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So apparently, big balls has been exposed.
Let's see him.
Here's the interview with Elon Musk and the rest of the Doge crew.
We finally asked the one question on our mind.
Who's big balls?
It's me.
That should be obvious.
Why do they call you big balls?
I just said it as my LinkedIn username.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
There he is.
Yep.
Everybody was reporting on him, having opinions on him, everything like that.
Yep.
There he is.
And he's right there at the White House.
This guy is the fucking, the executioner of these fucking federal government, 20-year, bad performance, garbage employees.
He is their reckoning.
People in LinkedIn take themselves, like, super seriously.
Yeah.
And they're pretty adverse to risk.
Exactly. You want to who takes themselves super seriously?
A bunch of tone policing carins.
A bunch of annoying, obnoxious tone policing carins that complain about everything.
That age is over.
We are sick of those annoying fucking people ruining our fun.
And I was like, well, I want to be neither of those things.
Yeah.
So I just, I said it and honestly, I didn't even think anyone would notice.
And you can see, by the way,
It is a total fucking sausage fest.
It is all guys.
This is the age of the chuds.
That's right.
We're here.
Right now.
We don't have to think about it.
We don't have to hope for it.
It's happened.
Yeah.
LinkedIn is so cringe.
And the best part about this now is that guys can finally make stupid jokes like this.
And it doesn't matter anymore.
Oh, I'm so glad.
What is Big Ballsdale?
Right now I'm working on some payment computer stuff.
So one of our initiatives is to root out fraud and waste.
Yeah.
And to do that, we started looking at the payment computers.
And as mentioned earlier, like, there is no accounting of what payments actually go to in the payment.
Why?
Computer.
So, like, you look at a specific line item, like $20 million.
you're like, okay, well, what is this money going to? And for the majority of payment systems,
it's like, well, we don't really know. And in my opinion, I think that if you don't really know
where that payment went to, can you at least figure out who made the payment and who authorized
them and then audit that person and their close friends? Because that's what you should do.
You should pull their tax returns and figure out where that money's going. Because I think you can
reverse engineer this.
Great idea. Seems simple enough.
Yeah, I mean, as I said, they could pay me, bro.
Any scam, any bullshit for, like, there's some of the new ones that I don't know,
but I know the guys that do know them.
And so I could figure it out.
That would be the response.
Is this the most basic responses?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the most common response.
What do you say when people just say, I don't know?
It's a huge cost for concern because, like, the upstream thing, which is,
distributing the money, literally has no checks and no accountability to the actual American
taxpayer. So it's a huge vector for fraud, waste, and abuse.
Do these people not respect taxpayer money?
Bro, Jesse's asking like, bro, this is the most leading question that I've ever seen in my
entire life. I mean, there's no incentive to you if you work in the government.
I think the incentives will always decide the outcomes.
Yes. Do you guys feel like you're putting yourself at risk?
by doing this because you're stirring up so much hostility by these people ripping us off.
100%. Yeah, of course. Well, we don't need to speculate about that. You can see online in the
protests. It's a bunch of hoes mad. No, you can see that immediately. It's so easy to find out.
But to make that very clear, I mean, I've been hanged in effigy many times.
Yes. And there have been people that have actively advocated at
these violent protests, violent protests, for my death. And also advocated for the death of the people at Doge.
Exactly. Yeah, he was going to say it. Yeah, they docks them. They spread around their information.
They were doing everything. And keep in mind, there is only one reason to spread a person's personal
information. It's to make them
afraid for their life that somebody
may take that information and act
on it in a way that could directly
jeopardize their life.
That's the reason why.
That's the only
reason for doing it.
It's to intimidate
and theoretically put somebody's
life in danger.
I think the young folks
of us have gotten
female threats from
reporters and the public alike.
I think, speaking for myself, I dropped.
Post them.
Post them.
If you've received a threat from a reporter, post it.
Show it.
I thought of Harvard and came here to serve my country.
And it's been unfortunate to see, you know.
And by the way, not only would I post it, I'd audit the reporter.
I would.
Why are you so unhappy about this money?
being discovered.
Let's find out.
Lost friendships.
Most of campus hates me now.
But I think fundamentally,
I hope people realize through conversations like this,
that reform is genuinely needed.
A Doge member dropped out of Harvard.
If there's one,
I think this is important to say,
if there's one group of people who really have a shot of success,
it's the people here.
They're up until 2 a.m., Monday through Sunday.
Doge did not recognize.
weekends. We're working all the time.
What inspired you to drop out of Harvard to do this?
