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So we got here, we did this.
Okay, now it's time to go over here.
Figure it all time.
Just a masterpiece?
Yeah, this game's fucking amazing.
I love this game.
Okay.
I want to finish the side content here.
Because there's like, it's like one of those games where like you beat the game.
Like I beat the story.
But there's a bunch of other like hard content and like extra content that's, wait, who's this?
Are these good guys?
Those are bad guys.
Those are bad guys.
They're bad guys.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Wait, why they have so much help?
Why is she have so...
Why does she have so much health?
Wow!
First free aim shot, each turn deals 200% increased damage?
Oh my God!
That's insane!
Let's see, we're going to get rid of double mark right now,
and I'm just going to swap it out with energizing turn,
because I just think it's better right now.
And weakness, 1 AP on hitting enemy's weakness.
I probably should get this one as well.
SOS power, free aim hit, base attack damage.
That's also actually pretty good too.
Versatile or weakness gain.
I feel like, let's go with weakness gain.
I think that's better.
Okay, that's fine.
Good.
Okay.
This is the America build?
Yes, this is a 200% damage bonus.
Now I want to see how much damage I can do with this.
This is insane.
Is this some kind of bullshit?
This looks like some kind of bullshit.
That's not so bad.
That's not so bad.
Longer shell.
A level 20 shell.
That's a big shell.
Okay.
Is there anything down here that I want to check out?
No, there's not.
Okay, let's go this way.
We're no way.
Yeah, no.
Use male for park horse.
She's small.
No, Verso is better.
Men are better than women.
That's just how it is.
Yeah, why would I want to?
No, of course not.
Of course.
Yeah, I mean, it's just the way it is, guys.
truth hurts yeah it's just how it is
what's this
oh shit we have another elevator
wait what the fuck
what's over here
oh oh oh oh
what's going on here
okay let's see how much damage it does
you guys ready 20,000
you love to see it
okay we're gonna see if she can kill all of them
I don't know if she can or not
Okay. We're gonna kill this guy now.
It's actually crazy how like just brokenness is.
I don't even need to play the game anymore.
I've transcended the entire video game.
It's a first person shooter and none of the characters can move.
Auto attack for the win. Yeah, she's crazy O.P.
Yeah, this is nuts.
Ooh, who's this guy?
Hello?
Which is worse to die or be the one that survives?
To grieve or to be grieved?
to die.
Death is over in an instant,
but one who survives carries that death
the rest of their lives.
I found myself grieving before they've even passed.
Grieving for what could have been.
Grieving for what's to come.
She'll never forgive herself.
She'll carry the scars with her always.
I wish I could ease her burden.
My guy sounds like he's having a bad time.
Wait, there's even more?
Oh my God.
This is all a hidden area.
What the fuck?
This level's insane?
Yeah, this is all side content.
This place is huge.
Yes, look at this.
This is crazy.
So it takes five hits to kill the ball.
That's a lot of hits.
26,000.
That's a lot of damage.
Yeah, bro, she just does everything.
It's not even hard.
10% of a gradient charge on counterattack?
That's fucking insane.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God.
That's so good.
Make sure there's nothing behind these.
No.
Damn, what the fuck?
She's that paintress?
No, bro.
She's a guntrist.
She ain't painting shit.
Back a bit to the right.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
What's this?
15% of a gradient charge on a base attack.
Bro, what the fuck?
These are insane.
Oh, my God.
Forverso?
Yeah.
Yeah.
let me see so uh what do i have i'm just going to get rid of second chance for now and we're going to give him
this just because uh it's like it's it's good to have right most of the stuff you find here is insane
yeah this is really really good i had no idea that this stuff was even there phenomenal cosmic power
that actually gives me uh nostalgia from uh that was the name of the achievement for getting azur
champion. I remember McConnell and I got Azaroth's champion together in BFA? Man, those were the days.
