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Episode Date: July 31, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bill Mayor met Donald. He met Donald, and they had a conversation. And now, for what I know you've all been waiting for, I'd like to give you my book report on my visit to the White House. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, oh boy. Bill Mayer got invited by Kid Rock to go to the White House. Yeah. Okay. As you know, 12 days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that was set up by my friend Kid Rock. because we share a belief that there's got to be something better than hurling insults from 3,000 miles away. Imagine that. And let me first say that to all the people who treated this like it was some kind of summit meeting, you're ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Like I was going to sign a treaty or something. Yeah, they're going to go pay them off or something else. Yeah, exactly. And we're a wild sentence. Yeah, well, this is the way politics is now. And, you know, Kid Rock's showing up to the White House dressed up like you. going to sell firecrackers. I think that's what somebody said.
Starting point is 00:01:06 I forgot who it was. I thought it was pretty funny and accurate. That's the way it is. I have no power. I'm a fucking comedian, and he's the most powerful leader in the world. Big surprise. I'm not the leader of anything,
Starting point is 00:01:18 except maybe a contingent of centrist-minded people who think there's got to be a better way of running this country than hating each other every minute. So, okay, so meet up in person. Maybe it'll be different. They will never forgive him for this.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Making a deal, dealing with the devil. This is not good at all. Spoiler alert. He's dead to me. Yep. First good sign before I left for the Capitol, I had my staff collect and print out. This list of almost 60 different insulting epithets
Starting point is 00:02:03 that the president has said about me. Ooh, that's a lot. Things like stupid, dummy, low-life dummy, squeeze bag, sick, sad, stone cold, crazy. That's about right. Sure. Really a dumb guy. Fired like a dog.
Starting point is 00:02:17 His show is dead. The 60, I brought this to the White House because I wanted him to sign it. Which he did. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. Okay. Great. The content president. Wow.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Amazing. Which he did with good humor. And I know as I say that. millions of liberal sphincters just tightened. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, Bill. Are you going to say something nice about him? What I'm going to do is report exactly what happened.
Starting point is 00:03:07 You decide what you think about it. And if that's not enough, pure Trump hate for you, I don't give a fuck. So, no, I didn't go MAGA. And to the president's credit, there was no pressure to. After we left the Oval Office, he showed me the little room off the office, you know, the one where Clinton used to... Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I remember that. That was a good day. The blowjob room. Okay. The best part about it is that I don't think that it's beyond Trump to have introduced the room as the blowjob room. I think there is a high probability he could have introduced it as that. Yeah. You've got the Oval Office and you've got the oral office.
Starting point is 00:04:05 The merch now. And he gave me a bunch of hats, but he didn't ask me to take a picture in one, which I appreciated. The guy I met is not the person who the night before the dinner shit tweeted. A bunch of nasty crap. I really didn't like the idea much,
Starting point is 00:04:28 and I don't like it much now. He thought this dinner was a bad idea and what a deranged asshole I was. I read it and thought, oh, what a lovely way to welcome someone to your house. But when I got there, that guy wasn't living there now does Trump want respect
Starting point is 00:04:51 of course who doesn't my friend said to me what are you going to wear to the White House I said I don't know but I'm not going to dress like Zelensky I'll tell you that I still can't believe it's so fucking funny let me see if I can find it
Starting point is 00:05:09 bro that Kid Rock went to the White House bro this isn't AI this is not AI boys like this happened he's dripped out yeah And honestly, it's fucking funny. Just for starters, he laughs.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I'd never seen him laugh in public. But he does, including it himself. And it's not fake. Believe me, as a comedian of 40 years, I know a fake laugh when I hear it. Good one. Okay. Example, in the Oval Office,
Starting point is 00:05:58 he was showing me the portraits of presidents and he pointed to Reagan and said, in all seriousness, you know, the best thing about him, his hair. I mean, to be honest, though, right? I mean, he had that shit lined up. Yeah, I mean, you joke around about it, but like, damn, that shit was level. I said, well, there was also that whole bringing down communism thing.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Oh, yeah. Waiting for the button next to the Diet Coke button to get pushed and I go through the trap door. But no, he laughed, he got it. I said to him at one point, Mr. President, you know the dog? That's unusual in the White House. He said, well, a lot of the presidents, they had a dog for political reasons. I said, no, people love dogs. That's what that is.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, yeah. Okay, that's true. Yeah, okay, yeah, I can see that. Yeah, maybe they do dislike dogs. Maybe. I can hear it now? Yes. I'm telling you what happened.
