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Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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All right, let's go ahead. I honestly, I don't even want to do an intro for this at all. I just want to play the game. Okay. Confirm load game? Yes. All right. Okay, so I talked to this guy and let's see what else.

Creator offers his services, upgrade weapons. Do I need to upgrade anything? I don't think I can. No, I don't have any catalysts. Okay, all that is done. And now we need to leave the camp. No, I already upgraded everything. We should be good.

And I could. I'm going to give everybody five more of my tickets. I got lost. Um, okay. Uh, five more alumina buffs. Because that could help out a little bit too. Yeah, let me give everybody plus five. Actually, um, let me think about,

hmm. I'm going to take May L to 26. Lune, am I really going to use her a lot? I'm going to give each of these three. And I'm not going to use any more of these. I'm going to hold on to this for now, because I feel like Mael is the strongest character in the party right now. So I want to capitalize on utilizing her skills,

but I'm not sure exactly what we're going to go with yet. So let's see, can I add anything for her? I can't augment a counter. We could maybe get that as well. Burning Mark. Apply burn upon hitting a marked in. enemy, that would be really nice to have. Versatile as well. Free aim, base attack damage, cleansing tent, augmented counter. Let's go ahead and pick up this right here. We'll get versatile.

And then we might as well just get the counter attack damage for this anyway, right? It's pretty much free. And so we're going to start with this for now. Okay, let's go ahead and do this. Mayel is so strong to nerfed this patch? I thought they nerfed a bug. I read about that. Yeah, my understanding is that they nerved a bug. Like, it wasn't even like a, a, a, a, a, a nerve who was just like something wasn't working properly. Okay. Gentlemen. Can I go over here? I don't think I can go through here, right? No, I can't. Okay, so there's probably like, someone got to, like, wall or something that I have to unlock by doing this. All right, let's go through here. Gestural Village. All right, here we go.

I hope I don't have to fight any more of those cock suckers. Do I? Okay, everything else is set up. We're all good to go. Hello. Welcome. You're looking like a fun bunch. Unless you cause problems, then we'll beat you up, which will be fun for me, but not for you. Noted. Chief House. Oh shit.

They speak in English now. It's really a village of gesturals. Holy shit. It seems better at surviving than humans. I guess intelligence is not a prerequisite for survival on the continent wow i wonder which one the chief's house is probably over here right huh holy shit look at all of this oh my god this place is huge oh that's that cocksucker that i had to fight oh i bet this is like a dual thing right you want to help to build the next mode uh next model of

pirates. Really? It's way too complicated for pea-brained humans. Wait, what? What do they teach you in school? School? I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. Oh, I thought this would be like a secret fight or something. Wow. That's a big... Damn, that's a big boy. Oh, that's a big boy. Look at him. Gestrules are the best. Yeah, so you can talk to every single NPC. Not my Pilate. Someone helped them down.

Oh shit I had to try, right? And let's see So how would I get over there? I wonder, oh, this has got to be a platforming thing, right? Yeah, it has to be I'm looking around Hmm

Hmm So it's not up through there But it could be up through here Maybe it's on this one No? Oh wow Oh, this is an assload of stuff that I've got to go through

Oh man Look at all this All just to get that fuck ass down Jesus I don't even know how to get over there Give us all of your belongings They're ours now Wait what the fuck

You don't know how to pick your marks do you Our marks are people with fat pockets Looks like we're about to give you guys a What? Fuck you bitch Wait I couldn't Oh I thought I could Okay

All right let's get them We're gonna fuck this bitch up. Okay. Um, let's, let's put some more burns on him. There it is. Okay, um,

we're gonna give them this too. Oh! The fuck out of here, bitch. Fuck out of your bitch ass. What are you doing? What are you doing, bitch? Oh. Oh, we've got to take him out.

Uh, we're gonna do. Why don't we just do another, let's just do a little bit more fire. And now we're about to take him out. Watch this, watch this. What? Okay, we can't. All right. Um, let's see here. What do we want to do? Uh, skills. Oh, I can just do a basic tack. This will kill us. Yep. The fuck out of here, bitch. Ow, that hurts. That's right, bitch. Oh, we're sorry. Just for you. We'll trade things that we have. You can't even pay us with promo. Spare us, please. All right. Not. Not too. so bad. Not so bad. Who's this stupid ass bitch? What you got for me? What you got for me, bitch?

Securium. What is this here? Switch to Virtuoso stands upon breaking any shield. Free aim shot breaks two shield. In Virtuoso stance, uh, that seems pretty good. That seems like a really good item. And let's see here, chroma catalyst, polished chroma catalyst. We can buy two of these. Okay, so.

A recode, healing mark, recover 25% health on healing a marked enemy. That is fucking insane. Holy shit, that's so good. Oh, my God. That's massive. Okay, well, we're gonna buy that. We're gonna buy everything. Bro, we're bawling out.

I just ball out. I feel like I don't really need this right now. Like, I don't know how many shields are in the game right now. So, like, shields aren't really a big deal right now. And so I'm not going to focus on them. But later on I probably will. It's useless. Well, we'll see what happens, right?

Okay. Let me actually put that on. Okay, so who do I want to give that to? So break damage could be nice. Defenseless would be good, but I'm thinking that really, let's go ahead and give this to, why don't we give her healing mark instead?

And that way, because I think we can give her the other buff, right? Burning shots. So that way we min max. And we're also leveling up that PICTO as well. Easiest decision of my life. Arena. Oh, shit. Okay, well, let's talk to the chief first, okay, guys.

So you're the warriors who demolished our ultimate escape park. It wasn't that strong. It wasn't that damn. I see. You earn my respect. What can I do for you? Are you the chief? I am indeed the chief of the village.

The nave gold grung. There are so many questions I'd love to ask. We need to get to the painters. Noko said you could help us cross the sea. Humans still so obsessed with the painters. Well, yeah. A few of your expeditions every few years, hard to keep track. Do you not have your own boat?

Yeah, funny thing about that. I'm a head man destroyed it. Damn. And you survived, my respect. You know him. Oh, shit. He attacked the village once. Some of us survived somehow?

Damn. Okay, you have no boat. In that case, your best bed is Esqui. If you ask nicely, maybe he can take you across the water. So Eschier exists. Who's Eschier? He lives not far from here. But only the greatest warriors are allowed through.

You need a password. He's very friendly, but he could also accidentally eat you. Ooh. He doesn't know his own strength. Be irresponsible to let weaklings visit him. We already defeated your ultimate Sakapetat. Yeah, exactly. No, not good enough.

I legend, wait, tournament arc? Legendary warriors. They're old, so it should be easy. Well, so am I. What's this tournament? I'm excited. Let's see what you can do. You also fight The Stranger.

