I'm sure they put your the broad puts a little lavender drops in there. I don't think it really smells like winter socks.

Kids about to go. I smell like a ski lodge in here. I got a hankering for some stew. Get out of here with that. No they're great. And you I do I have realized that after I do use well now I do a drop off service for sure. They do it. I don't think they're using the wool balls. I'm getting fucking industrial strain fucking. But you feel it on the clothes like too much. It gets in your hands because what dryers do is they just coat your clothes in a chemical. Sure. That's what it does. Fabric softener. Yeah. They just coat it in the American way.

And now that I have had not had it it's it's tough to go back to. Smells good. You know what the birds using which I thought you were going to say as a little BB's little pellets. I don't know where they go. The soap stuff. No they're like a fabric softener. I assume it's fabric softener. I don't know if it goes in a dryer or in the washer machine. Goes in the washer. Does it. I believe so. Yeah. It's just like soap or the old school sheets bounce. Get a fresh box of them. Yeah. That's what yeah. That's what we use for a long time.

I guess when money was taken looking back it was American standard. It was the super fresh brand. You'd have to go through about forty five and O's for a pair of jeans in the morning. Oh Pat we that was never had no. There was never a fabric softener or dryer sheets in the house until post nine eleven at the Foley household. I don't know. They got in a hella Burton early. They're not going to take my goddamn dryer sheets from me. I'll tell you that much. Oh Patriot acts. That's what she's. That's what they have my text messages. You ain't taking my fabrics off.

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probably my whole life and didn't know I remember I would get in a car with a parent and I I would just have to smell like heaters. Yeah. No idea. Stepdad cranking them in the crib until the fucking probably early till 9 11 probably. She when she kicked and he would go outside to have them. My dad or in the car any car. Sure. Smoking section all his kids. Sure. I had to just stink like Marv reds and Winston. Yeah you could really tell I had my wrestling bag and I would get my jeans and my shirt whatever I was wearing that day put them in my bag get picked up in the morning to go to wrestling practice do wrestling practice and then take a shower and get ready to go up to the class. I'd fucking open up that bag. Everybody around me like God damn Foley. It would

just smell like old heaters. Stinking ain't nothing worse but it wasn't too big because everybody around me was all in the same boat. We were big either they smell like heaters or my one buddy Steve smelled like a proper fireplace. That was that was their main source of heat in the winter was it was an actual fire or the 1400s like Jesus Christ. Are you Lee and Chrysher fucking rolling around like a goddamn coal miner. Yeah. Definitely told you. Yeah you have his face is all black like a chimney sweep. Dryer sheets also came very important and about junior high when the heater started. Let's go. You leave the house in the doobies. You grab about two or three fucking dryer sheets. Cologne to take out. Well Cologne was a dead giveaway. If you put if you came home

at 10 o'clock or got in the car your mom picking you up you smell like Cologne something's off. She knows you've been fucking dip there and dabbling. You know what I mean. But if you smell like Bouncer fucking smell like shit when you left the house you dirtbag him shower three days I come in smell like a French war. You're up to something. So dryer sheets would neutralize it. It wouldn't it would mask it rather than it would neutralize it rather than try to cover it. That they were big that and you rub them on your hands rub them on your clothes but you can never go too much. I'll tell you right now I'll buy any product that has the Febreze logo on it. Oh yeah I just bought something who buy a house with that. Yeah with the Febreze logo the original Febreze was a game

changer. It was like real liquid. It sucked. It was like spray liquid. It didn't smell good. Oh I loved it. You did. We didn't use it in that house. I don't know why the way they changed the game which they're really double dipping now but the way they changed the game is that it was wasn't and I remember before that it was the Glade shit which was great. That was all right. Glade was all right. You went into somebody's house who was doing well. They had that in the bathroom. No I mean the Glade. Oh yeah. That's right. That's what I'm saying. You go to take a poop. The plug in sucked. They lasted for about two weeks. That technology has gotten pretty good. Then the dog started licking them. I used to wear him as pagers when I was playing drug dealer.