Starting point is 00:07:20 At one point, we were walking through his amazing, it is an amazing tour of the whole house. I don't remember exactly what we were talking about, but it must have been something with the 2020 election, because I know he used the word, Rigg. And I distinctly remember saying, no, there's no way he said that. No, he did not say he lost. Wow, I never thought I'd hear you say that. He didn't get mad? He's much more self-aware than he lets on in public.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Look, I get it. It doesn't matter who he is at a private dinner with a comedian. and it matters who he is. Oh my God, there it is. I guess, God, this would have been so much funnier if they had all had like McDonald's. If they all, oh my God, it would have been so fucking funny if they all had McDonald's. That's the only thing, man. Like, yeah, they're just missing Alex Jones.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I guess so. On the world stage. It's not AI, guys. This is real. That this person exists. because everything I've ever not liked about him was, I swear to God, absent, at least on this night with this guy. Well, this is one of the things that had happened is that Trump, like, there was, like, leaked audio of Trump, and it was, like, behind scenes, and he was talking like a normal person.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And everybody was, like, really upset about this. They're like, well, wait a minute. Is this real? Like, why isn't he acting? Why isn't he talking and acting like a retard right now? Yeah, I don't know what it is. but yeah, Ken Rock, mobster. Yeah, I love how they call Kid Rock Bob,
Starting point is 00:09:04 because his name is Bob. Like, it's just absolutely breaks character, you know? World's Great Actor? Yeah, I guess so. Trumpson's any personal? Yeah, of course he is. Bob, Kid Rock, told me the night before, he said, if you want to get a word in Edgewise,
Starting point is 00:09:24 you're going to have to cut him off. He'll just go on. Not at all. I've had so many conversations with prominent people, who are much less connected. People who don't look you in the eye. People who don't really listen because they just want to get to their next thing.
Starting point is 00:09:39 People whose response to things you say just doesn't track like, what? That's crazy. None of that with him. And he mostly steered the conversation to, what do you think about this? I know. Your mind is blown. So is mine.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Bill Mayer doesn't know it, but Bill Mayer might have just dictated two international policies. Yep. What do you think about this? Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I guess we could do that.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Yeah. Yeah, run it up. Which one? I don't know. Maybe the tariff thing. Yeah, what do you think about the tariffs? I don't know. I think they kind of suck.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Like, all right, I guess they suck. Yeah, let's just get rid of them. Yeah, that's kind of true. There were so many moments when I hit him with a joke or contradicted something. And no problem. A dinner? He was asking me about the nuclear situation in Iran in a very genuine, hey, I think you're a smart guy, I want your opinion sort of way.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Oh, my God. Well, Bill, you didn't tell us that we have to, well, you didn't tell him to bomb Iran. Did you like, please, please, bro. Please, bro, he didn't tell him to do that. Obviously, you're privy to things about it. I'm not, but for what it's worth, I thought the Obama deal was worth letting play out because we made Iran destroy 98% of the uranium, and they were 15 years away from a bomb.