Yeah, that will be fun. Who's that? Enough talk, go fight. Big dick. Yeah, big dick. Let's go. I guess you have to enter the tournament now. Oh, fuck.

Oh shit. Now we're going to upgrade our abilities too. So we're going to upgrade Mayo, and we're going to take her to, I think, just more might damage, right? Let's do that. And then learn skills. I can't learn him that one yet. And we can't learn her this one yet.

Mayel is also pretty much dry, so we're just going to wait for something else. Okay, here we go. Let's talk to big, big guy here. Oh, did I actually, um, no, I didn't, I didn't do the reset. Okay, let's rest. Let's get it. The tournament has begun. Find Limassol if you want to sign up.

You can find him over there. Okay, he's the pineapple. Okay, Mr. Pineapple. You want to register for the tournament? You're talking to me. We got a few signups and three of our legendary champions and a mysterious new warrior. Did I mention the prize is, a powerful weapon. How about it?

Count us in. I appreciate the enthusiasm. Unfortunately, the arena is one fight one only. No worries, though. I'll sign you up to a team just before each fight. Decide who gets the honor of getting beat up. Got it. All right, you're all signed up.

Burt and Big Hands. Okay, that's the easiest decision of my life. Miel, it is. I hope you're ready. I wonder if I could take him out with this. I didn't. know if it would break his stance or not. Oh! Oh!

Got him. All right. You won. Wow. Next time it won't be so easy, I'm sure. Okay. Does her health remain the same? Okay, it does.

All right, your opponent is one of our legendary champions. Dominique, giant feet. Who's going to fight? Mayel again. Mayel it is. I hope you're ready. All right, let's do it. Damn.

He got them to, bro, he got them bakeouts. Okay, uh, let's go ahead and do, do a little bit of this. There it is. That's right. Oh, oh. It's not looking good. There it is.

Let's dance. Let's see if I can dodge. I can't. All right. I got one more left. That's all I needed. That's all I needed, bro. I just got that crit.

You won, wow. Next time won't be so easy. That's what I heard last time. Matthew the Coloss ass. Mayel again. I hope you're ready. I am. All right.

Let's do it. Oops. Did she say ready to parry? I guess not Okay Damn Okay All right

It's all right It's all right Doesn't matter I still win Still beat him Fuck them All right You won

Wow next time won't be so easy I'm sure You'll be fighting and some mysterious new warrior I hope you prepare it Otherwise this prize will go to them Who's gonna fight? Male again.

Now, guys, I've been saving my... There she is. Wait, that's the girl from our thing. Are we gonna get our next party member? That's, yeah, hey. She goes, what the fuck? How? You guys?

I thought I was the only one left. Oh, bro. I knew you were resourceful. How did you get here? Hey humans, we're here to see some fighting. If you don't want to fight, we'll come down and fight ourselves. Oh shit. Let's do it. Well, I got one.

Okay, um, nice. Okay, okay, swift ride. She gonna burn and die. Where it is? Got him. Easiest game on my life, by the way. There's literally never been an easier life. Is that easy?

Like, I beat everyone on my first try. Damn. That's right. Did Gestrilles offer the champion a special weapon? Oh, am I gonna get her special weapon? Well, that wasn't so bad. Yeah, it really just felt like beating old people. So it wasn't so bad.

Am I one of those? Am I one of those old people? One day, I hope. Oh, good one. Hey, how'd you end up here? Oh, um, after the beach, I've ended up in an odd yellow forest. Not too far from here. Had to dodge a few Nevrons.

Uh-oh. Those are the bad guys. Luckily, I met a gestural who guided me here. What about you? Uh, well... Had some crazy fucked up. Had some crazy fucked up shit happened. Next to a waterfall and...

Yeah. You can talk later. Let's get back to Golga. Thanks. No time to lose. I've been playing gotcha games for too long. I realize that normal games don't waste your fucking time with bullshit like this.

Medanliam? Do you want to play Cecile's tutorial? Honestly, yes. Okay. Fortale on enemies. Cils that generate sun charge. Okay. So they're combo points? Okay. All right. I thought I parried that. Okay. Using Focus Fortel is given one Sun Charge and a 5 Furtell.

Zachriel gets a bonus from a Sun Charge. Okay. So now I use Twilight. I saw your future. Okay. Oh. Okay. So have a turn. Segries both Moon and Sun charges. She constantly consumes them since our twilight will deal double foretell too early i just my my timing's bad the max amount of foretow by enemy is increased by 10 to 20 damage is increased depending on the number of sun of moon charges okay i don't really understand this very well but we're just going to do what we can okay um actually why don't i do this that way i get it maxed out got it nice and now we do the attack right yes not so bad easiest game of my life by the way okay and so now do we have four oh we have four characters now holy shit i feel so dumb for using this because base attack applies

start in virtuoso stance that's insane it's her best weapon yeah i bet holy fuck does virtuoso stance apply to her shooting the gun what the fuck you're your return Champions, well done. Are you ready? The password is, get out of my way. The password is, get out of my way. Very gesturalish. That's smart. Shout the password as long as you can. Snas will let you through. As loud as we can. Got it. Got it.

Thank you for everything. Try not to die too soon. Chesterial positivity is so heartwarming. One more thing, we open the back door for you. It'll be easier. to come back and visit us. Thanks, Jeff. Okay.

Provoke her to a duel. Do I want to duel her? I want to equip the weapon, but I also feel like I need to upgrade the weapon. So I'm deciding right now, I feel like the smart thing for me to do. Well, first thing is let me make sure I have her stuff upgraded. So I don't really know what she does. So we're just going to give her this. We're going to give her...

Um, probably this. And maybe this. Like, I really, I don't know really what's good for her and what's not. Um, let's see. What's our best, uh, AP on Battle Start? That's really good. I feel like she doesn't really need that many stats anyway, but we'll see what happens. Okay, she's a good support.

Well, no, I, I, I, listen to tutorial. I just don't, like, I don't really read. And I, if I read something, I'm not really reading it. We'll put this in there first, so she can do more damage with the gun. done and then we'll give her a crit damage and then we'll give her we'll give her these two yeah i just don't read like just in general like if somebody explains something to me i'm not really ever listening okay um i need to go back to town to upgrade that weapon though right that's what i wanted to do really quick dual yeah i know that but i should upgrade the weapon first right i mean would that be

it would be stupid not to. Okay, let's go this way. It's not going to make a difference. Okay, I guess I'm going to find out. And I got lost again. That's the exact same thing I did before. Okay, where was it? Is this one?

Right? Okay, upgrade weapons. So for me L. Mendarnum. Yeah, see, this is way better. Yeah, and it's also going to do more damage. It's too bad I upgraded the other weapon. I wish I had known this was going to happen, but, you know, that's just what happens, right?

Check up on the others. What's this? You're okay? You've been quiet since we left the village. Yeah, sorry. Just bad memories. I could see that. Want to talk about it? No. Damn. I'm glad you're here.

