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Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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I did say I would play this today. We have a very big day. Very, very, very big day. I'm ready. Huge day? Yes, that's right. It's time. Now, I want to make sure that I do everything before I finish Act 2.

I have invested fucking, like, two or three weeks of streams into this game. 30 hours. Yes. Like, yes, that's what's going to happen. Okay, so let's do it. So much content after you finish the story? Well, we'll see what happens. Okay, so the first thing we need to do is we need to go around

and we need to make sure that we kill all of the bosses before we finish Act 2. That's the first step. Okay, we killed them. We don't need to kill them again. They're dead. All right. We're going to look around right now in the world and we're going to find something else. can't, by the way. Well, kill Sprog before Act 2. I don't know who Sprog is. Have I done this before?

What the hell is this? Falling leaves. What the fuck is falling leaves? Did I do this? Careful. Some expedition has died here. Oh, fuck. There's an abnormal never one roaming about. And it has a taste for expedition or armbands. Who's fat boy here? Hello?

I suppose you want to fight? Yes. Everyone wants to fight all the time, but I just want to enjoy these falling leaves. What is this place? It's a forest, can't you see? A few of your expedition, your friends are here. Wait, what? Are here too.

Other survivors, can he show us? Oh, no, they're dead. They're easy to spot. You'll see them along the way. Just keep going to the top of the cliff and you'll be fine. The big one over there is, Yeah, maybe don't go there. We're gonna go anyway.

Wow, an expeditioner who listens. I didn't mean to click that. Oh, look at this. Oh, wow. Damn, bro. And this is all just a side area? It's not even part of the base game. Or not, it's part of the base game, but part of the main story.

Man, what the fuck? Who's this fat bitch? What's this fat bitch doing in my game? The fuck is this? Oh! Should I just pop them off? Wow. God damn.

Hell yeah, brother. Okay, let's look around. Is there anything up here? And now we get to upgrade pretty much every weapon to level 19, too. This is going to be huge. What's down here? Oh, who's this guy? What area is this?

I don't know. It said falling leaves. I don't know what this thing is. Survivors? Oh, what are these guys? I bet hitting him is going to come. cause an explosion oh i can that was easy damn okay what the fuck hello let me go through the door first oh useful okay after that one mirror bro like i'm looking around there might be nothing else over here

oh shit i got the books a yo fuck reading oh i think i've been here before yes Damn Readings for nerds Yeah, true Okay, is there anything else over here No I gotta make sure that I don't make any mistakes And I don't forget anything

Let's go back down There's a lot of books Yeah, I know, we're gonna go back outside, I know How are you liking the game? I'm loving it I've been thinking about playing this game the whole time Okay, let's go talk to this guy Hello?

Lady of Sapp. It's not talking. Okay. I wonder if I should attack her. Should I attack her? Talk to the Shadow Boy first. Okay. I don't want to mess anything up, right?

Let's go up this way first. Okay, we've got to go up this mountain here. Oh, first, no, I don't, I don't mind help if it's just making sure that I'm staying on the right path. That's all. And I'm not accidentally doing something that could cause problems in the future. So, no, yeah, I don't mind that at all. Two fat boys. Okay.

Like that bitch? Okay. Like, I mean, he's mega-dict. I mean, like, he's... Bro, like, I mean, he's done. That was nothing? They're too slow? Well, I have them built in agility, so I always start first, man.

Apply rush when falling below 50% health. Okay, I'm never below 50% health. It doesn't really matter. Wait, what the fuck is it? What the fuck? What's this? Matthew, 35. We're so brave.

That's what it means to lay the trail. I survived and will continue on. But all the heroes of my team I dedicate our journal. All of those. It was only two years ago. We're being out from our battle with the terrifying never on roaming this area. Yet in their final moments, they use their bodies to create a bridge for those who come after. Expedition 3-5 is over.

Damn. Where the hose out? Whoa. Whoa. Is this a boss? It's a boss. I'm just gonna shoot him a bunch. Oh, okay.

I really like to dodge, huh? Just try it. What the fuck? Okay. Um, I guess we'll just kill this one. Seems like the smart thing to do, right? Great.

Awesome. Careful, Verso. Watch out my house. Jesus. Frozen. Let's have some fun. Okay. Um,

items, uh, let's revive and we're going to revive her. Actually, wait, wait a second. Got one down. Okay. And now we revive. It's fine.

Okay. Um, I'm debating. I'm debating. Let's do that right now. Okay. We're gonna res again. I won't lose. That way she stays alive.

Okay. And then items. We're gonna give, uh, mail more, more points. I'm ready. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Okay. Die next time. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Okay. Um, okay. Okay. Okay. And now we're gonna rev- we're gonna res him. Yes.

See? Okay. And then we do items again. And we're gonna give more AP to her. I have a plan. Not impressed That shit did not I was not ready for that shit

Okay Oh we're gonna res again It's okay Did I die again? Yes Yes Oh you're fucking dead now Okay

Okay And uh for skills Let's see here What do we do All right items Let's go ahead and give AP To great To Verso

Because now he's gonna have A lot of AP Watch big dick Big dick, big dick. And then items we're gonna give more AP to her again. Watch out. I feel like now I earned it since I got one of them right, you know? Okay.

Yep. We did it. God damn. God damn, that was a motherfucker, wasn't it? One Perry? Yeah, that was... 15? I just got 15 tokens out of that shit.

So I'm literally walking over a, like a... wall of the bodies of the expeditioners. Oh shit. That's kind of brutal, man. Oh, they're all the way over there too. Yeah, go back? No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Let me just do these. Okay. Why isn't he dead? There, now he's dead. I don't know what that was. That was weird. It's like the gun didn't work on them or something. Okay, I think that we're, we've already looped around now. We can't kill this guy and just make sure, though. Telling you, bro. like this gun this gun is what it's all about it's all about the gun wait who's this you i thought our paintings took you all i wish i could understand why she does that who are you

talking about she's always been there from the moment i was born could you help find her maybe she'll talk to you ask her why she killed them all we'll try to find her thank you a part of her is around here can i open this door please find her and ask her why she kills them all Where can we find her? She's around here. Okay, so that's got to be that one bitch. I'm not sure if I went this way before or not. I have no idea.

But I guess we'll figure it out, right? Ooh. This place is smashing. Definitely worth the trek here. He's about to get dicked. I'm going to be honest. He's about to get Omega Dicked. It's about to be over for him.

He's not even going to get a turn. Yeah, he's not getting a turn. I'm going to take him out. Okay. He is getting a turn. That's fun. Wait, what? I can just do it again.

Wait, really? What a loser. God, what a little bitch. Okay, Dyer Tond, one AP per moon charge. Moon charge. The hell's the moon charge? 2 AP on applying a status. So should I get this or not?

Is this worth buying? Should I buy this or no? No? Okay, it's bad. All right, that's fine. That guy got dicked. You know what? Let's try it right now.

Okay, so, what about my luminos? Auto rush? So we can, let's get rid of auto rush right now. Okay, and we're gonna replace it with, yes?

And then, oh, I only, this is only five? Oh, bro, this shit's getting replaced. so fast. Okay, I'm going to replace this with very important either. That's big dick. That's big dick. That's big dick. Greater Shell. I feel like that's big dick. I think we go with that. Yeah, let's go with AP. And then we're going to go back to this. And then we're going to do

inverted affinity. And I guess we can just do an augment and counted, right? I mean, might as well. So, okay, that's really, really good. I forgot I, I forgot I didn't put these in. Okay, let's see So glass cannon's only 10 points Okay, is there anything else I can use instead of that? Like, I should actually use entertaining turn on Verso But I'm not going to right now

I don't know if he's got anything else It's like really, really good Did he percent increase damage But while having shields Oh, I don't care about that. I don't have shields. I could just give him immaculate Like I feel like that would probably be a decent option combo attack one

do I have a combo attack two I don't think I do do I no I don't okay so not yet yeah yeah I get it okay so we're gonna replace this with

Immaculate and then we're gonna go and we're gonna use glass cannon here and then we're also gonna do I think break damage on burning enemies is going to be fucking insane I don't know why didn't have this already.

This is so good. And that I can do any of these. This is insane. I could give her energizing start, which would be really, really good. I think we should do Burning Mark. Honestly, guys, I think we do Burning Mark. I think that's the play right now.

Because, like, she burns them already a lot. And so, now, one AP on Battle Start would be really good. I just don't really think it's the most important. important thing to go with. Okay, so we have everything set up. Oh, oh yeah, bro. Like I actually, I literally just descended there. I didn't realize it, but I just descended. Okay, you guys ready to see how well this is gonna work? Burning marks kind of mid. Watch this. Watch my fucking points. I'm already at nine. Jesus. Chromos as well. Ooh, can I go into store? I can't. Okay. That's

too bad. I see. I didn't notice that. Okay. Okay. We'll go down. Is this a shortcut? This looks like it's a shortcut. Yes, it appears to be a shortcut. Okay. Well, in that case, now we can go back to that lady of sap. And that's the next thing we need to do. And how the fuck did we do that? That's right. That's right. It was down here, right? Is there something up here that I missed? No. Let's go down near the flag. Is it near the flag? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I see it over there now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something like this, right? This is exactly where I just came from. I caught myself. Because I was like, wait up, hold up, wait a minute. Let me double check over here and then, oh yeah, yeah, this is where I win. I just followed my exact same thinking from the first time. Okay, now we gotta fight this bitch, probably. I think we probably kill her, and then the guy despawns, and he lets us go through the door. That's what I'm assuming happens, but I guess we're gonna find out.