Starting point is 00:11:23 And then I said to... That was not 15 years ago. That's the problem. But we got rid of that. You got rid of that. Oh. He didn't get mad or call me a left-wing lunatic. He took it in.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I told him I thought parts of his plan for Gaza were wacky. I love how people are like shocked by this. As if it's a big surprise. Yeah. No shit. Duh. Absolutely. Of course this is what happens. But that I had supported him in the idea that Gaza could be Dubai instead of hell.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Oh. I told him he was wrong when he tweeted the night before that I was critical of all things Trump. Not true. Check the tapes. I think Bill Mayer has been very fair. All things considered, I think he has been extremely fair to Trump. For better or for worse. Did he expect the public hanging? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Well, I think that a lot of people like, a lot of people have turned him into like this like super, like they've turned him into something that's larger than a person. And I think that that's why a lot of this type of messaging is surprising to people is because it's like, actually no, this is just some random guy. A comic fulfillment? Yeah. The embassy to Jerusalem loved it. The border did need to be controlled. I'm glad the cops are getting morale back. DEI had gone too far.
Starting point is 00:12:53 That's right. Biological men shouldn't be playing women's sports. Europe should pay for their defense. That's right. And of course, it makes... I like this guy. That Arab countries should take in Arab refugees. Hey!
Starting point is 00:13:06 Yeah, what the fuck? Why do they have to go to Germany? The million Syrians who wound up in Germany when Saudi Arabia took none. He said to me... Hey, you know what? Thank fucking God. I am so glad. that more people are starting to...
Starting point is 00:13:26 Well, no, pre-watch. No, it's a fucking fact. Everybody knows this. Everybody fucking knows this. I am so happy about this. I've been waiting on this for a while. I said, well, you should remind your boyfriend in Saudi Arabia that the next time you see him. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:14:09 There's no way. He laughed. I never felt I had to walk on... just give a fuck. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, okay. And eggshells around him. And honestly, I voted for Clinton and Obama,
Starting point is 00:14:28 but I would never feel comfortable talking to them the way I was able to talk with Donald Trump. That's just how it went down, make it to what you will. Me, I feel it's emblematic of what the... I feel like you could really get down and talk with old Bill Clinton. Obama, you know, maybe he's a little bit,
Starting point is 00:14:45 like uptight, but I feel like if you had a conversation with Bill Clinton, like, you could get down to business real quick. Democrats are so unpopular these days. Slick Willie? Yeah. He was even okay when I checked him on the orangutangang. Trump suits. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:15:07 He was. No, he said to Dana White, you know, Bill said my father was an orangutang, and I really love my father. And I said, well, Mr. President, I did that because I didn't like what you were doing regarding Obama's birth origins. I thought that was low. Again, no anger, just a little smile as if to say, yeah, I get it. Yeah, because it's fucking obvious. Yeah, it's completely fucking up.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Fair enough. Yeah, I guess so. Right? Because, yeah, of course. The most surreal part of the whole night was when I got home. I flew back right after the dinner, and I'm in bed watching 60 minutes. from the night before. And there's Trump in one of their stories,
Starting point is 00:16:02 standing at a podium in a room that looked to me like one of the rooms and places we'd just been in. Yeah, sure. And he's ranting, disgusting. You're a terrible person. And I'm like, who's that guy? What happened to Glinda the Goodwitch? He's entertaining.
Starting point is 00:16:25 And why can't we get the guy I met to be the public guy? And I'm not saying it's our responsibility to do that. It's not. I'm just reporting exactly what I saw over two years. saw over two and a half hours. I went into the mine and that's what's down there. That's the thing is I remember again with that leaked audio where Trump was being normal, people were very unsettled by this. They were like, wait a minute. Are you telling me that all this time pull it up? I don't remember. It was so long ago, I don't even remember what it was.
Starting point is 00:17:09 It was so, I actually, I cannot find it. It was. It was. I actually, I cannot find it. it was like fucking eight years ago or something like that. It's just a character he plays. Yeah, but like, I think Bill's right that it is a little bit unsettling that he's playing a character while being the president. You know, like, that is, that gets me a little bit on edge. Uh-oh. Oh, what's going on here?
Starting point is 00:17:41 A crazy person doesn't live in the White House. A person. who plays a crazy person on TV. A lot lives there, which I know is fucked up. It's just not as fucked up as I thought it was. And I have no illusions now that I'm back to work at my job, that he might start a new list. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Because I don't have a good feeling and will be critical about a lot of what he's doing, the trade war in disappearing people, ruling by decree, threatening. I love how the term disappear. people has just come out where it's like, no, you're getting deported for breaking the rules of the green card. You're not being disappeared. This is not happening. It's not disappearing people. If he disappeared them, you wouldn't know where they went.
