Asmongold TV - Expedition 33 Is A Masterpiece | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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I did say I would play this today. We have a very big day. Very, very, very big day. I'm ready. Huge day? Yes, that's right. It's time. Now, I want to make sure that I do everything before I finish Act 2. I have invested fucking, like, two or three weeks of streams into this game. 30 hours.

Yes. Like, yes, that's what's going to happen. Okay, so let's do it. So much content after you finish the story? Well, we'll see what happens. Okay, so the first thing we need to do is we need to go around and we need to make sure that we kill all of the bosses before we finish Act 2.

That's the first step. Okay, we killed them. We don't need to kill them again. They're dead. All right. We're going to look around right now. in the world and we're gonna find something else. You can't, by the way? Well, kill Sprog before Act 2. I don't know who Sprog is.

Have I done this before? What the hell is this? Falling leaves? What the fuck is falling leaves? Did I do this? Careful. Some expedition has died here. Oh fuck. There's an abnormal nerve-runming about. And it has a taste for expedition or armbands.

Who's fat boy here? Hello? I suppose you want to fight? Yes. Everyone wants to fight all the time, but I just want to enjoy these falling leaves. What is this place? It's a forest, can't you see?

A few of your expedition, your friends are here. Wait, what? Are here too? Other survivors, can you show us? Oh no, they're dead. They're easy to spot. You'll see them along the way. Just keep going to the top of the cliff and you'll be fine.

The big one over there. There is. Yeah, maybe don't go there. We're gonna go anyway. Wow, an Expeditioner who listens. I didn't mean to click that. Oh, look at this. Oh, wow. Damn, bro. And this is all just a side area?

It's not part of the base game. Or not, it's part of the base game, but part of the main story. Damn, what the fuck? Who's this fat bitch? What's this fat bitch doing in my game? What the fuck is this? Uh, should I just pop them off? Wow.

God damn. Hell yeah, brother. Okay, let's look around. Is there anything up here? And now we get to upgrade pretty much every weapon to level 19, too. This is going to be huge. What's down here? Oh, who's this gun?

What area is this? I don't know. It said falling leaves. I don't know what this thing is. Survivors? Oh, what are these guys? I bet hitting him is going to cause an explosion. Oh, I...

That was easy. Damn, okay. What the fuck? Hello? Let me go through the door first. Ooh. Useful. Okay.

After that one mirror, bro, like... I'm looking around. There might be anything else over here. Oh, shit, I got the books. Ayo, fuck reading. Oh, I think I've been here before. Yes. Damn. Greetings for nerds. Yeah, true.

Okay, is there anything else over here? No. I gotta make sure that I don't make any mistakes, and I don't forget anything. Let's go back down. There's a lot of books. Yeah, I know. We're gonna go back outside, I know. How are you liking the game? I'm loving it. I've been thinking about playing this game the whole time.

Okay, let's go talk to this. Let's go. Hello? Lady of Sapp. It's not talking. Okay. I wonder if I should attack her. Should I attack her?

Talk to the Shadow Boy first. Okay. I don't want to mess anything up, right? Let's go up this way first. Okay, we gotta go up this mountain here. Oh, first, no, I don't, I don't mind help if it's just making sure that I'm staying on the right. path. That's all. And I'm not accidentally doing something that could cause problems in the future.

So, no, yeah, I don't mind that at all. Too fat boys. Okay. Like that bitch? Okay. Like, I mean, he's mega-dict. I mean, like, he's, bro, like, I mean, he's done. That was nothing. They're too slow? Well, I have them built in agility, so I always start first, man. Apply rush when falling below 50% health. Okay, I'm never below 50% health. It doesn't really matter. Wait, what the fuck is it? What the fuck?

What's this? Matthew, 35. We're so brave. That's what it means to lay the trail. I survived and will continue on. But to all the heroes of my team, I dedicate our journal. All of them. It was only two years ago.

We were being out from our battle with the terrifying Neversome roaming this area. Yet in their final moments, they use their bodies to create a bridge for those who come after. Expedition 3-5 is over. Damn. Where the hose out? Whoa. Whoa. Is this a boss?

It's a boss. I'm just going to shoot them a bunch. Okay. I really like to dodge, huh? Just try it. What the fuck? Okay. Um, I guess we'll just kill this one.

Seems like the smart thing to do, right? Great. Awesome. Careful, Verso. Watch out my house. Jesus. Frozen. Okay.

Um, items. Uh, let's revive. And we're going to revive her. Actually, wait, wait a second. Got one down. Okay. And now we revive. It's fine.

Okay. Um, I'm debating. I'm debating. Let's do that right now. Okay. We're gonna res again. That way she stays alive. Okay.

And then items. We're gonna give, uh, mail more, more points. I'm ready. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. Die next time. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Okay. Um, okay. Okay. And now we're gonna rev- oh, we're gonna res him. Yes, see? Okay, and then we do items again. And we're gonna give more AP to her. I have a plan. Not impressed. That shit did not. I was not ready for that shit. Okay. Oh, we're gonna res again?

It's okay. Did I die again? Please, my! Yes! Yes! Oh, you're fucking dead now. Okay.

Okay. And for skills, let's see here. What do we do? All right, items. Let's go ahead and give AP to Verso. Because now he's going to have a lot of AP. Watch. Big dick.

Big dick. And then items we're gonna give more AP to her again. Watch out. I feel like now I earned it since I got one of them right, you know? Okay. Yep. We did it. God damn.

God damn, that was a motherfucker, wasn't it? One pairing? Yeah, that was... 15? I just got 15 tokens out of that shit. So I'm literally walking over a, like a wall of the bodies of the... Expeditioners. Oh shit. That's kind of brutal, man. Oh, they're all the way over there too. Yeah, go back. No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Let me just do these. Okay. Why isn't he dead? There, now he's dead. I don't know what that was. That was weird. It's like the gun didn't work on them or something. Okay, I think that we've already looped around now. We can kill this guy and just make sure, though. Oh, me bro. Like, this gun, this gun is,

what it's all about. It's all about the gun. Wait, who's this? You. I thought our paintings took you all. I wish I could understand why she does that. Who are you talking about? She's always been there from the moment I was born. Could you help find her? Maybe she'll talk to you. Ask her why she killed them all. We'll try to find her. Thank you. A part of her is around here. Can I open this door? Please find her and ask her why she kills them all. Where can we find her? around here. Okay, so that's got to be that one bitch. I'm not sure if I went this way before or not.

I have no idea. But I guess we'll figure it out, right? Oh. This place is smashing. Definitely worth the trek here. He's about to get dicked. I'm going to be honest. He's about to get Omega Dick. It's about to be over for him. He's not even going to get a turn. Yeah, he's not getting a turn. I'm going to take him out. Okay, he is getting a turn. That's fun. Wait, what? I can just do it again. Wait, really?

What a loser. God, what a little bitch. Okay, Dyer Tard 1 AP per moon charge. Moon charge. The hell's the moon charge. 2 AP on applying a status. So should I get this or not? Is this worth buying?

Should I buy this or no? No? Okay, it's bad. All right, that's fine. That guy got dicked. You know what? Let's try it right now. Okay, so what about my luminos? Auto rush? So we can get, let's get rid of auto rush right now. Okay, and we're gonna replace it with, yes?

And then, oh, I only, this is only five? Oh, bro, this shit's getting replaced so fast. Okay, I'm gonna. replace this with that's big dick better shell i feel like that's big dick i think i think we go with that yeah let's go with ap and then we're going to go back to this and then we're going to do uh inverted affinity

and i guess we can just do augment and counted right i mean might as well so okay that's really really good i forgot i i forgot i didn't put these in okay let's see so uh glass cannon's only 10 points Okay, is there anything else I can use instead of that? Like, I should actually use entertaining turn on Verso, but I'm not going to right now. I don't know if he's got anything else. It's like really, really good. The 3% increase damage, but while having shields...

Oh, I don't care about that. I don't have shields. I could just give him immaculate. Like, I feel like that would probably be a decent option. Combo attack one? Do I have a combo attack two? I don't think I do, do I? No, I don't.

Okay. So, not yet. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay, so we're going to replace this with Immaculate. And then we're going to go and we're going to use Glass Cannon here. And then we're also going to do, I think break damage on burning enemies is going to be fucking insane.

I don't know why I didn't have this already. This is so good. And that I can do any of these. This is insane. I could give her energizing start, which would be really, really good. I think we should do Burning Mark. Honestly, guys, I think we do Burning Mark. I think that's the play right now.

Because, like, she burns them already a lot. And so, now, one AP on Battle Start would be really good. I just don't really think it's the most important thing to go with. Okay, so we have everything set up. Oh, oh, yeah, bro. Like I actually, I literally just descended there. I didn't realize it, but I just descended. Okay, you guys ready to see how well this is going to work?

Burning marks kind of mid. Watch this. Watch my fucking points. I'm already at nine. Jesus. Chromos as well. Ooh, can I go in this door? I can't.

Okay. That's too bad. I see. I didn't notice that. Okay. Okay. We'll go down. Is this a shortcut? This looks like it's a shortcut.

