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Episode Date: October 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Don't be a bitch. He's rifle. Okay, I'll try it. So I'll be assault and I'll pick instead of the sniper. We'll try the DMR. I've never done this before. So this is gonna be the first time. Got him. See? Okay, this is my gun. This is my gun guys. Shit! Bitch. I'm John Battlefield. This is me. This is me, guys. Okay, where are they at? Is that the assman bowl?
Starting point is 00:00:49 Shut the fuck up, bitch! Where are they? I don't see any. Baby, is that you? I don't see it. It's on fire. Wait, is he dead? There. Shit!
Starting point is 00:01:15 Where is he? Got him? What? That's been fucking go. Oh, bro. I thought he was gonna ride. I didn't know he's gonna res me. I feel like I'm doing really good with this one, with this gun.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I do. I actually think I'm cooking. This is my gun, man. Okay, that's a tank. I hate this fucking, dude. If I had the other. other gun, I would have killed him. Fuck you, bit. Oh, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Suck my dick. Fuck you. Yeah, accuracy. No, the guy had an advantage. Like, I was gonna lose that anyway. He was too close. I'm not at the right range where I have an advantage in that situation. That's the way it goes.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Shit. As in baby girls, that you? Okay. God damn it. See, it's two people. Bro, it's two people trying to kill me. It's always two people. And whenever I try to kill somebody, whenever they try to kill me, it's only one person. It's just me.
Starting point is 00:02:36 I've talked about this before. Okay. I'm gonna move in. I'm gonna move in. I'm gonna use the shotgun, okay? How am I supposed to know where he is? How am I supposed to know that? Why would he be there? I didn't fucking know he'd be there. That's not even fair. He was hiding in ten, Okay, watch this. I'm gonna kill him right here. Watch, watch watch watch watch what I do Watch what I do. I've got to be smart I've got to be smart I have to be a roach I have to be a roach. Okay, I'm gonna use the other gun
Starting point is 00:04:09 See see see that was all me. I did all that I had the suppressing fire see that that's my gun man. This is my gun Stop moving autumn This is my gun. This is... stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Why is he dead? Why is that guy dead? What, did he die?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Why is he dead? Oh, that's a bad guy. Pussy. I see him. Fuck this. Actually, you know what? I think I should quit the game. Got it! Okay, I got him. Got him.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Oh, no. Dude! I have to re-position. He said shit. Come here and get me. Shut up! Shut up. Alright, all right, I'm gonna get you.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I'm gonna get you. I'm getting you. I'm gonna get you, bro. I'm gonna get you. I was behind me, bro. Like, he was behind me. Like, that's not even my fault, honestly. Like, I think that's actually his fault.
Starting point is 00:05:59 That's his fault. He got me killed. Yeah, he was getting me killed. Shut up. Why are there women talking to me? This is this battlefield or bed bath and beyond? What the fuck is this? Can I turn that off? Where's the guy?
Starting point is 00:06:39 Guys. What? Oh, we can win this. Where are the bad guys? I don't see them. They're hiding. Wait, what? I'm gonna get them. I got him. I got him. See?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Fuck you, man. Dere a grenade? I mean, well, I looked on my, my radar map, and it was the, I shouldn't have done that. Okay, I'm gonna get up here. I'm gonna just shoot everybody. Where they at? There's somebody over there. I saw him. Maybe they're not there. I see one guy over there. Okay. Can't win them all.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Apparently, actually, I can't even win one, but that's okay. Is that a bad guy? Yeah. What the f- Okay, I don't know the bullet drop for this weapon yet, okay? Hasn't go, you. Shut up, shut up, man, I'm trying.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I don't know why, bro. Like, I don't, like, that's not even my, whoa, what's going on? What's going on? Okay, I hit the wrong button. Okay, we're good. But so he's just talking shit for no reason. Reload.
