Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Yannis Pappas Returns!

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

Go subscribe to the Youtube page to get the AYG special on 12.21.21 Yannis Pappas joins Kippy and Foley for a HOT one! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys.  Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

gang we're having a heck of a time out there on that state trashy tour come out and see the boys little stand up comedy plus we play a YG with the crowd. It's a fun fun time. Yeah, we got a bunch of cities. First up we're going to Phoenix Denver, second show out of there that we're going to Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San Diego, second show out of there. Then we're taking it back east Washington, DC, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Toronto, second show out of there. Then we're going to Pontiac, Michigan, Chicago, Illinois third show added there. Then we're going to Minneapolis, Minnesota, Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Sacramento, San Francisco, San Jose, and then wrapping it up and filling around Christmas

time, baby. Get those tickets. We'll see you there. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Gabbitch? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage. So a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah, they're just a big old piece of trash

Hi, my hostates, holy coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tudys in the new edition She's down in the basement pumping a little iron. Okay. Yeah, she got the incline bench to both flex the whole nine yards She's really getting together down there. All right. Hell of a grip on that broad. Okay. My co-host is coming at you. My name is Jimmy. I'm confused. She's down there?

Down in a basement. Where are we? We're in the addition. We're in the addition, our back, baby. I forgot which way I came in. I apologize. You see the goddamn screen door there, don't you? Looking at the neighbors over there.

So why is this so much humidity in here? Millthoo down here. We got that at it. Look at it. The neighbors over there. So why is this so much humidity? Milk dude down here. We got that at it. We like to feel going baby. Put a humidifier in. Don't forget where you came from daddy. You're gonna fight with a piece of bread in there. Get the spores going. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He's the salt in the summer baby. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan. What up gang, thanks for tuning in. That's always- All of a kid.

As always, please make sure you're a review, subscribe, and I tune. It's full video available, and you too, about you know those numbers are. Trudorov, cookin'. And obviously the greatest website all of all time, www.patrion.com, slash RU garbage. Check it out, gang, it's a fucking party over there.

Yes, it is, happen a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the old magic man there, Toby T. Bone, McMollan. Hey, what's up, boys? What a pal. Dude, I love y'all this so much. He's a guy who's never walked into a room without a gripe. Ready to go. He comes in. He comes in ready to go. Yeah. I'm loaded, locked and loaded. No blanks.

Hollow points. Scott, this guy's just up in a country, thinking. Fucking, just letting the mind go. You know, he had, he had shots. You know, that's the problem. Yeah, you just nailed the problem. You're just up there. I'm not used to the, to the congestion down here.

So when you're up in the country, you know, yeah, you sit around, then you start tapping the rifle against the floor. They're peeking out the blind. Yeah, you're just looking for trouble. It reminds you of too much time. I know. And then you come down here, you encounter just a little bit of regalism.

Push back. A little push back, little good jet jet. And you're rating on a ribbon. Start losing. You're reaching for the 9mm on the seat. You start, you start drawing a plant. Yeah, sure. Yeah, you got to, you know, you have to stalk out what you're gonna do first. Yeah, you got to make your move Yeah, I'm not a rampage type of guy

I'm I'm I'm looking for you're more from the Bell Tower. I'm more of a murder one guy I thought it out. This is plans methodical. They're gonna look through my computer They're gonna find stuff. Mm-hmm. They're gonna find weeks and weeks of plans premeditated poppies. I'm gonna, he's got men's rai over here. I'm gonna have maps out with highlighted areas. Cause I got a lot of time over here. I'm out there in the country. Thanks to the mother-in-law.

Sure. Yes. Mother-in-law takes good care of the two kids. So that gives me plenty of time to sit around and think about high on my bullshit off. Slow down. Slow it out, man. that's still it out. Man,

let's get this guy a hobby. I bet you every school shooter. Pick up golf. That's something, dude. Had a mother-in-law. Had somebody take care of the baby. Taking care of the essentials. Sure.

Making some doh maddies on watching the kid. Yeah, yeah. Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly special guest back with us again. Today he is fucking family at this point. Oh, yeah, wanted to have him over to the fucking new edition. Check the join out a little bit. Uh, he's the host of the Yannis Poppest Sour. He has an amazing special on YouTube right now that's creeping on a million.

You get it there, gang. And here's the big news. He's going to be the Paramount Theater and Long Island August 17th through yourself of favorite grabs some tickets because the word on the street out there is it's almost gone It's almost gone. Yeah, give it up for y'all his poppers everybody You need to be back in Johnny pop people good to see you boys jammed up on the coming Huh? Guy comes in an hour late. Yeah, and with he's hit me with problem after problem as keys his phone is car

He's hit me with problem after problem his keys his phone his car barking There's nothing worse than being late when you could have not been late. Yeah, I did that yesterday Yeah, I like to save those for when I'm really late But when I should have been here on time, but I got jammed up because of an unexpected faux pas Dustin I also think you got out of the house a little late Because I got a text what's the new address and the address was right above the text you sent me I'm like he's if he's just getting a card out. This is bad. I saw that I couldn't remember where the where to these old It's basement with the base the base. He's now stay the same address. Yeah, so I was like is that the same address where it was before

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There's cars behind you and then you're like, oh God, I didn't, cause you need to have the spare key in order to give, cause you're parking. I didn't know this. He didn't think about this, your phone. He's doing too much. He's doing too too much this is something he's got to add on it's day I forgot my spare key I need to park my car because I'm running late for a podcast you software update you think they're ever gonna rock it like he's got the keys I left

despair at the house I had my phone using her iPhone to turn it on the fuck so then it becomes this funny thing where you're like here I'll leave my phone and they're like no no no they don't want the phone It's plutonia And I'm like look I trust you. What are you gonna do you work it that you're not gonna? It's lock you're not gonna look through it take the phone Uh-huh, and they're like no and then they got to speak to the managers that I'm waiting for the manager Then the manager comes out. He has the same reaction. Go no So that I'm like how do I get out of here now sure yeah, you're cuz you're back in there

I'm as you would call it jammed up kids are jammed up jam fucked up they abandon you to down there Well, you're not giving them the business. They don't give a fuck figure it out. They just go. Yeah You know like you gotta go and so then you got to like you know I got to do like a hundred turns to try to turn around and Go the way I came in where there's all these cars coming in yonnie's having a day I'm having a day and I just came down off of five milligrams of lexapro today is the day kicks in where there's no more nothing It's out of the system. It's out of the system. Oh god Yonnie's yonnie's role dog in us right now. Five milligrams is nothing though.

It's like, what's the point? You know? Either do 20. I don't know, it seems like there is a point. I guess there is, but it's like, I didn't feel anything. So I said to that, I was like, I don't know. He was like, yeah, you can just, whenever they say you don't have to taper off,

it's not enough, because usually you gotta... Sure, yeah. You gotta step it down. You gotta ween. It's the smallest, so he's like, he's just like... It's like cold turkey, yeah. Yeah, you gotta ween, you know what's cold turkey. Yeah. Yeah, you got a wing. You know what's working if you got a wing.

Yeah, yeah. What are you doing at and long island? They got the new baby. We got the new baby. So you go out there and post up for the couple months. Who has that work? No, not a couple months, but for a week, I think if it was up to my wife and my in-laws, it would be a couple months.

Okay. They want us out there on the island. Yeah. People from the island don't want you leaving the island Yeah, I don't want that. No, they don't like that at all. Mm-hmm. They don't like that. They you know, we live what an hour or 15 minutes Away and they treat it my in-laws treat it like we live in Denver They're like they're like they're like you live up there and they're in Canada I thought she went up there and and and stayed up there with you guys I thought that's kind of having to do it. Yeah, we she's up there with us But she's she's nervous. She's from what she's off of Long Island

She's my mother-in-law's nervous. She doesn't know what could a Democrat's combiner she's you know From Long Island you are MS 13 Cancron I don't like MS 13 in a burbs. They do not like MS 13 especially long Island their paranoid like MS 13. In a burbs day, do not like MS 13. Especially long out on their paranoid of MS 13. I really feel like we should get together as podcasts and market like maybe an MS 13 spray. Okay.

