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Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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I apologize. I know a lot of you guys were just looking forward to some gaming. I got a stream extra long today. I don't know if I'll be able to do that, but we'll play at least a little bit, right? And try to make some more progress. Oh, okay. I remember I died and some guy somehow invaded me. And I've got to go all the way through the entire area to get it back. This is going to take a bit. Okay. Go ahead and tell me. put it back over the other world. Gotcha bitch.

What's this? Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh, can I open this? Oh, activate. Oh, I didn't even have this open. Oh, fuck. Okay. Damn, I had no idea.

Okay. We'll kill him too. Yeah, this dual-wheeled attack is really, really strong. Yeah, this way he can't respawn them, which helps out a lot, too. I just want to kill as many of these It's fast, yeah it is. And it interrupts their attack, which is what really matters the most.

I'm enjoying playing this game a lot more this time around than I was back on the, on the first time I played it. Kill all these guys too. Gotcha bitch. Got him, all right. Oh, he throwing bombs at me. Got him. We got a lot of these fuckers here, huh?

Okay, this is where I was at before. Talk. You. How about? Yes. The sorcerer I was traveling with said the trinket I woe was actually some kind of ancient magical accessory said it would toughen my skin against harm if I let him reinvigorate it with his sorcery.

As you can see, he did that sure enough. Stupid bastard. Uh-oh. But he was a stupid bastard with coin and a mercenaries got to make a living. Wilmark wanted protection for a journey to Monssted. Thought there was powerful magic here for the finding. But the coward ran off when some creatures appeared soon after I started petrifying. Uh-oh.

They couldn't take my head. But hopefully they hunted him down. Yeah? Oh shit. So, looks like my blades for hire again. When I can swing it. Get this damn thing off me and I'll be in your debt. And who doesn't appreciate having a favor in the pocket?

Get this. Okay. Uh, well, I don't know how to get it off. I have no idea how. I can't loot that item either. I guess we'll probably figure it out just by playing. Probably not that complicated. Okay, let's go up to the top.

Um, what is over here? This is just a bunch of nothing. That's how I gotta kill him, bro. Okay, this is why I think it's the shortcut, right? Yeah, it is. Okay, good. And then we just move this ladder down. This is big dick. Okay, here we go.

Go up to the top. Go up to the top too. A little game, it's called Wards of the Fallen. See what I was saying? I feel like that second attack really helps me out a lot. Yeah, huge, huge improvement there. Um, I feel like I can hear sounds. But let me go down here first.

Because I feel like I'm missing out on something. Like I didn't explore this whole other area enough, especially since I'm in the unbarrel realm. anyway. So I can just do this now. Is this where that big cock sucker was? No. Because I remember a cocksucker, but I forgot where he was. I don't think we need to go over there either. Hit that. Yeah, see, I don't know how like, okay, yeah, so I have been here before. Maybe it's over this way. Damn, bro. I don't know where the fuck I'm going. Here you are again. Oh, here it is. If having your eyes open to the humble realm hasn't driven you

mad yet then maybe you'll endure although you never really get used to it you just learn to balance on the edge and ignore the whispers telling you to jump okay i'm gonna put a checkpoint down here yeah i feel like we need a checkpoint okay we're about over here yeah even my running attack there's a ton of damage oh it's this guy kill him right now um okay there it is That was easy. I thought that was gonna be way harder. What the fuck is that? Who? I knew that shit was about to happen.

Where are these roly boys coming from, man? What the fuck? I need a reset, man. Okay, and there's where I was just that. Yeah, I really need a reset. Okay, and I think we did pretty much everything there anyway. Oh. Got it. All right. What the fuck is this? Okay.

Watch this. Watch me get them. Watch me get his ass. Why is he so hard? Ass. Bitch ass. Bitch, get out of my... Get out of my fucking life. What a cock sucker he was.

Jesus, what a cock sucker. You don't see cock suckers like that every day. That's a rare occurrence. I go around. Damn, that hit me for a lot. Okay, is there anybody else? Let's go after this. guy. So it looks like we've cleaned everything up though, right? On the positive side? Oh, I didn't even

see this. Oh, wow. Oh, what's this fat ugly bitch? Oh no, I got poison. Hmm, let's see. Okay, uh, inventory, purifying bomb. What does pure, uh, poison cure use? Okay. Damn, what a waste that was. I had to use that bullshit over nothing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got it. Nice. Let's look around. I think we have to go this way next.

Yeah, we do. Let's drop the ladder. We're making really good progress, by the way. I'm just thinking, like, is it worth it for me to go over there? I feel like it is. Because, like, we can always reset. It's actually good to get that, too. Shedunjo Wisbuno's pier.

Okay. We don't really need that, but it's nice to have, I guess. Okay, let's look around, all right, and that's another. And what over here? Okay, we already killed... Oh, oh, I know where we're at. Okay, let's go to where that ladder would have been. So logically, the ladder would be right around here.

Is that correct? Yes. Okay, great. So now we can make a little bit more progress. And we did do that area. I remember it. I might be retracing my steps. I'm retracing my steps.

I can tell that I am. Okay, and so this should be a shortcut, and then I can use this to get out of the umbral realm. Hurry up. I'm fine. Don't worry about it. Oh, now we've got the big dicks spawning in. Ooh, now we're spawning in the big dicks.

Nice. Okay. So we pretty much cleared out everything. I feel it was really close. Yeah, if you're a bitch. How the hell am I going to get over there again? I don't even know where the fuck I'm supposed to go. God damn, where the hell am I supposed to go?

Maybe this way? No, that's where that one area was. No, not this way. I'm super lost, yeah. Yeah, I forgot where I was supposed to go. It should only take me a minute. I'll figure it out in a second. It's no big deal.

Because I think I need to go to that one place that I was at. Let me see if I can find it. Yeah, okay, so I was there. Oh, that's another cock sucker. Okay, well, if that's a cock sucker, we've got to deal with him. Yeah, I think this is where we need to be. Okay, let's look around. Ooh, what's this?

Oh, this is the place that I've been to five times, right? Yeah. Okay, so this is the same place I've been to five times. Right. Okay, good. I was wondering if I'd be able to get back there again. Turns out I can. And then this is the place that.

that I had. Okay, yeah, I get that. All right, so this is where we reset. Oh, oops. Okay, let's upgrade. What a dick sucker, man. I thought that would pause it. So we're thinking a little bit about,

I'm going to put two points into strength. I'm going to put one point in the health. I'm going to put two points into endurance. How do you guys feel about that? Get a two-hander? I'm not sure if that's the right option for me, honestly. Then we already did everything over here, right? I'm so dumb. I forgot whether I did not. Unborrow again. Nice. Damn, bitch. Damn, bitch. Get out of my life. Got him.

Okay, we're good. We're good. This shit's rough. Damn. I'm getting my ass beat in here. Okay, so we, we, we, we made it all the way around. Wait, so if we made it all the way around, wait, what the hell? What the fuck? Oh, have I been here before? Oh, no, I haven't. I'm gonna just, uh, I'm gonna just kill this guy right now. What's this sound, bro?

What the fuck? This shit's stressing me out. Okay, uh, we obviously have to break this thing in, but I'm just trying to find it. There's one. Okay, let's suck that one. Great. And then we'll get this one here. Amazing. Yeah, we're making a crazy amount of progress right now. Okay, awesome. And now usually there's two of them, but it looks like there is... Are there two of them here or not? I jump down there. I don't know if I can. Bro, the sound. We got to go around. We smart. Let's go this one. Let's go to the other one. I feel like there's some. some kind of ambush that's gonna happen here i told you though sometimes i just sometimes i can just feel it like i played enough of these bullshit games before that like i can just feel when

bullshit's gonna happen okay oh man that shit scared me i wasn't ready for that at all at least now we know how to handle them right i don't want to use the umbarrel yet damn i got really lucky there too This shit is scary. I could tell that was about to happen. See, like, you fool, you, you play that shit on me one time. That's the only time it's ever going to happen. Like, I can see past the lies. Okay, can I go down there without dealing with any bullshit?

I think I can. Got it. Is this one alive? No, it's not. Okay, good. Wait, oh, shit. Oh, I see, I see. And now I should be able to open this door, too.

Perfect. Okay, and that, that's, all right, that's fine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Angel of the void. I like the, yeah, I like that. Okay, so we did all this. We'll go back up to the top again, and then we'll go this way. And let me guess.

See? I guessed. Damn, those bitches are enjoying it. I'm not sure if I can just avoid that demon over there. I think I can, so we're just going to do that. I feel like if you have a door like this, this is the door that the bad guy is behind, right? Because we already did this area.

A lot of these places look the same, so it's hard to keep up with all the, uh, with the style. So we're going to go ahead and use this since we're already almost out of the area. Okay, let's go this way then. I feel like this has got to be the right way. That's a boss. All right. Give me one second, okay.

Okay, who's my? All right, let's get it. Who these hoes at? Oh, let's see if I can level up. I forgot. I can level up. Oh, I can level up. Let's get another point into you guys get to decide.

What do we put our points into? New armor? Yeah, we'll get the new armor too. Strength? Easy. Let me look at what the weapons and shit that I got. That's big dick. Look at that. 179.

It weighs a lot. This hammer? This hammer sucks dick. This is a dick sucking hammer. Uh, agility. This is a dick sucking spear. A pole arm. Well, that's all right. Mmm.

I don't know if I like that too much. Faithful bludgeon. We could use both of these. big hammers do more damage but I feel like right now like we got a really good thing going let's see about shields what we got for shields all these shields suck dick all right rings maximum stamina and stamina regeneration ring which one's better oh never mind I was reading the wrong one okay yeah I got I got I got what I need okay this is just the same thing strength and endurance that's no big deal all right we'll have armor yeah

We don't have any new heavy armor to use. Which is big dick it. Oh shit. I remember this. What is cock-sucker want? Ooh, man. What you doing? What are you doing?

No. What the fuck? What the fuck is this? Man, what's that? Oh wow. That's a lot of damage. I gotta upgrade my heels. Run me and do that after this.

Oh damn, that's a lot. I didn't know if that would hit me just on impact. I guess it does. Okay, we're almost, uh, What is my sucker? Get the fuck out of here. What a dick eater. Upgrade the heels? Yeah.

Let's go ahead. Let's dial this up a little bit real quick. Right here. Why? You can be em easily if you dodge? This is a joke. This is a joke boss. The Describe harboring, many of the believing and yet, is that not a sign? Upgrade my ship. Our holy work continues lamp bearer.

See that? Big dick. Fellow sanctified vessel. Watch me do it again. May Oreas' divine radiance flow through me and into you. Ooh. Another one. Our holy work continues lamp bearer.

Fire charge it. By charge it. Oh. Fellow sanctified vessel. May Oreas' divine radiance flow through me and into you. Have we tried a shield already? It's not good. We haven't gotten a good shield yet. I gotta go do this. Ah, Gerlinder found herself a place to do a little business.

She hasn't seen any other grow-work since arriving in this shit hole kingdom. But, grower or human, sturdy armor and lethal weapons are a universal language. Yeah. Speaking, she's looking left in Mornsted a long time ago. Damn. Galinda is undeserving of what she seeks, traveler. And self-centered besides. Damn.

You would do well not to aid her in. You know full way. The agony Galinda can inflict on you as long as you wear those manacles, Sparky. My name is not. Silence. And knowing as he is, Sparky does possess certain very rare knowledge, Which he refuses to share.