Yes, it appears to be a shortcut. Okay, well, in that case, now we can go back to that lady of sap. And that's the next thing we need to do. And how the fuck did we do that? That's right. That's right. It was down here, right? Is there something up here that I missed? No. Let's go down near the flag. Is it near the flag? Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, you're right I see it over there now Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah It was something like this, right? This is exactly where I just came from I caught myself Because I was like, wait up, hold up, wait a minute

Let me double check over here And then, oh yeah, yeah, this is where I win I just followed my exact same thinking from the first time Okay, now we got to fight this bib problem I think we probably kill her and then the guy despawns and he lets us go through the door. That's what I'm assuming happens.

But I guess we're going to find out. Okay, watch, watch, watch. Watch my points. Watch my points. Nine. Always nine. Never not nine. Okay.

Let's talk to her now. Is this the person a boy mentioned? Hey. We met a boy. He asked us to talk to you. He asked why your paintings are taking us all. I do it for him. I do it for us. To respect what he created, what we created.

What does that mean? He's gone silent. We should report back to the boy. Okay. All right. That boss with like all the flying mobs, honestly, I feel like my build was made to fuck that boss. That was like, that was made for me. Yep. That was nothing.

Okay, let's talk to him and see what he says. We found her. Really, wouldn't she say? That she's doing all this for you to respect what you created with her. But, but, that's not what I wanted. I never... Maybe you can do it. Stop her paintings from erasing anymore.

Be careful. Oh, shit. We're going to climb up here. What the fuck is this? No, nothing else over here. Nothing else over there either. Is this a guy? No, it's not.

Let's go this one. Oh shit. Oh shit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Expedition 49. We can hold a line for another few days, but we need to find a way out.

Our water supply is running dangerously low. Focusing on strategy around healing was a smart move. But we can't take down an evron like this, with our weak firepower on our backs against the wall. We can keep the fighters heal for quite some time, but not without water. Fuck. All my guys have inversion. Which are one out of stamina.

For our allies you come after. Sadly, our lives may have proven the defense is both absolutely necessary and wholly insufficient. I completely agree. I totally agree with that. You are so right. Everything's, ever is it full, right? Yeah, they're all at full. I'll upgrade weapons if we have trouble.

That's easy. You just shoot the ball. What the fuck? Oh, scavenger. Dark magic. Well, I was pretty bad, huh? Everybody's dead. Let's finish this.

The shit. This is the last thing that I wanted to have happened. Okay. Let me res mail. Okay. Hurts. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, I see how it is. Alright, I'm thinking I'm gonna go ahead and mayhemma right now That didn't do any damage Okay We're gonna heal May L again Okay I actually didn't expect this to happen

I didn't plan for this Okay All right Let's be honest guys Let's be honest I'm gonna die in one hit anyway Let's do it Not looking good

Alright Strange masks Right I don't know if this is the way it works I got a feeling it's not Is it? It is There's no way

It is I got one more Reviving again I'm gonna revive me out Yes Yes Yes Yes

Okay I'm out of points I'm out of Revives Dodge It's over Jesus you can't Res your way through this Yeah I can What are you some kind of a loser

Number one I'm gonna go upgrade my weapons Number two I'm gonna upgrade my skills Number three I'm gonna get more health Number four I'm gonna have more res Because I didn't rest And I didn't have all my ress ready

Why no backup team Because I didn't need it And also my backup team Are full of a bunch of losers anyway Nobody cares about them. Fuck them. Okay, so we got that leveled up. Wait, I can't even level up my weapons anymore. I thought I could level up my weapons.

Oh my god. I can't even do this. I thought, bro, I thought I had this planned out. I don't know what to do. Should I give all of them to Versa? There's a big part of me, feels like I should give everything to Versa. Why? Because it's the right decision. I know what.

it's the right decision. I don't know why it's the right decision, but I know it is. I think we should get revived tent energy. Yeah, we should get that because he dies a lot. And then SOS power? Yeah. Because he's going to be under, he's probably going to be dead anyway, right? Yes, after reviving?

No, I have a plan, guys. Neglecting CL is a crime? No, I'm telling you guys, like, this is the strategy that I have is immaculate. It may not look like it. but I already got the boss to half health and I did everything wrong. I literally did everything wrong and I got it to half health. I just need to do two things right and then I win. We're going to go over here, we're going to teleport.

Everything's going to be just fine. We're going to upgrade our attributes too. We're going to put more points into, I think we need more points into health. Okay? Like we need a lot more points into health. Okay. And so for her, that's not going to help. This could heal everybody, but nobody can get healed, so it doesn't matter.

I could get Terraquake. No, it does two hits. Like, that doesn't matter. Because I'm damage capping anyway. Elemental trick? No, I don't think that's going to work, because I can't always crit. Okay, I don't have a plan for him. And this, I'm not using any of this right now.

I just use that. That won't matter either. That would be really good, but I can't use it. You can max crit using Pictos. I'm not going to need to. I'm going to beat him right now. I'm going to start dodging. Watch me start dodging.

Watch me start dodging. Watch. I wonder if I should just shoot him a bunch. I'm going to start. Sword ballot. No, I think this one's better overall. That's right. I dodge. Big dick.

I have a vision. Big dick. Ho's mad. I have to do this now. Trust me. I think we stay. I think we have to give her more points. I think it's gonna help out more. You'll see why. No, no, no, no, no, I won't do it. Not yet. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. Okay, survive. Never mind. I didn't know what that was. Thank you. Let me think. Let me think. Gentlemen, it's just too easy, guys. What can I say? Wow. Wow Damn No damage That's right Getting whipped to whipping it

Yeah bro I knew I could beat it I knew I could beat it I was easy bro That was the easiest Easiest game of my life Your master's overall Final Encatters

No I'm not I've been doing this the whole game Literally like I have not done Any additional con Do I need to talk to that kid again Or is it over Check weapon What's the new weapon that I got?

Scaverum. To generate a dark strain, deal more damage with skills per active dart strain. Basic attacks can consume one damage with four active ones. Any skill can consume to 300% more damage. That's pretty good, but I don't really see it being useful, right? Yeah, it's our.

I mean, I could see it. It's just, it's not good, right now, right? I mean, like, I think that, like, really, the damage cap is really what, like, there's a lot of things like that, that, for example, like that hell attack. Like, that hell attack is insane, but only does two hits. So it's not valuable yet, right? Okay, so, do I need to go back to that kid or am I done? Am I done in this area? Do I have to go back? Go talk to him again? Okay. Let's go talk to him again. I'm going to be real. Like, we cook the fuck out of that boss. I didn't even take damage.

Attacks with fewer hits do more break damage Bro I'm literally flawlessly bosses I'm doing fine everything's okay I promise you we're gonna be okay you succeeded Thank you thank you thank this

It's a song she used to play to me when we were together What That's I did all that for a fucking 8 track That's it It's his mix Nah, bro, that's some bullshit Let me see, actually, oh wait, hold up

Now that I have Verso that has this Where's energizing turn? 20 shit! It's really only 10 because I don't care about this Pretty much always use this I always use this That's the right point The other two don't, they don't have value

That's what we need to do. Big moves Making big moves. Always big moves. Always big place. Every single time. Let me get the fuck out of here. That went so well. I'm gonna be real.

Like, that went so... That was crazy. Who's this fat bitch? What's this? Can I go over there? Do it? Didn't this guy kill me on like one hit? Strong?

Oh. Time to hit big. He doesn't. even take damage. You're not even taking damage. I'll do one attempt on this fuck ass, okay? And that's it. Look. It's cosmetic damage. Okay. We cook it. We're cooking them. We are. We're cooking them. Time to end this. Damage. Fuck that. It's gonna take an hour. Yeah, that's gonna take a

fucking hour to do. He's not that strong. Well, no, I mean, he's not that hard. But he's not that easy either. And also, what do you think the probability is of me making a mistake? Oh, I know what the probability is. 100%. Literally 100% of me fucking this up.

Garen fucking teed that I messed this up. Have I been here before? Have I? Blades Graveyard. No, I haven't. Are these mobs hard to kill? Let me see. It's like nothing.

Sprag can be done with shields? It's not a matter of whether he can be done or not. I'm sure if I invested two hours. What the... Oh, well, I'm in the game. What the fuck? An advantage. Damn.

Damn, that's kind of cool. I have no doubt that if I invested a long amount of time and I figured out a build, I could beat him. It's not about whether I could beat him or not. It's about what is time efficient? Like, is it worth spending three hours trying to beat this guy? I don't think so. That's all. Like, of course you could get his ass.

But is it worth getting his ass? What's this? Have I been here before? White tree. I don't think I have. Is this a cock sucker? It is. Get the fuck back over there.

Go for the main story? All right, all right, all right. I'm going to do this area and then I'm going to go. Isabel of 36. Was she writing poetry and shit? Went his soul drift through the night and land soft upon the moonlit veil. Whose snowy shrouds hold tight, the hope I'd whispered once long ago. Golden folds adorn the stems.

A maze our eyes back to follow. The meditation of winding curves. Deep they flow to center. Where lie the edges of another verse? Another maze of golden stems and shadows. A sea of pebble shifting. A wave, a wave. This is a wave of rock and sand.