Fucking I wear it because I had the little clip on. Well the one in the car you would put it on like the visor in the car. I'd fucking I acted like it was a beeper. Oh hold on. They called me. Called me tropical breeze. Danny. Stink. These bitches won't stop blowing me up. For a while Patty had the things where you the jelly cones and they just disappear. That don't make no sense. They were big college man because we would have to be scared to go to the bathroom at night with those things for that thing to come alive. The cone would just eat away and then you started seeing those at the dollar store. There was a time where I did a lot of shopping at the dollar store when I moved out of my own or in college it was like let's go here spend 20 bucks and have

cleaning products for the month. Feels nice. Yeah. Feels good. I was at my boy's house and he was like you hungry. I was like yeah he's like I'll make some broccoli. It's mostly stems. It's from the dollar store. Yikes. That's what a nutrient says though. Mostly stems. Holy shit. It's bad weed dude. Stems and rubber bands. It's just red rubber bands. But back to Febreze before that it was air freshener. Febreze is a marketing thing was that you spray the fabric. It didn't mask it. It eliminated it. Everything masked it. But it was it was actually spray. You sprayed the couch with it. Yeah. You didn't spray it in the air. You sprayed the couch with it. That goddamn dog on the couch all the time in the commercial. Fucking mother.

I have to know good that fucking dog. Jesus. You know sidewalks where you live lady. If you kid me here. But their original scent was not great. I loved it. He was like perfect amount of chemically. I was a big fan. But we well we had the air freshener in the we were never good at keeping stuff in stock. No. You know what I mean. Like you would go over someone's house and they always had everything. We were like oh we had two cans and then after six months that just went away or two months a month or whatever. That was it. And then it was like we'd go 10 more years without more. My mom's I just bought them. What do you I'm like the same. I've been huffing them for weeks lady. The same stick them on the side of the fucking stick them the stick them the thing

you play with your pocket. Oh you mean my beeper. It's a little round one. So you'd open up. Oh crank that open. That what you're talking about. No. You're talking about the glade plug in. No there was one you would get for your car. It was like a glade plug in but I had a hook on it. You would put it on your visor. AKA Kippy's pager. I did have a pager. No one ever paged me. Not once. I was so upset. No matter how stocked your cleaning supplies were everyone always had like a half bottle of that like pine cleaner in the orange. You know what I'm talking about. Pine saw. You're talking about pine saw. Not pine saw. It's like wood cleaner. It's in like everybody's house. Yes. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Well you only need that one tube of

that land or Murphy's oil soap. Yes. Murphy's. Man breaking out the Murphy's. Jesus. You felt like a bar maiden. Holy shit. That stuff smells great though. There was a bowl on that kitchen floor. There was always a lot of paint thinner around. I thought they were cooking meth or something or what they were there. What they were doing. But there was all I knew about paint thinner at a very young age. It was getting tossed around a lot. Don't go near that. Yeah. I get some paint thinner. He's got a fucking heater on fucking doing the paint thinner. We always had I guess it was like I think it was for wood. It wasn't it was it was the one step above pledge that you like when you had a scratch you broke a little bit. Yes. You got that shit on

your hands. Forget about it. Fucking a month that was coming off. I don't remember. We had a bottle of that and a fucking rag that looked like a pen had blown up on top of it for about 25 years. Yeah. We were always big on rags because like the construction company. So my dad always shop rag. Love a rag. Had them in the truck had them had them in the Jeep had them in the garage had them at work. They were fucking everywhere. If you had a choice you could only have paper towels or a rag paper towels all day long paper towels are one of the greatest inventions of all time. But what if you kept the cycle going where you had fresh rags all the time. I'd go rag. No they're not a t-shirt. It's got to be old old old. They're now they're not a they're not as absorbent

than paper towels. Paper towels are the one of the most absorbent things. They you can't get a good real dry you bring a rag we spill right here you bring a rag out. It's not going to fucking complete. There's still going to be a fucking water paper towel soaks it up. Who got the a kippy brawny bounty. Huh. Somebody's sliding your fucking pockets. I love brawny products off of Massey's Mr. Clean. I got an axe. There it is. It's fantastic. Paper towels are great and use it for everything. Use it a plate and toilet paper. Whatever you want. Let me tell you something. All right. Easy does it there. I didn't want to get into it and we're not going to. We know how you feel about toilet paper in