Okay, watch, watch, watch. Watch my points. Watch my points. Nine. Always nine. Never not nine. Okay. Let's talk to her now.

Is this the person a boy mentioned? Hey. We met a boy. asked us to talk to you he asked why your paintings are taking us all i do it for him i do it for us to respect what he created what we created what does that mean he's going silent we should report back to the boy okay all right that boss with like all the flying mobs honestly i feel like my build was made to fuck that boss that was like that was like that was was made for me. Yep. That was nothing. Okay, let's talk to him and see what he says. We found her.

Really, wouldn't she say? That she's doing all this for you to respect what you created with her. But, but that's not what I wanted. I never, maybe you can do it. Stop her paintings from erasing anymore. Be careful. Oh shit. We're going to climb up here. What the fuck is this? No, nothing else over here. Nothing else over there either. Is this a guy? No, it's not. Let's go this one. Oh shit. Oh shit. Uh-oh. Oh oh oh oh oh

O' off Expedition 49. We can hold the line for another few days but we need to find a way out. Our water supplies running dangerously low. Focusing on strategy around healing was a smart move, but we can't take take down an everin like this with our weak firepower on our backs against the wall we can keep the fighters heal for quite some time but not without water all my all my guys have inversion actually won out of stamina for our allies who come after sadly a large may have proven the defense is both absolutely necessary and wholly insufficient i completely agree i i totally agree with that you are so right

everything's it full right yeah they're all at full I'll upgrade weapons if we have trouble. That's easy. You just shoot the ball. What the fuck? Oh, scavenger. Dark magic. Well, I was pretty bad, huh?

Everybody's dead. Let's finish this. The shit. That's the last thing that I wanted to have happened. Okay. Let me res mail. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I see how it is.

All right, I'm thinking. I'm gonna go ahead and mayhemma right now. That didn't do any damage. Okay. We're gonna heal May L again. Okay. Um, I actually didn't expect this to happen. Uh, I didn't plan for this. Okay. Um, all right, let's be honest, guys. Let's be honest. I'm gonna die in one hit anyway. Let's do it. Not looking good.

All right. Strange masks. Right. I don't know if this is the way it works. I got a feeling it's not. Is it? It is? There's no way.

It is. I got one more. Reviving again. I'm gonna revive me out. Yes. Yes! Yes! Okay, I'm out of points.

I'm out of Revives. It's over. Jesus, you can't res your way through this? Yeah, I can. What, do you some kind of a loser? Number one, I'm going to go upgrade my weapons. Number two, I'm going to upgrade my skills. Number three, I'm going to get more health.

Number four, I'm going to have more res because I didn't rest, and I didn't have all my ress ready. Why no backup team? Because I didn't need it. And also my backup team are full of a bunch of losers anyway. Nobody cares about them. Fuck them. Okay, so we got that leveled up. Wait, I can't even level up my weapons anymore. I thought I could level up my weapons.

Oh my god. I can't even do this. I thought, bro, I thought I had this planned out. I don't know what to do. Should I give all of them to Versa? There's a big part of me feels like I should give everything to Versa. Why? because it's the right decision. I know it's the right decision. I don't know why it's the right decision,

but I know it is. I think we should get revived tent energy. Yeah, we should get that because he dies a lot. And then SOS power? Yeah. Because he's going to be under, he's probably going to be dead anyway, right?

Yes, after reviving? No, I have a plan, guys. Neglecting CL is a crime? No, I'm telling you guys. Like, this is the strategy that I have is immaculate. It may not look like it, but I already got the boss to half health, and I

did everything wrong. I literally did everything wrong, and I got it to half health. I just need to do two things right, and then I win. We're going to go over here, we're going to teleport. Everything's going to be just fine. We're going to upgrade our attributes, too. We're going to put

more points into... I think we need more points into health. Okay? Like, we need a lot. more points into health. Okay. And so for her, that's not going to help. This could heal everybody, but nobody can get healed, so it doesn't matter. I could get Terraquake. No, it does two hits. Like, that doesn't matter because I'm damage capping anyway. Elemental trick. No, I don't think that's going to work because I can't always crit. Okay, I don't have a plan for him. And this, I'm not using any of this right now. I just use that. That won't matter either. That would be really good, but I can't use it.

You can max create using picdos. I'm not going to need to. I'm going to beat him right now. I'm going to start dodging. Watch me start dodging. Watch me start dodging. Watch. I wonder if I should just shoot him a bunch. I'm going to start sword ballot. No, I think this one's better overall. That's right I dodge Big dick I have a vision Maximum down

Big dick Hose mad I have to do this now Trust me I think we stay I think we have to give her more points I think it's gonna help out more You'll see why

No no no no No I won't do it Not yet I made a mistake I made a mistake Okay Never mind I didn't know what that was Think

Let me think Let me think. Gentlemen, it's just too easy, guys. What can I say? Wow. Wow. Damn. No damage?

That's right. Getting whipped to whipping it? Yeah, bro. I knew I could beat it. I knew I could be. I was easy, bro. That was the easiest, easiest game of my life. Your master's the overall for final encounters?

No, I'm not. I've been doing this the whole game. Literally, like, I have not. done any additional content. Do I need to talk to that kid again or is it over? Check weapon? What's the new weapon that I got? Scaverum. To generate a dark strain, deal more damage with skills per active dart strain. Basic attacks can consume one damage with four active ones. Any skill can consume to 300% more debt. That's pretty good, but I don't really see it being useful, right? Um, yeah, it's our. I mean, I, I could see it. It's just, it's not good right now, right? I mean, like, I think that like, really the damage cap is really what, like, there's a lot of things like that, that, for example, like that hell attack, like that hell attack is insane, but only does two hits. So it's not valuable yet, right? Okay, so, do I need to go back to that kid or am I done? Am I done in this area? Do I have to go back? Go talk to him again? Okay. Let's go talk to him again. I'm going to be real. Like,

We cooked the fuck out of that boss. I didn't even take damage. Attacks with fewer hits do more break damage. Bro. I'm literally flawlessing bosses. I'm doing fine. Everything's okay. I promise you we're going to be okay.

You succeeded. Thank you, thank you. Thank this. It's a song she used to play to me when we were together. What? That's... I did all that for a fucking 8 track That's it

It's his mix Nah, bro That's some bullshit Let me see Actually, oh wait, hold up now that I have Verso that has this Where's energizing turn 20

Shit It's really only 10 because I don't care about this Pretty much always use this I always use this This is the right place The other two don't, they don't have value. That's what we need to do. Big moves.

Making big moves. Always big moves. Always big place. Every single time. Let me get the fuck out of here. That went so well. I'm gonna be real. Like that went so, that was crazy.

Who's this fat bitch? What's this? Can I go over there? Do it? Didn't this guy kill me in like one hit? He doesn't even take damage. You're not even taking damage. I'll do one attempt on this fuck ass, okay?

And that's it. Look. It's cosmetic damage. Okay. We cook it. We're cooking them. We are. We're cooking them. Time to end this. Damage.

Fuck that. It's gonna take an hour. Yeah, that's gonna take a fucking hour to do. He's not that strong. Well, no, I mean, it's not that hard. But he's not that easy either. And also, what do you think the probability is of me making a mistake? Oh, I know what the probability is.

100%, literally 100% of me fucking this up. Garin fucking teed that I messed this up. Did I mess this up? Have I been here before? Have I? Blades Graveyard. No, I haven't.

Are these mobs hard to kill? Let me see. It's like nothing. Sprague can be done with shields. It's not a matter of whether he can be done or not. I'm sure if I invested two hours. What the, oh, well, oh, I'm in the game. What the fuck?

Damn. Damn, that's kind of cool. I have no doubt that if I invested a long amount of time and I figured out a build, I could beat him. It's not about whether I could beat him or not. It's about what is time efficient. Like, is it worth spending three hours trying to beat this guy? I don't think so. That's all. Like, of course you could get his ass, but is it worth getting his ass what's this have I been here before

white tree I don't think I have is this a cock sucker it is get the fuck back over there go for the main story all right all right all right

I'm going to do this area and then I'm going to go Isabel of 36 Will she write in poetry and shit Drift through the night and land soft upon the moonlit veil. Whose snowy shrouds hold tight, the hope I'd whispered once long ago. Golden folds adorn the stems, a maze our eyes back to follow. A meditation of winding curves.

Deep they flow to center. Where lie the edges of another verse, another maze of golden stems and shadows? Down. A sea of pebble shifting. A wave, a wave. A wave of rock and sand. A sand falls upon our heads, and our heads sink beneath the waves.

Along the darkened shores we sink. A pebble in the sea. This is bad. The rising wind rolls through fragrant stalks of feather grass. That delicate aroma, a balm. Their gentle Sussarous. A lullaby. For my aching heart.

This world is full of wonders. Yet everywhere we go, we walk with death. Yeah, true. Yeah, bro, like this shit's kind of fucked up. You know what I mean? Shit's kind of fucked up, yo. Okay, we did that. We're just going to look around and see if we didn't miss anything else.