A sand falls upon our heads, and our heads sink beneath the waves. Along the darkened shores we sink. A pebble in the sea. This is bad. The rising wind rolls through fragrant stalks of feather grass. Their delicate aroma, a balm. Their gentle scuserus. A lullaby.

For my... aching heart. This world is full of wonders. Yet everywhere we go, we walk with death. Yeah, true. Yeah, bro. Like, this shit's kind of fucked up, you know what I mean? Shit's kind of fucked up, yo.

Okay, we did that. We're just going to look around and see if we didn't miss anything else. Camp? Wait, why? You gotta go to camp? Gestural reward? Oh, oh, right. Yeah, no, I will in a minute.

Energizing, heal. And healing an ally also give two AP. Nobody cares about that bullshit. Is there anything I can get over here? No, okay. Is this the fourth gestural? Yes, it is. Okay, I'll go to camp now.

We'll go talk to him and we'll see what we get it. It gives a big reward. That's okay. Hello? I know. I cook an extraordinary trick. break these weirdly textured things let me teach it to you paint break oh shit oh shit that's insane that's actually pretty useful yeah i must have missed so many places okay let's kill this loser over here

who's this fat bitch what do you want you're cooked he's cooked he's dead he's so dead it's over Look at Fatty Faddy, Faddy can't handle it Okay Brace yourself Cut him down Okay I'm gonna break him right now

Then we're gonna res me out And he's broken So it doesn't matter And now Okay I actually thought something different was going to happen here This was not part of my plan Uh okay

I guess we're gonna have to do something else Uh Yeah, this should be fine Okay Gentlemen, that's all part of the master plan People don't believe in the master plan They will That's the master plan

I told you See, I told you is that easy Like I might not know how to parry or do anything But I do know how to plan things out to where I don't lose That's the one thing I do know how to do I can be dog shit at literally everything Bro, go do monolith or it's going to be too easy Okay, I have one final area I want to do

I want to go kill that fat thing and then we're done Alright, that's the last thing that we do and then we do the monolith I think he was somewhere over here, right? If I can't find him in like two minutes We're just gonna go over there I think it was this one It was right here Remember him? Remember him? He was gonna try and fuck on me you remember that?

Like that, huh? How about that? Fuck out of your pussy. Fuck. Fuck you too. We're gonna go ahead and do this. See this? We're a little bit more powerful than we were initially. This is why I wanted to beat him.

Your goddamn fucking right I am. This guy's a dick sucker. It's a nasty fucking dick sucker. A nasty, disgusting fucking dick sucker. A nasty, disgusting fucking dick sucker. That's right. That's right. That's all I wanted to do.

That's all I wanted to do. Like, ever since he ate me, that shit made me mad. Like, I was not going to let that happen to me. I think we did everything else. Oh, what about this? And now we're going to the monolith. We radioed our first report to gamma.

You're 2 o'b. I barely even have gained any power. Alpha will be our radio range for a few days as they investigate down coast. They spotted an interesting island which could make a good relay point for the southern half of the continent. But Gamma hasn't heard from beta in two weeks. Marsau should reach her in another day. And logs for Gestral Village. Can I do that?

But it seems someone is using our radios against us. Uh-oh. How do they even know our coats? Oh, shit. Nobody's used them since the fracture. Sean fears we've been betrayed, but I refuse to believe that. They've got imposterous. Well, this area is massive.

Oh my God. Jesus. And that's a red zone. We don't want to be there. All right, gentlemen. Let's go to the monolith. It's time. You're going to kill that fat bitch pretty soon, too.

Fight the dragon in the sitting Wait Yeah, what the fuck is that? What happens if I go underneath it? Nothing, okay I'm a little nervous Oh, and I sure there's nothing there I missed out on What about over here?

Oh, they trying to hide it There's a gestural there? Okay, I'm gonna go get it Yeah, let me go get it real quick I didn't see him Oh, I see his ass. Hey! Oh, look. Gotcha bitch.

Gotcha bitch. It's all available after monolith? Yeah, yeah, I know. And everyone's good for farming mats. Yeah, I don't know really what's good for that and not. Like, I'm just kind of doing, uh, I'm doing my own thing. And then that's the big thing that I killed. That was a good day for me.

That was a very good day for me. And then we went over there, we did that collar. there we did that Coliseum and now it's time for this all right oh boy have you killed the crow uh I don't think so no camp and update your journal you won't regret it okay any man I geez bathroom we're about to cook the shit out we're about to kill her it is it's gonna be easy now it's time my out journal to honor his memory she writes about how they can now enter the monolith and they should finally understand everything she hopes gustav's apprentices will read this journal someday yeah it's about right let's do it would be a

fucking ass is you ready yeah i am i'm fucking ready i'm ready to parry i'm ready to uh get extremely lucky again and ignore every boss mechanic that's what i'm ready to have happen It's gonna be great. A born right for this shit? Yeah. Fast travel, it didn't let me. I have to go inside the monolith, I'm pretty sure. You do?

Yeah, that's what I thought. See? That's okay. We've got to kill this bitch right now. It'll be easiest game of my life. Probably gonna beat this fight in one try. Maybe even less than that. Yes.

Yes. Okay, there we go. Everybody asks like this shit's gonna be really hard. I'm a bit nervous But we'll see how this goes Alright, let's fast travel I'm assuming it's tainted battlefield. This is the bottom one right? Yep, this was a

Let's go. Is this a guy? Oh, it is a guy. Yeah, it is Can I just pop all these guys off too? Wait, I can't wait, I actually can Damn longer shell as well 82,000 experience on that ship I'm telling me this gun strad is really good over level I didn't over level I just I set myself up to win people always get mad whenever you rise

you achieve things keep oh oops that people thought wasn't possible wow there we go I go this one oh I can what's this one An advantage $200. Who cares about $200?

That's where I just came from. This is big ugly bitch. Me? That's true. Pretty good amount of money. Man bro, I couldn't even kill this guy. How he's dead? Okay. It doesn't matter. I still kill his ass.

You see what I'm saying before though? Like, sometimes I just don't get the good RNG and I can't kill him. I'm almost at the point where I can just take off roulette and just still damage cap. Which is like when that happens, like that's the ascension time. But it won't matter because if I get the, if I get it uncapped, like you should? No, it doesn't matter. I mean, honestly, like if I should, like, then people probably get mad. I'll be doing even more damage.

People get mad that they say, damn, you're doing too much damage. Stop doing so much. It's not fun. Oh, fuck! Are you kidding me? Shit! I can't kill him. Uh, I don't know which one's more important to kill, but I think it's this one.

Yeah, it was. Okay, I was right. Watch this. Watch this. Watch, watch, watch this. Watch, watch me do it. Watch me do it. It's done. It's over. It's up.

What? Gives a fuck, bro. I think I give a fuck about that. Nah, this shit doesn't matter. I didn't know that could happen though. They're immune to damage. That's kind of, that's gonna lower, uh, that really fucks me up, man. I can't go this one.

Ooh, a new area. Oh, wait, is that Gustav? Oh, it must be, this is where we buried them. Oh shit. Little grin. Aline. Aline. So proud of his latest creation.

But at least those memories, remain. What hurts more are the memories unmade. The conversations we'll never have. The time we'll never spend. I want rage to consume me. Anything to fill the hollow. But rage won't. I just float in an endless nothingness. The person I cannot be around is Alicia. There's a broken mirror. The shards reflecting back tenfold and every moment with her, the color. deep and I feel myself unraveling. I know what he'll say, but this is the first time I've felt any surcease. For a few moments a day, my heart beats again.

Damn, what the fuck? They're having some bad times over there, huh? It's like a greenhouse. This area is really nice, man. Holy shit. Well, at least we got something out of that shit. Damn, I feel like we've opened pretty much every single door. Like now that I'm thinking about it, like we pretty much got all this. Not quite.

Not quite, man. We got a couple more. Jump into painting? I couldn't reach it. I tried, man. Okay. Well, shit. Oh.

Oh. Uh-oh. All right, let's do it. It's that ice area. Damn, bro. Expedition 70 really went to one. work. They kind of fell off after this, huh? Yeah. Yeah, they pop the fuck off. Oh. So I guess she must have been the woman in the, uh, uh, in the image there. Can I go across this? No. Damn. How do you know that? The chroma here. Read it.

Who's this stupid asshole? Oh, this is that thing that could never parry. Oh, great. Yeah. What? Jesus. I thought that was gonna be a chromatic. I was gonna have to fight that. It was gonna be hard. I guess not. This is the whole ass monolith. Oh fuck. Maybe we gotta go up there. We got a ways to go if we do. I heard some noises from over here. What the fuck? All right. You got it? This would be easy. It's easy. Easiest boss I ever fought. I don't even know what it does. There it is. Yes! Uh, you know what?

I think shooting him twice is actually gonna be better and then just auto attacking. Uh, actually, yeah, I guess it's better because it did a little bit of, uh, of burn damage. So, I don't know what color. So I'm gonna just, uh, we're gonna just be smart. We're gonna be smart. Oh, uh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this is fine. Oh, fuck, I thought she'd have her gradient attack up by now. now. Damn it, man. Fuck. Okay. Um, and then I'm gonna do a basic attack. This is, I have, I have a master plan.

