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Episode Date: October 2, 2025

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We're gonna kill that fucking thing today. I had to take a break yesterday to play Secret Hitler, or I was Hitler. Course. But, uh, we're here to do it again. Let's do this shit. I just, I, like, I haven't even logged on since I got off. And, uh, we're gonna see what this is like, the woke agenda man. Yeah, you ain't beating the allegations now?

I know, I know, I was thinking about that whenever it happened. Okay, so we gotta go get that bitch down there. Alright, let's do it. Game of the year. Yep. Okay, let's kill some of these fucking things. Kill Sprague next. I don't even know what Sprog is. Turned down a little bit. This is my build. Y'all want to see my build? There it is. This is my build. Is that easy? Yeah, we? No, I just do what I need to do. Yeah, I just pull out a gun. Like that's that's my, uh, my character build. Uh, it works pretty well, actually. Is it on easy? No, it's on an expert. Like, I'm playing the game on expert.

Uh, the reason why, uh, I thought it'd be a good idea, right? Because like, I mean, in most games, I feel like if you're not playing it on, um, if you're not playing it on expert, it's just too easy. Like, straight up, the game is just too fucking easy if you're not playing it on expert. And so like, and that's the way any game is, right? I feel like in general. Only in some games, yeah. Can I see the gear real quick? Let me see if I can find it. How's it so fast? It's simple, bro. Like, it's a fully automatic machine gun. Okay, now we're into the new stuff.

Because I was already here before. Have you fought Serene yet? Yeah. Or sorry, no. No, no, I'm about to. I'm assuming, right? I love you when you can break games. It's fun to feel O.P.

Yeah, it's a really tight balance. Right? How to make people feel OPE? But how to not make things broken and unfair. Okay, so I've already done everything here. I got everything through here. That was easy. I guess let's go talk to this thing, and we're going to go this way.

Let's go. Because I already went inside that area. Are you cheating? Yes. And you can see also, by the way, in case anybody is delusional. We do have it on the hard mode, okay? It's just the game's not as hard as people make it out to be. Ho's mad?

Well, and to be fair, like, I've had a couple of fights that it's taken me a few tries to get them. It's not like I beat every single fight in one try. Went to find Simon? I don't know who the fuck that is, but I guess we'll find out. Okay, so we can go three different ways. I guess we'll go this way. What the fuck? I missed a gestural?

What? No, I didn't. Huh? It's been so long. These days, it's been surfing on the dunes are gone. Whoever built this Coliseum sucks. Damn, okay. All right, let's go down over here.

Yeah, I didn't see that at all. A loot? There's no loot, bro. Go the other way? Okay. Yeah, I want to fully explore and go everywhere, right? So if I'm going a place, yeah, top right? Yeah, let's go purple first then. It's a cocksucker.

God damn it, bro, where's the cocksucker? We've got to find the cocksucker. Where is he? There he is. Let me see if there's anything else in this area. I'm going to assume that I cannot push him off the edge. So we're going to push him in this direction instead. You can?

It doesn't matter. I'm not doing it. All right, let's kill this bitch. Come here, bitch. Let's go. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not worried about it. It's fine.

I'm not even worried. Bitch! All right. Okay. See? There we go. All right. And now he's going to die.

That's right. I should have actually done the attacks, but that's okay. And now we're going to go and do, we'll do mayhem on him as well. Big dick. Massive dick. Okay. Let me auto him. Oh, bro.

He's done. He's done. We're putting him in the dirt. He's going into dirt. Oh. Ooh! Wow! Okay? I can only do it with three, but it doesn't matter.

He's still gonna die. Too fucking easy. Way too fucking easy, bro. Easiest game of my life. Wow. That's how it's done? Yeah, it is. No, we just cook this shit at them. Is there no limit break? 999 cap?

For now there is, yeah. Uh, apparently I unlock it later on. I'm not sure about the details for this. Who's this fat ball? What was this fat ball trying to fuck around with me for? The fat ball? I was reading chat. Come here, bitch.

Come here, bitch. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. I'm gonna beat his fucking ass. Oh! A spear from his hat. Wait, what? What?

A spear from his hat. What's that? Spear from these nuts. Apply powerful upon a plying shell. Oh, that's really good. That's big good. Auto region. Apply region for three turns on battle start.

Okay. That's also, I think, good. Done anyway? But it was too slow. I know. Okay. I didn't know. I didn't understand we're doing platforming here.

I had no idea. So watch this. Watch me, handle him. Watch this. Watch me. Watch me. Walk, walk, watch. We got one more.

Wipe them out. That's easy. Game of the year? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yep. It's just that easy. Let me go loot this too.

Uh, if I stand on this, does anything happen? No. All right, I'm looking around making sure I don't miss anything else. Is that a thing? That's not a thing, is it? No, there's no way that's a thing. Okay, let's go up this way. Can I go up?

How far up can I go? Pretty up. I can go pretty up. Let's go up. Because I didn't do this. That's a perp. You guys see that? I wonder what happens if it touches me. Oh, nothing. Okay. Yep, nothing. Makes sense. Ooh, that's good. We want that. Let's see. How can I jump? Can I jump all the way down to there?

Yeah, I can. Platforming God, by the way. Just the way I play the game. I already did the bottom area. About over here. Well, that will help. We smart. Let's go up here. Too easy, yeah.

I had a boss stumbles, ma'am. I mean, I died to the axon like three times. That's a pretty good amount of times to die, right? Thank Expedition 67 for destroying a lot of the walls to get further. Uh-oh. Couldn't progress without that. Feels like home. Was it five?

Yeah, it might have been, honestly. And to be fair, like, I almost got dick. at the end there. Like if he had done that other attack instead of the attack I needed him to do, I would have been dicked. I didn't want to be dicked, but it would have happened. Let's go inside this door. A bathtub. This is a nice place. See, after that first one, bro, like, I'm always popping shit off. What's in here? You can do that? You can do that? Yes. It's a perp. Shape of health. the way it is boys just the way it is the flask upgrade yep that's right no healing needed yeah i

all my all the abilities i have like they don't even let me heal hello as i get older i wonder can you ever truly know someone else then again how many truly know themselves lucky few perhaps it's a blessing to understand your darkest nature or a curse to which we turn a blind eye we lie to ourselves in time don't we, about the things we'd rather not admit or confront about ourselves, about each other, and then there are the things that we genuinely do not see. Isn't that human nature? I wonder. I have nothing but time these days to wonder.

What I missed? What might have changed things? What is it that I didn't see? That I couldn't make myself see. Sounds like you have many regrets. When did she start pulling away? Oh, bro. Bro, it's a simp that went hollow.

Oh, damn. Look at them. Wow. A couple expeditioners got fucked up, huh? What's this ugly fucking bitch? What do you want? You're done you stupid ass bitch. You try and doing my game.

You're trying to do this shit in my motherfucking game. Get out of here, bitch. It's just the way it goes. I always have the maximum strategy planning for everything never losing always winning can I jump over this I think I can because I can see a thing yeah I can what's this on death allies gain should nobody cares about that I probably should actually use that okay let's go this one starting to fight with virtue of so stance is just two opi um I would still be able to do this if I had used other tools as well but this

just makes it a lot easier. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it definitely makes it easier. Like, don't get me wrong. There's two cock suckers over there. Let's go over here first. Which way do we go? Left first.

Okay, let's go left. Yeah, no, we got it. We got it. I wonder if the fight, I have to fight two of the, the cup heads. Let's see. Double cuphead? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Pretty bad damage there. And now I have nine. Time to end this. Oh, I didn't use Elemental Genesis? Fuck! I didn't even realize that.

Shee. Sheet. Give me a minute. Let me do that. Let me make sure she has the talent for it. Okay, we use wildfire sometimes. Oh, we actually... Oh, I have it.

Oh, I didn't even know I had it. Okay, because I haven't even had to use it. Okay, let's go. Nice. Oh, and that's the thing. Oh, okay. Well, now things make a lot more sense. What do you want, bitch?

What do you want, bitch? Oh, you want to do one of them, huh? Gotcha, bitch. We just break it. We just break the shell. It doesn't matter. That's right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay. It's still at eight. Actually, let me see. What am I going to do with eight? Do a little bit of that. Let's see. We do one more of these. And then we're going to go over to here.

Are we gonna do one of these? Uh, yeah. Let the ink flow. Oh, she's out of points. Fuck, I didn't realize that. Normal transfer? Oh, great idea. Great idea.

Watch this. Watch this. I'm gonna put them in the dirt. Ready? Watch. You're ready. Let's have some fun. Big dick.

Big dick time. Nice. Jesus. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh. Oh, oh, what are you doing? Get out of my life!