Like a bear spray. Yeah. I think we could convince long out on people to buy it. Just go in on it. Just spray it outside your house. Just spray the perimeter of every 24 hours. It just keeps Democrats gangs. Limits away away everybody's out

How the accommodations out there you got a guest room I put a nice bread dude. It's nice They live out there like a big house I can't you're not in like your girls old room like from high school No, we are yeah, we are is it decorated like that? No, but she could know because she's like her dad's in sync posters. No, she yeah, but for a while she still had her college her college college college up The suburban couple of lookers on that property for sure The spring break Couple of the pics go missing You know, she that's a sorority collage.

I know, I'm very familiar. You're familiar with it. Those are all right. Yeah, yeah, those are nice. Good looking girls always had the same room. They got the same room. It was always awesome. And there's always a family collage.

Sure. And then there's a couple of who is sorority collage. Yeah, yeah. I feel like they always had the down comforters before anybody else. Always had a nice down comforter, a room smelled good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of an ornate bed,

like overly ornate bed. Sure, yeah. You know, that's a very, I think, long, like my wife is half Italian, half Greek, but she grew up around Jews, so she's jua-fied. It's like, you're in Long Island, it's out there. It gets on you. She had a sweet 60.

Like if you're a dad and you have a girl in Long Island, I would imagine it feels similar to being a Spartan dad back in the day and having a girl. You're like, you kinda wanna chuck it into a river and try again because you know. The liability. Well, you're on the hook for a sweet 16, a $50,000 wedding.

Sure. A bot mitzvah probably. Sure. And a nose job. That's four things you're gonna pay for. Sure. You're 300 K in the hole as soon as you see the fucking vagina. I grow up in a lot of Jewish girls.

And at some point, they always had like a deviate acceptum or something. And while they were in there, they were doing a little, you know, that's how they lied about it. They don't wanna work. They said, look clean up. Which I'm with, do it.

They do you. While you're in there, it's sort of a while you're in there operation. Like I had the deviate acceptance. So while they were in there, they, you know, they straightened them out. Yeah, they took off half of this beak. We talked we talked about it all the time. We, uh, we love about Mitzvah and a bar Mitzvah. They were always the fucking best. It was like

a fucking wedding, man. It was fucking fan. Yeah, it's a wedding for 13 year olds. Yeah. I, I, yeah, yeah. Open bar of DJ. Let's go. It really is sort of like, it feels like on Joe, it feels like an adult event for 13 years. I love it. Everybody's like, bad suits and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's drinking alcohol. Yeah. I've been to so many, like, I know the beginning

of the Baroque, Hadatoy, No, Me, Le Chimala, Milo, Shayno. Oh, yeah. There you go. And I am not a Jew. Yeah. That's how you get the good bagels. That's how you get them.

By the way, bagels in Long Island on point. Oh, one point. That's why those people, By the way, bagels in Long Island on point. Oh, sure. Point. That's why those people, you know, don't want to leave there. That's why they, they're scared of everybody else because they have everything there. They have self-contained safe, great food, comfort, cul-de-sac. Are they anywhere near the beach or no? They got beaches out there. South Shore, not sure. Sure. They go, they go north. You go to South, I don't know, North, to the Hampton's day. Sure.

It's everything's there. Do you guys have a favorite spot you'll go to as a family out there? Oh, we got a lot of pants, huh? Get pizza down there. Uh huh. Well, Timmy D is a big proponent of some of the best foods all along on. That's true. And, yeah, he's a, nobody samples like he does.

Timmy D makes a way around a menu. He knows what he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, he's a nobody samples like he does. Ooh, Timmy Demix is a player on a menu. He knows what he's talking about. He's a fucking master out. You got, I think you and him could have a fucking love that. That would be a war, dude. To my dream, go out to dinner with Timmy Day. We've gone out, we've won. We had lunch with him.

We had lunch with him. And I've never seen fully put his tail between his legs, set back and said, yes sir, Mr. Dillon, whatever you want me to have on out. He, or I do the same thing when I go and he goes. I let him order the stuff. Oh, it's the best. have. I do the same thing when I go. He goes, I let him order the stock. Oh, it's the best. It's the best of both worlds.

Because he feel like you're a little kid with your uncle or someone. Yeah, he's got the best right? Because he's definitely, you can tell you likes the, he does love him. And he knows food. He knows food ruined through. And he knows food and he's got class.

That's the gay part. So he's like, yeah, you got a little bit of all the world Got a lot of long island at him. Wow, he's a brush man loves the shared apps apps for the table He gets asked for the table. Yeah, but he wants you to look good. He wants you to eat good. Yeah, he's a gentleman Yeah, he's a he's a long island kind of guy. Yeah, so that's he's got a little element of criminality in him That's long They're all a little crooked. Sure. He started as a criminal.

I mean, he was selling... Sell a mortgage. Yeah, I mean, he would sell at this place. Put his upside down in a mortgage from Demi D. She had to refine it. She's jammed up. Shout out to Demi D, baby. Holy shit.

So is it chaotic with the new baby? It's chaotic, man. It is. Yeah, it's chaotic. Where are your responsibilities falling? How much, I want to, how much shit? Are you hands on? I'm off the bench.

I'm six men of the year. That's why I asked you how long you're out there with the in-laws, because I would imagine you got to bring tons of shit with you. Dude, it's got to be nuts. It's true, when you pack with two kids. Do they have a crib out there already? Like, do they have someone that's shit?

We've doubled up. Nice. Double up. Nice. At first, it's like pack to stroller. Then you realize you got the dog. You got the stroller. You got to take one of the other because-

You brought the dog too? The dog's got to come and I can't leave him. It's hard. The dog's can't operate on her own for a long time. Do they have a dog out there too? Her dog passed away. My mother loves dog passed away. It's-in-law's dog passed away. It's a great, it's, she was,

so my mother-in-law had one of those mini cock-a-pulls. Cock-a-pull, that's a perfect, isn't it? Maybe poo to whatever they're tiny. I mean, it's tiny. Like so small, they have, they're like the Joe Pescia dogs. Okay.

Like, you know, like, yappers. They're yapp, they see, they're all Joe Pescia. They're all good with a baseball bat. It's got to do big in its mouth. They have no, they're all like, got, the polionic complexes. Sure. Because they're not supposed to be that small.

Humans bred these things. These things got the 99.6% DNA, the same as a wolf. Wolf on it. And it's rolling around. And it doesn't know it's that small. So it was a annoying dog that would bark and bark and bark and Every time my first baby would would cry to sound like an inside job if I'm it could have it This fucking thing wouldn't shut up. I got the baby. So here's the good part

So the my mother and I found her in the marsh Whether that's looking I swear it wasn't me so So my mother-in-law feeds it too much. It looked like a tech, like a swollen tech and stuff. A man. Dog was fat. You got to wait with words of just swollen tech. So she would take it to the vet.

The vet would be like, hey, the heart's enlarged. It's 2LB, so whatever. She would keep feeding it. I mean, she would put like a bowl of tuna in the dog's bed. And the dog could barely get up and put his head in the bowl and like eat while it was laying down. I've done that. Yeah, it's alright. Watching subrannos.

Yeah, yeah. And our next door neighbor has a cat, outdoor cat. So the outdoor cat, the dog went and followed the outdoor cat and the outdoor cat took the eye out Yeah, and so we started putting antibiotics in the little little girl thing You know, and then she just died just she I woke up in the morning and the mother-in-law was like you know frantic Holding the body. I knew that I knew that she had the dog at pass But we went through the form out. It's like take it to the bed. Did you was she were you doing that? I was doing it for her. I thought you made you saw it the night before it just didn't say anything. I put I chloro formed it No, but you knew and you were like just keeping up appearances for that's a good guy. It's a good move

Well, she came out for me start CPR I'm gonna say this the thing is the vet. Where's the shovel lad? I'm gonna stop and get bagels on a way. Anybody want anything? Comes back when it does and everything. Look, they did all they could. It's like, I got to scale you and cream cheese. I'm gonna give a little cream cheese on his chin.

We did all we could. So it's at 4.45 in the morning. And the dogs and I, she is like, is this recently? This is recently, this is right before and the dogs and I did she is this recently. This is recently a couple this is right before my second kid was okay very reason right you're staying out there. I'm sure she know we're at we're at my house. Okay, so the next door neighbors outdoor cat got she got the eye.

