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Episode Date: August 15, 2025

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Hassan blocked Elon after challenging him to a fight me in Eldon Ring, calls Hassan a chicken shit retard. Context. You can tell a lot by Ubisoft with how much money they're throwing a terrorist platforming streamers. Hassan is a fraud. Sellout would be more accurate. Objectively, he's promoting a terrible game just for the money. He just says it's terrible.

Yeah, he is doing it for the money, right? I mean, like, and I have no problem with people doing things for money. There's nothing wrong with doing things for money. I think the reason why people criticize Hassan for doing things for money is that he's a big advocate of like, you know, socialist policies and everything. When you see a guy that talks all the time about how society is unfair, about how wealth inequality is a big issue and complains and is a big socialist. And this is a person that lives in a multi-million dollar house, has tons of designer clothes, wears tons of jewelry, and lives a luxury celebrity lifestyle. there is going to be a lot of dissonance there and that's a really tough pill to swallow for an average person

and hopefully I'm sure he'll see this hopefully he understands I get where you're coming from I understand it but at the same time you have to look at it from the point of view of just your average Joe your average Joe sees that and he says well if he thinks this why does he live like this and again I've defended him with this stuff houses in L.A. are really fucking expensive I know that I looked at at him. So somebody tells me he gets a 2.7, $3 million house. I know what that isn't in Austin. I've looked at him. But at the same time, that's not going to, some guy that lives in

Wichita or like fucking, you know, bum-fuck Mississippi, they see $2.7 million house. They're thinking about like, I don't know, the, like the White House or something, right? Like a massive mansion. Hassan blocked Elon after challenging him to a fight me in Eldon ring. calls Hassan a chicken shit retard? That is so fucking funny. Wow. And then Hassan, I actually... Did Hassan beat the DLC in Eldon Ring?

I don't think he did. I wonder who would win. Actually, this would be so fucking funny if this happened. Oh, my God. Good for Asmingold. Oh, he's talking about me. So finally, finally... See, guys, I told you you'd come back.

around. That's fine. And yeah, so true. Good for me. Yeah, another call for violence. I don't know how it's not necessarily good for me. There's a call for violence, but maybe it is because it means that people are talking about me. And yeah, there we go. Holy fucking shit. Hassan is such a chicken shit retard that he blocked me. Oh my fucking God. I would, dude, if they want to do it, I would love to see a 1v1 of Elon Musk versus Hassan and Eldon Ring. But the thing is that we have to have, both of them have to stream it. Because we have to make sure that it's actually Hassan playing the character and it's actually Elon playing the character, right? We can't have any ghost, you know, like you can't go and be like, all right, well, all right, I'm going to start playing.

and then you call in, you know, some like Dark Souls 3 PVP expert here, right? So you have to have it happening live stream, right? Best two, yeah, best three out of five. Okay, here we go. Let me see if I can find this. Oh my fucking God.

Elon Musk says Asan is a fraud after taking multiple Assassin's Creed Shadow sponsorships. For sponsoring their stream for me to play. Assas Creek Shadow before it comes out. Maybe it's because I'm a wee. Yeah? Like the fucking literal president, which I'm going to talk about in a second.

The literal president. The shadow president is doing call out posts, calling me a freaking fraud on his website. The fuck. How can you tell me that I am not a gamer? How can you tell me that I'm not a gamer when the president of the United States of America, perhaps the planet is freaking out about my gaming? He's not the president of gaming. Let me tell you. Okay, let me go back.

There's more. He's such a fucking loser. I can't believe it. I can't. Oh, my God. I'm going to have Grimes on the broadcast. You keep this shit up, Elon. You keep this shit up.

I'm going to have Grimes on the broadcast. I'm going to have your daughter on the broadcast. You keep this shit up. You keep it going. I'm going to interview. I'm going to interview everybody. That's a good content idea. Okay.

Time to learn blue sky, buddy. No, this is the, this is the whole point. No, but Hassan is never going to go to blue sky. He's too popular on Twitter. He's not going to go over to blue sky. Okay? I'm going to say it and it's fine, right? I mean, you don't see me going over to streaming on party or something like that either.