Starting point is 00:18:38 But we all know where they are. Judges, gutting the government with glee. But I also think he now understands I have a job to do, or at least he did on this night, because he said to me early on. He knows that what is. last episode, which was the Friday before this dinner, and he said, I thought maybe you'd be nice, but you'd hit me really hard. I did, because I'm not going to pull my punches that presidents get to propose a third term for themselves.
Starting point is 00:19:08 He understood that. There's more about this, by the way. There's going to be more. And without animus, that doesn't mean he's not going to try to do it. Yes. At one point, I said to him, You're scaring people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?
Starting point is 00:19:33 And I know now you're all saying, and what did he say to that? Honestly, I don't remember. But it wasn't okay, I'll stop. So MAGIFANs, don't worry. Your boy gave me nothing. Thank God. I was worried he was going to stop the content. I was worried the show was about to be over.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Fuck. Fuck, bro. All right. Good. We're still in business. Great. Can't stop, won't stop? Yeah, I guess so. Hats in a very generous amount of time and a willingness to listen and accept me as a possible friend, even though I'm not MAGA, which was the point of the dinner. My favorite part of the whole night was we were standing in the blowjob row.
Starting point is 00:20:21 And he said, you know, I've heard from a lot of people who really, really liked that we're having this dinner. Not all, but a lot. And I said, same. A lot of people told me they loved it. not all. And we agree. Well, the reason why it's not all is that the people that don't like it are the mentally ill tone policing Karens that make everything worse. That's the other, remember the other group that causes all the problems in society? That's them. Yeah. The people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you. Don't talk as opposed to what? They don't even like themselves. Writing the same editorial for the million
Starting point is 00:21:10 time and making 25-hour speeches into the wind. Really? That's... Someone, yeah, you gave a Nazi a platform, bro. Like, it's... Bro, I'm not saying this guy. I think he's just meaming around, right?
Starting point is 00:21:24 But like, yeah, you gave a Nazi a platform. Bro, get this, like, any of this complaining about giving a person a platform shit, the moment that I hear that, I just know to myself that I'm talking to a bitch. I'm talking to a bitch. I'm talking to a bitch.
Starting point is 00:21:40 that loves to cry. And that's the first thing. I hear that, I'm done. I stop paying attention to it. I stop thinking about it. I'm done. You don't want to have a conversation. You just want to tell people who you can and can't talk to.
Starting point is 00:21:55 It's so annoying. Liberals have. He takes the piss out of everybody else and we can hold ours. Okay. That's my report. You can hate me for it, but I'm not a liar. Trump was gracious and measured. and why he isn't that in other settings.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I don't know, and I can't answer, and it's not my place to answer. I'm just telling you what I saw, and I wasn't high. Damn, missed opportunity. Yeah, getting high in the White House. That'd be perfect, bro. Yeah, exactly. And anyway, no, I think this is really,
Starting point is 00:22:41 this is the way it is with a lot of people. I think this is great, right? I mean, it's a great thing. And the more people that are out there talking about stuff and interacting with each other, this is a huge positive. I'm really happy about this and it's great. And there's more to it, by the way.
