Asmongold TV - Expedition 33 is just crazy | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So we got here, we did this. Okay, now it's time to go over here. Figure it all time. Just a masterpiece? Yeah, this game's fucking amazing. I love this game. Okay. I want to finish the side content here.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Because there's like, it's like one of those games where like you beat the game. Like I beat the story. But there's a bunch of other like hard content and like extra content that's, wait, who's this? Are these good guys? Those are bad guys. Those are bad guys. They're bad guys. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:00:33 What are you doing? Wait, why they have so much help? Why is she have so... Why does she have so much health? Wow! First free aim shot, each turn deals 200% increased damage? Oh my God! That's insane!
Starting point is 00:01:36 Let's see, we're going to get rid of double mark right now, and I'm just going to swap it out with energizing turn, because I just think it's better right now. And weakness, 1 AP on hitting enemy's weakness. I probably should get this one as well. SOS power, free aim hit, base attack damage. That's also actually pretty good too. Versatile or weakness gain.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I feel like, let's go with weakness gain. I think that's better. Okay, that's fine. Good. Okay. This is the America build? Yes, this is a 200% damage bonus. Now I want to see how much damage I can do with this.
Starting point is 00:02:23 This is insane. Is this some kind of bullshit? This looks like some kind of bullshit. That's not so bad. That's not so bad. Longer shell. A level 20 shell. That's a big shell.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Okay. Is there anything down here that I want to check out? No, there's not. Okay, let's go this way. We're no way. Yeah, no. Use male for park horse. She's small.
Starting point is 00:03:02 No, Verso is better. Men are better than women. That's just how it is. Yeah, why would I want to? No, of course not. Of course. Yeah, I mean, it's just the way it is, guys. truth hurts yeah it's just how it is
Starting point is 00:03:21 what's this oh shit we have another elevator wait what the fuck what's over here oh oh oh oh what's going on here okay let's see how much damage it does you guys ready 20,000
Starting point is 00:04:04 you love to see it okay we're gonna see if she can kill all of them I don't know if she can or not Okay. We're gonna kill this guy now. It's actually crazy how like just brokenness is. I don't even need to play the game anymore. I've transcended the entire video game. It's a first person shooter and none of the characters can move.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Auto attack for the win. Yeah, she's crazy O.P. Yeah, this is nuts. Ooh, who's this guy? Hello? Which is worse to die or be the one that survives? To grieve or to be grieved? to die. Death is over in an instant,
Starting point is 00:05:11 but one who survives carries that death the rest of their lives. I found myself grieving before they've even passed. Grieving for what could have been. Grieving for what's to come. She'll never forgive herself. She'll carry the scars with her always. I wish I could ease her burden.
Starting point is 00:05:26 My guy sounds like he's having a bad time. Wait, there's even more? Oh my God. This is all a hidden area. What the fuck? This level's insane? Yeah, this is all side content. This place is huge.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yes, look at this. This is crazy. So it takes five hits to kill the ball. That's a lot of hits. 26,000. That's a lot of damage. Yeah, bro, she just does everything. It's not even hard.
