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Episode Date: June 27, 2025

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We're gonna kill that fucking thing today. I had to take a break yesterday to play Secret Hitler, or I was Hitler. Of course. But, uh, we're here to do it again. Let's do this shit. I just, I, like, I haven't even logged on since I got off. And, uh, we're gonna see what this is like, the woke agenda man. Yeah, you ain't beating the allegations now?

I know, I know, I was thinking about that whenever it happened. Okay, so we gotta go get that bitch down there. Alright, let's do it. Game of the year. Yep. Okay, let's kill some of these fucking things. Yeah! Kill Sprag next? I don't even know what Sprog is. Turned down a little bit. This is my build. Y'all want to see my build? Pop, b, b, bop! There it is, this is my build. Is that easy? Yeah, we? No, I just do what I need to do. Yeah, I just pull out a gun. Like, that's, that's my, uh, my character build. uh works pretty well actually is on easy no it's on an expert like i'm playing the game on expert

uh the reason why uh i thought it'd be a good idea right because like i mean in most games i feel like if you're not playing it on um if you're not playing it on expert it's just too easy like straight up the game is just too fucking easy if you're not playing it on expert and so like and that's the way any game is right i feel like in general only in some games yeah Can I see the gear real quick? Let me see if I can find it. How's it so fast? It's simple, bro.

Like, it's a fully automatic machine gun. Okay, now we're into the new stuff. Because I was already here before. Have you fought Serene yet? Yeah. Or sorry, no. No, no, I'm about to. I'm assuming, right?

I love you when you can break games. It's fun to feel OPE. Yeah, it's a really tight balance. Right? How to make people feel OPE? But how to not make things broken and unfair. Okay, so I've already done everything here. I got everything through here.

That was easy. I guess let's go talk to this thing, and we're going to go this way. Let's go. Because I already went inside that area. Are you cheating? Yes. And you can see also, by the way, in case anybody is delusional. We do have it on the hard mode, okay?

It's just the game's not as hard as people make it out to be. Ho's mad? Well, and to be fair, like, I've had a couple of fights that it's taken me a few tries to get them. It's not like I beat every single fight in one try. Went to find Simon? I don't know who the fuck that is, but I guess we'll find out. Okay, so we can go three different ways. I guess we'll go this way.

What the fuck? I missed a gestural? What? No, I didn't. Huh? It's been so long. These days, it's been surfing on the dunes are gone. Whoever built this Coliseum sucks.

Damn, okay. All right, let's go down over here. Yeah, I didn't see that at all. A loot? There's no loot, bro. Go the other way? Okay. Yeah, I want to fully explore and go everywhere, right? So if I'm going a place, yeah, top right?

Yeah, let's go purple first then. It's a cock sucker. God damn it, bro, where's the cock sucker? We've got to find the cock sucker. Where is he? There he is. Let me see if there's anything else in this area. I'm going to assume that I cannot push him off the edge.

So we're going to push him in this direction instead. You can? It doesn't matter. I'm not doing it. All right, let's kill this bitch. Come here, bitch. Let's go. It's fine.

It's fine. I'm not worried about it. It's fine. I'm not even worried. Bitch! All right. Okay. See?

There we go. All right. And now he's going to die. That's right. I should have actually done the attacks, but that's okay. And now we're going to go and do, we'll do mayhem on him as well. Big dick. Massive dick.

Okay. Let me auto him. Oh, bro. He's done. He's done. We're putting him in the dirt. He's going into dirt. Oh.

Wow! Okay? I can only do it with three, but it doesn't matter. He's still gonna die. Too fucking easy. Way too fucking easy, bro. Easiest game of my life. Wow.

That's how it's done? Yeah, it is. No, we just cook this shit at them. Is there a limit break? 999 cap? For now there is, yeah. Uh, apparently I unlock it later on. I'm not sure about the details for this. Who's this fat ball? What was this fat ball trying to fuck around with me for?

The fat ball? I was reading chat. Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch, see what happens. See what happens. I'm gonna beat his fucking ass. Oh! A spear from his hat.

Wait, what? What? A spear from his hat. What's that? Spear from these nuts. Apply powerful upon a plying shell. Oh, that's really good. That's big good.

Auto region. Apply region for three turns on battle start. Okay. That's also, I think, good. Done anyway? But it was too slow. I know. Okay.

I didn't know. I didn't understand we're doing platforming here. I had no idea. So watch this. Watch me, handle him. Watch this. Watch me. Watch, watch.

We got one more. Wiped him out. That's easy. Game of the year? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yep. It's just that easy. Let me go loot this too. Uh, if I stand on this, does anything happen? No. All right, looking around, making sure I don't miss anything else. Is that a thing? That's not a thing, is it? No, there's no way that's a thing. Okay, let's go up this way. Can I go up? How far up can I go? Pretty up. I can go pretty up. Let's go up. Because I didn't do this.

That's a perp. You guys see that? I wonder what happens if it touches me. Oh, nothing. Okay. Yep, nothing. Makes sense. Ooh, that's good. We want that.

Let's see. How can I jump? Can I jump all the way down to there? Yeah, I can. Platforming God, by the way. Just the way I play the game. I already did the bottom area. About over here. Well, that will help.

We smart. Let's go up here. Too easy? Yeah. I had a boss stumbles, ma'am? I mean, I died to the Axon like three times. That's a pretty good amount of times to die, right? I think Expedition 67 for destroying a lot of the walls to get further.

Uh-oh. Couldn't progress without that. Feels like home. Was it five? Yeah, it might have been, honestly. And to be fair, like, I almost got dicked at the end there. Like, if he had done, done that other attack instead of the attack I needed them to do, I would have been dicked.

I didn't want to be dicked, but it would have happened. Let's go inside this door. A bathtub. This is a nice place. See, after that first one, bro, like, I'm always popping shit off. What's in here? You can do that? You can do that? Yes. It's a perp. Shape of health is the way it is, boys. Just the way it is The flask upgrade? Yep, that's right. No healing needed.

Yeah, all the abilities I have like they don't even let me heal. Hello? As I get older, I wonder, can you ever truly know someone else? Then again, how many truly know themselves? Lucky few, perhaps. It's a blessing to understand your darkest nature

or a curse to which we turn a blind eye. We lie to ourselves in time, don't we, about the things we'd rather not admit or confront about ourselves, about each other, and then there are the things that we genuinely do not see. Isn't that human nature? I wonder. I have nothing but time these days to wonder. What I missed?

What might have changed things? What is it that I didn't see? That I couldn't make myself see. Sounds like you have many regrets. When did she start pulling away? Oh, bro. Bro. It's a simp that went hollow.

Oh, damn. Look at them. Wow. A couple expeditioners got fucked up, huh? What's this ugly fucking bitch? What do you want? You're done you stupid ass, bitch. You're trying to do it in my game.

You're trying to do this shit in my motherfucking game. Get out of here, bitch. It's just the way it goes. I always have the maximum strategy. planning for everything. Never losing, always winning. Can I jump over this? I think I can because I can see a thing.

Yeah, I can. What's this? On death, allies gain... Nobody cares about that. I probably should actually use that. Okay, let's go this one. Starting to fight with Virtuoso stance is just too O.P. I would still be able to do this if I had used other tools as well,

but this just makes it a lot easier. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it definitely makes it easier. Don't get me wrong. There's two cock suckers over there. Let's go over here first. Uh, which way do we go? Left first. Okay. Let's go left. Let's go left. Yeah, no, we got it. We got it. I wonder if the fight. I have to fight two of the, uh, the cup heads. Let's see. Double cup head? Yeah. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Pretty bad damage there. And now I have nine. Oh, I didn't use elemental Genesis. Fuck, I didn't even realize that. Shee! Sheet! Give me a minute. Let me do that. Let me make sure she has the talent for it.

Okay, uh, we use wildfire sometimes. Oh, we actually... Oh, I have it. Oh, I didn't even know I had it. Okay, because I haven't even had to use it. Okay, let's go. Nice. Oh, and that's the thing.

Oh, okay. Well, now things make a lot more sense. What do you want, bitch? What do you want, bitch? Oh, you want to do one of them, huh? Gotcha, bitch. We just break it. We just break the shell.

It doesn't matter. That's right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Uh, it's still at eight. Actually, uh, let me see. What am I going to do with eight? Two more.

Do a little bit of that. Uh, let's see. We do one more of these. And then we're going to go over to here. And we're going to do one of these. Uh, yeah. Let the ink flow Oh, she's out of points

Fuck, I didn't realize that Normal transfer Oh, great idea, great idea Watch this, watch this I'm gonna put them in the dirt Ready? Watch You're ready Let's have some fun

Big Dick, big dick time Nice, pieces Oh my God Oh my God Oh Oh, oh What are you doing? Get out of my life!

