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Episode Date: July 2, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It is an absolute fucking, like, bloodbath with Xbox. We have a new rapture. Do you remember when I said that if you thought the layoffs were bad now in the gaming industry, they're going to get a lot worse? Do you remember whenever I said that and everybody got mad at me? Well, well, according to Variety, Microsoft is cutting approximately 9,000. jobs today across the entire company, including some in the Xbox gaming division.
Starting point is 00:00:37 So you have Phil Spencer announces that Microsoft is laying off 9,000 workers. We will end or decrease work in certain areas or businesses and follow Microsoft's lead in removing layers for management to increase agility and effectiveness. So let me go back. I'll read a few more of these comments and look at it. And this is also what Phil Spencer said as well. to position gaming for enduring success and to allow us to focus on strategic growth areas, we will end slash decrease work in certain areas of the business and follow Microsoft's lead in removing layers of management to increase agility and effectiveness. What he's saying is that y'all are fucking done.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Wait, we've had enough of this shit. What we're tired of it, you're out. We ain't going to pay y'all's ass no more. Get the fuck out of the company. Get out, get the fuck out. And so this is a huge, huge, huge, huge W for Xbox. And let me explain why. Removing layers of management to increase agility and effectiveness.
Starting point is 00:01:42 That means less middle managers, less Karens, less random oversight, less bureaucracy. I'm telling you guys, after Elon destroying, Elon buying Twitter, fire 80% of Twitter and the website not changing, I think that, I don't think people put enough respect on how big of an impact that had. I think that totally changed things. That did. Because everybody was like, oh, well, like, he paved the way. He did. He said, guys, what if we actually don't need 17 different HR representatives for each person that is, uh, you know, like, uh, you know, thinks that they're a furry? What if we actually don't need seven different middle managers for changing the color of an item in a video game?
Starting point is 00:02:39 What if we just don't have that? And so, HR, right? Perfect Dark is canceled. I'm going to get to that. So anyway, this is a massive W. Industries and companies, keep in mind also, it's like that Tony Stark meme. You know, like we've got billions of dollars and you're telling me Tony Stark was able to build this in a fucking in a fucking case. How is it that Xbox has billions of dollars into this,
Starting point is 00:03:03 but Sandfall Entertainment was able to build Expedition 33 with 30 people? How the fuck does that happen? Well, I'll tell you how it happens. Layers of management that decrease agility and effectiveness. That's how it happens. It's got a bunch of fucking Karen's out there doing a U-8 baldy. I know I had something come up, man. And that was really it.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Tony and Sandfall Entertainment, I'm telling you guys, you realize Tony Stark's a make-belief. person, right? I do, but Sandfall Entertainment isn't, and there's 30 people there and they made a video game that was insanely fucking good. I understand a fictional meme might be upsetting to you, but I guarantee you that person
Starting point is 00:03:43 has Funko Pops. Let's not even discuss their opinion. Anyway, so 9,000 people are being fired from Microsoft and Xbox. And I want to say that there's going to be a lot of people out there that are going to go, we are really successful at the moment, but you're fired,
Starting point is 00:03:59 This is only the beginning. We are at the beginning of a complete Karen apocalypse, a complete middle manager, micromanager, apocalypse. More and more companies are realizing that these unnecessary layers of bureaucracy and bloat are simply not only ineffective, but actually counterproductive. they're damaging and killing themselves. I let's picture so much. Yep, there it is. And so this is a complete Karen apocalypse, and it's going to happen. And what's this here? 228K fired, 4% of total?
Starting point is 00:04:47 That's a lot of people. And yeah, most are a mobile game section. That's good. And I don't know about their states, but our state reduced unemployment down to five weeks and removed the extension so they may be struggling soon. Well, I have this solution. I know I know we're going to have to do it again
Starting point is 00:05:12 So perfect dark This is a game that I don't know why I'm going to tell you guys something right now If you make a female protagonist That looks like this You're not doing yourself any favors Now let's go ahead and compare this
Starting point is 00:05:30 To Eve from Stellar Blade, okay? And I wonder which one is hotter This is a nobody wants to see a 38-year-old Karen pulling up to a Starbucks to shoot the barista because they spell their name with a K and not a C. Okay? Nobody wants to see this shit. Nobody ever wanted to see it.
Starting point is 00:05:50 And you know who else realized that? Xbox did. Xbox has canceled the reboot of Perfect Dark and is shutting down the initiative. Rairs Ever Wild has also been canceled. Perfect Dark Level Designer says gamers were a mistake, attack them as racist pigs for opposing race swaps. Gentlemen, I think you know what it's time for.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Welcome home. Oh, shit. We're going to get them again. Oh, man, it's another one too. Wow, that's just too bad, huh? And anyway, welcome home. That's right. And it just, the thing is that it just keeps getting better.
