Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard - Flightless Bird: Monster Trucks
Episode Date: June 25, 2024In this week’s Flightless Bird, David Farrier goes to his first Monster Truck Jam to try and understand why Americans love big vehicles so much. There he meets Krysten Anderson, who drives Grave Dig...ger - and tells David what it’s like to be a female driver in a male-dominated sport. David then joins Dax Shepard who explains why Americans like big wheels and big power, before the two of them watch the Monster Jam World Finals go down. Slowly Farrier begins to understand these oversized vehicles, realizing that to become truly American he must love a 12 thousand pound truck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm David Ferrier, New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America and I want to figure out
what makes this country tick.
Something I've come to appreciate about America is that many Americans like to drive around
in really big vehicles.
This year, 2 million new pick up trucks will be sold here in America.
Giant towering vehicles that seem to tap into the American psyche of being big, loud and
confident. In some cases,
they are practical. Builders, ranchers, farmers, that all tell you that certain jobs need big
trucks. But where I am in Los Angeles, I wonder what it's all about. The other day I saw a man
buying a salad, returning to a giant pickup that was so big he had to park it up on the curb. I'd argue you
don't need a pickup truck to buy a salad. Thus adding yet another mystery to
America. Why does America need big trucks? To try and answer this question I'd need
to encounter some big trucks, the biggest of trucks, and I was very excited to see
that the Monster Jam World Finals were coming to LA
billed as the most action-packed motorsports event on four wheels.
An encounter with a 12,000 pound truck might help me understand what was going on.
So, get ready to jump in a giant truck and tower over your fellow motorists
because this is the monster trucks episode
How do you feel about the big trucks of America? In New Zealand, they don't build vehicles that are as big as the ones here. Really? So it's genuinely just kind of amazing to me the scale of things.
Sometimes I'll park and I'll get out of my little car. It's not a little car.
I'm in like a SUV and then I get out medium to big car.
Exactly. Next to me, I'm still this thing is towering over me and I'm sort of in awe of them.
Well, for me, they represent the South.
Trucks and big and masculine.
Yeah, you can traverse the miles and them.
Yes. And you put your hunting gear in them.
Yeah, your guns in there.
Yeah.
Dead elk in the back.
Exactly.
Yeah, you take it home to skin it, feed the family.
So that is what it represents, but like many things in my life, I've been swayed a tiny
bit by Dax.
Yeah, because of course, yeah, we come to record here and often be a giant truck.
He has multiple trucks, he loves trucks.
He loves trucks.
He has a trucks. He loves trucks. He loves trucks. He has a huge truck.
And I do think before I knew him, if I saw that truck on the street, I would make a lot
of assumptions about who was in that car.
And now I am better because I think, well, just could be a Dex.
You could be a Dex.
Yeah, just like a lovely, enthusiastic car man.
Are there certain cars that you would judge?
The Cybertruck is something I'm always fascinated by seeing Cybertrucks.
Is that the Tesla? The big Tesla looks like a lowly rendered video game
sort of jumped out into real life because all the drivers generally look the same.
It's usually like a bearded man with a wraparound dirty dog sunnies.
Really? It's a certain vibe.
Are there any cars that you see that you're like, hmm, in a good or a bad way?
Or is it all about the behavior of the car and what it's doing?
It's kind of more to me about the behavior of the car.
I'm not a very observant person.
Right.
I've also had such a wide range of cars in my life that I don't think
personality necessarily adds up to a car.
To what the car is. Yeah.
So you're not judging people because you know you've driven a bunch of different things.
Correct.
Would you ever drive a massive truck?
No. In fact, when I first started working for Chris and Dax and I was just the babysitter,
they lived in a different house and the car situation was always very tricky and you had
to like move stuff around. Because there were so many cars.
So many cars.
And I was working there and Dax's sister was like, there was multiple cars and people.
And so you were instructed to leave your keys in the car so that at any point someone else
could move your car.
Oh, that's kind of interesting.
Yeah.
And one time I remember, I think it was the truck and I was supposed to move it five feet
forward.
And I said, I really don't feel comfortable.
And I was really, really scared to say that because they like needed, you know, they needed
it.
Yeah.
And you will, I just, I don't think I should do this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not capable.
Yeah.
I'm going to run something over in this truck.
Yeah.
It reminds me of, sidebar, I went to an art show last night,
a very fancy art show downtown, and there was a very funny,
the most LA thing I've ever been to.
All it was is a very wealthy man has parked
his four favorite cars in a big space in the gallery,
and the art show is that he just moves the cars
like a couple of meters either way every couple of weeks.
Wait, stop. So this is like an art installation?
It was art. And everyone was in there, had a little wine.
No.
And everyone's like looking at these cars.
Are you there for the moving?
No. You're just, no, throughout the year it changes. So, you know, if I go back in a couple of weeks,
that car, it sounds a little bit like you're involved in an art installation at Dax and Kristen's old place.
But it was wild.
Did you pay for this?
No, I went along.
It was an opening of another thing.
And then I wandered into this other room
and I was looking around trying to figure out what it was.
And the other thing I think I quite like about it
is I don't think the guy even lives in America.
So I think he calls out from Europe.
No, he calls out an assistant.