Starting point is 00:06:31 10% of a gradient charge on counterattack? That's fucking insane. Are you kidding me? Oh my God. That's so good. Make sure there's nothing behind these. No. Damn, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:06:49 She's that paintress? No, bro. She's a guntrist. She ain't painting shit. Back a bit to the right. Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:14 What's this? 15% of a gradient charge on a base attack. Bro, what the fuck? These are insane. Oh, my God. Forverso? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:35 let me see so uh what do i have i'm just going to get rid of second chance for now and we're going to give him this just because uh it's like it's it's good to have right most of the stuff you find here is insane yeah this is really really good i had no idea that this stuff was even there phenomenal cosmic power that actually gives me uh nostalgia from uh that was the name of the achievement for getting azur champion. I remember McConnell and I got Azaroth's champion together in BFA? Man, those were the days. Those were the days. Oh, now we're going all the way up to the top. Damn, what the fuck? Oh, not quite all the way. What's this? There's something behind here? There's not. Okay, let's keep going. Has McConnell played this game? I don't know. That's a good question. Okay, I'm
Starting point is 00:09:00 Is there anything I can level up? I'm gonna give them all agility. I really feel like agility right now is the play. Actually for Verso, since I just dropped his health thing, I'm gonna give him more vitality. And for her, I'm gonna give her more agility too. Okay, and then for skills, I don't really, I don't think I need to learn them any skills right now,
Starting point is 00:09:21 so it doesn't really matter. And so let's just keep going. The fuck? Did that Neveron just kick a different never run off the tower? It looks that way. Oh. Damn, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Good stuff. We can actually start using these. Are these guys like elites or something? They're really big. Oh no. They have a lot of health. Shit, I have to play the game now? I wasn't ready for this at all.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Phantom Strike? Yes. I need to get one more point. I'm just going to try to get lucky. Okay. 84,000. Nine already. How the fuck did she get nine like that? Okay. Uh, let's do Phantom Strike now. Actually, yeah, yeah, let's do it now.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Not great, but it's okay. Okay, auto attack him right now. See that? Now I have one gradient charge. Yeah, yeah, this is it. He's, it's over. It's over for him. I'm about to end this dude's whole career. Watch. Watch. Oh, bro. Bro.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bro. We bought it in a big one right there. The endless tower will humble you quick. That's okay. I'll figure out how to beat that the same as I figure out how to beat everything else. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:12:39 Maybe it's this way? Oh, I was right. Oh, a door? Well, I want to kill this first. What's he doing? What's he going to do? bitch we're gonna take him out
Starting point is 00:13:05 we're gonna put him in the dirt we're gonna delete him what he's not dead what do you mean he's not dead oh he's broke I didn't do shit for damage what the hell a bunch of bullshit that was
Starting point is 00:13:53 okay let me think what how are we gonna handle this yes watch watch me do it watch me do it I have a plan I have a plan another one Another one.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Okay, there we go. Big Dick. Jesus, bro, I didn't even need to do anything. Ah, damn. We consider taking out paying power for all the lower level zones you skipped. I didn't. I did almost all the lower level zones already.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Okay, now we've got the big three cock suckers. Now this is no joke, okay, guys. This is no joke. So we're gonna get rid of this for now. I just wanted to make sure that I have it empowered. And we need to have a big dick attack. Hmm. I'm trying to think like what's the biggest dick attack that we can get.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I guess we can just give her second chance. Yeah, we just give her that. That should be good enough. All right. Now we got these big boys. Apparently these guys are hard to kill. We'll see how this goes. Wait, Verso's first.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Wait, what? Huh? Okay. That's fine. Ain't no problem to me. Wow. Okay. You guys see how I do the two greens and I do that thermal transfer?
Starting point is 00:16:20 Watch this. See this? Now she gets all of her points back. It's actually so O.P. It's the most OPE. And then we mayhem. Megadick. Done.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Deleted. Finished. Yeated. Gone. Get out of my life. Wait, that was it? I did all that just for that piece of shit? I didn't even get anything good at this.
Starting point is 00:16:51 What the hell? The door? I know, yeah, we're gonna go to the door, don't worry about it. It's right over here. And this is the path all the way back up. See? See, I knew this was here. I just couldn't see it yet.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I can see items even whenever they're not in view. Let's open the door. Unknown. Yeah. These are these animals. I've been killing. That's that one asshole I killed too. He got a bunch of figurines.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Murderer? Yeah, I know. Got him, I know. Don't forget to take your journals back to Gestral Village for the rewards. After I finish this island, we're going to the Gestral Village. Remind me to do that because I might forget. Ah, fuck. We can just go back up here. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Okay. Yeah, we are going to go over there. Okay. Let's see how this goes. Gestral Village gives 20 lumina. Yeah, I don't know how to get the Lumina or anything like that. I mean, I haven't tried to over-level or do anything that makes the game easier. The thing is that, like, for me, oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's a lot of big boys.