Dude got absolutely clapped. He got destroyed. I'm not, bro, they don't even play the game. They don't even have a time. They don't have time to play the game. I just kill them. They try and play the game. They're dead.

Let me go ahead and upgrade my shit. We're going to give some points to her. Why don't we give her a little bit of health? Because she got B on that anyway. So like we might as well, right? And then we're going to give him, Let's give him a little bit of defense as well. Why don't we just give him actually?

Yeah, let's give him a little bit more defense. It's like the way this game probably scales is that like there's going to be like high scaling at the beginning of these low level stats and then they trail off. And so like that's why I'm thinking that we put points into these lower level stats. That way we can increase our damage as well and maintain the character's well-rounded function. You got plenty of recotes.

I don't use them recodes. bro. Like I'm locked in. This is massive. This is insane. I don't know really when I'm going to use that because like right now I don't really think it has like a very high value for me. But I'm probably going to replace it with bizarre. Probably berserk slash. I feel like I don't really need berserk slash. And so I'm going to put that on the steel strike. Yeah, a lot actually need cheater picto. Yeah, I don't know. It has a one-turn charge? Yeah, I know. Okay.

Is the bitch? Is it going to get his ass beat? It works for Sirene. So he creates all of that for her. He could about to get his dick hole smash. It would definitely be an advantage against the end. He's going to get wrecked. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, what's this?

What's this? What's this? I probably should. Good stuff. Oh, I thought I could go up there. I probably should upgrade my weapons. But let's just kill the boss. Try it.

Okay, let's see. Never on does not seem to be hostile. Attack anyway? Do I attack it or not? Yes, okay. All right, let's do it. Curse! What do you mean curse? What? Okay, let me think.

Okay, um, cleanses all status effects. I ain't two of those. There's no way I can get two of those in two turns. This is not looking good, guys. Eight turns are a lot. Okay. Okay. Mayhem as well. Big Dick. Yes. Verso will die. Oh, who cares. Eight turns, bro. Like, he's gonna be dead in three. Okay. Let me actually do this. Watch this, watch this, watch this. Oh, there it is. Another one. Let me do another one. Okay. Let's do it.

It doesn't matter. matter. I don't care. Yep, I don't give a shit. Okay. Let's push forward. I will probably need to heal at least one of them, though, which is the problem. Um, hmm. Are they all inverted? Okay, they're all inverted. Yeah. Okay, all right, so I'm basically fucked. Got it. All right. So, okay, it's just the way it is. Just the way it is, boys. I'm thinking about how to handle this.

Yep. You could have just fucking dodge, bro. Like, that's all it is. I could have just fucking dodge. Like, I could have just fucking dodge. I did not need to do this, bro. Like, all right, I'm not, I killing. Yeah, I thought this was going to happen in two turns.

No, I'm okay, though. Okay, um, let's do it again. Come on, there it is, nice. Almost, right? Okay. Nice, good damage. You could probably parry the curse. I don't know if I can or not. Okay. Still doing some pretty good damage though. Watch out my have. We've some Gassando's.

What the fuck is a Gassando? What the fuck is a Gassando? What the fuck is a Gassando? What the fuck is this? Who gives a fuck what a Gassando is? Who cares? All right. I get swift stride.

I think I swift stride. You get two turns then? No, he's not defenseless. Yeah, I think I do this. Because it already did a lot of damage and it keeps her in that stance while it maintains her points. I think it was the obvious decision. Yeah.

obvious decision. Wow, wow. Okay. I actually do one more of these. Okay. It's a lot of damage. It's an assload of damage. Okay. He done. He's done. Oh. All right, now we beat his ass. Jesus Christ. Jesus, bro. Wow. Wow. Wow. Easiest game of my life. No charm? I bet I need that. Good job.

No other expedition manage that. No other expedition had a lumina converter. Yet this victory feels hollow. I wonder if I can, can I, I think I'm able to go up here, right? I'm pretty sure I am. Yeah, I am. Equipped to anti-charm? Yeah, I will.

Let me do it right now. What do I want to get rid of? How do I know which one is leveled up and which one isn't? Is there a way that I can know that? They're gray? Yellow borders. So are the yellow borders leveled up or not? Okay, well, I'm just going to get rid of Immaculate,

and I'm going to use anti-charminstead. Okay, so then I could have used a mac. I can use Immaculate. Yeah, yeah, I can. Okay. Let's see, is there any of them that I want to get rid of base attack? No, I do too many base attacks right now. burning damage is too good.

Yeah, I feel like right now I'm probably just going to stick with this. Yeah, I do. I feel like this is really just the play. I guess we pick up augmented aim, right? I mean, like, I might as well. And then with her, like, versatile, I don't really care about this at all. Like, I guess that's probably good. So, like, she has this double burn.

Like, do I even give a fuck about double burn? Like, I feel like I don't give a fuck about double burn, man. Like, no? not hurt yeah exactly like it's just it's not important right now and i'm not really stacking it so who cares let me see if there's another thing that i can get instead it's gigabroken if you stack it though no no i i know it is it's really good it's just that right now i can't fully utilize it that's all i don't see a single one of these that are good i'm not seeing a big none of these are big dick maybe i should just hold onto it for now ap on parry no i don't care about that

this. I'm just not like, I mean, maybe I do breaking shots because she always does four shots. Like, I feel like that's the best thing to do. I'm just not seeing anything else. It's big dick. I mean, maybe I do energizing start one. But like, let me actually do breaking shots. And then I can do energizing start one like in this, right? No, I already have it. So I'd be doubling up on it. It wouldn't even matter. Okay. And so, uh, free aim. powerful I mean I guess I just get SOS right I mean like there's nothing else I can really go with this I probably should honestly I probably should like re redo these but I'm not gonna worry about it right now oh wait I forgot to even go up there

Raze Lune's crit yeah I know I probably should do that let me go up here oh it's one of these there it is give me the item this better be good ooh a revive I need that because y'all know like my shit like I'm like I I lose these guys all the time. Like, I don't even let them heal. They're not even allowed to heal.

All I do is I just, like, I take damage. I just heal. Or I res them. Is this one of this? Okay, so do I go up? Oh, right, right, right, right. Okay, I go this way. I forgot why I was going.

I'm an idiot. That beat the dancer? You mean like that one thing? Yeah, yeah, I beat it. Like, actually, I wouldn't say it was easy. I just fucked it up a couple of times. Don't need to heal if they're dead? Yeah.

What are the hell is that? Watch this, watch me handle this. Watch, watch. You know what? Fuck. Fuck them. Fuck them. I don't wanna look at him anymore.

There's no reason to. It's a nice place. Ugh. This ugly fat bitch. This is an ugly fat fucking bitch. What the fuck is this shit? Let me rest real quick. I probably need, I should go upgrade my shit, honestly.

Like, I really need to. I'm gonna give her two points into defense, one in the luck. one in the luck. She got more points. We don't give her more damage. Actually, we're going to give her more gildy. You don't need that? I need whatever I say I need. Hello? Can I talk to this guy or? Shit! Yeah! Damn, that was fast. All right, well, uh, this is not off to a good start. That's okay. That's fine. That's fine. We just, we take care of it. It's okay. Yep, it's not a big you. I'm not, no, I'm not even worried. Like this is fun.

I wanted this to happen. Yeah, I actually, I wanted, I wanted to, uh, I wanted to take damage. Watch. I'm not gonna get God, bro. He's not gonna get me. He think he gonna get me, not gonna get me. Okay. You thought he gonna get me, you're not gonna get me.

All right. Yeah, we do this again. Yes! And chance it's target. What? Not looking good. Can you parry the charm? Yes, okay. I'm gonna put him in the dirt, bro.

We're not gonna have that happen again. Nah, it's over, it's over, he's done, he's done. I've had enough of his shit. Yep, we put him in the dirt. That's right. That's right. Oh, he didn't like that at all. Look at that. He's getting dicked. I can do one more. That's right. That's right.

Stupid ass, bitch. Stupid as bitch. Thought he gonna do that shit to me bro. He thought he gonna do that. Uh-uh, bruh, bruh, bruh. What are you thinking about? Okay, uh, let me think right now. I'm thinking about we do a thermal transfer.

Let's do a thermal transfer. Yep. Watch this. Watch this, bro. I'm about to become a war award. You guys ready? Watch this. Let's have some fun

Watch this Oh Oh oh oh oh oh there it is What's wrong What's wrong Oh oh oh we're not about to do this are we Uh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh wait oh hold up Hope again now we got one of these

Oh no Oh no He's having a bad time now I forgot to use it Ready to strike What? What? I have to

I have to This is the future Oh, what's wrong What's wrong? Hey, well we got him We got him Bap, whoa Wait

Bha Good fight, huh? Wait, wait, wait Ha ha bitch That's what I thought That's what I thought Oh Can't wait for him to unlock steel strikes

I didn't need to do that That wasn't a useful use of my using Like if I had to do that I would have used it But I didn't want to use it because there was no reason to use it Like every time I use an ability And I do something like I have a

I have like a four dimensional attack plan And people might not understand that But it exists I see we gotta go this one Like Like by the way everybody laughs This is always dumb Bro, it's worked great

It's been working great for me Every situation has gone well So just keep that in mind Before we get all the shit talkers And the complaining Is that way you don't do genesis? No I wasn't paying attention That's why Can I? I don't know if I can go over there yet

Okay Um, I guess we use this That's a per- Is that a perpy boy? I think that's a perpy boy Where's a stupid bitch? What? Oh, we're gonna do... Maybe two back?

