Asmongold TV - Expedition 33 is just crazy | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: September 27, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So we got here, we did this. Okay, now it's time to go over here. Figure it all time. Just a masterpiece? Yeah, this game's fucking amazing. I love this game. Okay. I want to finish the side content here.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Because there's like, it's like one of those games where like you beat the game. Like I beat the story. But there's a bunch of other like hard content and like extra content that's, wait, who's this? Are these good guys? Those are bad guys. Those are bad guys. They're bad guys. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:00:33 What are you doing? Wait, why they have so much help? Why does she have so... Why does she have so much health? Wow! First free aim shot, each turn deals 200% increased damage? Oh my God! That's insane!
Starting point is 00:01:36 Let's see, we're going to get rid of double mark right now, and I'm just going to swap it out with energizing turn, because I just think it's better right now. And weakness, 1 AP on hitting enemy's weakness. I probably should get this one as well. SOS power, free aim hit, base attack damage. That's also actually pretty good too. Versatile or weakness gain.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I feel like, let's go with weakness gain. I think that's better. Okay, that's fine. Good. Okay. This is the America build. Yes, this is a 200% damage bonus. Now I want to see how much damage I can do with this.
Starting point is 00:02:23 This is insane. Is this some kind of bullshit? This looks like some kind of bullshit. That's not so bad. That's not so bad. Longer shell. A level 20 shell. That's a big shell.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Okay, is there anything down here that I want to check out? No, there's not. Okay, let's go this way. We know no way. Yeah, no. Use male for park horse. She's small. No, Verso is better.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Men are better than women. That's just how it is. Yeah, why would I want to? No, of course not. Of course. Yeah, I mean, it's just the way it is, guys. truth hurts yeah it's just how it is what's this
Starting point is 00:03:23 oh shit we have another elevator wait what the fuck what's over here oh oh oh oh what's going on here okay let's see how much damage it does you guys ready 20,000
Starting point is 00:04:04 you love to see it okay we're gonna see if she can kill all of them I don't know if she can or not Okay. We're gonna kill this guy now. It's actually crazy how like just brokenness is. I don't even need to play the game anymore. I've transcended the entire video game. It's a first person shooter and none of the characters can move.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Auto attack for the win. Yeah, she's crazy OP. Yeah, this is nuts. Ooh, who's this guy? Hello? Which is worse to die or be the one that survives? To grieve or to be grieved? To die. Death is over in an instant, but one who survives carries that death the rest of their lives.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I found myself grieving before they've even passed. Grieving for what could have been. Grieving for what's to come. She'll never forgive herself. She'll carry the scars with her always. I wish I could ease her burden. That guy sounds like he's having a bad time. Wait, there's even more?
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh my God. This is all a hidden area. What the fuck? This level is insane. Yeah, this is all side content. This place is huge. Yes, look at this. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:06 So it takes five hits to kill the ball. That's a lot of hits. 26,000. That's a lot of damage. Yeah, bro, she just does everything. It's not even hard. 10% of a gradient charge on counterattack? That's fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Are you kidding me? Oh my God. That's so good. Make sure there's nothing behind these. No. Damn, what the fuck? She's that paintress? No, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:51 She's a guntrist. She ain't painting shit. Back a bit to the right. Okay. Oh shit. Oh, yeah. What's this? 15% of a gradient charge on a base attack.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Bro, what the fuck? These are insane. Oh my God. For Verso? Yeah. Yeah. Let me see. So what do I have?
Starting point is 00:07:39 I'm just going to get rid of second chance for now. And we're going to give him this just because it's like it's good to have, right? Most of the stuff you find here is insane. Yeah, this is really, really good. I had no idea that this stuff was even there. Phenomenal cosmic power. That actually gives me nostalgia from, that was the name of the achievement for getting Azaroth's champion.
