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Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Okay, so where was I? Let's go through this portal and see what happens. Oh. Souls meant for the netherworld are disappearing. Oh. What's going on in M-Bars is just a small part of a bigger problem. We need to find out what's causing it and stop it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Unleashed soulstones? Okay, Max Spirit plus one. Okay, well, I'm just going to do that. That's easy. Nice. Okay. So I can't do that. Enter Training Grounds, Updade Spirit of Advocacy.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Okay, so I don't have that at all now. Okay. So where do I go now? I feel like I did everything here. Let me double check. Talk to this guy. Our mission has only just begun. We must find the cause of the disruption in the netherworld.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Okay. True. The balance between. between life and death is out to find out the cause of this disruption and restore the balance. Okay. Guys, I'm going to be honest, where do I go? I feel like I'm supposed to go through this portal, right? Souls meant for the netherworld are disappearing.
Starting point is 00:01:56 What's going on in embass is just a small part. Okay, so I have to go to this. Oh, wow. Wait. Oh shit, I have to go this way. Okay, I got it. This is all a new area to me. Do I have to fight this guy?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Okay, good. I was hoping I wouldn't have to. All right. I think we're going back around to where we came. I'm trying to figure this out. Open. Oh. Oh, shit, there she is.
Starting point is 00:03:01 You did a fine job in Embars. Fine indeed. Even someone of my stature has you. for such a place. Okay. Uh, you missed a secret door up there? Did I? I'm trying to figure out where to go right now. I don't know where to go. Is this the door? Yeah, it seems like it is.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Um, I have to dash. Oh yeah, I can't attack. Maybe you're dashing through it is a good idea. Okay, got it. This is great, but I still don't know where the hell to go. Oh, wow. What the fuck? Holy shit. I feel like this is way better. Stamina damage increase. Brutal attack equals health recovery. 10%.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I wonder if this is better than my set, though. What do you guys think? Is the executioner set better? It's a big dick upgrade. Okay, let's do it then. Yeah, the number is bigger, which means that it's better. Which one isn't equipped? This one isn't equipped.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Okay, good. So now I have a complete five-set set bonus. And now this one's actually even better too. But the hero's great sword... I guess enemy critical attack damage maybe is a little bit better. Oh, fuck. I'm a Spartan warrior now. Damn, so I got a whole new set of armor.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I still don't know where the fuck to go, by the way. I'm completely fucking lost. Red Portal, I think? Well, no, I already went through it. It's not that. I'm not a navigator, okay? So, this could take like an hour. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:06:48 I am Dweemuk. The beacon and frow village has been lit. The dragon kin are coming. Pavel is likely on his way with his own forces. But if he arrives to me... Maybe this is it. Wait. Pavel.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yes, he's the Lord and protector of Frow. This could be it. Please, we must hurry. If you need anything, just let me know. I've got stuff that might be useful. Okay. Purchase. Okay, I got it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 And all of this stuff, is any of this good? This is, like, slightly better than mine, but, like, not really. And so, we're just going to skip all of this. I don't think we need to get any of this stuff. Okay, so, now I need to go... I guess I go through the portal again, and then I can talk to the rock, and that'll allow me to teleport over there. Let me see if that works.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Okay, this should be it. Yes. First act of revenge. Let's do it. It's time. Okay. Oh, actually, don't I get more talent points too? Because I killed that boss.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Let me see. Upgrade stats? No, I don't. Okay, I already did that. Phantom abilities. I already have this. Kazan's memories. Okay, this is separate.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Alright, let's do it. Oh, here's the guy. Good to know you made it all the way here. General Kazan. Just seeing you gives us hope. Thank you. Okay. Maybe we'll go this way.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Oh. So it's the forest area, basically. Remnant and adversity. What's he doing? Why's he doing? Damn! Sorry, I'm trying to remember how to play. Got him.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yep, my brain wasn't letting me know how to play. Okay, that does a lot. Shit. How does he, how does he not move in towards me? Nice. He's healing? Okay. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I think I have to heal myself. Okay. One more. By the way, I'm not sure if this set is better than my other set. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's okay. I feel like I was doing more damage to the other boss. Maybe I'm just being an idiot
Starting point is 00:11:54 Maybe that could be it too Okay, well that was those not so bad And if I summon this guy Does it just do the same thing? Yeah, it does I don't think I need to kill them Let's move on Antitated
Starting point is 00:12:17 Because of this Powell Um Let's go the other way first I don't know which path to take But let's take this path first There's got to be some bullshit over here, right? Easy game.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Extremely easy. I got another skill tree, too. We're going to put a point into... We're going to put another point into Brinkguard. Like, I just... I feel like that's obviously the best one, because, like, I parry everything. And so that's really what I'm going to get all my points out of, right? What the fuck was that?