Stupid bitch. Thinks I can't finesse that dumbass fucking thing, bro, right? Yeah, you stay there. I'm gonna loot this, so... Whoa, wait, I thought there was the thing I was supposed to loot there. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. That way, uh, it's... saves, and I don't have to do that again.

Do us, see what happens. Uh, yellow seals. Decent. Green. But I, it almost was green. It was almost green. See, I'm trying to pay attention to it now, guys, okay? Be happy.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. You know what? He dead? Yeah, he is dead. He's super dead.

He's mega dead. What are you that bitch? I probably should use Verso honestly. But we can just use, yeah, let's use Verso. I'm gonna use him. Just try it. He's taking a lot of damage. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck, bro. I just take the hit. Yep. I just hit him. Yep. And now we leveled up anti-charm to. Trade more? That's right.

you better okay chanatonum uh let's see what's this bullshit um on the start if stanceless switch to offense this is stupid nobody cares about that uh let's see what we got here uh resplendent crime i got 256 000 right like i mean i got big money bro i got big money we're gonna buy these easiest decision of my life double mark well that's just like one of the best ones in the game Oh my god Double mark Let's give her double mark And then for Mayo

We're going to give her Probably the greater powerful I think I actually don't need Energizing Start on her As much as I want to use it I don't really need it Like so like yeah You see what I'm saying like

I mean it would be nice to have But like it's really not useful Augment and counter That would be pretty good too Can I do an energizing start with her though? Yeah, no, she already has two of them, so I would have to drop a pretty big one. Crit burn, I think I want to hold on to that. Confident fighter, 30% more damage, can't be healed.

She just dies, like, who gives a fuck? Augmented counter is very good. You think this one's good? I mean, I think that's good, too, but she already damage caps on that anyway, so, like, who cares? I'm just trying to look at if, like, there's anything that's, like, really good, to use. Because she already has this. Like, so if I drop this

like theoretically, right? Then I have 11 points. Because like she's already damaged capping on counters to begin with. And so like if I do that, I could give her immaculate or glass cannon or breaker. So no, I know I'm probably going to need anti-charm for the boss, right? That's obvious. I'm going to need that.

Immaculate? Yeah, we're going to go with. Immaculate. We're going to do that. So I have a question. If I get revived, is Immaculate reset? No. Okay. Because you know why I would ask that, right? It's kind of per- first hit of the battle. Okay. Not of the character's lifespan. Okay. Because if that was the case, that would be fucking insane, right? Okay, let's go over here. We probably should upgrade the weapons. Whenever we get up to the bitch, we're going to upgrade the weapons. And I honestly, I feel like

whenever we're thinking about upgrading, right? Like, we just do it. Like, we don't think about not upgrading. We only think about upgrading. You see what I'm saying? Can I get over there? I feel like I just can't. Like, there's no way I can get over there.

There's obviously a way for me to get over to the here, but I don't know what it is yet. I think there's a pathway from, I mean, it's obviously not here, right? I can't. No, it's the other side. Yeah, yeah. It's got. gotta be right. Okay. Does this mean,

wait, does that mean that I fuck something up? Did I walk past the flag? Oh, this is, okay, okay. Damn, bro, we're getting big money now. Okay, I see it now. I just don't want to miss any areas, you know? That's right.

That's probably about it would be a huge upgrade to. I didn't even think to look over there, honestly, like, thank you. Yeah, I would have messed this up. There's 139-93 pictos. that's a lot. Perfect. Personal detecting a burn target. Once per turn, that's crazy.

What the fuck? That's insane. Jesus. We've no loop behind, I know. Except with the inverted and confident? No, no, I don't, um... I don't even need to worry about that, honestly. Like, I think that right now, like, we're in a very good situation.

Like, I actually, I do. I feel like we're in a very, very good situation. Inverted's gone after you revive them? Oh, really? Well, that's good. Because that might usually I need to do a lot of revives. Ooh, ooh, ooh. This is a big ass area.

Oh, wow. What the fuck? What the... Oh shit. Probably know where the fuck we went. Damn, okay. All right. I got lost for a second there. Hello?

Luke, Expedition, 67. We're out of explosives, but we've made enough holes in this place to reach that giant woman in the center. But something weird's going on. Uh-oh. Everyone's been swept up in strange emotions. It both feels like us, but also not like us. Marguerite's reckoned we're feeling the overflow from that giant woman's feelings. Empathic distress, I think she called it. Uh-oh. Like her mind is flooding the area with her thoughts and feelings.

Maybe. Maybe we'll just stay here and enjoy the melody. Ooh, I wonder if we're going to have to fight against old expeditioners. That'd be cool. There's like no way that doesn't happen, right? Like that 100% has to happen. She's waiting at the end of this tunnel. Then we should prepare before we head there.

Let's do those upgrades. Let's do those upgrades right now. Okay. Let's see what we got. We're going to give him more stamina. Warning skills. I feel like I don't really have a plan. right now for the skills so i'm just holding onto it same with her like i don't really have a plan

like i'm thinking about going with like this last chance yeah we're going to do this i just decided and then we're going to tell about a dancing arena okay that's where i need to go last chance is one of the best skills yeah exactly you can always recote i'm not going to recote i'm not going to need to recode okay um upgrade expedition resources okay so we have one more shape of health and so we don't even use that but we're going to have it uh for this we're going to do i feel like my main guy is verso like that's my main guy and then me male we're going to give her five that's it right uh maybe i give each one one more yeah yeah that that's good that's good so okay that that all that's good oh oh upgrading weapons right right right okay upgrade weapons

How many do I have? Bro, oh, we're going all the way. We're going all the way. Okay. Let's see. I guess we're going to do three. We're going to get all of them to 17 at least. And then we're going to do deliso, 17.

And then we'll do meld them. And I think that if we're going to do any of them all the way up, we do deliso. Like, that's a smart thing to do. opinion. I need one grandiose, bro. And if I get that grandiose, that's the four protection. That's going to be insane. That's about to change my life. You're not getting that for a while. Five base attacks OP. Well, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it real soon. Don't worry about it. The parkour curse is going to be lit. We're about to cook the fuck out of this bitch. Now, I'm worried that I might have to, um, I might do a couple of like small attack fights just so I

get my picdos leveled and learned. Like, I actually, I think maybe I should do that. Like, what do you guys think? Smart, go do that? Yeah. Is there a way I can just teleport down there? There's not, right? You gotta go down here?

You're gonna one shot the boss anyone? Get to a flag? Yeah, no, it's okay. Because this one is like, I feel like this is the one where, uh, like it's got, because I think it's four, right? So I just have to do four fights. And then after I do four fights, then I haven't locked in.

Now, I'm not going to use the anti-charm thing at the beginning because, like, of my honestly, just like completely self-destructive ego. And then after I probably die because I don't have it, then I'll put it on. That's the plan. Flag, I don't need the flag. I already have this. All I need to do is kill four of these.

That's all I need to do. Yeah, like, I'm not trying to like over-level. I just need to level these pictos. so like if I want to swap them around during this fight, I can do that. You don't need anti-charms? Yeah, I don't think I do either. As I know about the flag? No, I know, I just don't think I'll need it.

Because like, I mean, if I lose one of these fights, I should probably quit the game, right? Did you put on a new skill? Yeah, I have all three of them quip. How are you one-shodding him? What do you mean? It's a doll, bro. I have a gun.

What do you expect? Yeah. And so now, see that? Big dick. Everything is going according to plan. Are you power farming? No. I'm just power playing. Actually, let me do it right now.

Okay. So I got seven points. Damn, I can't do shit with seven points. I guess I'm just gonna do augmented attack. Like, I mean, that's basically about it. Like, break damage would be really good. And I feel like there's something I can drop, right? Like, there's gotta be something I can drop that I don't really give a fuck about.

Let's get rid of SOS power. And we're going to do breaker instead. Yeah, I think that's the smart thing to do. Because, like, she already does a lot of break damage because she's using mayhem at level four. So, like, this is going to increase the amount of break damage so I can keep perma stunning the boss. Do greater powerful?