Starting point is 00:08:10 that I remember McConnell and I got Azaroth champion together in BFA Man those were the days Those were the days Oh now we're going all the way up to the top Damn what the fuck Oh not quite all the way What's this? There's something behind here
Starting point is 00:08:49 There's not Okay, let's keep going Has McConnell played this game? I don't know, that's a good question Okay, upgrade attributes Is there anything I can level up? I'm going to give them all agility. I really feel like agility right now is the play.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Actually, for Verso, since I just dropped his health thing, I'm going to give him more vitality. And for her, I'm going to give her more agility too. Okay. And then for skills, I don't really, I don't think I need to learn them any skills right now, so it doesn't really matter. And so let's just keep going.
Starting point is 00:09:36 The fuck? Did that Neverron just kick a different Nevron off the tower? that way oh damn bro we got actually start using these are these guys like elites or something they're really big oh no they have a lot of health shit i have to play the game now i wasn't ready for this at all phantom strike yes i need to get one more point i'm just gonna try to get lucky okay 84,000 nine already how the fuck did she get nine like that okay uh let's do phantom strike now actually yeah yeah let's do it now not great but it's okay okay auto attack him right now see that now i have one gradient charge yeah yeah this is it he's
Starting point is 00:11:45 It's over. It's over for him. I'm about to end this dude's whole career. Watch. Watch. Oh, bro. Bro. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bro. We bought it in a big one right there. The endless tower will humble you quick.
Starting point is 00:12:19 That's okay. I'll figure out how to beat that the same as I figure out how to beat everything else. What the fuck? Maybe it's this way? Oh, I was right. Oh, a door? Well, I want to kill. this first what's he doing what's he going to do bitch we're gonna take him out we're
Starting point is 00:13:12 gonna put him in the dirt we're gonna delete him what he's not dead what do you mean he's not dead oh he's broke I didn't do shit for damage what the hell a bunch of bullshit that was okay let me think what how are we gonna handle this yes watch watch what watch me do it watch me do it watch me do I have a plan. I have a plan. Another one. Another one. Wait, whoa, whoa, what? Fuck. Okay, there we go. Big dick. Jesus, bro. I didn't even need to do anything. God damn. We consider taking out paying power for all the lower level zones you skipped. I didn't. I did almost all the lower level zones already.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Okay, now we've got the big three cock suckers. Now this is no joke, okay, guys. This is no joke. So we're going to get rid of this for now. I just wanted to make sure that I have it empowered. And we need to have a big dick attack. Hmm. I'm trying to think, like, what's the biggest dick attack that we can get? I guess we can just give her second chance.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Yeah, we just give her that. That should be good enough. All right. Now we got these big boys. Apparently, these guys are hard to kill. We'll see how this goes Wait, Verso's first Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:15:53 Huh? Okay, that's fine. Ain't no problem to me! Wow! Okay. You guys see how I do the two greens and I do that thermal transfer? Watch this.
Starting point is 00:16:21 See this? Now she gets all of her points back. It's actually so O.P. It's the most O.P. And then we mayhem? Mega Dick, done, deleted, finished, yeated, gone, get out of my life. Wait, that was it? I did all that just for that piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:16:49 I didn't even get anything good at this. What the hell? The door? I know, yeah, we're gonna go to the door, don't worry about it. It's right over here. And this is the path all the way back up. See, see, I knew this was here. I just couldn't see it yet.
Starting point is 00:17:14 I can see items even whenever they're not in view. Let's open the door. Unknown. Yeah. These are these assholes I've been killing. That's that one asshole I killed too. He got a bunch of figurines. Murderer? Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Got him, I know. Don't forget to take your journals back to Gestral Village for the rewards. After I finish this island, we're going to the Gestral Village. Remind me to do that because I might forget. Ah, fuck. We can just go back up here. It doesn't matter. Okay. Yeah, we are going to go over there.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Okay. Let's see how this goes. Gestral Village gives 20 lumina. Yeah, I don't know how to get the lumina or anything like that. I mean, I haven't tried to over-level or do anything that makes the game easier. The thing is that, like, for me... Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:19:36 That's a lot of big boys. That's a lot of big boys. God damn. We got big dick him. Let's do it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:19:54 We're going to focus on... I think we'll kill this one first. Okay. And then we're going to just mayhem. We'll mayhem him. Jesus, bro. She's actually a lot stronger than I feel like... Yeah, I feel like I don't give her enough credit for how good.