Camp? Wait, why? You gotta go to camp. Gestral reward? Oh, oh, right. Yeah, no, I will in a minute. Energizing, heal. And healing an ally also give 2 AP. Nobody cares about that bullshit. Is there anything I can get over here? No, okay.

Is this the fourth gestural? Yes, it is. Okay, I'll go to camp now. We'll go talk to them and we'll see what we get it. It gives a big reward. That's okay. Hell out. I know.

I'm a quick an extraordinary trick to break these weirdly textured things. Let me teach it to you. Paint break. Oh shit. Oh shit! That's insane! It's actually pretty useful. Yeah, I must have missed so many places.

Okay, let's kill this loser over here. Who's this fat bitch? What do you want? You're cooked. He's cooked. He's dead. He's so dead. He's so dead. It's over. Look at Fatty. Look at Fatty. Faddy can't handle it. Okay.

Okay. Well, I'm gonna break him right now. Then we're gonna res me out. And he's broken, so it doesn't matter. And now, okay, I actually thought something different was going to happen here. This was not part of my plan. Okay. I guess we're gonna have to do something else. Uh

Yeah, this should be fine Okay Gentlemen, that's all part of the master plan People don't believe in the master plan They will That's the master plan I told you See, I told you is that easy

Like I might not know how to parry or do anything But I do know how to plan things out To where I don't lose That's the one thing I do know how to do I can be dog shit at little Literally everything. Bro, go do monolith or it's gonna be too easy. Okay, I have one final area I want to do.

I want to go kill that fat thing, and then we're done. All right? That's the last thing that we do, and then we do the monolith. I think he was somewhere over here, right? If I can't find him in like two minutes, we're just gonna go over there. I think it was this one. It was right here. Remember him?

Remember him? He was gonna try and fuck on me. Remember that? Like that, huh? How about that? Fuck out of here, pussy. Fuck you, you too. Uh... We're gonna go ahead and do this.

See this? We're a little bit more powerful than we were initially. This is why I wanted to beat him. You're goddamn fucking right I am. This guy's a dick sucker. It's a nasty fucking dick sucker. A nasty, disgusting fucking dick sucker. suffer. That's right.

That's right. That's all I wanted to do. That's all I wanted to do. Like, ever since he ate me, that shit made me mad. Like, I was not gonna let that happen to me. I think we did everything else pretty, oh, what about this? Ben, 64. And now we're going to the monolith.

We radioed our first report to gamma. You're 2 OPE. I barely even have gained any power. Alford will be our radio range for a few days as they investigate down coast. They spotted an interesting island which could make a good relay point for the southern half of the continent. But Gamma hasn't heard from beta in two weeks. Marsau should reach her in another day. And logs for Gestral Village.

Can I do that? But it seems someone is using our radios against us. Uh-oh. How do they even know our coats? Oh, shit. Nobody's used them. since the fracture. Sean fears we've been betrayed, but I refuse to believe that. They've got impossible. Well, this area is massive. Oh my God.

Jesus. And that's a red zone. We don't want to be there. All right, gentlemen. Let's go to the monolith. It's time. You're going to kill that fat bitch pretty soon, too. the dragon in the sitting? Wait. Yeah, what the fuck is that? What happens if I go underneath it? Nothing, okay. I'm a little nervous.

I'll make sure there's nothing there I missed out on. What about over here? Oh, they trying to hide it. There's a gestural there? Okay, I'm gonna go get it. Yeah, let me go get it real quick. I didn't see him. Oh, I see his ass.

Hey! Oh, really? Gotcha bitch! Gotcha bitch! It's all available after monolith? Yeah, yeah, I know. And everyone's are good for farming mats. Yeah, I don't know really what's good for that and not.

Like, I'm just kind of doing, uh, I'm doing my own thing. And then that's the big thing that I killed. That was a good day for me. That was a very good day for me. And then we went over there, we did that Coliseum. And now it's time for this. And now it's time for this. All right.

Oh boy. Have you killed the crow? Uh, I don't think so, no. Camp and update your journal, you won't regret it. Okay. Any man, I'd use bathroom. We're about to cook the shit out of him. We're about to kill her.

It's gonna be easy. Now it's time. My out journal. To honor his memory. She writes about how they can now enter the monolith. And they should finally understand everything. She hopes Gustav's apprentices will read this journal someday. Yeah, it's about right.

Let's do it. It'll be a fucking a f. Is you ready? Yeah, I am. I'm fucking ready. I'm ready to parry. I'm ready to get extremely lucky again and ignore every boss mechanic.

That's what I'm ready to have happen. It's gonna be great. A born right for this shit? Yeah. Fast travel, it didn't let me. I have to go inside the monolith, I'm pretty sure. You do? Yeah, that's what I thought.

See? That's okay. We've got to kill this bitch right now. It'll be easiest game on my life. Probably going to beat this fight in one try. Maybe even less than that. Yes. Yes.

Okay. There we go. Everybody asks like this shit's going to be really hard. I'm a bit, I'm a bit nervous. But we'll see how this goes. All right, let's fast travel I'm assuming it's tainted battlefield This is the bottom one right

Yep, this was a Let's go Is this a guy? Oh, it is a guy Yeah, it is Can I just pop all these guys off too? Wait, I can't Wait, I actually can

Damn Longer Shell as well 82,000 experience on that show I'm talking about this gun strap is really good over level I didn't over level I just I set myself up to win people always get mad whenever you rise you achieve things keep oh oops that people thought wasn't possible wow there we go I go this one oh I can what's this one an advantage 200 about 200 cares about 200 dollars that's about 200 dollars

I just came from. This is big ugly bitch. Me? That's true. Pretty good amount of money. Damn bro, I couldn't even kill this guy. Now he's dead. It doesn't matter, I still kill his ass. See I'm saying before though, like sometimes I just don't get the good RNG and I can't kill him. I'm almost at the point where I can just take off roulette and just still damage cap. Which is like when that happens, like that that's the assessment. extension time. But it won't matter because if I get the if I get it uncapped, like I put you should. No, it doesn't matter. I mean, honestly, like if I should like then people probably get mad. I'll be, I'll be doing even more damage. People get mad that say damn, you're doing too much damage.

Stop doing so much. It's not fun. It's not. Oh, fuck. Are you kidding me? Shit. I can't kill them. I don't know which one's more important to kill, but I think it's this one. Yeah, it was. Okay, I was right. Watch this. Watch this. Watch, watch, watch me do it. Watch me do it. Watch me get it.

It's done. It's over. What? Gives a fuck, bro. I think I give a fuck about that. Nah, this shit doesn't matter. I didn't know that could happen, though. They're immune to damage.

That's kind of, that's gonna lower, that really fucks me up, man. I can't go this one. Ooh, a new area. Oh, wait, is that Gustav? Oh, it must be, this is where we buried them. Oh shit. A lean. So proud of his latest creation.

But at least those memories remain. What hurts more are the memories unmade. The conversations. We'll never have. The time we'll never spend. I want rage to consume me. Anything to fill the hollow. But rage won't come.

I just float in an endless nothingness. The person I cannot be around is Alicia. As a broken mirror. The shards reflecting back tenfold and every moment with her the cuts deepen and I feel myself unraveling. I know what he'll say. But this is the first time I've felt any surcease.

For a few moments a day, my heart beats again. Damn, what the fuck? They're having some bad times over there, huh? It's like a greenhouse. This area is really nice, man. Holy shit. Well, at least we got something out of that shit. Damn, I feel like we've opened pretty much every single door.

Like, now that I'm thinking about it, like we pretty much got all this... Not quite. Not quite, man. We got a couple more. Jump in a painting? I couldn't reach it. I tried, man. Okay. Well shit. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. All right, let's do it. What's that ice area? Damn, bro. Expedition 70 really went to work.

They kind of fell off after this, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they pop the fuck off. Oh. So I guess she must have been the woman in the, uh, in the image there. Can I go across this? No. Damn.

How do you know that? The chroma here. Read it. Who's this stupid asshole? Oh, this is that thing I could never parry. Oh, great. Yeah. What?

Jesus. I thought that was gonna be a chromatic. It's gonna have to fight that. It was gonna be hard. I guess not. This is the whole ass monolith. Oh, fuck. Maybe we gotta go up there. We got a ways to go if we do.

I heard some noises from over here. What the fuck? All right? You got it? This is easy. It's easy. Easiest boss I ever fought. I don't even know what it does.

There it is. Yes! You know what? I think shooting him twice is actually going to be. better and then just auto attacking uh actually yeah i guess it's better because it did a little bit of uh of burn damage so i don't know what color so i'm gonna just uh we're gonna just be smart we're gonna be smart oh uh okay yeah yeah no this is fun oh fuck i thought she'd have her gradient attack up by now damn it man fuck okay um

And then I'm gonna do a basic attack. This is, I have, I have a master plan. People don't see the master plan because they can't envision it. I can envision it. I know what the master plan is. You guys seeing the master plan yet? I'm seeing it. Jesus.

Just the way it goes. That's just the way she goes. God, bro, it's gonna be bad when I'm gonna have to play the game, man. This is gonna be real bad. I'm getting nervous. Like yeah, I'm getting stressed. I'm getting stressed out even thinking about it. There's no way, right?