I don't think I need that right now. And then for Verso, and what are the ones that I have? I could get glass cannon. I feel like double mark would be really. good. Like I could take double. Well, actually, no, no, no, because then she's using it. Let's see. So I have 12, right? I think we also do breaker. Yeah, let's do that. No, I know that the counter is really good. Actually, I could literally just do that and do more damage. Okay, that's fucking, that's the easiest decision I've ever made in my life. What about this?

I'm probably going to give her to that, but I don't know. None of these are really good. Like, Like, I feel like she doesn't need powerful. I'm going to give her a breaker instead of powerful. Because like she's not really going to be under that that much. And so like, I think that's the better play. Augman encounters the best. No, no, it is really good. But I'm already doing so much damage.

It doesn't matter. Like, that's the thing. Is it like, I think it's important. It definitely is important. But like, it's just, it's not mattering right now. Okay. And learn skills. I think we already did all this.

Upgrade attributes. We already did all that. Mass travel dancing arena. Oh, I have to actually make sure that she has, uh, fucking Mayo has that, that flash chance thing. Uh, so I use this. I use that. Damn, I actually kind of use every single one of these.

Honestly, like, maybe I get rid of Spark. Drop Pearson? No, because it's cheap. It's cheap and it's a guaranteed damage cap attack. Like, it's only one hit. Oh, like, I don't know what I'm doing. Let's do it. I'm about to kill this bitch.

I'm fin to kill this bitch. It'd be easy. She's even grander than I thought. Damn. You're okay, right? Uh-oh. She about to simp out. Uh-oh.

Oh, wow. She about to simp out. 100%. Oh, bro. Is her parents? She got that mind control shit going on Uh-oh Versus not a simp

Uh-oh Yeah bro, he locked in Nice What? What? Okay Alright Uh Okay

Uh Nice Okay Uh Wait, I thought I had a bonus attack. I don't know what, what? Let's have some... I'm about to say, I'm about to say. Okay, um, let's see, do I use it right now or not? Yeah, I'm gonna use it right now. Might as well. Let's get it. Let's get it. That's another one. That's another one.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The grand ballot begins. I might have to jump this bitch. CL Charmed the whole expedition it's over. Oh. Well, that's pretty bad. Damn. Bro, I didn't know what the fuck that was gonna be.

Okay, let's do it again. Face Tank filled? I didn't know what the fuck was gonna happen. You need anti-charm? Let me, let me, let me just do it the way I'm gonna do it. How about that? How about that? How about I do it the way I do it the way I? I want to do it. You guys like that idea? I do. Okay. Nice. I don't know if this is really the best option or not. I'm not doing it. Yeah, I think that was the best option. Yep. See that?

And then we do a little bit of this. Easiest game on my life. Show what he has. All right. I don't know how the fuck this works. We're going to figure it out. We're going to get better at it. We're going to beat it. Not this time, but next time. It's a weird parry timing because they go to the left and then they go to the right. It's complicated. Okay. You gotta do a few parries in a row. Honestly, I probably should just dodge.

I probably should just dodge. But you know how it is. Dodging is a DPS loss, it is. I've heard about that. Nice. Dying is also a DPS loss. DPS loss? I've noticed that too, actually. Funny thing you should bring that up. Okay. All right. It's time to do it right. Let's do it right. We're still in the game.

We're still in the game, boys. Let's go. We're still in the game. We're not in the game. We're out of the game. We're out of the game. We're not in the game anymore. Yep. Perry the charm. Yes. I didn't know I could do that. that. And honestly, I'd have been dead anyway, right? Like, that's just the way it goes. Sure brought the anti-charm? It doesn't matter. Like, like, literally does not matter. Like, I guarantee you that does not matter. Like, what matters is the fact that I keep fucking getting hit by that attack. Like, if you get charmed, you'll wipe. No, not, I won't. That's not going to happen to me. That might happen to other people. It won't happen to me.

Yep. We gotta think of another strategy though, honestly. Like, we got to think of something else to where I don't have to dodge. That's the problem. Because I feel like my problems happen when I have to dodge. Like, if I never had to dodge, I would never have any problems. Let's do it. Jesus, bro, I couldn't even dodge that.

Yeah. That's bad, bro. Is this timing is hard. You dodged the first one? Did I? Yeah, I did. It's just each timing is different. And so I have to do it perfectly.

This is staggered timing? Yeah. Like, anything that has staggered timing is really hard for me. Like, for me, like, I'm very much a predictive person. So, like, uh, like, if I'm able to, like, know what's going to happen and, like, watch it and predict it, then I'll be fine. But, like, I have a lot of a weakness, like, uh, Like I usually I don't really how I can say this like I actually don't like really watch what's happening I kind of just predict it's gonna happen if that makes sense the delay yeah

streaming effects timing no no I'm just garbage it's just it's a big weakness for me as a player right like that's it like I mean that it's really just that it's nothing else really more complicated than that that's like zero damage okay let's get a Like, I think I have to watch their weapon. Yeah, I have to watch the weapon. That's the, that's the tell. The sound cue? Maybe.

I'm just gonna do this, bro, fuck this. I'm just gonna, like, automatic. I'm just gonna, like, force that attack. Get ready. Because, like, I can do this. This is fine, right? Like, I'm just gonna attack everything. Yeah, like, because I just seem to practice this, honestly.

Lune, careful. Attacks with a dress. Jesus Christ. Okay. Okay. Alright, so that worked. Okay. I'm just gonna try, I'm just gonna keep trying.

I want that, I want that attack again. Because that's, that's all I want to practice right now is do that attack. Like the other one, I get that. Like that makes sense. That's no problem. problem. Let's have something. I think it's also the health. Okay, here we go. Jesus Christ, man. The timing is fast to slow. Yeah, I know. Did you not see the lead up? Yeah, I probably should send in the reserve for practice. That was a bad decision not to do that. Yeah, any sort of delay attack will, is like that, that is the bane of my existence. I'll tell you that right now. Like,

that's the one thing I'm like really bad at. Like anything else besides that? Wait a minute. Bro, this is it. Oh my God. Okay, now we have to, all right, all right. All right, all right. No more mistakes, boys.

Let's go. That's the first time I've ever had that happen. She already under half. Okay. We are dodging this, bro. We're dodging us 100%. Okay. Let's do it.

Wait, what? Fuck, I can't replicate this. This is gonna cause problems. We're not dead. We're not dead. Mayo will die in three turns. Okay, we're gonna be dead really soon. Give me a minute. Let me think about this. I'm thinking about if I gradient attack, and then that's going to get me to nine points, and then I can use the thing to stagger that would allow me to do another attack,

but I don't think it'll be a total amount of damage. I don't think I can do it I'm gonna try it but I'm gonna do it let's see what happens right let's see what happens it's all come down to this alright

how about that fucking got his ass bro we got lucky bro we got lucky like three times damn that was insane bro we skipped the whole game but

the fall Yeah, bro, the only problem that we had is see, we didn't, we didn't have the plan for like, yeah, elemental Genesis cheese. I didn't think that shit was gonna happen. When they carried that shit, she did. Oh my God. Man, that's crazy. That's nuts. Wow.

Wow, bro. Like, that dodge? Yeah. Because like, honestly, I almost got hit by that second one. Holy shit, man. Let's see. Usually it doesn't say phase two if I, if I get. a windscreen though what the fuck oh no no bitch no that's right evaporate bitch

that shit was about to stress me out man I thought about that to fucking do that shit again I was like oh no oh no carrying in the gameplay and the cinematic yeah true bro that that clutch elemental genesis wow wow That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. Got lucky? Dude, I got lucky, like, three different ways. I should still be on that fight right now.

But I'm not. A win's a win? That's right. Now he's got both the ax on. Now what? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You again?

Is the girl? He's got to be the girl. Yeah. No? Damn, what the fuck? What did you see this one? I don't know. Oh, a woman.

It was same thing. She's schizoam. Oh, shit. So is not like a new weapon or something? Barrier Breaker Acquired. You can now faint the... Oh, shit. Barrier breaker.

What is this weapon? Steal shields by hitting enemies. Switch to Virtuosa stands on breaking any shield. Okay. Are shields a damage block? Like, is that the thing where it's like, if it hits you, it doesn't do any, it doesn't take any damage? Yes, okay. So, like, it's super situational.

And there are instances by, but what if it says by hitting? So it says steel shields. Hitting can be a singular. Shields is plural. Is one hit multiple shields or is one hit one shield? One to one. Okay, got it. So also, most importantly,

I'm assuming since C.L. Had her, this, it's got to be this one, right? I can't believe with this close. Yeah. Thank you. C.L. was right about you. Actually, I should. Tomorrow comes.

All right, boys. Finally. fucking finally working on the 33's journal you planning to die anytime soon oh you never know what tomorrow brings not too you always take such

copious notes since I was four damn really that's what happens when you have obsessive researchers for parents ooh still four is young not anymore

not when you only live to 32 I thought it was 33. Everyone in Lumia starts their apprenticeship at 6. And I was apprenticed to my parents. So they started me early. Uh-oh. I guess that's nice. Working with your parents sounds fun.