So the eye she was like blind to one eye that we're putting drops in it. We're giving her the antibiotics for a tiny little dog that's probably a lot of antibiotic to take. She's already got a swollen heart, she's obese. I don't think that I scratched, killed the cat, but you know, the Lord works mysterious. Sure. It didn't help. Yeah, it didn't help. Open the door. Yeah, open the door. And so that morning, it was like five in the morning, she's like, I think she's breathing heavy. I think something's wrong. And then she comes running back and she's like, I think the dog's dead. The dog had shittled over her.

So she had shittled over her. And then she's freaking out. She's freaking out. I'm like, drive, I knew the dog was gone. Cause I could see the dog's tongue with it. Yeah. Cause gone. But you gotta go take it.

Yeah. You know, go take it. So she's taking the dog. And then I run back, put a shirt on. And then I get to the vet and she's taking the dog, and then I run back, put a shirt on, and then I get to the vet and she's not there. Oh my god, fuck, I think she went to the wrong bed. She might have got lost.

So I call her up and she's like, I'm lost. And I'm like, yeah, at this point, at this. So then at this point, you can't just say, hey, let's pull over to the side of the road and find, let's bury it. So what did you do with the wait? Layers said dog now she had drive put it in on I think on something that was a street So it was the same name got I think she put it in drive instead of street So she just was late so I was there waiting for she came with the dog and then you get there

We got there and there they're they're all like you know getting ready in the morning And they're like you want us to resuscitate? And I look, there was a pause moment. There was that moment. What are we doing here? Where we're both no, I think she's passed on. But you gotta say yes. It's been 45 minutes. Yeah, at that point, you're trying to get into heaven

or whatever you just can't. I think it was a social pressure that she had with me and I had with her. It's like, we both know that the little poor dog is dead. Sure. But we got, yeah, go that the little poor dog is dead. Sure. But we got, you know, yeah, go pump it stomachs. Try it. Throw it to him in there, even though it's gonna cost me 350.

And then they put you in the, Are you paying a bill on that? I tried. I tried to pick it up. Let's split it. I tried. I tried to pick it up. I pulled out my card.

I was like, this, this death's on me. Sure. But she's like, it's my dog. She put it down and then they put you in the bereavement room. I've never been through this. They put you in the bereavement room at the vet. Okay.

I didn't know they had one of those. They got a bridge, a separate room. No kids. It's not the waiting room because I guess they figured that out like if your dog's dead, they don't want to just throw you in with your dog. My vet and watching them hide. That's how don't have that.

You're in and out. Really? Oh yeah. But also that's bad for business. They don't want you just throw in with a dog my vet and watching The Hight's hope don't have that you're in and out. Oh, yeah, but also that's bad for business They don't want you fucking pulling your eyes out my lobby. That's right. Go out the back Yeah, that's why I think they got the smile on your face. Keep up a appearance Plus they don't want you to decide the new lease here. What are you doing? You know your dog's dad You see another guy who's got his dog in for an ear infection sure. It's like you want to be in the dead room Now that makes sense never thought of that nice in there Real nice in there. I just have a spread. They got a lot of photos No spread would have been nice if they had some fucking carrot sticks something

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Nice little spread. Yeah, it's got some coconut shrimp. What a good night. That's a bummer, man I'm sure she was a she was upset. She was upset, but you know There was this thing where it's like having a new baby and then this dog was a lot So it was like Sometimes the Lord just goes works a mysterious way. I think that's the way she looked clear the plate for you. And she's got the new baby, the shower with affection and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And so like I said, that dog was in tough shape as it was. And the cat, I think the cats, solid, any

bad blood with the neighbors with the, no, they were great about it. Yeah, they were great about it. Yeah, they were really great. They apologized, you know, but it wasn't their fault because because her dog followed the cat looking for trouble. Their property, kind of looking for trouble in the cat. Kinda was like, you know, fuck around, find out. A jar, yeah. You got any beef with any neighbors right now?

No, we're all set, everything's good. That would be tough. Sure. When you live in a small community, if you have beef, that throws the whole thing off. Yeah. Yeah. Turns in a dead wood. Yeah, that's tough.

Because it's ironic because when you live in the city you have so many more neighbors. Yeah. But you don't know any of them. No one knows anybody. I mean, before I lived in an apartment building, I couldn't tell you one person who lived in my apartment. I never see anybody. Yeah. Anybody. Well, now I have a thing. I like it that way too. I'm purchasing a home and a home.m, I'm going hewm. And you tell me you got a hewm. Do you go introduce yourself to the neighbors

or should I wait for them to come to me? What did you do? Because you're an animal fear from, you're a Brooklyn piece of trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, it's, with me, I kept it organic. Brings over a half of pizza. I got a couple slices left.

I got it in the city city taking shit out of here. This coming with a bagel and just cracking a half of it. Friends? Oh, you want to be friends? You didn't go around. You let it happen or am I kidding? Yeah, I did it naturally like, you know, if like a ball from there,

a dog came on my lawn, we go and meet in the middle. Hey, how are you? Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep meet in the middle. Hey, how are you? Yeah. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep that fucking mud off my lawn. Yeah. I can't.

Piece of shit. But I feel like every area has one maniac. Yeah. Because there's a guy who lives adjacent on a block and like everyone talks about him. And he's like a maniac. Like if your dog's on his front lawn, he yells at kids. There's always one. Always one.

Always one. Why? maniac like if your dogs on his front lawn he yells a kid. There's always one always one why you put cameras on the tree like he built the thing The thing Juts out from his property to get the angles. He's got all the angles of cars Commenting going. Sounds like my kind of guy I want to have a wire the fucking trees there Oh, he's gonna be a perimeter. For sure perimeter. Yeah, I got cameras too. You gotta get camera. They're available to get.

They're the gateway drug to voting Republican. You get your first ring camera. That's how it starts. You start checking the app. You're like, what's that? It's a surveillance. All it takes is one guy trying to steal your Amazon packages.

That's it. Right across the board. Let's go. Yeah, you don't do packages. That's it. Right across the board. Let's go. Yeah, you don't do that. No, that's not. Let that have what? You don't go around fucking knocking on. I'm not.

No, my wife asked me and I said, I don't know. I lived in the burbs, you know, outside of Philly to the near now. I don't know. Like you said, you don't introduce yourself in your building. People don't let my cousin, they're older. When they, they just sold their house

and they retired and shit. But I remember them telling me when they were selling the house, just asked them about the neighbors and stuff. He's like, when we moved in, we just moved in. We're a young couple, a couple of kids. We walk over to the neighbor because he was at this front yard, like what you're saying. Hey, you know, we're selling so we just moved in.

And the guy was like, listen, I don't want to know you. I don't want to be involved and just walked away. Wow. Yeah, people weird like that. That's what that would that would make me feel Uncomfortable for the rest of the time I lived a hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, well, you gotta keep your eye on that dude Yeah, that's the guy that's probably the one guy in the area right there But then you know what he said something happened years later like there was a fire or something like that that guy Fucking came over and helped him out. Johnny on a spot. Yeah.

Just didn't want any, any social. I kind of get, it's like you don't want to, I don't want in your business. You might be familiar. Familiarity breeds contempt. Yeah, but maybe a, hello, you know? Yeah, hey, hi, hi, I'm Dylan. Yeah.

This got delivered to my house. This is your water bills, sorry. I feel like you could communicate that with energy. You don't have to come out and say it. Sure. You can just, yes, you could say hi at the intro and the next one just give the the nod The nod the neighbor no engages. Yeah, I love the neighbor now when I'm down at my mom's walking the dog Everybody drives by nice. I don't get the wave. I'm fucking piss. Yeah. What is that wave thing that everyone waves? Let's everybody know where you know, we're all right. Yeah, yeah

There is a different vibe and a burbs with that. Yeah. Really it's a fucking dude. It's the last stand of America out there. It is right. Yeah. It's fucking. Whoo. Yeah. All right. You look good by the way. Have you dropped a few? Dropped a couple. I can see kids going good. You look really good. Thanks. Yeah. A little bit of it's the shirt. The shirt fits a little physics. Me good. I'm just buying bigger shirts. True classic, maybe I got one of those on right now. Yeah, yeah, cute That's my gold again. They go up to three X I want to get to a true classic true classics help you hide stuff I'm gonna wait about another 20 25 pounds and I'm gonna fucking go out and get all new shit now What are you doing? What are you? What's your some of the methods? Oh? Oh?

what's your sum of the methods? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, it works. It works. It works. He's dropping pounds. Yeah. I feel nauseous a lot. I feel sick to my stomach.