I would never abandon a member of Aquafon 3. Aquafon. Of course, that was so long ago. Sophie, we're inseparable on that project. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we were. That was a good project. I've had so many neighborhoods at once.

Kind of nostalgia, thinking back. We really thought we were making a difference. Hey, we're still making a difference. Yes. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how expressive the faces are.

You know, like the eyes moving around and shit like that, bro. Like, it's a whole lot. It's an ass load. Okay, let's go back. So I already did this. Let me go to, let me go sleep. Okay. The eye attacking this game is insane.

Oh, there's another one. We're going to meet the Esquia. The gestuals and Eskye. The tales true. Who's Eskia? Do you feel safe? Uh-oh. More nightmares? Uh-oh. Good for you to see this.

What the fuck? I understand. It's her fault and she doesn't even know it, but you can't be here. What are you talking about? What's my fault? What is this? You should never have come. You're only going to make things worse for everyone. Now take your friends and go home.

Let them spend their final year in peace. This is your only warning. Wait to see the white head man and this woman. Oh shit. What are you talking about? Miel, breathe. Slow down. What did you see? Think carefully. Every detail could be important.

Uh-oh He said we need to go home and That is my fault Uh-oh And that I'm gonna make things worse For everyone All frozen I couldn't

I couldn't It was like a waking nightmare It's okay It's go down You said there was a woman No, nay Maybe later Oh, she, she had a mask.

And... I know this is hard, but I need you to focus. Okay? While the details are fresh. Lunar, ask her tomorrow. You're safe. Do you understand? It's over.

Oh shit. Some of my telepathic shit going on. Yeah. So now I guess I can come in through this way. Yeah. We can debrief along the way. Let's head east to Eschia's nest. Um, I don't want to go there yet.

I want to see if I can do that dual. first. Yeah, we're gonna go there in a minute, but just not quite yet. Okay. So what I'm looking for now, are there vendors that I should probably be looking for? Like, still beat you here. Yeah, are there vendors? Yes. Okay. Uh, what about this guy? I feel like this guy's a vendor. What about you? Are you all right? I just trade all my junk to get this. Chromatic Lagume's. Classic swindler's trick. I become rich. I'll finally own the bazaar and Nelsey. Poor guy. Okay, so it's just a drunk idiot. Can I talk to this guy? May I have to go the other side. Because that guy looked like the vendor, you know?

Oh, what about this one? Isn't this stuff amazing? No, it's useless. At first it's amazing, then it's useless. All right, have a good day. Pleasure doing business with you. What? How do you do enjoying the General Bazaar? It's okay. Glad our eagerness for battle hasn't scared you away. Are you desperate for chiefs?

I have plenty of clients. They're just dead. Anyways, I have useful items for you. For us, I can cater to your every need. My name is Jujubri, and I proudly announced that the expedition shop is back in business. All right. Critical moment.

That's insane. I'm going to fight him first. Let's do it. Oh, it's 1v1. Okay, we're going to start with mail. Do it, bitch. Damn, that was fast. Okay.

I've understood your tricks. Yes. Wrong weapon? That's fine. Oh! Oh! There it is. Okay.

I think Spark will probably kill him, right? Then the bleed will kill him? Yeah. Got him. That was pretty good. Nice, and she leveled up. I got destroyed. I have stuff you might want to buy.

De Moornaam. De Moornaam. Why the fuck are I want that? Okay, color of Lumina. Well, I guess we're going to buy these for sure, right? Just wonder if I should buy more of these or not. Like, critical moment is good, but should I buy the weapon upgrades? I think I should, right?

I mean, it seems like just logical to buy the weapon upgrades. No, to weapon upgrade? I'm not going to buy that. Definitely not. Okay. All right. All right. I'm going to believe you guys.

I shouldn't, but I'm going to. Okay, who else is doing something here? Who else is working? Okay, this guy looks like he's working. Too bad motions and hibernation. Mushu loved expeditions more than anybody else. I've got Musu's notes. Verso referred to Lunarians are not a myth.

Through my searching days or long find. I found new searchers find help this old job. and aid in this marvelous defender journey. Mushi, the searcher, year 43. Fascination. I want to resemble the book of old Mushi. You've got a lot traveling around. He's seen of these writings, actually, and I show the journals.

Fabulous. Find more, save me a copy. Okay? All right. And you're right. I didn't equip the other weapon. Let me equip the other weapon now. Okay.

Thank you. All right, I think we did this. We beat his ass. He's done. Oh, this guy looks like a vendor right here. I want to trade your stuff for my stuff. Your stuff is worthless. You're worthless.

You want to fight? No, I'll just stay here and look at your stuff. Okay, cool. Business is booming. Okay, that's about it. All right, well, that just about settles it. Back off my jump, I won't sell you nothing. What do you mean you won't sell anything?

I mean some calling the guards on you. Got it, backing off right now. Okay. Damn, what a bunch of assholes! Who's this? To Sakapake factory. I hope they choose me as a test weapon. You seem too eager about being beat up.

Oh yes, pain is life. Good for you. Okay. You missed a vendor? Go to first trader. You mean this guy, maybe? Haven't died yet? You haven't tried for most Nevrons?

You fought plenty of dangers Neverson. You fought the Chromatic Nevrons. Uh-oh. They have terrible strength and a powerful aura. They've got entire expeditions on their own. We wanted to fight them too, but many gestures have gotten smashed. If you earn for glorious battle, seek out the chromatic Nevrons, hunt them all. Okay.

The first vendor again. First could mean two different things. The first one I talked to or the first one in this area that you would interact with. Yeah, okay, so that's not it. First in the area? Okay. I'm trying to understand. The big white one?

Okay, fat boy. In the general, give me five more, I'll reward you greatly. That's not it. You're at the chief's house? Oh, this one? You may come in. No, that's not it. People give the worst directions.

Okay. All right, so let's see. I think we did all this. Let me go through. Welcome. Humans might be interested in a special weapon. Excalibur, the sword that surpasses all swords and shoots lasers.

What do you say? A thousand chroma and it can be yours. I'm gonna do it. Wooden stick. I'm sorry. What the fuck? What the fuck? How did that happen to me? What a bunch of bullshit?

That all Bush won't trade with anyone. I wonder what it's about. Maybe it's just a jerk. I can hear you. Okay, let's go talk to him now. Back off my junk. Okay, these guys are just assholes, bro. Yeah. What a bunch of dickheads. Let's go challenge the, uh, the her to it, to a duel. A duel. Do you have a death wish? We have a death wish.

Let's do it. Bro, it's so fast, I can't even react. I just have to know what's going to happen. Holy shit. Okay, all right. This shit's hard. This shit's hard. I'm gonna do it a couple more times then I'm gonna probably do something else.