No! And he's like, can you move that guy a bit that way?
And he's got it.
He's got a year.
But in the.
Is he Shy LeBuff?
I need to know more about him now.
I want to find out more.
But I do like that idea when you reach a certain level of, I don't know what the word is.
You leave Earth.
You leave Earth.
This person has left Earth.
But what a great gig. I can't necessarily always blame the person who's doing it because they're on another
planet something's going on, but people who go and who support.
They're enabling this whole world.
Yes.
And they're going along and going, wow, what does this say about us?
That car or that BMW has moved a meter to the left.
And then he feels validated.
He lives thinking that he's doing something good
and providing thought.
Yeah, and look, to some people, maybe he is.
Anyway, Monster Trucks.
This is an episode about Monster Trucks,
and Dax gave me this idea.
He said, look, there's one thing you've got to do in America.
You need to go to Monster Jam.
He said the Monster Jam World Finals are coming up.
Oh.
Do you have any thoughts on Monster Trucks?
I bought the booklet from Monster Jam for you to look at.
This is the vibe.
Big trucks, big wheels.
I've got a stat here though
that I thought would maybe win you over.
Okay, let's hear it.
One of the organizers of Monster Jam,
he was quoted in a Times article saying,
"'We sell four million plus tickets a year.
That's more than Taylor Swift.
Uh-uh.
I've got some more stats here.
And I should actually say, if you like this episode, there's an amazing article called
When Trucks Fly by Zach Helfand.
He's a journalist and he wrote this really amazing piece.
And just reading from the article, he said, Monster Jam run events in about 130 stadiums
and arenas annually on six different continents.
Whoa.
So I always had this idea that each truck is just one of them, but there's multiple
grave diggers.
That's one of the best trucks.
We're going to learn about that.
And so when you add up all the Monster Jams, much bigger than Taylor Swift.
Oh, I hate that for us. Wait a minute what makes it a monster
truck versus a truck just its size? Just the size and I think I'm gonna show
myself off on that wheres Dax. No big wheels are a big part of it they got to
have these big bouncy wheels. Okay. It's all about the wheels because that gives
them depending on how much they're inflated that shows how much they'll be
jumping. Okay. And when they're racing.
It's all different tire pressures.
Big wheels and obviously very powerful engine.
Very loud.
And they can roll around?
They can roll around.
That's like watching big toys.
The one thing I will say, it transformed me.
I loved Monster Jam.
I loved the event.
It was at SoFi Stadium.
It was exciting.
Wait. I loved it.
Okay, then this leads me to my second
and most important question.
Psychologically, what's happening?
Why is it drawing all these people?
Why do you like it?
Okay, that's a really good question.
I think it's just the scale.
Everything is just over the top.
So you're looking at these trucks
and they're so comically outsized.
It looks like you're watching
God is blowing up a tiny toy truck and they're
just out there doing things that toys do like rolling over and jumping off these
big mounds and doing flips. It doesn't feel real. The physics feel other worldly.
Okay.
Which I really appreciated. And there's actually another quote I'm going to read.
And it was from that same article I was quoting from earlier.
It's a guy who organizes some of these events, Ed Beckley.
So this is a journalist writing,
safety standards at monster truck shows are much higher now
but Beckley's theory is that people want to witness forces
so vast and strange that they or or even terrify.
The shows can be a forum for contemplating oblivion.
Okay, interesting.
It's an intense quote.
But yeah, it's just a scale. It's giving everyone a lot of credit,
but I appreciate it.
It's the scale.
You're in this giant stadium, giant noises.
I've never heard a vehicle be so loud.
Did you wear headphones?
I didn't.
Whatever.
But I should have.
They hand out headphones to kids because it's so, so loud.
Look, I'm just gonna crack into the dock
because I feel like this might hopefully
start selling it to you.
I was talking to Dax.
Dax was there.
He said Monica has to go.
Oh, how much will you pay me?
How much?
No, you're just going to have the best.
Honestly, it was the best time.
Okay, let's hear it.
The first thing I noticed when I arrived at SoFi Stadium was the noise.
Monster trucks are so so loud and I was
here with tens of thousands of fans to take it all in.
And how's it been?
We are the monster truck lovers! We're having the best time!
Now spoiler alert I don't drive a monster truck in this episode if you want that
kind of thing there's a video of Dax and Kristen doing just that at last years Monster Jam.
Hi!
How's it going?
So pumped to have you here and excited to teach you how to drive.
Kristen, welcome.
Thank you.
I'm just here to take it all in, to bear witness to America's love of the big truck.
Sally's been helping run Monster Jam for years and says I've come on the right night.
Monster Jam World Finals is our biggest event of the year and my favourite, though it's
exhausting, it's so rewarding.
It's double the amount of trucks on our normal stadium events, it's triple the amount of
fans it feels like, the super fans come out, the ones that support us all year.
People travel from all over the world, from Australia, from Europe, it doesn't matter, they come for this one.
As I walk in the finals are just starting and Dex magically appears on the big screen announcing that it's about to start.
I didn't realise you'd wrote Dex into kicking the whole thing off.
Dex was our grand marshal, he's done it before and is a fan favorite.
And he gives so much energy in that interview
and really gets the crowd excited.
