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Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a new game. They made a huge fucking update. I haven't played it. And I wanted to make sure that I did this today. So let me go ahead and do this. Yeah, what, what fuck? Yeah, no, I might. Well, I'll let you guys decide. How about that? You guys can decide what I play. This is made by the same studio that made Orion the Blind Forest. And I played this game before. I think on beta or when it came out. I forgot which one specifically. Okay, gentlemen, it's time to pick our character. All right. So we're going to go with, I think probably this one. This one looks the most like me. And enter your name. Asmon Gold. And Hardcore is off.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Customize. Face. All right. Um, I think probably this one. I think number six. How do we feel about? about number six. Number six seems pretty good. Okay, let's go with that. And then hair, hairstyle. So is this the game that had actually my hair in it? Yes, it is. That's what I thought. Great.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Okay. Um, well, I think we're going to go with this. That seems pretty good. And facial hair, let's see what we got. We got the beard, the big beard, mustache, super big beard, Amish beard. No, mustache right there. Oh, okay, we're probably going to go with that, but we'll double check. And let me see. Yeah, we're probably going to go with this one right here. Actually, perfect hair. Yeah, actually, let me give the thing for this to make sure I have this setup. And there's that. And curly beard. Yes, clearly. Message. And there we go. All right, that should be fine. Change the beard color. I will. Chill out. Chill out.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Okay. All right. Um, guys, I feel like that one's pretty fucking good. Yeah. Um, wow. Great. Eyes, eyebrow position. Okay. We'll do like right about here. Eye distance. Just put it about like right there. It should be fine. Eye position. Not going to worry about that. Eyes size is a little bit bigger eyes. Brown eyes as well. That should be good. No. nose, nose width. I have a very thin nose. And I think probably about like right there should be okay too. Mouth, mouth position. I don't think this really care. Lips size, I have very small lips. I have a small mouth in general. About like right there, I'd say. Some like that. Jawbone, jaw position.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Uh, oh wow. Yeah. That's just about right. Uh, okay. Well, I think that's pretty fucking accurate, guys. Move the eyebrows up and down. Actually spot on. Yeah, actually spot on. This is one of the character creators that actually I can make a character that basically looks like me.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Which is scary, considering these characters aren't supposed to look like humans. But that's okay. Anyway, let's go ahead and get started. Here we go. Except changes. Wow. All right. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Create new. Olympus. Okay. Let's get it started. Grapple your enemies? Yeah, we'll see what happens. Half gorilla? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Has six years. Proto Hard and still creating next door a RPG. Early access launch, Norris of Ricket marks a new area for Moon Studios. Currently having us, shape on the game for 1.0 release. Be prepared for an epic adventure. If you're ready, onwards to Sacra.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Okay. When I was a child. What told me stories. Said the pestilence turned man's faces inside out. That sounds pretty bad. Made them grow limbs where none should be. That's bad too. World was nearly lost in its wake.
Starting point is 00:06:05 I think this is new. I don't remember saying this. And she pray at the sarum. That's me on the boat. I sure hope nothing bad happens to the boat. Usually video games that start with a boat don't end well. We still can't.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yep. It's an island. Not a fairy tale. This is a fool's errand. There's no sum worth bringing the likes of them to shore. It's over. Is that me? That's gotta be me, right?
Starting point is 00:07:06 Oh shit, that's me! Okay, W-A-S-D has moved, all right. Okay, so I've got my... Okay, so I can just do a hard charged attack as well. and you saw um so I saw it with fuck yeah I saw it like a year ago it's a long time ago okay all this is sprint okay what's he doing push-ups for what the fuck the hell's he doing that for captain wants a word with you up above all right let's go talk to the captain yeah what up bitch you put the men on edge son we've trapped
Starting point is 00:07:59 I've been trafficked in people before, but... Well... Just wanna move it up. You off my ship. I was paid to deliver you to Sackero in one piece. And I will. Okay. What a nice guy. I get to your quarters and stay out of our way till landfall.
Starting point is 00:08:20 What will let you blow decks? Okay. Let's go. So I gotta go in here. Yeah, I think I remember this a little bit. What's in the box? One dollar? That's it. Who gives a fuck about that?
Starting point is 00:08:47 I bust this shit up. Alright, let's go up here. Oh shit, is that a... Is that a bad boy? Okay. And I got to roll too. Okay, we're good. Sprint?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, bro, like... Okay. And I got meat from the rap. Love it. Looks like I can just dash through all this. Hey. Fetch me the mushrooms from the shelf and herbs from the table. I have to keep studying.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Herbs. I'll go from burn to ashes. Okay. Let me go get this right here. So we got the mushrooms. I'll give that to him. Just grab me that food. Wait what?
Starting point is 00:09:52 Is that supposed to get something else? I forgot. I got it all planned out. Oh, the herbs. That's right. I forgot. Then you go. Along with a sea water and a lot of soda.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Sure. You can eat a mushroom and a pinch. Nothing beats a cute meal. Yeah, have some for yourself. So I got four mushroom soups. Eat food to restore health. Okay. Nice. Done.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I probably shouldn't have used that, but it's okay. All right, let's go over here. Find your cabin below and rest for the night. Okay. Can I open this door? I cannot. Perhaps shut the fuck up before landfall. How about that? He ain't got no tea.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Don't fret if you can't sleep. First few weeks aboard. I couldn't catch a wake. Actually, no, you're right. Today was the day of the new Pope. No, you're right. Good point. Our ship might seem thick with serious. True. But the church welcomes all. Criminals. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Heretics. Even the dash. Even you. Damn. Never too late to repent. Never too late. That's all he's saying? He says I have to repent?
Starting point is 00:11:27 I didn't even do anything wrong. What the hell? Let me look around and see if there's anything else I ain't to loot here. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, pussy ass. You're just another job. Okay, let's go back inside. E to slide.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Oh, I guess have to be a certain area. area okay I'm gonna go to sleep surely nothing bad will happen while I'm asleep right I told you all this shit was gonna happen all right let's go I gotta get out bro the the boats on fire okay let's loot that I got a one-handed sort okay tab all right inventory and I'm gonna put this on right now okay perfect basic attack and dodge all right charged attack pretty simple Okay, attack, yeah, I get it. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Alright. What's up, bitch? Damn! Okay, he dead. That was easy. And a wooden shield. Ooh, to block to reduce damage taken. Okay, so how many reducing damage does it take?
Starting point is 00:13:38 Uh, 10? It doesn't say. Shift is hold shield, okay. Let me see how it works. Do it. Blocks a pretty good amount, honestly. Especially if I can get a better one. Okay, there's nothing else really in this area, right?
Starting point is 00:14:13 No, there's not. Let's keep moving. Oh shit, I got to jump. Almost fell off and died. Let me go get this. How do I get in there? Slide? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:14:39 I got to be careful. Pherying against tougher enemies. Okay? Who I got a Perry? Do it. See what happens. Do it. Do it. Do it. See what happens. Hit me. I don't know if Perry is Roy worth it in this game.