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's good. I need to help back anyway. All right. Well, we don't want to deal with that. Shit! You're dying? I know. I think it's over for me. Bro, bro, bro. I'm having a hard time getting back into the game, man. I'm gonna be honest. I'm having a really hard time.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Okay, let's do this again. Died to a bear? Yeah. No, it's just my brain's not working the right way. Okay, let's do this. Oh my god. R is a new move? Yeah, I... Man. Okay, all right, we gotta lock in. I'm not locked in. I'm not locked in I'm fried right now you try killing a bear
Starting point is 00:16:09 brain timing is off yeah my brain is broken right now it's not working at all it should be but it's not shit god damn bro like what am I doing with my life
Starting point is 00:17:15 okay well that's a dead ass bear and that's what matters right okay we're doing a little bit better now all right I got to lock in okay hunter wow what a piece of shit ooh what a piece of shit ooh what a piece of That's a big piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Yeah, we definitely don't want that. Okay. Looks like we do have to go the other way. Great Sword makes you vulnerable to most combos? No, it's not bad at all. It's just straight up like, it's hard for me to describe, but like some days, I'll just, I'll have days where
Starting point is 00:18:01 things just don't go the way that they're supposed to go. That's all there is to it. Okay, I'm going to put more points. into endurance too. Slow to you. No, it's that um I have a hard time focusing on anything really. And maybe that might not make sense but I do. Nice. Okay, well we got the help back. That's what matters. And now we have to go down to the bottom. Make sure I don't miss anything over here either. I did not. Okay, let's go. Is there anybody down here? This is easy. That bear was really hard compared to everything else.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Oh What the fuck? Damn. Damn, that sandworm got dicked. This is good? What? That's right. See, now I get my health back
Starting point is 00:20:12 every time I kill a monster. Villager's great sword. Wait a minute. What's that? That's garbage. It's good, right? It's good, but I don't get, I lose stamina and other shit, so it's not worth it, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Let's go around the other side before we go up the ladder. Alright, now we're walking in No But I fight two of them when it's on Okay, how do I do that? He can't go up the wall He can't go up the wall
Starting point is 00:21:16 He's retarded Wait, I think he's going up the wall Where is he? I got a heel What? All right Easiest game of my fucking life Let's go
Starting point is 00:22:10 It's another gray item We don't need any more gray items Pilgrims dual wheel And Pilgrims ring Let me see if we get anything good here Okay Necklace of Faith Potent Blow
Starting point is 00:22:35 Well that's fucking insane So now I have potent blow That's my heavy attack That's massive Uh Water probably kills me, I'm assuming So we're gonna go up the elevator now Potent Blow's nuts
Starting point is 00:23:08 Yeah, yeah exactly At least we're kind of getting our vibe back The beginning there That was rough Crack rock Okay This looks nice What's in here
Starting point is 00:23:45 Oh Wait what Oh I see now Okay Yeah now I know what I'm doing I didn't realize that was like a separate area Over here
Starting point is 00:24:21 What That's right That's right Is that me? Yes That's me Yep Who?
Starting point is 00:25:08 Who? Who you doing? I can't be taken damage though. Oh! They're trying to fool me with that fucking hole. Okay, let's get around that. That wasn't too bad at all. Man, whenever I fought that bear, like, honestly, that, that did damage to my ego. Like, I started feeling like a loser, because I couldn't kill him that fast. And now I'm back to killing the easier mobs. I'm feeling better about myself. Dragon kin survivors from the war. Plundering and killing as if the
Starting point is 00:26:06 War never ended. What are these stumping sounds? Huh. Can I move this? I can. Unabailable. What's he doing? I ain't doing shit.
Starting point is 00:26:34 That's what he's doing. Okay. I see what to do. By the way, when I said I see what to do, I was lying. Got it? That was pretty bad. I just went and tanked every single fucking hit. Believe you, though?