Dude got absolutely clapped. He got destroyed. I'm not, bro, they don't even play the game. They don't even have a time. They don't have time to play the game. I just kill them. They try and play the game, they're dead. Let me go ahead and upgrade my shit.

We're going to give some points to her. Why don't we give her a little bit of health? Because she got B on that anyway, so like we might as well, right? And then we're going to give him, let's give him a little bit of defense as well. Why don't we just give him actually, yeah, let's give him a little bit more defense. It's like the way this game probably scales is that, like, there's going to be like high scaling at the beginning of these low-level stats, and then they trail off. And so like that's why I'm thinking that we put points into these lower level stats. That way we can increase our damage as well and maintain the character's well-rounded function.

You got plenty of recodes I don't use them recodes bro Like I'm locked in This is massive This is insane I don't know really when I'm going to use that Because like right now I don't really think it has like a very high value for me

But I'm probably going to replace it with I probably berserk slash I feel like I don't really need berserk slash And so I'm going to put that On the Steeled Strike Yeah, a lot actually need cheater pickto Yeah, I don't know It has a one turn charge

Yeah, I know Okay Is a bitch Is he gonna get his ass beat? It works for surrender So he creates all of that for her He could about to get his dick hole smash It would definitely be an advantage

Against the end He's gonna get wrecked Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, what's this, what's this? I probably should Good stuff Oh, I thought I could go up there I probably should upgrade my weapons but let's just kill the boss try it okay let's see never on does not seem to be hostile

attack anyone do i attack it or not yes okay all right let's do it curse what do you mean curse what okay let me think okay um two of those there's no way I can get two of those in two turns this is not looking good guys eight turns are a lot okay okay mayhem as well big dick yes first old die oh who cares eight turns bro like he's gonna be dead in three okay uh let me actually do this watch this watch this watch this oh there it is another one let me do another one okay Let's do it.

It doesn't matter. I'm ready. Doesn't matter. I don't care. Yep, I don't give a shit. Okay? Let's push forward. I will probably need to heal at least one of them, though, which is the problem.

Um, hmm. Are they all inverted? Okay, they're all inverted. Yeah. Okay. Alright, so I'm basically fucked. Got it.

All right. So, okay. Just the way it is. Just the way it is, boys. I'm thinking about how to handle this. Yep. You should just fucking dodge, bro. Like, you could have just fucking dodge, bro.

Like, that's all it is. I could have just fucking dodge. Like, I could have just fucking dodge. I did not need to do this, bro. Like, all right, I'm my killing. Yeah, I thought this was gonna happen in two turns. No, I'm okay though. Okay.

Um, let's do it again. Come on. There it is. Nice. Almost, right? Okay. Nice. Good damage.

You could probably parry the curse. I don't know if I can or not. Okay. Still doing some pretty good damage, though. We've some. Gassando's. What the fuck is it Gassando? What the fuck is a Gassando? What the fuck is this? Who gives a fuck what a Gassando is? Who cares? All right, um, I get swift stride. I think I have swift stride. You get two turns then? No, he's not defenseless. Yeah, I think I do this.

Because it already did a lot of damage and it keeps her in that stance while it maintains. her her points I think it was the obvious decision yeah obvious decision wow wow okay I actually do one more of these guy it's a lot of damage it's an assload of damage okay okay he done he's done oh all right now we beat his ass Jesus, bro. Wow. Wow. Easiest game of my life.

No charm. I bet I need that. Good job. No other expedition manage that. No other expedition. Oh. Yet this victory feels hollow. I wonder if I can, can I,

I think I'm able to go up here, right? I'm pretty sure I am. Yeah, I am. equipped anti-charm? Yeah, I will. I will. Let me do it right now. What do I want to get rid of? How do I know which one is leveled up and which one isn't?

Is there a way that I can know that? They're gray? Yellow borders. So are the yellow borders leveled up or not? Okay, well, I'm just going to get rid of Immaculate, and I'm going to use Anticharm instead. Okay, so then I could have used immac-I can. Yeah, yeah, I can.

Okay. Let's see, is there any of them that I want to get rid of base attack? No, I do too many base attacks right now. Burning damage is too good. Yeah, I feel like right now I'm probably just going to stick with this. Yeah, I do. I feel like this is really just the play. I guess we pick up augmented aim, right?

I mean, like, I might as well. And then with her, like, versatile, I don't really care about this at all. Like, I guess that's probably good. so like she has this double burn like do I even give a fuck about double burn like I feel like I don't give a fuck about double burn man like no not hurt yeah exactly like it's just

it's not important right now and I'm not really stacking it so who cares let me see if there's another thing that I can get instead it's gigabroken if you stack it though no no I know it is it's really good it's just that right now I can't fully utilize it that's all I don't see a single one of

that are good. I'm not seeing a big none of these are big dick maybe I should just hold on to it for now AP on Perry no I don't care about this I'm just not like I mean maybe I do breaking shots because she always does four shots like I feel like that's the best thing to do

I'm just not seeing anything else it's big dick I mean maybe I do energizing start one but like let me actually do breaking shots and then I can do energizing start start one like in this, right? Oh, I already have it. So I'd be doubling up on it. It wouldn't even matter. Okay. And so free aim, powerful. I mean, I guess I just get SOS, right? I mean, like, there's nothing else I can really go with this. I probably should, honestly, I probably should like re-redu these,

but I'm not going to worry about it right now. Oh, wait. I forgot to even go up there. Raised Lunace's crit. Yeah, I know I probably should do that. Let me go up here. Ooh, it's one of these There it is Give me the item This better be good Ooh, a revive I need that

Because y'all know Like my shit Like I lose these guys all the time Like I don't even let them heal They're not even allowed to heal All I do is I just Like I take damage, I just heal Or I res them

Is one of this Okay so do I go up Oh right right right right Okay I go this way I forgot why I was going I'm an idiot I beat the dancer you mean like that one thing yeah yeah I beat it is easy like actually I wouldn't say it was easy I just I fucked it up a couple of times Don't need to heal if they're dead. Yeah, what the hell is that?

Watch this watch me handle this What watch you know what? Fuck fuck him fuck him. I don't want to look at him anymore There's no reason to it's a nice place Oh, this ugly fat bitch fat fucking bitch. What the fuck is this shit? Let me rest real quick. I probably need I should go upgrade my shit honestly like I really need to. I'm gonna give her two points into defense one in the luck. She got more points we don't give her more damage. Actually

we're gonna give her more gildy. You don't need that? I need whatever I say I need. Hello? Can I talk to this guy or? Shit! Yeah! Damn that was fast. All right well This is not off to a good start. That's okay. That's fine. It's fine. We just, we take care of it.

It's okay. Yep, it's not a big deal. I'm not, no, I'm not even worried. Like, this is fine. I wanted this to happen. Yeah, I actually, I wanted, I wanted to, uh, I wanted to take damage. Watch. I'm not going to get God, bro.

He's not going to get me. He think he's going to get me. He's not going to get me. Okay. You thought he's going to get me. He's not going to get me. Alright, yeah, we do this again. Yes!

And chance it's target. What? Not looking good. Can you parry the charm? Yes, okay. I'm gonna put him in the dirt, but we're not gonna have that happen again. Nah, it's over, it's over. He's done.

He's done. I've had enough of his shit. Yep, we're putting him in the dirt. That's right. That's right. Oh, he didn't like that at all. Look at that. He's getting dicked.

I can do one more. That's right. That's right. Stupid ass, bitch. Stupid as bitch. Thought he gonna do that shit to me, bro. He thought he gonna do that. Uh-uh, bra.

Uh-uh, bro. What are you thinking about? Okay. Uh, when we think right now, I'm thinking about we do a thermal transfer. Let's do a thermal transfer Yeah Watch this

Watch this bro I'm about to become a war award You guys ready Watch this Watch this Oh Oh oh oh oh oh There it is

What's wrong What's wrong Oh oh oh we're not about to do this Are we Uh oh Oh I'm going we do this again and then we have another one at oh wait wait hold up hope we get now we got one of these oh no oh no he's

having a bad time now I forgot to use it ready to strike what what I have to I have to this is the future oh what's wrong what's wrong hey well we got we got him we got him Buh, wait, bha- Good fight, huh? Wait, wait, wait. Ha ha, bitch. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.

Oh! Can't wait for him to unlock steel strikes? I didn't need to do that. That wasn't a useful use of my using. Like, if I had to do that, I would have used it, but I didn't want to use it because there was no reason to use it. Like, every time I use an ability and I do something, like, I have, have a I have like a four-dimensional attack plan and people might not understand that but it exists. I see we got to go this one. Like by the way everybody laughs. This is always dumb.