Starting point is 00:15:05 I'm not sure. Captain's Quarter's Keys. Oh, that's the place that I was just at. Oh, let's loot this guy, too. Small vial of stamina. Okay, it's a little buff. Now we're in the Captain's Quarters. Backs down.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Sneak. Okay. 34? Wait, that did double damage. Holy shit. Help, please. You're dead. Oh, I can't kill him.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Never mind. Sorry, guys. I wanted to kill him, but I can't. You know what you call that, gentlemen? Natural selection. It's... What is it? Losers lose.
Starting point is 00:16:12 All right, let's go. keep going oh shit all right let's go oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my shit all right let's kill this bitch yep we're gonna kill them i got wait till i get my stamina okay so i do use okay all right my stamina is rough like i got to get more used to that all right we killed everybody there uh get to the grade and open the grate okay I see it. Let's bust this shit open. No big deal. Uh, all those guys are dead, right? Yeah, they are. Ooh, that's a big boy. I have the wrong one. Okay, he's dead. I shouldn't be here. I told you this boat was gonna crash. It's too late for any of us. She's in the city.
Starting point is 00:18:38 You're a girl? Yeah, I know. Oh shit. This must be a different boat. I think I remember seeing This was like a son or some shit. Asmon old? No. So it's true. His name's baldus. The king is dead. Long live the king.
Starting point is 00:19:43 He was a great man and a good friend. I will mourn him. We will all mourn him. Your father's soul is at rest now, King Magnus. The people look to you for strength. I offer my condolences and my Council, as I did for your father. For many years.
Starting point is 00:20:03 The great pestilence has returned, Lord Bauras. Sounds bad. Yes, I have heard the rumors. They are not rumors. Even now, it ravages the island of Sacra just off our own shores. Turning their men and women into unspeakable things. Oh. The pestilence is a punishment upon those who have lost their faith.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Is it now? How convenient. You question the church? You're not the church, Madrigal. You're just the tip of its spear enough whatever the cause of this sickness. I cannot allow it to spread My father has been weak for many years I will begin my reign doing what he could not We're gonna go war? You are
Starting point is 00:20:46 grieving I must recommend against it's already done. Damn tomorrow Madrigal Celine and her Inquisition will set sail for Sacra I promise another inquisition of this wickedness Our new king's faith in the church is well played My God. My God. My God. My faith was never in question.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Ellsworth is a strong ruler, your grace. Sacra will recover. No. Sacra will be reborn. That's what happens, bro. This is my responsibility to the kingdom. The girl goes in there, fucks everything up. We will reach into every corner of the island and bring it like a newborn babe, screaming into the light.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Yeah. And that's me. It's just like a... It's just like I look in real life, right guys? Wait, whatever happened to my sword? Hey! I thought I had a fucking sword. What the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I remember there are a bunch of little bits of bullshit in this game. Well, I kinda not go up here. It doesn't let me go up here. Okay, I got it. I got it. I was about to die. Okay, so I just got $4. That's really good for me.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Oh, fuck. Okay, crab is dead. Let me actually do one thing. Give me a second. Controls, control scheme, no. Customized keys. What's lock on? Target lock is going to be T,
Starting point is 00:22:56 and this one is going to be walk to mouse. It's going to be T, right? Yeah, okay, good. Unfinished changes. Okay, yeah. So that should be fun. Okay. Let me go over this way. Oh, I thought he was about to wake up. Oh shit. It's not working. Give me a minute.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Customized keys. Save changes. Confirmed. All right, what's up, bitch? Ooh, get out of my life. Crab deleted. You open the shit up. What's in the house? Can I break this? What? Oh, it's down here. Oh, what the fuck? I can break this. I can talk. I can tell there's a cocksucker in here. I can hear him. I almost didn't even want to loot that because it's going to make the area dark again.
Starting point is 00:24:28 We're like, I need a lamp. Okay, I can't do that. Raw food. Do you guys see this? Damn, bro. Like, how's this thing? Where the fuck am I going? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Wait, I can't even do any damage.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Fuck this, fuck this, man, I'm running. I gotta get the chest, let me get the chest. Where's my chest, where's the chest? Fuck! I think I went the wrong place. Oh, I knew it. Should have never brought you on board. Yeah, I'll never make it to Sacrament.
Starting point is 00:25:35 From here, this coast is crawling. There isn't. Dude, I got dicked. Oh, the waves. Can you feel the father? We'll get back at sea. So do he... Can I loot him?
Starting point is 00:26:00 I can't loot him. That's too bad. Okay, so we're gonna do the same thing, but not... Dude, that guy is not fucking around. Okay, let's loot these two. So we got to... crab? What about this? Can I break this? Here we go. We got it. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Big loot. Big loot. Big loot. Big loot.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Wildling helmet. Well, the good thing is that I don't have to worry about repairing anything, because nothing add or re-roll enchantments on gear. Okay. Raw food. Okay, so raw food is, in fact, food that's raw. That makes sense. And then weight class. All that makes sense. too. I'm an unarmed man fighting crabs. And now I have a weapon. No, I have a tool. Okay. Can I cut down the stream? Yes. Okay. Activate axe. Activate axe. Equip. Nice. Okay, now I have one pine wood. Let's go this way. Uh, can I go in here? Okay, I can't go into poison waterfall. I would have never expected that.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I still don't even have a weapon. Oh, this is my weapon. Okay, it's not. What about it in heat? Ooh, this could be it. Ooh, this could definitely be it. This is where I get my weapon right here. Actually, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I could get a bow? Wait. Maybe that's what I do. I use my bow. So how do I use my bow? That's not working. I'm not sure how this works, actually. You need mana?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Oh, oh, it's like an energy source, and so I can't just use it infinitely. Okay. That kind of makes sense. That's new. I don't remember... Oh, fuck. I'm trying to understand this. Okay, they're dead.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I'm getting a lot of this crab meat. We've got a lot of crabs, boys. I don't have a pickax at all. So let's just keep moving. What's in here? The vial of poise. There's a box, box, box, box, box, box. I wanna make sure I'm looted before I go in here, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:04 45 damage, that's actually a lot. This is the big loot, is the big loot. Let's go. Wooden howler, wildling pants. That's really good. Wooden sort, we don't need that. Roundtable and blade oil. Okay, um, well, I think we're going to use the hammer instead, and we're going to use these legs also.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Uh, we are going to go with heavy, and we're going to use, uh, blocking as well. I think blocking is a better idea. Shoulder barge. You can temporarily stagger enemies with me? Wait, what? So wait, so if you're fat rolling, it actually is a strength? Well, fuck, yeah. Oh, wait. Is this a pathway?