Those were the days. Oh, now we're going all the way up to the top. Damn, what the fuck? Oh,
not quite all the way. What's this? There's something behind here? There's not. Okay, let's keep going.
Has McConnell played this game? I don't know. That's a good question. Okay, I'm
Is there anything I can level up?
I'm gonna give them all agility.
I really feel like agility right now is the play.
Actually for Verso, since I just dropped his health thing,
I'm gonna give him more vitality.
And for her, I'm gonna give her more agility too.
Okay, and then for skills, I don't really,
I don't think I need to learn them any skills right now,
so it doesn't really matter.
And so let's just keep going.
The fuck?
Did that Neveron just kick a different
never run off the tower?
It looks that way.
Oh.
Damn, bro.
Good stuff.
We can actually start using these.
Are these guys like elites or something?
They're really big.
Oh no.
They have a lot of health.
Shit, I have to play the game now?
I wasn't ready for this at all.
Phantom Strike? Yes.
I need to get one more point.
I'm just going to try to get lucky.
Okay.
84,000. Nine already.
How the fuck did she get nine like that?
Okay. Uh, let's do Phantom Strike now.
Actually, yeah, yeah, let's do it now.
Not great, but it's okay.
Okay, auto attack him right now.
See that? Now I have one gradient charge.
Yeah, yeah, this is it. He's, it's over. It's over for him.
I'm about to end this dude's whole career.
Watch.
Watch. Oh, bro.
Bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
We bought it in a big one right there.
The endless tower will humble you quick.
That's okay.
I'll figure out how to beat that the same as I figure out how to beat everything else.
What the fuck?
Maybe it's this way?
Oh, I was right.
Oh, a door?
Well, I want to kill this first.
What's he doing?
What's he going to do?
bitch
we're gonna take him out
we're gonna put him in the dirt
we're gonna delete him
what he's not dead
what do you mean he's not dead
oh he's broke
I didn't do shit for damage
what the hell
a bunch of bullshit that was
okay let me think what
how are we gonna handle this
yes
watch watch me do it watch me do it
I have a plan
I have a plan
another one
Another one.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Okay, there we go.
Big Dick.
Jesus, bro, I didn't even need to do anything.
Ah, damn.
We consider taking out paying power for all the lower level zones you skipped.
I didn't.
I did almost all the lower level zones already.
Okay, now we've got the big three cock suckers.
Now this is no joke, okay, guys.
This is no joke.
So we're gonna get rid of this for now.
I just wanted to make sure that I have it empowered.
And we need to have a big dick attack.
Hmm.
I'm trying to think like what's the biggest dick attack that we can get.
I guess we can just give her second chance.
Yeah, we just give her that.
That should be good enough.
All right.
Now we got these big boys.
Apparently these guys are hard to kill.
We'll see how this goes.
Wait, Verso's first.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Okay.
That's fine.
Ain't no problem to me.
Wow.
Okay.
You guys see how I do the two greens and I do that thermal transfer?
Watch this.
See this?
Now she gets all of her points back.
It's actually so O.P.
It's the most OPE.
And then we mayhem.
Megadick.
Done.
Deleted.
Finished.
Yeated.
Gone.
Get out of my life.
Wait, that was it?
I did all that just for that piece of shit?
I didn't even get anything good at this.
What the hell?
The door?
I know, yeah, we're gonna go to the door, don't worry about it.
It's right over here.
And this is the path all the way back up.
See?
See, I knew this was here.
I just couldn't see it yet.
I can see items even whenever they're not in view.
Let's open the door.
Unknown.
Yeah.
These are these animals.
I've been killing.
That's that one asshole I killed too.
He got a bunch of figurines.
Murderer?
Yeah, I know.
Got him, I know.
Don't forget to take your journals back to Gestral Village for the rewards.
After I finish this island, we're going to the Gestral Village.
Remind me to do that because I might forget.
Ah, fuck.
We can just go back up here. It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Yeah, we are going to go over there.