Starting point is 00:27:24 Well, I just, I thought that was an archer. The other guy was an archer, and it confused me. Can I cut through this? Of course not. Okay, I'm not gonna... Ah, shit. Okay. I'm an idiot. Wait, where'd the guy go? Oh. Could have been better. That's a big boy.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Let's kill this guy first. I wonder if I get health back for the executions. I forgot if I do or not. Hopefully I do. I do. Okay, great. And now we gotta fight the big boy. Now this should be very easy.
Starting point is 00:28:36 How annoying. He's dead. I'm going to try and play this. The weapon's too slow. No, it's not. It's not too slow. I was just being too slow. I'm going to go and execute this guy.
Starting point is 00:30:59 It's going to give me full health. Okay. I can do this. Can I execute him? Let's try to stuff as fast. Okay, no. These mechanics are you? We're going to get him.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Oh my God. Jesus. That guy was rough. Holy shit, I almost died. I used all my heels, too. We've got to hold him off. Okay, let me look around. Make sure there's nothing else I missed.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah, I'm still not locked in. I can feel. Oh, this is a shortcut, okay. It looks like this is going to be a boss fight because there's like a big door. So let me go and I'm going to put a point in. I think. I feel like I should go back and use the other armor.
Starting point is 00:33:49 There's like a big part of me that feels like the other armor is better. Because like I gained plus five to all my stats. And I feel like that's better than a little bit more defense. But it's hard to say because I'm not really comparing them. It's just a higher little area. Yeah, I think so too. Maybe I'm just like trying to like over, over min-max. Okay, let's just beat this boss, whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:34:19 It's not a boss. What? Okay, he's dead. I'm looking around. Maybe I'll loot this. I forgot the rock. I forgot the rock. It's a big rock. I hope we don't have to fight another one of those big boys, though.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I can hear some thumping, so it's getting me stressed out. Oh, really? Well, that's cool. Idiot. Fucking idiot. What a dumbass. Okay, perfect. Nice, I can do that.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Not yet, though. Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's use it. there's nothing over there either yeah yousukeed that door what do you think like it's so dumb because like anything like that like I can have like a perfect reaction to that but the moment that I have to think about it I make a mistake you know what I mean I don't know if that happens to anybody else boy that's it's it's annoying that I do that necklace of life is this any good I feel like it probably isn't right guards stamina increase
Starting point is 00:37:00 Like, who cares about this? Like, I get Max help. Why is it called necklace of life, but it doesn't give me life? Okay. Just your reflexes? Yeah. It sounds dumb, but I have, like, insanely good reflexes and insanely bad reaction time. I'm just go ahead and do a little bit.
Starting point is 00:37:44 A little bit. Oh, no. Not hurt. Oh. Do it. See what happens. Nope. Got him.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Okay, let's look around. Nothing else over here. Let's move. We're doing great. And just jump down. There's a lot of these cock suckers. I can see another one in the bushes over there too. Damn, that poison is nuts.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Where y'all see that? Like, I've never seen the game that has poison that bad. Like, that shit's hard. Like, that's more than Scarlet rot in the Elbin Ring. Naclis is sealed fire. Fire res is decent, but 10% damage on my attacks is better. I'm looking around. Dude, see what happens.
Starting point is 00:40:07 It's probably not going well for me. Really not going well. I'm getting cooked. Okay, let's go this way, maybe. Hopefully there's going to be a restore point here. No? Fuck, man. The beacon's been lit.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Where's Pavel? Jesus. Ellie, thanks to the raid. I appreciate it. Thank you. Hi, guys. Okay, now we'll go up here. I'm out of health.
Starting point is 00:41:45 I'm out of heels. I'm out of everything. I have to be really careful here. Where the fuck is the heel? Yes! Holy shit! Rob's getting stress. Okay, upgrade stats. Let's get another point in the strength.
Starting point is 00:42:37 We haven't done any damage upgrades, and I feel like my damage kind of sucks right now. Alright, now I can play the game like I'm not a fucking massive pussy. Alright. I actually didn't mean to do that. I meant to hit the wrong button, or a different button, but I just didn't do it. Okay I gotta stop Guys I really gotta stop running in that fire man This shit is bad for me
Starting point is 00:43:53 Okay I can't open that But let me go up here first That's what got me It was that guy that throws those balls Okay I actually got maybe a decent item here Unscased defense Okay so that's like if I don't take any damage
Starting point is 00:44:34 Ooh that's a lot better That's 10 more better What do you guys think? Let's do it. It's a bigger number. Yeah, that means it's better. The amount of ways that I've invented to be bad at this game are actually pretty impressive. I'm going to just kill this guy execute style so I can get a little bit of health back.