Starting point is 00:31:05 It's not. Okay. Fat people are O-P. At what? Eating? Okay, let's go up here. I'm starting to understand how all this fits together. I remember I went through this area the first time I played, and it was pretty expansive.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I got a mushroom, too. There's a lot to do in here. And that's where I started. And that's where that stupid guy was. It needs a shovel. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go the long way see this
Starting point is 00:31:58 you have to think outside the box actually for me I'm thinking around the box wait that's the same place I was just at okay I'm actually still in the box never mind okay what about over here
Starting point is 00:32:13 a trilobite oh fuck wait why did I not I wonder why it didn't let me do that okay I level up a pine fishing rod okay uh tab
Starting point is 00:32:46 escape okay and stats so I think we're gonna put hmm so focus so we have health stamina strength dexterity intelligence faith and focus and equip load I think we're gonna put all three points into health I actually think that's the best play right now early on I think that's just smart equip load um yeah Let's go ahead and just go with health because health will always be a good decision. And this allows me to be more versatile if I choose to use... No, I didn't mean to do that. I accidentally hit the wrong button. I used one of my heels. That was a mistake.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Heroes are limited in this game, if I remember correctly. So that was actually stupid if I need to do. That's okay. Get fuck out of here, please see. Fire, if you can cook meals using resources. Okay, every meal will recover health. What's this? Perfect.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Interast. All right, so recipes. I think we're just going to make as many mushroom meals as we can, right? Yeah, because, like, I mean, those are just baseline heels. So, like, yeah, let's just do that as much as we can. And also, didn't I get another recipe? I think I did, didn't I? Oh, no, it's not that.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Okay, there's that. That's good. Okay, let's go back. We're going to go inside of this tower. Another box. What's in the box? Armor shard and a... Oh, a human bone!
Starting point is 00:35:00 That's great! Okay, and whispers, this is... Okay, that's... this is called the bonfire. Perfect. Oh, shit! It's like I'm back on my act! We got some rat meat. Delicious.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Oh, shit. That's a big boy. Uh, apparently my days come. Uh, which was not what I wanted to have. in there. Okay, so that was bad. Let's try that again. Greedy? I wasn't greedy. I was just trying to loot. I'm just glad I didn't fall onto something and die. So what I should do is I should wait for her to turn around and then approach her that way. You good bitch. What's wrong? That's right. weapons. What's this? Fallen M-bars. Infuses your weapon with plague damage, mesh gloves. Okay. So if I could use double dual-wielding daggers. I wonder if I should use that or if I should
Starting point is 00:37:00 use, I don't know. What do you guys think? Should I use daggers or should I use my mace? the two-handed sword. I haven't gotten a two-handed sword yet. I only have a one-handed sword. When I get a two-handed sword, I will use it. Let's just jump down now. That was a tactical drop. Go this way.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Try the daggers. I think it would be cool to try them out. Yeah, you're right. Let's try them out and let's see what they're like. Ooh. I don't know if I'm hot. I don't know if I'm about this. Damn, bitch.
Starting point is 00:37:52 I got a heal. Can I parry with these? They seem terrible? Yeah, they do. There's one more in that attack combo, right? You know what I really need to do? I need to get more stamina. Like, that's what's really holding me back here, I feel.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Dual-wielding gauntlet. Uh, okay, so number one, let's use the mace, right? I feel like we use the mace for sure. Fisk cuff, iron sword Well hopefully we get something better, right? Another weapon shards. We don't really need any of this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I'm going to go back and try to heal. Oh, actually, let me go here first. Yeah, the next level I get, I'm going to put all my points into Stanima. There's a whole resource gathering system. I haven't done at all. But it probably won't matter until I start crafting. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Here we go. Big box. Big box. Man, I'm not getting anything good. This looks like another short cut. Ooh, ooh, I see it, I see it, I see it. So that's easier to do on a controller. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 00:40:14 That's way easier to do on a controller. Okay, so... Now we're back, we've explored that area, at least as far as I know. Before I go up here, I'm gonna see if I can get my health back by talking to that blue thing. Since I barely even killed anything, you know? Oh, I can't. Fuck, bro. Oh, okay. We gotta get serious now. No more deaths. Let's go up here first. This is a climbing area. Yeah, I...
Starting point is 00:41:17 Ah! Okay, let's lose this. I haven't gotten a single two-handed weapon yet. I think it's because the game's rigged against me. Okay. Can I go up here? No, I can't. I thought I could. It looks like I can, but I don't know how. It's okay. Let's just ignore this. That's a big fucking chest. Look at that. Okay. So it's gonna be like that. Read. Dead warriors may fall, but we will not. We rise.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Okay. So there's a lot of lunge with my attacks. I forgot how much of that there was. I guess we'll cut down this tree too. What game is this? It's called, um, no rest for the wicked. It's still not fully released.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Let's go, you bastard. Oh fuck. Bitch ass. Get out of here. Get out of here, dick boy. We gotta loot that over there too. Oh, I wonder if there's falling attacks in this game. Get over.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I'm not sure. Okay, and I got a round shield. Okay. Let's go back up there this time. I think there is, by the way. Okay, I'm gonna get this right. I am a master of parkour. Blade oil, chip.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Wait, what's this here? Chip slight? What the fuck was that? Gems can be slotted into gear to infuse it. Oh, oh, okay, okay, so we're not going to do that right now. We don't need to worry about that. Okay, that's, that's great. Did I just take damage from that?
Starting point is 00:44:33 I bet I did. All right, let's get that blue thing at the bottom there, too. Oh, actually, oh, I just realized this. Wait, oh, that's a cock sucker. I think I'm actually gonna change that binding real quick. Uh, customized keys. Where's V? Yeah, I just want to have it on there instead.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Because, like, I feel like that just makes more sense, you know? Put with the controller. Oh, my God. Okay. I got a heal. Damn, how the fuck did he hit me from there? Oh, what's my? Damn, bro, these things are fucking annoying.
Starting point is 00:46:01 It's fine. I died on purpose. Jesus, I can't target him. archers are fucking annoying okay so we're gonna get more points into stana stana now okay uh activities no uh stats stamina okay yeah we're doing we're putting everything into stamina right now take strength why like it's not that i can't do damage it's that whenever i do damage it doesn't do anything okay let's go ahead and get this inside of here what's in the box I haven't gotten a single big two-handed weapon yet
Starting point is 00:46:58 This is very upsetting The reason why I want to move that ladder And I went over here in the first place Is so I can go get that blue thing It's all part of my master plan Storage keys room Right over here Okay
Starting point is 00:47:27 So we don't need to go down there I'm pretty sure And I already did this So let's go up this ladder This is another one of those fucking I actually hate these fucking archers let me see how much i can block from the archer it still does a pretty good amount of damage yeah you guys see what i'm saying before about like stamina like stamina is where this
Starting point is 00:48:05 game is at like i'm already doing a lot of damage on my own and then this is the western bridge key oh i don't have that um okay yeah let's go over here yeah stamina is what makes shit happen i wonder if i can go up to here oh i can oh shit and i have to go all the way through there, right? But this platforming is actually kind of hard. I think it's hard because I'm using a keyboard of mouse, by the way. I did all that for $2. What the fuck? One fucking health. I am eating too many of my foods, man. Jesus, man, like I'm getting fucked. Let's look that too. Hopefully we get a two-handed weapon here. We didn't. Feather ring. Equipers.
