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together with a baby. That's cute. That's so right that. Okay. So is it just her or is it both of them? That's all. I'm the only her. Bring your child to work day.

Okay. Her friend, I feel afraid. Okay. So she's not still. She's part of it. They have drawers. She popped one of the drawers apart, stacked them too,

so it looks like there's one. It's actually two stacked on hot. Okay. Yeah, they're together. They got a kid. kid with him. That's a crazy thing. Sure if they came in the car or do they have like a lookout?

Do we know? She was the lookout. The friend was the lookout. Which way are they going? They're going to the other one. How do you need two people to steal in Walmart? It's the easiest thing to do. It's so easy. Like, I mean, you don't even, like, why do you, you don't even need to do that.

It's just, it's stupid. Can I tell the kid that? How do you know? I know people stole from a lot. Three degrees. That's what I have said. The other one's shitting bricks right now. They need you thought of two security cars walking. So we're good on the black female.

Yeah. All right, let's go grab her. She's in the bathroom stuff. I identify as a woman. She's in the bathroom. I identify as a woman. Oh, this is going to be based. All right, here we go.

Oh boy. She's right here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Just 14. We're gonna make 1012 in the woman's bathroom. They're just spawn camping. Okay, 4. That's 20 to 39. Boyne Beach Police Department. So, Warren Beach Police Department.

I'm sorry? Boyan Beach Police Department. Okay. Come on, man. We need you to step on out, all right? Uh-huh. I'm sorry? Step on out.

You're concealing items. You're under arrest. No, I'm not. Yes, ma'am, you are. No, I'm not. I just saw these items in here. I was just like, like, don't you think that they have a fucking camera,

you retard? What do you mean? That's all right. You're under. Right. Right. Oh, man. I love it, bro.

He immediately hogtize her. Immediately! Yep. Give me your baby. I know, sir, please. I need to call my way. Right up. Or you're gonna get taste.

Jesus, jean. Give me your hand. Give you your hand. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. It's like a fish after you just catch it. You got it on the fucking boat. And just every once in a while.

Come on, porky. Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Come on. Stand up. You're making things work.

Okay, wait a way. You're going to get more charges. You stand up. I'm trying. I'm going to pull my pants up, please. It's crazy, bro. Imagine shoplifting with your toddler. Imagine, dude, can you imagine how bad your sparring R&G has to be that this is your mom?

Oh my God. My baby. She needs to come get my baby. She needs to come get my baby. Stop spitting. going to get another trial. Oh my, they're so tired of this shit. Hey, don't stop.

Stop, bro. Stop. Jesus. Hold on. My nephew's over there. I understand that. You're with him. You were with him.

The second tie for us. She's going to come. They're going to talk to you all. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

She's coming out. See, this is the thing is like never, ever get confused. that this is socioeconomic factors. You see this bitch with her long-ass nails. That shit costs money. If you needed to, if you needed food, you could have gone to a food bank. If you needed, you know, other resources,

you could have gone to a place to get those resources. But you're spending your fucking money on earrings and then new nails and shit like this. And you're not helping your hit. So never listen to any of these retarded, hogs tell you that, well, we don't have any money. There are infinitely many ways to get food if you don't have any money. And look at her fucking nails.

We're coming out. Hold on. Stop. Stop. Yep. I'm going to come get my jip, bro. Micro-wooling? This is a macro-wool-wur. I'm not leaving without you getting my jip. Can she come get my jit? I'm not leaving. Of course you're not.

Get the shopping cart. It's too bad. This is a good at him. It's too bad. This is a little bit. like a Lowe's or something, that way they'd be able to get like, you know, those big trucks? I feel like this would be a perfect instance. You know how they put it like a refrigerator on it? No. I'm just going to walk out of here.

Yeah. Like a pallet? Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on. I'm right here. They're going to give me no one.

I'm right here. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, y'all got to give me my kid. Y'all can't do that. Listen. I thought you said was your nephew. You all are going to give me my kid. That's what's going to happen.