Starting point is 00:19:38 That's a lot of big boys. God damn. we got big dick him let's do it oh oh oh okay um let's see uh we're gonna focus on uh i think we'll kill this one first okay and then we're gonna just mayhem uh we'll mayhem him jesus bro she's actually a lot stronger than i feel like yeah i feel like i don't give her enough credit for how good she is and I'm getting a quarter million experience for each single one of these that's a lot man I'm cooking to cross this I'm assuming I can probably fall down here right so I don't want to have that happen
Starting point is 00:20:33 I missed a mime I didn't near the flag what fuck shit I hate these fucking things nice okay it's just by itself okay by the way I'm about to put them in the dirt you guys might not know this but it's about to happen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:21:54 That didn't do as much damage as I thought it would. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Big dick. Damn. All right. Big damage. Mega damage.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Mega damage. Mega dick. I think I can break him with just this. Not quite. Jesus. He's still not dead. He's still not dead. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:47 How are you not dead? Oh! Okay. I was about to say, Dude, baguette. Thank God, that's just what I wanted. You have to break him into damage? Not with that big attack, I don't.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Dude, that did so much fucking damage. That was insane. We're baguette? Absolutely fucking not. 100% we are not wearing baguette. Okay, let's go this way. This is the path forward now. Sendal is overtuned.
Starting point is 00:24:54 It's really good. I think that, realistically, it would probably be better tuned if you had to wait a turn to use it. Like you had to charge it. That's what I would say is probably the case. Sendal even got nerfed once, really? God damn.
Starting point is 00:25:27 It already got nerfed? Holy shit. Yeah, I didn't even know that. Jesus. Nurfed by 40%. Wow. So, like, before it was just like... It was just like the I win button.
Starting point is 00:25:48 And now it's still the I win button, but like, you don't win by as much. Is that pretty much it? Pretty much? Yeah. It's crazy that all this is side content, man. It really is. Most games, this isn't even the main content. Uh, no, okay, I, I was just, I was thinking about a situation that could have existed. But it didn't exist. Okay, who's this guy?
Starting point is 00:26:34 Hello? Mr. Green. What do you want, Mr. Green? What's up, bitch? This is like a Minecraft cosplayer. No! Furtiggo, remember? Why, I just give it to somebody else. His intentions are good, I know, but... Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Your father? I'm the youngest, which makes everything worse. Uh-oh. I understand that. Only child. Yeah. Claire's the oldest.
Starting point is 00:27:53 She's just so perfect. So. She is hot. That's true. He should be because she's not a delusional bitch. Yeah. True, so true. So true.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Jesus could always make Papa laugh. I had so many inside jokes. Yeah. Then there's me. And then there's you. The actual favorite. For no reason. The one he calls his hidden star,
Starting point is 00:28:22 but who's too shy and self-conscious to see it. Jesus. Yeah, here I am, messing things up even more. So true. Look around. He just wants you to fly. Mm-hmm. So does this mean that we can fly?
Starting point is 00:28:47 Why? Your affilians different from the rest. Doesn't sabotage it builds. All these inventions. Gustav would have loved to see this. Damn. This is a big ass area. I can hear... there it is. Yep, I knew it. Is this some bullshit? No, it's not. Oh, lovely.
Starting point is 00:29:15 I actually have no idea what any of the monsters in this entire zone do at all. I don't know what their abilities are. I don't know their attack patterns. I don't know. anything about them at all. And I feel like there's gonna be a point where that becomes a really big problem. What the fuck? Oh.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Oh. What is this? We're somewhere totally different. It's a foggy area? Yeah, I can see that. Oh, shit! Healing tents also a... Ow, wow, wow, okay. Who's this guy?
Starting point is 00:30:22 Fuck out of here. Uh... Okay, that's pretty simple. Oh, he's got no health, bro. He's got no health. This is gonna be easy. Yeah, he's done. Yeah, look at that.