Starting point is 00:50:01 upload increased by 13%. Oh, that's really good. Okay, let's equip that. And did I get anything else that's better than what I have? No, not really. Actually, massive. Yeah, Mesa's great. Yeah, it does do a lot of damage.
Starting point is 00:50:27 What about down in here? Oh, I never looted this. I think I'm going to heal again. I'm feeling kind of bad because, like, I've already used almost all my heels, and, you know, it's kind of bad, right? Targeting is hard for me to do here. Cup on the sky. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Yeah, the mace is really strong. Yeah, if I can stagger them with every hit, I should maybe just use that. Well, that went way better. Hello? Mess hall key is needed. What's up, bitch? Shit!
Starting point is 00:51:54 So is there like a... Is there like a visceral attack that I can do, or is it just like a... like a perry or a stagger attack, or is it just... Slow down? Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I don't fuck out of sight. Get the fuck out of here. Ooh. Here we go. Uh, where the fuck am I now? Oh, I went here on purpose to get the chest. Okay, let me try and kill this guy. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:56 That was easy. Oh, wow. That's way better. You guys see that? Holy shit. So, how the fuck do I get back? I think I'm stuck. And by the way, we haven't gotten a single holy prisoner leggings.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Deal 13% damage on damage, dodge, stamina decreased, cost decreased by, at high focus, that's really good. Like, because that means like all of my attacks cost 25% less stamina because I'm not using my focus at all. So I feel like maybe I should use that. You skip the guy who could sell you one? You mean I skipped the guy or I randomly fell off the edge that I didn't mean to fall off and then I missed them? Because that's what fucking happened. That's me I skipped that shit. This is the gate, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:54:33 I didn't skip shit. Nice. Is that a dog? Not anymore. What? What? I knew that would knock him down. Okay, that wasn't too bad.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Pinwheel staff. Plague breath. So I have to hit things with my staff to do damage? Well, fuck that. Let's go down here. Okay, we'll go up this one. Use focus. I will, but it's a limited resource,
Starting point is 00:56:16 so I want to hold on to it for now. Go up the thing. Okay, I'm going to try and use it. Jesus Christ. Bro, what? That does a lot of damage. Charge spells must be held to successfully cast. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Spin, gained focus by unleashing your weapons rooms. Uh, okay. I don't know if I really want to use this staff. Like, I feel like it's not very good. Like, because the amount of, like, spells that I can cast are, like, very minimal. And I think I'd just be better off using the mace. and the shield. Like, what do you guys think? Spells are insane? Well, they are insane, but they're just so limited that I don't know if it's really worth fixating on. Jesus, man. These guys are no joke.
Starting point is 00:58:05 That's my last heel, too, or my last big heel. And I have to fight three guys. Let's do it. MAP? Oh yeah, there is a map. Can I move around in a map? I don't know if I can or not. Okay, at least I've explored pretty much everything. And we didn't go there. Rip. Okay. Good one. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Let's do it. Let's see I can sneak in. Fuck. All right, they're dead. Holy prisoner rags. Yeah, bitch. Thank you, stranger. Thought I could sabotage the gate and keep more of these savages from reaching Sacrament's walls.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But I got my damn full self-trapped too. Yeah, you fucked up. I suppose there's a reason I'm a blacksmith and not a soldier. Names Fillmore. If you ever need anything repaired, you come to me. Nothing I can't fix. Now here. This will open the gate.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Get yourself to Sacramento. Through the Orban Glades to the east. It's the safest place for both of us. Okay, gate lever handle. careful eye out. I heard some of these risen speak of a foul presence outside the city's gate. Okay, let's see what can I buy from him. Two-handed great club. Okay, two-handed claymore. So do we want the paddle or do we want the sword? I think the claymore is better, right? A lot of you guys are saying paddle. So stamina well spring.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Is there a way that I can inspect that so I know what that means? Because stamina wellspring sounds like something that gives me more stamina. And if I use that, it does. Okay, well, I'm going to get that. It's obvious decision. Literally the easiest decision of my life. Okay. Oh, that was all my money.
Starting point is 01:01:20 I'm actually going to just sell the staff. I don't need this. Oh, sell. Stale this. Sell this as well. Buy the food recipe? Yeah, I probably will. It's just like as much as I'd want to hold on to some of this stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Like, I don't really feel like using that is going to have a lot of value for me, right? So it's better to just sell this stuff and buy things that are better. Okay, great. And so now I made a, wait, I only made $38? Oh, I've got silver. Okay, okay, I was confused. and I'm going to buy three of these two that way I have heels
Starting point is 01:02:32 and I don't have a shovel I might as well just get it right okay repair we don't need to repair anything right now and let me make sure I get everything equipped oh there okay that's done and then pickax okay that was confusing but we got it
Starting point is 01:03:20 great okay big ball yep it's big ball in Kington Let's go. What? 17 damage. I don't know how I feel about 17 damage. That bitch just got demolished. He did.
Starting point is 01:04:02 He just got his ass beat. Okay, let's do... I think we're gonna do two health, one stamina. I don't think we... Like, right now, I think it's better for me just to prioritize utility. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Jesus. Look at the sweep on that too. And so what happens if I use number one? What does this even do? Is there any way that I can tell what my... I can't tell what spells are doing to me. Staminer regents fast? Is that actually faster? I'm not even sure if it is. I mean, I'll use it before I go into combat, right?
Starting point is 01:05:05 I mean, it feels like it's an obvious decision to do that, but... I'm not sure if I can really tell if there's a large difference. Okay, let's go back. back down here. Oh, we'll go up to the top. Oh, fuck. I'm fucking dead, bro. Like, I'm so fucking dead. All right, let's just get this over with. Regenerable health increased by 34%. That's massive. Oh, that's big dick. That's really good.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Oh, I can only use one ring at a time. And this ring is really heavy. Why is this ring? Oh, it's the equip load. Okay, well, I guess I should discard that, right? I could take that off. Oh, but it doesn't work that way. Okay. So I have to keep my equip load ring on, or I can't wear everything. Perfect.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Go down here. New pants. Uh, no. Well, I guess I could use these, right? I mean, like, if I use these with a lot less weight, but I'd lose a lot of armor. I guess, you know what? Let's do that. Let's do that, and then we're going to put the ring on.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Yeah, that's smart. Now we're going to move this one. A small vial of focus. I got a key I'm not sure Oh oh I got I opened that door with the key I've got like three keys so far So it's got to be a reason I've got these right
Starting point is 01:07:43 Oh this is the original one I remember I got this early on Frost scale ore I got focus and a torch Oh I probably need that for that one area I went in at the beginning I just got destroyed Juke garment
Starting point is 01:08:03 What is a jute garment Can I go up here? Oh I can't Fallen imbars. What are imbars? Alter enchanted items. Okay. Um, let's try to go down here right now. Fuck! This cock sucker's gonna hit me, isn't he? Fuck you, man. Jesus, he's so fucking fast. 93? It's getting destroyed. All right. That's what we're talking about. Let's go. Okay, I'm a retard. I still can't go over there. Oh, it's this little pathway, I see now. Okay, let's go this one.