Starting point is 00:09:09 What do they, why they shoot at me? Why would they shoot at me? Push. Push. Shut up! They can't get me from here. It's fine. My dog, this full shirt.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Where are they? Dude, there's nobody... Oh! Okay. Wait, wait, we got the lead? Wait, we'd be winning! Get up. Get up. Get up.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Oh, that was a chair. Go. Shut up. Go. Pray daddy. Thank you, Daddy. Fuck this game, bro. I'm gonna move in. I'm moving in.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I gotta go over there. I gotta go over there. I gotta kill. I have to kill. I have to kill. I'm gonna kill that guy. Oh, I got him. Wait, I got his ass. Oh my god. Deaded. Our attack on Echo is underway. Collapse. I need
Starting point is 00:11:17 Shut up Shut up Idiot Why did I take damage Oh I see They're gonna come up through here I'm gonna kill him This is trench warfare
Starting point is 00:11:39 Got him There's always two bro Every time There's never two with me Nobody ever fucking helps me I never get saved I'm gonna save these guys I'm gonna John Battlefield
Starting point is 00:12:02 This is me I'm gonna do this. That's a tank. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. Oh my god, what a faggy.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Wait, is that a tank? What do you mean it's a fucking tank? We win. Now, I think it's interesting that as soon as I joined the game, we started winning. Let's look at a scoreboard. Top 30.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Look at me A dozen gold You're fucking shit Top 30 right there That's how a champion plays That's how it works That's how a winner That's how a champion plays this game
Starting point is 00:13:18 Right there Probably the best player on the team Do so? I feel like I'm gonna be real I think I did pretty I think I did pretty well on that game I do I unironically think that I played well
Starting point is 00:13:34 Like I made a number of good decisions Yeah six and ten That guy that kid telling me I suck That guy was 14 and 16. Probably his ages. I'm thinking about, should I use... Bro, really? Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I might use the long boy for this one. I might use the long sniper rifle. I haven't decided. PTSD? No, this is my best map. Yeah, it's my best map, guys. We're going to go over to this one over here. I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Apparently you get points in this game, too. So what I'm going to do? is I'm going to come up here, and I'm going to use the DMR, and then if things are going well, I'll move in with the shotgun. Watch. Okay, I'm almost dead. I have to be sneaky. Whoa, wait.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Ah, I'm back in. I'm back in. Oh, my, wait, oh, my God. I'm running away. I don't even see these guys. I'm coming in. I'm moving in. I'm moving in.
Starting point is 00:16:14 I need a medic I need a medic I think we're gonna I'm gonna leave I'm dead I'm gonna use the snipe I'm gonna use the big sniper I'm using a big sniper yeah I know what's necessary for this game I have to do this why are there so many women screaming I don't know nobody knows it's a slide why the fuck would I want to slide what am I a fucking seal I'm gonna get up on top of this I'm gonna kill everybody And also what's so crazy about this is that like they know where I am, man I don't know where they are, but they know where I am Okay, all right, let's kill these guys. It was my first shot not so good. It's okay Mistakes happen. We're gonna move in now Fuck. Bro, what the fuck is going on? Bro, the tank is moving me. I'm coming in. I'm coming in. It's time. Let's go where they at?
Starting point is 00:18:48 Got him. Got him. See I did that. That's how a champion plays the game. Leo, go upstairs. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? Hey, I said go upstairs. Get me up. Because this is not a game for kids to watch. Get me up. Get your fucking kid out of here.
Starting point is 00:19:15 You can do that a little bit here. Alright, I'm gonna kill these guys. Don't do that. Leo? Do you need to go to your room? Can't win them all. There's nobody here. I'm gonna go over to Eve. Leo. Did your movie turn off? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:19:59 Let's go this way. I didn't even see him, bro. Like, I'm gonna be honest. I did not even see him. I don't know what the fuck that was. See, this is what I was saying before about how there's always three of them. And there's always one of me and three of them. I'm gonna kill these guys right here. Watch this. I'm gonna do one more with the sniper. I'm gonna swap back to my other gun. Because I feel like, um, I feel like this is not working.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Because like my team, I think my team sucks, honestly. I think I'm gonna Maybe I should just quit the game I should just quit I think I need to swap I do I think I need to swap guns I'm swapping guns I'm swapping I'm swapping
Starting point is 00:21:46 I'm swapping I'm never going to use that gun again Like I this is that no no it's the gun's fault It's the gun That one was my fault okay I'm gonna be honest that one was on me I did that one wrong Okay yeah you got me But I did kill that one guy, which is pretty...