She said, sit up, slave. But he cards this knowledge in crystal. And now Galinda wants those crystal tablets to help in her wounds missing. So, if you find any in your travels, bring them to Galinda and she'll do right by you. Okay, cool. As I would not reveal the locations of the tablets to you, traveler. Why not? Reason upon pain of death.

Okay, so I can buy stuff. Well, all these suck. Um, okay, let's upgrade. I think that we go and we take it to number two. Insufficient vigor. Wait, what? What? What do you mean?

How many do I have? It didn't even say how many I have. Where does say how many of my souls is? Oh, it says 400. Oh, right, because I just started at zero. Okay, so if I need 400, 800, so it's 7,500. So 7,500 times 2 is 1,500. And so we need, let's see here, 1,200.

We get one more of these. And then we're going to double up on it. Okay, upgrade to this. We're going to upgrade to that. And then we don't have, do we have any of these special rocks? I don't know if we have special rocks or not It looks like we might not have the special Oh, we have one special rock

Okay Alright, I feel like we did We did the upgrades We did the heels I feel like let's just go kill the boss Let's work Yeah Big do

Big deal I hate how much dead dead air time you have on this Fire just like nothing happened Do it see what happens Do it see what happens Do it see what happens Do as see what happens You're wearing out my sword

But come on man My fire went away This is ridiculous He's gonna do it here It's right Here bitch You out of here bitch Get out of my life

The fuck out of here What a loser What's this? Um Ooh, we gotta do the thing Yeah, let's do a thing Uh, how do I do it again? In death, may you continue to shine

As the radiant paragon you are in life And may your dedication to our cause Be remembered evermore Remembrance of the hushed saint Interact Wait, is this one of the big ones? Oh shit, it's one of the big ones Okay, let's do it.

Uh, cleanse the beacon. Uh-oh. I turned that shit off. We're bringing up Jesus. That's right. Okay, well, I guess I'm going to emerge, right? We got to go in through here. Uh, oh.

It's this way. Let's go. Where the hose at? What's this? Um, I guess I might use it again. No, little friend. Do you want to play? I know some fan games.

Are you hungry? What do you eat? Hmm. You're smelly. Maybe I should give you a bath. Yeah, get out of here. She wants a skunk as a pet. I intended to see if the ones who inhabit this swamp might be potential customers,

but they seem quite focused on heads, including the removal of them. Mm-hmm. So, I thought it best to keep my distance, in case they took a liking to mine. Not that many ever have with this face. Smart guy. It's an odd light that burns in your lamp, friend. Of course, in the darkest moments, the only light you ever really need is the light of Oreus.

He watches over his followers. He just does so in curious ways sometimes, that's all. Okay. Hello again, friend. No, it's not very good. I feel like all this shit kind of sucks, to be honest. Yeah It's like maybe I could buy some armor

But that's it We don't have any heavy armor May your path be blessed They don't want to see me eat, bro They don't want to see me rise I guess I'm going to level up Okay That's just the way it is

Let's go this one Let's see This is always annoying for me to do Okay, what's this other one? Is this and then I can press one, right? I can hear a talk sucker Never mind

No, I can't Panoptic ring Garbage I'm looking around I guess I should go down there At some point I don't know when I'll deal with that later

Go to this one I'm sure a lot of these boxes Huh I bet these fuck asses are gonna be hiding a wait Hmm And this is where I was just at Okay

Ooh that's a good one What the fuck What the fuck? What the fuck? Son of a bitch! Where are we going here? Let's see what I'm going. Let's see what I'm going to the...

I'm thinking about we get out of the unbarrel pretty soon here. Because I feel like, wait a minute. Am I in the same place or a different place? I feel like this place looks as same as the other place. I'm really confused. Because I remember it had that fuckass over there. And then, oh, maybe this is the other side. That's what it's got to be.

This has got to be like the other side of the same area. No, no, this is new. I don't know if I can kill two of them. I'm gonna get a heel. Let me a second. Hello? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, look, look, I'm in the middle of my stream. Okay. All right, all right, I'll talk to you later. All right, yeah. All right. Yo, bye. Okay. Um, there we go.

All right, good. I'm just trying to understand. stand like where the fuck I am because I feel like I like this area is so confusing because so much of it looks the same well these guys are having a bad time well they're having a really bad time okay he's dead ooh this is big dick we got it we got it we got it we got it let's go pendant of burden pendent of burden what the fuck is that increases your inferno and radiance to gain further oh okay I don't care about that all right Let's go this way.

I'm still like so confused about where the fuck I am now. Okay, so I know, I know where this is. Because I was over in this area. So that means that I need to go back up to here and go the other way instead. I wonder if I need to go down. It looks like I do. Oh, I see him. That's right.

You see like the lunge that I do without attack? That's what makes it so good. Um, borrow eye of the pale. bitcher. And have I been here before? Yes, I have. I remember I couldn't do that jump. Okay. Um, and now we need to get back up to the top. Okay. Ham, man. Like, I lost my heel there. I got to get new heels. I really made a mistake there. That was bad. Yeah, this area is kind of confusing to me because, like, so much of it looks the same, but it's not the same. Running in circle, Well, it's hard not to when the entire game looks the same.

Okay, uh, let's go. Yeah, let's go get that. No? Okay, I've got to go around the other way. Chattar's say the lamp will guide you. Um, yeah, I might have to do that. Because I'm, uh, it's pretty obvious, right? I'm pretty lost.

Okay, let's go, let's go get that guy. Let's go get him. Okay, he's dead. Jesus. They are just fucking everywhere. Oh my god. Okay, this has got to be the path out, right? It has to be.

Okay, let's do this. What the fuck? Lamp E shows the way. No, it doesn't. I press E, it doesn't work. Q maybe? No. Okay, let's go this way.

And this is where I was at before. and I jumped down here and that's where the boss was. And so now we're back where we started. So at least now we know where not to go. We know that there is a certain place that we do not need to be. Okay. And we were here. That's right.

Okay, so let's keep moving. That's right. Okay, so now we're back this way. And let's go ahead. We're going to go to the Unbarral Realm again. I think. Okay, so we don't click on that. Clicking on that is bad.

It's bad because you die. Let's go this one. Ooh. Oh, shit. What the fuck? Oh, shit. That's a whole new area. Okay, give me a second before I go there yet.

Yeah, I'm not trying to go there quite yet. I want to make sure that we get everything in this area and then we're going to go there. Can't win them all. It doesn't really matter because I'm just going to heal anyway. Okay, I feel like we did basically everything then. We did, right? Because we went over here. I mean, I apologize if it's tedious to launch.

It's just very hard for me to know where the hell I am and where the hell I am not. See, like this area, I don't think I was here before because of this item. But so much of this place looks the same. It's really easy to get lost. And then this is where... Okay. All right. All right.

I think that we made it, boys. Gentlemen, we are actually making progress. Okay, great. Um... Now, should we reset here? I think that we probably should. Yeah, let's reset right now. Upguard.

We're going to upguard vitality. I feel like I'm taking a lot of damage. We're also gonna rest. Let's go. It seems pretty bad. I'm gonna deal with dog first. Gotcha bitch. Oh my sucker so loud. Oh, that lantern's fucking good when I use it the right way. It's really fucking good. I don't know if I'm supposed to go this way or not. This seems like everybody's having a pretty bad time over here. Let's go this way, I guess. I mean, I'm not really sure. Let's just go here what do you want left it is yeah we're gonna go left this guy gonna try and shoot me with

that bow and arrow right i got a lot of stamina that's what really helps me out a lot too so what's going on with a little bit uh what's going on with a little bit of this oh what's going on what's wrong damn bitch what the fuck how'd i get hit this is a boss area what do you want this guy sucks Oh, bitch. Uh, what I do against this? Like, it's like a righteous bro? He got a lot of health.

I'm gonna just heal. Can I suck them? I have the wrong button. Yeah, dang. God damn, bro, I threw that shit away at the end. I almost died. Can you believe that? Okay, um, I guess we could make another, yeah, let's make another portal here.

I had a boss heal me six times in a row. Did he heal? I didn't even know he healed. I'll just kill him, bro. Let's get another point into endurance. You know, see what I'm saying about, like, this stamina shit? Like, because I feel like the more I attack, the more I'm able to attack, which helps me attack more.

I just feel like that's really, it's been putting me in a really good situation. But I wonder, like, if I'm going in the wrong direction, because, like, that was kind of a hard boss compared to the other monsters in the general area. And it makes me wonder, like, maybe I'm not going the right way. What's this? Bloodlust. What hell is bloodlust? Ah, it's a piece of shit.

That's what it is. Looks like we got another piece of shit, guys. It's worth a try. I wasn't sure. Go inside? Inside what? Oh, yeah, inside this. I forgot all about this.

Inside these nuts. Yeah, true. We got to get new armor, man. Like, I've been using the same armor for the whole game. And also, like, you. using these weapons. I'm feeling like we could skyrest, British. Oh shit, is this why I think it is? Open Doro. God damn. Bro, I forgot all about this place.

Damn, okay. All right. That's cool. You can do it with any two weapons in the game. Don't have to be the same type. Yeah, I know, but like, so I think that like really, I haven't received any weapons that I think are like really high value. And also with like my current amount of like resources, I'm, I'm just gonna stay in the unbarrel room. Who cares? What's up, boys? How old? Oh, bitch.

I'm doing my game. I just want to check and see if there's another area we need to be at. Fight the Red Reaper? I don't even know what the Red Reaper is. I'm gonna just let those agra first. I just suck his soul out, bro. See, like, I feel like we really... We really got something going on for us here, right?

I mean, I think that we're in a very, very good situation. Like, I know some people might disagree, but personally, I think that this is a really, really good place for us to be in. Because this is where those two fat boys were, right? What you doing, bitch? What? Like, I feel like this is really good. Fits Roy's glory.

Check the Embrough guy in the hub for a year. Okay, I'll do that. I kind of want to go to that red thing, but I don't. Let's go down this one. Let me guess. It's a cock sucker behind the wall. Oh. That was easy. D-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-h-h-l-h-h-h.

You're kidding me? What's this ugly shit? I just start cutting people up, bro. Damn. What the fuck? Jesus Christ, bro. Like, we got D-Day going on here. God damn. Do we want to go out on borrow? Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. Do I want to kill him? I feel like there's no real reason to kill him. I can't go over that way.

Fitzroy's sword. That's kind of a long boy. Look at that. And it's also got more bleed. So, because I don't even know if we're getting bleed prox on the bosses or not. I feel like, I feel like we're probably not. Let's actually get a heal. That's a big dick sword, I feel like that's a really big dick sword. I guess we're just gonna go across this. That's crazy that work man. Like, oh my god. Who's that little dick sucker over there? Oh, he's gone now. That's right. You bet he's gone. God fucking damn, this place is massive. Holy shit. Okay. I'll do. Take a break. Hey, look at that.

You're a lampy like me. I take a break. We're going to go get that heel. Tomorrow we're going to play a lot more of this. I'll chop me on end off. I might play that, man, the Gora games as well. I don't know. I might do that just to switch things around.

But I'm really playing this a lot. I'm not liking a lot. Melchia. He's a famous night. An evil wizard. Those spiky bad. I fell down. And when I woke up, Melchia were gone.

More here out. And he'd never leave me. They took it. But not to worry. I'm gonna get my heel back. All right. How did you rate this update? Good.

I've been having fun playing this game. I was thinking about playing it yesterday whenever I wasn't playing it. Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, it's been a while. I wanted to get into this and play a little bit more. I felt like yesterday I kind of had to get a... I stopped.

And I wanted to play a little bit more today. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's do it. Let's see here. What's the future you think of Schedule 1 will be? More drugs, more zones, more mechanics, and probably some form of multiplayer functionality and our functionality.