Starting point is 01:09:54 What's up, bitch? What you want, bitch? A serum. Forgive my father. He mistook you for one of the risen. Happens a lot. If you make for sacrament, there are worse things and bandits up ahead.
Starting point is 01:10:09 The great beast is loose in these glades. Damn. Damn, what? You say it used to be a man. I wanted to go after it, but father says... Father says the torner not to be trifled with. He's right. Makes sense.
Starting point is 01:10:29 I don't fear the pestilence. I prefer you alive. Okay. Let me see if I can make some more mushroom soup. Yeah, this is the big soup situation. And how do I, how do I equip my hot bar? So I have F here. Where is my hot bar?
Starting point is 01:11:04 Hold F. The recipes. Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay, what do these make? Increases Stanima. Wow, that's big dick. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:11:35 That's massive. Let's look around. There we go. And that's what... Oh, I see, I see. So I needed to do that anyway. What's this? Hello.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Owo! Watch where you're walking. Another traveler blind to the bounty under their feet. I am Marcos. What's up, Markass? If you're looking for some swill that'll turn your eyes yellow, have your piss red? Might I recommend a challenge?
Starting point is 01:12:40 Then again, you carry the markings of the serum care to prove yourself the genuine article and earn the right to taste my elixir's inside this cave there is a rare and potent flower i owners bloom find the bloom and if you are seren then i can make you the horse promise that you'll see god this dialogue okay that's a big dick sucker i remember I'm not sure if it's worth using, uh, what do you call it? If it's worth using my charged heavy. Right now.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Another dick, so. It's just so slow, man. I don't know. I feel like maybe we should have gone with a faster weapon. Okay, well, we're not going down there. Well, actually, you know what? I've got a feeling that somehow I am going to make my way down there. But not yet and not on purpose.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I'm stuck, I'm stuck. 41 damage. Perry, Perry, Perry. Jesus. Let me go down here first. There are a few things I missed. There's this fucking guy. Your blood's gonna boil.
Starting point is 01:15:17 I can't get to him. I think I should just ignore him, honestly. Yeah, I think we're just gonna ignore him. Okay. Wait, I can climb up there. Wait, what the hell? I think it was a bug. Uh, maybe I'd go up here.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Please. Oh my God, that was fast. I always got some fucking exploit, cheating ass bullshit that I got planned, ready to go. Every single time. What's up? So how do I change my food? Is it holding F? Okay, it is.
Starting point is 01:16:36 How do I... Do I... Is it like this? How do I... How do I... Oh, I see. Do it... Do it...
Starting point is 01:16:51 what happens. I didn't need to. I feel like we're doing really well. I'm gonna be honest, guys. Like, I think we're doing extremely well. Let me go get these mushrooms. This is like that pretty much a best case situation. Uh, speed running. What is this here? Let me get this. Jesus. Okay. I still can't believe I haven't gotten a good weapon yet. I think the game's rigged against me. I'm sure I'll get it off the first ball. Okay, let's go down here I can't go up I can't go down there I'm pretty sure
Starting point is 01:18:06 That's another dog Oh for a second I thought that was something that was trying to hit me That's something that's trying to hit me Do it again see what happens I know what to do What the fuck up God damn it man
Starting point is 01:19:06 Like how how did I get hit by that Those explosions are so big Okay Oh this is it Let's go. Let's go. What's this? Touch Ionia's balloon. Let's get it.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Wait, what the floor? Oh, big box. There's a lot of loot. So can I, is there an area that I can go down to here, maybe? No. Oh, shit, I've got to go all the way up there again. Go down. I'm getting kind of scared.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Oh, I should mine the ore. Oh, you're right. You know what? I should do that. Oh, it's got to be down there, right? It has to be. Oh. Dude. These monsters, like, oh my God, I'm having such a hard time against them. Okay. Let's see. What do I want to do now? Let me go back up here. Yeah, I'm really fucking up, huh? All right? Now there should be, this should let me go over there, right? Yes. Yes. Wait, that's it?
Starting point is 01:22:15 Wait, what? What? Guys, I think there's a bug. I didn't get a big item out of my... What the fuck? What a bunch of bullshit, man. Okay, let's go. Fallen embers are great.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Yeah, I just wish I knew what they did. I forgot. Oh, wait, what the hell was this? Wait, how the hell do I get up there? I'm about to die. We all know I'm about to die. Let's go ahead. Let's just get this out of the way.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Let's go. Oh shit. I gotta be really careful. Okay. I can go up to the top even more. Get over there, bitch. Okay, good. Back to Ash with you.
Starting point is 01:24:07 Okay. That's a fucking pop sucker, I can tell it. I hate this fucking gang. God damn it. Shit! I hate those fucking mobs, man. Who is it? Fuck.
Starting point is 01:24:47 This is bolt. No. Bucke out of here, bitch. Okay. Oh my god, there's more? Bro. Bro. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:25:55 I can see them. They're all over there waiting for me. 82 damage. That's really big. Okay, we're going to use a mushroom here. Just because I feel like it's a better option, considering my health isn't really that low, and I want to conserve my big heels.
Starting point is 01:26:51 Okay. I don't know if that's a path I'm supposed to go to. I'm pretty sure it's not. I hate this... Oh god, I hate... No! Damn! I'm just trying to play the game!
Starting point is 01:27:41 Jesus! Let me go ahead and mushroom again. Is this... is what I think it is? Yeah, it is. I gotta look around. Uh, that sounds pretty bad. Did I... Did I do it?
Starting point is 01:28:36 I think I did it, right? Because I just do the thing? I think I just did the thing F, Shrun, yeah, that was nuts I, yeah, I don't remember that because like at the beginning I remember doing this in like the beta or something and I was like, oh I remember this being really annoying
Starting point is 01:29:08 but I was like, I remember I was finishing it I was like, yeah, this is fine, this isn't annoying at all and then it had that fucking path with all those cocksuckers attacking me never mind, okay, this is where I get a big loot right? it's not okay and then oh this is the path on the way back okay great and now we go talk to the guy was a close one yeah it was well well well well that is surprising yes 10,000 apologies but I have to know if you were a true serum
Starting point is 01:29:48 a i own this bloom shows sedum that which is otherwise left unspoken and the poisons anyway else who touches it. Perhaps you are worthy. So he just had me go do that and I could have died. Oh, bye. You say you came by way of sacrament. I hate the city, that stench, that scary. Maybe there are more people there deserving of my gifts. What a nice guy.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Yes, a decision. I shall enter its walls and offer Oh, I'm leveled up too. Okay. So, oh, I thought he'd be able to... Okay. So... Now we'll do stats, and I'm gonna put my points into... Honestly, guys, I'm gonna put one point into strength.