Yeah, because this is, I don't want to do like a one mistake, your Insta dead thing. It's annoying But I'll give it a few more tries at least At least so I can get an idea of like how close I can get Okay Different combo Jesus Alright

All right I'll do one more attempt This last attempt Last attempt Okay Yep But look at the turn list? I didn't see it. Okay, let's go somewhere else. Um, where do we need to go now?

Let's go try this way. Who's this guy? I like looking at the ground all day. I don't have a boat. Okay. Great. She was going five turns in a row. Oh, I feel like I probably would have lost then.

Okay. Can I Okay, I can't Um, let's see What, this guy? The painter, she will get us all I thought Jessules weren't affected by our power Oh, I know, I'm just trying to speak your language

That's what they told me Another expedition, same ridiculous uniform What was the name? They got beat up and left. Okay. Shoot the mirror? Can I do that? I was having a knife nap But we're looking up just to steal in my house

No, I would never steal in your house. Nice. Duh. Duh. Let the ink flow. Get a d'i d'i d'i, do, do, do. I don't want to be left alone. That's right, bitch.

Shut up. Fuck you. We run this shit. Oh, Mr. Fire. This is fine. Good one. It's like the meme, you know. Okay, let's look around.

They really put a lot of work. into this, huh? Who are these two fat boys? Come on and fight, you prick. Damn, turn back. Turn back for what? I built all this alone. I'm classy, elegant, yet they treat me like a monster. That's impressive. You're quite the hard worker. They never understand.

This place full of casinos and nobody listen to jazz. I hope I'd be alive to see it happen. Ooh, ooh, ooh, loot. An advantage. Not really. Is there a casino? What the hell? Hey, Expeditioner.

Do you like to gamble? Yes. I knew what. I saw it in your eyes. If you're with gambling type, you should be able to answer this correctly. Let's say it. Every time I hit, I have a 50% chance of doing 50% more damage.

One of my chances of dealing more damage in the long run. Uh, same chance. That's what a fool doesn't. like gambling would say. Higher chance. What? Lower chance? Lower chance?

Huh? I don't care. Correct. It doesn't matter because it just makes things more thrilling. A true gambler at heart. Here, take this as a sign of our eternal friendship. Every hit a certain chance steal of 50% or 200% of its damage. That seems really good, actually.

What's the chance? Did it say what the chance was? Wait, well that's insane. That's insanely fucking good, right? Like, if that's what I think it is, that's disgusting. Right? Yeah. Holy fuck. Chance to it for 400?

Maybe. No, no, da, da, da, da, da. Okay. Go to the trader for critical pickdos. All right. Yeah, I'll go over there. Sure. Before I go back. Sure. All right. The trader for the free pictos. Is it this guy? No. No, that was just a retard. Okay, so he was over here. And I think it was this cock sucker right here, right?

What a weird looking pictos you have here? Could you show it to me? You heard the weird pictos to juju free. Let me see if, aha, it's complete now. Oh, that's big good. Nice. Free levels. I didn't even know PICDOS could have levels. You learn something new every day? Okay, what about down this way?

What's over here? The guy next door is a philosopher, but I'm the real philosopher. When the sun rises, the plants bloom. Buy my books. No thanks. Get lost. Welcome to my lovely house. Your house is empty. Aren't we all empty once we learn how meaningless our lives are?

I'm a philosopher. I hope you buy my books one day. Turn back. Hello? This is a sacred place. We saw this door before. Of course you have. These stores are all over the confident.

With the huge manner inside? What you've been inside? You haven't been teleported to the ominously, perfectly maintained manner. It's never been open before. fresh gesturals let me open it damn god damn this is a nice place they got chickens in here and everything oh oh oh you're gonna get trapped i know i can see that let me go out and back in oh wait what oh oh oh i got upgrade upgrade upgrade okay uh we're gonna put we're gonna give him a

a little bit of luck here and we're going to give her a little bit more damage as well and we're going to give meyell uh guess what more damage that's right actually we're going to give her more agility uh next time learn skills okay he doesn't have anything i really need male is kind of the same thing she's the same thing too

what about this bitch okay medium single target damage low dark damage Phantom blade seems really good okay deal dark damage and do three foretell applies rush increasing your speed that's pretty good I'm just gonna go with that it's only one point right

oh that's insane yeah now she so she can group heel Okay, yeah, we're going to go with that. Okay. Easiest decision of my life. Okay, great. So, I feel like that was about it, right? No?

What's Fat Boy doing in here? What's birthday cake fat boy doing in here? Who's this? I can't even do... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. What's in here? This place is huge.

Is this a chest? It is, but you can't open it, okay. Wait, is that what I think it is? A red boy. I never seen one of these before. Oh, what gives a fuck about that? Open. Open.

No open. No open. Okay, I can't do that. Under the stairs, there's nothing there. Yeah, there's nothing there, bro. Same with this. There's nothing here either. Oh!

I didn't even see that. Upgrade the enemy, enemy tent. Okay. Let me go up here. Okay, so, and this leads me into... Oh! Okay. What's this?

Check the painting. I will. There's so... I mean, the painting. There's 50 paintings. How many fucking paintings are there? Up here? There's no painting here.

Yeah, see? Oh, that... Oh, shit. Is that the dev team? the game? I think it is. Oh wow, that's really cool. Damn, I had no idea. What the hell? Go devs, yeah, for sure. Okay, and then I came in, yeah, I came in through here. All right, let's go. Next special Session 3. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so how do I, how do I go back to where I came from? Because won't this take me outside to the water area? No.

It never opened. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Ooh. Wow. Ooh. Fucking idiot. Okay, let's go over here. Oh, I bet this one's a girl because it's pink. Let's dance. Damn, what the fuck. Come me that shit, bitch. Give me that. Give me that.

Bless the shito. Where'd I loo? Ooh. That's a thousand. dollars. I'm to go up there next. Lorenzio. Can't do shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Useful? There's no way I'm supposed to, right? Okay, it literally doesn't even let me. Okay, no mind. Okay, now I feel better about myself. Okay, that's fine. All right, let's go. An unbearable smell lurks away.

Okay. Oh, this is the casino. All right. So we've made a little bit of progress so far. And now we need to find out where Fat Boy is. Came to see Matthew the Colossus. Okay. And this is, I guess this must be the arena.

Turnance over. You guys are getting a lot more entertaining than I thought. Okay, good. This is Matthew the Colossus. We're training. We stay focused, focus, focus to match up with the best. We do it for goal. bro, samps.

They're scents. Okay. I think I know where that is. Maybe it's this way. This must be it. Oh, man. Test your might. Rules are simple.

You get one hit. If you deal 900,99 damage, you get one price. Once you hit me, the battle's over. So make you count. All right, so hit me. Yes. Okay. This is pretty simple.