People don't see the master plan because they can't envision it. I can envision it. I know what the master plan is. You guys seeing the master plan yet? I'm seeing it. Jesus. Just the way it goes. That's just the way she goes. God, bro, it's gonna be bad when I'm gonna have to play the game, man. This is gonna be real bad. I'm getting nervous. Like yeah, I'm getting stressed. I'm getting stressed out even thinking about it. There's no way, right? It's not over there. Where's this shit out? Usually these aren't too hard to find. Impowering, power and increases the damage 5% until the following turn. That's pretty good. It's actually really good. Yeah, but like if you take damage it fucks it up. So like I might use you

use that later on, but I don't know really when. That's if you're good. Yeah, that's why I'm not using it. Ooh, Avindar. So much snow in my joints, Roy, show me down. This is what cold feels like. Wait, I have to fight two merchants? Oh, fuck. Okay.

He got a lot of health. Come on. You a pussy-ass bitch. I thought he did, but he doesn't. That's right. Oh, well. Bro, who cares? Who cares? Who gives a fuck, bro?

You my shit. A kickover duel, I mean, I'll trade the real stuff. Okay, trade. Oh, oh, there's two special items I get. Gangorungo. Okay, I feel like I don't need that many more of these. Oh, okay, well, I mean, we're obviously going to get this. This is obviously good. Color of Lumina, we need a lot of these.

I guess we could use a little bit more of the respondents who might as well. 15% to defenseless damage. Oh, that's insane. Okay. I guess I'm gonna just buy the weapon anyway. It doesn't matter. So Verso's the one who does defenseless. Let's see what I can do with him.

So he's got 15, 15, and 10. So is there anything I can get rid of with 10? Like, exposing attack is defenseless, so I couldn't get rid of that. Combow attack, I can't get rid of this. Breaking burn, I can't get rid of this. Breaker, I feel like, is so useful. I don't want to get rid of it. Energizing turn is so powerful.

I don't want to get rid of that either. I feel like right now, auto show? Do I have auto show on? I don't have it on. You guys trying to mess me up. I feel like I should probably maybe replace Immaculate. Because, like, defenseless is going to be applied all the time. And it applies to other things.

Because, like, I'm taking damage. so we're going to get rid of this at least so we can level it up right I mean at least and how much is Immaculate it's like 10 or 15 right yeah it's 10 so like I have to get rid of a few different things

yeah I'm just I'm not seeing myself like it's a it's a very good bonus right it's not like it's bad it's just that wait what that Have I been here?

Oh, I didn't see that that was the thing. Okay. I got confused. Nice. Base attack implies powerless. See, that would be also crazy. There's a part of me that wants to put that on Lune. Like, I feel like that's not really a high value.

It's good on Verso. No, I know it is, but I'm not... Like, both of these are very high value. Like, this, like, for example, augmented counter, I actually really don't need this. So like, let me think about what I can get out instead of this. I feel like I should get weakness gain. Yeah, I think we go with that.

Because, like, she's doing elemental damage. It seems like a very easy decision. Okay. Okay, so because this cough sucker is immune to light damage, and we now know that, we have to kill this guy. See that? Let's have some fun. I actually messed up there, but it doesn't matter.

It should kill both of them right now. Yep. Yep Yep What are these losers doing up here Watch this, watch this I'm gonna show you how I handle Watch this

I just bring in the gap This is unfair No it's not This is the way the game was designed They wanted me to do this If they didn't want me to do this They wouldn't let me do it This is the way God intended

It's so true Yeah bro I I planned this This God's plan true What the fuck is all this? It's a train station Hello Welcome to the train station Where do you want to go?

Where can you take us? To your next destination is Lumiere in my hometown We'll stay Oh shit, I meant to go I actually I was gonna look somewhere I thought there might have been something else in the area But I, it's okay

You can go back Oh fuck. I missed something, right? Here, yeah, let me go back real quick. I made a mistake. I didn't mean to do that, that's all. Because there's nothing here. This is gonna take me like literally two seconds.

See? Great. I got an upgrade material I'd never use. Yep. Yeah, see, see, see like, that's the reason why we always pay attention. Was that really the best loop in the game? It seems like it wasn't, actually. Oh, this is a...

a zero zero again. You never know. Well, you do. Now you know. So this is, this is Lumiere. Let me rest. I think I can upgrade their points, right? Yeah. It's Paris. Yeah. This is like the place at the start of the game. Except everything's fucked up and there's demons here and, you know, they're trying to kill me. Like that part is... Ooh, ooh, do I even get that one? Let's see if I did. I didn't. I didn't. We can't kill it. Oh, we did.

Damn. Damn. You playing on easy? No, the game's just easy. This is the way it is when you're a battlemaster. She's just easy for me. See that? I just like, I just can't wait for whatever the next inevitable, like, mandatory combat boss fight is.

And, like, I haven't even played the game for so long. I'm just going to be garbage Like I don't even know how to play the game anymore All I know how to do is shoot people That's it That's all I can do is shoot people Did I go that one? You're the same old I was

Yeah I mean I just It's a mindset type thing Right? This is just the way that I I do things Damn this whole monolith thing is all kinds of fucked up huh? Oh Oh Um, I see

I don't understand Verso Are you okay Yeah, fine Let's keep moving We're almost at the top This is gonna be crazy if Like

I'll just say what I think It is like the case Um Actually I won't say it I won't say what I think it is Say it I think I know

who his mom is. I'll say that. And if that's the case, that's crazy. I don't even want to read chat for like two minutes after that. But we'll see. Because he did say his family was full of painters. I don't know. Very interesting. I've said before, I think, that the best kinds of stories are the ones that you can predict.

You know? I've got to make sure I'm not missing my chance. I only got three left. Damn, I couldn't even kill him. Uh, I'll just go ahead and do this. There it is. You're outmatched. Uh, I don't know if he's immune to light damage or not, so like, who knows?

Oh, lovely. So I just, I figured I knew I could kill him with the guns, so might as well. Just do that. Oh, what's this? I think we go this one. I'm assuming we do. Do you know what those mobs do? No.

Literally no clue. I don't know what any, like, I don't even know what most of the bosses do, honestly. Uh, is this the right path? Like, I don't know if it is or not, but we're going to go this one. Missed an area? It's okay. Uh, see if I can maybe, uh, I don't know if I can, I couldn't kill him. That's too bad.

I'm going to hit this guy instead. We have a mission. Nice. The mission is to never have to play the game. Uh, uh, it's. attack this gun? I think I can't. Mission accomplished, boys.

We ain't doing shit. All right, we'll go back over there. Not playing the game? I know, I know, I know. You guys said I missed an area. It's over here, right? Go back. Go back to where I was back,

or go back to where I wasn't back? You were at the side area? Okay. Damn, all right, all right. I thought this was the path because the other path those big sword guys

led me to the other area but I guess I probably should just look this one. What's one of those guys? We finally installed the last set of grapple points with only days to spare and for the first time

I feel real hope this is our gift for all the expeditions to come I'm incredibly proud of our team. The interior of the monolith is perhaps the harshest landscape we've encountered. Final set of grapple points were, excruciating the complex to place and required painstaking focus and skill ambitious, and we refuse to stop. There's no other group of people I'd rather be... It is an honor to die by their side. It is fitting that we

greet our end together within the monolith that has loomed over us for so long. Though this never one has won the battle The expeditions shall win the war No shit Bro, to get all this far and to lose to one of those Like default NPCs Damn bro that sucks Mad respect for 70, yeah

It's crazy how they don't even explain how they got in or anything Like not explained at all It's just like, yeah Go left Did I miss something? No, okay, I didn't think so. Oh shit, it's two of them? Oh, what's over here?

Nice. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No! We're gonna try and kill both of them. Uh, this one's higher, how it's kill him. Okay, the bleed should kill, no, it won't. Okay, I can kill this. It's fun.

Careful my own. I almost had it. I did, I almost had it. It's fine. It's fine. I wanted that to happen. Yeah, I wanted to die. Maximum damage.

Uh, yeah. I'm debating, like, should I should just pop off on him? I'm just pop off on it. We're gonna revive. I didn't expect the spin. I didn't expect that spin, bro. Like, that spin really got me. caught me off guard.

I have to play the game. This is, oh my God, I can't believe this, bro. Are you kidding me? Easiest Perry in the game. It is now. I know what we're going to do. We're going to do things different. I just thought.

I'm just going to make sure he's dead. Nice. Watch what I handle. Watch what I handle. Watch me do it. Sorry, guys. I, that shit scared the fuck out of me. I was, yeah, I, no, bro, like, fuck that.

Okay, um, let's see, what we're gonna do now. Um, actually don't know. I have a vision. Panics. Like, big dick Monoco, let's do it. Um, we'll do the big one. That didn't do shit. It's fine, doesn't matter.

Today. Fucking fast. That was really fucking fast. God damn. Okay. Let's bonk him. Monaco's big dick in them, man. Oh my god, bro. Like this is brutal. It's brutal, man. This is hard. It's the delays.

The delays are what really messes me up. Like any of the fast attacks are fine. Okay. Let you think float. I'm just gonna hold on to this. I messed up. Minimistic. It's okay. I think it should be okay. Nice.