I would assume if I had to guess, that would be what I would think. Hmm. Reason why I have standards and morals? No, I mean, there's just other reasons why I don't do things for different things. Like, I mean, there's no... Like, I don't like ever... putting myself in a position where I'm like better than other people for like not taking advantage of certain things. I don't like that. I just feel like it's a I feel like it's kind of like manipulative and weird.

Okay, so we were here, we went down there. I talked to the guy he needed to get the thing. And so now we need to go this way. Where the fuck do we go now? Okay. Ooh, what's this? I think this isn't a bad one, right? No, it's not. Emerge from Embarral. I'm barely even in on Barl, so we're gonna just let that stick around. Oh, hi. Okay.

Got him, he's dead. I feel like we're killing him pretty easily, guys. Things are going really well. But it's that cock sucker down there. We've got to watch out for it. Okay, let's look around. Okay, and I don't need to go over there, do I? Oh, what about this?

Is this where that... This is where that cock sucker was. Oh, oh. Oh, go away. Let me try and get on this guy. That was pretty easy. Oops. Okay.

Ammunition as well. I've got that shortcut unlocked now too, which really helps. I took a hit from that guy. I didn't really need to do that, but I did. Okay. I'm thinking the best way for me to handle this is for me to go here, and then I'm going to suck this out of him. and then kill him.

This mistake. Okay. And then I'm going to go back up so we can jump attack this guy here. Huh, where'd he go? Oh, I see him now. I'll give it a second. He can probably come over here. Kind of annoying that he's not.

Okay, here we go. That guy has a lot of health, and so I want to be as safe as possible. I really feel like these weapons, by the way, that I'm using are really good. Okay. Yeah, like, I've been cooking with these weapons. This has been amazing. But we're getting a lot of these mobs now, which is kind of problematic. I want to leave the area soon.

Is this what I think it is? No. Okay. Everything's fine. Okay. I don't want to go down here yet because I think that the other path I can take. Wait, what's that? That's nothing.

Okay. That's what it is. Let's go back. I think you should fit Troy's sword too. Yeah, maybe. I don't know if I should or not. I feel like right now what we're using is very, very efficient. Patrick's sick.

We're locked down. Yeah, no, we're doing pretty well right now. I'm just trying to figure out what I should do. Yeah, now we're going to go down here. What the fuck is that? Go down here. Oh, that's it? Oh, well, fuck.

I thought there was going to be a bunch of other stuff. Okay, well, never mind. Let's go. Um, I guess I can't go that way. There's a bunch of guys down there. Okay, what's this? Okay, um, all right, uh, so, all right. Okay.

Damn, what the fuck? Did not expect them to move that way. Okay, easy. I'm running, I'm running. What the fuck? I don't know what the fuck that is. I'm out of heels. I don't think I can kill him. I think I can do it. I think I can do it. Man. God damn, that was rough. Holy shit, I almost got my ass beat there. I was out of heels. I was out of

everything. We're going to put down one of these things then. He got judged. He did. So, how are we feeling about before we do any upgrades, why don't we think about going And getting a little bit of big dick upgrades at the main base. Because I'm thinking about we go over, we warp, and we go to the main base. And like that's because not even better weapons. Like actually, well, I do want to use the other bleed weapon. I'm thinking like the bleed weapon is big dick, right? But because I want to see, somebody said I should go to this guy to talk to him.

Let's see what he's up to. Hand over the bowel of resolutions. A key to shadowed holes of the press. Now yours to indulging. Bearer of the lamp. Oh. Purchase socket umbral eye. Oh fuck. I got a secondary socket.

Okay. Um, I don't think either one of these are like really that great. Yeah, can I, I want to use this one. On equip? Okay, this is the one I have now, right? Yeah, it is. Okay, so I can't have a secondary socket. I don't have it yet.

Upgrade on Barrel LAMP. Oh, maybe I can do it now. No, I can't. I don't have an, a Tuvian thing. Purchase? Offer remembrance? I don't know what any of this does. I'm not sure if I should buy that or not.

Purchase. Chosen bearer of the lamp, like you, I served. Dread. It's a re-spec. I don't think any of these have any value. Click on it? Wait. So I click on it?

Oh, fuck. Okay. So this is just a base sword. We don't really want that. This is a spear. We don't really want this spear either. And, dude, the block protection for this. This is only at 66%.

That's really bad. Like, you have to upgrade it, it scales. Well, this would be my first heavy shield. Let me, I'm gonna buy it. And I'm also, I might buy Halibardo as well, but I think actually going with the weapons that I have now, I think it would actually be better. And the reason why I think it would be better

is because, The halberd was good. Yeah. Oh, let me change my weapon too. Because I was gonna get rid of this sword. Like this is a really, really good item, right? Like 136 base damage. And where's the other weapon I was using before? There's like some paladin Fitzroy's sword. There it is. This is insanely fucking good. But I need more agility for it. And it requires 19 agility. and I only have eight. That's the problem. Like, that's a lot more.

Like, that's literally, like, ten levels of points invested into just that one thing. I don't think that's worth it. Go Mega Axe? I crackerun tablo. Selfish and avaricious as Galinda is traveler. She is indeed skilled. It's no small feat to smith magic infused mammocle such as the one she used to bind Vito her when she found the weakened and injured.

I watched the cataclysmic death of a universe. That sounds pretty bad, right? And it came as close to my own death as I ever have in all my eons. Yeah. Only to then find myself once again in this world. Now, the slave. Oh. I have traveled to be born witness to wonders beyond measure.

Yeah? And yet eventually, time numbed me to all of it. Okay. I had cast off my mortal form long ago with no regret. But I was a fool to discard by humanity. I see that now. Thanks, Sparky. My renewed appreciation for life, for experience, for freedom is only made more.

Damn, bro. He likes to talk a lot. I only desire to be free once more. Oh, boo-hoo, war is me. Get back to Verve, while Galinda still has use for you. Okay. Anyway, um... Ah, you... So, weapon function increases strength scaling,

increases attribute scaling, Inferno scaling. Okay, so I can put, like, runes in my gear. What the fuck? Okay, so upgrade Equiprase. So upgrade equipment. And I've got, I think we should double up on knees, right? How do you guys feel about us big dick upgrading both of the weapons that we have?

Like, I, because like right now we're doing really well. And I haven't gotten to, like, I feel like the weapons that I have right now solve every problem that I have. Does that make sense? Like, every problem that I have, I feel like is solved very well with the, weapons that I currently have. And it makes me hesitant to change weapons because I just feel like we have something that's going so well already. But let's look, you're right, let's look at that shield upgrade.

See, it's only taking it to plus 68% stability. That's not very good at all. I'll do one upgrade and just see what happens. Now it's at 70%. That's a lot. That's a really big difference, actually. I think we should upgrade the weapons first, right? Like logically we should upgrade the weapons first

Let's upgrade this one more time Oh oh wait a minute wait a minute This already it already is requiring the better resources though I think we should upgrade these then I do feel like this weapon is pretty weak Boss items only go to plus five yeah And we don't have any other good shields at all I think let's upgrade the swords right now

because we could use the big weapons right like how about this let's do something this would be kind of fun to try let's try using the two biggest weapons and let's see how efficient it is playing with them so let's use uh the big hammer and the big axe right uh yeah it seems like the big axe is the best one okay and let's also upgrade each of these one time. That way we have a better comparison. Actually, let's do it two times because these are already the low quality upgrade materials anyway. So we might as well just do it two times. There it is. Okay, so now they're equal. So we're going to test this out and we're going to see if it's any better. I really don't know, but we're going to find out. And we're going to upgrade again too. And I'm going to

upgrade. I guess we're going to upgrade strength. I feel like, you know, that's a lot. That way we do more damage. Okay, let's warp. We're gonna go back to the seed. B-class strength on bludgeon? Yeah, we'll see. Okay. Nothing's really here.

Also, fat rolling is a weakness. Okay. I mean, do I just run in on him? Damn. So, what we really need to get an idea of is, I think that's a cock sucker. I'm pretty sure that's a cock sucker. I knew it. I knew that was a cock sucker. I could just look at him and tell.

Well, that's a bad guy. What about that? Oh, that takes me out of the area. Okay, I don't think I want to do that yet. Do I? Oh, yeah, I do, actually, because that way I can go to this way. Okay, I'm going to go up here, and then we're going to use the thing. Okay, here we go. Am I crazy for thinking that, like, this doesn't really do that much more damage? Like, it's good, but, like, it's not, like, crazy good. Let's try and do the running heavy attack. See, like, that could make it better if it can stun lock with its damage, though.

Because, like, that is, like, that's very, very high value. It's, like, the ability to effectively stop them from even attacking you. Can I go anywhere over there? Oh, but I can go down there. Okay, let's go back up to the top, because apparently I can go down this bridge. Swords are looking... Your weapons look cool? Yeah, they do.

I just feel like they're very... And also like when I'm fighting a boss, I'm at a weakness there with the boss as well. Is this? Yeah, it is. Gotcha bitch. Nice. Okay, let's go down here. This is a little bit, a little bit scary. Getting a little stressed out here. See, see what I was saying before about kind of like how like I just took a hit there from him because I'm so slow. Whereas like the swords, I would never take the hit. So the hammer also does fire damage, which makes it really good too. Okay, where does this need to go? Oh, I see. It's right there.

That's a bitch. You bad news on bosses? Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing, actually. Like, we're going to try it out, but I do feel like the swords are the play. The damage difference is... What the hell? What the fuck was that? What the fuck?

Oh, this is the... Okay, nice. I guess we'll just stay on the unbarrel for now. I don't know, boys. Okay, this is going to be a really good test. I feel like I probably could have done that with the smaller weapons anyway. That didn't really seem like it was that hard. Swords did seem better.

Yeah, I think so too. But I want to try it against the boss before I really make my decision. Um... I mean, I guess we could just do this, right? Oh, it tracks me. Like, even that. That's not even a one shot. And I feel like with big attacks like that, they need to be in order for this to have like high value.

Okay. Well, this looks like a pretty bad place. Yeah, it's a pretty bad place. Okay. More bath salts. We always need more bath salts. I don't want to, I don't want to resurrect everybody. Actually, you know what? Yeah, let me upgrade my guy. And we're going to go into another point into, actually, let's get a little bit more health. I think we're kind of falling behind on health right now.

I've only used one heel, so we're not going to do that yet. Infernal weapon. Well, that's cool. Interact. Use severed hands to purchase items to the Shrine of a Deer. Wait, what? I don't have severed hands, do I? Wait, I think I have nine severed hands.

Okay, so I can't... Well, that's fucking badass. Okay. This is like a multiplayer functionality, I'm pretty sure. Oh! I think this is like a cosmetic armor set that you can get for doing invasions. And I wonder if that's what that guy that killed me had the other day, because his armor set was really cool.

Let me see, yeah, it's not limited to PVP. Yeah, I know that. I think if you kill those red monsters, you get them too. That's what it seems like to me. I'm gonna stay in the unbarrel realm just for now I mean it's not really a big deal until it turns red and it fills up all the way oh I forgot all about that

oh wait oh what's this what's this oh fuck oh fuck I guess we can do this while we're here because I want to see how it works watch a bitch

see like that I couldn't even interrupt this attack very weak damage I'm really not feeling it, guys. That one didn't even do more damage either. Wait, where the hell is this guy? That? I've got to go up there and kill him? Who the hell cares about this guy?

Oh, guys. That was pretty easy. Damn, people die that shit? That's crazy. What are the odds? Okay, let's go back. And I'm thinking, should I reset? I think I will, actually.