Starting point is 00:22:20 Wait, oh, no, I didn't kill him. I hit him once. Never mind. This is not going so well, huh? Just gonna use the... use the... I'm going in. I'm going in. Every time I have the wrong gun. When I have the shotgun, I need the fucking DMR. When I have the DMR, I need the shotgun. I never have the right gun.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Where are they? I see him. Got him. Okay, let's move in. I'm gonna put it, I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna put on my shotgun right now. I will kill. I will kill. There's so many of them. What the fuck is going on? This is insane.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Holy shit! Okay. Okay, let's move in. Alright, we're gonna move in now. Got this? No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Getting a fucking vehicle? No, no, it won't work. Bring in my shotgun.
Starting point is 00:25:06 I'm gonna run in. I'm gonna run in, bro. Running in, running in, running in. I need a res, I need a rest. Oh my god! Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ! Too slow? It's just too fast, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I can't fucking react that fast. Straight up, I can't. Got him. I need to know where they are before I shoot them. I can kill them if I can see him. But I just, I just, I can't react. Like I'm literally just too slow. But if I know they're gonna
Starting point is 00:26:52 to be there it'll be okay how the fuck do i miss every shot oh he's not in here okay dude that's not even fair how the fuck do you fight against that what the hell am i supposed to do it's a fucking tank one tapped i guess god i'm almost out of ammo how do i deal with a tank i think i just don't right i'm gonna go in since i'm almost out of ammo anyway There's five people here. What do you mean there's five people here? I'm getting up. How? I just I it's too much I I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I need a res. I need a res. I can't see shit I'm gonna run in. I'm running in running in running after run in after running. Fuck fuck. Oh my god Where are they? Is that a player? That
Starting point is 00:30:35 Okay. Okay. All right. Great. Shit! Take a rocket launcher? No, they're not gonna have another... I've got to get the space back. I gotta get back from this guy. Get them out of here. See, I can do it if they don't look at me. If they don't look at me, I can win.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Is that a bad guy? Oh, it is. Dude, I couldn't even... How is it that... I got killed by a motherfucking helicon. I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna go over there. I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:31:46 John Battlefield. John Battlefield. I didn't even see him. Who is this guy? I got him. Where? It's coming in through here. It's gonna come in through here.
Starting point is 00:32:31 No? What the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in. Where they at? Where are they at? they're at. I kill, that was me. That was me. I did that. Got him. See, I'm gonna get better. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use long sniper.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Cause that's 100% the better option here. What? How? I, I don't know what to do. I think I have to kill myself. I think that's the only option. I, I, I'm gonna switch guns. I'm gonna switch guns. I'm going back, I'm going back. This gun, this is not my gun, bro. Like, this is, for whatever reason, like, I, this is, no, no, no, no, this gun sucks. That was a headshot?