It's not over there. What's this shit out? Usually these aren't too hard to find. Empowering, power, and increases the damage 5% until the following turn. That's pretty good. It was actually really good. Yeah, but like if you take damage, it fucks it up. So like I might use that later on, but I don't know really when.

This if you're good. Yeah, that's why I'm not using it. Ooh, Evindar. So much snow in my joints, Roy, show me down. This is what cold feels like. Wait, I have to fight two merchants? Oh, fuck. Okay. He got a lot of health.

No, my. You a pussy-ass bitch. I thought he did, but he doesn't. That's right. Oh well. Bro, who cares? Who cares? Who gives a fuck, bro?

do my shit I can't cover a duel I mean I'll trade the real stuff okay trade Oh Oh there's two special items I get Gangorungo Okay

I feel like I don't need that many more of these Oh okay well I mean we're obviously gonna get this This is obviously good Color of Lumina we need a lot of these I guess we could use a little bit more The respondent who might as well 15% to defenseless damage Oh that's in

insane. Okay. I guess I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just buy the weapon anyway. It doesn't matter. So, uh, Verso's the one who does defenseless. Uh, let's see what I can do with him. Uh, so he's got 15, 15 and 10. So is there anything I can get rid of with 10? Like, exposing attack is defenseless, so I couldn't get rid of that. Combo attack, I can't get rid of this. Breaking burn, I can't get rid of this. Breaker, I feel like is so useful. I don't want to get rid of it. Energizing turn is so powerful. I don't want to get rid of that either. I feel like right now,

Auto Show? Do I have Auto Show on? I don't have it on. You guys trying to mess me up. I feel like I should probably maybe replace Immaculate because like defenseless is going to be applied all the time and it applies to other things because I'm taking damage.

So we're going to get rid of this at least so we can level. it up, right? I mean, at least. And how much is Immaculate? It's like 10 or 15, right? Yeah, it's 10. So, like, I have to get rid of a few different things. Yeah, I'm just, I'm not seeing myself. Like, it's a, it's a very good, it's a very good bonus, right? It's not like it's bad. It's just that, wait, what that? Have I, have I been here? Oh, I didn't see that that was the thing. Okay. I got confused. Nice.

Base attack implies powerless. See, that would be also crazy. There's a part of me that wants to put that on Lune. Like, I feel like that's not really a high value. It's good on Verso. No, I know it is, but I'm not... Like, both of these are very high value. Like, this, like, for example, augmented counter,

I actually really don't need this. So, like, let me think about what I can get out instead of this. I feel like I should get weakness game. Yeah, I think we go with that. Because, like, she's doing elemental damage. It seems like a very easy decision. Okay. Okay, so because this cop-sucker is immune to light damage,

and we now know that, we have to kill this guy. See that? Let's have some fun. I actually messed up there, but it doesn't matter. It should kill both of them right now. Yep. Yep.

Yep. What are these losers doing up here? Watch this, watch this. I'm gonna show you how I handle. Watch this. I just bring in the gap. This is unfair? No, it's not.

This is the way the game was designed. They wanted me to do this. If they didn't want me to do this, they wouldn't let me do it. This is the way God intended. It's so true? Yeah, bro, I planned this. Is God's plan true?

What the fuck is? all this. It's a train station. Hello? Welcome to the train station. Where do you want to go? Where can you take us? To your next destination is Lumiere, my hometown. Oh shit, I meant to go. I actually, I was going to look somewhere. I thought there might have been something else in the area, but it's okay. You can go back. Oh fuck. I missed something, right? Here, yeah, Let me go back real quick. I made a mistake. I didn't mean to do that.

That's all. Because if there's nothing here, this is going to take me like literally two seconds. See? Great. I got an upgrade material I'd never use. Yep. Yeah, see, see, like, that's the reason why we always pay attention. Was that really the best loot in the game?

It seems like it wasn't, actually. Oh, this is a zero-zero again. You never know. Oh, you do. you know so this is this is lumeir let me rest i think i can upgrade their points right yeah it's paris yeah this is like the place at the start of the game except everything's fucked up and there's demons here and you know they're trying to kill me like that part is oh oh do i even get that one let's see if i did i didn't i didn't we can't kill it oh we did oh we did

Damn, damn. You playing on easy? No, the game's just easy. This is the way it is when you're a battlemaster. It's just this easy for me. See that? I just like, I just can't wait for whatever the next inevitable, like, mandatory combat boss fight is. And like, I haven't even played the game for so long.

I'm just going to be garbage. Like, I don't even know how to play the game anymore. All I know how to do is shoot people. That's it. That's all I can do is shoot people. Did I go that one? You're saying, I'm all I was. Yeah, I mean, I just, uh, like it.

It's a mindset type thing, right? This is just the way that I, I, I do things. Damn, this whole monolith thing is all kinds of fucked up, huh? Oh. Oh. Um, I see. I don't understand. Verso?

Are you okay? Yeah, fine. Let's keep moving. We're almost at the top. It's gonna be crazy if, uh... Like, I'll just say what I think is, is like the case. Um...

Actually, um, I won't say it. I won't say what I think it is. Say it? I think I know who his mom is. I'll say that. And if that, if that's the case, that's crazy. I'm gonna read chat for like two minutes after that But we'll see

Because he did say his family was full of painters I don't know Very interesting I've said before I think that the best kinds of stories are the ones that you can predict You know I gotta make sure I'm not missing my chance I only got three left Damn I couldn't even kill him

I'll just go ahead and do this There it is You're outmatched I don't know if he's immune to light damage or not So like who knows Oh lovely So I just I figured I knew I could kill him with the guns So might as well

Just do that Oh what's this I think we go this one I'm assuming we do Do you know what those mobs do? No Literally no clue I don't know what any

Like, I don't even know what most of the bosses do, honestly. Uh, is this the right path? Like, I don't know if it is or not. We're going to go this one. Missed an area? It's okay. Uh, see if I can maybe, uh, I don't know if I can, I couldn't kill him. That's too bad.

I'm going to hit this guy instead. We have a mission. Like, the mission is to never have to play the game. Uh, attack this gun. I think I can't. Mission accomplished boys We ain't doing shit Alright we'll go back over there

Not playing the game I know, I know, I know You guys said I missed an area It's over here, right? Go back Go back to where I was back Or go back to where I wasn't back You were at the side area?

Okay Damn, all right, all right I thought I thought this was the path because the other path with those big sword guys led me to the other area. But I guess I probably should just look this one. It's one of those guys.

Oh, this is excellent. We finally installed the last set of grapple points with only days to spare. And for the first time I feel real hope. This is our gift for all the expeditions to come. I'm incredibly proud of our team. The interior of the monolith is perhaps the whole. is perhaps the harshest landscape we've encountered.

Final set of grapple points were excruciating the complex to place and required painstaking focus and skill. That we were both ambitious and we refused to stop. There's no other group of people I'd rather be... It is an honor to die by their side. It is fitting that we greet our end together within the monolith that has loomed over us for so long. Though this never one has won the battle, the expeditions shall win the war. No shit. Bro, to get all this far and to lose to one of those, like, default NPCs.

Damn, bro, that sucks. Mad respect for 70, yeah. It's crazy how they don't even explain how they got in or anything. Like, not explained at all. It's just like, yeah. Go left? Did I miss something? No, okay. I didn't think so.

Oh shit, it's two of them? Oh, what's over here? Oh, nice. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No! You're gonna try and kill both of them. Uh, this one's higher, how it's kill it. Okay, the bleed should kill, no, it won't.

Okay, I can kill this. It's fun. I almost had it. I did, I almost had it. It's fine. It's fine. I wanted that to happen. Yeah, I wanted to die. Maximum damage. Uh, yeah. I'm debating, like, should I should just pop off on him? We'll just pop off on it. We're gonna revive. I didn't expect the spin. I didn't expect that spin, bro. Like, that spin really got me. caught me off guard. I have to play the game.

This is, oh my god, I can't believe this, bro. Are you kidding me? The easiest parry in the game. It is now. I know what we're gonna do. We're gonna do things different. I just gonna make sure he's dead. Nice. Watch how I handle. Watch why handle. Watch me do it. Sorry guys. I... That shit scared the fuck out of me. Like, I was, yeah, I, ha ha ha. No, bro, like, fuck that.

Okay, um, let's see, what we're gonna do now? Um, actually don't know. I have a vision. Panics. Like, big dick Monoco, let's do it. Um, we'll do the, we'll do the big one. That didn't do shit. It's fine, doesn't matter.

Today. This fucking fast. That was really fucking fast. God damn. Let's bonk them. Monaco's big dick in them, man. Oh, my God, bro. Like, this is brutal. It's brutal, man. This is hard.

It's the delays. The delays are what really messes me up. Like, any of the fast attacks are fine. Okay. I'm just going to hold on to this. I messed up, made a mistake. It's okay. I think it should be okay.

Nice. Shit! Why do they do that one? Of all of the ones to do, that's the last one I want them to do. Okay, um, I have zero plans right now. Fuck, it wasn't a red. It was almost a red. You're outlop. Ready to strike.