the bathroom. That's that's enough paper towels should just be toilet paper. This isn't your poopy hour. All right. Get a grip. All right. Let's see. This one's from Steven. I climb with those things. Fucking free solo. $10 homie. Is it carbs or your parents gave you wine coolers for your ADHD in the 80s. Holy shit. That's fucking nuts dude. Hey what are you fucking. Hey we got ants in your pants. Take the edge off will you. I can't focus my well now you can't drive. Holy shit. Let your hair down a little bit. Have some fun. That's crazy. Shout out to Seagram's wine coolers. First booze that was ever bought for me. Bartles. I was way too young for the person to be buying it for me. I was a Bartles and James man. You

guys probably don't remember that. Do you know I didn't grow up. Bartles and James 40s. The Bartles and James. They were they were the original wine cooler. You know you're picking up with the pocket there. You know the doctor prescribed it. A pocket three weeks to deliver. No they they they were like the original wine cooler and they used to do the commercial. It was it was two old guys on a porch that that'd be pushing checking out. Yeah. That would be pushing these things. Bartles and James wine coolers. Okay. I think they were a wine maker before that. Sure. And then when the 80s hit you know you got to diversify a little bit. Hair metal baby. You got to fucking you got to go after the demo.

Nobody wants to be drinking Merlot with a fucking had a poison concert. You got to make it fun invigorating. You know what he got to spruce it up a bit. Fucking let your hair down baby. Let's go round and round. You can't chase a line of yak yak with a cabernet. You know what I mean. Maybe carrying those goddamn glasses around. Oh shit. Those things were all right. But that's illegal. My god. You're giving a kid booze. Yeah. It didn't matter back then. I used to get the. No I'm saying the question. That was the 80s. That wasn't illegal in the 80s. Probably not going to. It was it was frowned upon for sure. It wasn't illegal. I mean in the 90s. And I mean yeah it was probably if I was 86 I was

four five seven. Yeah. I used to get fucking Jack Daniels on it on the on the gums for a toothache. Yeah. Of course. I loved it. I had a lot of two things. Of course. Still do. Didn't do anything. Still get two things every night. It didn't do anything. It gave me alcoholism. That's a big whiskey got to got their claws in me quick. And that's something. I don't know. It gave me a horrible drinking problem. I don't know if they did that to put you to sleep. It was to numb it. It was low like local numbing. Yeah. It didn't work. It worked for me. I don't have any. Two more. Hey Barkeep. Run it back for me. My friends please. Come back. He's up. He's doing the next two on the rocks.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I was I was big. I loved it. And I remember I was so young that I thought it's instead of Tennessee whiskey I thought it's a Japanese whiskey international. I remember asking my mom can I have some more Japanese whiskey. She's like this is America. God damn it. Hang it out. That's not even hit the market yet. I remember when Japanese whiskey really broke through. That was a big thing probably 10 years ago. Yeah. Something like that. Remember that. Good stuff. All right. Let's see here. This one's from Brian Blueballs. This just says I got to know what's the high score on the big buck hunter there. I want to say it's either Luke or you. Right. As a whole I think it's Luke Luke Luke as

of now is top dog on the buck on a machine. Yeah. Yeah. I will give it a caveat. I will say I'm probably the best player on the team. Jesus. This is what I've only played with me. Huh. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. It's very tough because I'll tell you what cue ball the score says different. I've only played one game. I only played one full game. Luke. I mean we went on a road. Luke sat here for like 10 hours and played. He's like dude I played a lot of big buck on him. I got supposed to be working mother buck. I can't tell your boss you're slacking off playing video games. But yeah that'll be an expensive sandwiches. That'll be an ongoing thing. I will reign supreme. My goal is to have every top score to be the hunter hero. I just want to say this. Zoom in on

me Toby. From what I remember it really is fucking pound for pound a great fucking video game. Big buck hunter dude. It's fucking awesome. It's the best board game. It's it's enough. The gun works great. The fucking way they keep it moving. I tell you when those deer fucking slump over and I love deer. I've never fucking heard of deer in my life. But this thing in the herd. They got otherwise are going to be getting hit by cars and running in your house and shit like that. I was getting a little myself thinking about like guys who show up with their own pool cue or their own bowling ball walking into a bar with your own buck hunter guns. Loading in. I just need a cable. You guys got an XLR cable on you. It's the red yellow and white one. I fell in love with it in my early 20s at