Shit! Why do they do that one? Of all of the ones to do, that's the last one I want them to do. Okay. I have zero plans right now. Fuck, it wasn't a red. It was almost a red. Ready to strike. Okay?

Do not fuck up. I have not fucked up yet. I have not fucked up yet, and we will not fuck up. This is a zero fuck up situation, gentlemen. Zero fucking up situation. He's at half now. Okay? Shit!

He's only half health, bro. He's only half health. Like, don't get excited. I can take him to S. I can take him to S, and then I'm going to have a lower amount. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Another one. Okay. It's big dick time. Okay. I really don't know what the right play here is. I'm gonna do what I think the right play is. Fake out. It doesn't matter.

Suck my fucking dick. Fuck you. You're still dead. You're still dead. It doesn't matter. Bitch! Get the fuck out of here. All right.

Jesus. I got five points on that. That was a motherfucker, man. God damn. Base attack can break. Oh, I know who that's good for. Well, that will help. Holy shit, guys.

What a cock sucker that was. I got a dream sickle. Check the weapon. Yeah, well, after it goes through all the items. Okay. Let me see what his weapon is. Gain one rank on counterattack? Hmm.

I feel like right now, like, I'm just, I'm in a big dick situation. honestly and Lune like this is like like I just I'm just not really feeling it right Lithum 50% Jurnate Dark Stars yeah I just honestly I feel like scaven for elemental one wait which which one are you talking about like this you need a lot yeah let's not fuck around with that way where the hose that I'm feeling really good though honestly like I'm feeling so good about myself that I'm that bitch I'm feeling very very good about myself I probably don't mean need to do that

honestly like I watch how I handle I wonder if this is gonna kill him all the way do one more of these doing an auto on this guy yeah yeah it's over it's over watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch that's one that's two it's over you think it's over Oh, wait. Oh, yep, there it is. No, if I... No, no, I knew it was going to happen,

but I had nine stacks of burn, so I knew the burn would kill him. It didn't matter. It was irrelevant. This is a nice place. Yeah, go to the other one. There's something over there. And then we're going to go in this way.

Oh, that's a big one, isn't it? That's a really big one. Why is he so big? This better not be a boss barn. Okay, I'm about to say. How do I miss? It's actually crazy that I miss. That's right.

Too easy. What have we here? Damn. And now we're about to go into the inner area. Did you just send to fight Claire obscure you? Yeah, I kill his ass. He died like a bitch. I only took one attack.

I feel like this is a point where we should probably rest. Right? Just I just, you know, get all my stuff upgrade. and everything. Okay, so let's think about this right now. We're going to get more vitality here. That way she does more damage. And then we're going to give him more vitality too, so he does more damage. And then we're going to give her more defense, so she does more damage. Here we go. It looks like this is in. Oh shit. Of losing you, she made me inherited. Punishment, perhaps, for not being there when it matter. I refuse to lose my

son. That son was a stranger. But you're not. You're not. Years ago, then I lost you. So you leave us no choice. Tell me how are you different from her in doing this? I'm telling this complicated.

If saving you means losing you, so be it. Oh shit, it's time. Capacitate him. We'll find a way to kill him. Oh shit. Okay. Oh, bro. He doesn't have that.

Oh, fuck. Oh, geez. Yeah. There's no way this is. Care of my own. Yeah. Nice. Nice.

We're doing it pretty well so far. Okay Fuck Jesus He's gonna be here for a while No What do you mean It's the same fucking mechanic

I forgot the timing That's it I'm gonna beat his fucking ass This is gonna be a joke bro I think I'm afraid of this bitch I think he's gonna get my bitch at bro Uh-uh bro Uh-uh bro

Okay That's right That's come the pot Yep, okay. See, he's about to get cooked, though, like you don't even understand. See that? What? Bringing out the dog?

I knew this shit was gonna happen. I fucking knew this shit was gonna happen. Okay, um... Alright, let me think. Uh, okay. I don't know what the right play is right now. I don't know. I probably should give them a...

uh, points. I think I should give it to Verso so we can hit A rank. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Right. Fuck. That's fine.

That's fine. Okay. Okay. All right. He just wants to go again, bro. He just keeps going. He doesn't stop. Now, to be fair,

The timing on these attacks is not that bad. This is not a big deal. Turn base they say? Yeah, exactly. Like, no, it's fine. Like, I'm feeling confident about this, okay? I'll keep getting better. I'll keep getting better until I beat it.

It's not a big deal. Nice. Assuming that this functions the way I assume it does, I have to actually shoot him, and this should trigger the second phase, which will reset his turns. All right, bitch, let's do it. Break her heart.

No, bitch! This should get me... No, no, no, it's over. It's over. He's done. He's done. We got cooked. Yep, he cooked.

That's right. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Uh, yeah. I thought we could mend Max more, but it's too early. No mistakes. Take me all you want. I'm alive. I can't heal.

I can't heal. None of my characters can heal. I have to big dick it. You can heal me out? I'm pretty sure I can't. I'm like 99% sure I can't. I won't need to. How about that?

Please don't do an ALE. It's okay. That's good. That's good. I want that to happen. Fuck! Don't turn away from us. Fuck, he's gonna do one more turn.

Let's go again. Oh, okay. Alright, Monoco. Alright. This is you. This is you, Monoco. This is all you. You got it.

I don't know how that works, because he keeps moving around. Alright. I think we almost got it. It's that parry timing that really messes me up. It really, really does. And also I jumped too early. I didn't know you could jump too early with that dog. So we did learn something off of that attempt.

And so I honestly, I think we're in a very good situation now. Okay. That's pretty good. I think that's pretty good. Okay, um Yeah, I'll take it Could have been a whole ass lot worse I'll tell you that

Alright If I watch him and not the other one It's okay There's no reason to burn AP right now He's gonna DR Alright Here we go I also just thought of something for phase one

I'm gonna do differently now I got lucky with that Okay Um I'm debating what I should do here. Uh, if I do an auto attack, I think that's enough. And now I'm going to give AP to Verso. And now he's full. Now he's at A. And now I auto attack him. Nice.

Oh, that's not so good, huh? It's not over. It's not over. It's still not over. That's right. Yeah. I forgot the other one was a different spell. Fuck, man.

Fuck. Like, because he moves around so much. I'm waiting. Messed that one up. Okay, I think I've got it. So I'm gonna change my phase one. strategy slightly because it resets his stagger timer so I'm gonna try to just do max damage on Verso rather than build up his stagger so hopefully that should prevent the second attack from

happening and make it more likely that we don't have a fuck-up happen and so like you were stunned was that it yeah I didn't know yeah it's that that that combo that really fucks me man okay him the half the first time isn't really too hard Like this is no big deal. Let's carve a path. So, you guys see what I'm saying? Like, this is it. This is, this is the play. This is what we do. All right.

No damage. No bullshit. Nothing has gone wrong. Yet. Let's do it. No fucking mistakes. Trust me. Just trust me. That's right. We're getting really lucky right now. Take me all you want.

Mistakes happen. Okay. I'm thinking how to handle this. I think I can. I could be wrong. Let's find out. Time to it. I didn't realize I was burning.

doesn't matter. It won't, but it'll come close. Remember what it was like before. Fuck you, bitch. Suck my fucking dick. Got him. I think it's over. As long as he doesn't do some crazy shit. It's still not over. It's still not over. It's not over. It's not fucking over. Put me in virtuoso stance. I'm gonna fully, I'm gonna fully burn down every single one of these. I get one more fucking Perry. I kill the boss.

No, it won't matter. Because right now I can use this and then I can stagger him and that'll stun him and then I can reservoir Yes, he's broken There it is, fuck you Fuck I did not expect that at all Fuck you suck my fuck not today You know what? Oh Oh man

Oh man Shit I saw the picto, it's insane That's right fuck you suck a dick I thought he can't die. Says no bitch. It's not her. It's your sister.

Your mother. Me. We are your family. He would condemn us all to die. For what? Really save with your sacrifice. Your sister and your mother? You're too drunk on your own illusions to understand.

Then let us celebrate the second destruction. of the dishonor family. Last you have left of your son. Destroying it won't bring your wife back. It will only destroy the last tie you have to each other. The curator felt it. Can you do it again? I don't know.

I think so. Yeah, I think I can. What did Wemar mean? Yeah, what the fuck? I'm not sure. Yeah, right. Yeah, right, lying Andy. She's through that.

Yeah. Behind this door is the future of Lemire. What every expedition has worked towards. I have trust. In us. Oh, shit. This is it? Yeah, give me one second.

I gotta do something. that shit went crazy what the fuck god damn god fucking damn bro like i feel like yeah we probably should heal right now like yeah you should probably heal probably a good idea

I didn't think we were gonna kill him like that I didn't know what the fuck that happened let's do it the new outfit you guys want me to look at the new outfit Jesus bro oh my god no bro like no no

No, we're not going to use that shit. Bro, it's Eldon Ring. Eldon Ring all over again. Oh, fuck. Let me upgrade. New Picto? Yeah. Should I give that to?