Starting point is 00:20:18 good she is. And I'm getting a quarter million experience for each single one of these. That's a lot, man. I'm cooking to cross this. I'm assuming I can probably fall down here, right? So I don't want to have that happen. I missed a mime. Oh, I didn't. Near the flag. What? Fuck! Shit! I hate these fucking things. Nice. Okay, it's just by itself. Okay. By the way, I'm about to put them in the dirt. You guys, might not know this, but it's about to happen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I didn't do as much damage as I thought it would. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Big dick. Damn. All right. Big damage. Mega damage.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Mega damage. I think I can break him with just this. Not quite. Jesus. He's still not dead. He's still not dead. Oh, my God. How are you not dead?
Starting point is 00:23:49 Oh! Okay, I was about to say, dude, baguette. Thank God, that's just what I want it. You have to break them to do damage? Not with that big attack, I don't. Dude, that did so much fucking damage. That was insane. We're baguette?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Absolutely fucking not. 100% we are not wearing baguette. Okay, let's go this way. Why? This is the path forward now. Sendal is overtuned. It's really good. I think that, realistically, it would probably be better tuned if you had to wait a turn to use it. Like you had to charge it.
Starting point is 00:25:11 That's what I would say is probably the case. Sendal even got nerfed once, really? God damn. It already got nerfed? Holy shit. Yeah, I didn't even know that. Jesus. Nurfed by 40%.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Wow. So like before it was just like... It was just like the I win button. And now it's still the I win button, but like you don't win by as much. Is that pretty much it? Pretty much? Yeah. It's crazy that all this is side content, man. It really is.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Most games, this isn't even the main content. Uh, no, okay, I was just, I was thinking about a situation that could have existed. But it didn't exist. Okay. Who's this guy? Hello? Mr. Green. What do you want, Mr. Green? What's up, bitch? This is like a Minecraft cosplayer.
Starting point is 00:27:05 No! Furtiggo, remember? Why, I just give it to somebody else? His intentions are good, I know, but his... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Your father? I'm the youngest,
Starting point is 00:27:38 which makes everything worse. Uh-oh. I understand that. Only child. Yeah. Claire's the oldest. She's just so perfect. So.
Starting point is 00:27:57 She is hot. That's true. He should be because she's not a delusional bitch. Yeah. True, so true. Yeso could always make Papa love. I had so many inside jokes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Then there's me. And then there's you. The actual favorite. For no reason. The one he calls his hidden star, but who's too shy and self-conscious to see it. Jesus. I can't here I am,
Starting point is 00:28:27 messing things up even more. So true. Look around. He just wants you to fly. So does this mean that we can fly? The are phileans different from the rest? doesn't sabotage it builds. All these inventions.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Gustav would have loved to see this. Damn. God damn. This is a big ass area. I can hear... there it is. Yep, I knew it. Is this some bullshit? No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, lovely. I actually have no idea what any of the monsters in this entire zone do at all. I don't know what their abilities are. I don't know their attack patterns. I don't know anything about them at all. all and I feel like there's gonna be a point where that becomes a really big problem what the fuck oh oh what is this we're somewhere totally different it's a foggy area yeah I can see that oh shit healing tense also a wow wow okay who's
Starting point is 00:30:21 this guy fuck out of here oh okay okay That's pretty simple. Oh, he's got no health, bro. He's got no health. This is going to be easy. Yeah, he's done. Yeah, look at that. He's so done.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Okay. Look, look, look, look, look, real quick. Can I do this again? Okay, so you can only do one extra turn, okay? Yeah, I didn't know. I wonder what he does. Let me use the Phantom Stars. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Oh, I can just do this. Easiest game of my life as usual. What? Fuck you, bitch. Suck a dick. A blighted wave. So I just... You know what?