Working with your parents sounds fun. They needed a research assistant who never went home. The obvious solution, birth your own. That's a good idea. Hmm. Look at you. Getting me to talk about myself. All right.

Doesn't that feel nice? My parents were burnt of artists. Widely respected, very prominent artists. So, there was a great deal of pressure to following their path. Mm-hmm. You're an artist then. Uh-oh. Not the kind they want to be to be.

Damn. Meaning. Music is my passion. Oh shit. Okay, alright. Fine too. Okay, alright. Alright, we're still in...

Guitar? You? Piano, mostly. But a little guitar as well. You know how to summon an instrument from Picto's, right? Uh-oh. Okay. Maybe we could play together. Yes, yes, yes. Maybe we could play together sometime.

Alright, alright, here we go. Maybe we can. Pasships throw out. No, it's... Okay, okay, okay. All right, here we go. It's gonna happen now, right? I can't believe with it. Yeah. Thank you.

Oh, okay. All right, all right. I got more upgrade tokens, at least. So we might as well upgrade this, right guys? There we go. Okay. What a fuck, bro. Bro, bro, I don't know if this is game of the year anymore. Yeah, I don't know. Sorry.

Sorry. Uh huh? Uh huh. Wow. Really? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

But he got one from Klia instead. Uh-huh. Wait. Francois has his own set of rocks. Why does he keep stealing yours then? It's a good question. Because we're bodies. Falseway is so fun.

What? What asshole? Okay. Damn. She spends time writing Gustav Journal with her honors. Writes about how you can enter the monolith, how they finally understand everything. She hopes Gustav's apprentices will read this journal. Wow.

Talk to him again? No, no. I don't think so, right? No, bro. Like, Wait. Y'all are lying, bro. Y'all dumb.

Still thinking about what you saw. Uh-oh. Do you want to spend time with Mayo? Yes. Bro, he is dirty as fuck, man. Yeah, I guess. Why? Miel means chief and prince.

Oh. I guess princess. What are you talking about? Uh-oh. The meaning behind your name. Oh. What made you think of you think of? The fact that it's your name.

You said you were an unwelcome surprise. Uh-oh. But I think even though your birth was unexpected, it was still celebrated. Your name shows how your parents felt about you. Oh, that's nice. What a nice guy. Chief.

Guess they had bigger dreams for me than I ever did. Damn. Why? What did you dream of? I didn't. You must have wanted something for the future. No. All I wanted back then was to leave Lumiere and see some of the world before I gamaged.

Mm-hmm. What do you dream of now? What about you, though? What do you want? What do I want? I guess I'm still figuring that out too. Damn. Well, what did you use to want?

Music. Yeah. Well yeah, didn't they play piano? Oh. Ooh. He's a band nerd. I really miss performing at the concert hall. Damn.

And the lights dim and the room is hushed and the first notes echo through the chamber, I can just lose myself. And feel the music through my fingers. Every time I play, it feels like my heart's about to break from the beauty of the notes. That's lovely Wow I miss that a lot Maybe when this is over

We can fix up the opera house And you can perform for us It would be my pleasure For sure Well Wait Wait well wouldn't he die though Like I mean

And don't worry Because I'll make sure the room is packed I'll put up posters everywhere in town Because if Renoir doesn't want The Painter's to die Because wait But what the fuck

Oh, no pressure, huh? Um, all right. I guess I better start practicing. Male makes Verso Pinky swear. Yeah. No, I'm not gonna read chat. I'm not gonna read chat or figure this out. Like, uh, we'll learn, we'll learn. That's okay.

Gradient attack. Phoenix flame! Oh shit! You seem preoccupied. There's nothing. Just nerves. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Extra long for you, I imagine. You on the other hand seem quite relaxed. Do I? You're not nervous? Of course I am, but... He showers less than you? We will do everything in our power.

And either it will be enough or it won't. Hmm. Do you want to do? spend time with her? I mean, not really, but I mean, because we already decide, bro, we already broke up with her. That's kind of like, that's kind of unfair though, right?

That like you can, like, because if you don't, that's, that's, that's not fair because if you don't know that you can only have a relationship with one or the other and then you can have it happen with her way earlier, that's like, yeah, that's

bullshit though, right? That's total bullshit. Life is not fair? I guess, yeah. I guess not. Once a farmer, always a farmer. You can't be with both? No, they said, they said you can't do that.

They, they, they, people told me that like, because I, I, I, I, I asked like 50 people. Double the efficiency. You should see how quickly I can harvest crops. I'll bet. They lied? I don't know who's lying. I used to love the guns of Lumia. Someone's lying here.

Someone's fucking... A lot more variety than back then. The Alpdome teams brought back loads of new plants from the surrounding islands. Don't risk it? I'm not. That's actually how I met Pierre. I asked his team for honey petal samples. Mm-hmm. He brought me a bouquet of them.

And 15 boxes of plant cuttings. That's a lot of shit. Smart man. If you want to romance a farmer, live plants are probably better. than dead flowers. Smart, yeah, it's a good idea. Dead flowers are nice too. You don't talk about your husband much.

Uh-oh. Sorry. It's okay. It's just, it still hurts that he's gone. Damn. But wasn't she just trying to hook up with him? Neither of us were perfect. Damn, bro, like...

But we were perfect for each other. You don't have to talk about it. He died in an accident on one of the islands near Lumier. his body washed away that's kind of an owl bro like if you if you die at 33 or whatever and like you managed to get yourself killed even before them like damn that's like losing on story mode i was prepared for his gommage yeah but not for him to die in an accident he trolled yeah to have five more years together man it's okay i've learned to be grateful for the time we did have instead of angry at the time we lost. Hmm. That's a good way to look at it.

Oh shit, Kirshy Raid. Yo, what up, boys. How ya all doing? Welcome back to Twitch. You were lucky to... Yeah, welcome back. What everyone has that. That's crazy, right? A one day suspension over some bullshit. Yeah, welcome back, Kirshi. I hope you're doing well. I am.

Compete with that. Uh-oh. You're competing in a different event. Uh-oh. That's a nice way to say, Fling. Bro. Uh-huh. Is there a future where I might, um, compete in the same event?

Damn. Let's just focus on today. And by today, I mean tonight. Okay. I can't do it, right? Make sure you say no. I, guys, I don't know what the mechanics for this game are,

and we're not going to risk it. We already risked it. We already didn't risk it the first time. We're not going to do it again. Bro, she's a literal astrology girl that's trying to hook up with me that's still caught up on her last husband. Like, this is, no.

That might not be a good idea. No, bro, no. I don't know if I can keep my feelings, um, casual. I understand. Good night. Damn. She sees a good friend. Wow.

Wow. Fuck man. Yeah, I, I swear to God. Like, because I haven't looked up anything at all about the game. Because I don't want to like mess it up. But there's a big part of me that like, I kind of want to look this up and make sure. But... I don't know. She's not the one? No, no, definitely not.

Let me talk to Wukong. You're finally here. We are. You're ready? Yeah. Do you want... Why not two women? The game says you can't do that.

Let me cut your hair. Uh-oh. Why would I be foolish enough to do that? Damn. Just a trim. You look like an overgrown mop. He does. I beg your pardon.

Oh shit. My hair is impeccable. Yes. My hair is impeccable. Yes. Oh-oh. Stop being grumpy. Come on.

Let's give you some style. You first then. No. Don't be silly. We'd look ridiculous with matching haircuts. No. Oh, we would look fantastic. Fine.

What? Wait, so it doesn't matter. Oh shit. Wait Okay, I'm in Style away Wait Oh wow

Great We're twins Nice Great Okay The Witcher? Yeah exactly Well that went pretty well

I didn't think that's what was gonna happen What the fuck is the dialogue Tradition has been As of tradition They now spent too much time arguing over who looks better before going back to the others. Nice. All right.

Okay. Talk to him again. Okay. You're finally here. We are. You ready? Yeah. Oh, I got another one.

Let's play cards or throw some dice. Damn, bro. He trying to get it twisted. Nuh. You always cheat. Oh, shit. No. I always win.

Only the weak cry foul when their skills Fale them. Baste. The other gesturals never want to play with you either. A veil week? Yeah, he's gonna sit. Poor losers. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. We haven't had a proper jewel in ages. Uh-huh. Yes, a jewel will be even more fun. Get out blood flowing. Alright. Get ready to lose. Oh fuck. I actually have to do this.

Oh shit. Wait. Uh... Okay, cool. All right. So I do have, all right, all right. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. We're gonna one turn. Bro, what? Once again, I am victorious. Yeah, yeah, you're walking, herbal.