And we love that energy here.
Monster Jam feeds on it.
While we wait for Dex to join us,
I spot Charlie, who's brought his kids along.
It's so much to take in.
And honestly, Dex invited me to the first one
and it was in Anaheim.
I was like, this is not my scene.
And I got here and I'm like, no, this is where I belong.
This is absolutely where I belong.
Everything is big.
It's a light show.
It is so loud.
You're inside with these monster trucks.
I also love that they look like toys out there.
They're humongous and they look like little toys.
Who are you backing?
Is there a particular truck or driver?
I gotta go with Gravedigger.
He's the classic.
I wasn't into it as much as a kid and he's the only one I remember really.
Okay so me too, let me explain this isn't the first time I've been to a monster truck thing
when I was a kid my dad took me to a monster truck event in New Zealand I must have been about 9 or
10 and my memory of the event is that it was absolutely huge.
The reality?
It was tiny, just two trucks had been sent over from America and it was in a relatively
small outdoor space, compared with this event which is about 30 trucks inside one of America's
biggest stadiums.
But back then in 90s New Zealand, one of the trucks I saw was Gravedigger, it was cool
because it looked so scary, it was a big black truck covered with green flames,
skulls and tombstones and that truck is still seen into my memory three decades
later. It's sort of crazy to think that Charlie and I both had the same kind of
experience with Gravedigger and earlier that day I'd gotten to meet Gravedigger's
driver backstage at the stadium. Call me sexist, I was expecting a male driver. Times have
fortunately changed.
My name is Kristen Anderson, I drive Gravedigger and I am the only female driver of Gravedigger.
We're big trucks, we're big motors, we're American muscle, we're big everything, we're
you know lots of horsepower, that's what we're into over here and so I think that the Monster
Truck kind of embodies exactly what American motor sports is all about. I
mean we have those big big American Chevy's in there, they're a larger-than-life
truck, I mean that tire on it is five foot six inches tall. It weighs almost
700 pounds, just one tire. The whole truck itself can weigh almost
13,000 pounds. So yeah, it's just crazy. I love it. I'm quite excited about this because I grew up
in a town in New Zealand called Whangarei. And when I was about maybe nine, my dad took me to a
monster truck session in New Zealand. And I think there were two trucks, there was Bigfoot, and there
was Gravedigger. And it blew my mind as an eight-year-old and now here we are
The Gravedigger that you probably watched way back in the day was my dad Dennis Anderson. He's the original Gravedigger driver
He's the one that created Gravedigger in 1982 and he drove it for 35 years
So when you were a kid watching Gravedigger, it was my dad
And I was there with my dad that's so nice and I never
expected that all these years on I've been talking to his daughter who's now driving this thing he
created which is like a phenomenon. Yeah it really is it makes me really proud of my dad you know
what I mean that's crazy I mean Gravedigger is older than I am and now here I am and I get
to represent it my dad is retired and me and my brothers are representing it and it's amazing.
Gravedigger is now a crowd favourite one of the most famous monster trucks of all time.
And there are multiple gravediggers allowing it to appear at various events at the same time.
I found myself wondering how it all started back in the 80s. How did gravedigger come to be?
So we're from the Outer Banks of North Carolina and we're from a small town in North Carolina.
That's where my dad was born and raised and grew up and he's always been a motorhead kind of guy.
He was always tuning up lawnmowers or tuning up something, tuning up the family car.
I love to race. We had very humble beginnings.
I mean, my grandfather worked on a farm and stuff, so it didn't come from like a lot of money.
It was probably like middle class, lower middle class.
My dad had this passion for racing, so it didn't come from like a lot of money. It was probably like middle class, lower middle class.
My dad had this passion for racing, loved it,
and so he wanted to create his own racing truck,
and back in the day, it was just mud bogging,
where we would take big trucks through mud, basically,
and that was how my dad got his start,
and so he, with the money that he had,
the money that he saved, he kind of pieced together
this junk truck, and so the guys at work were giving him a hard time because they were all going to go race in
the mud that weekend. And they were like, Dennis, you don't even need to bring that truck out here.
That truck isn't going to do anything. It ain't going to do you any good. So my dad said, well,
I'll take this truck and I'll dig you a grave. And they all said, Ooh, Dennis is the grave digger.
So he took spray paint and he spray painted grave digger on the side of this junk truck.
And he went out there and he beat every one of those guys that day and from that day
on they called him the Grave Digger.
Is that a legit story because that seems like the plot to a film, that can't be real, it's
too perfect.
No it really is, that is the real story they were joking they were writing Grave Digger
on his time card and stuff when he was young this is like him in his early 20s working
on a farm and so it was hilarious.
Her dad is 64 now. He'd been racing monster trucks for 35 years when he retired. He actually
invented Gravedigger the year I was born, 1982. Back then it weighed about 13,000 pounds
and had this big heavy steel body. Kristen tells me the truck was basically a steamroller.
Today it's a little more
agile. Is it pretty much destiny that you were always going to drive or were there some
other things that you were going to do at some point?
I just turned 27 years old yesterday.
Happy birthday for yesterday.