I can do it. When it says, one hit, is that 600 or the combined amount of hits together? One hit. Okay. I probably can't do that.

It's impossible? I can't do it right now, at least. Use Mark. I'm just thinking. Mark deals damage. Does it? Oh yeah. You're right. You're right. It does like weak lightning damage. That's right. I forgot. Okay, so, wait. All right.

So I haven't even been playing the game. So where the fuck do I need to go? Do I need to leave this area and then go back out? I go outside, then I go to the other area. Okay, all right, got it. Fat bitch. I don't feel like healing people today. I guess they'll all die.

Yeah, it's no big deal. You're the worst doctor. Why are you so big? I ate a lot of Nevrons. You eat Nevrons? Just kidding. I was born with terrible sickness. It makes my bones grow every day.

Every day I feel excruciating pain in my bones, pushing the boundaries of my flesh. Every day, I wish I was born to not suffer like that. this. So one day I decided I don't want people to suffer the way that I do. I studied very hard, harder than anyone else to become a doctor. Even if there's no competition here because everyone is dumb, I push myself through self-discipline and I saved more than 10,000 of my fellow gestures, all while suffering inside like no one else in this world. So don't tell me what I am. Don't tell me who you are. Because I, the most horrible thing you've gone through on your life, I go through every day.

Jousting, I think I'll stick of the old method for now. Okay. I wanted to see if there's a, like, a big fight I had to do there, but that's okay. Okay, let's go. Mm. All right, let's do it. Gowesting area inside? No, it's okay.

We're going to go out this way. Uh, do we need to charge or anything? Oh, I think I'm good. Right? I think I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Okay, let's do it. Next area?

Yes. I wasted a lot of time in there, and I'm not sorry. All right, let's go. Oh, what's fat boy doing over here? Fat boy. What's Fat Boy doing in my game? First strike. Right. Okay. Uh, let's go ahead and kill.

Uh, let's kill Fat Boy in the middle here. Okay. And then we're gonna do this. Uh, let me actually do a little bit more of this. Oh, I shouldn't have done that. I'm trying to finish this in one turn. Jesus. That's right.

That's right. Lensarum weapon upgrade. Damn, bro. I took it all. way up to six. Sororum. Isn't that? Aren't those his weapons?

Wait. That's just insanely fucking good. What the fuck? Okay, great. Where does the map want me to go? Okay.

Let's go this way then. I've just been fucking around. I've been doing a whole lot of fucking around. I've been a professional of fucking around. Let's fuck around some more and kill them. I think this is actually the way I need to go, right? It's not.

All right, but let's do it anyway. Wait, haven't I been here before? I think I have. I'm pretty sure I have. So this must be it, right? Yeah, this is it. Hello? I'm not lost.

I thought I should get Sastro sometime soon. He seemed pretty lost to me. Yeah, I'm lost. I need a Sastro, but it isn't safe here. You can stay at our camp if you like. Really? Yes. See you back at the camp. I'll call for Sastro at the meantime

Where is he? Where he be at? We got one of these two. Energy bonus. Upgrade the weapon. Can I upgrade this again? Damn, I actually thought I had more of these for some reason. I guess not. In the path in the back? Okay. Oh, who's this? Oh, that's Sastro. Are you the one supposed to watch out for the Destrel kids? Yes, it was obvious. It was me.

You did a poor job. Such disrespect. Can't you see I'm sad? Sorry. You're expeditioners. Yes. Perfect. You like killing stuff and exploring the world and then dying, right? Yeah.

I need your help. You heard of the lost gesturals. The gesturals that appeared after the fracture. Once the searchers are searching for. Well, when the searchers find one, I watch over them until another villager comes out,

but nine of the mischievous shams ran away from me. Well, until you brought one back, where could they be now? They could be anywhere. If you tell me, come back here, and they'll listen to you like humans.

For every gestural you find, I'll reward you the most precious of treasures. Is this treasure gratitude? No? Good, we'll help you then. Here, take what I already owe you. What? So I have to go find these retards all over the world? Okay.

I can do that. That's simple. All right, let's go back. Casting lost gesturals, my nice ability, explore the map. No, I'm sure it does. Hmm. Now we go this way. Eskire's nest.

Who's this? Ooh. Oh, human. You need the password to enter. Gorgra said to shout the password as loud as we can. Do it. Good stuff. Do it.

Get out of my way. Hey. What I don't know, no, no, no, it's just that it's the password What I don't know Golgra never told me the password just go in? Damn Look, I am very sorry Jesus It's just that Golgraw told us that's the password and I- Come on, it's a gestural. I'll have forgotten in about a minute

Big dumb idiot Ooh, there's an item. There's an item. That's an item I want it. I want the item. Ooh, what's over here? Another item. This will be useful.

What is it? It didn't even tell me what it was. It didn't even pop up. What was it? Great. It's not telling me what the items are. Is it bug? It's bug?

It's bug? Okay. Oh, there it is. Cover of Lumina. Okay, there it is. And I got chroma. All right. That, man, that, all right, nice. I'll take it.

Oh. Interesting decor. Eskier is said to feed on light. Are you okay, Maya? I don't know. Getting a bit of deja vu again. Oh, shit. It feels a little.

I don't know. Yeah. Oh. Yep. We're going to beat his dick off. Give me a minute. What's up? What's up?

What's going on? Hey, Hey. Do the thing. Okay. Why do I only have three characters? I don't know why that happened. Go on.

Big Dick. It didn't do shit. That's right. Oh, that's right. Get out of my life. Now we big dick them. This is the first time I've used this spell. Yeah.

Yes! I have to use her so I can break the ability. Broke them. There it is. Matt? There it is. Uh, I feel like it would still be better for me to give this bonus to her. Because she's going to gain one point.

And then now she's going to do the big dick attack. Watch this. 800. Fuck you. I could have. I could have, but I didn't. I didn't want to take the risk because I'm a pussy-ass bitch

I know W item again Um I'm just gonna stick with this actually defenseless Now we big dick him Damn Baggette bagget

Double bagget Nice Okay let's look around Oop ooooooo loot Loot A mushroom Should not be consumed. Okay, so do not eat the mushroom. Do not eat. Do not eat it. It is not good. Do not eat it. Okay. Um, how the fuck do I get out of here? How the fuck? You up here? Duh. Oh, it's this way. I see. I've gone and I've gone, done, and under stunned. I want you jump down here. What you want, bitch? What you want, bitch? What you want, bitch?

Come here. Come here, you dick sucker. Come here. You motherfucker. He's going to go over there, I can tell. Into the line. Okay, I understand. I have to push him in a direction.

And he has to go to that yellow area. We smart. Okay, I get it now. Chrome is flowing. All right. Immolation, I guess, for now. He got an assload of health, huh? Hmm.