My hands on y'all. I'm not touching y'all. So you can go get my kid. Okay, then I'm going to go get my kid. You don't make orders here. We're here? I don't know. Because you guys are doing stuff in the store, right? Doing what?

Trying to pay for some shit? Okay. You're talking about, don't come at me like that. Okay, yeah. You want to detain you if you want to check my purse? Because I don't got shit. You want to hang out? You want to relax or I can put you in handcuffs and deny you.

No, you can't do nothing. No, come here. You can't do nothing, bro. Let her know. Come here, daddy. Take it, step to the side. Step to the side. You're going to give me my nephew.

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I'm pregnant and you're putting your hands on me. Relax. Relax. I will cooperate with you guys. Please let go on me. Please let go. Let go. Like you guys are literally putting me in handcuffs for nothing.

Uh-huh. So you think. What you're on by your back? See, this is how all the cops need to act. Immediately hyper-proactive. Just, okay, you're crashing out. We know you're crashing out. You're getting locked up.

You guys do realize you're putting me in handcuffs for nothing. Right? Hey, little man. Come here. Come here, Bobba! Can she get my baby's house? Dude. The baby's come on with us.

Jesus. I need her to get my baby. Jesus. I need her to get my baby, though. You're not saying that her baby. I am. I am. You can put it right around my jacket, is what you can.

Relax. You don't make orders around here, all right? Y'all do realize you're putting me in handcuffs for no reason, right, knowing that I'm pregnant, and I didn't give nothing wrong. Like, I literally have nothing wrong. I like how she's saying this as if they give a fuck. You think they even care? I don't give a fuck about this at all.

That poor kid, dude, this poor kid. Oh my God. Legally, you can't do this because I'm pregnant. That's your mom and your aunt. Getting packed up at Walmart. Yelling at y'all? Legally, I can yell at y'all. I can tell you to go to hell legally.

Go ahead. Have a seat. Have a seat. No, I need my child. Have a seat. You're resisting. I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting.

I don't want to sit. I don't want to sit. Dude, I don't want to sit. Are you fucking kidding me? Just sit down. Just sit down. What is,

oh my fucking God. Sit down. Jesus. Yes, you have to. You guys got me in handcuffs for no reason right down. This is crazy as hell. This is crazy right now. Right now.

I got you Adorei, I got you bro. I got you. Noah's right here next to me, right here. Bro, give me my nephew, bro. Like, you guys got me in handcuffs for no reason. This is crazy. All my shit is inside in that damn car. Yeah. Like, bro, this is crazy.

This is crazy as, bro. My baby is at home, bro. This is too much. This is too much. Uh-huh. I'm not getting in your car, so. There's no reason for me to get in your car. I'm not getting in your car.

what are you doing? What do you think is going to happen? Has there ever been an instance where I'm not getting in your car doesn't result in them getting in the car? Oh my God. It's so tiresome, I know. Sir, let go on me, please. Ma'am.

Please, let go on me. I'm asking nicely, I'm cooperating, but you don't need to hold on to me and have me in handcuffs. No, I'm pregnant and I'm not sitting in your car. No. You can't put you in there because the other person is in there. You cannot put me in there because I'm not going to jail for nothing. We never said you're going to jail yet. You need to take me out of handcuffs.

Legally, you can, okay, let me call my lawyer. Take my handcuffs off. Take my handcuffs off because you cannot do this. You cannot do this. Can you take a seat, please? No, no, I got to get home to my daughter. You're not working with me. I need to go home to my kid.

My kid is at home with a baby. Okay, take a seat. Bro, give me my fucking kid. Take a seat. What are you talking about? Get this shit off with me, bro. You're doing all this for no reason. No, because I don't have nothing.

It's actually crazy. It's working, bro. He's just spamming it and she's is actually wearing her down. He just said it like, you know, it's, it's crazy like saying it like the 17th time actually worked. Can you imagine how relieved he is? So what the fuck do you have me in handcuffs? Are you going to quit? Did I still?