Thank you. Yeah, I just turned 27. So my dad has been gravedigger my entire life. When
you grow up in this, you don't really realize what you have or you get kind of numb to it. You know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, he's just dad to me. It's just Gravedigger.
It's like the sky is blue.
Yeah. It's just like the sky is blue. Yeah. And so I said that I wanted to be his only intelligent
child out of myself and my three brothers. And I was going to go to college and my brothers,
they were going to do the monster truck thing, but I turned 18 and at the time we
were celebrating Gravedigger's 35th anniversary and my dad's 35th anniversary
and we wanted to add another racing series to the Monster Jam circuit
because we have multiple that run throughout the United States and the
world at one time and they had never had a female drive Gravedigger and I am my
dad's only female and I grew up you know around racing and everything so I had a
love and a passion for it,
but I was just kind of like,
eh, you know, teenage girl.
Eh, I'm not gonna do that.
So when I turned 18, I got in the truck,
I tried it out for the first time,
and I fell in love with it.
It came very naturally to me.
And it was just very organic.
I think just growing up watching my dad,
or maybe we've got race and fuel in our veins,
or what the deal is, but I loved it.
And so I was 18 years old, and I was the first female that had ever driven
Gravedigger. 2017 was my first year and I never turned back, never went to college.
And so here I am eight years almost, I can say I've been here for almost a decade
competing here at Monster Jam and it has gone by very quickly.
It's insane.
And how competitive does it get?
Cause I always thought that it was kind of performative,
but it's not.
You are really competitive with each other.
Yeah.
It's funny that you say that cause we are competitive with each other,
but we're basically, we're competing for the fans,
the attention of the crowd.
I want the fans to like me more than they like my brothers.
If I'm competing against my brothers this weekend in the freestyle competition, it is very competitive and we do have a lot of good
camaraderie here being all in the same business. We all have the same passions. We're all
racers. But yeah, when that helmet goes on, I mean, that's not my brother anymore. I'm
out for blood. Back inside the stadium with Charlie, his
kids starting to get excited. It's just like so crazy.
Someone that's never been to an event like this before, can you just describe what it's
like because it's a lot.
I think it's like race car and circus.
You're not overly invested because it seems like just such a shit show.
It's just loud noises in a spectacle really, which is awesome.
I glance across and see Dax has joined us the events now
in full swing. Any audio usable at all? It's all very loud. It's very loud. I tell
him I got a big fright when I saw his big face on the stadium's video screens.
You didn't know that was gonna happen when you looked up at the screen. Did
you first recognize my voice or did you see me? I saw your face.
You saw my face, my recognizable face.
Yeah, and it was so big and I was so shocked.
But shockingly, with your facial blindness,
No, you cut through.
I cut through, wow.
No, you cut through.
I feel like I've spent enough time with you
where your face does now cut through that problem that I
have.
Oh, wow, that's an honor.
And then the voice just sealed the deal.
And then I was screaming at the top of my lungs. Between you and I and whoever
listens to this I get very insecure because I have to look directly into the
camera lens. This is a really awkward feeling. You're sort of alone down there just
looking at a weird bit of technology. Yes and a guy's holding it with a very
static look on his face. I could light my hair on fire,
and he would not have raised his eyebrows.
So that's also a weird element.
How much of it is scripted?
None of it.
Because they would just have Gravedigger
win all the time.
And if you saw, there's three Gravediggers here,
and none of them made it.
Yeah, no, these dudes are really racing and trying to win.
Look at Balei. and trying to win. Like a ballet.
It's so loud, Monica. It's so loud.
I could barely hear what Dax was saying at the time.
I could just hear back and play it back.
Wow.
Okay, I'm a tiny bit more interested.
You heard those loud revving noises.
I do think there is something about all of the people,
the same thing with Taylor Swift.
When you're in that environment
and everyone is excited about the exact same thing,
it's what concerts do in general.
It is so infectious.
Yeah, you feel the power of the crowd, right?
Yeah, community, it's really cool.
Even if you don't care about the thing.
I mean, that's like all the football games I went to in college.
I didn't care about the football.
Sorry.
Yeah, but it's the vibe.
Yeah, it's the vibe and being part of the community.
And I think the thing that Monster Jam does so well is you get weirdly invested in the
trucks.
So it's like wrestling.
I don't watch wrestling, but like there's a whole backstory behind it all.
And the trucks have so much personality in them. Gravedigger is kind of scary and it's this big truck.
And then there's one that's a shark.
And you're like, oh, that's a shark.
I wonder how that's gonna do.
And it's just such a ridiculous thing
because they race around this track.
There's like a racing side of things.
But then the best part of it all
is the freestyle that they do.
And all they do is just go out there
and do massive tricks on the dirt and they flip. like every monster truck ends up on its back and this big customized tractor
has to come in and flip it over and so you're just watching these trucks get completely
flipped and mangled the doors fall off it's all insane.
Does anyone ever get hurt?
Occasionally the wheel gets scraped but it it's so safe. They're in basically the safest environment they could possibly be in within the truck.
They have custom seats built for each driver, so you're really cocooned.
Because these cars are just like flipping and turning.
It's like F1 cars that just catch on fire and then the guy just walks out like it's
nothing.
Yeah, I mean, I don't understand how people survive those.