Okay, she better do some big fucking damage here. Please, crit, crit, prit. That's right. Okay. Thunderfall, I guess. Okay. Well, those who come off. Big dick.

Let's take him out. Yes. I just, I don't know what to do now. Mark, you think I should mark him? Okay. Can't win them all. He's dead, though. He's dead.

It doesn't matter. Um, I wonder if that's actually huge. It's over. Oh, there it is. I got five chromos. That's a lot of chromos. We're going to upgrade that weapon for Mael a lot. Gustav still has a dog shit weapon.

So, so I can only have three of them in the party at a time. Is that correct? Like I don't know how this works Yes, okay Amad you can stop putting in emote only Yeah, it keeps getting swapped back and forth We don't need to do that Okay, um

No for sure, yeah, just don't worry about it Okay, so we did all this Okay, so we did that, we beat that, we did this And so we can't go over there We did that Okay, so now let's go this one Let's go the other one. It's the other way, actually.

It wasn't the way I thought it was. Oh. Oh. What's in here? Bunch of nothing. Bunch of fucking nothing. What about up this way? Can I go and do a little bit of this?

Can I do a little bit? No, I can't. Okay. Because it's obviously like I'm able to do a jump because like there's a thing over there that I need to get to. But it looks like I need to get there from over there, which I'm not over there. I'm over here, which makes it to where I can't be over there at all. So we got to look around. I'm not sure exactly like...

Oh, I thought that was a yellow. I'm not sure what the rules are of platforming in this game yet. Like where the game logic stands. What? Ooh. Hmm. No Eski. Where is he? What the fuck?

Fat boy. Mezemi. Oh, oh. Hello, my friend. Uh-oh. Oh, I don't know. He seems nice. Oh, oh.

Oh. You've finally come to learn to swim? I'm... I'm not that fond of water. Uh-oh. Uh, actually, that's sort of why we're here. We need to cross the sea. Golgr said you could help.

A ruling stone gathers no moss. Pardon me? What? In the stories, they say Eschee likes to speak in riddles. Uh-huh. In what way? I don't get it. Oh, ho ho.

We really need to cross the sea. Can you please help us? Hmm. There's a lot of you to carry. What do you mean? You're like... What do you mean? I will make Flory.

Who's Flory? One of my rocks. Rocks. See? Flory helps me swim. But Flory was stolen by my arch-memesis. One who's ever... Every step shakes the foundation of the world.

The one known as... Francois. Okay. Who the fuck is that? Let me guess. Francois is located deep in Evron-infested territory. Yeah, we gotta go get his ass. Oh, okay.

Francois my neighbor. Okay. Well, I guess we could take a look. Sure. Fantastic. What a nice guy. Bring Flory back to me. Uh-oh. He does.

He's a stalker. Man treat not on mountains. They stumble up on stone. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, true. Yeah, okay. Right.

There's no way I can make this jump, right? Like, there's like a zero percent chance I make this jump. No? Yeah, there's a 0% chance. Okay. Um, because like there's a thing right there, but I can't quite get to it. Oh my God, bro. Like, what the fuck? Baguette outfit? No, bro. We're not going to have a baguette outfit. Fuck that. Okay, we got to go next door and find this dumb asses, uh, his friend, his neighbor, I mean. Let's see what's going on over here with him. What he wants. The more information we get, the more questions I have.

Yeah. You okay, see it? Yeah. Esquier is surprising. Oh, oh, oh. What? Huh? Oh, I see an item. I see an item.

Color of Lumina. That's a good one. We want those. Might as well rest right now. Seems like a smart idea. Okay. Ah, fuck. Shit. Okay, let's just do this part first.

What you want, Mr. Rock? There's nothing here. Who dares enter my lair? You can't just walk into someone's home without knocking. That is incredibly rude. Is that a you, Francois? Oh. He's just a talking rock.

Wait, I thought Flory was the rock. A rock? I am not a rock. Do you have rocks for eyes? You certainly have rocks for brains. I am clearly a turtle. Eskyeh! Stop sending hooligans over here.

Stop being a meanie. They're nice humans. Then keep them on your side of the caves. Damn. It's okay. We'll leave. We're just here for Flory. So, not only are you intruding, you're here to steal.

Oh, my words. Humans. Well, over my dead body. What? What? We fight him? Oh shit, we fight him. Oh shit The strongest ice attack ever

Oh, he didn't take that much damage. That's fun Can't win them all. That's what they say Okay, W items We revive her again. That's right Please don't hit me. All right. Now we're playing again. game bro we about to put this turtle in the dirt um shatter uh no let's go ahead and just do powerful i'm about i'm about i'm finna i'm finna i'm finna i'm fin i'm gonna be that oh what what what

what oh oh oh get out of my life 50% increased damage on the first hit once per battle that's pretty good Into this foolishness. I need to sleep like a turtle. All this trouble for a tiny rock. That's right. Take it and never come back. Pulsois, you got smashed. Damn.

Damn, bro. He over there. He'll know that I will never stop chasing you. He's talking mad shit. You can't move. Bro, he talking big shit. Oh, man. Man.

See what happens, but I hit him again. Okay. So, let me look around. Before we go back to Esquire, we're going to go this way. Oswald and Esquire are very different from gestuals and Nevrons. Yeah. You think the painter's created them too? If not, who else?

Maybe they came from another world. Chromo. I'm debating. whether I should get that first strike buff or not. Like, it seems O.P. Yeah, I should give it to at least some of them, right? Like, I think critical burn, let's go ahead and replace that with augmented first strike. And then we'll see...

Yeah, that seems like a good idea. Mail, one billion hit. Oh, I don't know about that. Okay, now it's this way. That's a purple. That's a good one. Yeah. We did it.

25% crit is a big loss. It's only to upgrade it. And also, her main goal is to stack dots, not to do anything else besides that. So because of that, I thought it was worth it. I could be wrong, but there's no way I have to jump on this, is it? No, okay, I don't think so. Yeah, for now?

Yeah, of course, always for now. Yeah, you always got a plan. plan in the future, but live in the present. Right? That's how it is. Okay, all right, big stupid. All right, big stupid. What do you mean, that's not Flory?

Ha! I never had Flory! Your rock is still on the stone wave cliffs. He got me good. Wait, does this mean you won't help us? If you promise to get me Flory, then we can be buddies. Can't you swim without? Flory, we saw you flying just now.

Oh my god. He's lying. I need my rocks. He's lying. Alas, I've lost them all. I can do much more than swim. I can fly into space. I used to fly all the time with my best friend Verso.

We'll help you find your stones. Just, yeah. Oh. How lovely is. What a nice guy. Francois said the stone wave cliffs. Where's that? All the way to the north.

Just aim for the B-33. Woo! I'll meet you outside! Ah! That's how to get over there. Now we know. How does you know it's 33? Because it says it?