Starting point is 00:22:58 It's not even over. They brought in. So somebody said that Steve Bannon is Gavin Newsom's warrior. Bro, what the fuck? I don't know how that happened. How'd that even happen? Oh, my God. Hold up, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Yes, exactly. Holy fucking shit. And so anyway, yeah, I did think this was funny. But fuck, now I can't see it. Yes, yes, exactly. And so anyway, no, I think that there are a lot of people. I am so glad to see normal people being willing to have conversations with each other. And like not all of these like rules where it's like these are the people that you can and can interact with.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Like, I think that if you play into those freaks, that's all you're going to have as part of your audience. You're just going to have an audience full of weird freaks that want to tell you what to do, man. And so I'm really glad to see it, man. I'm very happy to see it. Karen's got a long way to go. Yeah, you have to stop the Karen's. And hopefully that's just what's going to happen. This is how opposition should be covering.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah, of course. You've got to have a conversation with it, etc. It's how, like, Twitter went mental about pirate talking to you. Yes, I'm one of the other people that they get really mad about if somebody interacts with me. So, like, I have a lot of, like, personal sympathy. for this. And for me, I've told people before, like, I will have and talk about anything. I don't care. And if people are upset about, like, a video that I'm watching or something that I'm, I'm, like, getting into or getting involved with, and, like, they're getting mad that I'm talking about this.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I think it's funny. I think it's funny. And they're not worth being taken seriously. The devil may cry lovers now hate the show because Addy talked to you. I saw that. There were so mad, bro. Like, it's just, it's so funny how much people like that love to cry. But again, on Twitter, the thing is on Twitter is that most of the people that cry like this on Twitter are just losers. Really? That's what they're losers. So why would you even take anything they're saying or doing seriously at all? Yeah, that's it. So it's like I, I really, and somebody say I'm a loser, that's fine. You have to take what I'm saying seriously either either. But like, Either yourself. But like any of this, here's this good sign. Yeah, exactly. We used to celebrate open dialogue with the opposing side. Yeah, I know. Well, that was a long time ago. But anyway, let's go back. There's even more to this.
Starting point is 00:25:37 All right. He was the White House Chief Trudder. It's now host the War Room podcast, Steve Bannon, who's global security analyst for Washington Post Intelligence and author of IS Under Heaven, Josh Rogan. And he hosts Peers Morgan uncensored on YouTube, Peers Morgan. All right, here are the questions. See, this, this right here, this is the kind of nightmare blunt rotation lineup that you need for television shows. This is the kind of, like, this right here, this is what you need to have. Yeah, it looks like fun. Exactly. From the people, what does the panel think about reports that the Trump administration plans to hold a military parade on the 20th, on the 250th anniversary of, the Army's founding, which also happens to be Trump's birthday.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Oh, goody, tanks in the streets, huh? Oh, God. Is that a good thing? Do you think to see? I think it's fantastic, though. I completely agree. I hope he does it. It's going to be so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Yeah. Government efficiency at work, right? That's what we're spending our defense dollars on and is it parading a bunch of it's a way to- Yes, of course. We've got a show. We got, if we, like, if we're not using the tanks, what else are we going to use them for? Fuck, bro. Like, if we can't have a military parade every once in a while, what the hell's the point?
Starting point is 00:27:04 People, as you know, Josh, young men and women to join the military to see the pageantry like they do in France. Yeah. That great July 14th, Bastille Day. Was there tanks in the street? They were tanks. They do everything. We do what we do in the UK all the time. Tanks in the street.
Starting point is 00:27:20 It's always been surprising to me you don't do it. Yeah, Kim Jong-old. What a little, what a little fuck. fucking bitch, bro. What a crying little bitch. And you see, like, this is what was soy boy. Yeah, what a rat.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Oh, my God. Because, yeah, oh, Kim Jong. Oh, but wait a minute. But the bad guy does it, so you're bad if you do. What a fuck, dude. Is this a Karen and this? This is a Karen. It might not look like it, but it is.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Russian does it too? Yeah, yeah. Putin. Beijing pain. Bill? What do you think? So basically everybody does it. I don't want America to get used to the site of tanks in the street.
Starting point is 00:28:06 That's what I don't. I think we're going to have to. Becomes normalized. What's behind the church-going revival in the UK, particularly among Gen Z? Is that true? I'm not surprised about that at all. It's obviously a cultural backlash from the amount of migrants, probably. And it's probably because these people feel like they've been displaced in their own country.
Starting point is 00:28:33 And so by being displaced in their own country, they go back to old tradition. I feel like that's what would make sense to me. That's what I could expect. Yeah. If you saw the state of our country right now, there's a lot to go and pray about. Yeah. There'll be nothing more finiter than that. Back to tradition?