Starting point is 00:45:41 That was what I wanted to do to him, but let's do this. I think we open with an execute and then we kill the dog. I just want to kill the dog. That way I'm not fighting multiple moms at a time. All right. What? How that wasn't a dodge? How am I messing up these dodges?
Starting point is 00:46:59 I feel like I'm getting them exactly. That was ass wolf scroll. Okay, that's good. Good one? Yeah, it could have been better, but it was okay. I need to use my abilities. Let me guess. The boulder's going to come down and I've got to have to run away.
Starting point is 00:48:06 We smart. I'm going to go ahead. Oh, actually I'm full health anyway. It doesn't even matter. Ooh, he mad. I'm going to just wait. because I don't want to get poisoned again. Like, that poison is so fucking O.P. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I'm waiting for my bar to go down. Okay, let's do it. Today is not my day. I am so cooked, man. Okay. Let's loot this. Which don't blame the game? No, the game's fine.
Starting point is 00:50:52 I don't understand eye frames, and I feel like I almost should never... I don't want to fight them in such a small space. It should be fine. Yeah, it's like, how do I get hit by that? Animation is usually make you immune to damage. Yeah, I can't kill him. Okay. Great.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Just what I need, another boss. Is that the girl Kazan? I have no help. So fucked. Like, you guys see the frame, the frame skips, right? I'm not crazy. I forgot where I was going. Yeah, I think it was this one.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Is there no earlier checkpoint? Do I have to go all the way through here? There's a shortcut I open. I have to push the wagon. Okay. I see it. I see it. I see it. Okay. I don't even know where the hell that is.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Man, that was fucking brutal. Okay, now let's actually fight the boss. I feel like some of these bosses are so fast with how they attack that I don't even know if I can keep using this weapon. Because of just like, this speed of it is insane. I'm gonna go and level up too Is the sword too slow?
Starting point is 00:56:12 Maybe, I don't know. You need abilities, I think? Well, you can only use abilities for... I'm gonna put more points into damage. I honestly think I just need more damage. Okay. Hopefully I don't have the lag spikes. Usually with a lot of these games,
Starting point is 00:56:43 I think this is like an unreal game, is that you'll have the lag spike and then it'll eventually go away. Okay, let's beat his fucking ass this time. That's the one I can't. Big dig! Get that health back? That's, yeah, I cannot predict that attack.
Starting point is 00:57:37 This is not looking good for me. Okay, I'm thinking like what I should do here. This is so hard. I feel like I'm just like massively undergeared. I'm like, I'm not even able to do any damage to him. I don't know what to do. Change weapon? Maybe, I don't know. That's too fast for me.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I block back. Jesus Christ, this is hard. Okay. Um... Yeah, it's just like he has so much health. Okay, is it fun? I think this is it This is it. I think it's a little bit too hard for me for it to be fun. I'm gonna be honest Okay, all right, we'll try it again. We're gonna try it again. Geez, yeah change difficulty. No, I just like I'm gonna I might I'm gonna just I might I might just get I'm gonna give it a few more attempts
Starting point is 01:06:08 I I might give it I might give it like maybe two or three more tries. I might I might have to I'm not have to call it honestly like I I feel like I'm just, my brain's broken. I can't even think. Like, this shit's just happening too fast. Like, I suck. Oh my gosh. Making progress? Not really.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Okay. Um, more points. Uh, we should use that. Okay. So, increase, so counterattack. So I have to press F at the same time. Okay, well, we, we have to learn that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:06 So it's like that. Because if I can get that down, we can beat them. That's the only one in the symbol, tears? I know, I know. Okay, I just need to beat the boss. Like, it's actually so easy. This boss is a joke. Like, I'm actually so dumb.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Jesus. I'm going to give this probably, I'm going to give it three more tries. If I don't kill this boss and three more tries, I'm going to quit. I quit on a dragon guy. No, it's not that the boss is hard. The boss is fine. There's nothing wrong.
Starting point is 01:19:34 It's just that my brain isn't working today. It should have happened the third time. God damn, that took forever. A moment, please. I just wanted to thank you for saving me. I owe you my life. I'm looking for Parvel, the nobleman. Do you know where I can find him?