It says it, bro. Like it literally, it's... bro, like it literally says it. He read the war? Well, I mean, that's what the number says. That's what it is. At least now we're starting to do work, right? Like, we're making some decent progress. We're popping off.

Those are the Fat Boy Shrines. See if there's anything else over here we didn't miss out on. Or we did miss out on. Okay, so there's two paths. Let's go to this path first. Oh, is this why I think it is? Expedition 66, Marcel. Damn you, Ski.

your stupid mushrooms. Your friend ate there with no problem, but it also seems your friend was immortal. That's the sort of extremely relevant detail that you should mention at the start. Oh, stop crying. You're not the one about to die. I can't believe this is the end of our expedition.

We've learned nothing and achieved nothing, and we're not even leaving anything useful for future expeditions. Damn it all, I should never have trusted a giant talking marshmallow. Great. and now i'm losing consciousness that sucks damn that sucks wow shit shit so i could actually fall off of here i don't think there's anything really down here i need to get right don't okay i won't i won't let's go up this one yeah this is good that's the that's the one i was thinking about bro interesting energizing start

Wait, but that's the same one I had. I don't understand. They stack? Oh, shit, really. Um, I'm just trying to understand this. Okay, I won't put this on. So that way I can do that. And then what is the energizing start two?

It costs 10. Should I get rid of 10? Okay, I'm never going to use versatile. And I almost never use her base attack. So I'm going to just use that right? now and then use counter counter attack damage yeah i i never i never use it so like like i use the other ones base attacks but like very rarely hers so let's just skip that i'm actually thinking about giving gustav another point too like i haven't decided yet esquire ability unlocked

know if you navigate unturainable terrain in order to discover new areas z okay who's this guy care for a good deal yes Luminear shirt. I can't fuck about that shit. Uh-uh. Nope. Okay. Z. Oh, he goes to the rocks.

Nice. And I got another energizer? Care for a good deal. Yeah? Nobody cares about that. Oh, this is crazy. Another one over here too. Versaier. Expedition 62. Urgen beat the rest of us to a hundred kills.

But I'm still three shy. I might need to do some solar hunting if I'm going to even up the score. Oh, I can hear a big nev coming. They count for double. If I kill it quick, I can boost my score. Damn, bro. That guy's locked in. Did I kill this thing?

What the hell was this? I didn't mean to do that. I'm gonna beat his dick off, right? now. I'm a B, I'm a do it. Get ready. Why does you do so much damage? Merci. Take cover. I'm a parry. I was gonna parry. There it is. Seven thousand. What? I thought I was out of that for sure. Okay. I can beat his ass. I didn't mean a do that. I didn't mean a does mistake. Okay. Chromatic's no joke. No, he's easy. He's easy.

Yeah, no, I can beat him. I'm just being bad. That's all. I like, so the fire is the parry point, not the hammer. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, no, we're going to beat his ass. I'm going to just start doing the dodges. See that? Eat a dick. Eat a dick. Let's go. That's right. That's right. About a little bit of that, huh? 32,000. Now we're going to take them out. That's right. That's right.

Big one, big one, please. Yes. Yes. No mistakes, boys. No mistakes. That's right. Debating, like, if I should use the... I think I'm going to use this.

I'm going to go ahead and give her the AP. Big dick. Get ready. Do it. All right. Um, let's just do more fire. Yes! Let's see what happens. Well, that's what happens.

Do not fuck this up. Okay. All right. We are in the game, gentlemen. We are in the motherfucking game. Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Chromeark is flowing. That's I was really hoping for. Okay. Um...

Um, do spark. He's also weak to that damage. Do not fuck this up, Gustav. All right. That's why I didn't parry. Okay. Um, this is gonna make him vulnerable.

I'm gonna crystal crush him after this. Nice. Yes. Yes, he's dead. He's dead. He's 100% dead. V-MU. For those who come off.

See you, bitch. Nice. Okay. Hit him with the w. Ninth? Yes! You're going to use Sunderfall. Lightning, strike!

Yes! I don't know what to do. All right. All right. Okay. Let me think. Do it. That's right.

Holy shit. What a cock sucker he was. Jesus. Okay. Why powerful when revived. That's pretty good. I don't know when I'm going to use that, but it's good. Then I got two more chromo catalyst too. Let me get on fat. Actually, you know what? I'm thinking about Honestly, let me just let me camp right now and I'm going to do some upgrades.

Shit. Of 100. Well, that was the original one. Is that him whenever he was young? Maybe. I see why you like throwing rocks. You've been called. quiet since you saw those people.

It felt like they knew me. Like, actually knew me. I don't understand what's happening. And I feel like I never understood. Like, I'm always missing something that everyone else just gets. Lumia, life never made sense, and I never fit. And now out here, when it was just starting to maybe feel good, then this happens. Yeah.

I hate it too. Things we don't understand. They just make us feel small and powerless. Don't they run out of rocks? It helps, you know, to focus on the things I do understand, on the people I care about and who care about me. How many rocks are there? You know, now, I feel a little less lost because at least we're lost together. What? What? Stop it. Too cheesy? No. Damn.

If it makes you feel better, I was even more lost when I was 16. I heard that was because you were only thinking about girls. Damn. Yep, but guess what? The girls weren't thinking about me at all. I believe that. Man. Yeah. Man.

You can't talk to me. We're family. Well, that's what the paperwork said at least. Well, the paperwork probably says we're dead too, so... Yeah, probably. Ooh, nice one. I know. I told you, don't get cocky.

It was... Okay. He told me great. Damn. I gotta find out where the fuck I gotta do this rock ring, man. Like... Wait, what the... where the hell am I? I didn't realize where the hell I was.

Okay, that's the fat chef. Right over here. Now we do the upgrades on the weapons. Okay. Seven? Holy fuck! When did I get seven? Okay, well we're gonna get this one for sure and then I mean if we can only upgrade one Actually look I need to use bathroom. Yeah yeah we can't we can't go half in half I know what to do you know what to do

mmm oh there it is perfect Okay um huh I haven't seen each time year than I remember sky when was the last time you saw a human oh my best friend when he asked for my help oh who's that your best friend is human i thought francois was your best friend yes all right great good talk oh oh absolved a fresh dull fragile dream to sing you know a what the fuck why are all going on with that shit what the What are they thinking about that shit for? Where's fat boy?

Y'all said I missed something, didn't you? I didn't miss shit. What we're talking about I missed something for? Oh, I think I missed something. Nice. Okay, um, let me look around. Is this path I want to go through? No, it's not.