Starting point is 00:28:51 Yeah, exactly. That's it. about it. No, he's not trying to say what it really is. It's the reason because they got a bunch of fucking migrants from random places in the world. Don't even speak the language, not part of the culture. They got nothing to do with Britain. They're living there. And then
Starting point is 00:29:05 apparently the government won't get rid of them. People are fucking annoyed by it. So you have a lot of young people and like their job prospects, their opportunities in life they feel has been compromised by all these migrants that they don't really want
Starting point is 00:29:21 in the country either. And so They see it as like a bunch of old people have sold them out for cheap labor from people that hate them. And so, yeah, of course they're going to go back to this. This is what I said before about how I think they're going to elect the new Adolf over there, bro. Like, that's what's going to happen. Like, shit over there is getting really bad. And y'all, y'all think, by the way, y'all think it's not going to happen. Let's find out.
Starting point is 00:29:50 No, nothing at the UthK. They're trying to embed themselves in the garment and change the country legally to be like the Middle East. well I'm saying like regardless of what it is it's not what these people grew up with right that's really what the difference is you're talking about England yeah well not England particularly I think it's going to be I think that basically I'm just going to be honest
Starting point is 00:30:09 I think that a lot of the like the migration problems in Europe because people aren't able to they aren't able to have a civilized conversation about it and express a degree of trepidation or a degree of distrust or worry with the migration, I think that this will radicalize people so much that they will end up voting for somebody who is extreme. And I think that it's already happening over time.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You based that on propaganda? Yeah, that's why I think it's going to happen. Yeah, I mean, whatever it's based on doesn't really matter, right? That's what I think it's going to happen. Kids are getting more religious? Is that what's going on? I don't know. I didn't actually know that was a fact, but I mean, I mean, church going generally has been going down.
Starting point is 00:31:00 My daughter's, too, her only religion is bluey. Bluey? Oh, that's the dog. I got it. I don't have kids. What does the panel think of Jeff Bezos's company, Blue Origin, sending an all-female crew, and Katie, yes, Katie Perry, and Lauren Chances, and Gail King, I know them all, love them all, hope they're all safe. F in chat, guys. F's in chat.
Starting point is 00:31:27 They will be to space next week. Is there any scientific merit to this mission? Yes. No, but you know what? I just think people that knock any form of exploration. You know, when I was born in 65, the first thing I can really remember as an existing human being was the excitement around the rockets going up, right?
Starting point is 00:31:47 And then it sort of stopped, and you kind of thought, I'll be going backwards. I mean, exploration, space travel, the bold frontiers. Katie Perry is not exploring space. No, I know. Well, she did like a, there was a song she did about it. Right. I wouldn't, I wouldn't go up there, would you?
Starting point is 00:32:03 Would you go up there? Absolutely not. I would. I would. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No. We should be cheering them on?
Starting point is 00:32:09 No, I'm sure it'll be safe. Yeah. But it's just, I wouldn't go skydiving either. No, I wouldn't do that. Jeff Bezos is my boss and I support him. You're a toadie little crawler. I see. All the lectures you gave us out here.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Hey, I'm going to get hungry today. I'm not trying to get hungry today. That's the trouble you see. The trouble is, Josh, you get close to them and then it starts to take over. Guess what America? Guess what America? We're all part of the same hypocrisy. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Including Steve, including, including myself. We're all. Keep me out of it. Yeah. Too late. Yeah. You're in it. You're in it, time it.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Yeah. No, we here. What a little bitch, bro. I'm not asking a question. Yeah. What a bitch. Mike Huckabee, you remember him? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:32:59 He is now the ambassador to Israel. Mike Huckabee, we've had him on the show. If you don't remember, he was the governor of Arkansas. You know, a very religious man. And I'm sure they're sending him to Israel because he's a great friend of Israel. I have a problem with this. You know why people like that are friends with Israel?