Okay. Let's see how this goes.
Gestral Village gives 20 lumina.
Yeah, I don't know how to get the Lumina or anything like that.
I mean, I haven't tried to over-level or do anything that makes the game easier.
The thing is that, like, for me, oh, shit.
Oh, shit. That's a lot of big boys.
That's a lot of big boys.
God damn.
we got big dick him let's do it oh oh oh okay um let's see uh we're gonna focus on uh i think we'll kill this one first
okay and then we're gonna just mayhem uh we'll mayhem him jesus bro she's actually a lot stronger
than i feel like yeah i feel like i don't give her enough credit for how good she is
and I'm getting a quarter million experience for each single one of these
that's a lot man I'm cooking
to cross this I'm assuming I can probably fall down here right so I don't want to have that happen
I missed a mime I didn't near the flag
what fuck
shit I hate these fucking things
nice okay it's just by itself
okay by the way I'm about to put them in the dirt
you guys might not know this
but it's about to happen.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That didn't do as much damage as I thought it would.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
Big dick.
Damn.
All right.
Big damage.
Mega damage.
Mega damage.
Mega dick.
I think I can break him with just this.
Not quite.
Jesus.
He's still not dead.
He's still not dead.
Oh, my God.
How are you not dead?
Oh!
Okay.
I was about to say,
Dude, baguette.
Thank God, that's just what I wanted.
You have to break him into damage?
Not with that big attack, I don't.
Dude, that did so much fucking damage.
That was insane.
We're baguette?
Absolutely fucking not.
100% we are not wearing baguette.
Okay, let's go this way.
This is the path forward now.
Sendal is overtuned.
It's really good.
I think that, realistically,
it would probably be better tuned
if you had to wait a turn to use it.
Like you had to charge it.
That's what I would say is probably the case.
Sendal even got nerfed once, really?
God damn.
It already got nerfed?
Holy shit.
Yeah, I didn't even know that.
Jesus.
Nurfed by 40%.
Wow.
So, like, before it was just like...
It was just like the I win button.
And now it's still the I win button, but like, you don't win by as much.
Is that pretty much it?
Pretty much? Yeah.
It's crazy that all this is side content, man.
It really is.
Most games, this isn't even the main content.
Uh, no, okay, I, I was just, I was thinking about a situation that could have existed.
But it didn't exist. Okay, who's this guy?
Hello? Mr. Green. What do you want, Mr. Green?
What's up, bitch? This is like a Minecraft cosplayer.
No!
Furtiggo, remember?
Why, I just give it to somebody else.
His intentions are good, I know, but...
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Your father?
I'm the youngest,
which makes everything worse.
Uh-oh.
I understand that.
Only child.
Yeah.
Claire's the oldest.
She's just so perfect.
So.
She is hot.
That's true.
He should be because she's not a delusional bitch.
Yeah.
True, so true.
So true.
Jesus could always make Papa laugh.
I had so many inside jokes.
Yeah.
Then there's me.
And then there's you.
The actual favorite.
For no reason.
The one he calls his hidden star,
but who's too shy and self-conscious to see it.
Jesus.
Yeah, here I am, messing things up even more.
So true.
Look around.
He just wants you to fly.
Mm-hmm.
So does this mean that we can fly?
Why? Your affilians different from the rest. Doesn't sabotage it builds.
All these inventions.
Gustav would have loved to see this.
Damn.
This is a big ass area.
I can hear... there it is. Yep, I knew it.
Is this some bullshit? No, it's not.
Oh, lovely.
I actually have no idea what any of the monsters in this entire zone do at all.
I don't know what their abilities are.
I don't know their attack patterns.
I don't know.
anything about them at all.
And I feel like there's gonna be a point where that becomes a really big problem.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh.
What is this?
We're somewhere totally different.
It's a foggy area? Yeah, I can see that.
Oh, shit!
Healing tents also a...
Ow, wow, wow, okay.