Okay, we'll go there later. I just want to see if there's any other area that I haven't been to, right? I'm just looking around I think we did that yeah we did that for sure we killed them yeah for sure and this is some more bullshit okay

go to the beach the beach no it says I have to go to the stone wave cliffs you mean you want me to go to that beach this gestural beach oh this looks like fun this looks like a waste of time

what the fuck. You're humans. It's been a while. What is this place? A beach. What are you doing here? I'm training hard to reach the end of the apartment. I definitely need this new swimsuit. If you manage, my mates over there, he can't miss him. Enjoy fall. Huh? Oh. Oh. That's easy. I just get over to him real quick. Okay, so it's, okay, so it's like that. All right, I see. One more. One more. Nope

Nope Nope Nope All right Let's go over here I actually do want to do it I just want to make more progress today I don't want to fuck around with it right now

That's really all there is to it Okay let's go This one Okay is it maybe this way Okay so it has to be Oh it's up that way I see I see now I see now

Okay we got it Okay Yes it's up here All right this is this is the path This is the way The fuck Burgeon What the hell is a burgeon

I'm debating how to handle this Let me help Okay There it is Nice Easy enough All right Bergen Yes

Yes It's Gustav Nobody cares about Gustav Fuck Gustav He ain't doing shit anyway Okay Big damage Danger

Okay I'm thinking about how to handle this Okay Let's think about this logically We do another fire Nice Perry everything Perry nothing

This is the easy one I'm ready Yes Okay Um, we're gonna do an emulation. Fuck. I really want to be able to use the, uh, the flurry, but I don't think that'll break them. I just don't know.

I've got to risk it. Nope, okay. It didn't even come close. All right, I'm gonna parry. I didn't parry. Guys, I did not parry. Okay, let's do it. Let's die.

I'm ready. Ready to evade. Nice. Ready to evade. Another one? Wait, what? Okay. Overflowing with energy.

Okay. Now we break him. Oh my God. It's so close. He didn't make it? Motherfucker. She has to do it again. Ready to Paris.

Now was our chance. I had to make sure I had stacked up for this. Yes. Yes. Yes. Break, bitch. Why is it not broken? Yes.

Let him out. Okay. Oh my God. Fat boy is hungry again. Jesus. I don't even know what to do. Perry, everything. I've got one more rest.

I've got one more rest. Nice. That's a lot of damage. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. I'm just gonna dodge. I'm just gonna dodge. I-bitched out, bro. Like, I got bitched out. Like, I'm not... I'm not taking any risks. That one I'm not as afraid of.

Okay. Now we take his bitch ass out. Yes. Yes. Yes! Alright. Let's do it. I might as well. Right. Take your shot. Try me. Not today. Okay. We're gonna do it. We're still gonna beat it. Um, I have to paring. I have to pairing. Yeah, I'm not, uh, I'm not fighting the boss where I die in one hit. Fuck that. Let's go somewhere else. I'm sure I could beat it if I tried, but, um, uh, again, I don't want to spend like an hour doing it.

Okay. You fight them later? Yeah. That's not progression. Yeah, no, it doesn't matter. Did you upgrade skills attributes? Uh, no. Okay, what's this? Oh shit. Damn. Damn.

Is it getting serious? Yeah. Wanna go for a ride? Uh-oh. Apparently that was where people went on dates, you know? Oh. What do you think happened in those cabins? No, actually, my guess is this was Expedition 50. You see, they created this giant wheel.

And they tried to cross the world. That didn't work. Okay, okay, professor. That didn't work. Mezami, Flory's close. I can feel it. Let's go, Faddy. You can fly.

Can't you get Flurry yourself? Oh, no. Too much effort. No. No. No. No. No.

Oh. So, wait, Eski is that powerful? Apparently so, but all so lazy. All right, let's go. What a weird creature. Okay. Damn, bro, he just fucked his shit up. Yeah.

His margin boom? Yeah. Yeah, basically, right? Down here? No. What the fuck? What the fuck? What in the fuck?

I got six points. Holy shit. I'm going to put all my points into strength. Actually, this doesn't even really help me. Fuck this. I'm going to put my points into luck. Yeah, I mean, it's just not even helping. Okay, and then for her, we're going to put more points into luck as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I'll do two more in agility, too. And then for her, she got six points. We're going to put them into agility as well. Because it also makes me do more damage. I feel like that's the obvious decision. And then learn skills. Is there anything else new that they're going to get?

Not really. I mean, she could get this guard down. Like, this one's really good. Like, that's insane. That's big dick really good. Mezzo forte, you think that one's good? I don't know if it's that good. Do the stream single target damage, five hits.

Sword Ballad seems really good too. Okay. I don't know really well. what to go with you and then for her i i don't know about her skills yet at all i have no idea who's this just go around him i thought i didn't know if he's on my side or not he's not that's a big boy uh okay that's not how it works okay that's not that much yeah we can beat them easy okay nice damn that was fucking fast holy shit that was fast Okay, um

Feel the burn Shield Uh Pretty good amount of damage Um Jesus, that shit is fast I won't lose it Get ready

Oh, we got one of them, right? We're gonna still beat them, it's okay Okay Yes, okay, that's big damage That's exactly what we want I'm just debating what I should do here. I actually don't know. I need to give him a single target attack.

Just kill him, you're right. Only just 100, that's almost nothing. A fucking retard. Okay. It doesn't matter. Get ready. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The expedition is not over.

I'm gonna dodge this one. Christ, it's so fast, man. How can anybody react? to that shit. It's actually crazy how fast this shit is. 50% less damage but it can't be healed. It's actually kind of good. Yeah, it's like I can't even, like my brain can't even register that the thing is happening that fast. It's just instant. I got to heal. Okay, sound cue is easier. Yeah, maybe you're right. Okay, we got another one here. The 78, Max Arns, stealing the airships.

But we knew we had to try, and it worked. We deserve strong leaders. Not those are old fools on the council hiding under the dome. Under their control, our people are condemned to a slow, inevitable extinction. Their timid half-steps achieve nothing. Damn. The answers are not in Lumiere. They are out here.

Our only choice is to take matters into our own hands. Fortune favors the bold. We must forge. Damn. Okay. All right. Just go up here. I see one. Two. We're number three at. There. Easy. Nice. Wow, that's really good. Holy shit. That's way fucking better. God damn. Okay, that's actually huge for me. Okay. Let's go through here. Is there a flag? I'll do this one. These mobs. We'll see what happens. Um Dead

Jesus Christ That was easy Okay AP on Perry Plus one AP on getting hit That's actually probably good Okay I've got to go Like I have to leave

Um If I stop here Do I just pause here What pause me right here Do I have to go back It saves after every fight Okay good All right

Yep I gotta go I'll be back on tomorrow gentlemen and we will probably play more of this i don't know i think doom comes out tomorrow i'm not sure if doom does come out tomorrow i'll i'll try that game out then but uh if not we're going to go and uh you know do some other stuff instead so uh we'll see what happens until next time gentlemen either doom tomorrow or more of this so uh i'll see you guys then all right boys please see yeah