Bro, it's worked great. It's been working great for me. Every situation has gone well. So just keep that in mind before we get all the shit talkers and the complaining. Is that why you don't do Genesis? No, I wasn't paying attention. That's why. Can I... I don't know if I can go over there yet. Okay. Um, I guess we use this. That's a per... Is that a perpy boy? I think that's a perpy boy. Where's a stupid bitch? What? Oh, we gonna do... Oh, okay. Maybe two back? Stupid bitch. Thanks I can't finesse that dumbass fucking thing, though, like.

Yeah, you stay there. I'm gonna loot this, so... Whoa, wait. I thought there. was the thing I was supposed to loot there. Yeah, yeah, that's why I thought. That way, uh, it saves, and I don't have to do that again. Let's see what happens. Uh, yeah, let's see this. Decent. Green.

But I, it almost was green. It was almost green. See, I'm trying to pay attention to it now, guys, okay? Be happy. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

You know what? He dead? Yeah, he is dead. He's super dead. He's mega dead. Where you at, bitch? I probably should use Verso, honestly. But we can just use...

Yeah, let's use Verso. I'm gonna use him. Just try hit. Oh, he's taking a lot of damage. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck, bro. I just take the hit. Yep.

I just hit him yep and now we leveled up anti-charm to trade more that's right you better okay chanatonum uh let's see what's this bullshit um on the start if stanceless switch to offense this is stupid nobody cares about that uh let's see what we got here uh resplendent crime i got 256000 right like i mean i got big money bro i got big money we're gonna buy these easiest decision of my life double mark well that's just like one of the best ones in the game oh my god uh double mark let's give her double mark and then for mayel we're gonna give her um probably the greater powerful i think i actually don't need energizing start on her as much as i want to use it i i don't really need it like so so like yeah you see i'm saying

saying like i mean it would be nice to have but like it's really not useful augment and counter that'd be pretty good too um can i do an energizing start with her though yeah no she already has two of them so i would have to drop a pretty big one uh crit burn i think i want to hold on to that confident fighter 30% more damage can't be healed she she just dies like who gives a fuck augment encounter is very good you think this one's good i mean i i think it's good too but she already damage caps on that anyway so like who cares um i'm just trying to look at if like there's anything that's like really good to use because she already has this like so if i if i drop this like theoretically right then i have 11 points because like she's already damage capping on counters to

begin with and so like if i do that i could give her immaculate or glass cannon or breaker so no I know I'm probably going to need anti-charm for the boss right that's obvious I'm going to need that immaculate yeah we're going to go with immaculate we're going to do that so I have a question if I if I get revived is immaculate reset no okay because you know why I would ask that right it's kind of per first hit of the battle okay Not of the character's lifespan. Okay, because if that was the case, that would be fucking insane, right?

Okay, let's go over here. We probably should upgrade the weapons. Whenever we get up to the bitch, we're going to upgrade the weapons. And I honestly, I feel like whenever we're thinking about upgrading, right? Like, we just do it. Like, we don't think about not upgrading. We only think about upgrading. You see what I'm saying?

Can I get over there? I feel like I just can't. Like, there's no way I can get over there. there's obviously a way for me to get over to the here but I don't know what it is yet I think there's a pathway from I mean it's obviously not here right I can't no it's the other side yeah yeah it's gotta be right okay does this mean wait does that I fuck something up did I walk past the fly oh this is okay okay damn bro we getting big money now okay I see it now I just don't want to miss any areas

you know that's right That's probably about to be a huge upgrade to. I didn't even think to look over there, honestly, like, thank you. Yeah, I would have messed this up. There's 139-93 pictos, that's a lot. Perfect. Personal attacking a burn target. Once per turn, that's crazy. What the fuck?

That's insane. Jesus. We've no loot behind, I know. Except with the inverted and confident? No, no, I don't, um... I don't even need to worry about that, honestly. Like, I think that right now, like, we're in a very good situation. Like, I actually, I do.

I feel like we're in a very, very good situation. Inverted's gone after you revive them. Oh, really? Well, that's good. Because that might usually, I need to do a lot of revives. Oh, whoa, whoa. This is a big-ass area. Oh, wow.

What the fuck? What the... Oh, shit. Probably know where the fuck we went. Damn, okay. All right. I got lost for a second there. Hello?

Luke, Expedition 67. We're out of explosives. But we've made enough holes in this place to reach that giant woman in the center. But something weird's going on. Uh-oh. Everyone's been swept up in strange emotions. It both feels like us, but also not like us. Marguerite's reckon we're feeling the overflow from that giant woman's

Feelings, empathic distress, I think she called it. Uh-oh. Like her mind is flooding the area with her thoughts and feelings. Maybe, maybe we'll just stay here and enjoy the melody. Ooh, I wonder if we're gonna have to fight against old expeditioners. That'd be cool. There's like no way that doesn't happen, right? Like that 100% has to happen.

She's waiting at the end of this tunnel. Then we should prepare before we head there. Let's do those upgrades. Let's do those upgrades right now Okay Let's see what we got We're gonna give him more stamina Learning skills

I feel like I don't really have a plan Right now for the skills So I'm just holding on to it Same with her Like I don't really have a plan Like I'm thinking about going with like this last chance Yeah we're gonna do this I just decided

And then we're gonna tell by a dancing arena Okay that's where I need to go Last Chance is one of the best skills Yeah, exactly. You can always recote. I'm not going to recote. I'm not going to need to recode. Okay.

Upgrade expedition resources. Okay. So we have one more shape of health. And so we don't even use that, but we're going to have it. For this, we're going to do... I feel like my main guy is Verso. Like, that's my main guy. And then, Mayo, we're going to give her five.

That's it, right? Maybe I'll give each one one more Yeah, yeah, that's good That's good So, okay, that, all that's good Oh, oh, upgrading weapons, right, right, right Okay, upgrade weapons How many do I have?

Bro, oh, we're going all the way, we're going all the way Okay, um Let's see I guess we're going to do Three We're going to get all of them to 17 at least And then we're going to do Duleiso

17 and then we do meld them and i think that if we're going to do any of them all the way up we do deliso like that's a smart thing to do in my opinion i need one grandiose bro and if i get that grandiose that's the four protection that's going to be insane that's about to change my life you're not getting that for a while five base attacks op well i'm i'm going to get it i'm going to get it real soon don't worry about it. The parkour curse is gonna be lit. We're about to cook the fuck out of this bitch. Now, I'm worried that I might have to, um, I might do a couple of like small attack fights just so I can get my picdos leveled and learned. Uh, like I, I actually, I think maybe I should do that. Like, what do you guys think? Smart? Go do that? Yeah. Is there a way I can just

teleport down there? There's not, right? You gotta go down here? You're gonna one shot the boss anyway. Get to a flag. Yeah, it's okay. This one is like, I feel like this is the one where like it's got, because I think it's four, right? So I just have to do four fights.

And then after I do four fights, then I have them locked in. Now, I'm not going to use the anti-charm thing at the beginning because like of my honestly, just like completely self-destructive ego. And then

after I probably die because I don't have it, then I'll put it on. That's the plan. Flag? I don't need the flag. I already have this. All I need to do is kill four of these. That's all I need to do.

Yeah, like, I'm not trying to like over level. I just need to level these pictos. So like if I want to swap them around during this fight, I can do that. You don't need anti-charm? Yeah, I don't think I do either. As I know about the flag? No, I know. I just don't think I'll need it.

Because like, I mean, if I lose one of these fights, I should probably quit the game, right? Did you put on a new skill? Yeah, I have all. three of them equipped. How you one-shotting him? What do you mean? It's a doll, bro. I have a gun. What do you expect? Yeah. And so now see that? Big dick. Everything is going according to plan. Are you power farming? No. I'm just power playing. Actually, let me do it right now. Okay. So I got seven points. Damn, I can't do shit with seven points.

I guess I'm just going to do augmented attack. Like, I mean, that's basically about it. Like, break damage would be really good. And I feel like there's something I can drop, right? Like, there's got to be something I can drop that I don't really give a fuck about. Let's get rid of SOS power. And we're going to do breaker instead. Yeah, I think that's the smart thing to do.

Because, like, she already does a lot of break damage because she's using mayhem at level four. So, like, this is going to increase the amount of break damage so I can keep perma-stunning the boss. do greater powerful I don't think I need that right now and then for Verso and what are the ones that I have? I could get Glass Cannon I feel like double mark would be really good

like I could take double well actually no no no because then she's using it let's see so I have 12 right I think we also do breaker yeah let's do that no I know that the counter is really good Actually, I could literally just do that and do more damage. Okay, that's fucking, that's the easiest decision I've ever made in my life.