Okay. Do not fuck up. I have not fuck up. I have not fucked up yet. I have not fucked up yet. And we will not fuck up. This is a zero fuck up situation, gentlemen. Zero fucking up situation.

He's at half now. Okay? Shit! He's only half health. He's only half health. Like, don't get excited. I can take him to S. I can take him to S.

And then I'm going to have a lower amount. Yes. Yes. Yes. Another one. Okay. It's big dick time. Okay.

I really don't know what the right play here is. I'm gonna do what I think the right play is. To fake out. It doesn't matter. Suck my fucking dick. Fuck you, you're still dead. You're still dead. It doesn't matter. Bitch!

Get the fuck out of here. Alright. Jesus. I got five points on that. five points on that. That was a motherfucker, man. God damn. Base attack can break. Oh, I know who that's good for. Well, that will help. Holy shit, guys. What a cock sucker that was. I got a dreamstacle. Check the weapon? Yeah, well, after it goes through all the items. Okay. Let me see what his weapon is. Gain one rank on counterattack?

I feel like right now, like, I'm just, I'm in a big dick situation, honestly. And Lune, like, this is like, like, I just, I'm just not really feeling it, right? Lithum. 50% Jurnet, Dark Stars. Yeah. I just, honestly, I feel like scaven for elemental one. Wait, which one are you talking about? Like, this?

You need a lot. Yeah, let's not fuck around with that right. Where the hose at? I'm feeling really good though honestly like I'm feeling so good about myself that I beat that bitch I'm feeling very very good about myself I probably don't even need to do that honestly like I watch how I handle I wonder if this is going to kill him all the way do one more of these doing an auto on this guy yeah yeah it's over it's over watch watch watch watch watch me get him watch me get him

That's one, that's two, it's over, he's dead. You think it's over? Oh, whoa, wait. Oh, yep, there it is. No, if I, no, no, I knew it was going to happen, but I had nine stacks of burn, so I knew the burn would kill him. It didn't matter. It was irrelevant.

This is a nice place. You gotta go to the other one. There's something over there, and then we're going to go in this way. Oh, that's a big one, isn't it? That's a really big one. Why is he so big? This better not be a boss bomb. Okay, I'm about to say.

How do I miss? It's actually crazy that I miss. That's right. Too easy. What have we here? Damn. And now we're about to go into the inner area. Did you send to fight Claire obscure ya?

Yeah, I kill his ass. He died like a bitch. I only took one attack. I feel like this is a point where we should probably rest, right? Just, you know, get all my stuff upgraded and everything. Okay, so let's think about this right now. We're gonna get more vitality here. That way she does more damage.

And then we're gonna give him more vitality too, so he does more damage. And then we're gonna give her more defense, so she does more damage. Here we go. It looks like this is in. Oh shit. Of losing you, she made me inherited. Punishment, perhaps, for not being there when it mattered. I refuse to lose my son.

That son was a stranger. But you're not. You're not. Years ago, then I lost you. Leave us no choice. Tell me, how are you different from her in doing this? I'm time. It is complicated.

If, saving you, means losing you so be it oh shit it's time we only need to incapacitate him we'll find a way to kill him oh shit okay oh bro he doesn't have that oh fuck oh geez yeah there's no way this is Yeah. Nice. Nice. We're doing pretty well so far. Okay. Fuck. Jesus. He's gonna be here for a while? No. What do you mean?

It's the same fucking mechanic. I forgot the timing. That's it. I'm gonna beat his fucking ass. This is gonna be a joke, bro. Think I'm afraid of this bitch? I think I'm gonna get my bitch at, bro. bro, uh-uh, bro. Okay, that's right. That's called a pot. Yep. Okay.

So he's about to get cooked, bro. Like, you don't even understand. See that? What? Bringing out the dog? I knew this shit was gonna happen. I fucking knew this shit was gonna happen. Like, uh-huh.

Okay, um... Alright, let me think. Uh... Okay, I don't know what the right play is right now. I don't know. I probably should give them points. I think I should give it to Verso so we can hit A rank. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. Right. Fuck. That's fine. That's fine. Okay. Okay.

All right. He just wants to go again, bro. just keeps going. He doesn't stop. Now, to be fair, the timing on these attacks is not that bad. This is not a big deal. Turn base they say, yeah, exactly. Like, no, it's fine. Like, I'm feeling confident about this, okay? I'll keep getting better. I'll keep getting better until I beat it. It's not a big deal. Nice. Assuming that this functions the way I assume it, I assume it does, I assume it does. I I have to actually shoot him. And this should trigger the second phase, which will reset his turns.

All right, bitch, let's do it. No, bitch! This should get me... No, no, no, it's over. It's over. He's done. He's done. We got cooked.

Yep, he cooked. That's right. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Uh, yeah. I probably could mend Max more, but it's too early. No mistakes. Take me all you want. Okay.

I can't heal. I can't heal. Uh, none of my characters can heal. I have to big dick it. You can heal me, L? I'm pretty sure I can't. I'm like 99% sure I can. I won't need to. How about that? Please don't do an AOE.

Do you remember what it was like before? It's okay. That's good. That's good. I want that to happen. Fuck. Don't turn away from us. Fuck, he's gonna do one more turn. Let's go again.

Oh, okay. Your turn to dance. Alright, Monaco. All right. This is you. is you. This is you, Monoco. This is all you. You've got it. I don't know how that works, because he keeps moving around. All right. I think we almost got it. It's that Perry timing that really messes me up. It really, really does. And also, I jumped too early. I didn't know you

could jump too early with that dog. So we did learn something. off of that attempt. And so I honestly, I think we're in a very good situation now. Okay. That's pretty good. I think that's pretty good. Okay. Yeah, I'll take it.

Could have been a whole ass lot worse. I'll tell you that. Right? Let's come break her heart. If I watch him and not the other one, it's okay. There's no reason to burn AP right now. He's gonna DR. All right.

Here we go. I also just thought of something for phase one that I'm gonna do differently now. I got lucky with that. Okay. I'm debating what I should do here. If I do an auto attack, I think that's enough. And now I'm going to give AP to Verso. And now he's full. Now he's at A. And now I auto attack him.

Nice. I think we all you want as long as you're alive to do it. Oh, that's not so good, huh? It's not over. It's not over. It's still not over. That's right. Yeah.

Precision. Go away from us. I forgot the other one was a different spell. Fuck, man, fuck. Because he moves around so much. Messed that one up. Okay, I think I've got it. So I'm going to change my phase one strategy slightly

because it resets his stagger timer. So I'm going to try to just do max damage on Verso rather than build up his stagger. So hopefully that should prevent the second attack from happening and make it more likely that we don't have a fuck-up happen. And so like you were stunned. Was that it? Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, it's that, uh, that, that combo that really fucks me, man.

Okay. I'm gonna half the first time isn't really too hard. Like, this is no big deal. Let's carve a path. So, you guys see what I'm saying? Like, this is it. This is, this is the play. This is what we do. All right.

Your sister deserves more. No damage. bullshit, nothing has gone wrong. Yet. Let's do it. No fucking mistakes. Fuck you. Trust me. Just trust me. That's right. We're getting really lucky right now. Take me all you want as you're alive to do it.

Just try it. Just try it. Mistakes happen Okay I'm thinking how to handle this I think I can I could be wrong Let's find out Time to it

I didn't arise I was burning It doesn't matter It won't but it'll come close Remember what it was like Before Fuck you bitch Suck my fucking dick Got him

I think it's over As long as he doesn't do some crazy shit It's still not over. It's still not over. It's not fucking over. It puts me in virtuoso stance. I'm gonna fully burn down every single one of these. I get one more fucking Perry. I kill the boss. No, it won't matter. Because right now I can use this and then I can stagger him and that'll stun him and then I can resurrect- Yes. He's broken. There it is. Fuck you. Fuck I did not expect that at all. Fuck you, suck my fuck. Not today. You know what?

Oh, oh, man. Oh, man. Shit. I saw the picto, it's insane. That's right, fuck you. Suck a dick. I thought he can't die. Says no, bitch.

It's not her. It's your sister. Your mother, me. We are your family. He would condemn us all to die. For what? Really save with your sacrifice. Your sister and your mother? You're too drunk on your own illusions to understand.

Then let us celebrate the second destruction of the Dessandre family! You have left of your son. Destroying it won't bring your wife back. It will only destroy the last tie you have. to each other. The curator felt it. Can you do it again? I don't know.

I think so. Yeah. I think I can. What did one mean? The things he said to the curator. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm not sure. Yeah, right.

Yeah, right, lying, Andy. She's through that. Yeah. Behind this door is the future of Lemire. of Lemire what every expedition has worked towards i have trust in us oh shit this is it yeah give me one second i gotta do something that shit went crazy what the fuck god damn god fucking bro like i feel like yeah we probably should heal right now like yeah it should probably heal probably a good idea i didn't think we were gonna kill him like

I didn't know what the fuck that happened Let's do it the new outfit you guys want me look at the new outfit? Jesus bro like oh my god no bro like no No we're not gonna use that shit Bro it's Eldon ring elder ring all over again Oh fuck let me upgrade new picto? Yeah um should I give that to I think we're going to give it to Mayo

because we already have a lot of this already. So why don't we give it to Mayo as well? And then we can look at what else could she get besides that weakness gain? 1 AP on hitting an enemy's weakness. Apply powerful whenever falling blow of free health. After free aim hit, I don't really feel like a lot of these are like super valuable.