Who's this guy?
Fuck out of here.
Uh...
Okay, that's pretty simple.
Oh, he's got no health, bro.
He's got no health.
This is gonna be easy.
Yeah, he's done.
Yeah, look at that.
He's, he's so done.
Okay.
Look, look, look, look, look, real quick.
Can I do this again?
Okay, so you can only do one extra turn, okay?
Yeah, I, I didn't know.
I wonder what he does.
Let me use the Phantom Stars.
Okay.
Oh, I can.
just do this. Easiest game of my life as usual.
What? Fuck you, bitch.
Suck a dick. A blighted wave.
So I just... You know what?
You fuck outta here, pussy.
Get out of here, bitch.
Get out of my life.
That was a pretty easy Perry.
I mean, the ones that fuck me up is whenever they go like...
That's whenever it really messes me up.
Like, if it's just,
just a simple animation it's easy for me to understand wait there's more than one of these
fucking things what do you mean there's more than one okay it's fine it's fine i know what to do
i know how to handle i can beat his ass he's the easiest game my life honestly watch this
watch this watch me get there yeah see there it is okay that's a dubby we hit a w
i wonder why i didn't get more points out of that uh gains ap f did oh because the target was
not burning that's what it was I didn't even know that that's probably not
gonna do how much damage then yeah that's okay okay well fuck this he's dying
get out of my life wait what how are you not dead what that was a different
animation all right yep we got one tap he did well I didn't know that shit was
gonna happen let me just I'm gonna just heal right now
I'm gonna get him topped up.
I didn't know there were this many cockasses in this area.
I thought it was just gonna be one asshole, but now it's a bunch of them.
We're gonna go the other way in a minute, but I just wanted to check.
Okay, let's go down this way.
I can't believe, I can't believe that, like, I couldn't one-shot him.
That was so stupid, man.
That was so dumb.
And then he got to do an attack on me too?
This is really stupid.
Up?
You're talking about up for?
Bro, bro.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God.
This is like a vendor, right?
This guy, yeah, this is a vendor.
This is my boy, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so high up.
Trade, okay.
Let me fight him.
Okay, we're going to use mail for sure.
We're away.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Mayo.
Okay.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Okay.
No mark.
I'm gonna take them out right now.
Yep.
Easiest game of my life.
I'm so high.
That's right.
Tyrezzo.
Gain one rank on applying Mark.
Mark an enemy on base attack.
Maybe that's good.
What do you guys think?
Is that good?
there's a lot of these I need to buy
Holy fuck I don't even have the money to buy all these
oh I already own the level 10 version
I bought them all anyway it doesn't matter
this weapon isn't that important I don't think
so we're gonna skip it
and we're gonna get the protecting heel instead
because it's a higher level
I am now like I have no money now by the way
like I'm totally fucking broke
I don't want to go over there yet I'm gonna make sure
that I do the other area too. Poor? Yeah, I know. I got, if you're broke, just say so.
That's where we're at now. That's, that's me. No. No. No, it's not all three of them, right?
This is so bad. I have to do this. I literally miss my shot. I have a plan. I have a vision.
Trust in the plan. See the vision. Okay. So he's already, he's already debuffs. So we're going to attack, uh, we're going to attack, uh, we're going to attack, uh,
this one again I
um
actually no
we're gonna attack him again
okay
and now we do
thermal transfer again on him
extra damage as well
alright
give me a green
give me a green
big dick time
it is big dick time
let's do it
holy shit
bro they just got
fucking evaporated
oh my god
erase from existence
Yes. I didn't know that was going to happen. I thought we're going to have to do that differently, actually.
Oh my god, this place is fucking massive.
Gammaged. They did. They got g-gmage. They got god.
What the fuck is this? Oh, I gotta go over there.
Well, that will help. Jesus, how's it that high up? Okay. It looks like we did everything here.
