Asmongold TV - Dragon's Dogma 2 has some funny moments | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

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I do think this game has a lot of really funny moments. What's this? And the best thing is like you can hear it. Adians entering into the giveaway for the gift card. And I wanted to show, yeah. Boom, bitch! What's up? Hey! And you can see she's new. Look at her health. She's 100-0. God damn!

Hey, chat, look what I can do. I'm the arisen. That's a pretty good hook. That's not even funny to me because it's happened too many times. I'm not even, yeah. That's just happened to me too many fucking times. I don't even want to see that. Here we go again. Oh, this dude's going off the edge.

He's 100% going off the edge. What? Just went right off the edge, bro. Watch. If battle cannot be avoided, this fight or die. Well, he decided. Everyone's falling. Wait, wait, are the other ones falling too?

Wait, oh no! I don't think he can't. I don't think he can. I don't think you can. There's no way. There's no way bro you can't Maybe maybe to the bridge maybe maybe maybe maybe he's good he's good he's dead okay now he's not he's not This shit's so scuffed what's the next one Oh Bro he's using the same attack I did that's so good

Go, go, go, go. Oh, damn. I'm gonna fucking lash out. Ah! Oh, shit. I like how he didn't even notice the fact that his pawn is just, like, gone. Watch. Watch the pawn.

Oh! That was badass. Yeah, this game has a lot of really cool moments like this. This is awesome. What's the next one? Probably felt good, it does. Slide it down. All right.

I guess. Well, wait. Oh, God, we got to see that again. Ponds being pawns. You know what the best thing about this is? The fact that it happens in the second game more than the first game. This shit never happens in the first game. At least it never happened to me.

It's the second game, bro. Like, The moment I've been waiting for. Allow me to gather these up. Oh yeah. It looks like they have done the thing the first game had, which is having lots of items in the work. Do it. Get out of here.

You talk way too much. Way too much. Pawn forfeiture. Please. Get her out of here. I've kind of wanted to do that before myself. What's this? No, bro.

Don't tell me he about to take out your main pawn with a pigeon. You're not about to lose your main pawn to a pigeon. Did he get him? This game's fucking shit, dude. Oh no! Oh my god, this shit is fucking funny. What? Oh shit.

It's the dragon. Bro! Oh my god! I love how every clip is two pawns are already dead and the clip is of the third one dying. Here you little shit. Oh no! Holy shit! You can do that? That's incredible! I think I need to re-spec!

Oh, anime girls play this game too, huh? Yeah, that's this? She's got combat music on. Oh, oh, what's this? 793. Oh, she's in combat. She's trying to decide what to use. I get it.

I get it. Okay, it's going to be it. Okay, okay, okay, ta- All that just for nothing. Yeah. All that just for fucking nothing. Didn't help at all. She's saying, why is my life going higher whenever I use a potion?

I mean, to be fair, their system is kind of antiquated, right? I mean, a lot of people aren't used to that. Damn! Wait, what? Yo, wait, what the fuck? Broke the damn, yeah, what the hell happened? Saved by the cutscene, I guess so. It's like...

Is she gonna be dead? I was just like, you know, staggered. What the fuck? Oh, bro, I need to get this hammer. I keep seeing people this hammer. I want to play hundi, please, I'm ready. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'll leave it to me to me. This game is such a cock sucker sometimes, man. It is such a cock sucker. Oh my god, those are hungry. Yeah, that shit happened to me and it killed me. It actually killed my character whenever that happened. And here it's just character selector. What's this?

What? Look at what? There's an ogre. Or a cyclops. What is? That sucks. That sucks, bro. Like that's your daddy and toy. Yeah, that you can't make this shit. This shit is bro. This shit was like a movie. It was. I'm gonna rewatch that. That was fucking funny. What? What? What is? And the best thing is like he knows it's about to happen.

There it is. He can't even fucking believe it. He says, what the fuck? go on and the griffin at the same time today oh at that that that that peak yeah I had that same shit happen settings what the fuck is this hey god damn what that is this is the edgiest what bro this is the edgiest character I've ever seen holy fuck yeah what's this uh what the fuck oh she on the griffin Yeah, so, I go to go get on. Why? Now, it's gonna'it down.