the at the bar called the pub we would hang out at. Never really played it. They didn't have enough money to play it all because all of our money at the time went to booze. Shout out to Vinny with the skinny was flush at the time and he would fucking he'd put fives in so the four of us could do a trek. Vinny with the skinny on big buck hunter. Great. And we had dreams of buying one pulled our money together to get one. Now we finally have one which is fucking sweet. But it's the best game because you all you're only checked in for about 20 seconds. Right. You're shooting for about 20 seconds around. Then you got about a minute minute and a half to two and a half minutes. I'm saying it keeps you going when I run the bathroom. I'm go catch a stinger. I'm going to go fucking

order another round. That's four people to that's a good time. I know you're fucking it's a great cycle. Not a lot of like you're just fucking checked in every two. Yeah. I love it. I never really fucked with it. It's the best baby. Never really fucked with it. All right. Let's see here. This one's from garbage pale poppy $14.50 Canadian homie junkie here. Haven't had one read as a garbage to put basic amenities on a Christmas list as a kid growing up I would ask for a basic cable package for Christmas one year and my parents told me Santa's elves don't do installations. That's a union gig. The elves can't do it. Can't be doing side work. Jesus Christ. That's tough. Man. But as a kid who wanted we had cable downstairs but I want to cable upstairs so

fucking bad. And it was like I'll give a I'll pay for the installation but we just never fucking got it. You didn't have that money. But I after like my my goal was always like hey after a birthday if I have like 150 bucks I'll give that to my mom to cover the installation. She didn't want it and that wasn't the point. You know that now. Yeah. But I she doesn't want your fat ass up there fucking watching TV all day. Yeah. Well now downstairs jerking off in the living room. What do you want. It's the way you want it. He made the rules. Tuts. Can't be doing this in the privacy of my own boudoir. What do you want from it man. You deprive me of hot chicks in my room. Yeah. It's a tough look man. Yeah. Let's talk about

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your own fucking wool. Yeah that's a tough one. That don't even look good in the sink sometimes. Not alone you're fucking floating around in it. Man you ever not realize where that's going and it dries up and after a couple days you're looking at you're like what the fuck. It's like hitting fucking spackle off the floor. Yeah you got to get a chisel out. Throwing mud. This goes everywhere. Shout out to throwing mud. It's when you're when you're we got some fucking joint compound and you're fucking hanging drywall. Shout out to cousin Mikey for putting a drywall up in a joint. Shout out to him. He texted me he's like hey man the place looks great. I was like I forgot you that you worked on it two weeks ago. It feels like a million years ago. It does. That seems

like a hundred that seems like a lifetime ago. He was up here throwing mud. Man's man that Mikey. Shout out to him. This one's from Sideshow Bub. Will you drink an open flat day old beer. I guess it was left out. I can't do it. Not a beer but I will drink a cold flat soda out of the fridge especially in the middle of the night. Love it fucking straight syrup right down and I was telling one of you dickheads this year today if it's what the fuck if it's if it's the right time of the year let me guess you like soda fucking and I'm the dickhead hey if it's the right Tuesday I'll love soda any day in a week. This guy's good. No if it's the right time of the year back pedal out of this one somehow. No it's not soda. Well it could be a soda. All right it's soda.

If it's all right you wanted soda it's soda. If it's the right time of the year and I leave a nice coffee or a coffee or a water in the car I'm crushing that up to a week. Black coffee. Nah up to a week. Nah come on you're better than five business days. What if Monday's a holiday. All right this one's from Susie Q. Are you garbage if you eat microwave popcorn out of the ice bucket in your hotel room. That's a good idea. No it's not that's dirty. Put the plastic in there I assume. I guess so me. I've never done that. Can't eat it out of the bag. I know that because all that shit's on the sides. No you eat it out of the bag it comes with that's the bowl that's the container is the bag. I gotta put it in a bucket and flip it around a little bit and let

the essence permit you know. You can do that in the bag. Nah it's not the same. I'm a bowl man I don't know what to tell you. I understand but an ice bucket at a hotel at a fucking CD. But you're eating it off the ironing board. Who gives a shit. I can't do it. The ice bucket I rarely ever use the ice bucket now that I think about it. What do you want your honeymoon. Yeah I use it to fill life. I'm filling up ice to put you know if I'm with the boys or something. Put it in the put it in the bag. Put it in the bag. You don't get enough in that bucket. That bucket stink. You put it in the bag and you do a couple of trips and you fucking put the beers in the sink. Yeah like a goddamn gentleman. That's what you do. Put a little water in there. Little water. Fucking