Starting point is 00:32:38 Fuck out of here, pussy. You got out of here, bitch. Get out of my life. That's a pretty easy parry. I mean, the ones that fuck me up is whenever they go like... That's whenever it really messes me up. Like, if it's just a simple animation, it's easy. for me to understand. Wait, there's more than one of these fucking things?
Starting point is 00:33:12 What do you mean there's more than one? Okay, it's fine. It's fine. I know what to do. I know how to handle. I can beat his ass. He's the to scam my life, honestly. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Yeah, see there it is. Okay. That's a W. We hit a W. I wonder why I didn't get more points out of that. Uh, Gaines APF did- oh, because the target was not burning. That's what it was. I didn't even know that. That's probably not gonna do how much damage then. Yeah, that's okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Well, fuck this. He's dying. Get out of my life. Wait, what? How are you not dead? What? Bring it up. That was a different animation. Alright.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Yep, we got one tap. He did. Well, I didn't know that shit was gonna happen. Uh, let me just, uh, I'm gonna just heal right now. I'm gonna get it. him topped up. I didn't know there were this many cockasses in this area. I thought it was just going to be one asshole, but now it's a bunch of them. We're going to go the other way in a minute, but I just wanted to check. Okay, let's go down this way. I can't believe, I can't believe that, like, I couldn't one-shot him. That was so stupid, man. That was so dumb. And then he got to do
Starting point is 00:35:52 want to attack on me too? This is really stupid. Up? You're talking about up for? Bro, bro, are you kidding me? Oh my god. This is like a vendor, right? This guy, yeah, this is a vendor. This is my boy, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm so high up. Trade, okay. Let me fight him. Okay, we're going to use mail for sure. We're away. No, no, no, no. No, no. No. Mail.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Okay. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me right here. Mark.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Okay, no Mark. I'm gonna take them out right now. Yup. Easiest game of my life. I'm so high. That's right. Tirezzo. Gain one rank on applying Mark.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Mark an enemy on base attack. Maybe that's good. What do you guys think? Is that good? There's a lot of these I need to buy. Holy fuck, I don't even have the money to buy all these Oh, I already own the level 10 version I bought them all anyway, doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:37:57 This weapon isn't that important, I don't think So we're gonna skip it And we're gonna get the protecting heel instead Because it's a higher level I am now, like I have no money now by the way Like I'm totally fucking broke I don't want to go over there yet I'm gonna make sure that I do the other area to
Starting point is 00:38:20 Poor? Yeah, I know. I got... If you're broke, just say so. That's where we're at now. That's me. No. No. No, it's not all three of them, right? This is so good. I have to do this. I literally miss my shot. I have a plan. I have a vision. Trust in the plan. See the vision. Okay. So he's already, he's already debuff. So we're going to attack, uh, we're going to attack, uh, this one again. I... Um, actually no, we're gonna attack him again. Okay. And now we do thermal transfer again on him. Extra damage as well. All right. Give me a green. Give me a green.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Big dick time. It is big dick time. Let's do it. Holy shit. Bro, they just got fucking evaporated. Oh my god. Erase some existence? Yes. I didn't know that was gonna happen. I thought we're gonna have to do that differently, actually. Oh my god, this place is fucking massive. Gammaged, they did, they got g-gaj. They got god.
Starting point is 00:41:07 What the fuck is this? Oh, I gotta go over there. Well, that will help. Jesus, how's it that high up? Okay. It looks like we did everything here. I'm just double-checking. Is the down or up go down?
Starting point is 00:41:51 Okay, the down one is the right option first. Take merchant balloon? Okay, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I only want advice for stuff like that, so I don't miss anything, you know? Is Simon really that hard? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Here's what my guess is. I bet by the time I get to him, I'm going to beat him. It's going to be a joke because I'm a champion. That's probably what's going to happen. Sure thing, bro. Thank you. Like, everybody, why are y'all laughing?