No, I didn't. Bro, get me out these handcuffs, bro. You're just making it longer than we used to be. You take a seat. We get everything done with and then you could go about your business, right? For what? I didn't take nothing. Are you going to go inside the car?

Bro, get me out these handcuffs, bro. Because, like, I already said I need to go to the hospital. I don't feel like. You guys got me jittery. I'm fucking four months pregnant. No, let me out of these handcuffs now. That's not going to happen. I have a daughter I need to get home to us with a babysitter.

Okay, good. Listen to me. Bro. Listen to me. This is, this is not going to happen this way. Okay. You have me in handcuffs right and I didn't touch anything. I didn't steal anything.

I don't have anything in my bag. I didn't steal anything. I was paying for everything that I had. That's irrelevant. Okay. No, it's not irrelevant because you got me in handcuffs for yelling. Isn't it so sad that these people are having kids? It's so sad.

You're in handcuffs for a reason. So you've got a babysitter to go rob Walmart? Yeah, that's probably what happened. So I need you to put your legs in the car so that we can move forward with the process. I'm not going all the way in this car. We can move forward with the process. That's, dude. I have very bad, no, I can't.

I'm going to end up in a hospital. I already feel like I'm about having anxiety attack. You guys are going to have to call an ambulance, bro. I'm literally about to have a music. Okay. Would you like us to call the fire department for you? Can we, bro, can I call my kid, please? What kid?

Where? My kid is at home. Okay, stop in the lane. I'm staying right here. Like, bro, no, my child is at home, bro, and I'm getting in trouble for somebody else and shit, bro. Please get me out of these handcuffs. I like how she acts like it's like some random thing. Meanwhile, you're going there helping her steal stuff.

You know that's what's happening. Like, this is your friend, it's like your sister or something like that. Like, please, like, bro, I'm pregnant, I don't have time for this. I don't. We don't have time for this either. Okay, and you have me in the back of your car for no reason. We do. Have you?

No, you don't. No, you don't. Yes, we have a lawful purpose for being here. I don't hear that. Listen, guys. Just explaining it to her. You have... Hi, baby.

No, I need to kiss my baby. He's fine. He's got to be in here, okay? We kiss. You have the right to remain silent and not answering questions. Any statement you must make it must be freely involuntarily given. Sit down. Sit down.

You're going to get multiple resisting charges. In front of your kid? In front of your kid? Come on. Can I sit properly? Well, no. I make you check properly, but you don't want to listen. Because I want to sit there.

Sit the f*** down, all right. Jesus Christ. I'm just standing. He makes me want to sit down. I can't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. God. Because she was stealing. That's why you were here. That's exactly why you were here.

Oh, we are? Yeah. So you have knowledge of this. They're so stupid. You know, yeah. How do you get him like this? Oh my God. Clearly, you guys just pulled her out of a bathroom with shit. So clearly she was stealing. It's obvious. And literally, you just pulled her out of the bathroom. So you have knowledge of this. I just seen her with a bag. Did you not just see her too? I'm standing. I'm standing. Bro. I'm not a bro. Okay. I'm standing. two feet away from you. There's no need to yell.

It's cool. I'm going to see who go in Beach Police Department. It's very cool. You guys have me in fucking hands. Yes, ma'am, we do. So I need to put your feet inside the car, okay? You need to call an ambulance. Is what you need to do. Okay, do you need medical attention. Yeah, I do. Okay. Okay, all right. They just, they think that somehow

they're going to get out of this. They think somehow they're going to get away. minus 20K these people are never going to pay for the ambulance you are you're paying you're subsidizing these retards

I'm pregnant you are and I'm in fucking pain you're paying for this right now this is your money I don't have time for this they're never going to pay for this you can give me my phone I don't know why you guys are putting my phone up there

playing society I like that like y'all are doing nobody's going through your phone or nothing We took it away from the door. You got the whole thing. That's fine. Oh, you're going to go to court.