At least the monster trucks are kind of like moving slowly, as weirdly graceful as they bounce around.
Yeah, so when they're racing, what's the fastest they're going?
That's a really good question. I have no idea.
I wonder. I'm gonna Google it right now.
Because it's also such a weird perspective because they're so large.
It's weird to actually understand how fast they're actually going.
The fastest record speed was 101 miles per hour.
Oh my God, so they can go pretty fast.
I mean, they weren't going that fast in this little stadium.
70 miles an hour is what?
Grave digger.
Man.
70.
So can you explain a little bit more about how there are multiple grave diggers?
Yeah.
I had this image in my mind that grave digger is one truck driven by one person.
Exactly.
And the grave digger I saw in New Zealand got shipped over to New
Zealand and then it's cast to go back to America. It gets flowing back. truck driven by one person. And the gravedigger I saw in New Zealand got shipped over to New Zealand.
And then it's a case to go back to America, it gets flowing back.
But no, there's like seven gravediggers and they're dispersed all over the world at the
moment competing in events.
Different drivers.
It's more like a brand?
It's a brand.
Okay.
It's a brand.
And that's something that, I mean, it makes sense now I've heard it, but I was kind of
amazed by that because I just assumed it was one truck being shipped all over America.
That was the thing.
Okay, got it.
The other thing that's really amazing about these setups is the amount of dirt because
dirt is this huge other thing because they have to have these massive mounds of dirt
made in these stadiums.
And so dirt's a whole thing.
So I'm going to read back from the article again, I was quoting earlier about dirt.
There's so much dirt.
It's insane.
Dirt is kind of a weird concept.
Well yeah, I mean they keep the dirt
for each event stored near the stadium.
And then they'll bring it into the stadium for the event.
And there was a, oh, every dirt is different.
The USDA has identified and named
about 20,000 types of American soil.
And Alan, he's a guy that does a lot of the dirt stuff
for Monster Dam.
He knows that Atlanta's clay is red
and Glendale, Arizona stains concrete.
Oh.
Chicago has dark topsoil, New England's dirt has rocks.
And they put some of that dirt through giant sieves
so the spinning truck tires don't launch stone missiles
into the crowd.
Oh, that's smart thinking.
I bet they learned that the hard way.
Oh, I bet they absolutely would have.
Another fact here, Marigaza, a monster truck historian,
discovered that by 1894, some guys in Rochester
had built a carriage with nickel-trimmed details
and enormous wheels, which they called their monster truck.
So that was first monster truck, 1894. Wow.
Two years after that, the pickup truck was invented.
It was pre-pickup truck.
Pre-pickup.
So yeah, first monster truck, two years before pickups went
on the manufacturing line.
That is an interesting fact.
The main original monster truck was called Bigfoot.
That's the one I saw in New Zealand.
Now it's not part of Monster Jam anymore.
There's some sort of disagreement.
No, the Bigfoot was invented by Bob Chandler
in the early eighties.
Okay.
And that was the first branded monster truck.
Got it.
So this actual event and this whole thing is fairly new
if it was invented in the eighties.
Yeah, so Monster Jam, that's the entity that runs it all.
I guess it's like the NBA comes along and they run basketball.
So Monster Jam, when was that invented?
92.
OK.
So it's been going for a while.
Wait, how can that be if her dad was driving them for 35 years?
Oh, so Monster Jam, they still drove, but the entity of Monster Jam came later.
So before Monster Jam-
Where did they drive before?
Oh, they're, it's a really good question.
America got into monster trucks,
and I guess at some point they came together
and just decided we're gonna start racing each other.
And it started more informally,
and then they got together into like leagues,
and then Monster Jam came along in 92,
and were like, we are the official outfit,
we've got all these tracks.
Like Bigfoot still exists,
but is no longer part of Monster Jam.
They parted ways at some point.
And so Monster Jam is the big entity that runs it now.
Before Monster Jam came along, they'd race each other.
Like on the street?
No, in stadiums and stuff, like in fields.
Oh, I see.
It just wasn't regulated in the same way.
Yeah, it wasn't like the big entity.
Like Monster Jam is the big commercial money-making
and saying entity. Corporate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it.
Oh, wow. What a history.
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Yeah.
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Dax's kid is here too,
everyone's bought their children. I'd bring mine but I don't have any. Anyway
it's been a while since I've seen her and as usual she absolutely roasts me.
It looks like him but just a teensy bit older. Just a little bit older. Yeah. I know it's a bit rude but you do look a little bit older. The last time I saw you.
Oh here we go, here we go!
Thankfully before she can get in any more jabs a new race begins
Ohhhh Scooby Doo's gone!
I don't understand cars at all how are they this loud have they done something?
Well there's absolutely zero exhaust so the headers are just coming straight out of the engine and you're hearing it.
I drove one, you know, I drove the ThunderSaurus.
And you're sitting in between the two headers and it's insanity.
It's violently loud when you're inside of it.
You've driven a lot of vehicles. How does one of these things compare?
Is it just like driving an alien?