Starting point is 01:23:45 I wonder, are you the great general, Kazar? That's me. Pellemian Castle. That's where Parval will be. Okay. He gave orders to evacuate. But if he's not here, then the situation that the castle must be serious enough to keep him away from the battle. And what's the fastest way there?
Starting point is 01:24:14 The path through the scoffer cave. It's dangerous though. Please let me be your guide there. Okay. It will be an honor to help the true hero of the empire. A hero. Perhaps once. But not now.
Starting point is 01:24:30 Yeah. Move to the next region. Let's get the fuck. Let's get a fuck over there. Let's do it. All right, finally. I just, the thing is like, I actually, Actually, I was just disappointed with the way that I play.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Like, sometimes, like, I don't know how I can explain it, but, like, I'm just not thinking fast enough. Like, yesterday, I was thinking fast. Today, I'm not thinking fast. As soon as I can start thinking past again, I'll be fine. Giant spiders. All right, let's do it. Let's get some levels. Basically out of brain fart?
Starting point is 01:25:14 Yeah, it's like, usually I just, like, you guys could tell, like, the way I was playing. like I was like overwhelmed by just what was happening like just literally I couldn't even tell what the fuck was happening at all uh let's see here stamina attack damage you know what maybe I should uh I still feel like I should go back and use that DLC armor uh that shit was way better sign you're old no it's not even being old like I oh bro I don't want to deal with some fucking venom shit either why can't I not what why am I why why was I not able to just go off that edge It'll take care of the spiders. Alright.
Starting point is 01:26:06 Fuck this. I'm just gonna reload right here. Yeah, fuck it. Respond these guys. Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna go over there anyway. All right, do it. At least these things don't do venom damage.
Starting point is 01:26:34 So if I kill these, is it spawned more? Maybe. Okay. Check inventory skills. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. Okay. So, I don't really care about that a lot. Execution, if an enemy can be attacked.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I mean, I feel like I don't know if really that's... Oh, that's really cool. I think I should get this. Yeah, that's insanely good. Okay, my weapon, I still don't have a better weapon. And all of this stuff, like, this is only 34, right? Like, all this stuff is really good. But the problem now is that...
Starting point is 01:27:50 Like, even this is really good. But... The armor in this game is so complicated. Is there a way you can upgrade, your gear on the third boss okay okay so I'm gonna get there soon we're just gonna we're gonna be a roach here fire spirit fuel we don't need that and I'm assuming this is let me guess I can't open it wow what a surprise okay I have to go up the lot up the ladder okay let's do it wrong button so does that mean I can
Starting point is 01:29:18 why most this route to plenty okay um now we go up this one these bats are gonna Fuck me if they hit me again. I might just try and block all of it honestly. Jesus Christ, at least I'm not dead, right? Any more cock suckers? It looks like none. I need to get something for whenever I deflect, I get health back. If I get that, it's going to change my life. I hate that mechanic so much. That's so annoying. It's like a Dark Souls 2 mechanic.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Ooh. Oh, that's huge. Oh, fuck. Wow. I guess I have to do the thing. Let me just do the thing right now. What matters is that I unlocked it. As I said today, guys, today is not a good day for me. Okay. Let's take this all the way back down. Oh, I see how I'm supposed to get over there.
Starting point is 01:32:26 I can do that probably next time I come back. Got it. What do you want? Man, this is a real boss fight? Yeah. I'm going to go get this item so I don't have to think about it anymore. total waste of fucking time but that's fine
Starting point is 01:34:19 let's try this again someone say the combat in this rival's Neo2 not sure I never played Neo2 I think the combat is very good like the problems I'm having with the game are completely self-inflicted right it's not like the game is the problem
Starting point is 01:35:11 it's just that like right now I'm just like not I'm not there you know you'll say use javelin I think it's really worth it. Just locked in. I can't.
Starting point is 01:36:00 I thought I was going off there. I really did. I thought I was done. Okay, we got it. So poison and venom are different. It's like toxic in Dark Souls. Okay, which one of them is it? Come on.
Starting point is 01:36:56 See, they already got me with that thing once. So I'm... You know what? Let me hit this. Okay. I just wanted to make sure. Who's this fat ugly bitch? Oh, these are just like the other guys.
Starting point is 01:37:12 Yeah, they're just like the guys from the beginning. Ah, the ghosts. Easy. Okay. What do you mean they're Americans? No, they're not. They'd be on motorized scooters if they were. We're going to be careful here.