Starting point is 00:31:03 He's, he's so done. Okay. Look, look, look, look, look, real quick. Can I do this again? Okay, so you can only do one extra turn, okay? Yeah, I, I didn't know. I wonder what he does. Let me use the Phantom Stars.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Okay. Oh, I can. just do this. Easiest game of my life as usual. What? Fuck you, bitch. Suck a dick. A blighted wave. So I just... You know what? You fuck outta here, pussy. Get out of here, bitch.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Get out of my life. That was a pretty easy Perry. I mean, the ones that fuck me up is whenever they go like... That's whenever it really messes me up. Like, if it's just, just a simple animation it's easy for me to understand wait there's more than one of these fucking things what do you mean there's more than one okay it's fine it's fine i know what to do i know how to handle i can beat his ass he's the easiest game my life honestly watch this
Starting point is 00:33:47 watch this watch me get there yeah see there it is okay that's a dubby we hit a w i wonder why i didn't get more points out of that uh gains ap f did oh because the target was not burning that's what it was I didn't even know that that's probably not gonna do how much damage then yeah that's okay okay well fuck this he's dying get out of my life wait what how are you not dead what that was a different animation all right yep we got one tap he did well I didn't know that shit was gonna happen let me just I'm gonna just heal right now I'm gonna get him topped up.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I didn't know there were this many cockasses in this area. I thought it was just gonna be one asshole, but now it's a bunch of them. We're gonna go the other way in a minute, but I just wanted to check. Okay, let's go down this way. I can't believe, I can't believe that, like, I couldn't one-shot him. That was so stupid, man. That was so dumb. And then he got to do an attack on me too?
Starting point is 00:35:55 This is really stupid. Up? You're talking about up for? Bro, bro. Are you kidding me? Oh my God. This is like a vendor, right? This guy, yeah, this is a vendor.
Starting point is 00:36:33 This is my boy, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm so high up. Trade, okay. Let me fight him. Okay, we're going to use mail for sure. We're away. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:36:46 No, no. Mayo. Okay. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Okay. No mark. I'm gonna take them out right now. Yep. Easiest game of my life.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I'm so high. That's right. Tyrezzo. Gain one rank on applying Mark. Mark an enemy on base attack. Maybe that's good. What do you guys think? Is that good?
Starting point is 00:37:27 there's a lot of these I need to buy Holy fuck I don't even have the money to buy all these oh I already own the level 10 version I bought them all anyway it doesn't matter this weapon isn't that important I don't think so we're gonna skip it and we're gonna get the protecting heel instead because it's a higher level
Starting point is 00:38:08 I am now like I have no money now by the way like I'm totally fucking broke I don't want to go over there yet I'm gonna make sure that I do the other area too. Poor? Yeah, I know. I got, if you're broke, just say so. That's where we're at now. That's, that's me. No. No. No, it's not all three of them, right? This is so bad. I have to do this. I literally miss my shot. I have a plan. I have a vision. Trust in the plan. See the vision. Okay. So he's already, he's already debuffs. So we're going to attack, uh, we're going to attack, uh, we're going to attack, uh, this one again I
Starting point is 00:39:33 um actually no we're gonna attack him again okay and now we do thermal transfer again on him extra damage as well alright
Starting point is 00:39:54 give me a green give me a green big dick time it is big dick time let's do it holy shit bro they just got fucking evaporated
Starting point is 00:40:34 oh my god erase from existence Yes. I didn't know that was going to happen. I thought we're going to have to do that differently, actually. Oh my god, this place is fucking massive. Gammaged. They did. They got g-gmage. They got god. What the fuck is this? Oh, I gotta go over there. Well, that will help. Jesus, how's it that high up? Okay. It looks like we did everything here. I'm just double-checking. Is the down or
Starting point is 00:41:47 up go down okay the down one is the right option first take merchant balloon okay yeah thank you yeah i only want advice for stuff like that so i don't miss anything you know is simon really that hard i have no idea here's what my here's what my guess is i bet by the time i get to him i'm gonna beat him it's gonna be a joke because i'm a champion that's probably what's gonna happen sure thing bro thank you like i'm everybody laugh why y'all laughing like you actually think that in every single circumstance, in every single case, the same exact thing happens in every game. Everybody doubts me, and then everybody's mad. Because they're like, man, they're like, why is he coming out ahead with this? It's not fair.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Okay, uh, let's just go ahead and do this. Yeah, no, y'all, y'all find out. Big Dick. That's right. That's right. I'm gonna be honest. I'm really uh, I'm really liking using this ability. I wonder how much Wildfire does to everything because I have two blue ones. Let me see how much it does. Ah, it's a pretty good amount actually. Didn't even fucking matter. Oh shit! There's no way, right? Load save. See? We smart.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Wait. It's okay. What have we here? And then I go... I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I am. You got to redo the fight? No, I don't. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:46:13 I have to go down over here. All I have to do is redo one fight. That's no big deal. Takes me like three seconds to do that. Why did you reload such an old save? Because that was the only other one that I had. Because now all I have to do is fight those three cock suckers again. The merchant? No, because I've already spent the money. No, because I had 200,000 and I spent everything.