I guess we can probably get 1 AP. Yeah, I don't know. SOS power? You think so? Like, I mean, I feel like right now we're in a situation where if I take damage, um, my character ceases to exist. Like, that's it. I, I don't exist anymore. Like, there's, like, I take any damage, I'm dead.

But we'll, we'll put these points in anyway, right? I mean, like, it's, well, we've been playing this pretty, uh, Oh, fuck. Outside. She's there. I can feel her Oh shit Here it comes

We need to be as prepared as possible Once we go up There's no turning back Surely we're going to be as prepared as possible Oh damn It's got the moon, everything Oh fuck There she is

It's flaccid now She looks like the curator Renoir He mentioned the curator's wife She's the painter's That's an all of them died Are you really here? In tricks again.

It's a sister. Elysia. Your face. What about my face? Are you going to burn it again? Elysia's your daughter. And my I'll remind you of her. The daughter you lost.

There's no why. Come along. Let's go home. You need to go. Not my first. You are his creations. Not my. Not mine.

From me. Shit. Oh shit. Going pretty well so far. Okay. Void meteors. Oh fuck. Jesus.

Might her. That's fine. That's fine. It was meant to be, boys. It was meant to fucking be. Let's do it. Six thousand. Oh yeah, I forgot I had that.

Okay. Um, okay, uh, okay, let's res him, obviously. Just dodge? Nope, we're gonna get it right. Uh, I wonder if there's a phase two for this. I have a very high probability, I think that there is, but we'll see what happens. Let's see. I have to get lucky.

I did. I think it'll stun her. Not quite. Almost, though. It's not over. You think it's over. It's not fucking over. We don't get God. All right. See if I can get this right. It doesn't matter.

All right. I know what to do. I think Versa will go again after this. He doesn't. I can do this. I did it? That's right. Okay. I can end the fight right now, but I need to figure out the best way to do it.

So, okay. All right, I know what to do. Yes. That's not what I needed to do. Oh, this is her. Oh, shit. No way. Thank God.

Grieve however he likes. Fuck. Oh, shit. I thought that was it. Okay. Let me think how I should handle this. Alright. I have a dream.

She's got a lot of health, though, man. She's really got a lot of health. I don't know about this. I don't know about this, though. Rewan thinks I would know how little he understands me. Fuck in, boys. Let's go. Let's fucking go.

Sometimes you get got. I think so. Almost. Inklow. Close, but not quite. Okay. Um, I don't know what the right option for this is. I have to risk, I have to risk betting on myself.

I have to dodge. Currency. Watch out. My creations against me. What do I parry this? That's too bad. You defied me and now he's dead. Christ.

Oh, I don't know I could hit him. Oh my God. Oh my God. Holy fuck, man. Where? Outside. Jesus. She's there.

I can feel her. Holy fuck, man. Once we go up, there's no turning back. God, I was so fucking close, too. I was so close. If I had just known what that was going to be, it would have been fine. Okay. Okay.

Careful, Versa, Watch out. Great on. We'll get better. Oh, okay, there it is. Alright, nice. Uh, we're gonna try to remain in Virtua, so for now. Actually didn't need to do that, but it's okay.

Do you understand what you've done? You killed him. Fuck out of here. Suck my dear. Fuck you. A storm is coming. Uh, who goes next? Male.

Grace. I have a plan. Trust the plan. Supposed to be. Nasty. Okay. I'm just thinking. And now we stun her.

That's right. It's more important for Verso to do more damage than her to do damage right now. Because that can get him up to S rank. And this gradient attack can take her over to Virtuoso stance again, which can take me into the second phase. This is going to be really tight. I actually don't know if this is going to work or not. I think I'll have been nice. We got it.

I think right now, obviously. Obviously the transition has begun, so we're gonna give her extra points right now. I'll grieve however he likes, but I get to grieve my own way. Okay, um, this is a miscalculation, to be fair. Yeah, see it doesn't work. That's okay. I'm gonna parry everything anyway. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna parry this, I'm not gonna make a mistake.

It doesn't matter. Let's finish this. Time to end this. I don't even really think I should use this right now, honestly. I think I should focus primarily on just doing more damage, but we're going to use it anyway. Stakes happen. We're going to res her, it's not going to matter.

Oh, I'm going to res myself. You know what's about to happen. Let's do it. I didn't know it would burn. Foolish child, you divide me, and now he's dead. I'm waiting. We are so close. Like, I have to, I have to take a break.

I have to stop. I have to stop for today. We're gonna beat it tomorrow. You're cooked? No, I'm not. I'm not cooked. Like, I literally almost beat it in two tries. Yeah, like, and I think for that one,

I honestly think the right decision is to, like, I mean, I'm gonna be real, like, what I probably should do, like, just being honest, is that I should go and get that resurrect thing for all of them. I don't know what second chance, how many points it takes? It's 40 points.

Realistically, that probably is better than almost anything else. I was like laying in bed this morning thinking about this game. I was like, okay, what am I going to do? How am I going to beat this boss? Because I had thought last night, I was like, maybe I should practice the boss so I can beat it easier today. But I was like, ah, fuck, that, that's some bullshit, right?

I'm not going to do that. And so, like, we're going to try to beat him today. I don't know how it's going to go. We're going to find out, though. Go back and play New World again? Oh, that'd be a really good idea. That'd be a great idea. For two weeks of Night Rain is out?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to play the fuck out of that. But, yeah, this is right now, this is my game of the year. Like, it absolutely is. Ooh, New World. This game has two incredible in-game bosses, by the way. Okay. So, what are we going to do about the situation that we have that we're getting killed in? I think the way that we handle the situation is we just simply stop getting killed.

That's the solution. There's nothing else besides that. I guess I'm going to equip their higher-level weapons. I probably should do that. Yeah, I might as well, because they're probably going to die. and, you know, everything like that. And so, yeah, I think just don't get killed. And parry the attacks, and that's it.

Just stop being bad and start being good, yeah. I think that's it. We need to be as prepared as possible. Go further. And Picto gives you two shields. I don't want to... I'm not trying to get any advice. Honestly, I think that I could...

There are like five different things that I could do. One of the things that I could do that if I'm... struggling. Like, let's say I can't beat this in two hours. Like, theoretically, let's say I'm really having a bad day. We might go to the gestural village. People said that I can turn these in for Lumina and I can get Lumina to get Resurax on my characters, right? But I'm not trying to think about what I'm going to do in two fucking hours, all right? Play it on easy mode. Yeah, yeah. Actually, yeah, I probably should do this. Do anything is best? Yeah. I'm just going to go I'm gonna change his hairstyle right now. That way I don't have to run all the way back.

Does it automatically saves. All right, let's do it. It's not easy. Yeah, it's not hard either. You just gotta beat him. Let's fucking do it. All right. Okay. There it is. There it is. There it is. All right. How cool of your father to use you. I'm just gonna I'm gonna just dodge this. It's pretty decent. It could be worse. Okay. All right. Look, it's going to take some time for us to get it right.

Yeah, I'm just going to keep pushing. I was thinking about whether I wanted to give our more points or not, but that's okay. We're not going to do that. Okay? Auto attack it right here. Big dick. Massive dick.

And there's a big part of me right now. I feel like what I should do is I should just burn down all of my points. and then do this stun later because I usually don't stun her in the first phase at all but I don't know I'm gonna try and try and do it again and just see what happens okay

it's decent damage at least I think I'm just gonna auto attack her um Jesus Christ it's fast I'm just I'm too slow I'm way too slow it's okay though

I'll get better and I'm gonna I'll be able to beat it. Okay. All right. Um, let me resurrect him. It's not over, boys. It's not over. Remember, phase two is what matters. This, this is all a joke. This is just for fun.

Let's carve a path. Okay. It's not over at all. I'll do it. You think it's over, it's not over. You think it's over? It's not over until I'm dead. All right.

Which one is this again? Oh, this, okay. I can dodge this. Okay. The dream is alive. You'll see. You'll see. I'm going to dodge this one.

I told you. I told you. I thought I did it wrong. Okay. Um, okay. Now we're gonna revive Mayo. Okay. I have a plan. Er, but Lune. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I meant. It's over. We got it. Okay. Okay. Got him. I wonder if I can finish her just with the auto attacks. I don't know. Let me see if I can. All right. Phase two. Let's fucking do this. Now we have the real game. Let's do it. Renwar can grieve however he likes. But I get to grieve my own way.

Okay. Now we have the game. I really actually don't know what the play here is. I genuinely do not know what the play here is. I'm going to swift stride and hopefully this is the right call. I think I'm wrong, by the way. I think this is the bad call. Oh, I'm going to hit.

S rank. I'm gonna hit S rank. Big dick, big dick, big dick. Okay. Nice. Yes. Okay. The chances of Verso surviving for two separate attacks. I would, I would rank that at about zero. I'm not going to get his skill points back. Five percent? Yeah, pretty pretty much zero. Yeah. AP to Mayo. No. I have a plan. This should give me enough gradient, and then now I can use this, and this will give AP to mail passively. Wait, what the fuck is this? Renwa thinks I would not defend my...