What about this? I'm probably going to give her that, but I don't know. None of these are really good. Like, I feel like she doesn't need powerful. I'm going to give her a breaker instead of powerful. Because, like, she's not really going to be under that that much. And so, like, I think that's the better play. Augman encounters the best

No, no, it is really good, but I'm already doing so much damage It doesn't matter Like, that's the thing Is it like, I think it's important It definitely is important, but like it's just, it's not mattering right now Okay, and learn skills I think we already did all this Upgrade attributes

We already did all that Mass travel dancing arena Oh, I have to actually make sure that she has Uh, fucking Mayo has that that flash chance thing. So I use this, I use that. Damn, I actually kind of use every single one of these. Honestly, like, maybe I get rid of Spark, drop Pierce.

No, because it's cheap. It's cheap and it's a guaranteed damage cap attack. Like, it's only one hit. So, like, I don't know what I'm doing. Let's do it. I'm about to kill this bitch. I'm fin to kill this bitch. It'd be easy. Damn.

You're okay, right? Uh-oh. She about to simp out. Uh-oh. Oh, wow. She about to simp out, 100%. Oh, bro. These are parents.

She got that mind control shit going on. Uh-oh. Verso's not a simp. Uh-oh. Yeah, bro, he locked in. Nice. What? Okay. All right. Uh, okay. Uh, okay, uh, nice. Okay, uh, let's just do one of these. Yep, easy. I should have done an extra attack. Wait, I thought I had a bonus attack. I don't know what, what?

Let's have some... I'm about to say, I'm about to say. Okay, um, let's see, do I use it right now or not? Yeah, I'm gonna use it right now. Might as well. Let's get it. Let's get it. That's another one. That's another one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The grand ballot begins.

I might have to jump this bitch. CL Charmed the whole expedition. It's over. Oh. Well, that's pretty bad. Damn. Bro, I didn't know what the fuck that was going to be. Okay, let's do it.

again. Face tank build. I didn't know what the fuck was gonna happen. You need anti-charm? Let me, let me, let me just do it the way I'm gonna do it. How about that? How about I do it the way I want to do it? You guys like that idea? I do. I do. Okay. Nice. I don't know if this is really the best option or not. I'm not doing. Yeah, I think that was the best option. Yep. See that? And then we do a little bit of this. Easiest game of my life! Show what he happened.

All right. I don't know how the fuck this works. We're going to figure it out. We're going to get better at it. We're going to beat it. Not this time, but next time. It's a weird parry timing because they go to the left and then they go to the right. It's complicated.

Okay. You got to do a few parries in a row. Honestly, I probably... I probably should just die. I got probably should just dodge but you know how it is dodging is a DPS loss it is I've heard about that nice dying is also a DPS loss I've noticed that too actually funny thing you should bring that up okay all right it's time to do it right let's do it right we're still in the game we're still in the game boys let's go We're still in the game. We're not in the game. We're out of the game.

We're out of the game. We're out of the game. Yep. Perry the charm? Yes, I didn't know I could do that. And honestly, I'd have been dead anyway, right? Like, that's just the way it goes. Sure brought the anti-charm?

It doesn't matter. Like, like, literally does not matter. Like I guarantee you that does not matter Like what matters is the fact that I keep fucking getting hit by that attack Like if you get charmed you'll wipe no not I won't That's not gonna happen to me that might happen to other people won't happen to me Yep We gotta think of another strategy though honestly like we got we got we got a thing of something else

To where I don't have to dodge that's the problem Because I have I feel like the my problems happen when I have to dodge. Like, if I never had to dodge, I would never have any problems. Let's do it. Jesus, bro, I couldn't even dodge that. Yeah. That's bad, bro.

Is this timing is hard. You dodge the first one? Did I? Yeah, I did. It's just each timing is different. And so I have to do it perfectly. It's a staggered timing? Yeah.

Like, anything that has staggered timing is really hard for me. Like for me, like, I'm very much a predictive person. So like, uh, like, if I'm able to like know what's going to happen and like watch it and predict it, then I'll be fine. But like I have a lot of a weakness. Like, uh, like I usually, I don't really how I can say this, but like I usually don't like really watch what's happening. I kind of just predict it's going to happen. If that makes sense. The delay? Yeah.

Streaming effects timing? No, no, I'm just garbage. It's a big weakness for me as a player, right? Like that's it. Like, I mean, it's really just that. It's nothing else really more complicated than that. That's like zero damage. Okay, let's get it right. I think I have to watch their weapon.

Yeah, I have to watch the weapon. That's the, that's the tell. The sound cue? Maybe. I'm just gonna do this, bro. fuck this i'm just gonna like automatic i'm just gonna like force that attack because i like i can do this this is fine right like i'm just gonna attack everything yeah like because i just seem to practice this honestly

attacks with a dress jesus christ okay okay all right so all right so That worked. Okay. I'm just going to try. I'm just going to keep trying. I want that. I want that attack again. Because that's all I want to practice right now is do that attack.

Like the other one, I get that. Like, that makes sense. That's no problem. Let's have some. I think it's also the health. Okay, here we go. Jesus Christ, man. Oh.

The timing is fast to slow. Yeah, I know. Did you not see the lead up? Yeah, I probably shouldn't. send in the reserve for practice. That was a bad decision not to do that. Yeah, any sort of delay attack will, is like that, that is the bane of my existence. I'll tell you that right now. Like, that's the one thing I'm like really bad at. Like anything else besides that? Wait a minute. Bro, this is it. Oh my God.

Okay, now we, now we have to, all right, all right, we, all right, all right. No more mistakes, boys. Let's go. That's the first time I've ever had that happen. She already under half. Okay? We are dodging this, bro. We're dodging this 100%. Okay. Let's do it.

Wait, what? Fuck, I can't replicate this. This is going to cause problems. We're not dead. We're not dead. Mayo will die in three turns. Okay, we're going to be dead really soon. Give me a minute.

Let me think about this. I'm thinking about if I gradient attack, and then that's going to get me to nine points, and then I can use the thing to stagger that would allow me to do another attack, but I don't think it'll be a total amount of damage. I don't think I can do it. I'm going to try it, but I'm going to do it. Let's see what happens, right? Let's see what happens.

It's all come down to this. All right. How about that? Fucking got his ass. Bro, we got lucky, bro, we got lucky like three times. Damn. That was insane. Bro, we skipped the whole game.

Wait. The full, yeah, bro, the only problem that we had is see, we didn't, we didn't have the plan for like, yeah, elemental Genesis cheese. I didn't think that shit was going to happen. Lunay carried that shit. She did. Oh my God. Man, that's crazy That's nuts

Wow Wow, bro, like that dodge? Yeah, because like honestly I almost got hit by that second one Holy shit, man Let's see Usually it doesn't say phase two If I get a windscreen now

What the fuck? Oh no No bitch No It's right evaporate bitch That shit was about to stress me out man, I thought about that to fucking do that shit again. I was like, oh no.

Oh, no. Carrying in the gameplay and the cinematic? Yeah, true. Bro, that clutch elemental genesis. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy.

Got lucky? Dude, I got lucky like three different ways. I should still be on that fight right now. But I'm not. The win's a win? That's right. Now he's got both the axon. Now what?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You again? This the girl? He's got to be the girl. Yeah. No? Damn, what the fuck?

What did you see this on? I don't know. Oh, a woman. It was the same thing. She's schizo. Oh. shit. So is that like a new weapon or something? Barrier breaker acquired. You can now faint the... Oh shit. Barrier breaker. What is this weapon?

Steel shields by hitting enemies. Switch to virtuosis stands on breaking any shield. Okay. Um, are shields a damage block? Like, is that the thing where it's like, if it hits you, it doesn't do any, it doesn't take any damage? Yes. Okay. So like it's super situational. And there are instances by... But what if it says by hitting... So it says steel shields. Hitting can be a singular.

Shields is plural. Is one hit multiple shields or is one hit one shield? One to one. Okay, got it. So also, most importantly, I'm assuming since CL has... had her this it's got to be this one right i can't believe with this close yeah thank you see i was right about you actually i should tomorrow comes all right boys finally

fucking finally working on the 33's journal you're planning to die anytime soon oh you never know what tomorrow brings not you always take such copious notes since I was four damn

really that's what happens when you have obsessive researchers for parents oh still four is young not anymore not when you only live to 32 I thought it was 33.

Everyone in Lumia starts their apprenticeship at 6. And I was apprenticed to my parents. So they started me early. Uh-oh. I guess that's nice. Working with your parents sounds fun. Working with your parents sounds fun. They needed a research assistant who never went home.

The obvious solution, birth your own. That's a good idea. Hmm. Look at you. Getting me to talk about myself. Alright. Doesn't that feel nice? My parents were burnt artists.

Wideness, widely respected, very prominent artists. So, there was a great deal of pressure to follow in their path. Mm-hmm. You're an artist then. Uh-oh. Not the kind they want to be to be. Damn. Meaning.