And I feel. But he's doing great. I feel a little weird, but yeah, it just took away, it just like I love the, I eat emotionally. Right. So I love to sit down, sopranos, get the penny, all of vodka, get the garlic bread with the cheese.

I'll get a beef patty, I'll get two doctor peppers, throw a canoli on the back end of that. I'm watching sopranos. If I saw you preparing that, I'd be like, when are they coming over? Are you in the whole stop and boss?

Who's getting married? I get the sterno, the big, the big tray. Is this, are you garbage LLC party? Yeah. Yeah. What is the rest? I would upset a lot of people if they saw, you know, it's me alone in my devices on my couch, in my underwear, hunched over, trapping like a little penny off my chest and just going, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo in Brooklyn? I, yeah. That's all gone. Like wanting to do that, the sad, I tried to do it. Like a couple weeks ago. And it just wasn't there.

I just wasn't there. I got to fight you in modern medicine. I got to, I was trying to push you. His genetics are saying get batter and batter. Science is putting up a throw the case study. You do a fucking whirlwind. You know it's interesting. I'm so plugged in here, because your energy is so positive and like big.

When I walked in, I had a feeling something was up. Yeah. I got to say, as a guy who spends all of his time with him, he's moving better, maybe. He's got a little pep in a step. He's back and don't get rid of him or crying. No, Jesus. He's normally rolling in and fucking basketball shorts and orthopedic fucking crocs. Back on the jeans.

He's also got a little deer and headlights kind of look to him. He's in a whole new world right now, yeah. You're, because like you're not, I think it's a new thing. You're in a new world now. It feels good. I like, where's my appetite? This is the thing that's the word part. I was, I was, I'm a little bit heavier than I got to.

I'm like five pounds away from what I was last summer when I was working out a lot and just really trying. But now it's, it's, it's different that that, that, that, like, urge or weakness is gone. That's really what it did. It, it, it, like, helped me, that is, I gave me a fight and chance. I think, I think, this could just be in my head. But I, I think, I think it works, man. works, man. For sure, dude, yeah, for sure. It's all the rage for a reason because I don't eat. All I have to do is get through one urge when I get home at night. Yeah, I want to get something to eat and I'm not hungry, right?

But I want to get something I want to get something to eat. And if I give that a minute, it goes away, then I go to bed on an empty stomach. I wake up hungry, hop on the scale down two three pounds. Right. It's fucking awesome. Throw some eggs on, get some water in me. Now are you feeling any the emotions, the emotions that you hide with eating? Are you either those starting to come out or no? Oh I'm losing it. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Got a bit of a dude on it. Yeah. Yeah. Bit of a dude. I've been on the other end. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of short, rude text message. He's flying around. He anxiety is fucking anxiety. Yeah, he's cooking. Yeah, yeah. It's you thinking you're gonna, it's like, do you keep him alive?

But then I'm gonna take my life because he's crazy. I don't know what's, and I didn't really think about that until you just said it. Yeah. That, that might be what it is, but yeah, I've been fucking, oh, it's 100%. Yeah, yeah. I was gonna reach out to you a couple days ago. Oh, yeah, pussy. I like your Greek face, you honest?

And two podcasts ago when you were in here. I got a fuck to pick with you. You know what I mean, you bet the Ottoman. Fucking set me up with that fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you, you should reach out any time? Nah, just maybe. Oh, I don't know if I need you to talk.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, just about maybe a little medicinal something. Right. You know what I mean? You do therapy? I was and I've been poking around. I talked to somebody through better help a couple of times. Yeah. Nice plug. I want to.

That's the type, that's the type of plug they like. Straight in the flow. Yeah, no. Can you hand my dildo from Adam and Evely I'm sitting on one right now No, no, yes, I reached out to that did a little back and forth with that I do want to find somebody and I have been thinking maybe you know five milligrams of this something to that just Yeah, cuz I get spurts where it's like oh fuck that isn't real and I was you know, you were I

Thought for sure like something was this was gonna be the thing and then it's not, oh fuck, that isn't real. And I was, you know, you were, I thought for sure, like something was this was gonna be the thing, and then it's not, you're like, fuck, I spent two days fucking obsessing over this. Right. And somebody, I can't remember who it was, it was some movie star just did a thing where they were talking about like the, you know, the addict's mind that they, like normal people

will think of something, worry about it, they'll process it and then they'll move on. And the addict, it just keeps spinning and going around in circles until you make a move on fucking, you know, some booze or whatever. You lack, yeah, the wheel's been going real bad. That's right. You need therapy. Yeah, because you're not a self reflection of like, is this crazy? It's just like, this is the truth.

And you're like I Is Kim if it's crazy, but I don't want to be your fucking therapist. You're good. No, I but stop you should be having office No, cuz then I yell it and you get mad at me Needed me you get me at me no what happens is he yells it Then I go do the same thing to my mom. Yeah, I I die hit my head patty with a lot of it When his mom get together. I, I, I hit my, I hit Paddy with a lot of, when him and his mom get together, it's the Bureau of crazy. I like the whole aisle.

They got the charts going. It's why. Yeah, you got to get underneath all the way to the sadness. So that takes, you got to, you got to put the hard hat on. You got to, you got to dig, you got to get the drill. You got to get under there. Which isn't very shop for that. We can do.

Yeah, as Epic's got to come out with something. That fucking doing everything. It's crazy. When I went to the end of chronologist, she was like, you know, you're going to want to drink less, you're going to want to smoke less. It's good for your heart. It's good for your predictions and stuff like that. Not great on the liver and kidneys they say.

Right. Because you just not so much that, but you don't, you're not thirsty. So you don't drink enough water to fucking take take to keep everything moving. That adds to it. Yeah. And I also think too, the, you know, the drug itself. Yeah. But it's just a hormone. Yeah, but it's probably a good opportunity now that you're not eating, you don't have

an appetite to kind of peek under the hood, take a peek and find out what it is you're masking with the eating, because you're not eating because you're hungry. It's emotionally, I do the same thing. Yeah. Me too. And, uh, yeah. And I have my, like, addictions. They're not, like, substance, but's emotionally. I do the same thing. Yeah, me too. And I have my addictions, they're not like substance, but I do things like obsessing. Then you peek under the hood, it's scary to peek under the hood,

but eventually, you know, you learn things which are good. The hood's ugly. The engine is, I don't know who built that engine, but it's what's it do, isn't it? Yeah, it's the subconscious and all that stuff. What the fuck? It's wild. It's a real, you almost had a fucking real good thing going here.

Yeah, it's wild. You fucked it all up. Yeah, that's why I want to do this EDMR, you know? Yeah. I want to do it. I'm a concert or something, what's that sound? Boom, boom, boom, boom. You're back in your club in the day, Johnny.

Yes, though, headline it. You got to bring your next to see a whistle. Fucking sans, I just thought of the show up to the therapy session with like fucking whistle and do a Molly like I'm ready yeah I'm I'm didn't hug me she had Alzheimer's I got shot in 2002 I don't know that I know you totally but I don't know that. I know you've told me about it. I don't know that story.

Yeah, I took some, I took this guy, so this trauma from there, I got to deal with that because the panic attack started there, you know, but I was also doing nine or 11 disaster relief social work at the same time. So that's when I started really, the panic attack started and this was like, but the internet was just started, right?

Early 2000, so you couldn't just Google what is a bad again. Sure. I had no idea what was going on. In my first one at 12, didn't know. I thought the world was collapsing. It's we just talked about this yesterday. I've had acid reflux and anxiety since I was a little kid and didn't know it. Yeah.