I think we're going to give it to Mayo because we already have a lot of this already. So why don't we give it to Mayo as well? And then we can look at what else could she get besides that weakness gain? 1 AP on hitting an enemy's weakness Apply powerful Whenever falling blow Free health

After free aim hit I don't really feel like A lot of these are like super valuable I guess we can probably get one AP Yeah I don't know SOS power you think so Like I mean I feel like right now We're in a situation where if I take damage

My character ceases to exist Like that's it I don't exist anymore. Like, there's, like, I take any damage, I'm dead. But we'll put these points in anyway, right? I mean, like, it's, we've been playing this pretty, uh... Oh, fuck. She's there.

I can feel her. Oh, shit, here it comes. We need to be as prepared as possible. Once we go up, there's no turning back. Surely we're going to be as prepared as possible. Oh, damn. It's got the moon. everything.

Oh, fuck, there she is. It's flaccid now. He looks like the curator. Renoir. He mentioned the curator's wife. She's the painter's.

That's when all of them died. Are you really here? In tricks again. It's his sister. Your face. What about my face? I, you're going to burn it again.

Alicia's your daughter. And, Myel remind you of her the daughter you lost. There's no why. Come along. Let's go home. Not my first. You are his creations.

Not mine. From me. Shit. Oh shit. Going pretty well so far. Okay. Avoid meteors. Oh fuck.

Jesus. Might her. That's fine. That's fine. It was meant to be, boys. It was meant to fucking be. Let's do it. 6,000. Oh yeah, I forgot I had that.

Okay. Um, okay, uh... Okay, let's res him, obviously. Just dodge? No. We're gonna get it right. We're gonna get it right. Uh, I wonder if there's a phase two for this. I have a very high probability.

I think that there is, but we'll see what happens. Let's see. I have to get lucky. I did. I think it'll stun her. Not quite, almost, though. It's not over. You think it's over.

It's not fucking over. We don't get God. Alright? See if I can get this right. It doesn't matter. All right. I know what to do. I think Versa will go again after this.

He doesn't. I can do this. I did it? That's right. Okay. I can end the fight right now, but I need to figure out the best way to do it. So, okay. All right, I know what to do.

Yes. That's not what I need to do. Oh, this is her... Oh shit! No way. Thank God. Fuck. Ah, shit.

I thought that was it. Okay? Um, let me think how I should handle this. All right. I have a dream. She's got a lot of health, though, man. She's really got a lot of health. I don't know about this.

I don't know about this. Rewan thinks I would know little he understands me Fuck in boys, let's go Let's fucking go I'm ready Sometimes you get got I think so Almost

But not quite Okay Um I don't know what the right option for this is I have to risk I have to risk betting on myself I have to dodge Crazy

Watch out My creations against me What do I parry this? That's too bad. You defied me, and now he's dead. Christ. Oh, I didn't know I could hit him. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Holy fuck, man. We're outside. Jesus. She's there. I can feel her. Holy fuck, man. And as possible.

Once we go up, there's no turning back. God, I was so fucking close, too. I was so close. If I had just known what that was going to be, it would have been fine. We'll have been fine. Watch out. We'll get better.

Oh, okay. There it is. All right. Nice. We're going to try to remain in Virtuoso for now. Actually didn't need to do that, but it's okay. Do you understand what you've done? You kill me.

Fuck out of here. Suck my dear. Fuck you. Who goes next? Mail. I have a plan. Trust the plan. You're supposed to be.

Lastage effort. Okay. I'm just thinking. And now we stun her. That's right. It's more important for Verso to do more damage than her to do damage right now. Because that can get him up to S rank. And this gradient attack can take her over to Virtuoso's stance again, which can take me into the second phase.

This is going to be really tight. I actually don't know if this is going to work or not. I think I'll have nice. We got it. I think right now, obviously, the transition has begun, so we're going to give her extra points right now. I'll grieve however he likes, but I get to grieve my own way. Okay. Um, this is a miscalculation, to be fair.

Yeah, see it doesn't work That's okay I'm gonna parry everything anyway It doesn't matter I'm gonna parry this I'm not gonna make a mistake It doesn't matter Let's finish this Time to end this

I don't even really think I should use this right now Honestly I think I should focus primarily On just doing more damage But we're gonna use it anyway Fray's still alive Mistakes happen We're gonna res her it's not gonna matter

Oh, I'm gonna res myself. You know what's about to happen. Let's do it. I didn't know it would burn. Foolish child, you defied me, and now he's dead. Ugh. We are so close. Like, I have to take a break.

I have to stop. I have to stop for today. We're gonna beat it tomorrow. You're cooked? No, I'm not. I'm not cooked. Like, I literally almost beat it in two tries. Yeah, like, and I think for that one,

I honestly think the right decision is to like, I mean, I'm going to be real like what I probably should do. Like, just being honest, is that I should go and get that resurrect thing for all of them. I don't know what second chance, how many points it takes. It's 40 points. Realistically, that probably is better than almost anything else. I was like laying in bed this morning thinking about this game. I was like, okay, what am I going to do? How am I going to beat this boss?

Like, because I had thought last night, I was like, maybe I should practice the boss so I can beat it easier today. But I was like, oh, fuck, that. That's some bullshit, right? I'm not going to do that. And so, like, we're going to try to beat him today. I don't know how it's going to go. We're going to find out, though.

Go back and play New World again? Oh, that'd be a really good idea. That'd be a great idea. The two weeks of night rain is out? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to play the fuck out of that. But yeah, this is, right now, this is my game of the year. Like, it absolutely is. Ooh, new world, yeah.

This game has two incredible in-game bosses, by the way. Okay. So, uh, what are we going to do about the situation that we have that we're getting killed in? I think the way that we handle the situation is we just simply stop getting killed. That's the solution. Uh, there, there's nothing else besides that. Uh, I guess I'm going to equip their, their higher level weapons. I probably should do that.

Um, yeah, I might as well, because they're probably going to die and, you know, everything like that. And so, yeah, I, I think just don't get killed. And parry the attacks and that's it. Just stop being bad and start being good. Yeah. I can feel her. Uh, I think that's it. We need to be as prepared as possible.

Go further. A picto gives you two shields. I don't, I don't want to. I'm not trying to get any advice. Honestly, I think that I could. There are like five different things that I could do. One of the things that I could do that if I'm struggling, like, let's say I can't beat this in two hours. Like theoretically, let's say I'm really having a bad day.

We might go to the Gestral Village. People said that I can turn these in for Lumina and I can get Lumina to get Resuracts on my characters, right? But I'm not trying to think about what I'm going to do in two fucking hours, all right? Play it on easy mode. Yeah, yeah. Actually, yeah, I probably should do this. Do what you think is best?

Yeah. I'm just going to go ahead. I'm going to change his hairstyle right now. That way I don't have to run all the way back. Does it automatically saves? All right, let's do it. It's not easy? Yeah, it's not hard either.

You just got to beat it. Let's fucking do it. All right. Okay. There it is. There it is. There it is. All right. How cool of your father to use you. I'm just gonna I'm gonna just dodge these. It's pretty decent. It could be worse. Okay. All right.

Look, uh, it's gonna take some time for us to get it right. Um, yeah, I'm just gonna keep pushing. I was thinking about what whether I wanted to give our more points or not. but that's okay we're not going to do that okay auto attack her right here big dick massive dick and there's a big part of me right now I feel like what I should do

is I should just burn down all of my points and then do this stun later because I usually don't stun her in the first phase at all but I don't know I'm gonna try and do it again and just see what happens okay it's decent damage at least um

I think I'm just going to auto attack her. Um. Jesus Christ. It's fast. I'm just, I'm too slow. I'm way too slow. It's okay though. I'll get better and I'm gonna, I'll be able to beat it.

Okay. All right. Um, let me resurrect him. Giving you behind it. It's not over, boys. It's not over. Remember. Phase 2 is what matters.

This is all a joke. This is just for fun. Let's carve a path. Okay. It's not Jover at all. I'll do it. You think it's over? It's not over.

You think it's over? It's not over until I'm dead. All right. Which one is this again? Oh, this? Okay. I can dodge this. Okay. The dream is alive.

You'll see. You'll see. I'm gonna dodge this one. I told you. I told you. I thought I did it wrong. Okay. Um, okay. Now we're gonna revive Mayo. Okay. I have a plan. Er, but Lune. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I meant. It's over. We got it.

Okay, good. Okay, got him. I wonder if I can finish her just with the auto attacks. I don't know. Let me see if I can. Alright. Face 2. Let's fucking do this. Now we have the real game.

Let's do it. Renmark can grieve however he likes, but I get to crave my own way. Okay, um... Now we have the game. Um... I really actually don't know what the play here is. I genuinely do not know what the play here is. I'm going to swift stride, and hopefully this is the right call.

I think I'm wrong, by the way. I think this is the bad call. Oh, I'm going to hit S rank. I'm going to hit S rank. Big Dick. Big Dick. Big Dick. Okay. Nice.

Yes. Okay. The chances of Versus. surviving for two separate attacks. I would rank that at about zero. I'm not going to get his skill points back. 5%. Yeah.

Pretty much zero. Yeah. AP to mail? No. I have a plan. This should give me enough gradient and then now I can use this and this will give AP to mail passively. Wait, what the fuck is this? Which one is this? I forgot which one this was.

Okay, let's do it. Does I hit the wrong button? Wow. I really thought I had that. Yeah, I actually thought I had that. Okay, this is the one I need to parry. This is actually good. He seeks to use my creations against me.