Starting point is 00:35:49 No, no, I don't, I don't even think it was. Maybe it was. It probably should have been. I'm gonna go in, I'm going in. Watch this, I'm gonna kill everybody. Shit. He tried to knife me. Come on.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Are you fucking kidding me? Dude. This is ridiculous. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. They're hiding. You're being stream snipe? That's, that's, I know, yeah. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah. That guy was... It's the fucking helicopter. It's the motherfucking helicopter every time. Where's this fucking helicopter, bro? That won't work. weren't. Hey, I killed them, didn't I? That's bullshit. Okay? That's fucking bullshit. Like, I should have got at least, I got zero damage on him. That's actual fucking bullshit. I'm gonna kill these guys. Man, man. Man. How about that? Okay. All right, let's do it. I didn't even see him.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Oh, he's Rover in this. Jesus. You're wasting tickets? What do you mean tickets? Okay. I don't see anybody. Okay, let me go over to here. I'm going in. I'm going in That's a tank. I can't see anything. Going around. Go up this way. That's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Owl. What does mount do? I'm getting fucking destroyed. That's a tank. Why is everybody in a car? This is bad. This is bad. We're gonna lose What the fuck? Huh? I'm going in. I gotta go in. I gotta go in guys
Starting point is 00:42:23 It's a drastic action I'm moving in on them Okay, let me go over to this They can't get me they can't get me they can't get me they can't get me they I didn't know it was so close I thought it was farther away Yeah I thought I thought I thought it was farther away guys Dude there's the only people here are the tank I'm gonna just shoot the tank with the shotgun bro like
Starting point is 00:43:24 like that's the best I can do this it's the best I can do like I I didn't know what else I could do like I I had to I had to do something like I had to do something like I I didn't know what okay we got 21 people left this might be all right how did I do okay I did better than I thought I would I'm gonna be on I think I did I did better and I thought I did like I got 20th I actually got 15 kills I thought I got like five to a tough game. Yeah, yeah, top 20 is pretty good. Yeah, look at that. See? You got to check your surroundings. It's just there's too much that's happening at the same time. For me, it's just sensory overload. Like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Like, I'm just, it is too much. I think
Starting point is 00:44:51 the problem also is that the other players aren't a different color. So, like, by the time that my brain determines that I'm not looking at somebody that's on my team. I'm looking at somebody that's on the other team. I'm dead. Because I just can't think that fast. Yeah, like it happens way too fast. Play breakthrough a rush. This is fine. Why? I think this is the best mode. That's not a fuck. I think it's a different color. Yeah. Like, I mean, like, for example, like, because like in Halo, like you play, like, you're either red or blue, right? So, like, if you see somebody that's red,
Starting point is 00:45:34 you know that's a bad guy. And so like now, for me... Oh wait. Like they don't have that. So they look the same. Okay. Okay. All right, let's move in.
Starting point is 00:46:27 What part of Europe is this? It's... It's London. Okay, I'm gonna try and go in with this. Oh, wait, I can spawn on a tank. I'm gonna spawn on a tank. Oh. Oh, I have a gun.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I'm dead. Okay. Don't s this up? Yeah, it's just too fast. Okay. What? Oh. Shit! Fuck!
Starting point is 00:47:23 The smaller mode then? Yeah. I didn't tell that was a guy. That guy was orange? Well, that confused me because I... Dude, I... Or the sensitivity? It has nothing to do with the sensitivity.
Starting point is 00:47:57 The problem is that I don't have good motor controls. So, like, my hand doesn't do what I want it to do. Does that make sense? Like it, yeah, it just doesn't Like, even whenever I was a kid Like I couldn't hold the tripod Because my hands would be so shaky Okay
Starting point is 00:48:33 Let's kill these guys I got them, I got it That was me That was me, I got them Shit! Do the LMG god spray? I don't know Turn on auto aim
Starting point is 00:49:10 I'm trying bro Like I've been trying that for a while I'm just gonna move in Okay Okay A lot of moving It's just that I think the game's
Starting point is 00:50:07 It's just too fast pace for me. Well, I'm on fire. It's just, it's too fast. Like, it, I don't know what to say, yeah, bro, get a jet. I don't know if that's going to help me. I don't think it will. Don't move, Blum gets you. Yeah, I feel like if I, if I move, I get killed.
Starting point is 00:50:51 If I don't move, I get killed slower. Try to aim at the heads. Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right. We're going to do that. This gun is ass. It's the gun, I know. I actually probably should use the sniper.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Maybe I should swap the gun again. That's helped me a lot in the past. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Shit. Sniper's easier to aim? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to use this sniper. Yeah, we're going to do this better.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Okay, here we go. We're going to be fine this time. This game, it's... I don't know if I... Honestly, I feel like I can't do it. I actually feel like I'm legitimately skill-capped. Like I'm biologically unable to do this. Hopefully I can get a res.