Starting point is 00:06:46 man and you're evil no this is i'm just being creative that's all and uh they can replace the deported the farms yep there we go guys journalists chuds can't win no they just can't win journalists no sympathy from the people yep we even race swapped you yeah he got race swapped with a frog so he should be happy right and uh anyway so yeah um this game got canceled a bunch of other games got canceled. Obviously, there is a new MMO RPG from Zinamax online studios. The makers of Elder Scrolls online has also been canceled. Also, this is another reason. The new MMRPG project from Xenimax has been canceled as part of the Xbox layoffs. The project code named Blackbird has been in development since 2018. Well, I guess now it's dead. Now it's dead bird, right?
Starting point is 00:07:41 and doing about stead of the K3. No idea at all. Good, they should stop spending money on stupid shit that people aren't going to buy. Yep, there we go, guys. And Xbox's cleaning house, that's right. How the fuck did they not deliver a game in seven years? I don't know, but apparently that was...
Starting point is 00:08:05 You know who else was wondering that? The guys running Xbox. Yeah, they were like, uh, yeah, so what about this game? Uh, yeah, so, uh, I thought this was supposed to be ready, but it's been seven... What the hell? And that's it.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Yeah, Jess is saying it's fine. I don't even know who that is. I think I do know who that is, actually. It's an Xbox going. And so anyway, will this make Halo great again? Let me answer that question for you. Where's the Halo post? You guys have no idea how not back Halo is.
Starting point is 00:08:40 You think Halo's back? It is levels of not back that you have never even... imagined, okay? Halo Pride month wasn't enough. Now we have second pride month. July is Disability Pride Month. Strength comes in many forms and every Spartan brings something unique to the fight. No, they don't. Whether you have a disability or not, there's a place for you on the battlefield. Log in to Halo Infinite and claim your free armor coding. So Halo, now is Halo going to to be the recipient of some layoffs.
Starting point is 00:09:18 This is what I think is going to happen. I think Halo has one more game in them. I think that if this next game doesn't, if it doesn't have a war zone level of success, I think the entire Halo studio, like the entire leadership team, and they're probably going to ship of Theseus Halo, basically, right? Where they keep like maybe three people
Starting point is 00:09:44 and they replace a thousand. And that's basically what's, going to happen. It's already dead? No. It's not dead. They're going to keep making new ones until I think it's done. Well, no, they made a whole new studio for it and everything. So this is their last chance. And so anyway, uh, this is it. And people, uh, you should change your Corvath. Nope. Oh, man. Oh, it's just not so bad, huh? Welcome home. Exactly. Please explain. You don't even need to. And so, yep, there we go, guys. And, uh, Spartan on babies with disabilities. What are they talking about?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Well, that was actual Spartans. The Spartans in here, by the way, they never took any Spartans that had disabilities. Like John, the, you know, Master Chief, was like a fucking, you know, Olympic athlete. You know, he was like 6'6,
Starting point is 00:10:36 you know, massively muscular, you know, fucking generational level athlete. Yes, this is, yes, we're discussing John Halo 117 right now. right. He was the average Spartan. Yes, that's it. So this is totally not even true, by the way. Complete bullshit from the story. And so anyway, Xbox is, they're laying off all of these people, lay off thousands. I want to say that if you are working in game development and you are on blue sky,
Starting point is 00:11:12 you're going to be done really soon. It's coming. And you know it's coming. You know it's coming. You might not like it, but that's what's going to happen to you. And the new gig is coming. Exactly. Kataku got sold off. That was a while ago, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:11:34 The initiative, Xenamax closed. Perfect Dark. Canceled. Turn 10, 50% fired. What is turn 10? Let me see what turn 10 is. gaming studio what is this
Starting point is 00:11:54 let's pull it up I want to find this American video game developer for Forsa Motorsports and Focus major releases recent updates okay so they have a hundred full-time staff and the last thing they did is they made a car game two years ago
Starting point is 00:12:12 uh-huh and so it looks like things are not going too well huh And so anyway, this is another, um, another apocalypse. And so they all saw, yeah, that's it. And who the fuck drives? I guess not. They have fired the founders of Subnotica Studio as well. Oh yeah, I have no doubt.
Starting point is 00:12:32 And what's this here? Spartans did eugenics. Well, the real ones did and the fake ones did. They both did. Eugenics is, like, I mean, it's selective genetics, right? I mean, there's a bit of a difference there. but a lot of people practice selective breeding. And so anyway, I don't want to get too far into that before I get another Nazi threat.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I haven't had one in, I think, two weeks. And so, you know, let's see if we can make it an entire month before we get another Nazi threat, okay? And so anyway, let's go back. We'll see if a few more of these are over there. We're sharing decisions that will impact colleagues across our organization to position gaming for enduring success. I recognize these changes come at a time when we have more. I love this. I recognize that these changes come at a time when we have more players, games, and gaming hours than ever before.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Our platform, our hardware, our game roadmap has never looked stronger. The success we're seeing is currently based on tough decisions we've made previously. Everything is going great. That's why you need to die. Get them out of here. That's right. They're cooked? No, they're not.