Which one is this? I forgot which one this was. Okay, let's do it. Did I hit the wrong button? Wow. I really thought I had that. That's are still alive. Yeah, I actually thought I had that. Okay, this is the one I need to parry. This is actually good.

Okay. This child, you defied me, and now he's dead. Jesus Christ. I feel like if she does that spell, I think that I'm dead. I think that's, that one's it. She's still going? Yeah. That one's not happening.

Hardest boss for a reason. It's just, you just have to play better. I'm going to try and carry these. We're improving and getting better. Okay. Close? Yes, close. That's what matters.

Okay. I need to just give Verso as many points as I can. Yeah. Okay. This is going to make a lot of progress on our break bar. Okay. Um... I think I'm just gonna auto.

It's crazy damage. You understand what you've done. You killed him. Gotcha, bitch! Get the fuck out of here. All right. Um, this gives me gradient so I can get her up to this.

You can't escape. And now she's stunned. And now that makes Verso up here. So it puts them up to A rank. as well. And now we're gonna do as much damage as we possibly can. Because we can't stagger her again, so the best thing to do is to build up his rank. And now we'll do an auto attack as well. Man, I just cannot do this. Okay.

Okay. Um, mistakes happen. Should be doing so much damage? Yeah, I know. Sure seems like it has been, though. I'm gonna be honest. I think I can kill her here. Yeah, this will take her out. Yeah, that's it. Okay. All right.

I can still win. I can still win. Watch out my album. It doesn't matter. Okay. She can't do fucking anything right now. I'm trying to think like what do I even fucking do here. Um, I mean, I guess I can give her extra AP for the next time.

Like, that's the best thing I can do. Heal? No, they can't heal. They're not going to need to heal. I'm going to parry this, no problem. I'm going to parry the fuck out of this. No more mistakes. It's not over. Jesus Christ.

Jesus. Jesus. I have a mistake I just can't do it Okay this is good This is good this is the one I can't do Just dodge man The problem is that

You're probably right I should just dodge You're right I should just dodge Okay Obviously it's probably not going to go very well But we're just gonna, we're gonna do what we need to do. Foolish trials, you defied me, and now he's dead! Jesus.

It's so delayed, I just, I can't even react. Spam dodging won't really work. The attacks OOP, panic dodging? Well, the thing is, like, I can only, I, I can't react, like, my reaction time is really bad. So, like, I have to predict. I think this time we just dodge. Honestly, I feel like this time we just dodge.

Because we've been having a lot of trouble, right? I already messed up, but that's okay. I miss my shot. Yeah, this is not a good day for me. Very, very bad day for me. How cool of your father to use you like this. I'm ready. Nice.

You're outmashed. We're not going to fuck this up, boys. We are not fucking this up. No fuck-ups. Um, yeah. What you've done. You killed him. No mistakes.

We're gonna beat his ass. Okay? I still can't use my big attack yet. Uh, I'm just gonna stack. I can't really do anything, actually. I guess I can do swift stride. I mean, I might as well. Yeah.

There's another 9,000 damage might as well. Who are you supposed to be? Okay. No more mistakes No more fucking up No more getting hit No more doing shit wrong No more dot no more parrying

We're just gonna dodge We're gonna beat this fucking boss No more ego We're gonna step We're gonna stun her right here Huge massive There it is And then we're gonna give her

We're gonna give her the AP as well We're gonna save the gradient attack We don't need it I think Verso can killer here. I'm pretty sure he can. I'm like 90% sure he can kill her. Might her. Yes, he can. Come on. Come on. Who's still alive? Okay. We're still in the game. Okay. Um, How? I thought she's dead.

Watch out my elf. Okay. All right. Let's do it. This time for sure. Renoy can grieve however he likes. But I get to crave my own way. Okay. Um, no. Um,

okay. We're gonna do what we need to do, guys. Uh, yeah, let's actually go for the stagger. I probably should not do this, but it's okay. We're gonna do it anyway. It's gonna damage cap anyway. Nice, nice, nice. Nice.

Okay. Okay. I'm thinking like, do I need to keep myself in this stance? Uh, yeah, I think I do. We're just going to dodge. We're just going to dodge. No more fucking ego. No more fucking ego. We beat the boss. Just still alive. Christ. Okay. All right. I'm gonna try and get as much points as I can. It's okay. We're still in the game, boys. We are still in the game. See? There it is. Still in the fucking game. Let's go. Yes.

Yes! What's this? Wait, I don't know what... I forgot what this is. Lune will die in two turns. Well, she's gonna die in two turns anyway, honestly. It doesn't even matter. Okay, well, this is the easiest decision of my life.

Okay, I'm gonna give her an item. Five AP is gonna go to Lune. Okay. Yeah, literally that this is a best case scenario for me, by the way. Wait. There's no way. There's no way. If I dodge this.

If I dodge this, it's over. If I dodge this, I win. All I have to do is dodge. All right. Let's do it. We're all dead. Let's see what we can do. It's over.

Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck, man. Dude. Oh, my God. Chokes so hard. It was the last hit, too. Fuck, man. It was so close.

Oh, I'm so bad. All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I made a mistake again. I'm just going to burn down all of our points. Okay. I'm so disappointed, man. I'm so sad. Like, that was it.

Dude, it just shit happens so fast. I can't even react. Fuck. Okay. Um, it's okay. I, I can't get in my own head. We can still beat it. Just gotta do better. That's all. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna keep giving Verso more points. I think he's gonna, I think he's gonna carry.

Okay. Got it. I don't know how, but I did. Okay. I can't really do much right now. I'm just gonna auto attack. Okay. Fuck.

This is going really badly. It's still not over. It's still not over. Nice. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna give more verso. We're gonna get versso more points. And we're gonna do gradient attack on them too.

This should kill her. I think it'll kill her. I don't know if it will or not. But I think it will. The free aim is so bad. No, it's, I think it's working. I do. I think it's actually working.

I think I can do it. This takes a, our next phase for sure. Got it. Shit! All right, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. We're still in the game. We're still in the game. We never give up. We're just gonna get everybody back up. It's gonna be fine.

None of this matters. Okay, none of this matters. Yes, we are dodging, bro. I'm just, so fucking afraid. I'm so fucking afraid. I am not. I'm gonna burn all of these down and I'm going to, uh, I'm gonna res me L, or uh, Res Lune. I'm gonna keep one. I won't lose again. It's nine points. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I think giving Verso more points again is still the best decision. I do. I still think it's the best decision. Careful, my L. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. I taught him to paint. All right.

Oh, fuck. Here we go. Let's do it. It's not even close to being over. It doesn't matter. I have to stagger her. She'll die here. He's gonna S rank here too. There it is. All right, all right, all right.

Let's go. Let's go. We in this bit. Win this bitch. I don't know if I can. Let's find out. Not even close. Okay.

Watch out, Mayo. Which one is this? Oh, no, this one doesn't matter. This is fine. Mayo is going to die on this turn. This is going to be very problematic for me. Okay. Is it better to stun her and then go to Mayo?

Or not? I actually don't know what the right option here is. I think it's better to do this. I actually don't know. I feel like a stun now is good. You defied me, and now he's dead. You can't win them all. Okay.

Why did she die? Okay. I don't think it's worth using a gradient attack right now. Like as much as I could use it right now, I don't think it's worthwhile. It doesn't matter. I'm just gonna try to build up this bar as much as I can. Male will have a higher chance to get a turn because she has agility.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, man! No way! No way! No way!

No fucking way! I win. As long as she doesn't kill Versa with this, I win. I lose. Not looking good. It's so fast, man. I have to rely on parries to kill her. I don't know what any of my spells do

Of all the spells Why wouldn't you revive? Because one hit would have killed it anyway And the majority of the attacks I didn't know if it was going to crit Or I would have done extra damage And it could have ended the fight there That's the reason why

Like I know it might seem like it was a bad decision But I do think it was the right call Like again I think that I make I make good strategic decisions I'm just bad at playing the game. That's the problem. Like if I never had to react, I'd never lose.

Okay. Okay. Let's carve a path. Nice. Okay. Well, in a positive sense, I do usually get that one right, at least, right? Okay. I don't know what to do now.

I think Fursau AP is the right option, but I'm not sure. I'm going to try and end this as fast as I can. You can't stand. This is, like, the damage here puts me back out of stanceless, but it also makes it to where I'm able to, uh... Jesus, I cannot... I just cannot do that last one. Or that first one, I mean.

Okay, this is going to stun her. It's good. This is fine. You're outmatched. It's fine. Nobody is dead. Everything is fine. I think I can kill her still. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Ready to strike. We've got to pray.

We've got to pray. We're going to get lucky. We're going to kill her. We're going to do this. Yes. Come on. Take it home. Let's get over. Yep. All right. Okay. Watch out my help. Take your time? Yep. We're going to plan this out. We're going to beat it.

Okay. How many do I have, I have five left, four left? I'm planning on this working. It probably won't. Tell your father. I don't need him to be a plan. Okay. You're going to see the vision come together.

Uh, I, by the way, I don't know what the vision is yet. Uh, I, I think it's just basically dodge the attacks until she's dead. Okay, let's do the thing that I've never... Got two stacks. Okay. This is so bad. This is actually so bad. She'll survive.