I understand it. It's fine. But that's it. No, I did. I did block him. Yes, it's not a lie. It's right here on screen. Of course I blocked them. Man, I can't, I don't want to see his fucking post, dude. What do you mean? If there's a post that is relevant, if there's a post is relevant, Megaponics will let me know. Okay, trust me. Yeah, I blocked them because I couldn't. It was so much. It was always, he posts so much. He constantly fucking tweets and he's, and he's, such a narcissistic man-child that it's just unfa-

I can't believe he called his son a chicken shit retard. Oh my God. Oh my God. Fucking bearable. It's unbearable. I constantly see his fucking dumb-ass pose. Jesus. Okay.

All right. There's more to this too, right? There's got to be more to this. Welcome to the club. Oh, he has this. He has this. guy banned as well. I think this might be, this, this might be the whole thing. Oh man. Wow. Okay. Well, look, I am more than willing to, to organize a 1v1 in Eldon Ring. Okay?

Like, I would, that would be such a great fucking show. We'll get a son, uh, Asan's page. Did he do another one? Well, I don't know where it is. He responded. to Elon and offers Elon to come on stream. I blocked you because you bought this website and forced everyone to see your tweet 7,000 times a day. Come on stream if you're such a big man. Oh, man. That would be funny as fuck.

Bro, an Elven Ring Showdown in the Coliseum. Oh, my God. Oh, I would love this. This is happening live? Yeah, I would love to see it, man. And who do you think wins it? I honestly don't know. Actually, guys, this is the perfect time for a poll.

Give me a minute. There's the poll. Let's see what you guys have to say. Ask Grock. You know what? I'm going to do that. That would be so fucking funny. Let me ask his own AI. In an Eldon ring 1v1, who would win?

Uh... Elon Musk or Hassan Piker. Predicting the outcome of an Elden Ring 1v1 between Elon Musk, Asan Piker is speculative, but can be informed on what we know about their gaming experience and approaches to the game. Elon Musk has publicly shared his Eldon Ring build, which became infamous for its unconventional and suboptimal choices. His character at level 111 leaned heavily.

Okay, so this is, Hassan, on the other hand, is a Twitch streamer with significant gaming experience, having streamed to Eldon Ring extensively, he did. And having known to tackle the game's challenges live, including rage quitting after struggling with an NPC invader, Mad Tong, Albrecht. Wait, isn't that the one in Roundtable Hold? Despite quickly defeating the first boss, Margaret.

This indicates he's comfortable with the game's difficulty and has practical experience with its mechanics, even if he's not immune to frustration. Okay, in a duel of 1V1, Eldon Ring heavily favors skill, reaction time, build efficiency. Musk's heavy, clunky build would leave him vulnerable to a mobile opponent who can dodge and punish slow roles. Hassan, with his streaming experience, will likely have a better understanding of the game's meta, could exploit this by using a faster weapon like a katana or a rapier,

bro. He's bringing out the moon veil or spacing Musk out with spells while avoiding his attack. Musk's high intelligence and spell slots could pose a threat if the hits land. Given these factors, Hassan Piker would likely win. His practical experience and adaptability as a streamer give him an edge over Merck's Musk's quirky, inefficient build, and questionable combat prowess. That said, it would be hilarious spectacle, Musk's fat rolling into Hassan's blade while tweeting about it mid-fight. Man, the chat thinks Elon would win.

Yeah, I know the website crashed. So it's not calculating a lot of the votes. That's just what happens, because there's a lot of people that are going to go on it, and that's how it goes. That's how it is. Oh, my fucking God. So 70% of the people think Elon would win. Dude, the best outcome would be if Elon won, and it gets exposed later in like a Carl Jobs video, like two months after the fact, that Elon actually had a secret shadow gamer that was next to him. And Elon had his hands on the keyboard and mouse, but his keyboard and mouse actually weren't plugged in.

And it was a secondary monitor feed from somebody else next to him. And it wasn't actually him playing the game. So Elon won, but it wasn't actually him. That would be, by the way, the most cinema fucking thing that could happen. Oh, my God. Yes. That would be fucking unreal. Yes, I know that.

He had someone using Neurling to trick us. Yes, something like that. and the AI assumes Elon would using a ship build in the 1v1. I don't know if, listen, I don't, I have not seen, let me see if I could find this. Like, I haven't seen Hassan fight Mesmer and I haven't seen Elon fight Mesmer. So, and if PVE is not the same as PVP, I know. But if you can't beat Mesmer, you're probably going to have a bad time, right? But yes, if they want to do a 1v1 in Eldon Ring, I think that would be the best way to solve this.

problem. I would love that and hopefully it happens, right?