Verso ever gracious in defeat. Rematch. All right? Get ready to lose. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked, though. Because I can't heal. I'm inverted. So I actually I literally can't do anything. This is so dumb bro. Nice. Just parry it?

No, no, I'm gonna get it guys. I'm gonna get it. Huh, once again, I... No, I'm gonna beat his fucking ass. Get ready to lose. Let's call the path. No, it's not gonna happen to me. I'll tell you that.

Like, they got me on one HP. They're trying to set me up to lose. Oh, well. Maybe I should just, maybe I should just dodge, bro. Honestly, I think I should just dodge. I should probably just, this is a joke, bro. This is ridiculous. This is bullshit, man.

Get ready to lose. I don't even know how much damage it does. Okay. Combo. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, we got it. We got him this time. We got, we go, we go. Nah, no.

Shit. Spoils sport my beauty requires no Got go go sleep just a minute you'll find it we are you ready yeah I beat his fucking ass right now bro Come on all right no we're gonna we're gonna beat the fuck out of them now We're full health we're full health bro I'm gonna put them in the dirt down We're putting them into dirt that's right see Let's get ready to lose. I didn't think he was going to do that.

I didn't think he could do that. I didn't think that was possible, man. It's so fucking over. It's so fucking over, guys. We're gonna dodge this. We're gonna dodge the next one for sure. We're gonna dodge the next one. I mean, he does so much fucking damage.

Like, he just hits me in one fucking hit. It's not even fair. Maximum damage. It's not even a game Depressed. See? I told you I could do it. See that? I'm a winner. Did I just miss my... I did. Fuck you Manoco. Fuck you Manoko. That's right. I've lived through worse. Hopefully we staggered. Come on! That's such bullshit, man! Are you kidding me? He had to pull that one out on me?

Again, I am victorious. Yeah. Versa. All right. I'm pretty sure if I lose one or two more times, I've lost to Monaco more than anything else in the entire game. Just so you guys know this. Like, bro, these delays, the delays. All I need to do, all I need to do is he not going to do that attack.

He's not going to do it. We just we just keep rolling the dice. It's not a big deal. That's it. That's it. That's all it's gonna take This is it. He's done. Manoko's done. Let's carve a path. Just try it Not today. You're out match. We stagger him right here. You stagger him right here. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. That staggered. Yes! Yes! Yes! Fucking bitch! Wow! That was me, boys. That was all me.

Beat his fucking ass. One in eight? Yeah, call me Brazil. That's right. That's right. You got lucky. Ah, what was it you said? It's kind of true. Only the weak cry foul when their skills fail them. Hmm. You're right. Or I guess I'm right.

Since I said that, you have grown more formidable than I remembered. Your skills are strong. I respect your win. And I respect your loss. You were right, old fun. That was fun. Come on, let's go get a drink. I'm parched.

Wow. It's a special kind of way of displaying affection for each other. Wow. Wow. He respects the win? He does. Monoco is sanctuary. that's actually really good that seems like a good shield attack that's really good just talking

shit yeah yeah just a little bit right check this scale i think realize what whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah to face paint and finally break this cycle that being said someone here has been hiding a terrible secret from us what are you talking about you thought we'd never find out you Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Nobody ever wondered what Eskier was made of, did they? Rocks?

I thought he was made of rocks. Well... Eskye and I had a chat. I'm sorry for us... ...you promise me sweet rocks. What? What? Well, my personal stashions hide him.

Oh, that's in the vintages. What? I don't normally share, but I suppose tonight deserves an exception. Why? Man and good I've called you to stop drinking alone. To your great generosity. I don't know how you can like this. Man.

It comes with age. Man. Do you have apple juice? Yeah, I'll leave you to it. Mm-hmm. Mayon. Call her a D-Gen basically? Yeah? Oh shit. Uh-oh.

What does that mean? A life's a dream? To disappear into nothingness. Have you thought through the consequences? Not just for you or even me, but for them. Their memories, their dreams, their love for each other. Who really is the one painting death?

And who paints life instead? We exist and we will exist. For as long as she wants. You want to spoil what we've been given. Sometimes you paint the bars of our own prison. Your despair blinds you. You think you're ready to pay the price. But are you willing the price?

The very eyes. In the bars of their prison. Damn in the shadow of the monolith in the shadow wow I drank too much last night oh shit remember a thing you clean me out miss amo oh shit you bunch of drunks oh shit we can finally reach the painters let's make sure we're well prepared beforehand we still have a little bit of time oh i'm fucking ready i'm fucking ready now do the thing i thought i was mayo's weapon oh i bet she's gonna have to use him yeah you should do the honors

do it oh shit so like we can just go in there now matcher drops of 32 yeah what the fuck the monolith oh fuck we can do this hook a staff for all of us them. Oh, the expedition zero. This is where he was at. So I guess he must have put the flag down. Yeah. Okay, we got everything else pretty much that we need. I don't know really which one of these I want to use yet, so I'm just kind of holding on to it. Same with this. With this is the same thing. Payback. I don't know if I'm going to use this or not. Uh, we're going to figure it out. Oh, fuck. Look at this area. Oh, damn. It's impressive. Yeah. What the fuck?

This area is fucking insane. Don't look at chat. What's doing? Oh shit. It's time. Oh fuck. Okay. Um... Wait, what do I even attack?

Up there? What? Uh, I see. Ready to strike. What fuck? We're at a bit of an impasse here. Um... I can't end the fight.

I mean, so... Every single one is different. Some... Our attacks do nothing. I don't understand. The gradient attack should work. Wait, my L. I don't think this is...

Oh shit. What the fuck? Everybody okay? This might be our only chance. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Great idea. So like, Inside- Oh, inside the monolith. Oh fuck, it's like the end of Eldon Ring. We are inside the monolith. What the fuck? What was that thing? Why did it help us inside? Are you all right, myel?

Up there. She's... It's a painter's. She's up there. What do you mean? I don't know. But I can. Consent...

The real Patress. Her heart is above us somewhere. I guess we head up then. Well, how the fuck does somebody from, uh... This is 70? I thought that was the first one that made the pact with her. That's what I thought it was gonna be, honestly. Damn, what the fuck?

Gix Chad, 70? Yeah, apparently, bro. These assholes. We gotta deal with them again. We gotta deal with these assholes all over again. We gotta deal with them. We kill them. It's easy. That's easy, it's no problem. Okay, um... Wait, can she? Of course she can.

Of course she can. Why wouldn't she be able to? Duh! What the fuck? What the fuck is this? Damn. Vaso, what was that? I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. Again. Give me a minute. We're gonna go get that flag, bro. We're gonna go hit that flag. Okay. Now be about to beat his ass. It's gonna be easy.

I don't know how this is gonna go, man. I really don't. Like, this is a whole different set of situations, you know? This is a big boy right here. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it right now. I wonder what I should do here.

Like, um, Q? Yeah, I feel like probably right? Yeah. That was a good idea. Actually, I guess it doesn't even matter. Like, he dead real quick. He's super dead.

He's mega dead. Ooh, that's 71,000 experience off of that one guy. That was nothing. What do you want, bitch? What do you want bitch? Watch this, watch me. Watch me to take care of him. Yep.

Yep. It's just the way it is. Yep. It's just the way it is. Where's the other one? I thought there was a guy over here. Maybe it counted him too. Um, logically it's probably up on top of this, right?

No. Hmm. You missed it? No, yeah, obviously. Like, I thought maybe it was up there. Yeah, I see him. Ooh, you guys know I need those. We need a lot of those. Is this where I think it is? Yeah, it is.

Nice. Is that a big dick sucker? Oh my god! I'm gonna pop this off right now. I miss my shot. Yep, yep. That's right. That's just the way it is.

Easiest game of my life. What about up over here? This seems like a pretty nice place. That's nice. We got a free little item. We're about to have to fight whatever this fucking boss is, though. I'm a little bit worried about that. Because it might require me to play the game.

That might not be so good for me. Wait. I thought I thought. That was, wait, where the hell am I? Wait, what the fuck? This is a stupid asshole. What's he doing in my game? I miss my shot. I literally miss.

Uh, I guess we just attack the main gun. Yeah. Doesn't matter. He's not dead? What I mean, he's not dead? There, now he's dead. Okay, I'm about to say. Okay, and we already were over there.

I'm assuming this is some extra path, so we're gonna go down here first. Oh. Damn, they got a lot of mobs over here, huh? I can still one turn them. I can still one turn them. Yep, we're still gonna one turn them. It doesn't matter. Yep.

I told you. To be fair, though, that was a little bit close. Slit, yeah. Don't shoot weak points on small mobs. The damage is capped. You know, honestly, I was thinking about that. Again. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Teaching her children to paint, huh? Oh, I didn't see this area. Go back to the boss? Okay. I didn't know. Yeah, I wasn't sure, like, because I assumed that, like, this was a side area, but if it's not, we're gonna go fight this big dick. Give me one minute.