She, she, she, she, Yeah, see, she got off them, she got off them. Oh, wait, no! Yeah, yeah, no! Look at the stand bar. I, she's, she knows what's about to happen, because she knows her stamina bar is about to be zero. Just, just, stamin, kind of,

it's over. You're dead. You dead, you dead, it's over. You're dead. You don't have one. You don't have one. It's over. It's over, you're done.

We just saw this? No, bro, this is actually, I think actually this is another one. This is another one of the same thing happening. I'll look a couple more. Oh, that's a bad, bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. It's a bad dog.

It sucks, bro. Now you gotta help me. Just sucks. bro. God damn. Great calling. Yeah. You're not helping. He's just tanking them, man. I can't get up because they won't attack.

It's brutal. Oh my God. Now another one took me. My God. Oh my God. Oh, boy, he's hitting the death, the death indicator. You all right? Yeah. Are you good?

Hey, you good, right? No, no, you're good. You're good. It's fine. What is that sound? What sounds? I thought that you had to break that yourself, because I used the bomb. Yeah, that's about right. He got me.

He's taking me. He's taking me away. So, everybody's dying. So if you hadn't played the game, because it's $70, you don't have a 40-90-NASA computer or you don't want to have microtransactions in a single player game that has no fucking need for him. You might not know anything about the game.

But ogres actually target women more. Like, ogres in this game are actually in cells. I'm not kidding. That's literally what they do. Eating my face. He's licking my face. This is kind of sick. He's licking my head. Ew. What the fuck is this? This is not

okay. He's just making out with my fucking face. Yeah? Disgusting. Oh my god. This is immediate, bro. Immediately the wolves. God damn.

Hold on Utrud. Oh fuck. I didn't think it was gonna be that. I never seen that happen because I play a dude character. I didn't even know this could happen, bro. Look at this. Oh man. Man.

But this is whenever she realizes. Her face, what the fuck? Ugh. Ugh. This is some nasty ass shit. That's what my grandpap would do. When I am by your side. Let my magic's grant you an elemental spoon.

Bro, Garfield. Garfield, the Tier 3 sub. Look at that. By your side. Let my magics grant you an elemental tune. Look at that. Just immediately. Bro, that said immediately ban that kid.

God damn. Spirit? Bro, that guy got skewered. That dude is done. Get him out of here. True. You sow nothing. Yeah, I would have had to redo that too.

That's what I do. I'll have to have for every time. Mod that pawn. Yeah, for real. I guess the child really doesn't like to be carried? I wonder why. Oh, bro, I've seen this shit happen. Okay, maybe you don't have a quest.

I thought you... Oh, God. This shit happened to me like five times. Yeah, fine. I'm fine. Thanks for the heel. I'll press space bar into the shift. I may be a brave hero, but I'm not the most graceful.

That's the fact. No, these are fucking funny. I saw, by the way, there's this other thing that happened. I saw us on Twitter. You can have a situation with a pawn where, well, I'll read it. I'm loving Dragons on a 2, but Dragons Play has to be the most bat-shed insane mechanic ever added to a video game. I forgot about the warning, so I randomly got a cut scene and after sleeping, and now everyone's literally dead, including characters important for progressing the story. What happened to everybody in the city?

Everybody is dead. This might be worth a read. Let's have a look then. That's it. Killed everyone. This is the COVID patch. Oh my God. No way?

Yep. So what can happen is your pawns can just decide enough is enough. And they go fucking. crazy, and they kill everyone. Ponds rise up. That's why you have to, I think you have to kill them every once in a while to remind them where they are on the totem pole.

You've got to throw them in the water. That's what I heard. I just had a thought. The time I spent apart from you was miserable indeed, master. May we never be parted again. Dwell not on the past. Focus on the task that life. Yeah.

everybody is fucking dead that's creepy isn't that amazing like this is the kind of stuff that makes good games use an eternal wakestone to revive the fallen if used here 95 souls will be restored to life oh my god so yeah this game is fucking nuts

like I feel like it's it's sad that there's been so much bullshit with this game that happened surrounding it because this should be this should be what people are tweeting about with this game. You see what I'm saying? Like, this should be what people are thinking about talking about. Like, not this bullshit where it's like,

oh my God, they're selling this bullshit on the store. Like, it's just, it's sad to me because the game has such a great canvas for cool things like this to happen. But nobody is thinking about it because of the other bullshit for $2 micro-transactions. And by the way, like, I mean, it's just it's we talk how many times we talk about it right but yeah i just figured i'd i'd play y'all some clips man