Starting point is 00:13:51 No, no, they're right. They're right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Xbox is growing. Xbox is, I think that Xbox is making all of the right decisions right now. I think they absolutely are. I'm a big Xbox fan. This was a smart pivot.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Yeah, I think so too. No feelings, just business. We're going to send them to Alligator Out. Well, I mean, some of these people just lost their drive. job, right? I mean, I don't think we need to send them to a fucking concentration camp, do we? I mean, damn, I'm like, really? We don't have to send everybody that we don't like to a concentration camp. It sounds like somebody else, right? Why not? I don't know. I thought we had like a whole thing like
Starting point is 00:14:30 that was a bad idea, right? But I don't know. Anyway, uh, prioritizing our opportunity is essential, but that does not lessen the significance at this moment. Simply put, we would not be where we are today without the time, energy and creativity of those roles are infected. Well, that's right. And so HR is working directly with you guys for severance plans, health coverage. Yeah, you guys are done. Y'all are cooked. And so anyway, that's it, to think they can get rid of 9,000 people and still perform the same functions.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Well, I mean, and everybody always likes to criticize and get mad at these studios whenever this happens. But, oh, and by the way, you know what else? You know, you know who owns Blizzard? That's right. Microsoft. Microsoft owns Blizzard. And so today is my birthday. I just got laid off.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Ah, Blue Sky again. I'm sorry, but anybody that's ever on Blue Sky that gets ended up, a senior 3D artist, and this guy is gone as well, welcome home, buddy. Welcome home. That's the way it goes. So Blizzard VP just told them the state work from home today. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I didn't realize Blizzard had any quality left to assure. Focus on your work as you try to ignore the blurring noises of Peppa Pig and Bluey in the background. Oh, geez. LOL Blizzard Quality Assurance. Well, hey, guys, if everybody thinks that Blizzard Quality Assurance is garbage, then doesn't that really just go to show why these firings are happening? Isn't that just a little bit of a Oh wow
Starting point is 00:16:25 Wait a minute Hold up Wait a second Ooh Yeah what's this And so that's it Wheelchair mounts for the wind That's right bro
Starting point is 00:16:35 You got Cadgar in a wheelchair And now they're getting wheeled out To the motherfucking building And so anyway You got this going on A crazy Crazy amount of layoffs Man
Starting point is 00:16:47 And Bandai showcase later on Yeah of course bro We got it, it's a two, 22 minutes. We're going to watch it. But we're going to finish this first. We are really successful at the moment, but you're fired. What a horrible thing to do during a holiday week. Phil Spencer is such a coward.
Starting point is 00:17:05 These people don't know the way it is. They don't know the way it is. They know the way they want it to be. But they don't know the way it is. And so they're back. home that's right extra day off it's ozimic brain the third treat is true we want to grow just not with you sadly this is typically how it goes i can't stand corporate talk anymore well we got another furry over here getting mad uh game pass is not doing well it has no growth despite them focusing on it
Starting point is 00:17:40 but of course they'll always spend it in a positive way oh man welcome to corporate america in 2025, it's all moving money around to posture the best results while treating people as expendable assets. Well, let me just go ahead and let's apply a little bit of logic here. If all of these people can be removed and the company still functions the same, that would make them expendable. I mean, by the definition. And I'm not talking about like, listen, it's not how I feel, right? It's not how I feel. It's just the definition.
Starting point is 00:18:24 and that's it yeah but it's a definition that that's not it's not my fault right i mean i didn't write the definition and uh no don't criticize microsoft layoffs this is the worst internal email i've ever read um yeah bro like it's bad must grow profits racist subprices are the most successful we ever been Microsoft yeah this is it and so let's look and see how microsoft is doing so who know all right so i wonder i wonder who the fuck knows what they're talking about here? Right? The guys with the green lines or the guys with the red lines?