Starting point is 00:47:00 You guys are really trying to get me. Y'all really try to get me with this kind of stuff and like mess me up. Yeah, like that's not what's happening. Like I'm telling you guys, I know how to play the game. Well, I mean, like, not really. I mean, I know how to plan the game. Like, I don't know how to play the game, but I know how to plan it. Big planner? Yes, I'm a very good planner. I'm not a very good planner. I'm not a very good plan. player. That's my, uh, that's my strength. My strength is being able to plan out and organize and execute strategies. That's, wait, this was it? Oh, I see. Just a minute. I, I, I don't, I'm getting stressed. I'm going to change his hairstyle. Okay, so we should be able to go down here, right? I got it. Heal 15 HP upon, upon applying a booth. That's good.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Okay, we did it. Yeah, I'm telling you guys, like, every... Every boss fight that I do, um, or anything like that, like, I, I will always figure out a way to... Not have to put any effort into something. Like, my entire life has been basically a series of attempts at not having to put effort into things in my life. Like, if you, if you really take a step back and you think about it,
Starting point is 00:49:29 in the big picture, everything in my life has been leading towards me not having to do anything. Clan Simon will ruin your money? I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you guys. Like, I, everybody thinks that I can't do it because you don't know how I'm going to do it. It's very obvious. Whenever I was a little kid, the teachers told me that I couldn't spend my whole life playing video games and drinking soda and sitting in my mom's house and hanging out with my friends. Well, that wasn't true. Literally, nobody, like, every, every single thing that people in my life told me that wouldn't happen. How the fuck did I get over there? That wasn't, like, an important item, was it?
Starting point is 00:50:32 I think it was like chroma or something like that. Yeah, I don't really think I care about that. Okay. It's just chroma? Yeah, that's whatever. All right, let's go. 61. 61, Margo. See, but I disagree. I don't think she's lonely. She's alone.
Starting point is 00:51:02 She's not lonely. They clearly have some sort of society here and she's the odd one out, except for her co-conspirator in the workshop. I've never seen creatures fighting amongst themselves before. Oh, I admit I'm impressed by her creativity and drive almost like traitor for saying it But there's something about here you can't help but want her to reach the sky The fuck who the hell they talking about? Seale's parents maybe I don't know what the hell is it damn Damn, yeah that on above the clouds. Oh shit. Oh shit I can see the top of it. Oh shit!
Starting point is 00:52:37 Where are you going? I don't know. We're going to give them all agility. Actually, I'm going to give Verso more health. And I'll give her all agility. To touch the sky. But we're going above the sky box. Let's go this way first. More chromo.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Was that a bird? I think it's time to change Verso's hair again. Chromatic bruiser. He has two fireballs. Okay. It healed them. Um, I guess I can do Phantom Strike. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's done. It's over, bro. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Bro, his career's done. Yeah, it's, he's done. He's done. That's carve a path. Okay. I'm gonna break him too. Jesus Christ, it's so easy to be. It's so easy to be me. I'm gonna be honest. It's just, it's so easy. I want to res her.