Because you've grown up your entire life, just like every other kid, and you've seen
your entire country be sold out for foreign interests, foreign wars, and foreign companies,
and you're finally fucking tired of it, and you're a goddamn American, and it's time to start
acting like it? That's why.
You know, there's a lot of reform that's needed. I think the value of this and the impact
here is so much more vast than anything you could learn in a classroom doing computer science.
It's a good point, too.
And you guys are sleeping here I'm hearing.
Yeah, sure.
You guys are up all night.
You have this meeting at 10 o'clock every Wednesday.
We'll probably go back to work right after this.
Yeah.
You're going back to work after this.
Yes.
Right.
It's almost 11 o'clock.
That's early.
That's early.
It's early?
Can I go to bed?
Yeah.
I mean, bro, like, were you never in like,
College? Yeah, 11 o'clock is early. Yeah, these guys probably go to bed at like four or five in the morning.
They sleep till noon. They get up. They probably door dash McDonald's to the White House, and then they
keep going. That's what you do. Yeah.
That's an incredible work ethic. You guys should be really, really proud of yourself.
Do good people come up to you and say thank you for doing what you're doing?
Absolutely. There are people in the State Department that will stop you or all of the agencies that we've been to that will stop you in the hallways.
or write emails and say, I was scared to write this,
or I don't know if you're interested in this,
but they usually have great ideas.
And if they often have the best ideas,
because they've worked in the places,
and they've been stifled by the bureaucracy for so many years.
So one of the great things that, at least in my experience,
and we listen to them and empower them.
So, in fact, I'd like to emphasize that
because we'd like to just give a big thank you
to all the government employees who are helping
reduce the waste and fraud,
because this is, you know, we really couldn't do it without you.
So it's a group effort.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So I'm not trying to sort of say, well, government employees are bad.
That's absolutely not the case.
It's just that, you know, there actually just does need to be a serious effort to reduce the waste and fraud.
And we're just making it happen.
And a lot of people in the government are very glad to see it happen.
I think it's really important.
You've got to imagine, like, the complete Karen, the complete, the complete,
Karen Annihilation of finding out that a bunch of basically crazy chud teenagers are now working at the government and they're shutting everything down.
Like, bro, this is like a total federal government worker, Karen.
This is like a total rapture for them.
Yeah, this is their worst nightmare.
Yeah, the frat bros.
Just coming to shut him fucking down.
To recognize every single person around this table that's embedded within an agency is supporting that agency, whether they're working on systems or working through people.
We are encountering droves of government employees who are missionaries, not mercenaries, who are...
Yeah, that's definitely true.
Doge will really cut my summer school program I was going to teach at.
I agree that there is waste, but what the fuck is designing education, a low social and economic students do and giving them equal opportunities?
the reason why a lot of things get shut down isn't necessarily because of what they are.
It's how they're appropriated and what that appropriation is.
And so, like, if you have a system and the system has a good function,
but it's being utilized in a bad way, you still have a bad system that needs to be shut down.
And so that's the difference.
There is going to be collateral damage and good, and there are things that are good intentioned,
but done badly.
And of course they're going to shut them down.
Because doing them badly is also a misuse of taxpayer money.
You can't just say that, well, we had a good system.
There is like some good that this does.
So it justifies a, you know, basically blank check of money.
No.
They're actually here serving because they believe in what they're doing.
And they want to do things well.
We are trying to empower them.
and they feel empowered now to ask the question of why, why aren't we doing this?
What else can we be doing?
How can we fix this?
And I think agency by agency, it is filled with exceptional government employees, right?
And when we give them the tools, when we give them the systems and we leave behind systems to help them do their jobs better, that's the permanent change.
Right?
And they're embracing that not because it's new to them.
It's because it's something they've always wanted to do.
Yeah, exactly.
But for the first time ever, we're giving them the tools and the collaboration to be able to do that.
Baldi's cooking.
It's a very important message.
That message needs to get out a lot more.
I'm so glad you said that.
Yep.
We have exceptional people at all of our agencies.
Very true.
Exceptional.
I mean, they do a thankless job.
The peace stands for craft.
True.
I love to hear how collaborative it is
with these people and these agencies,
and it's not all conflict.
Sometimes in the media, you always hear about conflict,
and you guys are considered these ruthless suits
that come in and scare people.
That's-
Conflict is the exception.
There is conflict, but that is the exception.
Conflict is normal.
Like, this isn't, again, this is more Karen alarmism.
Of course there's conflict.
Duh.
No shit.
It's actually true of history in general.
Yeah.
People study the wars a lot, but actually most of the time there wasn't war.
It's just not as exciting.
It's just not as exciting.
Right. Exactly.
Well, for the TV guys, we like conflicts, but in this case, we love the collaboration.