Starting point is 00:19:03 Aren't all people expendable? Well, they are, but there's spectrums, right? Obviously. And games are just a little share of Microsoft. I know that. I know that, but the people making the decisions. Or the people that are making these that are causing this line to go up.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yep, line goes up. There it is. I don't know why, but they're complaining about arguably the best Microsoft has put out with Starfield and avowed. Both of those were shit. Well, I mean, like, Microsoft is moving towards being a publisher rather than a platform. That's clearly what their decision is. And also, it seems like it's working, right? I mean, obviously it seems like it's working.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Obviously, Xbox is not all Microsoft, but it seems like the people making decisions at Microsoft are not stupid. These guys know what the hell they're talking about. They know what the hell they're doing, and they're doing a pretty damn good job of it. And so anyway, we'll read a few more comments about this and the people talking about it. where'd it go and let's see if I can find it here and I had the post yep there we go Xbox that's right
Starting point is 00:20:06 wipe them bitches up oh not good disabled gamers don't want skins and games they want better tech to be able to game with their friends but awareness being spread about it shouldn't be an L take no it's cringe as fuck it's cringe as fuck
Starting point is 00:20:23 making another identity month for another group of people. Nobody asked for this. It's totally pointless. It's virtue signaling. It accomplishes nothing. It doesn't help anyone. The only people that it helps are the, in my opinion, let's be honest, a bunch of the white liberal Karens sitting in the fucking HR or PR department of this company that want to pat themselves on the back for being good people because they care about another oppressed group. That's the reason. That's where it's coming from. And everybody knows it. That's the last thing we need.
Starting point is 00:21:00 We got too many of those. Oh my God. Yeah, it's finding time to hop on RuneScape. I know, I know, I know. They canceled Pride 2 as perfect timing. Maybe I should do it after they canceled, yeah, the Pride event for sure. And people with disabilities are not proud about them. They want to be ignored so they can fit in.
Starting point is 00:21:18 In my opinion, I think people with disabilities should just be made, you know, like you just want to like give them a way to where they can be a normal person, right? I mean, like, I don't think people like, they don't want to be like, hey, by the way, look at this guy. He's got a wheelchair. Hey, look, he can't use his legs. Wow, aren't you guys proud of him? He can't use his like, oh, wow, look at this guy. He can't walk. Oh, man, imagine how inconvenient his life. No, fuck no, absolutely not. They just want to be able to have, we want to make robot legs or some sort of neural link connector to where they can move their fucking legs again. That's the solution, not making some fucking, imaginary magic fucking uh cadgar um uh wheelchair who the fuck wanted that nobody did
Starting point is 00:22:04 my disabled ass wouldn't wish it on anybody yeah yeah uh that's it it's any explosion it just happened absolutely not and so uh yeah it's nuts and uh did he is free oh lord i saw that i did i saw that and i worked in HR i got a new boss who wanted to gender each and every document two months later i was out of a job that's right but what you can Keep in mind, she wanted to gender...
Starting point is 00:22:27 Wait, she wanted to add genders to different documents? Ha ha ha. I bet she did. What a fucking retard. And so anyway, uh, there we go, guys. Uh, more layoffs as well will be announced today at Microsoft Xbox. U.S. offices will get the news throughout the day, so expect more cuts. Probably at Blizzard 2.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Man. Man. Microsoft and Xbox buying up so many studios just to cancel games, lay off their employees, and slowly put their entire identities, and frankly everything wrong with this industry. Microsoft buying a game like Perfect Dark and killing it, this isn't evil. It's mercy. Okay? Do you really think that, like, does anybody think this game was going to be good?
Starting point is 00:23:21 It's going to be garbage. It's going to be dog shit. They bought it and they aborted it. I mean, fuck. I can't think of any better argument for being pro-choice than that. It was a remake? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it got booed. Nobody wanted this shit. That's it.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I thought the gameplay trailer looked decent and good. It was all right. But that was about it. Made by them? No, exactly. And cert is caving the fat, save the meal. Sometimes it does. And that's just what's going to keep happening. And I think that also this is going to be the gift that keeps on giving. This is seismic. I can't keep up. The layoffs are huge at Microsoft and Xbox, and I can't kill it.
Starting point is 00:24:05 It's almost as if I was right that spending up billions to buy up games and tried to do a Netflix model for gaming was going to be a disaster. Called it when they acquired Blizzard, everybody poo-poot it. Now we're here. I think that these studios are massively overstaffed. And I think that if you raptured most of these studios, which is like 50% of the people are gone, or, you know, Thanos snapped them. I bet probably if you had, if it was the least functional 50%, I bet the studio would probably go on doing just fine. Yep.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Microsoft is also hiring close to 7,000 H-1B workers. Are Indians based? Hopefully Indians are based. Yeah, there it is. We'll see what happens. Look up H-1Bs that they requested. I guess so. We're going to find out.
Starting point is 00:24:53 And what is this? People dunk on stuff like Cobb, but they forget how big and successful these franchises are. Casual Andes are the biggest spenders. They sure are, man. And let it burn and something new rise from the ashes. That's it. And Indian based as fuck.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Yeah, a lot of the Indians that I know are based. So I don't know. But either way, it is a total and absolute fucking bloodbath. And I told everybody at the beginning of the year, I said, if you think that it's bad now, they're only getting started. and they're going to finish it. They're going to get rid of everybody.

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