Starting point is 01:30:56 I'm gonna put three points in the strength. Okay. I personally feel like... I don't know, like, I'm still not really a big, a big believer in more damage. I think control is more important right now for me. I'm going to some of these two. Activate that. So now I've got myself a, oh, I can fish.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Gotcha, bitch. I got a carp. Oh, I attack in the direction that my mouse is in. I didn't even realize that. Man, you guys see that? What's up, bitch? Bro, I just fuck these dudes up. Let me mushroom this.
Starting point is 01:32:29 That's a lot. Yeah, I can go up here first too. I see his ass. Oh my... Oh my God! There's more! Watch this. I don't want to. Dude.
Starting point is 01:33:09 I'm actually just destroying these guys. Oh my God. Let me go down and kill this guy at the bottom first. You guys see him? I'm gonna jump attack him. I feel like I'll take fall damage if I do that. 79! Just guys are getting destroyed.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Um, I think we're gonna get this too. Let's craft that item. Okay. And we need more herbs, but we don't have any more herbs, so let's just ignore that. And it looks like there's nothing, I guess I'll do this. Chipped coal. Just what I needed. Alright, let's go on this way.
Starting point is 01:34:34 Did ever finish Sekiro? Yeah, a long time ago. Okay, so can I just drop down on this guy? Dude. This paddle is OB. Like, that was even with me fucking up, too. Armor is increased by 17% stagger resistance. Oh, bro, I don't know if I can even use that.
Starting point is 01:35:18 Let me see. So, like, right now, uh, replenishable health. I don't even know what regainable health is. Oh man Like Cold resistance I think that no You know what
Starting point is 01:35:46 Let's not use that Yeah Yeah we're gonna use the other item instead The load is way too high I think my load is just fine Oh I forgot the chest Wait did I No I didn't
Starting point is 01:36:09 Okay yeah I lose it Okay I don't know what I was thinking This is another big loot situation It's kind of crazy how I haven't received a single item That's a two-handed item Other than the one that I got myself and I bought from the vendor Was that a chaos orb?
Starting point is 01:36:46 Activate? I wonder how the fuck I'm supposed to get up there I don't know Oh, you can see that guy right there Oh, this is a path that was already at before Okay, so how can I agro one but not the other? What? Damn, bitch! I'm always on that bullshit, man.
Starting point is 01:38:05 Every single time. Well, I can't break this. Okay, let's see if we can go. It's down here, maybe? Well, let's get this right now. Oops. I got fire oil, which is pretty good. I'm gonna go up to the top before I go up here.
Starting point is 01:38:51 This game has fishing. Yep. I'm not gonna use it though. I usually don't fuck around the secondary professions and games unless I have to. But we will cut down the trees. We gotta go in the water here. There's two of them. I thought I rolled that. I guess not What game is the best fishing mechanics in your opinion? Oh, I just looted a claymore? Wait, what the fuck? Oh, I guess I could check which one's better, but So what's if I use a Claymore? That does seem pretty good. Let me try it against this guy.
Starting point is 01:40:23 I'm waiting for him to turn around. I can't wait too long because of my stamina. Oh, fuck, I analyzed the poison cloud. I thought that was just like a smoke cloud. Let me heal. You missed a dig spot? That's okay. I don't know how to feel about this sword. What do you guys think?
Starting point is 01:41:21 There's a big part of me that thinks that the paddle was better. Because it had longer range and more. reach. That was actually pretty good. Oh man, I really don't know. I feel like both of these are really good. Endless climbing. That's insane. Holy shit. I'm going to keep that for the whole game. Poised defense. I feel like these are about the... Yeah, this is definitely not as good. The paddle's better. Well, it's definitely funnier to use, right? A brutal mall. Look, that might be better than both of them. what about this? Following the light.
Starting point is 01:42:34 There's a lot of exploration here too. I don't think I ever did this much before. Wow. Okay, what about in here? Pull the lever? So, all right, paddle or claymore? What do you guys want? I feel like the paddle is funnier to use.
Starting point is 01:43:16 Everybody wants the paddle. Okay. Yeah. It's just funnier to use. And I think it might have more range, but I'm not really sure. You guys can see a cock sucker over there. Do it, see what happens.
Starting point is 01:44:20 Little risky, what do you guys think, huh? A little unnecessary. I got to heal. Ooh, $4. Just what I needed. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Get out of here, bitch. I feel like we did fucking everything, bro.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Like, we did everything. Let's go back. But honestly, like, we put in serious work. We killed everybody and everything. Yeah, like, that went really well. I guess this door probably opens later. Open the map. Yeah, see?
Starting point is 01:45:26 Yeah, I don't think I can go over there, though. Oh, actually, no, I think I've been there. Yeah, I have. Yeah, we gotta go to here. I have a mental image of the area in my head. I should be okay. Oh, I didn't even know, wait, I didn't even know I could go up here. Bitch ass. Dog shit. Dog shit. Uh, we are going to get rid of, uh, let's get rid of this.
Starting point is 01:46:34 Discard. Then we'll look this just because it's a blue item. It's worth more. This is Sparta. Okay. Oh, over here. Got them. By the way, like, I've done this part, like part of this part at least before. Like, we have done... What do you want? Damn, bro, chill out. What the fuck is this? That's a purple. That's a purple. Poor frost cycle.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Attack damage increased by 17% for six... This sucks. I'm gonna just go ahead. I'm gonna be a little bit safe. We're gonna double up on this mushroom situation. What? What? Let me try that V attack. Oh, that's right, I rebound it.
Starting point is 01:49:20 I messed it up. Damn. So I can just knock them down like that. That's pretty good. I wish I had a way to get my health back. Someone tell him to roll attack? Roll attack. Eh, it's decent, right? It's nothing special.
Starting point is 01:49:59 At least I don't think it is. Read, the boar ass. Who gives a fuck about him? So, ooh, I didn't even even see that chest. That is insane. But it's a one-hander. I have so much stuff in here. Okay, I'm gonna take... I'm gonna get rid of this, and I'm gonna loot this. And I'm just gonna... I feel like I, like, there's no real reason for me to use this hammer. Like, realistically, there's not really a lot of value that this gives me, so I'm just going to... I guess I can...
Starting point is 01:51:01 I can take it, right? I mean, I might as well, right? Can I still dig? I have two of shovels. I have one equipped and then a second one. I'm assuming I've already been here before, right? And this is like a, wait, what the hell is this? Oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:51:30 Wait, what the hell is this area? I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet. Can I go down there or do I die? I die. Okay, we're not... I don't think we're ready for Blightown yet. Like, yeah, I'm not, yeah, fuck this shit, man, like, let's hold off. Enemy's hero one shot you?