make it nice and cool. Wash your hands in a tub. All right this one's from Jack Campbell. Where do we land on keeping a stick of morning deodorant in the freezer for a refreshing chill to wake you up in the morning. Whoa. That's a fucking game changer. That might be all right. That's all right. I've heard about gummy bears in the freezer because they're really good when you put them in the freezer. My fat guy for. Yeah. On fat. And fed it. I was gonna do that. God damn it. I fed it sub fed it. That's awesome. I like that. Put it in the freezer. That might be a fucking that might be one of those moves. I never heard of that. I don't think that's not trashy to me. I don't see how that's trashy. It's a lot of the birds are a lot of the birds put shit in the

freezer now. They're like they're rollies. All that stuff rollers out. It is a jade roller. We got to never do that. Feels all right. Yeah. It's all right. Makes my belly button tingle. Scrapes out your lymph nodes or something like that. Yeah. Flushes them out. Yeah. We got all that shit. I remember Patty used to rock that like the original fucking ice mask. Yeah. Yikes. I was for hangovers fucking ice down the skull. I remember she had that thing in the freezer. We used to play fucking Lone Ranger with it. I played Ninja Turtles. I was Donatello. Yeah. Yeah. Kicking a hole in the door. Get off my mask. Yeah. We have one. I don't think I ever saw Denise wear it though. Yeah. She's supposed to wear it at night. Yeah. I do see my mom at

night. No. I mean like when she's going to bed. Oh we did share a bed for a while. Did you ever sleep in there with her when you were a kid. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely did way too long. Me too. We're being honest here. She had the good TV. Yeah. I come back from college. You know. She's stuck in the dresser. It was my wedding. I'm gonna go see my mommy. My dad traveled a lot. My dad was gone for. I would be too. I can have you at the house. Sitting in the car in the garden apartment. No. From you and three pounds of fucking shiplap. I'd be out. I would say from like maybe third grade until like seventh grade. Seventh is late.

Might know he was gone during the week a lot. Uh huh. He was gone and Patty made it nice man. The fucking room would be nice. We get in bed around nine o'clock. Throw on fucking moonlight. Throw a move on her. Yeah dude. I like I thought I never wanted to be alone as a kid. Yeah. I couldn't handle it. Sure. I was probably the same. I was doing my business. He'd be five minutes at night. He died. I was probably the same. But my obvious parents got divorced. So she got that big bed up there. Yeah. So she was she was there by herself and the thing was uh the the big uh impetus of it was I was one of the watch again goes back to the TVs. My sisters there's only two working TVs in the house. Yeah dude.

We have me my brother my sister my mom my sister's watching like fucking 90210 or 90210 or fucking Melrose Place or something. Meanwhile I'm trying to watch Monday night Rawl or fucking you know Nitro or something and so the other TV was upstairs and sometimes I'd pass out you know and I mean get excited from fucking all the stone cold Steve Austin stunners that were going around. I'd get a headache and pass out. Catch yourself in a suplex. Yeah it was all right man. It was all right. I used to like when I was a little kid truth be told my favorite thing was to sleep in the middle of them. I pushed that. I remember my dad like no you're not doing it. That's it. I remember him putting the kibosh on

that. Yeah it's trying to get a little willy wet. Probably. Yeah you're in there gumming up the works. Hey my I told you I like showed it. Yes Henry we know you like showed it. If it's in the car I'll drink it for a week. I'll drink it if it's out. I'll drink it. You guys doing this summer. Under rocks in a box with a fox. I remember them trying to break me of that and man I really put up a fucking fight. I'd just fucking would wait. I'd sit there in the fucking shadows and wait until I fell asleep in the fucking climate. Jokes on you fucking suspend down from the ceiling. Night night big guy. Oh man it was so cozy in there. You ever did that. Really. Oh man it was all right. Snuggled in between Patty and Tucker T. Yeah.