Music is my passion. Oh shit. Huh, fine too. Okay, all right. What do you play? All right, all right, we're still in... Guitar? Piano, mostly.

But a little guitar as well. You know how to summon an instrument from Pictos, right? Uh-oh. Okay. Maybe we could play together. Yes, yes, yes. Maybe we could play together something. All right, all right, here we go.

Maybe we can. Pasships throw out. No, it's... Okay, okay, okay. All right, here we go. It's gonna happen now, right? I can't believe with it. Yeah. Thank you. Oh.

Okay. All right, all right. I got more upgrade tokens at least. So we might as well upgrade this, right guys? There we go. Okay. What a fuck... Bro, bro.

I don't know if this is game of the year anymore. I... yeah, I don't know. Sorry Sorry Uh huh Uh huh Wow Wow

Really Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Francoe has his own set of rocks Why does he keep stealing yours then It's a good question

Falseway is so fun. What? What asshole? Okay. Damn. She spends time writing Gustav Journal with their honors. Writes about how you can enter the monolith, how they finally understand everything. She hopes Gustav's apprentices will read this journal.

Wow. Talk to him again? No, no. I don't think so, right? No, bro. Like, you're lying, bro. Y'all dumb. Still thinking about what you saw. Uh-oh. I wish Gustav was here.

Do you want to spend time with Mayo? Yes. Bro, he is dirty as fuck, man. Yeah, I guess. Why? Miel means chief and prince. Oh. I guess princess.

What are you talking about? Uh-oh. The meaning behind your name. Oh. What made you think of that? The fact that it's your name. You said you were an unwelcome surprise. Uh-oh.

But I think even though your birth was unexpected, it was still celebrated. Your name shows how your parents felt about you. Oh, that's nice. What a nice guy. Chief. Guess they had bigger dreams for me than I ever did. I am.

Why? What did you dream of? No. No. You've wanted something for the future. No. All I wanted back then was to leave Lumiere and see some of the world before I gamaged. Mm-hmm.

What do you dream of now? What about you, though? What do you want? What do I want? I guess I'm still figuring that out too. Damn. Well, what did you used to want? Music.

Yeah? Well yeah, didn't they play piano? Oh. Ooh. He's a band nerd. Damn. Damn. And the lights dim and the room is hushed and the first notes echo through the chamber,

I can just lose myself. And feel the music through my fingers. Every time I play. It feels like my heart's about dying. my heart's about to break from the beauty of the notes. That's lovely. Wow. I miss that a lot.

Maybe when this is over, we can fix up the opera house and you can perform for us. For sure. Well, well, wouldn't he die, though? Like, I mean... And don't worry, because... Because... Because... Because if Renoir doesn't want the painters everywhere in town...

Because if Renoir doesn't want the painters to die, because wait but what the fuck oh no pressure huh um i don't know i guess i better start practicing may all makes versa pinky swear yeah no i'm not gonna read chat

i'm not gonna read chat or figure this out like uh we'll learn we'll learn that's okay gradient attack phoenix flame oh shit It's nothing. Just nerves.

Mm-hmm. Hmm. It's been a long road to get here. Mm-hmm. Extra long for you, I imagine. You on your hands seem quite relaxed. Do I? You not nervous?

Of course I am. But... He showers less than you. Shut up. And either it will be enough, or it won't. it won't. Do you want to spend time with her? I mean, not really, but, I mean, because we already decide, bro, we, we already broke up with her. I used to be a father. That's kind of like, that's kind of unfair though, right? That like, you can, like, because if you don't, that's, that's,

that's, that's, that's not fair, because if you don't know that you can only have a relationship with one or the other, and then you can have it happen with her way earlier, that, that's like, yeah, that, that's bullshit, though, right? That's total bullshit. Life is not fair? I guess, yeah. I guess not. You can't be with both?

No, they said you can't do that. People told me that like, because I asked like 50 people. I asked like 50 people. Double the efficiency. You should see how quickly I can harvest crops. I'll bet. They lied? I don't know who's lying. I used to love that.

Someone's lying here. Someone's fucking like- A lot more variety than back then. The Alkdome teams brought back loads of new plants from the surrounding islands. Don't risk it? I'm not. That's actually how I met Pierre. I asked his team for honey pet examples. Mm-hmm.

He brought me a bouquet of them and 15 boxes of plant cuttings. That's a lot of shit. Smart man. If you want to romance a farmer, live plants are probably better than dead flowers. Smart, yeah. It's a good idea. Dead flowers are nice too. You don't talk about your husband much. Uh-oh.

Sorry. It's just... It still hurts that he's gone. Damn. But wasn't she just trying to hook up with him? Neither of us were perfect. Damn, bro, like... But we were perfect for each other.

You don't have to talk about it. He died in an accident on one of the islands near Lumia His body washed away That's kind of an owl bro Like if you die at 33 or whatever And like you managed to get yourself killed Even before them like damn That's like losing on story mode

I was prepared for his gommage Yeah But not for him to die in an accident He trolled, yeah Man It's okay. I've learned to be grateful for the time we did have. Mm-hmm.

Instead of angry at the time we lost. Hmm. That's a good way to look at it. Oh shit, Kirstie Raid. Yo, what up, boys? How ya all doing? Welcome back to Twitch. You were lucky to... Yeah, welcome back.

What everyone has that. That's crazy, right? A one-day suspension over some bullshit. Shit. Yeah, welcome back, Kirshy. I hope you're doing well. I am. Well, I can't compete with that. Uh-oh. You're competing in a different event.

Uh-oh. That's a nice way to say, Fling. Bro. Is there a future where I might, um, compete in the same event? Damn. Let's just focus on today. and by today, I mean tonight. Okay. I can't do it, right?

Make sure you say no. I... guys, I don't know what the mechanics for this game are, and we're not gonna risk it. We already risked it, we already didn't risk it the first time. We're not gonna do it again. Bro, she's a literal astrology girl that's trying to hook up with me

that's still caught. up on her last husband. Like this is... No. No, bro, no. I don't know if I can keep my feelings casual. I understand.

Good night. Damn. She sees a good... Wow. Wow. Fuck man. Yeah. I swear to God. Like, because I haven't looked up anything

at all about the game. because I don't want to like mess it up. But there's a big part of me that like, I kind of want to look this up and make sure. But I don't know. She's not the one? No, no, definitely not. Let me talk to Wukong.

You'll finally here. We are. You ready? Yeah. Do you want to? Yeah. Why not two women? The game says you can't do that.

Let me cut your hair. Uh-oh. Why would I be foolish enough to do that? Damn. Just a trim. You look like an overgrown mob. He does. I beg your pardon.

Have you looked in the mirror lately? Oh shit. My hair is impeccable. Yes. My hair is impeccable. Yes. Uh-oh. Stop being grumpy.

Come on. Let's give you some style. You first, then. No. Don't be silly. We'd look ridiculous with matching haircuts. No. Oh, we would look fantastic.

Fine. What? Wait, so it doesn't matter. Oh shit. Wait. Okay, I'm in. Style away. Wait.

Oh, wow. Great. We're twins. Nice. Great. Okay. The Witcher? Yeah, exactly.

Well, that went pretty well. I didn't think. that's what was gonna happen. What the fuck is that long? Tradition has been, as of tradition, they now spent too much time arguing over who looks better before going back to the others. Nice.

All right. Okay. Talk to him again. Okay. You're finally here. We are. You ready. Yeah. Oh, I got another one.

Let's play cards or throw some dice. Damn, bro. He trying to get it twisted. Nuh. You always cheat. Oh shit. No, I always win. Only the weak cry foul when their skills fail them.

Beast! The other gesturals never want to play with you either. A veil week? Yeah, he's gonna say... Poor losers. Yeah. Fine. How about a jewel? We haven't had a proper jewel in ages.

Uh-huh. Yes, a jewel will be even more fun. Get our blood flowing. Alright Get ready to lose Oh fuck, I actually have to do this Oh shit Wait

Uh Okay cool, all right So I do have all right, all right He's dead, he's dead, we're gonna one turn Bro what Once again, I am victorious Yeah, yeah, you walking Habel Verso

Evergrecious in defeat Rematch Alright Get ready to lose I'm so fuck I'm so fuck bro Because I can't heal I'm inverted

So I actually I literally can't do anything Oh manage This is so dumb bro Nice Just parry it No no I'm gonna get it guys I'm gonna get it

I'm gonna get it Once again I yeah No I'm gonna beat his fucking ass Get ready to lose Let's carve a path No it's not gonna happen It's not gonna happen to me

I'll tell you that Like they got me on one HP They're trying to set me up to lose Oh well Maybe I should just Maybe I should just dodge bro Honestly I think I should just dodge I should probably just

This is a joke bro Like this is ridiculous This is bullshit man I don't even know how much damage it does Okay combo all right all right all right all right all right we got it we got him this time we got we go we go once again nah no no shit spoil sport my beauty requires no just a minute you'll find out we are you're fine we are you ready yeah we're gonna beat his fucking ass right now bro

come on all right no we're gonna we're gonna beat the fuck out of them now now We're full health We're full help, bro. I'm gonna put him in the dirt down. We're putting him in the dirt. That's right, see? I didn't think he was gonna do that. I didn't think he could do that. I didn't think that was possible, man.