Starting point is 00:55:24 I'm gonna res her. Mark him. Watch this. Ready to... What? Holy... Are you fucking kidding me? You're outmatched.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Okay. We're gonna rest her again. It doesn't matter. Don't die next time. Alright. Here we go. All right. We're gonna put him into dirt.
Starting point is 00:56:30 This is it. He's done. It's over. It's like nothing. It doesn't matter. It's literally nothing. It doesn't even matter. You know what?
Starting point is 00:57:14 I'm so... sick of this asshole. I really am. I'm so tired of him. He's dead. I'm killing him right now. We're putting him in a dirt. It doesn't even say how much damage it did. See, he just dead. Like that's it. He's literally just fucking dead. Could have done that like five hours ago? Yeah, I know that. Well, I try to understand a little bit of like what the mechanics for the bosses are. Rather than just killing them in one turn. Yeah, 1.4 million. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. you guys like my strategies for this are flawless like every time i i lose it's only a tactical win how are you so skilled like i i've been watching other people play the game and it's crazy the
Starting point is 00:58:18 amount of like like they're actually like they actually try to be good at the game i haven't tried to be good i just try to beat the game oh what's this 61 oh that's the same people what is this oh shit is that a leesha oh that's it's it's a sister oh shit isn't it's kind of awkward uh-oh she mad uh-oh oh she smiled what the fuck the hell is this what's this bitch i doing you're the real accent you know papa painted her yeah he made the axons right yeah so you know who she represents her you like with her uh why What the fuck? I thought we were just chilling
Starting point is 01:04:13 Damn, what the fuck? I wasn't paying attention. Okay, um Damn, I'm doing that much damage at all. Okay, um, please don't do another attack. Please don't do another attack. Doesn't she, she has the res, right?
Starting point is 01:04:54 She has the res? See? See, I knew that was going to happen. Okay. Now I'm full. up. Watch this. Oh! Wow! Easiest game of my fucking life. Put her down. Yeah, I didn't even use the big attack. I was just playing for fun. Actually killed her with burn? Well, I wanted to be more accurate.
Starting point is 01:05:46 That wasn't so bad. So she just won a duel for no reason. A friendly competition? Yeah. Testing her? Clearly. Oh What the fuck? Oh What happened? We both deserve to fly Let me give you a new beginning
Starting point is 01:07:56 She doesn't want her to be email anymore Too late Maybe I picked the wrong girl Damn I mean she had to do it Like what the fuck Oh my Oh my God, is that him
Starting point is 01:10:09 Lithium What the fuck is lithium? Virtuous is Stan hitting a marked enemy doesn't remove mark switch to Verso's answer that's insane that's really good what the fuck God damn
Starting point is 01:10:42 there's really good yeah I mean I don't need to use it right now but like I probably will at some point in the future so Verso's gone he mad as fuck now damn well now what at camp Verso refuses to talk to anyone
Starting point is 01:11:20 he stands alone by awake after wild males decides to go and talk to him. Yep. Yep. I'm sorry. What she wanted. I owed her that much. We owed her that much.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Yep. You know it's true. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn you wanted. You wouldn't have been able to sway her. He's not you. You don't know that. You didn't even give me the chance to try.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Two brothers. To lose your sibling and never get the chance to say goodbye. Damn. Do what you want. You don't care. How it affects the rest of us. Damn. I do care. I know you're hurting, but the person who made that decision wasn't me.
Starting point is 01:13:09 It was her. My Al's right, 100%. Would have been wrong to deny her just so you could try and talk her out of our decision. True. She's the last of my family. No one left now. You don't have a family. You're not even real.