You guys going to find out who I'm going to take the court. You got to find out who I am saying is. Yep, yep, yep. We have video tape inside the store. We have video tape of me stealing. All right? Do you have videotape of me stealing? I'm just letting you know why we're here.

I'm just letting you know why we're here, all right? You can calm down. Do you have video tape of me stealing? You can explain the situation. All right, I'm done talking. You're done talking. You're done talking. You're done.

Pat her down. Yeah, she needs a pat down. You can. Get up. Is this your question off? You have to check me. You guys can search everything. I don't have to take it.

There's a car. All right. I don't know. What do you mean? You don't know? I'm with you right now, okay? But I didn't hear with my godson. Rain up.

Okay? Listen, here's what's going to happen. What's going to end up happens, he goes with DCF, you don't cooperate. DCF? Here, guys. Let me make the better for you. I am cooperating. Because we can make this a whole lot of water for you.

Well, I'm explaining to you. You're going to you. You don't have to worry about that. We got it under control. So you cooperate with us and we'll make this go. You feel me? Thank you. So tell me what's going on.

Why are we here? Why are we here? I came to get workouts fits. Workout fits? Okay. And that's all? Yeah, and she's moving, so she came about a couple other things.

What other things did she get? I don't know I was in the car, about moving boxes. You were in the car while she was getting the moving boxes? No, we were in the start together. Right there. So she was getting moving boxes. What were you getting?

We were together the whole time. What were you getting? I got my scrubs with her and then we went over to get boxes. Uh-huh. Scrubs. Why did you take the items into the bathroom? I originally wanted her to go pee and took my son. Okay.

So you do realize you cannot take items even in the bathroom? I didn't know that. I've done that before a box in the bathroom. I've heard of gardens. That's fine. We have your own video can sell your items in your purse. That's the reason for your wife. Yeah.

So once you can sell something like a purse or like a purse or your purse. Oh, that's your purse. your property that is a crime okay and Walmart is what pursuing charges is she really Is she really trying to act like oh shit how the fuck this happened here let me what the fuck I actually hit her on button

here uh sorry about that I hit a button on my fuck I was going to pause the video but I ended up hitting a sub only button my bad guys oops um so yeah look at the cut bro like god damn She said it's an emergency call out for DCF?

I have a question. There's no more answers. Why would it be DCF come to my child? Just put her in the car. Like I'm so confused right now. Like, I'm so confused right now. Okay. Put your feet in that way of your head right now.

They're going. They're on their way to check you up. Can I at least call my kids who are at home, please? Like these are my children who are at home. I was not stealing. I don't even understand why you guys are having him. Her house. A babysitter. As soon as we get to the station, you can call them.

Do you have another family member that could stand in her place? No, I don't. That's the thing. I was in the middle of moving. I didn't even know that she was taking anything. That's why I'm freaking out right now because why our police here? She didn't even know. I really hope they both get arrested just because I hate the fact that they're lying. They're so fat. They're so stupid.

And they're lying. Like, really, you think that they're retarded? but are you fucking kidding me you're gonna let these hogs get one over on you really like get the fuck out of here bro I hope they both go to jail that's what I think

that's what I think my back I have back home I have my way to just I was like the president I need to sit right now okay stand up and stay when you're at yeah

she's going to right the other one Sure. Okay. What's your kid's name? I'm not giving you that information. Well, yeah, as if you don't, he's going to DCF. Why? Why? Because I have to have information.

If you're not willing to cooperate. I have the information to call who is going to come back. Well, no, that's not how it works, okay? What do you need his name for? Because it has to be all in the report. Guess what? You're contributing to it, the leniency of a minor? Yes, you can.

Damn. Okay. You contribute. Damn. No, no. Listen to her. All right. Face law for me.

We'll get to see what her mouth. No, no, listen to her. Look. All right. Face law on me. Done. Absolute adult children. It's crazy.