Starting point is 00:42:51 Like, you actually think that, In every single circumstance, in every single case, the same exact thing happens in every game. Everybody doubts me, and then everybody's mad. Because they're like, man, they're like, why is he coming out ahead with this? It's not fair. Okay, let's just go ahead and do this. Yeah, no, y'all, y'all will find out. Big Dick.
Starting point is 00:43:35 That's right. That's right. I'm gonna be honest, I'm really, uh, I'm really liking using this ability. I wonder how much Wildfire does to everything, because I have two blue ones. Let me see how much it does. Ah, it's a pretty good amount, actually. Didn't even fucking matter.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Oh shit! There's no way, right? Load save. See? We smart. Wait. Was this? It's okay.
Starting point is 00:45:37 What have we here? And then I go... I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I am. You got to redo the fight? No, I don't. What do you mean? I have to go down over here. All I have to do is redo one fight.
Starting point is 00:46:27 That's no big deal. Takes me like three seconds to do that. Why did you reload such an old save? Because that was the only other one that I had. Because now all I have to do is fight those three cock suckers again. The merch. No, because I've already spent the money. No, because I had 200,000 and I spent everything.
Starting point is 00:47:00 You guys are really trying to get me. Y'all really try to get me with this kind of stuff and mess me up. Yeah, like, that's not what's happening. Like, I'm telling you guys, I know how to play the game. Well, I mean, like, not really. I mean, I know how to plan the game. Like, I don't know how to play the game, but I know how to plan it. Big planner?
Starting point is 00:47:43 Yes, I'm a very good planner. I'm not a very good player. That's my strength. My strength is being able to plan out and organize and execute strategies. That's, wait, this was it? Oh, I see. Just a minute. I don't, I'm getting stressed.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I'm going to change his hairstyle. Okay, so we should be able to go down here, right? I got it. Heal 15 HP upon applying a boof. That's good. Okay, we did it. Yeah, I'm telling you guys, like, every... Every boss fight that I do, um, or anything like that,
Starting point is 00:49:08 like I will always figure out a way to not have to put any effort into something. Like, my entire life has been basically a series of attempts at not having to put effort into things in my life. Like, if you really take a step back and you think about it, in the big picture, everything in my life has been leading towards me not having to do anything. Clan Simon will ruin your money? I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you guys. Like I, everybody thinks that I can't do it because you don't know how I'm going to do it. It's very obvious. Whenever I was a little kid, the teachers told me that I couldn't spend my whole life playing video games and drinking soda and sitting in my mom's house and hanging out with my friends. well that wasn't true
Starting point is 00:50:14 literally nobody like every every single thing that people in my life told me that wouldn't happen uh how the fuck did I get over there that wasn't like an important item was it I think it was like chroma or something like that
Starting point is 00:50:33 yeah I don't really think I care about that okay it's just chroma yeah that that's whatever all right let's go 61 61 margo see but I disagree I don't think she's lonely she's alone she's not lonely they clearly have some sort of society here and she's the odd one out except for
Starting point is 00:51:13 her co-conspirator in the workshop I've never seen creatures fighting amongst themselves before I admit I'm impressed by her creating and drive almost like a traitor for saying is but there's something about her you can't help but want her to reach the sky the fuck who the hell they're talking about CEL's parents maybe I don't know what the hell is it damn damn yeah damn oh I'm above the clouds oh shit I can see the top of it oh shit Where are you going? I don't know. We're going to give them all agility. Actually, I'm going to give Verso more health.
Starting point is 00:52:49 And I'll give her all agility. To touch the sky. But we're going above the sky box. Um, let's go this way first. More chromo. Was that a bird? I think it's time to change Verso's hair again. Chromatic bruiser.
Starting point is 00:53:47 There's two fire wars. Okay. It healed them. Um, I guess I can do Phantom Strike. Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's done. It's over, bro. I hate it. Bro, his career's done.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah, it's, he's done. He's done. That's carve a path. Okay. I'm going to break him too. Jesus Christ, it's so easy to be. It's so easy to be me. I'm going to be honest.