Starting point is 01:13:27 You have me. You have us. Wasn't ready. Uh-oh. You were ready when you set Papa free. True. True. You expected that he would erase the canvas and everyone in it.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Isn't that the same thing? Oh. Oh. It's different No, why. You're right. I should have thought of you. I should have given you a chance to say goodbye.
Starting point is 01:14:24 Damn. I'm truly sorry, Verso. Yep. Despite his frustration, Verso understands Mail's word. He appreciates the male's honest with him. And male empathizes deeply with Verso. Damn. Damn.
Starting point is 01:14:57 He's being a bitch. They sit in silence a little longer. This time, Mayo. comforts for their own they had back there's okay talk to her again i got to talk to this bitch again i'm getting quite tired of accounting okay spent time with mail yes he's stirring off the monolith by herself the monolith looks strange without mama her number there oh feels empty now it feels empty now being her there yeah i wonder what mama's doing now she must be so upset didn't she probably trying to find the can
Starting point is 01:15:49 canvas again to get back in? Yeah. Claire won't be happy either. They're probably driving each other crazy right now. Damn. Although, I doubt Claire's been home much. Knowing her, she's probably hunting down the writers responsible for the... For the fire?
Starting point is 01:16:10 For the fire. Yeah. Sounds like Claire. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Barely saw her when I was home. She took Verso's down. She took Verso's death very personally.
Starting point is 01:16:25 We all did. I've met her three times. Yeah. You have? The first time was right after the fracture with Expedition Zero. She stopped us at the barrier. Oh. She told you everything then.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Uh-oh. Yeah. Then tried to kill us when you wouldn't go home. Too. Smart. Claya. She found me years later and tried to recruit me. Then she found me again.
Starting point is 01:16:57 16 years ago. Uh huh? Mm-hmm. I think she felt you were safer here. Oh, that's whenever she put her into painting. So she tried to make amends with him. You've been watching me this whole time. Nice.
Starting point is 01:17:21 From afar. I'd slip back to Lumiere occasionally. Damn. Uh-oh. Yeah, of course. I couldn't exactly take you with me with me, but I tried to look out for you. And once you left Lumiere, I stayed close. I cleared all the really dangerous never runs out of your path.
Starting point is 01:17:48 And I pulled you away on the beach. Damn. So that's what explains it. That's how she got there. But you also let Renoir kill the rest of the. expedition you didn't help them who cares there were too many of them to save ah fuck them yeah I mean that's the way it goes I need to ask you something uh oh what you wouldn't lie to me right uh uh I think we're well past that he's about to
Starting point is 01:18:29 lie to her on the cliff Gustav what she let him die you let him die you let Could you have saved him? Yeah, probably. Oh. Oh! Verso was scumbag confirmed? No, he did what he had to do.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Relationship back to zero. He was there. He would refuse to help me send him a hook. Based, true, completely right. Yep, completely logical. Absolutely pragmatic. Absolutely. So you let him die.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Yeah, of course. That's right. Too bad, huh? I should have told you everything sooner. I mean, she did just erase his sister. I mean, you know... So you didn't give a fuck about Gustav anymore? Well...
Starting point is 01:20:35 Yeah. It looks bland without a number. I'll talk about it after this. You're a painteress? 369. How about Papa, you go home? Gotcha. Oh we go.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Come on, let's do it. Male and Versus Bond are now unbreakable, forged in truth. Wow. Maximum Male relationship. Wow. Wow. They head to the monolith, then Mayel repaints sending a message to our father, the adventure hate,
Starting point is 01:21:17 understand her painter's side. Gradying attack unlocked. Gommage. Oh shit. He just go erase them hose. Yep. It's O.P. Yeah, I wonder, I would have never guessed.
Starting point is 01:21:40 I would have never guessed that the spell that instantly deletes things would be overpowered. What a shock. Let me go down here, because I need to get the Lumina. I need to go to that village. Give me that loot, bitch. Okay, so where the fuck is gestural village? I have to go find it again. Okay, so it's not...