Not reset here, but I'm gonna reset the- Oh, what's this? Why didn't even see this? Not a ritual hammer. Damn. It's like a caster hammer, though. That's the problem. I don't really see that having a lot of high value to me.

Where is he? The fuck? You can be underneath. Oh, he's over here, I see. He got bugged out. Ah, fuck him. Ah, fuck him. Ooh, actually, you know what?

This seems pretty risky. I'm going to go down and reset, especially considering how high my eye is. It used to be hard. Yeah, but the reason why this was hard was a bad reason. It was bad. It was hard for like logistical and like annoying reasons. Like you'd get you lose control of your character and it was like it's like the game wasn't hard like the mechanics were hard if that makes sense. Okay, I guess we're going to go up to the top I think that's probably the best idea, right? The eye? Oh, basically, so the way that the eye works is that if the blue eye goes all the way up to the top, then you get fucked in the ass. Do we want to get fucked in the ass? No. Okay, now he's spawning.

He's gonna do the thing and then we hit him. I would prefer for him to just pat around and that way I can get over there. Yeah, he is. I think I can make it before he tries to attack me. And that was fast. You see what I was saying about how like I still feel like a lot of these monsters, I'm doing effectively the same thing. Can they break that? Wait, how did he do that?

That was pretty good. Oh, you know what? Maybe it's only available in the non-umbarral realm. Maybe that's the reason why. I think we're gonna go down here first then. Got them. Yeah, it is. Umbrol I have hooded attenny. Okay.

I feel like that's kind of good. That's probably another one of those gem sockets. Now let's go up to the top, assuming that this thing doesn't, yeah, it doesn't exist now. Okay. Is this break? No, it doesn't. Let's go.

400. That's pretty good. I mean, like, yeah. I wonder if there's anything to look at here. Is there anything important? I'm playing like a bitch right now. Okay, we gotta get that item. Damn, bro, like this fire.

Axe of the flayed. It does bleed damage and fire damage. But it's not a big axe. It's just a basic axe. So, why? Yeah, it's very, very white item. I think probably it'll be safer to just jump, right? Ooh.

Ooh. Okay, give me a minute. Let's open up the chest. All I got all of Fitzroy's armor. Let's use this. Okay. I'm just looking around to see if there's anything else I'm missing out on. Yeah, so that's crazy. So they have like a fighter some shit? Okay, now, now we have a bigger upgrade. So this is actually bigger dick armor than what we had. Oh, I don't know if I can even use it all. 130, 136. This is the heaviest one, so it must be the best. And the helmet too? I'm curious. I'm

cucumber. I can't use the helmet. Okay, so now I'm as big and thick as possible. I wonder if this is even really going to matter. Let's go down here. So we did everything there. Well, it's nice that we got new armor though, right? Like, that's a good thing. And there's nobody here, right? No. And it looks like there's nothing there. Go up to the top real quick. And then this is, okay, okay, I'm starting to see how this all fits together. Oh, he's not stupid. Okay, now let's see how much damage I didn't take shit for damage there. I, um, oh wow, that's an elite. I didn't, that's pretty, yeah, he did a lot. Okay, um, let's look at how we're going to handle this. Oh, we gotta kill this guy first. That was a mistake.

You know what, guys? I really feel like we should use the swords. I feel like we should use the swords. The speed, like, Now, before I do that, though, actually I want to have this in my main hand, and then I want to have this in my offhand. I'm thinking that we also, like, why don't we go redeem the halibardo? Because, like, that halibardo could be really good. Like, we could do like Elbin Ring, right, where I have double halibardoes.

But also, um, I'm probably going to have to change my armor to make sure that I maintain under medium weight, too. Okay, purchase. Oh, wrong one. Off of remembrance. This one, and this is Hallibardo. 16 agility, though. Do I really want to put that many points into agility? No? Yeah.

Eight levels for Hallibard. We'll need a big dick sword in the next run. Yeah, but like I actually feel like using the dual wield is more efficient. Like, it's kind of like an elven ring where I didn't use like super heavy weapons, but I used weapons that were like kind of heavy and it actually worked better. Let me, um... Okay, I'm gonna warp again.

Only one axe? Yeah. You're a new eye socket that fears all mobs around you and I'm borrowed? I don't know how that works. Okay. Well, let's now try the sword and we'll see if the sword is any better. Because there won't be as many monsters here now. It should be pretty simple.

Stupid. I had to full commit on that one. You guys see what I'm saying? I just have like so much more control. Like I have so much more control over the, uh, the situations. Like, I just feel like I'm in a much better situation in general. Like I can roll faster. I can control every situation.

I basically never take damn. What hell is this? Wait, what the fuck? I don't have to fight a boss here, do I? Like, all right, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna have to beat him. I'm gonna assume this is a boss. Let's do it. Come here.

No! I didn't even do any damage! I don't know what he's doing. Christ. Oh my God. I'm cooked. I don't know when he's recovering and when he's attacking. He's so fast.

Oh my... I'm dead. Disappointed. I want to get him to do the jump attack. Fuck, those are my souls. I'm going to go get my souls. No, I can't. There's a wall.

Fuck. They're gone. Okay. Oh my god Jesus Surely the other weapons would have worked better right The guy's nuts It's scripted

Okay let me see Catch a bitch That's too bad Let me see if he spawns again If he does I'm just not gonna go here again Yeah that was no joke He just had so I dude that's too bad

I lost all my health there too Oh I just realized those things explode Did I not do it the right way? Is he pretty annoying to do it? Okay, at least I survived them. That's what matters. Okay. And now we're over here.

All right. Yeah, that was pretty risky. I think that with a lot of them, I should just use my ranged attacks. I think that's the better option, rather than trying to, like, force a melee attack. Let me guess. No? Hmm. Um, uh, let me just do this.

Oh, there's this guy. I forgot about that. You see what I'm saying before about how, like, um, like the, the range spells and everything, like, uh, there's just like, like, sorry, like, the smaller attacks, like, they're just so much more efficient and better. And I, I think that, like, the big hammers can work in, like, certain unique circumstances, but I do feel like they're very, like, uh, minority circumstances, right? That was stupid. I shouldn't have got hit by that?

Like, you think about, like, the amount of control and power this gives me? Like, I'm just big-dicking everything. Like, I don't want to talk to Fatty. Leave me alone. Get out of here, Fatty. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. No. No. No. There are...

Winners win. Keep that in mind. I don't want to attack him now. Wait, who's this fat bitch? Shadow Dix. We got Shadow Dicks. We'll open it up. Open up again, man.

Come on. This is dangerous. I think I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Actually, that wasn't what I thought I had to do. Did we just go and big dick him? What do you guys think? Let's do it. Easiest game of my life.

Damn, that guy was a real motherfucker, wasn't he? Holy shit, what a motherfucker. Oh, look at all that loot I got. God damn. Look at it. It was the overhead, right? No. I'm going to go ahead and should I heal yet or not. I think let's go ahead and heal so I can probably recover some of this health.

I shouldn't have healed. Oh, I get an upgrade now. That's huge. Okay, this is big good. Do I want to leave unbarrel? No. Let's kill these guys first. And keep in mind, I'm going to be able to double upgrade here.

I see. So this is a shortcut. Need distractions. See, this is the kind of situation where I feel like actually the big weapon could be really useful. Because it might be able to stagger the big boys. Jesus fucking price. What is this that? Is this fucking World War II?

I think it's only two, right? I remember that. Let's go ahead and get a heel. Damn, bro. This shit is rough. I'm kind of getting dick down. Especially, like, not being able to interrupt them. We need to upgrade our gear soon.

Ah, it's a cocksucker behind a wall. I mean, he's asleep. This makes it easy. That makes it really easy. Ring of Night's Fire. I bet that probably reduces fire damage. We smart. Let's look around.

But only at night. Oh, Drew. I really need to get a respawn point so I can upgrade my weapons. It's got to be soon, right? It has to be soon. Glass shard. Maybe this one? No.

Fuck man. Fuck man. Uh-oh. You're close? Okay. I'll trust in the process. In life we walk. That's it?

Wooden Dark Crusader Cross. It's kind of cool. We're spawned a lot of... Oh fuck, I just realized, I'm almost in red mode. Shit. I'm running. Yes! Easiest game of my life.

The easiest game I ever play. Now let's think about this. Socket runes. I could put the runes in here that make it to where they scale better with strength. But if I'm willing... looking to upgrade an item, I have a really good feeling that maybe I should change, because like, this weapon, it just seems like it's such a meh weapon, right? Like, it's literally just physical damage that that's it, right? It doesn't do anything. And let's upgrade these swords

two times. Because, like, honestly, everything that we've been doing so far has been working. And So like, I think we put strength scaling in both weapons. Like, I'm gonna buy two of these. I'm gonna do what I think I should do. What? Wait, what? Was it a triangle? Huh?

They take different... Fuck. Okay, well, now maybe this is better then. Because now it has C scaling. Okay, now we're gonna do an upgrade. and I have five I'm going to double I'm going to double you up on these again and then we can do one big upgrade

I think that if we want to do one big upgrade we probably do the big upgrade on the one that gives the most damage right when it upgrades it'll get new sockets too let's see if it does it still hasn't

okay and I can even keep upgrading right actually let me get 2,000 right now and that way I can get this all the way stacked out okay insufficient material oh oops uh oops that's a bit of a mistake okay let's warp you can make a semi-sammarie weapon I built yeah yeah upgrade the heel oh fuck you're right you're right you're right I even went to the wrong place anyway yeah let me go upgrade my heel thank you I forgot all about that. Hopefully now I get six heels.

Several of our... No canaan, a hallowed many have been Latimer. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Our holy work continues, so now it takes two. Okay, so next time I get one I'll be able to. Work to vestige. Okay. Um,

why does it have an exclamation point here? Lamp upgrades? I still don't understand. Okay, um, let me go back around and look. Okay, because I just kind of ran through this area as fast as I could. No fire. Oh, and I couldn't go over this area because of the unbarrel. I get it.

Yeah, now I'm doing way more damage, by the way. This is a lot better. You know what? Let's go into the unbarrel realm already. Let's do it right now. Big dick. There's nothing here. This is literally the worst possible situation I could be in.

Ho's mad! Would the Night Ring have helped? Let me see. Would it have? I don't think we really need this right now. We lost a lot of heels there. That was a pretty big problem. I mean, actually realistically, like, I mean, how many heels do I have left?

Like, I feel like I probably should actually just do this now. Yeah. I feel like this is just, this is a smart thing to do. I haven't used these for a while. And I'm down three heels. I'm about to go into a whole new area. Like, really, it's just smart to do that. Okay, and let's think about putting points into, I mean, I think vitality.

I feel like maybe we need a little bit more health, you know? Health seems like the right option. Okay, so shit's on fire. It's lit. Oh, what's this? Magma ring. Fire damage. Additional.

I don't think any of those are really that useful. Like, that's nice to have, but like, I'm not really dealing any base fire damage anyway. So like if it says additional, that means there should probably have to be... Well, I don't know. Maybe not. Oh, who's this guy? Yeah, and I also think that, like, just having better damage is just more important right now.

I can hear him. I can hear two of them. You guys see what I'm saying about, like, this damage? Like, it's so efficient. Like, I'm always popping off. I'm always dealing damage. I'm always staggering enemies with my attacks. I heard it's gonna combine, yeah

I'm not gonna use this yet but we will Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Wait, what? Well, it is the way it goes. Okay, and oh, I think this might be a shortcut, right? Let me see if it is. It does.