And it was fucking, when you have that shit as a kid, you feel like you're dying. It's nuts. You can middle age nine year old. It's nuts. That's what I was talking about. Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard year old. It's nuts. That's why I'm fucking hard at hard per. I would not be able to pay with a Pepto Bismal. Just like an old detective.

You guys can't even fuck candy. I need a Pepto. Does your mom have a medicine cap? My ulcer's acting on it. So funny, y'all. I was like, I got shot and fully like pepperoni really gets me. Yeah.

And it was exactly what I'm talking about. I had a similar experience. I feel you, man. If I have peppers before 12 and I have real jammed up. That's my 9-11. That feels like you got shot, that burnin'. Talking about 9-11 and gettin' shot. Yeah.

Yeah. You know what a thing is, man, my mom had the slow descent of Alzheimer's was like 15 years, and it was a horror movie. It's a nightmare. I talked about it on Ryan Sickler's podcast. Sure. Shout out to Sickler. And then I just got all these messages

from people who are going through it. And it's just a nightmare. It's like a frustrating nightmare. Like you can't, you're helpless, you don't know what to do. It just got my pop. He passed away in September. Wow. How long?

Wow, your dad? Yeah, it was a few years. He got a Louis bodies disease. Your dad. Yeah. Wow, sorry to hear that. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, so I'm with you.

And his mom had it. His mom had straight old school Alzheimer's. And she eventually we tried to keep her in the hospital. We had a put her in a nursing home. And this is when I was a little kid and we'd go out there every Sunday. And I would fucking freak out every Sunday. It's a harm movie.

It's a harm movie. It hated it. It's a harm movie. And she didn't know who we were. And it was a fucking nightmare. It really is like living in a harm movie. Yeah. You see things and you experience things

and you deal with them, things emotionally that you just don't know what to do with. You have guilt, you have sadness, you have anger, you have a frustrate, you have all these emotions and you don't know how to process all of it. So, did your mom have it straight up the middle like she didn't know who used word, it just slowly started going.

Okay, no, it's, it was worse because it was it's just slow. It got started going. Okay. No, it's started. It was worse because it was like a slow creep. So it started with like, you know, the same phone call over and over again, leaving the stove on, you know, go upstairs. I'd come home like pot would be burning like the bottom of the pot. She'd be boiling eggs or whatever would just be down to the burnt eggs. Smoke everywhere. She has no idea.

You know, it's dangerous. She started donating to the same charities over and over and they just pray on it and she forgets that they call back and over and over. Thousands and thousands of fucking scumbags. I mean, it just gets crazy. And then you try to, you know, she was a proud woman. So you try to move her and she would, you know, you have to, when we moved there, me and my brother, we had to like drop her off and just leave with a trick or just walk out. The whole thing is, you mean,

you had to put her in a facility. Yeah, when you put her in the memory care facility. And because sundowning, at nighttime, it gets worse, they call it sundown. For some reason, when the sun goes down, they get more confused. So I'd be on stage and my phone would be buzzing and then I'd get off, I knew who it was.

So I'm like trying to be funny while this is hard. No, we only something's happening. It's like a horror. I don't know how I did it, right? And then I'd get off the stage and there'd be like a hundred messages from her and it would be the same message of her panicking telling me I had to come rescue her. She's trapped in a building and it was just a nightmare. Jesus. So now that it's over and I have two kids and then you have kids, it just, it all, it's like, it's like,

I'll wake you up like I'm, whoa, I'm dealing now that everything's okay. It's like, my mind is going, you have to deal with this now. It didn't let me deal with it then, because then I wouldn't be able to function. So I think your brain just gives you a defense mechanism. What's the walls up, goes, Prod deal with this.

When you get through it, you'll figure it the fuck out. That's right, yeah. And so, yeah, I got, you know, now I'm like, all right, I'm gonna deal with all this. So therapy's good for that, you know, it's, you just gotta do it. You to get to the bottom of what what causes the anxiety what causes you to do Obsessive thinking and behavior you know to cover what and get to the bottom of it feel it and then fucking move on

Yeah, I'd up a Bernie Fucking life. I'll stick to the pBRs tonight. They shut the old machine down. Well, the Irish, I think Sigma Freud said, right? The only group that impervious psycho. Psycho analysis. This is the Irish. Give me a six pack. That'll stop the thoughts.

I'll get a good night's sleep. Wake up. Put my hard, I don't go to work. He was all yacked up when he said that. He was probably trying to impress some chicken of bar. Yeah. The Irish just have that look. They just got that look. They just got that look

They go. It's like it's like a it's like a it's like a Superman force field or like the green lantern They just put up a fuck a booze force field I saw him at the stand the other two weeks ago and he's like you like a pop don't you? I'm like 90 I'm like, oh, y'know, I love it. Get a best guy. I haven't met my life. It takes a swing at you Don't look at my girl. I'm like you oh, Yani, I love you. Get the best guy I have in my life. Takes a swing at you. Yeah. Don't look at my girl. I'm like, you just try to have a like, uh, buy yourself. You look, how do you feel?

And it just hits their force field and bounces off. Sure. It's not healthy. It's claimed, you know, it's claimed a lot of people in my family. But it works. Right. Anybody in my dad, in my parents' generation,

on my dad's side of the family, uh, has everything gone. Good. Everything's good. Yeah, yeah, good. You all right? I'm my dad's side of the family. How's everything going? Good, everything's good. Yeah, yeah, good. You all right? I'm fine, fine. One of my uncles, his nickname was fine. Because anytime you ask the man, he'd be sitting there like this.

How you doing? Fine. Cubs in with like a wound on his head. How you doing fine? I'm doing all right. Fine. Yeah, fine. Shout out to the Irish baby.

It's a way to cope. I mean, if I was to cap the church, I would to the Irish baby. It's a way to cope. I mean if I was the cat It's way to go I would target the Irish toe Should I do some bad things? They keep their head down I'm like these people ain't got to say nothing Those parents are gonna pretend like nothing's weird man. That when their kid comes home with a twitch Beating everybody out just said he's nothing's wrong. It's just, Toby, Toby's that way. That meeting Monday morning when they first figured that out, boys, I got a gold mine for

this. I just found that demo that we're going to do real well with. The O'Brien's keep their mouth shut. Yeah, I can't, I can't, what could have happened? He spent all night at Father McCLearn's house. They were praying It must be something else They just fit they just walk around it. They just go Where's another route sure yeah, yeah, yeah, don't you stick and move if it's the way that they're just going alternative route

I'll turn it around I'll turn it around. I'll turn it around. I'll turn it around. I'll really turn it around. Please touch ya. I'll turn it around. Give me a beer. I'll turn it around.

Take the bridge. Not to turn them. Hey, paint over the paint. Not wrong with a side road. I'll tell you that. A little detour. Yeah, a little access. Go local.

You'll be alright. It's a couple of 15 minutes. Yeah, you got it. We sidesteped that a little bit. That's where go local you'll be alright. It's a couple of 15 minutes. Yeah, you gotta sidestep that a little bit. This one priest like took a shine to my brother when he was when he was an altar boy and I remember he took us out to dinner and I remember that even as a little kid,

I was like, what's his fucking guy? Is that one'll do anything for chicken better? Yeah dude, he took me my brother and my mom at the dinner one night. I remember being in a restaurant like it's thumbs not cool here. Dad is and they did instinct he got he got popped a couple years later. Yeah, wow, he was that close that close. He was he was he was he was doing reconnaissance. Yeah, he's checking it.

Trying to find out the family. Yeah, you know, you see if the family was tied if they would watch. Yeah, sort of like it out. He's trying to find out the family. Yeah, you know what I mean? You know, if the family was tied, if they would watch you, sort of like when a hawk circles, when you have a tiny house dog out, considering it, make a move. Yeah, just, is this, wow, you got close. Yeah, you escaped.

Yeah. Or maybe if you didn't, so you kids talk a lot? Yeah, you know, yeah. Your parents were, you know, do they ask you, well, what time you come at home and who you dating? Are they interested in you? Who you dating?

Who you dating? Who you dating? Do you have a case like to drink it all? So I think series with Father Tom, what's happening? That's crazy. He got popped, huh? He got popped a few years later. God, it's so, it's so everywhere.