Yep. Let's do it. Now we kill his ass. What's up, pussy? What's up, bitch? Mm. The spell Okay

Oh Alright Well, it didn't work I didn't go very well, huh? Yep Glass cannon team Yeah Alright

Let's go, it's me and you Me and you, let's do it That's right You'll threaten Like I give a fuck Um Big dig We're not gonna be we're not gonna lose

Nope, no, all right I'll fuck it up eventually, don't worry guys See, told you, told you I fuck it up I knew I knew I would fuck it up this what I do This is my job, that's my job, it's my job to fuck it up Alright, now I know what to do you can one x one him Yeah, I just need to know not die that's it like it's just that that first ability is really much what's messing me up

wait what wait what damn okay sight yeah i guess so all i had to do is get lucky oh oh he mad now okay i'm gonna use this again yep that's right yep um go and use my big attack now uh i actually don't know sure yeah yeah i mean fuck it bro ball out let's ball out what am i even thinking what am i even thinking bro like just ball out yeah careful he's building up k right let's see how am i going to handle this all right i know what's right oh we had to plan that shit out okay well that will help as you guys can see i'm not very uh good but i'm good at planning i always have the plan and i come out ahead one way or another

even whenever i shouldn't especially in fact when i shouldn't that's when it matters the most Learn on plant? Yeah, you made it this far? I do. I'm at, I always... The thing is, guys, we always, we always get ahead, even when we shouldn't. And we've seen this.

That's grace, that's right. Okay, I can't go in there. It feels like we're going through the original zones in the game. Who's this fat boy? Who's fat boy? What's fat boy doing? What do you want, fat boy? That's right.

That's right. Yep That's right I honestly could probably just shoot him into death I'm gonna try and do that Honestly it works Damn, damn that shit actually works Uh oh oh oh we got a big boy here

Hello there haven't seen a lot before I've been stuck here for ages I don't know how I got here quite the mystery bam here I was Would have been lonely too So when I talk to I'm an adept conversationalist Scavenging odds giving birth busy merch up with no way there's not many customers around here very few none in fact and what's a merchant with no customers just walking a bit of storage but now you're

here you want to take a look yes yes we're gonna beat your fucking ass let's go let's go pussy let's call the pot oh you don't like that huh yeah welcome to the real world bitch fuck you okay big dick oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you're done Just the way it goes. It's just the way it is. That's like, it's just how, it's just the way it goes. Just try it. How about that? About that guys? Who's talking shit now?

I'm gonna shoot him with a fucking gun. See? I just didn't know what that was. Woohoo, more duels. You earn the to shop my choicest goods. energizing cleanse dispel the first negative status effect received and gained two ap that's fucking insane i'm gonna buy that right now um responding chrome i'm gonna buy all these obviously and then i'm gonna buy all these and then uh free aim shots that's kind of good i feel like that sucks that's bad

i'm gonna get this right here fraygro and uh Uh, yeah, let's get that. I might as well. Avenge my brothers for me. Yes. That's three of them, too. Did I miss anything in this area? Oh, fuck.

Okay, all right, here we go. Let's do it. I don't even need to rest. I'm good. Who's this ugly bitch? I'm gonna just, bro. Honestly, I'm gonna just go in. I'm gonna pull out the gas.

I'm gonna just pull it out on him. Jesus, man. Like, he's just getting his ass beat. Jesus. this it's not even hard it's not even hard wow well i don't even know what these guys do we're never gonna know one turn yeah we one turn everything

the reason why is because like so my mindset is that if i kill them in one turn uh then i don't need to worry about killing them right and so that i don't need to worry about killing them right and so that i don't need to worried about like, because like, what's the best parry? It's shooting them before I have to parry. That's the best parry in the game. Like your shield build all over again? Well, uh, this is actually like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's that good. Like that Eldon Ring build, like, that was some, that was some really good shit. Like, I don't know if I'm able to beat that for a while. Interesting. Like that was, I'm, I'm still proud of myself for that. That weapon was broken too.

Everything was broken. The whole game was broken. That's why I did it. Jesus. Jesus. It's the easiest game in my life. Just pure shooting. Yeah, I just pure shooting. Let's go up this one. Hopefully I don't have to fight something. It's probably the other way, right? No, this way? Okay. Go back. That's it. I'll go fighting. All right. This is going to suck, bro. Like, I'm going to have to, oh my God. I don't know how to do it.

Uh, we give them the samurai hair crap, that's one. That way it saves it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do a fat boy. Let's do a fat bitch. Like that, huh? Bro. Oh shit!

Wait, do I not get it? Oh, I only have three. I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save it. Uh, yeah, let me go with this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ready to strike.

Let's cover path. I don't even know why I did that. Actually, I meant to do something else. But no, it's okay. It doesn't matter. Okay. Right. Okay, good.

You're gonna eat Verso? That's fine. Go ahead. Do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let the ink flow. Now we big dick on him.

Oh, bro. It's done. It's over. It's over for him. Oh, my God. How do I break him? let's go ahead and do this this is a guarantee Harry time let's do it

that's why i didn't give it to her because i knew i was going to die with her and so i didn't want to do it but yeah i knew that i was planning i was planning on taking that hit that's right that's right see oh uh hmm how should i handle this because if he's just going to eat verso again My best case scenario would be to actually phantom stars him again. I guess we're going to find out. Let's go shoot him again. Actually, this is the perfect time to rest.

Bro, he is such a dick eater, bro. Oh my God. Oh! All right. We do what we can. We gotta kind of get lucky here. Not great, but it's okay. No, it's over.

It's over. I probably should just shoot him as many times as I can. It'll probably result in more damage. But we're gonna do it this way. Yeah, I should have shot him. It's okay though. Do it. See what happens.

Suit happens. He can't do that. My asthma shit. No, never mind. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. Get the fuck out of here, bro.

Like, get out of my life. Like we, dude, we had him, he was in the dirt, man. Like, that was, that was not even close. He got destroyed. Ow, wow. Ow, wow. A burgeon skin. Oh, yeah, I need to get another.

There's another one of those fuckers somewhere in the game. I need to go kill him. I probably should go heal now, right? Yeah, get that heel. I'm feeling good that I beat that. I'm gonna be honest. I'm feeling really good that I beat that. that. Hey, you know, it's going through every level while you leveling up. No, I can easily see that.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious. That was, I could tell after we get went from this area. This one, I might actually have to like play. I'm really hoping I won't have to, but like we'll see what happens. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay. Give me a minute. Okay. I have a plan. I have a dream. I have a vision. I have an idea. People might not see it yet. but you will. Let's have some fun. I knew it was going to work. I apologize.

Yeah, people actually thought it wasn't going to happen, huh? 60? Wait, what? Actually, wait, let me level them up. We're going to give her some more vitality. That way she does more damage. Actually, no, let's give her more agility too. And then we're going to give Verso, I think, more might.

Actually, we'll do a little bit of this, too. and then we're gonna do this we're gonna give Mayo a lot of agility because we want her as fast as possible because she does like all the important things right big fast is basically what I'm trying to say

let's just get this out of the way let's go no it's fine I'm just go I just go out of one just matter just matter just matter to die no i didn't fucking die did not fucking die that's why we have the chromo elixir that's exactly the reason why that's exactly why we have that i plan that i wanted that to happen is that what i think it is i'm just gonna parry it i have a plan

That's right. That was the plan. That's the plan. You guys seeing the plan now? It's starting to come together, right? You know what? That's right, bitch. Fuck. What? Wait, what? What the fuck is this? Oh, never mind. There's not gonna be any full potential, by the way. You're about to see his full potential. That's his full potential. I had to swallow my fucker got so lucky. Wait, I got lucky. Wait, how did I, hold up, hold up. How did I get lucky with that one? Like, that was a perfect fucking strategy. Like, everything, no, uh-uh, I did not get lucky with that.

That was a plan right from the fucking beginning. Everything went exactly the, you know, a hater? I know, he's mad. He's mad. Now, hopefully we don't have to find. another one of those big things, right? Like, that's the only thing I don't want to have to deal with is no one of those big things. I, because it's not even the thing that they do. Well, it's that too, but it's the other thing, right? Get them out? Yeah, no, the thing is like, uh, how could this happen

to me? How is this happening to me? Like, let's just get this out of the way. Just get this out of the way. Careful mail. Let's push forward. The expedition's not over. Cut him down. Lucky? Lucky's when I press the button at the right time, right guys? Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. For sure, I was super lucky.

I was lucky I was good at the game. What the fuck? Where is it? You can't get it yet? I'm about over this one. Oh, I already went there, that's right. How about that? How about that? I did the thing I was supposed to do for the whole game.