It do be a shortcut. That's good. What are doing? Okay. I don't want to have like any extra mobs, like trying to like fuck with me while I'm playing. Like come up from behind or anything like that. Okay, I can't go that one. What the fuck was that? Bro, I don't even know what the fuck that was.

Took a little bit of damage there, but I think it was worth it. Let me guess. Some kind of bullshit? No, actually. Grievous. Oh, fuck. Grievous damage. What the fuck is grievous damage? performing a grievous strike oh that that's um that's like a um like a knockdown attack i don't really think i'm going to use that a whole lot yeah you don't parry don't worry about it

yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna unum borrow well problem solved there this guy always lets a fire enchant right yeah he does these things do a lot of damage um let's do it again the reason i do this i don't know if you guys have noticed but but it allows me to re-gen my health. I'm very scared right now. Now I'm full again. And so all that damage I took from that monster, it doesn't matter now.

You see what I'm saying? Okay, and can I go this way? I can, but I feel like we're going to go this way first. That guy didn't do shit for damage either. Ooh, poisoning knife. Okay, we got two more of these. We got to wait for it. Yeah, more and more I'm feeling better about my decision to keep my...

My swords. I really feel like these swords are giving me so many, uh, so much utility, so much high function. Wait, what? Wanna go ahead and start some shit. Motherfucker. God damn. Jesus! Is there anybody else?

God damn. Okay. They're dead. Fuck them. There's so many of those guys. Okay, well, at least now we made... Sword Supremicist. You guys see, like, I'm just, bro...

I'm like, uh... It's like I'm cutting a lawn, man. A lawn mowing. I'm a lawn mowing them. Ooh, we gotta go up there. Why can I not move? I see. Just wait for a second.

That way he turns out. Oh, fuck. This Christ is fucking in the way. God damn it. What a dick, sucker. It's fine. Now, should I un-unbarrel? I think I will.

That way, at least I can get my health back. I'll kill this guy right now. This is Blightown. Is it really? Okay, we're going to use it again. Because as I said, I feel like I can easily handle these monsters. And so it's better for me to fight more of them at a time. And I feel like also...

Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! I don't know how the fuck that thing saw me. Make sure I get that health back right now. Before it's too late. You guys see what I'm saying? I'm like a blender whenever I use these weapons. It's so, so fucking efficient.

Can I open this? Sunless scheme 4. I only have two heels left. I think we're gonna have to wait. How'd I not kill him in one hit? It was all because of that fucking bitch. Oh, this could be it. This could actually be it. Can I?

Oh, I see. Nice. Yeah, let's do this now. What? I mean they shoot fire now. Why would that happen? Okay, we're safe. We're probably not safe.

Oh, please. Please, this has got to be, right? I mean, you've even got the feathers here. What? But, oh, it must be above. You're right, you're right, right, right. That's smart. Oh, fuck.

We've got to heal. Oh, there it is. There it is. Thank God. Okay, we found it. Man. Man. Jesus. Okay, let's upgrade again. I think we're going to get another point in the vitality, man. Like, I feel like we're really taking a lot of health damage.

Let's also rest. Okay. I don't know what the hell that is, but now we did it. How the fuck do you get up there? Maybe it's this way. Hello, Lampi. Lampi. A nice man of a little mustache told me,

saw the baddies taking Melchia towards the castle, and this was out to get there. Mm-hmm. And look, I found a helmet. The head that were in, it fell right out and fit perfect. That's a good sign that is. Uh-huh. Melchia said Mornstep were going to be the answer to all our problems.

I don't know what problems we had, but Melchier knows best. Yes, he does. He'll sort everything out when I find him. Okay. Blime, it ain't half warm around here. The inserts in the fools are getting sleepy. Isn't that right, Pelt? Who's Sir Snobbles? See.

Fuck, I can't get up there. Um, let's see. Maybe it's down at the bottom, I have to go up there. go up there. People say yeah. Okay. I'm cheating. Oh. Hello. Hello. Goodbye. Oh. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to do. I'm trying to do what I'm trying to do. Can I break this? Oh. Another one right there. Oh, no, no, no. This could be it. How the fuck do we get up? Oh. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I actually still don't know how to fuck to get up there. I don't know. Lamp wall? Shit. Okay, umbar on mode. I see now. I see now. Oh.

Okay. Sword of skin and tooth. 194. And it is... That's a big dick sword. Look at that. That's a really big dick sword. Put it on?

I can't. I don't have the stats for it. I feel like maybe I should just go try to kill him, right? Because I can't leave, right? Like, I'm kind of stuck here. I'm gonna just go kill this gun. I'm just gonna go big dick him. That bitch almost lit me up.

Let's go the other way first. I just feel like I just have to start swinging. Like any time I'm attacking, I feel like it's the right decision. Like there's never a time where I'm like randomly attacking and it's not a good idea. Like that. Now we look around over here. Nothing seems to be important here. Let's go the other way now.

The best defense is an attack? Yes. I didn't think so. Wait, is this? Oh, I can go. Okay, I think probably if I go up at the top, I'm going to end up going back down that way. I don't really know.

I'm just kind of guessing. On it? Damn, this shit's rough. Oh, man. You can just hit it with a sword. Yeah, I know. We kill them all. Luckily. Oh, that was pretty hard. What the fuck? Oh. Oh, damn it. Oh, I think that was a fucking mistake. Yeah, that was a big fucking mistake. Okay. Lamp wall? Oh, just lamp the wall. Oh, that's smart. I always forget about that. Oh, that's it?

was going to be a much bigger deal than it was yeah that's not a big deal at all i just can't get up to the top there that's the problem we got to get up to here how the fuck do we get up to here you need to sun dust ladder okay oh let's push that down too i'm gonna kill this since i can just go all the way down there i don't know if that's the right decision or not let's go do this i think this seems like an unbarrel area to be in. I just realize they can, it's actually a heel. Damn, what? Who is this guy? God damn. Okay, we're doing a lot better now. The first ladder you dropped is where you get a big sword? I thought I already got a big sword, unless there's two big swords. There's one more but for inferno, two big swords? Yeah, I don't know.

very special I've had since I was a little girl. When I used to get scared, I'd hold it very, very tightly. And that's when it would reveal its magic to me. And I'd know there was no need to be afraid. So the next time you get scared, I want you to be a brave girl and do the same thing. Understand, there's nothing to be afraid of, Elian. I promise. What about like all the demons and shit, though, right?

Damn, bro, there are so fucking many of these. I thought, I thought, but I was wrong. That's what I fucking thought, bro. That's what I fucking thought. See, it's that easy. Okay, am I good to undo it yet? No, I'm not. He can't go after me.

It's not a big deal. Who's this guy? I'd heard things in centuries before this. Just a minute. Whatever, but it's your bird. Never turn to someone else to carry it for you. Whatever, but it's your bird. Never turn to someone.

Okay. So he says, don't be a bitch. understood you know what I was saying before about like if you're aggressive with them like you what? Damn this place is huge I thought I could hear some bullshit going on oh no not another one of these

damn what the fuck those guys are a little hard to kill I don't like how when I hit them they don't stagger that's the worst part about it defiled infantry bow who gives the fuck about that bigger weapons stagger no I understand that this place is massive

Have I been here before? I'm kind of assuming I have, but it's just a pathway I'm not familiar. No, it's actually an entirely new area, I'm pretty sure. Wait, I have been here. I know where I am. Yeah, I do know where I am now. Okay, we're good.

That was the gate that I turned around at. Okay, now we'll go this way. Oh, I didn't loop that. Let me go loop that. I might as well right now, right? Those fire breathing fuckasses. Damn, I didn't get... shit out of that either. Fuck. Okay, let's keep going. So it looks like we cleared this whole area, right?

I mean, like, I feel like we 100% did. So let's go back up. I mean, maybe I missed one thing, but I feel like, yeah, I did that over there too. Very good. Go back down? Where? Because I feel like I did everything. Oh, this maybe. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see this at all. Fucking easy. Oh, but I can't do this. Okay, now have I done everything now? I feel like I have, right? I can't go through here, right? No.

No? Go back up. There's no way. No, I did all this. Yeah? Y'all trying to confuse me. Yeah, I'm not ready to go over there yet. That's a one way.

Yeah, lamp time. Well, I am the lamp right now. So I don't need to do that. Let's go up here. Actually, let's reset. It's already pretty high. Oh, my God, almost fell down. I feel like in every circumstance,

it's better to explore in the umbral realm. Pretty much every single one. Because, like, there's more things that are open and available to you. And, like, while there are a handful of things that you can't go to, 95% of them you can. Okay. And I already have, I already have five heels. I feel like I don't really need to get any more.

heels. Okay, and I can't do anything up here. I already went over here. We've got to go to there. That's the next step. Okay, that's not a good idea. You know, second I need to do that through. Hopefully I can get it. We're back, we're good. Okay, so... gotta go here, climb down to here. Yeah. Yeah, this is where we gotta go. I feel like we've done pretty much everything and there's nothing I can do what about this? Have I been? No, I haven't been here before.

Cocksucker. We gotta go on, we gotta go on borrow again. Oh, this is actually better. There's no fire here. This is way better. I can't go back down there. I just can't.

It's not the darkness or the hazards. It's the things the darkness shows you. It's a thousand times better. I close my eyes at night and every time it's like I'm back down in the mine. Like I'm trapped and I'll never escape and I can't breathe and this. Damn, bitch. Over the whole world. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Settle down. Okay. Let's look around. A deer's mark ring. That sounds like it's going to make me take more damage. Increases inferno. Pretty simple there. So I just jump down?

Is it really just that simple? I guess maybe it is. All right, let's go this one. Oh, that's a fat boy. That's a... There's two... These are bosses. No, no, no.

No, these are bosses. I... No, no! I didn't think he'd be able to do that. Okay, that's one mini boss down. Luckily, the other one's pretty easy. Okay, am I good now? Holy shit. She- no, I'm not. There's even more. They just don't stop. Oh, I think that's the thing I needed to upgrade the thing!

Okay, that's really good for me. That's great for me. Now let's go up this one. I know how that didn't hit him. That was so stupid. Um, I guess we're gonna hold heel. I'm pretty much all out on heels now, though. So we're waiting. Waiting for a checkpoint. Okay. Okay. Okay. We've got ourselves a checkpoint. I can see the, uh, the, uh, the fucking things. Things are looking very good, gentlemen. My wife is about to turn around. Wait. Where is it? Um, fuck. Shit. I'll go on borrow. I go and borrow. It's fine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I didn't even see this. Wow. And I'm not even able to do anything with that. Dude, I need a... I need a place where I... Oh my God. Jesus! We are struggling, gentlemen.

This is bad. This is real bad. Push the ladder down, I guess. Nice to have. At least we killed that witch. We're gonna leave the realm, honestly, just because I can't take any more risks. Serrated staff.

What the fuck is that? That's a crazy big hammer. Oh, it's a pole arm. Oh, fuck. You need agility for pole arms, though. I don't have any agility. Uh, what the fuck? I'll go back up, I guess.

I'm confused. Where the fuck am I supposed to go? What do you guys think? I'm kind of lost. So I feel like I was supposed to go through there. But, oh. Yeah. Big Loo.

Not really, though. It's fun. It's fun. I'm about to get a heal anyway. It's a zombie deal. I know it's about to happen. I know it's about it's about it. It's about that. Are you kidding me? I can't open this door? Fuck! Yes. Oh, I see. I see. Wait. Gentlemen. Oh my god. We fucking made it. Holy shit. Wow. Wow. Wow. That was a cock, wasn't it? Now we go back up this way. You know what?