We got pulled. My brother and sister went to Catholic school, their older and then there was rumblings of relocation or whatever. So we got pulled out of, I never ended up going to Catholic school and they think my mom was like, yeah, we're not if I can do in this. But still Catholic throwing throw.

Yeah, church every week. You were fine. Don't worry. Yeah, little I'll go. Yeah. Oh, butter face right in. This one doesn't wipe well. They still do pretty good. I mean,

you know, like considering the amount, the amount like the sheer amount of evidence against like how many they've caught doing it. Sure. The caricature is still doing good. You would think at some point somebody up there would be like, all right, we're fucking cracking down on this. Yeah. They still keep fucking in the movement. They keep shifting and moving. It's crazy. What's the angle there? Money. Yeah, it's, um.

I know, but wouldn't you make more money if you were like fucking, all right, we're fucking taking care of this. I think you know what it is. You know what I think, you know what I think? Because it's so certain, because like the evidence is out, because they've admitted, because it's all been caught, and there's all this evidence and they've paid all this money and Retribution and legal fees or whatever. I don't think it has that juicy conspiracy thing to it

People like to be a part of figuring out what's going on. There's no question It is what it is and people go off The people that are still part of the church Wrap their head around it how it makes it okay with them. They go that it's that but it's not everybody every every institution has bad problems It is what it is right focus on the right thing keep it moving people like to see it. I'll see it mass Yeah, there's nothing to talk about. Yeah, there's no pretty sure every cover this I've ever had with you was I remember one time being aversi's barbecue. We sit there like, what's up, y'all? How you doing? He goes, that cat's like,

church or something, ain't it? I just can't believe like how nobody, it's just like, it's just like, you know. Yeah? But yeah, you know, it's tough to, cause they're the church. So you go like, what are you gonna do? My mom prays there.

Yeah, yeah. See, even you guys tighten it up, it's Catholics. Yeah, get this guy out of here. I'm gonna have to talk to them about it. They're like, what was your Greek friend talking about? Start throwing. Well this guy out of here. I'm gonna have to talk to them about They're like what was your Greek friend talking about start throwing he come down here Start throwing holy water. You let him say that stuff in putty's house You guys are you guys are saints over there. You're stuck the fucking crusades up again

You're talking to two nights at a temple are right here. No good. It's no good. It's no good I just Mel Gibson did that documentary though. I just feel like going like, Hey, Mel, I think you forgot to mention because he's Catholic. Oh, yeah, I'm like, Jack and a seller. Mel, they're right behind you. Right there, no. Turn around. Turn around. He's like, they're in Hollywood. They're over there. Yeah, yeah, but also turn around Don't look now, but there's one behind you talking shit on Disney. Yeah, you're talking about yeah

Yeah, yeah, it's it's an interesting thing But you know if there's no speculation so that's why people that makes sense. It's not yeah It's nothing to figure out no sensation. Yeah people like to get in there and figure out and you know, there's no speculation, so that's why people... That makes sense. It's not... There's nothing to figure out. No sensation. Yeah, people like to get in there and figure out and try to theorize what could be... It just comes out, there's no sexy. Yeah, it is what it is. That makes sense.

Yeah. How did we get here? I don't know about that. I'm Yani, I just take it. I remember asking you about restaurant someone on the island. All of a sudden, I'm confessing. That's the wheel scale of that. You guys were in an open highway.

I was like, no, it's good to sway. It's get all jammed up. I want a jam you guys up. Donnie jamm ups. Man, I started opening up to you talking about how I fucking dodged the monsea here. With the skin of my teeth. They got to come up with an ozampic for trauma.

That would be great if it takes away your, you know, the way it takes away your appetite just takes away the backfield. I've always said, yeah, I've always said that they should be able to combine every illegal drug, a little coke, little heroin, little lists, little that and fucking put it in one pill where there's no, no, no, after effects. That's what we need. Yeah. Well, you know, the good thing is we do that for people, which is great. That makes me feel good about what we do. People outlaps, giving out a hug. Giving, well, you know what? The good thing is we do that for people, which is great That makes me feel good about what we do People outlaps giving out how?

Giving out laughs, you know, it makes them feel good to get in door fins. It's nice Yeah, we do obviously everybody with shows and comedies you get the messages of like, you know, fuck I've been going through this for whatever reason family thing loss Just whatever and it does make you like fuck. I you know We have so much fun calling him fat whatever, does make you ever like fuck. I, you know, we have so much fun, calling him fat, whatever. But then you're like, oh shit, this really does mean a lot to people. And it's cool to be able to be. Meanwhile, you're up there fucking the phones ringing from your mom, your dime on the inside.

I was walking in a mold the other day. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Fucking laying on a track and a train. Who's gonna make me laugh? Yeah, we're just a fucking... They see you scream as you walk into the green room. But I think it is nice for them to hear like, Hey, you know, you're not alone. No, of course.

Yeah, I think that's the, I think that's where people really get low. I fall into that too. Where they think, I'm the only one going through to someone alone. No, of course. Yeah, you're not. And that's why it's nice to hear somebody talk about it And you're like, oh, I'm not the only guy who thought I'm not the only guy who lost the love I'm not the only guy whose mom had Alzheimer's. I'm not the only guy who likes to emotionally whatever Yeah, sure, of course. Did the menches are real fucking the real bitch talk about a jam up real fucked up

Yeah, you're fucking jam that's a real fucked up. Yeah, I was the one thing that bothered me Is that like the you know the life that my dad lived everything that he didn't all that stuff and then to know that You know in the end he forgot it all yeah, you know it's fucking pain in the ass and also you don't know how to mourn the death Because it's also relief that he's not living that way anymore. Yes, yeah, I didn't every other other other people You know they said that and I'm like that that I didn not living that way anymore. Yeah, see, I didn't, every other people, you know, they said that and I'm like, that, I didn't buy that. You know what I mean? I couldn't accept that.

What do you mean? I couldn't accept all these at peace now and all that, I fucked that shit. No, I want him here. No, I want to be married. I don't care what you license therapists say. Let me be crazy. There is like a, it is a tough thing to handle though.

So there is that feeling of like when they go, you're like, you have that feeling that feeling of like I don't have to deal with I don't have to see that anymore I have to deal with that they don't have to live in that horror anymore. There's confusing feelings of course that get you jammed up sure Now I'm taking your word and put it into a horror movie. Yeah, that's a one word, but it it um But that many uses yeah, but it's like every but those are all normal feelings. It's like no of course Yeah, you know, you got to you got to work through them all and understand I just started kind of starting to try to talk about it on stage And that's it is it was a hard hard movie. Yeah, it's yeah That's yeah, it's good. Now it's good to know that you what me and you have the same jam up We're both jammed up the same way. Yeah, and it's good to joke about that stuff. Yeah, you got a joke about it

If you know, yeah, that's just how we deal with fucking everything. It just makes it better. Yeah, and we also have to do some of the work Yeah, yeah or do drugs. Hey, you know, welcome to the show. They don't not help I'm just trying to turn into a nice bit I'm trying to get three new minutes. I gotta go back to red bang good. Cheers. I'm kidding Yeah, no, I just it's good to it's good to talk about that stuff And you're not alone whoever's going really not of course of course, you know, you got a small penis You're not the only one you are not you are not the only one. Hey that right now. Yeah, I'm yourself, bro Well, if you got a big one, you're not alone either, but I guarantee you fucking jerk

But you're a fucking jerk, Justin. And you're not better than me. I think it would just be a nice social service if Justin Timberlake just came out and admitted that he's got a micro pianist. You think he does? He's got to have one. Why? Because he's so good at everything. Exactly.