Mental children. Yeah. If you love him, take her to his car. All right. You're going to jump. I'm not leaving to tell you he gets someone here. They is her property. Stop.

Stop, stop her business. Don't keep pulling away. Nothing. Okay. You are. You are. You don't have done it. I need to come to me back.

I need to know. Who's going to come get my child? No. How's DCF going to come get my child? Y'all just told me his brother. I need to call his grandma to come get him. Yeah. I'm not fucking let him go to DCF, bro.

No. And the thing is, like, I don't even know what DCF stands for. Probably some sort of like, I don't know, like, I don't know. like something child some other shit right i have no idea like but if she already knows department child services okay if she already knows what that is oh man i feel like this isn't her first rodeo no y'all said you're gonna meet me yeah yeah yeah yeah just just packed her up side he's with with the other officer all right where's reina your your female she was

with you were with yes she's in this car where's my son gonna go he's gonna go on there DCF's gonna come no I have somebody come get him okay let me talk to them to see what they're gonna do okay just hang on how much family to come get him I don't want and it's this what's gonna happen all right so after you go to the hospital we're gonna cut you a break you release you with an NTA okay as long as you provide all information Listen. I just want my nephew. If I don't release you on the NTA, I have to take you to the county.

So it's all up to you. NTA is I release you tonight and you gotta go to a court date, all right? You tell them, you, you, you argue that with the court. You argue that with the court, okay? But those are the two options you've got. I can release you an NTA or I can take you to the county. Whatever you want to do, that's up to you. I just want to go over my case.

Okay, so we're going to take you out to the hospital, get your information, and release you. That's fine. As soon as I release you from the hospital, you call whatever you want. Please, no, she's going to leave my kids. You don't understand. I need to call them. The faster we get you up to the hospital, they're about to take you right now.

No, you don't understand. If it's going to go to my house, if I don't get out of my face, if I don't get out of my face. Jesus. That's fine. We'll take you up to the hospital right now and we'll let you know, okay? They got the entire EMS over there just because she's crashed. Oh my God. While in custody, the suspect said she'd gotten a job as a chiropractor's assistant and stole scrubs to where to work.

to where to work. Listen. Listen. The good thing is... What the fuck? The good thing is... What the f***er? Ador it.

The good thing, everything is a misdemeanor, okay? Is this your first time? Is it... That's surprising. The judge is going to take that in consideration, okay? So, you know... I never get into any... I should have never done that.

I should have just told him I couldn't accept a job because I don't have a move before. Yeah. So, what was? where were what job did you get? The suspect was charged with child abuse, retail theft, and resisting without violence. The prosecution ended up throwing out her case,

saying they believe they wouldn't be able to get a conviction. Consider subscribing to crime scene cam for more exclusive content and check out these next videos. And that's why we have all of the problems in the world. That exactly is why. She was obviously stealing. Her and her hog sister should be tied up in county jail for at least a couple of years. But for some reason, we think that it's a better idea to let people like this go free.

Go free and let them go. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Getting packed in the car again. Supposed to wait for him to leave the place? I mean, again, right? I mean, like the hogs are, yeah, why we can't afford health care? I know, man.

It's just these people are out. out of their fucking mind, man. They're out of their fucking mind. I only watch one a day, right? I only got to watch one a day. But that will probably be the second one, okay? So don't worry. We'll get to that.

Oh, my fucking God. You got Chuck E. Yeah, they got Chuck E. Cheese, man. That's got to be, I mean, I'm going to be real. Like, that's, that's, like, traumatic, right? And that liberals are permitted every answer to the criminal justice system. It's crazy how we put up with this shit. It really is. I don't know why.

Like, I mean, why would you not just immediately put people like this in jail? Why would you not immediately arrest them? But for some reason, they don't want to do that. They want to let them keep going and do their other bullshit. It's so stupid, man. This episode is brought to you by L'Oreal Group. Beauty is a powerful force that moves us. That's why L'Oreal Group has built a business that is inclusive at its heart with 100% of its brands,

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