Fuck this. Let's just do the unball realm. Because the fire is not as much over there, so it's easier to deal with. What the fuck? Man, that was really fast. I think I have to heal here. What's this? Ravager Gregory's Rosary.

What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that, guys? It's for a thing? Okay, okay, it's... Guys, we found out it's for a thing. Oh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh.

Okay. Let me go warp. Ravager Gregory. Ravager Gregory. What kind of dumb bitch name? That's this guy, right? No. There's a point at which pride, but if you deny such a...

Unnaturally, they also can... And would mourn's than the rest of... Even with men of all, they need someone to you. Who? Fief Key. That's not. I've never, my grandfather and there was to every man. That's not Greg.

Where's Greg? Hello again, friend. Where's Greg? We can't find Greg. Where's his bitch ass? That's not Greg. That's a girl. Downstairs?

Okay. Maybe this one's Greg? That's... That's... That's used this, bro. What's the name of the... This is this Greg? That's Nathaniel.

Who's this? A pet? What? What? I don't want to pet him. That's an angry boy. Look at him. It's a demon dog.

That dog has attacked me before. It's on the other side, okay. Ravager Greg. Where is Ravager Gregg? I cannot find this bitch, guys. Guys, I cannot fucking find him. Just face the bonfire and go left. This?

This is Greg? Talk. Do I... That's not... His name's not Greg? Do I give him this? Yes? While even the handling of such items is objectionable.

All facets of heterodoxy... be exposed while even the handling of such items is objectionable all facets of while even the all facets of this head one fellow crusaders one a paladin who sacrificed himself to facilitate your resurrection the other a harrower who revealed herself to be an apostate and thief oh and she stole the apparatus with which I am able to converse with the Council of overseers an apparatus I would see Turn to me by your hands. Harrow or Dervla can be found in the tenberous bowels of the mine.

Oh. A fitting place for one who has turned her back on glorious light. There's another item? Whatever poison for they are nothing but the... Lower capped evidence of it can still be fat. So should you feel for it is, son. A ravager's rosary. Here it is.

While the Dark Crusaders have never established a formal presence in Mornstead. As you can see, our reach knows no. Bounds. As a former ravager himself, Imperator Jacob would be pleased to see this return to the aphotic sanctum. Moor? Vanguards are well-versed in infiltrating secluded in hostile territories. How much shit does this guy want? Let the presence of this rosary serve as a reminder to you that wherever sin may fester, it will always be found and expunged by the dark crusaders. Yeah, for sure, man.

Okay, purchase You serve a higher purpose, crusader Okay, neophyte dagger, perjure axe Okay, well this isn't really all that good It's just some bullshit Who cares about any of this? Yeah, I'm gonna go fuck about this garbage To strive and you rest

Okay Is your birthday tomorrow? It's not, it's not my birthday? That's Hitler's birthday People thought it would be funny To say that my birthday was on 420 but that's actually Hitler's birthday it's not my birthday

when did that joke begin I don't know you'll serve a higher purpose crusader Vanguard bare asses sword Ravager Gregory's sword so you want me to get this this

but this scales with like fucking it's insane like I need 30 radiance and I have 11 that's 19 I need to invest into using one item. Like, equip it, you'll understand. Okay.

I don't have the points. Let me use my points. It's fine. I'll just use it. I think this is the wrong decision, by the way. I just want you guys to know that. I think this is the wrong decision. I'm also, maybe I should buy this chess piece.

This chess piece is really good. Okay, Fitzroy's armor. Okay. To strive in darkness in light we walk. Let's see what this is. Let's see what this is. weapon looks like. Oh. Um, that's a lot of investment though, man. Like, that's a crazy level of investment that I have to make into just making this sword work, man. That's a crazy level of

investment. I don't think it's worth it. I'm going to be honest. I really don't think so. Level up 10 more times than do it. Let me, okay, so sword of skin and tooth is 36 strength. I feel like maybe late game, it's a good idea. So now I feel like I should think about this shield though, right? Because if I can upgrade this shield, take it to 75% block protection. Like this shield should be insane. I wonder if I can get it to 100% though. Does this go to plus 5 or plus 10?

5? Let me do it one time. Yeah, see, I'm just not seeing it, man. I'm really not. Like, I think we upgrade this weapon right now. Because, like, we could upgrade this. Like, 257 is really good. Like, Radiant spells, like, that's a lot. It's a fission figure, and I can't even upgrade right now.

It's Biss weapon. How is it Biss weapon whenever my weapons have been causing me to beat every boss on the first try? Right? Like, I'm just not understanding. that. Because like, if you're not holy, it's not this. Lamp upgrade. Oh, fuck, you're right. You're right. You're right. Get the armor first. Because like also, and this is another thing is that, like, I would love to use all that armor set and everything. But like, this is kind of what I'm thinking about doing right now. I'm thinking about just like playing and leveling up and then towards the end of the game, just buying a respect and then just redoing everything.

because I feel like that's the better option right now. Okay, um, barrel lamp. Okay, um, two sole-flay charges, one secondary unbarrel existence. Okay, socket unbarrel I. Okay, and then we have the second one. Immune to damage for eight seconds upon unbarrel transition. Minus 20% withered health. I think I should get this.

Like, so wait a minute. main socket and secondary socket does that mean that it's only active if are both of these effects active or is only the one for the socket active? Only one, okay. Well then that's not even literally the easiest decision of my life.

Main socket for this and then healing efficiency for this. Okay, like that's fucking way better. Like this is a literal fucking immunity for damage for eight seconds. Like, that's fucking disgusting. It's not even a question how good that is. Like, I'm actually surprised that's even in the game. Let's go over here.

Yeah, no, y'all were glazing that sword a lot. I mean, like, it's really good. It's just like, I just don't know, like, if it's worth, like, doing all that stuff for, right? Boys. If this is back whenever the game came out, I would have been off the edge there. There?

Y'all saw it, though, right? I'm not do it. we had to go and get that big dick we're doing a lot more damage now oh oh oh oh oh now we get we get upgrade for our heels now too hell's this have i been here before yeah i have oh shit i just didn't go this way before wait what about this down bro i feel dumb as fuck i didn't even do any of this oh miss inferno bis sword no i got that that sort if I'm thinking about what you're thinking about. And this is like you slide down this shit. I feel like, oh no, no, no you don't. No you don't. No you don't. I'm thinking something else.

Okay, let's go back up. And then is there anything good here? Nope. Yep. Fallen warp sword. That's really cool. It just doesn't really fit my build. That's the problem. Explodes on impact. What does? The sword? I mean, I'm exploding on my own. I don't need anybody's help with that. We're popping off. Oh, fuck you're doing. Yeah, like, we're doing really well.

Like, I feel like, honestly, we've been cooking the whole time. Yeah, like, really, like, we've been doing super well. Like, we've been having, like, relatively no fuck-ups, no mistakes. Nothing bad has been going on. Everything good. Like, this has been great. I don't know how we get over to there Let me just double check and see how would I get over to there

It looks like it doesn't even matter if I did Maybe up this one? No Seems like I can't This is a boss I can tell this is a boss Okay There's nothing even here This has got to be some bullshit, right?

I'm so paranoid right now Ring of Nourishment Regain Health upon killing an enemy That's insane The thing is, though, like, if I use that item, vitality and endurance, maximum stamina and stamina region, I think that, like, in general, that's a higher value. I'm just going to go kill her.

I feel like maybe I should just stay and just, like, not heal. Actually, I'll use one heel now. Can I put a thing down here? I could, actually. This looks like that's going to be... Yeah, that looks like a... Oh, fuck. That's a huge boss. Yeah, we're definitely going to put a thing down here.

Okay, let's kill his ass. The easiest boss of my life, honestly. Yeah, let's just go in. Oh. I think this guy was into cinematic. Fat. You can tell because the fingers. Hello.

Well, probably hit the red leg, right? I have to go up to here. What? What? What are you doing? What are you doing, fat boy? Put your hand down, bitch. Do it again. See what happens.

You gonna do some fucking shit. I knew he's gonna do some shit. I couldn't tell what it's gonna be though Now this is a lot damage so is a three yes three Man how the fuck did I get hit by that? It's a shockwave. Maybe the line of sight Wait, does this mean I could just big dick come here? No. Okay. Okay, so the eight seconds does work, though.

I think I probably should have gone down to the bottom and started hitting him. That's what I should have done. Okay, so the next thing, all right, now I know what I'm going to do. Okay, we're going to go as hard as possible at the beginning. We're going to use the fire. Probably should use actually, do we have another one? It does like, maybe we do like smite damage or something. Holy...

Yeah, let's... Let's give him to Jesus. Yeah, bro, he needs Jesus. Let's do it. Behind a wall? Well, that didn't make sense to me. Because whenever I was behind the line of sight of the bigger wall... Okay, well, whatever.

Let's use one more of these. It's plot armor? Yeah, I guess so. Okay, let's get it right this time. Easiest game on that line. You like that, huh? How about that? I know he could do that.

Three, right? State. I see. I think we're going to kill him here. No. Right. Bout. He dead.

He did. He did. We didn't know what we were doing there at the beginning, but now we do. And I didn't get a chance to even abuse my immunity. Music on the horizon. Perhaps that's what will fill the holes in the world. I wonder if I could have killed him through the immunity. Pluck it from the air and bring it home.

I wonder if I could have. Not so far at all. Maybe. We got a new item from him too. Okay. So that's, so he's dead. He a dead ass. Okay.

Nice. And what's this? Who's this ugly bitch? Ooh, it's a new one. All right. Okay, and let me upgrade. I think we're just going to put honestly guys

I think we just put more points into let's actually put a point into endurance because like you guys saw how I like started I started losing out on like my my health right radiance? No no I think what we do here's what we do we put points into radiance

but like we're going to do a big respe I think that's what happens is we do a big respect and in the process of the big respect that that's that's when we go we do radiance everything like that right who's this ugly fat boy that's because like that's whenever we will have enough points to like really get everything that we need because i feel like right now we don't have we don't have that like we're doing all right but all right isn't good enough there's a guy's

Oh, he does the thing. I'm not used to doing the thing with those guys. They're kind of annoying. But we're able to do that without taking damage, which was really convenient. Yeah, see, we need to get a little bit more damage. You guys? Like, old Mornstead lost sword. 157.

And that's more aggy, though. I feel like it's probably about what I had before. Okay, let's just keep moving. Oh. Oh. God damn it. I'm gonna just let him go over to me. Um... I guess I could just play hyper-aggressive, right? That's three, right?

It's not so bad. I think I can kill him without having to kill his thing. I can just do so much damage. It'll kill him fast enough. Got it. Nice. Oh. I don't really think we need to use that right now. We're gonna go ahead and just do this real quick. Oh, fuck. Actually, you know what?

Who gives the fuck? I'm immune, right? What's even matter? Bro, I just tanked his ass. Who cares? Oh, it was this thing. Oh, shit. Um, is there a way I was supposed to take advantage of that?

Yes, there was. Right there. I'm gonna kill this guy real quick. I didn't see that at all. What? What? Oh. What are you doing?

What are doing my thing? What's he doing on my game, bro? I don't know. Scornful effigy, by the way. I don't know what that is. Okay, it looks like we've pretty much explored everything here in this area. And it looks like... Like, I could probably jump down there to that, but I don't really see that being a high-value decision. Let's just stay in the unbarra...

Actually, you know what? Let's un-umbarle, and then we'll come back. I think that's a smart idea. because we can always get, we can always go back, right? Because we have that one. Fuck, both of these have the things. I'm just debating how I should handle this. This is actually really convenient for me.