Yeah, it's comical. Like you can't see see over anything it's so loud you can't think the rear
wheels steer and the front wheels steer it's only a two-speed I think
transmission I think they have CBM 440 big blocks with blowers on them running
alcohol they're like 1,500 horsepower apparently the track tonight is quite unconventional it's in an S shape one
truck takes the inside and the other one the outside and at the end they're at top
speed and land in virtually the same spot they have to turn really hard to
avoid hitting a wall it's scary. What's the closest this event has come to
disaster did you say,
oh no we don't have enough guests or oh no something awful happened? I think with
live entertainment there's always something that happens and you just sort
of pivot so there's been drivers who've missed flights and that's not easy
because every seat is custom-fit so you have to work through those logistics or
transportation when there's issues in a canal we have to figure out how to reroute stuff. This truck is scary that's coming out now who's that? Max D short for Maximum
Destruction driven by Blake Granger who's our international series champion and that's Dragon
who really blows fire driven by Cody Saucier who's one of our fastest racers. You know your shit.
I mean it's what I do for a living so if I didn't I'd be pretty embarrassed.
I mean it's what I do for a living so if I didn't I'd be pretty embarrassed. The energy in the stadium is big, this finals event lasts for about 3 hours and we watch
a lot of racing.
Grave Digger is taking the lead.
It's a deceptive track but yeah I think you're right.
Next up is Zombie, which looks unsurprisingly like a zombie, it has this big pair of giant
outstretched zombie arms attached to the side of the truck and they jiggle around as it
jumps, Dax teaches me what to do whenever zombie appears.
Oh here's a fun part that happens, did you notice everyone does zombie arms when zombie
goes?
Oh no.
Oh watch for it, oh look they are already starting to do it around the arena. Everyone is doing it. Various trucks and their drivers have gotten eliminated over the weekend, not everyone can be a winner, like Tony Oakes who drives Thundersaurus. trucks. You see the racing going on out here tonight? None of it is going the way anybody
expected to. It's crazy. There's a lot of underdogs on the top right now.
How did your truck break? I blew it rear steer hydraulic line and I also bent a four
link bar. It was too catastrophic of damage. They could not get it fixed in time for me
to get back out. Tony's there with his buddy MJ who drives
the El Toro Loco Monster
Truck.
How did you get into this?
I tell everyone there's so many different ways into the monster
truck industry. I started off as just a fan. And then there was a
I went to a show at my local fairgrounds. And I just
volunteered my time. I did that for about a year and a half.
Just working on the trucks. If it broke, I was there fixing it.
And then one weekend, the driver couldn't make it like, Hey, The whole night is just this, me talking to people and then getting cut off by really loud noises.
I retreat back to the depths of the stadium to where it's a bit quieter and meet up with Jamie
Dolcing, Senior Director of Monster Jam's Global Operations. I wanted to talk to Jamie because I
realized I still hadn't really answered my central question, why do Americans like big trucks so much?
my central question, why do Americans like big trucks so much? Something that has fascinated me in America is just the size of your trucks here in general. I'm parking to get some groceries
and just the size of some of the trucks here in Los Angeles where people don't need massive
trucks really. What is it about America that likes these big things?
It's actually quite surprising out here in California and actually, you know, Southern
California off-road racing is actually really huge. You only have to
drive about an hour to be either in the mountains or in the sand dunes or so.
Everybody else wants to kind of match up with that aspect. They want to be able to
take their truck down to Temecula or wherever it might be out in the desert,
go over to Nevada. The Baja 1000, which is down in California, Mexico, is an
absolutely huge thing too. So that kind of mentality stretches up this far
and it's huge in California, not just in California.
I grew up in Wisconsin, we all have big trucks.
We live down in Florida now, all big trucks.
What are you putting in those big trucks?
Oh yeah, what are you hauling around?
You have to be able to drive it everywhere, right?
If you want to go mud bogging
or if you want to take it out in the field
or tow a trailer with it.
You know, in Florida, you're towing boats.
In Wisconsin, you're hauling your trailers on a farm.
They're multi-use, but it's a great atmosphere.
It's not just tied to one group or one type of people.
It's for everybody.
I think that's a big part of American culture is trucks and power and motorsports.
We have muscle cars over here.
It's a country that's all about power.
And Monster Jam brings many things together.
Could I go and jump in a monster truck now and have any chance driving it confidently?
Yeah, it's way harder than it looks. It's not just a vehicle with big tires on it. It's like a cockpit
inside the Monster Jam truck. So number one, you're center of house. So you're not actually on the
left side or right side, you're actually in the center for protection, obviously. But the steering
is probably the hardest thing for people to figure out. When you hop in, you look, oh, there's a
steering wheel, I'll just drive with that. But the rear steer is actually hardest thing for people to figure out when you hop in you look oh, there's a steering wheel
I'll just drive with that but the rear steer is actually handled by a handle and a toggle switch
So the rear steer so if you press left you go left if you press right you go, right?
Think about that right so you're not only handling a
1500 horsepower 12,000 pound truck you're literally
You're literally having to figure out okay now I'm gonna
start the rear steer now I'm gonna steer with my front steer. His phone keeps
ringing it's some kind of emergency and he has to run off. When I returned to the
event something major there's a man crying on the big screen some kind of
big moment had just happened Sally explains. Why is that man crying on the
big screen right now? So that's Jamie Garner a veteran monster had just happened. Sally explains. This is it. The big moment. Only one monster truck can win.