Starting point is 00:55:07 It's just, it's so easy. I want to res her. I'm going to res her. Mark him. Watch this. What? Holy sh- Are you fucking kidding me?
Starting point is 00:56:07 You're outmatched. We're going to rest her again. It doesn't matter. All right. Here we go. All right, we're going to put him in the dirt. This is it. He's done.
Starting point is 00:56:32 He's done. It's over. It's like nothing. It doesn't matter. It's literally nothing. It doesn't even matter. You know what? I'm so sick of this asshole.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I really. am. I'm so tired of him. He's dead. I'm killing him right now. We're putting him in a dirt. It doesn't even say how much damage it did. So he just dead. Like that's it. He's literally just fucking dead. Could have done that like five hours ago? Yeah, I know that. Well, I try to understand a little bit of like what the mechanics for the bosses are. Rather than just killing them in one turn. Yeah, 1.4 million. I'm telling you guys, like my strategies for this are Like every time I lose, it's only a tactical win. How are you so skilled?
Starting point is 00:58:13 Like I've been watching other people play the game and it's crazy the amount of like, like they're actually like they actually try to be good at the game. I haven't tried to be good, I just try to beat the game. Oh, what's this? 61. Oh, that's the same people. What is this? Oh shit, is that Alicia? Oh, that's it's a sister.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Oh shit. Isn't it's kind of awkward? Uh-oh. Alicia. She mad? Uh-oh. Oh, she smiled. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:02:45 What the hell is this? What's this bitch I'm doing? You're the real accent. You know Papa painted her. Yeah, he made the axons, right? Yeah. So you know who she represents? Her?
Starting point is 01:03:33 You... Like with her. Uh, why? What the fuck? I I thought we were just chilling damn what the fuck Fuck I wasn't paying attention. Okay, um Damn, I'm doing that much damage at all. Okay, um Please don't do another attack. Please don't do another attack
Starting point is 01:04:53 Doesn't she she has the reds right? She has the res See see I knew that was gonna happen. Okay, now I'm full up watch this Oh! Wow! Easiest game of my fucking life. Put her down? Yeah, I didn't even use the big attack. I was just playing for fun.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Actually killed her with Byrne? Well, I wanted it to be more accurate. That wasn't so bad. So she just won a duel for no reason. A friendly competition? Yeah. Testing her? Clearly. This represents his hope for us. For us, a new piece of sky.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Oh. What happened? We both deserve to fly. Let me give you a new beginning. She doesn't want her to be Emo anymore. Too late. Maybe I picked the wrong girl. Damn.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I mean, she had to do it. Like, what the fuck? Oh, my. Oh, my God. Is that him? Lithium. What the fuck is lithium? Virtuous is stand.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Hitting a marked enemy doesn't remove my... Mark. Switch to Verso's answer. That's insane. That's really good. What the fuck? God damn. There's really good. Yeah. I mean, I don't need to use it right now, but like I probably will at some point in the future. So Verso's gone. He mad as fuck now. Damn. Well, now what? At camp, Verso refuses to talk to anyone. He stands alone by awake after wild males decides to go and talk to him. Yep, yep. I'm sorry, what she wanted. I owed her that much.
Starting point is 01:11:45 We owed her that much. Yep. You know it's true. I honored her wishes. That's something neither you nor Renoir ever did. And not Mama either. Damn. Mm.
Starting point is 01:12:07 Mm. Mm. Chants to persuade her. Damn. to sway her she's not you you don't know that you didn't even give me the chance to try brothers to lose your sibling and never get the chance to say goodbye damn myow's right 100%. What have been wrong to deny
Starting point is 01:13:14 her just so you could try and talk her out of our decision. True. She's the last of my family. No one left now. You don't have a family. You're not even real. You have me. You have us. Wasn't ready.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Uh-oh. You were ready when you set Papa free. True. True. You expected that he would raise the canvas and everyone in it. Isn't that the same thing? No, oh, oh, it's different. Why did she do that?