Wow. We gotta go back. Lucky build? No, it's not lucky. Like, the thing is that people always say that shit, but that's not the reason. The reason why I got them there is because I just knew what was going to happen and I shot him and that was it. The skill, yeah, it's smart. Every situation, it always ends up in a situation where I'm more,

winning. And I feel like at a certain point that's kind of like maybe that's that maybe that's because of me, right? Maybe. Right. Who knows? Oh. Okay. And I came from here, right? Yeah, I did. Okay. Because I never alluded that. I didn't, I didn't know if I needed to. Okay, we're going to fight the act two bosses now. See, the thing is that while it might be hard, I will beat it. Every challenge in the game is beatable. You have to remember, retards beat this game. Tons of retards beat this game. I'll be fine. Like, that's my mindset about everything, is that there's a bunch of morons that are able to come out ahead with stuff, and they still do okay. So why can't I have to rest now? She got three points. I'm going to give her damage. I'm going to give him health. Oh.

Oh, I'm gonna go back. Got ahead of myself. Well, that will help. What's this? Is that who? Damn. Yep. Who is she fighting?

Her husband? If this is what I think it is, that's going to be crazy. Like, yeah, that's going to be nuts. If that is what I think it is. Oh. Oh. Okay, we got one of these boys. Let's look around.

Let me kill this bitch right now. A pet tank? No, no, we're gonna get them. How much help these things have? Can I kill them? Yeah, I can. You gotta understand, bro, like, like you just go in there.

You just go in there and get them. In a build? You got... Ah, shit! What about round over here? Right, right there it is. See, I knew oxen. I know where they are before I even see them.

I don't know if I have to push them this way or the other one. Let's try and push them this one. Yeah, this is the right one. No, I bet the, I bet there's some kind of bullshit. I actually bet like, I mean, because this is like, the, I guarantee they have some kind of bullshit like this. You gotta go all the way around. Winners win, boys.

Winners win, that's right. That's right, it's that easy. What a little bitch. You know what? Wait, what? Fuck this. 400. Let's call the path.

We're not playing games without how... You think I'm gonna let that thing fuck me around? I'm gonna get beat by a ball. What fuck out of here. What a joke. It's the easiest game of my life. Oh, fuck. Let's go.

It's good. It's good. I have a dream. It goes. What's wrong? What's wrong? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck, get out of my life.

Plus one AP on hitting an enemy's weakness once per turn. That's insane. That's big good. An advantage. That's omega good. Not yet. You miss some loot? I don't miss loot.

No. No. No, not another one of these. No, not another one of the... What? Bro. Bro. What?

ready to obey it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's not me deal no no this is this is fine i wanted this to happen bring it on it's okay no this is fine this is fine yep i wanted this to happen how many this is this town i need three okay i don't think it's gonna stun them oh it will it will it will it will it will Yes Can I fucking shoot this thing? Please, please be green. Please be green. Ohk sucker man. Ready to evade.

That's right. Okay. I'll take it. I'll fucking take it. I will take that shit easy. No. No ego today boys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Sorry, I, no ego to them. Okay. Okay, let me think about what to do it. Logically, it's gonna break this guy. It's these cock suckers that I have to worry about. I don't know what the right decision is. I think this is the right decision.

I've made a terrible miscalculation. I think I'll improvise. I think he'll die from the dot. Let me think, all right? Calm down, let me think. I hit him with this. Now he's stunned. Jesus!

All that for a fucking hairstyle? Oh my God! For another baguette! Fashion is everything. Yeah, I can see that. Now we've got to go back. We beat the fuck out of him, by the way. We beat his ass off.

We beat his dick off, even. That was it. There's no achievement. It's not about the hairstyle. It's those creepy fucking thing. No. the wrong way I thought I uh okay I I didn't know if there's something else that I had missed out on I thought there was apparently not I have okay but that wasn't that wasn't it you're good okay

the lighthouse okay I'm gonna go to the lighthouse y'all trying to stress me out I knew about that I got it oh this oh this is a lighthouse wait do can I there's no way right Oh, what the fuck? Oh shit! Damn. Nice. Okay. We didn't really need that.

That's an expeditioner, but it's okay. I have like 100 of those. Yeah, I don't need any of those. I never make the mistakes with my talents, so it would never be an issue. No, for sure, guys. I'm being completely serious. Okay. Okay.

I have to take a break. I have to take a break. It's past nine. I got to go. I want to go farther, but that's kind of to wait until tomorrow. And I'm assuming that there's probably like a big thing that like we're obviously coming up on, right?

I mean, this is a big fucking deal. And so, yeah, we're going to just hold off. And then we're going to do more of it tomorrow. We're going to play more of it tomorrow. We're going to beat the game tomorrow, beat the whole game tomorrow. I don't know why I gave her those points. I should not have done that, but that's okay. How's it going?

As long as you play tomorrow. My plan is to play tomorrow. Absolutely, my plan is to play tomorrow. Why would I not want to play tomorrow? Yeah. We're going to keep going. Keep doing what we need to do. Yeah, this game is really good, man.

It's a really, really good game. Beat the whole S game tomorrow? Probably not. No, there's like 50 other zones I need to do. Please do the Act three side content. Yeah, no, I'm not going to probably beat it tomorrow. I might beat Act two tomorrow. seems. But other than that, I mean, I'm not really going to worry about it. Revives an ally. This is just,

this sucks, bro. This sucks, bro. Like, why the fuck you need to heal in this game? Get Terraquake? What fuck is Teraklerc? Low earth damage. Oh, that's actually, yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah. Um, don't do side content after Act 2. Wait, what? Why would I not do that? Wait, why? Ignore. Or that loser? Yeah, what a dumb idiot. You'll get over-leveled? I've already been over-leveled. I've been...

The thing is, to me, like, can reapply stone. Damn, that's insanely fucking good. You'll be even more over-leveled, yeah. If you use side content before beating the game, the end of the game isn't fun, because you ever killed the last boss by, like, 10x HP in the last hit, it's balanced around doing it immediately,

then you do the side content? Okay. All right, I trust you. I trust you. Okay. So yeah. It comes to the skin that you got the last minute? I have no idea.

A weapon using a male. The one that puts her in virtuoso stance at the beginning. Like, uh, this, this has been really, uh, really fun, man. Like, the only thing is, like, I've only, I've missed out on, like, a few, like, little things. Like, I'm going to go fight that other virgin and, like, a couple other things, too. But that's the, that's the plan. Like, I think, by the way, so far, at least check the map. That's a big fucking map, man.

That's a big ass fucking map. That's a big fucking ass map. You missed a lot of the map? Yeah, I know, I know. I'll look around and just kind of fuck around, you know? Like, why not? But yeah, no, this game is, uh, it is my game of the year. It is, this is my game of the year, for sure.

I don't even really think it's a question. At this point, that's just the way it is. Yeah, this is like this is the safe game. But this is like, you know, like I didn't play Baldur's Gate when it came out. But the same way I feel about this game is the way that I felt about Eldon Ring, where it was just like, oh yeah, yeah, no, for sure, this is it. Let me guess. It's going to kill me in one hit.

Let's find out. No, I can beat this. 231 What Yeah, I can beat this This is easy I know what I'm doing Why did it remove her virtuoso stance

I don't know what I'm doing I thought I knew what I was doing I don't know what I'm doing You can't reapply Oh, okay That's fun It doesn't matter I mean I'm still gonna win

Yep easiest game of my life honestly I don't know if there's ever been an easier game. I'm going to probably go around before I finish act two and make sure that I beat all the challenges that are in the area that aren't intended for act three. Because I feel like that would... You see what I'm saying?

Like, I mean, I feel like that's smart. The gestural lady? No, no, no, no, no, no way. I can try her again, but we'll see what happens, right? But anyway, like, if I don't stop myself, I'm literally just going to keep playing for like another two hours. So, okay, I'm going to kill this guy. Oh, I thought that was going to be it.

Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, we're stopping. We're stopping, we're stopping, we're stopping. We're stopping. Actually, wait, wait, wait, let me upgrade my weapons. I want to upgrade my weapons. Yeah, we're going to stop. All right, I got to upgrade, but then we're done. Do Sprague?

I don't know who Sprague is. I'm going to make sure we do all the Act 2 content before anything else happens, though. Okay. So we do, oh, that's big dick. Oh, that's big dick. Look at that. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Look at that. And then we get to upgrade this again too. Wow, there it is. Okay, anyway, guys, thank you all very much watching. I really fucking appreciate it. I'm going to see you guys all tomorrow. And we're going to probably finish everything else tomorrow, bro. Like, I am ready. Thank you guys. And we had fun today. I had a lot of fun. If it's not obvious already, I've been having a lot of fun playing the game. And so, uh, Let me just do 18. I'm gonna do 9 free show them. Fuck, I messed up. Fuck! Okay, uh, anyway. So yeah, guys. I'll be back on tomorrow.

Bye, boys. Peace. See ya.