I'm just double-checking. Is the down or
up go down okay the down one is the right option first take merchant balloon okay yeah thank you
yeah i only want advice for stuff like that so i don't miss anything you know
is simon really that hard i have no idea here's what my here's what my guess is
i bet by the time i get to him i'm gonna beat him it's gonna be a joke because i'm a champion
that's probably what's gonna happen sure thing bro thank you like i'm everybody laugh why y'all laughing like
you actually think that in every single circumstance, in every single case, the same exact thing happens in every game.
Everybody doubts me, and then everybody's mad.
Because they're like, man, they're like, why is he coming out ahead with this? It's not fair.
Okay, uh, let's just go ahead and do this. Yeah, no, y'all, y'all find out. Big Dick. That's right.
That's right. I'm gonna be honest. I'm really uh, I'm really liking using this ability.
I wonder how much
Wildfire does to everything because I have two blue ones. Let me see how much it does.
Ah, it's a pretty good amount actually. Didn't even fucking matter.
Oh shit! There's no way, right?
Load save. See?
We smart.
Wait.
It's okay.
What have we here?
And then I go...
I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I am.
You got to redo the fight?
No, I don't.
What do you mean?
I have to go down over here.
All I have to do is redo one fight.
That's no big deal.
Takes me like three seconds to do that.
Why did you reload such an old save?
Because that was the only other one that I had.
Because now all I have to do is fight those three cock suckers again.
The merchant? No, because I've already spent the money. No, because I had 200,000 and I spent everything.
You guys are really trying to get me. Y'all really try to get me with this kind of stuff and like mess me up.
Yeah, like that's not what's happening. Like I'm telling you guys, I know how to play the game.
Well, I mean, like, not really. I mean, I know how to plan the game. Like, I don't know how to play the game, but I know how to plan it.
Big planner? Yes, I'm a very good planner. I'm not a very good planner. I'm not a very good plan.
player. That's my, uh, that's my strength. My strength is being able to plan out and organize and
execute strategies. That's, wait, this was it? Oh, I see. Just a minute. I, I, I don't, I'm getting
stressed. I'm going to change his hairstyle. Okay, so we should be able to go down here, right?
I got it. Heal 15 HP upon, upon applying a booth. That's good.
Okay, we did it.
Yeah, I'm telling you guys, like, every...
Every boss fight that I do,
um, or anything like that,
like, I, I will always figure out a way to...
Not have to put any effort into something.
Like, my entire life has been basically a series of attempts at not having to put effort into things in my life.
Like, if you, if you really take a step back and you think about it,
in the big picture, everything in my life has been leading towards me not having to do anything.
Clan Simon will ruin your money? I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you guys.
Like, I, everybody thinks that I can't do it because you don't know how I'm going to do it.
It's very obvious. Whenever I was a little kid, the teachers told me that I couldn't spend my whole life playing video games and drinking soda and sitting in my mom's house and hanging out with my friends.
Well, that wasn't true.
Literally, nobody, like, every, every single thing that people in my life told me that wouldn't happen.
How the fuck did I get over there?
That wasn't, like, an important item, was it?
I think it was like chroma or something like that.
Yeah, I don't really think I care about that.
Okay.
It's just chroma?
Yeah, that's whatever.
All right, let's go.
61.
61, Margo. See, but I disagree. I don't think she's lonely. She's alone.
She's not lonely. They clearly have some sort of society here and she's the odd one out, except for her co-conspirator in the workshop.
I've never seen creatures fighting amongst themselves before.
Oh, I admit I'm impressed by her creativity and drive almost like traitor for saying it
But there's something about here you can't help but want her to reach the sky
The fuck who the hell they talking about? Seale's parents maybe I don't know what the hell is it damn
Damn, yeah that on above the clouds. Oh shit. Oh shit
I can see the top of it.
Oh shit!
Where are you going? I don't know.
We're going to give them all agility.
Actually, I'm going to give Verso more health.
And I'll give her all agility.
To touch the sky.