Fuck, I can't use my big attack. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Uh... Heel? I can't. I can't.

Thermal transfer? Yeah. Best option. Smart. Really good idea. Okay, really good idea. She'll die next turn, but it doesn't matter. That's a really good idea, guys. Great idea. Danger! They taught him to paint. Fuck!

Still in the game. We're still in the game. We're not not in the game. We're still in the game. This should finish it, by the way. Uh, at least take her into that last phase. So this is going to take her into break. Oh, it almost did. Okay. Well, it doesn't matter. Now I can break her.

Okay. Now this breaks her. Lune dies. It doesn't matter. Lune dies. I'm debating whether it's worth resing her. I don't think I can finish it right now. Yeah, it is because she gets two turns.

I'm going to burn every point that I have. It doesn't matter. If me losing is that I miss that last hit, that's not the reason why we're going to lose this. It doesn't matter. Trust me. Trust me. Oh, I actually did make a mistake here, but that's the one you thought I did. You defied me, and now he's dead.

Ready to parry. Ooh, I thought it was extra ones. Okay. We go all in. We go all in. Big Dick on Verso. Let's go. He's gonna get full points. He's got every shot. He's dead. She's fucking dead Guaranteed.

A hundred fucking percent boys. Let's go. And now we do the attack? It's over. It's fucking over. It is so fucking over. Get the fuck out of here. Bich. Suck my dick. Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh! Oh my god, thank God.

It's over. Is it over? I didn't get a fucking... No. There's no way. No. We're not done yet. There's no way.

Ready to parry. He was an expeditioner. Which one? Uh... Uh, I, I, I am very... I'm so stressed right now. I'm so stressed out. Oh, God, I'm so stressed.

Oh, God. I... I don't... Let's cover path. Please, bro. Fucking... Please fucking die. Please.

Please fucking die. Painted power. Damage can exceed nine... Oh my God. Bro, that shit stressed me out so much. Like, I... I was... God damn.

Rest now. Figs of me. Let me. Why? You've been killing everybody. Is she gonna disenchant her? See, that's the part I don't understand. That's why I still don't fucking get that.

God damn. Holy fuck, bro. You did the thing. So all the Nevrons die or what? She's gone. It's done. You're free. Pretty sure Gustav's watching over us.

Want to plant it? Oh shit. Oh, presumably. There'll be no one coming after, right? It's symbolic. In the act too? Shit. Still feel immortal?

Ooh. No less than yesterday. Shall we test it out? Uh-oh. I appreciate the offer. Manoco. You've been. extra quiet since we got to the monolith.

What now? We go back to Lumiere and... Life goes on. Yeah. Decades and decades in front of us. Guess this is how it feels to be immortal. What do we do now with all this time? The expedition might be over. But we're not done yet. There are so many questions left to answer.

Uh-oh. Look here, head. Ooh. Oh shit. Yeah. Damn. God damn. God damn.

Holy shit. That guy looks like Ferso. That's good stuff, sister. Oh, it's the letter his sister gave him. Brother, a tire of the conflicts and deceptions that plague our family and theirs. I entrust you with this letter. Whether you give it to her is up to you. I'm at peace with what's to come.

When the time comes, you will be too. Drainge feeling, watching you with my brother, laughing and smiling, without the scars or the memories that afflict me. Elysia, as she was meant to be, not this painted version that I am. My family A facsimile of yours And this world

A mirror What? Painted by your mother The painter's To stave off her grief Seeing your expedition through Would plunge us all into the abyss For in ridding the world of the painter's

You'd lose The soul force standing against The one who would erase us the one who invokes the flowers of the gomash an act of love well he does love her your father her monolith she paints a warning for us all of the few she can save as her power wanes we all wish for our families to thrive what the fuck your family however believes only one can survive but perhaps you'll find another way You who have lived amongst us

Perhaps you differ from your father and your sister As I differ from mine Your mother paints life Must your father what will you paint We're father's dead right Wait what the fuck What the fuck Oh good

What? What what What the fuck What about Verso? Verso. She got the gold flowers like the painter's. Seems like they killed the wrong guy. Yeah. Monolith 49. This is before the scar.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Good, you're awake. Come downstairs. This is that journal entry from the woman. They didn't like her. What the fuck? Bro, what the fuck?

What? What? Come along now. I'm in Renoir's Atelier. I don't know what the fuck that is. Must be down here, right? Oh, it's probably that. Alicia quit, dawdling. End of the corridor, you know where it is.

Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Explore? Okay. There's a dog. Noco. And Monaco, the third. Wait, oh, Noko, the little thing. And what about O'O?

over here. Clea's harp and Marmon's piano. First, so I miss hearing you play. I miss all silly songs you wrote for me. And you can still play this. What the fuck? Well, who's the other sister then? There's nothing from me outside these doors in Paris. I must speak with Clea. He's and Papa Zathir. Go through the middle. Yeah, I did. I did. Do you get it now? No. Like, I think, like, I'm not 100% certain. I have an idea. Oh, wow. Oh, fuck.

Am I going to have to fight this guy? The other ones are bosses. Fuck. Finally. Our little shadow is awake. What the fuck? What the fuck? Shit.

Sleeping on the floor. Our parents are quite the stubborn pair. They're still fighting each other inside the canvas. What the fuck? What fuck? He has her imprisoned at the top of the monolith and she has him trapped beneath. It's a stalemate. Did you see Versa?

You're as bad as a lean. He's not Verso. He's a painted copy built from our mother's memories. You do well to remember that. So first... What the fuck? Don't roll your eyes at me, sister dear. I know you're not a child, but you're not grown either.

And too many in our family have lost all... portion and sense of late. You've been inside the canvas for too long? They've spent longer than this and other canvases. It's not that dire. Uh-oh. Yes, I know. Ma'an's been in there for quite a while already.

Uh-oh. Renoir is wasting time in there, trying to help someone who doesn't want his help. We have more urgent matters to attend to. Continue? Can you tell Ma-Man? Who the fuck is this? Help her do what? Run away and hide.

She's already succeeded there. Honestly, if Eileen wants to numb herself in the campus. Oh, it's her mom? Oh, okay. Grief is no excuse. We're all grieving. She's a grown woman and she was the head of the painter's council. She failed her responsibilities.

Ooh. I don't have time to coddle her. And before Verso died, she would have said the same. Damn. I already have. Alene is more skilled than Renoir, but I've tipped the scales in his favor. Uh-oh. I have my pets in place.

She who controls Chroma controls the canvas. I can't take her chroma, but I can keep it from returning to her. Yes, it's enough. It's just a matter of time. As she weakens, Renoir is able to erase her oldest creations. With the exception of her obscene, fake family. She's made them immortal. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I need you to take care of yourself while I'm gone. Don't be naive. The world doesn't stop simply because our family is in mourning. Uh-oh. The conflict is spreading, and there are things I must do if we painters are to survive. Wanna help?

You will do nothing. You're too weak to do anything useful. You'd be a liability. a liability. What a bitch. The writers used you against us once before. They won't hesitate to use you again. And I can't promise that I'll make the same choice Verso made.

Oh. Verso traded his life for yours. I both love and hate him for that. I'm full. Although, if you really want to be useful, then enter the canvas and help Renoir. I need him back here sooner rather than later. I'll fight this war alone if I have to, but I'd really rather not. So this is 49 and she's 16, and so she entered the canvas inside of the monolith year 49.

And that's why she's 16. Can you handle that? Lest you forget, the only reason those two are in there is because your naivety cost Verso his life. Good. Go to the canvas when you're ready. repaint your throat when you're in there before you completely forget how to have a conversation Lest you forget

Good And read Holy shit Oh my God Versus Childhood Canvas Where he used to play Where he painted Eskiy and Monaco And that's how he knows

Eskia is the most powerful Or mom, papa and I'll fight He is right, it's my fault I should all fix this I do want to fix this I do if I can't On Versa would have. And it'd be nice to talk and breathe again without pain

without my face being. Not that that's the reason to do this. No, it's the right thing to do after everything that I've caused. Enter the canvas. Let's do it. Out of the canvas, she'll try to return. We must hide the canvas. What?

Well reasoned. And such a clever hiding spot you've chosen. She'll still find it, but I'm impressed. This only truly is if you destroy the canvas. So it is like Super Mario 64 after all. And that means stopping the final sliver of Verso Sol from painting. Oh shit.

That wasn't so hard. That's Aline's Proma. Stay calm. Don't let it take control of you. Calm, Alicia, it'll paint over you. Start. Well, you're about to be reborn in this world as one of Aline's creations. That fun. Wait, is that? At least this will keep you out of trouble until I get back.

So this is when she was born. She's a girl. She's a girl. What a lovely voice. My love, did you decide on the name? Yes. Oh, my darling girl. We have precious little time together.

Mm-mm. You'll never know us. But I want you to know that you are loved. I want you to know, you're not alone. You will always be a beautiful child I held in my arms. You will smile the brightest smile. You will cry, iridescent tears. You will know love, and you will no pain.

We live in an unforgiving world. But you are strong, and you will survive. You will struggle, and you will love. and you will learn you'll find people to call your own yeah shine as their guiding light but you will change the world and the people around you you'll forever be our princess that's why they give her the name and her name will be myel damn so what the fuck god damn