The universe is balanced. There's got to be a micro pianist. Has the one that getcha? Reynolds gets me. I love him. Which one? Ryan. Yeah. He's not as good as he's alright though, but he just have you ever thought about how many things Justin Timberlake is good at singing dancing acting golf and funny

funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does it all scratch golf. Wait, does it all I mean he can play hoops He's probably a true business man handsome guy the dancing The dancing is the one thing I'm most jealous of. When I was a little fat kid and the kid that could show up at the bar mitzvah or the wedding and just fucking have the confidence to go out and fucking make those moves. And I'm sitting there with the other older uncles drinking a decaf coffee, wanting to be out on the dance floor doing the worm and my buddy Brad Kramer's out there

fucking poppin' and lockin'. Yeah. That's to be able to dance and to be out on the dance floor doing the worm and my buddy Brad Kramer's out there fucking popping and locking. Yeah, that's to being able to dance and to be pretty cool. He had the turnaround of a career. He went from being for a guy of my age, I'm 36. I was like, you know, 13 or whatever when he and sin came out, which was the corneas of the corn. Like they were corn balls. Everybody fucking they were. You were a kid when that was happening. Yeah, but they were the punchline of every joke Like who you guys hate you're you're so I hated it I mean I never hated that you see his I love seeing his old photos. Oh, it's one of my I can't hold on a I can't wait for another one to drop I got a couple in the hop I wait for it like a mixed tape

He is such fucking Because he is such fucking track. Fuck it. The bowl cut kid. It comes out of the fucking phone. I know. It's like it smells up my room. I want to throw my phone out when I see it. I think I've actually thrown my phone into like a pillow hard

a few times going, oh, no, can't be not. I know. He knows Susie walked out of the room and the photographer said it was assistant Il. I mean, he's just, I just fucking see him just smoking. He's good there, now look at him right there. He's good. That's before fucking he got,

let's be for the heaters, got all that. Yeah, that's before, like that. He had just started smoking, I think I'm gonna quit. I was bumming him, I wasn't buying back. I was bumming him then. I mean, you were philly trash Trash. All I know, babe. I mean, you were trash. Trash. Trash.

I'd be fucking smoking a new port outside of a wall wall. Waiting for a guy to buy me a pack. Yeah. I give him five because they were like 275 back then. You give him five bucks. Go, hey, you can almost get yourself a whole pack. Yeah. Just let me wet my be. No, what do you mean? Let me get my heaters. Yeah. It's so funny. That's something like, uh,

I don't know how to articulate it, but like, now when I see like my nieces and nephews and cousins do like Philly kind of things, just when they say like, yeah, I want to get a water rice or whatever, or like, but you know, my nieces. Use your thumb. My nieces get set in my short house. My nieces for every 10 seconds. My nieces for a birthday party that she wanted, she wanted wings in a hoagie chart. From pre news. my knees for a birthday party that she wanted she wanted wings and a hoogie train from

premiums. The good off private school sharpest cutes. Okay, yeah, we get a hoogie train. I want it wings. You see that? You're like, God damn it is a trashy accent. Oh, it's the worst. It's the worst.

My cousin hit me. Shout out to Mike. I did the walls here. I was down the, I was down the shore with him. We went out to a bar and they were they have like this. There's this bar. Shout out the number, the guy who did the walls here. I was down the shore with him, we went out to a bar, and they were, they have this bar, shout out the number, the number one tavern as a tully nut. And they don't know what's in it.

And they're like 11 bucks or something, a clip, you know, and you're supposed to do like one or two, it's like a kitschy thing, and he goes, yeah, these are real proisy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We would have a Disney world. You know what I mean? Get out of this all that stuff. We go to dinner We come out and we're sitting there having a smoker. We have like one smoke left and this couple like was walking by and Herd is talking about cigarettes sure enough. She was fucking like South Jersey trash Sicklarbillars. Yeah, she's like don't go buy him over an ad or want $12 a pack. Yes. I Born for a world lady

Fuckin dirtbag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you mean you take that accent you put it like in Paris. Oh, it's my mom has it It's tough when you like talk to your mom and she hits you with it. Hey, I don't know. I love it But it's the same you know what it reminded me of when you said the name of that restaurant that you go with the in-laws, I could see your mother-in-law ordering. Probably gets the same thing because we always say like, because mom, I always got to get to my salad. I'll get to chicken fronts, all the ants, I'll get the same thing. Yeah, yeah.

Because that's how they find one dish at a restaurant and they love you. I don't even get anything else. I always get the front safe. Yeah Well, you know every place that has like a strong accent like that. They're the same person in the same place 100% yeah, nobody's like a road scholar with that accent You're never gonna find someone who may be a good contract. Yeah good contract is as far as you can go That's the height of my family is it was like you were a blue collar worker and you got, maybe you started your own shop. Yeah.

Yeah. That then fizzled out. But those accents don't come with books. No, they do come with, they come out with, they do what's angelic ashes and that's it. I remember when I got popular. Oh, every one of my, that, the fuck is that. That was on every night's day. Yeah.

And it's nice, John Gritram now. Yeah, when you're younger, a couple of Tom Hardy's. Yeah, a couple of Tom Hardy books. Just the Vinci code. Yeah. I'm reading the secret right now. That's black magic in my hand. Oprah.

You have to fuck out the Vinci code can get rocks for Denise. But I tell you what they do come worship. They might not be learning scholars, but they come with a dynamite fucking bacon egg and cheese in the morning. It's hot out. Hell of a fucking cult.

Yeah. A nice meatloaf and a fucking load of laundry that smells like spring for the next six months. And they're all good people. Like why not? Like they're not missed. They're of attitude is like, everything good is here. And they're not wrong.

And they're not wrong. And it's comfortable. It's made me doing the show so much that like you're analyzing your family, your childhood. There's something about the connection of the people is so real because a lot of times they don't have a lot. So the relationships are what they all have great personalities. Everybody's very funny. It's very like you're just hang.

Everybody was funny. Everybody's funny. Everybody was fucking funny. The idiot funny is dude in my family. Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, you sit back with my uncles. It's like they would annihilate anybody. Oh, my aunt Colleen would fucking bury me. It's the thing, right?

Because happiness is the company you keep. 100%. This society country, though, and like our culture, which it tries to entice us into thinking that getting things is what makes you sure but it's not. It's that that's a consumer mentality and then you get one thing like I now I'm sick of it and I want the other thing.

But really if you're with the right company, you could be in a fucking wild. Eat and say which is in your in your to good place. Sure. Yeah. Sure. You could be in a pizza hot as long as you're with your friends, people you love, it doesn't matter where you are.

As a kid, the Christmas parties were fucking fucking the the the the booze was on the washer and drier down stairs. Yeah fucking the bar was laid out. Wait a second. What? Yeah, that's how we did it. You guys did turn the turn the room into the bar. Yeah. Wow. Put that put down a nice Christmas tablecloth. Wow. Fucking you got the bottles, couple of two leaders. Fucking the cherries, the whole mine yards. The detrashiness of that surprised me. Yeah. Oh, baby.

Is that a usual thing? Oh, dirt bags and yeah. Yeah. Down there. Down there, fucking mixing drinks. That fucking eight years old. Right on you. I would have a tip cup now trying to get a couple of people.

Oh, yeah. Right from the laundry room. Uncle Mike and Aunt Colleen's Christmas party, bro. Fucking down the laundry room. The basement was sort of the hang of everyone was, well, they were like, that was just a bar. The laundry room was about three feet across.

Right. So you fucking go in there, you get your drink and then you go up back up, stay full with all the little lights in. So wait. So wait, so the bar is in the basement. It's a self-serve bar. Yeah.

You gotta walk down, get the drink, bring it back up. Yeah. Why not put it where the suarez happened? It's why we did it. Not a lot of room, tablet. Yeah, we did it. Not a room, huh? But that's what made it special.

You know, we still talk about it to this day. Yeah. And we still do it, you know, it's crazy. Was it a nice tablecloth, or was it like a tablecloth? It was a nice tablecloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Just that old-school mentality. I mean, you know,cloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just that old school mentality. I mean, you know, if you're going to dress up

to washer and dryer, go all the way. Don't. My fucking half ass. That don't have ass. I mean, you know, when you're at the end-laws, who's doing the laundry? My mother-in-law does everything. She does everything.

That's fucking amazing. When she comes over to your house, she's doing your stuff, though. Yeah, she does my underwear. And you just, you get spoiled by it and then like you just let her do it like Tim came over yesterday To cuz he's out there any island. Mm-hmm, and the island so he came down and wait Tim Dylan's hanging at your in-laws Yeah, he came over to the in-laws. That's awesome. That's long island. I love that and then she just whipped up a Greek salad It's spani-copy-da. I just like talking long Island when I bring it up.