Yeah it was a I'm trying to think of what age probably third grade fourth grade maybe. This is last summer only. Got to get in there. Yeah. All right let's see here. This is from Kippy Longstockings new ten dollar homie. Shout out to you by the way the most popular homie. Never have one read is a garb to tell people that we have a beach house or we have a houseboat when in reality it's a family member's place but you keep that knowledge to yourself. I 100% said we had a shore house when it was my aunt's shore house for about 15 years. Really. The sea isle all those times I've been to see it growing up in sea isle. My mom didn't get they got a condo in Wildwood cousin Kelly is a shore house. I mean I got

shore house and I can stay whatever I want. Just can't sleep with me. You give someone the garage code you might as well be passing the deed over to that's true. That's true. Yeah you got that. Remember that code to the garage. And couldn't tell you shit. Yeah my buddy Phil X shout out to Phil X. He had early 20s graduated college everybody gets their first job or whatever living in the city. Just being fucking part like just you know drinking like a fucking asshole smoking a lot of burnies. I was a fireball just hit to I think it was a fucking crazy time for everybody. Fireball and Yeager were heavy bike at the time. I miss Yeager. I'll be honest with you.

I did one not too long ago. So I was like let's do shooters and it was like are they bad. What. It's not like cheap liquor right. Yeager Meisters good stuff. Yeah I think it's it's an acquired tape. You don't like it. You don't like it. I love it. Yeah. I think it's not like that was my I didn't I didn't I wouldn't do shots of whiskey for a long time. Now I'm a whiskey man. It's not like Japanese whiskey. It's not like aftershock. It's like that's like that's I like aftershock. I like fireball. Anything with a flavor. I'm in fireballs teetering on it. But aftershock is like garbage like that. You know fireballs trash too. Yeager Meister is like an authentic European liquor. It's German. Yeah. It's German. It's got 56 herbs and spices.

Yeah. KFC a liquor. Yeah. They're big on their herbs and spices over there. So that is legit. You could as an adult theoretically have a shot of Yeager. Sure. I would say it's I think it's just been adopted by like you realize what I'm prepping you both for right shots of Yeager. I'll fucking do one right now. I don't care. Hadn't done it. You know what's a nice piece of marketing that fucking Yeager Meister soft serve machine they got. Let's fucking Yeager. Hit me up. I'll put one on the fucking bar. Let me wear my big in Yeager. Put a little Yeager behind ears. Let's go. Chop that. Someone hit up Yeager. You know who Schultz knows Yeager. Really. Yeah. That's who flies him all over the fucking world. No kidding. That's all presented

by Yeager. Whoa. God damn it. Schultz doing all right. Schultz wins again. Shout out to him. Come on. Let me get some beer money. Hit me up. At least free booze something. Fucking jamming me up. We're going to wind up with an aftershock slushy machine. Yes. I wouldn't be that bad. Come on man. Frozen aftershock. That's not that bad of an idea. I could bracket whip you up something with that. I'm yeah. I'm in man aftershock. Anybody but that Yeager machine fantastic. That was a new age space. Yeah. That was a the Raven had one of those. That's where my that's where my Yeager Yeager consumption really kicked into high gear. I remember everybody do shots of Yeager. I do

shots of fuck. Everybody do shots of whiskey. I do shots of Yeager. Now I'm a whiskey man. I remember doing Yeager bombs with Red Bull and Vodka. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Am I crazy? No. Yeager bombs were Yeager in Red Bull. Okay. Yeager bombs. Fucking Yeager bombs. I remember doing that with in a Red Bull and Vodka. In a Red Bull and Vodka. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Dropping in that. Bombs were big at that. There was a there was a free car bombs. Big. We're big. Are we dropping or are we pouring because a lot of places don't like when you drop the glass in. Yeah. Give you shit. So drop. They also knew you're about to be a problem in 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. That was yeah. It's true. No gentlemen are doing those. We were doing dude. We would go out on a night

like you have your beers. You're right. You're you know you're drinking your fucking Miller like your course like you're playing big buck. Whatever. What have you. We would do not fucking around probably about six yet six car bombs on a night of fucking boozing on top of the beers. Crazy. We were doing. We were watching the Flyers playoff one year and every time they scored we would do fucking Yeager bombs or fucking car bomb. It's crazy. They were 10 bucks a clip too. That bacon egg and cheese about to taste real good. Oh yeah. Stop it. Wow on a way home. Get a fucking. That was back when they had a broken down menu now. It's all fucking like ours. Good night. Yeah. Hmm. This one. But that the back to that was the shore house.