But we're going above the sky box.
Let's go this way first.
More chromo.
Was that a bird?
I think it's time to change Verso's hair again.
Chromatic bruiser.
He has two fireballs.
Okay. It healed them.
Um, I guess I can do Phantom Strike.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's done. It's over, bro.
I hate it.
Bro, his career's done.
Yeah, it's, he's done. He's done.
That's carve a path.
Okay.
I'm gonna break him too.
Jesus Christ, it's so easy to be. It's so easy to be me.
I'm gonna be honest. It's just, it's so easy.
I want to res her.
I'm gonna res her.
Mark him.
Watch this.
Ready to...
What?
Holy...
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're outmatched.
Okay.
We're gonna rest her again.
It doesn't matter.
Don't die next time.
Alright.
Here we go.
All right.
We're gonna put him into dirt.
This is it.
He's done.
It's over.
It's like nothing.
It doesn't matter.
It's literally nothing.
It doesn't even matter.
You know what?
I'm so...
sick of this asshole. I really am. I'm so tired of him. He's dead. I'm killing him right now.
We're putting him in a dirt. It doesn't even say how much damage it did. See, he just dead.
Like that's it. He's literally just fucking dead. Could have done that like five hours ago?
Yeah, I know that. Well, I try to understand a little bit of like what the mechanics for the bosses are.
Rather than just killing them in one turn. Yeah, 1.4 million. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
you guys like my strategies for this are flawless like every time i i lose it's only a tactical win
how are you so skilled like i i've been watching other people play the game and it's crazy the
amount of like like they're actually like they actually try to be good at the game i haven't
tried to be good i just try to beat the game oh what's this 61 oh that's the same people
what is this oh shit is that a leesha oh that's it's it's a
sister oh shit isn't it's kind of awkward uh-oh she mad uh-oh oh she smiled what the
fuck the hell is this what's this bitch i doing you're the real accent you know papa painted her
yeah he made the axons right yeah so you know who she represents her you like with her uh why
What the fuck?
I thought we were just chilling
Damn, what the fuck?
I wasn't paying attention.
Okay, um
Damn, I'm doing that much damage at all.
Okay, um,
please don't do another attack.
Please don't do another attack.
Doesn't she, she has the res, right?
She has the res?
See?
See, I knew that was going to happen.
Okay.
Now I'm full.
up. Watch this. Oh! Wow!
Easiest game of my fucking life. Put her down. Yeah, I didn't even use the big attack.
I was just playing for fun. Actually killed her with burn? Well, I wanted to be more accurate.
That wasn't so bad. So she just won a duel for no reason. A friendly competition? Yeah.
Testing her? Clearly.
Oh
What the fuck?
Oh
What happened?
We both deserve to fly
Let me give you a new beginning
She doesn't want her to be email anymore
Too late
Maybe I picked the wrong girl
Damn
I mean she had to do it
Like what the fuck
Oh my
Oh my God, is that him
Lithium
What the fuck is lithium?
Virtuous is Stan
hitting a marked enemy doesn't remove mark
switch to Verso's answer
that's insane
that's really good what the fuck
God damn
there's really good yeah I mean
I don't need to use it right now but like
I probably will at some point in the future
so Verso's gone
he mad as fuck now
damn
well now what
at camp Verso refuses to talk to anyone
he stands alone by awake after wild males
decides to go and talk to him.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm sorry.
What she wanted.
I owed her that much.
We owed her that much.
Yep.
You know it's true.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn you wanted. You wouldn't have been able to sway her.
He's not you. You don't know that.
You didn't even give me the chance to try.
Two brothers.
To lose your sibling and never get the chance to say goodbye.
Damn.
Do what you want. You don't care.
How it affects the rest of us.
Damn.
I do care.
I know you're hurting, but the person who made that decision wasn't me.
It was her.
My Al's right, 100%.
Would have been wrong to deny her just so you could try and talk her out of our decision.