Wait, she's a strong accent. She makes her own spaniacopita? Well, she brought it from the Greek store. Okay. But she heated it up, put it out. She had a whole bunch of desserts. Desserts are huge in my in-laws house. Okay.

They put out a dessert tray. It's like, you feel like there's 20 guys coming over. Like my wedding, there was a dessert room. It's, it, people still talk about it to this day. I wish I was closer to you guys, then I would have invited you to my wedding. Little Baclava. I mean, it was a dessert room.

What's the pudding one? It was like a, whatever it's called. The, a lack of something. It's like, it's almost like a, like a flak. At Mac? Yeah. No, not at Mac, but that's awesome too. Oh, you know that, yeah.

Great desserts can be good. That sounds like Star Wars. The fucking best. The Greek corpse. Yeah, they do just, it just says, like sounds like a bad guy since Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars.

Yeah, they got a trashy accent out there. Yeah, of course. Yeah, they do. Sure. They don't leave the island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't leave out there. Dude, my family is, my, I think my mom's been in New York

four times in her life. Yeah, and she's from 90 miles. It's not that far. If I didn't have if we if my family was in center where they are, I would I would have been out on the Island. On the island. I want to just talk to get back to fillies. For San the island.

Yeah, the island's tough because it's across 19 fucking bridges. It gets a big getting over there. The end over the Jersey turnpike from fucking Queens. You want to fucking blow your brain. Yeah, long island stuff. I think that's why they stay in Long Island because that traffic, it acts like another body of water. Yeah, I would.

Yeah. I gotta go to water. I gotta go to question what I can't, go into the city, that's the whole thing. I mean, my father-in-law, I've been with my wife now nine years, I think I've seen my father-in-law in Manhattan twice, in nine years. And that was for his niece's wedding.

He was the bag. Yeah, he was, he was bitching about something. Yeah, and he was in and out back to you. They do not like to leave the comfort of willing. I like that though. I like that. Yeah, everything's there. You did, there's nothing that you don't have access to out there.

But they do, yes, so they don't leave, and then they kind of, they view reality through the lens of Fox News. Sure. So, that is it. Picture Megan Kelly on the wall. There, oh no, there's a Jean Perino, Judge Jean Perino book size right there in the kitchen table.

She wasn't, what's your name, Judge Gina? She was a judge in Westchester. Yeah, I don't even know who that is. She's got her show, she's like popular judge, Piro. Piro, I think her name is. Yeah, judge Piro. Oh yes, I remember she had some

two did this eco family. Oh, wait a minute, they got a headshot. They got, it's a signed book. Look, come on the book. When you walk in, it's on the mantle, see it's like, you know, it's like, dude, when I was on Fox News, for my father didn't watch, saw me on Fox News recently.

It was like a kid from Boston playing for the Red Sox. Yeah, I said they were like, they couldn't believe it. You hear that, Yani? They were bragging to all their friends. They were telling everyone to turn it on. He's gonna be on Godfrey. You know, it's like, that's big. The neighbors taped it.

That's like being, that's like huge for Long Island. Getting on Fox News. I don't think I was legit till he saw me on that. That show cooks, too. It's a lot of numbers. it though a lot of numbers numbers Yeah, number one now. It's crazy. How crazy is that shout out? Do you think at some point The big nervous guy, maybe we're doing something maybe we're doing something wrong I don't know like a small cable channels doing his beggar number throw the right blinker on

Exit to the right gang no left exit I think we do it's you think the next episode I'm dressed like Lyre to Gable guy. No, those meetings like and also we forgot about their rights and representation and we then we have to represent those people and we also have to think about the climate and the sea and the oceans and there's just one guy in the meeting going I Don't think any of that's working Is there one guy going like maybe we should just think about the show

Pivot yeah, maybe we should take the the commercials are really telling to it's William DeVane telling you to buy gold and Fucking salt guns And that and you want both of them. And those jackets that have like those tactical jackets that have a thousand pockets. Yeah, all right. Shout out to my stepdad got one for Christmas. Nice to keep an iPad in the side. Nice reverse mortgage.

Something you can sink your teeth in. It is crazy. We gotta wrap it up. We haven't done any questions. We want to do a couple of questions. You always said such a good time. I heard Tuddy's funny. It's fun. Can I get me a fucking couple of questions? You always said such a good time. I've done her in Studies, but I can't. It's fun.

Can I get me a fucking coffee down here? Let's do one or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like family you catching up. You know what I mean? Hit us. We forgot we got business in hand. Yeah, so this one's from Tip Your Mailman.

It says, who has the AYG record for moving back in with their parents? How many times have you ever moved back in? A lot. Yeah, I've moved back in? A lot. Yeah, I moved back in a lot. Yeah, what's a lot? So, three. After college, I moved back in. Okay.

Okay, then I moved. Finish college. Finish college. I'll back in with the parents. Back in with the mom's house. Then moved out. Me and my buddy Jesse moved out. We got an apartment, only a couple blocks away.

Then moved back in with the parents. I'll back that house. Why'd you do that? Was there a ration burn? We were living in a rent control apartment that my friend grew up in, like a couple blocks away from where we fixed it up. It was real cheap. It was really good.

The landlord caught up to us kicked us out. Yeah, sure. The car had caught up to us. So I moved back in, but also my mother was having Alzheimer's. So it was helping her out too a little bit. Got you. Then I moved back out, went to Miami, did the show in Miami Fusion. Sure.

Yeah, you know, lived in Miami for a year. Oh, you were at your parents right before that. Right before that. Yeah, you were in the city, you were cooking. I was cooking and then moved to Miami, lived in Miami for a year, then came back. To the parents. Back into the Mosos.

Back into the house. Back into the house. That's the one that stinks ya. And then out to that Bay Ridge house. Then I bought the Bay Ridge apartment. I into the house. That's the one that stinks. And then out to that bay, that bay ridge house. Then I bought the bay ridge apartment. I was in, I was in there. That's a lot. So I think I moved back in four times.

Fucking y'all near Flintshops over here, dude. Johnny Boomerang's, go, it's, goes back home. Back home, yeah. Don't touch my room. I might be back. Yeah, back in there. Yeah. I think I have after college,

and then I moved out into a townhouse that my stepdad on I got kicked out of there went back to home And then moved down to Philly when we were living together Mm-hmm, and then moved back home before right before I came back up here But that was just a couple of months. That was that was a handful of months. Yeah, I got three. I got three on it I think we're tied. That's tied. Yeah, I got Flunked out of college sophomore year back at the house three. Yeah, three. I got three only. I think we're tied. That's tied. Yeah. I got three with tied. Flunked out of college sophomore year back at the house that summer going to community college. He's got get Botanes ready, Johnny.

And we're doing this. Let's know it right. Then the way that started, I'm not optimistic that we're gonna win then in Then theater school for two years Then back at my mom's then Northkin moved to North Carolina Came back from that I was I had a residency at the folks's place for a while already that story We're not out of the 90s It's all pre-9 11 where 98 dude you still got New York Do that story we're not out of the 90s. I'm sorry. It's all pre-9-11. We're 98 dude. You still got New York on your mouth.

Up to New York with my brother in 99. With him until about 06 and then on my own in sunny side Queens. Nice for two years. The dark days. Then back to, I went to a pit stop at my buddy's house to dry out and clean up fucking stayed there for a month back to my mom. There's a couple of months. That's joke of it. Just 24th Grand slam right there. You got to speak and then down the filly with my boy and then that was it. Four.

That's not bad. You did do a lot of hopping. Yeah, I was expecting a higher number. That's pretty good. During the pandemic, I was down there like a pick now. The first part of that was like a seminar on how to get educated, but not educated. Sure.

He went to community college and then theater school. Man, talk about going to school without going to school. Yeah, I see a paper one. I made a living out of that. I mean, that kind of cancels each other out. Yeah. But we got to wrap it up, gang. Gang, we love it.

Yarni, we fucking love you to death. This is fun. It's always, we say it all the time. You're welcome back anytime. It's always family. It's good to see you, brother. Family. It's always good to do.

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