Starting point is 01:14:06 No, why? You're right. I should have thought of you. I should have given you a chance to say goodbye. Damn. I'm truly sorry, Verso. Yep. Despite his frustration, Verso understands Males'O's word.
Starting point is 01:14:45 He appreciates the male's honest with him. And male empathizes deeply with Verso. Damn. Damn. He's being a bitch. They sit in silence a little longer. This time, May L come first from their own.
Starting point is 01:15:02 They head back through theirs. Okay. Talk to her again. I got to talk to this bitch again. I'm getting quite tired of accounting. Okay. Spend time with Mail, yes. He's stirring off the monolith by herself.
Starting point is 01:15:21 The monolith looks strange without Mama or her number there. Oh. Feels empty now. It feels empty now. Being her there. Yeah. I wonder what Mama's doing now. She must be so upset.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Didn't she probably trying to find the canvas again to get back in? Yeah. Claire won't be happy either. They're probably driving each other crazy right now. Yeah. Although, I doubt Claire's been home much. Knowing her, she's probably hunting down the writers responsible for the... For the fire?
Starting point is 01:16:10 Yeah. Sounds like Claire. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Barely saw her when I was home. her when I was home. She took Verso's death very personally. We all did.
Starting point is 01:16:27 I've met her three times. Yeah. You have? The first time was right after the fracture with Expedition Zero. She stopped us at the barrier. Oh. She told you everything then. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Yeah. Then tried to kill us when you wouldn't go home. So... Smart. Oh, that's never, and tried to recruit me. Then she found me again. 16 years ago.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I think she felt you were safer here. Oh, that's whenever she put her into painting. So she tried to make amends with him. You've been watching me this whole time. Nice. From afar.
Starting point is 01:17:23 I'd slip back to Lumiere occasionally. Damn. Uh-oh. So you knew where I was, and you left me there too. Yeah, of course. I couldn't exactly take you with me, but I tried to look out for you. And once you left Lumiere, I stayed close. I cleared all the really dangerous never runs out of your path.
Starting point is 01:17:49 And I pulled you away on the beach. Damn. So that's what explains it. That's how she got there. But you also let Renoir kill the rest of the expedition. You didn't help them. Who cares? There were too many of them to save.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Ah, fuck them. That's the way it goes. I need to ask you something. Uh-oh. What? You wouldn't lie to me, right? Uh... I think we're well past that.
Starting point is 01:18:29 He's about to lie to her. On the cliff. What, she let him die? You let Renoir kill Gustav. Could you have saved him? Yeah, probably. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:19:08 Verso a scumbag confirmed? No, he did what he had to do. Relationship back to zero. Camvison. He was there. He would refuse to help me send him a hook. Based, true, completely right.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Completely right. Yep, completely logical. Absolutely pragmatic. Absolutely. Yeah, of course. That's right. Too bad, huh? I should have told you everything sooner.
Starting point is 01:20:11 I mean, she did just erase his sister. I mean, you know. So you didn't give a fuck about Gustav anymore? Well... Yeah. I'll talk about it after this. We're a painter's. Paine something.
Starting point is 01:20:45 69. How about Papa, you go home. Catchy. Oh, we go. Come on, let's do it. Male and Versa's Bond are now unbreakable, forged in truth. Wow. Maximum Male relationship.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Wow. Wow. They head to the monolith and mail repaints, sending a message to our father, the adventure hate male, understand her painter's side, gradient attack unlocked. Gommage. Oh shit! He just go erase them hose! Yep. It's O.P.
Starting point is 01:21:37 Yeah, I wonder, I would have never guessed. I would have never guessed that the spell that instantly deletes things would be overpowered. What a shock. Let me go down here, because I need to get the lumino. I need to go to that village. Give me that loot, bitch. Okay, so where the fuck is gestural village? I have to go find it again.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Okay, so it's not... Oh, she actually did... Wait, I didn't think that would actually happen. Damn! She actually put that shit on there. Is this, uh... Wait, what the hell? This is the other axon, right?