It's so fucking over. It's so fucking over, guys. We're gonna dodge this. We're gonna dodge the next one for sure. We're gonna dodge the next one for sure. We're gonna dodge the next. I mean, he does so much fucking damage. Like, he just hits, he kills me in one fucking hit.

It's not even fair. There's not even a game. See, I told you I could do it. See that? I'm a winner. Did I just miss my... I did. Fuck you, Manoko.

Fuck you, Monaco. That's right. All right? Hopefully we staggered. Come on. That's such bullshit, man. Are you kidding me? He had to pull that one out on me?

Huh. Once again, I am victorious. Yeah? Versa. All right? I'm pretty sure if I lose one or two more times. I've lost to Monoco more than anything else in the entire game. Just see you guys know this.

Like, bro, these delays, the delays. Once-all I need to do All I need to do is he not gonna do that attack. He's not gonna do it We just we just keep rolling the dice. It's not a big deal That's it. That's it. That's all it's gonna take This is it. He's done. Monaco's done. Let's carve a path. Just try it Not today. You're outmatched. We stagger him right here You stagger him right here. It's over. It's over. It's over.

It's over, it's over, it's over, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, fucking bitch, wow, that was me boys, that was all me, beat his fucking ass. One in eight, yeah, call me Brazil. That's right, that's right. You got lucky. Ah, what was it you said? It's kind of true, actually.

Only the weak cry foul when their skills fail them. Hmm, you're right. Or I guess I'm right since I said that. You have grown more formidable than I remembered. Your skills are strong. I respect your win. And I respect your loss. Man.

That was fun. Come on. Let's go get a drink. I'm parched. Wow. It's a special kind of way of displaying affection for each other. Wow. Wow.

He respects the win, he does. Monaco's sanctuary. Oh, that's actually really good. That seems like a good shield attack. That's really good. Just talking shit, yeah. Yeah, just a little bit, right? Check this skill?

I don't think we're eyes. Whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa. Interface paint and finally break this cycle. That being said, someone here has been hiding a terrible secret from a hide. What are you talking about?

You thought we'd never find out, didn't you? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Nobody ever wondered what Eskye was made of, did they? Rocks? I thought he was made of rocks. Well. Esk. and I had a chat. I'm sorry for us...

... Promise me, sweet rocks. What? What? I, uh, stored my personal stash in time. Oh, that's in the vintages. What? I don't normally share, but I suppose tonight deserves an exception.

Man. Stop drinking alone. To your great generosity. I don't know how you can like this. Man. It comes with age. Man. Do you have apple juice?

Yeah. I'll leave you to it. Mm-hmm. Man. Call her a D-Gen, basically? Yeah? Oh, shit. Uh-oh.

It's a sister. What does that mean? A life's a dream? To disappear into nothingness. Have you thought through the consequences? Not just for you or even me, but for them. Their memories. Their dreams.

Their love for each other. Who really is the one painting death? And who paints life instead? We exist and we will exist. For as long as she wants. You want to spoil what we've been given. Sometimes we paint the bars of our own prison. Your despair blinds you.

You think you're ready to pay the price. between the bars of their prison down in the shadow of the monolith in the shadow wow what I drank too much last night oh shit remember a thing Oh shit. You clean me out, miss amoe. Oh shit. You bunch of drunks.

Oh shit. We can finally reach the painter's. Let's make sure we're well prepared beforehand. We still have a little bit of time. Oh, I'm fucking ready. I'm fucking ready now. Do the thing. I thought I was Mayo's weapon. Oh, I bet she's gonna have to use her.

Yeah. You should do the honors. Do it. Oh shit. So like we can just go in there now. Magic drops of 32? Yeah. What the fuck? The monolith. Oh fuck. We can do this.

For all of them. Oh, the expedition zero. This is where he was at. So I guess he must have put the flag down. Yeah. Okay, we got everything else pretty much that we need. I don't know really which one of these I want to use yet, so I'm just kind of holding on to it. Same with this. With this is the same thing. Payback. I don't know if I'm gonna use this or not. Uh, we're gonna figure it out. Oh fuck. Look this area. Oh damn. It's impressive. Yeah. What the fuck? This area is fucking insane. Don't look at chat.

Okay. What's doing? Oh shit. It's time. Oh fuck. Okay, um, wait, what do I even attack? Up there? What? Uh, I see. Ready to strike. What fuck? We're at a bit of an impasse here.

Um, I can't end the fight. I mean, so every single one is different. Some. Our attacks do nothing. I don't understand. The gradient attacks should work. Wait, my L. I don't think this is...

Oh shit. What the fuck? Everybody okay? This might be our only chance. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Great idea.

So like, inside... Oh, inside the monolith. Oh fuck, it's like the end of Eldon Ring. We are... Inside the Monolith? What the fuck? What was that thing? Why did it help us inside?

Are you all right, Mayo? Up there. She's... The painter's... She's up there. What do you mean? I don't know, but I can sense... The real painter's.

Her heart is above us somewhere. I guess we head up then. Well, how the fuck does somebody from, uh... This says 70. I thought that was the first one that made the hacked with her. That's what I thought it was gonna be, honestly. Damn, what the fuck? Gix Chad 70? Yeah, apparently, bro. These assholes. We gotta deal with them again. We gotta deal with these assholes all over again. We gotta deal with them. We kill them. We kill them. It's easy.

That's easy. It's no problem. Okay. Um, wait, can she? Of course she can. Of course she can. Why wouldn't she be able to? Duh. What the fuck? What the fuck is this? Damn. Verso, what was there? I don't know. Yeah.

Give me a minute. We're gonna go get that flag, bro. We're gonna go hit that flag. Okay. Now be about to beat his ass. It's gonna be easy. I don't know how this is gonna go, man. I really don't.

Like, this is a whole different set of situations, you know? This is a big boy right here. Let's get it. Let's get it right now. I wonder what I should do here. Like, um, Q? Yeah, I feel like probably, right? Yeah, that was a good idea.

Actually, I guess it doesn't matter. Like, he dead real quick. He's super dead. He's mega dead. Ooh, that's 71,000 experience off of that one guy. That was nothing. What do you want to do? we want bitch we want bitch watch this watch me watch me take care of them yep yeah it's just the way it is yep it's just the way it is where's the other one i thought there was a guy over here maybe maybe it

counted him too um logically it's probably up on top of this right no you missed it no Yeah, obviously, like I thought maybe it was up there. Yeah, I see him. Ooh, you guys know I need those. We need a lot of those. Is this where I think it is? Yeah, it is. Nice.

Is that a big dick sucker? Oh, my God! I'll pop this one off right now. I miss my shot. Yep. Yep. That's right. That's just the way it is.

Easiest game of my life. What about up over here? This seems like a pretty nice place. That's nice. We got a free little item. We're about to have to fight whatever this fucking boss is, though. I'm a little bit worried about that. Because it might require me to play the game.

That might not be so good for me. Wait, I thought I was... Wait, where the hell am I? Wait, what the fuck? This stupid asshole. What's you doing in my game? I miss my shot. I literally miss.

Uh, I guess we just attack the main gun. Yeah Doesn't matter He's not dead? What I mean he's not dead? There now he's dead Okay, I'm about to say Okay, and we already were over there

I'm assuming this is some extra path So we're gonna go down here first Oh Damn, they got a lot of mobs over here, huh? I can still one turn them I can still one turn them. Yep, we still gonna one tournament, it doesn't matter. Yep, I told you.

To be fair, though, that was a little bit close. Slit, yeah. Don't shoot weak points on small mobs, the damage is capped. You know, honestly, I was thinking about that. Oh. Teaching her children to paint, huh? What fuck? Oh, I didn't see this area.

Go back to the boss? Okay. I didn't know. Yeah, I wasn't sure. like because I assume that like this was a side area but if it's not we're gonna go fight this big dick give me one minute yep let's do it now we kill his ass what's up pussy what's up bitch mm the spell careful does so oh all right well it didn't work well i didn't go very well i didn't go very well

all huh yep glass cannon team yeah all right let's go it's me and you me and you let's do it that's right you'll threaten like i give a fuck um big dick big dick we're not gonna be we're not gonna lose I'll fuck it up eventually. Don't worry, guys. See? Told you. Told you I fuck it up. I knew I would fuck it up. This is what I do. This is my job.