I miss so many attacks and I still kill them. Because the blue thing makes it to where like they spam heal. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you, man. God damn. But you guys see now I can just use this again? And now I have like another free life. That's efficiency right there. I should have been paying attention.

Shouldn't let that happen. Damn, that shit's fast. It's just so fucking fast, man. It's so annoying. I hate this fucking mob. I'm out of health, too. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Watch this. So what, bitch? I just heal up. I just heal right to fuck back up. It doesn't matter to me. Think shit. And this means me, this reminds me I get another heel too. So all those are saintly quintessences every time.

It seems. I thought it looked like there's a... Ooh, I didn't see this at all. Fuck! I guess we've entered Dark Souls 2. Banner, javelin of protection. What fuck is that? Oh.

So I get more health. I'm not gonna use that. Alright, let's go, um, let's use our heel. Kind of an annoying situation to be in, right? It's three, right? Fuck, we're not all about that. Damn, I'd use two heels on him. He was dangerous.

We gotta start watching these more, too. I can hear him, I can hear him. Where the fuck is he? This shit's got me paranoid now. What the fuck was that? Damn. God damn. We're just getting fucked around today.

Okay, I guess we go inside. And I feel like this is definitely a... This is definitely a situation when we get a respawn point. Yeah, we just gotta get more levels, man. Just more levels. It's all it takes. It was the more damage we do. Like, also, y'all saw that whenever I fought that other guy,

I didn't immediately... I was doing full damage to him. So, because, like, before, I was only doing half. It's very good for me. A deer is authority. Oh, I bet that's like a spell or some shit. Okay. I'm gonna look around first.

Even if I die, I have to die in order to go back to the... I can tell, that's a cock sucker right there. I can tell. See? Not today. Well, it was today, but not this time today. Let's go down here. I don't want to go to the Umbril realm yet.

Is this is what I think it is? You guys see like my strategy, right? Where it's like, I might as well just like let my health go down. And then eventually I'll go to the Umbril realm. and then if like something's strong enough to kill me can I go through this? Something strong enough to kill me I might as well just do it, right?

And use it on that, I mean. But now since I've already cleared everything out and I need to leave this area anyway, so we're going to use it. And we also get full health back with this too, which is a huge increase. Honored nobles and fellow visionaries, you placed your trust in me.

And did I not deliver on all of my promise? Your coffers overflow. Your influence has never been greater. Uh-huh. And your every little desire and indulgence are fulfilled. As you deserve, as it should be. Uh-oh. And while there are those who look upon us with contempt,

who call us decadent, callous, depraved. Oh. These are merely the ignorant and envious whinings of the irrelevant. Damn. And what you have achieved so far thanks to my guidance. Well, that is merely the beginning. Thank you. Okay, now let's go down here.

Um, all right. That would we get our health back. And then we use this. Oh, fuck. Actually, I think I have to. Ah, shit. Because I can't jump with this, can I? No, I have to do it. Probably not worth it, but that's okay.

Nope. Are these new monsters? I think they are. Yeah, they are. I guess this makes sense because it's the mines. Oh. Well, how the fuck do I open this? Maybe I have to break...

Is this something? I have to break through? No. I see. I didn't see that. It was dark. Let's go. Um...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's rest. Easy decision. And let me see if I can open this door yet. Sunless scheme key. Okay.

And we just came from there, so now we need to go here. I'm just looking if there's anything else I need to do here. No. Oh. We're safe so far. I can see him behind you back. That fuck ass tried to get me. I feel like in a lot of cases, if you can just out-damage the heel,

it's just way more fucking efficient, right? It's not even close I might as well go get that I didn't see that Let's see if there's like a Yeah this lamp is I feel like I don't use the lamp Like the utility I don't really need the utility as often

I thought there'd be some kind of bullshit there Let me guess, yeah I feel like now we're cooking Nope, nothing there Fuck shit Damn I'll see his ass Okay, uh, let's see

Okay, I'm a fucking retard I just hit the wrong button Oh What, what? Oh, they brought me in this bitch Okay, I didn't know if they hit you they would take you Oh, that's what That's why it was annoying It's because of all the bombs

See, I didn't even see that shit Okay, let's use this And we did all that I feel like this is a, this is a situation right? I feel like this is definitely a situation when we upgrade. I think we're just going to put more points into strength right now. Just more damage seems like the highest value to me right now.

Isn't you playing an OP class? I don't think class really matters in the game beyond like probably the first couple of levels. That's what I would assume. Yeah, and stats, yeah. No, there's nothing here. Oh, I guess I didn't need to use that. But that's okay.

Oh, I bet that was the gate. Yeah, it was. All right, let's go this way then Got them Ooh, it seems pretty bad Maybe we'll go up to the top first What was that that just hit me? I see it now

Got them Oh, this is the other side of that place Okay, so we are making progress This is good Yeah, this is insane actually I don't know if I should go down Oh no, no, I don't need to go down there Let's go up this way

I'm actually the dumbest person that's ever been a person before. I'm like literally retarded. Okay. Easy. We're not going to get dicked around, guys. It's not going to happen. We almost got dicked around there.

I'm going to be honest. That we almost just got dicked around. But we didn't. That's what matters. Okay, let's keep going. And then we go over here. And then we use this thing. And then we went down this way.

Went to this rock. This is where the item was. We don't need the item because we already got. it. Okay, good. I don't know what the fuck that sound was. We're just going to ignore it, pretend like it didn't happen. And now, okay, now we're making progress again. Imagine that. Let me guess. The gate doesn't open. Who could have guessed? At least not in full health. Um, I don't know which way I should go. Maybe we'll try it this way first. Oh, I'm poison. Wait, I'm... Are you fucking kidding me? No. Just keep going. Let's just keep going.

This is crazy, by the way. Wait, does this just get rid of all the poison? Oh, it does. What? Oops. It's fine. See? That's why we got that buff. That's the exact reason. We plan that shit ahead of time. Oh, this is a fucking meat grinder. Look at all these mobs? Oh my god! Oh, oh, I see what this is. Okay, good. Jesus.

There's just more and more fuck boys, huh? Fuck. I've never seen them do that before. Okay, thank God. Hopefully this is going to be a shortcut, right? Yes, yes. Okay, this is the shortcut. And then I went down here.

That's right. Holy fuck, man. Can't you save on the flower bed? I don't really feel like I need to. There's no real reason to, especially since I just unlocked a shortcut. I can hear it. That's a new mechanic.

Damn it. Holy shit. Bro, I just face-rolled the fuck out of him. I'm actually surprised that worked. That was a boss? Uh, kind of. Like, it was a... The first time you felt...

Like, this game does, like... I like whenever there's, like, where you fight monsters and um this is how it works what the fuck oh okay well I'm not ready to go over there yet but now that I know what to do I will that's a glitch body no I'm not sure if it is that makes it pretty simple I don't have to worry about it I guess it probably is now that you're now that you bring it up yeah that probably is one of those yeah yeah because there's two of them okay I thought it was going to reset again.

Okay, I'm just looking to make sure there's nothing else that I missed out on, but it seems like there's not. Nice. We get a reset. Easy. Oh. They be in the water. That's what it is. Wait, is this what I think it's going to be?

I thought it was going to be a poison swamp. Ring of bones. What does that do? Increase maximum equip load. It's not really very highly valued, especially with four rings and other rings just giving me stat increases. Nope. Nope.

Whoever took it, I swear. This vestige, it marks where Katrin fell. She was a land bearer like you. Far more than that. She was my love. I left a token here and her memory. Yeah. A pendant I gave her a long time ago.

Didn't I get that? And now it's gone. Maybe not. It's all I have left. Katrin and I were both We fell in love Even though they found out And made sure we paid for our sin with agony

In the end they thought we were dead But it was only Catron's heart stopped And not for eventually That came a day when she fell And didn't rise again I'll find them You find them for

There'll be blood for us Okay I thought I had that but I guess not Alright let's upgrade this Now we get another level I feel like again, guys, we just go with more strength. We just get stronger and stronger and stronger. Uh, well, uh, um, uh, uh, uh, duh, bu. Go down here.

I don't know where the hell to go now. I really thought that was it. Maybe somehow I have to get around the other side. I see. Oh, and this gate functioned as a, I see. the gate functions as a wall, and then I can just push this down. I probably should get a heel right now. Yeah, I'm gonna go do that.

Because, like, I'm down one heel, and I'm going into a completely new area. What do you want? Am I having the wrong button? Man, I really, uh, I really did, I pretty much did everything wrong there. Sovereign protector. Oh, that's guaranteed.

heavy armor. Oh, wow. Is there anything here that's like just a 100% upgrade? Yeah, it is. This is. Okay, well, we're going to use that. That literally just gives me more stats. What about the chess piece? No, I'm way too fat for the chess piece. Where's the palleting gear? There it is. Medium. I guess I could use this too, right? Yeah, I still already have really good legs anyway. So slight upgrade on armor there. Not anything crazy, but it is better. I'm just looking around to see if there's anything else I'm missing. Anybody else? Yeah, actually.

What is this? Oh damn, bro, I'm just trying to play the game. That sucks. I tried to do the falling attack on him. That would have done way better, but unfortunately I wasn't able to. Okay, let's push this down. We probably should use one of the things there, but we're just not going to. It should be fine.

Can I fall down there and can I get back up? Yeah, I can. Easiest game of my life. These guys are kind of hard to kill, man. I wonder why they even have doors if you can just never open them. It's like, has there ever been a door that I've interacted with that I can open? I don't even think so. Talk.

Winterberry, you're my first customer today. I don't get many. I've got nice things, though. I like your... Lamp that I know you won't trade it a long time ago I asked someone else who had a lamp like that if he traded to me and he called me a bad name And told me to go where he cut my head off he was rude There are lots of nasty people in Mornstead But I'm quick and clever and that's how I find so many amazing things to trade

I just found a necklace here in the mine But you can't buy that I'm keeping it for myself Because I love it so much Okay purchase What does she have? More spellpower But I can't buy that

Should I kill her? I feel like I should kill her right To get her thing So I can get the ring back for that guy That's like the smart thing to do right No? Okay I thought I should I've got to shop. Bye-bye.

Okay. Damn. I'm surprised. Maybe you have to trade her? I don't know. Let's go down this way. We're not going to worry about it right now. Just tell the guy?

Okay. Okay. That's a good idea. Let me go back. He's not that far away, is he? How the fuck did I even get here? I actually forgot how the fuck I got here at all. Okay, let's go back.

He's over on the other side, right? Is he over this way? No. I'm not a navigator I'm never going to find this guy again I'm sorry it's not happening okay um

I think he's I thought he was over here I thought he was like right here or some shit damn I didn't see that shit at all you went everywhere he's at the bonfire the big one I don't know where that is I the other side of what

over here throwing on purpose? No, I'm really not. Like, I just, there are so many areas in the game that in my mind, like, it's all the same to me. Like, it's hard really for me to get my bearings because there's so many, there's so many objects and assets that are just used in the same spots, and I'm just not able to really discern, like, where are they supposed to be or not. I'm just totally, I'm totally lost. Like, I don't know where to go or what to do at all. I think I should just keep playing because I can't.

I'm not going to be able to figure this out. And I hate getting, like, microed by chat. So we're just going to ignore it. Yep, it was all for nothing. All for nothing. Do I go down there? I guess not. Let's go this way.

Wait, I thought it was... Oh, it's up. It sounds about it. Yeah, I just... I don't like doing that. Okay. Maybe it's this one? I forgot even how to get back. Yeah, yeah, this was a...