Starting point is 00:33:20 Money. Because when you know who comes back. Right. The Jews have got to rule earth under hell, right? That's the, that's the Or they all die. Or they all die. Either way, it's not really... Oh, fuck. It's one of those Bible things?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Oh, fuck. Come on. Are you kidding me? Oh, the rapture? Oh, give me a fucking break. What the fuck are we talking about? Wait, you didn't know that?
Starting point is 00:33:55 I didn't know Jews were like in charge of the rapture, no. I had no idea about that. Jesus saves 144,000 Jews. Right. That's not a lot of Jews. I don't think I'm going to be... That's it?
Starting point is 00:34:14 So, like, does the Bible not, like... It doesn't, like, account for, like, inflation? That's... What? I don't think I'm going to make the cut, to be honest with you. I mean, that's... That's why super-duper Christians love Israel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Yeah. I'm just saying. And now, he's... I thought it was because of money. Okay, um, low flow showers. Trump is... I'm going to drop on this one, yeah. No one likes a low flow shower.
Starting point is 00:34:45 That's an 80-20 issue. That's good politics, as far as I'm concerned. It's a daylight savings time. Now, that one I like, that one I like to be light in the evening. Yes. I'm not a morning person. For all the morning people out there, forget you. But getting rid of it, don't we have more light in the winter?
Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah, we do. So that's what we want. No, we get rid of daylight saving time. It gets dark early. No, no, no, no. What we do now is when it starts to get dark, we move it the wrong way. And now it's dark at like four in the afternoon. Good.
Starting point is 00:35:14 It's stupid. Should always be dark. That's what he's trying to get at rev. And the penny. Yeah. He's right about all these things, I think. Well, it's just good politics to pick up. No taxes on tips, all these little names.
Starting point is 00:35:27 It's somewhat of a distraction from the ongoing. Of course. And raise taxes on the wealthy. He said it last week. Is that coming? It's coming. But what about the tax cut for the wealthy? Isn't that coming to?
Starting point is 00:35:37 No, no, no. It's going to be extended. He's not going to extend the tax cuts for the wealthy. He's going to no tax on tips, no tax on Social Security, and no tax on overtime. So you're saying all the donors are about to get a tax hike? They're already screaming. But he said he told the Senate that he's open to when the extending the tax not extend them. Oh, open to.
Starting point is 00:35:56 No, no, no. But he's already, I think, and Scott Besson, the Secretary of Treasury thinks working on this, not to extend it to the upper bracket. upper bracket or make a new bracket in a million dollars. And you think Congress is going to pass that knowing who they get their money from? They do whatever he tells them to do. If President Trump comes in and says that he'll... Okay, so the Steve Benin plan is that Republicans are going to abandon the donor class
Starting point is 00:36:17 and then what's going to happen in 2020? Where else are they going to go? We got total... Exactly. Fuck them. Fuck them. That's why I see it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:27 You got a bunch of money. You afford to kick in a little bit more. Like, the only reason you don't have to... a bunch of people coming to your house sitting it on fire and killing you, taking all your shit is because the government. You got to chip in a little bit more. That's not crazy. Like, really? Just a bit. Like, come on, man. They're stuck. Yeah, where are they going to go? You got to deal with it. Why can't a middle class get something? Yeah, yeah, for real. Not because I can't force security? Uh-uh, bro. Like, if you, you need a lot of security for that. All of a sudden, they're against it.
Starting point is 00:37:06 yeah you're coping that if Trump has cut taxes for the rich well I still whether Trump does it or not it doesn't really matter I want it to happen I think that rich people should pay more money in taxes I do like that that's that's really what it comes down to for me but whether like whether you think like he gonna do it or not that doesn't really matter uh but like yeah agreed yeah exactly like that rich people should free fucking job back yeah exactly but you're rich? Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm saying I should pay more money in taxes. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, that's clearly, obviously, that's 100% what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:37:50 And then what's going to happen in 2020? Where else are they going to go? We got total leverage over where else are they going to go? Well, there's another election coming up. They're going to, in the midterms and the thing, but where else they're going to go? If you don't restore, if you don't restore the economic viability, the working class and the middle class, and you have to do that by, sealing the border. True. Right? So it's not flooded
Starting point is 00:38:11 with illegal alien labor. Number two is... We've got to take the people that are hiring the illegal alien labor and we have to put them... We have to use the judicial process to exercise... We're going to put them in jail.
