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Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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I've only played this game for, I've only played it for 325 hours. Today I am playing where wins meet. Stop! This is a heavily hyped game. Gamers are saying this is the greatest game since Ark Raiders. Oh, yeah. You slew your own father and stole the game. All right, well, we know the storyline now.

You know what's funny? I totally forgot about the storyline. I don't remember what happened. Yep. Don't worry, I got this, I got this. X, there you go. All right, I didn't hit the button. either time. I don't think you can fail the QTEs.

I'm not going to hit the button. I don't care. He did it anyway. There's a story? Yeah. You don't have to even hit the button. You'll just win no matter what. Okay, go fight the Wolfmother. Yeah, I want to see that. It'll just leap for me. This is less advanced than Shenmoo that came out 80 years ago. Nine million players.

That's a lot of people. In Shenmoo, you could fail the QDEs, and it was insanely funny when you failed them. You think you got me her. Oh, got kicked in the dick. Oh. Oh. Void con.

Oh, no, Void King. I'm not playing good games. Dark Souls camera works like Dark Souls, okay. Watch out. Yeah. Exiting stroll mode. Damn. I didn't realize how much more damage I did in the, uh, at the beginning here.

This is way more. Wait, what? Wait, that's the... That's the lamest way. This baby is from PS3. Now I can play as an elegant woman or a more realistic woman. I like the more realistic type women

because they're like covered in blood and stuff in our body. Nice. Wait, I can... I can record my voice to generate a character based on that voice. Isn't it crazy how... Isn't it crazy how video games are changing like this?

Like, you're going to be able to do this now? Realistic woman in? This is gonna be such a compelling character. Crystal, gentle, fresh. Your voice is like pure water. Pure water? The true nature. Oh, God.

Oh, it doesn't put your voice in the game. It just makes the character look like your voice. So this is like, this is what my voice looks like. Yeah. Oh, that's his name. Forget it. It's nothing. Just a dream.

These fake AAA games are like, they're only AAA for like the first three or four minutes is a new trick I see games do it now. That looks so cool. That's better than actual AAA games that aren't even AAA for one minute. That's my opinion. It's sharp and heavy. You could hurt yourself. Yeah.

Just let me hold it. Just once. Please. Alright, shit. Oh, he's playing a girl. Oh, he's playing a girl. What's you doing playing a girl for? If I missed the first jar banquet, I will never play this game again.

Open this chest. Nice. Wow. I've echoed 800 coins. Yep. Welcome to the game. Exploration map ritual to crown. You're gonna have to do a million of those.

I'm not talking to you. Yeah, you did. Now every Chinese game has bamboo. Can you cut the bamboo in this? Yeah, you can. Nope. You can wait. Yes you can.

Look at it. Yep, you get timber and bamboo. I don't know about the physics. I'm about to say Tambu. I mean, you can cut them down. That was close. Okay, I like that. I like to jumping.

Where are you going? I'm trying to have fun before I have to do 700 quest for that's right. Spokesperson, Will Smith. There's no man in black. I like the jumping part of the game to most so far. Yeah, it's good. Sorry, I won't jump anymore.

Okay, I'm getting conflicting instructions. Oh, wow. This game just beats the game for you. It actually does have an auto-parry thing too. But we need to head to the general shrine today. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh.

Wait, that bird had 2,000 golden coins. Yeah. I have 307 fish. You're going to get a lot more fish. You're going to get 20,000 fish. He's not Mr. Archer guy. He's the mysterious man. The name's fun jishol.

Oh, that's not as cool of a name. Archery tips Turning to flex on yeah Wait, that's exactly what I You're my first time passing on still waters You can do that? Shall we shoot at the birds by the cliff together so I can know you could do this We already saw its efficacy fire away

9 million players Wow in two weeks Headshot Oh, headshot, headshot Oh this guy is a Ten arrows coming out of this hand. It's the same thing I do.

Now I can finish him off. Now that he has the tenth arrow. Uh-huh. There we go. Oh, got his ass. Whoa, what's the bird? What is that bird? What's the bird doing?

Shoot him. Shoot the bird. The birds and this are worse than those ones and are crazy. What's you doing? Bye, bye, bye. Okay, there. What's he using the arrows for?

God damn, they got them looking like bore him here. The bear seems to know martial arts. Oh, we're gonna throw the bear. Press the comprehend button at the right time when the golden rings appear over the bear doing karate moves. What? I just, I'm getting a horse just right past the bear. I'm ready to see that. Oh, I mastered the art of Tai Chi by looking at a bear.

I want to see him throw the bear. Go get him. I'm gonna throw Tai Chi in there. Whoa! Nine million players. That's right! Two weeks. Wait, can you climb?

It might be ten by now. Look at this. I'm climbing up a... Yep. Okay. Oh, whoa, woo, woo, bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo boho. Perfect. I ran out of his stamina.

Oh, mysterious. You're supposed to say so mystical. Hey, who's this guy? Hello. Watch yourself. Okay. There's somebody riding a horse. I love how he's going and doing all of the exact same things that I did right at the beginning of the game.

Also in the same order, basically. I learned this from looking at a bear. Just knock the tree down. Win sense. Oh, this is why it's called Beyond Two Winds. What was it called? The frogs are really big in this game. That's a big fucking frog.

He's like observing the frog. That's where you learn the frog. wrong thing. Oh, to learn his techniques. Yep. Think I can break these pets? Yep. What?

9 million players. That's right. In two weeks. That's right. She to boatman. He's a highly respected NPC in this- What you want, bitch? Oh no, there's a witness.

You didn't see nothing. You didn't see nothing. No, no, no, no. Go over there and die. Oh, poor fellow. If I could, I'd help him. Oh, man.

Child, please, you've got to help me. Kill him too. Yeah. Never trust the boatman who can't swim. Uh-huh. No, wait. No, they went the other way. Stop with the questions, young wanderer. I asked one question. She's clearly shaken and can't remember everything clearly.

But it's a grandpa, not a grandma. Mm-hmm. Was this character supposed to be a grandma, and they forgot that they changed it? Nine million players. That's a lot of people. Two weeks. Wait a minute. You can't cut these down anymore.

No, you can't cut those. You can only cut certain bamboos. They're losing me. Yeah. I'm gonna shoot the bird. Sainly realistic bird. Where did it just flew through? What's hiding?

What are you doing? Killing. Ouch. Damn. What's this? What was that? He must return to the battle area. He, he, he, I'm just following where he is.

Why am I, I'm fighting him over here. Nine million players. Oh, that's a lot. Two weeks. Young man, have you ever seen a procession with a procession with a, sacred script. Why is the ladder talking to me? It's time to go AAA.

Uh-oh. So loading screen. Oh man, this is a really, really, really, really AAA one. Oh, wow. Look at how our swords clip-thi. Wow. Not as AAA. Oh, now I see what...

Oh, shit. This is how they trick people into playing this game. They put horse boss. Oh, he can jump too. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's how they got the 9 million.

Yep. Fucking gotcha, bitch. Why is what the ending cutscenes? They're on to me. Wait, you can do this? Oh. I didn't even know you could do that. I laugh, but I will have my revenge.

What's this? This is how they trick little kids and to spend their money on this stupid thing. things, but I don't have to buy them. Oh, my goodness. Uh-oh. They're actually teaching children like a valuable life lesson in this game? Yeah, they are.

You don't got to buy the battle pass to have fun. What? Go on, buy it. Yippie! Never, man. Man. I'm gonna be real. I think where it wins me is fucking amazing.

I love the game. I think it's great. Like, I think that if Donkey played it more, he would understand why there are over 9 million people playing the game, right? He would.