True.
She's the last of my family.
No one left now.
You don't have a family.
You're not even real.
You have me.
You have us.
Wasn't ready.
Uh-oh.
You were ready when you set Papa free.
True.
True.
You expected that he would erase the canvas and everyone in it.
Isn't that the same thing?
Oh.
Oh.
It's different
No, why.
You're right.
I should have thought of you.
I should have given you a chance to say goodbye.
Damn.
I'm truly sorry, Verso.
Yep.
Despite his frustration, Verso understands Mail's word.
He appreciates the male's honest with him.
And male empathizes deeply with Verso.
Damn.
Damn.
He's being a bitch.
They sit in silence a little longer.
This time, Mayo.
comforts for their own they had back there's okay talk to her again i got to talk to this bitch again
i'm getting quite tired of accounting okay spent time with mail yes
he's stirring off the monolith by herself the monolith looks strange without mama her number there
oh feels empty now it feels empty now being her there yeah i wonder what mama's doing now
she must be so upset didn't she probably trying to find the can
canvas again to get back in?
Yeah.
Claire won't be happy either.
They're probably driving each other crazy right now.
Damn.
Although, I doubt Claire's been home much.
Knowing her, she's probably hunting down the writers responsible for the...
For the fire?
For the fire.
Yeah.
Sounds like Claire.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Barely saw her when I was home.
She took Verso's down.
She took Verso's death very personally.
We all did.
I've met her three times.
Yeah.
You have?
The first time was right after the fracture with Expedition Zero.
She stopped us at the barrier.
Oh.
She told you everything then.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Then tried to kill us when you wouldn't go home.
Too.
Smart.
Claya.
She found me years later and tried to recruit me.
Then she found me again.
16 years ago.
Uh huh?
Mm-hmm.
I think she felt you were safer here.
Oh, that's whenever she put her into painting.
So she tried to make amends with him.
You've been watching me this whole time.
Nice.
From afar.
I'd slip back to Lumiere occasionally.
Damn.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, of course.
I couldn't exactly take you with me with me, but I tried to look out for you.
And once you left Lumiere, I stayed close.
I cleared all the really dangerous never runs out of your path.
And I pulled you away on the beach.
Damn.
So that's what explains it.
That's how she got there.
But you also let Renoir kill the rest of the.
expedition you didn't help them who cares there were too many of them to save
ah fuck them yeah I mean that's the way it goes I need to ask you something
uh oh what you wouldn't lie to me right uh uh I think we're well past that he's about to
lie to her on the cliff
Gustav what she let him die you let him die you let
Could you have saved him?
Yeah, probably.
Oh.
Oh!
Verso was scumbag confirmed?
No, he did what he had to do.
Relationship back to zero.
He was there.
He would refuse to help me send him a hook.
Based, true, completely right.
Yep, completely logical.
Absolutely pragmatic.
Absolutely.
So you let him die.
Yeah, of course.
That's right.
Too bad, huh?
I should have told you everything sooner.
I mean, she did just erase his sister.
I mean, you know...
So you didn't give a fuck about Gustav anymore?
Well...
Yeah.
It looks bland without a number.
I'll talk about it after this.
You're a painteress?
369.
How about Papa, you go home?
Gotcha.
Oh we go.
Come on, let's do it.
Male and Versus Bond are now unbreakable, forged in truth.
Wow.
Maximum Male relationship.
Wow.
Wow.
They head to the monolith, then Mayel repaints
sending a message to our father, the adventure hate,
understand her painter's side.
Gradying attack unlocked.
Gommage.
Oh shit.
He just go erase them hose.
Yep.
It's O.P.
Yeah, I wonder, I would have never guessed.
I would have never guessed that the spell that instantly deletes things would be overpowered.
What a shock.
Let me go down here, because I need to get the Lumina.
I need to go to that village.
Give me that loot, bitch.
Okay, so where the fuck is gestural village?