The woman next to me, a monster truck driver herself, is on the edge of her
seat. I look down at her shoes, monster truck themed. Oh your shoes are amazing.
My dad actually hand paints these shoes. Every truck I drive, every tour I go to, I have
shoes. I've been driving for Montchamp for two years so imagine how many shoes I have a
collection of now.
Two finalists set off, Zack Garner driving Wildside and his dad is probably still crying somewhere in the stadium.
Zack's facing off against JCB Diggatron, the defending World Finals champ. It's a loud tight race with just one winner.
Oh sorry, Zack Garner just won Monster Jam World Finals racing. It's his first World Finals and his dad is crying and I'm crying and it's awesome!
I'm so excited for him!
He was upset because he didn't get a haircut before the press conference.
Everyone is crying.
Zach is a second generation driver
and now he's a World Finals champ
who just beat the defending World Finals champ.
What a race.
What an ending to my first monster jam.
To watch this and watch people like Kim win, it's awesome.
This was like a very special moment just now.
Oh my God, I don't know if you saw it,
I saw screaming on the deck over there.
I think I'm gonna lose my voice, we're all crying.
It's great.
It suddenly got so emotional at the end, Monica.
That's lovely.
Yeah.
When I got up from doing the interview, there was just this giant man on the big screen
and he was looking very staunch, had his arm around his son and his chin started going.
And that's my favorite type of crying.
Me too.
It's the hottest type.
Just when the chin started to go and the whole audience was watching
and then everyone got emotional with that little chin waggle.
Of course.
And then the tears came and it was just a beautiful thing.
It's good seeing like grown hard men cry, you know?
I agree.
It was a great time.
That makes this all a lot more endearing.
Yeah, it ended up being incredibly endearing.
It was very silly and ridiculous and over the top.
And then when that kid won, it was a really special moment.
Oh, how fun.
Okay, I might go.
Next year, I think you should do it.
Something in that stadium will draw you in and you'll just get it.
It's unlike anything else I've ever seen.
It's the biggest show I've ever been to.
Wow.
Are you going to go back?
No.
Oh, okay.
No, it's a once.
It's a once.
I think you see it, you take it in, you get excited and you've kind of done it.
Okay.
That's my, but a lot of the people that went there, they go as much as they can.
I mean, they love it.
This is like their pigs and shit.
They're loving it so much.
When I was listening, all I could think was, wow, there are so many ways to live this life.
Yeah.
Spend your time on Earth.
Yeah.
It's kind of fascinating them knowing all the stats and the woman with the shoes.
It's her everything and a lot of people's.
And yet here I am knowing zero about the thing they care the most about and vice versa.
Yeah, it's just this whole world that you wouldn't think about unless you attend a monster truck event.
And these people live and breathe it.
This thing called Monster Jam University,
so if you wanna get into it,
they're partnered with some university in Ohio,
and you can go and I guess you pay
and they take you through the motions
and you can become a monster truck driver.
So it is a career.
If you get sick of this podcasting thing
and you wanna do monster truck driving,
you can go to university and learn how to do it
and potentially be out there doing your thing.
Wow.
What would your monster truck be called?
The Padman.
No, it'd have to be something with monster, Monica.
Yeah, Mon, yeah, Mon.
Oh man, Mon, Mon.
There's gotta be something there.
Ah.
It's a, oh man. I mean,- There's got to be something there.
Oh man. I mean, I think if I just called it the mon-ster.
Yeah.
I like that.
The mon-ster.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That was on my senior t-shirt.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Maybe it is a calling.
I really, I-
I just haven't seen it through.
Really like that.
One thing I did really like, so full disclosure,
we were in a little suite
because Dax hooked us up with the organizers
and we had this little spot
and they had areas for the kids to play
with Monster Truck toys.
And I did really like that
while this massive event was going on outside,
a bunch of kids were just playing
with Monster Truck toys on the mat.
Yeah.
And that was kind of just a very funny thing.
That's life, right? That's like the kids playing with the box instead of the mat. Yeah. And that was kind of just a very funny thing. That's life, right?
That's like the kids playing with the box.
Instead of the present.
Totally.
And also just the adults there watching these big versions of these toys,
essentially doing their thing while their kids are playing with the toys.
That's kind of poignant.
There's something beautiful about that.
It is kind of, yeah.
So I don't know what it is, but there is, there's something in it, right?
There's something in it.
There's something poetic there.
So yeah, if you want to be more American, I think you should go to a Monster Jam.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
You in this episode are far more American than me.
I didn't know Gravedigger.
I don't know about sharks.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I think Zombie and Gravedigger, my two faves.
I love that video that you guys posted of you guys doing those zombie arms.
Oh, zombie arms.
Deeply embarrassing, but a whole stadium doing it, you can't help but get into it.
Yeah, I said this on armchair, same for football games in college.
There's all these things that everyone does together throughout the game.
And if you just did it on your own, I won't do that right now for you because it will
look so embarrassing.
But there is something about mob mentality.
You just feel compelled to do it.
Yeah, I'd love to know like the first time
that zombie arms thing was done,
or like the first time you sing that specific song
at the baseball.