Here we go. Okay. This child, you defied me, and now he's dead. Jesus. Christ. I feel like if she does that spell, I think that I'm dead. I think that's, that one's it.

She's still going? Yeah. That one's not happening. Hardest boss for a reason? You just have to play better. I'm going to try and carry these. We're improving and getting better. Okay. Close?

Yes, close. That's what matters. You're outmatched. Okay. I need to just give Verso as many points as I can. Yeah. Okay. This is gonna make a lot of progress on our break bar. Okay.

Um, I think I'm just gonna auto. It's crazy damage. You understand what you've done. You killed him. Gotcha bitch. Get the fuck out of here. Alright. Um, this gives me gradient so I can get her up to this.

And now she's stunned. And now that makes Verso up here. So it puts them up to A rank as well. And now we're going to do as much damage as we possibly can. Because we can't stagger her again, so the best thing to do is to build up his rank. And now I'll do an auto attack as well. Man, I'm supposed to be. I just cannot do this.

Okay. Okay. Um, mistakes happen. Should be doing so much damage? Yeah, I know. It sure seems like it has been, though. I'm gonna be honest.

I think I can kill her here. Yeah, this will take her out. Yeah, that's it. Okay. All right. I can still win. I can still win. It doesn't matter.

I get to grieve my own way. Okay. Okay. She can't do fucking anything right now. I'm trying to think like what do I even fucking do here. Um, I mean, I guess I can give her extra AP for the next time. Like that's the best thing I can do. Heal? No, they can't heal.

They're not going to need to heal. I'm gonna parry this, no problem. I'm gonna parry the fuck out of this. No more mistakes. Mistakes. It's not over. Jesus Christ. Jesus

Christ. Jesus. I've got to dude, I can't do it. Okay, this is good. This is good. This is the one I can't do. Just dodge, man?

The problem is that you're probably right. dodge. You're right. I should just, I should just dodge. Okay. Uh, obviously it's probably not going to go very well, but we're just gonna, we're gonna do what we need to do. Forish trials, you defied me, and now he's dead. Jesus. It's so delayed. I just, I can't even react. Spam dodging won't really work the attacks so opi panic dodging well the thing is like i can only i i i can't react like my reaction time is really bad so like i have to predict i think this time we just dodge honestly i feel like this time we just dodge because we've been having we've been having a lot of trouble right

uh i already messed up but that's okay i missed my shot yeah this is uh not a good day for me very, very bad day for me. Okay. Who are your father to use you like this? I'm ready. Nice. You're outmatched. We're not gonna fuck this up, boys.

We are not fucking this up. Um, yeah. What you've done, you killed him. No mistakes. We're gonna beat his ass. Okay? I still can't use my big attack yet. Uh, I'm just gonna stack.

I can't really do anything actually I guess I can do swift stride man might as well yeah it's a matter of 9,000 damage might as well okay no more mistakes no more fucking up

no more getting hit no more doing shit wrong no more dot no more parrying we're just gonna dodge we're gonna beat this fucking boss no more ego And we're gonna stunt her right here Huge Massive

There it is And then we're gonna give her We're gonna give her the AP as well We're gonna save the gradient attack We don't need it I think Verso can kill her here I'm pretty sure he can I'm like 90% sure he can kill her

Yes he can Come on Come on Who's still alive Okay We're still in the game. Okay. Um...

I'm ready. How? I thought she's dead. Watch out my elf. Grace yourself. Okay. All right. Let's do it.

This time for sure. Renlar can grieve however he likes. But I get to grieve my own worth. Okay. Um. No. Um. Okay.

We're gonna do what we need to do, guys. Uh, yeah, let's actually go for the stagger. I probably should not do this, but it's okay. You're gonna do it anyway. It's gonna damage cap anyway. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Okay, okay, I'm thinking like, do I need to keep myself in the stance? Uh, yeah, I think I do.

We're just going to dodge. We're just going to dodge. No more fucking ego. No more fucking ego. No more fucking ego. the boss. Christ. Okay.

All right. We're gonna try and get as much points as I can. It's okay. We're still in the game, boys. We are still in the game. See? There it is. Still in the fucking game.

Let's go. Yes. Yes. What's this? Wait, I don't know what... I forgot what this is. Lune will die in two turns. Well, she's gonna die in two turns anyway, honestly. It doesn't even matter.

Okay, well, this is the easiest decision of my life. Okay, I'm gonna give her an item. Uh, 5 AP is gonna go to Luna. Okay. Yeah, literally, this is a best case scenario for me, by the way. Wait. There's no way. There's no way.

If I dodge this, it's over. If I dodge this, I win. All I have to do is dodge. All right. Let's do it. We're all dead. Let's see what we can do. It's over.

Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck, man. Dude. Oh, my God. Choked so hard. It was the last hit, too. Fuck, man. It was so close.

Oh, I'm so bad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go. I made a mistake again. I'm just gonna burn down all of our points. Okay. I'm so disappointed, man. I'm so sad. Like, that was it. Dude, it just shit happens so fast. I can't even react.

Fuck. Okay. Um, that's okay. I can't get in my own head. We can't be. it just got to do better that's all that's call the pa okay okay okay okay I'm gonna keep giving Verso more points I think he's gonna he I think he's gonna carry watch out what you've done okay got it I don't know how but I did okay I can't really do much right now I'm just gonna auto attack okay fuck this is going really badly

It's still not over. It's still not over. Nice. Okay. Here we go. Uh, we're going to give more verso, we're going to get verso more points. And we're going to do gradient attack on him too.

This should kill her. I think it'll kill her. I don't know if it will or not. But I think it will. The free aim is so bad. It's I think it's working I do I think it's actually working I think I can do it this takes to our next face for sure

Got it Shit, all right wait a minute, wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we're still in the game We're still in the game we never give up We're just gonna get everybody back up. It's gonna be fine None of this matters. Okay. None of this matters. Yes, we are dodging, bro. I'm so fucking afraid. I'm so fucking afraid. I am not. I'm gonna burn all of these down and I'm going to, uh, I'm gonna res meo or uh,

Res Luna. I'm gonna keep one. I won't lose again. It's nine points. Okay. I think giving Verso more points again is still the best decision. I do. I still think it's the best decision. Okay, here we go. Here we go. All right. Oh, fuck. Here we go. Let's do it.

It's not even close to being over. It doesn't matter. I had to stagger her. She'll die here. He's gonna S rank here too. There it is. All right, all right, all right. Let's go. Let's go.

Win this bitch. I don't know if I can. Let's find out. Not even close. Okay. Which one is this? Oh, no, this one doesn't matter. This is fine.

Mail is going to die on this turn. This is gonna be very problematic for me. Okay. Is it better to stun her and then go to Mayo? Or not? I actually don't know what the right option here is. I think it's better to do this. I actually don't know.

I feel like a stun now is good. The expedition's not a foolish child. You defied me and now he's dead. Can't win them all. Okay. Why did she die? Okay. Um,

I don't think it's worth using. the gradient attack right now. Like as much as I could use it right now, I don't think it's worthwhile. It doesn't matter. Let's carve apart. You're outmatched. I'm just gonna try to build up as far as much as I can. May I'll have a higher chance to get a turn because she has agility. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, no way, no way, no way. No way, no fucking way. I win. doesn't kill Versa with this, I went. I lose. Not looking good.

It's so fast, man. I have to rely on Perry's to kill her. Okay. I don't know what any of my spells do. Oh, all the spells. Oh. Why wouldn't you revive? Because one hit would have killed it anyway, and the majority of the attacks, um, I didn't know if it was going to crit or I would have done extra damage.

And it could have ended the fight there. Uh, that's the reason why. Like, I know it might. seem like it was a bad decision but i i do think it was the right call like again i think that i make i make good strategic decisions i'm just bad at playing the game that's the problem like this like if i never had to react i'd never lose okay okay let's carve a path Nice. Okay. What you've done, you killed him.

Well, the positive sense, I do usually get that one right, at least, right? Okay. I don't know what to do now. I think Ferso AP is the right option, but I'm not sure. I'm going to try and end this as fast as I can. This is, like, the damage here puts me back out of stanceless, but it also makes it to where I'm able to Jesus, I cannot

I just cannot do that last one through that first one I mean Okay, this is gonna stun her It's good, this is fine You're outmatched It's fine Nobody is dead, everything is fine I think I can kill her still

Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter We've got to pray We've got to pray We're gonna get lucky, we're gonna kill her We're gonna do this Yes Come on Take it home

Let's get over Yep Alright Okay Watch out my house Can grieve however he likes But I get to grieve my own way Take your time

Yep We're gonna plan this out We're gonna beat it Okay How many do I have I have five left Four left I'm planning on this working

It probably won't Tell your father I don't I have a plan. Okay. You're going to see the vision come together. By the way, I don't know what the vision is yet. I'm...

I think it's just basically dodge the attacks until she's dead. Okay, let's do the thing that I've never... Got two stacks. Okay. This is so bad. This is actually so bad. She'll survive. She'll survive.

Fuck, I can't use my big attack. Fuck. Fuck. Uh, heel? I can't. I can't. Thermal transfer? Yeah.