Starting point is 01:52:17 Yeah. Yeah, it's a little risky. Bro, fell in piss. Yeah. Let me mushroom again. What? God damn it. Bro, they're so evasive.
Starting point is 01:52:56 Jesus Christ. Jesus. Use the ruin attack? I actually don't want to. Like I have a... That's not very good. I can't equip this right now. I don't have the inventory for it.
Starting point is 01:53:30 I can't use it. Because like I also... What do you want? Do I need that? Let me see. Let me drop something. I don't need this. This is trash. Tattered jute tunic. What's that?
Starting point is 01:54:19 Looks like it's a piece of shit, actually. Damage taken decreased by 12% at full stamina, healing increased by 9%. That's really good, but mine's already better because I have stagger resistance. And yeah, that means it, like stagger resistance is even more important for me because I'm using a two-handed weapon, so I have to make sure I can follow through with my attacks. So I don't think it's really valuable for me to use that. I got to dig this guy grave, apparently.
Starting point is 01:54:54 Game needs cooler outfits, to be honest. I don't know really like, Oh, I thought that was an enemy. I didn't think I could do that. I already have this ring, so I don't really think I need another one, right? Do I? I guess I do, since it's slightly cheaper, or slightly more expensive. Okay.
Starting point is 01:55:55 Better one that? Yeah, I don't know what that is. Okay. That's out like the rising fisherman, am I? So you can get mana back with mana potions. I tried to kill the squirrel. It didn't work. Um, I don't think we really need to cut down a lot of trees.
Starting point is 01:56:31 Oh, that's a cock sucker. Let's kill them. They are so fucking evasas, man. It's crazy. Okay. One thing that I do appreciate is the fact that... Have I been here before? Yes, I have.
Starting point is 01:56:58 Okay. I see now. So I need to come back down here. Bro. I don't know where the fuck I am. Like, I'm just... I'm just doing me. Okay, I don't have room for that
Starting point is 01:57:20 Chip Bloodstone, that's nice I'm assuming, that's probably a good item Oh, there's a box over here There's like no way I know how to get that I hate those archers, man, they're so fast I don't even know where I came from here Oh, oh, I see, I see now, I see No, no, no, no
Starting point is 01:58:45 And this is where I was just at Okay, we have finally made it back to where we were originally at, we will chant handle this thing and then let's get ready and do the boss. I know there's a boss that's coming up here because I've done this. And this will probably take me to that one place. That was just out. We need more of these roots anyway.
Starting point is 01:59:26 Walk out of here. Dude, this paddle just beats the shit out of them. I can hear something, but I don't know where it's from. Why? Another gear inventory is full. What can I throw away? What's cheap? Um,
Starting point is 02:00:33 these pants are cheap. Let me go ahead and get rid of these. Thieving drifter pants. Damage taken, reduced by... I don't know, I've already seen that. Police defense. Yeah, these are all garbage.
Starting point is 02:00:55 That's also garbage. I don't need that. Dude, we really need to do something about this inventory situation. I should have actually just gone back and sold my stuff. What the heck? is this what the fuck oh my god look at all the mushrooms this is a big mushroom situation all right i'm gonna eat one too okay oh i see where i am now we got the boss sell your shit you're right you're right i probably should beat this shit so i think i
Starting point is 02:02:38 probably actually should sell my shit because he's gonna drop loot and I don't want to have to like deal with it. Let me go back and sell real quick. Kind of annoying, but you know, it's whatever. I didn't even see that. I'll come back and get it on the way back then. Oh. Jesus. Oh, I got mushroom soup out of that too, which is good.
Starting point is 02:03:23 Wait, I thought I looted this. I guess maybe not. Okay. We need a lot more of these herbs. I've got to go in here and talk to the blacksmith. Who should be right in here. Perfect. Okay. Finally.
Starting point is 02:03:55 Finally. We have made it back. We're selling this. We're selling the pants. We're not going to sell the feather ring. We're going to sell these. I'm going to sell the gauntlets. Selling this.
Starting point is 02:04:13 I think we just sell. the claymore right how do you guys feel about just selling the claymore yeah i mean it's it's a gray item like what am i even thinking about this is also uh i just don't really see myself using this i'm just gonna get rid of it item durability we don't care about that uh i don't think we really care about this either i don't care about this we don't need two in those climbing rings so we're just going to vendor one of those. Ah. I don't think I really need that either.
Starting point is 02:05:12 It's not actually ever going to use that. Okay. I could buy more of these, but I feel like I don't really need a lot of heels. And there's no upgrades I can do, right? No, there's not. Repair free? Okay, I want to repair everything, then.
Starting point is 02:05:33 You go on ahead. Okay. All right, now we're going to beat the boss. Let's do it. easiest game of my life. There we go. Kill something before that? Oh, I'm fine.
Starting point is 02:06:10 Yeah, everything should be okay. What's this? Well, I never even saw this before. You guys thought it was over. Not quite. Okay, now it's over. Alrighty, gentlemen. I'm going to use a fire enchant on the weapon, too,
Starting point is 02:06:51 before I go in. There's a chess? Do I not see it? Let me go get it. items respond yeah i know some do and some don't that's why it was confusing for me i wasn't sure which one is which okay i see it now huh but i can't get to it the other side i see a little bit of dark souls action there kind of fuck me around okay i've been there it's too bad i can't kill one more thing or i'd be uh uh oh i got one
Starting point is 02:08:18 One life. I'd have more levels. Rat? I only got one point for the rat. I'd have to kill seven more rats. I don't think there's that many rats. Okay. Let's fucking do it.
Starting point is 02:08:48 Give me one second. Heat damage as well. Let's do it. Actually, let me also put this in there, too. Let's beat his ass. All right. Let's get him. Got fucking destroyed.
Starting point is 02:10:28 Oh my God. I didn't even have to heal. Jesus. He burned? Yeah, I was like, oh, he's almost half. Like, yeah, I was like, okay, I'm gonna use fire damage. And then he just Insta died. That was easy. A little over-leveled for that boss.
Starting point is 02:10:54 You think so? Let me in, bitch. State your business. Quickly. Don't think just because you fell the beast. You're an ally. It's all right, Winnick. I apologize for the lack of hospitality.
Starting point is 02:11:20 My friend here has his guard up for good reason. Once the raiders took the old fortress, their bloodshed has drawn more and more of those things towards our city. How did you manage to slay that monstrosity? I just had it. My God. Your Serum, the watcher's call has been answered. Ha! I told that old Cuddy was wasting his time.
Starting point is 02:11:46 For once, I'm glad I was wrong. Serum, in the flesh and on our eyes. I thought you'd be taller your kinds well damn what the fuck my trust you'll find a home here seek the watcher up in the rookery to sacrament well he cooked the fuck out of him who's that voice actor is that he's hooker uh it's the guy that voiced the um uh the elf guy in monster hunter world Ass travel and locked. Okay, that's really good. Caroline.