Starting point is 01:22:38 Yeah, it's got to be the... Oh, there it is. I see it. it now. Old Lemire. Oh, I thought... Oh, well, now that makes sense. Okay, now I get it. Okay, we've got to go find... Well, that will help. We have to go find. Where the fuck was the village?
Starting point is 01:23:03 Gestral Beach. Okay, okay. I'm going kind of in the right way. Yeah, yeah, it's this one. Okay. We're going right way. The red trees? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, that was like, no, Verso made the 100% right decision. It's not even close. It's obviously the right decision. Even though she's going to cry about it and get mad.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Yeah, he made the right call. As usual. Yep. It's just the way it is. Boom, bitch. Verso was right and so was her dad. Yeah, I know. Okay.
Starting point is 01:24:07 You got to talk about Gustav earlier? Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay. We're gonna beat this bitch this time. Watch this. What? What the hell? Okay.
Starting point is 01:24:49 All right. Now we're gonna kill her anyway. It's okay. Doesn't matter. Dude. Oh my God. You're dead? Yeah, I guess I am.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Holy shit. That was a scratchy. I know. All right. All right. Let me do it. Let me do another one. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:36 She's done. It's done. It's over. It's over. It's over. Okay. Um. I'm gonna wait for her to bleed.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Fuck, it didn't bleed her at all. What a mistake. Fuck! Jesus Christ! You could have broke her? I didn't think that it would be the right option. Like, I hit her for three fucking million damage. I didn't even...
Starting point is 01:27:19 Okay. Dude, it's so much less damage. Okay. We're gonna do the same thing This time, we're gonna do it again. All right. Oh my god. It's over.
Starting point is 01:27:41 It's over guys. It's over. It's so fucking over. It's so fucking over. Okay. Still need to help. Ready to parry. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:28:13 Just come back later. It should too fast. I don't even know what the timing is. Okay. Okay. Or into tactics? No. That's not happening.
Starting point is 01:28:27 Ready to parry. Okay. We're gonna do the same thing, and this time it's gonna go really well. Okay. Alright. This time we win. Alright? It's over, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:28:53 It's so fucking over. It's so, it's so fucking over. Holy fuck. Get rid of roulette, it's ass? No, it's not. No, it's not. It's really good. Okay. All right, I might do one more.
Starting point is 01:29:27 This is my last one. You're way too under-leveled. You actually think that this is because I'm under-leveled. I really appreciate that. But we all know it's not. Okay. This is the worst day in my life. It's actually the worst day of my life.
Starting point is 01:30:43 This is it? Alright, let me do one more. I'm gonna do one more. I can beat her. I can beat her. I just have to get really lucky. Okay. That wasn't enough. It wasn't enough. I guess we'll just do this for now. Jesus Christ, it didn't literally zero damage. Got it!
Starting point is 01:32:05 Nice! Okay, I'm gonna do one more. I have to go after this, okay? I keep hanging the wrong button. I'm so, I'm so triggered. I literally keep hitting the wrong button. I'm so mad. Okay.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Use the weapon with burn damage? I don't think that's, gonna matter, guys. Okay. We're gonna do it this time, all right? Okay. This is where we win, all right? Jesus Christ. Oh, my God, bro, I'm too slow. Okay, all right, I got, I got, I got stop. I got up the one shots are brutal yeah i i uh i just have a bad timing like straight up like i just have a bad timing but it's okay uh we'll do more of this tomorrow that's it's not a big deal we just do more of it then uh i'll be back on tomorrow and uh we will uh we'll get back to it then so uh thank you guys very much for watching i appreciate it and uh we'll have a bit of longer stream then too
Starting point is 01:34:17 i got some more stuff i have to do today so until next time gentlemen please see yeah

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