I always said my aunt's house. I say yeah we have a shore house. We have a house in Seattle. And it was I didn't even have keys. Now that's somebody was there all the time. Were you allowed to just show up whenever you want it. If I could get down there. Yeah. Yeah. I would spend a lot of time down there. They would be like what are you doing here. Who. You're in my daddy. Any time you showed up totally cool. Yeah. Let's say that's but the problem is I couldn't get there. I never caught like pre car. Sure. But I would go stay there when my mom would be working and you know whatever needed a break from fucking watching my fat ass. Yeah. Really. Yeah. I'd go down there with play with the horseshoe crabs. Yeah. I'd go down there. My aunt Carol Mikey's mom would

take me and Mikey down. OK. And hang out for like two three weeks or whatever. My mom will come down on the weekends or whatever. He was a baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff. Yeah. I would say that's your shore house then. Or I'd say you know we have a shore house. My family. I'd be vague. My family has a shore house. Family I know. Family I've met one time as a shore house. All right. Let's see. This is what this one's from Kippy's nippy's first time long time. Do you. This. All right. Give me a second. This is a pronunciation one that I've never thought about. It's do you pronounce it. It's coyote. The animal the coyote. Sure. Do I say coyote. No. Here. This one is. Yeah. I guess would be coyote.

Coyote. Or coyote. Coyote. I'm I put a D on it. That's bad. Wow. You got to watch out for the coyotes. Coyotes with a D. No. With a T. Coyotes. Coyotes. Yeah. You got to watch out for the coyote. I throw some D's on that bitch. Coyotes. The fucking two coyotes came over the coyotes. Man this show really brings out how bad I am at talking. Yeah. Damn coyote. I said ant four times last night. And every time I say it instead of aunt or aunt just comes out weird aunt and Patty Patty and Carol that and with when I'm not paying attention it is wit. Sure. I watched it with sound. I watched it with with with sound. I watched it with sound. Yeah. You say quick. Yeah. I'm a fucking dirtbag. Yikes. I remember one time I was working in Philly when I was working at Macy's shout out to the

Wanamaker building. No big deal. Center city. Nobody says coyote though. I think like Westerners do. Sure. That would make sense if you live in like three coyote. Yeah. Yeah. I like coyotes. I like wolves. Not coyotes. Aren't wolves big. Yeah. But they feel like they have a little more honor. Coyotes are like savages. Maybe. They steal your dog. Come and get your chickens and shit. I don't like that. So with the wolves but. Sure. I feel like they live by like a mafia code. Did I ever tell you this story. We were. He's a friend of us. It's wolf. That's Tony's brother. That's Tony's kid brothers. That's you. This is great feet. These are good friends of us. You know what I mean. Am I an asshole with that. Yeah. You're an asshole but for other reasons.

Fair enough. Every time we were smoking weed in the woods and I thought I saw a wolf panicked. Full blown. This is when I was starting to realize I can't handle weed. I get pan anxiety. It's panic. It's just a foreign exchange dude. No. It was a fucking German shepherd running right at me dude. And I fucking panicked or a husky or something. I mean husky is a wolf. I had a fucking dodge. Yeah. But I didn't react like it was a husky. I reacted like it was a huskies will get you fucking picking with a snowball. We've been moving cooking at us and I fucking panic and I everybody ruined the hang dude. Everybody's cat. A bunch of 12 year old smoking weed and the one fat kid starts yelling wolf.

You can't not believe that. You can't roll the dice and go oh he's boy he's crying wolf. It's a bit of a neighborhood in the middle. It was. It's got damn polar bear. It was dust dude. Did you try to play it off or were you or were you like I was for sure a wolf. I ran. Hold on. Hold on. I ran. I ran to my boy Justin's like ran like a half a mile dead sprint left everybody high and dry. They were like they finally meet up with me like 10 minutes later. Like what the fuck is that. My back hurts. Jesus. It was a goddamn wolf. Then we were hanging out where we used to hang out. Shout out to Village Shires. Picture you now. Same. Same me. Same me. Same demeanor. Same receding hairline. Panic. Full blown panic. Yell wolf. Take off. Then we're

skating where we used to skate just plays Village Shires. Hold on. I think if that was the case you've lived up to your obligations. You scream wolf run. Yeah. It's every man for himself. It's every high teenager for himself at that point. He shouldn't have been standing there. I don't know what to fucking tell you. You just went. I did my part. I wanted the others. So then a couple of days later we're skating at the you know at the shopping center we would hang out at a brown bear show. God damn killer whale. You believe that shit. Giant squid. Portuguese man. Oh war. Right there on top of the acne. And we saw I was in the middle of the kickflip. I didn't know whether to shit or go blind.