Let's go back around. This area sucks. Well, there's a lot of... Like, these game is... It's very big. But... It's hard for me to, like, keep track of, like, what's what and, like, where to go. In the same way that I usually can.

Because there's not the same type of... Like, basically... the same thing. It's like I go to like a lot of different areas that look pretty much the exact same. And so big surprise, it feels like it's the same, right? Oh, and this opens the gate. Oh, what's that? I didn't even see that before. Nice. I guess we'll do that too. That one has a lot of health. Let's keep going. I feel like this is a checkpoint situation. Yeah, definitely a checkpoint situation. Let's get another point in the strength, too. Okay, good. I don't have to fight it again.

Nope. Oh, fuck. Um, do I go up or down? Should I go up or down first? Down? Okay, got it. So I can have to do that. Holy shit. Oh, what the fuck is this?

Damn, bitch! I can see it. I don't know what the fuck he thought he was doing, but he's not doing it anymore. That's what matters. So now we have invisible snipers that shoot poison arrows. Well, that's nice. I don't think I want to go... Oh, fuck.

I don't think I want to go down there yet. I guess we'll have to kill these. I don't know if I should be going up or down. Problem solved. Cheap death, yeah. That, that buff is so fucking overpowered. It's insane. Oh.

I know the journey here is ours. And that sense is alive. Nice. ...who are we now not within reach of Adir himself? Do we not walk among the Rolga? Our most holy brothers and sisters born of Adir's very own, divine marrow. Those heretical servants of the betrayer, Judge Clarek, may have driven us into the shadows, but are we not used to being condemned and hunted simply for our beliefs?

Rest assured. Finally, the time of Adir's righteous return is nigh. And we who have remained faithful will be here to witness him usher in his glorious second reign. That's nice. Well, good for them. Isn't he like the demon lord, though? So that's kind of a bad thing? Yeah.

Okay, that's what I thought. Okay, so, all right, well, oh, oh, now. Now we go the other way. Okay, decisions are now a lot easier. Maybe here first. What the fuck? What the fuck? Fuck you, man.

Fuck you, man. Why do you gotta do that? Fuck you, man. Bro, can I open one door? I can open one door in my life. This one looks like a good boy one. Unblinking route. What fuck is that?

We are going to use the thing, I'm just not ready to use it yet. I want to make sure this is a place I've been at, right? Yeah, yeah, it is. Grenades? Grenades. Who's the fuck about a grenade? Increases endurance, that's pretty good.

Cast some boroughs without... Oh, who cares about that? Okay, let's rest. Now we go down. Wait. Haven't I been here before? Oh. You tell me?

I don't know. I mean, there's so many areas in the game that look the same to me. It's hard for me really to know. I think I have. Damn it. Okay, well, I guess I should leave then, right? I mean, if I've already done all this. You have it? Well, I thought I did. Because I went down here. There's a path up. This? Because this is a shortcut. I don't know where to go anywhere. Okay, I'm just going to go do what I want to do. Because I feel like every time I take advice, I just get confused. Okay. And let's go back over this way. I feel like this is the right option. This is the right next step.

Ooh, am. We got another pole arm. What a bunch of bullshit that I can't kill that guy with the... Um... Well, I guess I have to use the unbarrel now, right? Oh. All right. Let's fucking do this.

might be an owl already. Okay. Got his ass. Hey, Zay? What is this? They tried to big dick me, man. Like, I was hoping not be able to kill the second one before the other one came in, but that's okay. We did all right there. That was decent. Sinners got judged. They did. Fuck them. I actually feel like that went a lot better than it could have. Or like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it could have gotten a lot worse, I mean. There's no way I can do that one, right? I mean, there's like, let me see if I can get a respawn point.

Because I feel like that's kind of a big jump. That's a really big jump. Wait, what the hell? Oh, okay. Well, I guess I just should do it. Wait, there's no, there's, yeah, there's no way. Yeah, okay. And try it again.

There's no way. Yeah. There's no way. I didn't know how the, how it was going to work, but now I know how it doesn't work. Okay. Uh, I guess let's go back. People said I have to do it in a realm of the living. That's what somebody said in shot.

I think a mod said that. Well, that's not going to work. The worst part about this now is I have to do this again. Maybe, maybe if I just do this. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I was looking at those and I was like, oh, there's no way you have to do that, right? Um, I feel more confident falling than trying to do a control jump.

So we're just going to do that instead. Yeah? He actually caught me off guard. There's no lever. We all talking about a lever for him. What the fuck? Let me go up here. Oh.

And this is where this other fuck ass is, right? See, I remember that. I feel like we already have been here. We've already been there. We've already been here. Now we gotta go up to the top. I feel like... I feel like it's time to go back up to the top. Yeah, because like we, I mean, we clean this whole place out. Okay, that's easy. Caught me off guard then. Got my ass. Okay. That guy behind me had me distracted. I was in the wrong frame of mind. Let's get it done. Just get his ass, honestly.

I knew we were gonna kill him. We just had to keep hitting him until he died. Yeah. Fuck him. What's this? Veil piercer. Oh shit. Elevator?

Okay, yeah, let's do it. Damn, what the fuck? Damn, what the fuck? Oh, shit. You're going all the way. What the fuck is this? Vestage of the forgotten guardian. Oh, shit.

How far did I get first time point? Oh, I'm like way past that already. Upper count round Oh yeah, we don't want to talk to him Damn Oh shit Man what the fuck Nope

An umborrow entity prevents you from going Oh you see that Oh she has a She has a hoag attack Gotcha bitch Gotcha bitch Oh what's this Let's find out next time

Queen Verena the second's ring Health regenerates over time. That's insanely fucking good. Oh, there's an item. Oh, he's doing that bullshit? Okay. How about that? Blacksmith's pride.

We're getting a lot of good items. Okay. Oops. Just go pick this up, too. What's this? Oh, this makes them take less damage. Oh, that makes sense. It doesn't matter.

I'm telling you, bro, like, that ability is fucking overpower. That's so good. That's why I was like, I wasn't even worried whenever he was going to kill me. I was like, yeah, you're about to die anyway. It doesn't even matter. I actually thought that was going to be a boss. Like 8% immunity on a boss, especially with like my build, is crazy. The only problem right now, though, is that my damage is like,

I need to increase my damage. Mented credits. Do you really think you can do this to me? I'm the real power of the heart. Damn, bitch, shut the fuck up. Damn bitch. Monset, rise is and falls with me. And if you think I'll allow you to cast me into one of your damn fires, then you're even more insane than I thought.

I can't wait to kill her again. You know this shit's about to happen. Damn, okay. The moth people? Yeah, exactly. Let me a second. She's a Karen. Yeah, she is. See how like he's like he's so close to getting got, but he doesn't quite get got.

Like that's what we need to fix. That's a huge problem. Jesus. Let's use this. Actually, let me do this first. Damn, bro, this area is fucking massive. Let's use this. Is the update free? Yeah, yeah, it's a free update. Fuck you. Fuck you, man. Cleanse that shit. Do it, bitch.

Do it, bitch. Send the butterflies in. Get that war? There you go. There you go. Nice. Nice. Yes. It's me, not you, sorry.

Can I open the box now? Ooh, I didn't see that. More bath salts. Let's go back over this one. Oh, bitch. Was he pregnant? Oh, I wonder if I can open this door. Open door-o.

Nice. Okay, that's where I was already at. And I'm thinking about... Yeah, let's do it. I had the wrong button. Just cut through. Please. Wait.

Look. I've a fortune and coin in jewels right here in my hands. It's all your shit. And I can get you more. A lot more. Oh, I see how this works. He's trying to talk to a dog like that. That's a demon, bro.

He's trying to have a communication with a demon. Okay, nice. We got a new armor set too. I feel like I can't use any of my armor sets right now, period, because of the amount of, like, carry weight that I have. That's the problem. I don't even really need to do this. I feel like at this point, we probably should do one of the things, right?

Let me upgrade to? Too easy. Deport the demons? You can't do that. That's racist. Yeah. Damn, look how much help you. Do it.

Damn, that does a lot of damage. Stupid of me. Deal? What a dumb fucking mistake that was. Okay. Yeah, I had to use a heel there. Damn, what the fuck was that? Jesus.

Yeah, damn. This is wrong. This didn't happen. Things went bad. I had to fight my way out of Mornstead. But it, it didn't happen like this. I didn't. I'm not a monster. We gotta kill this guy. He's a bad guy. How, I perfect dodged that.

Dog shit game, to be honest. But that's okay. Mistakes happen. I mean, like the game making mistakes, not me. You really have to upgrade our shit, man. Like, that's, see, that's, see, that's. That's the big problem that we have right now is like we're not upgrading any of our shit. And because of that, wait, have I been here before? Melted Dark Crusader sort.

Maybe we go this one. This place is very involved. I didn't expect that at all. Like there's a lot of a lot of shit going on. It's a big-ass map? Yeah, it is. Well, at least, okay, at least we found one fucking dead end So like that way I don't feel like Oh, I didn't go there, I didn't finish that area

Okay, I feel good about that Like I found a place that I didn't need to be I'm like, okay, I've made progress now, you know? Damn, I guess, go on, fuck Is there a way I can just fucking get a heel? I've got people to get a heel or something, right? I gotta ignore that guy. Okay, good.

I think I can kill him. I just want to make sure, right? That way I don't lose my shit. Open door? I did. No, no, we're good. I'm not even going to reset. Really fast. We made it.

I was worried there. Zero offense? You guys say I don't have defense? Yeah, I do. That's why I didn't die. Like, if I didn't have defense, I would have died. I've got all my armor and everything. I'm chilling.

Yeah, I got big armor, exactly. Like, and I'm not even heavy. I don't even have. have heavy armor. Should go upgrade your equipment? Yeah, I probably should. What the fuck is this? Oh shit. I know where this is. This is the beginning of the game. Damn. We made it all the way back over here. Oh my god. After all that time. Okay. Um, I got to stop. I got to stop like a point out ago. Ah, yeah. You're going around. circles yeah um we're probably gonna play that mandikora game tomorrow and uh get into that and try it out

you had fun i did i did i played i played a lot today and um i'm glad i did and uh had a lot of fun and so i hope you guys enjoyed it too and uh yeah we'll probably play that and try it out see what's gonna happen you're streaming tomorrow getting everything into yeah i hope you guys had fun and let's see here oh let me do this too talk use the off Should I use this or not? Nobody knows. Okay, great. Yes, all right. That's stone. It looks...

Is your birthday tomorrow? It is not my birthday. Sorry. But I know it. When I was a girl at the orphanage, there was a very kind woman. Iris. Yeah, it's been fun, man. I've enjoyed it. This was before the hallowed sentence. It's a lot better than it was pre-pre-patch. Like a lot of the...

just frustrations. Like the... I don't know what to say, like how to say it. Like, like, all these years later. Just like annoying, like friction. Like, they got rid of a lot of the annoying friction. And Iris. Our holy work continues land there.

Five charges. Okay, so it heals from one. There is. There is. May Oreas' divine radiance flow through me. Was it hashtag ad? It's only the first, like, I think it was like two hours. They pay me to play.

But everything after that, I just, I just want to play the game. Yeah, I mean, I know it might sound crazy, but I do like playing video games sometimes. Yeah, I know, I know. So the tablets are all here. Splash where I paid off. I wouldn't take a sponsor for a game that I hate. And power of being placed in the hands of one unfitful. very much for watching and I'll be back on tomorrow.

Bye boys. Peace. Peace. The misery with the power of the rules.