That's my job. It's my job to fuck it up. All right, now I know what to do. You can 1X1 him? Yeah, I just need to not die. That's it. Like, it's just that that first ability is really what's messing me up. Wait, what?

Wait, what? Oh Damn, okay Sight? Yeah, I guess so All I had to do was get lucky Oh, he mad now Okay, I'm gonna use this again Yep, that's right

Yep Um, should I go and use my big attack now? Uh, I actually don't know Sure? Yeah, yeah, I mean, fuck it, bro, ball out Let's ball out! What am I even thinking? What am I even thinking, bro?

Like, just ball out, yeah. Careful. He's building up chroma. Okay. All right, let's see. How am I going to handle this? All right. I don't know what's doing.

Time to end this. Get him out of right. Oh. We had to plan that shit out. Okay. Well, that will help. As you guys can see, I'm not very, uh, good. But I'm good at point.

I always have the plan. And I come out ahead. One way or another. Even whenever I shouldn't. Especially, in fact, when I shouldn't. That's when it matters the most. Remember not planning? Yeah, you made it this far? I do.

I'm at, I always, the thing is, guys, we always, we always get ahead, even when we shouldn't. And we've seen this. Teaching her children to paint, huh? That's great. That's right. Okay, I can't go in there. It feels like we're going through the original zones in the game Who's this fat boy? Who's fat boy? What's fat boy doing? What do you want fat boy? That's right. That's right Yep, that's right. I honestly could probably just shoot him into death. I'm gonna try and do that

Honestly it works Damn, like damn that shit actually works. Oh, oh oh oh we got a big boy here. I'm gonna try and Hello there, I haven't seen a lot before. I've been stuck here for ages. I don't know how I got here quite the mystery. Bam, here I was. Would have been lonely too, so when I talked to, I'm an adept conversationalist. Scavenging odds can be worthy, busy, a merchant with no wares. There's not many customers around here, very few, none in fact. And what's a merchant with no customers? Just walking a bit of storage, but now you're here. You want to take a look? Yes.

Yes, we're gonna beat your fucking ass. Let's go. Let's go, pussy. Let's call the path. Oh, you don't like that, huh? Yeah, welcome to the real world bitch. Fuck you. Okay. Big dick. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You're done. Just the way it goes. It's just the way it is. That's life. It's just how, that's just the way it goes. Just try it. How about that? How about that, guys?

Who's talking shit now? I'm gonna shoot him with a fucking gun that bitch See I just didn't know what that was Woohoo more do you earn to shop my choicest goods Energizing cleanse dispel the first negative status effect received and gained 2 AP That's fucking insane. I'm gonna buy that right now There's one at Chrome I'm gonna buy all these obviously And then I'm going to buy all these.

And then free aim shots. That's kind of good. I feel like that sucks. That's bad. I'm going to get this right here. Freigro. And, yeah, let's get that.

I might as well. Avenge my brothers for me. Yes. That's three of them, too. Did I miss anything in this area? Oh, fuck. Okay, all right, here we go. Let's do it. I don't even need to rest. I'm good.

Who's this ugly bitch? I'm gonna just, bro. Honestly, I'm gonna just go in. I'm gonna pull out the gas. I'm gonna just pull it out on him. Jesus, man. Like, he's just getting his ass beast. Jesus. It's not even hard. It's not even hard. Ow!

Bro, I don't even know what these guys do. We're never gonna know. One turn? Yeah. We one turn everything. The reason why is because like, so my mindset is that if I killed them in one turn, uh, then I don't need to worry about killing them. Right?

And so that I don't need to worry about like, because like, what's the best parry? It's shooting them before I have to parry. That's the best parry in the game. Like your shield build all over again? Well, uh, this is actually like, I don't think, I don't think it's that good. Like that Eldon Ring build, like that was some, that was some really good shit. Like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to beat that for a while.

Interesting. Like that was, I'm still proud of myself for that. That weapon was broken to do? Everything was broken. The whole game was broken. That's why I did it. Jesus. Jesus. It's the easiest game in my life. Just pure shooting. Yep, I just pure shooting. Let's go up this one. Hopefully I don't have to fight something. It's probably the other way, right? No, this way, okay. Go back, that's it.

I'll go fighting, all right. This is gonna suck, bro. Like, I'm gonna have to, oh my God, I don't know how to do. Oh my God, oh. We give him the samurai here, correct, this one. That way it saves it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do a fat boy.

Let's do a fat bitch. Like that, huh? Bro. Oh shit! Wait, down not get it? Oh, I only have three! I'm gonna save it! I'm gonna save it! Uh, yeah, let me go with this. Oh, oh! Ready to strike.

I don't even know why I did that. I'm meant to do something else, but no, it's okay, it doesn't matter. Okay. Right, good. You're gonna eat Verso? That's fine, go ahead, do it. See what happens. Let's do it. Do it. Let's do what happens. Now we big dick on him. Oh, bro. It's done. It's over. It's over for him.

Oh my God. How do I break him? Let's go ahead and do this. This is a guarantee. Perry time. Let's do it. That's why I didn't give it to her. Because I knew I was going to die with her. And so I didn't want to do it. yeah i knew that i was planning i was planning on taking that hit that's right that's right see oh uh hmm how should i handle this because if he's just going to eat verso again my best case scenario would be to actually uh phantom stars him again i guess we're gonna find out let's go shoot him again uh actually this is the permanent time to rest bro he is such a dick eater bro oh my god oh all right we do what we can we got to kind of get

lucky here not not great but it's okay no it's over it's over i probably should just shoot him as many times as i can it'll probably result in more damage but we're gonna do it this way yeah i should have shot him it's okay though do it see what happens suit happens he can't do that my asthma shit no never mind okay you're dead you're dead you're dead you got get out of here bro like get out of my life like we dude we had him he was in the dirt man like that was uh that was not even close he got destroyed Ow-a-wow. Ow-a-wow?

A burgeon skin. Oh, yeah. I need to get another... There's another one of those fuckers somewhere in the game. I need to go kill him. I probably should go heal now, right? Yeah, I can get that heel.

I'm feeling good that I beat that. I'm gonna be honest. I'm feeling really good, but I beat that. Hey, you know, just going through every level while you leveling up. No, I can easily see that. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. That was... I could tell after we went from this area.

This one I might actually have to like play. I'm really hoping I won't have to, but like we'll see what happens. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ, okay. Give me a minute. Okay. I have a plan. I have a dream. I have a vision. I have an idea. People might not see it yet, but you will.

Let's have some fun. I knew I knew it was gonna work. I apologize. Yeah, people actually thought it wasn't gonna happen, huh? 60? Wait, what? Actually, wait, let me level them up. We're going to give her some more vitality. That way she does more damage. Actually, no, let's give her more agility too.

And then we're going to give Verso, I think more might. Actually, we'll do a little bit of this too. And then we're going to do this. We're going to give Mayo a lot of agility. Because you want her as fast as possible because she does like all the important things, right? Big fast. That's basically what I'm trying to say. Let's just get this out of the way.

Let's go. No, it's fine. I just got it. I just got it. I just got it. That's why we have the chromo elixir. That's exactly the reason why. and why. That's exactly why we have that. I planned that. I wanted that to happen.

Great. Is that what I think it is? I'm just going to parry it. I have a plan. That's right. That was the plan. That's the plan. You guys seeing the plan now? It's starting to come together, right? You know what? That's right, bitch. Fuck What? Wait, what?

What the fuck is this? Oh, never mind. There's not going to be any full potential, by the way. You're about to see his full potential. That's his full potential. Not looking good. I see that? I had to swallow my...

Fucker got so lucky? Wait, I got lucky. Wait, how did I... Hold up, hold up. How did I get lucky with that one? Like, that was... a perfect fucking strategy. Like everything, no, uh-uh, I did not get lucky with that. That was a plan right from the fucking beginning. Everything went exactly the, you hate her? I know, he's mad.

He's mad. Now, hopefully we don't have to find another one of those big things, right? Like, that's the only thing I don't want to have to deal with is no one of those big things. Because it's not even the thing that they do. Well, it's that too. But it's the other thing, right? Yeah, no, the thing is like, uh, how could this happen to me? How is this happening to me, man? Like, let's just get this out of the way. Just get this out of the way. Okay.

Let's push forward. The expedition's not over. Cut him down. Lucky. Lucky's when I press the button at the right time, right, guys? Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. For sure, I was super lucky. I was lucky I was good at the game. What the fuck? Where is it?

You can't get it yet? I'm about over this one. Oh, I already went there. That's right. How about that? I did the thing I was supposed to do for the whole game. Wow. We gotta go back. Lucky build? No, it's not lucky.