I have to go find it again.
Okay, so it's not...
Oh, she actually did...
Wait, I didn't think that would actually happen.
Damn!
She actually put that shit on there.
Is this, uh...
Wait, what the hell?
This is the other axon, right?
Yeah, it's got to be the...
Oh, there it is.
I see it now.
Oh, Lemire.
Oh, I thought...
Oh, well, now that makes...
sense okay now i get it okay we've got to go find well that will help we have to go find where the
fuck was the village gestural beach okay okay i'm going kind of in the right way
yeah yeah it's this one okay we're going right way the red trees yeah yeah i get it
yeah that was like no verso made the 100% right decision it's not even close
it's just obviously the right decision.
Even though she's going to cry about it and get mad.
Yeah, he made the right call.
As usual.
Yep.
It's just the way it is.
Boom, bitch.
Versa was right, and so was her dad.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
You gonna talk about Gustav earlier?
Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
We're gonna beat this bitch this time.
Watch this.
What?
What the hell?
This will hurt.
Okay. All right, now we're gonna kill her anyway.
It's okay. Doesn't matter.
Dude.
Oh my god.
You're dead? Yeah, I guess I am.
Holy shit.
That was a scratchy. I know.
All right.
Alright, all right, let me do it. Let me do another one
Oh my my do another one.
Oh, okay
I know, I got it, got it, got it, got it.
Easiest game on my life.
Jesus, look at damage.
Oh, bro, she's done.
She's done. It's over. It's over. It's over.
Okay. Um, I'm gonna wait for her to bleed.
Fuck, it didn't bleed her at all.
What a mistake.
Fuck!
Jesus Christ!
You could have broke her?
I didn't think that it would be the right option.
Like I hit her for 3 fucking million damage, I didn't even...
Okay.
Dude, it's so much less damage.
Okay.
We're gonna do the same thing this time, we're gonna do it again.
Alright?
Oh my god.
It's over. It's over, guys, it's over.
It's so fucking over.
It's so fucking over.
Jesus Christ!
Just come back later.
It should too fast.
I don't even know what the timing is.
Okay.
Or into tactics?
No.
That's not happening.
Okay, we're gonna do the same thing, and this time it's gonna go really well.
Okay.
All right.
This time we win, all right?
It's over, isn't it?
It's so fucking over.
It's so, it's so fucking over.
Holy fuck.
Get rid of roulette, it's ass?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's really good.
Okay.
Alright, I might do one more.
This is my last one.
You're way too under-leveled.
You actually think that this is because I'm under-leveled.
I really appreciate that.
But we all know it's not.
Okay.
This is the worst day in my life.
It's actually the worst day of my life.
This is it.
All right, let me do one more.
I'm gonna do one more.
I can beat her.
I can beat her.
I just have to get really lucky.
Okay.
That wasn't enough.
It wasn't enough.
Um, I guess we'll just do this for now.
Jesus Christ, it is literally zero damage.
Got it.
Nice.
Okay, I'm gonna do one more.
I have to go after this, okay?
I keep hanging the wrong button.
I'm so, I'm so triggered.
I literally keep hitting the wrong button.
I'm so mad.
Okay.
Use the weapon with burn damage?
I don't think that's gonna matter, guys.
We're gonna do it this time, all right?
Okay. This is where we win, all right?
Ready to parry.
Not leaving you behind.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Oh, my God, bro. I'm too slow.
Okay, all right. I got, I got to stop.
I got to stop.
The one shots are brutal.
Yeah, I, uh, I just have a, like, I have bad timing.
Like, straight up. Like, I just have a bad timing.
But it's okay. I'll do more of this tomorrow.
That's, it's not a big.
idea we just do more of it then i'll be back on tomorrow and uh we will uh we'll get back to it then
so i thank you guys very much for watching i appreciate it and uh we'll have a bit of longer stream
then too i got some more stuff i have to do today so until next time gentlemen peace see it