Starting point is 00:38:29 We'll put them in jail for human trafficking. That's right. That's what I want to do. You might think that sounds extreme. And I would agree with you. That's all I want them to do. If you knew you were hiring illegals, human trafficking. Straight to jail. That's right.
Starting point is 00:38:56 They deserve it? Yeah. Terrorists will bring manufacturing jobs back. And the third is that working class and middle class people need a tax cut. They need no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, and most importantly, no tax on Social Security. That's another $500 billion a year we have to come with. That's right, Bob. It's going to be a huge fight. But the Democrats and progressives had control in 2021 in those first 100 days and they put up a no taxing the billionaires and didn't even get out of committee. President Trump and the MAGA movement will raise taxes on the wealthy.
Starting point is 00:39:29 All right. Let me ask you. Do you believe that when the tariffs cause huge inflation, the lower criminal class for that reward the Republicans for that all the prices go up? You see how he changes the subject so he doesn't have to acknowledge that anything like this is good? This is what they do. He immediately going on to the next thing. He's going on to the next day. It's about the tariffs. He's so annoying, bro. He's such a bitch, bro. Like, oh, my God. What a pussy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Because in 1890 when we had tariffs. This is a Karen. That's a Karen right here. You're looking out of Karen. The Republicans lost the House and the presidency. You should know this, Josh, but anybody. Because when we raised the tariffs on China, in 18, prices came down. We didn't have any inflation in 19. And we had the highest tariffs we ever put on the China. Hey, how about that dire. We brought back the dire wolf.
Starting point is 00:40:26 They brought back a species called the dire wolf that was extinct. Using DNA, they hadn't a fossil. What could go wrong? I mean, what, well, I... Just what could go right? I don't know. I mean, I can't...
Starting point is 00:40:38 Yeah, they're going to do the woolly mammoth next, you know? I think they made a movie about this. Don't knock it until they... In a hundred years, in a hundred years, they bring back Bill Maher from a fossil. That would be. Oh, that's good. They made a movie once about, you know, bringing back extinct species and the risk of it.
Starting point is 00:40:57 It was called Jurassic Park. Maybe you've all seen it, you know. Jesus Christ, what a bitch. And so anyway, the reason why it's important is that it's like, yes, a triceratops would be important. But also, it's a cat girl. And so, like Elon Musk said that we can make cat girls. And I think that really the dire wolves are the next step to that, the same as they had the woolly mammoth genes spliced into mice?
Starting point is 00:41:26 Like, I really feel I feel like we're going in that direction. That's what's happening now. I know, but this is... This is big. Well, but it's, it's not a dinosaur. It's a wolf. Yeah, but now... It's the first step.
Starting point is 00:41:39 And Bobby can... Also, by the way, like, what do you mean? Jurassic Park's real, bro? Like, somebody has a T-Rex. You just shoot it with a gun. Do you know how stupid these fucking things were? They're so stupid. Now you're buying them at KFC. for $6.
Starting point is 00:41:55 If dinosaurs were such a big fucking problem, they wouldn't have turned into chickens. Really? What do you think they're going to do? You're going to take over the world? They're dumb as fuck. He says it tastes like chicken. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, see, bro, like, oh my God. Like, they lost to Iraq. Yeah, they lost to Iraq. And so anyway, no, I don't know what the hell people are thinking, man. Like, they're out of their goddamn mind. And when you put it that way, yeah, see, I'm not worried about a dinosaur. Why the fuck I'd be worried about a dinosaur?
Starting point is 00:42:35 Well, absolutely. What if all the dinosaurs vote Democrat? They do. We saw them in the rallies.

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