Starting point is 01:38:47 Very careful. That's a lot of fucking zombies, man. Okay, let's move forward. See if I can maybe get some health back here. Doesn't execute? Plague. So there's plague. venom and poison?
Starting point is 01:40:00 Who the fuck decided that? Holy shit! All these guys didn't get the vaccine, that's what happened. And I can't even go near them. Okay. Am I just dead? Jesus, man. This game's brutal.
Starting point is 01:41:21 Okay. All right, well, on the positive side, we did just get a new weapon. But I think that the game consists, the game persists even while I'm paused. So I'm going to keep moving, assuming that it does. Why am I not able to move? Damn, I'm losing, I'm losing pretty much all my health now.
Starting point is 01:42:06 I wonder which path to take. Let's go up to the top first. Maybe I get a little bit more health through this too. That's good. I don't know which way to go. Give me a minute. All right, so what's this weapon here? 162. Okay, this is a bigger number. That means it's better. And it looks cooler. I'm like nightmare from Soul Calibur. Use. Oh, oh, oh That's not a crawley boy Yeah, it's right
Starting point is 01:43:17 Bitch Okay, let's go down What a cock sucker he was Oh man, there's so many of these fucking things Am I not able to? Okay We're starting to learn So that's a separate mob type
Starting point is 01:44:38 We're going into the belly of the beast Are there items up here hanging? Yee, yeah, yeah, yeah, yey Ghost hammer Pilgrim's skull Okay, we don't need that I got no heels left I gotta be careful
Starting point is 01:45:45 Oh, I think I know where this is This is the beginning, right? Yeah, it is Okay, this is amazing for me Now we get to, oh my God, we get to reset now? This is insane Okay Should I'm locked? Yeah, I'm thinking like
Starting point is 01:46:11 Maybe I should look at the I probably should look at proficiency What does proficiency do? So proficiency is stamina damage increased. I feel like proficiency is actually pretty good. Yeah, let's get proficiency. Proficiency seems like a better stat.
Starting point is 01:46:35 Because like it gives me more attack damage and I'm getting stamina damage and dodge reduction. My weapon doesn't need it. Oh, maybe you're right. So that's whenever I can... So now I can upgrade my other gear. I'm thinking about whether I should do that or not. Damn bitch.
Starting point is 01:47:26 Potion disruption, Porchman. Oh, I can get rid of postage. damage or poison damage I mean Tens is crying worse Oh Oh 4,000 Holy shit Alright nothing else here
Starting point is 01:49:42 Let's keep moving I thought you're gonna go off the edge Kesha the unyielding has become stronger Oh that means I get more stamina regent I wonder if I can go and execute this guy Oh my god that thing has a lot of half That's a big boy That's a big boy god damn
Starting point is 01:51:01 Holy shit. I still go down here. Oops. That's this one. There it is. Alright, we're good. Okay, can I upgrade my stats again? Yeah, I can.
Starting point is 01:51:37 Okay, we're gonna put another point. Actually, let's put a point into stamina. I haven't done any stamina for a while, and we're gonna try to keep up with that. You guys are you should use the ring for poison? Let me take a look and see. So I got ring of skeeled vidum. And like, I mean, this one is really good. Yeah, I'm going to use this.
Starting point is 01:51:59 And we're also going to use brutal attack damage 13. I'm thinking that we just stick with this because it gives me 50 more health. Like, none of these other items look that good. So we're going to just hold on to it for now. Check the hammer. It's not a hammer. That is really cool. Okay, dude.
Starting point is 01:52:40 So we've got ourselves. a poison swamp. Let's go over here. I don't know which way's better, honestly. I have an idea. I think it's worth it. This place is fucking annoying. This place is really fucking annoying. So frustrating. I understand now at least. Wait for my poison to go down. I'm gonna do the same thing again this time. Try and execute that big guy. I didn't want to take any risks. I'm gonna wait for this to go down. Okay. Consumable. I might need a later. I'm not going to use them right now. I don't want to use them yet. I'm going to be honest. I think that went really well. I do. I think that went great. And now we just need to do these.
Starting point is 01:58:25 It could have gone a lot worse. I'll tell you that. I'm going to try and agro these and bring them back over to here. Easy enough. I just want to make sure it wasn't a cock sucker in there, but it turns out it wasn't. There he is. Fuck, that's a poison spit or two. I don't know what to do. I've got to run I've got to run there's too much happening shit I'm getting executed here
Starting point is 02:00:54 get my health back okay you guys said I got on your necklace is that true I did damn that's a big dick necklace too okay we're gonna use that for sure okay took a little bit of damage there
Starting point is 02:01:48 I didn't really need to but that's okay necklace of avarice about the same I think if anything we need more poison resistance right now let's stick with that the fuck nothing still A long way to go.