Starting point is 00:53:00 You're not gonna res me. You should? Yeah, I'm age cap. No, it's just like... Girl, let me focus. I got focus. I don't know how I hit them, but I did. I'm too slow.
Starting point is 00:53:37 This is... This is too much. Shit happens just... It... It's just too fast. Take cover? I thought I had cover. At least I killed somebody.
Starting point is 00:54:19 bro I guess I mean it doesn't matter I'm gonna die anymore okay you tried LMG as more bullets equals less likely a miss no because then I just miss my shots and I can't aim anyway
Starting point is 00:54:36 it doesn't really matter what I'm having a bad time I'm having a really bad time this is this is bad this is really bad come on LMG logic is terrible yeah
Starting point is 00:55:22 let's move in they're all dude they always know where I am Okay Shit Campmore Okay, all right I'm gonna use the other gun I don't think this one's working man
Starting point is 00:56:14 It's just not working it's not working Use ARs No I can't control the recoil That's the way it goes I'm 8 and 17 That's not a good one Very bad Everybody is so fast man
Starting point is 00:57:00 Get those numbers up It's not a sniper Sniper mat I don't have a sniper I have a sniper I have a rifle Do you see you aiming because of the glint? No, this doesn't have glint.
Starting point is 00:57:28 I killed somebody. All right. Okay. All right, we can move in. He's dead. He's dead. We got him. Shit!
Starting point is 00:58:36 I died. Ten and ten. I feel like that one went pretty well. Actually, I think I did really well there. That was great. Oh, that guy's on my team. Oops. I killed him.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Hey, I killed them. That was pretty good, huh? That usually doesn't happen. Oh my God! It's... Shit! I'm getting fucking destroyed. It's always two of them, man.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Every single time, it's two of them. See, I almost had that. Are you still top 30? I think I'm... I don't know if I'm even gonna be top 32 in this game. I'm gonna be... I don't know if I'm even gonna be top 32. I might be like number 37th place,
Starting point is 01:01:50 something like. that you're getting sniped. Even when I'm not, I'm getting killed. I'm going to kill these guys. We've got to pop off. That's exactly, see, this is exactly what I was saying. Like, every time I change my gun, it's the wrong gun.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I never have the right gun. Oh, shit. Okay, it doesn't matter. All right, I'm done. Like, I'm too slow. I did okay. I did do, I think I did all right that game. But I honestly, I think that I'm like legitimately skill-capped. than this game. Like, the game is too fast-paced for me. I can't play this fast. Straight up. Like,
Starting point is 01:03:38 you know, say, you know, take it or leave it, whatever it is. I just, yeah, can't do it. I can't play that fast. Yeah, the game's for autistic kids. No, no. It's just that, like, I'm a very slow thinker. I'm an extremely slow thinker. And so, like, by the time that I even acknowledge that I'm being shot, I'm dead. Yeah, like, that's it. I literally can't even, like, I literally can't even, like, It's just, it's too fast. Too fast, too much going on. I don't have the reaction time. You don't any thinking, instincts?
Starting point is 01:04:23 I just don't really, I don't have the quickness. I don't have the mental agility for that. Yeah, we got old, bro. Like, I'm old as fuck, man. Like, I, and not just mentally, right? Like, mentally, like, I just, I'm not fast. That's decent. Yep.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Yep. average is 127 oh really yeah okay well uh i think you just like game sense for fps well i don't know about that
Starting point is 01:05:34 average is not 127 it's no it's just 273 it says on screen yeah that's what it says there's an aiming one on the same website i don't know well it's not that it yeah because it's like It's not that I can't register. It's the decision. Like, it's the decision, really.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Like, that's it. You have the game since an 80-year-old blind man? Yeah, you're probably right. I'll be back on tomorrow. Obviously, I'll be back on tomorrow. And what are we going to do tomorrow? Maybe a little bit of that. And I don't know yet.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Probably, probably not more of this, but I've really decided. And maybe just hang out. I have no idea. I haven't decided. But anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. And I will be back on. Tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Our voice, peace. See ya.

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