So thank you guys. Thanks for allowing this access in here.
All right. In other news, 100 days of President Donald Trump's second time means 100 days of Elon Musk and his effort to eliminate wasteful government spending.
So Rich Hedgerton is live outside the White House with more on Doge and just how much it has saved the American taxpayer.
And what its future looks like, Rich.
Yeah, that's right, Brian Ainslie and Lawrence.
The Department of Government Efficiency and Elon Musk say they've already saved billions of dollars for U.S. taxpayers, $160 billion, according to the department, which breaks down to about $1,000 a taxpayer.
Ways to go, though, to the $2 trillion Musk initially targeted.
Doge has slashed federal programs, employees, and entire departments.
Is Doge just getting started?
This is a long-term enterprise.
Please.
It's a long-term enterprise, because if we take our eye off the bowl,
the waste and fraud will come roaring back.
That's the thing. I learned this about roaches.
You got to cut them in half,
and even then sometimes half of them ends up back on there.
You throw them in half, and he throw them in a garbage can,
one of those halves is coming out of the garbage can.
You got to throw the whole bag away.
They can doge, doge when Democrats get back in power.
We're trying to have it be such that the funding is removed,
so the grants are gone.
Because there's a lot of work required to restart the waste of fraud.
Musk's special government employees.
Because like, you know, Elon is also a systems exploiter, right?
Like, that's one thing about Elon, Donald Trump, and like, you know, even George Soros.
These people are expert systems exploiters.
And so they know how to stop other people from doing it.
Opportunist?
Yeah.
Bernie Madoff, yep, system exploiter.
Status is scheduled to end May 30th.
He also says he's going to be spending more time at Tesla.
Democrats want him out now.
They accused Doge of over-inflating savings, cutting vital government services, research, and foreign aid.
Yesterday, Vice President J.D. Vance toward a steel factory in South Carolina,
where he said the Trump administration's first 100 days marks the golden age of American manufacturing.
Isn't it so weird to actually just see him?
It almost feels like that's not him.
And also oil production.
Now to me, that marker means a lot of things for the state of South Carolina.
It means a lot of things for this plan.
It means a lot of things for America.
Number one, 100 days means energy dominance.
We have started drill, baby drilling.
It means cheaper gas.
And it means America that is self-reliant.
As for President Trump, after that address last night at the University of Alabama,
he is spending the weekend at Marlaug.
back to you up so they're not going anywhere it's just their leader's going to go back to one of his full-time
jobs going to probably be there one or two days thanks rich he's going to be there one or two days a week
they did sir bring up that one of the things that doge has done is um their actions have led to the
layoff of 283,000 172 job cuts that is half that's a good start it's a really good start
you guys are doing great but in need to you got to up those numbers of all the job cuts in the country
but it was always been the intent to thin out and lean out the federal workforce.
Got to prune the trees.
Three million people.
Many of them took buyouts.
Yeah, to get paid through September.
If you took that deal, yeah, to sign up what was the beginning of February.
And then you were paid through September.
Many of those people left and got other jobs so they're getting two paychecks now.
Well, I'm concerned really about if a new house comes in during the midterm.
They just start arresting people.
Otherwise, it's just performative.
no, I'm very much a Old Testament kind of guy.
Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Like, I am the arrest them, lock them up, charge them with treason if possible,
especially for like some of those judges that are like keeping gang members in their house and helping them.
Like, I want them charge for treason.
Like, I would go all the way.
Terms are a new Senate.
Back to bases.
Yep.
And four years.
You got set an example.
Yeah, like, people say, oh, that's horrible, that's horrible.
I say, bro, we're just getting started.
Do you think this is bad?
They're still trying to play nice.
I feel like they're just going to put all this stuff put in place.
So I'm just curious when they do this big, beautiful bill,
if they can put some guardrails in place where they can't just reallocate all this stupid spending,
on all this nonsense, wasteful gender studies.
That's why elections have consequences.
That's why you...
They need to not think about that.
They need to think about ways to de-legitimize and expose the amount of corruption
into people that are against them to a degree that it totally destroys and hamstrings
that are movement so they don't get reelected, period.
Like, stop thinking about cooking the books and start making sure that you're writing the pages of the future.
that's the way I see it.
They won't do it.
That's what they need to do.
If they want to keep winning,
they have to show crucifixions.
Not literally.
Probably not.
But they have to show it.
It's a dumb take.
No, it's not.
It's not.
Because people in the future government,
you know how Trump just ignores
the Supreme Court and does whatever the fuck he wants?
That's what they'll do too.
So it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what rules you put down.
They just ignore the rules.
That's just truth.
Vote conservatives.