Like, the thing is that... People always say that shit, but that's not the reason. The reason why I got them there is because I just knew what was going to happen and I shot him and that was it. The skill, yeah, it's smart. Every situation, it always ends up in a situation where I'm winning. And I feel like at a certain point that's kind of like, maybe that's because of me. Right? Maybe. Right? Who knows? Oh

Okay And I came from here, right? Yeah, I did Okay Because I never alluded that I didn't know if I needed to Okay, we're gonna fight to act two bosses Now

See, the thing is that While it might be hard I will beat it Every challenge in the game Is beatable You have to remember Retards beat this game Tons of retards beat this game

I'll be fine Like that's my mind mindset about everything is that there's a bunch of morons that are able to come out ahead with stuff and they still do okay so why can't i have to rest now she got three points i'm going to give her damage i'm going to give him health oh oh i'm going to go back got ahead of myself well that will help what's this is that who damn yep yep Who is she fighting? Her husband?

If this is what I think it is, that's going to be crazy. Like, yeah, that's going to be nuts if that is what I think it is. Oh, okay, we got one of these boys. Let's look around. Let me kill this bitch right now. A pet tank? No, no, we're going to get them. How much help these things have?

Can I kill them? Yeah, I can. You gotta understand, bro. Like, you just go in there. You just go in there and get them. In a build? You go. Ah, shit! What about round over here? Oh, there it is. See, I knew. Sometimes I know where they are before I even see them. I don't know if I have to push them this way or the other one. Let's try and push them this one.

Yeah, this is the right one. No, I bet that, I bet there's some kind of bullshit. I actually bet like I mean because this is like the I guarantee they have some kind of bullshit like this you got to go all the way around Winners win boys win that's right that's right it's that easy What a little bitch. You know what what fuck this 400? We're not playing games without a hell You think I'm gonna let that thing fuck me around I'm gonna get beat by a ball. What a fuck outta here.

What a joke. It's the easiest game of my life. Oh fuck. Let's go. This good. It's good. I have a dream. It goes.

What's wrong? What's wrong? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. Get out of my life. Plus one AP on hitting an enemy's weakness once per turn. That's insane. That's big good. An advantage.

That's Omega good. Not yet. You miss some loot? I don't miss loop. No. No. No, not another one of these. No, not another one of the... What? Bro. Bro, bro, what? Ready to obey. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not me doing. No, no, this is, this is fine. I wanted this to happen. Bring it on.

It's okay. No, this is fine. This is fine. Yep, I wanted this to happen. How many does this have? I need three. Okay. I don't think it's gonna stun him.

Fuck. It will, it will, it will, it will. Maximum damage. Yes! Careful my elf. Can I fucking shoot this thing? Please, please be green. Please be green.

Hawksucker, man. That's right. Okay. I'll take it. I'll fucking take it. I will take that shit easy. No. No ego today, boys.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No ego today. Okay. Okay, let me think about what to do it. Logically, it's going to break this guy. It's these cocksuckers that I have to worry about. I don't know what the right decision is.

I think this is the right decision. Let us stain them. Lost its effort. I've made a terrible miscalculation. I think I'll improvise. I think he'll die from Nadat. Let me think, all right? Calm down, let me think.

I hit him with this. Now he's stunned. Jesus! All that for a fucking hairstyle? Oh my god! For another baguette! Fashion is everything. Yeah, I can see that.

Now we've got to go back. We beat the fuck out of him, by the way. We beat his ass off. We beat his dick off, even. That was it. There's no achievement. It's not about the hairstyle. It's those creepy fucking thing.

No, the wrong way? I thought I... Okay, I didn't know if there's something else that I had missed out on. I thought there was. Apparently not. I have. Okay, but that wasn't that. It wasn't it?

You're good? Okay. The lighthouse? Okay, I'll go to the lighthouse. Y'all trying to stress me out. I knew about that. I got it. Oh, this, oh, this is a lighthouse. Wait, do, can I, there's no way, right? Oh, what the fuck? Oh, shit. Damn. Nice. Okay. We didn't really need that. That's an expeditioner, but it's okay.

I have like a hundred of those. Yeah, I don't. need any of those i never make miss the mistakes with my talents so uh it would never be an issue being so no for sure guys i'm being completely serious okay i have to take a break i have to take a break it's past nine like i i i got to um i want to uh i want to go farther but uh that's kind of to wait until tomorrow and i'm assuming that there's probably like a big thing that like we're coming up on right i mean this is a big fucking deal and so uh yeah we're gonna just hold off and and then we're gonna do we're gonna do more of it uh tomorrow we're gonna play more of it tomorrow we're gonna beat the game tomorrow beat the whole game tomorrow i don't know why i gave her those points

i should not have done that but that's okay how's it going as long as you play tomorrow my plan is to play tomorrow absolutely my plan is to play tomorrow why would i not want to play tomorrow yeah we're gonna keep going keep doing we need to do yeah this game is really good man It's a really, really good game. Beat the whole last game tomorrow? Probably not. No, there's like 50 other zones I need to do. Please do the Act 3 side content. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna probably beat it tomorrow. I might beat Act 2 tomorrow, it seems. But other than that, I mean, I'm not really gonna worry about it.

Revise an ally. This is just, this sucks, bro. This sucks, bro. Like, why the fuck you need to heal in this game? Get Terraquake? What is Terraquake? Low earth damage. Oh, that's actually, yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah. Don't do side content after act two.

Wait, what? Why would I not do that? Wait, why? Ignore that loser? Yeah, what a dumb idiot. You'll get over-leveled? I've already been over-leveled. I've been- like, the thing is to me, like, can reapply stone. Damn, that's insanely fucking good. You'll be even more over-leveled, yeah. If you use side content before beating the game,

the end of the game isn't fun because you ever killed the last boss by like 10x HP and the last hit, it's balanced around doing it immediately, then you do the side content? Okay. All right, I trust you. I trust you, okay. So yeah.

It comes to the skin that you got the last minute? I have no idea. We weapon using a male, the one that puts her in virtuoso stance at the beginning. like uh this this has been really uh really fun man like the only thing is like i've only i've missed out on like a few like little things um like i'm gonna go fight that other burgeon and like a couple other things too but that's the that's the plan like i i think by the way uh so far at least check the map that's a big fucking map man that's a big ass fucking map that's a big ass fucking map that's a big

fucking ass map. You missed a lot of the map? Yeah, I know, I know. I'll look around and just kind of fuck around, you know, like, why not? But yeah, no, this game is, uh, it is my game of the year. It is, this is my game of the year, for sure. I don't even really think it's a question. At this point, it's just, that's just the way it is. Yeah, this is like this safe, this is a safe game but this is like um you know like i didn't play balder's gate when it came out but the same way i feel about this game is the way that i felt about held in ring where it was just like oh yeah yeah no for sure this is it let me guess it's gonna kill me on one hit let's find out no i can beat this 231 what yeah i can beat this this is easy

I know what I'm doing. Why did it remove her virtuoso stance? I don't know what I'm doing. I thought I knew what I was doing. I don't know what I'm doing. You can't reapply? Oh, okay. It doesn't matter.

I mean, I'm still gonna win. Yep. Easiest game of my life, honestly. I don't know if there's ever been an easier game. I'm gonna probably go around before I finish Act 2 and make sure that I beat all the challenges that are in the area that aren't intended for act three.

Because I feel like that would... You see what I'm saying? Like, I mean, I feel like that's smart. The gesture lady? No, no, no, no, no, no way. I can try her again, but we'll see what happens, right? But anyway, like, if I don't stop myself, I'm literally just going to keep playing for like another two hours.

So... Okay, I'm going to kill this guy. Oh, I thought that was going to be it. Okay. Alright, all right, all right, we're stopping, we're stopping, we're stopping, we're stopping. We're stopping. Actually, wait, wait, let me upgrade my weapons. I want to upgrade my weapons. Yep, we're gonna stop.

All right, I got to upgrade, but then we're done. Do Sprague, I don't know who Sprog is. I'm gonna make sure we do all the Act 2 content before anything else happens, though. Okay, so we do, oh, that's big dick. Oh, that's big dick. Look at that. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Look at that.

And then we get to upgrade this again, too. Wow There it is Okay anyway guys Thank you all very much watching I really fucking appreciate I'm gonna see you guys all tomorrow And we're gonna probably finish

Everything else tomorrow bro like I am ready Thank you guys And we had fun today I had a lot of fun If it's not obvious already I've been having a lot of fun playing the game And so Let me just do 18

I'm gonna do nine for each of them Fuck I messed up Fuck Okay Anyway So yeah, guys, I'll be back on tomorrow. Bye, boys. Peace. See ya.