Starting point is 01:22:11 Oh, she actually did... Wait, I didn't think that would actually happen. Damn! She actually put that shit on there. Is this, uh... Wait, what the hell? This is the other axon, right? Yeah, it's got to be the...
Starting point is 01:22:39 Oh, there it is. I see it now. Oh, Lemire. Oh, I thought... Oh, well, now that makes... sense okay now i get it okay we've got to go find well that will help we have to go find where the fuck was the village gestural beach okay okay i'm going kind of in the right way yeah yeah it's this one okay we're going right way the red trees yeah yeah i get it
Starting point is 01:23:19 yeah that was like no verso made the 100% right decision it's not even close it's just obviously the right decision. Even though she's going to cry about it and get mad. Yeah, he made the right call. As usual. Yep. It's just the way it is. Boom, bitch.
Starting point is 01:23:53 Versa was right, and so was her dad. Yeah, I know. Okay. You gonna talk about Gustav earlier? Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay. We're gonna beat this bitch this time. Watch this.
Starting point is 01:24:25 What? What the hell? This will hurt. Okay. All right, now we're gonna kill her anyway. It's okay. Doesn't matter. Dude. Oh my god. You're dead? Yeah, I guess I am.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Holy shit. That was a scratchy. I know. All right. Alright, all right, let me do it. Let me do another one Oh my my do another one. Oh, okay I know, I got it, got it, got it, got it. Easiest game on my life.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Jesus, look at damage. Oh, bro, she's done. She's done. It's over. It's over. It's over. Okay. Um, I'm gonna wait for her to bleed. Fuck, it didn't bleed her at all. What a mistake. Fuck! Jesus Christ!
Starting point is 01:27:01 You could have broke her? I didn't think that it would be the right option. Like I hit her for 3 fucking million damage, I didn't even... Okay. Dude, it's so much less damage. Okay. We're gonna do the same thing this time, we're gonna do it again. Alright?
Starting point is 01:27:33 Oh my god. It's over. It's over, guys, it's over. It's so fucking over. It's so fucking over. Jesus Christ! Just come back later. It should too fast. I don't even know what the timing is.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Okay. Or into tactics? No. That's not happening. Okay, we're gonna do the same thing, and this time it's gonna go really well. Okay. All right. This time we win, all right?
Starting point is 01:28:52 It's over, isn't it? It's so fucking over. It's so, it's so fucking over. Holy fuck. Get rid of roulette, it's ass? No, it's not. No, it's not. It's really good.
Starting point is 01:29:24 Okay. Alright, I might do one more. This is my last one. You're way too under-leveled. You actually think that this is because I'm under-leveled. I really appreciate that. But we all know it's not. Okay.
Starting point is 01:30:27 This is the worst day in my life. It's actually the worst day of my life. This is it. All right, let me do one more. I'm gonna do one more. I can beat her. I can beat her. I just have to get really lucky.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Okay. That wasn't enough. It wasn't enough. Um, I guess we'll just do this for now. Jesus Christ, it is literally zero damage. Got it. Nice. Okay, I'm gonna do one more.
Starting point is 01:32:27 I have to go after this, okay? I keep hanging the wrong button. I'm so, I'm so triggered. I literally keep hitting the wrong button. I'm so mad. Okay. Use the weapon with burn damage? I don't think that's gonna matter, guys.
Starting point is 01:32:57 We're gonna do it this time, all right? Okay. This is where we win, all right? Ready to parry. Not leaving you behind. Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh, my God, bro. I'm too slow. Okay, all right. I got, I got to stop.
Starting point is 01:33:56 I got to stop. The one shots are brutal. Yeah, I, uh, I just have a, like, I have bad timing. Like, straight up. Like, I just have a bad timing. But it's okay. I'll do more of this tomorrow. That's, it's not a big. idea we just do more of it then i'll be back on tomorrow and uh we will uh we'll get back to it then so i thank you guys very much for watching i appreciate it and uh we'll have a bit of longer stream
Starting point is 01:34:16 then too i got some more stuff i have to do today so until next time gentlemen peace see it

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