Yeah.
Who starts that and how does it become
seared into the pop culture?
It's special.
Life is special.
I've been learning that from Six Feet Under.
Oh yeah, you're heavily onto that now.
I love that you're loving this show.
This is because of you. You introduced it on our episode and I started it and I love it.
Are you finding this quite a heavy show? Are you walking around feeling a bit like, oh.
I'm not feeling heavy as far as sad so much as fear of death everywhere.
It's those cold opens on every episode where someone dies.
Yes, and I did have a huge meltdown
because as I was editing that episode,
I made a huge mistake and I decided to go back
and watch that final.
I don't know why I did that.
That's so unlike me.
Yeah, that final sequence.
When you showed it to us, it was very compelling.
And part of it for the people who listened to that episode, top 10 TV apps.
Yeah.
There's some funny elements of it. I kept it in, but that scene that we play is only visual.
There's no sound except the Sia song.
Yeah.
It's just a Sia song.
Or the listeners, all they hear is a Sia song.
Yeah.
The whole time. So, you know, oops.
And then also one of Rob's clips is fully in Spanish.
Yep.
And I kept-
Amazing.
That too.
I love it.
Yeah. If you want to understand, learn Spanish.
You might know Spanish.
And so for those people, I thought they might get a kick out of that.
Yeah.
I know. I love this.
Yeah. And if you don't know it, it's your fault.
Yeah, that's right.
There were a few moments that I thought, Oh boy, this.
Because we weren't really, we were so captivated watching each other's clips.
We didn't even sort of think to talk.
So it's just here to see a song for three minutes.
See a song for three minutes.
And so then I went back and I watched it and then there was a critical spoiler.
And when I saw the spoiler, I started crying and then I had a huge meltdown.
I had a huge meltdown about death.
When, what time of the day or night did this happen?
6.30.
Oh boy. I love, I love that for you, man. I can't wait to finish that show.
And now I'm at the part of the show where things are getting introduced that I think
is going to lead to that spoiler.
Oh, heavy.
Yeah, it's a heavy show, but it's really heavy.
Heavy monster truck chassis.
Ding ding ding.
Good job.
Final fact I'm going to end on for this episode.
The average height of a monster truck wheel is the average height of an American male.
Which is?
You always have all these questions.
I bet it's a 5'10".
66 inches.
66 inches.
That's the height of the average American male.
That's 5'6".
Yeah, that's the average American.
That's surprising.
Oh, you know what, not the average American male,
the average American, yeah.
Oh, average American, okay.
It's 5'6", it's six inches taller than me.
There we go. There we go. So you five, six. It's six inches taller than me. Oh yeah.
There we go.
So yeah.
Imagine a big old tire towering over you.
That would kill me so fast.
We might have to cut this out because I feel it possibly gets the organizers in
trouble who kindly let us in, but when I left with my friend, we were trying to
get to the car park building we were in.
Yeah.
We accidentally got stuck in the lift with John Legend and his wife and their
child's birthday party and these kids are so loud
It was so stressful because we weren't meant to be in there. It was taking us to the VIP parking
We didn't have VIP parking
So stuck in this lift that was awkwardly stopping at all these floors and then we got off in the VIP area
We weren't meant to be so we then had to get back in our lift
Trying to find our way to our parking building
We were parked in you know when you're leaving a stadium and you know you're on the wrong path
because you're like walking in rocks and stuff you shouldn't be in? Where we
emerged was where all the monster trucks were barreling out of the stadium to get
into the loading zone to move on to the next area. So essentially I almost got
flattened by one of those fucking wheels and this guy screamed it he was like
this American move.
And I was like, you know when you hear someone screaming,
move and I was like, I yelped, I was like, ah,
and I looked and like I tend to,
I freeze, I freeze.
I'm gonna do an episode about possums by the way.
That's what possums do, they freeze, that's what I did.
And then my friend who I was with is like,
she screamed at me, it's like David, like,
and I stepped back in this truck, just this wheel.
Just in front of me.
It was purely my fault.
It's safe.
I did a wrong thing.
I can just imagine you clutching your tote bag.
Oh, it was not a little tote?
But no, honestly, those things,
it was like a wall and it erupted through this.
Like flying?
Almost. They're going very fast.
Anyway, yeah, I haven't felt that chastised in such a long time by this man.
But he was just trying to save my life.
He was just trying to save you.
And what also what a comical way to go flattened by a big monster truck wheel.
Knocked on wood.
Six feet under. This is what I'm saying.
This is six feet under.
You could have lost your life in a very funny way.
Yeah.
It was a really exciting end to the night for me.
A little bonus, a bit of adrenaline for me.
Quite American.
So yeah, happy Monster Truck Day.
I'm going to commit to going at some point in my life.
Great.
If I can help it.
I love this very open-ended thing.
Honestly, next year, Rob, you're in too. Just come to a Monster
Truck Jam. Calvin would freak the fuck out. He'd like it. Yeah. Yeah. Headphones. Oh,
headphones for the kids. They were very safety conscious. All the kids were getting handed
that little headphones because they're so loud. Yeah. Cool. America. USA. USA. Zombie arms. Zombie arms! Alright, bye. Bye!