Best option. Smart. Really good idea. Okay. Really good idea. She'll die next turn, but it doesn't matter. That's a really good idea, guys. Great idea.

Danger It taught him to paint And he seeks to use the creation Against me Still in the game We're still in the game We're not not in the game We're still in the game

This should finish it By the way At least take her into that last phase So this is going to take her into break Oh it almost did Okay Well it doesn't matter Now I can break her

Okay Now this breaks her Lune dies It doesn't matter Lune dies I'm debating whether it's worth resing her I don't think I can finish it right now

Yeah it is Because she gets two turns I'm gonna burn every point that I have It doesn't matter If me losing is that I miss that last hit That's not the reason why we're gonna lose this It doesn't matter

Trust me Crazy Trust me Oh, I actually did make a mistake here, but that's the one you thought I did. This child, you defied me, and now he's dead. Ready to parry. Ooh, I thought it was extra ones. Okay. Um, we go all in. We go all in. Big Dick on Verso. Let's go.

He's gonna get full points. He's got every shot. He's dead. She's fucking dead. Guaranteed. A hundred fucking percent, boys. Let's go. And now we do the attack? It's over. It's fucking over. It is so fucking over. Get the fuck out of here. Bitch. Suck my dick. Oh. Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh my god. Thank God. It's over. Is it over?

I didn't get a fucking... No. There's no way. No. We're not done yet. There's no way. Ready to parry. He was an expeditioner.

Which one? I'm very... I'm so stressed right now. I'm so stressed out. Oh God, I'm so stressed. Oh god, I... I don't... Let's cover path.

Please, bro. Fucking... Please fucking die. Please. Please fucking die. Painted power. Damage can exceed 9. Oh my God.

Bro, that shit stressed me out so much. Like, I... I was... God damn. Rest now. Fixed me. Why? You been killing everybody.

Is she gonna disenchanter? See, that's the part I don't understand. That's why I still don't fucking get that. God damn. Holy fuck, bro. You did the thing. So all the Nevrons die or what? Oh, fuck.

It's in there. The number. She's gone. It's done. You're free. You are all. To sure Gustav's watching over us. Want to plant it?

Oh, shit. Oh, presumably. There'll be no one coming after. Right? It's symbolic. Into act too? Still feel immortal? Ooh.

Less than yesterday. Shall we test it out? Uh-oh. I appreciate the offer. Monoco. You've been extra quiet since we got to the monolith. What now? We go back to Lumiere and life goes on.

Yeah. Decades and decades in front of. of us. Guess this is how it feels to be immortal. What do we do now with all this time? The expedition might be over. But we're not done yet. There are so many questions left to answer.

Uh-oh. Look your head. Ooh! Oh shit. Yeah. Damn. God damn. Holy shit.

That guy looks like first, though. That's good stuff, sister. Oh, it's the letter his sister gave him. Brother, retire of the conflicts and deceptions that plague our family and theirs. I entrust you with this letter. Whether you give it to her is up to you. I'm at peace with what's to come. When the time comes, you will be too.

Strange feeling. Watching you with my brother, laughing and smiling, without the scars or the memories that afflict me. Elysia, as she was meant to be, not this painted version that I am. My family. A facsimile of yours. And this world, a mirror. What? Painted by your mother, the painter's.

To stave off her. grief. Seeing your expedition through would plunge us all into the abyss. For in ridding the world of the painters, you'd lose the soul force standing against the one who would erase us, the one who invokes the flowers of the gomash. An act of love. For he does love her. Your father. On her monolith, she paints a warning for us all. Of the few she can save as her power wanes We all wish for our families to thrive What the fuck?

Your family however believes only one can survive But perhaps you'll find another way You who have lived amongst us Perhaps you differ from your father and your sister As I differ from mine Your mother paints life As your father what will you paint? We're father's...

Renoir's dead, right? Wait, what the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, good. What? What? What the fuck? What about Verso?

She got the gold flowers like the painter's. Seems like they killed the wrong guy. Yeah. Monolith 49. This is before the scar. What the fuck? What the fuck? Good, you're awake.

Come downstairs. This is that journal entry from the woman. They didn't like her. What the fuck? Bro, what the fuck? What? Come along now. I'm in Renoir's Atelier.

I don't know what the fuck that is. Must be down here, right? Oh, it's probably that. Elisia quit dawdling. End of the corridor, you know where it is? Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Explore?

Okay. There's a dog. Noco. And Monaco the third. Wait, oh, Noco, the little thing. And what about over here? Clea's harp and Marmon's piano. First, so I miss hearing you play. I miss all the silly songs you wrote for me. And you can still play this. What the fuck? Well, who's the other sister then? There's nothing from me outside these doors in Paris. I'm going to speak with Cleo. Leah, he's in Papa Zatir. Go through the middle?

Yeah, I did. I did. Do you get it now? No. Like, I think, like, I'm not 100% certain. I have an idea. Oh, wow. Oh, fuck.

Am I going to have to fight this guy? The other ones are bosses. Fuck. Finally. Our little shadow is awake. What the fuck? What the fuck? Shit.

Sleeping on the floor. Our parents are quite the stubborn pair. They're still fighting each other inside the canvas. What the fuck? He has her imprisoned at the top of the monolith and she has him trapped beneath. It's a stalemate. Did you see Versa?

You're as bad as a lean. He's not Verso. He's a painted cocky built from our mother's memories. You do well to remember that. So first... What the fuck? Don't roll. your eyes at me, sister dear. I know you're not a child, but you're not grown either.

And too many in our family have lost all caution and sense of late. You've been inside the canvas for too long? They've spent longer than this and other canvases. It's not that dire. Uh-oh. Yes, I know. My mom's been in there for quite a while already. Uh-oh. And Renoir is wasting time in there, trying to help someone who doesn't want his help. We have more urgent.

Can you tell mom on? Who the fuck is this? Help her do what? Run away and hide? She's already succeeded there. Honestly, if Eileen wants to numb herself in the canvas. Oh, it's her mom? Oh, okay. Grief is no excuse. We're all grieving. She's a grown woman and she was the head of the painter's council. She failed her responsibilities.

Ooh. I don't have time to coddle her. have time to coddle her. And before Verso died, she would have said the same. Damn. I already have. Aline is more skilled than Renoir, but I've tipped the scales in his favor. Uh-oh.

I have my pets in place. She who controls Chroma controls the canvas. I can't take her Chroma, but I can keep it from returning to her. Yes, it's enough. It's just a matter of time. As she weakens, Renoir is able to arrest. able to erase her oldest creations. With the exception of her obscene, fake family.

She's made them immortal, but luckily, they're also quite useless. Oh, wow. I need you to take care of yourself while I'm gone. Don't be naive. The world doesn't stop simply because our family is in mourning. Uh-oh. The conflict is spreading, and there are things I must do if we painters are to survive. Want to help?

You will do nothing. You're too weak to do anything useful. You'd be a liability. What a bitch. The writers used you against us once before. They won't hesitate to use you again. And I can't promise that I'll make the same choice Verso made. Oh.

Verso traded his life for yours. I both love and hate him for that. I'm full. Although, if you really want to be, useful then enter the canvas and help Renoir. I need him back here sooner rather than later. I'll fight this war alone if I have to, but I'd really rather not. So this is 49 and she's 16 and so she entered the canvas inside of the monolith year 49. And that's why she's 16.

Can you handle that? Lest you forget the only reason those two are in there is because your naivety cost Verso his life. Good. Go to the canvas when you're ready. Repaint your throat when you're in there. Oh. Before you completely forget how to have a conversation.

Holy shit. Oh my God. Verso's childhood canvas where he used to play. Where he painted Esquay in Monaco. And that's how he knows Eskia is the most powerful. Or mom, papa, and I'll fight. He is right, it's my fault. I should all fix this.

I do want to fix this. I do if I can, Versa would have. And it would be nice to talk and breathe again without pain, without my face being. Not that that's the reason to do this. No, it's the right thing to do after everything that I've caused. Enter the canvas. Let's do it. Oh, out of the canvas, she'll try to return.

We must hide the canvas. What? Well-reasoned. And such a clever hiding spot you've chosen. She'll still find it, but... I'm impressed. This only truly is if you destroy the camera. So it is like Super Mario 64 after all.

And that means stopping the final sliver of Verso Sol from painting. Oh shit. It wasn't so hard. That's Aline's Proma. Stay calm. Don't let it take control of you. Calm, Alicia. It'll paint over you. Well, you're about to be reborn in this.

world is one of Aline's creations. Not fun. Wait is that? At least this will keep you out of trouble until I get back. So this is when she was born. She's a girl. What a lovely voice. My love, did you decide on a name?

Yes. Oh, my darling girl. We have precious little time together. Mm-mm. You'll never know us. But I won't you to know. know that you are loved. I want you to know, you're not alone. You will always be a beautiful child I held in my arms. You will smile the brightest smile. You will cry, iridescent tears. You will

know love and you will no pain. We live in an unforgiving world. But you are strong and you will survive you will struggle and you will learn you'll find people to call your own yeah shine as their guiding light but you will change the world and the people around you you'll forever be our princess that's why they give her the name and her name will be myel damn so what the fuck god damn