Starting point is 02:02:29 Disgusting things, spiders here and there. It wasn't like this before, I swear. When they were tiny, they had their own unique charm. But seeing them in this monstrous form, it's a course for alarm. I guess it's true what they say. Everything will change, even if you want it to stay. Let me tell you a story. Something special.
Starting point is 02:02:58 What's the shop? What's he selling? Nothing good. Alright, let's go back. I hate bards, do you? This actually got extra health out of that. That was really good. Very convenient. All right, now let's go up this way.
Starting point is 02:04:02 This poison swamp, man. Nobody asked for this. Oh, that's a big fucking piece of shit, too. Okay. Fucked out of here. Nice. Buried now. Oh.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Bottom of decay. I guess we gotta go over there first. though we're gonna put another point in the stamina that is a big motherfucker man I heard there's a spider inside big as the desert dragon that can't be true without can it so fucking annoying I'm so sick of this fucking thing pushing me around it's so annoying that was really annoying okay uh let's go back and see if we can go over here so annoying it's just I I hate when I hate games whenever like spacing is is like a difficulty, right?
Starting point is 02:08:43 Like you're in like, I hate tight spaces. It makes me anxious. When I'm anxious, I make mistakes. Well, at least we got all this area done. That's what matters. Bards, pants, wrist guards, and shoes. What's this? Unscathed stamina recovery rate.
Starting point is 02:10:02 That's really good. But it has like no defense. That's the problem. High grade item drop rate is insane. Like, so this is, like a farming item. I don't think there's any new weapons, no. Okay, now we're gonna go back. I don't have enough points. Wait, do I? Uh, no, I don't. Okay. The stench of those are the worldly beings. It's coming from there. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:11:12 Here we go. Let me guess. It's gonna be a really big spider. Uh-oh. Are you gonna regrow his arm? Yeah, he does. Okay. I do not understand how I'm making the mistakes. I don't understand. Like I actually I don't know why I'm not getting it. Like because I'm hitting it the exact same time and I just don't understand why it's not happening. Like do I have to do it way early? Like because I don't get it at all. Go for the two arms right off that disable them. But I don't know why it disabled them or how it disabled them. Like I just hit them and it did a bunch of damage. I hit the one button. Well, okay, at the wrong button. Okay.
Starting point is 02:18:18 All right. I just, I just don't understand. Do one more attempt. And if I can't, if I can't lock in, I think I'm just going to stop. I'm going to stop for today. I'm going to do one more. Yeah, I feel like I'm just so, like, mentally AFK, it's just awful right now. I just, I can't think at all. Getting salty. No, I'm actually not. Like, I just, uh, I just feel like I can't think. I have to be close to the farther away I mean. I'm gonna stop.
Starting point is 02:25:55 I just, I'm just not there right now. I'm gonna go back. Yeah, I'm just not there. Like, I know I'm playing badly and so like I'm like tilting myself. I gotta stop. I'm gonna use that hammer and see what I need to do in that town area too. Yeah, bad game day. Very bad game day.
Starting point is 02:26:18 Very, very, very bad game day. I couldn't play. I can't think at all today. Okay, um, it's probably down here, right? Is the hammer? How do I use the hammer? How do I use it? Do you think the area is hard? Just wait? Um, uh, no, I, I, other girl in human place? What? Bosses seem super tanking. Yeah, they are. They have a lot of health. The quickest route to Palette's troop.
Starting point is 02:27:39 No, it's not it. Bosses is punches and you beat that one boss? Yeah, no, it's fine. Chat doesn't know? Yeah, I guess not. Nobody knows. It's fun. Oh, fuck. Yeah, no, the game is great. It's a great game. I just, uh... Whenever I'm playing a game and I feel like my, uh, my thinking just isn't clear. I just, I can't play the game. Yeah, there's just sometimes I just, I can't do it.
Starting point is 02:28:29 Thought overreaction. Yeah, I just, I can't think. You don't have Blacksmith yet? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, all right. Um, yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow. Hopefully I can improve then and play better. So yeah, anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. I'll be back on tomorrow. All right, boys, peace. See ya.

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