God damn terror deck over there at the mall. Couple more. What do you think? I'm still pretty in. Yeah. You know what's so am I. I ran the stories right. That was it. You went too big. I was going to do draft. I was going to do dragon. Dragon was in the middle. Right. So then we're hanging out next couple of days. We start seeing. Can't go on running straight. Starts. Guys nobody move. Is that Python looking at me or am I crazy. The subtle nobody move. Nobody. Love a girl. Am I crazier is that lion headed right for us.

It's a little house cat. Cut with the hair to make it look. No we start seeing signs for like a missing husky or whatever. And I was like that's the fucking that was the wolf I saw. Yeah. Yeah. I could have found the dog and brought it back to the person. That was days ago. And in my head that was a wolf. You shouldn't be having a wolf. I'll let your problem if he gets out of there. Wild animals. What's a return back to the goddamn wilderness. Thirsty for blood. Thank you. Blood. I had a hair for like a hose in me. I would have a sweet treat for that beast.

You know when you think something's real and you realize it's not all the time. Yeah. All the time man. I reacted as if a wolf was in here. That's how that like if a wolf walked through right. That's how I properly I fucking freaked out dude. That was the last time I smoked weed. All right. All right. Let's see. Let's do a let's do one or two more here and then we got a rapper up there again. Let's see. This was from Luke E. Duke. Do you guys ever have full blown crab apple wars. Did you even have crab apple trees. If not why were they trees dropped. They were trees that dropped a hundred of rock hard bite sized apples in the summer and we would get as gather as many as possible and have full on wealth wars in the neighborhood.

We did. Yeah. Yes. Is that like a northeast thing maybe crab apples. I don't know. We have I just figured they were everywhere until this guy saying yeah I think if you wait a long enough you could eat them. Oh I don't think so. No crab apple Cove that's where Alan Alda lived on mash. That was as fictitious home. Yeah they were like little a man like a size of a plum or something you know what I mean like a little fuck you off. What they would do and they would hurt. Yeah you would fucking be moment but we had a sickle pear tree in our backyard. That's a shame. No insurance even your fruit has blood disease. Yeah Jesus Christ sickle pears they're fucking delicious. They were similar to the size of a crab apple. But yeah I guess crab apples never really

can eat crab apples. Toby give that a go. I'm sure you I don't think they're poisonous but they probably agree. No. I think they would be out. Yes you can eat crab apples. Generally they're too tart to eat raw but they're apple lean is intense when cooked. Yeah treat them. Yeah can't just be raw dog in them. Yeah you can get with a rotten one of those. You never get that stink off. I can taste that smell. Oh man. It leaves like a it would leave like a chalk on your fingers and brown. Yeah so there's a really high pectin content which doesn't sound good. I think it is pectin's good for you. I'm pretty sure. Good pectin. I've never fucking heard of it. No that's good pectin pectin is a hetero polysaccharide nailed that a structural acid contained in the

primary lamella in the middle of the middle. I don't know what the fuck any of this means. It's a good for you. Tough acting to act in is it good for you. It says it's good for jams and jellies. Okay. Oh pectin pectin is something that you put in that to like thicken it up. I'm talking about swinging a bit. I think that is what that's true though. Okay. They put pectin in like two jelly something or two. It acts like a gelatin. You add pectin to some gelatinous. Yes. It's a starch shot at me occurring in produce such as could be if you wanted to be it's a starch occurring in produce such as apples and citrus fruits. There you go. Yeah. Starch. What is this? Marmalade hour. Let's go. We got to wrap it up. Gang.

Gang we love you to death. Oh yeah. This first family episode here in the new edition. We can't thank you guys enough. Kippy what do you got for him. As you guys know we are all over the gosh darn road out there. Shows are selling out which is fucking awesome. It's so cool to fucking meet everybody. It's fucking fantastic. We do the pickies do the meet and greet. It's awesome. Get tickets to a show near you. We're announcing our second leg pretty soon. Got the suits working on it figuring it all out. We're coming to your city. Don't stop hitting me up. We're coming. All right gang. Gang we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.