This is what you get.
If you don't like it, then you vote the other way.
But Elon did say he put into place safeguard so that doesn't happen.
When you take away...
I'm going to start timing people out that call women that are blonde snow bunnies.
Just because a girl is a snow bunny and she's blonde, that doesn't...
Sorry, just because she's white and blonde, that doesn't make her a snow bunny.
I'm so fucking sick of this.
Fucking stop it.
That's not what it means.
That's never what it's meant.
It's fucking annoying.
Anyway.
A contract.
In order to get another contract, you have to fill out all the paperwork.
It takes time.
So it would take a long time to get back to where we were originally.
But you mentioned in the first hour, the Iron Mountain Limestone Mine.
It's this mine that's about an hour outside of Pittsburgh.
And it's where retirement forms, folders, all the documents from people who work in federal
government services when they retire.
It takes about six months for that retirement to go through because all this paperwork is done by hand.
It's stored in manila envelopes, cardboard box.
It's done by hand?
Really?
Hmm.
That sounds like a bad process.
And there are 10,000 applications per month.
So it takes a long time to go through everybody's files.
But there are a lot of people that work at the mine.
There's 700 plus people that operate 230 feet underground.
So if they do close down this mine and make it all on computers, then to make it quicker,
your retirement quicker, those people do stand to lose their jobs. So maybe we could train them to do the computer system.
So it's already happening electronically. This can't be reversed. No one would want to. Here's what Doge is done with the minds, and this is their game plan to modernize retiring and getting Social Security.
Yeah. So basically, if anybody doesn't know, the reason why only a certain amount of people can retire from the federal government per year is basically because where the government can only process.
so many retirements per year. It's because all of this paperwork is stored in an underground
mine and it's in all of these different file folders. That's right. Yep. It's right there.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of? No, it's not. That's the dumbest thing you've ever
heard of so far. I can guarantee you this is not the worst.
If somebody wants to retire, they can't because it takes six months to compile the paper,
and carry the paper into a mine
where it is stored
it's like a joke
really it's like a joke
and also all the calculations is done by
you're ridiculous
everything has to be reconciled
and reconciled adjudicated this is thicker than the
Ward of the Rings trilogy
and if I had to process
we are in good hands
oh boy yep
that's all I need to hear
yep we're good
everything is totally fine
we're going to be safe
I feel safe again. Yep.
And if I had to process this, I would rather do my taxes in the dark than have to go through this.
And so what we're doing is we're bringing this process online with modern software.
And I'm excited to share that as of tonight, we have 25 retirees going through an entirely online retirement process.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
What?
It sounds so simple.
Yes.
And it's great collaboration.
with retirement services inside OPM.
So this has always been their dream,
and we're just here to help accelerate it.
90s, right?
It sounds like something we'd be talking about in the 90s.
Like, oh, this is our first, we have computers,
and we have the first 25 people retiring.
We're rediscovering computers.
About Doge in Congress.
Why is that?
They didn't try to fix this.
Obama didn't try to fix this.
Joe Biden didn't try to fix this.
All of them could have fixed this only because of Elon Musk and Doge
and Donald Trump.
This is getting...
But it's indisputable the gains that they've made.
It's indisputable that now if you're going to want to,
get money from the government.
You have to write what you're actually getting it for.
Yep, everything's computer.
Get ready for it.
Certain things with systems, nothing to do with jobs that are just games.
And that young man that went to the mines, he showed you that thick stack of a one person's retirement.
That's one person.
Right.
I'm Steve Ducey.
How the fuck do you do that?
Oh, my God.
Is that the full interview?
No, it's not.
There's more of it.
We're going to watch more of it tomorrow.
So, but this is the first part of it that I wanted to.
to watch today because it's the shorter version and I thought it would be really funny.
So Big Balls has been revealed.
So we have not only, so let's just get this straight.
We have a, what do you call it?
We have, let me make sure I get all this straight.
We have a guy come in here who's named Big Balls and make a joke about it.
It's all guys in here.
they're talking about like all this government bullshit
a Lord of the Rings joke is made
everybody's laughing
guys I'm thinking we're back
I'm thinking that we are back in a big way
and it feels good
you're goddamn fucking right
oh man we're never leaving again
yeah this is a total Karen apocalypse
we're done
just need wow to come back we voted for this
I wish if I had known this shit
was going to happen. I would have voted for Trump. I'll tell you that. I am so happy with all this.
I am thrilled. Yeah, there it is, boys. And the boys are back in town. Yep, that's right.
Well, anyway, I told my dad I'd be over at his house at 1030, or sorry, 830 and it's 831,
so he's probably about to be pissed. So, peace. See it.