Starting point is 02:12:37 Oh, God's reach, what now? Fat. Me in's nothing but cinders. And my husband went venturing down to the shallows and never returned. I gotta go get his ass. Oh, but no. That ain't enough suffering to put on these shoulders. Now I've got to deal with some outsider trampling over my livelihood.
Starting point is 02:12:57 Damn. Can you rebuild me tavern? Can you find that super? that suit for brains kooka married no in that case we got doors on all sides now kindly choose one she telling me to get the fuck out of here first the tavern then my husband man what a bitch innkeeper's husband near mariners keep oh i could go get him Damn. Let's go to the rookery.
Starting point is 02:13:25 Let's go to the rookery. If you make for the rookery. Oh, let me go over here. Ooh, now I got fast travel. Nice. Okay. Damn, bitch. The city's gone to shit.
Starting point is 02:14:02 Okay, I think maybe it's this way. I remember there's like some tower I need to go to. What the fuck it is. Pretty sure it's not here. I'll figure it out eventually. Check the math. No, I'm gonna figure it out myself, guys. Oh, maybe it's up here.
Starting point is 02:15:03 Damn. Yeah, this city's a lot. lot bigger than whenever I feel like it's way bigger than whenever I first played. I'm trying to find where the hell this guy is. Where is it? Oh, I see, I see now. I see, so I have to go into there, right? No?
Starting point is 02:15:33 Oh, it must be up here and around. To the rookery, Sarah. Yes, yes, okay. Fortune and Saturn. Yes. Just across the bridge. Okay. Damn, this is a big-ass fucking city.
Starting point is 02:16:01 What's up, you little nerd? It's an honor to meet you. I've only ever read the ancient texts about your kind. They have come, master, from across the sea. Oh, baldy. The best ones. It fester. Festers, everything it touches.
Starting point is 02:16:30 Did you not hear the serum have arrived? They won't come. Never answer. I apologize. He was, is a brilliant scholar, but it's been so long. His name's Joe Biden. God's reach. Oh shit.
Starting point is 02:17:07 Governor Ellsworth. Madrigal Selene, I apologize for the lack of a formal welcome. If you sent word, it must have been lost. A welcome sight, though, aren't they? About time, Phelan sent reinforcements. My inquisition is here as an act of mercy, Baron Winnic. There is an unholy presence on this island. I have come on behalf of King Magnus, who sent me...
Starting point is 02:17:31 King Magnus? The boy. I... Forgive me I thought you had heard Your brother the king Has passed Damn
Starting point is 02:17:52 How long It will be a week tomorrow You should return to fail in governor Your nephew has extended his hand He invites you to rejoin the family Thank you, Madrigal But Sacra is my home
Starting point is 02:18:11 Sacra will be incapable hands My Inquisition have quartered ourselves in Fort Reach And will remain for as long as it takes to heal this island Fort Reach Sacraments a bit out of your way then, isn't it? My outfit encountered a group of raiders As we came ashore on your coast We sent all of them to rejoin God
Starting point is 02:18:34 Save one I thought she might be of particular interest to you Oh, it's this girl I remember this. We could have left a body by the side of the road with the other animals. Consider this an offering of goodwill from the church. Touch when our people were sick and starving. We're done begging for scraps.
Starting point is 02:19:10 We take what we need. Uh-oh. Odessa. Don't. Leave her. I'm sure the governor can properly discipline his own daughter. At least as well as he governs his city. My apologies, Madrigal. It's...
Starting point is 02:19:39 She does not stand for sacrament. That's right, I don't. Guards. Take her away. Damn. This way, Riefen. I should have never taught you that little move. You will arrange an escort for my vanguard to Kaelan.
Starting point is 02:20:00 Kaelin? It will be done. Is there anything else we can do? You can rejoice, Governor. Your salvation is at hand. Surely the church doesn't have any nefarious goals. ...their case in ceremony or rookery. We've prepared lodgings below.
Starting point is 02:20:24 A humble room, to be sure, but safe and warm. I hope you've arrived in time to save our fair island. Not only in time to witness its ruin. Damn. The church is always evil, bruh. Yeah, true. So true. Okay.
Starting point is 02:20:51 I think I'm gonna take a break. And, uh... Oh man! We made a lot of progress. We went really far. We popped the fuck off. Is that break time? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 02:21:07 Expedition? Yeah, yeah, we are... I'll link you guys the thing, too. They gave me a link for the game. And if you guys want to try it out, I think it's on like sale or something like that, too. Because they put, like, a pretty big update. And, yeah, so, yeah, apparently, like, there was some issue whenever the game came out.
Starting point is 02:21:25 And, like, whenever the recent patch came out and there was, like, a bug or something. But it's, I think, fixed now. So, you know, you can check recent reviews and decide for yourself. But that's pretty cheap right now. Yeah, yeah, originally, it was, like, kind of expensive. But, like, now it's on sale. And so if you want to try the game out or play it or buy it or whatever, there it is. And so, yeah, anyway, guys, thank you guys all.
Starting point is 02:21:48 Thomas Waller's game, right? Yeah, yeah, this is the, it's. made by the same studio that made um what do you get they made orie in the blind forest uh this is the exact same studio so uh yeah no thoughts on the update uh i haven't played enough of it to like really get to the new content but i'll tell you that a lot of like what i played today uh it felt really clean it was actually pretty good uh like i i did more of the first zone that i had ever done before i pretty i feel like 100 of it right and uh you know i think it was it was enjoyable to do really enjoyable. So yeah, it's a good game. Yeah, I mean, the game, the game plays well. It's a good
Starting point is 02:22:30 game. Like, I would play it more. The thing is for me is, like, I usually, like, there's always a million games coming out, right? And so it's hard for me to keep up, like, with playing every game. But I think also, correct me if I'm wrong, but you get to keep your same character. So, like, if you played it whenever it originally came out and, uh, you want to play the update, I think you can just come, you, you didn't, I didn't 100% it? Okay. Yeah, I, I don't know. But, uh, it'll be getting co-op. Yeah, yeah, definitely. But check out India in Pakistan real quick. You want to stream it?
Starting point is 02:22:58 Yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow morning. And we will also, tomorrow is Expedition 33. That is the plan. And so, yes, we are doing Expedition 33 tomorrow. A lot of people have been waiting for this game for quite a while. And so tomorrow's the day. Tomorrow is the day. So anyway, gentlemen, thank you guys all.
Starting point is 02:23:25 They changed too much. Yeah, I'm not even sure. I could be wrong about that. Yes. Expedition 33 is tomorrow, and I'm going to go and take a break, and I will see you guys all then. And I'll be doing usual stuff, right? Obviously, you know, like fucking around for a while on the beginning of stream, and then we're going to start the game.
Starting point is 02:23:44 And I'm not sure how much of it I'm going to play or anything. I don't know what kind of a game it's going to be. So I'll try it out then, and I'll decide. So until next time, boys, thank you all very much watching. I really appreciate it. I'll see you all tomorrow. Alright, boys. Peace. See ya!

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